🃏・off-topic

[gentle jasper]

COOKED

[hollow eagle]

all organizms we know about*

[vale cliff]

True

We only have DNA as we know it because of the chemicals available on Earth

If aliens had DNA, it would be called something else, because it wouldn’t be the same compound

[foggy wharf]

youre sounding real knowledgeable about aliens

[lunar barn]

You are correct, miss Carmen

But on a more serious note a lot of symbolism heavy media is very often about uncomfortable subjects that you would normally never bring up. So it always confused me why so many people who love said media completely ignore said fact

[wraith garden]

i love enderman farms

i love not having to do much of anything and still getting a fuck ton of exp

literally 0 effort farm

[steep crypt]

||everything about Rien, i cannot describe his subtext, because people will be angry at me||

[quaint solar]

i wonder if localthunk is ok with this (i won't sell it or anythin)

[rocky mist]

snore

😴

[hollow eagle]

this is balatro off topic chat, not a dating app

[hollow eagle]

yeah i think my dog is one of them

[neat cypress]

what the hell happened?

[hollow eagle]

someone posted like their name an age an hobbies and was asking for a friend or sum

idk i stopped reading it after like 2 lines

[neat cypress]

should have pinged me smh

[vale cliff]

Can’t believe you wasted a whole minute not knowing

The rudeness of some people

[severe aurora]

it's just scam bot

[split jackal]

[severe aurora]

ignore and go watch stupid video somewhere else.

[stray topaz]

A friend's friend who got criticized for freeloading her friend all the time got to do a phd in America

Wtf

🙂

Idk the full story

I heard it from my friend tho

🤓

https://youtube.com/shorts/yiRe81Gdnec

[autumn ledge]

Guys I'm so cooked.

[split jackal]

[vale cliff]

😢

No more sandvich

[ornate nebula]

show

[glossy fulcrum]

ill show when i can

[wraith garden]

And now i never have to worry about wasting diamonds on pickaxe repairs again

i still need an axe shovel silk touch pickaxe and sword though

[split jackal]

[glossy fulcrum]

duude

#1465394732371808548

[neat cypress]

oh my god

[stray topaz]

@limpid parcel i just tried the defect ice build + claw

I tanked the boss

😂

Got a ton of focus also

[limpid parcel]

Claw builds r difficult to obtain and take a long time to set up but they are fun when you have em

[stray topaz]

At first i wanted to play lightnight

[limpid parcel]

Rn i am on a run w orange pellets and 2 based cogs so i have at least 10 focus if i do my setup right its inane

Insane

[stray topaz]

I got the lightning strike card, the one costs 3 energy and hit enemies based on the number of channeled lightning orb

But then somehow most of the cards I got was very ice centric

And I also found 3 claws

So I pivoted to claw starting from act 2

[stray topaz]

I think I got only 6 or 8 focus

But

I had the relic that gives more orb slot after 2 turns

[limpid parcel]

I got data disk so thats one more focus and i started with akabeko so im doing alot of front loaded damage which has carried me halfway through act two

[stray topaz]

I feel like the defect is too hard to play in act 1

And the first half act 2

Dont u think so

Or maybe i have skill issue

Iron clad in act 1 is easier

But he gets harder to play in act 2 compared to the silent and the defect

[neat cypress]

be sure to check the website guys there might be some new places near you

[wheat coral]

https://klipy.com/gifs/potatoes-be-like

oh my god

someone call localthunk

the gif search is back

[hollow eagle]

wait

scammer

it dont work

[wheat coral]

it works for me

[hollow eagle]

thats cuz its kilply

tenor doesnt work

[wheat coral]

and discord is moving to klippy

[hollow eagle]

alot of my gifs are tennor

[north summit]

Hasy anyone heard the number go up song?

[hollow eagle]

no

im intrigued now

[north summit]

There's i sent you the link

Tell me if you got it

Something that should be very obvious buy incase you dont realise ITS ALL ONE GUY

[strange breach]

THEY HAVE A COLLAB WITH DBD WHAT

[hollow eagle]

wait

thats ALL ONE GUY

tf

[verbal geyser]

is the bdb thing confirmed? i literally cannot tell if it’s fake

[proud venture]

Ignoring anything being said currently (because I also have no clue what’s going on surrounding it), it’s not that much of a stretch.

There is already a ‘Friends of Jimbo’ card skin collab with DBD. More content isn’t that unlikely

[north summit]

What bdb thing?

[cyan girder]

Supposedly there's a balatro monster going to be added to dbd, idk if it's true tho

[north summit]

I can tell you with 99% certainty gotta be fake

Like no offense if it is real but if for some reason they give BALATRO there own monster but deny THE SCOOBY DOO COLLAB then yea dbd gotta get new directors

[cyan girder]

I'd love to see it in game tbh

[vale cliff]

Dead by daylight…

[vale cliff]

What if it was a skin?

[pearl flume]

Please choose a meal.

[storm condor]

Where's the rubber ducks

[silver lark]

pizzer 😸

[fathom geode]

I'm at a resturant called Dream palasus and they have something called the Dream burger
it looks delisuois, it has a fried egg, bacon, a steak burger, lettus, red tomateo, sushi, and beans on it. But I've been waiting for 2 hours😭
I guess I'm waiting on a dream that'll never come true

[inland horizon]

oobi basics

[toxic belfry]

That sounds deranged in the worst way. beans and sushi? no hate to you, all hate to the offending burger

[delicate bane]

still waiting

[wise prairie]

The Warhammer minis I glued tonight

The leader and second in command for my Krieg unit

[stray topaz]

Meanwhile I think about you

[neat cypress]

i ship it

[vagrant adder]

I fucked Microsoft so hard with this setup

[split acorn]

is that violet evergarden

i might be larping

[vagrant adder]

Nah

[split acorn]

damn it

[stray topaz]

Why is the terminal fedora

Wsl?

[vagrant adder]

Cuz indeed I’m using pure Fedora (WSL could never)

[stray topaz]

Ew

Linux user

I hate linux

[vagrant adder]

For specified: Fedora 43 KDE spin

[stray topaz]

I dont even use windows tbh

🤓

So idek how is it like

[trim vortex]

kill the bot

preferably with fire

@stone grail

[forest night]

baleetra

[autumn tartan]

real

yet i’m still buns at it

😔

what y highest hand

i did this the other day and called up all my friends

was that on purpise

[autumn tartan]

all my friends is like 2 ppl but still

i would do the metas but i’m too stupid

not balatro but look at my baby boy curled up in my lap i’m gonna cry

[hollow eagle]

not bad

[autumn tartan]

thanks bob

[pearl flume]

"Life's short / Why does it take so long ?"

[quaint solar]

guess who
(hint: the hat)

Also, no Minesweeper Plus Mentions?
Lets fix that

[stray topaz]

Ahhhhh

I forgot to fight the heart again

Im stupid

I need a mod

That reminds me to get the shard for heart

Too bad i didn't got offering

[frosty crypt]

Is anyone here good at math?

I have one exercise that I don’t know how to solve exactly :c

[neat cypress]

im good at some math and complete horsehit at some other math :3

[dense hull]

This is not meta

[neat cypress]

Photochad

Also

#🃏・off-topic
look inside
on topic

[neat cypress]

Oh wait

[neat cypress]

@naive anchor

[neat cypress]

ok wait lemme edit this so that the only things that are actually slop are there

[vale cliff]

Wait, did you actually recognize every single franchise on there 😭

[neat cypress]

im saying that there's no such thing as slop

let people enjoy things

like all the shit I recognise aren't slop

even SML and foresaken, I don't like them, but they aren't slop

when i first saw that image it took me way too long to realise it was satire 😢

[split jackal]

how's lain slop leave she alone 😭

[neat cypress]

they have Invincible and better call saul there, it's 100% satire

[neat cypress]

would have been really funny if I kept one thing

[coarse meadow]

max design pro..

[neat cypress]

nah it'd be cookie run

[coarse meadow]

or really anything else as well if you're going for ragebait

[neat cypress]

nope I want to remove everything except cookie run

[warm mountain]

the fuck is tge NBA doing there😭😭😭

[neat cypress]

its bait

[warm mountain]

honestly

i agree with some

[sharp bay]

Invincible is still overrated cuh

[warm mountain]

i know

[neat cypress]

wrong

no such thing as slop, let people enjoy things

[warm mountain]

but some of those things are ass

[sharp bay]

You can enjoy slop. But you cant unslop a slop

[warm mountain]

still it aint no problem with liking bad shit

[neat cypress]

how life feels once I stop hating on things and learn to ignore bait

[warm mountain]

most of the hate comes from the communities not the games

[neat cypress]

subjectively

[split jackal]

[warm mountain]

if almost everyone agrees something is shit its gotta be shit imo

[neat cypress]

i wanna say something but i think i might get in trouble can I dm it to you :3

[warm mountain]

is it a slur

[neat cypress]

NO

[neat cypress]

it's just a joke in somewhat poor taste

[warm mountain]

go ahead

[sharp bay]

Joke slop

Why so sloppy

[vale cliff]

I mean, it’s an opinion

It can’t be wrong

[stray topaz]

My life is slop

I make slop to survive

[neat cypress]

you pull back the arrow before it shoots forwards

if your life feels bad, it's just because you're being pulled back, and soon you'll be launched forwards and cause harm to someone ❤️

[stray topaz]

What is that emo talking

[neat cypress]

yeah close enough

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Get a machine that magically transforms any item into its money equivalent in cold, hard cash

Or

A machine that magically transforms any item back into its essential parts and materials.

[sharp bay]

21 sloppy joes

No mustard

[glad gale]

Big Nate and Charlie Brown in the SAME comic book ✌️🥹 the world is healing ❤️‍🩹🔋🌹

[neat cypress]

WAIT

[serene wharf]

Yo my band class is peak

[neat cypress]

i didn't even realise holy shit

[neat cypress]

when the hell did this happen???

[pearl flume]

I took a nap and had a Wierd ass dream. Warning, Gore.

||I was part of a maid service and we were on like every advertisement platform possible and featured how good we were and making sure everything is dust free once we leave.

But we kept getting hired to clean crime scenes and murders but all the time while we clean we stream so we do the typical "happy vtuber streamer" vibes and act while cleaning up dismembered parts and organs.||

[neat cypress]

oh hell yeah

[glad gale]

The Goty Orchestra set the bar very high, but I'm sure it will be great. Could someone record a video or something of how it went? I'd love to hear it.

[glad gale]

https://bignate.fandom.com/wiki/Charlie_Brown

[neat cypress]

holy peak

[tame juniper]

Am I the only one who would wear a button-down shirt with the Erratic Deck pattern?

[stray topaz]

My winrate on slay the spire is like

Less than 10%

On low ascension

I suck at the game

😂

[serene wharf]

We just got it this morning, when I saw it, I though it was the soundtrack. Turns out it’s not but it’s still a banger

[coarse meadow]

that sounds like it'd be the plot of a really funny anime/manga/manhua

[glossy fulcrum]

uhhh.

[neat cypress]

uhhh.

is there meant to be like

a joke

[cyan girder]

i fucking love these types of pictures

[lapis gate]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

lmfao

[neat cypress]

like it's sorta funny i guess but

not really

[brittle talon]

Both messages are pretty depressing true.

[warm mountain]

twitter really is the biggest shithole ever

[neat cypress]

fuck I have a really funny image of twitter but it is definitely not allowed here

i dont think i need to explain why it's an image of twitter

[brittle talon]

Dms.

[warm mountain]

show

mfs on twitter always end up saying the dumbest shit ever it pisses me off

[neat cypress]

you wanna see it :3

[warm mountain]

how can a website be so bad it decreases your IQ by twenty points if you download it

[brittle talon]

Yes i do.

[neat cypress]

🔥

[brittle talon]

Wait.

Strange.

[brittle talon]

I also can't message you for some reason.

[warm mountain]

i wanna see too actually

[brittle talon]

What did discord fuck up this time.

[warm mountain]

the entire site is fucked up so

[neat cypress]

i could send it to nacho

[neat cypress]

it's like romeo and juliette we're forbidden from talking... 😢

[warm mountain]

i cant dm you either

[brittle talon]

There's nothing in the settings that says you can't though.

[neat cypress]

wait filtering for spam is different

you might have it in settings where only friends can dm you 🤔

[brittle talon]

This is the only other thing that talks about it.

[neat cypress]

i think that's message requests

[signal owl]

german cops seem more fun

[neat cypress]

awww

germany can do no wrong ❤️❤️

[glossy fulcrum]

in fairness

compare this to whats going in america

[neat cypress]

america is worse than germany

[glossy fulcrum]

currently?

i dont doubt it

i don pay attention to germany

[pale swallow]

@cloud mortar reactions to this?

[cloud mortar]

genius

[lunar barn]

And also although diamond might be the "hardest" (most people when they think of metal hardness actually think of stiffness), they aren't the best when it comes to absorbing strong impacts

Additionally even if it can withstand a bullet, it wont absorb much of it's shock and will instead redirect it into you

Which is much less deadly

But still a bad idea

[wheat wagon]

@digital onyx

hi

You said to find you

Done

[digital onyx]

Who is this guy phh I don't know you

[wheat wagon]

sure 😊

[glad gale]

If God had a favorite game it would probably be EarthBound

[glad gale]

Why are they so happy bro 😭

"Aw, shucks. You guys got me, I guess!" Ahh

[lunar barn]

Hardness is a separate property to Strength and Toughness.

Hardness is the measure of how resistant solid matter is to permanent shape change when force is applied.

Strength is a measure of the extent of a materials elastic/plastic ranges.

Toughness of a material is the maximum amount of energy it can absorb before fracturing.

So you'd need a material that's that's very tough, decently strong and decent hard to create a good bullet proof vest. Additionally it'd be best if it was light weighted since, well, you wear it

[signal owl]

because of what comes after! can you imagine what those three good looking people could get up to?

[glad gale]

I can

Judgment?

[signal owl]

lol

[quaint solar]

DEAR GOD

[coarse meadow]

is this minesweeper with negative mines??

[quaint solar]

minesweeper plus

Jorel just announced it today 😭

[willow thicket]

burglar

[warm mountain]

seatttle rahhh

[hollow eagle]

isnt bald eagle meat illegal

[glossy fulcrum]

isnt that a seagull?

[hollow eagle]

idk i thought it was the eagles

i dont watch football or whtevrr

[glossy fulcrum]

well

there is a team called eagles

but thats a different team

okay its not seagulls its seahawks

[warm mountain]

thats the seahawks

legion of boom

i fw that

[warm mountain]

from the biggest and oldest shithole in america bgw

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

??

[fleet bridge]

Why are the balatro blinds emojis ♌♍♎♓⛎♊♉♈♏♐♑♒

♒

Ok on my phone their circles

[glossy fulcrum]

none of these are boss blinds

[fleet bridge]

Oh

I'm an idiot

[glossy fulcrum]

they are zodiac signs

[balmy nimbus]

Go cowboys

[glossy fulcrum]

at ram ranch

[bitter trout]

I'mma go grab a snack, lowk might reroll it

[pastel parcel]

Why is it TS expensive 😭😭

[foggy wharf]

idk, but I assume trump

[glossy fulcrum]

fair assumotion

(not even american currency)

[delicate glen]

what yall know about nubby's

[ionic skiff]

What is the BOB doing

[foggy wharf]

gang do you ever feel like if you think about something too hard you will start getting ads for it or an algorithm around it?

[vale cliff]

No, because this is literally true

[foggy wharf]

bob is homophobic

or freakin out

[vale cliff]

Why?

Who are those people

[olive hull]

what is this mod called?

[acoustic geode]

I think it's the Joker Display mod

[dreamy lotus]

yes

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

Someone wants to make a statue of you, what do you want your pose to be and what will be written on the plaque ?

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vale cliff]

hi

[foggy wharf]

hi

meow

[dreamy lotus]

meow

[quiet wind]

Why Did Richtofen Need the Gersh Device?

[split acorn]

greatest day in champions league history

holy

i wish for every day to be like this

[stray topaz]

What is that

[split acorn]

football

or soccer

whatever you call it

[wheat totem]

did anyone get a random friend invite from someone named CLAFTI

[dreamy lotus]

got friended by baseball card guy

[stray topaz]

Baseball card guy is my enemy

[dreamy lotus]

@atomic glen

who are you

[atomic glen]

Thoust express thy felterings in a humble but abrupt manner

[vale cliff]

Someone

[forest night]

Eh bien, all I have here is a girl and her gun

[glossy fulcrum]

he pets me so i like him

[dreamy lotus]

hi silly f

[glossy fulcrum]

hai :3

[dreamy lotus]

hewwo

how are you

[glossy fulcrum]

mmmm

a little sad

buuut

we cringe on

[dreamy lotus]

fair enough

hope you feel better soon

[glossy fulcrum]

ty :3

[dreamy lotus]

yessir

[glossy fulcrum]

i need to do uhhhhhh homework right

idk

[dreamy lotus]

what time is it for you?

[glossy fulcrum]

1111

[dreamy lotus]

ahh same timezone as me

i wish i was asleep

but i cannot rest

[glossy fulcrum]

waiw

mst fellow

but yea

[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

[glossy fulcrum]

i gotta sleep by 12

purely for personal goals

[dreamy lotus]

fair enough

oh wait i misread

there's one more 1 than i thought there was

i'm ahead of you

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

11:11

heah

meow

[dreamy lotus]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[dreamy lotus]

i wish someone could just make me sleep and then i'd heal overnight

[glossy fulcrum]

need a giy who'd choke me to sleep

sorry

[dreamy lotus]

ooookay

😭

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry im freaky

[dreamy lotus]

those are inside thoughts for dms not the server

tsk tsk

[glossy fulcrum]

true teie

true

[dreamy lotus]

never would've thought

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[dreamy lotus]

can't win with...

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

paw licking f

urries

[mellow raven]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy fulcrum]

hai

:3

[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[dreamy lotus]

ughh

i have no one to talk to

[raw flower]

Hello

[forest night]

la beouf

[pearl flume]

"Being lonely is only lonely if you don't want to be."

[stray topaz]

Ive read

[glossy fulcrum]

wrong! its still lonely, just doesnt feel bad

[crude plinth]

And here’s the shitter:

[dreamy lotus]

will do

[lunar barn]

Im just doing my part

[hollow eagle]

bitch

[cloud ravine]

hiya

do technical issues go to #1200105253559873707 as well? i doubt my problem would really count as a bug

[proud venture]

you can do a bit of a search in #1200105253559873707 before making the post, might find a resolution

[stray topaz]

@limpid parcel i just tried playing physical dmg defect

The build that sacrifices focus

I didnt get many plasma source tho

.-.

[proud venture]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[hollow eagle]

was kai cenat giving 2500 to every follower??

[proud venture]

probably

[severe aurora]

give debt.

[hollow eagle]

ok

[split jackal]

[raw flower]

Egg

[split jackal]

[split jackal]

Egg

[raw flower]

Egg

[raw flower]

[split jackal]

Egg

[raw flower]

Egg

[split jackal]

[raw flower]

+3$ sell value

[hollow eagle]

eg

[raw flower]

[raw flower]

e

[hollow eagle]

⠀

[hollow eagle]

[raw flower]

Oh.

[raw flower]

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You get a chip that lets you play any song, anywhere, anytime in your head at any volume, bass, reverb, instrumental, acapella, etc features.

But

Every 100 songs triggers an ad beamed straight into your eyes and ears.

[coarse meadow]

it depends on the volume/length of the ads and if replays count as "new songs"

also, is it like a chip in your brain?

[static sail]

[cloud light]

dang we got the official playstack account in here shitposting? good stuff

[limpid parcel]

Ooh that ond is fun i havent done it much tho

[warm mountain]

TRUBIN 98TH MINUTE TO KICK MADRID OUT OF THE QUALIFICATION SPOTS

fuck bodo/glimt btw

aupa atleti

[severe aurora]

any estimate timeline for fix some samsung device problem?
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1376679056489316422
seems almost reaching years that already affect sales a lot.
and not yet been solved from either samsung one UI or gpu driver provider sides.

[wheat coral]

hi Playstack will you 1v1 me in tf2

[severe aurora]

and were already burn out long time ago

[static sail]

The A55? We're in touch with Samsung, they released a patch that made the game compatible again but still glitchy. Not helpful, but we're working with them to try and get it sorted.

[static sail]

Nah, too busy

[wheat coral]

I hate my stupid chud life

[severe aurora]

thanks for that. were guess they're power saving or display side processing glitch the issues but never solved from they're game profile side so.. i was worried that might be 'forever won't fix gpu driver side issues'.
somehow it working fine in my really old mali and adreno devices side that not using modern samsung one UI things.

[severe aurora]

🍞

[raw flower]

Hi Playstack

[warm mountain]

I BEAT GERSON

[chrome wedge]

my brother is playing Block Blast™

him is crazy

[brittle talon]

My love for you is deeper than the deepest ocean.

[foggy wharf]

@soft cedar weird little guy aren't ya

[soft cedar]

I'm literally Bulgarian

[wheat coral]

maybe suicide is an option

[brittle talon]

Take the dome, coward.

[wheat coral]

i did

i do have a bottled apotheosis

################

2TX9F1GHHGVGT

[wild bobcat]

fortnite

[random rose]

Hello salsa from mother 3 for the gba

[wild bobcat]

femboys?

bogos binted?

[warm raven]

vorp?

[glossy fulcrum]

meow~!

[glossy fulcrum]

im not

[wheat coral]

This is false

[dreamy lotus]

is it

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

theres quite a lot of trans people here tho

thats cool

[dreamy lotus]

🔥

[warm mountain]

ew

[wild bobcat]

I agree

[warm mountain]

hell yeah

[regal laurel]

Jimboys

[glad gale]

Got these wheels by trading. Does someone know how rare these are? I heard Titanium White is the most valuable color in Rocket League

[hollow eagle]

i thought rl stopped trading

[ionic skiff]

https://fxtwitter.com/keithjohnstack/status/2016887672204083639?s=20

KEITHSTACK.COM (@keithjohnstack)

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Stand ready for their arrival, worms.

[split acorn]

haha visca barca

[inland summit]

They aint worth nish anymore

[chrome wedge]

Did you see the Real Madrid game?

[inland summit]

Goal keeper scoring

And that made them qualify for the play offs

Insane seens

[chrome wedge]

🐴 Horse

[split acorn]

nj so ass at hockey

best pizza tho

🤷‍♂️

[chrome wedge]

We ♥️ Banana

[atomic glen]

Not really

[glad gale]

It did, but it added a new way to trade items

[atomic glen]

Had a great dynasty with Brodeur, Eliash, Stevens, Niedermayer

[glad gale]

Not with other players but with the game itself giving you one single rare item for 5 common

For example

[glad gale]

Seriously?

Aw man

[versed patrol]

AWT GOT FEATURED

IM ON GOD

[young heath]

I just came out of the first showing of Iron Lung

It was well worth the watch

[pearl flume]

Please choose anything before clicking the black bar.

||You looted a legendary weapon from a dungeon named THIS, what is it and what does it do ?||

[glossy fulcrum]

boys
||finally get me a bf 🥹||

[vale cliff]

Mac N Cheese

||All stats way up?!||

[foggy wharf]

boys!

[glossy fulcrum]

boys!!

meow

meowing in off topic so thunk doesnt time me out

[foggy wharf]

hate em!

[glossy fulcrum]

whyyy

[foggy wharf]

boys are gross! and stink!

[glossy fulcrum]

the stink is part of the appeal

boysmell

[foggy wharf]

jk rowling: the mold is part of the appeal

[glossy fulcrum]

wuh

[dreamy lotus]

hi trash

and skink

you both are sooo silly

[glossy fulcrum]

yaay :3

[dreamy lotus]

what's up!!

[glossy fulcrum]

wassup

[hollow eagle]

i honestly think its oppression on how automod keeps blocking gifs of this adorable thing

[dreamy lotus]

i'm doing okay i'm laying in my bed getting all eepy

[foggy wharf]

I have never been silly in my life

I HATE whimsy

and joy

[dreamy lotus]

yeah sorry bestie

i declare you silly

[foggy wharf]

I'm melting!

[dreamy lotus]

tsk tsk

[foggy wharf]

I was never meant to hold silliness

[glossy fulcrum]

silly

sillyyy

[dreamy lotus]

they're being so silly rn

aghhh i'm so tired

[foggy wharf]

I am being DRAMATIC, not silly

this is a tragedy

sadness

[dreamy lotus]

pain killers sure are something

[dreamy lotus]

being dramatic is silly

also weed cat pfp

= silly

[crystal vault]

whyd i come back

[dreamy lotus]

why not

[crystal vault]

-# nothin against what you two said, i just have some bad experiences with this server

[dreamy lotus]

oh like what?

[crystal vault]

oh good that person isnt in this server anymore

[dreamy lotus]

yippe!!

[crystal vault]

basically some drama went down abt a month ago

that caused me to go from a regular

to not even being in the server

[dreamy lotus]

i'm glad they're gone then!

maybe it'll be nicer now

[crystal vault]

I kinda took some of the regulars back then with me when i left

[dreamy lotus]

wowie

must've been real bad drama

😭

[crystal vault]

so im essentially talking in a completely different #🃏・off-topic

[crystal vault]

well the people I took with me didn't leave until later on, we just talked in a gc and then a server instead of here.

hell, one of em still talks here

[dreamy lotus]

i see i see

[crystal vault]

anyways go paws that just came in an hour ago :3

[dreamy lotus]

ive only been chatting here cause i'm recovering from oral surgery and bored

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[dreamy lotus]

AWOOOO

i love your paws

[crystal vault]

ty :3

[dreamy lotus]

of course! :3c

[glossy fulcrum]

thaliaaa

[crystal vault]

hi skinky

[glossy fulcrum]

hai

[dreamy lotus]

oughh i'm so tired

i might explode

[glossy fulcrum]

cant wait for my paws to get here

feb 5

ugghhh

[glossy fulcrum]

boykisser explode gif

[dreamy lotus]

i wish i had paws

[crystal vault]

got mine for like $20 on amazon

[dreamy lotus]

if i got any i'd just need to hide them from my family

and that sucks

[crystal vault]

ah 3:

[glossy fulcrum]

my paws were likee

40 buck?

theyre handmade and cozy tho

[dreamy lotus]

pawsome

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont live with family anymore

university

:3

[dreamy lotus]

i'll be living with my family for a while longer

[glossy fulcrum]

awh

[crystal vault]

anyways have you heard of picrew?

[dreamy lotus]

yuuup

[crystal vault]

sick

[dreamy lotus]

i used to make a lot of them

[crystal vault]

||https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2795963||
this is the closest thing to what I wanna look like that I could get with picrew

[dreamy lotus]

very cute

you can do it bestie

[crystal vault]

don't have a link for this one

[crystal vault]

thank you :3

I've got 6 picrew things

this one was me trying to make kasane teto :3

[dreamy lotus]

i'll make one soon :3c

[dreamy lotus]

TETO TETO TETO

I LOVE TETO

[crystal vault]

||https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/480390||
note that this one apparently has a little blood

[crystal vault]

SAME!!!!!

[dreamy lotus]

you're so pawsome!!

[crystal vault]

:3

[dreamy lotus]

i should draw teto soon..,

just the twin drills are scary

[crystal vault]

QUESTION! what's your favorite teto song?

[crystal vault]

yeah

[dreamy lotus]

ive got no sense for living by aoya

:3

[crystal vault]

haven't heard that one yet

my favorite is either machine love by JamieP or Harlequin Contraption by Vane Lily

[dreamy lotus]

i used to just have the song linked on my about me at all times

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

i cant meow in #🎙・server-chat or thunk will murder me

sigh

[dreamy lotus]

real i love jamie paige

vane lily is awesome too

[crystal vault]

same :3

||https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLicbF5zgtnCfV_rPyaCTunsBHzEumYlEo|| this is a playlist of songs, mostly vocaloid/similar, that I fuckin love :3

-# I spoiler links because embeds btw

have you listened to Human - Flavor Foley?

[dreamy lotus]

i'll check this out thanks :3c

[glossy fulcrum]

i revisited femtanyl today

[dreamy lotus]

nope

[glossy fulcrum]

not bad

[crystal vault]

listen to it :3

[dreamy lotus]

yes ma'am

[dreamy lotus]

i like some of her songs

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

[crystal vault]

I actually put femt in my spotify playlist
btw I fucking love femt and really regret not checking her songs out earlier

[glossy fulcrum]

smh

[crystal vault]

I wish I had the picrew link for this

go meme

[dreamy lotus]

it was great :3

[crystal vault]

You're welcome! :3

[dreamy lotus]

i'll share some more songs with you sometime if you're ever down

!!

[crystal vault]

I'm always down :3

[dreamy lotus]

yippe!!

[turbid slate]

Got an ad for a cool deckbox

Would be fun to put my Dhalsim card in this

His current box is very plain

[signal owl]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20260121-the-mysterious-mushroom-that-makes-you-see-tiny-people

[split acorn]

what y'all know about physics

[signal kraken]

when the thing hits the other thing and it does something

[split acorn]

woah

new newton

in the house

[signal kraken]

i mean all jokes aside that is really what physics is about

[split acorn]

yeah basically 😭

[signal kraken]

how objects interact with each other related to gravity and physical attributes and actions

[split acorn]

gets confusing but still revolves around the same basis

[signal kraken]

but that's pretty much most of my understanding

[tame flame]

Einstein once said put your hand on a hot stove for an hour

[signal kraken]

so i can't really help with the equation itself

[split acorn]

and...?

[split acorn]

oh it equals 0

just hella processing to get to the zero

[signal kraken]

yeah i figured but i'm sure you are probably asking what one of the variables is like in algebra and trigonometry

[split acorn]

i somehow actually know all of the variables 😭 its just a satirical question basically

[signal kraken]

ohh

like seeing if the average discord user has a secondary/high school education at the bare minimum

[split acorn]

oh this is way above

almost phd levels id say

navier-stokes is nasa engineer levels

[signal kraken]

that EXPLAINS everything now go put your hand on a hot stove for an hour

[split acorn]

alright

if you say so

well

relative to the rookm

it may be hot

if the room is 40 degrees fahrenheit

and the stove is at 70

so i will go do that

[tame flame]

You're thinking about it too much

[split acorn]

ill just turn the ac down to the lowest i can and come back with a burning hot stove

so i instnatly go into shock and have to amputate a limb

[tame flame]

Like project zomboid

[split acorn]

and then get disabled benefits or something

yeahh

i dont know what that is

[signal kraken]

project zomboid is a game

[tame flame]

my unborn son knows what project zomboid is

[signal kraken]

really good

[split acorn]

im sorry im uncultured

i spend time on shit like that

[signal kraken]

it's a zombie survival

[split acorn]

half given by the name

[signal kraken]

go figure

[split acorn]

😭😭

[signal kraken]

it's pretty realistic while still being fun to look at as its just the sims 1

like graphically speaking

[split acorn]

oh thats somewhat appealing

[tame flame]

Well it's like that on purpose

[signal kraken]

you are speaking to someone that has the sims 1 complete collection of cd i am fully aware

[signal owl]

(from a 1996 ad)

[tame flame]

Everything other than the player and tools are pixelated

[split acorn]

this is so valid

[signal kraken]

also fun fact its the other game that uses lwjgl (what minecraft uses)

[split acorn]

l w g j l

what the hell

[signal owl]

I know right!

[split acorn]

lwjgl*

sorry

[tame flame]

me when I fall on my keyboard

[split acorn]

lightweight java something something

game library

[signal kraken]

lightweight java game library

[split acorn]

yea]

[tame flame]

something like that

[split acorn]

happy new year

or sometihng

[signal kraken]

my bad there's a third notable game ie a game that is worth a damn

[split acorn]

starsector

sar

what is starsector sar

[crystal vault]

whats going on right now in off topic?

[split acorn]

a lot of stuff

[tame flame]

Factorio reminds me of pz

[signal kraken]

you tell me dawg !!

[split acorn]

SARsector

[crystal vault]

oh god nobody I recognize
bye

[split acorn]

aww

bye bye

[signal kraken]

this game

i think i have seen this before

[split acorn]

looks like an offbrand terraria

[signal kraken]

no way... super animal royale sector

[tame flame]

hello"print(world)"

[split acorn]

one bro job

ha

d

[signal kraken]

bro job had one

[split acorn]

one job had bro

[split acorn]

oh its ride the bus

hi

[stray topaz]

Job bro one had

[signal owl]

whoa, that doesn't look like BAlatro

[tame flame]

Secret gamemode

[signal kraken]

my honest reaction

geniune question what do you do with eggs in minecraft because i am worried i'm just going to have a double chest FULL TO THE BRIM with them

[tame flame]

Throw them and get chicks

Make cake

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

cake

[tame flame]

Can eternal jokers be removed by spectral card effects

[glossy fulcrum]

why would they

[signal kraken]

no.

[split acorn]

yeah throw them for chicks

[tame flame]

why wouldn't they

[signal kraken]

the entire point is the eternal joker CANNOT be sold or destroyed

[glossy fulcrum]

because the eternal states "cant be destroyed or sold"
why would spectrals be an exceptions

[tame flame]

Destroys eternal joker with mind

[signal kraken]

maybe its my fault that i got too many

[split acorn]

sun

i havent seen the sun in days

[split acorn]

im frying myself

maybe thats why im schizo

[glossy fulcrum]

penis

[split acorn]

no im not

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[split acorn]

eys you are

[tame flame]

Your bio makes that very clear

[split acorn]

stop lying to me

im not lying

you are

shut up

no you shut up

[glossy fulcrum]

ha ha very funny

[split acorn]

thank yio

you

[split acorn]

ok

bud

[tame flame]

bud

[split acorn]

bud

[tame flame]

son

[split acorn]

sun

[signal kraken]

femboy order ??? 😨

[signal kraken]

new femboy order 💔

[glossy fulcrum]

yea?

[split acorn]

femboys are tuff

icl

[glossy fulcrum]

thanks twin

[split acorn]

yw

[glossy fulcrum]

crack me

[tame flame]

That's not absurd to say

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[tame flame]

That's not ridiculous

[glossy fulcrum]

crack me or the thing about femboys

[glossy fulcrum]

why wouldnit be

[tame flame]

My partner hates femboys

[glossy fulcrum]

why

[tame flame]

Believes it's a fetish

[signal kraken]

ohh

[glossy fulcrum]

oh fuck that

kill them

[split acorn]

not a fetish if you're attracted

👀

[glossy fulcrum]

its not a fetish anyway

fuck you

[split acorn]

woah

i supported you

what do you mean

[glossy fulcrum]

im mainly mad about the other thing

[signal kraken]

uh. do you know what a fetish is?

[glossy fulcrum]

not u

[tame flame]

Isn't a fetish the attraction to something

Like specifically sexual

[split acorn]

yes

im a lil slow td

[glossy fulcrum]

people do fetishize us but its not inherently a fetish

i dont go around in a skirt to get a hard on

okay

[tame flame]

I'm not accusing you of anything

[glossy fulcrum]

who wants a hard on in public most people dont

[signal kraken]

i don't

[tame flame]

we've lost the plot

[glossy fulcrum]

im just mad ive heard this rhetoric before

oooh its just a fetish

[signal kraken]

remember when this was about physics

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[tame flame]

ancestor

[signal kraken]

paleolithic even

[tame flame]

Joe stab Murray in his throat

[split acorn]

primordial

[glossy fulcrum]

anyway i just wanted to say ur partner wrong

meow

[versed patrol]

What the fuck is going on

[split acorn]

primordial primo

[glossy fulcrum]

nothing rly

[split acorn]

ancestrial aunt

[glossy fulcrum]

i jist got mad about something that doesnt matter

[signal kraken]

big bang theory in six days allah even

[split acorn]

long before time tio

[tame flame]

Bro skink I beat the pvz fusion campaign before I realized there were translated versions

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

how was it

confusing i imagine

[tame flame]

I started playing during version

1.5 I think

Around that

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont remember when i started playing

a while ago tho

[stuck current]

Hey y'all sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to ask if anyone would be interested in helping me with a large-scale marketing project I’m conducting. It’s private, anonymous, and only takes a short amount of time. Thank you so much for your time, and please let me know if this should be taken down. Much appreciated! https://survey.zohopublic.com/zs/DIzAvE

https://klipy.com/gifs/balatro-1

[glossy fulcrum]

back when the empress-shroom was capable of spawning kirov zompellin

[signal kraken]

uh kinda weird for balatro but your website checks out with this kind of survey seems legit

[stuck current]

This is just one of the largest servers im in lol haha

the more eyes the better

[tame flame]

When I realize I can just lie on surveys

[stuck current]

who would just do that......go out and just...lie on the internet

[signal kraken]

how DARE you

[tame flame]

Was that an Arthur reference

[signal kraken]

yeah

youre welcome

[stuck current]

hell yeah

may your runs be lucky

[signal kraken]

[tame flame]

Dusty depot on your setup

Why do you have an original Xbox bro

[signal kraken]

to play original xbox games

[tame flame]

Emulator bro

[signal kraken]

this might be a tad conversational but i kinda prefer collecting and playing physical games too

[tame flame]

Charlie murder was a goated 360 game

[signal kraken]

and funnily enough i have a 360 too, but i don't get why

[tame flame]

I have 3 360s

[signal kraken]

xbox has like the weirdest backward compatibility

[tame flame]

Yeah

[signal kraken]

for sony's playstation and nintendo is just works

either its planned from the start for the system and its like fully backwards compatible or not

[tame flame]

Microsoft changed the gamepass pricing

[signal kraken]

xbox is weird, instead its only a selection of the previous generation, a digital emulation of it (the disk only acts of an activation,) and those emulations tend to come with its own issues

i originally got fable for xbox but that was one of the games not supported for the 360 so i got an original xbox and tried playing the game

disk didn't work. purchase justified since i found a copy of "fable anniversity" which comes with the lost chapters dlc and some extra stuff for the 360 version, and found some great o-xbox exclusives like halo 1-2 and blinx

my 360 and ps3 is out of frame since its below the desk and above the desk's included shelf to make room for the other consoles

[tame flame]

Top 5 people

1. Adam Sandler
2. James Murray
3. Ai baby
4. Mark Zucc
5. Daniel Middleton

[glossy fulcrum]

top 5 people

1. skinky
2. skinkina
3. me
4. myself
5. markiplier

[glossy fulcrum]

zuck in a people tierlist is crazy

[tame flame]

he goes in the lizard tier list

[signal kraken]

Top 5 lizards

1. the lizard wizard
2. the argonians
3. flick
4. rango
5. mark zuck

[crystal vault]

poking my head in
↓

leaving
↓

[south badge]

no

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[tame flame]

Einsteins final words: "me equals mc scared!"

[runic merlin]

this linkin park band seems cool

[crystal vault]

it's you!

[storm condor]

It's me

[crystal vault]

I know you!

[crystal vault]

GOLDEN FREDDY??!?!?!!?!?!!1MQMQ11?1?1??1???1?1??1??1??1???1

[storm condor]

Indeed

[crystal vault]

Despite everything, it's still you

pattern recognition test

[glossy fulcrum]

deltraune

[crystal vault]

ok but who

[glossy fulcrum]

spam tong

friend

[icy obsidian]

Thalia!!!!

You’re in here?

[crystal vault]

now i am

used to be a regular

[icy obsidian]

Oh hi

[crystal vault]

then I left for a month

[icy obsidian]

You were in the multiplayer server iirc

[crystal vault]

yea

I was

then I left most of the balala related servers i was in

[icy obsidian]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[crystal vault]

meow

hi skinky