🕹・game-discussion

[stark karma]

my C++ lifehack is making my whole endgame build chad + some glass cards

shockingly effective

second pic is hilarious

[manic zealot]

lmao it is

it looks like a joke until you see the boss blind

[stark karma]

I sold photo btw

Just that kind of beast

[manic zealot]

must've had really good levels

[ivory portal]

OMGAHHHH

LETS GOOOO

[manic zealot]

BRO THIS IS THE 2ND IN A ROW

[ivory portal]

WTFFFF

[manic zealot]

take your guesses

[ivory portal]

trib

[manic zealot]

it's mr canio

not complaining at all tho

[serene forge]

???

fortune teller is absolutely useless here

why are you selling econ

[manic zealot]

getting canio this early is gonna make it much easier to find a hanged man or something

[round crypt]

This run felt like a shitpost these are the kind of things you need to do for C++

[ivory portal]

I'm not getting any better ones

So I just sell it

The cloud 9

[manic zealot]

I found a hanged man lessgo!

and a fool

we're cooking

[cyan sparrow]

I had a great idea for a new joker!

the 6 7 JOkER HE BUFFS ALL SIXES AND SEVENS

[solid python]

public execution

[glad viper]

what do i take

i just started the run.

[minor portal]

What stake

[glad viper]

orange

[manic zealot]

definitely take the space joker

[minor portal]

ball with space joker

[glad viper]

balright

[manic zealot]

I would never recommend an eternal sixth sense unless you had baseball card

I jumped out of my seat

take your guesses (again)

[lost vault]

chicanioribouleo

[ivory portal]

What do I use blueprint on

[ivory portal]

Bro how

[wanton breach]

yorick

[lost vault]

the ohotogroph

[ivory portal]

Alright

I trust u

Cus it worked late Tim tio

[manic zealot]

it's yorick!

[ivory portal]

ONGGGG

OMGGGG

WTFFFF

THATS MY BEST EVER

[manic zealot]

this is actually insane

[ivory portal]

my best hand used to be 150m

YAYYYYYY

THANK YOU @lost vault

[lost vault]

yw

[ivory portal]

Ur so lucky

[lost vault]

:3

[manic zealot]

good shit man

[lost vault]

always happy to meow

[manic zealot]

I am today lmao

[weak relic]

Should I murder someone or

[manic zealot]

what's your hologram at

also i love what you're going for

[weak relic]

X6

[manic zealot]

very creative

wow

[lyric falcon]

wait do you put Xmult jokers infront of your +mult or behind

[manic zealot]

behind, so to the right

[minor portal]

above

[lyric falcon]

ohh

so like if i had smiley face and ancient joker (idk js for example), ancient joker goes next to smiley?-

[manic zealot]

ancient goes to the right, smiley on the left

you want +mult to activate before xmult

[lyric falcon]

ohh ty

[ivory portal]

OMG

[weak relic]

Me having no cryptids so I gotta do something peculiar

[ivory portal]

MY FIRST BILLION

[minor portal]

+mult on left xmult on right, typically

[ivory portal]

MY FIRST BILLION

[manic zealot]

it's like the definition of fun

[ivory portal]

WOWOWOWOWOOWOWW

[manic zealot]

also the best use I can think of for incantation, period

[ivory portal]

3 BAJILLIONNN

[manic zealot]

also good job copying photo

that gives the bigger score

[ivory portal]

@lost vault

Taught me

Credits to her

[manic zealot]

epic

[ivory portal]

🥹🥹🥹

[lost vault]

meow

[ivory portal]

Why'd I get xd

X'd

ABOTHER BILLION YAYYY

[manic zealot]

I'm very tempted here but it would feel... wrong to kill my yorick to ankh

also it could hit cert

[potent tree]

gamble! there's always a chance

[manic zealot]

nah

double legendaries are pretty rare

I'll enjoy this

now i just need a hologram

[white trellis]

can I sell everything else, and have a copy of blueprint?

[white trellis]

can i blueprint a blueprint?

[weak relic]

[potent tree]

yes

[manic zealot]

you can, but is something good in the shop that you can immediately pick up for scoring? if not, it won't be worth it

[white trellis]

I belive so, yes

i'll try it, why not

[manic zealot]

what is it

[weak relic]

Early ante spectrals moment

[weak relic]

Not worth it imo

[wanton breach]

yay

[white trellis]

correct and I immediatley lost and hate myself for it

[manic zealot]

it's cool discovering that it's possible but those moments where it works out are few and far between

[wanton breach]

that's how you learn to not be greedy

[manic zealot]

exactly

truer words have never been spoken

[weak relic]

Yeah ankh only good in starting antes like duplicating a poly eternal madness or smth like that

[white trellis]

i am the worst

[manic zealot]

nah you're just learning

[weak relic]

Dw, we all just learn stuff we don't know, yet

[wanton breach]

not tomorrow

cuz yeah

I've ankh my blueprint and lost

[ivory portal]

Gg

[manic zealot]

the wheel just hit foil twice in a row on both of my legendaries

wtf

[weak relic]

You just stole my luck, now

[manic zealot]

I think I did lmao

makes up for yesterdays runs I did

[patent sail]

look who i found

[manic zealot]

not bad

legit pretty good negative, I still don't like skipping for those things but yeah

[gusty prawn]

whats the best way i can dupe these for scoring?

double baron, double mime, or one for each

[patent sail]

monkey sees negative tag, monkey skips

[manic zealot]

do you have any steel / red seals

[gusty prawn]

my entire deck except for like 10 cards i think is either steel or gold red deals

[vast grove]

go for mime

[manic zealot]

then your copies are perfect, both on baron

[gusty prawn]

okayyyyy

[manic zealot]

don't forget to move your mime to the far left right after you play your winning hand for more money

[gusty prawn]

dw i remember that

[manic zealot]

epic

[weak relic]

Lol

[gusty prawn]

im just trying to fish for a god damn showman

or the +2 hand size joker

[weak relic]

Its gonna be a natural negative trust me bro

[gusty prawn]

real

[manic zealot]

oh yeah that goes hard with baron setup

[gusty prawn]

currently hitting between e32 and e34, so i might be dead in the next 2 antes

[weak relic]

Why the eternal showman

[gusty prawn]

oh fuck, this blind is e37

this is it ig

[manic zealot]

this was one of the most effortless gold stake runs I ever had

the game blessed me

yorick x8, canio x9

[gusty prawn]

🫡

[manic zealot]

o7

[wanton breach]

o7

[gusty prawn]

OH MY GOD FUCKING HEATHERS REFERENCE IM IN HEAVEN

[weak relic]

Guys, can this naneinf?

[gusty prawn]

just for science imma try brainstorming baron and blueprinting mime

yea no, didnt get anytyhing higher

[wanton breach]

even bean wouldn't help

[gusty prawn]

i got the 7/11

im happy

[rocky tiger]

Negative bstorm is such a gross colour

[white trellis]

ANXHHHHH

[gusty prawn]

oh thats so real

[ivory portal]

How do I beat that

[white trellis]

whyyyyyyy

[gusty prawn]

also i realised

i used an ecto for it

...only to get juggler

[wanton breach]

deck fixing

[gusty prawn]

in the new slot

[wanton breach]

glass card

[ivory portal]

Yes

I play pair

All glass queen

[wanton breach]

ohh

[rocky tiger]

Technically its better bc u can wof

[ivory portal]

I need a baron type thing

With mine type thing

[white trellis]

taunting me

[ivory portal]

Mime

[rocky tiger]

Sell the deck

Grab bp

[manic zealot]

sell your soul

[white trellis]

if only I could

[wanton breach]

lol

balatro is trolling you

[gusty prawn]

i aint ever beating my score, i got 7.11e35, wonderful heathers reference on my accunt

[manic zealot]

balatro has impeccable comedic timing sometimes

[gusty prawn]

beggining of a different run i had

[rocky tiger]

Sorry i am not sufficiently educated to understand that reference

[wanton breach]

"sometimes" is an understatement

[manic zealot]

at least there you can hex the blueprint

[gusty prawn]

the school terrorist sings about his love for slushies in seven eleven's

peak musical

[glad viper]

ok i may have lost the previous run but SHOULD I TAKE IT

[gusty prawn]

i mean, baseball cards dont really stack with one another that well

you go from max 4x1.5, to max 6x1.5

while losing a joker slot

with an eternal

[rocky tiger]

Depends what uncommons you see

[acoustic kettle]

But it's bbc

[gusty prawn]

okay

someone please tell me

what does BBC mean in this context

[acoustic kettle]

Baseball card

[gusty prawn]

and im not thinking of the british broadcast chanel

[gusty prawn]

OHHH

[glad viper]

Base Ball Card

[gusty prawn]

OKAY

OKAYYY

[wanton breach]

do NOT abbreviate Baseball card

[gusty prawn]

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[weak relic]

Perkeo gaming

[gusty prawn]

JARVIS, DO NOT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK 2077

[glad viper]

hust like you shouldn't abbreviate cyber punk

[gusty prawn]

comedy's so fucking dead and im all for it

[wanton breach]

Canio Perkeo?

[weak relic]

Now I just need to find coffee stain jimbo

I mean brainstorm

Wtf

[glad viper]

comedy is dead and we are mutilating its corpse

[weak relic]

Why did I come up with that term

[glad viper]

someone should draw this.

[acoustic kettle]

I mean what else do i abbreviate baseball card to

[rocky tiger]

If only perkeo was good 🥀

[glad viper]

ccb

[gusty prawn]

we're frankeinstein

[wanton breach]

BC

[gusty prawn]

and this chat is our monster

[acoustic kettle]

Disgusting

[glad viper]

indeed

[gusty prawn]

cctv

[weak relic]

Idk, I just played for the sake of fun

[glad viper]

im just gonna keep going and PRAY for a stencil joker

[wanton breach]

so you like BBC

[loud oxide]

Do I put the blue print on the Spade joker or the 2x Mult joke

[gusty prawn]

y'all do NOT know how fucking hard this shit hits when you havent had any sleep and are no a sugar rush (dont have money for vodka so this is the best i got 😭)

[weak seal]

rest of my jokers may or may not suck but i got cavendish from judgement lets gooo

[wanton breach]

i mean so you like calling it BBC

[acoustic kettle]

Bbc just works

[weak relic]

Duplicate tribe

[glad viper]

P

[loud oxide]

?

[weak relic]

Xmult

[acoustic kettle]

Tribe

Tribe is so ass

💔

[wanton breach]

agree

fluch need a buff

[gusty prawn]

BRO, I HAVE A LITTLE PATCH WITH GLUE I WAS PLAYING WITH

[loud oxide]

Like this?

Im so confused

[gusty prawn]

AND THE MF JUST RIPPED OFF MY NAIL POLISH

[weak relic]

Son

[acoustic kettle]

😭

[wanton breach]

dad?

[gusty prawn]

shitttt i gotta repaint my nails

[weak relic]

Im crine

[loud oxide]

You guys stink

Dead ah

[wanton breach]

hello crine, im son

[loud oxide]

^

[acoustic kettle]

You can read the jokers

[weak relic]

I forgor balala players cant freakin read

[acoustic kettle]

Oh right

[wanton breach]

the x2 mult card was named "the tribe" and you should copy it with blueprint

[gusty prawn]

can't write either, im speaking through TTS

[glad viper]

i may have lost.

[lost vault]

prrr~

[gusty prawn]

happens, i lost this run earlier today due to the fucking plant

[weak relic]

Plant'd

[lost vault]

i lost this very epic run cuz crimson heart is a bitch

[gusty prawn]

wraith gave me obelisk btw, i tried that

[lost vault]

other jokers are pantaloons and steel joker (1.8x)

[gusty prawn]

but i mean, im a gambler, i cant end on a loss

[weak relic]

Real

[gusty prawn]

hence why my literally next run that went past ante 2 was a 7.11e35 run

[lost vault]

only 25 pairs damn

[acoustic kettle]

Best hit

[lost vault]

uhhhh no?

[gusty prawn]

i checked everything, my best possible hand that game was a ~2.5k with obelist, guaranteed loss no matter what

[lost vault]

best hit wouldve been vagabond > justice

[acoustic kettle]

Nah

[weak relic]

But hey, I put gold sticker into 2 legendary jimbos today

[acoustic kettle]

Obby is just a free win

[weak relic]

[wanton breach]

guess what i sell

[gusty prawn]

a... 1.4 mult?

[lost vault]

jot when its the plant and its your inly scoring

context matters lmfao

[weak relic]

Frick

[gusty prawn]

yep

[weak relic]

Its actually 2

[lost vault]

nothing!

[weak relic]

Nothing

Duplicate trousers in first hand
Duplicate a card sharp onwards

[gusty prawn]

balatro player discovers how op his hand is without any scoring cards

[acoustic kettle]

Nah

[gusty prawn]

bro.

[weak relic]

Bruh

[gusty prawn]

rip

[wanton breach]

it's my older run when i was a fool

[gusty prawn]

wait

YOU SOLD THE BRAINSTORM?

[gusty prawn]

ohhh

bruh

[acoustic kettle]

I mean

[gusty prawn]

balatro players vs reading and 3rd grade reasoning skills

[acoustic kettle]

It's unnecessary

[wanton breach]

real

[lost vault]

i did the math and this actually scores 15360 on the straight flush lol

[wanton breach]

i feel stupid after realizing that

[gusty prawn]

so then on top of perfect rng there i'd need a 2nd hand to score the remaining

[weak relic]

I feel like I'm also losing brain cells. Reading Comprehension issues are infectious asf

[lost vault]

yeah. or a second hand for another justice

hehehhe

actually

heriophant probably would've done it

[gusty prawn]

🤷‍♀️

im happy that i lost that run

[acoustic kettle]

The latro

[gusty prawn]

now my profile is blessed

[lost vault]

yeah justice + heiro gets ya 21120

so the run was technically saveable, just very unlikely

[white trellis]

i hate the black deck with a burning passion now

[gusty prawn]

who doesnt

[lost vault]

me

i havent played enough black to hate it

[white trellis]

I just want to get it over with so I can get checkered

[weak relic]

Idk, I put a gold sticker on it effortlessly

I didn't play enough black deck to hate it

[lost vault]

do you exist to rage bait

[weak relic]

No?

[lost vault]

oki

[weak relic]

I literally got lucky

[gusty prawn]

OH MY GOD

[lost vault]

pawsome

[gusty prawn]

I JUST UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE

IN YTOUR NAME @weak relic

[weak relic]

Hold on imma find the ss

[lost vault]

i was sayibg that cuz of the obelisk bullshit earlier

[white trellis]

I just wish I could have someone play it for me, I just cannot win with this thing

this abomination

this vile pile of cardstock

[lost vault]

if someone plays for you, yiu still wouldnt have won

[glad viper]

fuck crimson heart

[lost vault]

yeaah

esp on painted deck like

[glad viper]

also fuck the plant

[lost vault]

EVERY joker nattered

mattered

[acoustic kettle]

Not really

[lost vault]

yes, they did

[gusty prawn]

bombler thats called dendrophilia

[acoustic kettle]

Nah

[lost vault]

i know because i played the goddamn run

[weak relic]

Good

[acoustic kettle]

Skill issue

[weak relic]

[lost vault]

this is why i said you exist to ragebait

i will not interactbfurther

[glad viper]

not

not like that

[acoustic kettle]

I streaked my whole painted deck

[lost vault]

good for you

[acoustic kettle]

[gusty prawn]

:3

[glad viper]

stop mpregging me 💔

[acoustic kettle]

You don't need 4 jokers to win anyway

[lost vault]

you dont need any jokers to win

technically

whats uour point

[white trellis]

even if not playing for me, I wish I could get assistance with a run, becase I just cannot make any progress, I'm hard walled by ante 6 on over 50 runs now

[gusty prawn]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mpreg-no-mpreg

[gusty prawn]

omg thats me

:0

[honest dawn]

Wow, I didn't know that doctor had been on a show where his face was visible.

I thought he hadn't shown his face

[lyric falcon]

i love ts game so much.🫩

[gusty prawn]

balatro is like meth
you hate it, it absolutely ruins your life and feels horrible to do, but holy shit in the end its so fucking good you just can't help but come back

and then we recommend it to friends like meth, talking about how amazing life changing this is while ignoring all the negatives

[lyric falcon]

exactly

[white trellis]

i hate this game but I cannot stop coming back

[lyric falcon]

my friends keep telling me i need to play sm else so i js sell them for that extra 0.25x mult

[gusty prawn]

omg is your pfp cream ferrett?

[white trellis]

without fail every time i boot it up I close it in frustration

[tepid skiff]

yes...

[gusty prawn]

:0

https://klipy.com/gifs/golden-cheese-cookie-cookie-run

golden cheese supremacy

<3333

💛

[lyric falcon]

YAYAYAYAYYYAYAYAYAY CRK IN THE BALALA

[patent sail]

funny

[gusty prawn]

goldenlily is so peak i just can't

https://klipy.com/gifs/goldenlily-golden-cheese

i have no clue why the genderfluid flag's here

but idc

thats the first result under goldenlily

[wanton breach]

you need to watch balatro University

[terse vale]

i’ve been restarting more runs just because i’m lowkey pissed off

luckily i’d never do that on a streak

[patent sail]

i just lost my winnable blue stake run to a PSYCHIC of all

[white trellis]

how useful would a video be?

[patent sail]

me when i cant read

[gusty prawn]

VERY

[tepid skiff]

shadowvanilla also

[white trellis]

really? okay, what video should I watch

[gusty prawn]

shadowvanilla is abusive as all shit, but like lore wise it works so well

[wanton breach]

train conductor cookie is better

[acoustic kettle]

He has a playlist

[patent sail]

lowk watching him made me so much better, since i realised how many of the jokers i thought were ass are actually fire, and viceversa

[gusty prawn]

i dont want it to exist, but i mean it just should exist despite that

i ship it

[acoustic kettle]

Disastrous typo

[gusty prawn]

but i dont like it

[tepid skiff]

toxic cookie yaoi💙

[wanton breach]

walled on ante 6 for 50 runs is concerning

[patent sail]

like when i started playing i thought blue seals were mid 😭

[gusty prawn]

golden cheese above all

thats just not a competition

[white trellis]

so this is not usual, I see

[gusty prawn]

golden cheese > white lily > time keeper >>> every other shit cookie

[terse vale]

I didn’t know it was eternal rental season man

[tepid skiff]

b-but cream ferret

[gusty prawn]

stupidbaby

[patent sail]

rent my eternals vro ❤️‍🩹

[wanton breach]

it's like playing pvz but just stopped at the pool level and struggling in the fog level, then stuck there for like 50 more tries

[gleaming kraken]

me when i

[gusty prawn]

(okay they're a cutie but like)

(stupidbaby)

[white trellis]

never played pvz, sorry

but I will try these videos

[tepid skiff]

(sad cream ferret noises)

[lost vault]

one day i am going to seriously damage myself trying to crack my neck

anyway

[gusty prawn]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minecraft-movie-cookie-run-kingdom

[lost vault]

hud balatro chat

the downside of cat ears is that i cant wear headphones eith them

shoukd i get cat ear headphones

[wanton breach]

you should
I'm not saying you're bad at the game, you just didn't have enough knowledge

[gusty prawn]

yall dont crack your necks like every few hours?

[tepid skiff]

YES

[gusty prawn]

i learnt how to crack it without my hands even lmao

[lost vault]

for me its quite occasional

[wanton breach]

i stuck at ante 4 for like 20 runs

[gusty prawn]

i just throw it around enough

[lost vault]

like once every few days

[gusty prawn]

that it just craks

[wanton breach]

then i watched a video and it changed everything

[lost vault]

i crack my knuckles all the time

feels nice but it pisses off my dad

[gusty prawn]

yessssssss

[lost vault]

who i dont live with anymore

:3

[gusty prawn]

i have normal kitty ears and earbuds myself

but car ear headphones are peak

[lost vault]

ooh i do beav eardbude

buds

but

[tepid skiff]

me when good neck crack

[lost vault]

they dont connect to my current ohone

cuz apple switched to usbc

[lost vault]

true!

[weak relic]

Rip

[lost vault]

ive had very good neck cracks before

feels as good as BEING cracked

what

the wind saying some crazy things

[gusty prawn]

the wind is being so fucking real

[acoustic kettle]

[patent sail]

this is such a scuffed looking build

[gusty prawn]

neck cracks range from 2/10 to 9/10, while knuckle cracks are always a 7/10

[weak relic]

I spammed incantations, what do you expect?

[lost vault]

ive never been cracked before so i wouldnt know

[gusty prawn]

and then toe cracks are a solid 8/10

[lost vault]

truth nuke

[patent sail]

its fine, it just looks funny

[lost vault]

knuckle cracks are always great just dont force em

same with the neck

[weak relic]

Game wouldn't give me a cryptid so

[lost vault]

do NOT FORCE NECK CRACKS

[gusty prawn]

DO FORCE NECK CRACKS

[lost vault]

fine

[tepid skiff]

this is the perfect reaction image

[lost vault]

maybe a tad

[gusty prawn]

everyone, snap your neck

[gusty prawn]

pwease UwU

[south monolith]

Am I allowed to post inages

Images*

[gusty prawn]

ye

[lost vault]

onit

[south monolith]

Cool

[south monolith]

Was this hand a lil overboard

[patent sail]

i was about to say no, sadly someone already replied before i could spread misinformation

[gusty prawn]

i love how game discords range in content in them

[lost vault]

mayhe...

[tepid skiff]

Image source btw

[south monolith]

Fire

[lost vault]

balatro has quite the queer fanbase i fear

[gusty prawn]

on crk saying the word "fuck" gets you muted, and saying the word "i use 3xdmgrbp 1xgrass on awl" gets you brutally murdered

[south monolith]

Hey!

...

Nah u right

[lost vault]

:3

[gusty prawn]

very very queer

[south monolith]

But be not afraid

:3

[gusty prawn]

i mean, queer? what does that mean

im not queer

[lost vault]

lucjily the server has a rule against discrimination

[lost vault]

hmmmmmmmmm

[gusty prawn]

what a queer thing to say

(ba dum tsss)

DONT SUPER REACT ME

WAIT BOMBLER

NO

WHY

NOOOOOO

IM NOT FUCKING FRENCH

[lost vault]

not the france react 💔

wallahi you're cooked

[gusty prawn]

do 🇵🇱 react or some shit

not fr*nch

[lost vault]

polish flag react me

[gusty prawn]

BITCH THATS THE OPPOSITE OF POLISH FLAG

[lost vault]

im american but uumhhh femboy

meow meow

[south monolith]

Uhhh

[lost vault]

crazy work

[south monolith]

Folaas

[south monolith]

Dovah go brrr

[lost vault]

should i play balatro on my switch

i now own 3 balatros because i got it on the switch for christmas

[tepid skiff]

I've been considering buying it

[gusty prawn]

you should finally finish mario odyssey purple coins

[glad viper]

in running out if flags

[rustic locust]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lost vault]

jokes on you i 100%ed moddysey

[gusty prawn]

FUCK

[lost vault]

i spelled that wrong

odyssey

[gusty prawn]

i only need purple coins and toadette farming

[lost vault]

i quite enjoy odyssey

[gusty prawn]

and like a few of the dlc costumes

real

[lost vault]

toadette moons took a minute for me

[gusty prawn]

best mario game ever

[lost vault]

wwq

qwq

[lost vault]

the movement fun as heck

[gusty prawn]

lowk i speedrun more of odyssey than actually played on my main save

[tepid skiff]

I love celeste

[lost vault]

mario galaxy better tho

[gusty prawn]

got sub 1:40

[lost vault]

NOT nostalgia speaking

[lost vault]

mentoo

[gusty prawn]

:3

[lost vault]

metoo

celeste fun

[lost vault]

woaw

i havent tried to speedrun odyssey

[terse vale]

get rid of parei and find glass

[gusty prawn]

for me the top 3 games is

smo > smwonder > smm1 (2 is technically just an upgrade but like its so much less fun)

[lost vault]

speedrunning is scary to me because im sorta a perfectionist

[gusty prawn]

oh yea no i like speedrunning

[lyric falcon]

ill try💔

[gusty prawn]

mostly odyssey, but i did download mcsr ranked 2 days ago

[lost vault]

i loved mario maker 2 until my nintendo online expired

still pmo that you have to pay to play online

so stupid

[gusty prawn]

routing bastions is a total nightmare but like its still fun

[gusty prawn]

eh, out of all the paid shit in this world i think nso isnt that bad

its cheap as FUCK

[molten thicket]

watching mcsr scares me

[gusty prawn]

gives you a bunch of emulators

[lost vault]

i just use gd editor now

[weak relic]

Eternal poly madness my favorite

[lost vault]

i love using 2.2 to make video game

i need to do it more

[gusty prawn]

i am a creator on GD LMAO

[lost vault]

woaw

[gusty prawn]

its honestly not that bad

[lost vault]

like u have creator points

[gusty prawn]

outside of bastions

[gusty prawn]

oh no, im just creating levels

[lost vault]

fair

[gusty prawn]

i have like 50h playtime i think

[lost vault]

i have

many hours in gd

[molten thicket]

i have like

[lost vault]

throughout my lifetime

but its like

[molten thicket]

3000ish hrs in gd

[lost vault]

99% mobile hours

so ill never know the true numver

i shoukd grind miitopia

hmm

[gusty prawn]

smm1 was so much better tho

like making stages with the stylus was so good

[molten thicket]

i played gd so much that i hate it now

[gusty prawn]

do you watch ceave gaming?

[lost vault]

but anyway gd is basically a programming language and game engine now

so thatsbfun

[lost vault]

yes inused to watch him all the time

[molten thicket]

i never want to come back to it again

[gusty prawn]

used to?

erm

[lost vault]

shiny yet deadly coins

[gusty prawn]

you know he came back

[lost vault]

i did notice

and watched some of those too

like the blinking thingg

[gusty prawn]

in any case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I13V-AoMhIs

insane video on why smm2 is a straight up upgrade, yet still palys worse

[lost vault]

its quite clamplicated

[gusty prawn]

he did have another match against these mischeavous coins

this time in wonder

[gray snow]

I was super excited for the online multiplayer in smm2 when it was announced

[lost vault]

i think i watched that too :3

ceave is awesome

[gray snow]

And then I saw videos of how crappy it was and didnt buy the game

[gusty prawn]

it isnt that bad

its only bad on low ELO

because the game makes everyone lag whenever 1 person lags

so it takes 1 person having shit internet to make the game slow

so it'll be "fair"

[gray snow]

Yeah thats

[gusty prawn]

but higher ELO filters those out

[gray snow]

Bad lmao

[gusty prawn]

yea that is shit

xD

but on high elo it isnt an issue

so

also infinite mario challenge is peak

[lost vault]

i like the worlds in smm2

[gray snow]

I guess so

[lost vault]

ceave has cat ears!!!!!

what

[gray snow]

I might end up picking it up maybe probably not I’m locked in on new horizons 3.0 update

[gray snow]

TRUE

[lost vault]

teah

[gusty prawn]

i have a bunch of shit to do on my swtich still

[lost vault]

throwback more like

theow shit

have i mentioned that i love miitopia

gosh

[gusty prawn]

finish 100%s of smo and smwonder
start 100% of botw and totk
and shiny hunt more

[lost vault]

i dunno what about it

but i love it

[gray snow]

Also nintendo is releasing switch 2 editions of everything under the sun so maybe mouse controls on that game will make building levels more intuitive?

[lost vault]

i still have to 100% miitopia

[gusty prawn]

i got like 100ish shinites so far, but im shooting for a living dex in violet+dlc

[lost vault]

but i always do challenge runs

cuz theyre fun

my most recent challenge run is an absolute nightmare

banning basically everything but leveling up

[gusty prawn]

i love how much we're talking about balatro in this balatro server

so peaj

[terse vale]

drew every card but my queens this game is shit

[gray snow]

Can I borrow some time

[lost vault]

:3

[gray snow]

Cause I dont have enough to shiny hunt 1 pokemon

[lost vault]

i wish i had someone to yap about miitopia to i know way too much about this game

[gusty prawn]

im pretty sure i got like 6 or so dupes

(no im not saying it)

(its just 6+ dupes)

[lost vault]

67

[gusty prawn]

okay

apparently death threats over brainrot memes arent allowed here

😭

(i may have just gotten automodded)

[gray snow]

I dont think any kind of cursing is allowed either?

[gusty prawn]

fuck

bitch

[gray snow]

Or that may be another blatro serv im in

Yeah wrong place nvm

[gusty prawn]

the other word for prostitutes isnt allowed

kurwa

[lost vault]

qwq

im just a silly femboy

[gusty prawn]

polish words are

[lost vault]

whyvwould u death threat me

[gusty prawn]

you said the thing

ranking of every person on earth
queer people > femboys > women > men >>> 67 users

(/j ofc)

[lost vault]

67 is a person??

[gusty prawn]

67 USERS

[gray snow]

What about queer 67 users

[ivory portal]

What do I get

Uhm

[lost vault]

i used to hate 67 until i realized its finny because its not funny

[gusty prawn]

they should [error 404 message not found]

[lost vault]

ironic humor my veloved

[ivory portal]

That's the exact reason it's funny

[lost vault]

credit card bad

[gusty prawn]

honestly real

[gray snow]

Yeah it’s literally just gen alpha’s E meme or whatever

[ivory portal]

Really

[lost vault]

yeppers

[gray snow]

Or loss

[gusty prawn]

i do say it but only to make fun of it with friends

[lost vault]

credit card loses u a lot of money long term

[gusty prawn]

its awful lmao

[lost vault]

yah

[gusty prawn]

use interest

[gusty prawn]

interest is absurd

[lost vault]

i use it to annoy friends >:3

teasingly

[gusty prawn]

try staying about 25$ at all times for the bonus money

and that makes credit card itself do nothing as well

i.e. useless shit joker

[ivory portal]

Okay I got

[lost vault]

what if interest applied to negative money and had no cap

[ivory portal]

Rid of it

[gusty prawn]

then if you got to -20 no credit card, assuming no money from hands or other jokers, you'd get infinite negative money

no need to grab rentals even

[lost vault]

yeah :3

-4 -4 -5 -6 -7 -9 etc

[tepid skiff]

why would u use any other reaction image besides roffle

[gray snow]

Roffle isnt my cup of tea

[gusty prawn]

what if my reaction image is goldenlily yuri

[tepid skiff]

just as good

[lost vault]

call roffle a cup of tea the way i be drinking him ❓

[gusty prawn]

girl kissing

[lost vault]

im so gettinh bamned from this server one day

[tepid skiff]

YES

[gusty prawn]

oh my god same

[lost vault]

boy kissing

[gusty prawn]

i am a danger to society

[lost vault]

anyway

uhh balatro

[gusty prawn]

okay thats just full on making out

[lost vault]

i love baron

[gusty prawn]

tongue and all xDDD

[lost vault]

yes its very awesome

i love it

[gusty prawn]

https://klipy.com/gifs/arcane-arcane-season-2-8

[lost vault]

also furry kissing if it matters

[gusty prawn]

baron x showman old man yaoi

[lost vault]

real

[lost vault]

why arent there more pride flag emojis

its just rainbow and trans flags

[gusty prawn]

photo

[lost vault]

where is my toothpaste flag

[gusty prawn]

gay people dont exist

you can only be trans or queer

[lost vault]

fyuuuck.

[tepid skiff]

pov: balatro server at night

[lost vault]

true

[south monolith]

Gang, I think I outdid myself with a one-hander

[icy turret]

The fuck

[gusty prawn]

?

[icy turret]

Madness jumpscare

[gusty prawn]

mid joker

(i dont like madness)

[lost vault]

kills you

killfilky

fullu

igh

typos

[gusty prawn]

kirks you

[lost vault]

aaughh

i done got kirked

i am not gay for kirk

[lost vault]

he would probably murder me

[gusty prawn]

no context

[lost vault]

elon so gay

he once said something like

[tepid skiff]

elon finally speaking the truth

[gusty prawn]

i wonder if he topped trump

cause like trump is THE bottom

we know that

[lost vault]

"i love trump as much as a straight man can love another man"

like okay bro

[gusty prawn]

im scrolling thrugh my memes folder

[lost vault]

no cuz if trumps a bottom that would mean i have something in common with trunp

[gusty prawn]

half the shit i dont think i can send here without getting just banned on the spot

[lost vault]

qwq

[torpid bridge]

Im gay for you

[weak relic]

Reddit hivemind will love this

[torpid bridge]

My dear lesbian femboy

[lost vault]

o_o

lesbian femboy??

[gusty prawn]

he is literally confirmed bottom

[lost vault]

im not into women

[gusty prawn]

im not kidding

[lost vault]

damn.

[quartz ember]

ccitbp!

[gusty prawn]

he bottomed to bill clinton

according to epstein's emails

[torpid bridge]

Is there any femboy that tops?

[terse vale]

can we please talk about balatro or anything else

[lost vault]

coolios

[lost vault]

stupid question

[torpid bridge]

😭

[tepid skiff]

hmm kinda 🏳️‍🌈

[lost vault]

yes of course femboys can be tops

like

[torpid bridge]

Is that confirmed

[lost vault]

??

[torpid bridge]

Or just allegation

[tepid skiff]

I KNEW IT

[gusty prawn]

if we trust the epstein email leaks to be accurate

then yes

it is stated in these leaks

[weak relic]

[glad viper]

respectfully, this is mine now

[terse vale]

I simply don’t want to hear about anybody in specific and how they get down

[gusty prawn]

oh yea no dw

[gusty prawn]

im joking about trump being a gay bottom, i am NOT talking about facist old man yaoi

[tepid skiff]

YES NEW REACTION

IT NEEDS TO SPREAD

[lost vault]

roffle is such a goober

i need to watch roffle heavy more

[torpid bridge]

Why dont we discuss this in #🃏・off-topic

[gusty prawn]

i hope at least one person learns about this command through my meme

[tepid skiff]

btw there's a difference between these two images

[torpid bridge]

This is game discussion

[gusty prawn]

yea

and we're talking about the game

new balatro update

the one that added trans crystal bleu meth

and old man yaoi

[tepid skiff]

the balatro server do get a bit quirky at night

[gusty prawn]

accept my friend request 🔫

[lost vault]

aaa

[gusty prawn]

thats a threat

[lost vault]

ok

[weak relic]

Temptation... Is so strong

[gusty prawn]

come on, you're already gambling

lets gamble some more

[acoustic kettle]

Grimbo mercury hex

[lost vault]

you WILL RUN PAIRS and you WILL LIKE IT

[terse vale]

temptation of winning?

wait don’t hex it yet

[torpid bridge]

Pairs are mid

Arent you tired of like playing the same build again and again

[tepid skiff]

(stabs)

[lost vault]

what could possibly be this good that it deserves this reaction

in bakatro

[tepid skiff]

he found an el luchador

[torpid bridge]

L luchador u mean?

[tepid skiff]

let me find source

pov: el luchador before plant

[lost vault]

ohhh peak

[cosmic sun]

he found luchador on the ceiling

[tepid skiff]

I think roffle enjoys balatro a little to much

[cosmic sun]

run obelisk then you can get out of pairs

🧠

[pliant timber]

i love the dopamine rush

[tepid skiff]

pov: number go up

[torpid bridge]

Thats why I love obelisk

[pale ridge]

ITS !!!!!!1!

I'm at orange stake yellow deck

[terse vale]

doesn’t mean its mid

[torpid bridge]

Its the definition of mid

[tepid skiff]

(stabs again)

[cosmic sun]

I wonder if people are just now finding out pairs are optimal cause of BU

[pale ridge]

What's BU

[wanton breach]

yes they are

[cosmic sun]

Big Ups

[wanton breach]

Balatro University

Balatro Unc

[pale ridge]

what are big ups

[cosmic sun]

Balatro University

aka DrSpectred

[wanton breach]

DrRespected

[torpid bridge]

Not really

The introduction of blue stakes literally obliterate any other hands

I mean

[cosmic sun]

I mean would the average player know

[wanton breach]

other hands need some buffs ngl

[frank kiln]

I think the average player after enough hours would have an idea

[cosmic sun]

Wouldn't they just bash their head against the wall playing flushes

[frank kiln]

but wouldn't really be able to articulate it properly

[torpid bridge]

Every one who has a lil bit of game sense would aware it exponentially harder to play big hands

[cosmic sun]

Assuming no one told them

[torpid bridge]

You will find out its too hard to play big hands consistently on higher stakes then blue stake

[frank kiln]

like it took me about a month of playing balatro to realize smaller hands was more consistent

[pale ridge]

Less discard = harder to get big hands

[cosmic sun]

I'm kind of gold streaking rn

[lost vault]

is that the melon nut from pvz fusion

wowza

[pale ridge]

Yes it is the melon nut from pvz fusion

[torpid bridge]

I only come to BU when i played gold stake

Cuz i got hard stuck at my first gold stake for 2 weeks straight

[cosmic sun]

As you should

[wanton breach]

skill issue

[pale ridge]

That was me with purple stake checkered deck

[cosmic sun]

He teaches a lot about little choices you might not have ever considered

[torpid bridge]

I mean my first deck ever was black deck

[pale ridge]

Woah

[torpid bridge]

I just dont like it

I only watch youtubers when I can win at least a single run

Or im hard stuck

[wanton breach]

my first deck is red deck

[pale ridge]

Mine was checkered

[cosmic sun]

I just went in order

[torpid bridge]

Playing blind runs and learning by yourself is more fun

[pale ridge]

Yea

[cosmic sun]

Every deck up to gold then rinse and repeat

[pale ridge]

Basically balatro without mods

[cosmic sun]

Going this way has its peaks and valleys ngl

I'm pretty sure on Switch I'm up to plasma again and plasma builds at high stakes make me reconsider getting C+ again

[torpid bridge]

I actually learned alot about balatro from a local youtuber in my country

[pale ridge]

which country

[torpid bridge]

I just cant stand the slow pace of BU honestly

Too boring

[torpid bridge]

Viet

[pale ridge]

wow

[wanton breach]

wow

[torpid bridge]

Wow

[wanton breach]

Vietnam community

[torpid bridge]

We do have

[pale ridge]

I'm like one of the 5 albanian balatro playerd

[cosmic sun]

don't they run the multiplayer scene or smth

[tepid skiff]

(stabs third time)

[torpid bridge]

You mean the cheaters appearing in bean videos?

[cosmic sun]

Yea I was about to say

[stoic canopy]

Hey guys how should I rearrange this? trying to do the barron strat https://i.imgur.com/8LDarCn.png

[torpid bridge]

Yeah that same community

Im in it

[pale ridge]

Ur a cheater

?

[quartz ember]

copy photo

[torpid bridge]

No

Only 2 guys cheated lmao

[pale ridge]

oh

[cosmic sun]

yep

not a multiplayer fan tho

[wanton breach]

if they cheat on a simple things, they would cheat on a big things

[pale ridge]

I have the mod but I can't find anyone to play

[torpid bridge]

Idc

[wanton breach]

they would probably cheat on their wife

[pale ridge]

With

[torpid bridge]

Its not good to make that assumption

[stoic canopy]

https://i.imgur.com/8LDarCn.png copy photo? that's it?

[torpid bridge]

And its not like Im friends with those 2

[acoustic kettle]

Yea

[stoic canopy]

oh i think i see what you mean ok

[wanton breach]

yeah, my bad

[torpid bridge]

Im just a lurker who watches the streamers and enjoy the game

[tepid skiff]

likely story (stabs fourth time)

[pale ridge]

U get more scope by copying chad

[acoustic kettle]

No

[wanton breach]

we are just npcs

[torpid bridge]

Ywah kinda

I dont even play in the server's tourney

[tepid skiff]

and also keeps getting stabbed

[cosmic sun]

aight dagger

[wanton breach]

stop stabbing him

[pale ridge]

Once I get up and hop on my laptop anyone wanna play

[pale ridge]

melons him

[tepid skiff]

(cutely stabs)

[wanton breach]

i don't have a laptop

nor pc

[idle haven]

Can I naneinf?

[tepid skiff]

Kris get the banana

[pale ridge]

Potassium