🕹・game-discussion

[balmy ridge]

taking the photo is fine

[orchid comet]

do I get faceless instead of blue joker

[balmy ridge]

just back where you started

[half flint]

true

[balmy ridge]

probably not

you should ehh

reroll 2-3 times each shop and see if you get anything worth taking

[orchid comet]

I do have a lot of kings that are not steel that I could discard when looking for blue seal or red seal steel

[floral mural]

thats better than blue but not by much

[orchid comet]

also with blueprint that's double money

[balmy ridge]

its only $10

do you have the reroll voucher

[orchid comet]

that makes reroll cheaper?

nope

[balmy ridge]

actually white stake you have 4 discards right

oh thats unfortunate

[orchid comet]

I have liquidation

[orchid comet]

yes

[balmy ridge]

ejj

i guess take it over blue

swap it asap most likely

[orchid comet]

at the next shop I'll probably get

reroll or dark matter orrrr

[balmy ridge]

maybe roll once or twice each shop since you don't have great econ or reroll voucher

you mean antimatter?

[orchid comet]

retcon

[orchid comet]

yeyee

I took blank this run

[balmy ridge]

yes definetely take antimatter

[orchid comet]

I might get it in the next shop

[obsidian patrol]

tier 3 blank is dark matter

[orchid comet]

frrr

[balmy ridge]

+1000000 joker slots

[subtle loom]

i was gonna ask what happen when you got all 150 joker

[orchid comet]

I could take polychrome odd todd

[subtle loom]

but showman

[orchid comet]

even more x1.5

[balmy ridge]

nothing

[subtle loom]

wait

[orchid comet]

world record

[subtle loom]

debuff showman

[balmy ridge]

with showman and enough negatives it's theoretically possible to get multiple copies of every joker

[obsidian patrol]

You just get jimbos in the shop

[orchid comet]

debuff showman

[balmy ridge]

i saw drspecterd get like 160 or so

[balmy ridge]

unless showman

[obsidian patrol]

Well without showman

Yeah

[subtle loom]

debuffed showman

[balmy ridge]

mostly jimbos still though

[obsidian patrol]

Yeah

[balmy ridge]

then its just jimbos

[orchid comet]

do I grab odd who's todd for more 1.5x

[balmy ridge]

+4 mult

[opal delta]

I had this run where I got 3 eternal riff raffs with showman

[balmy ridge]

faceless is fine for now. you're rolling too much

twice each shop

[orchid comet]

alright

[balmy ridge]

until you properly sort your kings and get enough golds

[obsidian patrol]

That 1.5 is doing nothing with baron and mime

[balmy ridge]

hope for reroll voucher soon

[orchid comet]

how is it nottt

my mult reaches so high

[balmy ridge]

not nothing

it's doing very little

[orchid comet]

really?

[balmy ridge]

and as previously stated, you don't need more scoring

you need money

[orchid comet]

I feel like it'd be a lot especially if it's after baron is done doing stuff

[balmy ridge]

or you're going to fall behind in 1/2 antes

[orchid comet]

alright

[opal delta]

you’re working with kings, and kings aren’t an odd numbered card

[opal delta]

you should go look for gold cards

[obsidian patrol]

ok so you are triggering 1.5x and inconceivable amount of tines with baron and mime

one more 1.5x

is not doing much

[opal delta]

uhhh copy dna at the beginning with the card you want and then if that doesn’t score copy baron with blueprint then quickly switch it with mime

[balmy ridge]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6B4X2F57z_E&si=frsqZf0Y5xymuShP god thisis so fucking good

[opal delta]

this is for gold cards though

[orchid comet]

can't seem to find blue seals

[balmy ridge]

81 cards in deck

it makes sense

[orchid comet]

my hand rn is gold red seal, steel red seal and 2 useless cards

[balmy ridge]

do you have any blue seal kings?

[orchid comet]

yes

[balmy ridge]

still got the devil?

[orchid comet]

steel blue seal I think

[orchid comet]

nope

I used hanged man

[balmy ridge]

thats fine

[floral mural]

in endless when youre getting into es using a slot for not even 1e is beyond worthless

[balmy ridge]

oh yeah

[floral mural]

polychrome is completely negligable in endless

[balmy ridge]

you should look for a devil, full discard for that blue seal king, devil it and copy with dna

[orchid comet]

wouldn't the value be higher each time though

[balmy ridge]

no

it doesn't scale either

like baron scales in the sense that you can always have more/better kings

[orchid comet]

and hence the mult affects more...?

[balmy ridge]

polychrome is just polychrome

[orchid comet]

woah I didn't win in one hand

crazyy

I'll go from baron to mime yes

[balmy ridge]

yeah

[opal delta]

yeah copy baron first and then switch to mime quickly

[manic talon]

strongest flower pot

[orchid comet]

my mult went to e something

this is so crazy the highest score I had before this was no where near

[opal delta]

another blueprint or brainstorm would help right now

[orchid comet]

a lot

is tower helpful?

it is right?

I can just turn useless cards to stone

[balmy ridge]

not really

[opal delta]

uhh its makes a very tiny difference

[balmy ridge]

tower would be useful to turn your non-kings into stone in an idol build or something

[opal delta]

not one you would notice

[balmy ridge]

doesn't help baron

[orchid comet]

sad

useless to red seal gold or red seal steel

[balmy ridge]

what?

oh

[orchid comet]

do I turn it into a red seal steel king or gold king

[balmy ridge]

yeah you want more golds

[orchid comet]

alright

[balmy ridge]

holy fuck negative showman we're so back

[orchid comet]

reroll the flint or nah

[orchid comet]

why does that look so weird...

[balmy ridge]

should be fine but you might need 1 or 2 hands

[balmy ridge]

neco arc textures heh

[orchid comet]

actually flint might be useful

I could use hands as discards to search for gold card or blue seal

[balmy ridge]

you can do that... always

why specifically flint

[floral mural]

flint does nothing here i think

[orchid comet]

I win too fast with normal blinds

[floral mural]

like 0.25x to your score does nothing when youre overscoring by magnitudes

[proper turtle]

he looks like he got twintails, lmao

[opal delta]

…what?

[balmy ridge]

the less kings held in hand, the less you score, just play 5oak kings and you avoid overscoring

[orchid comet]

im pretty sure he has cat ears

[balmy ridge]

its nECO ARC

its a cat

[opal delta]

serpent would be definitely better to look for gold cards

[balmy ridge]

it has cat ears

[balmy ridge]

he has director's cut, no retcon

[proper turtle]

yeah, looking closely they do resemble cat ears

[balmy ridge]

STOP IT STOP IT AHHH THE RABBIT

[balmy ridge]

brother i just told you it's neco arc

[orchid comet]

twice

I couldddd copy the blue seal

[balmy ridge]

yeah that's fine

[orchid comet]

alright nice

[balmy ridge]

no gold sucks but it works

[orchid comet]

with bp on mime I'd get 3 plutos

[orchid comet]

huh?

[balmy ridge]

it's not gold

that's unfortunate

but it works

[balmy ridge]

sell moon to make space

[orchid comet]

I did

[orchid comet]

oh yeah I probably make it steel or gold once I get it in a tarot

cuz I didn't really want lucky card

[balmy ridge]

well its too late

[orchid comet]

I got it from a standard pack

[balmy ridge]

you should still copy it now despite

i think

[orchid comet]

I did

I just realised flint is base mult and chips are halved

that barely makes a difference

[undone laurel]

This game always finds a way to bite you in the ass

[orchid comet]

e11

[balmy ridge]

unlucky

[undone laurel]

This run was gonna go so well

[orchid comet]

that suckss 😭

[undone laurel]

I felt it in my bones

[balmy ridge]

mr bones over here

[orchid comet]

voucher was pallete

[balmy ridge]

amazing

[orchid comet]

not as good as some other vouchers

but still awesome

[undone laurel]

I put a Gold sticker on Jimbo Balatro and this is how he repays me?

[opal delta]

I made this really awesome balatro image and I tried uploading to tenor but if they don’t look at it soon I’m just gonna upload it somewhere else

[balmy ridge]

show

[opal delta]

not today

[orchid comet]

ok wait how do I know if I should copy blue seal, red seal steel or red seal gold?

[orchid comet]

the score is asking for 2.900e13 and I have all three rn

[balmy ridge]

mmmm

gold

might have to be 2 high cards but its fine

[orchid comet]

ye but

what do u think about when deciding

[balmy ridge]

gold is the priority

because like i said

[orchid comet]

money?

[balmy ridge]

you're going to rapidly fall behind without solid econ

you have plenty of steels so you don't need more (right now)

[orchid comet]

hmm ok

[balmy ridge]

blue seals would be good to copy but they're lucky, not gold or steel and you already copied a few

additionally this boss is decently big

[orchid comet]

I might be coming to the point where I have equal gold and steel cards

[balmy ridge]

you were scoring e13 with nearly all steels

so the gold with red seals is almost as good as the steel red steel

[balmy ridge]

that's optimal

[orchid comet]

I see

okay

[balmy ridge]

that way you can discard for steels when you need scoring

discard for golds when you dont

[orchid comet]

nvm actually

I have 10 gold cards and way more steels

I checked my deck

[balmy ridge]

yikerinos

[orchid comet]

close

I'll tell u my score with this hand which issss

[balmy ridge]

9

[orchid comet]

4 red seal gold kings, 6 red seal steel kings and 1 normal king (blue seal)

[orchid comet]

😭

[balmy ridge]

no i mean play the 9

[orchid comet]

quite a lot

[obsidian patrol]

wowzers

[orchid comet]

damnnnn

[opal delta]

the good thing is that you’re not gonna be able to reach naneinf

[orchid comet]

good thing?

oh I just realised i haven't seen an invis joker or showman or blueprint for a very long while now

😭

[orchid comet]

card sharp?

[obsidian patrol]

x3 is also not a lot

[orchid comet]

I don't understand it 😭

[obsidian patrol]

wowzers

[balmy ridge]

don't understand what

[orchid comet]

how x3 or more chips isn't a lot

[balmy ridge]

card sharp is xmult

there are no xchips

[opal delta]

it resets your high score

[terse gyro]

got this really good run

[orchid comet]

oh

[terse gyro]

but on the very next one, i got the joker i needed in the first shop of ante 1 and i couldnt afford it because it was a rare. i was actually about to crash out

[opal delta]

yeah

better to go for an e

[obsidian patrol]

RIP

[tacit quail]

i have a dream

+6 per

it begins

[balmy ridge]

mlk over here

[tacit quail]

urm

bros gonna be my x1 mult forever i guess

[balmy ridge]

triple mercury when im playing straights u gotta be kitten me

[tacit quail]

well

scaling going crazy ig

• now i have const

you know i gotta

this mf gaining 14 mult per round

[fading cobalt]

Sell one of them

[tacit quail]

16 now

[tacit quail]

not now i want to juice this swash for fun

[fading cobalt]

B-but... 6-7

[tacit quail]

ur outdated

[quartz ember]

aw man no uncommon

[tacit quail]

ye i stole them all

unfathomable amount of straight flush rolled in the shop looking for planets to buy

STOP

[quartz ember]

time to fix deck

[tacit quail]

STOOPPPP

[fading cobalt]

Thank god

[tacit quail]

i canty pivot

maybe i can

anotha one

yay

now for gold

[balmy ridge]

i love straights

i think its fun to build towards straights

lots of fun synergies and if you can manage to reliably play straight flushes its actually good

[orchid comet]

yoo

I lost my previous run couldn't reach e5 cuz of something

I think it was cuz my deck wasn't fixed enough

anyway similar run (better, just without the baron and mime lmao) what do I replace for dna?

my high card is at level 30 or something because I kept upgrading it with burnt and blueprint

I'm only really using chad to retrigger gold seal and get $15 instead of $3

anddd aj is aj

[balmy ridge]

fml

[fading cobalt]

The letter e is only relevant when 11 comes after

[proper turtle]

pair builds are too good on nebula deck

[orchid comet]

it was my first e score unique 💔

[fading cobalt]

E5 doesn't exist bro

[orchid comet]

it doess

I think?

oh nvmm

[balmy ridge]

theoretically exists

[fading cobalt]

[orchid comet]

it was like

[balmy ridge]

just isn't displayed as such

[orchid comet]

50000e13

[balmy ridge]

score calculator mod shows e2

[orchid comet]

I confused it

[fading cobalt]

And in the calc mod its displayed

[orchid comet]

something like this, I could only get 4e13

[fading cobalt]

e2-e10 isn't real

[orchid comet]

in balatro

[fading cobalt]

Everywhere

[orchid comet]

chess

[fading cobalt]

Touche

[orchid comet]

d

[balmy ridge]

lol

i guffawed

[orchid comet]

touchy

[orchid comet]

what do I get rid of for dna tho

it's for endless

[balmy ridge]

show hands and deck

[orchid comet]

I'd do chad I think

[orchid comet]

ok wait

affects of midas mask and burnt joker :v

[balmy ridge]

effects

ok let me see

[orchid comet]

but I wanted to say like

midas mask affected my deck

[balmy ridge]

pasting so i dont have to scroll

ancient might go

mmm

scoring is fine i assume?

[orchid comet]

yeah

[balmy ridge]

ancient isn't great with high cards

chad helps but not necessary

swap ancient or chad

btw you're copiny burnt with bp right?

copying*

[orchid comet]

if I get rid of chad then ancient isn't that useful

[orchid comet]

yes I'm copying bj with bp every round

[balmy ridge]

thats why i said chad or ancient

also

burnt could maaaybe go now

high cards have a decent level

you have telescope?

[orchid comet]

nope

[balmy ridge]

voucher skip?

[orchid comet]

I only have theee

[orchid comet]

nope

[orchid comet]

globe thingy

[balmy ridge]

ok

sell burnt for dna

take a voucher skip if you see it

hope for telescope

[orchid comet]

+1 consumable slot, globe, overstock and clearance

[orchid comet]

alr

[balmy ridge]

you should copy kings with dna

reason for that is

[orchid comet]

ofcourse

[balmy ridge]

you can strength your other face cards into kings

[orchid comet]

but steel more than gold rn right?

[balmy ridge]

and ofc baron if you find it

[balmy ridge]

yeah for a little

[opal delta]

just checked the calculator, you should keep copying chad for scoring

[balmy ridge]

just try to keep an even amount of both

[balmy ridge]

not my screenshot

he's also already copying chad

so

[opal delta]

yeah

so keep copying chad

[balmy ridge]

yes i know

[opal delta]

@orchid comet

[orchid comet]

hello

[balmy ridge]

??

im so confused

[opal delta]

I’m sorry I’m confused too

[balmy ridge]

he's already been copying chad

so why are you telling him to copy chad

[orchid comet]

wdym

[balmy ridge]

you can literally

nevermind

its whatever

light if u want you can screenshare the run and ill help

easier than screenshots

[orchid comet]

nah its alright

[balmy ridge]

thats tuff

[orchid comet]

I also don't wanna depend too much else I just don't learn

whenever I'm here I also add on a "I'd do..." so I know if my decision would've been correct or not

[balmy ridge]

i can explain my reasoning for decisions

[orchid comet]

nah its ok

thank you

[vale wharf]

How do I make my lucky cat luckier? 😢
He triggered only 5 times in the whole run so far

[balmy ridge]

retriggers

open arcanas to make more face cards lucky for socky busky

look for chad or dusk

[vale wharf]

I have socky busky 😭

And I have like 10 lucky faces

[orchid comet]

wait what do I get rid of again

burnt right

[balmy ridge]

yes i know

thats why i said

open arcanas

[orchid comet]

bj

[balmy ridge]

to make more lucky

yes

burnt goes

[vale wharf]

I beg of you

Jimbo, trigger the damn cat at least ONCE

I got 3 triggers 🤑

[buoyant fog]

kinda sick setup rn

[orchid comet]

got baron

[buoyant fog]

could use some work but yea

[orchid comet]

replace chad? practically useless

especially cuz high card

[buoyant fog]

I mean I have it for lucky cards

[orchid comet]

not u

[buoyant fog]

oop

LOL

[orchid comet]

dont mind me

[buoyant fog]

ur good

[orchid comet]

replace misprint

[buoyant fog]

Yeah fair

[orchid comet]

ante 5 misprint is wild

[buoyant fog]

I love misprint

but yeah it can be ass sometimes

[opal delta]

misprint was my first orange stake joker

[buoyant fog]

I got devious joker bro

[vale wharf]

It triggered another 3 times!

They grow up so fast

[buoyant fog]

should I heiro?

ah fuck it I'm on blue deck

LETS GOOOOO

PHOTO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[orchid comet]

W

[balmy ridge]

gg

[buoyant fog]

If I throw this I honestly will quit balatro forever

[vale wharf]

Should I use Mr. Bones? Cerulean bell is next

[quartz ember]

[buoyant fog]

LMAO true

guys does shoot the moon interact with pareidolia?

[balmy ridge]

no

[buoyant fog]

nice ante 7 no plant

[quartz ember]

it doesnt req a face card, it reqs a queen

[buoyant fog]

yeah thats fair, plus it'd be way too op if it worked like that

[fading cobalt]

Pareidolia should work like a wild rank so it works with baron, stm and hit the road

Actually hit the road would be super op

Actually all of it would

I'm smoking some shit

Nvm

[buoyant fog]

Yeah, it would break things too much

[fading cobalt]

Lmfao

The idea made sense in my mind then I quickly realised how overpowered that would be

[acoustic kettle]

Insane rebate value

[fading cobalt]

It would eliminate the need of deckfixing

[buoyant fog]

I need death card immediately

DUDE WHAT

guys what do I sell here???

smiley?

[willow frost]

yeah

[buoyant fog]

okay

[obsidian patrol]

Paradoilia

[buoyant fog]

oop

too late

maybe I could sell it for verdant leaf tho

[vale wharf]

Raised first or cartomancer
Which one would y'all choose?

[buoyant fog]

what ante?

if early antes, carto fs

[vale wharf]

Ante 1

[buoyant fog]

yeah then fs carto

tarots will be valuable

[vale wharf]

Also... like baron and moon, is there one for jacks?

[buoyant fog]

hit the road

[vale wharf]

I haven't seen that one yet

[buoyant fog]

gains .5x mult for every discarded jack, resets at end of round

its aight, not great imo

[obsidian patrol]

You need to discard 5 jacks at once to unlock it

[orchid comet]

the PLANTT

ruined EVERYTHING

[proper turtle]

this is just cursed, bad economy and lack of scaling jokers

[vale wharf]

Jimbo, are you kidding me? 😑

[vale wharf]

It sounds alright, yeah

[vale wharf]

Thanks!

[hollow temple]

Holy shit I got jolly joker!

[opal delta]

oh wow jolly joker

[iron plank]

wow, you have a great voucher in the shop 🔥

[vale wharf]

When all looked lost, judgement delivered a fucking blueprint (I still think I'm dead here)

[rough prism]

any levels on full house?

[lunar zealot]

How are you ante 3 with shit from a butt

[fading cobalt]

You sick son of a bitch

[vale wharf]

Idk 😭

[fading cobalt]

This is why I hate ante 1

[vale wharf]

None

[lunar zealot]

oh you skipped blinds

that's your problem

ante 3 round 7

[vale wharf]

Yeah...

There was negative tag and fish boss (I hate fish so much)

[lunar zealot]

We tell new players generally not to skip because they're not experienced enough at the game to properly weigh the opportunity cost of skipping vs playing a given blind
because skipping isn't inherently bad, it has a surprising amount of uses, it's just that said uses will have a much less relative chance of being useful in a run as opposed to playing the blind out as the latter leads to a consistent amount of money and joker scaling as well as the opportunity to see the shop

[rough prism]

doom

yeah your full house only gets 3304

[hollow temple]

Quickest second edition voucher ever 😭

[lunar zealot]

holy banana oops

[rough prism]

wait no

[vale wharf]

GREATEST JUDGEMENT OF ALL TIME

[rough prism]

you have chips from blue joker

you survive

nice lmaoo

[lunar zealot]

You have 50 fucking dollars

Spend them

[rough prism]

sell that blue joker and get some scoring lmao

[vale wharf]

Im still learning

I'm on day 4

[balmy ridge]

\

[floral mural]

wait green deck money hoarding?

[vale wharf]

Did that 👍

[rough prism]

and using all hands/discards

._.

[floral mural]

you wanna keep like 15 dollars for emergencies but green deck is the spenders deck since interest doesnt exist

[fading cobalt]

I just died in ante 1 three times in a row

[floral mural]

and? youre not getting interest for keeping that cash

[rough prism]

green deck gives money for hands/discards

[floral mural]

just keep like 20 or 15 dollars in case

i know

[hollow temple]

Is ancient good for this run?

[floral mural]

i was talking about using that money since no interest

[fading cobalt]

I hate straights so fucking much

[willow frost]

with blueprint probably

[floral mural]

man rolls worst buffoon pack ever forced to leave blind

i guess i take marble for the one stonr and then immediately sell

[foggy gull]

Is this game still alive?

Is was peak 9 month ago

[fading cobalt]

I'm convinced I beat gold stake to shear dumb luck

[royal bobcat]

Uh?

Ragebaiting 😔

[foggy gull]

I guess still alive but not that popular

[obsidian patrol]

yes lol

[violet bear]

Tower with extra steps

3 dollers for a stone

[acoustic kettle]

It's less

[floral mural]

do i take credit card for negative riff raff? like actually

im doing it

riff raff is so good

[acoustic kettle]

Can riff raff spawn 2 of the same jokers without showman

Since it generates instantly

Or

[obsidian patrol]

No

[hollow temple]

That’s what showman does?

[foggy gull]

Is this game gonna have update soon?

[obsidian patrol]

Not in 2025

[foggy gull]

Damn

[obsidian patrol]

It'll be released when its done

[royal bobcat]

Definitely

[vale wharf]

Flint is next, idk what I'm doing 😢

[royal bobcat]

Riff Raff is gonna pay for itself in like 2 blinds

[hollow temple]

Choices choices……

[foggy gull]

Take like uhh 10 month?

[obsidian patrol]

[acoustic kettle]

Thunk is thunk

[foggy gull]

I hope is not just collaboration

[acoustic kettle]

He's thunking

[hollow temple]

He’s localing his thunk

[royal bobcat]

Talking about collaboration I still have to play the free Balatro update in vampire survivors

[hollow temple]

Or is he thunking his local?

[foggy gull]

I reach c+ and deleate this game

And comeback again

[hollow temple]

C+?

[acoustic kettle]

I want jimbo plush

[royal bobcat]

That's cool

[acoustic kettle]

[hollow temple]

He looks like a lampshade

Like a fancy one my Nan would have

[obsidian patrol]

Get gold stake on all decks

[acoustic kettle]

And c++

The programming language

[obsidian patrol]

C++ is get gold sticker on all jokers

[fading cobalt]

I hate this game

Everytime I play balatro I feel depressed

Unless I play a different game before getting on balatro

[royal bobcat]

Then dont

[acoustic kettle]

I'm gonna c++ c++

[foggy gull]

Win all stake in all card

[foggy gull]

Is very hard, i cant

[hollow temple]

Would that be A+

[fading cobalt]

You're gonna put a gold sticker on a gold sticker?

[acoustic kettle]

Gold sticker c++

[foggy gull]

Pls localthunk mega update🙏

[obsidian patrol]

the c means completioninst

[foggy gull]

I am already bored🙏

[fading cobalt]

I'm gonna argue to my teacher that C means complete and A means ass so when I get an A on my work it means I actually did bad but if I get a C it means I completed the work

[acoustic kettle]

Congratulations

[hollow temple]

Should I buy seltzer or blackboard

[fading cobalt]

"this game is boring" hasnt done C+

[balmy ridge]

modern games

[obsidian patrol]

I would get seltzer instead of shoot the moon

[foggy gull]

I am done c+

[acoustic kettle]

C++

[balmy ridge]

why the totenkopf pfp

[hollow temple]

My favourite language

[balmy ridge]

not subtle

[foggy gull]

No

[foggy gull]

What is totenkof

[vale wharf]

That's quite the start 😁

[buoyant fog]

guys what do I sell here?

[vale wharf]

Second one

[buoyant fog]

fortune teller?

[vale wharf]

Yeah

[hollow temple]

I always got confused by the term “each round” sense my dumbass thought it mean every round I gain an extra discard

[vale wharf]

I thought the same 💀

[buoyant fog]

damn

[vale wharf]

After like 5 rounds, you could probably discard your entire deck and die

[buoyant fog]

chicot

still pretty good tho

[vale wharf]

Of course he's good, but it's boring

[slate lance]

Is it normal that like

After ive played a while of balatro

Like 5 hours or more non stop

I start making rlly stupid decisions and just playing awfully

Idk why this happens for me 😭 i always gotta take a break when that happens

[buoyant fog]

WHOA

2 natural polychromes is crazy

[grizzled jetty]

i really want that Ballot

[buoyant fog]

sell delayed grat

[hollow temple]

Should I buy ballot?

[buoyant fog]

eh probably not

you could sell seltzer depending on how many hands you got left

[hollow temple]

I got like 8

[buoyant fog]

hmmmm

idk thats a tough one but chad would last forever

[grizzled jetty]

now what?

[buoyant fog]

so I probably would

[solid garden]

I thought the same when I started playing 💀

and mine friend whom I got into balala recently too 💀💀💀

[lunar zealot]

Without fucking hesitation

[solid garden]

I hope update changes these descriptions to be more clear

[lunar zealot]

Anyone who tells you not to buy chad on an aj run is an idiot

[hollow temple]

Dayum

Choices choices

[hollow temple]

Aj run?

[lunar zealot]

blue seal

[lunar zealot]

ancient joker

Copy aj here and play flushes

[hollow temple]

I deadass was thinking animal jam

[lunar zealot]

copying aj is 1.5^14

[vale wharf]

Who do I sell for bainstorm?

[vale wharf]

I calculated this just yesterday haha

[hollow temple]

Oh fuck

[barren wigeon]

gang.

why.

do.

you.

have.

throwback.

[vale wharf]

Round 1

[barren wigeon]

get rid of throwback bruh

makes me angry even looking at it

[vale wharf]

He gives +0.25x mult every round skipped

[heavy hare]

i thought the same

[barren wigeon]

im aware of what throwback does

im also aware that throwback is dogshit

[vale wharf]

Why is this not flush 5? 🤔

[vale wharf]

He's actually decent if you get a copy or blueprint tbh

[hollow temple]

It also debuff the card’s ability

[barren wigeon]

queen is a wild card that's debuffed

[vale wharf]

I see...

[barren wigeon]

you need to copy the card for it to be good.

[vale wharf]

Free jokers, but at what cost... 😭

[barren wigeon]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SKIPPING ON ANTE 7???

bruh respectfully throwback isnt worth it

you lose out on money and on a shop

[orchid comet]

its white stake

idk why u have chad but either way u prob win

[buoyant fog]

guys I've drawn 3 staight flushes in a row

its ante 2

what in the world is this seed

and its heart flushes too while I have lusty

[vale wharf]

Throwback is my goat, he made that lineup possible single handedly
Do NOT disrespect my boy throwback ☝️😤

[barren wigeon]

YOU HAVE BLUEPRINT BRAINSTORM AND FAMILY

you do NOT need throwback brochacho

[vale wharf]

What's family?

[barren wigeon]

sigh

ggs

[buoyant fog]

"brochacho" please go outside

[vale wharf]

Anyways, I'm copying throwback using the 2 copiers

[buoyant fog]

also throwback is pretty good

[vale wharf]

Pray for me, y'all 🙏

[buoyant fog]

LMAO

[lunar zealot]

Nice obelisk

hopefully it's scaled enough

[sleek valley]

this is why you diversify stocks kids

[vale wharf]

I'm so scared 😭

[lunar zealot]

COY FAMILY

[vale wharf]

Oh, it's x1 as of now

[lunar zealot]

COPY FAMILY

COPY FSMLY

COPY FAMILY

COPY FAMILY

[vale wharf]

Why family? 💀

[lunar zealot]

???????????

????

X64 MULT???

[vale wharf]

Throwback is also x4

Hehe

[lunar zealot]

UUGGGHHHH

[vale wharf]

Here goes nothing
I breathe heavily

[lunar zealot]

you have the balls to go throwback yet don't even know how much you score?

that's like x256 mult i believe

[vale wharf]

I did it!

[lunar zealot]

uff

loses to gold stake vv

[vale wharf]

I know, it's just more fun when it happens naturally

[buoyant fog]

this guy is based as fuck

[lunar zealot]

well

X280?

because of obelisk

assuming it procs

[vale wharf]

Obelisk is x1

[lunar zealot]

Coulda been higher if you played rounds

[vale wharf]

But throwback 😢

[lunar zealot]

Throwback is x0.25 mult per blind skipped

or x0.5 mult per ante

obelisk is x0.2 mult per hand played assuming the condition is fulfilled

[buoyant fog]

dont listen to em bipeks ur based

[lunar zealot]

or x0.8 mult per round

or x2.4 mult per ante

[vale wharf]

Who, me?

[buoyant fog]

you must skip blinds every time

[lunar zealot]

Notably obelisk scales faster than both yorick (~x1.3) and madness (x1) per ante combined

It's a good joker

[jagged torrent]

This ^^

Truth nuke

[lunar zealot]

you have no idea how many people just don't understand this

Like that is just statistically proven

[buoyant fog]

obelisks vibes are terrible

[lunar zealot]

i just proven it

it do be prooved

[lunar zealot]

Your mom's vibes are terrible

[balmy ridge]

ping

o nvm

[vale wharf]

I liked obelisk, but I had to play like 30 high cards

[buoyant fog]

ad hominem

[lunar zealot]

and you should shut the fuck up if you have nothing of value to add to this conversation please and thank you

[fading cobalt]

The future in question:

[balmy ridge]

hi kami !

[jagged torrent]

Owned rahhh

[inner thunder]

Guys I want to admit something

[fallen fossil]

um

[balmy ridge]

o kami angy

[lunar zealot]

You're 21 act like it

[fallen fossil]

tf

[lunar zealot]

known bug

[inner thunder]

I was dirty little pirate

WAS

[fallen fossil]

dang

[buoyant fog]

oooh someones mad mad

LMAOOOO

[balmy ridge]

pirate? swashbuckler?

[fallen fossil]

can I do anything about it or I have a new ankh pet

[balmy ridge]

she be swashing all over my buckle for realsies

[buoyant fog]

dawg we're talking about jokers here

[lunar zealot]

Well

[jagged torrent]

We accept you <3 gay pirate ^-^

[lunar zealot]

i don't actually know?

[fading cobalt]

Wowsers what happened here

[inner thunder]

I brought balatro today

[fallen fossil]

dang

[lunar zealot]

I know there's lots of stuff on #1200105253559873707 here

[balmy ridge]

sooka bleyat men

drop avepee men

[opal delta]

good morning carp

[fallen fossil]

restart time

[lunar zealot]

bc again it's a known bug

[fallen fossil]

😔

[jagged torrent]

Gm floof

[lunar zealot]

the question is why did you ankh

[balmy ridge]

good morning packmate

[fallen fossil]

um

yes

[opal delta]

what’s packmate

[tepid skiff]

Well than why have you been in the balatro discord server since Jan 10

[inner thunder]

No I'm not that kind. I am wrestling guy

[fading cobalt]

The question is what did you ankh

[amber plover]

40 hours in and finally a high scoring game

[balmy ridge]

ok men drop avepe men

[fallen fossil]

nice

[fading cobalt]

You can be in a server for more reasons than cuz you play the game

[lunar zealot]

🙃

[buoyant fog]

BRO LET ME DRAW A FLUSH GOD DAMMIT

I hate flush builds

[supple crown]

its going well i think

[unreal iron]

lmao

[fallen fossil]

you know it wasn't that bad

if I had cloud 9

[supple crown]

guys do i sell perkeo for photo? 👀 /s

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck

[fallen fossil]

it would be very op

[fading cobalt]

Maybe they joined ages ago cuz they were gonna buy the game then changed their mind but stayed in the server

[quasi yew]

perkele

[unreal iron]

holy swashbuckler value

buckler naneinf real?

[supple crown]

lmfao its on 49

[balmy ridge]

mmmaaaaybe

[fading cobalt]

I think you're copying perkeo

[supple crown]

its genuinely adding a few es

[lunar zealot]

Nonsense

[balmy ridge]

swashbuckler carrying as usual btw

[lunar zealot]

copy swash

[tepid skiff]

Sell perkeo for that photo

[supple crown]

👀

[balmy ridge]

you know whats up

[lunar zealot]

@supple crown reroll for baron and mime

[vale wharf]

I finally unlocked all decks

[buoyant fog]

why not both?

[unreal iron]

user checks out surprisingly

[fading cobalt]

The sky

[amber plover]

baron did not show up sighhh

[opal delta]

sell perkeo for a perkeo

[lunar zealot]

1 baron 1 mime + red seal steel king = 6 plutos

[supple crown]

yeah

[lunar zealot]

not even counting all the blueprints you have

[supple crown]

i know

[fading cobalt]

Me when I soul card hoping for something different

[lunar zealot]

Your mom knows

ohhhh

[opal delta]

no wait

better idea

[unreal iron]

perkeo brainstorm...

[opal delta]

sell perkeo for TWO perkeos

[unreal iron]

yummers

[lunar zealot]

Call that a

[vale wharf]

Is gold stake round 1 rocket a good idea? (red deck)

[unreal iron]

managed to do a flush 5 run with lucky cat yesterday :3

[balmy ridge]

shocker huh?

[lunar zealot]

Yes obviously

[unreal iron]

so many 3s

[lunar zealot]

just don't die

[unreal iron]

extremely

[balmy ridge]

+hack?

[fading cobalt]

Surely you have observatory right

Thats how you're surviving

[lunar zealot]

Imagine all this and they don't

[unreal iron]

perkeo brainstorm oops lucky cat

[lunar zealot]

LMAO

[supple crown]

No i didnt get it yet /j

[balmy ridge]

i had a f5 all 2s run with hack and wee it was pretty insane

[unreal iron]

turtle bean deadslotted for the sticker

[fading cobalt]

Lmfao

[buoyant fog]

I actually hate gros michel

[balmy ridge]

on plasma too**

[opal delta]

holy yapping
this makes my head hurt a lot

[buoyant fog]

bro kills himself after 2 rounds

[unreal iron]

the humble slowmode:

[buoyant fog]

every single time

[lunar zealot]

should have skipped the rounds

[tepid skiff]

ok

[fading cobalt]

Me when gros michel goes extinct after 1 round or when gros michel refuses to go extinct when I want cavendish

[balmy ridge]

people talking in a discord chat made for talking

[opal delta]

there is no slowmode

[unreal iron]

make one im ngl

[buoyant fog]

so true

[unreal iron]

skill issue

[lunar zealot]

dont worry chat

za WARUDO

[opal delta]

yeah I love to socialize but not when some people are yapping like uhhh

[balmy ridge]

did u guys know drspecterd was an actual teacher

i just realized today

[supple crown]

yea

[balmy ridge]

so cool

[buoyant fog]

goes extince after boss blind 🥀

[lunar zealot]

Shoulda skipped the boss blind

[opal delta]

that’s nice

[buoyant fog]

when will they add this

[lunar zealot]

They already have added this

[buoyant fog]

me skipping all the way to ante 32

[lunar zealot]

first you have to play 5 balatro runs in a row on red stake on erratic deck

[unreal iron]

somehow picked up a gros michel for a sticker and it went extinct after beating the boss

[lunar zealot]

Then go to collection and then jokers

[unreal iron]

it was the last shop

[lunar zealot]

and then click mime 122 times

[buoyant fog]

damn

[lunar zealot]

And then you will be able to skip boss blinds

[unreal iron]

i mean its fine i know how to do it but like

so fucking annoying

[buoyant fog]

dude I am not excited for trying to get C++

[grizzled jetty]

guys?

[unreal iron]

im doing it twice :3

its definitely not easy

[balmy ridge]

is this real?

[unreal iron]

but it does make you way better at the game

and also delusional

EXTREMELY delusional

[buoyant fog]

Yeah I love this game but gold stake makes me wanna kms sometimes

[balmy ridge]

fact checked by true american patriots?

[buoyant fog]

I feel like the seeds are so much more difficult

[opal delta]

I’m running a lemon build right now

[tepid skiff]

slay

[unreal iron]

when the perishable rental

[unreal iron]

whats the most viable build in cloverpit

is there an end?

ive watched so many gameplay videos but i dont seem to understand

[opal delta]

any build is viable

[lunar zealot]

So like

[buoyant fog]

me when perishable rental egg appears in shop

[lunar zealot]

genshin impact?

[buoyant fog]

then reroll for eternal rental egg

actually lets talk about eternal rental egg

[balmy ridge]

hardest difficulty
is hard
:0

[unreal iron]

decent pickup (not really)

[buoyant fog]

why does it pop up SO MUCH?

[balmy ridge]

i want cloverpit but it isnt on sale yet

[unreal iron]

can you hit naneinf with baron mime?

probably a no

dont like the game 0/10

[buoyant fog]

okay but like I feel like orange stake is so much easier than gold

like the seeds are worse too but thats probably confirmation bias or whatever

[lunar zealot]

Nahhhh

[cloud sinew]

keep it balatro or take it elsewhere like #🃏・off-topic

[unreal iron]

i'd argue gold is easier than orange ima be so fr

[tacit quail]

credit card me NOW

[buoyant fog]

you must be fun at parties

[lunar zealot]

inb4 the inevitable 🤓 reactions from #theusualsuspects

[tacit quail]

ice cream in the buffoon pack

[unreal iron]

🤓

[unreal iron]

yummy

[lunar zealot]

chat am i the only who pronounced rebate like re bah teh

[tacit quail]

i hit the buffy and i get a mildly useful perishable

[unreal iron]

look the 1$ jokers come in clutch sometimes ok

[buoyant fog]

okay /gen how so

[unreal iron]

rent isnt as bad if you have interest

[tacit quail]

genuine

[unreal iron]

yes bro

[tacit quail]

ye

me to

its easier

[unreal iron]

imagine finding a brainstorm thats 11$ vs a brainstorm thats 1$

if you have interest you can mitigate the damage taken from the rental fee

[lunar zealot]

Brainstorm is $10

[tacit quail]

like you can also get stuff like free diet colas, 1$ rares, free hallucination for 1 shop

1$ clown rerolls

[unreal iron]

i remember it being 11 what

thats crazy

yeah you get the point tho

[lunar zealot]

you're STUPID

NEVER show your face here again

[unreal iron]

WAAAA IM SORRYYYYY

[lunar zealot]

BANNED for 1000 years

[unreal iron]

okay...

[buoyant fog]

Damn I cannot argue with this

[unreal iron]

😔

[lunar zealot]

And your horse is banned too

[unreal iron]

NOT MY HORSE

DONT YOU DARE

[boreal oar]

depends when you find it because the 1 dollar brainstorm costs 3 dollars x the amount of remaining rounds

[tacit quail]

1$ invisible joker

[heavy hare]

how does one achieve this 😭

[tacit quail]

really its 7$

7 dollar invis is cool

[heavy hare]

also brisket guilty gear spotted

[lunar zealot]

roll the r

rrrrrebate

pronounce it like stereotypically spanish

[cloud sinew]

it's net -$6 which is more than invis normally

[tacit quail]

how much is normal invis

[lunar zealot]

8

[cloud sinew]

net -$4

[unreal iron]

also can immediately get value off of rentals due to being able to sell them immediately for a $
a rental hallucination early can give you 2 tarots if you pick it up whereas orange stake its like 4$?

[tacit quail]

eh, still worth

ill pull smth to dupe

[cloud sinew]

it's worth it's just worse

situationally better though

[lunar zealot]

inb4 you get jackshit and it expires

[buoyant fog]

fair enough but like I am so bad with money

irl and in balatro

[lunar zealot]

JESUS fucking christ lightning just struck

[tacit quail]

i will still redeem it

[foggy gull]

Easyy

[unreal iron]

so in conclusion gold is easier than orange due to the immediate value that rentals give + not expensive

[lunar zealot]

I LOVE CLIMATE CHANGE

I LOVE GREENHOUSE GASES

[unreal iron]

dont pick up stupid shitty rentals

[cloud sinew]

rentals have niche benefits, but you're being disingenuous if you say it's generally easier at gold stake than at orange stake.

[unreal iron]

thats it

[opal delta]

repost but this fun was so funny

[buoyant fog]

I see rental and I turn my face

[tacit quail]

why are you perishable vro

[lunar zealot]

@unreal iron is your profile picture a gorilla or a dog

[unreal iron]

holy runner

[buoyant fog]

or turn the other cheek or whatever the ohrase is

[tacit quail]

i dont want eternal runner if it ends up being 2 of them

[unreal iron]

a seal actually

[foggy gull]

W

[lunar zealot]

What the fuck

Oh my god it is a seal

[unreal iron]

yessss...

[buoyant fog]

runner is one of the best chip jokers

[lunar zealot]

Ehhh 2 runners is a bit much

[unreal iron]

i mean my pfp has been confused with KRATOS like twice

[foggy gull]

Best deck?

[lunar zealot]

especially eternal runner

[unreal iron]

what the fuck