🃏・off-topic

[simple sandal]

can i touch your pro-state?

[brittle talon]

Please don't.

[broken rock]

Epstein

How doing chat

[severe aurora]

🐷

[broken rock]

Oh my goodness, you're joined on discord in 2016

[fossil frost]

Free the Dog

[broken rock]

Hello avatarless bro

[fossil frost]

Hey

[slender terrace]

how would local thunk feel about a balatro stage play

[foggy wharf]

literally me

[slender terrace]

ew capitalism

just forsake the american government, they suck anyway

what the fuck is this card

it's the be cursed

[slender terrace]

might script a physical theatre thing for balatro

if you're interested in learning more about theatre, physical theatre specifically, i implore you to check out Crystal Pike's The Statement performed by The Royal Ballet

[indigo ginkgo]

Best joker
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[slender terrace]

what is that

what the fuck did you do bro

[short willow]

its actually the real link for department of justice wth

[slender terrace]

it's not

you can see

eh whatever

i don't know shit but to me i can see it doesn't lead where it says it does

[waxen swift]

[waxen swift]

[slender terrace]

make sure you're not spamming

that's a way to get bammed

[waxen swift]

Wait WHAT

Oh no

[slender terrace]

i'm not a mod

dw

i'm just the warning

[waxen swift]

Thanks for warning me bro

[slender terrace]

no, i sentence thee

to the shadow realm of loneliness

reflect on your actions

bans you (jk)

[waxen swift]

Ummm ok

Anyways, i better get to bed. Its 11 : 41 where i am.

So, good night guys

[slender terrace]

good night guy joe

[waxen swift]

🙂

🙂

[severe aurora]

Why not VAN? 🤔

[slender terrace]

VAN someone?

that's an anime troupe though

[broken rock]

Want to work with you

[broken rock]

Goodnight

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Spend a day in a submarine in the deepest parts of the ocean

Or

Spend a week in a life pod the dead of space with no recognizable planet around (you have food and water)

(You get teleported back once you're done)

[broken rock]

In submarine for sure

I can survive a day without food

[pearl flume]

The vessel is suitable to the gforce of the location.

[broken rock]

Then of course

[lucid isle]

The first if theres no giant creatures that'd eat me, the 2nd if there is.

[vale cliff]

Pretty sure it isn’t the gravity itself that’s fatal deep underwater

Gravity remains the same, it’s the pressure that changes

[stray topaz]

I dont want to debug anymore

😔

[edgy trail]

no

[lethal bison]

ramadan mentioned

[warm mountain]

meow meow meow meow meow

[foggy wharf]

that one episode of shameless when frank cleaned himself up

[warm mountain]

idk i havent watched shameless but he really does

[foggy wharf]

highkirk it's actually very cool that the alberta id has a dinosaur skeleton on it

[sand valley]

oh my fucking god

[red widget]

Maturing is realizing gravity isn't a force and is actually space bending

[fiery meadow]

So who’s everyone picking for their starter?

[unborn swift]

https://x.com/monarchaip/status/2027365739427242150?s=46

AIP (@monarchAIP)

pov you and guillotina lock eyes 😳 #mewgenics

▶ Play video

X · Feb 27, 2026, 12:50 PM

[raven imp]

TRUE

[proven totem]

Look at my 8-3 time (spoiler because it is a new update)

wouldnt you like to know :3

-# the answer is yes

ok so apparently I beat a former world record

YEAAHHAAAHAHAHHA

[inner dome]

There's like a genre of mobile games that are like
Would be great if it wasn't free to play
Big examples are pvz2 and angry birds 2

[inner dome]

The monetization is hellish

The game is fine but everything around it is actual sludge
This is why (insert mod I haven't played) is better

I wasn't saying fusion

Kakuna png (insult)

[pale swallow]

Banana…

[brittle talon]

Hello.

[tulip token]

i did the p ranking

i killded the minos

[simple sandal]

Pee rank 🥀

[brittle talon]

Great job, bombler. I was never able to S rank let alone P rank a level in ultrakill when i played it.

[tulip token]

keep trying

you'll succeed

[simple sandal]

Ultra your kill

[brittle talon]

I'm more interested in saving my money for sts2.

[tulip token]

i am playing on mobile

with controller

i have no fraud :c

[brittle talon]

Although i will probably retry the demo when i'm done with school.

[north surge]

Very peak

[edgy pike]

Hello

[random kelp]

Balatro balatrez

[rocky path]

Hey Ik this is gonna be wayyyyy wayyy off topic but this is the off topic channel. But I jut found a pedopile. Like an actual one and I want to report them and get them arrested. I wanna try doing Jidion, fbi

[fiery meadow]

Squirtle is goated

[edgy pike]

Agreed

[north surge]

Twice in a row .,.

[stray topaz]

I love instant noodle

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

One day super heroes suddenly started appearing, every country gets one and their power is scaled to how big and populous their country is.

YOU just do happen to become YOUR country's super hero!

You've got the works: Strength, speed, endurance, flight, heat vision, ect. Scaled to your country's aforementioned criteria.

What will you do now ?

[north surge]

Orange

[inner dome]

As a united states citizen

I will act like the best one

[gilded torrent]

should i start skipping deadlines or nah

[tender laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nATRIeYYAbQ?si=PelHSI_GSZOT7Jx6

Wish I could make a sandwich like this

[hollow nest]

deadline scaling gets a LOT harsher after 10 or so

so if you're grinding packs, yeah you'd probably better start skipping them while you can

...but if you're going for a personal best or something, there's almost no benefit towards skipping

[warped egret]

happy pokemon day

all from 1 pack

[boreal cobalt]

Dayum

That's a pc

[warped egret]

what is

😛

[sharp bay]

Kid named false PHD

[boreal cobalt]

Huh

[sharp bay]

Bart

[boreal cobalt]

Click it

[odd condor]

Bruh me when the ULTRAKILL hits

Machine aaa Machine

Uhhhhh

STUPID POWERS

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

NOOOOO

Man

Me when men

[odd condor]

Fr

me when they have single hamburger

:(

[peak fractal]

Cant forget the melons

[odd condor]

Fr

[odd condor]

Ts did happen in a canon comic. TRUST.

[peak fractal]

Isnt the only canon comic IDW

[vale cliff]

Are those people from Pokemon?

[odd condor]

Ultrakill aaaaa Ultrakill song

[peak fractal]

Its a shiny vulpix specifically

Thats why hes hugging it

[odd condor]

Son I'm Crine

[peak fractal]

Chat rate the character design

[odd condor]

PEak

Bruh the government is currently hunting me down for tax fraud on multiple occasions.

[peak fractal]

Heres another character design

[odd condor]

I'd give it a P rank

for PERFECT

[peak fractal]

Heres yet another design

[odd condor]

Plant fella

Man I got fried

FR

I haven't palyed in a bit

PLAYED*

Omg english

I got peak

Immediately got destroyed

[peak fractal]

I downloaded it from my friend and this glorious reaction image shall be passed down

From general chat to general chat

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

You have captured the infamous @A guy and he is tied to a chair. What questions do you have for him (he is forced to answer them).

[warm mountain]

she dark on my dungeon till i est

[ornate ridge]

@thick blade

[quartz hinge]

Hello! ^^

[odd condor]

[slender terrace]

weekly anime review:

oshi no ko 8/10

i give it an 8/10 because there's only one anime that will ever get a 10/10 from me

[astral solar]

have some hear seen gambonaza its like balatro but with chess it seems intresting

[simple sandal]

What college tho?

[queen forge]

[simple slate]

What do y'all think?

[severe aurora]

nothing 🤪

[vale cliff]

Is that not the same?

Oh

I don’t really think it’s sexuality either way tbh

[crystal gull]

thats such a poll that exists

[vale cliff]

There’s a lot more nuance to it than that

What about bi people?

It doesn’t necessarily say anything about the person’s sexuality

Yeah, because this

[simple slate]

Bi+sexuality 😭

[vale cliff]

If you’re bi, either option doesn’t out you as liking only guys or girls

[vale cliff]

You could also be asexual and prefer one over the other

[simple slate]

Bi+peks 🤪

[vale cliff]

Well, that’s what I meant

[stray topaz]

Got all those relics through shop btw

[vale cliff]

Are you Bignose’s alt?

[stray topaz]

I made so much money during the run

[vale cliff]

Getting the same vibes here

[simple slate]

I don't know who that is

[stray topaz]

I still had 1000 money left after the last shop

[vale cliff]

Whoa

Cool

[crystal gull]

crazy

did you like it

[stray topaz]

Some people got score of 2k in daily climb

I wonder how

Speedrun the run in under 1 hour?

[crystal gull]

i wouldnt say i liked it that much

the theming is kinda eh

no notable osts

the levels are just kinda the same concept repeated

well yeah

just 4 levels of the same thing:deceiving and mindfuckery

its fraud

violence is peak tho

and theres only 1 level that is all war

it literally is

||space|| is so fucking stupid

makes 0 sense

why is it here 😭

well yeah but thats just so out of place

ultrakill did not need it

yeah

8-1 was awesome actually

8-2 was fine

8-3 was a disappointment tho

for me

8-4 was quite cool but the who is he syndrome did strike

nope

who is he

cuz the boss is just some random ass moron

like leviathan

huh?

well yeah thats leviathan 2

if i did i forgot

did you do it on brutal

idk

i only did that on standart

and im quite washed

i did all p ranks up to 6-1 on brutal

twinning

those ||fraudbriels|| are my personal nemesis of an enemy

[south ivy]

hello

[south kraken]

me when cat

how it feels when there's something cool on pc but you on console

[south kraken]

the hell's an xcom

oh

[vale cliff]

I like your pfp

[brittle talon]

It also loves you i'm sure.

[fiery meadow]

https://www.reuters.com/world/iran-crisis-live-explosions-tehran-israel-announces-strike-2026-02-28/

[vale cliff]

Bun bun

[vale cliff]

Probably best not to discuss politics here…

I say, ignoring every other time politics was discussed here

Still, better delete it to be safe

[fiery meadow]

I’m not going to delete a major world event. I’m also not going to talk about it. Just making people aware

[vale cliff]

Aren’t there other places to discuss this

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[vale cliff]

Hey

[broken rock]

Are you really have PTSD?

[fiery meadow]

I’ve seen people here who openly express vulgar stuff about certain groups but people let it fly because it fits their ideology

[broken rock]

Strollin stu employed

[vale cliff]

You know what, fair

Someone should get the mods down here for spring cleaning

It’s not going to be me tho

[broken rock]

😭

[sturdy ferry]

my exact relationship with ULTRAKILL

[broken rock]

Hmmm

[broken rock]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛

[carmine moss]

Bro, I don't speak Epsteinian

[uncut idol]

Stake ideas: Ruby stake: Never get a SOUL card. (Apply all previous stakes). Diamond stake: Jokers can be Mythical (only appear once in the shop ever). (Apply all previous stakes)

[carmine moss]

You spelled White Stake HORRIBLY wrong (Ruby Stake kinda redundant though)

[uncut idol]

Ruby stake will now be "never find a showman or Invisible Joker". And there will be a "Joker Stake" after Diamond that does "Never find a Blueprint or Brainstorm".

[broken rock]

It means... I don't know what it means

[vale cliff]

I don’t think stakes are meant to be derivatives of “fuck you over in suspiciously specific ways”

[uncut idol]

HEY GOLD STAKE

[gilded torrent]

baltro

[broken rock]

Someone ever heard about sagma?

[gilded torrent]

sounds like matter baby

[vale cliff]

I’m in bed listening to Bo Burnham rn

He’s so fine

What the flip?

Mean

[carmine moss]

I'mma sag yo heart

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

70% chance to feel like you got stabbed by a knife.

But

30% chance you win 1 thousand dollars.

How many times would you press it ?

[edgy pike]

Hello

[wheat coral]

Where is the pain in my body

[carmine moss]

The plant when it sees unsupervised children: 👀

[buoyant inlet]

I'm doing a Twitch stream throughout the day (without DJ talkovers) to try and build up my Twitch audience. I'm trying to gain affiliate status, so I can do more for you guys, the audience.

If you have a few minutes and can tune in, even if just for a little while, please do. It would help tremendously.

http://twitch.tv/bossjock77

[velvet void]

Went shopping

[velvet void]

Now I have bought 4 copies of BALATRO

[severe aurora]

🎰🦆 https://bsky.app/profile/hyxpk.bsky.social/post/3mfrkvme5hk2o

Diva (@hyxpk.bsky.social)

1479. Quackpot!

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[wheat coral]

tuff?

[proven totem]

what tf is that poll

does anyone mind if I commit a crime real quick, no reason /j

Now I want to avoid being any of those 4 just because of that

[broken rock]

Yeah sure

[carmine moss]

JIMBOOOOO

[peak fractal]

Melon

[proven totem]

why not everyone just be the coolest

[proven totem]

#🃏・off-topic message
#🃏・off-topic message
<@&1133519078540185692> these polls are...

interesting

yeah true

cool people are cool

(I know... amazing information)

aw man

how do I be cool

where is the "how to be cool" book

nuh uh

90% of the people here are way cooler than irl people

[weary vale]

Yeah I’m sorry can we not objectify people by their identity in the Balatro discord please

I have generally no patience for that kind of shit.

[proven totem]

👍

[storm condor]

Anthro

[carmine moss]

People like this disgust me, not that I'm offended but it fetishises my peers

[carmine moss]

That doesn't elaborate shit

[storm condor]

Did you see the original context

[proven totem]

what was it?

[carmine moss]

They should kiss

[storm condor]

^^

[proven totem]

I saw the poll

[carmine moss]

Thih poll ?

[proven totem]

so you just think furries are better than people? 🤔

no way Im actually good at something /j

[carmine moss]

You can art

[proven totem]

I can yeah

I know I can draw I should put a tone indicator in that

[storm condor]

Like 80% of most anthro art, I find more attractive than people

That's just cause most of the people I interact with are assholes

[proven totem]

SAME

-# "most of the people I interact with are assholes"

[storm condor]

Amen, brother

👀

[tough hollow]

you ever heard of this site that shares its name with the european classification id with monosodium glutamate

[storm condor]

Same

[proven totem]

Im clueless all the time

[storm condor]

Does it perhaps start with e

[proven totem]

2

[storm condor]

I thought it was 3?

[proven totem]

what

OOOOHHHH

I think I know what rice is thinking

rice, go sit in the naughty corner /j

[storm condor]

:(

No more thigh highs pictures for you

[proven totem]

whuh

[storm condor]

Genuinely what are these usernames im seeing 💔

"Evil green deer" 😭

Also finish your god damn sentence

Quit edging

[storm condor]

I'm dating a furry, im already there

AND no more midriff photos either

[proven totem]

oh she is?

cool 👍

[storm condor]

She's also SHORT

[storm condor]

Amen sister

[proven totem]

I wish I was a bit shorter

I just wanna be like 5 foot

Yeah

That could be good

[storm condor]

Ohhh so it was you who was typing and never finished

Amen 🙏

[storm condor]

Literally a perfect tube bro

[trim vine]

erm

[simple sandal]

Nah, i just like ice cream

[fallow peak]

what the hell

[brittle talon]

God gives his greatest gifts to his most ungrateful.

[ionic skiff]

So how much is Poker Night gonna cost?

I was gonna get a steam gift card

[quartz tinsel]

Is this room less dead?

What the heck is a Poker Night?

[simple sandal]

Balatro night

[quartz tinsel]

Is that a thing that happens here?

And costs money?

[minor estuary]

hey where should i ask if i have a question about the game. like my game crashing on startup, bug reports?

[weary vale]

Genuinely what is the point of posting this ?

This is not an 18+ forum, can we please refrain from the kink stuff. I issuing mutes, right now and the next time you’re just getting banned.

[minor estuary]

hello

[weary vale]

People in #🕹・game-discussion can maybe help you, if it’s mod stuff, you’ll probably need to ask folks in #⚙・modding-support #⚙・modding-general

[minor estuary]

nope, stock generic game, literally just installed

[velvet void]

I bought the Switch cartridge

And I saw the plush

And thought of my Teto plush back home

She needs the company

[weary vale]

it's deleted. don't post inappropriate stuff.

[quartz tinsel]

What does the fox say?

Can I ask for feedback on my book here?

[tame juniper]

Me omw to buy both Jimbo and Teto plushies

[quartz tinsel]

A book that's perpetually stuck on page 13.

[tame juniper]

Yes

[carmine moss]

True, Teto needs a clown companion

[velvet void]

Yes

Every Teto needs her Jimbo

[carmine moss]

I NEED A PICTURE OF THEM TOGETHER AAAAA

[quartz tinsel]

Ragnarök.

[hollow eagle]

the cursed gif

[quartz tinsel]

Good night all.

[fallen vault]

Does anyone here play RPGs and JRPGs

[wheat wagon]

Got some new playing cards

[mighty timber]

send me the left one

[fallen vault]

Balala

[winter smelt]

wheres balala, i think im trippin

[fallen vault]

Far left

[quaint solar]

what do yall think of this game i'm making

[foggy wharf]

it's giving kidpix

in a good way

i like competitive minesweeper, i think maybe instead of it being a marathon with the timer constantly going down until you clear enough mines, it's like you clear as many spaces as possible and at the end of the timer it "attacks" the enemy dude

to give the player a couple seconds to relax as the animation plays before more sweeping

[carmine moss]

Holy peak, did you make the soundtrack, it's so catchy, and I like the Minesweepers gameplay

[quaint solar]

I didn't make it, a volunteer made it
huge thanks to him :)

[storm condor]

Guys it was actually me who made the sound track

[carmine moss]

Tell 'em I salute them

[storm condor]

Most definitely

[carmine moss]

Peak

[storm condor]

I didn't get paid for it and uhhhhh affocoder ate my whole family

[storm condor]

Trust

[carmine moss]

You'll never get the bodies

[storm condor]

How will I grieve now 💔

[carmine moss]

Say... Which Soundfonts didja use @storm condor

[storm condor]

Serif

[quaint solar]

fun fact
the real composer didn't actually get paid, they volunteered

[carmine moss]

Uhhhhh whar

[storm condor]

I would know, as I did it 👀

[storm condor]

(It's a writing font)

[quaint solar]

is this a good server to share off my game dev stuff

[carmine moss]

I WANTED THE SOUNDFONTS

[storm condor]

YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING AT YOU WILL BE HAPPY

[storm bay]

yoo carl

[barren gust]

Tung Tung Sahur getting CRAZY dome👀 👀

[median rapids]

does anyone know a way to mass delete tweets?

without weird apps or emptying my acc

[woven musk]

forgot negative splash

[ionic skiff]

(In Zach Hadel’s voice) I love money

[tame juniper]

I don't have a better one of the GOAT

[novel jacinth]

im crine son 😭

[runic merlin]

made a new website today http://localhost:127.0.0.1

[pearl flume]

uhh

is this legal ?

[stray topaz]

Why local ip is following localhost

Port should be what follows

Local host is basically 127.0.0.1

[unborn swift]

Made this because I love mewgenics and hate guillotina 3

bro

stealing my thunder with your porn scam

[graceful veldt]

Win?

I ment to send in game discussion

[pearl flume]

Please choose an Ability.

Blue Prince- When interacting with a door you can mentally see numerous rooms within a 1 km radius, choosing any of these rooms will make the door you're interacting with open to that room through any door-like method. Closing the door disables the portal.

Skul- After enough studying of a person you will be able to cast an illusion over your body to shape you into them, including their accents, habits and skills. The longer you wear someone the easier it is to forget yourself, an individual person can be worn once per month.

Cloverpit- You can enchant things based on people's perception of it. Items considered lucky does bring luck, items considered cursed will curse the owner, ect. Enchanted things remains enchanted indefinitely until destroyed. You may enchant one item per moon stage.

[vale cliff]

No balatro?

Blasphemy

Also, do you mean moon phase?

[pearl flume]

Cloverpit is there.

[pearl flume]

Phases of the moon.

[vale cliff]

I see

[gilded heart]

I’ll go cloverpit

[unborn swift]

blue prince

only cus the thought of luck makes me nervous

makes me antsy thinking of enchanting an item with luck and anticipating the next lucky thing to happen

and knowing it only happened because of tampering with fate and stuff

don’t like it

[slender terrace]

i highly suggest laying on the floor with your cats

100% enriching activity

ah yes

get moderated

that's not very nice of me

[foggy wharf]

i have a new opinion; seeing what the highest possible round you can reach on bloons is, IS BORING

much more impressive doing challenges like CHIMPS rather than marathons

you'll also save hours and hours of your life

it was more fun in class when you had to set up a winning formula before class started that would last until the next break

[foggy wharf]

how long until these fascist neo-libertarians has convinced the government that they should let children opt in for medical research for robux?

[slender terrace]

at that point you think they wouldn't be able to play roblox anymore

<- I wager

[foggy wharf]

they got the kids playing roblox warmart land to generate market data

[hazy plinth]

Love being a gambit main

[ionic skiff]

There's literally nothing interesting for me to play on Roblox
I'd rather play fortnite

[ionic skiff]

damn both rogue and gambit are handsome ngl

[foggy wharf]

nothing to do but get groomed

i dont let my little sister play it

even though i used to love it

[hazy plinth]

Yea, whatever you Bronana split

[vale cliff]

Happy I never got on Roblox at all

[vale cliff]

What’s up with this btw?

I stopped keeping up with news a while ago

Too depressing

[alpine jungle]

Close one

[silver bronze]

damn

how is it only 8,800 requirement

oh wait that’s a mod i just realised

cos of the stake

[vale cliff]

Didn’t know it applied a hidden luck mechanic

:3

[tame juniper]

That mod has the best joker ever

The GOAT

Thunk should put it in vanilla

He can probably afford the music rights

[tame juniper]

Legendary #6

[dusty lynx]

you know what I found on Ebay when I was buying fighter plane parts for one of my friend's birthdays

you can buy russian fighter plane parts in Ukraine

One one side your supporting the Ukrainians for getting them...on the other, someone died in that plane and it may or may not had to be clean for blood

stahp making fun of meh

[worldly temple]

This discord is something else

love it

U THE JUDGE

Will say she is a cool shiny blue

ohhh

judge

Nun just rage baiting a lil bit

true…

I had someone asking me why did i change my name to “friend of thunk” 😭

ye

[storm condor]

"I grow bored of thee"

[worldly temple]

it feels wrong to change it to what i had

so i’ll just keep it lol

[storm condor]

Aw I was referencing a skull_mug video

https://youtube.com/shorts/Pc8fs7uPiRU?si=Ynvjg_c5Bp7DIUyL

Can I be the second cutest cat boy :3

[severe aurora]

🌭

[storm condor]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Oh nvm

They on that

[lunar barn]

Limbus company

[proven totem]

Ultrakill

[quartz tinsel]

Is has use of Coca-Cola, swearing, and mentions of decaffeination.

[proven totem]

Top right

[storm condor]

This is why you goated fr

[quartz tinsel]

Mods.

[proven totem]

Me?

[storm condor]

Yes you

[proven totem]

:D

[pearl flume]

Videogame idea:

You play as the guilds keeper and your actions have consequences.

We need a dragon slain, ok, do you just post it on the board ? A rookie grabs it and dies trying to defeat it.

You wait until a powerful party is in town ? That might not come before the dragon destroys someone's farm.

Taking care of payment and equipment, did you accidentally give the druid a staff that focuses on necromancy magic ? Now we have to clear out the grave yard.

Are you too generous with payment ? Now thiefs guise themselves as heroes and bring counterfeit monster parts for better pay.

Stuff like that

[storm condor]

Oooooo, that sounds really fun

[proven totem]

I also have an idea for a game

It’s kinda like 3rd person ultrakill with more platforming and for each level you are only allowed to use certain weapons or forms of movement

So for example a hard level will use a lot of projectiles but dashing and parring are not allowed for the level

[storm condor]

4-S...

[proven totem]

Or a hardmode where the few things you are allowed to use make some easy jumps or enemies a lot harder

[proven totem]

Kinda

But not

[storm condor]

Gud was then crucified

[proven totem]

Because first… you have weapons and second, you aren’t one shot

And also the idea of only being able to use certain things could make it more unique

[quartz tinsel]

Too much effort. Guillotines work just fine.

[proven totem]

:(

Don’t do that please

[quartz tinsel]

If I knew the first thing about coding, I'd want to make a Doom clone and a metroidvania.

But I don't.

[quartz tinsel]

Wait. Gud, is it true?

Did Britain ban 16-and-under from buying caffeinated drinks?

[proven totem]

Probably

[pearl flume]

Did you guys see the new Pocket Monster generation 10 Winds and Wakes trailer ?

[quartz tinsel]

Nope.

Using adblock so trailers don't exist.

[severe aurora]

everything from corporations are advertise

[carmine moss]

Balatro is on the Top left

[quartz tinsel]

And Nier: Automata is obviously top right.

[vale cliff]

Maybe this is controversial but no story != no story quality imo

Slay The Spire doesn’t elaborate much on the meager plot it offers but it doesn’t make the story bad per se

[carmine moss]

I think that a Story and a Gameplay can make a game, you can have gameplay without a story, but some stories require gameplay

[vale cliff]

And you can have games with only story and no gameplay

Some visual novels, for example

But I do think that story quality only applies if the game relies on having a story

The more a game requires story, the more the quality of the story affects the overall quality

Maybe I’m being pedantic

Sorry

[stray topaz]

And i thought i couldn't make it past act 2

The pink book carried so hard

[quartz tinsel]

Speaking of, allegedly I'm a writer.

(I'm not writing.)

[vale cliff]

Me too

Allegedly

[slender terrace]

i am a writer and i'm actually writing :D

i have a book conference on tuesday

[hazy siren]

uh

dead chat

oh im in off topic

[slender terrace]

welcome to off topic

i'm gonna put together the book pitch

[quartz tinsel]

How?

[slender terrace]

...with my hands?

[quartz tinsel]

I am filled with dread at the sequence that has me stuck.

How does one write through that?

[slender terrace]

i'm very sorry but i do not know what you are saying

[quartz tinsel]

Fear of writing badly.

[quartz tinsel]

True.

[slender terrace]

oh are you saying that you have a hard time moving past your writing when you don't see it as perfect?

well you aren't expected to do anything perfect right off the bat

none of the famous artists we know of were born as artists

it took years of dveloping skills

in my belief, humans are a plant of the earth like everything else, it takes trial and error to learn how to survive existence

keep throwing yourself at the brick wall that scares you, i promise you it will break eventually

it's brick, not titanium

or rubber

it'll break eventually <3

[edgy pike]

Why does the coke bottle look like that?

Not the name but the actual bottle

[quartz tinsel]

It's bottle-shaped.

[edgy pike]

Yeah but it almost looks slightly melted

Maybe I just got used to the glass ones

[slender terrace]

coca cola in glass bottles is elite

[edgy pike]

I made one in blender

I got bored and thirsty one day so I just did that

[quartz tinsel]

I got bored one day and never had fun again.

[severe aurora]

simulate fluid inside bottle to blast your computer.

[slender terrace]

hey ragnarok, if you're having a bad day it might be a good idea to take a bit away from your discord and focus on yourself

[edgy pike]

No I think I am ok lol

[slender terrace]

like i know you're probably looking for support, but if that's the case you need to either open a ticket or ask if anyone is up to listening to you vent. I have sympathy for you.

I genuinely hope everything gets better.

[edgy pike]

Blender is baking fluids and all I can do is wait

Not for the coke bottle it’s for a different thing

I’m making a torch

[slender terrace]

[quartz tinsel]

The main thing I need is a beta reader. 18+ only.

[vale cliff]

I could read it

The main thing I need is motivation and to kill my ADHD

And possibly talent, but we’ll get there when we get there

I’m 18+ btw dw

[edgy pike]

??

[vale cliff]

Idk most of them so I’ll have to say Schrafillas

[edgy pike]

I don’t know any of them

Who are they?

[vale cliff]

Like, reviewers, I think

YouTubers

Movies and whatnot

[edgy pike]

Actually I might’ve heard of the top, middle guy it’s like Nate bendy or something?

[slender terrace]

fantasy mafia established

I introduce to you, the Louv're family

[quartz tinsel]

I think it's Nathaniel Bandy. And I see Saberspark.

[edgy pike]

I see..

[dull gorge]

is it bad that i know none of these people

like some of them look kinda familiar ish but i can't remember any of them

[edgy pike]

???

Do people find that funny?

[acoustic axle]

“What’s so funny? I don’t..I don’t get it.”

[edgy pike]

Exactly

[carmine moss]

Yes

[edgy pike]

Ok

Just asking

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Transportation

Trains

Boat/ship

Motorbike

Carriage

Walking

[dull gorge]

trains > motorbike > walking > ship > carriage but all of these are peak

[tulip token]

a video is sending

[tulip token]

im

so confused what

the video is here

[brittle talon]

1. Walking (sentimental)
2. Trains
3. Motorbike
4. Ships (scary)
5. Carriage

[tulip token]

giant red fish beats me to death

[lofty latch]

This is the best quote ever

[tulip token]

FUCK

[brittle talon]

Most coherent hazbin hotel dialogue.

[crimson salmon]

put all 150 jokers

[acoustic axle]

I’ll consider

[earnest tusk]

i just bought a peanut in dice a million because i was like surely they wouldnt just give you a dice that does nothing but give a value of 1

and WHAT THE FUCK

[wheat coral]

Bro thinks hes Cavendish

[fiery meadow]

Did we already talk about that thing?

[earnest tusk]

literally lol

it takes the same gros michel mechanic as well because the peanut has a chance of dying

idk if it only gives d666 or other things as well but damn

ive been playing the demo for like 20 minutes lol i dont understand anything

[noble lynx]

what game is this?

[earnest tusk]

dice a million (im playing the demo)

its a dice roguelike

[noble lynx]

Everyone thinks they're gonna be the next Balatro, huh? /lh
Cool that this game started a revolution

[earnest tusk]

lmao

some of these are very cool though

[noble lynx]

agreed

[fiery meadow]

Do you believe in flat earth?

[north surge]

Earth is a banana

[stray topaz]

4 days left before slay the spire 2 comes out

[stray topaz]

I finally hooked my friend into playing it

[turbid canopy]

Flat? It's a Σ.

[turbid canopy]

-# jokes aside, no

[fiery meadow]

Omg

[pearl flume]

Is porkchop and hotdog one noun or two ?

[wheat coral]

one

chop is an adjective in the pork case

[fiery meadow]

Hotdogs are tacos

[tame juniper]

Tacos are sandwiches

[edgy trail]

then can i be the third cutest catgirl

[worldly temple]

there is no way.

lmaooo

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[tame juniper]

Check the Hack page of the wiki yourself

[random charm]

i finished midfight dialogue for my deltarune fangame but it might be ass. how may i improve it?

[wind basin]

FUCK MY LIFE

[timid tundra]

tuff

[spiral zealot]

oh i read that as a W not an L

mb

[wind basin]

Son 😭🙏

[wind basin]

Goatis doing side quests to lower cortisol

I got yorick

But I have an eternal burglar

So it's useless

Yorick is my goat

I'm number 1 yorick fan

[quartz tinsel]

I'm just not smart enough, full stop.

[surreal venture]

Meow

[uncut idol]

DO. NOT. PUT. GHIGOAT. THAT. LOW.

Because he's the main savior from the devil

The....

[proven totem]

what

[uncut idol]

[proven totem]

oh right

[uncut idol]

Also almost all perkeo runs have one consumable so only that consumable is there

To copy

Don't forget you can retrigger perkeo with blueprint and brainstorm

[mossy gazelle]

this reeks of "white stake flush build"

i had the same ranking when i was a noob

i used to put yorick higher tho
until i found out what perkeo does

i dotn think i said that

[uncut idol]

Just saying chicot is kinda good

[mossy gazelle]

true

where did i say u cant have fun

oi oi oi oi oi aa oioioi oi oi

:D

[verbal geyser]

i hate how all roguelike/roguelite communities are like this

people are so convinced that their opinions are the right ones and its infuriating

omg right especially without permission

"ew why are you using bloodstone bloodstone sucks" okay? let me live my life bro

based

+$1 fo life baby 🗣️

b-but we're smeared brothers 😢

[tame juniper]

W print

[verbal geyser]

grr... spades...

[tame juniper]

I'm +50 chips, 50% chance for 1.5x mult, +7 mult, and +$1

[verbal geyser]

bro is 3x mult

flowerpot ahh role

[tame juniper]

Wait, can I trigger Flower Pot by myself?

[uncut idol]

...😢

We are okay bro

We just like rough gem

[verbal geyser]

personally i go

1. diamond
2. heart
3. clubs
4. spades

[uncut idol]

Yay

[tame juniper]

You have upset the Jimbo. You will never find a Soul again

[uncut idol]

You will never land the wheel.

Is mult better than chips outside of plasma?

[tame juniper]

How is that any different from normal? 🤣

Wheel of

[verbal geyser]

spades are oversaturated in the market these days... econ for them is low...

[uncut idol]

Not even with three oops all sixes

Also clubs get smeared joker

[verbal geyser]

clubs get seeing double

[tame juniper]

How are you about Wild Cards?

[verbal geyser]

diamonds get NOTHING

[tame juniper]

All 4 at once

[uncut idol]

...

Not even money

?

[tame juniper]

[uncut idol]

Because they get money

Is

[tame juniper]

$2

[verbal geyser]

every suit has a sin joker and a gem joker

[tame juniper]

🤑

[verbal geyser]

hearts and spades have checkered and clubs have seeing double

[uncut idol]

💲 💲 💲 💲 💲 💲 💲 💲 💲 💲

[verbal geyser]

plus diamonds are the least members by far

we need diamond love 😢

[tame juniper]

Buy a voucher with a single flush ahh suit (implying a Blueprint or Brainstorm, or red seal)

[uncut idol]

So you hate when the sigil gives you money

[uncut idol]

Invisible or showman???????

Don't forget them!

[stray topaz]

I hate lizards

I need someone to massacre them

Lizards should be extinct

There presentation is a disgrace

[uncut idol]

Hey bro. Play Abandoned Deck for once and then decide if your username is accurate

[stray topaz]

Doesnt change anything

[uncut idol]

IMMOLATE AND HANGED MAN! ASSAULT THIS CAT

[verbal geyser]

a card can be good and youre still allowed to not like it

[stray topaz]

If you help me kill all the lizards maybe ill like ride the piss

[uncut idol]

Ride the what now

[verbal geyser]

like i dont like obelisk and its considered great

[stray topaz]

Piss of course

It doesn't deserve my respect

[verbal geyser]

ride the dih

[uncut idol]

Bro don't disrespect the bus driver like that he works 8 antes a day just to put food on the table

He doesn't want to end up like vagabond bro

[verbal geyser]

get him on diamonds and we wont have to work as hard

more money for him

[uncut idol]

HEY GREEN, JOIN DIAMONDS!

Yes-

Wait no

JEN! JOIN DIAMONDS!

yeah that's why they have a drivers license. To drive a bus

[sullen portal]

need a special license for that

[uncut idol]

YO FIRST TIME SEEING A CHAT

[tame juniper]

Joseph J. Joker arranged her license to let her drive it

I found $2 clipped to his business card

[sullen portal]

That’s unlawful I’ll investigate immediately

[tame juniper]

It only happens half the time, but always when I'm carrying a die

[quartz tinsel]

Ragnarök face reveal, but he uses a guillotine.

[lunar barn]

Now that the trees outside my window finally blossomed it looks really good

[slender terrace]

yo that ticket was not handled but alright

[twin solstice]

https://skribbl.io/?wHCgIAqe

Join please

haha

can anyone join

[visual comet]

unlocking the lost in tboi is fucking torture

[mossy gazelle]

that was fun

[buoyant pelican]

gambling never dies

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[quartz tinsel]

Yo.

[radiant python]

Hi

[indigo ginkgo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloc_Lorrain

New WP page created

[placid sentinel]

What should I print? I have red*, orange, yellow*, lime, green, dark green, light blue, blue*, navy blue, purple*, pink, brown, beige, white, grey*, black*
italics mean i have very little/dont have any of but will be getting

[quartz tinsel]

Good night.

[hollow eagle]

Have you all heard of the possible ban on "dihydrogen monoxide""??

Therye saying if enough is ingested, it can kill you

[acoustic axle]

so

I have beat balatro for the first time (yes, I got the game recently.)

[hollow eagle]

tis is off-topic chat

[acoustic axle]

yeah

i know

it’s mainly off topic so

yeah

sorry if I did something wrong

[hollow eagle]

and theres many cases of it suffocating people from the inside out

[fiery meadow]

What’s the best cereal?

[earnest tusk]

just won a game in dice a million demo

[hollow eagle]

nuts & bolts

[earnest tusk]

i dont understand hwo to win it felt random

[fiery meadow]

No washers?

[earnest tusk]

i mean it is random but you know

[fiery meadow]

Or screws?

[hollow eagle]

those r too expensive

[foggy wharf]

whyd a whole ass conversation get deleted

spooky

[tame juniper]

Beets and mildew
Oh wait. That's ice cream

[nimble turtle]

herro everyonee

baii everybody <3

[quaint solar]

be me
play minesweeper after picking up that note in a bottle from 1 month ago
decide to go to the area that was mentioned in the note
this is what awaits me
sudden feeling of terror

[tame juniper]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BxYlNwjZTRk?si=UNfMn2gyD9v4lzwr

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could see into any one moment in your future, what would you want to see ?

[nimble turtle]

thats in minesweeper???

wait

im dumb nvm

[dark flare]

[stray topaz]

Balls

[fallow shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/324688633690980352/1477757875748339836/Screenshot_20260227_154247_Discord.jpg?ex=69a5ecc4&is=69a49b44&hm=721eefe07b00c263158ccdb5e9207f81968f117aeac341b5af30e454e66ead54&

[stray topaz]

Chat im hungry

[vale cliff]

Foode

[foggy sorrel]

Fuck are you eating

Ew

[devout glen]

Kirb from japan

[stray topaz]

Dr pepper

[devout glen]

Yes

[runic merlin]

"use ai for this use ai for that" I DONT WANT MY COMPUTER TO TALK TO ME AND IF IT DID ID THROW A HAMMER AT IT

[severe aurora]

then become A.I. get silicons

[vale cliff]

Which chapter do they say this?

[runic merlin]

hmmm

6 maybe 7

[zenith mist]

i play pizza tower: no promises & piss towel

[spring cave]

Anyone have memes?

[foggy wharf]

gta 6 is genuinely going to be my last chance for a good AAA game. After favourite franchise after fravourite franchise being butchered with shitty cash grab titles, I'm going to let Rockstar prove that AAA games can still be good

[storm condor]

And then they make you pay for online separately

[broken rock]

Ah yes... Maths

Teacher is devil

[hazy siren]

i didnt like my math teacher last year so i stole all of her pencils throughout the year

got like

400

i think

[broken rock]

Satan maybe

[broken rock]

Lol

She deserved?

Just asking

My notebook is full (Is it correct to say like this?)

[runic merlin]

abcdefg1234567

lorem ipsum 1234567890 the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[broken rock]

My classmate is acting like she is feeling bad

[stray topaz]

There are even members here speak shakespearean

😭

[runic merlin]

me when i lowk so i have to and then i actually

crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

[north surge]

[vale cliff]

🥫

Mustard

[warm mountain]

we are doomed

[surreal narwhal]

🦞 appreciation

🦞

[stray topaz]

My lips are bleeding

Fr

I didnt know i was bleeding until my fingers are stained of blood

[severe aurora]

0.1 mult

[quartz tinsel]

This sums it up pretty well.

[warm mountain]

i just entered chat and had an aneurysm and cried what the fuck is wrong with humor

[pearl flume]

How do you guys feel about this artifact ? I like it but I don't think it would fit with my normal questions

Apollo's Dodgeball: When thrown, whoever is struck by this artifact will have 1 random thing that they say within the next 24 hours become true in the near future, no matter how ridiculous.

[storm condor]

nah i lowkey like that

do they know that they can say the one thing?

[pearl flume]

I guess no, they'd just think you chucked a ball at em

[storm condor]

See that's an awesome idea

[quartz tinsel]

I can buy Bruce Wayne a billion times over.

[hollow eagle]

you never said i couldnt throw it at myself

ill just throw it at myself and then only say one thing

[quartz tinsel]

You throw it at yourself and it becomes true. You say only one thing for the rest of the day.

[storm condor]

lucas@lucas-computer:~$ /usr/bin/python3 "/home/lucas/Downloads/Python_Projects/print("Hello world!").py"
bash: !": event not found

could someone pretty please help with this?

im new to linux :<

[hollow eagle]

if i say this aloud, will my furniture start floating??

[storm condor]

yes

i need help getting my furniture back down

[hollow eagle]

thats a you probelm

[quartz tinsel]

Do you want this to be the one thing you're allowed to say today?

[quartz tinsel]

What is happening on the left?