🃏・off-topic

[vale cliff]

That’s kinda hot

[gilded talon]

Friendly reminder that hp love craft didn’t know what non euclidian meant

Or a good majority of math

[main girder]

i do

[devout iron]

that's hot

[gilded talon]

For that matter

[main girder]

yes it is

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[vale cliff]

That’s probably why he found it so scary

[devout iron]

i follow the ██████ism forum post in the deltarune server for a reason

[vale cliff]

He’s just bad at math

[glossy fulcrum]

they said i'd lose my mind when i saw him and god damn it they were right

[gilded talon]

He found a lot of things in it his home town scary

[devout iron]

gaster is real

i believe

[glossy fulcrum]

gaster made me do it

[devout iron]

why would chara do this

[gilded talon]

Also friendly reminder that the HP Lovecraft books that they pre-date air conditioning

[main girder]

my non euclidian slur is goshpendaolpop

[glossy fulcrum]

what the flick

[leaden depot]

Why so what

[foggy wharf]

lovecraft's stories are kinda like the reading equivalent to jerkin' off. lots of flowery verbage, and a fascination with "Colours you couldn't imagine". imo his best work is creating the genre of lovecraftian horror as a whole, rather than any individual story

[devout iron]

delirious

[gilded talon]

He made a horror story because he was afraid of air-conditioning

[devout iron]

green and purple

the colours are green and purple

[glossy fulcrum]

i love jerkin offf

[gilded talon]

I cannot take anything serious about this man

[glossy fulcrum]

what

why would i say that

[main girder]

i want you guys to decode the slur goshpendaolpop

[foggy wharf]

he wasnt exactly smart, despite his education

[glossy fulcrum]

its not even true i hate that i do it

[gilded talon]

Idk im not you

[gilded talon]

His education of reading three math books and saying that it was too rich for his blood

[foggy wharf]

i get so bored so fast unless im actively into it

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

i wish i could say the same

[craggy prairie]

day X of table cut

[gilded talon]

Termite

[glossy fulcrum]

why would you damage your property

or worse, someone else's

i just didnt wanna assume

[gilded talon]

It’s obviously wood, they’re a termite

[craggy prairie]

its my table

[devout iron]

he‫ss

guys wanna see a trick

[glossy fulcrum]

okay but that doesnt answer the why

are you just like

exercising free will

[gilded talon]

They are a termite

[devout iron]

edited

[glossy fulcrum]

he screenshot

[craggy prairie]

I not edit

[devout iron]

i am effectively a wizard

c‫b‫a

[gilded talon]

I need to make a point
But I need your pronouns first

[glossy fulcrum]

ducks/kim john un

[devout iron]

"i'll have what he's having" ahh name

[livid condor]

i don't/give a damn

[glossy fulcrum]

dead heat pulse kinda fire

[gilded talon]

DUCKS A TERMITE

THEY ARE A TERMITE

[glossy fulcrum]

i was just reading off of kim john un profile

[devout iron]

consider the script thoroughly flipped

[gilded talon]

THEY ARE EATING THE FUCKING WOOD

[meager pier]

Is this worse?

[devout iron]

what should i listen to

[glossy fulcrum]

dead heat pulse

frfr

[sharp sky]

yes

[gilded talon]

The gta 3 soundtrack

[vale cliff]

No

[craggy prairie]

me not termite

[devout iron]

i'm listening to axon doll
your opinion is invalid

[sharp sky]

is there a lore reason why you picked up drool jonkler

[livid condor]

mewgenics soundtrack

[gilded talon]

Don’t lie to yourself

[glossy fulcrum]

is he stupid

[glossy fulcrum]

exactly what a termite would say

[gilded talon]

Drool jonkler?

[glossy fulcrum]

droll joker

:p

[devout iron]

the bing... is there a lore explanation for why i remember you're snewgraves

[glossy fulcrum]

snewgraves im crine bruh

[gilded talon]

Fireball

[devout iron]

it snew

[livid condor]

thornring

[glossy fulcrum]

firegrave

[gilded talon]

FIREBALL

[devout iron]

AAAHHH

[glossy fulcrum]

it mew

[gilded talon]

take your interpretation as you will

[glossy fulcrum]

tell me it didnt happen tell me it didnt meow

[gilded talon]

Because I’m not casting a spell

[glossy fulcrum]

im gonna hex you

[gilded talon]

Counterspell

[glossy fulcrum]

._.

[devout iron]

i'm gonna hess you

📊

[gilded talon]

Üöäמבþ

[vapid leaf]

Wa

[glossy fulcrum]

counterspells dont work on hexes you fucking casual

[vapid leaf]

Huh

[gilded talon]

Ninth level do

[glossy fulcrum]

this guy thinks im new to wizardry 😭

[devout iron]

HEX

𱁬

[glossy fulcrum]

agh

[vapid leaf]

Wizards exist?

[glossy fulcrum]

totally not

🤫

[gilded talon]

And besides
I have 30 things of sage

[devout iron]

﷽

[glossy fulcrum]

i eated your sage

its joever for you

[devout iron]

؁‱ஹ௸௵꧄.ဪ꧅⸻

[gilded talon]

I also have rosemary on me

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah well i have

basil

500 basil

im a basilmaxxer

[vale cliff]

Diagoldze is no longer a curse

[glossy fulcrum]

did i miss a patch

[livid condor]

basil is peak

[gilded talon]

And if I remember correctly
Hex’s can be reflected by a mirror

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah well you didnt cast mirror

[gilded talon]

Not the spell mirror

[devout iron]

Ѩ

[gilded talon]

The object mirror

[livid condor]

what if i'm a transporter and i swap my position with yours

[glossy fulcrum]

you did t pull out a mirror

🙄

what if i use a mirror to

[livid condor]

so you hex yourself

[glossy fulcrum]

too

[gilded talon]

Your whole thing can be stopped by a mirror in a pocket

[glossy fulcrum]

hex aint my only thing

i have 500 basil

[gilded talon]

What are you gonna do with basil?

[glossy fulcrum]

basil

[livid condor]

okay but there's literally an arsonist in the town (of salem)

[gilded talon]

Just use a water spell or counter spell

[devout iron]

ᚠᛟᚷ ⟁⟡⌬ ⛧⌖⟠ ⌁⌬⟁

𓂀𓆣𓂸 ⛥⛧⛤ ☍☌☿

∆∴∵ ⌖⟁⌬ ⟡⟠⛧ ⌁

ꙮ⟁⟡ ⌬⛥⌖ ⟠⛧⌁ ∆

[glossy fulcrum]

stop cursing us cba rah

[devout iron]

i am stronger than all of you

[gilded talon]

𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓅂 𓅱𓆑 𓏏𓂋𓇋𓊪𓊪𓇋𓈖𓎼

[glossy fulcrum]

we cant out hess the hess

[livid condor]

🔫

[glossy fulcrum]

oh shhit

the gun

[gilded talon]

Expelliarmus

[devout iron]

0x⎔̷̓̈́̕͝⬢̵͂͑͆͝⌬̴͋̿̈́͠7̶͗̈́͝F̸̈́̍̈́⋔̶͌͝⧖̷̈́͝A̴⌭⬣9⟡⎔̸́͝3̶͗̈́E̴̓͠⌬̵̈́͝⋄̷̈́͝⬡̴́͠F̸͗̈́1⧗⌭̈́⎔̶͗͠

0x⎔⃠̷⬢⃝̴⌬⃞̶7⃟̵F⋔⃤̷⧖⃠̴A⃝̶⌭⃞̵⬣⃟̷9⃤̴⟡⃠̶⎔⃝̵3⃞̷E⃟̴⌬⃤̶⋄⃠̵⬡⃝̷F⃞̴1⃟̶⧗⃤̵⌭⃠̷⎔⃝̴

[craggy prairie]

anyone know how to cook a Schnitzela

[devout iron]

what did you just say about my mom

[glossy fulcrum]

look it up

[devout iron]

this might be one of the best deltarune fan tracks i've heard

[glossy fulcrum]

which one

[devout iron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyYOYnRtrSg

you might already know i'm a gaster follower

holy shess

[prime obsidian]

The moment I get the flowers.

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:
Question provided by [I]

You are a purpose organism machine.

Your creators made you to solve an impossible task.

You are practically immortal and compared to the animals out there, your computational power makes you godlike compared to them.

So what will you do ? Will you continue to work away at the problem like a bug in a maze ?

Will you try to break free of your restrictions and claim your righteous place in reverence ?

Or something in between ?

[lucid isle]

I will break free of my restrictions to better solve the problem.

[gilded talon]

Oh yeah I got a question

What is a common feeling after losing a run?

For me it’s wanting to bang my head against a wall

[tough hollow]

depends on how close i was

[gilded talon]

Very

[lucid isle]

For me Its to start another one although i haven't played much recently i spend more time modding it.

[tough hollow]

if the goal is like 500k and my build only managed 100k then yeah i lose because my engine wasnt there

if the goal is 500k and i lose at 499997 im crying

[gilded talon]

Like losing because you were one chip off losing

[gilded talon]

Deadass
That’s the worst feeling

I’m with ya

[regal musk]

localthunk better make these kinda ads for balatro

[devout iron]

you need at least 10 million score

[glossy fulcrum]

you need naneinf score to get into this club kid

[ionic skiff]

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Wait till you see what the James Phyrillas Crab looks like

[foggy wharf]

its cute

[glossy fulcrum]

so glad theyre doing live action remake number 5 billion instead of anything new

doing/did i dont keep up with disny

[ionic skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/606466455537713152/1485681023386783764/HEG4Lz7awAIEuiT.png?ex=69c36886&is=69c21706&hm=1a2a92c566401ae155cd21ff6cef5c07b3d409783f5596bf428df37899da4d4b&

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD

[glossy fulcrum]

:dread:

[ionic skiff]

JAMES PHYRILLAS WITH DLSS 5 RTX ON

[glossy fulcrum]

this is horrific

why do we need this

[ionic skiff]

WELCOME BACK RTX ON MEME

[ionic skiff]

how do I get that joker tag thing of your

[glossy fulcrum]

it is a role given by the thunk

[scenic imp]

LETS GO

[vale cliff]

WOULD

[glossy fulcrum]

freaky

:3

[vale cliff]

That is me

Mx. Freak

[stray topaz]

Hi freak

Im chill

[random portal]

pacific drive is underrated

[vale cliff]

Mx. is a gender-neutral honorific btw

This is a subtle nod to my identifying as nonbinary

[foggy wharf]

them nonbiners

always pushin their gender nonconformity on others

PICK A SIDE, YOU'RE EITHER A WOMAN, OR MISOGYNISTIC

[glossy fulcrum]

im a gender nonconformer!!

[somber isle]

🏛️ 5. Avoid political or religious topics.

Don't start or join any political or religious conversations as they might lead to a non-inclusive environment for our members.

cooked

[vale cliff]

Ladies and gents, be misogynistic and feminist, respectively

Break the cycle

[somber isle]

well balls

what if i dont hit women

am i real man

[foggy wharf]

sissy liberals like you make my proud american blood boil

[somber isle]

thanks

i love americans

if only they were real

[pearl flume]

Idea: Using air to constantly have a strong gust of wind propelling away from you at all times, slowing down projectiles and making approaching you harder.

A literal Windshield.

[vale cliff]

Great

Now invent a big enough working fan

[glossy fulcrum]

fellas, is it against the rules to make a joke

[queen forge]

Aw man I can't be a joker...

[cosmic bobcat]

Why do I keep getting notifications from ceremonial dagger

[verbal geyser]

because people keep typing in it and getting banned

[cosmic bobcat]

Wait are we serious

[verbal geyser]

yes

[cosmic bobcat]

In the heck

don’t type in here or you will be banned hmmm types in chat while not being a bot

[verbal geyser]

will i wouldn’t be surprised if at least one of them was a real person but most if not all are spam bots

[cosmic bobcat]

Why are spam bots a problem in a Balatro server lmfao, the bots must just love gambling or something

Lmfao

[verbal geyser]

spam bots are a problem in every big server

[cosmic bobcat]

Lmfao does the auto ban bot also delete all messages by the bots too?

[verbal geyser]

yerp

[cosmic bobcat]

That’s friggin awesome

I wish other servers were smart enough to have a bot like that

[verbal geyser]

suggest it

[cosmic bobcat]

I have lmao

No one listens to a potato lmao

[verbal geyser]

“i prefer my bot hunting MADE BY MAN”

[cosmic bobcat]

MADE BY MAN

sorry

I could hear it in my brain

Lmfao this lua journey is something else I’ll tell ya

Its the reason I’m up at 7 am

All because my brain forgot that the game doesn’t load files magically

Lmfao

[misty jolt]

jst win my first gold stake😭

dont even know how i make it🥹

[little path]

Damn what is that lmao

I bet you felt like a survivor upon reaching that hill

[misty jolt]

a pair build

[misty jolt]

i cant find a damn xmult joker

cardsharp would be soooo much helpful

[harsh trench]

what if the normal distribution curve looked like this

[red stump]

WWW

good shit

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

Gain 80 thousand US dollars

But

Become mute for a year

[pseudo quartz]

why is it waving at me

[vapid leaf]

Goop curve

[near abyss]

turtle 🙂

[near abyss]

😄

i tried posting a gif of dog swing

fine have an image idk

[weak breach]

Send every frame

#trust

[near abyss]

no

nvm i cant post gifs

waiy

who said i cant

nvm i cant

nahh they blocked tenna buffing

nahh

🌹 ❤️

i couldnt find the 🥀 and 💔 emojis

[woven dagger]

becuz bread tastes better than key

[lofty patio]

Becouse that key was poisoned, if he ate it, he would get his tummy hurt

[sand valley]

because bread tastes better than key

[near abyss]

Because he want bread today, not key

as for me, i would GLADLY eat that key 🙂

Trial 10 of 20 on Twenty Trials GD, wish me luck

[foggy wharf]

why aren't we as a collective more concerned about space pirates?

[dusky hamlet]

I'm not sure what you mean by space pirates.

[proud rain]

Good comrades where mighteth I unlock the image perms

[scenic imp]

Oh god

I guess I have to practice every part individually now

[dense vortex]

regice

[pale swallow]

Channels and roles (you need a role)

[covert sage]

because bread taste better than key

[near abyss]

i dont have a role

exept steam

[main girder]

insulting of the day part two i want you guys to give you best insults to a power rangers enemy

[covert sage]

bro looks like a muscle diagram

[main girder]

PFFFT

[glossy fulcrum]

this guy looks like he was generated by early AI models

[main girder]

hes from power rangers

[glossy fulcrum]

yea i know

thats my insult

[main girder]

oh sorry but HOLY

[glossy fulcrum]

for those who dont know early ai image generation was very messy and convoluted

[main girder]

now that i read i again all i can think is

[sharp sky]

I think queso is mid

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

i dont love cheese

[shell ore]

Cheese is the best thing ever

[glossy fulcrum]

if cheese was the best thnig ever then it would be more bottom friendly smg

[covert sage]

i don't like cheese 🙁

[dense vortex]

i wish it stayed that way

[ionic skiff]

As someone who had an absolute laugh watching vinesauce and yahiamice do it at some point i agree

Like back in 2022

[tame garnet]

You are now banned from wisconsin

[ionic skiff]

I have relatives from Wisconsin with me right now

[covert sage]

nooooo

[devout iron]

i will burn your house to the ground

[hallow mortar]

Reminds me of a bunch of candles which melted to form that monstrosity

[tulip token]

mmm, burger

[devout iron]

they should release cba

someone just set up the evil ass message of doom and despair in #🎙・server-chat

[vale cliff]

[glossy fulcrum]

sounds so fun

[glossy fulcrum]

oo wee oo

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[hollow eagle]

as a person (omitted) a vegan, i approve of this

-# omitted text: who is not

[glossy fulcrum]

guh

[vale cliff]

“As a person a vegan”

[devout iron]

ooeeoo

am i delusional or did i just see a kuni suggestion get nuked

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:
Question provided by [I].

Whilst out on a hiking trip, you and your friends/family spot something peculiar.

A humongous hole with no bottom

While looking from a respectably stupid distance, the ground beneath your feet gave way and you fall.

Surprisingly, you wake up once more, on a bed of golden flowers, now trapped in a world of monsters.

What will you do ?

[foggy wharf]

humongous hole with no bottom was my nickname in highschool

[vale cliff]

Fuck

I was late

[wheat coral]

Hang myself

[tulip token]

breeding

[glossy fulcrum]

kill all of them

[tulip token]

what does that mean

[foggy wharf]

you will learn in time, the tragic extent of my failings

[wheat coral]

Prostate Cancer

[glossy fulcrum]

dozer!!!

[tulip token]

we also have

idk who else to draw

[glossy fulcrum]

kookoo!!

draw mime

[wheat coral]

They made the guy from Nirvana blue

[wheat coral]

Be Bold Once More

[wheat coral]

Triality of Man

[glossy fulcrum]

trinity

[vale cliff]

Dinity

[devout iron]

i'd go to a specific hallway in a certain marsh area, or at least where one could be

i'd search for him

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry but thats a pretty boring favorite food

[vale cliff]

I fucking despise fries

[stray topaz]

Why do I suddenly get depressed despite having fun just a couple of minutes ago

My emotion changed so quickly these days

:<

[green solstice]

real

[stray topaz]

I hate myself

I hate everything

But i hate myself the most

I should get some helps

[glossy fulcrum]

probs

[devout iron]

invest in a ten dollar puzzle game

[craggy prairie]

day 11 of table in half

[glossy fulcrum]

the termite is back

[mystic dagger]

if playing cards is your power, what are you without it?

[glossy fulcrum]

i am skinky

my power does not define me

i am not satoru gojo because i am the strongest

[glossy fulcrum]

but the strongest because i am satoru gojo

except im not satoru gojo at all

[cosmic bobcat]

Mice on Venus is 15 years old today

[tender yoke]

litany
complete the iconic trio

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

the iddy yet trio

[devout iron]

i'm wing gaster

[foggy wharf]

I would make such a good brood mother

[fiery meadow]

Favorite Pokemon?

[short escarp]

lucario all the way

[somber isle]

haha i love negative tag

[south compass]

Just found a Balatro Copy on Roblox

[mystic gust]

[south compass]

Wait... Has this happened before?

[mystic gust]

Nope I'm just replaying with emojis

[mystic gust]

[south compass]

Oh ok

[mystic gust]

[south compass]

Me every time I open a wheel of fortune:

[mystic gust]

One in billion chances

[south compass]

True

[mystic gust]

But still spinning the wheel
Gambler spirit

[south compass]

Might as well call me Hakari

[mystic gust]

[south compass]

That's Rough (Gem)

[tender yoke]

fortune teller value

[south compass]

You know what... This might actually be good

[south compass]

If you don't have money to buy Balatro... Just play this, It's a cheap copy though

[tender yoke]

also hi @fervent shell and @deft wind
i'm here now too

[sand valley]

id rather you just pirate the game

supporting copycats is worse than just pirating imo

[south compass]

Bro it's not even fully well made... There some missing features

[hollow kestrel]

Al right

[median yoke]

Whyyy

[deft wind]

heyo

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

Mosquitos will never bite you again from now on

But

They love to swarm and just generally be around you

[hazy siren]

they dont really affect me so no

[hallow mortar]

Nope

[inner dome]

Would they listen to commands

[dapper violet]

My sister is allergic, so… nah.

[random cedar]

edpends on the size

likely yes

[surreal narwhal]

dude cloak of flies but better??? i can just walk up to someone and drink up all their blood for free

[pale swallow]

Then they shoot tears and kill the bugs

[surreal narwhal]

then i activate the candle and burn them alive

[noble hill]

just found out about a funky sounding game through the apple music recommendations when i was recommended an ost lmao

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats for dinner?

[foggy wharf]

za

[glossy fulcrum]

me

[cloud light]

To #ceremonial-dagger you go

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

[frail nebula]

Would you press the button ?

Blueprint in real life (copies the function of whatever is closest to its right)

but

no more fruit juice

[sturdy ferry]

yes

The ability to copy ANYTHING?

what if I copy a million bucks? Or an insane bitcoin mining rig?

[frail nebula]

as long is its near the right

no you cant fold the blueprint on itself to make a black hole or something

[sturdy ferry]

still insane

wait

can it copy multiple things, like a fruit basket, or just one thing

[frail nebula]

the one thing that is closest to its right

[sturdy ferry]

how do I turn it off tho

[frail nebula]

so if you had a fruit basket, it would copy whatever of the basket is closest, so if the basket had a distance of 3, and the fruits a distance of 2.3 and 1.4, then it would copy the fruit with the distance of 1.4

[frail nebula]

off button

[restive citrus]

what if you had DNA card irl

You summon it by thinking about it

You place it on something and it will copy that, but you can only copy 1 thing a day

You can't copy houses, vehicles, people and the world itself. You can only copy anything that is smaller than you.

[dusty breach]

Making a Progress Tracker/Collection Tracker/Stickerbook for Balala IRL

[wind basin]

What does tyfa mean

[inner dome]

I wonder if any balatro youtuber has truly 100%ed the game

Like

Getting all the jonkler stickers

[wheat coral]

spectred

[past stone]

Random question but is anyone having trouble with VC

[ember halo]

is that affinity whatsitcalled

[cloud light]

haven't multiple?

[dusty breach]

yeah affinity designer
good program imo I like it better than any adobe software

I can’t imagine how long it would take to get every sticker for every joker

[inner dome]

I mean yeahhhhh but who

[carmine moss]

Wait until vro learns that Balatro already kinda has that

[dusty breach]

🤯

[carmine moss]

This may be peak trust

[scenic imp]

There's even youtubers that don't play mainly Balatro and have C++

[rose epoch]

perm stuntman or banana? id personally choose stuntman cuz its fun but I heard a lot of arguments for banana and dont wanna mess up my first purple stake run

[tough spindle]

holy backlash

who would've known hating on everybody who watches your content or any other balatro content would get you hate in return

[glossy fulcrum]

"balatro is boring cuz pairs"
then dontplay them?

[warm mountain]

balatro is boring because theres no hot women

or hot men

we need hot men too

[kindred ravine]

perfectly normal screenshot

[devout iron]

balatro is boring because there's no microtransactions

[fickle halo]

correct

but also

this is #🃏・off-topic

[fickle halo]

i've seen 2 mods for that

also wdym shoot the moon isn't hot

[warm mountain]

not my type

[hushed mortar]

whats that card u got on the left

[kindred ravine]

card or joker?

[hushed mortar]

joker joker mb

[kindred ravine]

its a joker that replays the first card 2 times (it happens 3 times) and also every joker that effects the card replays too because its the same card

its called hanging card or something like that

[hushed mortar]

hmh seems like a good cade should i get it?

[kindred ravine]

yeah sure

it is op if you have the correct jokers

[dense vortex]

what even was the video about?

like what was the argument

[rigid crag]

literally just do flush runs, so much easier to work with and also scores higher earlier

[glossy fulcrum]

pairs are better

and are much easier waht

sure they arent good early but thats really it

[rigid crag]

bloodstone

[glossy fulcrum]

the duo

seeing double

green joker

ride the bus

supernova

blackboard

[rigid crag]

you're just saying joker names now

[glossy fulcrum]

square joker

[glossy fulcrum]

so did you

¯_(ツ)_/¯

these jokers are all really good with pairs

bloodstone isnt even that good with flushesdue to inconsistency

[rigid crag]

yeah but have you considered tarots

the sun & etc make flushes really easy

[glossy fulcrum]

pairs are really easy by default

[devout iron]

i LOVE arrowhead!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

you dont need to dedicate tarots to making pairs good

which lets you set up gold cards, luckies, hermits

[rigid crag]

also the flushes have secret hands

[glossy fulcrum]

you said flushes

not all hands that contain flush

[rigid crag]

flush house, flush straight, flush five

all the secret hands have flush

[glossy fulcrum]

wrong

"flush straight" is not a secret hand

5 of a kind, is

and it doesnt contain flush

and the fact that flush is contained in higher hands doesnt make flush itself good

pair is also contained in 2 secret hands

[rigid crag]

yeah but you want pair for ease of use

and that's not very easy to use

[glossy fulcrum]

you said flushes are easier to use than pairs earlier

[rigid crag]

early, sure

[glossy fulcrum]

whyd you switch up to secret hands

[glossy fulcrum]

earlier as in earlier in the discussion

not in a run

[rigid crag]

yeah but the celestial bodies even out the difficulty

[glossy fulcrum]

huh

just say planets?

[rigid crag]

the sun etc is celestial bodies

[glossy fulcrum]

the sun is not a consumable in balatro

unless you're on cryptid mod

oh

the tarot

[rigid crag]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

just call them suit changers og

[rigid crag]

eh i've heard them be called the celestial bodies

[glossy fulcrum]

and even with those tarots its easier to play pairs

[glossy fulcrum]

i havent

[glossy fulcrum]

lest you make like the majority of your deck a single suit

which is way too much effort to achieve what pairs can do off the get go

[rigid crag]

pairs has strength and death, and flushes has suit changers and death

[glossy fulcrum]

pairs dont need strength or death

[rigid crag]

you wouldn't believe what balatro players would do

[glossy fulcrum]

you can easily play 4 pairs every round without changing the deck

[glossy fulcrum]

the point isnt that its impossible the point is that the effort isnt worth when pairs exist

if youre able to get your deck THAT fixed just run a better hand anyway

[rigid crag]

yeah but 17 million red seal steel kings

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

no

endless is irrelevant here

as flushes suck in endless too

[rigid crag]

two pair sucks

[glossy fulcrum]

better than flush

its fair to use them if you have trousers

very strong joker

[devout iron]

i love two pair

[glossy fulcrum]

i prefer going pairs with trousers that way i dont risk winning early and losing scaling

but thats wacky

[rigid crag]

ok but can we all agree that straight is the worst hand to work with

[glossy fulcrum]

id still rather play them than flush

because at least they pay out well

30/3 planet scaling is no joke

thats mars level

full house is probably the worst hand to work with though

[rigid crag]

????

[glossy fulcrum]

so much effort and they dont even pay out that much

[rigid crag]

face house is my favorite type of run

[glossy fulcrum]

okay

cant really argue with that because "favorite" implies subjectivity and doesnt relate to the hand's quality

[rigid crag]

fair

[glossy fulcrum]

i was never arguing in favor of pairs cuz i like them

but they are very strong

[sand valley]

i hate mint

[rigid crag]

i mainly do it because my face runs cant be maximized easily without full house

[glossy fulcrum]

lke

the flavor

?

[sand valley]

yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

[rigid crag]

fair

[glossy fulcrum]

the easy solution is just dont rrun faces

[rigid crag]

i dont like strawberry

[glossy fulcrum]

why risk the plant amirite

i like strawbaerr

y

[sand valley]

strawberries are very hit or miss

ive had very good strawberries (sweet and juicy) and very bad strawberries (sour and tough)

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

i feel like a lot of fruits and berries can be like that

[sand valley]

yeah

blueberries and strawberries are the worst offenders though

[glossy fulcrum]

perchanec

[devout iron]

why is it called a

[keen belfry]

<@&1133519078540185692> this account named @dusky tartan is clearly a bot/scam account. joined here 1 month ago, no messages sent in this server, sends me a friend request for no reason. a reminder that I have been never active in this server, ever. Last time I sent a message here was a year ago, and it was once again for this exact reason, to report a scam account. No reason to ever send a friend request to me.

[ionic skiff]

https://youtu.be/d470s-N5ClM?si=AfvOvqdpGjgpcBP2

He’s back

And about time too

[keen belfry]

why are all dm scam bots like this

a reminder to people that just like you have a moral duty to deposit shopping carts after you finish using them, you have a moral duty to report dm scam bots to the whatever mutual server its from so mods can ban them and other people won't have to bother with them in dms or, if they are clueless, actually get scammed/hacked.

[tough spindle]

Mods ruin the soul of the game, people conform too much to the meta, and cringeslop youtubers like roffle are bad for the game

[dusty breach]

cringeslop??

[vapid leaf]

Don’t hate the mod hate the game

[dusty breach]

Those are definitely all takes that exist

[storm condor]

What the hell is cringeslop

[vapid leaf]

Me

[vapid leaf]

You

[vapid leaf]

Also you

[vapid leaf]

And this guy

[dusty breach]

I mean yeah probably

[storm condor]

I guess bro

[dusty breach]

I’m a furry so I automatically qualify as cringe

[vapid leaf]

Who isn’t cringe

[dusty breach]

Idk I would not consider roffle as whatever tf cringeslop is I think the only thing cringe is roffle’s chat lmao

[storm condor]

To be cringe is to be free

[storm condor]

I lowkey just don't like how he talks

[vapid leaf]

A hater is going to hate personally I ain’t worried about cringeslop

[dusty breach]

Hot take I think the word “slop” is overused and kind of annoying

It fits in the context of AI but for everything else it’s just an obnoxious term imo

[vapid leaf]

It’s like 67 it’s stupid

[storm condor]

Larp and slop are the buzz words of the month

[dusty breach]

I hate 67

[vapid leaf]

Same

[dusty breach]

Still don’t know what the hell it means

[vapid leaf]

Stupid 12 years olds

[dusty breach]

Granted the funny number for my age group was 21 from that one vibe

[storm condor]

It's a reference to a song, used to deliberately confuse people

[dusty breach]

Vine*

Every time I see that number I just see that freaking kids face and I hate it

[vapid leaf]

And you can’t run from it

[dusty breach]

I do always have one meme in my head playing at all times

-# you know what that means

[vapid leaf]

Fich

And gas station sushi

[dusty breach]

that one

[tame juniper]

21, 69, and 420 for mine

67 is why aliens don't visit us

[hollow eagle]

daily reminder to spread positivity

[vale cliff]

Cute blaming humanity’s failings on a singular number

[hollow eagle]

roffles fine in my book but i can never go back after watching an ai edit of him

[dusty breach]

what?

[tame juniper]

Why do I like Hack so much?

It's the same shitty bit ad nauseam

[vale cliff]

I’m actually okay with how roffle speaks because I can’t stop imagining him talking down to me like that

[vapid leaf]

Huh

[ionic skiff]

Kris Dreemur is reading House of Leaves

[foggy wharf]

i like the boobs one

[foggy wharf]

also the joke works better when it's "My wife misses me"

[lofty latch]

lol

Ignore that one about not having a dick

[foggy wharf]

that is kinda weird

what is this a boomer memorabilia shop?

[lofty latch]

Yours already broke off😭

[lofty latch]

“Nostalgia shop”

[foggy wharf]

its just weird cause its kids

[foggy wharf]

more like shitty joke shop

[ionic skiff]

"My ex wife still misses me, BUTTER!"

"Butter......Butter...."

[foggy wharf]

shitty jokes that are can rewire a boomers brain into thinking its the funniest thing ever

[lofty latch]

Someone said this in response to that weird one

[dapper violet]

Can we rewire their brains to make them not assholes first?

[foggy wharf]

unfortunately not

leaded gasoline and lead paint and lead childrens toys did irreperable damage

but hey, if we eat enough microplastics and absorb them into our dicks, maybe we'll become dumbed down to their level

[lofty latch]

They also would put uranium in there water

[foggy wharf]

ya we got a lot of catching up to do

i cant wit for the draft so i can try experimental military combat stimulants

[lofty latch]

I’m just glad I’m to young

Now I don’t have to fight

[prime obsidian]

This is the second time I've won a run through nova-trousers

2 pair's pretty good

[lofty latch]

Yes

[kindred ravine]

Anaglyph is the best deck in the game yes or no?

[tender yoke]

not sure

it's too luck dependant

[main girder]

hey guys i want you guys to give your best insults about this image day 3

[tender yoke]

that's AI slop... get this out of here immediately

smh

[ionic skiff]

These designers got their shit from DALL-E

[main girder]

NO THIS IS FROM POWER RANGERS HES ONE OF THE PEOPLE THEY FIGHT

but good insult

[mystic gust]

How's that an insult

[mystic gust]

[main girder]

dont juge people i wana see your best go dud

dude

[mystic gust]

We're getting somewhere

[hallow mortar]

This enemy does not look intimidating at all, plus its teeth don't look sharp enough, and those eyes are likely tiny cause where the hell are they

[mystic gust]

dentist

[main girder]

PFFT

they look like over grown tomstos

[kindred ravine]

lost to the final not endless boss for the second time with the anaglyph deck

[lofty latch]

I will pay someone to type in ceremonial dagger and send me screenshots of what happens

[devout iron]

how much

[verbal geyser]

it permabans you boom saved you some money

[lofty latch]

What happens when you choose I am a bot though?

[lofty latch]

$10

[devout iron]

ten dollars

that's enough to buy poke all toads

[tame juniper]

Balala is $15 on Xbox

[verbal geyser]

i’d assume same thing, but not as sure, ask mods whenever they enter chat

[gritty nest]

rate my miis @verbal geyser

the generic one is my mii i made as a 5 year old on my wii

and then my girlfriend and little brother

[verbal geyser]

w miis lowkey

my jaw dropped at the customization like the hair specifically

[gritty nest]

oh my god the front and the back customization is bonkers

completely revolutionary

[verbal geyser]

dude the baby hair is frying me

[verbal geyser]

why don’t why just make regular mii maker like this

i’ll send some pics of my miis tomorrow because i’m lowkey too lazy to get outta bed

[gritty nest]

valid

[verbal geyser]

i was a miitopia fiend so i have experience with miis

[gritty nest]

i wont lie this is the first time ive taken my microsd express card out of my switch 2 since i bought it

[verbal geyser]

god miitopia was so underrated

[gritty nest]

because tomodachi screenshots cant be sent to your phone

[verbal geyser]

wait what why not

that’s stupid

[gritty nest]

its because there's no censorship

[devout iron]

they made tomodachi life WOKE

cool

[gritty nest]

oh golly

[ionic skiff]

Always has been

[verbal geyser]

i mean i guess it’s fair

but they let miitopia do that soooo

wait actually did they

idk i’ll check tmrw

honestly they needed to bring back miis sooner

miissed these little fellers

[inner dome]

Holy fucking shit it's Richard

[glossy fulcrum]

poggers

[pearl flume]

Sorry for the late question, M.O.A was having black out issues.
Please resolve the following scenario:
Question provided by [I]

It seems you are stuck in a time loop.

You and your online friends finally found a way to meet, it's been fun, a week with those you care for.

But now, on the final day, when it's time to leave...

...you always wake up in the same hotel bed, again and again and again.

What will you do ? How will you begin solving this loop ?

[devout iron]

this is my answer to the question

[craggy prairie]

day 12 of table half

[devout iron]

termite is back

i think if you talk in #ceremonial-dagger you get banned

just guessing

and they're gone

wow

[foggy wharf]

looks like you're losing motivation to keep going

your work has slowed down

[ionic skiff]

Did that termite guy get banned

[devout iron]

no there was someone else

[ionic skiff]

Oh phew

[weary vale]

yes

[devout iron]

wow

[tame juniper]

Friend of mine in Canada sent me this saying it made them think of me

No face as that would ruin the run

[mystic gust]

[cosmic bobcat]

Whoa the Canadian transport services copied Balatro joking

[viral dune]

kaycees mod?

[cosmic bobcat]

What the fuck?

Sorry my chat scrolled up for some dumbass reason and I saw that

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

All purchases you make from now on will be free.

But

You can never give, sell, leave, etc anyone anything ever again.

[cloud vapor]

yeah

[cloud vapor]

if i need to give someone something

i have someone take it from me

and then give it to them

[pearl flume]

If it is consented to being taken, it shall not be permitted.

[cloud vapor]

oh

then maybe?

[crude plinth]

So I can’t even leave behind stuff when I die?

So is this like a “rule of the universe” kind of thing or is it just a normal game…

I mean cynically I would just say that I would buy all the evil company stocks.

It doesn’t sound that worth it to be honest.
Because if I eat a chocolate bar, and then digest it and shit it out, does that mean that someone can never take that shit?

Where does the boundary of “item” and “not item” end?

At that point I would become like a monster of fables, a living trash heap that just adds to its pile.

Also if I spit at someone, does that count as giving them something?

Or if I leave a fingerprint on a door, does that count?

Also what defines the meaning of “consented to it being taken?”

Like if I leave a car in a parking lot and never touch it again, if someone steals it, does that count as taking? What if I leave the car there with the intent of it going missing? What if I leave it there with the specific intent of a specific person stealing it?

[random cedar]

whos gonna stop me

[foggy wharf]

how would i be stopped from just leaving stuff?

[pearl flume]

A visceral, unimaginable pain and feeling of impending doom

[random cedar]

makes sense

[random cedar]

wait

contradiction

oh nvm

i thought i had infinite money

not ecverything is free

[random cedar]

wait

can i buy like a giant house and live in it with my friends and family and stuff

or like buy food for my birthday parties

[foggy wharf]

theres no motive behind this hypothetical

no moral dilemma or difficuilt qualm

its not like "Would you become rich but lose the ability to do charity and experience the hollowness of a materially fulfilled but emotionally dull life"

@pearl flume would you accept virtually infinite money, capable of doing or accomplishing anything, but sacrifice what makes you fundamentally you, your current desires and wishes by essentially lobotomizing yourself?

[random cedar]

do i still have to go to university

well

my dream

[foggy wharf]

you don't know, you'll completely change

essentially become a new person

[random cedar]

well my dream is a GIANT gaming room in purple leds and tons of merchandise

i imaged that as heaven for myself when i was little

i would probably take it

altough

[sand valley]

" sacrifice what makes you fundamentally you, your current desires and wishes"

you are not going to be you

[foggy wharf]

my dream is to make the world a better place, and with infinite money i would. i can only hope that if i were to change, i would still have that belief

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you wake up one morning to find out that Max (from Sam & Max) has become president/prime minister/dictator/royalty of your country and is making insane cartoonish changes to where you live, what do you do?

[lofty latch]

Who?

And uh I pretend it’s the purge and do what my plan would be

Won’t disclose that plan cause it’s way to violent for such a large discord

[dusty lynx]

I see

[lofty latch]

Who is this person though I have no fucking idea

[lofty latch]

It would involve the gun that is legally my dad’s because you have to be 21 to buy a Glock and 18 to buy an AR but it will be very fun for my neighbors trust

[dusty lynx]

I wish I could post the gif of Max being Max but it wont let me

[lofty latch]

Idk

[tame garnet]

Opps wrong reply sorry

[tame juniper]

I love Broken English like that

[lofty latch]

I find it so funny that it looks so innocent but is telling you to go fuck your self

[lofty latch]

I would not trust that

[tame juniper]

How the next pandemic will start

[ornate nebula]

is this ai slop

[tame juniper]

On Temu's part, probably

[rigid crag]

name these two goobers

[sand valley]

Bibi and Ugg

[verbal geyser]

vanessa and ishmael

[verbal geyser]

apologizes for the quality i have no sd card but i made me my fiancée and a mutual of ours

[gritty nest]

that’s pretty awesome

[verbal geyser]

freakin love this game

[glossy fulcrum]

does it not have the miitopia editor

[gritty nest]

it’s not the miitopia editor

but it’s not nothing either

[verbal geyser]

it’s better miitopia editor

imo

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[verbal geyser]

because you can paint instead of placing squares

[glossy fulcrum]

have you even used it

[verbal geyser]

yes

[gritty nest]

yes

[verbal geyser]

i love miitopia with my soul

[glossy fulcrum]

okay

im better at placing squares than painting 💔

[verbal geyser]

use yo finger

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[verbal geyser]

you heard me

[glossy fulcrum]

lowkirkuinely what does that change

[gritty nest]

USE YO FINGER

🗣️

[verbal geyser]

one of my gripes is you can’t import from miitopia (which makes sense because it’s a different editior but still not my favorite) and you can’t share with others like you can with miitopia

[rigid crag]

what in the year 2038 is "lowkirkuinely"

[verbal geyser]

at least not atm idk if they have somethin cooking

[glossy fulcrum]

oke

buut it does havt the sam epossibilities as miitopia right

the editor

:3

[verbal geyser]

yes absolutely

[pale swallow]

The combination of “lowkey” “Charlie Kirk” and “genuinely”

[glossy fulcrum]

lowkey plus on kirk plus genuinely

[verbal geyser]

plus you can hide eyes noses and mouths

[glossy fulcrum]

peaj

[rigid crag]

ok but why

[verbal geyser]

because it’s funny

[pale swallow]

Dunno

[rigid crag]

its not

dead politician is funny!!!! LOL LOL LMAO XDDDDDDD!!!!! no.

[glossy fulcrum]

hes not a politician

hes an activist

[rigid crag]

same thing

[glossy fulcrum]

and a shitty person

he doesnt deserve my respect just because hes dead

[glossy fulcrum]

not the same thing

i wouldnt call trump an activist

[pale swallow]

You’d call him brain dead

[verbal geyser]

it’s not funny because charlie kirk’s death is funny (i personally think it’s sad his legacy is what it currently is)

[pale swallow]

Right?

[glossy fulcrum]

he made his legacy

[rigid crag]

all the recent presidents have been pretty braindead

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[verbal geyser]

but it’s funny for the reason ts and pmo were funny, being for the opposite side of the spectrum

instead of unnecessarily shortening words we’re making unnecessary contractions

it just so happens kirk was thrown in there

[glossy fulcrum]

its an intensifier

[devout iron]

i use estrogenuinely now

[glossy fulcrum]

kinda like "absofuckinglutely" but instead it conveys irony

[devout iron]

it's so peak

[verbal geyser]

i’m using this now

[devout iron]

i need a more walcified version

(rhymes with calcified)

[tame juniper]

https://youtu.be/R2mTDqaWWRY?si=parUuYtWtccGmuzD

[rigid crag]

wall sif-eyed

[covert sage]

this is lowinnerenuinely crazy

[gritty nest]

@verbal geyser do you know if non binary miis can have kids

[verbal geyser]

i’m not sure

i’d assume not

i don’t think they can have kids in the demo

unless they implement an adoption mechanic or sum

actually i wouldn’t doubt if there was something like that because im sure there’s no way they only made mlw couples have kids

idk i’m sure we’ll see

[glossy fulcrum]

you can have kids in the og tomodachi

[verbal geyser]

yes but the og was only mlw couples so this wasn’t an issue

[glossy fulcrum]

🫄

is nintendo too unwoke for enbypreg

[verbal geyser]

now that i think about it in the original the kid kinda just appears so im sure they wouldn’t need to change anything aside from like a slight change in dialogue

if that

[pale swallow]

It’s just a demo, relax

[glossy fulcrum]

?

there something wrong with discussing a demo??

[verbal geyser]

not just a demo, THE demo

[pale swallow]

I’m saying THE demo doesn’t have all the stuff

[glossy fulcrum]

okat

i know

[verbal geyser]

exactly that’s why we’re theorizing

[pale swallow]

The full game will have uncensored sex I’ve heard

(Lie)

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

minos gabriel yaoi

[verbal geyser]

no that’s not a lie that’s an actual thing

[pale swallow]

Nah Minos and Lewis (stardew valley)

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[pale swallow]

Shane?

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[pale swallow]

You????

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[rigid crag]

ended up using Vanessa (left) and Vivia (right)

[main girder]

hey guys it's INSULTING TIME i want you guys to give your best insults about the image PART 4

[sand valley]

<@&1133519078540185692> nudity in this (2:44)

[native jewel]

@sand valley Not banned, but deleted

[covert rock]

anyone wanna play some tko with me? it's this cartoon network fighting game i used to play all the time as a kid and some people managed to bring it back after it got shut down

[glad gale]

OMG I DIDN'T NOTICE I'M SO SORRY

[hallow mortar]

Looks sloppy and could be the Predator's distant cousin but his brain is sludge

[glad gale]

They showed that video in my audiovisual culture class today and I really liked it, I found it creative and very interesting, I completely forgot those 3 seconds 💔

My bad

[vale cliff]

What even happened here?

[rigid crag]

updated the lesbiabs

[thin hamlet]

lebsbibabs

[ionic skiff]

Something I wrote about in my spare time

In retrospective some ideas should be scrapped here

Like the vehicle stuff since race mode’s gone

[swift trellis]

Is there a mod I can dm? Abt some weird creepy people that came from this server? More than likely bots?

[verbal geyser]

#mod-mail

[swift trellis]

Tysm!

[sturdy ferry]

For some reason the lighting reminds me of Lego marvel superheroes

[ionic skiff]

SUPER MEAT BOY 3D TUESDAY

[pearl flume]

Please name something you interact with daily before clicking the black bar.

||It gains sentience and remembers everything since the moment it met you, how would it remember you and what do you do ?||

[craggy prairie]

day 13 of table half

[glossy fulcrum]

termite maxxing

[warm python]

i think im evil and twisted

[devout iron]

huh?

[foggy wharf]

you look normal to me

thats just a peek into my evil and twisted mind

[warm python]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[vale cliff]

Your mind looks normal to me

Just a peek into my evil and twisted mind

[tame juniper]

https://youtu.be/u0A4sIMScAs?si=xFlZki6z2x3vltP3

[vale cliff]

I always thought Chappell Roan was some old lady actress

[near abyss]

bnnuy 🗣️ 🔥

[near abyss]

are those custom roles

[sand bloom]

astrology

[near abyss]

ah so apple isnt custom

[tulip token]

ayyyeee, rate the stup

[warm mountain]

Chappelle roan fucking sucks

[dense salmon]

“she blue print on my brainstorm until I x mult”

[ionic skiff]

I watched The Wall movie

[vale cliff]

Still don’t know who that is but so true

[warm mountain]

some shitass pop singer who got fame into her head

like

all of them

"i listen to tate mcrae, gracie abrams, chappell roan, sabrina carpenter, sombr, melanie martinez, billie eilish, nicki minaj"
🔁TRANSLATING🔁
"glory to the IDF and benjamin netanyahu"

[foggy wharf]

ignoring the fact chappel roan is pro palestine

billie is a funny inclusion there too

[near abyss]

peak

[balmy compass]

7/10 loaf

[fallen dock]

Not hos best

His

[near abyss]

i agree

am i allowed to bypass custom emojis by forwarding?

like this

[pale swallow]

LEBRON?!