🃏・off-topic

[sullen portal]

They are, you don’t see it

Pings for bots or obvious rulebreaking still good - mod mail is for more nuanced or complicated or if for some reason you don’t want to ping publicly

[neat cypress]

Like if someone DMs you something gross

[severe aurora]

so secret police huh?

[vale cliff]

Floof

[zenith sparrow]

Imma just holler "VONNEY!" Until you show up

"VONNEY! Break his knee caps"

[vale cliff]

This over femboy “milk” anyday

[storm condor]

TWO

I knowwww you're stealinggggg

[vale cliff]

More like potato einstein

[neat cypress]

please happen 🙏

[carmine moss]

Hey folks, today with another golden stake Balatro-

[astral scroll]

What if thunk makes a 6th legendary joker wich is just chad and photos ability in one joker

That would be awesome

[neat cypress]

trib

[vale cliff]

Bring fusion jokers back and add photochad

[astral scroll]

What is the off topic chanel even about

[pale swallow]

Anything

[neat cypress]

Greg?

heffley..?

[lucid shell]

Mythical refrence

[pearl flume]

Please rank the following topic 1-5, with 1 being the best. Today's topic is: Gaming Companies

Bathesda Games Studio
Valve
FromSoftware.Inc
Gamefreak
Electronic Arts

[astral scroll]

1valve
2valve
3valve
4valve
5valve

[vale cliff]

Not Bethesda?

[astral scroll]

Hm: the company that made half life

Idk who this character is but i love this

[vale cliff]

Are they selling these at pop mart?

[zenith sparrow]

Quite puntable

[dense salmon]

wheres server chat?

[lunar salmon]

Touches you

[astral scroll]

Zamn

[zenith sparrow]

What a twist

[neat cypress]

ok they HAVE proven 100% discord will save your ID

[neat cypress]

I want to be bread

[neat cypress]

And give it to ICE

[tawdry carbon]

It wont load

[neat cypress]

secret

[pale swallow]

this essay shit easy af bro

[neat cypress]

submit it like that

[pale swallow]

Nah I need to be verbose to get to 800 words

[zenith sparrow]

Work pic for the day time folks

[neat cypress]

wlited rose emoji

[south ivy]

🥀

[neat cypress]

no not that one

this one

[south ivy]

Which one?

Oh

[zinc turret]

meow

[carmine moss]

Mikobster jumpscare

[proud stag]

https://steamcommunity.com/games/1229490/announcements/detail/494969252845979631

Fraud alerrttttt

:D

[lilac sluice]

Guys what if there is a new joker based on this absractism geometry style art

[ionic skiff]

IM GONNA C

[radiant cosmos]

most probably yeah

perchance

[astral scroll]

X4 mult if hand contains 4 4 cards

That sounds awful dont ever let me design jokers

[quaint solar]

cryptid has this joker

[radiant cosmos]

mr ant tenna youre like 60 years old you dont know how to design jokers

[radiant cosmos]

yeah

[edgy pike]

Ah spoilers

[astral scroll]

Dont worry tenna just hast detachable arms that he can put back on and this was just him showing how cool it looks

And he has 5939 hp so hes fine

[edgy pike]

Ok

[radiant cosmos]

he would say yes

[astral scroll]

Ral

[broken rock]

John

[uncut idol]

I hit a wheel with one polychrome scholar and one basic baseball card. It did not go

[stray topaz]

Jimbo deeznuts

[uncut idol]

...

I'm only giving you nopes on the wheel, and also you only get base Jimbo. No packs will appear ever. It will just be empty. You will always have a soul in every tarot pack you get, but it's useless because there are none.

[broken rock]

My dawg is going to me

For no reason

Why she going to me😭

My bedroom is not interesting

[astral scroll]

what the FUCK is the steam horse fest

[ionic skiff]

Hey what are your thoughts on Hex

[astral scroll]

hes cool

i like him alot

[ionic skiff]

Chinese New Year

[astral scroll]

so are all horse related games on steam on sale now

oh my god thats actually what that is

i was joking but it really is

[crisp cape]

I mean why else would they plaster it on the homepage?

[surreal stratus]

what's a good icon for spare rounds

[surreal stratus]

just did a clock

less fat

[bronze snow]

[dense salmon]

What are joker stickers? It's says I have like 7/1200?

[proud venture]

Beating a run grants you a sticker on each joker that you finished the run with

The sticker’s color is based on the stake you played on

There are 150 jokers and 8 stakes, which means 1200 stickers

Winning on gold stake with every joker at least once is needed for the Completionist++ achievement

[lapis locust]

my bf and i played a run and thought of this

[wheat coral]

Bro thinks hes the defect

[carmine moss]

What's this mod

[surreal stratus]

I'm making a game

in lua Love2d

[carmine moss]

Oooh, it looks so peak, what's it about

Also srt, the Font reminded me of Balatro

[carmine moss]

I hate this

[surreal stratus]

It's a roguelike board game

[carmine moss]

Like Monopoly ? Chess ? Checkers ?...

[surreal stratus]

well you kinda create your own board

the whole gameplay is similar to balatro

you gain as much stats as possible in a round

and then you try to defeat the enemy

artifacts, dice and tiles have abilities that can help you

[unborn swift]

https://x.com/monarchaip/status/2025128213387628946?s=46 bro this is so cute

AIP (@monarchAIP)

guillotina always doing some shit like this with the homies

X · Feb 21, 2026, 8:39 AM

[astral scroll]

This looks awesome i cant wait to see the finished thing

[proud stag]

TURN BY TURN RPG !

Peak

[foggy wharf]

since when did dragon ball have sexy wolves?

why the billboard

[zenith sparrow]

Since Goku did a fucky-wucky in Super that prompted a tournament with the multiverses

Bergamo is a shady ahh poison user, just like Frost

[signal kraken]

this some gay shit

[zenith sparrow]

Me when blobfeesh

[boreal zealot]

this is.. special!!

[broken rock]

I'm itching asf

I can't sleep

😭

[north surge]

Frying pan

[zenith sparrow]

Time for Slavic ritual

Cheeki Breeki dance

[broken rock]

And it's already morning

Anyways

Good morning chat

[hollow eagle]

how do you know if your suggestion has been considered yalls

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1472027572387844292

[zenith sparrow]

I have no idea. Mine was based on the success of yours

#1474683446952726609

[hollow eagle]

ts seems fire actually

[zenith sparrow]

"A spy has entered the base"

[vale cliff]

Wild cards have the unique privilege of getting disabled by four boss blinds

[hollow eagle]

i do think some wc would get bullied 😭

[vale cliff]

Ooh, how about stones?

[hollow eagle]

YES

🏳️‍🌈 people are polychrome

[zenith sparrow]

Fuck it, just balatro every role

[hollow eagle]

i feel like the mods wouldnt want that many roles tho

[zenith sparrow]

Bi people are mult

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were to have a legend or myth based upon yourself (like a cryptid or theory), what would you like it to be ?

[hollow eagle]

true bala fans are lucky cards

[vale cliff]

Wait, why?

[hollow eagle]

cryptid like the balatro mod
definitely something with legacy, like destroying the internet

[hollow eagle]

i would definitely be a stone

[tame juniper]

I would sell my soul for Jimball to be added to 1.1

[vale cliff]

Why would bi people be mult?

[tame juniper]

Just look at that

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[pale cedar]

[tame juniper]

That is one image

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[edgy pike]

Hello people

[dry temple]

frutevil aero

[edgy pike]

?

[drifting ridge]

best i can do is "Cash Out: 9$"

[zenith sparrow]

:( dang it

[zenith sparrow]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole 🎶

Balatrocraft

Craftlatro

[hollow eagle]

we*

[hollow eagle]

a rare diamond appearence

[zenith sparrow]

Me after a drinkypoo

[mellow raven]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

[zenith sparrow]

Oui

[stray topaz]

Have you cuddled your wife today?

[zenith sparrow]

Non :( I had to go in to work early

18 hour shift tonight

[edgy pike]

Wait you can?

[edgy pike]

How rare is it?

[hollow eagle]

pretty uncommon

[edgy pike]

Damn

[zenith sparrow]

@tame juniper #🎙・server-chat message

One of my more tame stories

I didn't wanna make another instance of it, pls forgive for the ping

[tame juniper]

That's... Disturbing but hilarious

[zenith sparrow]

I made direct eye contact the whole time

Because where else was I supposed to look

[tame juniper]

Down, obviously /j

[dusty breach]

No down was the right answer

-# XD

[zenith sparrow]

He was taller than the counter I stood behind too

So, it was just all up in my peripheral vision

And HEELS

He wore HEELS

I mean, good for him, BUT I'M ALREADY SHORT

[mortal perch]

This is an unedited image

[zenith sparrow]

Me most of the time

[tame juniper]

Whatever you get paid isn't nearly enough for that shit

[dusty breach]

I’m just so confused why he decided to do that though, were they sober orrr??

[zenith sparrow]

100% sober

[dusty breach]

Cause that’s just straight up harassment no frosting or nothing

[mortal perch]

He looks so undimensional

[dusty breach]

Tbh I could never be in that position I’m sorry you had to go through that

[mortal perch]

Like hes not meant for this world

[zenith sparrow]

My other coworker was absolutely scarred and it was hilarious

[tame juniper]

I should PM you some of my AV stories

[zenith sparrow]

I've seen too much to be phased by anything these days

[zenith sparrow]

Do it

[dusty breach]

Like don’t get me wrong I’m desensitized to that kind of thing but like COME ON bro

[zenith sparrow]

I had to be professional and not make jokes, but I was DYING to crack a few off

[dusty breach]

I mean as long as customers ain’t around I’d just let loose lmao

[zenith sparrow]

Oh no, there were other customers too

[dusty breach]

Darn XD

[tame juniper]

I almost got kidnapped by a pedo hiding in a Nashville alley at 15 (I was in an apprenticeship) and my boss wanted to get into a fistfight with the guy

[dusty breach]

Oh my goodness

[zenith sparrow]

That's a pretty solid contender

[dusty breach]

Wow holy shit I’m glad your okay that’s extremely scary

[tame juniper]

Here I am almost 9 years later

[zenith sparrow]

Outside of work, I'd have that one beat. But just work related, you win.

[dusty breach]

Compared to yall my life is hella boring

[zenith sparrow]

GOOD

[tame juniper]

Whole damn city is cursed. ||Two blocks later: "Wanna buy some LSD?"||

[zenith sparrow]

PFFT

[tame juniper]

Me

[zenith sparrow]

Also, maybe spoiler this one just to be safe

[dusty breach]

Good call

[zenith sparrow]

One piece has some solid emotes

I don't wanna break any rules because now I'm trauma-bonding

[tame juniper]

Moral of the story: Stay out of Nashville 🤣

[zenith sparrow]

I KNEW IT HAD TO BE TENNESSEE

Y'all are the only ones that come close to Louisiana. My old job was outside of Shreveport

[dusty breach]

Is that the kind of crap that happens out there? Man I’ve got it easy

[tame juniper]

I live in Virginia. The event was there

[zenith sparrow]

Virginia.. or West Virginia?

narrows eyes

[tame juniper]

Not WV

[dusty breach]

Missouri over here but I won’t get more specific

Not here at least

[zenith sparrow]

You live in the lame one then

[zenith sparrow]

Missouri, more like Misery

[dusty breach]

You have no idea how true that statement is

I want to move out so bad

[zenith sparrow]

At least you don't live in Indiana

Poor bastards

[tame juniper]

There's St. Louis, Kansas City, and going through it

[dusty breach]

My dream is to go up north to like Seattle or something and start a new life there

[zenith sparrow]

Brb, gotta swap the machines over

[tame juniper]

Ohio and Indiana are just places you go through

[dusty breach]

Have fun 😛

I wanna visit Ohio some time

I wanna try skyline

[tame juniper]

Would've went to Cleveland for a Rush concert if nosebleeds weren't $600 each

[dusty breach]

Goddamn

That ain’t worth it for me, no matter the artist/band

[tame juniper]

50th anniversary farewell tour

[dusty breach]

Ohhhhhhhhh

Oh shit I forgot they’re all done

[tame juniper]

But $600 a piece for nosebleeds? No thanks

[dusty breach]

Yeah I agree with you there

[tame juniper]

Or ||$3,700|| for stageside

[dusty breach]

😬

Jesus

[edgy pike]

I’m assuming the nosebleed you are talking about is different than when your nose starts bleeding

[tame juniper]

My dad likes them too, so that, transportation, food, and lodging would be about $10k total

[tame juniper]

Shitty concert seats

[dusty breach]

Nosebleeds refers to the seats at shows or sporting events waaaaaaaaaay away from the stage or whatever

Like almost as far as can be

They’re way crappier seats but they cost significantly less

[vocal sail]

we love high altitudes

[edgy pike]

Oh yeah the ones that are really high up?

[tame juniper]

Yep

[edgy pike]

I don’t

[tame juniper]

Needless to say, I didn't go

Geddy Lee actually inspired me to pick up the bass

[vocal sail]

not including you ♥️

[edgy pike]

?

[dusty breach]

That’s fair, I wouldn’t have either
That being said I’m not really a concert gal or anything but still

I don’t wanna spend that much money for something like that personally

[tame juniper]

Agreed

[tame juniper]

Permission to run /nick Darkscythe, friend of Daisy?

[dusty breach]

Sure I don’t mind :3

[tame juniper]

Thanks

[zenith sparrow]

This change will have the server in an uproar, y'know

[zenith sparrow]

Everyone want to be your friend

[tame juniper]

Except those I hit with a 🥫

[zenith sparrow]

You've hit me with plenty and I still fren

Horse

[tame juniper]

Fair point

[zenith sparrow]

Now recruiting for the unofficial wild card role

Simply just add [Wild Card] your name and bingo bango bongo.. bish bash bosh. You're in.

[stray topaz]

Currently recruiting for unofficial ride the piss despiser

[zenith sparrow]

Shadow Wizard Money Gang

[tame juniper]

Only used it once: 15-minute City challenge sticks you with an Eternal one

[stray topaz]

Welcome to the gang

[tame juniper]

Hot take: Grimbo is overhyped

[simple sandal]

@rugged plume sorry for the tag

oh, you already get it

[stray topaz]

Not hot take

[zenith sparrow]

Hot take:

[zenith sparrow]

"You gotta storm the beaches of Normandy!" On Total Drama: Action!!!!

[slender terrace]

WAIT!

can we self promote here for artists orrr

i wanna do art for a game company some day but i never had the opportunity to build a portfolia

well not here here

in the server

because it's like off topic and that isnt a balatro question or statement so it go in offtopic :P

[zenith sparrow]

I mean, you can try your hand in the #🎨・fan-art channel by submitting art of Balala

[north surge]

[slender terrace]

is that the joker dude

i thought he was just called joker

[zenith sparrow]

Balatro art

[zenith sparrow]

He name Jimbo

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[zenith sparrow]

I made the right decision bringing this heated blanket because it's like 35 outside and this work trailer is not insulated

[zenith sparrow]

Ello

[slender terrace]

so like

everybody asks what is balatro

HOW is balatro

[zenith sparrow]

How is balatro

But nobody ever asks

WHO is balatro

[slender terrace]

who is balatro

but nobody ever asks

WHY is balatro

[zenith sparrow]

Why is balatro

But nobody ever asks

WHEN IS BALATRO

[slender terrace]

that's actually a very good question^

when balatro 2

jk

unless

[zenith sparrow]

Sus amogus fade in

[slender terrace]

[zenith sparrow]

GahDAYUM

[slender terrace]

question

[zenith sparrow]

Answer

[slender terrace]

does balatro off topic chat assist with self introspection

[zenith sparrow]

Wouldn't know, never bought that DLC

[slender terrace]

HA

i'm just curious about how i could start building some self pride because my parents never told me they were proud of me

and i know that i'm HIM

what is that

[zenith sparrow]

Ignore nose

Nobody knows what nose is on

[slender terrace]

aight

[zenith sparrow]

Nobody knows, nose

[slender terrace]

like whatever you're on though

[zenith sparrow]

Well, I'm proud of you

[slender terrace]

can i have some

for-

what

[zenith sparrow]

You made it this far, right?

[slender terrace]

yuh

you is right

[zenith sparrow]

That's something to be proud of

Nose what the fuck

I'm tryna be inspirational and shit

[slender terrace]

they got banned>?

[zenith sparrow]

Make me kiss your forehead

[slender terrace]

what happened all their messages dissappeared

[zenith sparrow]

ALL of them?

[slender terrace]

hold

[zenith sparrow]

Nose?..

[slender terrace]

all that i can see yea

@severe aurora u good

i think he got local nuked

[zenith sparrow]

Oh no, I think the mods figured it out

[slender terrace]

aw shit

[zenith sparrow]

Mods, free my homie nose

[slender terrace]

he was funny though

[zenith sparrow]

Please

[vale cliff]

Says they’re still here

[slender terrace]

free gojo till it's backwards

[vale cliff]

Shares a mutual server still

[zenith sparrow]

Yeah, but all images gone

[stray topaz]

What happened?

[slender terrace]

maybe he got muted

[stray topaz]

What did he say?

[zenith sparrow]

Just posted funnee picture

[slender terrace]

oh wait

[zenith sparrow]

Then boom, Bravo six going dark

[slender terrace]

might have summin to do with no pictures

[zenith sparrow]

Yeah, we WERE kinda exploiting a temporary loophole

[slender terrace]

nah

HE was

we were laughing at it

[stray topaz]

That milks lover guy should also be muted

For posting funny pics

[zenith sparrow]

Now I'm sad

:(

[stray topaz]

Sad what?

[zenith sparrow]

No funnee pics to cure the depresso

[slender terrace]

so like

i can help

[zenith sparrow]

I'm isolated in a trailer at night by the woods

[slender terrace]

i have funnies

[stray topaz]

Funny pics = porn pics i mean

[slender terrace]

WHOA

THATS NOT FUNNY

[zenith sparrow]

Scawy

[stray topaz]

They posted some weird stuffs several times

Just that we never reported so they got away

[zenith sparrow]

I'm going to test a hypothesis

[slender terrace]

UH

[vale cliff]

Did bignose post nsfw???

[zenith sparrow]

If I get got, whoopsie-daisy

[slender terrace]

a scientific experiment if you will

[zenith sparrow]

Jimballin'

[vale cliff]

a scientific sexperiment if you will

[zenith sparrow]

Damn, what did he DO

[slender terrace]

whoa whoa calm down sexter

[zenith sparrow]

Sexperimentation

[stray topaz]

Idk i wasnt here but judging from his usual behaviour probably something quite suggestive, not nsfw yet

[zenith sparrow]

It was the usual anime creature they used looking at a shadow of some sort

[neat cypress]

What happened?

[zenith sparrow]

There was text in the shadow but I looked away and then it was gone

[slender terrace]

oh i just thought of a nasty bypass

[zenith sparrow]

Pls no say

[slender terrace]

i won't say anything

yea no

[zenith sparrow]

Yes thanki

[slender terrace]

i'm not that stupid

[zenith sparrow]

I meannnnn

[neat cypress]

You should say it :3

[slender terrace]

no

[zenith sparrow]

Shakaka

[neat cypress]

Coward

[zenith sparrow]

Nuked

[slender terrace]

you know that shit was NOT the wind

no i deleted it

[zenith sparrow]

Yeh, I farded

It was not the wind

I broke wind

[slender terrace]

i'm gonna say a slur

|| a slur||

[zenith sparrow]

:o

Lewd

[slender terrace]

all of the mods came online all at once LMFAO i'm sorry

my humor is shid

[zenith sparrow]

Mods

I dunno, hi

Wait

[slender terrace]

I dunno, hi

[zenith sparrow]

AYO, VONNEY!

[slender terrace]

|| a glass of lemonade and an eddy is amazing balatro accompaniment ||

[zenith sparrow]

Dang.. No Vonnegut for me

Who am I supposed to hold hands with now :(

[slender terrace]

what if we yell for him loud enough he HAS to come to chat

[zenith sparrow]

U rite

AY, VONNEY!

[slender terrace]

VONNEGUT

vonney!

[zenith sparrow]

Ight, joke's over

[slender terrace]

aight

so what now

[zenith sparrow]

Don't wanna do it too much

Uh.. I dunno. I'm not used to people being online at night

[slender terrace]

it's 2 am for me lol

[zenith sparrow]

2:30

[slender terrace]

aye time zone buddies

[stray topaz]

When will you cuddle your wife @zenith sparrow

[zenith sparrow]

Probably tonight since I'm off

[slender terrace]

that's an amazing suggestion but @torn yacht is outside chopping wood rn

[zenith sparrow]

Newt got wood

👀

[slender terrace]

...

[stray topaz]

What is it like to have a wife tho?

[slender terrace]

oh shit she's here

[stray topaz]

Is it different from having a gf

[torn yacht]

Yes

[zenith sparrow]

My wife isn't the "standard" wife.. so, absolutely peaceful

[slender terrace]

i can confirm

[zenith sparrow]

Oak or pine

[slender terrace]

birch, that's rude 🙄

[torn yacht]

Neither apple and willow

[zenith sparrow]

Willow is nice

[torn yacht]

Yeah, we need to burn through last year's tree trimmings

[zenith sparrow]

Surprised you're not shredding for mulch/compost

[torn yacht]

So me and @slender terrace had a winter camp fire

[slender terrace]

we don't have the stuff for that currently

[storm condor]

i feel like wood types and bloodtypes lowkey linked together

[zenith sparrow]

Fireeee

[slender terrace]

it was lwky amazing

[zenith sparrow]

O+, go

[slender terrace]

i don't know my blood typ

[torn yacht]

Don't have a wood chipper sadly

[storm condor]

i had a blood test recently, so i could probably check

[zenith sparrow]

If you're mechanically savvy, you could probably make one

[slender terrace]

you know

they're onto something

[torn yacht]

Yeah but we dont have very many power tools or the funds to work towards that just yet

[slender terrace]

employment SUCKS in our area

[torn yacht]

Yeah....

[zenith sparrow]

If you don't know how to weld, compromise by slotting metal beams into each other and fastening with grade 8 bolts

No scrapyards?

[torn yacht]

Yah yeah, its been a while since ive been to the yard store in a while

Yeah, something to look into

[zenith sparrow]

I can spitball ideas if you ever need

Improvisation is my specialty

[stray topaz]

[torn yacht]

Yeah, my old man and I did wood working projects all the time. I also went to tech school for a 2 year drafting program

[zenith sparrow]

Oh heck yeah

[torn yacht]

[torn yacht]

Oh and I do miniature work

[zenith sparrow]

:0

[torn yacht]

My work in progress terrain set for war games

[inner dome]

Are those tilted towers

[slender terrace]

i watched her put all of that together

[slender terrace]

no

they're warhammer you short stack

[inner dome]

[torn yacht]

[inner dome]

How it feels to be 5'7 around children

[zenith sparrow]

Your opinion on Krieg Korpsmen

[torn yacht]

Not a huge fan of guard, krieg is the exception

Im more of a necrons girly

[slender terrace]

it looks much more detailed IRL

[zenith sparrow]

Saucy machines

[slender terrace]

try your macro lens hun

[radiant cosmos]

🐎

[torn yacht]

Yeah, I love the canoptiks

[radiant cosmos]

since when theres a steam horse fest

WHY IS IT JUST HORSE GAMES

[torn yacht]

Horse fest

[radiant cosmos]

yeah but have you considered

[torn yacht]

Yes I have intimately, I am trans actually 🏳️‍⚧️

[radiant cosmos]

peak

[slender terrace]

uh

why didn't you tell me

[radiant cosmos]

mfs cant open a profile

[zenith sparrow]

Sus

[torn yacht]

[slender terrace]

i've been dating her for years, i know she's trans

mfs can't understand a joke

[radiant cosmos]

grrr i die

[zenith sparrow]

Lack of communication in modern relationships smh

[torn yacht]

You were the one who made me realize i was trans you goober

[zenith sparrow]

:0

[slender terrace]

what? who said so?

it's not like i'm trans too

(our house is a train station)

[zenith sparrow]

You got goober'd

[slender terrace]

NO I DINNIT

she's the goober

[torn yacht]

Yeah you did

[radiant cosmos]

this is why the internet sucks 😢 im too stupid to see if someone is joking

[slender terrace]

[zenith sparrow]

You bof goober

[slender terrace]

it's alright, it's difficult to tell without diction

[radiant cosmos]

i will now revert to natsuki in self defense

[slender terrace]

NO

no joke about that

we do NOT take mental health as a joke

[zenith sparrow]

Monika moment

[slender terrace]

I will not tolerate it

[zenith sparrow]

Otay :(

[radiant cosmos]

what

[slender terrace]

(I have no power here what so ever)

OH

THEY MEANT PROFILE

HAHAHA

mb gng

[zenith sparrow]

Newt

Go hug the goober

[radiant cosmos]

i also think you mixed up natsuki with sayori or yuri

shes the only one who doesnt kill herself

😼

[zenith sparrow]

I prefer destabilizing the fabric of reality

[radiant cosmos]

spoilers ig

[zenith sparrow]

If someone hasn't played a game that's nearly a decade old

[slender terrace]

no i know about DDLC

[radiant cosmos]

yyeah

[slender terrace]

it's just like

i did mix them up and i view any form of feedback as personal attacks ,heyo!

that's my bad!

[torn yacht]

ON IT

[slender terrace]

WHAT HAV?E YOU DONe

[zenith sparrow]

YES

I HAVE POWER

[radiant cosmos]

wait are you two matching

im so fucking stupid

[torn yacht]

Hug secures 🫂

[zenith sparrow]

highfive

[slender terrace]

hug secured

[torn yacht]

🙏

[slender terrace]

yes we're doing a scene from the newest episode of jjk

i'm not spoiling it

PFFt

are you autistic by any chance

[zenith sparrow]

They kiss

[slender terrace]

on any sort of spectrum

[radiant cosmos]

possibly

[slender terrace]

no kissy ❌ overstimmy

[zenith sparrow]

If you're acoustic, try being more electric

[radiant cosmos]

does this count

[slender terrace]

AAAAAAA

i love this

[radiant cosmos]

i have another shrine in my classroom

[slender terrace]

SHRINE??

[zenith sparrow]

The smileys are vaguely threatening

[radiant cosmos]

yes on the wall

for everyone to see

[slender terrace]

I got a weird question

[radiant cosmos]

new additions to shrine

[slender terrace]

nevermind

[zenith sparrow]

Mf baldi

[slender terrace]

nevermind i don't wanna be on the shrine

[radiant cosmos]

youre going on the shrine

[slender terrace]

|| this was my plan all along||

[zenith sparrow]

@torn yacht Next assignment: Shrine the goober

[torn yacht]

Hey bandit

[radiant cosmos]

heh,,, i know a tsundere when i see one dw

[zenith sparrow]

Yeah?

[torn yacht]

More minatures im proud of

[slender terrace]

wow hunny you're blessing us tonight!

[radiant cosmos]

no its water daniel

[zenith sparrow]

Very impressive, but I see no shovel boys

[radiant cosmos]

it says it right there

"Water Daniel"

[torn yacht]

Again not a guard player

[slender terrace]

-# nyehehehe

[torn yacht]

Im using this as a pfp in the near future

[zenith sparrow]

Buwg

[slender terrace]

not if i do it first

[torn yacht]

Yeah I don't collect guard

[zenith sparrow]

Heartbreak

[radiant cosmos]

cat by Cousin™

[slender terrace]

SHAW

[torn yacht]

I have necrons, ad mech, some space marines(from bundle boxes), and the flesh eater courts

[slender terrace]

and i have unfinished tyranids and stormcasts

[zenith sparrow]

La creatura

[slender terrace]

le*

[zenith sparrow]

I was using spanchish :(

[radiant cosmos]

no no, its "la creatura"

[slender terrace]

soy creatura

[radiant cosmos]

tu sei la creatura

[slender terrace]

no entiendo espanol

[radiant cosmos]

congratulazioni

[zenith sparrow]

No soy, only protein

[slender terrace]

what about almonds? eats a spoonful of peanut butter

[radiant cosmos]

what about avocado

or apples

[slender terrace]

thanks....

[zenith sparrow]

You are what you eat

[slender terrace]

APPLE JUICE?!?!

[radiant cosmos]

i eat like 2000 apples a day

[zenith sparrow]

Newt, what are you

👀

[slender terrace]

gng is tryna expose me fw

[radiant cosmos]

i live in a rural part of town with my own apple trees so i just go and grab them

[torn yacht]

Last thing I ate was a burrito

[zenith sparrow]

Damn..

[radiant cosmos]

what about the first thing you ate

[zenith sparrow]

Probably another burrito

[torn yacht]

Nah

Taco

[zenith sparrow]

My homie

[slender terrace]

they ate their gramma

[radiant cosmos]

guys whats inside

[zenith sparrow]

‽‽‽

[slender terrace]

idk they went to their gramma's and only her came back so

[zenith sparrow]

Free xp

[torn yacht]

🐈

[radiant cosmos]

no i see cats

[slender terrace]

wait is that mfing fallout

[zenith sparrow]

Shredder says otherwise

[radiant cosmos]

presumably

[zenith sparrow]

I see paste

[radiant cosmos]

perchance

[radiant cosmos]

i see my own kind

[zenith sparrow]

I play raider/merc type runs now

Preston got on my nerves too many times

[radiant cosmos]

also related to cats, yesterday i was getting to mad playing fnaf 4 i just started meowing

what does that mean for me

[zenith sparrow]

Acoustic

[radiant cosmos]

mmh

perchance

[zenith sparrow]

Be. Electric.

I want fallout textures for balala now

[radiant cosmos]

why would you put your full birthday and full name on discord

i just noticed that

[zenith sparrow]

It was for business reasons

[radiant cosmos]

what if the evil evils you

[zenith sparrow]

There now nobody can have my poverty

[radiant cosmos]

i was gonna send you -1000 money on paypal

[zenith sparrow]

My bank account has no more than 3 dollars in it at any point in time

Even on payday, they about about.. 5 minutes before all of my money is gone

[radiant cosmos]

ye but you couldve had

-997 dollars

[zenith sparrow]

I'm already negative

[radiant cosmos]

then less than -1000

[storm condor]

dude just buy more money

[zenith sparrow]

Relax, I'll get money at the end of the round (life)

[slender terrace]

@torn yacht

can you move to a different corner i gotta use the toilet-

[torn yacht]

[zenith sparrow]

Dang

That spider must've just happened

[torn yacht]

What about this?

[slender terrace]

well i did see ONE spider

[zenith sparrow]

Inside that spider

Was more spider

[torn yacht]

That tends to happen

[zenith sparrow]

Spider pegante

Peganant

Pegasus

[radiant cosmos]

pregnant?

waaow

what about

[zenith sparrow]

Is she 🐴

[radiant cosmos]

no she is .mpreg

[zenith sparrow]

Ah, a solid file type

[radiant cosmos]

yes

[slender terrace]

i ahet this damn domain

does anyone play is shit impact

[radiant cosmos]

what domain

[zenith sparrow]

hwat

[radiant cosmos]

im lost i was thinking abput mpreg

[proven totem]

Wha 😭

[radiant cosmos]

girl needs

[slender terrace]

moonchild's treasures, it's new with nod krai

[torn yacht]

Did someone say Pegasus

[zenith sparrow]

Man I sure do love CwD

[zenith sparrow]

Is that a miniature black hole

[slender terrace]

yes

[zenith sparrow]

I

[slender terrace]

and chances are if you see it, you're already dead

[zenith sparrow]

Wh

[torn yacht]

No worse

[proven totem]

… fair

[zenith sparrow]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORSE THAN A BLACK HOLE

[radiant cosmos]

fujoshi comes free with the gender identity

[torn yacht]

Its shrodiner's gat 🔫

[zenith sparrow]

It will either ghetto blasta or not ghetto blasta

[proven totem]

There’s fucking meal deals on gender now?! /j

[torn yacht]

Ita a gun that simultaneously exists yet has not been created yet

[slender terrace]

holy moly

schrodinger's [ ]

[zenith sparrow]

Delicious gender

[zenith sparrow]

👀

[slender terrace]

can i have all of them

[torn yacht]

Yeah basically

[proven totem]

Yeah

[slender terrace]

yay

[zenith sparrow]

Mmm delicious gender fluid

[torn yacht]

We love our gender fluid

[proven totem]

New Energy drink idea /j

[zenith sparrow]

Transmission fluid

[radiant cosmos]

yes yes mmhmh

[slender terrace]

canned trans girl bath water

[zenith sparrow]

You have my attention

[torn yacht]

Transition fluid

[radiant cosmos]

here come the chasers

[zenith sparrow]

Superposition fluid

[slender terrace]

HELP

[proven totem]

Fuck yeah

[slender terrace]

she's tryna [balatro] me

[radiant cosmos]

my inner fujoshi made two randoms meet up

thats how powerful i am

[proven totem]

lol

[slender terrace]

can you do it againwith geto and gojo

[torn yacht]

Yeah the Pegasus is cool its a mech in the ttrpg lancer

[proven totem]

Do I have to buy another different gender to claim the bonus rewards?

[zenith sparrow]

I can help you find one for free

[radiant cosmos]

you can be whatever you want dw its all free

[proven totem]

👍

[zenith sparrow]

Check the lost and found

[proven totem]

-# Ngl, too many words for me to read and understand, sometimes I can’t even read basic English and understand what’s going on 😭

[radiant cosmos]

what about dis

[zenith sparrow]

sorry

[proven totem]

If only… :(

[zenith sparrow]

I am eepy

[radiant cosmos]

look outside your door

[proven totem]

opens door
That’s a lot of estrogen damn

[slender terrace]

@torn yacht

[radiant cosmos]

dont forhet the progesterone

[slender terrace]

estrogen ^

[zenith sparrow]

All this estrogen

And there's there's Bandit

[torn yacht]

Yer?

[radiant cosmos]

you want some too

[slender terrace]

i think bandit is exactly where they wanna be

[slender terrace]

they have estrogen, maybe you can has some ><

[zenith sparrow]

No thanks, gotta keep this dadbod mint condition

[proven totem]

-# ngl I’ve not actually wanted to be a girl.

[torn yacht]

I'd have to consult my psychiatrist on it but yeah i really do wanna start hrt

[radiant cosmos]

dw, i have infinite supplies of all the steroids. collecting every gender and sexuality gives you this power

[slender terrace]

|| i'm gonna fist fight anyone who says anything not nice or respectful ||

[radiant cosmos]

i read that as "im gonna fist"

[zenith sparrow]

Anything not nice or respectful

[torn yacht]

Thanks baby 🏳️‍⚧️

[proven totem]

“Anything not nice or respectful”

[zenith sparrow]

Ight, run them hands

[slender terrace]

band for band

let's go

[zenith sparrow]

I'll do one better

Truck for truck

[slender terrace]

square up

[zenith sparrow]

I know y'all got a truck, I can FEEEEEEL it

[radiant cosmos]

my grandpa does

but like

a farm truck

ehh

you got me right

[zenith sparrow]

My truck pics are gone :(

[slender terrace]

bandIT

you're over here -> our business

you should be here -> your business

[radiant cosmos]

okay but have you considered the following

[slender terrace]

:0

[proven totem]

Yes

[slender terrace]

[proven totem]

I have

Where can I buy this

/j

[radiant cosmos]

google.com

[zenith sparrow]

:(

I'll skedaddle, then

[radiant cosmos]

fnaf 4 is so scaarryyyy,,,,,

[proven totem]

Bye bye 👋

[zenith sparrow]

Sorry

[slender terrace]

[slender terrace]

B I G G E ON

[storm condor]

Holy peak

[radiant cosmos]

ikr

[torn yacht]

Indeed

[storm condor]

Even more peak ❤️‍🩹

[simple sandal]

me and burnt joker

[tawdry carbon]

@manic osprey get

ed

[radiant cosmos]

stop bunnying around

[stray topaz]

Cute

[proven totem]

me... probably

[radiant cosmos]

us... actually

[proven totem]

wait no

thats you

this is me

[carmine moss]

I WANT MORE YURI, SEND ME YOUR WHOLE STOCK

[carmine moss]

Top #4 songs to play while hungry

[radiant cosmos]

sure girl

the girls yearn

for yuri

[broken rock]

Hello chat

[radiant cosmos]

computer

send girls kissing art

[vapid reef]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[carmine moss]

Accurate

[carmine moss]

TOUHOU SPOTTED

[vale cliff]

😭

Why did I think the rabbit was facing away for a second

I thought her back was breasts

[proven totem]

silly :P

[cosmic night]

So much gay in hereeeee

Big fan

[radiant cosmos]

big fan of myself too

[proven totem]

Im a big fan of cool things

[cosmic night]

Niceeee

[radiant cosmos]

cool things like dis

[fiery meadow]

Who’s gonna win the hockey game

[cosmic night]

Now this is batro

[radiant cosmos]

warm rivals

[proven totem]

I choose option 3

I have no clue what that option is

But i choose it

[radiant cosmos]

its propose

[cosmic night]

Play a game of magic i was gonna say

[vale cliff]

Pee in their mouth

[proven totem]

Peak idea

[radiant cosmos]

thats a weird fetish

[proven totem]

It is

[radiant cosmos]

i dislike this

[cosmic night]

That or paint tyranids. Honestly it could be both

[proven totem]

I would do both

[radiant cosmos]

or draw bunnies

or draw cats

[cosmic night]

Oooooh yes yes

Tick the boxes

[radiant cosmos]

mmh what about

playing fnaf 4

[cosmic night]

Fuck i honestly was just gonna jump in, get the spectrans mod and dip

[radiant cosmos]

mmnhhh nooo u gotta talk to a lesbian now

[cosmic night]

Oh nooooooo

[radiant cosmos]

fate worse than death

[cosmic night]

Already have twooo

[radiant cosmos]

why not 3

[cosmic night]

Smooth ahahaha

[radiant cosmos]

even baldi said it

you wouldnt wanna make him angry

[cosmic night]

Cant argue that

Might curse my next gold stake run

[radiant cosmos]

but have you really considered the following

[fiery meadow]

USA on the board first!!!!

[vale cliff]

Hey, she look like you

[cosmic night]

Like an instruction manual aha

[radiant cosmos]

lizzo music

guys type "3" to become kitty

[cosmic night]

Wait. That's so much cheaper than all these pills and stuff

3

[radiant cosmos]

ikr

[vale cliff]

Wait, there are kitty pills :3 ?!??

[cosmic night]

Yes uhh something like that

[vale cliff]

Before pic?

[radiant cosmos]

idk

i only have kibty selfies

[vale cliff]

I have a kitty too

But she’s always roaming around at night

[radiant cosmos]

wait tjats not my kibty i found that on twitter

therr

[warm mountain]

is this peak

[proven totem]

3

checks pfp
No way it worked

[neat cypress]

3

[edgy trail]

3

why is there chinese

[neat cypress]

incase the reader is chinese

[radiant cosmos]

ye but i would want an authograph anyways

like its THE batman who doesnt want an autograph from him

[fiery meadow]

Double penalty kill wow

Great game so far

[heavy lichen]

Sure is

[neat cypress]

I've only seen a bit of breaking bad and none of better call saul but isn't Gus gay?

[warm mountain]

3 3 3 3 3 3

[warm mountain]

tahnk you twin

[pearl flume]

Please choose three nouns before clicking the black bar.

||"Noun? Noun? Noun? You want it ? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough money!"

What kind of store is this ?||

[neat cypress]

||A weird petshop||

[astral scroll]

Theres so much yuri and cats in this chanel what happend

[neat cypress]

like 90% of the balatro community are trans girls, and a lot of trans girls are also gay catgirls

[astral scroll]

Perkeo is a trans lesbian and in love with canio, who is also trans

Do yall like my headcanon

[vale cliff]

And #🃏・off-topic is #🃏・off-topic

[astral scroll]

On topic chanel when

[neat cypress]

thats just canon

[dull gorge]

natsuki sayori yuri

[proven totem]

Im the other 1%
Yes, 90 + 1 = 100

[neat cypress]

woah

[neat cypress]

❌

natsuki x ME yuri

(I haven't played much ddlc please dont spoil >.<)

not to be confused with natsuke x yuri yuri