🃏・off-topic

[devout iron]

the dot between those two glyphs on the left line is a connector to basically make the glyphs into one word
but i use the quotes for some connections that might be a bit unintuitive

that's very hess i kinda like that

chess battle advanced

[glossy fulcrum]

corn beans and rice

[quartz tinsel]

Speaking of combining words.

[peak fractal]

Im sorry can i ask what hess means 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

hess

[devout iron]

...

[glossy fulcrum]

hess attle dvanced

[quartz tinsel]

Do I, as a writer, have the right to invent portmanteaus?

[peak fractal]

Not to sound rude im sorry 😭😭😭

[devout iron]

i'm unsure whether i can disclose that under the Eyes of the Intermediary

[glossy fulcrum]

sure

[devout iron]

ok i actually can i lied

it's just chess without the c

[glossy fulcrum]

i was right

hess attle dvanced

[peak fractal]

Ok continue the colang breakdown plz i want to see it

[quartz tinsel]

I've made two thus far.
Atramania, or inky madness, and petrichorium, or the first bit of exhilaration after a long drought.

Thoughts?

[devout iron]

so for example (water glyph) • (cold glyph) = ice

[peak fractal]

Ooh ok

[glossy fulcrum]

isnt petrichor like the smell of rain

[quartz tinsel]

Yes.

[peak fractal]

I like that actually

[devout iron]

just because i'm too lazy to add more unique glyph designs

[glossy fulcrum]

petrichor v is the name of the planet ror and ror2 take place on

risk of rain

love that game

[peak fractal]

Im thinking of making a pictorial colang now and i might use a system like that

[devout iron]

i only make pictorial conlangs because i think letters are very evil (i don't wanna make one)

[peak fractal]

I feel like a phonetic colang wouldnt be hard to make

It would just take some memorization

for me i can probably remember about half of my created words

[quartz tinsel]

Atramentous + mania and petrichor + pandaemonium.

[devout iron]

here's something goofy i added

there's an insult as one of the words (which i haven't made a glyph for yet)

[peak fractal]

lol

[devout iron]

and it has no parallel in english

[peak fractal]

I haven’t made any insults yet

[devout iron]

but i wrote the direct translation as "spaghetti monster"

[peak fractal]

Lololol

The only “insult” i have in my language is the word (romanized) “Pawleerow”, which you would say to someone who is obviously lying to make fun of them or call them out

[quartz tinsel]

@glossy fulcrum.

[devout iron]

that's nice

[vale cliff]

Not quite the same, but I love how Kingkiller Chronicles offers an alternative etymology to a lot of English terms

You could be doing something similar

[glossy fulcrum]

i saw :3

[vale cliff]

Make more swears

[peak fractal]

Should I explain my language now

[vale cliff]

A good language needs swears

[quartz tinsel]

Frick.

[devout iron]

IIIIMPUURE

[glossy fulcrum]

what would english be without the f slur

[zenith obsidian]

500 new slurs please

or 8 billion slurs for each individual person on earth

[vale cliff]

500 f-…

[devout iron]

WAITER WAITER MORE SLURS PLEASE

[vale cliff]

Nevermind

[devout iron]

oh wait i'm the waiter

[vale cliff]

Get it?

Because cigarettes are also called

[peak fractal]

This says “the dumb dog likes the fast cat”

[zenith obsidian]

500 cigarettes

bing

[peak fractal]

The first word means the

[devout iron]

oi you bri ish mate

[peak fractal]

In my colang you put adjectives after nouns

so that says “dog dumb”

[vale cliff]

No, but other people here say I sound too white

[peak fractal]

Then the word for like (to enjoy)

Then the word for the again

Then cat fast

[zenith obsidian]

why is there an among us

[devout iron]

i should add an among us glyph

"crewmember"

[glossy fulcrum]

tes

[peak fractal]

That makes an “Sh” sound

[glossy fulcrum]

like the

[quartz tinsel]

It's over 9,000 degrees in here and I can't sleep.

[zenith obsidian]

why is everyone having this problem

[zenith obsidian]

how many among uses would it take to say "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[peak fractal]

Idk alot

[zenith obsidian]

we need a binding of isaac comma and a kirby period

[devout iron]

the sauce

[peak fractal]

Heres the alphabet

[devout iron]

i just have triangles as my punctuation

[quartz tinsel]

Is this happening everywhere?

[zenith obsidian]

we need a kirby

[devout iron]

let me show you the pronoun system

[zenith obsidian]

yes to me aswell

[vale cliff]

I’m at work, so no

[glad quartz]

Hp brown sauce, from the other chat. It's liek vinegar flavour sauce.

[glossy fulcrum]

"oh boy i sure wonder what the healing item is"

[vale cliff]

Woke languages

[zenith obsidian]

there better be every single pronoun in existence including new ones

[vale cliff]

263

[peak fractal]

My language doesn’t differentiate he she or it, you just go off of context

[quartz tinsel]

It's so cute watching you make constant typos.

Skill issue.

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[vale cliff]

Woah

Love this

Pronouns gave me dysphoria as a child

So yay for you!

[zenith obsidian]

make new colors

thats possible right?

[devout iron]

THREE

YOU, ME, THEY

ok back to drawing

[vale cliff]

Us?

[zenith obsidian]

draw an among us

[peak fractal]

I have i, you, he/she/it, we, yall, they/them

[zenith obsidian]

your missing alot

you should make new ones

[peak fractal]

Like what???😭

[zenith obsidian]

uh

[peak fractal]

Those are standard pronouns

[vale cliff]

Rock

[shut musk]

[devout iron]

lets see if any of you can tell what's going on here

[zenith obsidian]

a pronoun for each indiviual person on earth

[vale cliff]

If you’re referring to a rock

[ionic skiff]

I’ve taken up the weed cat mantle

[quartz tinsel]

Scissors.

Fuck.

[vale cliff]

Gorillaz??????

[shut musk]

I guess it would be cool if you had a unique pronoun for an ambiguous character instead of lending “them”

[zenith obsidian]

i see a line whats the line do

[peak fractal]

Gender and subject matter?

[ionic skiff]

I’m Referring to my pfp

[quartz tinsel]

This.

[zenith obsidian]

what if you made new genders

[vale cliff]

Your bio, I mean

[zenith obsidian]

for the aliens on other galaxies

do you think they have more genders

[vale cliff]

I am my own gender

Power move

No one else can identify as me

[shut musk]

Identity theft

[devout iron]

lmao

[zenith obsidian]

i hate you aswell

who else thinks stafford from directive 8020 is hot

[shut musk]

An odd specimen this one
Seems to worship a strange rune, possibly a symbol for their god?

[quartz tinsel]

I don't know who or what that is.

[zenith obsidian]

google

[devout iron]

seems you're at a loss for what this means

[shut musk]

😭

[glossy fulcrum]

loss glyph

[shut musk]

up top buddy that one was good

[glossy fulcrum]

down bottom buddy

[peak fractal]

Here are the pronouns in my language “i you it/he/she we yall they”

[vale cliff]

Down bad bottom

[glossy fulcrum]

thats me

[zenith obsidian]

ADD MORE GENDERS

[vale cliff]

Son…

[glossy fulcrum]

son

[zenith obsidian]

we need representation for the alien life in other galaxys that have more than 2 genders

[devout iron]

i see you did the thing where you just have Two of them

[quartz tinsel]

Nanomachines.

[glossy fulcrum]

humans have more then 2 genders too

[zenith obsidian]

sexualities

[peak fractal]

Thats not for all pluralization

[devout iron]

there is one gender

[glossy fulcrum]

no correlation graph

[peak fractal]

In my language yes

[devout iron]

okay

[zenith obsidian]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

sexuality and gender arent the same thing

[zenith obsidian]

i know

[vale cliff]

They are for me

[zenith obsidian]

but what other gender is there

[vale cliff]

Postprototypegender

Postprototypesexual

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a lot of non binary identities

[devout iron]

i will now go exclusively by hess/hessself

[glossy fulcrum]

go look it up i guess

[devout iron]

(lie)

[glossy fulcrum]

skinksexual

or skinky

[zenith obsidian]

is that possible tho

[shut musk]

Hess bluffing

[glossy fulcrum]

get it

because

skink

[vale cliff]

Srimksexual

[devout iron]

hess

[glossy fulcrum]

whats

[zenith obsidian]

wait like biological genders?

[peak fractal]

What did you use for inspiration for the glyphs in your colang or were they just made on a whim

[shut musk]

Shrödingers gender

[vale cliff]

Let’s not fight about this, guys

[vale cliff]

Biological sex is purely biology

[zenith obsidian]

are biological genders the same as genders

[devout iron]

no

[shut musk]

Y’all can still use Latin script btw you don’t gotta reinvent the wheel every time

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[vale cliff]

You have intersex people, but that’s kinda it

[devout iron]

I SHALL SMITE THOU

[glossy fulcrum]

im gonna have biological sex

[peak fractal]

I do plan on making a latin script colang soon

[zenith obsidian]

am i larping

[vale cliff]

Woah, you like biological sex?

Me too?!

[oblique crown]

i only play straights because i aint gay.

[shut musk]

I only play flushes cuz I am shit

[vale cliff]

I only play non straights because i ain’t not non straight

[devout iron]

everyone has a little bit of gay in their soul

[zenith obsidian]

i meant biological sex not gender

i searched it up

mb

[oblique crown]

that's why you play pairs to set up the straight

[shut musk]

Stop flexing gng you’re on discord

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

i also like

[devout iron]

for biological there's just 2

[zenith obsidian]

i thought gender was physical

[glossy fulcrum]

freaky stuff

[vale cliff]

Kinda 3 if you’re intersex

[peak fractal]

My next colang will be VOS or VSO i haven’t decided yet

[devout iron]

wait this is fire writing

[quartz tinsel]

Nope.

[vale cliff]

But in nature, a third sex is hermaphrodite

[glossy fulcrum]

gender is a ruse by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

[vale cliff]

Which humans are typically not

[zenith obsidian]

do aliens have more than two biological sexes

[devout iron]

space is a ruse invented by big big to sell less small

[glossy fulcrum]

no way to confirm

[shut musk]

Why don’t they make non-binary bathrooms then? Wouldn’t that sell more?

[vale cliff]

I don freaking know, dude

[glossy fulcrum]

too woke

[vale cliff]

There aren’t any yet

[devout iron]

why are you grouping them like that that's racist

[zenith obsidian]

what

[devout iron]

what

[zenith obsidian]

??

[oblique crown]

gender neutral bathrooms are a ploy by women to occupy 2 stalls at concerts

[zenith obsidian]

sorry extraterristial beings from a galaxy far away

[shut musk]

Yeah CBA here is a flaxan, not just an “Alien”

[vale cliff]

I know fungi have multiple “sexes”, but it’s very different from how animals procreate

[shut musk]

So objectifying

[zenith obsidian]

what

[devout iron]

shake my smh

[vale cliff]

This is valid tbh

Identify however you want

[glossy fulcrum]

i have a lot of gay in my soul

[vale cliff]

Noice

[zenith obsidian]

i dont understand anything tahts going on

[vale cliff]

Can I trade for some?

I have candy

[zenith obsidian]

did i say something bad

[vale cliff]

No

[devout iron]

there is evil in my soul

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[zenith obsidian]

evil horse walks in

manifestation of evil horse walks in

[glossy fulcrum]

no its all mine

gay gluttony

[zenith obsidian]

whats that

[glossy fulcrum]

gay means homosexuality, or the characteristic of being attracted to people of the same gender as yourself
gluttony is the sin of overindulgence

[devout iron]

all my homies know greed is the best sin to have

[vale cliff]

Nikocado

[zenith obsidian]

how does gluttony and gay connect

[vale cliff]

They don’t

[glossy fulcrum]

im hogging all the gay for myself

[vale cliff]

That’s not what she’s saying

[glossy fulcrum]

which i guess would make me gay greed

not gluttony

[oblique crown]

because you absorb the gay out of others to become stronger

[vale cliff]

Gay lust

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[vale cliff]

Gay…

Gay pride

[glossy fulcrum]

gay patience

[devout iron]

gay is a virtue

[zenith obsidian]

i did that but message under construction

[devout iron]

gaytience

[vale cliff]

I’m waiting for the gay to arrive

[glossy fulcrum]

hello

[zenith obsidian]

gay bravery

gay determination

[glossy fulcrum]

gay temperance

[zenith obsidian]

i forgot the rest

gay love

[glossy fulcrum]

well i wasnt referencing undertale

smh

[vale cliff]

No you’re supposed to obey me

[zenith obsidian]

what were you referencing

[vale cliff]

The seven GAY souls

[glossy fulcrum]

the bible

[glossy fulcrum]

truke

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[glossy fulcrum]

as we all know im a firm believer in god (lie)

[zenith obsidian]

what happens if someone collects them all

[vale cliff]

Remember that the bible is an undertale reference

[glossy fulcrum]

they can break the STRAIGHT barrier and free queerkind

[zenith obsidian]

beware of the man who speaks in gay hands

[vale cliff]

Flowey did it and died from homosexual overload

[vale cliff]

Bruh

I’m not gonna let WD Gayster near me

[glossy fulcrum]

dont you mean beware of the person 🙄

[devout iron]

YOU COULDN'T FLIP A SCRIPT IF YOU TRIED

[zenith obsidian]

waht

[devout iron]

chaching bling cashster

[glossy fulcrum]

gotta be more woke

[devout iron]

the man who speaks in bands

[vale cliff]

Xerson

[zenith obsidian]

me or him

[glossy fulcrum]

you

[zenith obsidian]

teach me

[glossy fulcrum]

and gayster

[glossy fulcrum]

gay queer

[vale cliff]

MB Gayster

[oblique crown]

🤔 i do wonder is man not shorthand for mankind?

[glossy fulcrum]

mankind is stupud

[vale cliff]

Personkind now

[glossy fulcrum]

say humankind

[rigid crag]

> "there is evil in my soul"
> canio

[oblique crown]

newspeak

[zenith obsidian]

do you think aliens know what a gender is

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[glossy fulcrum]

who knows brah

[vale cliff]

Sorry, patriarchy devotee

[glossy fulcrum]

we dont even know if aliens exist

[devout iron]

devotee?

[vale cliff]

Opinion deleted

[zenith obsidian]

have aliens unlocked gay yet

[glossy fulcrum]

why do you keep asking this questions nobody knows the answer to

[zenith obsidian]

where is the among us

[zenith obsidian]

i need answers

[oblique crown]

do you not know what newspeak is?

[glossy fulcrum]

well you wont find them

[zenith obsidian]

are you shore

[glossy fulcrum]

the universe is so vast the chance that we actually interact with an alien species is astronomically low

[oblique crown]

well that's a beach

[zenith obsidian]

thats not nice

[zenith obsidian]

where is the among us symbol

[rigid crag]

welcome to fermi's paradox

[oblique crown]

ohh yea if it's so big why are balantro numbers bigger then atoms in the universe?

[devout iron]

because jimbo

[glossy fulcrum]

because its not that hard to write a couple numbers down

[zenith obsidian]

considering if octupi are aliens do you think they unlocked gay technology

[glossy fulcrum]

1e1e100

that number would take longer to count to than the universe could possibly live on for

[oblique crown]

no that's cheating write it out

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro does that

it uses scientific notation

[oblique crown]

it uses magic

i can tell

it cheats

[glossy fulcrum]

you suck at ragebait

[rigid crag]

is this ragebait

[zenith obsidian]

wait the universe is gonna ide?

[glossy fulcrum]

entropy

[rigid crag]

is this also ragebait

[oblique crown]

no it's just being silly

[zenith obsidian]

is it gonna ide

[oblique crown]

how could anyone get mad at that

beyond me

[rigid crag]

why would you get mad at your own comment

[glossy fulcrum]

im not mad thats why i said ur bad at ragebait

[zenith obsidian]

super evil horse walks in with ultimate malicous intent

[oblique crown]

🤔 i wasn't trying to ragebait so i guess mission failed succesfully?

[glossy fulcrum]

what do you mean

what mission

[zenith obsidian]

evil horse bee gone

[oblique crown]

roll a d20 to cast banishment

[zenith obsidian]

it wont roll

[oblique crown]

just rock it then

[zenith obsidian]

lemme try tho

no

[oblique crown]

not how you roll a d20

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not d20

thats 20d6

[zenith obsidian]

yeah d73

[glossy fulcrum]

also false

[zenith obsidian]

idk bro

[glossy fulcrum]

theres about 6^20 different possibilities

[vale cliff]

Also, it has a minimum of 20

[zenith obsidian]

i didnt like meth class

[vale cliff]

Walteh

[oblique crown]

don't forget your modifiers

[zenith obsidian]

i only liked english class

[vale cliff]

That’s so funny

[oblique crown]

real ones learned english from watching tv shows

[shut musk]

lol

Math class is fun tho (hella based)

[zenith obsidian]

fck no

it sucks

no

[shut musk]

My math teacher has a genuine passion for ts and im here for it

[zenith obsidian]

for what

is your math teacher drspected

[shut musk]

The drspectered of math (drspectered is already of math)

[zenith obsidian]

he is meth

[shut musk]

He was for a time horse

[ionic skiff]

yall familar with spacechem

[vale cliff]

Non

[shy latch]

I got the s26! My a53 broke so new phone

[pearl flume]

Please choose an artifact:

Thick Blood- Tattoos of chains that trace along your veins, when in battle, they manifest physical chains that are as strong and sturdy as your relationship to others and their loyalty to you, which covers your limbs, strengthening you. You can also empower the chains by granting those close to you this power.
"A little sacrifice ain't a thing if it's for one of your own!"

Objet D'art- A false eye that replaces one of your own. You will be able to see the true shades of reality, textures and details that are forsaken to others. In battle, they automatically analyze weakness, intent and even predict incoming danger. The eye grants an endless and unstoppable stream of inspiration.
"A person who studies this Art, must have either everything or nothing."

Le Regole- Blood no longer sustain you. Your virtues, ideals and principles are what allow you to move and act. As long as you believe in them, they will carry you and the stronger you enforce them, the more power you will gain. Death comes only when all is abandoned.
"I have shown you courtesy enough."

[scenic imp]

Lmao, I think I'm buying the full game

[hallow mortar]

Objet D'art is a good artifact i would take.

[verbal geyser]

nubbys number factory reference

i would buy if it wasn’t windows exclusive 😞

[peak fractal]

Ok guys I began the creation of a new colang

[devout iron]

oo exciting

[peak fractal]

it uses the latin script

And it uses VSO

[devout iron]

interesting

[peak fractal]

so “i see you” is

No-am nó nú

“-“ is a glottal stop btw

kinda like you how some dont pronounce the first t in “hot tomato”

and ú is pronounced the same way as a german ü

You would position your mouth like your saying “oo” but actually say “ew”

[verbal geyser]

is this a good time to mention im minoring in linguistics

i eat this shit up

[ionic skiff]

Shit it’s on mobile? Okay

[scenic imp]

Yeah

[peak fractal]

Zercónu colang guide
Pronunciation
a = Short "ah" (as in cat)
á = Long "ay" (as in day)
e = Short "eh" (as in met)
o = Short "ah/oh" (as in hot)
ó = Long "oh" (as in boat)
u = Short "uh" (as in hut)
ú = Rounded "ew" (as in german ü)
õ = "ow" (as in cow)
c = Always makes the "ch" sound.
“-“ = Glottal Stop
r = trilled singularly if placed after a vowel

Dictionary
vüx = Negation marker ("no" / "not")
oz = Verb: to be (is/am/are)
kam = Verb: to walk / to go
no-am = Verb: to see / to look
pól = Noun: person
kám = Noun: dog
vixel = Adjective: tall
nó = Pronoun: I / me
nú = Pronoun: You
ná = Pronoun: He/She/It
nós = Pronoun: We
nús = Pronoun: Y'all
nás = Pronoun: They
dilek = Article: The
dil = Article: A/An
díl = Article: Some

Suffixes/prefixes
erá’ = infinitive verb prefix
õlí’ = possessive noun prefix
‘ar = past tense verb suffix
‘ará = future tense verb suffix
‘ód = plural noun suffix

Number pronunciation
0 = ze
1 = ón
2 = tú
3 = tré
4 = fó
5 = fí
6 = si
7 = se
8 = at
9 = ni
Add “tá” between numbers when pronouncing multi-digit numbers

Language is in a VSO (Verb Subject Object) order. Adjectives come after nouns, numbers are always the first adjective, and possessive adjectives are always the last.

I hate how discord changes - to •

[verbal geyser]

alright folks, time to play america’s 8th favorite game!
IS 🗣️ IT 🗣️ AN 🗣️ IN 🗣️ DEPTH 🗣️ HOBBY 🗣️ OR 🗣️ COLLEGE 🗣️ MAJOR 🗣️

[devout iron]

BUZZ

[verbal geyser]

cba, you’re on the board

[devout iron]

IN-DEPTH HOBBY

[verbal geyser]

our other contestant (me i’m the other contestant) agrees with that answer

[devout iron]

SURVEY SAYS:

[peak fractal]

In depth hobby

im bored as hell

make some fun out of it

lol

[verbal geyser]

DING DING DING WE HAVE SOME WINNERS

[devout iron]

i'm also bored as hell

what do i win

3 hess points?

[verbal geyser]

even better

4 hess points

they’re taking it out of my paycheck

(what is a hess point)

jokes aside though language history/structure/all that linguistics stuff is so so so cool to me i adore it

[peak fractal]

Im really interested in becoming an polyglot

I already know english (obv) and im a little bit into spanish

I really need to learn tenses and moods

im beginning to learn japanese aswell

[devout iron]

my lang is going to be called evil toki pona which is toki pona but evil and instead of the language of good it's the language of evil because it's evil toki pona

[peak fractal]

D:

[vale cliff]

That sounds cool ngl

[devout iron]

i am very evil

[peak fractal]

But what do we think of this tho

[devout iron]

cool

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats worse, soup or sawdust mixed with food?

[vale cliff]

Soup mixed with food or sawdust mixed with food?

Or straight up soup by itself or sawdust mixed with food?

[dusty lynx]

thats the one

[vale cliff]

Sawdust???

[scenic imp]

This worked?

[dusty lynx]

no thats the question I asked, soup or sawdust mixed with food

[vale cliff]

Sawdust mixed with food is worse

[remote latch]

what game is this? ive seen it but forgot the name

[scenic imp]

Nubby's number factory

[remote latch]

thanks!

[cyan ivy]

Hello people

[scenic imp]

Lmao

[shrewd vale]

still fun tho

[scenic imp]

160 billion :3

[glass snow]

Expensive as hell
₮17898.34 for a game no

[steel marsh]

Not really why not just play a board game by that point

[runic tinsel]

it still can be fun

[gray cedar]

https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo?si=ae8VTDj7HHuoQuUK

[quartz tinsel]

Don't even knock soup right now.

[queen forge]

mini cavendish

[runic tinsel]

hmmm... Heaven or super-cancer, thats a tough one...

[verbal geyser]

cellulose (wood pulp) has been considered a safe additive by the fda since 1973 and is used in many everyday foods like cheese (to prevent it from sticking together, most preshredded cheeses are about 10% wood pulp) or grain products like bread or granola bars (to add fiber content). it’s perfectly fine for us and passes right through as any normal food would

but i dunno about you i don’t wanna eat pizza with straight sawdust on top and soup is hella fire so gimme the soup

[desert spindle]

this heat today is MISERY

[quartz tinsel]

Finally, a fellow soup enthusiast.

[vale cliff]

I also love soup

[quartz tinsel]

Who asked?

/j.

[shrewd vale]

js to pass the time while we talk

[sand valley]

real

people play games for fun

[ionic skiff]

X1.5 Mult

1 in 100 chance of going extinct

[shrewd vale]

or gambling

[runic tinsel]

i dont think people gamble for fun

most people gamble just to gamble more

lemme rephrase that

[quartz tinsel]

It isn't working.

[runic tinsel]

most addicts gamble just to gamble more

[quartz tinsel]

Either my games are broken or I'm broken.

[sand valley]

yeah i think u might be depressed, twin

[stray badge]

where is the question

[quartz tinsel]

I bought a book that's supposed to help writers write.

It arrives on Thursday.

[zenith obsidian]

good morning

im gonna start wasting my time on discord because i have nothing better to do

[quartz tinsel]

I hate the way cults promise false hope.

So I'm just going to say have a satisfactory morning.

[zenith obsidian]

ok

what do u mean

[stray badge]

good evening

[zenith obsidian]

ah! a linux user scary

is linux still complicated like it was 2 years ago

[stray badge]

no

i don't remember it being complicated 2 years ago either

[zenith obsidian]

no it really was

i saw youtube videos of people struggling with it alot

[quartz tinsel]

What do you mean, what do I mean?

[zenith obsidian]

idk

[stray badge]

and did you ever try it

[zenith obsidian]

balatro is for babys me and da gang playing balala

[zenith obsidian]

i dont want to i suck at computer science class how am i gonna use linux

[stray badge]

you don't have to do like extremely complicated terminal commands that often

[zenith obsidian]

higher quality one

[stray badge]

and a lot of what you might need to know is documented (probably)

[quartz tinsel]

Scary thought, though.

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[quartz tinsel]

What if the author used AI?

[zenith obsidian]

i will consider it when i build a pc and dont wanna buy windows

[runic tinsel]

there is no way thats actually real

[zenith obsidian]

then ai will teach you to write

[vale cliff]

Good morning cult

[quartz tinsel]

I refuse.

[stray badge]

"In-App Purchases" ???

[runic tinsel]

id rather be beat up with a stick

multiple sticks actually

[vale cliff]

They should read their own book then

[zenith obsidian]

your gonna learn to use the "—" inbetween every single word like—this

[runic tinsel]

why wouldnt you wanna buy windows? dont you care about ventilation? sunlight?

[zenith obsidian]

im just saying that so he wont get mad at me

[runic tinsel]

i am making a joke

[zenith obsidian]

yes

horse walks in >horse laughs at joke

i swear i have keyboard ghosting

my older brother is gonna give me money to buy the steam controller for my birthday

im gonna spend it all on in-app purchases for JokerPoker - balala

cause thats what real humans do

because im a real human

im a human

[runic tinsel]

???

nuh uh

[zenith obsidian]

your not a human you just changed your name for it to look like that

im the real one

[runic tinsel]

ig bro

[zenith obsidian]

thats something a non human would say

mr horse walks in

i dont know what to talk about

someone say something

[runic tinsel]

something

[zenith obsidian]

something x2

[stray badge]

nothing

[zenith obsidian]

ah!

[stray badge]

what is your opinion on this sound

[zenith obsidian]

it sounds like a penguin

wait

[quartz tinsel]

After I publish, I'm going to wear a mask.

Like Yoko Taro.

[quartz tinsel]

If I finish a fucking book.

[zenith obsidian]

im gonna be a graphic designer

and then once i get a stable income i'll try to be a manga artist and publish some books

[quartz tinsel]

Are you American?

[zenith obsidian]

who

[quartz tinsel]

You. Zag.

[vale cliff]

Zag is American?

[quartz tinsel]

That's what I'm asking.

[zenith obsidian]

im just saying manga artist because of my art style

[runic tinsel]

dont know bout that, but the Zaza is 😛😛😛

[quartz tinsel]

Because prices here are through the fucking roof and no one has a stable income.

[zenith obsidian]

where

[quartz tinsel]

America.

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[runic tinsel]

MURICA🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[zenith obsidian]

i mean

[runic tinsel]

u aint mercan

[zenith obsidian]

i wish i wasnt

[runic tinsel]

or are ya mercan

merc😔

[zenith obsidian]

i mean if im a graphic designer in the US i'll get a median annual salary of $61,300

also i dont live in a place like new york

so its not that expensive to do stuff where i am

im in the deep south

[quartz tinsel]

I see.

[zenith obsidian]

im pretty sure someone is gonna publish a story that has the same idea as the one i planned before i even get to publish it lol

thats my biggest fear

someones gonna publish a manga or something and the character or story is almost the same as the one i've been planning

[runic tinsel]

not an excuse

publish it anyway

when the time comes

maybe youll do it better

maybe youll do it worse

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[quartz tinsel]

I'm afraid of my work being stolen or used as training data.

[zenith obsidian]

that must suck

should i go to a summer career camp or will that do nothing

[quartz tinsel]

Is that like college? Because I'm all for going to college.

[zenith obsidian]

more like something high schoolers take over the summer

like summer school but for finding a job in the future

[quartz tinsel]

Depends.

What's the alternative?

[zenith obsidian]

theres like 5 alternatives mainly college and online programs

though the better my portfolio looks the more i have a higher chance of getting a better paid job

[quartz tinsel]

Don't do online programs. They start off fun because it's new, but then you put off the assignments.

Then your mother dies and you put them off even more and the school calls to tell you to get to work and that's a real pain.

I say just go to college.

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[runic tinsel]

i know you blocked me, but are you genuienly good man? do you want someone i talk to or smth?

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic from 1 to 5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Fancy Foods

Caviar

Lobster

Wagyu Beef

Truffle

Foie Gras

[quartz tinsel]

Fine on that front.

Overall, not fine.

[queen forge]

technically it's worse than polychrome

[runic tinsel]

sorry for being a dumbass before

[runic tinsel]

who am i to judge, we're all humans after all. not gonna give you false and hypocritical hope, but it'll be better

it always can be

[quartz tinsel]

No worries.

[runic tinsel]

only had lobster, can't comment on the others

[zenith obsidian]

im gonna watch project hail mary

[granite matrix]

1. Wagyu Beef
2. Lobster
3. Truffle
4. Caviar (I haven’t tried)
5. Foie Gras (I haven’t tried)

[quartz tinsel]

Literally don't know what a truffle or foie gras even is.

[vale cliff]

Truffle is pricey fungus

Foie gras is…

Idk, fish eggs or something

Ok, it’s bird liver

[quartz tinsel]

Ew.

[runic tinsel]

not just any bird

A duck or a goose

[cyan ivy]

Owl

Your owl

[runic tinsel]

nuh uh

[cyan ivy]

Looks like an owl

[vale cliff]

Well, I didn’t want to say that

[quartz tinsel]

It is a difficult genre to pull off, at least. Which in this case is a plus.

[runic tinsel]

Erm, Actually, a Mulard Duck is most frequently used in Foie Gras dishes🤓

Mulards are hybrid ducks

and, as you have may guessed, Foie Gras is a French dish

[vale cliff]

I also have this fear

When the funny thing is, no one can bring a story to life except the author

Because the author is the only one who cares

If someone wants to write a story, it’ll have to be their own

[somber steeple]

Holy shit 😭

[vale cliff]

Ideas have no inherent meaning 🤷

Road blocks

[runic tinsel]

mine have because i can manifest ideas

[quartz tinsel]

It's like grimdark meets erotica meets Fairy Tail or Genshin Impact from the Harbingers' perspectives.

Even I can't write it.

[quartz tinsel]

Ergo, the book.

[turbid spindle]

i think something might be wrong with my gpu

[sand valley]

your framerate is probably just uncapped

[turbid spindle]

im pretty sure there's something wrong

[runic tinsel]

GOOD LORD

[turbid spindle]

it started out with some games having extreme lag when i pressed literally anything

i checked task manager and the gpy would go ballistic whenever i presed any inputs in a game

even if that button didn't do anything

and now games become pitch black when i tab into them

[waxen walrus]

Hiya folks

[quartz tinsel]

Yo.

[summer dome]

Hai everyone
I need some input from people here
"If you have to guess a word with the hint "not a cat", what would be your first guess?"

[somber steeple]

extra medium horse

[runic tinsel]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[zenith obsidian]

im back

the movie was peak

i recommend it

the movie was project hail mary

[stray badge]

Dog

[summer dome]

hmm
interesting
thanks for answering everyone

[quartz tinsel]

Damn.

Just ordered a whole lot of salt with a dash of nachos.

[quartz tinsel]

What do the adults here think? Would you totally read or skip this one?

[rancid patrol]

@scenic imp did dazzle get hacked

because she just DM’d me… the

crypto scam shit

[shut musk]

Abecedary

[zenith obsidian]

from where

ok

[runic tinsel]

I think so

I know nothing about Genshin Impact other than the fact that it is a Gacha game

[scenic imp]

I think she's fine now

[rancid patrol]

yup

[pine sentinel]

me after reheating the leftove panda express that's been sitting in my fridge for over a week:

[pine sentinel]

change the skintone to brown and yeah that's basically me

[pine sentinel]

why the fuck does he look like matt shae hold up

[storm condor]

Who the hell is Matt Shae

[pine sentinel]

ligma balls

[pine sentinel]

also my dumbass spelled his name wrong it's mattshea

https://www.youtube.com/@TheMattShea this dude

like early mattshea

not recent

[cyan ivy]

VON

[sleek merlin]

when science textbook don’t got me i know balatro discord server #🃏・off-topic got me

[pine sentinel]

i am not the right person for this uhhhh

shit uh

14

[scenic imp]

Lol, I found baron mime in this game

[sleek merlin]

i just remembered this exam paper book has a website that just tells you how to get the answer my bad

[pine sentinel]

its ok

good luck w whatever you're working on !!

[cyan ivy]

Good luck lad

[sleek merlin]

i’m just studying for science lmao

[cyan ivy]

I'm fucking useless in that department

[sleek merlin]

state exams next week

[pine sentinel]

im so confused i think ive seen like 3 total minutes of nnf gameplay

[sleek merlin]

fellow ireland

[cyan ivy]

OHHH SHIT

[cyan ivy]

AGAIN

ANOTHER PERSON FROM IRELAND

[pine sentinel]

wish i was irish yall are fucking awesome

[cyan ivy]

Thank you

[sleek merlin]

irish stereotype goes here

[pine sentinel]

no

[sleek merlin]

anyway this exam going to kick my ass BUT i will AT LEAST get 60% and that’s good enough for me

[cyan ivy]

Nah lad

[pine sentinel]

yesyes go kill it

[cyan ivy]

I'm fucked in mine

I haven't been paying ANY ATTENTION

In the last like

2 months

[sleek merlin]

junior or leaving cert

[cyan ivy]

Hm?

[sleek merlin]

for exam

oh wait right not everyone’s in secondary

[cyan ivy]

-# I haven't a scoobies as to what your on about

[wooden relic]

yall...i just..tried to put a tiny spider outside after getting it out of the tub..

[cyan ivy]

I am

[sleek merlin]

fuck

[wooden relic]

and it jumped off my hand..

andi stepped on it-

can i read yalls convo to feel better

[sleek merlin]

i’m doing the state exams in 3rd year is what i meant

[cyan ivy]

Yeah and I'm sorry for your koss

[pine sentinel]

oh christ oh god oh fuck kill kill burn kill burn

[cyan ivy]

Ohh

[wooden relic]

WELL NOW, TWO KINDS OF FOLKS HUH

[cyan ivy]

Mhm

[pine sentinel]

professional spider hater right here

[cyan ivy]

It's seems that way

[wooden relic]

I HAVE A FAVORITE OF THE TWO

[sleek merlin]

fix it

unsquish spider

[pine sentinel]

like anything other than a crab spider can fucking implode on the spot

[wooden relic]

this was legit a lil baby

and u so scared

[cyan ivy]

-# is it the Irish one????

[wooden relic]

its the one that LIKES SPODERS

[pine sentinel]

yes im fucking terrified of everything

[wooden relic]

im in charge of saving spiders that get in the house

[cyan ivy]

Don't like them

Don't hate them

Neutral

[wooden relic]

sis said one was in the tub so i tried to relocate it

[sleek merlin]

spiders exist

[wooden relic]

thats fair

they sure do spider along

[cyan ivy]

I mean I played kill it with fire vr once

NEVER AGAIN

[sand valley]

yeah its called a phobia

[pine sentinel]

crab spiders are chill maurice was my first pet (yes named after the critically acclaimed maurice ultrakill) just every other spider i want no closer than 50 feet away from me

[sand valley]

it's irrational, rationalising it doesnt change that 😭

[wooden relic]

If anyone wanted to see just how small it was tho..

[pine sentinel]

its not even arachnaphobia, i can look at images of spiders, its only really a big fear irl

[wooden relic]

censored for arachnophobia ofc

[cyan ivy]

I FUCKING SHOUTED LOUDER THAN I EVER HAD BEFORE AT MIDNIGHT

[scenic imp]

I love spiders

[sand valley]

thank you for spoilering it

[pine sentinel]

aww baby nvm he chill

[cyan ivy]

Very small

[wooden relic]

as someone that has a phobia or two i feel that

its so true

[sand valley]

like

[wooden relic]

i think its a baby wolf spider

[cyan ivy]

:O ME TOO

[pine sentinel]

i dont have any phobias im just a fucking pussy lmao

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[sleek merlin]

idk if i have phobias

[sand valley]

if you're irrationally scared of it then it's a phobia

[wooden relic]

i have serious automatonophobia

[cyan ivy]

What is that???

[wooden relic]

nothing you say can help it

fear of animatronics and other unalive humanoid things

[sleek merlin]

immediate thought was scared of robots

close enough

[wooden relic]

for me, its mainly halloween animatronics

[cyan ivy]

Ohhh

Don't play fnaf

Trust

[wooden relic]

robots can count depending

[pine sentinel]

five nights at freddy's biggest scaredy cat /lh

[wooden relic]

oh i can play fnaf and beat all up to fnaf 3 before i stopped playing em

[cyan ivy]

Well seeing as we on the topic of fears

[wooden relic]

like those are MADE to be scary sure, but also, fun characters with lore

[cyan ivy]

I have a TERRIBLE FEAR OF HEIGHTS

[wooden relic]

and sun is my all time fave fnaf char ever and i have merch and all

[cyan ivy]

Guess what one of my favourite hobbies is

[wooden relic]

but i get short of breath and a lil lightheaded in spirit halloween

[pine sentinel]

FUCKING SAME HOLY SHIT I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING FROM A HEIGHT

[wooden relic]

now a FEAR of heights or a PHOBIA

[sand valley]

im rationally scared of heights

[cyan ivy]

FEAR

[sand valley]

if i dont feel like i could fall then im not scared

[cyan ivy]

I FUCKING FREEZE

[wooden relic]

a phobia may like...keep you inside if you like, live somewhere on a higher floor or smth

[pine sentinel]

my school repelled down a building one time and FUCK NO I DODGED THAT SHIT SO HARD

[wooden relic]

keep you from going on the deck

[sand valley]

yeah we hate phobias

i hate going into my F/F response

[cyan ivy]

I also have talasaphobia I think it's called

[pine sentinel]

like i can withstand a balcony or a plane ride, but standing near an edge with a far drop get me the FUCK OUT

[cyan ivy]

Fear of the ocean

[wooden relic]

for me its halloween animatronics (i also hate those robots running that marathon or whatever thign happened), power lines, submechanophobia, and i stg i have megalophobia too

oh id rather encounter a shark than a sunken ship

[pine sentinel]

man i fucking love subnautica im so sorry for your loss

[wooden relic]

subnautica is...ok i consider it a horror game

but its not like

ya know

[cyan ivy]

But like seeing as I have a terrible fear of heights take a WILD guess what one of my favourite hobbies are???

[pine sentinel]

its a horror game but it's not that scary

[sleek merlin]

never play resident evil revelations

[pine sentinel]

skydiving

[wooden relic]

i def dont like seeing the cyclops and other metal parts froma distance through foggy water

makes me ill

[cyan ivy]

Nope

Never skydiving

EVER

[sleek merlin]

bunjee jump or whatever it’s spelled

[cyan ivy]

It's fucking climbing

[wooden relic]

i WISH i loved skydiving. shit looks os FREEING

[sleek merlin]

oh damn

[cyan ivy]

I LOVE CLIMBING things

[pine sentinel]

oooh climbing is fun as fuck

[cyan ivy]

ESPECIALLY IF IM NOT ALLOWED TO

[sleek merlin]

aight back to study for like 10 minutes

[cyan ivy]

Mhm

[pine sentinel]

lock in

[wooden relic]

you never had a childhood if you never climbed up trees and sat up there observing the land that is your property

[cyan ivy]

Like I was spending time with my family yesterday

I saw a tree

And tried for 2 hours

To climb it

[wooden relic]

what kinda tree?

[pine sentinel]

random topic change do yall fw this

[cyan ivy]

-# I couldn't get a good grip on the tree unfortunately

[pine sentinel]

aw man

[cyan ivy]

Uhhhhh not really

[wooden relic]

magnolia trees are good to climb. easier too

[cyan ivy]

Is it was like lethal lava land then fuck yeah I would

[wooden relic]

yo we have other music makers here??

sick!

[pine sentinel]

i loved climbing shit as a kid but now im a fat fuck who can barely grip onto things long enough, but i am getting a better hold on bars and stuff

[cyan ivy]

Nvm

I FUCK WITH IT

I FUCK WITH IT

I FUCK WITH IT

[wooden relic]

this sounds like a spider in egypt tryign to tiptoe quickly over sand as the sand is hot and burns

[pine sentinel]

yes it was made with ultrakill fans in mind

[cyan ivy]

YAY THATS ME

[wooden relic]

i like to make themes for ocs. like, battle themes theyd have

[pine sentinel]

haiaiiiaiiaiaiiiai

[cyan ivy]

Kinda reminds me of like uhh

[pine sentinel]

i just make random shit and call it a day

[wooden relic]

ok marsh imma try to remember you as another composer

what software do you use?

[pine sentinel]

just add me lmao

[wooden relic]

bandlab for me

[pine sentinel]

logic pro X

[wooden relic]

add you on what

what is that

[pine sentinel]

discord

[wooden relic]

if its not free i prob dont know it

[pine sentinel]

garageband + dlc

[cyan ivy]

Maybe a bit like uhhhh the fucking song that plays in god damn the sun

[wooden relic]

ok i HAVE heard of garageband

[pine sentinel]

its like 200 bucks and mac exclusive

[wooden relic]

DAMN YO

WE ARE RENTERS IN AN APARTMENT

[pine sentinel]

SANDS OF TIDE YES

THATS MY EXACT INSPIRATION

[cyan ivy]

REALLY

[pine sentinel]

same i pirated that shit

[pine sentinel]

YES

[cyan ivy]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[cyan ivy]

I actually pirated ultrakill

[wooden relic]

oh true i forgot about sites that are cool and neat

[cyan ivy]

Then bought it fr

[wooden relic]

staying on bandlab for now tho

it does what i need

[pine sentinel]

no not even a pirating site i just got the free trial and found an exploit in command prompt that let me extend the trial as long as i want

[wooden relic]

OH

YO

[pine sentinel]

the trial has everything the paid version has so im not missing out on anything

[wooden relic]

thats COOL??

[cyan ivy]

HUH

HOW TF DID YOU LIKE

JUST FIGURE THAT OUT

[pine sentinel]

its literally one line of code i drop into command prompt and thats it

[pine sentinel]

my friend found it out for me and just gave it to me

[cyan ivy]

Not thragg

[pine sentinel]

i dont know how he found it lmao

[cyan ivy]

Oh

[pine sentinel]

also yall like the vocal samples

[cyan ivy]

Mhm

[pine sentinel]

im really happy with them because they come from peak

[cyan ivy]

Reminds of something I played in "dreams" for the PS4 like YEARS AGO

[pine sentinel]

I FUCKING REMEMBER DREAMS

[cyan ivy]

And yes I love dreams

[pine sentinel]

shit was so gas

[cyan ivy]

YES YES YES YES YES YES

[cyan ivy]

It is

[pine sentinel]

man i wish i had a ps i only played on my friend's consoles

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[pine sentinel]

some of those games were so damn good

[cyan ivy]

Think I have a spare maybe

But can't give it to you

Cause time zones

[pine sentinel]

i also still do not own a playstation

[cyan ivy]

Damn

We the opposite there

I have all of them aside from the psp and vita

Nvm

[pine sentinel]

i was raised on a nintendo wii and got a switch in 2018

[cyan ivy]

Just the vita

[cyan ivy]

I was raised on EVERYTHING

Except xbox

[wooden relic]

since u sent a thing i shall too. i put it together for an oc of mine thats a camel god thing that harnesses the power of the sun in his hump and dulla!

[cyan ivy]

I've played SO MANY CONSOLES

[wooden relic]

im not an expert but getting vibes down is enough until i feel like, publishing or smth

[cyan ivy]

Pvz AHH tune

I like it

[pine sentinel]

i wanna get a gamecube so bad tbh

[wooden relic]

oh i love pvz...

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[wooden relic]

the minigame theme..

[cyan ivy]

Mhm

What about it

[pine sentinel]

i like !! its very frantic, but controlled in the direction its going !!

[cyan ivy]

True

I FUCK WITH it

[wooden relic]

thank you!! he like, dances with lots of hip movements, in a round arena in a temple and and uh...i love him

[pine sentinel]

hell yeah

[cyan ivy]

You have IRISH_ULTRAKILL.EXE approval

Yes I'm a executable file

[pine sentinel]

makes me think of that one old dude in botw that sells you the gerudo vai outfit

[wooden relic]

exe's are def special

useful

oh shit uuh that sounds familiar

[somber steeple]

We all have a friend that looks like this

[cyan ivy]

YES

WE DO

I DO

[pine sentinel]

irish ultrakill

BLOOD IS GUINESS
THE PUB IS FULL

[cyan ivy]

Yes

[pine sentinel]

MANKIND IS (insert irish thing idk)

[cyan ivy]

That's actually perfect

Can I steal it

[pine sentinel]

yes go ahead

[cyan ivy]

Mankind got stoked

[cyan ivy]

Thanks

[wooden relic]

tried to post a gif of a spongebob facd that that reminds me of but it didnt work but im sure yall know the one

[pine sentinel]

confession: i didnt watch spongebob growing up cus we didn't have nickelodeon

disney XD kid

i had gravity falls and liv & maddie

those are my goats

[wooden relic]

oh god i remember gravity falls first coming out

whenever i could stick with it, it was SO fun

wish i had internet access at the time but even STILL

[pine sentinel]

i love rewatching it and catching new things each and every time

i got the book of bill (like 6 months after it came out and everything was already discovered)

[cyan ivy]

Ok well

This conversation was fun but ima dip now

So goodbye people

[pine sentinel]

yes it was very fun

[cyan ivy]

Indeed was

[pine sentinel]

do i have permission to add you

[cyan ivy]

Go ahead

[somber steeple]

@cyan ivy yo

[cyan ivy]

Mhm?

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i love clipart, i made some

[cyan ivy]

Ok

Let's see it

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(original photo)

[cyan ivy]

Ohh that's why you pinged me

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the new kickass photo