🕹・game-discussion

[lament crater]

the wall...

[solid tapir]

wheels help too

oop

gl

[acoustic kettle]

One chip joker can go to ante 3 on it's own

[solid tapir]

hierophant is nice as well

[junior cloak]

Hey guys, been playing this a little here and there but want to actually be able to finish a run, send help 😂

[acoustic kettle]

Money good

[solid tapir]

don't overspend early

build towards pairs

till the shop prompts you to pivot

[cursive lion]

😈

[solid tapir]

and watch Dr.Spectred's gold stake videos

[solid tapir]

if you can afford to, you can sell red card

[cursive lion]

💔

[solid tapir]

rip

[acoustic kettle]

Worst hit

[solid tapir]

true

[cursive lion]

even chocit wouldve been better

[solid tapir]

chigoat would have been ideal

[lapis sierra]

fr

[solid tapir]

because you haven't hit the plant

[cursive lion]

CHIGOAT 🗣️

[solid tapir]

yur

[solid tapir]

this is funny

[cursive lion]

the monotone voice of roffle saying "modded balatro" is the best part

[red thistle]

Modded balala sucks.

Except for extra credit mod.

[solid tapir]

balatro with QoL mods is great

[cursive lion]

billions must yahimiace

[solid tapir]

I can't live without handy and calculator

[cursive lion]

that was the only non-qol mod i liked

[rigid forge]

Balala is crazy I've gone through 13 Antes without seeing a single hermit

[winter pike]

i cant live without bluestorm

[solid tapir]

pokermon was fun for a bit

[rigid forge]

Ante 8 win and ante 5 of next run nothing

[cursive lion]

no hermie?

[lament crater]

i should most likely quit this run (straight is my most played hand)

[solid tapir]

no hermie means temperence must have been there

[lament crater]

straight would save me

but also remove obelisk

[solid tapir]

where is your money

[rigid forge]

should be spamming pairs if you're playing obelisk

[lament crater]

the tooth...

[solid tapir]

oh

right

[acoustic kettle]

Obelisk is good

[rigid forge]

if you get whatever chips and whatever +mult and by that I mean whatever, even a misprint

Obelisk is braindead easy just spamming pairs then pivoting

[red thistle]

The 10 will hit the mult trust.

[lament crater]

should i play straight

[solid tapir]

can you not get away playing anything else

[lyric shore]

i think its cooked either way

[lament crater]

nope

[solid tapir]

rip

[rigid forge]

yeah run is fked, go next

[lament crater]

i'll js restart

[solid tapir]

you needed more chip jokers fr

[lament crater]

then summon chip jokers pls

pray for them

[cursive lion]

he needs base chips and mult jokers to live

[lament crater]

i guess i js got banner

[solid tapir]

she is playing plasma

[solid tapir]

banner is great

[lament crater]

yippie

[narrow wadi]

i don't like banner even if it's good

[solid tapir]

you don't need to spend money ante 1 on plasma btw

[lyric shore]

i open pack there

[pale wolf]

banner? i barely know er

[lament crater]

yea i know

[acoustic kettle]

You can clear to ante 3 without spending

[lament crater]

but it would be nice for the chips

[red thistle]

Banner? Please don't ban me.

[signal frigate]

I'd save for that voucher instead

[stiff fjord]

i don't think i like banner

[pale wolf]

what is the ??

[solid tapir]

understandable

[white zodiac]

banner? did she break tos

[lament crater]

preview mod that never works on money

[cursive lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-Z6_yfZoE

[solid tapir]

I like pissisng my friend off by repeating this script to him

me and his gf annoy him a lot with this

[cloud kiln]

Should you feel bad for not able to complete gold stake?

[cursive lion]

no

[solid tapir]

no, but if you have been playing for a while, yes.

[cloud kiln]

Cause any proper Balatro player should able to complete it

If you can't, there must be something wrong with your mind

[rigid forge]

is it lupus?

[lyric shore]

most elitist thing ever

[solid tapir]

its always lupus

[cloud kiln]

Everyone beating gold stake like no tomorrow

[rigid forge]

figured as much

[cloud kiln]

It makes me beating non-gold stake feels underwhelming or humiliating

[solid tapir]

gold stake is the only stake I enjoy now

white stake is too baby

[rigid forge]

Some people don't like difficult games and to beat gold stakes you need to lock in most of the time

If you're just dicking around picking whatever jokers and spamming crappy hands it wont be good enough

[rigid forge]

yep

[tardy gulch]

Which do I sell?

[lyric shore]

everyone got different skill why are you comparing yourself to anybody

[solid tapir]

for what

sell splash bro

[rigid forge]

ante and how much money you have, all these jokers suck ngl

[pale wolf]

its just the learning process, its the point of the channel

[solid tapir]

what is that dude doing in there

[cloud kiln]

Cause compare yourself makes you motivated to be better

[vocal warren]

💔

[lyric shore]

set your own goals and compare yourself to yourself in the past

[solid tapir]

I love perishables

[rigid forge]

skip blinds to make it last and beat ante 8 👿

[solid tapir]

I did a psychology study that involved questions like this being directed to people

[vocal warren]

but then i can't scale...

[rigid forge]

booo

[vocal warren]

i can't get stong..

💔

[pale wolf]

rental and perishable stickers on joker tags are spray bottles training you to stop skipping

[tardy gulch]

Well I’m kinda new to the game. $8, cards available: Fibonacci, 8 ball and mars

[solid tapir]

violent vessel

[cloud kiln]

Right now I feel not belong into this community because no gold stake clear

[vocal warren]

This is actually bringing tears to my eyes

[vocal warren]

LITERALLY

[solid tapir]

sell splash and buy fib

build around fib cards

[lyric shore]

bad way to think bro you are still learning

[vocal warren]

U belong chat, dont say that

🫂

[solid tapir]

as long as you're not a white stake endless player, you are welcome here

[tardy gulch]

Last run ante btw

[solid tapir]

ante 8 ?

[cloud kiln]

I quit after Ante 8 complete

[rigid forge]

you'll be playing like drspectred in no time, trust

[pale wolf]

so can nobody ever enter the community? how are you supposed to start if you cant be bad first

[tardy gulch]

Yes.

[lyric shore]

good start

[pale wolf]

correct

[solid tapir]

sell splash buy fib

you should be fine regardless

[vocal warren]

I should start doing that

[solid tapir]

splash is very useless (situational ass joker)

[cloud kiln]

You must prove yourself to be qualified to be in community

[white zodiac]

youll fit right in 😀

[pale wolf]

hell no

[rigid forge]

some tips for a newer player, try to always stay above 25$ for interest unless you are going to die then spend down

and value seals especially blue seals for planets and purple for tarot

[cloud kiln]

Upload a video footage of gold stake clear of at least 10 decks

[pale wolf]

im on a 3 streak 😄

[rigid forge]

L ragebait

[vocal warren]

I just do endless mode because I like getting ridiculous levels on my hands

[coral egret]

first ever run won with obelisk

[solid tapir]

Agate, I am a gold stake elitist, but this is too elitist, even for me.

[vocal warren]

and then snuffing my run

[rigid forge]

are you a believer now?

especially as a burglar lover you'll learn to love obelisk

[coral egret]

i think i have to play flushes more often like 15 times

[solid tapir]

x1 obelisk

[rigid forge]

just do pairs bapa

ezpz

[pale wolf]

burglar can be scary with late obelisk

[solid tapir]

flushes are ass

[lyric shore]

15 is a good number though

[coral egret]

i do flushes first then i play pairs

i played 12 flushes then started to play pairs

[rigid forge]

do 15-20 pairs first then play high card two pair 3oak

[vocal warren]

I started a new run

I can't bear it

[rigid forge]

easier obelisk

[tardy gulch]

Maybe not on crimson heart boss blind

[cursive lion]

jim, we need to cure the patient
did you try the planet card
i did try the planet card
only stupid people try the planet card, you are stupid
i gave the patient the tarot card
you are a negative man
this hexes me
i have money dripping from my run that is dripping
that's bad!
also I was debuffed by blind due to my poor econ
you need xmult joker.
also, I have not appeared in a while
no! xmult joker will kill the run.
he needs base chips and mult jokers to live.
i nope this!
don't care.
more judgements!
i feel better! no more poor econ. thank you jimbo.
i am very gold stake
i to am in this copypasta

[solid tapir]

what is splash going to accomplish for the crimson heart

[coral egret]

i dont really like those hands

[solid tapir]

He too is in that episode

[tardy gulch]

I cot rid of it anyway

[solid tapir]

those hands are to make room to scale the pillar friend

[solid tapir]

good

[rigid forge]

yep once you fix your deck and have scaled it you might not even need planets

i've won obelisk runs with no econ and no planets just because i was strong asf

[cloud kiln]

They said this is a solo game, therefore you shouldn't compare to others

[rigid forge]

I always compare my wee

[solid tapir]

ts

[rigid forge]

chip scaling v nice

[cloud kiln]

But I just can't get over how I can't accomplish such amazing things

[solid tapir]

my biggest ante 8 wee was 3k something chips

[cloud kiln]

I'm always getting happy by winning white stake

[solid tapir]

tehcnically 6k because I had two of them

[rigid forge]

thats a big wee

[cloud kiln]

That's just naive thinking

[solid tapir]

it is a big wee fs

[cloud kiln]

It should be a norm of winning gold stake

[pulsar oar]

Hell yeah 2nd gold stake win

[solid tapir]

Agate

what are you on about m8

[rigid forge]

double holo the goat

[cloud kiln]

I just feel humiliated for unable to complete gold stake

[tardy gulch]

I lost by 1

[pulsar oar]

Gold stake is an RNGfest

[cloud kiln]

If you can't complete one, you're not a real Balatro player

[solid tapir]

this is not true

[rigid forge]

no need, let me tell you a secret

[pulsar oar]

I've won 2 runs and I've tried hundreds of times

[solid tapir]

that means you just suck

[rigid forge]

gold stake is a government planted idea, no one of us has ever beat gold stake

[lyric shore]

lol

[rigid forge]

it's impossible to beat

[pulsar oar]

Just have fun with the game man, doesn't matter how you play

[rigid forge]

those videos you see on youtube of people winning gold is AI gen

[acoustic kettle]

Do you think thunk is good at the game

[pulsar oar]

I know lmao

[pale wolf]

i mean gold stake isnt just up to luck

[pulsar oar]

I just play this game for fun

[solid tapir]

Dr.Spectred beating gold stake blind is also AI

[pale wolf]

it is skill based

[solid tapir]

which is fine, but please don't spread misinformation by saying gold stake is an rng fest

you will misguide the other white stake players

[rigid forge]

he's the best sora creator yep

can even do it real time on streams

[solid tapir]

frfr

[vocal warren]

I wanna say yes but I would be biased because I imagine that all game creators are good at their game

[pale wolf]

at live events

[pale wolf]

took longer than me to c++ his game

[pulsar oar]

Eh, fair's fair, sorry for saying that

[lament crater]

whaaaaaa it's not? /s

[solid tapir]

[pale wolf]

and i only got it this year

[rigid forge]

why are you guys using your brain in my silly card game

smh

[solid tapir]

balatro players aren't allowed to think

true

[cloud kiln]

Anyone I know beat gold stake

[pale wolf]

speaking of

[cloud kiln]

It's just an easy task

[pulsar oar]

It isn't at all

[pale wolf]

time to see if i continue the streak

[rigid forge]

luckiest rebate roll? gotta love it

[lyric shore]

instead of complaining what if you learned how to do it

[solid tapir]

gl zeba

[lament crater]

egg.

[solid tapir]

money

[pale wolf]

good pick

[solid tapir]

eegg

[vocal warren]

math

[vocal warren]

egg

[coral egret]

winning with obelisk is so satisfying

[pale wolf]

not great for your namesake but eternal egg is big temperance

[rigid forge]

egg

[white zodiac]

road to 15

[coral egret]

now im gonna do an erosion run

[solid tapir]

eternal egg isnt a bad pick up fr

[pulsar oar]

Taking suggestions on which deck to gold stake next (I've beaten painted and zodiac just now)

[solid tapir]

black deck

[acoustic kettle]

Thunk should add eternal perishable fr

[cloud kiln]

I don't have enough time to play much

[rigid forge]

abandoned is fun and will help you learn how to play straights and full houses

[solid tapir]

that would create a black hole

[cloud kiln]

Maybe I'm not devote into this game enough

[solid tapir]

and all our hands would level up

[rigid forge]

yellow is cool too, checkered is cool too, those are easier

[lyric shore]

no bro you are just worse because you have less time 😭

[pulsar oar]

Actually yes I'm gonna torture myself

Back deck here we go

[solid tapir]

good

enjoy

[cloud kiln]

I'm sorry

[solid tapir]

black deck makes you better at the game folks

[cloud kiln]

Go ahead, make fun of me more

[white zodiac]

mhm

[lyric shore]

lmao

[acoustic kettle]

Black deck sucks balls

[solid tapir]

average pillar run

[solid tapir]

+5 holo

definitely

idr what he is called sadly

[pale wolf]

😭

[acoustic kettle]

Most expensive red card ever

[solid tapir]

please sell it

😭

[slate rampart]

naneinf attempts going swell guys

[solid tapir]

ankh the showman

[lament crater]

can i get chip jokers.

[solid tapir]

you can pick up faceless

[pulsar oar]

Ooooooo nice negative tag

[solid tapir]

also you have $37

[solid tapir]

this is a great negative

wow

esp for black deck

[lament crater]

lovely

[coral egret]

im gold staking checkered right now

[solid tapir]

venus is a pickup

[pulsar oar]

I know it's suboptimal to go for negative tags but it's fun

[solid tapir]

oh

I thought it was a nat negative

[solid tapir]

good luck

it was funny

[acoustic kettle]

Debt the run

[solid tapir]

😭

[pale wolf]

nah jk

[solid tapir]

bamboozled

[pulsar oar]

Is it even worth taking fuckkkk

I mean I could just hold it but I have 2 meh eternals already

[lament crater]

how do you unlock invis again

[acoustic kettle]

Amazing scoring you have there

[lament crater]

i dont think i have it unlocked

[tepid skiff]

Win a game without having more than 4 jokers

[torn axle]

win a game without more than 4 jokers

[lament crater]

round 1 perishable blueprint

[pale wolf]

insane pulls this seed

[lament crater]

this game laughs at me

[pulsar oar]

Aaaaaand it hit list

Of course

[pale wolf]

tough choice

[acoustic kettle]

I mean

Xmult is there already

[pale wolf]

and another eternal means a slot I can't use for campfire

so like, same reason why i dont take this photo

[solid tapir]

you can sell tdl

actually wait

nvm

sock is perishable

[acoustic kettle]

The deck gonna be rock hard

[violet bear]

Kinda fun that campfire is technically better in black deck due to the +1 slot, but also worse with tight econ

[violet bear]

Yooo shiny rock

[lunar zealot]

Skip for red card value

[queen kindle]

joever
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/954251361527164958/1431621645516406955/image.png?ex=68fe150e&is=68fcc38e&hm=a2c192934894a122bc09109f1671889839770afb7384ce559db88fe296c26317&

[lunar zealot]

1 xmult joker yeah i'm sure

especially if it's throwback 😭

[queen kindle]

chipmaxxed too hard

[wide flame]

hows my run

[acoustic kettle]

Bussin

[violet bear]

Credit card in the buffoon pack surely

[narrow wadi]

i don't think i take sock and buskin here tbf, sure my deck is mainly lucky queens but like mime is better i think

i like my queens in hand

[rigid forge]

who was hating on my boy?

[pale wolf]

Faygo (Legendary)
All joker, consumables, and packs in shop are negative price.

[lunar zealot]

Nobody hates campfire lol

it's not obelisk

[pale wolf]

noobs hate resets

thats why they hate rtb and obelisk and campfire

[tall sky]

they just think that putting the effort into doing something impermanent is bad

[violet bear]

But if you sell them, you lose money equal to the selling price instead

[rigid forge]

only reset I hate is hit the road

[lunar zealot]

We're all gonna die eventually

[pale wolf]

htr is good tho

[tall sky]

immediate depression

[acoustic kettle]

You don't reset when you die

Irl

You just

End

[lunar zealot]

Wrong

Samsara cycle

[solid tapir]

Opinions on this ranking guys, best to worst

[rigid forge]

gold stake?

chicot canio trib perkeo yorick

[solid tapir]

for gold stake yes

[pale wolf]

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[solid tapir]

fair enough

but what would you say about the image

[pale wolf]

its weird, ive never seen anyone with this opinion

[solid tapir]

I know

[lunar zealot]

for gold stake?

[pale wolf]

it could be higher quality

[solid tapir]

yes

[rigid forge]

it's a good image, it's the best image. I have people who know about images and they all tell me it's the best image around. there is no other image like this one

[white zodiac]

[lunar zealot]

yorick > canio > chicot > perkeo >> triboulet

[solid tapir]

clown in #🎙・server-chat

that is not my list

just want to gather opinions

[terse vale]

vampire red card strat

pls

[pale wolf]

why do you not value getting to ignore boss blinds, the biggest barriers to success

[white zodiac]

likely story

[pale wolf]

oh

[terse vale]

i’m just confused

looks like they put it through a randomizer

[solid tapir]

you can fact check me

[acoustic kettle]

Skip boss blind

[rigid forge]

ppl will sleep on chicot then cry when they got a good facecard run or a bloodstone+dice

[solid tapir]

Kami went for a looks inside

[rigid forge]

shoulda taken that chicot boi and enjoy the +10$ temp

[winter pike]

i like the way you think

[lunar zealot]

it's not really thinking

[white zodiac]

I don't feel like it

[lunar zealot]

that's objective

[solid tapir]

this is my list

[winter pike]

who says what is and isnt objective

[rigid forge]

would you guys take a rental constellation ante 1 round 1 shop on yellow deck

[winter pike]

what really is true

[solid tapir]

meh....

[winter pike]

and how can one know what is and isnt true

[solid tapir]

I don't like it fr

[rigid forge]

are we even alive? isn't this all a simulation?

[wintry ice]

maybe if i was offered econ

[solid tapir]

this

[rigid forge]

I thought you all were just my delusions speaking up

[solid tapir]

I don't like early rentals personally

[lunar zealot]

trib over perkeo?

[solid tapir]

idk they are both similar

[lunar zealot]

Nah not really

[solid tapir]

I couldn;t decide what to put at 5th

[lunar zealot]

perkeo is the 2nd best econ joker in the game

[wintry ice]

perkeo fits into builds more easily

since the deckfixing helps anything

[lunar zealot]

triboulet is mid tier xmult that's also on-scored

[winter pike]

i only know one thing, i think therefore i am

[solid tapir]

I just have trouble finding stuff to copy sometimes

then he's just sitting there

[lunar zealot]

Even at minimum perkeo is better golden joker

becsuse he makes 4 dollars per round before interest

[wintry ice]

yea

[lunar zealot]

via selling the negative

[solid tapir]

fair

my winrate with perkolator is just disappointing so I can't help but place him down there

maybe once I'm better

my opinion will change

[winter pike]

id rather have a perkeo than a trib most of the time

[modest depot]

can we agree that shoot the moon>baron?

[solid tapir]

yes

[winter pike]

can we agree that ass > ass

[rigid forge]

both equally ass

[wintry ice]

stm is easier to work with

[white zodiac]

decent > ass

[modest depot]

you dont know ball

[lunar zealot]

stm is early game +mult

[solid tapir]

stm is better than baron by a long shot

[lunar zealot]

Baron has no role

[rigid forge]

the best thing about shoot the moon is it allowing you to get out of shoot the moon

[wintry ice]

mythical pull part 2

[solid tapir]

this is winning

[lunar zealot]

and a joker with a role is always better than a joker without a role

[rigid forge]

ez win

[modest depot]

shoot the moon with steel cards is broken trust

[winter pike]

i suppose

[lunar zealot]

Therefore stm > baron

because baron has no role

[modest depot]

thank you for supporting my opinion

[white zodiac]

ok

[modest depot]

im telling you

shoot the moon is peak

[wintry ice]

baron has the role of turning winning stm setups into winning stm setups

because you can literally just get chariots for those

[modest depot]

baron is for the weak minded

[wintry ice]

do people like supernova on erratic

i feel like the answer would be yes

[white zodiac]

yeah sure why not

[lament crater]

i know i will lose this run

[rigid forge]

that's what my league teammates always say

mfs incapable of taking baron when 3 enemies die

[solid tapir]

spaceman and dice

you can't lose

[lament crater]

hasnt worked a single time i believe

[lunar zealot]

I hope you do

[wintry ice]

wth

[rigid forge]

same

[wintry ice]

this is a hard decision

[cold finch]

Shrodingers egg. Do i sack or do i keep round

[rigid forge]

nope never bunglar

[wintry ice]

unlimited scaling but no deckfixing or deckfixing, unlimited deckfixing but no deckfixing

[lament crater]

more reliable levels but....

[solid tapir]

burger, no ?

[wintry ice]

if you're afraid of dying you should sell rocket for it

if chad is retriggering a chip generator

[wintry ice]

idk if i want to miss out on trading card

besides i overscore to hell so it'll just be a golden joker

[solid tapir]

you can always sell it no ?

idk how bad you need scoring

I suppose not since I just comprehended the first part of that sentence

[wintry ice]

foil + scaling mult does too much at the earlygame

[pale wolf]

The thing is that I don't like supernova with pretty much anything except high card or pairs

[solid tapir]

true

[pale wolf]

an erratic doesn't really help you with those

[wintry ice]

yea

[solid tapir]

SN is great with exactly those two hands

[white zodiac]

im running it with 2 2oak rn on black

[wintry ice]

it's the worst hand scaling mult for a reason

kami

[pulsar oar]

Goated run

[solid tapir]

2

wee

my favorite joker

[lunar zealot]

AWOOGA

AWOOGA

AWOOGA

AWOOGA

AWOOGA

[solid tapir]

bbc

[white zodiac]

I take it early, scrap it later

oh noes

[solid tapir]

also me when bbc and uncommons

[wintry ice]

square jimbo sounds decent

[lunar zealot]

My poor bbc with 1 uncommon

[solid tapir]

I do pick him up most of the time

[lunar zealot]

what are you doing to him

He's starving

STARVING

[solid tapir]

the uncommons will come later

[lunar zealot]

also you alr have +50 chips

[solid tapir]

trust

[wintry ice]

yea ig i could replace it with this

[lament crater]

ggs

we go for next run

[wintry ice]

but i'm doing extra credit stickers so

i don't want too many eternals

[cold finch]

Gang i think its time to sac the egg...

[violet bear]

He’s merely a polychrome edition

A shadow of his former self

[solid tapir]

line up already full of gs

kek

[shell seal]

Am I seeing double or those are 2 uncommons ?

[wintry ice]

what doing c++ does to someone

i should have taken the tuxedo

[solid tapir]

I want to get like the c++ people of this community

[eternal flame]

should I keep ride the bus and ignore my business card or should I just sell it and move on

[solid tapir]

and lose my mind

[wintry ice]

it's aj but for retriggers

[solid tapir]

if you have eternal business card

[wintry ice]

but it gives 1.5x mult and an uncommon sticker

[solid tapir]

rtb will just hurt you

[eternal flame]

true

[haughty carbon]

C++ so easy

[cloud sinew]

well

[haughty carbon]

Just git gud

And don't go outside

[eternal flame]

ok sorry I sent that

[lament crater]

yesy

[wintry ice]

i don't think the money generation is worth missing out on scaling mult

[solid tapir]

yes ?

[lament crater]

i will murder myself today

[shell seal]

Im doing that everyday

[rigid forge]

why go outside when I have everything in Balala

[solid tapir]

lol

[cloud sinew]

I agree

[haughty carbon]

Baron mjme bro take mime

[rigid forge]

I can see serpents, plants, get the head boss blind for spades

[solid tapir]

I understand that

but they are essentially now on painted deck

minus the hand size advantage

[lament crater]

baron mime round 1 🙏

[cloud sinew]

which is fine given they have a lobotomy build going

[solid tapir]

😭

[shell seal]

I can have some spare trousers

[haughty carbon]

Rephrase that last sentence

[solid tapir]

you didn't have anything to copy anyways

so its ok

[rigid forge]

The Head boss blind for spades I think, debuffs all space cards

[cloud sinew]

trolaba

[wintry ice]

should i replace squimbo with golden

[cloud sinew]

The Goad

[solid tapir]

I say yes

[haughty carbon]

Do you have a wife in balala

[cloud sinew]

uhhhh

i would replace michel i think

[shell seal]

Hearts

[solid tapir]

but cavendish

[latent egret]

well perkelator certaintly has its uses

[solid tapir]

😔

[rigid forge]

why need wife when i can have mime burglar

[shell seal]

Shoot the moon

[haughty carbon]

Or when I have baron mime

[lament crater]

chipsmaxxing

[haughty carbon]

EROSION GOATED

[solid tapir]

need a bull run on plasma

perishable erosion

[rigid forge]

cloning immolate is so goated

I envy you

[solid tapir]

deck fixing on steroids

[wintry ice]

balatrodle

idk why i guessed ||8 ball||

[solid tapir]

because tarot generation

[rigid forge]

didnt even know balatrodle was a thing

[wintry ice]

given that i have no blue seals yet i could do that

[solid tapir]

I hope that doesn't spoil anything

fr

[wintry ice]

but idk keeping banana sounds better

[solid tapir]

michel will leave and you will get the glow up

fs

[wintry ice]

i'm getting 3 billion immolates and no trance

[solid tapir]

ghost deck

[wintry ice]

this would be a much better chip generator if i wasn't using supernova

[solid tapir]

some of these jokers have good concepts

I wonder if ec has 7 support

[lament crater]

mhhhh

[wintry ice]

there's a joker that makes everything act like a lucky card if a 7 scores

[solid tapir]

nice

[lament crater]

soul

[solid tapir]

thats rlly helpful

[lament crater]

looks inside

canio

[solid tapir]

its something

[rigid forge]

you should've just used empress instead of soul

soul is overrated

[acoustic kettle]

Free xmult

[lament crater]

this is the 3rd time in a row

[solid tapir]

ante 4 canio isnt bad

[winter pike]

couldve been yorick

[wintry ice]

it's a bit worse on a plasma chips run

[rigid forge]

yep... unless you have terrible luck at getting hanged man

[solid tapir]

yes

[solid tapir]

I know

my ante 2 canio only got to 4x

by the end of ante 8

I dislike canio for this reason

yorick is more reliable scaling mult so I would prefer him over canio always

[wintry ice]

i like canio more because he actually changes how you play the game

[rigid forge]

some people always think pareidolia is good with it but the issue isnt getting enough face cards

is getting the means to destroy them

[wintry ice]

yorick just gives you fast xmult for free

[rigid forge]

laughs in -1 discard 🙁

[lament crater]

x4 mult

[eternal flame]

nooo but grimbo 😭

[winter pike]

oh no

-2 mult

how will i live

[solid tapir]

even with the -1 discard its at least reliable

[eternal flame]

I think the world record for grimbo is like +4 mult

[solid tapir]

thats a lot of mult

wow

[vapid nest]

Trading card sinergy

[rigid forge]

how?!?! i cant ever get it past +0 mult

jk grimbo is a run winner too

[wintry ice]

1x mult per ante for free is still incredible

[winter pike]

have you tried playing a hand, i heard thats how you scale grimbo

[solid tapir]

I got grimbo gs before bp or bs

he is that goated

[rigid forge]

what does playing a hand mean? i usually just open the game and stare at the screen while listening to the music

[eternal flame]

this would have been amazing to take but no I have to be blocked liek this

[winter pike]

have you tried pressing the play button

[solid tapir]

rick

[wintry ice]

these spectrals keep giving me gold seals

[rigid forge]

grab seed and play yellow deck

[lunar zealot]

Immolate in the spectral

[solid tapir]

did you not want those

[vapid nest]

Credit card on The Buffon pack

[wintry ice]

like i appreciate the money but i want planets

[solid tapir]

wee :(

[wintry ice]

oh and just to make things worse

thank god i kept square

[winter pike]

judgement fool in the emperor

[solid tapir]

ouf

[rigid forge]

you're strong enough to win with any hand... theoretically right?

[cloud sinew]

:3

[rigid forge]

nevermind supernova lol

[winter pike]

blueprint brainstorm in the judgements

[lunar zealot]

Nova

[somber nebula]

i know what i have to do

[solid tapir]

do it

[wintry ice]

supernova is picky

[solid tapir]

Abstract is my goat

[rigid forge]

would feel better to ankh it if it was an eternal so you could enjoy eternal abstract, twice!

[vapid nest]

What about rental

[somber nebula]

i done

[solid tapir]

good

[solid tapir]

debt maxing

[rigid forge]

you should always clone your rentals

[somber nebula]

eternal would allow 5 of them

[vapid nest]

Vagabong sinergy

[solid tapir]

truee

[vapid nest]

I like vagabond

[lunar zealot]

Abstract joker naneinf

[eternal flame]

bro fuck me I guess

[solid tapir]

what the hell

😭

[rigid forge]

you get to play diamond flushes!!!

now find the rough gem

[solid tapir]

balala's most serious gold stake lineup

[rigid forge]

1 in 147 chances

you can do it

148*

[vapid nest]

It is 1 in 2

[rigid forge]

i thought 147 cause snooker?

[white zodiac]

yeah this nova biatch killed me

[rigid forge]

we get 8 ball but no 147 snooker jonkler boo

[wintry ice]

being picky and not taking c2 twice killed me

who could have localthunked

[lunar zealot]

should have held R

[solid tapir]

such is balala

[rigid forge]

baseballer struck out 🙁

[lunar zealot]

now that loss is in your permanent statistics

[somber nebula]

legendaries dont apear in shop

[lunar zealot]

Yeah they do

I get chicot all the time

[wintry ice]

coward

[somber nebula]

you mean 10$

[white zodiac]

why is ft 6 dollars

[solid tapir]

this is bait

[lunar zealot]

that's trib

[white zodiac]

that's the blue one

[rigid forge]

why is astronomer 8 dollars

[somber nebula]

my bad

[rigid forge]

muh

[lunar zealot]

Astroboner

[solid tapir]

at least astronomer has bbc synergy

[lunar zealot]

Bbc?

[somber nebula]

baseball

[solid tapir]

yes

[cloud sinew]

astronomer pays itself off within one or two shops typically

[wintry ice]

dollar

[undone laurel]

Do I take ecto

[vapid nest]

Baseball card

I think

[cloud sinew]

astronomer is actually quite underrated from what I've seen

[solid tapir]

Kami its in your name

[solid tapir]

I like it

[lunar zealot]

I have ambesia

[solid tapir]

as a value generator

[somber nebula]

how are you #1 glazer and dont know

[cloud sinew]

same

[lunar zealot]

Im mannesua

[solid tapir]

I too have ambesia sometimes

[rigid forge]

maybe not, idunno

[lunar zealot]

I dont rember

[shell seal]

Astronomer is good but not great imo

[somber nebula]

hi mannesua, im hungry

[undone laurel]

It's gonna go from X2 to X3 mult 🤑🤑

[wintry ice]

none of the space themed jokers are bad

[solid tapir]

my spaceman casually missing 1/20

[vapid nest]

Deja vu in The 2

[rigid forge]

and x3 to x4 when you sell rebate on ante 8 boss

[cloud sinew]

so it's hitting 19/20 :3

[winter pike]

how hungry...

[solid tapir]

wait..

[undone laurel]

Unless it hits the rebate

[white zodiac]

satellite could use some more panels

[solid tapir]

you get what Im saying 😭

[somber nebula]

just going to McDonald's

[rigid forge]

50/50

[undone laurel]

Happens or it doesn't

[cloud sinew]

satellite just needs to start higher imo

[undone laurel]

Well, let's see if it happens

[wintry ice]

you shouldn't take space joker value for granted in the first place

[rigid forge]

nope your red cards are foil so its either stencil or rebate lol

[cloud sinew]

starting at $2 would fix it

[rigid forge]

literally a 50/50 heh

[white zodiac]

2 dolla starter

yeah

[undone laurel]

Yeah Ik

And it hit the stencil!

[solid tapir]

I always pick him up if Im playing pairs and I can afford it because of the ev

[rigid forge]

W

[white zodiac]

or make it a familymart satellite

[solid tapir]

it just sucks when it doesn't hit

[hasty harness]

finally

[solid tapir]

after like a billion hands

[hasty harness]

just gold stake now

[cloud sinew]

satellite used to be $2 per planet which i think is a little ridiculous

[wintry ice]

i just strengthed 2 2s into 3s fuck off

[solid tapir]

wee :)

you still have aces

[cloud sinew]

copying parei

[shell seal]

My wee

[somber nebula]

if there was only joker that benefits from my unused joker slots

[serene citrus]

wee

[unreal iron]

pareidolia looks different

[rigid forge]

use the weaken -1 level tarot card (i wonder why that is not a thing, would be awesome)

[somber nebula]

humble stencil

[solid tapir]

stencil

[lament crater]

@solid tapir tough but we got there

[wintry ice]

none of the major arcana fit that ability

[lament crater]

i think i would run out of cards soon

[unreal iron]

stencil naneinf 🤤

[solid tapir]

niiiice

good job

:)

[lament crater]

finally

[cloud sinew]

1400th reverse tarot suggestion:

[solid tapir]

plasma orange stake has been felled

[lament crater]

gold stake next ☠️

kms

[solid tapir]

gs plasma is easy dw

just chips

[cloud sinew]

cope

[white zodiac]

thats not how plasma

[cloud sinew]

get a winstreak of 5 on plasma GS then :3

[wintry ice]

the immediate time i unlock flush house

[solid tapir]

okay guys Im a mortal

[hasty harness]

first pack 😭

[solid tapir]

honestly tho

I will try

[cloud sinew]

blueprint for $5 and not being rental 😭

[white zodiac]

why 5 man I'm gonna try it one day

[solid tapir]

I love gs plasma and play it the most

so I should be able to do it fr

[hasty harness]

perishable go brrrr

[cloud sinew]

$5 is $5

[wintry ice]

atleast that's a profit

[hasty harness]

money is money 🥶

[hasty harness]

black deck tho means im still basically dead

[cloud sinew]

this is cold

[undone laurel]

And I don't even have to sell the rebate!

Gg ez

[hasty harness]

unless i get a mult joker

next shop

[wintry ice]

what does current shop have

[cyan salmon]

you jerk...

[solid tapir]

the violent vessel

my favorite bb

[cyan salmon]

plasma gold stake seems... tough

[wintry ice]

it is

[solid tapir]

its rocky sometimes

[cyan salmon]

i had a seed that I can't pass ante 6 even with seeded information plasma gold

[balmy ridge]

even steven shortcut runner

[wintry ice]

hey i can try one of the scaling xmult jokers

[cyan salmon]

#🌱・seed-chat message

[balmy ridge]

for me it was the easiest gold stake so far and im 12/15

[cyan salmon]

either a very specific good chip joker, or multiple xmult

[white zodiac]

vamp if it wasn’t selfish

[wintry ice]

i forgot to buy it

how does that happen

[white zodiac]

you

uhh

cool

[wintry ice]

full of stupid

[white zodiac]

you wouldn’t farm c++ or streaks on it though

[wintry ice]

1 play of gold stake plasma isn't enough to tell how hard it is

[solid tapir]

as someone who does play it a lot, it's not always cupcakes and rainbows fs

but it's fun

[cosmic sun]

when your uncommons will probably get disabled anyway, you might aswell sell the filler uncommons for stickers

[lament crater]

time to murder myself over the next 20 runs

[solid tapir]

you'll get it soon

dw

go in with a positive mindset

[white zodiac]

that’s not gonna help

[hasty harness]

bro

[undone laurel]

I can't even get a GS win streak on different decks vro

[hasty harness]

😔

[pale wolf]

fair decision

[white zodiac]

no i died

specifically because it was nova

[pale wolf]

i mean did you have alternatives

[white zodiac]

no

well

i passed on a rental grimbo

[wintry ice]

mfw i'm doing stickers

[solid tapir]

I'm gonna ws plasma gs

[undone laurel]

Passport??

[white zodiac]

gl

[solid tapir]

ty

I will need it

[undone laurel]

Definitely

[white zodiac]

no you don’t

[wintry ice]

use your last discard to put a seal on a card once per ante

[solid tapir]

true, it's easy dk what I'm talking about fr

[pale wolf]

hmph

[white zodiac]

i’ll finish that other seed if you exceed my ws

[solid tapir]

isn't your ws like 30

[white zodiac]

no

[solid tapir]

my regular ws is 5

[white zodiac]

plasma was 4

[solid tapir]

oh

bet

[white zodiac]

rotating is 15

rest is in my about me

[solid tapir]

I'll dew it

then I can actually be true to my name

[fleet sand]

wtf is this joker

im crashing out

[solid tapir]

It's actually easy

just think about it

[fleet sand]

what

[solid tapir]

yah

[ashen mauve]

One of the most loaded Erratic decks runs I’ve had (not that I’ve had that many lol) only a small amount of deck fixing so far

[fleet sand]

ive tried everything bruh

[solid tapir]

did you try ||Superpos||

[sour stone]

do i ditch trio for chad here?

[fleet sand]

hol up imma kms

[solid tapir]

[crisp locust]

what do i replace this with
my glass is at 21.25x and my hologram with foil at 9.75x
build is red seal glass kings

[solid tapir]

sure

[fleet sand]

yea

[solid tapir]

replace whatever to unlock it

then start a new run

[crisp locust]

no like wont this dramatically boost the score

cuz i have nothing to add for chips

[solid tapir]

hell no

😭

bro you're in ante 14

chips don't matter

[floral mural]

by ante 14 youre basically only carrying xmults and retriggers for your xmults ideally

[rigid forge]

you'll find that joker again and discover it right now it would be pretty useless

[tropic ravine]

Sorry please help do I sell anything

[floral mural]

flat mult and chip jokers are good but not in endless

[cloud sinew]

I got a streak of 4 on black deck

[rigid forge]

id sell bloodstone since no dice but idk, depends on your deck state

[fleet sand]

rip my average

[wintry ice]

that was an iffy ending

[tropic ravine]

I've got 100% heart queens

[floral mural]

i hate crimson heart truly

[cloud sinew]

whuh

[tropic ravine]

Should I just ecto?

[wintry ice]

apparently going for a flush derived hand on a deck that gave you mostly diamonds with blackboard is

a questionable idea

[cloud sinew]

lol

[rigid forge]

if you can always land idol another sock does more for your score than a bloodstone without dice

[cloud sinew]

^ bloodstone goes rn

[tropic ravine]

Aight thanks 💯

[wintry ice]

this isn't making anything better

[solid tapir]

mmm rentals

[floral mural]

whats the new joker do

[pale wolf]

a terrible balatrodle in 6

[wintry ice]

+1 chip and mult for each hand and discard left over

[tropic ravine]

Oh my god

Same shop

[wintry ice]

screaming

[tropic ravine]

I ecto now right?

[rigid forge]

first ecto?

[tropic ravine]

Nah second

[rigid forge]

mmm

[tropic ravine]

I could sell showman

[floral mural]

you just need to make sure youre not going under 5 hand size

[rigid forge]

honestly you also risk ecto landing on showman which is less than ideal

[rigid forge]

this

[tropic ravine]

Hmmm

[rigid forge]

this ecto will take -2

[tropic ravine]

But I'll still have 5 hand size right

I think I'm gonna sell showman and then ecto later if I find another showman

I've got econw

[cloud sinew]

isn't a concern if they have retcon

[wintry ice]

idt i'm using runner here

[tropic ravine]

I have directors cut not retcon

[cloud wolf]

I love gambling

[pine swift]

50 shades of nat negative

[white zodiac]

zoinks a 9 to 5 string

[terse dock]

take the blueprint

[young kestrel]

Black deck is so hard💔

[cosmic sun]

summit and stencil stickers

burglar verdant leaf moment

[lament crater]

its time...

[cloud sinew]

I believe in you

the indomitable human spirit Vs plasma gold stake

[shell seal]

U got this

[solid tapir]

easy win

[lament crater]

hm...

[cosmic sun]

yuck

[lament crater]

two pair scales so slow, i wont take it

[tepid skiff]

Doc says you should only switch to mult on plasma if you have x8 mult

[shell seal]

And theyre mult

[cosmic sun]

ah that's totally the problem with trousers there

[shell seal]

Yikes

[solid tapir]

roll and try to find something better

also some consideration for opening arcana packs for money, hiero, judgement

[cloud sinew]

the math behind plasma is that you need more than ~6:1 of either mult:chips or chips:mult to be better than non-plasma, so this makes rough sense.

[lament crater]

wee!

[solid tapir]

okay so it's free now

[lament crater]

unless i fuck up

[solid tapir]

can't possibly throw this dw

[lament crater]

i kinda do want the money since im on 15 bucks

[solid tapir]

not worth

you need to scale your wee

[lament crater]

🥚

wrong egg

[shell seal]

Yep

[solid tapir]

play 3oak, 4oak, full house

[lament crater]

wee scaling

[solid tapir]

try to pivot to 4oak and later ff

[solid tapir]

yuh

[shell seal]

10oak

[pale wolf]

rip the streak, should've gone for pairs like always

[cloud sinew]

rip

what was the streak at

[solid tapir]

it's always pairs

[pale wolf]

not high lol

[cloud sinew]

officer i swear

[pale wolf]

keep getting 3 streaks and then losing

with one loss in between

That makes it a 75% win rate, I suppose

[lament crater]

3oak planet, should i use my current fool to get a 2nd one

[solid tapir]

you can get something better

if you don't then you can use it for Venus later

[shell seal]

I would seek for deaths or stronger

[solid tapir]

^ yeh

money/death

[floral mural]

theyre playing flush five so i said that for that reason

[solid tapir]

also try to open card packs when you can to check for red seals

[floral mural]

idol is a flush five endless strat

[shell seal]

I play straights with idol in endless

[cosmic sun]

👄

[solid tapir]

[latent egret]

first gold stake run on ghost

lemme find a way to throw this