🕹・game-discussion

[sleek agate]

which is terrible

[amber heart]

Hopefully vouchers next ante fingers crossed

[sleek agate]

pray

[amber heart]

how many golds could i fit in a hand

rn

im not rlly sure

[old flax]

won my first goldstake run!!

[amber heart]

byebye showman?

dont see why not

[lost vault]

yes

[sleek agate]

yeah

[amber heart]

[sturdy jackal]

bloodstone betrayed me

[distant vault]

Fuck bloodstone

[amber heart]

i keep dna here right?

[exotic wadi]

lowkey fuck dna you dont need it anymore

[cerulean spoke]

why?

[lavish gazelle]

72 card deck moment

[exotic wadi]

theres 72 cards in the deck im assuming the decks been fixed enough

[cerulean spoke]

but dna should give more score

+6 kings into the hand

[median gust]

Hi bit confused on what to do now

[exotic wadi]

how?

[cerulean spoke]

6 more kings?

[exotic wadi]

ah i see what you mean

[median gust]

Would I have a higher chance of winning with madness or legendary

I have 5 K 5 Q so I could go doing full houses or 4 of a kinds

[exotic wadi]

hmm yea ig then keep dna thats proably the move

[median gust]

I was running my deck trying to get J’a but then I got a legendary while I got a +10 madness

[cerulean spoke]

he prob did something in an hour bro

too late

[exotic wadi]

you gotta sell madness lowk

[median gust]

Lowk!!

[exotic wadi]

i would make a break for it with trib

[median gust]

Bc 2x times 5

[cerulean spoke]

isnt madness like

x8 mult

max

[exotic wadi]

ya you have enough time into your run to get more Ks and s

[median gust]

Wow I just got 70k after deleting madness

Thanks

[exotic wadi]

Qs

[median gust]

😄

[cerulean spoke]

with trib you need liek

3 queens or kings

to match max efficiency madness

[exotic wadi]

madness has a cap?

[median gust]

I’m just trying to win

[cerulean spoke]

i mean 8 antes

[median gust]

Which I haven’t won before

[cerulean spoke]

16 blinds

[median gust]

The cap is it can’t grow more in 8 antes

[exotic wadi]

ah i see

[cerulean spoke]

if u do like

five of a kind

[exotic wadi]

ya ig but trib is easier to work around

[cerulean spoke]

with red seals

and glass

[median gust]

I just got an eternal hanging chad lmfao thanks and gg

[cerulean spoke]

and retrigger

[exotic wadi]

good luck!

[cerulean spoke]

make a single glass and its 10000000% secured win

[scarlet epoch]

Black Hole in a spectral? I have 350 hours and I've never seen this

[shell rock]

try it

[scarlet epoch]

seems to have applied normally

[shell rock]

yes

[median gust]

Think it’s already a guaranteed win unless I get plant??

[cerulean spoke]

then make a non face glass

[simple jacinth]

on a knife's edge

needed to cut an egg ante 7 and later cut the gift card too

There's a weird joy in having more mult in one joker than you do chips in any given hand level or chip joker

for the first few antes I was like "okay, I'm gonna just buy one joker"

and it wasn't until ante 3 I was like "if I take econ, I can queue more jokers"

[hallow zenith]

Chat is green deck good on gold stake?

[simple jacinth]

It probably paid off in the long run

[old flax]

guys i reduced my hand size to 5 but it didn't unlocked me the voucher, what do i do

[vocal rose]

what is your deck looking like

since you can still just

bottom deck or get messed up by a boss blind

[simple jacinth]

do you use mods?

[vocal rose]

that isn’t the plant

[median gust]

I have a glass sitting in my collection

[vocal rose]

show the deck

[median gust]

What’s it called the 1/2

[somber parcel]

Hello everyone Im fairly new to the game struggling to get past purple stake, any tips?

[median gust]

Is a 1/3 now

[old flax]

yeah i have the blueprint, handy, jokerdisplay and talisman on rn

[vocal rose]

scaling jokers

[vocal rose]

yeah you can still bottom deck

and die

deck fix some more and you’ll be fine

[simple jacinth]

having mods on disables achievements, I think? but if you relaunch the game without any active then you should get it

[median gust]

I have a justice in my of hand

[old flax]

i'll try

[median gust]

I have 5 hands and 2 discards so I always reach full house K and Q’s

U mean delete other cards not K and Q’s ?

Ok I’ll try that

[somber parcel]

I just lose before they get to scale

[old flax]

didn't work

[median gust]

For example I have $42 but to reroll it’s $6 at what point should I not reroll anymore

[somber parcel]

I think rule of thumb is to have more than 25?

[median gust]

I have the riff raff making other jokers and I’m looking for anything good but nothing is as good as trib and hanging chad atm

[vocal rose]

always stay above interest cap

[simple jacinth]

it's all about good fundamentals

• know where your scoring is coming from and whether more chips, mult, or xmult will make the most difference
• interest is important, spend only what you need to survive, understand how much hands tend to score
• some builds need you to deckfix for better consistency (straights, 4/5oak benefit from it big time), but some don't so much

[sweet pollen]

yummy 👅

[simple jacinth]

rule of thumb is to stay over $25 for interest cap but that doesn't mean roll down to $25 all the time

[median gust]

Damn ok I literally got the plant :(((

[simple jacinth]

you only need to roll that hard if you're digging for an out to your boss (eg plant)

[median gust]

What do I glass ?

[simple jacinth]

or if you're struggling for scoring hard enough that you're likely to die in a blind or two if you don't draw your hands

[sweet pollen]

🤤

[calm moth]

Is this my luck or does everyone get obelisk in a rare joker

Everytime

[dawn sedge]

it’s ALWAYS obelisk, vagabond or campfire

It was actually coded in the game like that

100%

[sweet pollen]

YES

[median gust]

@vocal rose I should skip right?

[calm moth]

Ohh that makes sense I thought I was high as a kite seeing stuff lol

[dawn sedge]

no i was lying sorry

[willow swan]

hey guys sorry for entering the conversation out of nowhere but what should I get from the arcana pack

[median gust]

Lmfao

[calm moth]

Tough choice there friendo

[ornate furnace]

[median gust]

What’s better to multiply +10 lucky or 1.5x ?

[final temple]

I sell yorick right?

[final temple]

i think the mult but put it into balatro calc

[median gust]

Idk how to do that chief im new Lol

What calf

[calm moth]

Im still new but can someone give me a stratgy to get 10 million points in a single hand

[final temple]

search up balatro calc

[final temple]

chad, photograph, glass cards

[median gust]

Balatro bloodstone with oops all 6 on checkers deck

Ok wow im broken but whats better to copy, legendary or what??

I just need to win 🙏🏼😭😭

to move on to gold stake

[final temple]

depends on the hand you play

[junior horizon]

I love the ante 60 glitch

[median gust]

Alright

[final temple]

if u have one queen/king copy chad but it you have lots of kings/queens copy the legendary joker

[junior horizon]

Actually, i believe its the same amount of triggers

Legendary is always gonna be better

[final temple]

it depends on the hand

if he has five flush he needs to copy the legend

wait

u might be right

[junior horizon]

Highcard, 1 queen

1 trig + 2 retrigs x 2 trib = x 2⁶ mult

1 trig + 4 retrigs x 1 trib = x 2⁵

Copying the legendary is always gonna be better

[final temple]

good call

[junior horizon]

For trigs x retrigs, like photochad or this, you want either the same amount of xmult and retrigger jokers, or one more xmult than retriggers

[final temple]

showman for burnt considering plasma deck?

i also have plus 2 hand size

[median gust]

Thank u so much everybody

finally won

[willow frost]

thats not showman lmao

[final temple]

i meant stuntman mb lol

[median gust]

How do I check the seed??

[cerulean spoke]

guys is it normal to win only using glass and retriggers 😭

[final temple]

ive been winning sm more lately using that

its night and day

[tranquil steppe]

It’s fun

[cerulean spoke]

its just free victory

idk

[willow frost]

if youre already doing photochad, stuntman wont be doing too much so just fully lock in on xmult

[cerulean spoke]

i always die if i go for something else

[simple jacinth]

glass is good as a lifeline

[tranquil steppe]

Glass red seals are the way

[willow frost]

yeah its fun

glass and hanging chad is life

[cerulean spoke]

is it normal to win only using that 😭

i lose any other build

[willow frost]

oh nah thats not normal lol

[tranquil steppe]

lol idk if that’s your average run but I know I’ve done it several times

[cerulean spoke]

its literally the only way i win

[tranquil steppe]

You will succeed

[cerulean spoke]

sock chad rolled red seal spectral and thats it

[willow frost]

try a hologram/campfire/constellation run or something those are really fun

[tranquil steppe]

Hologram is always fun an essentially a free win

Camp fire is a cheat code on gold stake

And constellation is another free win

[willow frost]

these are all true

certified

[safe moat]

Like the set up?

I used my skips on a booster pack

[willow frost]

what is this lmao fire

[tranquil steppe]

The one time stone and marble are good?

Card sharp and acrobat is a nice 9x

[safe moat]

I need their stickers

[safe moat]

Yeah

Acrobat provides extra safety

[tranquil steppe]

Yea needle and some other can fug up card sharp

[safe moat]

Yeah

I had square joker at first but then I traded bro instantly because this combo is like once in a lifetime

[tranquil steppe]

I have used the stone+marble combo exactly 1 time ever (it did work to get the dub but just barely)

[safe moat]

Dude if things go south just play high card

[tranquil steppe]

lol lvl 1 ain’t gonna get you far RIP

Unless red is high and carrying you

[safe moat]

nah red cards like 60

And we haven’t had to resort to acro yet

[tranquil steppe]

Oh wow so you literally bought every single pack and skipped it

Nice

[safe moat]

Yeah

[final temple]

pairs>>>

[safe moat]

Brother I don’t thinks it matters

[final temple]

it doesnt

i just like pairs

[cerulean spoke]

i dont trust you

i think you like pairs because they are the strongest..

[safe moat]

I might cry

I don’t have room bruh

And I have such a free win

[hasty onyx]

Canio has such a fire backstory for an ahh legendary

[tranquil steppe]

Everyone knows full house or straight flushes is the best

[hasty onyx]

WHAT is this bitch TRIPPIN ABOUT

[safe moat]

Oh you’re new

[hasty onyx]

What would you consider new

[safe moat]

To the server

[tranquil steppe]

Perkeo has been here for years

[safe moat]

Actually crimson might kill the run

[hasty onyx]

Yeah ive been in this server for like a year now

[unreal jolt]

Mango

[sweet pollen]

whats the hand here

[tranquil steppe]

Luchador will save you

[unreal jolt]

11

[sweet pollen]

tuff

[tranquil steppe]

Patrick

[sweet pollen]

you think so?

[unreal jolt]

Fs

[tranquil steppe]

Is that a potato?

[solid garden]

no, this is patrick

[unreal jolt]

Hampter

[hasty onyx]

Alternate universe balatro?

[sweet pollen]

sock and buskin ahh

[unreal jolt]

What

[sweet pollen]

dice balatro

its called dice a million

[tranquil steppe]

Hi potato

[sweet pollen]

it looks like sock and buskin

the "retrigger all face cards joker"

[safe moat]

ACRO CLUTCHED YESSSSS

[tranquil steppe]

Awwwwwww yissssss nice work

[unreal jolt]

Tysm

[sweet pollen]

so uh guys

[hasty onyx]

I would be shaking in my boots at the disabled Showman

[sweet pollen]

whats the hand

[hasty onyx]

Genuienly run ending

[unreal jolt]

11

[tranquil steppe]

6,7

[sweet pollen]

thx i lost

[safe moat]

Stone was at 575 btw

[unreal jolt]

Your fault

[sweet pollen]

11

[unreal jolt]

Yea

[sweet pollen]

11

[hasty onyx]

Whens the balatro movie with Jack Black and The Rock

And he says “Perkeo, you copy, Yorick, you multiply, and Jimbo.. well, heh, you just be Jimbo”

[tranquil steppe]

Minecraft movie was hot garbage

Mario movie was great though

[ripe oriole]

3/6 wheel failed me :/

[sharp plank]

There’s a sequel coming out

[primal epoch]

editions aplenty

[tawdry rock]

balaro

[unreal jolt]

This, is the shop. Tarot card release! Egg joker...

[hasty onyx]

THIS is a BLUEPRINT

[unreal jolt]

First we bala then we tro, let's balatro

[sharp plank]

All hail localthunk

[wanton breach]

the plant

[unreal jolt]

These dudes, they're the planet cards!

[hasty onyx]

BOSS BLIND🗣️🔥

[tawdry rock]

plant jumpscare

[hasty onyx]

Dont you dare utter that name in here

[wanton breach]

😨😨

[unreal jolt]

What's the plant do

Isn't that the 0 discard blind

[wanton breach]

i have freedom of text

[hasty onyx]

Debuff all face cards

[tawdry rock]

debuffs all face cards

[unreal jolt]

Oh, that's literally the easiest blind in the game

[hasty onyx]

And alot of really good setups rely entirely on face cards

[tawdry rock]

the water gives 0 discards

[tawdry rock]

you are genuinely ragebaiting

[wanton breach]

the hook is the hardest actually

discard 2 random cards

[unreal jolt]

No??? Adandoned deck go brrrr along with the bus stop joker

[tawdry rock]

i hate the hook

[unreal jolt]

Hardest blind is psychic

[tawdry rock]

yeah. on THAT deck

[tawdry rock]

tf are you talking about thats so easy

[unreal jolt]

So easy

[west hemlock]

Can I offer anyone a +0 mult in this trying time

[wanton breach]

what does it do

[hasty onyx]

You are actually ragebaiting rn

[unreal jolt]

It was ragebait

[tawdry rock]

must play 5 cards

[hasty onyx]

NEWIT

[wanton breach]

ohh

that's so hard

how can i play my pairs???

[unreal jolt]

Only the psychic part was, plant is genuinly easy as shit

[tawdry rock]

fuck you

[unreal jolt]

Get good jokers, use planet cards

[hasty onyx]

What that guy said

[unreal jolt]

Someone can't beat a white stake

[wanton breach]

cavendih is a gay joker

[hasty onyx]

Mf theyre debuffed planet cards dont do shit

[unreal jolt]

So rebuff them

[fringe nebula]

pairs are lacking in chips department so you need to find blue seals or +chip jokers

[tawdry rock]

ok tbh though how many pair builds rely on the cards

its mostly the planets and the jokers

[shell dagger]

Sometimes steel

[unreal jolt]

No you don't, just use blueprint, green joker, bus stop joker, and cavendish

[unreal jolt]

And an economy joker

[shell dagger]

Stm

[tawdry rock]

hes ragebaiting obviously

[unreal jolt]

Balatro is so easy

[unreal jolt]

Not

[wanton breach]

thank you

[shell dagger]

1 chips 1 mult is better efficiency if we are allowed to choose our own jokers

[tawdry rock]

just wait for him

stuntman pair build 🤤

[unreal jolt]

What chip joker is better than a green joker giving +40 mult and only going up

[unreal jolt]

Someones definitely never beat a white stake

[shell dagger]

Most chips jokers will be more than a 2x but a second +mult joker will never be more than a 2x

[wanton breach]

blue joker

[unreal jolt]

Never heard of it

[tawdry rock]

blue joker is like okay

hes not insane

[unreal jolt]

Ice cream joker solos

[shell dagger]

Green + square is wayyyyy better than green + bus for example

[unreal jolt]

(satire)

[hasty onyx]

Average spectral card “Add red seal to 3 cards, destroys all jokers and every single card in deck”

[tawdry rock]

can you just put (satire) in your nickname

because thats every message you send

[unreal jolt]

Square joker sucks, and my deck has no face cards no I'm not getting rid of bus

[unreal jolt]

Hush cornball

[tawdry rock]

❤️

[shell dagger]

Square joker does not suck lol

[peak plinth]

Dexter Morgan reference

[unreal jolt]

What's it do again

[shell dagger]

You’re missing the point anyway

[tawdry rock]

+4 chips if hand contains 4 cards

scaling joker

[unreal jolt]

Yea that's buns

[peak plinth]

Scaling jokers are all goated

[shell dagger]

The point is the second +mult doesnt do shit

It’s maximum a 2x

[primal epoch]

wrong

[unreal jolt]

Means I can only get rid of 2 cards alongside my pair

[shell dagger]

A chips joker can be way more than that

[primal epoch]

2 pair

[vocal rose]

idk about that

[wanton breach]

runner is better at that point

[hasty onyx]

In my experience it scales incredibly slowly and only does anything on 2 pair or 4 fingers builds and even then its ahh

[vocal rose]

throwback is pretty ass

[primal epoch]

square + trousers = free win

[peak plinth]

Which one is that

[vocal rose]

they're about the same

[shell dagger]

Runner is better but u cant choose what jokers show up in the shop

Also square is cheaper

[vocal rose]

.25x mult per blind skipped

[peak plinth]

Ahhh, yeahhhh thats fair

[tawdry rock]

hologram is so good

does the exact same thing

but makes you get cards

[wanton breach]

you can play straights like 2 times in a blind and have more chip scaling than the square

[hasty onyx]

Hologoat glaze ❤️‍🩹

[vocal rose]

not everytime

[unreal jolt]

Harder to get than single pairs, also means I can't discard anything (green joker)

[vocal rose]

getting 2 straights in a round consistently requires deck fixing

[shell dagger]

U could make 40 dollars every round then bull is better than runner

[vocal rose]

otherwise its inconsistent

[primal epoch]

green sucks

[wanton breach]

honestly, i dont take either square or runner

[shell dagger]

It’s a silly thing to bring up, most rounds you’ll play just over 1 straight

[unreal jolt]

Hologram might actually be the worst joker in the game

[tawdry rock]

now we just need beforeimage and aftervideo and present both

[primal epoch]

green is mean

[primal epoch]

to me

[unreal jolt]

This must be ragebait

[wanton breach]

i take photochud all day

[vocal rose]

branch out and try good jokers

[primal epoch]

green takes my lunch money

[tawdry rock]

this guy isnt even white stake anymore hes just never played balatro

[unreal jolt]

(what dies hologram do???)

[primal epoch]

how will I buy Cavendish now??

[hasty onyx]

JUDAS

[unreal jolt]

Caven dihhh

[shell dagger]

+4 chips per hand that contains 4 cards

[tawdry rock]

.25x mult per card added in game

[unreal jolt]

Iscariot?

[wanton breach]

that's a great name for our child

[tawdry rock]

in deck*

[primal epoch]

children*

[peak plinth]

So much synergy potential

[tawdry rock]

that makes you get 0.5x mult with cryptid

[unreal jolt]

I mean it's ok, you need a good economy joker

[tawdry rock]

or from certificate

its just so good

[wanton breach]

the plan is to make one child and adopt one

[tawdry rock]

and standard packs

[primal epoch]

what, beforevideo x afterimage?

[tawdry rock]

lets name him jimbo

[wanton breach]

so the adopted one can have a cool villain background story

[tawdry rock]

he gives you 4 mult!!!!

[primal epoch]

4 whole mult...

wow..

I feel honored

[tawdry rock]

ZERO downsides

ZERO

genuinely best joker

[primal epoch]

best joker

1000%

[wanton breach]

jimbo jack jumbo joker

[primal epoch]

now we just need Evil Jimbo

+4 chips

[tawdry rock]

i thought we were gonna give him the middle name "jackin' it"

[wanton breach]

-4 mult

[primal epoch]

no, thats a downside

jimbo can do no wrong

[wanton breach]

that's what evil do

[peak plinth]

-4 mult for every jimbo skipper

[tawdry rock]

all hail jimbo

[primal epoch]

evil do chip

[peak plinth]

Skipped

[primal epoch]

chips are evil

mult is good

thunk is local

[tawdry rock]

[primal epoch]

hell is full

[wanton breach]

we'll jackin' him

[peak plinth]

Without chips youd be nothing.

[tawdry rock]

THATS A CHILD

[primal epoch]

BalatroKill

[wanton breach]

as in naming him jack

[tawdry rock]

Oh ok

[wanton breach]

i really need to study my English

[tawdry rock]

no problem take the scholar's help

[primal epoch]

drspectred, teach this fellow English

[wanton breach]

luckily i found this university named "balatro university" i heard they teach using English as a primary language

[wanton breach]

Chigoat

[hasty onyx]

Chicot actually reverses the boss, so if you have 2 chicots i’m lowk gay

[tawdry rock]

what

[wanton breach]

fixed

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[primal epoch]

agreed

[tawdry rock]

d-dddd-dd-d-does the poly tag.... mean you're... looking for an oo-o-oopen polyamorous relationship?

[wanton breach]

The poly tag means I'm Polygonal

[hasty onyx]

Agreed that i’m gay or you’re gay

[tawdry rock]

oh ok that works

[primal epoch]

either or both

[wanton breach]

I'm Polysexual

[primal epoch]

I'm atmol

[tawdry rock]

WHAT

[full orbit]

What in the actual hell

[wanton breach]

greetings

[primal epoch]

hello's

[full orbit]

I’m motorsexual. I’m physically attracted to cars

[wanton breach]

hi's

[tawdry rock]

well im sexsexual

[serene forge]

im lesbian

[hasty onyx]

I’m homosexual

[wanton breach]

attracted to segs

[tawdry rock]

We Know

[full orbit]

I would never have guessed

[serene forge]

do you

[primal epoch]

I'm concerned that this is the game discussion channel

[primal epoch]

we should #🃏・off-topic

[serene forge]

balatro canonically has lesbians its ok

[wanton breach]

it's been like this for like 3 days

[tawdry rock]

[full orbit]

Guys let’s all agree that Perkeo is the best boy and move on

[serene forge]

i want it

[primal epoch]

Mhm

[tawdry rock]

pretty much since i began being active

[primal epoch]

chicot slightly better

[wanton breach]

since we're married

[tawdry rock]

Face with hearts surrounding it emoji to portray never ending love

[wanton breach]

i guess the air is a little freaky

[tawdry rock]

duality of man

[primal epoch]

🐴

[tawdry rock]

LMAO

as an expression of laughing

hope this helps

[wanton breach]

the extinction

[tawdry rock]

does this mean theyll get double cavendish

[primal epoch]

when you buy expired bananas

[hasty onyx]

panama disease lore

[full orbit]

Luckiest banana run

[wanton breach]

buy banana > banana become gay > duplicate the gay banana > banana gone

[primal epoch]

balatro hates gay confirmed

[tawdry rock]

its true

@ local thunk can you confirm this

[primal epoch]

@

[tawdry rock]

local thunk: yep absolutely

see guys its true

[primal epoch]

as the real localthunk

yes

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[hasty onyx]

@ jimbo are the accusations true

[primal epoch]

I, localthunk, confirm this too

[tawdry rock]

@

[tawdry rock]

local thank why did you create 8 ball or bloodstone

[primal epoch]

because I hate you guys

[hasty onyx]

Localthuck why did you invent the plant

[primal epoch]

because i hate fun

[wanton breach]

if balatro is so good, where is balatro 2?

[lost vault]

local think can we kiss

[tawdry rock]

by the time balatro 2 will come out you and i will be dead in adjacent graves

[primal epoch]

it releases when you die, there's a killswitch

[primal epoch]

as localthunk, I am not single

[wanton breach]

I'll die so you gays can enjoy balatro 2

[lost vault]

is that a jo

no

[wanton breach]

guys*

[primal epoch]

my grave will be gold

[lost vault]

gays was true

[primal epoch]

yes

[hasty onyx]

Local thot is Jimbo communist

[lost vault]

dang!

[tired condor]

I DID IT LADS

[primal epoch]

yes, he's red

[tired condor]

GOLD STAKE BLACK DECK

[tawdry rock]

no you didnt

[primal epoch]

[tawdry rock]

on your way now

[tawdry rock]

you dont exisy

[lost vault]

black deck run
look inside
5 jokers

[tawdry rock]

@local thank is this a real balala screenshot

[primal epoch]

yep

[rose wolf]

congrats!

[primal epoch]

I was watching them take it

[tired condor]

The one that when sold disables boss

Cant remeber it

[lost vault]

ojj

well ggs

[tawdry rock]

so overseeing and protecting 🥰

[lost vault]

flush spammer

[sharp plank]

Luchador

[tired condor]

Look it works it works

[primal epoch]

look inside
look outside
window

[lost vault]

not very often but i wont judge to hard

u won thats what matters

[tired condor]

Look its better

[lost vault]

all diamonds debuffed

[primal epoch]

monitoring any runs that get too good

so I can end them

[tired condor]

I threw a trib run earlier

[primal epoch]

thats what you were supposed to think

[tawdry rock]

looks outside
The ever churning reality of the outside world is filled with hopeless despair and unending misery
looks inside
photochad

[hasty onyx]

When i get to ante 8 and see Amber Acorn

[wanton breach]

i throw it back

[tired condor]

No I fucked up the piviot

[primal epoch]

looks
photochad

[tired condor]

I thought i could get rid of the stuntman

Nope

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[primal epoch]

I photograph love

[tawdry rock]

i

[tired condor]

Also didnt draw the house

[hasty onyx]

look
chad

[primal epoch]

look
look

[tired condor]

I gotta zoom in 23 minutes

[tawdry rock]

insert paper drawing of a house

[tired condor]

So im watching the dumbest nascar race on the calendar

[lost vault]

roffle
look inside
flesh and blood
mfw

[tawdry rock]

where photochad

[primal epoch]

mfw he dead now

sad.png

[hasty onyx]

photo>chad chadX3=12 photo<14 photo=

[primal epoch]

chadphotophotochadchad

[tired condor]

HOLY PHOTOCHAD CARRY

[tawdry rock]

this is so true

[wanton breach]

my goal is to play as much photochad as possible

[rose wolf]

i'm not on here...? :(

[primal epoch]

my stats are similar and im not trying 😭

[lost vault]

look outside
the sun's rapid expansion has caused everyone who was outside to melt into an incomprehensible mass. the horrifying reality of the situation overtakes you, causing you to ultimately avert your gaze
look inside
photochad

[wanton breach]

i often cut cards, i rarely add cards to my deck

[primal epoch]

yay :D

[lost vault]

yay

[rose wolf]

is that a fucking scp-001 when day breaks reference

[primal epoch]

yes

[lost vault]

perchance

[primal epoch]

SCP ❤️‍🩹

[tawdry rock]

actually wait we need a beforemath

[primal epoch]

photochud

[lost vault]

photochud
if boss blind is the planet, disable it
(nothing ever happens)

[primal epoch]

honse

[tawdry rock]

the planet

my favorite blijd

[lost vault]

the planet

yes

[primal epoch]

the jimbo

[hasty onyx]

the chud

[lost vault]

the planet uhhhh sets all hand levels to 0 for the current blind

[atomic trout]

Highest Card😭

[lost vault]

chat is this a goated finisher blind concept

[primal epoch]

the photochud

[hasty onyx]

the knob

[tawdry rock]

the THREE best discord emojis
🐴
🐎
🏇
🎠

[primal epoch]

agree

[hasty onyx]

GANASTE 🗣️🔥

[primal epoch]

🐴

[wanton breach]

i count

[primal epoch]

hornse joker when

[primal epoch]

3

[atomic trout]

Fácil

[lost vault]

mew

[wanton breach]

there is a hornse in a tarot card

[hasty onyx]

-shakespea

[primal epoch]

shepskere

[wanton breach]

shakespee

[rose wolf]

shekespar

[lost vault]

shakesass

[primal epoch]

fakespeare

[tawdry rock]

shakepee

[sharp plank]

Ishowmeat

[balmy ocean]

THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY

[tawdry rock]

fuck you

[balmy ocean]

TAKE A PICTURE

[tawdry rock]

ruined it

[primal epoch]

historical

[tawdry rock]

rare tag solo

also wtf

[lost vault]

the first ever good rare tag

[tawdry rock]

ante 2 youre on round 1

[lost vault]

found dead small blind

[tawdry rock]

why are you skipping everything

[sharp plank]

Double skip

[balmy ocean]

The copy rare goes hard

[pale wolf]

balatro

[wanton breach]

what's in that buffon pack

[fervent wolf]

Meow :3

[rose wolf]

🔥 🔥 🔥 ✍️

[lost vault]

balatrotato

[fresh pebble]

A Buffon pack

Has jokers

[wanton breach]

i wonder what joker is it

[tawdry rock]

@ can we get horse joker and horse enhancement

its like midas mask except it turns every card into horse card

which gives horse mult and horse chips

[hasty onyx]

Is there always a buffoon pack on every round one shop or am i just insanely lucky

[wanton breach]

horse electrolyte joker

[tawdry rock]

i think theres always one

[tawdry rock]

horse drink

horse prime

[dire sage]

chat how do i beat violet vessel

i messed up big time in this game

[wanton breach]

horse feet

[tawdry rock]

play cards

[wanton breach]

horse type 2 diabetes

[lost vault]

pick a god and pray

[dire sage]

i built up castle throughout the whole run and later on i got a ceremonial dagger but i eventually couldn't use it cause i had the 1/6 banana and that +5 mult per face card joker

and i had banner too

is it because banner and castle contradict each other?

like one needs you to discard and the other needs you to keep your discards

[wanton breach]

you can only discard one or two time

[vocal rose]

what even is the question you're asking

[dire sage]

violet vessel

how do i beat it?

[wanton breach]

you need xmult joker

[balmy ocean]

Alright so the bad news is the run went to hell

[vocal rose]

scoring above the requirement it gives

[dire sage]

300k chips is crazy and i only got like 97k

[balmy ocean]

The good news is I saved the seed

[balmy ocean]

Quite literally my situation

[wanton breach]

can i try that?

[ripe oriole]

I never saw him in negative, he looks so nice omg

[atomic trout]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww

[cloud sinew]

playing black deck so much has mentally skewed every other deck for me

it feels like every other deck gets +1 hand lol

[fringe nebula]

LMFAO

[atomic trout]

Black Deck suuuuuuuuuucks

[cloud sinew]

the extra joker slot doesnt really matter that much

[rose wolf]

glad to be of service

[vocal rose]

two pairs

[cloud sinew]

yeah

im having to remind myself about the extra hand when playing other decks

[tawdry rock]

meow

[cloud sinew]

cool

[vale shale]

Squoka.

[fresh pebble]

Real

[fresh pebble]

Why are you never ENTERNAL when I get madness

[rose wolf]

enternal

[fresh pebble]

Ꮭ

English is fake

[serene forge]

me when i'm mad trash at this game:

[hidden lance]

stressful

[serene forge]

gg

[vocal dust]

this may have been answered before, but I just updated my iPad to ios 26 and when trying to drag cards into the buy/use/sell space, it doesn't work. i've found a temporary fix which is disbaling the hover effect in the ios settings, but is there some other known way of fixing this issue, and if not, do we know if this is being worked on?

[lost vault]

baron mime on abandoned deck is some actual lunatic behavior

[hasty onyx]

Brother look on reddit i dont think anyone here is intelligent enough to help your case

[vocal dust]

ok fair sorry, i'm fairly new to the game and its communities, so i wasn't sure where the best place to ask would be

[ripe oriole]

Naneinf once again 🔥

[hidden lance]

i was so dumb for todays balatrodle

had to get the cheat sheet

[lost vault]

what do you mean naneinf yoi havent even played a hand! :clueless:

[ripe oriole]

You think I need more pluto levels maybe ?

[balmy ocean]

Bro there was a natural negative burnt on ante 1 that I couldn’t afford

[lost vault]

obv

[lost vault]

oki

[unreal jolt]

Banana

[unreal jolt]

How does this even happen without perkeo

[ripe oriole]

I scored 0 🥀

[lost vault]

noob

smh

[hasty onyx]

You get NOTHING

GOOD DAY SIR

[ripe oriole]

Wdym ? All infos are on screen

[lost vault]

look at the loadout and the boss blind

[unreal jolt]

Nothing nothing

[deft flax]

I’m not sure which one to pick shoot

[unreal jolt]

Yes but he'd run out of hands, even with his load out plus how would one even acquire this load out without it being a set seed

[cold flax]

Wraaaiiittth

Trust

[unreal jolt]

Blak hole

[cold flax]

It will be bluprint

[lost vault]

lots of resets

also

[ripe oriole]

Wraith

[lost vault]

with burglar you have like

[unreal jolt]

Wdym resets

[lost vault]

19 hands

[lost vault]

starting the game from the beginning

[unreal jolt]

Idk what half of the jokers in this game even are

[deft flax]

Now the question is what joker to get rid of lol

[ripe oriole]

And NO, you don't need resets to naneinf, not sure 100% of seed are able to naneinf but a shit ton of them are

[peak plinth]

Id get rid of ramen

[ripe oriole]

Castle ? aka the world's worst joker maybe

[fervent wolf]

Anyone but me

[peak plinth]

What!!

[fervent wolf]

No

[peak plinth]

Castle is goated

[tranquil steppe]

Wuhhhhhh

[deft flax]

Def not lol

[fervent wolf]

Smiley leaves

[lament hornet]

Finally gold chipped gros Michel, god bless Bloodstone

[fervent wolf]

All the uncommons synergize with me, Smiley is useless as long as you got leveled up hands

[ripe oriole]

A little hint :

[deft flax]

Well I got drivers license and I have 1 enchanted card lol

[peak plinth]

I would have got rid of ramen because its quite a bad mult× and keep smiley for easy + mult to stay alive

[cosmic sun]

endless players will never beat the allegations

[lost vault]

meow :D

[peak plinth]

But the synergy is quite useful

[fervent wolf]

Meow meow >_<

[lost vault]

mrrrrph

[fervent wolf]

UwU~

[fresh pebble]

Really?

[deft flax]

Alright let’s see if I last lol

[lost vault]

nuzzles you

[fresh pebble]

Bugalr is my fav

[lost vault]

ok

[fervent wolf]

Nuzzles back :3

[lost vault]

w<

[fresh pebble]

Me confused

Glad people are happy

[lost vault]

im a silly cat

:3

[fresh pebble]

Radski

Oh blueprint affects burglar right?

[lost vault]

yeppers

[ripe oriole]

Yeah, there's a bit of luck on vouchers and especially voucher skip tag/ finding dna & burglar later on but it can be done very often, takes a SHIT TON of time tho

[fresh pebble]

Oh radski

[dreamy creek]

i love bloodstone

[vale pine]

I cant quite remember do you need the 7th joker slot to naninf with burglar serpent?

[fringe nebula]

yes

[vale pine]

Thanks

[fringe nebula]

1 ecto and antimatter

[vale pine]

I shall sell for another cola then

Got the baron and thought I could try pivot but i’ll pivot later

Still dont even have blank so would need to do the gamespeed strat

[wary zodiac]

lowkey regret my decision to not play white stake plasma deck

on gold stake its bait, right?

[slow iris]

yes

[vale pine]

It’s not too much of a hinderance but $10 is a lot at that stage

[fringe nebula]

save for interest

[lost vault]

on any stake

eternal showman sucks

[fringe nebula]

you could take the showman and somehow get double hermit or double temp so you get your money back but hahaa

[slow iris]

but then you have to deal with showman shenanigans for the rest of the run

[peak plinth]

Im taking that showman for funsies

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[peak plinth]

Really??

What if you had level 10 flush and a foil all 6s

[tepid river]

Hay everyone how are you guys doing today

[peak plinth]

Lavender bud

[jade arch]

If we got completionist and completionist ++ on balatro, why don't we cave completionist #?

I want my C#!

[peak plinth]

#whatyoutakinbout

[deft flax]

New run and this is what I like to see lol

[jade arch]

Programming joke

[peak plinth]

Ahhh

Sorry

I dont speak computer

[serene forge]

good because blackboard but bad because throwback

[peak plinth]

Could highkey skip to ante 8 to make it worth it

[chrome halo]

need some guidance, what should i drop to take dna? or do i skip?

[deft flax]

Lmao the name too

[rotund cradle]

Yo guys, i got naneinf i believe in with a brainstorm run but, when it scored, it showed -nan, then opening the game again now shows nil, tried to search but nothing showed up, if wrong channel lmk

[ripe oriole]

Tried my best to get all my jokers polychrome thanks to a nat negative showman, rolled down 9k and failed :/

[slow iris]

should've copied showman smh

[peak plinth]

How do you make them polychrome

[slow iris]

reroll in the shop and pray

probably with hone

[ripe oriole]

Use the wheel tarot card, if it hits something else than poly wait for the shop to show you a brand new joker

[slow iris]

or that

[peak plinth]

😭

Thats brutal

[slow iris]

entirely forgot about the wheel

[tawdry rock]

hey how do i unlock the level 2 hone voucher

[ripe oriole]

10K+ $ in balatro will make you do crazy things

[peak plinth]

Hope and prayers

[tawdry rock]

ok ill just look on the wiki

[peak plinth]

Im pretty sure it'll say this

[fringe nebula]

anaglyph

poly

[tawdry rock]

oh smart

[peak plinth]

Ohhhh unlock

Mb

[oak axle]

What the fck are u copying for scores

[sacred pike]

Holy wowza

[peak plinth]

Negative burnt joker looks cool asf

[sacred pike]

yeah first time i seen it

i was like wtf lol

[fringe nebula]

negative blackboard too

[unborn cliff]

holy run

[sacred pike]

damn leaf is my boss so gonna have to sell the egg man 🙁

[unborn cliff]

world's first seance value

[unborn cliff]

Grim

[serene forge]

2/4/26 balatrodle in 3

[serene forge]

I hate Swishbonkler

[peak plinth]

Have you ever played hollow knight

[manic zealot]

Stuntman on painted deck sure is something

[sacred pike]

i got it and egg right out the gate so it carried me good

[serene forge]

no i really hate hollow knight and silksong thats why i have a hornet pfp

[peak plinth]

Thats very fair

I got 83% and gave up

Havent played silksong tho

[manic zealot]

Worth

[fringe nebula]

christopher larkin really cooked with the soundtrack ngl

[manic zealot]

The most factual statement of all time

[peak plinth]

I dont play any game with sound on

[frank mortar]

bruh

[hybrid tendon]

balatrodle in 5

[peak plinth]

Spoilers!

[frank mortar]

wth am I supposed to do at this point

[unborn cliff]

yesterday's balatrodle pisses me off

[hybrid tendon]

it's in spoilers

[unborn cliff]

wait no this is the one

[serene forge]

sell bull

[unborn cliff]

WHY IS ||BANNER|| NOT CONSIDERED|| SCALING||

||number goes up and down|| thats literally what the site calls|| scaling||

[serene forge]

||number on the card||

[frank mortar]

imma die without bull

[serene forge]

nah you'll be fine trust

[opal delta]

I hate bloodstone

[unborn cliff]

||banner|| does this

[serene forge]

you need the 5 copy jonklers

[serene forge]

me too!!!!!

[serene forge]

it does not

[unborn cliff]

me when i lie

[serene forge]

||banner always says 30 chips per discard no matter what||

[unborn cliff]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yeah you're right

[frank mortar]

I could sell a brainstorm and hope invis hits a blueprint instead

[unborn cliff]

brain no worky

[opal delta]

also I got my first gaming pc from this pawn shop I found

it arrived at the end of january

[unborn cliff]

but like cmon it's TECHNICALLY a ||scaling joker||

[serene forge]

||not according to the rules||

its weird but it is what it is

[peak plinth]

Limited scaling potential

[unborn cliff]

balatrodle is lowk annoying sometimes

like midas mask isnt considered econ

like bro thats what gold cards are

[peak plinth]

Its not?!

Wth

[unborn cliff]

its considered other on balatrodle

[peak plinth]

I suppose it makes econ

[unborn cliff]

under the criteria it makes sense but like

come on.

[opal delta]

they should change that

[ripe oriole]

Ante 32, run finished, died after

[sacred pike]

lmao just upgraded from Swash to Cavendish
and now get to brainstorm my BP lol

[unborn cliff]

it doesnt fit the criteria so i get it

but like seriously man

at least make the box yellow

[unborn cliff]

would you like some xmult with your xmult

[sacred pike]

yeah i need to reroll for a + mult now lol

nope i rolled into Bull for another 200 chips ha

[rich yoke]

what happens if you have a negative invisible joker

[brave goblet]

tried black deck again and got my ass kicked

damn that 3 hands is rough

[harsh relic]

the copy goes over the cap

[rich yoke]

just means you essentially can't use joker stencil anymore

[serene forge]

why didn't my mr bones save me???

[harsh relic]

not over the 25% thing

🐴

[rich yoke]

I have bigger questions

[velvet wyvern]

The eagl- i mean the elephant in the room

[calm moth]

Is there a joker that produces glass cards?

[light void]

She was though?

[slow iris]

do i take wraith or skip

[rich yoke]

they got him

[rich yoke]

i

wow

[stark patrol]

How?

[fickle mesa]

25% of 800 is 350, so you are correct 😄

i got this obelisk ante 8 and it still outscaled my ante 6 hologram

holy fucking shit

by over 1x too

obelisk is legitimately so fucking strong

you find it and you instantly win

[full orbit]

Pretty good for ante 1

[faint linden]

That'll Sock your Buskin

Now find Photochad and red seals

[full orbit]

I fucked up

Godamnit bro

[calm moth]

Whats the strat to win in 12 rounds or less?

[woven spire]

plasma deck,start skipping every small and big blind after ante 2

[calm moth]

Damn how I unlock plasma

[woven spire]

sounds hard but is actually easy

[woven spire]

win a run in blue stake? i think

lemme check

[woven spire]

yes

[merry crag]

Well that was fun

I also thought I would get something cuz I hit level 20 on a hand type but maybe I didn't cuz it was in the endless mode?
Or maybe 20 just doesn't give anything

[woven spire]

fuck i didnt know mr house played balatro

plenty of free time i guess

[autumn glen]

I had this joker card idea:
Times Mult = Ante Number
1 in 100 of destroying a random joker

[woven spire]

thats so op 😭

[full orbit]

Chat what’s the direction here

[full orbit]

Maybe plus mult, 2x the ante

[autumn glen]

Cavendish in the corner:

[woven spire]

?

[hybrid tendon]

are you trying to do an actual run in th same run as mr bones bug ?

[woven spire]

400k rare is worth

[autumn glen]

3x basically for free because it’s 1 in 1000 of destroying itself
While 1 in 100 of destroying another joker is both much more possible and can seriously screw you over

[ornate orchid]

Socking my buskin right now

[tawny verge]

smae

[woven spire]

yeah buy you need michel to show on the shop and die, that joker is just too op, imagine getting it in ante 5-6

[ornate orchid]

And that mf decided to break next round

[woven spire]

i only got cavendish to break once

no oops

[ornate orchid]

I got cavendis and michael

Both break

I dont even know why

[autumn glen]

Cavendish has never broken when I get it

[ornate orchid]

I mean 1 in 1000 is pretty small no?

[hybrid tendon]

what y'all think ?

[woven spire]

thats an instant take for me

[serene forge]

even a rental?

[hybrid tendon]

rental with no econ tho

[woven spire]

i lowk would, it aint impossible to recover

and its fun

[hybrid tendon]

very hard to recover still

[woven spire]

yh thats true

[slow iris]

i would take

[tawny verge]

wait is it possible for it to take me to -50$?

[woven spire]

i think Drspectred got to -400 once

he just be doing EVERY record

[woven spire]

non endless btw

[calm moth]

Is their a cap on hand levels

[woven spire]

noo

[hard mantle]

this should be vanilla

(not my photo teehee)

[fickle mesa]

no honestly your start just wasnt that good

i mean it wasnt a terrible start but there are a lot of better starts than what you got and its not too surprising you couldnt beat that round

and honestly even if you did you might not have the money to get anything good in the next shop and then u die

[hard mantle]

uuf, havent played balatro in a bit

im effing up really bad rn