🕹・game-discussion

[faint birch]

holy shit

[signal frigate]

I'm Mr Damn

Because Damn I'm Single

[royal bobcat]

i literally added the comma so you wouldn't make this joke

and you still did it

[proper bronze]

funny man? what about funny woman

[obsidian patrol]

😭

[lunar zealot]

i've played patapon

[faint birch]

oh right this is a balatro chat

[red thistle]

According to instagram that isn't possible.

[signal frigate]

The holy Baron pivot frfr

[faint birch]

fucked up

[lunar zealot]

list of things i've gotten from being a discord egirl:

[proper bronze]

according to poopy heads

[obsidian patrol]

i wish

[faint birch]

do i count as a discord egirl

i guess i do

[paper night]

go test it out ig

[proper bronze]

do you attract lots of women too

[faint birch]

no

[red thistle]

We went very off topic.

[lunar zealot]

balatro
fallout 4
hades 2
patapon
deep rock galactic
webfishing
don't starve together

[royal bobcat]

as we should

[paper night]

then its a maybe

[red thistle]

No.

[obsidian patrol]

Why arent you playing hades 2 at this very moment

[faint birch]

oh right someone's getting me hades 2 for christmas

[paper night]

i drove off the topic and my brakes are braking

[faint birch]

yeah im an egirl.

[royal bobcat]

i got one (1 (a singular)) month of nitro from being an eboy

[lunar zealot]

mental health issues

[proper bronze]

i can't treat you seriously when you have this silly fucking pfp

[faint birch]

real

[paper night]

ok yep u count

[cosmic sun]

fallout 4 and drg 💔 🥀

[faint birch]

i can make this worse

[obsidian patrol]

whats wrong with drg

[lunar zealot]

let me get one fucking thing clear

[royal bobcat]

out of the two games i got for free, none of them were because i'm a cute eboy sadly

[signal frigate]

What about me?

[royal bobcat]

and i try, too

[cosmic sun]

Actually a lot but if I go over it the sun will explode

[royal bobcat]

do u have advice

[calm furnace]

GAME FORCES ME TO PLAY FLUSHES

[red thistle]

Wdym, can't you see how serious i am.

[signal frigate]

I would like Silksong

[faint birch]

estrogen?

[royal bobcat]

teach me your ways kami

[faint birch]

already got it

[royal bobcat]

see i thought about it

[signal frigate]

You look wise

[royal bobcat]

but no

[faint birch]

yeah then we cant help

[lunar zealot]

i think that drg is one of the most fulfilling and fun games i've played

[signal frigate]

Damn, I gotta finish Hollow Knight

[proper bronze]

that's the silliest thing i've ever saw in my life

[lunar zealot]

for the first 150 hours

[cosmic sun]

obama if he was in hazbin hotel

[paper night]

quick
on the scale of 1 to naneinf, how unserious u are

[proper bronze]

nah naneinf isn't enough

[royal bobcat]

2,781e235

[cosmic sun]

And then you meet the lovely community and its figureheads right

[faint birch]

most of the gifts i get are from zuma from paw patrol actually

[cosmic sun]

Right?

[paper night]

great answer

[faint birch]

huh

[fading cobalt]

I am just getting fucked by this game bro

[paper night]

oh no
anyways

[fading cobalt]

Luck is actually fucking me

[eternal anchor]

Ante 1 rental or Idol?

[signal frigate]

Invisigal, you have a task to do, why you logged in on Balatro bro

[proper bronze]

john balatro be taunting

[royal bobcat]

the issue is that when youre an eboy you have to rely on other men to buy u stuff cuz women aren't down bad enough to send u shit

[red thistle]

Skill issue.

[lunar zealot]

burnt

[signal frigate]

Either one fucks you up, I think burnt is slightly better

[royal bobcat]

which i think creates an issue in the meta

[faint birch]

burnt is too good to pass up

[fading cobalt]

I'm too pissed off for you to be ragebaiting me rn

[lunar zealot]

burnt pays for itself

just sell it

if you need to

[red thistle]

Damn.

[signal frigate]

Just be a femboy

[royal bobcat]

burnt is spaceman for the unlucky

[faint birch]

this is not true they're just more rare

let me tell you

assuming you're wearing a skirt its easier

[royal bobcat]

well i would be a femboy

in fact i kind of am

but shhh

[faint birch]

right let me teach you some secrets

[royal bobcat]

we don't talk about it here

[lunar zealot]

'would be'

[red thistle]

Can you please take the egg cracking to #🃏・off-topic

[faint birch]

oh ok guess not

[faint birch]

can people stop telling me this

[fading cobalt]

Bro how is this relevant to balatro

Is there a joker thats a femboy??

[royal bobcat]

i am very much not an egg

[lunar zealot]

nothing we do is truly relevant to anything

[faint birch]

yeah he's a guy

[royal bobcat]

yes, andrew

[proper bronze]

egg cracking? like perishable egg?

[lunar zealot]

we are cursed an uninteresting life

[red thistle]

And you didn't abide? Rude.

[signal frigate]

Well now there's a chance someone here will raid your dm's

[royal bobcat]

thank you for your gender affirming words i appreciate it

[signal frigate]

I'm fairly sure Perkeo counts as one??

No, that's not right

[royal bobcat]

no

[paper night]

we would be cursed if it wasnt for jimbo

[faint birch]

listen i lock in when it comes to egg cracking im just saying

[eternal anchor]

this is what I get for wanting to level up Pair

[red thistle]

Someone told me the saying "egg cracked" is sometimes referred to people transitioning.

[signal frigate]

Trying to appeal to others leads to unhappiness

Live the life you wanna live

[fading cobalt]

Greed

[royal bobcat]

le greed

[signal frigate]

You win this I think

[obsidian patrol]

top 10 egg_irl memes to make you the coolest redditor in the group chat

[signal frigate]

Actually no, debuffed

[eternal anchor]

377 + 212 = 589

[signal frigate]

I forgot that's a thing

[fading cobalt]

If I try that in this economy I'll become broke and homeless. Thats not how life works

[faint birch]

why do we keep talking about reddit

[signal frigate]

Did I say you should not get a fuckin job?

[royal bobcat]

imagine my parents opening an amazon box and its a bunch of thigh high socks

how do i explain

[red thistle]

It's the most revolting place in media.

[royal bobcat]

erm actually

[fading cobalt]

You implied it

[royal bobcat]

twitter exists

[cosmic sun]

say it's for them

[signal frigate]

Well I didn't say it

[fading cobalt]

You kinda did tho

[fading cobalt]

Not having a job is the life I wanna live

[signal frigate]

What I mean is, live the path of happiness that you can achieve

[eternal anchor]

You're the one who should be opening the packages you order

[fading cobalt]

And you encouraged that

[eternal anchor]

lol

[signal frigate]

That's a you problem

[cosmic sun]

that sub got nuked didn't it?

thank god

[royal bobcat]

why diss banksy like that what did he do

[red thistle]

I heard you can't post images there.

[fading cobalt]

How is it my fault for my country having fucked economy

[green meteor]

Let’s kill all of reddit

[signal frigate]

If they don't accept you for who you are then yikes, otherwise, talk it out

They'll understand

[red thistle]

You said that's the life you want to live though.

[cosmic sun]

reddit is culturally compromised ong

[red thistle]

Not that it's something outside of your ability to change.

[cosmic sun]

ready player one ahhh moderators

[signal frigate]

What this guy said

Taking what I said at face value doesn't really help

[fading cobalt]

I can be jobless but then I become broke and homeless

[green meteor]

I forgot what ready player one’s about

Explain?

[cosmic sun]

oh I have the perfect video

[obsidian patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg

[signal frigate]

Something something, important artifact worth millions

[fading cobalt]

Its a massive downside not worth taking even if I would be temporarily happy by not having to go to a shit ass job that makes me depressed

[cosmic sun]

beat me to the punch.

[proper bronze]

no way sherlock

[obsidian patrol]

early bird gets da worm

[proper bronze]

sherlock homeless

[red thistle]

Responsibilities are something everyone goes through.

[royal bobcat]

fan service: the movie (several years before the mineraft one)

[fading cobalt]

Read the context of the conversation bro you shouldn't be saying this to ME

[fading cobalt]

Woah really??

[cosmic sun]

I am SO glad people are finally getting tired of the fake nostalgia

[fading cobalt]

I didn't know that it's almost like the whole point of life

[obsidian patrol]

minecraft movie isnt even fan service its just kind of minecraft

[royal bobcat]

what fake nostalgia

[calm furnace]

gold stake balatro is such an easy game
you play flushes and you just win

[fading cobalt]

Having responsibilities

[royal bobcat]

WHAT FAKE NOSTALGIA

[red thistle]

What i mean is, saying that you want to live comfortably without a job is incredibly unrealistic and out of touch for this age.

[royal bobcat]

pwease :3

[proper bronze]

just find a job that you will like

[red thistle]

Atleast eventually.

[calm furnace]

stream balatro

spread the word of the flush

[fading cobalt]

I would have to be older and that takes time for being in school for it

[signal frigate]

Man, you're one of the few people that actually gets scared of a Job Application

[royal bobcat]

i don't want not to work

the issue is that my work will always be undervalued and sucked by another person for his money

[fading cobalt]

??

[proper bronze]

make videos about balatro

[calm furnace]

commie cat

[fading cobalt]

Its not scary its just fucking annoying

[signal frigate]

Make the most out of a shitty situation, even if it's brief, it's better than getting drowned by depression

[cosmic sun]

the extreme obsession with the 80s/old pop culture in media and the consumerism and culture it creates in the modern day

[barren wigeon]

got the balatrodle in 7

[fading cobalt]

Having to be in a depressing 9-5 job at 17 is shitty

[royal bobcat]

hey it's called character consistency

[latent egret]

dookie

[fading cobalt]

While also going to school

[barren wigeon]

no thanks I dont like green day

[royal bobcat]

thats why i work for the stateeeee

[obsidian patrol]

no thanks i dont like johnny test

[royal bobcat]

yeah i do have a job THATS RIGHT

[latent egret]

go into academia and delay the need for a job by as much as 8 years !

[cosmic sun]

what did you say....

[royal bobcat]

betcha didn't think i did

[cosmic sun]

[royal bobcat]

[obsidian patrol]

dookie is the name of the DOG

you would know that if you were a real fan

[barren wigeon]

you said you dont like Johnny Test though

[cosmic sun]

what did you say

[proper bronze]

john test? was he the prototype of the john?

[barren wigeon]

shame to you and your ancestors

[obsidian patrol]

its over

i got caught

[cosmic sun]

yea I kinda watched the entire show as a kid

[proper bronze]

or did he invent testing

what did he test

[clear mulch]

john

[cosmic sun]

the whip crack thing is also a mainstay

[royal bobcat]

who takes crack?

[proper bronze]

john backflip

[cosmic sun]

whip

[royal bobcat]

i think im out of the loop chat

[cosmic sun]

@obsidian patrol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHcspKjICg did you watch this

[royal bobcat]

i was revealing i had a job

and then

[proper bronze]

hi

[latent egret]

keep it balatro challenge

[cosmic sun]

insanely goated video tbh

[royal bobcat]

i saw a whip emoji

[clear mulch]

hi

[latent egret]

level impossible

[clear mulch]

this is #🕹・game-discussion who said i have to talk about the game

[obsidian patrol]

Yeah

[proper bronze]

how are you sweetheart

[obsidian patrol]

It was funny

[clear mulch]

fine thank you

[cosmic sun]

its about knowing ball

😛

life is a game

[proper bronze]

that's so true

[clear mulch]

balatro genocide route is so boring

[proper bronze]

you just have to discuss the game not tall about it

[cosmic sun]

weird route >

[barren wigeon]

its under the balatro thingamabobber and theres a channel that says other games

[proper bronze]

aaaeeeuuh don't kill me plz

[barren wigeon]

oh nevermind thats for other games that r good

[red thistle]

I suppose we'll be back to balalaing.

[cosmic sun]

no

but I opened up the game

[royal bobcat]

floppa

[proper bronze]

gay

[clear mulch]

i love gay

[royal bobcat]

where r all the wokes

[clear mulch]

🙋‍♂️

[proper bronze]

woke balatro

[red thistle]

Balatro gone too woke.

[proper bronze]

🙋

[clear mulch]

good

[cosmic sun]

chai tea?

hello?

[royal bobcat]

balatro has always been woke

[vale shale]

Alright alright. 1 take gold stake run any deck. What deck we thinking bout.

[proper bronze]

it's never 'too' woke

[calm furnace]

whats the most woke planet card

[barren wigeon]

wow that's so many useless blueprints and brainstorms

[royal bobcat]

painted

[calm furnace]

painted

[proper bronze]

they're gay

[royal bobcat]

calling gay people useless are you?

[barren wigeon]

good for them

[vale shale]

Alright alright. Let's see if we win.

[calm furnace]

do venus build

and win

[barren wigeon]

no

[royal bobcat]

painted can even be funny and do full house

[barren wigeon]

only blueprints and brainstorms copying nothing

[calm furnace]

full house is just venus with extra steps

[royal bobcat]

okay but i've already pictured you as the racist soyjack and i as the chad wojack so you lost

[clear mulch]

yeah good for me

[proper bronze]

you're getting calnceled

[barren wigeon]

opposite day

[proper bronze]

on twitter

[barren wigeon]

ggs i win

[royal bobcat]

can i send my mildly on topic risk of rain 2 trans gif

wait no i cant tenor is disabled here

[proper bronze]

no it's thanksgiving

[barren wigeon]

i think you mean x, the everything app

[royal bobcat]

"🪞" ahh response

i respect it

sadly, this isn't kindergarten

but i respect the hustle, warrior

[clear mulch]

i will stop deadnaming twitter when elon musk stops deadnaming her daughter

[lunar zealot]

vagabond vampire synergy

[royal bobcat]

elona musk

[lunar zealot]

they called me a madman

[barren wigeon]

wow youre comparing yourself to Elon Musk

[calm furnace]

driver licence vampire synergy >>>>

[royal bobcat]

hi kami

[proper bronze]

that's his wife

[barren wigeon]

if you want i guess

[royal bobcat]

i already saw you

why do i say hi again

[clear mulch]

no, hes married to trump

[royal bobcat]

is he stupid??

[clear mulch]

yaoi

[royal bobcat]

please answer

[royal bobcat]

toxic yaoi*

[proper bronze]

no yaoi only yuri

[clear mulch]

yeah, elon found out about trumps relationship wirh clinton

[barren wigeon]

woah no politics in game discussion channel

back to balala people

[clear mulch]

genderbending in process...

[royal bobcat]

i would post a meme but i would get absolutely nuked out of this server

[barren wigeon]

lets discuss photochad like good little balatro players

[proper bronze]

tho what happens if brainstorm finds out about blueprint's relationship with

[clear mulch]

describe

[calm furnace]

chat is this the most OP joker setup in the game

[royal bobcat]

balatrolitics are banned

[clear mulch]

no

[proper bronze]

green joker

i hit enter too early

[clear mulch]

hey im here you know

[calm furnace]

how come

[red thistle]

Where's the constellation barry.

[proper bronze]

i'm just kidding!!!

[calm furnace]

bad synergy with this setup

[royal bobcat]

that one meme with a horse in front 2 corridors leading back into a single corridor and it's written "the illusion of free choice" at the end. except i cant say what the captions are

[proper bronze]

where's the dna

[tardy solar]

I have like a square joker but it has a x10 thing but there's like a joker that gives x.25 mult for each card I add. Do I replace the square joker or na

[red thistle]

You know you're lying, barry.

[royal bobcat]

barry

[twin lantern]

I'd say I'm around early-mid game is this good?

[calm furnace]

gg

[clear mulch]

where am i

[royal bobcat]

if someone says no they're lying

[red thistle]

Swap with lusty.

[faint birch]

red stake? yeah it's a wrap

[calm furnace]

gold stake thats a wrap

[royal bobcat]

you don't rly need lusty do you? how big is your green joker

[red thistle]

Neon genesis eva.

[faint birch]

like lusty is gone gone fr

[calm furnace]

just go groker banner mercury brainrot

[brazen mango]

Every balatro seed is winnable except for the once’s I lose at

[austere escarp]

losing my mind on this ramen

[red thistle]

This chat ain't big enough for the two of us bud.

[clear mulch]

eva reference (me)

[royal bobcat]

i only drink pipeline punch because bisexual stereotypes are real and i enforce them

[clear mulch]

(narcissism)

[twin lantern]

🐈🥀

[clear mulch]

🐱🐱

[proper bronze]

that's way better

[red thistle]

Bisexuals are EVIL.

[royal bobcat]

chat my brain might be cooked lowq

[proper bronze]

meow

[clear mulch]

meow

[calm furnace]

just needs drivers licence for that 0x mult

[red thistle]

Do you want to know how i reached this conclusion. @royal bobcat

[clear mulch]

❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

[red thistle]

Who do you think is the most famous anime bisexual character.

[royal bobcat]

go ahead

[proper bronze]

twitter user?

[royal bobcat]

jojo?

all of them?

[obsidian patrol]

Which one

[red thistle]

Dio.

[obsidian patrol]

Ok

Yeah

[royal bobcat]

close

[proper bronze]

i'm not bisexual but i am evil what do yoi say about that

[obsidian patrol]

Jolyne is the most bisexual jojo though

[clear mulch]

lesbians are evil then

[red thistle]

Kinda fucked up ngl.

[clear mulch]

wait im evil too then

[royal bobcat]

i like how you don't even disagree

i never watched jojo

[red thistle]

Dio slept with like 10 women and had a thing for 3 men minimum.

[proper bronze]

that's homophobic, brainstorm

[obsidian patrol]

He aint a jojo bro

[clear mulch]

i call it friendly fire

[obsidian patrol]

No i dont care how he has jonathans body

[red thistle]

He has the body tho.

[red thistle]

Yes you do.

[obsidian patrol]

They are incredibly gay

[calm furnace]

what if the jonathan body is what made him like men?

[proper bronze]

how do you have a picture of me

[obsidian patrol]

Good theory

[lunar zealot]

i love bbc so fucking much

don't mind the x5 vampire

[red thistle]

Look behind you.

[lunar zealot]

OH NOW YOU SHOW UP

BITCH

[proper bronze]

my pillow is behind me

[calm furnace]

i need a waterproof phone so i can play balatro while cleaning the dishes

[lunar zealot]

why does pants keep ragebaiting me bro

[proper bronze]

that's john balatro not pants

[red thistle]

YO MAMA was using them.

[proper bronze]

and while swimming

i love my underdogwater balatro

i love my wife

[cerulean flare]

holy combo

[calm furnace]

ugh wtf if i make balatro fullscreen on mac i cant alt tab to other apps

[proper bronze]

oh then just don't play balatro

problem solved

[tardy solar]

Creepy ass setup

[proper bronze]

no se descubrió

[tardy solar]

I'm always mocked for being Mexican

[proper bronze]

no i just know spanisg

spanish

[vale shale]

We won.

Ancient jokaer.

[deft panther]

Now do green deck

[vale shale]

Btw I haven't lost a painted deck from anyone of my 1 take gold stake runs.

[proper bronze]

that's me

[vale shale]

Nope. It's on cool down.

Probably later I can do another.

[deft panther]

Start with it next time

[proper bronze]

blue deck

[vale shale]

But you gotta be there to suggest it to me.

I need to say the magic words then the first person to tell me a deck is what I'm gonna play.

[deft panther]

Green Deck

[proper bronze]

blue

[deft panther]

Wait those weren't the magic words

Were they

[potent adder]

Another one

[proper bronze]

that's my 2 wifes

[deft panther]

Goodbye duo

Ditch the hanging charles

Don't listen to me I'm a noob

Sell a brainstorm for invis for a chance of another brainstorm

[proper bronze]

what is this genius talking about

[vale shale]

You should sell rocket for invis joker

[deft panther]

Synergy

[vale shale]

Amazing.

How'd you even squoker pants and both discard jokers with delgrat.

[proper bronze]

awesome

[faint birch]

hot damn that's a fine looking voucher for your flush build

[deft panther]

What

[potent adder]

Fr

[faint birch]

square joker pants and discard jokers with delayed gratification

[deft panther]

My strategy was to play four cards and not discard

[faint birch]

yeah it's a good strategy and the econ goes hard

2pair aint hard to get either so it's fun

[deft panther]

I think I lost that run

Can't remember that was a few days ago

[fading cobalt]

Dude I took constellation and have found THREE planets and its been 3 antes

[vale shale]

You got a synergizing duo and trio.

[potent adder]

Oh hello

[faint birch]

this is always so fucking funny to me

like thanks man really helpful

[proper bronze]

hi

[vale shale]

I mean. 1 dollar profit

[faint birch]

is it? only some of the time

it puts me down an interest

[fading cobalt]

True

[proper bronze]

yeah 2 rounds after you buy it

cause it costs 1 dollar

[potent adder]

Chad team

[proper bronze]

im so confident it wasn't intentional

[deft panther]

Backseat please

[proper bronze]

lesbian chad team

[hasty harness]

levels?

[deft panther]

Only levelled pairs once so far

[latent egret]

scholar is ass

[hasty harness]

id take planet and buffoon + blue joker probably

blue for scholar

[deft panther]

I only had it for ante 1

[latent egret]

it has its place but round 6 aint it

[deft panther]

Now with blue joker and banner + my two +Mult jokers I one shot the blind

Let's frickin' go

[latent egret]

you need some scaling desperately

[deft panther]

You're right

[latent egret]

or maybe some steel with fist

[deft panther]

Clearly I should start adding a ton of cards to my deck to scale blue joker

[latent egret]

this aint balatrodle, blue joker isnt scaling

[deft panther]

Sorry I had thought the joker emote at the end of that would convey my sarcasm a little more

[latent egret]

and my use of « aint » too

[potent tree]

good morning balatronians

[deft panther]

Now my pair is level 5

[pale wolf]

@white zodiac

[potent tree]

if you had shortcut free straightflush

[proper bronze]

good morning it's 10 pm for me

[latent egret]

since you have decent econ you can try and find a blue seal

[deft panther]

With these jokers I'd play a flush

[potent tree]

hk?

[proper bronze]

?

[white zodiac]

[potent tree]

hongkong

or somewhere about that region

[latent egret]

philipines

[potent tree]

utc+8 or smth

[latent egret]

i would guess

[potent tree]

i'm utc-5 i think

wherever american est is

[proper bronze]

yeah close enough

i'm in russia

[latent egret]

zamn

[fading cobalt]

1/7 chance for cards to be drawn face down has happened more times than the 1/4 chance that wheel hits

[potent tree]

doesn't that country span like 12 timezones

[proper bronze]

they're both the wheel

[fading cobalt]

Lmao

[proper bronze]

13 i think

[potent tree]

you'll absolutely love xray vision

[fading cobalt]

Is that a mod?

[potent tree]

challenge deck

[acoustic kettle]

1/7 for 8 cards vs 1/4 for one proc

[deft panther]

A what should I sell for the brainstorm

[potent tree]

misprint

[fading cobalt]

Yeah the amount of times I get cards drawn face down still outweighs the amount of times wheel hits

[proper bronze]

literally anything

[potent adder]

How dare you

[white zodiac]

mister print

[deft panther]

I am not in a committed relationship with the brainstorm you might be biased

I'll sell the misprint

[proper bronze]

one of us has to go😔

[potent tree]

at eva

[potent adder]

😔

[potent tree]

should sell chad fr ong

useless copying jokers better than sending one off

[proper bronze]

yeah double yuri is better

[hasty harness]

unless u have glass chad really isnt doing much

[jagged valve]

What do I doo

[deft panther]

Wheel just polychrome the brainstorm let's frickin' go

[potent tree]

plus 0 direct scoring enhancement jokers

[jagged valve]

I don't have any deck fixing towards twos

[potent tree]

epic win

[potent tree]

your wee has how many chips currently

[jagged valve]

88

But I'm scaling

And leveling up pairs

[potent tree]

still a decent number honestly. get rid of pareidolia and scary face.

[jagged valve]

Alr

[potent tree]

buy both banana and blueprint, pray that banana dies round 1

[jagged valve]

Why?

[potent tree]

and then free cavendish

you can get free x27 mult

[jagged valve]

I don't got that much mult

And doesn't it matter less on Plasma

[potent tree]

oh wait you playing plasma

later game xmult still better than chips

early to midgame chips are better but you get tons of xmult here

potentially

[white zodiac]

depends

[jagged valve]

Do I still get BP

[white zodiac]

green stake is absolutely doable with mostly chips

[jagged valve]

And maybe BBPS chad before actual scoring

[proper bronze]

yeah sell main in rebate and get it

[potent tree]

rebate supremacy

red card copypasta incoming

[proper bronze]

bazillion discards

[potent tree]

sell red card

[proper bronze]

royal flush every round

[pale wolf]

i win

[proper bronze]

twice

[pale wolf]

the only thing i was missing was chips

[potent tree]

chips and dip

[proper bronze]

and discards

[white zodiac]

palette unlock

[unreal island]

Chat...

Gg...

[potent tree]

easy debt erase

[proper bronze]

both-way win

[unreal island]

No xmult except poly

[tiny harbor]

it gave me campfire

[proper bronze]

gay tarot cards guy

[potent tree]

average campfire w

reroll time

get a d6 tag

[pale wolf]

😳

[potent adder]

Hmm

[potent tree]

more average campfire w

[potent tree]

do you have enough steel

[proper bronze]

yeah sell mail in rebait

[potent adder]

That's the problem

[potent tree]

also free hermit money

[potent adder]

Yeah

[tiny harbor]

i lost

[potent tree]

big rip

[tiny harbor]

couldn't get a two pair bruh

at least i know four of a kind doesn't contain a two pair

[potent tree]

2pair can be a little harder to obtain than pair yes

but if you have trousers it's gg

once you find some xmult

fullhouses can be used to avoid arm penalty

[calm furnace]

watch this lose

[amber vigil]

Oh no! Cerulean bell! However shall i get out of this predicament?!

[jagged valve]

My wee is growing quickly

With blueprint and brainstorm inbetween it

It triples in size

[amber vigil]

Aw hell nah

[jagged valve]

I also let Chad go inbetween them from time to time

[terse totem]

where can i post a crash report

[sinful vine]

What are the odds of getting a negative from judgement

[white zodiac]

same as other joker appearances

0.3%

[proper bronze]

put me and brainstorm next to each other

[pale wolf]

:c drawing pairs is hard

[white zodiac]

no hc

[pale wolf]

duo

i couldnt pivot

[white zodiac]

no campfire?

[pale wolf]

just no econ

i wouldve had to kill stunt for the handsize

but then id just die

[white zodiac]

even with merry rebate

[pale wolf]

still no scoring

[white zodiac]

darn

[potent tree]

watch 0 triggers in a 5 card hand

[pale wolf]

I can't simultaneously make the money from getting stuntman's handsize back, and use it to fuel campfire

because I just die that round

[white zodiac]

I was insisting on selling duo for camp

which is weird

[pale wolf]

i was already fueling camp as much as i could without going broke

[white zodiac]

man

happens

[pale wolf]

but maybe I should have spent my money more knowing the danger here

anyways

[faint birch]

now that i injected my estradiol, can i win a black deck gold run first try?

place your bets

[white zodiac]

being broke happens frequently on black, spending down was something you can afford to do frequently with rebait

[calm furnace]

i will never find oops

[velvet patrol]

Do I give up the baron angle

[pale wolf]

Not with stuntman though

The hand size restriction was really bad

[pale wolf]

especially because I had Andy

[white zodiac]

did you have any value cards

[pale wolf]

I couldn't just full discard and hope to draw pairs when I only have five cards to draw

I had a single purple seal

[proper bronze]

that's me and oh god gaystone

[white zodiac]

guh

[pale wolf]

The standard packs were pretty abysmal

except one at the start that I had to skip for red card survival safety

[white zodiac]

what would bu do 🗣️

[velvet patrol]

😭 I spam clicked and hit new run

[pale wolf]

he would've somehow sold the stunt and remembered that he can draw all his foil and bonuses at once

[white zodiac]

wait I could try this seed myself

not now

[calm furnace]

OOPS ALL BLOODSTONE

[proper bronze]

that's me and my wife

[proper bronze]

@icy hollow

[icy hollow]

RAHHHHH

😡

🔫

[calm furnace]

bloodstone worst joker in the game

lets send it

i spent over 400 dollars in rerolls

had seltzer and trading card blocking uncommon

and oops was nowhere to be seen

mfw when two lucky cards triggered more money shots than 5 bloodstone triggered themselves

[deft panther]

Believe in the bloodstone

[pale wolf]

looks tasty

[proper bronze]

this is the gayest balatro run

[white zodiac]

maybe

[pale wolf]

I immediately fucking died

[tranquil cedar]

1 blueprint 4 brainstorms

[white zodiac]

[pale wolf]

didnt draw the 3oak

[calm furnace]

math in balatro
1/2 in has less probability than 1/20

[wicked sonnet]

finally another orange stake win thank god

crazy jokers to pull ngl

i ❤️ vagabond

[clear mulch]

thats me and my wife

[proper bronze]

same

[opaque island]

oh my god

[clear mulch]

hey there you are

[opaque island]

2,400,000 chips?

[wicked sonnet]

i was stressed on the last hand it literally came down to the wire

5 hands

red seal stone cards saved for the final hand

[terse vale]

ok man well

[proper bronze]

hiya

[faint birch]

Peglinnnnn

[opaque island]

thats not balatro...

[terse vale]

look a biiiiiiiit closer

you'll see jimbo trust me

[wicked sonnet]

labatro

[heavy heron]

plasma violet vessel

[opaque island]

lies you speak

[proper bronze]

dude i love this game

[terse vale]

god slimy salve is so good

infinite healing don't mind if I do

[clear mulch]

dude what the fuck did i just find

[terse vale]

tf

[opaque island]

jimbo healing

[opaque island]

anime girl: +1000 sticky white chips

[tiny harbor]

waaaaaa

[clear mulch]

anime girl 😭

[calm furnace]

negative hallucination jumpscare

[opaque island]

what else am i supposed to write 😭

[wicked sonnet]

i was freaking the flip out

cuz i hadn't actually properly tested the scoring

even with vagabond blueprint i couldn't find enough damn deaths

[proper bronze]

hanging chad reskin

[heavy heron]

with only 3 stuntmen to your name i can see the panic

LOOLLL

[clear mulch]

WHERE is the hanging chad 😭

[jagged torrent]

Balala if it was shizophernic

[proper bronze]

to the right of the joker

[jagged torrent]

Crazy

[fervent wolf]

Did someone say triple stuntman?

[clear mulch]

oh OH

OHHH

[opaque island]

i couldn't find enough damn deaths

a sentence only balatro players say

[clear mulch]

i only realised after like an entire minute

[opaque island]

why

[proper bronze]

silly

[clear mulch]

pokes nose

[fervent wolf]

Why not

[wicked sonnet]

what the hell ur hand size

negative hand size

[heavy heron]

that’s pretty funny

[clear mulch]

8-6=2

[heavy heron]

that’s like a forced high card build

[wicked sonnet]

i should get my girlfriend into balatro

[heavy heron]

you can’t even draw pairs with -6 hand size

[white zodiac]

does yuri gain mult equal to double the sell value of the destroyed joker

[fervent wolf]

I had paint brush

[wicked sonnet]

it's our anniversary in just over a week maybe i cancel dinner and teach her balatro instead 🔥

[clear mulch]

idk dude i just found this

[fervent wolf]

It was 3

[opaque island]

high card builds exist ?

[white zodiac]

mhm

[clear mulch]

idek if there is yuri

[heavy heron]

high card is my second favorite hand build

🤤

[clear mulch]

if there is yuri it should be the japanese literature type

[opaque island]

i thought it was a myth...

[wicked sonnet]

freak now i have to do a gold stake plasma run

[opaque island]

...

[wicked sonnet]

second ever gold stake completion incoming

[fervent wolf]

Happy Thanksgiving chat

[calm furnace]

guhhhhh so tempting but im broke

[white zodiac]

allegedly

[clear mulch]

thata a photo of me and my wife

[heavy heron]

mmmm yummy plutos

[fervent wolf]

Nah

[clear mulch]

yes

[barren wigeon]

just watched doc get naneinf accidentally

how does one even do that

[opaque island]

oh my god thats alotta canios

[wicked sonnet]

how does one get it accidentally

[lunar zealot]

Wha tthe fuck did you do

[clear mulch]

doc has too much aura

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck did you do

What tbe fu k is that

[wicked sonnet]

wait it 3am i been playing balatro for too long

[clear mulch]

hes also pretty good looking

[heavy heron]

please do sleep

[barren wigeon]

he was trying to get naneinf with BBC

[white zodiac]

thanksgiving spirit

[barren wigeon]

had a baron mime build

[clear mulch]

how does one achieve being good looking while playing balatro

[barren wigeon]

was trying to get money on serpent

got naneinf on accident

[opaque island]

its a myth

[wicked sonnet]

what bbc

[heavy heron]

[barren wigeon]

doc

[barren wigeon]

baseball card

[gloomy marsh]

barely kept alive by glass cards, is there anything here that i drop for seltzer? this run might just be over tbh

[wicked sonnet]

ah

[clear mulch]

doc is the proof you can be good looking while being a balatro enthusiast

[heavy heron]

if you’re going glass i think the polychrome is irrelevant

[opaque island]

not you sir

[barren wigeon]

do you need gluttonous joker

[heavy heron]

the spades + fib is important for class retriggers though

for sure

[wicked sonnet]

glut probably

[heavy heron]

seltzer will carry you to win if you’ve been winning already

[gloomy marsh]

i dont have very good deck fixing unfortunately havent tuned for fib

[wicked sonnet]

seltzer goated

[heavy heron]

polychrome does nothing atp if glass is how you live

[gloomy marsh]

but i think its my best shot

[clear mulch]

i didnt think i would say this but..... sell the gay joker

[gloomy marsh]

getting rid of glut

[clear mulch]

and get seltzer

[gloomy marsh]

hmmmm

[proper bronze]

NOOO

[wicked sonnet]

balatro gone woke

[heavy heron]

wrathful?

[clear mulch]

i know its so sad

[gloomy marsh]

oh i meant that one

[barren wigeon]

thats gluttonous joker

[proper bronze]

not the gay joker

that's homophobic

[gloomy marsh]

wait so do i drop the wrathful or the polychrome?

im getting mixed answers

[heavy heron]

well, the 3 mult retriggers before glass, depending on how many glass, over and over might be important

personally i’d drop polychrome

[hasty harness]

why are you blue and not red

redprint better

[heavy heron]

wrathful will get you higher score with glass retriggers

[barren wigeon]

Nevermind im dumb and stupid and need to go to the corner

[clear mulch]

waow insulting my wife....

[gloomy marsh]

yea i think maybe the polychrome goes

[opaque island]

what balatro is bro playing 😭

[gloomy marsh]

the wrathful retrigger before the glass will be more impactful

[heavy heron]

you’re not dumb 🥺

[proper bronze]

idk ask the he designed me

[hasty harness]

what balatro are YALL playing

redprint fire

[clear mulch]

yes you have to 🥹

[hasty harness]

🤫

[gloomy marsh]

but wait i have chad so the glass is at the front. so the wrathful isnt contributing much

[heavy heron]

woah woah woah

[opaque island]

"the thunk"

[heavy heron]

we accept all types of people here, both dumb and smart

[gloomy marsh]

so i put glass at the end then?

[heavy heron]

i fall in the former category :)

[hasty harness]

why do you eat so many ectoplasms

[heavy heron]

um

[wicked sonnet]

yum

[clear mulch]

who doesnt

??

[heavy heron]

how many glass do you have?

[proper bronze]

they're yummy😋

[barren wigeon]

i fall into the latter because I'm cool

[heavy heron]

and no, i mean

[wicked sonnet]

i love eating glass and ectoplasm and nachos

[heavy heron]

you have hanging chad

glass goes first

[hasty harness]

i never feed my ectos to the dna

[clear mulch]

oh my lord

[opaque island]

most normal balatro player

[heavy heron]

you’re right

you’re so cool

[hasty harness]

dont forget antimatter

[proper bronze]

idk like madness or something

[gloomy marsh]

1 im hanging on a thread. but that also means that i drop glut then since it wont contribute to the glass?

[opaque island]

HOW MANY
HOW MANY GOONER JOKERS

[heavy heron]

oh…. wait… 1?

[serene forge]

average r/balatro user joker loadout

[heavy heron]

you could be in trouble

but glass goes first for sure

[clear mulch]

??????? are you serious

[gloomy marsh]

its very bad

[wicked sonnet]

it my favourite snack

[proper bronze]

hi

[hasty harness]

what even is this 💔

just drop the baron

[wicked sonnet]

i love playing 10 decks at once

[heavy heron]

i mean it technically contributes only twice, but not in a meaningful way probably

[gloomy marsh]

noted

[heavy heron]

so maybe wrathful

[heavy heron]

you want hanging chad to retrigger it over and over for sure

[opaque island]

"ferb, i know what we're gonna do today...."

[gloomy marsh]

yeah it does increase base mult a little before the glass hits

[heavy heron]

yeah.. only 6.. i mean listen

[gloomy marsh]

+3 glass +3 glass

[heavy heron]

if you had glass at the end

it’s always wrathful

but since it’s only 1 glass

it can probably go

[gloomy marsh]

i think i agree

[heavy heron]

it’s glass, +3, glass, +3, glass, +3, glass +3

but who knows if the +3 is meaningful in this case

probably not as much as a 1.5x

depends on your base mult

what’s your levels?

[gloomy marsh]

level 6 flush 😭 14 mult

[heavy heron]

WTF

[barren wigeon]

son

[gloomy marsh]

i havent been getting any x mult jokers

[heavy heron]

okay wait..

[gloomy marsh]

at all

[proper bronze]

where's my wife

[barren wigeon]

it is ante 8

[heavy heron]

if you want i’ll do some math rq

hold on

[gloomy marsh]

yeah

its ante 8

and its cerculean bell

[barren wigeon]

and you are level 6

[hasty harness]

@clear mulch

[gloomy marsh]

yes bru 😭

[clear mulch]

present

[barren wigeon]

just quit bro

[wicked sonnet]

just got eternal rental egg

[barren wigeon]

hold R

[proper bronze]

yes you are indeed my present

[clear mulch]

what if i was past

[heavy heron]

it’s polychrome

you keep polychrome

[hasty harness]

im pairing it

[proper bronze]

i love pasta

[heavy heron]

if you keep wrathful mult comes out to 269

if you keep poly it’s 336

[modern panther]

What a waste of a red card... it's tempo value, at least. (Playing pairs for the first time.)

[heavy heron]

and i’m not even calculating fib

[proper bronze]

that's my wife

[heavy heron]

but it’s always poly here i think

[gloomy marsh]

i appreciate the help

[wicked sonnet]

balatro while watching balatro

[jagged torrent]

Roffel mentioned? :3

[jagged torrent]

Literally me

[gloomy marsh]

alright ill drop wrath

[wicked sonnet]

i saw roffle hate recently and crashed out

[gloomy marsh]

i also have a steel card which could be helpful

[hasty harness]

roffle was playing a str8 flush build yesterday on stream lol

[wicked sonnet]

need more roffle 67 jokes

[heavy heron]

if you can

[wicked sonnet]

because funny

[heavy heron]

no it’s cerulean

you can’t steel against cerulean

[gloomy marsh]

ah

[sinful vine]

I only needed 100k and i got 88,584,089,600
Lovely

[heavy heron]

you pray glass

that’s all you can do

[wicked sonnet]

cutting it close

[heavy heron]

find a justice if possible

[wicked sonnet]

might not survive next ante

[gloomy marsh]

alr bet

[fading mango]

erratic deck makes you do some dumb shit

[lunar zealot]

I love how vampire synergies work

[sinful vine]

I was only doing it for the joker card but yeah idk too close for comfort

[heavy heron]

this looks like a solid club aces build

[lunar zealot]

because the three available synergies are
a) having so much money you can afford to make tarots and regularly scale it

[fading mango]

yup

[hasty harness]

lowkey should i try hitting ante 39 with a idol build

[fading mango]

:)

[hasty harness]

ive already done it 2 times with baron mime from bean bug

[hasty harness]

ectoplasm farm

[wicked sonnet]

might need to get a planet level or two

[lunar zealot]

b) having so little money you trigger vagabond to make as many enhancements as humanly possible

[heavy heron]

i’m ngl your scoring is probably very high

[jagged torrent]

Ecto ankh?

:3

[lunar zealot]

c) having complete economic equilibrium with midas mask

[hasty harness]

well id do it on white stake so prob not

id need an early omen globe as well

• retcon

to get bean bug

online

[fading mango]

ye it is, i just tried to go for aces only cards and turns out there is way more than i remembered

[heavy heron]

aces are awesome

[fading mango]

right now it scores a nice 400k

[gloomy marsh]

its a 15 dollar temperance or emporor. nothing in the shop thats useful though. i think i can survive the next round before cerculean

[heavy heron]

the plant can’t reach us

[gray cobalt]

wait what, I shouldn't have any gameplay mods on

[fading mango]

yup

[heavy heron]

emperor

always

[gloomy marsh]

alr

[hasty harness]

take temperance and go next id say

roll down next shop

[heavy heron]

you need a tarot you can go into cerulean to help you live

[gloomy marsh]

true but i can get interest on the next round and have some $ to blow

[heavy heron]

wow, you’re not skipping?

i thought you’re at a dead end

[gloomy marsh]

but emperor has a high chance of giving me something i want i think

[heavy heron]

how will you survive small and big blind?

with only 1 glass left? what if it breaks?

before boss comes

[gloomy marsh]

i finished small blind

[gloomy marsh]

this is a good point

[heavy heron]

you’re only getting $4 off big blind

[gloomy marsh]

i think youre right then i just skip

[heavy heron]

it’s not worth risking glass

[hasty harness]

oh yeah if u only have 1 glass

skip

[fading mango]

hmmmm

[gloomy marsh]

ok emporer it is

[hasty harness]

take emperor in hopes of another justice

[gloomy marsh]

emperor

[heavy heron]

i mean..

[gloomy marsh]

i got sun and wild card 😭

[wicked sonnet]

i love flush

[gloomy marsh]

wtf

[tiny harbor]

guys 😭
what way

[wicked sonnet]

oh yeah i'm flushing it

[heavy heron]

LOOLLL

[fading mango]

sold scholar for it

[hasty harness]

both options fun

[heavy heron]

wild can be helpful

[hasty harness]

baron is always bait

u have negative sock