Which means 100% baby
#๐นใปgame-discussion
karmic jetty
molten shore
So how can I get glass joker the easiest? He's the only joker I don't have access to
lunar zealot
Make glass and then make money to find glass joker
no money = no rerolls
so get like a FUCK ton of money
molten shore
Ok, so I probably want to do a magic deck when I am hunting for it?
lunar zealot
Anything that allows for monetary gain at a reasonable time
that or zodiac bc overstock is good
molten shore
That's great, I love zodiac deck
lunar zealot
just make money is my advice
molten shore
Ok
modern panther
Ohh, that hurts...
lunar zealot
Play two pair is the advice here
good chips early and lends itself well to the xmult pivot
Play chips early and xmult later
chipsmaxxing means you die to violet vessel 99% of the time
and you cannot beat early game without chips either
it's a precarious playstyle not everyone likes but it is fun to pull off
fervent wolf
just make money is my advice
Get Baseball Card, that is a must obviously
molten shore
it's a precarious playstyle not everyone likes but it is fun to pull off
Ok, got it. I am looking for a deck to get to gold stake so I can beat it. So far I have done blue, yellow, abandoned, and erratic
modern panther
JUDGMENT POG
marsh dove
the round 1 rare skip never doesnt pay off ๐ฅ
ebon harbor
I didn't have enough money to roll for serpent
marsh dove
I didn't have enough money to roll for serpent
wouldve died a24 anyway, shame though
ebon harbor
Yeah, I really just wanted to get at least a decent high score
My previous was only like e15
modern panther
Pair-pill me, doc
eternal pumice
modern panther
I can't... it's funny... but I can't...
marsh dove
do stone cards seriously block blackboard ๐
deft sandal
...
marsh dove
buffoon pack has a negative blueprint you can sell to get money to buy brainstorm trust
deft sandal
the spaceman? you have burnt so you have planet scaling
potent tree
i think they want gold stickers
burnt and bp should have given enough planet levels tho
maybe keep bp to copy card sharp
deft sandal
hmm, get those 5 with the golden stickers first
spaceman is uncommon, can get it in another run
potent tree
if you have the scoring to win without card sharp
modern panther
Steven is doing nothing for my score, and I wanna go endless
potent tree
in that case go wild.
deft sandal
in that case go wild.
go wild you said?
cursive crater
litap
modern panther
Ggs
marsh dove
hard pivot into double brainstorm + whatever is in this wraith for no reason? ๐ฅ
vocal rose
hard pivot into double brainstorm + whatever is in this wraith for no reason? ๐ฅ
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marsh dove
hard pivot into double brainstorm + whatever is in this wraith for no reason? ๐ฅ
that dumbassery worked out very well for me
vocal rose
Glorious self own today
eternal pareidolia is a choice
marsh dove
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level 49 pair and ankh in consumables
shadow shore
eternal pareidolia is a choice
shadow shore
I just wanted $$
marsh dove
also ante 8
last round too, bosss next round
marsh dove
last round too, bosss next round
barely survived the boss blind because i risked it all on a wraith for no reason ๐ฅ
they're calling it the stupidest pivot oat
also that seed was fire i got two souls, +20$ baby
surreal pier
I've come to think of it
Will wild cards maybe not count as an enhancement anymore in the future?
Cuz like I think wild cards would go way harder if they didn't require you to sacrifice Golden/Lucky/Glass/Steel/Etc cards
blissful fog
Will wild cards maybe not count as an enhancement anymore in the future?
Probably
Actually, making wild cards not get debuffed by any of the suit blinds would be more likely
distant burrow
pretty new to the game, dont wanna mess this up, can someone help ๐
distant burrow
rip
slow iris
time to make people mad!
no
potent tree
ah good, my first target.
baseball time
red card is just along for the ride honestly.
throwback was 3.5, hologram 6.5 but i just wanna finish gold stake so i didn't bother going endless
@slow iris guess who's back...back again
rats, walled.
hard mantle
foil canio
potent tree
i pulled one recently as well
hard mantle
ahahahahahahahaha
potent tree
instant win
vocal matrix
Ok, wanted to do a Baron run, but got Trib, should I pivot or sell trib and get the DNA?
pearl moss
It would have been really good if you could get 3 spectrals of a single 6
yeah sadly it doesnt work like that
vocal matrix
But the game doesn't want you to have fun
lunar zealot
sixth sense destroys a 6 and gives a spectral
extra sixth senses would in theory attempt to destroy a 6 that no longer exists
therefore it's illogical to expect more spectrals
calm furnace
It would have been really good if you could get 3 spectrals of a single 6
huh
thats better than opening a pack ๐ญ
potent tree
scary.
lunar zealot
thats better than opening a pack ๐ญ
it's a good thing that white stake players aren't designing balatro otherwise it would suck
heady narwhal
it's a good thing that white stake players aren't designing balatro otherwise it...
i think if i was designing balatro it would also suck. i would accidentally make pairs even better or something
lunar zealot
true...
acoustic kettle
thunk is already doing that
tight trout
Should I go for the family over even Steven here? Haven't played in a while and still trying to get back into it.
heady narwhal
Should I go for the family over even Steven here? Haven't played in a while and ...
i would think so. it's also foil
even with level 1 flush five, steven is like +100%ish score at best
calm furnace
it's a good thing that white stake players aren't designing balatro otherwise it...
supernova should summon 2 mega tarot packs ๐
i mean wanting things like seance be better would be understandable
maybe seance giving two spectral wouldn't have be a bad idea
but 6th sense is jusy perfect the way it is. its basically some form of trading card giving you 2$ to destroy a played card
a not triggerable card
basically 2 hangman cards that pay you 8 dollars
calm furnace
i think if i was designing balatro it would also suck. i would accidentally make...
i would make balatro great
just make the game uninstall itself if the user plays any hand that is not 3oak
lunar zealot
yeah i'd vote for that
tight trout
even with level 1 flush five, steven is like +100%ish score at best
Thanks
calm furnace
i need to finish my case study
if red painted or abandoned is the best deck for 3oak
but currently im leaning towards hand size being the most important factor to have a solid 3oak build
acoustic kettle
I would rename pair to 2oak
potent tree
good riddance to this deck.
stats after 10 of 15 decks completed. i'm surprised high card has managed to overtake pair once again. jupiter hasn't climbed up too far thankfully, only 1 ahead of mars
blueprint is now my 3rd most used joker somehow. both grimbo and constellation fall behind
calm furnace
if red painted or abandoned is the best deck for 3oak
i could ignore the red deck im only picking it to see the value of the extra discard. i guess i can run abanonded and painted on black stake
calm furnace
stats after 10 of 15 decks completed. i'm surprised high card has managed to ove...
high card stacks up because almost every build ever you gonna be using high card
big chance any hand used to discard is gonna be HC
lost vault
high card stacks up because almost every build ever you gonna be using high card
.-.
ohh
potent tree
oh it's the cat
lost vault
~<
calm furnace
so the # of high card will add up from every run
calm furnace
a more accurate measure of used hands would be planet cards
potent tree
in that case merc is still on top
calm furnace
mine is flush ๐
calm furnace
the anti flush propaganda doesnt work one me
potent tree
it works two you then
gusty orbit
๐ค
heady narwhal
if red painted or abandoned is the best deck for 3oak
i think i'm most motivated to play 3oak on painted deck
hard mantle
beat blue stakes
heady narwhal
i think i'm most motivated to play 3oak on painted deck
because you need to have some way of mitigating the effect of the -1 joker slot
good planet scaling is one way of doing that
calm furnace
JUST WHEN I THOUGHTI WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN
calm furnace
i think i'm most motivated to play 3oak on painted deck
abandoned is hella consistent in pulling in 3oak but painted makes utilising held in hand effects like blue seals so easier
gloomy swallow
2 jokers in one game! What a good shot that the heart hit splash 
7 remain!
gloomy swallow
2 jokers in one game! What a good shot that the heart hit splash <:mr_bones:1380...
Obelisk has achieved GOAT status, Steel joker has been upped a tier and now only 7 remain!
tiny raptor
shortcut hate ๐ฅ
eternal pumice
Obelisk has achieved GOAT status, Steel joker has been upped a tier and now only...
: (
hard mantle
interesting assortment
eternal pumice
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME HAHAHAH
lost vault
Obelisk has achieved GOAT status, Steel joker has been upped a tier and now only...
you cannot convince me that shownan helped
unreal iron
Obelisk has achieved GOAT status, Steel joker has been upped a tier and now only...
juggler xmult
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marsh monolith
Hi, should i take the brainstorm? Gold stake and i have 2 blue seals in deck but no levels yet
lunar zealot
jesus christ
gloomy swallow
you cannot convince me that shownan helped
Apparently it helped in this run
marsh monolith
Hi, should i take the brainstorm? Gold stake and i have 2 blue seals in deck but...
I am thinking that most likly it will be ร2
lost vault
Apparently it helped in this run
๐ what
gloomy swallow
here
lunar zealot
good lord
gloomy swallow
apparently it was a chips run
cause last deck I gold staked was plasma deck
I mea
I mostly play on zodiac
what I'm saying is the last one I completed for the achievement was plasma
gloomy swallow
wow challenges are so easy
I did jokerless this week
after so much struggle
jesus
lunar zealot
HAHAHA
calm furnace
pants is is a flush joker
calm furnace
broke: flushes have no synergies
woke: plays 2 pair inside flushes
hard mantle
sure why not
lunar zealot
god white stake is so fucking easy
why is the score requirement for the boss 100k
my build can beat violet vessel on gold stake ๐ญ
gloomy swallow
broke: flushes have no synergies
woke: plays 2 pair inside flushes
flushes are great for when you are trying to go towards a card build because it's easy to build towards and has the max amount of cards possible, cram some retriggers in there and ur doing good
also people glaze high card because of baron and mime but pairs are so much more better in every single way possible
I'll never forget the hawkass run
that's is fucked up as hell
hardy fable
impossible
lunar zealot
oop campfire
yeah gg
holographic campfire too
i win so hard it's not even funny
hard mantle
MADNESS MY BELOVED
lunar zealot
HEWHEHEHHWEHWHWHWQHWHW
WHDFJKAEBKDFABJKFBJKWEGFBJKWSRFLJSbjlLBJSG
WHAT IS MY LUCK TODAY
lunar zealot
PUTA MAGSUSUGAL NA AKO
hard mantle
had to drop madness </3
lunar zealot
WTF IS THIS RUN
the only thing to make this better
is if i somehow got a nat polychrome hologram
hard mantle
actually nah this run is dead
calm furnace
On todays episode of balatro myth busters we explore the myth of flushes not scaling and not having synergies
lunar zealot
strawman argument but sure
hardy fable
PUTA MAGSUSUGAL NA AKO
IKAW AY NABUBUHAY ISA
shut escarp
is taking photo good early even if is eternal?
lunar zealot
is taking photo good early even if is eternal?
do you have hanging chad already
shut escarp
no
calm furnace
strawman argument but sure
can you scale pants with any other hand that is not 2 pair or full house?
you cant with pairs or high card but you can with flushes
lunar zealot
then don't
lunar zealot
can you scale pants with any other hand that is not 2 pair or full house?
you ...
flush house
shut escarp
okk
lunar zealot
that wasn't the question you asked
calm furnace
not sure
lunar zealot
flush house is not a flush, two pair, or full house
calm furnace
flush house is a flush, otherwise tribe woudlnt trigger on it
wanton oracle
Finished gold stake blue deck, only 3 decks left
shell dagger
cap
lunar zealot
does ox reset your money if you play a flush house rather than a flush
hardy fable
Finished gold stake blue deck, only 3 decks left
which r?
gloomy swallow
Js got BP from judgement wow
hardy fable
Magic, Anaglyph, Erratic
fun decks gl
wanton oracle
I dont like anaglyph but other 2 are chill
calm furnace
does ox reset your money if you play a flush house rather than a flush
yeah because the ox works in a specific hand type. flush house and flush fives are both derived from flushes and you build towards them usually starting from flush until you deck fix
hardy fable
can i send gifs i forgor
lunar zealot
is a flush house considered in the game's code as specifically a flush, two pair, or full house
hardy fable
nah
lunar zealot
if you're allowed to be semantic then i am too
hardy fable
also hc
lunar zealot
and my argument is stronger
wanton oracle
Ox doesnt say "contains" [Hand type] it says "is"
calm furnace
and my argument is stronger
whats even the argument ๐ญ
calm furnace
Ox doesnt say "contains" [Hand type] it says "is"
now i think about it imagine if to do list worked with contains instead of is
wanton oracle
Pretty strong
calm furnace
yeah kinda if it was on "contains pair" it would trigger on many hands
calm furnace
where is chiot?
acoustic kettle
Also exactly why duo is so strong
calm furnace
PERKEO AGAIN????????????
i mean with campfire its probablythe best legendary you can get
wanton oracle
Whats the challenge
lunar zealot
Whats the challenge
medusa
kindred blade
YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!
calm furnace
new update should give you the option to play all the challenges on gold stake
wanton oracle
C+++
calm furnace
gg
lunar zealot
ON FRAGILE.
wanton oracle
Next shop ull get paredolia or smth
calm furnace
Next shop ull get paredolia or smth
glass joker
acoustic kettle
Stay inside tomorrow
calm furnace
wait we have flush house and flush five why dont we have flush 4oak and flush 2pair ๐ค
acoustic kettle
Because 4oak can not be flush
wanton oracle
What does four fingers make 4oak wirh same suits
calm furnace
What does four fingers make 4oak wirh same suits
nothing
since 4oak is a higher hand
shell dagger
itโll make 5oak with 4 of the same shit into flush 5 though
calm furnace
its the same if you play 4oak with a 5th card of the same suit game will count it as 4oak not a flush
lost vault
What does four fingers make 4oak wirh same suits
flush four frfr
calm furnace
itโll make 5oak with 4 of the same shit into flush 5 though
4f makes 4oak a flush five?
wanton oracle
4f makes 4oak a flush five?
4 same card + 1 other card
calm furnace
4 same card + 1 other card
thats 4oak
lost vault
4f makes 4oak a flush five?
balatro player reading comprehension challenge (impossible)
lunar zealot
YES
calm furnace
balatro player reading comprehension challenge (impossible)
im just being lore accurate
lunar zealot
DNA ISNT BANNED ON FRAGILE????
lost vault
Why did you sell halucination just to get a non foil one back again
money
calm furnace
DNA ISNT BANNED ON FRAGILE????
apparently not
lunar zealot
Why did you sell halucination just to get a non foil one back again
gigantic first world problem to worry about +50 chips when i have a x19 canio
cryptid isn't banned????
quartz ember
kinda makes sense, its still fragile
lost vault
cryptid isn't banned????
why should it be
lunar zealot
oh hi chad nice of you to drop in
lost vault
bbc thinks hes the shit
wanton oracle
The challenge should be to survive with 52 cards
lost vault
anyway another foil
lunar zealot
bbc thinks hes the shit
how fucking dare you
lost vault
The challenge should be to survive with 52 cards
never cook again good god
calm furnace
The challenge should be to survive with 52 cards
tbf those challenges are not really that much of a challenge i see them as flavor style play
lost vault
how fucking dare you
didjt say he was wrong did i .^^.
calm furnace
goolden needle aside ofc
wanton oracle
never cook again good god
You can definitely beat fragile without adding more cards to the deck
lunar zealot
OH NOW YOU SHOW UP
FUCKIN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
that's genuinely the funniest thing
monolith seems really easy
just play lots of pairs
shell dagger
4f makes 4oak a flush five?
No because u donโt have 5 of one rank
lunar zealot
x25 canio
rt someone needs to check my pc
i got 3 souls in 3 consecutive runs
2 perkeos 1 canio
shell dagger
hackr
sonic sentinel
banger erosion (and other strong jokers)
calm furnace
lmao
lost vault
mmmidbuckler
imma be so real eggbuckler is such a mid synergy like thats two joker slots for some plus mult
lunar zealot
eggbuckler is a synergy
not all synergies are inherently good
some are good
trading card erosion is something i would consider highly worthwhile
some
aren't
off the top of my head
bloodstone/smeared is technically a synergy
lusty flax
lost vault
eggbuckler is a synergy
it is
but i feel oike people overhype itt
like
its just 3 mult per round gng is not even that serious
u get more value from a pair of trousers
calm furnace
eggbuckler is a synergy
you take what you get
acoustic kettle
It is a good mult scaler early and you can sell the egg to get better mult sources after
lunar zealot
Not if it's eggbuckler
I take what i get if what i get is good
and if it's eggbuckler than i am replacing that asap
lost vault
egg is better for dagger
it is
giftcard bucker js also mid
definitely better
but eh
lunar zealot
egg works unfathomably better with dagger
calm furnace
swash gift would be way better if swash developed the sense of self realization and counted itself
lunar zealot
dagger does what swash wishes it could do
hardy fable
who needs mult when you can get 250 chips
calm furnace
dagger does what swash wishes it could do
dagger is good i dont get the hate. especailly with rentals +2 per ante for 1$ is really affordable scaling
calm furnace
god i love dagger
same
lunar zealot
nobody hates dagger lol
calm furnace
lets see what i get
spare lake
gang riff raff gave me a nat negitive ๐ญ
lost vault
ok
calm furnace
could be fatter but i vagabonded
jaunty grove
random naneinf jumpscare (random seed)
zinc karma
random naneinf jumpscare (random seed)
In gs? Damn
unkempt idol
GREEN STAKE COMPLETED
exotic orchid
random naneinf jumpscare (random seed)
Damn on ante 15 too.
minor portal
is the ante 15 in the room with us
vale mist
yeehaw all new stickers
calm furnace
is the challenge here to get baited into playing straights?
unkempt idol
manic talon
I LOVE BLOODSTONE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
only use vagabond for like 3 antes, but its all worth
tacit oasis
Won jokerless! Iโd like to thank dr spectered for always believing in me and never giving up
Time for cruelty and then weโre off to get gold stickers for c++
whole storm
random naneinf jumpscare (random seed)
are there others ways to get naneinf other than baron mime?
tacit oasis
are there others ways to get naneinf other than baron mime?
Cryptid + observatory
shell dagger
cryptid is baron mime
tacit oasis
look it up on YouTube, balatro University has a video
Yeah BU has crunched the numbers on all possible naneinf ones
pale wolf
cryptid is baron mime
it could just be mime
whole storm
๐ซก
shell dagger
or stm
pale wolf
Yeah BU has crunched the numbers on all possible naneinf ones
I don't know about this, it's just that the numbers are there
lol
tacit oasis
cryptid is baron mime
I think not using cards to multiply but copying a shitton of pluto cards with obsevatory
pale wolf
oh yeah, that'll save one card
and I think with other setups it wouldn't even save any cards
shell dagger
i guess the one thing all methods have in common is hand size
pale wolf
stencil doesn't
or rather, perkeo ankh ecto
can you copy enough consumables with a non-baron build To do stencil naneinf?
or is that the only build that will survive long enough
shell dagger
so maybe 23 with perkeo using a slot
pale wolf
campfire naneinf
vocal rose
idol survives to ante 25
on plasma idol can survive until ante 28
pearl moss
it hurts seeing 40 more joker needs to be gold
and one of them is banana
and invisible
hardy fable
one more stake....
pearl moss
after that you can do the challenge
hardy fable
after that you can do the challenge
I'm doing c+ in order of the decks so I still have a lot of decks to gs but ye
gold gonna be helll
maybe I should get naninf again too
pearl moss
gold sticker is indeed
i am still missing about 40 jokers
yellow deck has been cosistent
i wanna ghost works but man its just a bit rng on the joker you want for that deck
obsidian patrol
i wanna ghost works but man its just a bit rng on the joker you want for that de...
You can always sell your hex
pearl moss
ew though
boreal atlas
Either a consumable or a voucher that clears debuffs would be insane
Or actually
If its a voucher, maybe it blocks debuffs
cloud sinew
Either a consumable or a voucher that clears debuffs would be insane
I don't think it would really be that insane
pale wolf
A voucher that entirely turns off debuff would be insane I think
cloud sinew
but either way I wouldn't like it
warm aspen
Hello
mental sparrow
Can anyone advise on a very specific scenario? I want the joker so bad but I can't think of any way of getting it
vale mesa
Can anyone advise on a very specific scenario? I want the joker so bad but I can...
cosmic rays
boreal atlas
I would like something that blocks or let's you change perishable/rental/eternal into different ones
pale wolf
Can anyone advise on a very specific scenario? I want the joker so bad but I can...
simply conjure up money
boreal atlas
The name escapes me
unreal iron
Can anyone advise on a very specific scenario? I want the joker so bad but I can...
credit card in the judgement in the arcana pack
on GOD
pale wolf
did you want somebody to slide you a few bucks from their run or something
warm aspen
i need some help qwith the cryptid mod
mental sparrow
did you want somebody to slide you a few bucks from their run or something
I just want it so bad ๐ญ
pale wolf
i need some help qwith the cryptid mod
isn't there a whole server for cryptid mod
unreal iron
you can win through ante 3 at LEAST with halfsies
fiery nymph
half joker is goated
warm aspen
isn't there a whole server for cryptid mod
idk man
mental sparrow
should I just get the voucher?
unreal iron
hell yeah
edgy isle
what do :c
pale wolf
isn't there a whole server for cryptid mod
holy shit cryptid server has 40k members
thats 1/4 this one
thats HUGE
vale mesa
cryptid sucks
but i feel like most ppl in the server don't actually like play it
idk im not in it
unreal iron
i dont think ive seen anyone be into cryptid like at all
pale wolf
I mean it's probably the same for this server
unreal iron
its such a chaotic mess in terms of game design
unreal iron
it sucks tho
pale wolf
i mean
hot plank
just got an eternal blueprint in the shop when i already have 5 eternal jokers, one of which being madness
AND theres an ankh in the spectral pack
distant thunder
๐
vale mesa
isn't that nice
hot plank
no ecto. which wouldn't have even mattered because i didnt have enough money for the spectral pack and blueprint
and then next reroll theres a temp AND a hermit
that doesnt even matter anyway idk why im caring
lost the run by 540 score ๐
rustic isle
9 min 23 sec, my fastest run
pale wolf
BRUNO MARS DROPPED
he's dead?
cedar shell
a song
pale wolf
posthumous song?
last geyser
BRUNO MARS DROPPED
๐ซ
pale wolf
oh
cedar shell
he just released a song today
pale wolf
bruno mars breakout hit as a vocalist was in prominent flat earther and rapper B.o.B.s song Nothin on You
cedar shell
dang that's a really cool fun fact
i wish i knew smth like that
but he's gonna drop an album next month, his first since 2016
exciteddd
pale wolf
i say bruno martian
this isnt balatro
besides his last name being mars
he's 4 of a kind :)
cedar shell
his last name is hernandez ๐
pale wolf
isnt he in extreme gambling debt
hardy fable
yes
cedar shell
that's why he's dropping
pale wolf
lmfao
cedar shell
a song
cedar shell
he put out die with a smile bc he knew it would hit number 1 and make him the money he needed for that gambling
pale wolf
he is a good singer but idk about getting excited for his music myself
wish the money went somewhere better
cedar shell
i get excited for his music because he's just a really talented artist
but i wish he was a bit of a better character
pale wolf
bruno mars is the kind of thing i get excited to see in something else i like
cedar shell
literally this
calm furnace
bruno venus is better and more reliable to draw
pale wolf
bruno pluto
cedar shell
reliable โ
better 
pale wolf
cedar shell
bruno mercury is broken af
calm furnace
reliability and consistency translates into better on the long run
but bruno mercury beats them all
cedar shell
the bruno mercury meta needs to be studied
calm furnace
i should make some cheesy balatro themed valentine cards next month
are you Pluto? because you are one of a kind
!
....
calm furnace
something something about venus something something mรฉnage
cedar shell
are you stuntman bc AHH WHY MY HANDS SMALL
safe venture
Discard until flush
cedar shell
ivy [#1 perkeo glazer]
pale wolf
i always figured stuntman is missing fingers
cedar shell
bc his stunts went wrong?
calm furnace
is 4F stuntman's hand?
hardy fable
I can't count so make sense
pale wolf
well, its the job
pale wolf
is 4F stuntman's hand?
no 4f isnt a missing finger
cedar shell
seems like he didn't do it well
safe venture
Discard until flush
pale wolf
its just a 4 fingered hand from birth
pale wolf
seems like he didn't do it well
hes like a daredevil type of stuntman not a movie stunt actor
safe venture
nah I lost it from doing a dangerous stunt
Was it discarding until flush
pale wolf
dangerous feats are the point
cedar shell
yeah but you're supposed to not lose your fingers doing it
pale wolf
it happens
safe venture
yeah but you're supposed to not lose your fingers doing it
Yeah it kinda happens
pale wolf
you cant predict the wind
safe venture
Manacle or something idfk
cedar shell
we do that all the time
safe venture
1-finger
hardy fable
hes like a daredevil type of stuntman not a movie stunt actor
idk i just know that when I look at the mirror I see the most handsome joker in the balatroverse
pale wolf
not on a minute by minute basis
cedar shell
ahh
pale wolf
one gust
unkempt idol
DISCARD UNTIL FLUSH ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
pale wolf
and you hit the side of the grand canyon
cedar shell
yeah but no if i was stuntman i wouldn't lose my fingers im just sayin
safe venture
# DISCARD UNTIL FLUSH ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
DISCARD UNTIL FLUSH
Discard until flush five??
pale wolf
if you were good at your job you'd live long enough to lose a few fingers
bad stuntmen quit
or die
cedar shell
i would not quit nor die nor lose my fingers
cedar shell
i'm simply like that
safe venture
DEBUFFED
pale wolf
Or get disabled
being disabled is badass
safe venture
Debuffed stuntman
pale wolf
everyone knows this
distant vault
Hi
cedar shell
dude i'm black, if i got disabled what if i just told ppl i got hit by the goad
debuffed
pale wolf
when you lose a finger you're less able to wear rings
calm furnace
its just a 4 fingered hand from birth
i thought its a reference to AI generated art
safe venture
when you lose a finger you're less able to wear rings
You also stop being able to play five of a kinds
manic talon
That would be more hands/fingers
cedar shell
why play five of a kind
pale wolf
That would be more hands/fingers
incorrect finger numbers is too
safe venture
why play five of a kind
Planet X is cool as shit
cedar shell
something something dr spectred something something straight from 4oak to ff
safe venture
Why wouldn't you play 5oak
calm furnace
how strong would be the psycic if its condition was to play a 5 cards hand to score
cedar shell
Planet X is cool as shit
planet x doesn't sound real
calm furnace
Why wouldn't you play 5oak
because you are one tarot away from unlocking a better hand in flush five
manic talon
incorrect finger numbers is too
Yea but more often AI makes more fingers than less fingers
safe venture
planet x doesn't sound real
IT'S STILL COOL โน๏ธ
safe venture
because you are one tarot away from unlocking a better hand in flush five
Touchรฉ
Which is better though
Flush house or flush five
cedar shell
flush five
calm furnace
tho 5oak has its moments sometimes you lack scoring jokers in ante 2 and a 5oak would clear the blind
manic talon
4 fingers is a staple in animations to make drawing every frame less painful, like the simpsons
calm furnace
tho 5oak has its moments sometimes you lack scoring jokers in ante 2 and a 5oak ...
at least it happens with me on erratic and im not finding mars levels i would sometimes play 5oak not to die
queen dock
Because bread tastes better than key
calm furnace
it starts at like 140x14 no?
manic talon
5oak starts at basically 2 levels higher than 4oak at base
queen dock
Doesn't it score like around 2,200 points
calm furnace
Doesn't it score like around 2,200 points
wait lemme check becauser 140x14 is less than 2k
oh its even less
its 120x12
140x14 is flush house
queen dock
That's five of a kind right not flush five
queen dock
Flush 5 I think is times 16 if I remember correctly
I cannot remember the chips off the top of my head
manic talon
If your 4oak level is 2 levels or more than your 5oal, theres kinda no reason to do 5oak
calm furnace
If your 4oak level is 2 levels or more than your 5oal, theres kinda no reason to...
yeah
as i said the only times i 5oak is to clutch a round on erratic deck
really no point building towards it
either go for 4oak or flush five
pale wolf
wait which hand is 5 of a kind again
manic talon
Unless you REALLY need that 5th card, which doesnt come up that often in ante 8, consistency by dropping said 5th card is just better
queen dock
It's okay if you like aren't going for any high score or anything
manic talon
Planet X
calm furnace
wait which hand is 5 of a kind again
planet x
queen dock
But I do agree flush 5 is much better
calm furnace
It's okay if you like aren't going for any high score or anything
yeah but 4oak is just more consistent
pale wolf
flush 5 is minimal effort away from 5oak with a much larger step in benefits
queen dock
And pears are even more consistent
pale wolf
i find pears mealy
calm furnace
and unless you have a very lucky seed, you most likely to have multiple 4oak hands in your deck than 5oaks
manic talon
if your build needs to play 4oak or 5oak, i think playing a pair would lose you the game
queen dock
Where is flush four smh
manic talon
Where is flush four smh
thats called 4oak
calm furnace
where is flush 2 pair
manic talon
a flush 2 pair is a flush
calm furnace
a flush 2 pair is a flush
ye ik
i had a pants run playing flushes today
it was so fun
pale wolf
a two plush
calm furnace
pants is an underrated flush joker
pale wolf
no
queen dock
I had this scary obelisk run yesterday
manic talon
4 fingers pair flush kinda goated
queen dock
Driver's license didn't do anything I just picked it up because it was my last shop
calm furnace
hidden lance
fuck you violent vessel
queen dock
wtf
I didn't have any money because I had to keep skipping and rerolling for something useful
But my highest played hand was flush at like ante two
manic talon
I had this scary obelisk run yesterday
madness-less madness run
queen dock
The run would have died next ante I ended up having to play at two pair into the boss blind resetting the multiplier on my triple obelisks luckily because of a lucky card it was just enough to win
pale wolf
blip
queen dock
I also lost my gold stake streak of 3 recently. It's not much of a streak though
tawdry burrow
game I'm not playing checkered
manic talon
shouldve played checkered smh
queen dock
I want to go for a gold stake streak of 10 to prove that I'm actually good at the game I think ghost and plasma are my best two decks
calm furnace
sold grimbo and kept teller hes so goated
he scaled +5 mult and gave me 60 dollars no joker can do that
hasty tendon
getting 4 gold stickers just w a madness ๐
calm furnace
this run is so goated
hasty tendon
oh no ๐ค
calm furnace
i only need hologram and its a win
nvm
bye bye marble
stone joker already at 200
mortal needle
Seeded run atm but what order should my jokers be in to get the max out of the reserved parking when I also have red-sealed gold cards?
I'm guessing brainstorm on parking and blueprint on mime or smth
Or both on mime so every card that's hit is guaranteed at least 3 money hits?
calm furnace
sometimes i really think i have a different version of balatro installed ๐ญ
time after time teller just carries
lunar zealot
i seriously thought blast off was gonna be harder than it was
calm furnace
only if it was immune to being perisheble
calm furnace
i seriously thought blast off was gonna be harder than it was
if you want a challenge lay goolden needle
why do i topye it like that
golden* needle
i think its the hardest run in the game
hardy fable
oh right you haven't played challenges yet
lunar zealot
duh lol
calm furnace
oh right you haven't played challenges yet
im doing them again now thanks to them
shell dagger
Seeded run atm but what order should my jokers be in to get the max out of the r...
both on parking
shell dagger
balance triggers and money effects
hardy fable
gn was harder I hated cruelty more
mortal needle
Ok
lunar zealot
more stencils
shell dagger
both on mime wouldnโt guarantee 3 money hits
lunar zealot
i dont even care about the answer i'm doing it anyway
shell dagger
it would average 3
shell dagger
both on parking
this averages 4.5
calm furnace
i forgot what it feels like having that extra discard ๐ญ
junior cave
i seriously thought blast off was gonna be harder than it was
Blastoff is only a struggle in the first few antes before Rocket can get good
I wish you good luck on the final 3 challenges
wintry ice
has 8 ball and cloud 9
"man this will be the best baron run ever"
calm furnace
has 8 ball and cloud 9
"man this will be the best baron run ever"
fr fr
i just had a lucky king that i deathed
then strengthrened the queens
and decided to go 4oak because of the family
then cloud9 and chad 8 came
not too late to pivot
lunar zealot
MY HERO
terse vale
space joker leveled up my pair 3 times in a row 
distant thunder
luckiest judgement ever
distant thunder
luckiest judgement ever
- starts run
- looks inside
- photochad
lunar zealot
i was sort of in danger of dying but at the same time not at all
serene forge
calm furnace
ok i no longer hate 8ball
rancid niche
Only 3 common jokers left to C++, the rest are rares and uncommons
I should've phrased that in a better way
jolly relic
i used a wraith just to get a yucky obelisk
rancid niche
YUCKY?
jolly relic
yes
rancid niche
TFYM YUCKY?
jolly relic
TFYM YUCKY?
yuck ๐คฎ
lunar zealot
i used a wraith just to get a yucky obelisk
wintry ice
makes bad decision
gets rewarded for it
complains
distant thunder
an invis joker is the cherry on the cake ๐ญ
jolly relic
I've grown my obelisk to something like 20x
yucky
jolly relic
maybe they rerolled so much that the next reroll costed 45 dollars
lunar zealot
It's a very powerful joker
if their only argument is it's yucky then don't engage
lmao
jolly relic
It's a very powerful joker
ur nose is growing more than any obelisk
lunar zealot
ur nose is growing more than any obelisk
that is the most fucking antisemitic thing i've read on this server
lunar zealot
i was joking before but damn
rancid niche
Especially on higher stakes, you usually spam pairs, you level up other hands to pivot to other hands ideally, then you get your obelisk online and you get big numbers
jolly relic
has this guy actually never heard of pinocchio
rancid niche
that is the most fucking antisemitic thing i've read on this server
What
calm furnace
ok i still have more lucky triggers on a 4oak of 8ball than 8ball triggers noway that shit is 1/4
release the source code ๐ญ
rancid niche
ur nose is growing more than any obelisk
Nuh uh uh
jolly relic
that is the most fucking antisemitic thing i've read on this server
what an idiot
rancid niche
if their only argument is it's yucky then don't engage
Flowerpot is yucky
lunar zealot
if you didn't actually mean to say something antisemitic then i highly suggest changing your vocabulary
calling me an idiot doesn't help by the by
jolly relic
if you didn't actually mean to say something antisemitic then i highly suggest c...
what are you talking about
you actual fucking idiot
rancid niche
if you didn't actually mean to say something antisemitic then i highly suggest c...
Dude it was about me being a liar like pinocchio
lunar zealot
you sure?
frank grove
yeah i read that like a pinocchio joke, not in an antisemetic way?
red thistle
space joker leveled up my pair 3 times in a row <:balatroheart:11395247702081536...
Homestuck.
rancid niche
Yeah lol chillout
jolly relic
god i've probably been on twitter too long
yeah lmao !! shut up
lunar zealot
shrug emoji
rancid niche
Nobody's being antisemitic over a silly card game arguement
calm furnace
3rd try
lunar zealot
Nobody's being antisemitic over a silly card game arguement
people have been transphobic so i wouldn't rule it out
I still have a screenshot of some guy in my dms lmaoo
calm furnace
ok 2 lucky triggers 2 tarots this hand
wintry ice
oh boy
rancid niche
people have been transphobic so i wouldn't rule it out
That's so dumb
red thistle
i feel like i've done nothing the whole day
jolly relic
i feel like i've done nothing the whole day
yeah maybe read a book or something
lunar zealot
wintry ice
read deez or whatever
jolly relic
how can you be a real person and not know what pinocchio is
red thistle
read deez or whatever
Deez what ma'am.
lunar zealot
how can you be a real person and not know what pinocchio is
getting oddly pressed over a misunderstanding which i already said was my bad
wintry ice
cashews
calm furnace
place bets what do i get more lucky tirggers or 8ball triggers
rancid niche
DEEZ NUTS gottem
terse vale
yeah maybe read a book or something
hop off lmao
lunar zealot
idk if you should be ragebaiting if you get grudges/mad this easily
calm furnace
3 20+ mult shots 1 money shot and 3 tarots
lunar zealot
like again i am sorry
calm furnace
so far lucky triggers are outperforming 8ball triggers 2 to 1
wintry ice
girl is just bathing in 1 mistake
rancid niche
like again i am sorry
Don't say sorry that's yucky
terse vale
Homestuck.
One of my friends started reading it and its so funny
jolly relic
getting oddly pressed over a misunderstanding which i already said was my bad
you were JUST bashing me for something that wasnt even happening all cause youre an idiot and no you didnt say it was your bad you just said shrug emoji and blamed it on twitter
red thistle
CHOKING him.
lunar zealot
Don't say sorry that's yucky
rancid niche
CHOKING him.
Awwww I had a cat just like that but he was black
jolly relic
idk if you should be ragebaiting if you get grudges/mad this easily
what
rancid niche
Awwww I had a cat just like that but he was black
@lunar zealot Talking about a cat so that's okay
lunar zealot
<@508152245439954945> Talking about a cat so that's okay
๐ญ
calm furnace
this one 3 lucky card triggers and 1 8ball
lunar zealot
you were JUST bashing me for something that wasnt even happening all cause youre...
i mean i'm sorry?? what else do you want me to say
lunar zealot
generally people tend to come here and have bad moral standings anyway
rancid niche
I should stop
red thistle
Does this chat know when to stop arguing about something pointless.
lunar zealot
this is backed from personal experience of more than a few people here
jolly relic
generally people tend to come here and have bad moral standings anyway
not me cause im awesome
jolly relic
not me cause im awesome
/normal
red thistle
not me cause im awesome
Egotistical but sure.
jolly relic
that sounds like a minecraft command
what
lunar zealot
Egotistical but sure.
I literally call myself the hottest balatro player
jolly relic
Egotistical but sure.
????
terse vale
this is backed from personal experience of more than a few people here
I remember that guy who had KKK in his name (Darkkk) and started getting defensive instead of just changing the name
lunar zealot
now i think you're being pressed bruv
lunar zealot
I remember that guy who had KKK in his name (Darkkk) and started getting defensi...
I mean to play devil's advocate
terse vale
ohhh
wintry ice
when using 1 mess up to demoralize someone doesn't work
lunar zealot
Never attribute to malice what is adequately explained by stupidity
terse vale
TRUE
jolly relic
ew
rancid niche
when using 1 mess up to demoralize someone doesn't work
Yeah my girlfriend tried to pull that move on me
lunar zealot
pov: the 8'2 178 lbs guy walks into the same room as y/n
red thistle
pov: the 8'2 178 lbs guy walks into the same room as y/n
I hated it so much when my ig feed was full of thst trend.
rancid niche
how to basic ahh floor
"Elite ball knowledge" ahh comment
red thistle
That's the least obvious sarcasm i've ever seen.
jolly relic
is there balatro on roblox
calm furnace
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOWAY 8BALL chance is 1/4
tranquil cedar
"Elite ball knowledge" ahh comment
some mf said ""Elite ball knowledge" ahh comment"
calm furnace
at the end of the run i had 2 chads
playing 4oak
lucky card triggers were at least 4x more common per chand than 8ball triggers
red thistle
is there balatro on roblox
Steam game gets famous
Random roblox dev:
tranquil cedar
lucky card triggers were at least 4x more common per chand than 8ball triggers
next run you're gonna proc every single wheel (and then fail)
rancid niche
some mf said ""Elite ball knowledge" ahh comment"
respect to the person that said "some mf said "Elite ball knowledge" ahh comment"
jolly relic
ooh balatro obby
calm furnace
only one had i had equal lucky and 8ball triggers
jolly relic
i cant play it ๐
tranquil cedar
respect to the person that said "some mf said "Elite ball knowledge" ahh comment...
we got Jimbo roasting his own balatros now
calm furnace
i had a run a long time ago with chad + 8ball + lucky cards and i thought i was tripping because i had way more lucky triggers.
today i had an entire run just 8ball playing 4oak of 8s
lunar zealot
I leave for 2 minutes and this channel has turned to brainrot
compact bay
@gentle basalt What is this "knock knock" operation you're talking about?
tranquil cedar
I leave for 2 minutes and this channel has turned to brainrot
lmaoooooo
rancid niche
we got Jimbo roasting his own balatros now
We got Jimbo roasting his own balatros before gta 6!!
calm furnace
we need the source code we need the truth behind 8ball
unless i really suck at math and 1/15 is actually more common than 1/4
tranquil cedar
We got Jimbo roasting his own balatros before gta 6!!
i used to play balatro when I was 6. now im 7 and came back to remember my childhood
compact bay
We got Jimbo roasting his own balatros before gta 6!!
I just want a Balatro update before GTA VI
rancid niche
we need the source code we need the truth behind 8ball
I think I saw a post on reddit talking about the source code and how to expose it
I don't know if that's legal or even ethical
tranquil cedar
unless i really suck at math and 1/15 is actually more common than 1/4
na cus 15 is greater than 4 ๐ง ๐ง ๐ง ๐ง ๐ง
wintry ice
ooh balatro obby
balatro obelisk
jolly relic
ew obelisk
calm furnace
I don't know if that's legal or even ethical
lying about 8ball probability is not ethical either
compact bay
Ewww
rancid niche
i used to play balatro when I was 6. now im 7 and came back to remember my child...
Because balatro tastes better than key
jolly relic
should i play giga mansion tycoon or mutate or lose fish
rancid niche
should i play giga mansion tycoon or mutate or lose fish
Quarantine zone demo
Play that
It's fun
lunar zealot
what are any of these games
jolly relic
Quarantine zone demo
what
lunar zealot
back in my day
rancid niche
Super fun
lunar zealot
we had jailbreak and lumber tycoon 2
jolly relic
what are any of these games
idk im just on the featured thing or whatevee
rancid niche
BACK IN MY DAY
jolly relic
idk
calm furnace
i wanna start super mario rpg remake but i keep booting up balalatro
rancid niche
I used to play medal of honor
jolly relic
we had jailbreak and lumber tycoon 2
i was so good at lumber tycoon 2
until some cheater flung all of my wood away
ancient burrow
Scored my first flush five in my last run
calm furnace
I used to play medal of honor
hello unc
jolly relic
it doesnt exist
jolly relic
Are you on pc?
no
wintry ice
back in my day the ceo didn't make a comment about predators being an opportunity
jolly relic
It's on steam
oh im on roblox
tranquil cedar
Because balatro tastes better than key
calm furnace
btw did any balatro inspired game end up being good? i remember someone developing a mahjong balatro style game but i havent tried it
tranquil cedar
back in my day the ceo didn't make a comment about predators being an opportunit...
jolly relic
btw did any balatro inspired game end up being good? i remember someone developi...
balatro obby
calm furnace
balatro obby
whats that
wintry ice
btw did any balatro inspired game end up being good? i remember someone developi...
there's dungeons and degenerate gamblers
tranquil cedar
there's dungeons and degenerate gamblers
PEAK
jolly relic
whats that
balatro obby
tranquil cedar
whats that
it's in the name
calm furnace
there's dungeons and degenerate gamblers
oh looks cool adding to wishlist
calm furnace
_it's in the name_
i googled it and got regular balatro
tranquil cedar
i googled it and got regular balatro
lmao
calm furnace
i tried luck to be landlord its nice but not as addictive
wintry ice
obby is short for roblox obstacle course
tranquil cedar
i tried luck to be landlord its nice but not as addictive
some guy around here posted screenshots of lbal on #๐ใปoff-topic
looks nice
they used to do that I haven't seen any in a while
jolly relic
horse plinko tycoon
tranquil cedar
horse walks in
jolly relic
address me
cedar shell
SPOILERS, balatrodle in 4
calm furnace
SPOILERS, balatrodle in 4
today was easy
cedar shell
it was my first time doing baltrodle
jolly relic
cart ride into a femboy
calm furnace
it was my first time doing baltrodle
you need to pick a better starter
start with a common
this way you elimante a lot of choices
and work your way from there
cedar shell
i didnt know how to play so i picked my favorite non legendary
distant thunder
new high score :D
tranquil cedar
new high score :D
that's a whole lotta numbers
distant thunder
numbr go brrr
tranquil cedar
there's gotta be at least 12 chips in there
ancient gyro
obby is short for roblox obstacle course
did someone say obby licks ๐ ๐ฃ๏ธ
jolly relic
that's a whole lotta numbers
11
wanton oracle
I have a lil risky joker layout
jolly relic
should i play subnautica or subnautica
ancient gyro
terraria
cedar shell
thats tough
tranquil cedar
should i play subnautica or subnautica
Subnautica implies the existence of Topnautica
jolly relic
will you watch me play it