🕹・game-discussion

[lunar zealot]

that's just racism

'man'

Are you 12

because that's the only age where racism is remotely amusing

[serene forge]

I hate Bloodstone

[lunar zealot]

no time for that goku

[serene forge]

oh i see

[north schooner]

are you? Grow the fuck up.

[manic talon]

This always happens when the discord goes out of topic damn

[nova mantle]

Id say 170 is fine for the height tho

[shadow sundial]

everyone was talking about food and the holidays and i was crushing half a little caesers pizza then you pull up with a hard r comment man

[nova mantle]

Even more if you put on some muscle

You prob fine

[shadow sundial]

i aim to work out more 2026 for real

[nova mantle]

"game discussion" when the discussion is not about the game:

[shadow sundial]

i work out every so often when i have free time

[heady narwhal]

chat what do we think of the burger

[shadow sundial]

i usually only dk it in the summers bc of free planet fitness subscription

[heady narwhal]

i have 12 facecards but i also have 10 aces

[lunar zealot]

you might not even need more than 1 xmult joker to beat vv

[north schooner]

probably safe then

[shadow sundial]

methinks take over golden

[nova mantle]

Rtb would go so hard but you'd lose the rebate value

[manic talon]

Unless you get real unlucky with bell i dont think it will ever be an issue

[nova mantle]

You got enough money tho so I'd say go for it

[heady narwhal]

you're right you gotta keep the rebate synergy

[shadow sundial]

rebate so fye

[lunar zealot]

Your mum kept rebate synergy

[nova mantle]

Maybe rebate since it'll be useless after burger is taken

[lone halo]

this red card flipped joker a bug?

[shadow sundial]

wait yeah mb

[lone halo]

its odd todd

[shadow sundial]

its a joker u got from invis jonkler

iirc

[lone halo]

ok ty

[wintry ice]

missing out on rebate for burglar is worth

[nova mantle]

It happens when you copy a joker with invis/ankh afaik

[north schooner]

Nah, chat goes off topic plenty of times without turning racist. It only turns racist when racists think they can get away with it.

[nova mantle]

Yeh cuz you also get money for the remaining hands, so it's lwk an econ joker too

[lunar zealot]

I think that guy thinks they can get away with it given they're not talking in the channel anymore

[wintry ice]

hi chat what the hell is this about

[north schooner]

Invis copies always have the red deck back, whether by design or bug

[lunar zealot]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fading dome]

opening this chat just to see this is kinda crazy

[solid tapir]

[shadow sundial]

racism? in MY little caesers discussion channel? impossible..

[heady narwhal]

this is so sad can localthunk add a spectral card that puts eternal on a random joker then makes you lose $36 or something

[smoky merlin]

what the fuck are you on about

[lunar zealot]

Cryptid has a card like that

[nova mantle]

Me too, I do wanna focus on hitting cardio tho since getting more mass lwk allowed me to put on some muscle lmao

[lunar zealot]

LOOOOOL HE'S SUCH A CHUD

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HE DMED ME THIS

[manic talon]

Goddamn

[smoky merlin]

absolutely not

[manic talon]

Yea kill that guy

[wintry ice]

how predictable can someone be

[smoky merlin]

done and dusted

[shadow sundial]

thats fair, i wanna work more on my arms and ny back, more triceps, delts, lats, etc

[nova mantle]

Racism in my burger discussion channel?? Wicked, heresy even...

[shadow sundial]

my back needs more definition its kinda flatboard and spine

[tepid skiff]

What im confused about is how is it 10:37 am for you

[shadow sundial]

12 hour ahead of est

other side of world

[manic talon]

Time zones are a magical thing

[wintry ice]

are bigots so concerned about homogenizing the population that they act the exact same

[west copper]

Wait 86%? That means somebody voted yes

❤️🥹

[shadow sundial]

broit was YOU

[manic talon]

Self love

[north schooner]

A well-moderated chat is a good chat.

[nova mantle]

Don't you know?? They own the delorean from back to the future

[fading dome]

self love's important too

[shadow sundial]

love yourself or youll never get past life's roblox

[tepid skiff]

Ohhhhhhh

[nova mantle]

This was YOU brochacho 🥀💔

[shadow sundial]

broptimus prime

[nova mantle]

Brotein

[shadow sundial]

bronado

[heady narwhal]

and i thought this run couldn't get any better ‼️

[shadow sundial]

🎰 🎰 🎰

[stark karma]

nat neg bp or lucky ecto?

[shadow sundial]

nat neg

[lunar zealot]

Nat neg

[stark karma]

jeeeesus

[heady narwhal]

i'm taking the eternal rental negative seance

[manic talon]

2 spectrals per straight flush 🤯

[shadow sundial]

yall fuck wit panic at the disco

[solid tapir]

can I get the explanation

I peaced out of chat for a bit

[shadow sundial]

old patd not new patd idk what the fuck brendon urie is doing

[lunar zealot]

Better if you look it up yourself

we shouldn't discuss that here

[manic talon]

Racist guy also transphobic, fork found in kitchen

[solid tapir]

I thought all the messages would have been deleted

[solid tapir]

ah

ty

[lunar zealot]

Oh he dmed me

[shadow sundial]

again?

[lunar zealot]

Nah nah it's just why i have this screenshot

[shadow sundial]

thats a real american patriot right there

[lunar zealot]

they're not sending their best

[solid tapir]

what's that 41% about

lol

[lunar zealot]

Transphobic rhetoric

[solid tapir]

oh

[lunar zealot]

again better if you look it up bc it shouldn't really be talked about here

[wintry ice]

gros michel rates

[solid tapir]

yeah I figured

[tepid skiff]

Kinda ironic with their pfp

[solid tapir]

I used to have friends who said stuff like that

[shadow sundial]

🇵🇭

i couldnt find the american flaf

so usign the filipino one

[lunar zealot]

PHILIPPINES MENTIONEDD

[solid tapir]

this is a funny way to put it, not that the actual subject is funny.

[shadow sundial]

my wife is filipino

wasian wife

[lunar zealot]

i am filipino

[shadow sundial]

greetings from the phillipines

[lunar zealot]

Unfortunately

[solid tapir]

I love filipino people

I have great friends from there

[shadow sundial]

life is so hard when youre filipino and noone knows </3

[lunar zealot]

They don't know im filipino

[shadow sundial]

dude in the corner image

[autumn vector]

Who can I ask bout music ??

[north schooner]

I like music. Maybe in #🃏・off-topic ?

[shadow sundial]

i like music

jinx... you owe me a shoot the moon...

[heady narwhal]

guys it's so over

[shadow sundial]

its joever

[uncut slate]

the freaking plant

[shadow sundial]

do u speak tagalog

[uncut slate]

rng game

[lunar zealot]

Unfortunately yes

[eternal anchor]

bus loves this boss

[uncut slate]

idk how y'all play this game with the rng boss blinds that kill you

[shadow sundial]

cursed ass language

fave filipino food?

[lunar zealot]

You think that's bad wait till you hear the dialects

[lunar zealot]

Looove siopao

I should go to binondo for the authentic shit

[shadow sundial]

dont worry i know dialects get bad i studied spanish for a year </3

siopao is good but i never find authentic siopao in america anymore

only really strange looking ones in food trucks

[autumn vector]

[shadow sundial]

like neon orange filling siopao

[autumn vector]

Wow emojis

Very cool

[shadow sundial]

i like chicken adobo

wife loves pork adobo

[lunar zealot]

very pog

[autumn vector]

My volleyball coach used to be a Spanish teacher

[shadow sundial]

she makes me empanadqs sometimes

very good lunch food

her fried rice is the bomb fr

[heady narwhal]

it's my favorite joker!!!!!

[lunar zealot]

I think you take that no?

[heady narwhal]

most likely

[shadow sundial]

yeah over golden perhaps

[lunar zealot]

you beat verdant leaf anyway

this is just so you beat vv

[shadow sundial]

i <3 seeinf doubl

[lunar zealot]

Also crimson heart fodder

no reason not to take it really

[terse vale]

foil

[viral raft]

This build is Diabolical

[lunar zealot]

You have 10 hands

11 hands actually

[autumn vector]

How do you have those little funny number thingies under those silly little jokers

[north schooner]

eternal rental seance? tell me the recipe?

[autumn vector]

I want those

[shadow sundial]

mod

[viral raft]

mods

[autumn vector]

Nooooo

[shadow sundial]

QoL mod

[tepid skiff]

Joker display

[eternal anchor]

Forgetting to move Blueprint to the left of Burglar has historically costed me 2 runs 🥲

[shadow sundial]

dont forget nat negative

[autumn vector]

I play on the Apple Arcade version of this game ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[trail pier]

egg

[heady narwhal]

this is so sad

[unreal island]

the eternal rental negative seance:

[manic talon]

reroll into nat negative cert trust

[shadow sundial]

so sad

[heady narwhal]

serious question time (not really because i've already won): do i take blackboard over x1.75 hologram?

[solid tapir]

sure

why not

[shadow sundial]

do u think u can justify KEEPING holo?

[unreal island]

why tf is the holo only 1.75x 🥀

[eternal anchor]

find standard packs instead

[proven gulch]

baby's first gold stake

[north schooner]

It happens sometimes, it's nothing to be ashamed of

[solid tapir]

congratulations

[shadow sundial]

congradion

[heady narwhal]

unfortunately i got dna *before* getting hologram, not after. and it was perishable

rookie mistake i know

[blissful cedar]

Idek what a gold stake is but gj

[proven gulch]

my old stuff got wiped :(

[unreal island]

simply manipulate the seed into giving you the dna after holo

[blissful cedar]

This is so sad

[solid tapir]

ankh the wee

[shadow sundial]

kill raised fist go double wee

[solid tapir]

this is so winning

[shadow sundial]

wee wee allllll day

[uncut slate]

you UNC that wee

[blissful cedar]

I made the right choice.

[heady narwhal]

i'm just going to keep the holo because at some point it's just too many conditions for me to not inevitably fuck up and kill the easiest run of all time

[solid tapir]

what the fuck

[shadow sundial]

someone kill this giy

[terse vale]

Jh

[north schooner]

Gold stake with eternal mystic summit??? Congrats!

[terse vale]

UYHG

[solid tapir]

😭😭😭

[uncut slate]

this choice sucks

[terse vale]

kodewruhgybhnjewidue

[shadow sundial]

someone KILL him

[terse vale]

YOu

[eternal anchor]

nooooooooooooooooooo

[solid tapir]

ping the mods

this is heresy against balala

[shadow sundial]

@ moods

[terse vale]

MOODY BLUES

[blissful cedar]

RAISED FIST SUPREMACY

[autumn vector]

I saw a video of someone playing Balatro on a laptop, steam deck, phone, and then a second laptop all at the same time

[shadow sundial]

YOU SHOULD 🔑

NOW!

[unreal island]

least dedicated balatro fan

[solid tapir]

gambling addiction

[solid tapir]

thunder sfx

[cedar shell]

hey thats not nice

[solid tapir]

/j is neccesary I guess

[restive plover]

balatro gaming

[lunar zealot]

hasan be like

[solid tapir]

real

[shadow sundial]

factual

[north schooner]

sold dad rock right here

[serene forge]

I hate Baron

[shadow sundial]

give me the seed when you inevitably lose this run

[terse vale]

daring today

[west copper]

Give me your seed

[shadow sundial]

Give me your seed

[terse vale]

here

its all I have

actually

[shadow sundial]

thanks 🥚

[terse vale]

[lunar zealot]

Fork i just met the most pathetic guy today

[proven gulch]

needed to survive ante 2

gl c++

[terse vale]

[serene forge]

what's up

[terse vale]

NOW thats all I havew

[shadow sundial]

thank you sir i bring back big plant for you

like jack and the beanstalk

[terse vale]

I kinda forgot your name was fork actually

[terse vale]

jack has to be top 10 names ever I have to say

but its only number 10

[west copper]

Straight up jackin it

[uncut slate]

is there any way to count the gold stickers specifically instead of all stickers?

[terse vale]

jack is like THE name

[solid tapir]

like jacking it with hit road the

[unreal island]

ts better not grow into a cherry 🥀

[shadow sundial]

mmmnotreally

[solid tapir]

joker collection

[unreal island]

i dont have fertilizer

[terse vale]

sorry huh

[shadow sundial]

jack is a good name but like

[unreal island]

FUCK

[terse vale]

whad you say

[shadow sundial]

samuel...

[terse vale]

I was JUST talking about the name actually

[west copper]

Yall sleeping on bushwick

Fire name

[shadow sundial]

i like samuel

[unreal island]

at least it is giong to be ms fruit scaling.............

[terse vale]

one of my friends said it was 3 syllables

I said it depends

[unreal island]

😢

[shadow sundial]

"sam-yuel"

[uncut slate]

this shows me the jokers but doesn't count them and idk any numbers bigger than 2

[solid tapir]

you are out of luck then I'm afraid

[west copper]

Sam-yu-el id assume is what they mean

[uncut slate]

unlucky then

rng game

[solid tapir]

yep

[shadow sundial]

thats a really weird way of sayinf it...

[west copper]

Is it really?

[shadow sundial]

yeah

[solid tapir]

sam yu el sounds unnatural

[west copper]

It puts empahsis on the yu

Tho

[solid tapir]

there's sam a el which is another way of saying samuel

[west copper]

It’s how I say it 😭💔

[shadow sundial]

i know one person who can get away with being said like thay

[shadow sundial]

and its just because his niddle name is L so it slunds thay way

samuel l jackson

[west copper]

Sam YOOl?????

That’s just incorrect

):

[shadow sundial]

sam yuel

[terse vale]

also the irish were cooking when they decided to add O before last names

[proven gulch]

sam-yoo-el

[terse vale]

O'conner is like

[west copper]

SEE

[shadow sundial]

erm

no

[west copper]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[terse vale]

generational

literally

[west copper]

THAT puts emphasis ON THE YU

IN NOT THE ONLY ONE

[proven gulch]

SAM-yoo-el

[shadow sundial]

you need to put the emphasis on ypur grammar pal...

[unreal island]

phrates river

[west copper]

Yoru* actually

[proven gulch]

ri

[shadow sundial]

ts so tuff

[west copper]

Guys how do you pronounce pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

I gotta say it to my granny

So please syllable for syllable

Chop chop

I don’t have all day

[proven gulch]

nyoo-mo-no-ul-tr(upside down e)-myc-ro-scah-pic-sil-i-co-vol-can-o-co-sis

[west copper]

It’s too late, she’s been taken.

[uncut slate]

my dad had to learn how to spell this in school

[proven gulch]

i did it wrong anyway

[uncut slate]

because he went to school right next to st helens when it erupted

[west copper]

They took her to the grandma facility’s uptown

So she can play her last game of bingo knowing her grandson couldn’t save her by pronouncing pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[safe moat]

I am back

[proven gulch]

1 gold stake and 20% to challenges

[west copper]

School of despair

And agony

[proven gulch]

i just wanna play jokerless

[safe moat]

Sigh dating is hard fr

[uncut slate]

i be dating woman

[shadow sundial]

i can give good advice

im married

[safe moat]

Enlighten me

[valid abyss]

i can give bad advice

i am broken up 4 times

[safe moat]

1 time

[nova mantle]

Pn-mo-colicoli-osis

[shadow sundial]

just be nice, listen gently but love intensely, show joy in their growths and be willing to be there when theyre down

[nova mantle]

Something like that dawg

[shadow sundial]

be consistently a good person for them to rely on

[uncut slate]

this advice sucks

[valid abyss]

ok heres my advice

[safe moat]

Welp it’s good advice but it’s not what I need

[valid abyss]

be TERRIBLE and disregard EVERY cue that shse gives

[shadow sundial]

be funny (optional)((helps greatly))

[valid abyss]

and only talk about yourself

forever

[safe moat]

I am funny

[valid abyss]

nothing should ever be about the other person

[wintry ice]

dating advice
idk i've never been in a relationship before

[valid abyss]

hope this helps!!

[uncut slate]

you are finny

[shadow sundial]

finny

[safe moat]

Finny

[west copper]

I don’t think he found my eve joke funny

💔

[uncut slate]

phinney ridge

[shadow sundial]

it was funny

i laughed

[safe moat]

It’s mainly more I forgot what a real crush feels like

[uncut slate]

the women love me because im 6'4 and yoked

[proven gulch]

the women me because

[nova mantle]

Freedom of speech tho

[shadow sundial]

love doesnt always come in the form of a sudden stricken pull towards someone

[safe moat]

So I don’t know if I’ve found someone I actually want

[uncut slate]

but im actually asexual so the women don't get none

[safe moat]

I don’t how the others feel ugh

😩

[west copper]

I am be-loathed by many, tolerated by some, loved by few
And awesome pals with my pet cat

[safe moat]

I think that’s hardest part

[shadow sundial]

is u hella autistic

[nova mantle]

Dodged a bullet if a joke like that send him away

[dire crater]

pretty cool

[safe moat]

Yeah maybe

[uncut slate]

nah it doesn't matter how u think they feel

[serene forge]

I hate Flush

[safe moat]

Because when I show interest it usually gets shut down by a personality I don’t want

[shadow sundial]

find someone else autistic

[nova mantle]

I love those kinds of scores

Or the ones that are EXACTLY what you need in the boss blind

I once got exactly 12,000 chips

[safe moat]

You’re funny

[shadow sundial]

find so.eone with adhd bc the auhd power combo is so real

(me and my wife)

[west copper]

I uh, did it again.

[dire crater]

im gonna do it, im gonna press the big red button

[uncut slate]

yeah this is me and my partner

[shadow sundial]

tellchim you think there soembody hanging right there

[west copper]

Half way while texting that he disconnected

[nova mantle]

True love comes from slowly coming to know a person to realize they're pretty special to you instead of just falling in love in a fast manner

[dire crater]

this is gonna hurt

[safe moat]

Well it’s less that and more I don’t have a full understanding of who someone I want would be yet because the personality preferences aren’t exactly defined yet so that’s why I’ve been talking to more girls

[shadow sundial]

unfortunately

[west copper]

Is there anything good that comes from these Omegle sites

[uncut slate]

funny

[shadow sundial]

well then take time to explore that

[west copper]

I’m trying to avoid the layer of hell that is the random video chat

[safe moat]

Isn’t that what dating is?/ the talking stage

[nova mantle]

WHAT The HELL is more worth than this godly swash 😭

[safe moat]

Yup

[uncut slate]

i don't have crushes either

[shadow sundial]

eg

[dire crater]

egg at 90$

[west copper]

I used to have a crush but then they turned me into a ghoul

Shit sucks

[tepid skiff]

Slay

[safe moat]

I don’t get it

[stiff fjord]

?????????????

[west copper]

I am a ghoul

[shadow sundial]

@grok what year was john van newmann born

[nova mantle]

I think so? But I am of the idea that all of these terms (talking stage and what not) are just bluff that cant universally explain how love unravels in a real situation

[west copper]

@grok how piss and shit come out

[uncut slate]

grokatoa!

[dire crater]

just beated the final blind with 2high card, at level 2

[shadow sundial]

@grok is this real

[nova mantle]

Eg with an extra g perhaps

[west copper]

No but my favorite image is someone getting bullied by someone on twitter and then saying “@grok why is she so mean to me” 😭😭😭

[dire crater]

swash at 0 again

kinda regret it

poly looks cool tho

[nova mantle]

Double legendary seeds are mad lovely ❤️‍🩹

[shadow sundial]

@grok is this true

[nova mantle]

I js got one with perkeo/trib

[safe moat]

Well sometimes you don’t know so you play it as friends, but it turns out both sides really do like each other in that way so I think the talking stage is actually a good way to find someone

[serene forge]

I hate Swashbuckler

[stiff fjord]

ok so do i get rid of runner or crazy joker

[shadow sundial]

crazy

[west copper]

Yes, this post has been fact checked by true balatronian patriots.

[shadow sundial]

whyyyyy

[shadow sundial]

incredible

[safe moat]

Crazy

[serene forge]

its bad

[tepid skiff]

You hate everything

[stiff fjord]

i got trib

[shadow sundial]

nuh uh

[stiff fjord]

ggs

[nova mantle]

@grok is this fake

[serene forge]

i love @hybrid tendon

[west copper]

I love @civic mural

[shadow sundial]

matt patt was wrong game theory is actually the the study or mathematical models of conflict and cooperarion between intelligent irrarionsl decidio makers

[safe moat]

Hard part fr is finding someone who’d actually wanna date you

[shadow sundial]

im a balaltro playerx i cant type for shit

[west copper]

If it helps what I like to do is film myself hitting myself with a large rock

[solid tapir]

impossible challenge

harder than black deck gold stake jokerless

[safe moat]

Not really

[west copper]

Halaltro

Inshallah we beat haram 8

[solid tapir]

Inshallah

[safe moat]

2 girls have had a crush on me this year

[shadow sundial]

i think that if they really love tou, eventually theyd get fed up with how hopeless you are and just tell you they love you

[safe moat]

3 actually

[solid tapir]

can't say any have my entire life

[safe moat]

That’s some true impatience

[solid tapir]

maybe one back when I was in grade 5

[west copper]

6, no maybe 7 If say for me

Get it?

[solid tapir]

brainrot

[shadow sundial]

wallahi curses be they family of the endless players

[west copper]

You see the joke is complex and deep because it requires previous knowledge to a well known trend online

[solid tapir]

indeed

[west copper]

I also like to film myself getting beat with a large rock

[safe moat]

Well I mean there’s that but also what if I don’t want to date them

[shadow sundial]

@grok how big is the rock

[shadow sundial]

then dont idk what the issue is

me when i learn the word no

[solid tapir]

the bar is so low for me that I'd be willing to date almost anyone fr

[safe moat]

No I don’t

[safe moat]

That’s bad

Really bad

[solid tapir]

I know

[shadow sundial]

hello hopeless lover

[solid tapir]

but I require emotional love

[shadow sundial]

true

[solid tapir]

to function

[safe moat]

Desperation does not equal healthy

[solid tapir]

this is true

[shadow sundial]

you need to find purpose beyond love

[west copper]

I just want someone to shitpost with me all day and doom scroll

[safe moat]

Patience is more necessary

[shadow sundial]

love does not define you

kt compliments you

you are your own person

[safe moat]

Yup

[uncut slate]

it's messed up that he's the same height as me

[solid tapir]

I have passions and stuff

[uncut slate]

the token big dude

[solid tapir]

and I know I have a purpose in this life

[safe moat]

Yeah do those

[west copper]

Yo @grok is this true?

[shadow sundial]

balalla is your purpose...m

[solid tapir]

but I need emotional support system because I suck at doing it for myself

lol

[solid tapir]

this is also true

[shadow sundial]

nah

[solid tapir]

my jimbos are always there for me

[safe moat]

If you aren’t confident enough to support yourself then do that first

[west copper]

Are you balatro because your trobala or are you trobala because your balatro

[shadow sundial]

ba

[solid tapir]

genuinely astronomically tough hill for me to conquer

[shadow sundial]

then take your time

whose rushing you?

[safe moat]

I mean that’s understandable

[solid tapir]

I have been for the past 11 years stm

[west copper]

Have you tried pushing up a rock up the hill

And maybe filming yourself hitting yourself with it

[solid tapir]

solid plan

[safe moat]

What is it with you and rocks

[shadow sundial]

thats perfectly fine

theres no deadline to it

take as long as youd like

[solid tapir]

I would like it to be soon

[safe moat]

I know I’m ready to date that’s why I’m looking

[solid tapir]

because I am in my adult life now

as a uni student

[safe moat]

I am not

[nova mantle]

You do need to be able to stand for yourself properly before looking for this kind of love on other people
Remember that relationships are 2 sides looking for people to complement themselves and for that both gotta be able to be functional in their own ❤️‍🩹

[solid tapir]

the jimbos in my head say mean things to me

[blissful cedar]

😔

[shadow sundial]

thanks girlboss

[safe moat]

Well with that attitude growth doesn’t happen

[blissful cedar]

Im running it back in spite of you

[solid tapir]

this is true

[shadow sundial]

<3

[solid tapir]

I'm just annoyed at myself because it's been a long time

[blissful cedar]

The fist will always rise above adversity

[nova mantle]

Maybe go fish is more of your speed...

[solid tapir]

I'm definitely better than before but its quite slow

[safe moat]

And?

[nova mantle]

[west copper]

Anyway if you want real dating advice just like

Be yourself as corny as it sounds, don’t put on a facade cause your gonna wanna be with the person for the rest of your life they might as well like you for who you are

[shadow sundial]

rushing yourself will lead to gaps in your relationship

[west copper]

Not for who you pretend you are

Anyway

[shadow sundial]

fill every pothole of your heart before you pave it dor someone else

[west copper]

Film yourself getting beat with like a rock

A preferably large one

I’d say

[safe moat]

Bro😭

[tepid skiff]

Period

[solid tapir]

I am trying

[shadow sundial]

dude im dropping ANCIENT GRECIAN WISDOM AND YOUR SISYPHIAN ASS CANT SHUT THE HELL UPPP

[safe moat]

Well maybe what’s preventing you from doing your best

[blissful cedar]

I filmed myself falling down the stairs and crying for life alert and then playing the role of the advertiser immediately after in the same video in the 7th grade

[safe moat]

Therapy is in session yall

[solid tapir]

lol

[shadow sundial]

true

[nova mantle]

Funniest part is this is the second to last video in game theory mat pat starred on

[solid tapir]

balala therapy

[shadow sundial]

therapt discussion

[west copper]

Head cannoning Sisyphus dropping in on ancient philosophers trying to do their job and make quotes and being like “oh man ur quote sucks I gotta lift this BIG rock everyday little man”

And dipping

[shadow sundial]

this is true ive played ultrakill

[shell current]

One must imagine camus playing Hades

[serene forge]

I hate Photograph

[tepid skiff]

I KNOW YOU DO

[west copper]

This is wholesome

I think

[safe moat]

Mhm

[west copper]

Reddit is this true?

[shadow sundial]

put glue in your pizza

[west copper]

One Reddit user suggests jumping off the golden gate bridge

[solid tapir]

should try irl therapy but it didn't work

[nova mantle]

I read this and thought of the sisyphean insurrectionist

[shadow sundial]

intended reaction to provoke

[safe moat]

Maybe it was the therapist

[serene forge]

fuck reddit

[solid tapir]

she was nice tho

[shadow sundial]

not wvery therapist will be the right one

[solid tapir]

said all the right things but I just suck fr

[safe moat]

That’s one

[solid tapir]

this is true

[restive plover]

10 hands gaming

[safe moat]

That’s on the bingo card

[solid tapir]

I hope my psychology degree can help me diagnose what's wrong with me

[west copper]

My therapist needs to see a therapist

[shadow sundial]

youre too harsh on yourself im.noticing, you use self depricating humor to shield when tough spots atr being tslked about

[safe moat]

You just need to unwind

[solid tapir]

😔 maybe

[west copper]

You need to maybe NOT beat yourself up… (with a rock perhaps a large one) and maybe learn self love

[nova mantle]

Ultrapeak on the balatro channel ❤️‍🩹

[safe moat]

You’re holding yourself back is a better way to say that

[solid tapir]

in what sense

[shadow sundial]

love self like astro loves beating their head with a roco

[civic mural]

cheers

[solid tapir]

I don't think anyone can reach that level of passion for rocks

[west copper]

WOOOOO

[civic mural]

We love scaling +mult

[nova mantle]

Tho hakita is killing me with no teasers in a month 😭 fraud is not coming out this year

[shadow sundial]

fraud so hype i love ultrakillci wish it was real

[heady narwhal]

"we love scaling +mult" mfs when fortune teller

[west copper]

Hakita is commiting fraud and rug pulling ultra kill fans and taking all the money and abandoning it trust

[solid tapir]

FT is great

wym

[shadow sundial]

fortune teller when fuck you fuxk ylu fuxk you stupid dumv fuxking purple bitch

[west copper]

I actually do like FT, before I was a flash card enjoyer I was thinking about being a fortune teller defender

[west copper]

Did the rock kick in

[safe moat]

Imagine you’re making a soup but you don’t have a list of ingredients so you make a list of ingredients but you don’t know how to cook them right so you take the time to learn how to cook them right by writing down the process or taking notes of what happens when you do certain things to the ingredients

[shadow sundial]

fortune teller is ass

[safe moat]

That’s a take alright

[shadow sundial]

worsr scaling +mult

[west copper]

Fortune tellers ass 🤤🤤🤤

[shadow sundial]

i mean

[uncut slate]

ok but with cartomancer you get +1 mult per round!!

[solid tapir]

that sounds like learning

[shadow sundial]

its a high c tier jonker

[heady narwhal]

"we love scaling +mult" mfs when flash card (it's a lot better than ft but i'd rather just put the (other) green joker in the bag and not have to wait until ante 6 to scale whenever possible)

[safe moat]

That’s unwinding

[shadow sundial]

it can be both

[safe moat]

Start back at square one

[heady narwhal]

flashcard is #1 scaling +mult joker in my heart but like

[west copper]

Anyway good night chat I’m gonna go knock myself out

With a rock. Large maybe

[solid tapir]

square one had many evil jimbos to face

[heady narwhal]

well #2 after shoot the moon

[shadow sundial]

Maybe a extra large ohe

[safe moat]

Does it now?

[solid tapir]

perhaps

[shadow sundial]

[safe moat]

Make sure he don’t come back for a while

[stiff fjord]

easiest run of my life

[safe moat]

Well that’s what you back to square one for

[twin lantern]

🥶 🥶 🥶

[solid tapir]

there's a lot of stuff I'd like to say but idt it's appropriate for balala server

[pale drift]

hit a new high score just now!

[solid tapir]

most of it is very dark

as well

but it would help explain

a lot of things

[pale drift]

obv i can go way higher but this is just the beginning for me

[shadow sundial]

okay then lets take this to a group chat

away from those who need not know

[twin lantern]

[nova mantle]

These are such treacherous actions, greed at this level must be punished, he's on the edge of committing heresy even...

[twin lantern]

Mister bones

[solid tapir]

Finn is therapizing me so feel free to do so

[nova mantle]

Lust layer is so peak I wish bisexual lightning existed irl

[shadow sundial]

i will drag both of you into one and chime in with some grecian wisdo on occasion

[shadow sundial]

bisexual people are so cool i wish markiplier was real

[solid tapir]

winning line up

[shadow sundial]

accept me fq

[nova mantle]

Y'all open the first joker pack of the run and these are your options
Eternal rental Idol
Or
Torture by the bronze bull
What do you choose

[safe moat]

Bull

[solid tapir]

done

[shadow sundial]

bull

[grave lynx]

CAN WE PLEASE MAKE IT SO THAT THE SELL BOX ON BALATRO MOBILE IS NOT RIGHT NEXT TO THE JOKER SPACES!? I JUST ACCIDENTALLY SOLD MY CONSTELLATION TRYING TO MOVE IT

[shadow sundial]

savescum:

[tepid skiff]

next time that happens you can main menu but you only have like 2 seconds

[nova mantle]

Quit to menu, play, resume game:

[shell current]

I genuinely only move my jimbos from right to left on mobile because I’ve done this too many times

[restive plover]

middle school boy voice

[nova mantle]

You have plenty of time, afaik balatro only saves when you play a hand, exit a blind, reroll shop or open/close a pack

Even in a pack if you're quick enough you can quit before the pack closing animation finishes and it doesn't save

[shell current]

Idk if maybe pause menu does this too after a couple sec but alt f4/force close will for sure bypass any save event

[nova mantle]

Superb game sense

[restive plover]

noooo i forgot to move burger back i only have 7 hands instead of 10 😔

[nova mantle]

That c++ is gonna come in no time

[raw loom]

Wait wtf is negative mult ?

[nova mantle]

These won't be enough hands 💔 hold R atp

[restive plover]

i can't even look green in the eyes he'll never forgive me for the lost +3 mult

[nova mantle]

You pawned your bootstraps

[jagged torrent]

Please

Or do I keep looking for BP?

[nova mantle]

I love the emoji Im so close to getting nitro just to be able to use the silly guy in all servers

[jagged torrent]

[nova mantle]

I don't see why not, if bp does eventually come before another copy of those 2 you'd just sell showman then

[civic sierra]

BP should be findable with 4 shop slots

2 shop slots and I may call it a pipedream

[nova mantle]

If you do need the econ tho then keep rebate

[heady narwhal]

sell both barons for superposition and family, take the mult 2 of diamonds from the standard pack, then sell mime

[nova mantle]

BP is also more versatile since you'd have more cards in hand with DNA ✅

[nova mantle]

Selling mime so you have the space for the joker in the next reroll

[sick gate]

What’s the best deck

[jagged torrent]

Genius. Sell the brain storm for a negative brain storm mindset :]

Frfr

[restive plover]

the flint when i pull up with level 1 high card

[fair canyon]

First time hitting naneinf. Wanted to boast. This game is fun asf and this took forever but I’m satisfied. Have a good night all.

[tranquil cargo]

I think I just encountered a bug

[stiff fjord]

yellow

[tranquil cargo]

in the ante 1 big blind I played some face cards with midas mask and made them gold, then against the boss blind (the pillar) I got money off of them

why weren't they debuffed? I clearly played them for them to be gold

[proven gulch]

madnes

[jagged torrent]

Congrats!

[lost vault]

who’s brandon

[balmy ridge]

chat we looking good?

[lost vault]

yes. trans colors

[restive plover]

real

[cosmic kayak]

geen

[pliant jewel]

there's no such thing as too much xmult

[solid tapir]

I don't see a problem with this line up

[unreal island]

all it needs now is a showman

[lost vault]

why

[unreal island]

extra 1.5x from bbc

[lost vault]

out of all the things why a showman

[lost vault]

theres many uncommons though

[pliant jewel]

invisible PLEASE

i have overstock+ and reroll surplus and i make like 50 dollars a round

invisible PLEASE SHOW UP

[shell seal]

cuz i love bbc

[restive plover]

holy shit

[lost vault]

everyone does!!

[restive plover]

orange stake beat let's goo

[nova junco]

Only one of them is bbc tho

[lost vault]

wrong thats a rare

[restive plover]

space

[nova junco]

Yeah lol I meant I could see why showman for another bbc would work

I just woke up😭

[shell seal]

just need a astronomer there

[balmy ridge]

bloodstone chad pivot?

[jagged torrent]

The guy who gives 1.5x mult for every king you have

[shell seal]

aura +++

[shell current]

Bloodstone is only a 1x

[lost vault]

brandon’s kinda terrible

[jagged torrent]

True

[naive marten]

That moment when you go I need a chip joker and this appears in the shop

[balmy ridge]

who is skinky what kinda name is that

[balmy ridge]

fuck matador hate that guy

[naive marten]

Well I meant the nat negative castle

[shell seal]

i just sold hanging chad and next reroll got nat neg hanging chad lol

[solid tapir]

worth

[balmy ridge]

holy hand size

[restive plover]

bean

[shell seal]

mr bean

[shell current]

Outside of endless bean mime is like 20x stronger than baron mime

I love my painted deck high card builds

[glass creek]

Free ecto

[wicked warren]

did jugglers every paint

[wide kettle]

New highest round, new highest ante, and new best score. Not a bad run at all

[wicked warren]

cause like why is some hand size stuff paintbrushes and stuff like that and others are jugglers

[shadow sundial]

ba la

[shadow sundial]

brandon urine (brendon urie's stupid cousin(

[serene forge]

I hate Singing Bowl

[shadow sundial]

do you like my singing monsters

[serene forge]

never played

[shadow sundial]

so sad

[balmy ridge]

i would like to say

green joker is fucking AMAZING on painted deck

i got him to +89 and threw on ante 8 big blind but

[solid tapir]

grimbo is amazing on every deck

[balmy ridge]

thats not the point

[balmy ridge]

i guess so but especially on painted deck because you basically never have to use discards because your hand is bigger than the low taper fade meme

[glass creek]

Green joker + runner on painted deck

[solid tapir]

makes sense

[abstract rivet]

Lmao 2 rental vagabond ante 1

I an going to be so poor in this run if i cam make it work

[shadow sundial]

hi marisa 2hu

[pliant jewel]

man this game would give me anything except invisible joker

[valid abyss]

what the FUCK

make sure to buy one then hex it

then buy the other

[shadow sundial]

buy bs and hex it the bp is perishable

[valid abyss]

OH i didnt see

top 10 saddest

[stark karma]

dont even buy bp tbh

[shadow sundial]

mf sees a 1 dollar bp "i wonder if theres any stickers on this kne"

[pliant jewel]

might not even do this run

[stark karma]

actually maybe it coukdnt hurt

[pliant jewel]

im just looking for invisible for gold sticker

[subtle loom]

chicot common w

[solid tapir]

I love chigoat

[pliant jewel]

i wonder if i should go anaglyph and take rare skips instead of resetting for rare skip at the start...

[balmy ridge]

should i errrm sell michel or maybe invis for four fingers to feed square?

sucks wasting invis but i kinda need michel for scoring rn

[solid tapir]

why not pairs

[balmy ridge]

been playing two pairs because i can with big hand

[solid tapir]

but pairs

[balmy ridge]

butt pairs

also i have no levels anyway cus econ been rough

so i could pivot to pairs i guess

but the problem is not dying right now

[serene forge]

never take the ante 1 rental blueprint

[lunar zealot]

L

[solid tapir]

you can do two pair

[serene forge]

(it was nat negative btw)

[solid tapir]

what hand levels are u at

[lunar zealot]

L

[balmy ridge]

^

[serene forge]

fuck off kami

[balmy ridge]

so i dont take four fingers?

[solid tapir]

well yes

but

I would like to see

oh you said no levels

as in literally no levels

[serene forge]

I hate Four Fingers

[solid tapir]

I also dislike ff's

[solid tapir]

well

what are your pairs/two pairs scoring

[balmy ridge]

two pairs are like 4k?

[solid tapir]

and what are the blind requirements

[balmy ridge]

pairs less i guess

[solid tapir]

you can afford to skip four fingers

[balmy ridge]

ok

[vocal matrix]

Truly my strangest run so far

[balmy ridge]

looks good

[solid tapir]

we dont need jokers to win this game

[bleak ledge]

Is anyone able to help me figure out why this won't load? I'm not very literate with Mac and I've exhausted my understanding of how this works. Anytime I try to run the install command I keep getting told to have rust/cargo installed (which i believe i have via commands as well)

I am at a wall

[mild vigil]

I'll be honest I kinda like refunded the game.

[solid tapir]

as a windows user I can't help

try #⚙・modding-general

[bleak ledge]

Thanks, ill be trolling in there then.

[solid tapir]

gl

[lost vault]

hello kuckles

[solid tapir]

cuckles

[lost vault]

fuck i misspelled it ;sob:

[mild vigil]

It was fun but I kinda wanted to buy something else

[solid tapir]

lol

[brave plume]

is this a bad idea

[subtle loom]

balatro is the worst game ever

becuase what is this rng bro

[tawdry ice]

Do you plan to go with flush house later in the run?

If not, yes.

[unique basin]

I messed up Big time ;_; https://streamable.com/qhkofl

[brave plume]

maybe? i dont rlly have any ideas

[subtle loom]

i got early polychorme holo

[brave plume]

this is factually incorrect

[subtle loom]

i hate balatro rng

[brave plume]

just buy better rng in the shop :3

[solid tapir]

no

[solid tapir]

imagine negative invis

[tawdry ice]

RNG tends to have less bearing on games like these than one might think.

[subtle loom]

i need an queen

no queen

[solid tapir]

rng denyers when you don't draw your dogshit hand

[tawdry ice]

Tunnel visioning on a certain type of hand can lead to this.

[solid tapir]

.

[restive plover]

ouija just gave me all aces when i'm doing a run with scholars and fibonacci

i love gambling

[tawdry ice]

RNG can certainly be terrible sometimes.

[solid tapir]

this is why we pairs

[subtle loom]

i am getting a queen for strisght in fucking ante 1 big blind

[solid tapir]

this is why we go for the flush round 1

[cosmic kayak]

gomer

[tawdry ice]

Going for straights is rather risky that early.

You don't have enough insurance for it.

[solid tapir]

missing on the straight is normal

happens

this

[tawdry ice]

Some things are just out of your hand.

Wanted a funny double bloodstone run once but between the both of them, they triggered only twice.

Caused me to die.

[lunar zealot]

Reason 1

your jokers suck ass

[solid tapir]

#🎙・server-chat message

[balmy ridge]

i <3 hung men

oops

didnt mean to reply

[solid tapir]

as stated by Kami

this is true

[bleak ledge]

😂

[solid tapir]

my favorite Kami quote is "Reason 3: You don't draw your dog shit hand"

[quaint harness]

reason 4: your resource management was awful

[lunar zealot]

that goes for all 3 reasons

[balmy ridge]

reason 5:

[acoustic kettle]

Thats 3

[solid tapir]

reason 6: You didn't build around the plant

[subtle loom]

reason 7: hook

[balmy ridge]

reason 8: errm umm idk

[lunar zealot]

Holy shit balatro players can't read

[balmy ridge]

aren't you a balatro player?

[solid tapir]

reason 9: you cant read

[acoustic kettle]

Really 3 people came and said 3 in different forms

Love it

[solid tapir]

that's the joke

[acoustic kettle]

[valid abyss]

reason I. your Jonklers are TERRIBLE
reason Deux. you dont draw oyur Fucking hand
reason 3. the boss blind Fucks you
reason four/10: screw you

[restive plover]

funny pants

[balmy ridge]

reading is hard

[shell current]

Hey now sometimes your resource management is perfect but the boss blind still fucks you because you forget to read what it is before leaving the last shop

[lunar zealot]

Yes that's reason c

[solid tapir]

because reason 9

[lunar zealot]

rather reason 3

Which is reason 2

[tranquil cargo]

your resource management is perfect
you forgot to read
pick one

[solid tapir]

.

[lunar zealot]

Fuck it this is confusing im making a new message

[balmy ridge]

anticipating

[lunar zealot]

Why do we lose Balatro runs?
Because you don't score enough to beat the blind
this can happen for 3 and only 3 reasons:

1. Your jokers suck ass
2. The boss blind fucks you
3. You don't draw your dogshit hand

[acoustic kettle]

Also why is plant so hated i only had like 1 run in my last 15 that dies to plant

[uncut slate]

a lot of people use photochad

[solid tapir]

because face card glazers

[subtle loom]

you dont draw your dgoshit hand
???

[solid tapir]

flush

[subtle loom]

hook is worse

[lunar zealot]

Literally yes

[solid tapir]

2pair

flush house

[lunar zealot]

you die if you don't draw your dogshit hand

[solid tapir]

full house

[subtle loom]

what does that even mean

[frank raft]

flush house is peak

[solid tapir]

straight flush

[solid tapir]

yes but not early

fr

[acoustic kettle]

Photochadders smh

[subtle loom]

arent you supposed to draw the best hand?

[solid tapir]

no deck fixing for that shi

[acoustic kettle]

Imagine dying to plant

[subtle loom]

i dont get the joke

[frank raft]

whenever i do pokernight with the boys we do wildcards so we get to do the special hands

[solid tapir]

bruh

[lunar zealot]

if you DONT draw your hand

you die

[tranquil cargo]

if you can't draw it consistently with your current deck, don't put yourself in a position of relying on it

[solid tapir]

this is why we mercury

[frank raft]

nuh uh

[subtle loom]

i get it now

[lunar zealot]

and if you can't draw your hand it's a dogshit hand

[acoustic kettle]

I just died because i sock and buskined with scary face

[uncut slate]

poker night but you can open standard packs

[acoustic kettle]

[frank raft]

nuh uh il stick by my full house thank you very much

[lunar zealot]

wtf is a full house

[solid tapir]

of all the dogshit hands it had to be FH

[shell current]

Face card glazers stay winning sorry

[balmy ridge]

holy shit this might be it

[uncut slate]

faceless joker

[acoustic kettle]

Midas mask ftw

[solid tapir]

Im all for econ

scoring face cards is whatever

I love business card

[subtle loom]

hook is worse if you have bad discard

[acoustic kettle]

I'm enjoying buskin scary face more than photochad

[frank raft]

all my homies hate midas mask

[solid tapir]

your homies play white stake endless

and are not relevant

[acoustic kettle]

Good to know you have no homies

[uncut slate]

so faceless joker and rebate have equal expected value on an unfixed deck, does the math change a lot when you start fixing?

[lunar zealot]

I mean duh

[solid tapir]

yeah

[frank raft]

how did you know i have 2000 hours in balatro 😭

[uncut slate]

well i mean the difference between them

like does rebate really pull ahead by that much

[lunar zealot]

I think it depends

Faceless has short term benefits for deckfixing

rebate has long term benefits

[uncut slate]

i know rebate gets the hate for being strong

[acoustic kettle]

With fixing rebate clears so much

[solid tapir]

rebate is better with a fixed deck imho

[lunar zealot]

as in more face cards gets faceless value up faster but only to a point

[solid tapir]

you can discard 5 total rebateable cards with a fixed deck

[left juniper]

Don't deprive people of the nice variations

[uncut slate]

i just wonder how fixed the deck has to be

[lunar zealot]

meanwhile rebate gets stronger and stronger and stronger

[uncut slate]

idk the math is hard

i tried doing it and got bored

[lunar zealot]

YEAAAHHHH

[frank raft]

i actually only have one other friend who plays balatro and he only plays white stake

i have since disowned him

[uncut slate]

in a deck of only one rank then obviously rebate is broken

[acoustic kettle]

Even on the beginning deck rebate is still better imo

[subtle loom]

they cant read because theyre a deltarune fan

[acoustic kettle]

One card for 5 dollars is ridiculous

[subtle loom]

localthunk should add gaster joker

[solid tapir]

Faceless:

3 face cards for $5

you can only discard 3 cards to trigger value

Rebate:

[x] card for $5

you can discard 5 cards to trigger value per discarded card totalling to $25 for a full discard of [x] rank

[subtle loom]

and then the universe reset back to the point local start delevoping balatro

[solid tapir]

good

[frank raft]

every 1/1000 runs it shows up in the pool and does jack shit

[left juniper]

Rebate is OP so it makes other econ jokers look much worse

[uncut slate]

probabilistically they average out to the same income assuming you're digging mostly the same

[shell current]

I think unfixed deck the ev for rebate is better

[uncut slate]

i am just curious how quickly the ev on rebate grows and if anyone has done the math

[frank raft]

golden ticket:

[uncut slate]

how so?