🕹・game-discussion

[tawdry rock]

also flashcube...... flashcard reference???? for the hit balatro game joker flashcard???? +2 mult per shop reroll????

was it 2 or 1

i can never remember

[patent sail]

2

[molten thicket]

ecto ouija in the same pack?? crazy

[tawdry rock]

okay yeah i was right

[heavy heron]

i know right

[sleek agate]

hex and immolate

[heavy heron]

that’s just a free win

[patent sail]

skip

[heavy heron]

who wouldn’t take a negative golden joker

[tawdry rock]

the hand size murdering duo

[heavy heron]

honestly you might just be right

take nothing

[marsh swan]

If it was 1 it would be the worst scaling joker

[sleek agate]

ouija is nono

[patent sail]

me

i would take 2 instead

[cloud sinew]

best $8 ive spent in a long time

[heavy heron]

ikr, ecto carries so hard

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLL

[cloud sinew]

the joke got old after the 2nd time you said it

[sleek agate]

my games are usually a red seal, ouija, suit changer, or ecto

[heavy heron]

oh i get it, ecto + ankh

so you get 2 negative golden jokers!!

[tawdry rock]

okay QUESTION when i take an ecto it says -1 hand size right, and when i take a SECOND one it says -2, is that a NET -2 hand size or is it an ADDITIONAL -2 hand size on top of the -1 meaning it's -3 hand size in the grand total

[patent sail]

thinking about that rental eternal gold joker

[heavy heron]

i’m still laughing

[sleek agate]

additional

[molten thicket]

additional

[patent sail]

additional

[tawdry rock]

top 10 saddest

[patent sail]

because fuck you

[marsh swan]

Ankh removes the negative from the copy 🤓

[tawdry rock]

listen i know you hes not a bad guy

[patent sail]

it doesnt if i ask nicely

[tawdry rock]

dont gotta do that to him

[heavy heron]

no i know LOOLLL

but it shouldn’t 🙄

[molten thicket]

pelt him with rocks hes ruining the double negative golden joker dream

[marsh swan]

Thunk please buff ankh

[sleek agate]

ankh is fine as is imo

[last geyser]

144/150

[patent sail]

yes so it destroys all your jokers and does nothing

[heavy heron]

ankh should just duplicate every joker you have

[marsh swan]

I'm 148/150 (only missing seeing double and hit the road since the requirement for them is so garbage)

[sleek agate]

i’m 23

[keen pilot]

Throw it on the pile!!

[last geyser]

What’s the requirement for them?

[patent sail]

ankh should revive old egyptian gods to take reign over our planet

[tawdry rock]

it does that every time someone anywhere in the world uses ankh

it revives a tiiiiny bit of an egyptian god

[cloud sinew]

Play a hand containing 4 7 of Clubs
Discard 5 Jacks with one discard

[heavy heron]

just a bit

[tawdry rock]

after 900,000,000 ankhs total we will all die

[marsh swan]

Hit the road is discard 5 jacks in 1 hand and seeing double is flush five with 7 of clubs i think

[molten thicket]

how does reviving a tiny bit work

[heavy heron]

an arm comes back

maybe a leg

[tawdry rock]

particles

[last geyser]

Ohh to unlock I thought you meant like requirements in the run for them to show up

[molten thicket]

like after 100000 anks he can wiggle his toe or smth

[patent sail]

you get brought to life but like a little bit

[marsh swan]

We both misunderstood each other

[tawdry rock]

actually 4 fingers and half an upper lip

[patent sail]

please dont, i need my hand levels

[last geyser]

Yeah 😅

[marsh swan]

Post this every 2 minutes

[heavy heron]

that was good…

but wait until you find out about my secret boss the leg

[molten thicket]

is it like a milestone system like "congrats on reaching 100000 ankhs king tut here's your prize: you can now wiggle your ear!"

[patent sail]

(in case you didnt see @last geyser message)

[last geyser]

Thanks

[tawdry rock]

no one can wiggle their ear

[marsh swan]

Wow how did you get 5 madnesses

[tawdry rock]

what are you saying

[heavy heron]

don’t t forget to show amphy

[marsh swan]

@patent sail is such a pro

[molten thicket]

king tut can now

[patent sail]

Thanks (in case you didnt see this message)

[tawdry rock]

he would fucking die

just die

right then and there

[marsh swan]

Thank you im blind

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLLL

they’d be the real madness joker after that

[tawdry rock]

he'd literally eat himself

for 0.5X mult

[sleek agate]

hi i missed this message could u send it again? thank you!

sent from my blackberry

[tawdry rock]

or they

i dont know pronouns i didnt check

[patent sail]

lets all ping them to let them know ❤️‍🩹

[tawdry rock]

apologies amphy in advance

but FUCK you for hating madness reasons

[marsh swan]

Madness should gain +3x mult for destroying another madness

[heavy heron]

+3 mult*

[patent sail]

(in case you didnt see that one message)

[tawdry rock]

hello

hey @patent sail can you resend me my message im deaf so i cant see it

[cold flax]

No

[patent sail]

this is what i say when i see people i wanna talk to

[tawdry rock]

another hint please

im so close

[heavy heron]

guys i could’ve sworn vaguely in my memory i saw a screenshot of 5 polychrome madnesses but i can’t find it or see it, can someone resend it

[patent sail]

✌️👌👎🤚✊✋🤛🫲

[heavy heron]

thanks

[sleek agate]

guys how many madnesses were there again

i forgot

[tawdry rock]

hope this refreshes your memory

[heavy heron]

FUCK KVKVKVKV

THANKS

[bleak jetty]

neuron activation

[tawdry rock]

first off

i hate you for existing mr negative showman

[patent sail]

what was that joker they had 5 of again? someone resend the image please, i forgot

[tawdry rock]

second off

hell yeah

[heavy heron]

was it this?

[heavy heron]

i can’t recall

[last geyser]

Guys remember that time I had 5 polychrome madness

Good times

[heavy heron]

i don’t remember

can you show me?

[patent sail]

remember what?

[heavy heron]

GOD

ifjflfkfjgogigqo

this is so stupid

[patent sail]

whats #🕹・game-discussion even about

[marsh swan]

Wow thats a mad run

Wait what were the jokers again?

[tawdry rock]

SHOP Madness Madness Madness Madness Madness
Madness When Small Blind or Big Blind is selected, gain X0.5 Mult and destroy a random joker (Currently X11.5 Mult)
Small Blind Small Blind 1.800e11
Round score [ ]
0x0
4 Hands 4 Discards
8 2 A 7 10 8 6 4 5

hope this helps

[heavy heron]

i think it could be about a certain game.. about cards and stuff.. i can’t quite recall, but i do have a screenshot of it

[molten thicket]

discussing about the time when @last geyser had 5 polychrome madness

[heavy heron]

it’s of this game

[keen pilot]

oh no..

[patent sail]

oh you are here just in time, i was about to show you that crazy run with 5 madnesses i had today

[keen pilot]

It's probably a skip anyway, right?

[mental oyster]

bal atro

[keen pilot]

I got a showman already

[cloud sinew]

im sorry trousers

[marsh swan]

Average anaglyph deck jokers

[patent silo]

i feel pain

[molten thicket]

skip to dig for mystic summit

[exotic orchid]

Not worth it unless you sell some of those negatives.

[teal thunder]

hm

[tawdry rock]

Do you like me
"Yeah definitely"
"Probably yes"
"Not right now but I definitely will later"

[strange compass]

Guys

[heavy heron]

not fighting the pair spamming hologram run allegations

[bleak jetty]

invis ofc

[marsh swan]

Invis on yellow deck❤️

[patent sail]

standard pack

[cold flax]

Shoulda played one more chip smh

[keen pilot]

I got negative mystic summit already

[cloud sinew]

I like winning so 🤷‍♀️

[heavy heron]

mmm auto winning

i do like that too

[strange compass]

I get phot over fib right

[heavy heron]

why think when hologram

[patent silo]

gold stacke black deck, i play with what i have xDDD

[heavy heron]

😍

[patent sail]

if youre doing faces yeah

[teal thunder]

got a certificate asw

[cloud sinew]

cope for not being able to win as much as me

[marsh swan]

No fibonnaci synergizes with photograph really well

[teal thunder]

but then flunked my draws on the boss blind

[heavy heron]

yes yes, i’m coping very hard

my flushes are just too inferior to your pairs

[teal thunder]

reading the boss blind explains the boss blind ❤️

[cloud sinew]

yeah youre buprint, youre coping a jojer

[heavy heron]

maybe i should change to pairs…

[sleek agate]

flushes are just worse in general

[heavy heron]

ikr buprint my favorite joker

[sleek agate]

still a good hand

[heavy heron]

they are indeed!

[bleak jetty]

disappointingly lost the game because the idol hit 2 of diamonds

[sleek agate]

i love a flush pivot myself

[marsh swan]

2 reasons to hate the idol

[heavy heron]

i do be copying jojers

[bleak jetty]

and because bloodstone SUCKS

[keen pilot]

I'm gonna be rich

Thank you showman

[unreal iron]

5$ is 5$ ig

[bleak jetty]

you're welcome 👍

[heavy heron]

that’s a whole lotta money

[patent sail]

they should add a boss blind that lets you pass only if you asnwer its evil and scary riddle

[heavy heron]

that’s why wealth distribution be so erratic! you’re hogging all the rebates

[sleek agate]

guys its been 3 minutes, wheres the 5 madness screenshot?

[sleek agate]

i miss it

[tawdry rock]

why YOU should hate idol:

1. haram (worships idols.. smh my head)
2. appears in early antes with no deckfixing and when you need him he's nowhere to be found
3. hits the ONE single undeckfixed card in your deck and makes you lose in a run dependent on him

[keen pilot]

notice 2 rebates+blueprint

[rich mauve]

x11 was good enough to beat the boss

[patent sail]

such as "whats 9+10" or "how madnesses there were on that one screenshot"

[rich mauve]

literally most free run I've ever had in a while

[heavy heron]

is it 21

[patent sail]

there were only 5 of them, but close enough

[bleak jetty]

that's something a mod would have

[heavy heron]

21??? blackjack??

[bleak jetty]

id be surprised if that wasn't made yet

[heavy heron]

sorry wrong poker game

[marsh swan]

There was 2 madnesses

[heavy heron]

ahh okay sorry i cant count i play balatro

[heavy heron]

this is slowly starting to look like a certain run i’ve seen recently

that i can’t quite recall…

[bleak jetty]

do you mean 3 madnesses

[patent sail]

what does this message say? sorry, im illiterate as i play balatro

[sleek agate]

that had poly madnesses

[patent silo]

the perfect madness game, only i saw it in my dreams

[marsh swan]

(Ignore the ankh)

[heavy heron]

did you reply to me? sorry i can’t pay attention i play balatro

[sleek agate]

can someone send the madness ss

[patent sail]

nah i didnt

[sleek agate]

thank you

[heavy heron]

ah okay thank you for the clarification

[marsh swan]

Holographic is way better than poly early on

Holo madness solos ante 4-5

[patent sail]

thank you for understanding my clarification

[tawdry rock]

just in case you missed it

[sleek agate]

thank you im deaf and i needed this

[marsh swan]

I did miss it

[heavy heron]

thank you for thanking me for understanding your clarification

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[patent sail]

what is this image? sorry, im disabled and i cant see it

[heavy heron]

if only it was my run

[tawdry rock]

hope this helps

[patent sail]

oh thank you

[marsh swan]

Just remove the polychrome from one of the madness and ecto it

[patent sail]

this cleared things up

[tawdry rock]

glad

[tawdry rock]

very plausible

[marsh swan]

Use vampire to remove the polychrome

[sleek agate]

image depicts scene in reader’s mother’s bedroom last night

[tawdry rock]

great idea

[tacit quail]

+2,gold sticker on showman and flower pot FINALLY i get those 2 out of the way. burglar green joker madness is a free win

when the

[sleek agate]

what is this madness posting

[tawdry rock]

he looks batshit crazy when negative

[marsh swan]

Flower pot carrying as always

[tawdry rock]

need a recap?

[tacit quail]

141 now ...

[sleek agate]

ill be overdosing on this image

thanks

[tawdry rock]

glad

[sleek agate]

one more hit please

please

just one

[patent sail]

im nostalgic for that one image of madness run, i havent seen it in whole 78 seconds... can someone send me my favorite childhood image?

[tawdry rock]

fine

but ill cut you off after this

[sleek agate]

fine

[sleek agate]

mmmmm good stuff

[patent sail]

thank you....

(in case you missed afterimages repost)

[cold flax]

Flowepot best Balatro

[tawdry rock]

welcome new chatters, here's whats been happening

[patent sail]

hi

[tawdry rock]

this you? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469364623227621406/image.png?ex=698763f1&is=69861271&hm=df4c9dab0bb3306b0173747942c37152c2638da7f065d4cf86cbfaed0ecb28c9&

[marsh swan]

In case you... wait this is the wrong image

[tawdry rock]

oh my goodness its downscaled

[heavy heron]

YOUR JAME

NAME

[tawdry rock]

oh well lets use the link instead so we dont

[heavy heron]

reminds me of something..

[patent sail]

no thats my brother. this is me

[tawdry rock]

completely flood chat

[heavy heron]

that i can’t quite recall..

[patent sail]

what about it..

[tawdry rock]

also for our internet's sake

[tawdry rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469364623227621406/image.png?ex=698763f1&is=69861271&hm=df4c9dab0bb3306b0173747942c37152c2638da7f065d4cf86cbfaed0ecb28c9&

[heavy heron]

ahhhhh

i think that was it

[tawdry rock]

in case you're disabled

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469364623227621406/image.png?ex=698763f1&is=69861271&hm=df4c9dab0bb3306b0173747942c37152c2638da7f065d4cf86cbfaed0ecb28c9&

or handicapped

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469364623227621406/image.png?ex=698763f1&is=69861271&hm=df4c9dab0bb3306b0173747942c37152c2638da7f065d4cf86cbfaed0ecb28c9&

[heavy heron]

no wait that’s their brother

what’s the original?

[tawdry rock]

lets use the downscaled instead

for chat flood sake

and internet sake

the image is 5 mb

[patent sail]

🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️ (for blind people)

[marsh swan]

Make a consumable joker that after 35 rounds self destructs and gives 5 eternal polychrome Madnesses

[tawdry rock]

infinite gay clowns?

that

[patent sail]

exactly on 11.5x each

[tawdry rock]

came out so wrong

[marsh swan]

Ofc

[heavy heron]

this feels familiar..

but wrong..

[tawdry rock]

@ what do you think of this new development

[tawdry rock]

oh i know

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469364623227621406/image.png?ex=698763f1&is=69861271&hm=df4c9dab0bb3306b0173747942c37152c2638da7f065d4cf86cbfaed0ecb28c9&

[heavy heron]

OHHHHH

[tacit quail]

It's that

[heavy heron]

YEAHHH

i think it’s that

i don’t know why i couldn’t recall thay! hadn’t seen it in so long

this is the most brain rotted convo this server has ever seen

[patent sail]

in case you have bad internet

[heavy heron]

FUCK

[marsh swan]

I'm deaf and can't see what are these jokers and how much mult they give

[tacit quail]

Peek deck

[heavy heron]

in case it’s too bright

[patent sail]

heres an image that may help you

[marsh swan]

OHHHHH

ty i can see it now

[austere whale]

Ghost deck is so easy :))

[patent sail]

👎✌️👎✊🤚👉✌️👆🤞🤚🤟👉 (in case youre handicapped)

[tacit quail]

in case you're playing on your phone

[vestal copper]

maybe this can destroy a random card in your hand and add 3 random enhanced face cards into your deck...

[heavy heron]

in case you can’t see when things aren’t upside down

[austere whale]

1x mult on campfire 3x mult on const..

[tawdry rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469364623227621406/image.png?ex=698763f1&is=69861271&hm=df4c9dab0bb3306b0173747942c37152c2638da7f065d4cf86cbfaed0ecb28c9&

[vestal copper]

mental asylum build

[tawdry rock]

ok apparently im the only one sending downscaled

[patent sail]

i like your polychromes, but its a wrong joker sadly

[heavy heron]

oh yeah… that sounds familiar..

[tacit quail]

in case youre in a tunnel

[austere whale]

I cant see unless its slowed + reverb

[tawdry rock]

i think im ............. seeing double........

credits roll

crowd goes wild

[patent sail]

card

[robust lance]

BBBBOOOOOOOOO

[heavy heron]

in case you have poor attention span and need it in short form format

[patent sail]

in case youre really small

[cloud sinew]

youre gonna get image perms removed for this channel too lol

[tawdry rock]

oh yeah probably

[marsh swan]

You only have a singular burnt joker smh

[tacit quail]

Remember this is not an 18+ server be careful what you post

[tawdry rock]

lets maybe probably stop

possibly

[heavy heron]

thank god for the censorship

the madnesses was too explicit for me

[tawdry rock]

one last one

for the road

[heavy heron]

i feel like i saw that image already today

i guess not

[marsh swan]

Goodbye 5 polychrome eternal 11.5x madnesses

I'm so sad now

[austere whale]

No deckfixing 🥀

[heavy heron]

this is the funniest one by far

[tawdry rock]

are you saying... you're having a throwback?

badum tss

credits roll

crowd goes wild

again

[heavy heron]

🤪 🤪 🤪 🤪 🤪

[marsh swan]

Heart emoji

[lost vault]

mrreow :3c

[heavy heron]

BRO STOP

[marsh swan]

Banned

[cloud sinew]

this is getting really annoying

[heavy heron]

LOOLLLLL

[patent sail]

this is madness

[heavy heron]

ahaaaaa

[vestal copper]

this is fucking peak

[tacit quail]

that one took longer i had to go to a website and in that time the channel went from loving it to hating it

[tawdry rock]

credits roll crowd goes wild

[lost vault]

madness like the joker

[marsh swan]

THIS. IS. SPARTA

[patent sail]

how many of them though?

[heavy heron]

i was impressed i was like wtf is that

[lost vault]

500

[tacit quail]

Is this just madness

[vestal copper]

why can i not post gifs

[tawdry rock]

because

[heavy heron]

you gotta do it through some special method..

[tawdry rock]

its madness

[vestal copper]

[tawdry rock]

badum tss credits roll crowd goes wild

[patent sail]

is this an optimal ante 1 build

[tawdry rock]

its funnier the 3rd time i swear

[tacit quail]

Need more stuff here

[tawdry rock]

not AGAIN

[cloud sinew]

anything with dot gif isnt allowed

[heavy heron]

i think it is yes

[vestal copper]

no get bloodstone and b*ron instead

[tacit quail]

Is this a recent development because I just sent one

[vestal copper]

how do ppl post gifs then

[tacit quail]

Maybe smth to do with uploading vs the gifpicker

[vestal copper]

i star a gif posted there post it myself but its blocked for some reason

[heavy heron]

wow you sure found a lot of invisible jokers ante 1!!

[vestal copper]

well bruh

[tawdry rock]

round 1 too

[tacit quail]

Shop was op

[cloud sinew]

its to stop exactly this from happening

[cold flax]

Hey anyone know

[patent sail]

i just got a good gaming chair

[cold flax]

About the five polychrome madnessnes

[heavy heron]

that’s pretty funny

[cold flax]

Swear someone mentioned them

[tacit quail]

sometimes i use gif to actually clip my game i have a gif recorder app

[vestal copper]

lmfao

[heavy heron]

ahhh damn i wish i could get one of those

sadly i’m unemployed; i’m a balatro player

[tacit quail]

one time i used 2 wraiths and blueprint brainstormed and i clipped it

[outer rover]

Should I sell a Chad and deck build around lucky cards?

[cloud sinew]

do you have directors cut?

[tawdry rock]

i cant believe localthunk created dna just so we can exist

[tacit quail]

if you could sell photos itd be peaker but nah not rn

[outer rover]

Na

[cloud sinew]

Then take the cat

[patent sail]

i would make a joke about madness, but we might have already said it at least 11.5 times by now

[tawdry rock]

way. way. way more than that

[heavy heron]

yeah, and it’s driving certain people into madness

[marsh swan]

This seems familiar (like the spectral card that destroys a card in hand and creates 3 face cards with random enhancements)

[heavy heron]

it looks very familiar

[tawdry rock]

crazy

[strange compass]

Daddy Showman I am sorry for everything I said about you 🥺

[tawdry rock]

SHOWMAN

my GOAT

[heavy heron]

daddy who

[tawdry rock]

only when he works

other times fuck you

[marsh swan]

You heard him

[lost vault]

shitman

[patent sail]

showman should show me more men but it only ever shows more tarots

[tacit quail]

card sharp thinks he doin smth

[heavy heron]

sorry i just instinctually thought someone was calling me, my bad

[orchid peak]

discards or possible extra golds

[patent sail]

he makes cards sharp

[heavy heron]

sharpens the cards like blades

[marsh swan]

How many gold cards

[vestal copper]

cant believe blueprint prints blue stake wins

[heavy heron]

it is blue, and it does print

[patent sail]

shaker of the spears?

[marsh swan]

Also why are you copying fortune teller??

[heavy heron]

i can confidently say you’re correct

[tawdry rock]

blueprint... prints blue...

[vestal copper]

arrower of the heads

[tawdry rock]

i feel like this is intentional wording...

[marsh swan]

My brain is storming

[orchid peak]

no I mean since burglar gives extra hands and leftover hands=gold

[strange compass]

I was using him early game with the tribe flush

It's time for him to go

[cloud sinew]

probably because their last hand didnt have a scoring face, or fortune teller was better

[vestal copper]

giving me +50 chips for every spade scored

[heavy heron]

i love when my leftover hands give me gold

gold is the most valuable currency in this game

[marsh swan]

Makes sense but in that case photograph isnt that useful

[tawdry rock]

what is that

[orchid peak]

idk tbh I still won

[heavy heron]

what

[tawdry rock]

oh my god

is that the hit image

madness x 5

11.5x

[tacit quail]

oh my god

[marsh swan]

It's white stake you will always win

[heavy heron]

i dont see it

[vestal copper]

why doesnt photograph photoes and saves graphs on my pc

[patent sail]

its 10x5

[orchid peak]

gold gold gold

[heavy heron]

THATS CRAZY

[marsh swan]

Photograph should screenshot the game each time it's triggered

[tawdry rock]

best i could do

[patent sail]

thats.... madness...

[tawdry rock]

i have no clue

what that is

but its definitely balatro

[tacit quail]

I was mad once

[orchid peak]

ah yes

[marsh swan]

What if it isnt

[vestal copper]

balling my latro

[heavy heron]

it’s literally a pixel

LOOLLL

[vestal copper]

its more than a pixel

its a person

[heavy heron]

it’s madness

[patent sail]

im gonna be like 80 and see that madness image in my hazy memories like this

[tacit quail]

I was madness once. They put me in a card game. A card game with jokers. And jokers give me madness

[keen pilot]

I WAS SO CLOSE

[tacit quail]

Show jokers

[heavy heron]

madness?

i was madness once

[tawdry rock]

i was madness once

they put me in a card game

a card game with jokers

and jokers make me madness

[heavy heron]

madness?

[vestal copper]

madness commits murder

[strange compass]

I got this with no ankh btw

I'll give my seed to you guys later

[cloud sinew]

stop spamming

[vestal copper]

do you know what is madness?

[orchid peak]

that's crazy

[heavy heron]

i do not

[patent sail]

what if jokers made jokes.... that would be funny i think

[heavy heron]

i have no clue what madness is

[marsh swan]

Just needed 0.87e17....

[tacit quail]

Song by muse 2012

[vestal copper]

madness is doing the same action over and over again, hoping for a change

[patent sail]

@ please ban these spammers

[tawdry rock]

chat what does this mean

[ebon condor]

how to unlock the scribbled joker

[cloud sinew]

red phone

[vestal copper]

old

[tacit quail]

He's not mad

Saneness

[cloud sinew]

play a flush

[heavy heron]

i know ugh! it’s making me mad!

madness even

[tacit quail]

They should make a joker called saneness and it doesn't destroy your jokers or give you .5x mult

[tawdry rock]

i unlocked brainstorm by going into small blinds multiple times looking for a royal flush

[lost vault]

dnd

[tawdry rock]

and then discarded it

[keen pilot]

baron, mime and blueprint are all my scoring jokers
+showman, econ jokers, and a trillion negatives

[tawdry rock]

took so long

[heavy heron]

-.5x mult

[tawdry rock]

i dont think you guys see the name

[patent sail]

what if they also add monochrome edition and noneternal sticker

i would get 5 of those

[marsh swan]

Saneness destroys all Madness jokers and gives 30$ for each 1x mult on them

[tacit quail]

Monochrome edition 🔥

[ebon condor]

i think thats called perishable

[keen pilot]

A screenshot from earlier

[tacit quail]

Psychiatrist Challenge Run

[tawdry rock]

enhanced

[cloud sinew]

Would be a very bad joker

[tacit quail]

hunc 😻 😻

[marsh swan]

Psychiatric boss blind disables all Madness jokers

[patent sail]

[resend of afterimages screenshot] in case yall missed

[lost vault]

idk what ur talking about

[vestal copper]

:madness:

[tacit quail]

What does Localchunk think of this

[tawdry rock]

im gonna kill myself

[vestal copper]

🔨

[tacit quail]

That's mad don't do that

[vestal copper]

gl

[strange compass]

HOW DID I LOSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[outer rover]

This could be the best or worst decision I could ever make

[patent sail]

please

[strange compass]

I DIDN'T DRAW SINGLE FACE CARD

[vestal copper]

?????????????

[tawdry rock]

you gotta die

im sorry

[tacit quail]

No cards

[vestal copper]

oh thats abandoned

lmfao

[strange compass]

I had like 4 face cards that I was drawing consistently

[patent sail]

drawing takes time to learn, its okay to take small steps. start with simple sketches and reference other faces next time

[tawdry rock]

why is he doing

[marsh swan]

Abandoned photochad run very effective

[tawdry rock]

a phootchad run

[orchid peak]

I love my white stake stickers

[tawdry rock]

on ABANDONED deck

[outer rover]

?

[vestal copper]

abandoned photochad

[strange compass]

I'll do photochad anywhere

[vestal copper]

foolish

[patent sail]

dw im just pretending im funny

[tawdry rock]

can we make populated deck? everything is just red seal polychrome glass kings

[marsh swan]

There should be a challenge where you start with an eternal photograph and eternal hanging chad on abandoned deck

[vestal copper]

baron will still be bad

[cold flax]

This is how I feel all the time😭

[patent sail]

what if they add a horse deck

[cold flax]

Glu

[torpid bridge]

How are you still here

Are you like chronically online?

[tawdry rock]

guys i just got back from the doctor's office

its terrible news

[vestal copper]

they arent alive

[tawdry rock]

im chronically alive

[strange compass]

"If that is foolish, then I'll stay a fool for the rest of my life!"
-Naruto Uzumaki

[patent sail]

no im ashy

[vestal copper]

hi

[torpid bridge]

Im sorry to hear that

[cold flax]

Ketchup?

Will u catch them all

[patent sail]

im yalls collective hallucination, take your meds

[tawdry rock]

1 in 2 chance to create a tarot card whenever a booster pack is opened??????????????

[patent sail]

1 in 2 chance i disappear if you take the meds

[tawdry rock]

i am not taking the meds........ for you...... jheart emoji x300

[marsh swan]

You're very odd, todd

[tawdry rock]

credits roll

crowd goes wild

[patent sail]

say that again?

[tawdry rock]

i SWEAR its funnier the 4th time

[patent sail]

needs to be said 5th time

[tawdry rock]

maybe the sixth time is the charm

[patent sail]

you know what else theres 5 of.

[tawdry rock]

like the sixth sense

credits roll

[marsh swan]

This pretty even, steven

[molten badger]

guys i got my ante to -naneinf

[tawdry rock]

crowd goes wild

[torpid bridge]

Congrats

[patent sail]

play the poker, joker....

[torpid bridge]

Now your challenge is beating black deck gold stake 5 times in a row

[molten badger]

and it vhaanged again to -1e308 lol

[molten badger]

not unlocked gold stake

[patent sail]

@tawdry rock can we get your cool reaction image

[molten badger]

ive only beat balatro once

[marsh swan]

Naneinf before gold stake is madness

[analog estuary]

does anyone here like

[tawdry rock]

no

[outer rover]

I like your art

[tawdry rock]

next question

[patent sail]

this is what i would like to tell localthunk!!!!!!

[molten badger]

i got -naneinf ANTE

[analog estuary]

i like you

[molten badger]

not scoe

[tawdry rock]

pass

next question

[molten badger]

score*

[patent sail]

how many

[tawdry rock]

5 joker slots max

[outer rover]

dm him

I’ve been trying to start drawing again but I’ve been slacking. I bought an iPad Pro for like $2000 and it’s just collecting dust

[tawdry rock]

next question

holy shit man

give it to me

[torpid bridge]

Thats abysmal

[patent sail]

man whyyyy

[analog estuary]

😢

[torpid bridge]

$2000

Its like

[tawdry rock]

i think someone just dropped a bowling ball in the floor above me

[torpid bridge]

4 months of my salary

[patent sail]

my ipad is like the only somewhat functional device i own

[tawdry rock]

gigantic fucking bouncing banging sound twice

[calm furnace]

acrobat is so goated

[patent sail]

that shit would drive me mad

[marsh swan]

Baseball huh

[tawdry rock]

mad... mad- mad as in... madn-

Dies

credits roll

crowd goes wild

[marsh swan]

Crowd goes mild

[outer rover]

I’ve just been slacking. It’s not like I’m not motivated but I’ve just been putting it off for whatever reason

[keen pilot]

sadge

[tawdry rock]

i thought this was $8 jimbo for a second

[marsh swan]

This is why yellow deck is THE deck

[outer rover]

Do I pick up the oops and lose the chad?

[tawdry rock]

WHAT are you saying brother

why pick up oops

[patent sail]

that happens when uhhh burnout? or too scared to start? (honestly relateable)

[tacit quail]

Misprint 🌞

[marsh swan]

Worst decision oat?

[torpid bridge]

Cat

[tawdry rock]

oh yeah

blind

but still i dont think its worth it

[patent sail]

lucky cat?

[marsh swan]

Swash at 1st❤️‍🩹

[torpid bridge]

But without chad cat wont scale much

[torpid bridge]

Try to get ank i guess

[strange compass]

Kill the cat tbh

[patent sail]

ofc photo and chad are kissing omg

[torpid bridge]

Then reroll until you die or find another oops

[strange compass]

It's unnecessary as heck

[tawdry rock]

sad

[marsh swan]

Does hanging chad even have a mouth

[patent sail]

in case you are blind and missed that message

[outer rover]

Already deckbuilding around it

[cloud sinew]

chad is a piece of paper

[marsh swan]

We're not doing this again

[tawdry rock]

thanks this helpedd

[torpid bridge]

Chad is a window

[strange compass]

Oh. Even then two chad with photo buff is bettee

[patent sail]

that was a stupid joke ive been doing for a while on random occasions now, dont mind 🎀

[strange compass]

Assuming you have face cards

[tawdry rock]

im so confused as to why that madness picture was even posted so much

like i dont get it

yet i still did it

[keen pilot]

"Mom, can we get a photochad?"
"We have photochad at home"
Photochad at home:

[patent sail]

funny

[tawdry rock]

internet summed up in 3 sentences

[outer rover]

Mayhaps. I’m self taught so I’m also putting it off because I need to study art and color theory which I’m dreading. My anatomy sucks

[cloud sinew]

#🃏・off-topic

[tawdry rock]

📴 🔖

i couldnt find a good emoji for topic

[patent sail]

purposefully studying 🥀 i just did WHATEVER for like 7 years and got where i am now

[sleek valley]

Awful idea that just sprung to mind

[tawdry rock]

so thatll have to do

[torpid bridge]

Off note

[tacit quail]

Off bookmark

[torpid bridge]

Do you draw furries?

[sleek valley]

Showman should allow legendary jokers to appear in the shop if you have ut

[strange compass]

PhotoChad at home would be bloodstone chad

[marsh swan]

Absolutely not.

[tawdry rock]

there have probably been so many soul cards that were killed mercilessly by showman and were never discovered

[strange compass]

Showman is so weird because in some runs it feels like it does nothing and then in other runs you get 3 Blueprint photochad

[patent sail]

i do, in fact, do that

[keen pilot]

I called it photochad at home cuz it's 8x, just like a photochad

[tawdry rock]

why do i always send the most hilarious and awesome and redpilled message right before the gigantic image and 3 page essay so it doesnt get seen

[strange compass]

Ohhh

[torpid bridge]

Other people's showman vs our showman

[slow iris]

abstract joker carrying

[keen pilot]

But ye, that is a fair point

[strange compass]

I lost this btw 😭

[sleek valley]

I said it was a bad idea. I just ahd to say it because it sprung to mind for whatever reason

[strange compass]

I actually am in disbelief to how I lost

[slow iris]

did you really play a hand while copying abstract

[strange compass]

I really snatched a loss from the jaws of victory

[tacit quail]

Abandoned

Deck

[strange compass]

I didn't draw face cards

[slow iris]

oh right

[keen pilot]

oof

[patent sail]

i just got a dumb idea

what if they added a joker that instantly wins the game

[ebon condor]

flushes with photochad

[slow iris]

obelisk

[tacit quail]

5 of them maybe

[torpid bridge]

Indeed dumb idea

[heavy heron]

that exists already! it's called hologram

[tacit quail]

Groker

[patent sail]

just had to share because it sprung in my mind for whatever reason

[tacit quail]

eternal groker and madness in first ante is a free win btw

[marsh swan]

Yes the joker is blackboard

[patent sail]

madness? as in

nevermind

i wont

[marsh swan]

Your name already says it

[keen pilot]

Reading the boss blind explains the boss blind

[patent sail]

where do you even see this? is that a mod

[cloud sinew]

#⚙・modding-general

[marsh swan]

This is why delayed gratification should be deleted from the game

[abstract jolt]

oh sorry lol

[earnest pelican]

Is that from a mod

[strange compass]

^

[ebon condor]

balatrostats prolly

its a website

[patent sail]

my % would be like 1%

[tacit quail]

Worth ?!

[ebon condor]

only works if you play the desktop ver tho

[marsh swan]

Ofc

[cloud sinew]

it works on android too

you just need to get your data via Google Takeout

[ebon condor]

oh does it?

[marsh swan]

Its eternal so you can hex the other joker

[patent sail]

i do NOT win like ever

[marsh swan]

Foil is pretty much sly but better

And sly runs win often

[patent sail]

what deck should be my 3rd gold sticker 🥹

[abstract jolt]

ive never been there before LOL

[keen pilot]

Holy, this space joker is doing great so far

[marsh swan]

Green

[tawdry rock]

[insert based but funny take that people really like]

[ebon condor]

bandoned

[tacit quail]

hmm

[ebon condor]

common spoker w

[patent sail]

doable

[marsh swan]

Does restarting a run count as a loss

If so my win ratio is like 2%

[cloud sinew]

this is my main PC profile

[patent sail]

i cant believe you had the courage to say that

[tawdry rock]

thanks

[abstract jolt]

[patent sail]

i cant open the website 😭😭😭😭

[tacit quail]

my least played jokers.....

[robust lance]

Cuz I ATE it

[patent sail]

i already know my % is like below 1 anyway

[earnest pelican]

this is my current profile, lemme grab my main

[native slate]

Join me!

-# Shared from Colonist

[patent sail]

????

[abstract jolt]

at least better then me😢

[keen pilot]

Amazing start

[earnest pelican]

this is my main and I know for a fact like 150 of those losses are because the 2nd gold stake I attempted was Black Deck and I didn't stop until I got it lol

[patent sail]

Join me!

Shared from Balatro

Balatro
Poker Game • Singleplayer • Gambling
1-1 Players

[strange compass]

Raph I don't trust you

[strange compass]

Also naming a game colonist is diabolical

[patent sail]

how are yalls win ratios so high

[cloud sinew]

I have 1000 hours

[ebon condor]

resetting a run doesn't count as a loss right?

in terms of stats

[tacit quail]

go back to your starting profile

[patent sail]

i feel like i get them wins by just lucking out on getting one of 10 jokers that are super meta

[cloud sinew]

it doesn't, no. it only counts when you see the loss screen before endless

[tacit quail]

"i made a new profile after i played for 500hrs" is nonsense

not real stats

[lost vault]

you dont need super meta to win

[patent sail]

well i kmow that

[earnest pelican]

I've played for like 1,500 hours between PC and mobile. I was absolutely terrible when I started, I was losing white stake constantly and going for metas that I knew nothing about because my friends talked them up.

[ebon condor]

so my winrate is really high bc i almost never actually hit the loss screen

[patent sail]

but thats how i win because skill issue

[robust lance]

Erm arahually if you don’t do (insanely specific combination) you won’t win!

[ebon condor]

i just reset runs when i know i lost

[robust lance]

I reset when I don’t get a good start

[cloud sinew]

those are the most accurate stats for what you do now. my main profile has all of the stats from when I was absolutely ass at the game, and it has pre-1.0.1f stats included

[cloud sinew]

which definitely skews the numbers

[robust lance]

(Aka when I seethe pillar ante 1)

[tacit quail]

yeah exactly

i wanna see that

[earnest pelican]

You shouldn't compare yourself to others who have played thousands upon thousands of games though, it's just a self confidence destroyer.

[tacit quail]

it's a more real judge of your rate

[cloud sinew]

not really

[tacit quail]

because everyone else is going off their full career profile

[lost vault]

public beta bloodstone my beloved

[tacit quail]

not the 2nd profile stuffs

[cloud sinew]

it's a judge of your lifetime winrate, not how often you would win if you just did a bunch of runs now

[orchid peak]

I play when there's a rare tag on the small/big blind of first ante that's not obelisk otherwise I just start new run

[tacit quail]

yeah people are more interested in lifetime winrate

[lost vault]

my profile stats are mega scuffed cuz ive lost save data multiple times and play on multiple platforms

[ebon condor]

we are?

idrc

[cloud sinew]

speak for yourself

i dont really care

[tacit quail]

why else would someone post a 9% winrate screenshot

[lost vault]

cuz gheyre bad smh

[earnest pelican]

I posted both my main and my current. My main profile win rate on GS was about 26%. My current while I go for C++ again is 53%. It shows a clear improvement because I have learned a lot in my hundreds of hours on the other profile and this is what my win rate is now naturally, around 50%.

[cloud sinew]

someone who has a 9% winrate is unlikely to have enough time in the game for a 2nd profile to make a significant difference

[orchid peak]

so worth it

[tacit quail]

Quick save me unrelated post

[earnest pelican]

And I still think others shouldn't compare themselves to people with higher stats. I was off work for 3 months with an illness and played this game like 30 hours a week on average since my girlfriend was working in the mornings. I basically no-lifed the game to get better, not everyone has that luxury.

[tacit quail]

i nolife other games balatros my side game

[cloud sinew]

"perfect profile" and it's just how you play right now

[ebon condor]

i think if you dont have at least a 70% winrate i will refuse to talk to you

[tacit quail]

its about the journey

[ebon condor]

im taking notes rn

[patent sail]

man

[earnest pelican]

I mean I'll be real, I made a 2nd profile because I wanna do C++ again since it's very challenging

[strange compass]

Me

[primal heath]

Where do you see your winrate?

[tranquil cedar]

what the actual fuck yall saying bro

[tacit quail]

you get 1 profile per c++ attempt

imo

[strange compass]

I no lifed this game 8 months ago

[ebon condor]

ehhhhh c++ is honestly more grindy than actually difficult

[tacit quail]

cant do profile 2 until you did profile 1

[cloud sinew]

gatekeeping profiles is crazy

[lost vault]

i feel like "fake stats" should only apply to hacked/modded profiles...?

[strange compass]

Ye cuz getting discoveries and stuff is just rng

[tranquil cedar]

how about we do whatever we want in the game we paid for 💖

[orchid peak]

first time I used a steel joker lowkey amazing

[tacit quail]

I paid twice so I get to do more

[earnest pelican]

How are our stats "fake"? I posted my main profile right after posting my current one to show how far I've come in terms of skill

25% to 53% is a huge jump I am proud of

"fake though"

[cloud sinew]

I paid three times

[earnest pelican]

okay lmao

[lost vault]

i also paid 3 times

[tranquil cedar]

okay now y'all bragging about buying balatro multiple times what 💔

[lost vault]

well 2 times and 1 was a gify

[tacit quail]

I pay you twice to buy your two copies so i have 4 times and you have 1 times and I'm more Balatrised than you

[lost vault]

but i own more balatros so my opinion more valid

[tawdry rock]

is this fight about which person has the most $8 in their bank account

crazy fight guys

[earnest pelican]

Profiles are literally free to make lol

[ebon condor]

i have 500 copies of balatro in a stash which i will sell at a markup once the game is cancelled

[tranquil cedar]

clearly im the winner cause i have 0

[patent sail]

i pirated the game on my phone

[tacit quail]

I have 11.50 in mine

[chilly zephyr]

Me when I judgement into a baron on abandoned deck

[tawdry rock]

swashbuckler irl

[tranquil cedar]

yarr

[patent sail]

i bought it on pc tho so im fine 🎀

[tacit quail]

Pirated balatro should only offer swash in the shop

[lost vault]

i originally got balatro on pc, then on mobile when it came out, and on switch as a gift

[tacit quail]

5 swash build

[wintry valley]

i'm blessed

[lost vault]

im so balatro'd out

[cloud sinew]

dont talk about piracy twin

[lost vault]

i have balatro on everything

[wintry valley]

as a newbie i literally can't do anything with them but still

[tacit quail]

Balatro anti piracy measure Every joker is swashbuckler

[patent sail]

every joker is flower pot

[tacit quail]

150 swashbucklers

[tranquil cedar]

michaelwave

[tacit quail]

Get gold on all of them

Separately

[lost vault]

maybe

[patent sail]

jokerless but worse

[abstract jolt]

i bought it three times for PC,android and ios

[tranquil cedar]

balatro on the samsung smart fridge

[tacit quail]

I got balatro on my pc. Crazy

[patent sail]

i cant even buy it on my phone cuz of where i live

on pc i kinda can so thats what i did

[tacit quail]

Bro lives on the moon

[tranquil cedar]

I got balatro on my fone. Crazy

[patent sail]

russia 🎀

[tacit quail]

They have cards there

[tranquil cedar]

north Korea 🌺🌸🪷🌷

[tacit quail]

You know what to do

[abstract jolt]

did u try vpn?

[tawdry rock]

wilted rose emoji as a reaction to this message

[unkempt creek]

how do I do it

[wintry valley]

most pirated phone games have a virus in them

[tranquil cedar]

sell everything and uninstall

[tacit quail]

I have a virus in me rn

Cough

🐛

[unkempt creek]

my deck is not fixed at all

[tranquil cedar]

rip

[wintry valley]

especially on shi named like "apkfree" or sum

[shell dagger]

hacker!

[tacit quail]

wheres bacteria emoji

[patent sail]

we blocked all outside worlds payment methods and foreign services dont accept ours 😭😭

[tacit quail]

:bacteria:

[tawdry rock]

🦠

[wanton breach]

my child

[tawdry rock]

microbe

fuck you discord

thats an amoeba or some shit

[tacit quail]

My virus ❤️

[wintry valley]

🧫 uh is it that one

[tacit quail]

Cough

[tawdry rock]

thats a petri dish

[shell dagger]

🍄‍🟫

[tawdry rock]

thats a fungus

[cloud sinew]

balatro

[tawdry rock]

fun guy named gus

[tacit quail]

thats not a virus

[tranquil cedar]

🦆

[patent sail]

if i get banned at least i know i was unfunny for like a few days

[tacit quail]

Breaking joker

Gross michael reference

[tawdry rock]

balatro mods arent that unfun theyll keep you

and if they don't

well uhhh

[wanton breach]

true

[tawdry rock]

i aint going down with you

you're on your own twin

[tacit quail]

fire

[cloud sinew]

75x4 my beloved

[tacit quail]

i did 100x3

[cloud sinew]

of course you did 🥀

[tacit quail]

#lies

[last geyser]

Remember that time I had 5 polychrome madness, well here’s a picture if you forgot

[wanton breach]

i did 1x300

[tawdry rock]

not again

[shell dagger]

300x1

[tacit quail]

that's not even you

[ebon condor]

600x.5

[wanton breach]

300÷1

[abstract jolt]

i did it -10*-30🥀

[tawdry rock]

man i loved it when they added dividing to balala

[last geyser]

Wow cool name, but what inspired you to name yourself that ?

[tacit quail]

its like those fucking tiny floating guys from fungal cavern in noita

[cloud sinew]

Flint

[shell dagger]

Dividing is just multiplication

[patent sail]

remember when they added mult to balatro

[last geyser]

So nostalgic

[tawdry rock]

what ver are you on bro

[ebon condor]

300sin(π/2)

[tawdry rock]

thats not real

we only do pure chips here

[shell dagger]

-300i^2

[patent sail]

1.1.5

[wanton breach]

and you ain't doing deck fishing??? smh my head

[tawdry rock]

local thunk decided mult was too powerful

[abstract jolt]

balatro X
IMO ✅

[last geyser]

Sorry I don’t like fishing

[lost vault]

meow :3

[idle haven]

FINALLY

NAT NEG 8 BALL

[wanton breach]

i don't fishing like

[idle haven]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE

[tawdry rock]

name checks out

[patent sail]

fish

[idle haven]

YES

[lost vault]

best joker in the game

[cloud sinew]

negative 8 ball my beloved

[patent sail]

afterimage sent that after the image was posted, name checks out

[idle haven]

i love this screenshot

[cloud sinew]

one of the best negative card arts

flash card is the best imo

[lost vault]

negative dagger is cool

[ebon condor]

naw negative shortcut clears

[patent sail]

negative castle

[ebon condor]

easily

[cloud sinew]

clearly you dont own an air fryer

[ebon condor]

bro look at that ugly ass yellow

[tawdry rock]

maybe go fish is more your pace

[ebon condor]

youre insane

[earnest pelican]

I love actually forcing a straight flush build for funsies

[tawdry rock]

i haet you

so much