🕹・game-discussion

[shell seal]

I would strength the Ace and king

Or maybe cut some cards

[lament crater]

i kinda do wanna do strength because later on i can then strength 2 aces back to 2s

[shell seal]

Yep

[lament crater]

like rn

[cosmic sun]

aa

[royal bobcat]

That's not white stake:(

[random ice]

Yeah, but I've beaten white stake once

[white zodiac]

omg same

[tropic ravine]

Should I take? I have a full deck of heart queens red seal

[shell seal]

Is idol online?

[tropic ravine]

Yep it always is

[shell seal]

I think u can sell bloodstone

[tropic ravine]

Yeah ok got it

Idk how I would even take an oops anyway

[shell seal]

And before selling invis, sell photo

[tropic ravine]

True thanks

It hit brainstorm

[lament crater]

what a save

choices to be made here

[alpine nest]

Guys i got planted

[alpine nest]

BUY IT ALL

[vague belfry]

dont

[lament crater]

this feels counterproductive

[vague belfry]

open the buffoon pack and spectral pack, or get the voucher, either or

[lament crater]

wraith and trance

ig i'll use trance

[vague belfry]

trance

early game planets are unstoppable

[white zodiac]

they’re five antes in

[lament crater]

eternal misprint and perishable bloodstone...

😭

i need chips

[white zodiac]

why is that your only joker

[vague belfry]

i woke up 5 minutes ago

[lament crater]

ig i'll sell bloodstone for reroll

[vague belfry]

yes

[lament crater]

because i haven't found a single other productive joker rn

everything i find are tarots and planets

in shop

[vague belfry]

jokerless moment

[lament crater]

and the mouth is next...

ggs

[vague belfry]

07

[lament crater]

i'll take hierophant and hope i get all 2s

4oak 2s would go massively here

i think

lemme calculate

nvm

@solid tapir its joeover

[white zodiac]

[solid tapir]

unfortunate

run it back

the next run will be free

[white zodiac]

let him do the seed

[solid tapir]

yes please

share it

I'm doing some work rn, but I will attempt it when I'm free

I'll start the ws with that

[late helm]

KABOOM, anotha gold stake down, last ante directors cut came in clutch

[white zodiac]

no you’re not

[solid tapir]

I believe in me

the plasma enjoyer

@lament crater plz don't reset without copying the seed

[white zodiac]

seeded runs don’t count towards your streak anyways

[lament crater]

CWRL34JR

[solid tapir]

oh

[lament crater]

o7

[solid tapir]

what if we counted it anyways

[full iris]

i just finnished the last deck on gold stake, why havent i gotten c+ ;-;

[solid tapir]

I guess it's not fair cuz I know there's a wee

[white zodiac]

[solid tapir]

and the wee would make it free

😔

[solid tapir]

gg

[solid tapir]

bug

[lament crater]

we rerun it

[solid tapir]

play another stake any deck

it should fix

[lament crater]

joker stencil

nah

i won't take it

next shop better be good

jimbo...

[solid tapir]

stencil maybe not terrible pickup, then you just need to worry about chips

[lament crater]

game is eternal bait

[solid tapir]

smile through it

[lament crater]

this cannot be real rn

worst shop ever

rerun it

[white zodiac]

fyi you can play out the first 4 rounds with nothing

[lament crater]

ik but i was at round 6

[white zodiac]

[past nebula]

ALWAYS TAKE THE DAMN RARE TAG!!!

[lament crater]

mmmmm ankh (i have no jokers)

immolate tho

money

[past nebula]

HELLO??

im winning today

i think its worth to gamble the bloostone chance over throwbacks 2.75

[late helm]

I love this game

[past nebula]

hell yeah

[vapid nest]

I Hope you lose

[late helm]

is it worth it

[ivory sun]

already won

[undone laurel]

🤤

[lament crater]

what am i even seeing rn

lsd jokers

[floral mural]

weakest red card rub

[ivory sun]

4 eternal poly red cards

[lament crater]

hi brainstorm

[late helm]

PIVOT=?!?!

[full iris]

Hell yeah

[harsh relic]

nice!

[full iris]

time for c++ 💀

[lament crater]

brainstorm hack

[unborn cliff]

trust in the pivot

[latent egret]

MAN F THIS (just the shop tag, nat neg)

[unborn cliff]

better hope you find some face cards

temperance value

[stiff fjord]

just lost a run with madness + eternal smeared joker & hologram

just because the game kept giving me unusable hands and no standard packs

[unborn cliff]

certainly a run

[stiff fjord]

this game is ragebaiting me i swear

[alpine nest]

The first person to guess my favorite rapper gets to dictate my next run

[brittle mirage]

How do I play this? Do I just take the econ hit?

[alpine nest]

Do u have retcon

[brittle mirage]

Nope

Just directors cut

[alpine nest]

What's ur deck looking like

[brittle mirage]

I haven't seen the plant/window yet, and both will kill

[brittle mirage]

All red seals except maybe 1 or 2

[alpine nest]

Have you taken heiro or petro?

[brittle mirage]

Both

[alpine nest]

Roll for luchador probably

Or take the econ hit

[stiff fjord]

mf doom

[alpine nest]

Depending on if you think you can reroll into dna again

[alpine nest]

No

[stiff fjord]

dammit

[brittle mirage]

I think I'll take the econ hit, since it might take even more econ to roll into DNA

[alpine nest]

Alright then. God speed

[brittle mirage]

Thanks for the help

[alpine nest]

Np

[terse vale]

yeah basically

nawt the place to ask

[dire tapir]

so is that why

[terse vale]

delete incase someone gets mad about it

[latent egret]

MAN I LOVE IT

[dire tapir]

man I really like this game but I don’t have 15 bucks

😔

why is it money

why can’t they make it free

[alpine nest]

Bc

They need to make money

[latent egret]

if it's free, you're the product

[terse vale]

honestly people who pirate probably weren’t gonna buy the game anyways so its not really sales lost

[dire tapir]

😭

I just wanna play sumbalatro

[alpine nest]

That reminds me of this group of ppl i met once

They don't want ads
They don't want their data harvested
They don't want battlepasses
They don't want to pay
They don't want skins to be paid for

And i was like

What?

Like

[vocal rose]

telescope and shortcut

easy straight run

[latent egret]

balatro

on abandoned too

[alpine nest]

Balatro balatrez balala

[dire tapir]

😭 😭

[alpine nest]

Btw balatro is like ten on android I'm pretty sure

[floral mural]

me when i want goods and services but not how those goods and services get financed

[stiff fjord]

ok but data harvesting and ads suck ass

[alpine nest]

One time i saw an ad where someone said that taxes weren't good for economic growth so we could get rid of em

But that we don't want the government making products bc they'd suck

Like then how tf do you want them to nake money

[hasty harness]

eternal riftraff cooked

[alpine nest]

You can't have everything tho

[hasty harness]

please no plant

🙏

[floral mural]

as much as some things today go overboard with ads you honestly cant expect to see a free product without any way to make money unless its a government site

[stiff fjord]

we don't need those

[hasty harness]

okay and suddenly the plant is no longer an issue

💀

[floral mural]

like its either free or perfectly convenient not both

[alpine nest]

Even government sites aren't perfectly convenient

They're usually subpar

Like 2010 ahh website

[floral mural]

they function and nothing else

[alpine nest]

If you can call that functioning

[floral mural]

for what you use them they do function

honestly give me banner ads on your site i can ignore and just take like the bottom of the screen and im good ngl

[alpine nest]

They're slow clunky usually organized weird in my experience and i think i had one crash but i mean they work. Well enough as long as ur not unlucky yeah

[modern panther]

You sunuvabitch, you rekindled my sense of wonder!

[stiff fjord]

i could deal with ads if they were not obstructive and time-wasting

or advertised whatever the hell i see on my youtube front page

[alpine nest]

Television ads be like

[stiff fjord]

people always say that as if we actually enjoyed seeing ads on tv

[alpine nest]

No one complained about them this much when they were on TV

And you can actually skip them now

[royal ore]

peak emperor

[royal ore]

vampire would go crazy here

[neat haven]

GUYS I UNLOCKED PLASMA!!!!

[modern panther]

HOOOOOOLYY

[lament crater]

:(

[violet bear]

You’re gonna break the economy

[modern panther]

There was an Oops in this shop, too...

And an ecto earlier in the run

I think

(The half was natural)

jesus...

[spiral glade]

do i pivot to photochad or continue with ancient joker?

[modern panther]

Are you running wilds? If so, I'd stay with Ancient

Wait, you're running smeared

[spiral glade]

no wilds

[solid tapir]

it begins

[lament crater]

@solid tapir

blessed

[hasty harness]

easiest gold stake black deck win ever

eternal riffraff carried

[modern panther]

Disgusting, what you're doing

[barren wigeon]

I just realized egg scales in money because of inflation

[hasty harness]

and got rewarded with the polychrome wheel

🤑

[barren wigeon]

i might be stupid

[lament crater]

perishable brainstorm prob has to go

[dense star]

Prob?

[lament crater]

@solid tapir should i keep space joker? although i kinda dont have a hand that i consistently focus on

[hasty harness]

since u have no levels in flush id say keep space

sell the brainstorm

wait

tbh u can prob sell green joker

blue joker

cuz its 100% multi hit rate

[lament crater]

ehhh i kinda need the chips rn

[dense star]

GREEN JOKER HATE?@!??!?!?!

[hasty harness]

i meant blue

green joker goated

[hasty harness]

yeah but think about it even with a base flush isnt that a lot just cuz the mult

if u copy the bloostone

[modern panther]

Je-sus Christ, yeah, the economy is demolished by now

[hasty harness]

cuz thats effectrively 3 bloodstones

[lament crater]

but only for like 1 round

[hasty harness]

yeah it is about to die

true

ig just sell the brainstorm

:p

btw how did u even get the perishable brainstorm

@lament crater

[modern panther]

I'm the reason the egg scales in value

[hasty harness]

showman?

[modern panther]

So. Much. Econ.

[lament crater]

perishable showman

[hasty harness]

lols

omg im so dumb

[broken spear]

my last deck

[hasty harness]

i just bought midas mask first shop

but i forgot im on abandoned deck

💀

[violet bear]

Paredolia in the buffoon pack

[lament crater]

sell blue joker for photo?

[broken spear]

unlock the completionist achievement

[hasty harness]

yea id say so

[lament crater]

space joker is so unlucky rn

[barren wigeon]

some men drown while others die of thirst

[modern panther]

Bungler or Chad? I do have some reds and a blue

[vapid nest]

Chad work better with The Golden ticket

I think

[modern panther]

Yea, I think the Bungler woulda been better if I kept the parking instead, but ticket is just so good.

Well... speaking of Vampire

I'm definitely posting the seed when I'm done.

[royal bobcat]

Imagine wearing skinny jeans in 2025

[west copper]

Bro I think that’s the LEAST concerning thing in the picture 😭😭

[royal bobcat]

No no it's probably the scariest part

my sleep paralysis demon is just a pair of skinny jeans

[modern panther]

JC6HSEJ1

[lament crater]

fuck the water

well thats ggs

[barren wigeon]

this is the best and worst thing ever

im gonna open the arcana pack and pray for hermit

no hermit

gues ill take blueprint

[cosmic sun]

chaos just got me bus

always take the goat when possible

[viral raft]

6 7% in my 32 hours new steam account

funny number lol it's so funny omg

[minor heath]

what do i sell for dna? a brainstorm? or wait for another ecto then get dna?

[alpine nest]

A brainstorm

You have enough copy jokers already

[minor heath]

okay thanks

[viral raft]

Brainstorm, i would said Blueprint because you have only one so it could apper in the shop again but you need to balance between Baron and Mime

so yeah, a brainstorm

[minor heath]

thank you, I was a bit indecisive

[viral raft]

Save Superposition to Temperance and Leaf boss

it's useless but does something i guess

[minor heath]

great advice!

[mild scaffold]

I never used red card in any Gold stake run, but I can see the ways that it's good

Theoretically it scales up at the same speed as green joker and ride the bus

[coarse silo]

Ain’t no way you did all the challenges and you still haven’t finished your collection

[minor gust]

Blessed run

[shy abyss]

john balatro has blessed me. the last joker i needed for C++ showed up as a nat negative

[vestal fern]

what is bro doing with two showmen😭

[barren wigeon]

hot take

gold stake sucks man

[minor gust]

I had reserve parking and swapped it last minute

0 benefit just sillies

I was rolling to try and get literally any of my non gold sticker jokers

[barren wigeon]

im getting no econ jokers

[minor gust]

And I found a second showman

[minor gust]

Mail n rebate is ur queen

U can swap it last minute when ur going for stickers

[barren wigeon]

been doing gold stake so much

[minor gust]

Trust me I’m there

[barren wigeon]

haven't gotten a single econ joker

[minor gust]

Only 6 jokers left

[minor gust]

Try using riff raff early on

[warped snow]

o7

[barren wigeon]

only riff raffs im getting are either rental or eternal

[warped snow]

couldve been on ante 11 or smt

[barren wigeon]

I LOVE GETTING THE WORST JOKERS IN THE GAME AND NO ECON!!!

[cold finch]

Seriously, wheel?

[lament crater]

2nd time today

[tranquil cedar]

lately I've gotten like four barons in the shop and they were all perishable

[obsidian cargo]

Just got an insane green deck five of a kind aces run

[junior crescent]

how should i order the jokers to get highest mult

[obsidian cargo]

D5C5381K
Seed if anyone wants to try

[junior crescent]

lucky cat at 1.25x btw

the run is over :(

[brave goblet]

You got past ante 8 so you already won tehcnically

[balmy ridge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bWOhYKL8jlE?si=5qRnyx0Ufsln3iLc

[abstract rivet]

Btw erosion is flat mult

[shell mica]

what do we think

[abstract rivet]

It applies after bloodstone so erosion did nothing

I don't think thats enuf for naninf

[balmy ridge]

unlucky run, gotta hold r

[shell mica]

oh yeah it cant get past ante 19

still a goated run

[abstract rivet]

Honestly i don't get how people manage to get like 800 planets or so

Unless they specifically use crimson bean to get more ectoplasm uses

[balmy ridge]

just perkeo

triple perkeo copied by blueprint + brainstorm is 5 copies at the end of shop

[balmy ridge]

so in this case 163 actually isnt a crazy amount

[lament crater]

might finally be the gold stake win

[abstract rivet]

.. plasma?

[lament crater]

yeah

i get 500k rn per flush

[abstract rivet]

Did u get violet vessel

[lament crater]

not yet

ante 7

manacle

[abstract rivet]

Violet vessel plasma is a big jumpscare

2.4 mill is insane

[balmy ridge]

bull here would be crazy

[shell mica]

welp, still prolly my best run yet

[alpine basalt]

the triple perk is crazy

[shell mica]

perk, ankh and invis in the first 2 antes

[stark pier]

what a shop

[alpine basalt]

seeded or unseeded?

[shell mica]

seeded

i never get this kind of luck in my runs sadly

[alpine basalt]

you want a really cracked seed? try 15D7YBR1 skip first for nat neg perk and first shop has another soul in the spectral for chicot

got my highest round on that seed yesterday

[lament crater]

ultrawide moniter is tweaking

[stark pier]

it is

lol

[lament crater]

first ever gold stake win lets go babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dire sapphire]

Ive never done a seeded run

My highest ante is ante 32

[stark pier]

lucky

[lament crater]

so satisfying

[alpine basalt]

how long have you been playing for?

[dire sapphire]

Was on a seed with 3 souls
First was perk
Second was trib (useless)
3rd was another perk with showman (uselesser)

[dire sapphire]

a while

[lament crater]

@solid tapir

[stiff fjord]

zodiac deck gold stake complete ✅

[lament crater]

i'm satisfied

gold stake finally

[modern panther]

How did i win with this build?

[viral raft]

I did the challenges first before starting Gold staking, the colletion was easy but only remains Chicot and the Illusion voucher

[coarse silo]

I unlocked Chicot as my first legendary joker lol

And I’m also missing that same voucher

Istg it’s rarer than antimatter

[viral raft]

Magic Tricks suck ahh, so is normal to not seen often his second version

Like, noone buys that shit unless doing anchievemnts or maxing Hologram

[gaunt folio]

I finally never have to touch black deck ever again

[modern panther]

I had no right to win with flush house

[gaunt folio]

But for some reason I didn’t get c+

[eager lynx]

pretty good roster so far

(black deck)

[winter pike]

you gotta win another run

ive heard

[modern panther]

Damn you, force of habit!

[lament crater]

gg!!!

[lone halo]

Any general advice for plasma deck purple stake and up?

[left vigil]

Judgement blueprint with invisible joker in hand

[lone halo]

I made it from white-blue stake without using a single mult joker, now I'm lost

[modern panther]

NO! NOT AGAIN! I REFUSE!

[left vigil]

Unfortunate

[sage abyss]

Trying to unlock decks, If get a game over at this point, will mr bones activate causing me to win the game? also what joker should i sacrifice?

[lament crater]

reminds me i need to unlock invis joker

[lament crater]

you still need 25k total chips

[modern panther]

You could just... sell mr bones... (if you think you can win)

[lament crater]

if you think you can score 100k, sell bones

[sage abyss]

this is what i have

[lament crater]

if you think you can go for at least 25k

sell any joker that doesnt contribute enough

[sage abyss]

flushes are lv 7

so what's my best option?

[lament crater]

thinkin the flush joker

but i might be wrong

wait for someone else to answer

[sage abyss]

i'll ask someone ik in another server

[modern panther]

Yeah, might be a droll angle...

[pale wolf]

with trib and chad and blueprint I would be surprised if that doesn't win

[lament crater]

droll joker sell and js get enough club flushes

[lone halo]

Blueprint on mr bones so you only need 12.5k chips to win

[modern panther]

Don't work like that

[pale wolf]

you copy trib btw

[lament crater]

...

[sage abyss]

hope this extra bit of info helps

[lament crater]

lemme do one bit of calculation

brb

[pale wolf]

16^2 is 256x125 is like 25000 you win

just get a flush with 1 (one) face

[sage abyss]

and then if mr bones activates, will it guarentee a win?

[pale wolf]

yea

mr bones wins

It's more likely that you just win the round outright IMO

since you'll probably have more than one face

[sage abyss]

but the million dollar queestion is what joker should i sell

[pale wolf]

clubs joker

[winter pike]

droll

[pale wolf]

or the flysh

doesnt really matter tbh

[lament crater]

js sell droll

place blueprint next to trib

[sage abyss]

what's droll?

[lament crater]

the flush joker

[pale wolf]

Read your Jokers???

[coarse silo]

The 5th joker

[winter pike]

the red and black guy

[lament crater]

2nd from the right

[winter pike]

and white

[pale wolf]

there aren't many options to choose from

[sage abyss]

sell the flush joker and then where should i move the blueprint?

[winter pike]

read the joker explains the joker

[modern panther]

Reading the card explains the card.

[modern panther]

Trib

[lament crater]

next to the legendary joker

the one with the special background

where it says

[sage abyss]

done

[lament crater]

triboulet

[sage abyss]

hope this works...

[lament crater]

and now play a club flush

ideally 2 face cards

[pale wolf]

hold up let me just open up the game and play a seed up to this point in the game identically with the same build so I can make a gif telling you what to do

[shell dagger]

Crap im gonna have to reset my bus

[pale wolf]

this is making fun of me

[stark pier]

how dare you

[sage abyss]

I won

[lament crater]

yeah

[shell dagger]

Another round 23 mult pivot

[modern panther]

Oh, No! ThIs Is TeRrIbLe

[pale wolf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1431354858971070584/screen-20251020-192021.mp4?ex=68fe6e17&is=68fd1c97&hm=b2223ff6c44f163be0e01045dc0073447b4686eaebf98e3f4ac662bb5b0a3952&

[lament crater]

gj joshua

[sage abyss]

i used a 2 queens, a red seal jack, and a numbered card

[lament crater]

yep that was good

[sage abyss]

causing me to easily get 1 million chips

i also got the achievement

heres the seed

[shell dagger]

Generational play

I won

[winter pike]

why did you do this

[pale wolf]

it was a brilliant play, tbh i think the game is the one in the wrong here

[winter pike]

uh

sure

lets go with that

[lament crater]

paredolia ride the bus synergy is too OP

i have the music off rn and i still hear it inside my head

what balatro does to someone:

[cosmic sun]

forgot I had sumo, it was useless either way

game is free

[proven gulch]

avg vagabond run (fixed for straights)

[winter pike]

actually, it's $14.99 on steam

[lament crater]

no it isn't, you have to pay for balatro

[winter pike]

not free

[winter pike]

great minds think alike

[lament crater]

ahhhh the braincell intertwined

truly peak

[winter pike]

it's my only one

[white zodiac]

thanks for the reminder

[modern panther]

No, this is Balatro

[sage abyss]

is it possible to get steam achievements in a seeded run?

[fading cobalt]

The one time I didn't go yellow deck...

[proven gulch]

did i win

[cosmic sun]

buffoon pack in credit fart

[rugged pecan]

Can you all ask nicely for a brainstorm or blueprint please

I’m desperate 😭

Spending $100 on this because it’s not showing up anywhere else

[fading cobalt]

Give them burnt joker

[rugged pecan]

😠

CAMPFIRE

💀

[solid tapir]

congratulations, sorry for late reply. I was with friend.

:)

[stiff fjord]

campfire from wraith ☠️

[lament crater]

massively confused rn

yesy

i just won a run

with 4 jokers

[proven gulch]

sell trib?

[lament crater]

but no umm

invis joker unlock

does it have to be 4 jokers every damn round?

[proven gulch]

i think so

just play painted lol

[lament crater]

and i already had this beautiful setup mannnnn 😭

[cosmic sun]

how much you scoring

if you take smeared be extra careful around suit debuff blinds

[late helm]

this cannot be healthy

[solid tapir]

we don't need jokers to win the game

so winning with 4 is normal frfr

[solid tapir]

I think so

play painted

[lament crater]

painted is pain tho

no pun intended

[solid tapir]

it's actually a smooth experience once you get used to being less reliant on jokers

[white zodiac]

never have more than 4 jokers at any point in the run

[lament crater]

grrrr dumb ruling

i think i'm done for the day tho

tmrw idk what i'll do

[winter pike]

balatro :)

[solid tapir]

black deck :)

[pale wolf]

reread the unlocked condition

[lament crater]

only if its the seed

otherwise hell no, i'm not doing black deck now for stakes 😭

[proven gulch]

only 3 stickers :(

i hate leaf, made me throw away trib

[solid tapir]

understandable xd

[solid tapir]

the leaf giving trib the treatment it deserves

[winter pike]

this statement has truth to it

[proven gulch]

anyway baby's second gold stake, 40% to challenges :)

[lament crater]

i wonder in what context there would be that on balatroseeds.com...

oh

😭

[rugged pecan]

Uhhhhhhh

[lament crater]

why in the hell does that need to be put on the website

[rugged pecan]

Why are you doing this to yourself

[proven gulch]

good game

[bronze tendon]

when you play gold stake do all of the previous stakes modifiers apply aswell

[rugged pecan]

Valid

[proven gulch]

yeah

[rugged pecan]

Yup

[soft anvil]

these are my favorite custom balatro cards ngl

[tranquil cedar]

actually found this website myself and got absolutely dumbfounded when I scrolled to the bottom and saw that

[bronze tendon]

lord have mercy

[proven gulch]

i'm c++ but got a new phone

[bronze tendon]

and i thought red stakes were bad

[lament crater]

i js wonder in what context does it need to be linked there

[bronze tendon]

what does this mean

c++ is a coding language no

[rugged pecan]

Prototypes “every second blind” really wouldn’t work as intended but the others seem great

[winter pike]

its an achievement

in the game

[proven gulch]

completionist++, an achievement

[winter pike]

they beat gold stake with every joker

[bronze tendon]

apologies 🙏

[alpine nest]

No apologizing

[rugged pecan]

Epic I’m on my way there 😭 currently got the C, no + yet

[alpine nest]

We don't do that here

[bronze tendon]

man this community is peak

[alpine nest]

i got the C and the D

[rugged pecan]

What’s the D 🤨

[lament crater]

c is js all jokers and consumables etc unlocked

[proven gulch]

i've got a c++ in english :)

[lament crater]

right?

[rugged pecan]

Yep

[winter pike]

yes

[rugged pecan]

Took me ages to get stone joker for some reason, now he won’t stop showing up

[lament crater]

lemme check how close i am to that

[bronze tendon]

js got a 38 billion blind off a straight i’m feeling extremely chuffed rn

[rugged pecan]

damnnnn well done

[alpine nest]

It's like the BBC

[rugged pecan]

Ohhh the news channel?

[alpine nest]

No the joker

[winter pike]

how many non jokers are you missing

[rugged pecan]

Hmmm

[winter pike]

or are you only missing jokers

[proven gulch]

🥲

[lament crater]

1 planet card and 14 jokers

[tranquil cedar]

Prototype copying DNA:

[winter pike]

that doesnt add up

[rugged pecan]

Which planet??

[winter pike]

324 + 1 + 14 = 339

[winter pike]

one tag

as well

[tranquil cedar]

the one tag

[rugged pecan]

A tag

Yeah

Which tag

[tranquil cedar]

evil tag

[winter pike]

meteor tag

[alpine nest]

Flush house and meteor tag

[winter pike]

which is the one that gives you a mega celestial pack

[bronze tendon]

never seen some of these cards lol

[alpine nest]

It'd be funny if everything had an unlock condition

[lament crater]

lemme get that ig

[west hemlock]

Is photograph worth it here

[alpine nest]

Like you start only with Jimbo and have to go from there

[proven gulch]

if no other jokers are valid everything is jimbo

[rugged pecan]

Even the cards in the deck

You have to unlock all 52 separately

[alpine nest]

LMAO

[proven gulch]

regardless of whether jimbo is unlocked i think

[west hemlock]

No wait I should pick up directors cut first

[rugged pecan]

I’d say it depends on your levels and scaling

[alpine nest]

The jimbo unlock condition is buy jimbo

[proven gulch]

works with souls too

[rugged pecan]

No no

Buy all jokers

Because he’s the only one that shows up then

[alpine nest]

LMAO

I'd love that

[rugged pecan]

Negative tags actually gonna be useful 🙏

[bronze tendon]

skip first two blinds then flush is the only way to play the game

[tranquil cedar]

Technically all jokers have the unlock condition of paying at least $10

[soft anvil]

public nuisance is a death sentence by the way

[alpine nest]

technically correct

Well not if they sail the seven seas tho

[lament crater]

is meteor tag js extinct for me atp 😭

[alpine nest]

Lol

[lament crater]

oh meteor is ante 2

that is

[alpine nest]

....

[lament crater]

SO MUCH MORE ANNOYING

[bronze tendon]

do legendary jokers only show up in spectral mode packs?

[alpine nest]

I discover all the tags by accident

[alpine nest]

Arcana

[bronze tendon]

hmmmmmm

that anti boss blind one is goated

[alpine nest]

On ghost deck can you roll into soul

[crisp haven]

no

[pale wolf]

wait

[alpine nest]

They should change that

[pale wolf]

why doesnt the game just only allow you to "buy and use" souls and black holes in shop

[bronze tendon]

i feel like a first year listening to professors argue

[alpine nest]

Lol

[tranquil cedar]

I understand this feeling lmao

[vocal rose]

in 42 minutes from now I will win gold stake black deck

[viral raft]

Good luck

[tranquil cedar]

do they know?

[alpine nest]

Lmal lmap lmao

• @tranquil cedar

[tranquil cedar]

fuck you I can't type

[crisp haven]

if that was the case then you could perkeo it and have infinite souls

[tranquil cedar]

actually giggled btw

[alpine nest]

You can only rly use 5

Unless showman

Also how often would that even happen

[bronze tendon]

i watched that professor twitch streamer fully make a gold card straight flush king deck in an hour and i was struck with awe

[alpine nest]

You'd be in endless by rhen

[full iris]

Is anaglyph deck good for farming gold seals cuz the negatie skip tags?

[alpine nest]

Mhm

[white zodiac]

no lol

[alpine nest]

At the beginning

Like after a bit you move to ghost and yellow

[full iris]

i have like 63/150 rn

[alpine nest]

You can prolly do 3 more analglyph runs

[white zodiac]

oh joker stickers

[alpine nest]

Then you got to other decks

[crisp haven]

when you get most of them gold stickered switch to ghost deck

[white zodiac]

halfway

[full iris]

i see

[tranquil cedar]

why does this damn stone always have an eternal sticker

looks inside

[white zodiac]

amplifies it's mediocrity

[gaunt folio]

I did it

[coarse silo]

Average madness build

[alpine nest]

....

[gaunt folio]

Now it worked

[alpine nest]

Who hurt you

[gaunt folio]

And I’m the proud owner of c+

[tranquil cedar]

madness under black stake??

crazy madman

[coarse silo]

Red stake

[alpine nest]

You could say it's madness

[tranquil cedar]

peak literature

[tranquil cedar]

y'all kneel to this mf NOW

he's the true gambler

[viral raft]

tbh madness without Black stake is easy as hell, the blinds doesn't ask you for too much Chips so you can basically won with Madness early game and a good poker hand

[tranquil cedar]

perhaps

the only time I really used madness was in 15 min city lmao

[alpine nest]

Is that the name of that challenge

[tranquil cedar]

15 minute city yeah

The one with rtb

[alpine nest]

I never payed attention

[viral raft]

Perhabs? bro the only stake that can actually hurt you is green stake (high chip requiment), literally you can won with anything in low stakes, you just have to be gud

[tranquil cedar]

grammar police arrest this woman

[cursive lion]

mystic wraith pull 🔥

[alpine nest]

spits on police

[tranquil cedar]

I was saying it cause I'm not really a madness fan

and I'm omw to beat my third gold stake btw so I have at least a little bit of experience

[alpine nest]

YAY

[cursive lion]

she talks in maths

[viral raft]

me too tbh, i don't like to depend in only one or two jokers (Like madness, photochad, etc.)

[tranquil cedar]

why'd you get so excited 😭🌹

[tranquil cedar]

RAHHHHHH

[viral raft]

oh that's okay, good luck in thoses gold stake

[alpine nest]

Bc the third one is hard

[tranquil cedar]

SHE'S LIKE A DETUNED RADIO

[coarse silo]

The 2nd best feeling in Balatro is wraith/judgement locking tf in

The best feeling is wheel or fortune hitting

[alpine nest]

Beware the woman who talks in math

[tranquil cedar]

says something about a fridge in the middle but I can't remember

[solid tapir]

should I be copying business card or hanging chad

[cursive lion]

i know that song on bass

[tranquil cedar]

I sometimes wish 🗡️Dess was heHoly fucking shit did you see that

[solid tapir]

might seem like a dumb question but just wanna make sure

[lament crater]

tmrw i'll get C

i promise

[tranquil cedar]

I guess like depends on the blind scoee

[viral raft]

if you want to won the round: hanging, if you want to farm, Business

[tranquil cedar]

score*

for fuck's sake moonkat learn how to type man

[solid tapir]

this is the situation

I know I win for sure

[viral raft]

Business

[tranquil cedar]

yeah just copy business card

[solid tapir]

bet

[viral raft]

then you oneshot with Hologram

[solid tapir]

tyty

[nova junco]

auby pfp spotted btw

[tranquil cedar]

hi that's me :3

geez I only changed my pfp like yesterday and i already got like 4 comments about it lol

omori fans popping up everywhere

[cursive lion]

i unlocked the looks inside deck

[viral raft]

The White stake deck

[tranquil cedar]

mf unlocked the 🟣

[viral raft]

Plasma is such a underrated deck

[tranquil cedar]

“Balanced” yeah you betcho ass 💔

[nova junco]

We are everywhere lurking in the shadows

[viral raft]

cool stats

[cursive lion]

lucky cat is my favourite but yeah

red card, green joker, and constellation are my go tos which makes since they are good jokers

[nova junco]

Bro likes the color red

[tranquil cedar]

gold stake mentality

[cursive lion]

MY BODY IS READY 🗣️🔥

[tranquil cedar]

i love how is literally just an insult around here

[alpine nest]

6
11+10
7-4
√121

5²
3x5
4x8-3=X+8

(Iykyk)

Took me way too long to do this

[nova junco]

Meanwhile there's me

[cursive lion]

thats the base difficulty if someone wants to play white stake let them be

[alpine nest]

Fuck regigigas he starts so slowly

[viral raft]

yeah, is literrally just a walk in the park.

[tranquil cedar]

jeez hold on

[alpine nest]

He needs to knock it off

[cursive lion]

literally 1984

[nova junco]

That's only my mobile stats though iirc PC is much different

[cursive lion]

dawg DAWG first round

[alpine nest]

COOKING

[tranquil cedar]

6
21
3
11

25
15
21

am I onto something

[alpine nest]

Mhm

[tranquil cedar]

okay but onto what exactly 😭

[nova junco]

Wth is going on 😭

[cursive lion]

you need chip joker

[alpine nest]

Beware the woman that speaks in numbers

It's a satanic plan idk what to tell you

[viral raft]

Why obelisk works like that? i mean what's the meaning of gaining power because you don't play your most playing hand?? other cards have meaning on how they works (Satellite finding planets, Popcorn being eated, etc etc,) but obelisk i have no idea why does that

[tranquil cedar]

I'm going bananas bro I'm grosing my michel

[alpine nest]

R u trying for naneinf or just winning

[cursive lion]

just winning

[tranquil cedar]

i do be speaking in numbers too

hold on let me get something real quick

[nova junco]

Bro is wing gaster

[cursive lion]

i might use this to cheese purple stake and above

[cloud sinew]

building one hand up high and then dancing around that hand [playing anything but that hand]

[tranquil cedar]

Joker
x mult

-# x +y -3z = 10
-# 2x -y +z = 2
-# -x +2y -2z = 8

[alpine nest]

Obelisk works great with supernova

[tranquil cedar]

straight from #1187936299655647313

[nova junco]

Should I plug those into desmos or whta

[alpine nest]

No. I wish that's what I'd come up with

[tranquil cedar]

the areas intersect in some weird ass places that I believe have nothing to do with the real solutions

[white zodiac]

when I have 5 turn slow start under good stats

[nova junco]

There's too many numbers

[tranquil cedar]

y'all know about the Gaussian system or nah

[alpine nest]

It doesn't but it's rly cool

[solid tapir]

alright, yuri stays winning I guess.

[white zodiac]

what am I looking at

[alpine nest]

POV you grind rand bats

[nova junco]

I know a million things with gauss in the name I don't remember what that is

[solid tapir]

you are looking at money

and me winning plasma gold stake

[tranquil cedar]

okay get ready for a maths class

this is on topic btw cause balatro is just calculator 2

[alpine nest]

-# Over thinking but i wanna learn what that is

[nova junco]

LMAO

[white zodiac]

what's ur streak rn

[nova junco]

moonkat has been typing for a while I'm scared

[alpine nest]

I like math

[tranquil cedar]

so if you wanna solve these systems of three equations with three variables you can use what's called a gaussian system I believe (it's a direct translation from my language so it may differ)

let's take this one as an example
-# x +y -3z = 10
-# 2x -y +z = 2
-# -x +2y -2z = 8

now you group all the numbers in a kind of table like this
(1 1 -3 10)
(2 -1 1 2)
(-1 2 -2 8)

hold the phone cause there's more

[solid tapir]

this is my first run

I was busy a bit ago

[nova junco]

chucks the phone across the room

[alpine nest]

Holding my phone

[white zodiac]

oh nvm

[solid tapir]

dw it will be 4 soon

[cloud sinew]

can we balatro in balatro chat

[tranquil cedar]

aight then I'm moving my ass to #🃏・off-topic

[cloud sinew]

yok

[nova junco]

I think that has something to do with calculating the optimal blueprint distribution or smth

[alpine nest]

Girl no one cares but you rn

[cloud sinew]

i dont think it does

[tranquil cedar]

part 2 in my bio ‼️‼️‼️ /j

[cloud sinew]

what is your problem

[alpine nest]

Which one

[cloud sinew]

youre just mad, cry harder

wah wah wah

[alpine nest]

?

[cloud sinew]

🐴

[alpine nest]

Is this like rly bad rage bait

[cloud sinew]

no i genuinely think ur just a little baby

ban this individual, not even old enough to play balatro let alone be on discord

[nova junco]

Bait used to be beleiveable smh

[alpine nest]

Astute observation

[cloud sinew]

believable*

[alpine nest]

So this is bait gotcit

[white zodiac]

hey google set timer to 30 minutes

[terse vale]

tempted for 8ball

[alpine nest]

Eternal tho

[deep rapids]

bros got the eternal jimbo

[terse vale]

truuu

[cloud sinew]

you absolutely shouldnt take 8ball here

[deep rapids]

the overpowered joker

[cloud sinew]

im aware

[terse vale]

i’m just scared I won’t have enough support for stm

[cloud sinew]

8ball is not going to be a part of that support either way

[white zodiac]

not in this deck

[solid garden]

I had a blackboard in 4 consecutive runs now

wtfffffffffff

it's drivind me insane

g

[white zodiac]

it just occurred to me that I've not done a stm run on painted

[violet bear]

The +14 jimbo is crazy

[nova junco]

Almost as good as a banana

[cursive lion]

STOP GIVING ME GOOD CHIP JOKERS RAH

[alpine nest]

Next person to guess my favorite rapper gets to tell me what deck to play

[white zodiac]

epic lloyd

[alpine nest]

No but he's like top 15

[left vigil]

Most useful showman in history

[alpine nest]

.....

Wtf

[nova junco]

What deck are u on

[cursive lion]

plasma

[proven gulch]

oh, okay

[alpine nest]

You can keep guessing btw

[alpine nest]

Do it

[left vigil]

4 of a kind

[dreamy burrow]

Does it make sense that this counts as a straight flush?

[alpine nest]

Mhm

[white zodiac]

yeah

[alpine nest]

Four fingers

[wicked warren]

i need all the scaling xmult now!!

[proven gulch]

holy

[dreamy burrow]

But the 4 is a spade

[wicked warren]

huge deck too

[alpine nest]

Four of them makes a flush tho

Flush can be made with 4 cards

[nova junco]

The game's definition of a straight flush is a hand that contains a straight and a flush and it technically does because of 4 fingers

[white zodiac]

4 cards match the straight and flush criteria they can be independent

[left vigil]

This page is full of faces

[dreamy burrow]

I guess so

[alpine nest]

R u running steel

[left vigil]

Yes and gold

Riff raff my beloved

[alpine nest]

😭

[left vigil]

Right

[alpine nest]

Sell a mime

[left vigil]

But that's less funny

I'm selling a mime

[deep rapids]

but its correct

[alpine nest]

You could nana inf

[left vigil]

I'm a long way from that right now

I could, but a lot of things need to go right

[stiff fjord]

plasma slop

[final garden]

deck bloating

yorick got to 6x

[alpine nest]

Me after a pizza

[wintry ice]

what did i miss

[alpine nest]

Marh

[wintry ice]

all that because of numbers

[left vigil]

W showman

Time to sell another mime

[white zodiac]

[deep rapids]

now you need ecto

[left vigil]

Yep

And antimatter

Without a blank

smh

[vocal rose]

I did NOT win

in fact none of the runs made it past ante 4

im ASS

[white zodiac]

oh

[left vigil]

Ectogasm inbound

[white zodiac]

speaking of

[vocal rose]

THIS IS WHAT IM SURVIVING WITH

[west copper]

Decent run you got that twin

🥹

You got chips, you got mult, and you got 1.5x

[proven gulch]

poor leaf

[white zodiac]

oh that's funny

I almost had a hiker run

[west copper]

Shoot the moon would go genuinely bonkers here with mine

[proven gulch]

i had stm and got out of it for bp

Joker i sold was dna

[white zodiac]

[west copper]

Should’ve gotten Chad out and looked for mine

Mime

[proven gulch]

why

[west copper]

Mime with that many steels???

[proven gulch]

win more

[white zodiac]

should've upped your stm stats

[west copper]

This is a no brainer

❤️

I mean yeah it’s a win more

But who DOESN’T wanna win more

😼

[proven gulch]

i just wanna win

[west copper]

Why win a little when you can win MORE twin 🤤🥹🤞

[vocal rose]

im cooked

[white zodiac]

stm mime was technically the

oh

rest in rip

[bitter star]

i have finally completed my no card no joker no skips white deck run

[west copper]

Holy FUCK

😭😭😭😭😭

Got you facing ante 8 white stake final boss

On ante 5

Insanity bro

[proven gulch]

uh oh

[west copper]

Wall genuinely needs to be stopped

[bitter star]

as an added bonus i also did it while putting my hand on a burning stovetop the entire time

AMA

[vocal rose]

this is literally the hardest seed i’ve ever had

VXDKYH36

[west copper]

I’ve seen harder

[vocal rose]

someone give it a try or something

I might be ass but like

[wintry ice]

you are literally hanging on by a thread

[hardy moss]

Abandoned deck is treating me well then

[white zodiac]

maybe later

[left vigil]

Ectogasm, time for naneinf

[vocal rose]

holy shit im surprised I even survived that long

[bitter star]

showman

[proven gulch]

gl

[bitter star]

negative showman

incoming

youre fucked

[vocal rose]

I genuinely don’t know what I could’ve done better

my skill level ain’t that high

[white zodiac]

most of the seeds I've won on retry were just doing suboptimal decisions with hindsight knowledge

such as reroll on the first ante 😐

[proven gulch]

what are your tarot stats

[white zodiac]

to get a grimbo

[proven gulch]

wow really low hangman

[white zodiac]

deck trimming isnt a super high priority of mines

[shell seal]

how can i desinstall lovely?

🥀

[proven gulch]

is that like a modding thing

[west copper]

By being unlovely

[proven gulch]

oh

which is better

[solid tapir]

first win down, against a boss that isn't a real boss

[vocal rose]

trading card this early

[west copper]

Flash card

[solid tapir]

managed to gold sticker two other jokers too

[proven gulch]

yeah thats what i thought