🃏・off-topic

[glossy fulcrum]

its still around

it was diminished due to vaccines

[burnt sage]

yeah but it's not lethat...because of...something

[minor geyser]

Dud if i go to a homophobe guy and be like "Boo!!!! Boo :333" I'd scare the Fuck out of them with my total gayness

[glossy fulcrum]

true teue

[burnt sage]

the media is not pushing it so it's less lethal

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry what does lethat mean

oh

it was never super lethal

many people caught it

some unfortunate people died from it

its not very letha any more due to how little people are getting it anymore

[burnt sage]

if nothing else, pointing out the typo is the last resortű

[minor geyser]

Most of the unfortunate ppl happen to be elderly ones

[burnt sage]

not my first rodeo

[glossy fulcrum]

?

no i genuinely thought you meant a different word

[cobalt pier]

It was deadly vecause hospitals were at capacity due to it benng widespread

[glossy fulcrum]

if i point out a typo it isnt to win an argumebt

[burnt sage]

Okay

[glossy fulcrum]

its because misspellings bother me

i do it all the time

i dunno if uve notixed but i make plenty of typos myself

[burnt sage]

Maybe, maybe I had quite similar experience in the same manner and style

[glossy fulcrum]

whuh

[burnt sage]

I did typos before in our convos, yet only now pointing out...but nvm, no need to continue the war of disagreement between us

[glossy fulcrum]

i pointed it out cuz i was genuinely confused brah

i dont care about winning this stupid covid disvussion anymore clearly you wont change

[burnt sage]

You are, but way before my typo

[glossy fulcrum]

okay man

i dont think i was confused

[burnt sage]

❤️ 😄

no need to agree with me, life goes on

[glossy fulcrum]

but yeah im just another sheep in the herd

true

meow

[burnt sage]

it's rather unpleasant realization, but better sooner than later

[glossy fulcrum]

that was sarcasm

[burnt sage]

I hate the realization of being fooled

means that I am/was stupid

[glossy fulcrum]

i see

well i hope you come to the realization sooner rather than later

heart emoji

[burnt sage]

Can't plant an orchid in the desert

[cobalt pier]

Liar
👇

[burnt sage]

You're straight

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[cobalt pier]

💚 🤍 🩶 🖤

[burnt sage]

Have you guys ever had that I'm not gay, but... moment?

[glossy fulcrum]

no because im gay

[burnt sage]

fair point

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

although i may have had something like that before i knew i was gay

perchance

[burnt sage]

I never had that on hetero-homo axis, but I had that I'm not furry moment while finding erotic attributes of Lola and Judy Hopps bunnies

strictly speaking of erotic terms and not obsession or sexual preferences

[glossy fulcrum]

fair fair

im (mostly) a furry so like i dont really have a say on that either

explodes

[burnt sage]

I mean those two have humanoid body structures, likeable personality from the movies/lore

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah being a furry means you like anthropomorphic animals (meaning human-like) so

[burnt sage]

Those made me understand the basic level of attraction of furries in general - I think

[glossy fulcrum]

is ee

personally i just find solace in being fluffy and wearing cat ears

[burnt sage]

Not sure if I can post a SFW image here because of the topic, but it's objectivelly erotic art in some manner

I have only that one saved :3

[glossy fulcrum]

i see i see

[cobalt pier]

I have too much cuteness aggression from you

[glossy fulcrum]

sorryy

thats just how i be

[burnt sage]

It's art

[glossy fulcrum]

see cuz im gay i dont get this

but thats alrighty

[burnt sage]

Then just imagine a carrot somewhere else

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[dense vortex]

hell naw

[verbal geyser]

gang do i ping mods or what

[glad gale]

do it

✌️ 😂

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

[glad gale]

brainstorm under the table 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

no brainstrom is lesbian 🙄

[glad gale]

it is?

[glossy fulcrum]

in my brain it is

[sonic fossil]

so is roffle

[verbal geyser]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[burnt sage]

inb4 I get labeled as a furry from now on

[glad gale]

get it? brain, brainstorm

[glossy fulcrum]

merhaps

[cobalt pier]

Brainstorm x blueprint Yuri so obviously

[vagrant forge]

Big dawg

r we serious

[glossy fulcrum]

merchaps

[verbal geyser]

yo what’s up

which person are we talking to

[glad gale]

that was TOO off topic bro ✌️ 😂

[cobalt pier]

Up is a disney movie

[analog rover]

Yoo I have to show u something

I recently joined balatro like a mnth or two

[burnt sage]

like I care, but think about eroticism in general
watching those Avatar movies with those blue aliens
Not better in any form for normies to generalizing eroticism into different species, such as Navis aswell

which are as virtual as Judy Hopps or Lola from Space Jam

[glad gale]

i guess bro 💔

[analog rover]

And this was my jokers
This was my best run so far
Can u guys tell this run is good or not ?

[verbal geyser]

WOW HOLY

[analog rover]

Is this good ??

[verbal geyser]

yes extremely

[glad gale]

it IS

[glossy fulcrum]

mid.

[analog rover]

I made like 1 billion something

[glossy fulcrum]

neeeds more. baron.

[analog rover]

First time bruh

[glad gale]

bro WHO are you 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

skinkina

[glad gale]

hi shinkina

[glossy fulcrum]

i been here longer than u

[cobalt pier]

Did you hit e's yet?

[glad gale]

i'm adrian

[glossy fulcrum]

hello

maow

[analog rover]

I recently joined the game for me it was damn good

[verbal geyser]

what’s constellation at

[glad gale]

ik

[glossy fulcrum]

e is hit at 100bil

so no

[analog rover]

I forgot 6-8x something

[glossy fulcrum]

its a giod run yes

i was trolling you

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz im: evil

[analog rover]

This was the seed

[sonic fossil]

Its good but its not in plasma and it doesn't have either idol or baron which are the 2 main good endless jokers

[analog rover]

What's idol ?

I don't remember all jokers name

[glad gale]

it's a joker that has like

a tiki

[sonic fossil]

its like trib but it needs deck fixing

[analog rover]

Aah

[glossy fulcrum]

idol strats are mid ngl

[verbal geyser]

idol needs godlike deck fixing and baron is very situational

[glossy fulcrum]

baron mike all tha way

mike

[glossy fulcrum]

for gold stake ante 8 yes

[glad gale]

WHO's mike

[analog rover]

Anyways it's 4 am here rn and I wanted to share this to some1 lol I was hella hyped ong had no one to talk to

[glossy fulcrum]

but endless white stake

[glossy fulcrum]

deltatrune

[cobalt pier]

Mike friend inside me

[glad gale]

oh I like that game too!

[sonic fossil]

it chooses a random card in ur deck and gives 2x when that card is played

[glossy fulcrum]

mike inside me

[analog rover]

What's the best decks ??

[glossy fulcrum]

yellow and abandoned are rad

blue too

[sonic fossil]

ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS [Mike]!? I'M FINALLY
I'M FINALLY GONNA BE A BIG SHOT!!!

[analog rover]

I'm liking this ponagalyph alot

[cobalt pier]

Erratic, abandoned, and checkered are most fun

[glossy fulcrum]

anaglyph is mid

buuut olay what u like :]

[sonic fossil]

for endless or goldstake?

[glad gale]

i like the one that gives you the double sticker thingy

[glossy fulcrum]

plasma is easily the best endless deck
ghost is a far second

[analog rover]

I haven't tried many yet ive reached only orange stake with my blue deck that's my max

[analog rover]

Tell me both

[glossy fulcrum]

if u beat orange stake u get a new deck

:3

[cobalt pier]

Endless its plasma or ghost

[glossy fulcrum]

its plasma

[analog rover]

Yeah I've unlocked all the decks but didn't played

[sonic fossil]

for goldstale usually between ghost and yellow
for endless almost always plasma but ghost can be good aswell

[glossy fulcrum]

the scoring way outdoes the spectrals

[glossy fulcrum]

give em a try

[analog rover]

I didn't understood plasma it's so confusing

[glossy fulcrum]

i find zodiac quite fun

[sonic fossil]

plasma can square ur score

[analog rover]

Yeah I'll I'm addicted to ponagalyph rn lol

[analog rover]

What does that mean ?

[glossy fulcrum]

it is simple
it adds together your chips and mult, divides them by two, then squares rhat number

so

[analog rover]

Aah

[glossy fulcrum]

((chips+mult)/2)^2

it has high ceiling

but it is wonky

it also doubles scoring reqs

[ashen granite]

#🃏・off-topic
looks inside
on topic

[analog rover]

So like what is the ideal build ?

[sonic fossil]

it adds mult and chips than divideds than by 2 so if u have like e15 mult it will be e15/2 squared so e30

[glossy fulcrum]

true...

[ashen granite]

I kid I kid

[analog rover]

What's the build then

[ashen granite]

you don't need to move channels lmao

[cobalt pier]

Repeatable xmult

[glossy fulcrum]

for gold stake, it could be anything really
for endless, baron mime and as many blueprints/brainstorms as you can get your hands on

[sonic fossil]

Baron mime dna and BP/bs

[glossy fulcrum]

and dna/burglar

[analog rover]

Aahh

[glossy fulcrum]

burglar can get u naneinf but dna is better for the first 16 antes

[sonic fossil]

usually burgaler isn't done until ante 25 or u will score to much

[analog rover]

I haven't tried mine and dna yet and burglar too

What does burglar and mime do ?

[sonic fossil]

I wouldn't worry about burgaler yet

[glossy fulcrum]

burglar is really powerful woth the boss blind "the serpent"

[sonic fossil]

Its a naneinf strategy

[glossy fulcrum]

the serpent allows you to overload your hand

because uou always draw 3

even if you only disvard 1

and with burglar and copiers you can get a ton of hands

so like lets say 15 hands

thats 30 handsize bonus

dna does a lot less than that

another endless tech is crimson bean, though that is a bug

[sonic fossil]

usually around 48 red seal steel kings 4 bp/bs a mime and a baron and u get the hand size from burgaler on the serpent

but naneinf isn't something u should try until u have alot of game knowledge

[glossy fulcrum]

true yeah

[burnt sage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmvbjcmyKGo
The atomic bomb is very dangerous since it may be used against us. We must get ready for it just as we are ready for many other dangers. Fire is a danger,
it can burn whole buildings if someone is careless...

[glossy fulcrum]

"the atomic bomb is dangerous"
the sky is blue ass sentence

there are technicalky enough nukes in the world to end it

::

:3

[burnt sage]

Global catastrophe can be visually beautiful and awesome aswell....northern lighs at the equator for example

[glossy fulcrum]

?

[burnt sage]

means that the magnetic shield of Earth failed

[glossy fulcrum]

magnetic shield

im sobbing

do you mean field

[burnt sage]

which in terms of defending the life on Earth as we know is also a shield, but yeah

a typo which wasn't far at all from what I meant to describe

[glossy fulcrum]

what

how is it a shield

i mean yes its necessary for life but it doesnt like protect us from anything

[glossy fulcrum]

?

[burnt sage]

!

anyway, rate my Balatro meme

based on the meme from the movie The Shining
"Here's Johnny"
https://youtu.be/WDpipB4yehk?t=118

I saw the perfect opportunity, structure, even the initial letters to make a mix of Ballot joker and that meme with that peak hole on it

[cobalt pier]

"rate my meme" followed by an analysis of it

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro

rate my meme

[burnt sage]

need some context for the younglings who dunno about the movie, gimme a break man

[glossy fulcrum]

it is funny because it is a screenshot of roffle's reaction to a humorous moment in balatro

he found a blueprint and a brainstorm in the shop, both perishable

[glossy fulcrum]

i doubt anyone on discord is that young, tos says minimum age is 13

[burnt sage]

Tomorrow I'll invent those blueprints
https://youtu.be/oJUNcSZrdtU?t=30

[foggy wharf]

ya'll would like disfigured

roguelike twin stick shooter

v fun

cool retro vibes

[burnt sage]

I mean The Shining movie was made in 1980. In that time many of lurking zoomies around here were nothing but a conception/daydreaming outcome in a wet dream of their teenage fathers.

[vale cliff]

With all due respect, don’t think anyone’s going to be interested in niche memes like that

[burnt sage]

Yeah, but it's all I can offer

No worries if it's not appreciated

I had my smile over it when saw the opportunity and while making, that's enough

[wild glacier]

i think its cool!! i havent watched the movie, but it looks fun! the retexture i mean, not the movie

the movie doesnt look very fun

[foggy wharf]

"Here's Johnny!" isn't niche, just old

[wild glacier]

i think the only thing id say is that only seeing his eyes means you dont get to see much of his crazy expression which is kind of a shame because thats probably the most iconic part

if it was ever so slightly more zoomed out maybe you could read his expression better? anyway, its not really my place to say - i still think its cool ^^

[glossy fulcrum]

dang nobody likes my balatro meme

[wild glacier]

girl whats ur meme

[glossy fulcrum]

roffle

[wild glacier]

oh

[sonic fossil]

7/10

[wild glacier]

i dont get it sorry ☹️

[glossy fulcrum]

thats okay

its just a roffle reaction image

[sonic fossil]

Can't beat the goat roffle meme tho

[wild glacier]

ohh i got u

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[vale cliff]

I was being fckin sarcastic 😭

[burnt sage]

I share the same oppinion, it's just about the meme of the Here's Johnny peak through the hole
Seeing the Ballot joker with the same hole, with J O initials...made my brain itch to make this obvious meme

[wild glacier]

yeah i love the idea ^^

[glossy fulcrum]

chicken stars is nicher than heres johny

[wild glacier]

i saw ur first message, dont worry

[vale cliff]

There was absolutely no reason to go into the origin 💀

[sonic fossil]

not letting u guys forget this

[vale cliff]

Thunk does not hold back

[burnt sage]

Shining was meh for me, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, The Langoliers, the Mist, The Tommyknockers, are better in my subjective view than The Shining, when it comes to Stephen King book adoptations

[glossy fulcrum]

this video is wrong, theres an even bigger firework

it lasted over 2 minutes

https://youtu.be/8RcZVS0kzCg?si=xeAMW4iT0mT9p_pS here it is

millions of people saw it

[burnt sage]

looks fucking cool, but the fartnoise bassline is goose diarrhea for me

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

somg isnt my favorite either but its alright

[burnt sage]

Wanna see fanmade stylish gameplay video?
I give you one classic.
https://youtu.be/SLHsIA_552w?t=222
check from the timestamp as an appetizer - if you like it, check the whole stuff from the beginning

[glossy fulcrum]

https://youtu.be/bcxqTbxhOe0?si=ZtaS3j8wz-LtbObm this level is quite beautiful and the song isnt as bad

it is also

insanely difficult

[burnt sage]

Damn, it was the beginning of the era of HW accelerated 3D fps back then, we as kids were so fucking hyped, especially with HL

[glossy fulcrum]

ive tried half life

good but i am too ass at it to progress

[burnt sage]

While the barely existing and growing wide range PC gaming community were still chewing on the awesomeness of Half-Life, Valve represented the (subjectivelly to the time and effect) best addon/game intro ever made.
More than 26 years have passed and I never ever saw or felt anything close to that hype what Half-Life : Opposing Force delivered (before cheap/wide internet times) on PC Magazine CDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNZsWm-Ulk4

this is the best game teaser ever, hands fucking down

Might look meh in 2026, but if you compare to what we had in 99, this was cake.

[glossy fulcrum]

small pc gaming community? i thought half life wa pretty damn popular

[burnt sage]

Meant globally

We back then as poor kids in middle-east europe ran this on Celeron 366, 32MB ram, S3 Trio 3D/8X (software render, lag and unstability by the Acorp motherboard itself).
Later +128MB ram and Riva TNT2/32 Mb VGA made a difference, but that motherboard was a negative legend of HW

Haven't heard of the Acorp motherboards? Guess why.

Failed miserably

Shitty and overpriced hardware was a good motivation to get into it and build my own PC by research and picking HW parts by myself

[glossy fulcrum]

man i love wearing cat ears

[glossy fulcrum]

i havent heard if any motherboard brands tbh

im into programming not computer engineering

[burnt sage]

u mean high level "programming"

[glossy fulcrum]

uhh

i mean like

game programming

i wanna make games

it sounds fun

it is fun

[burnt sage]

machine code, cobol, speed codetables on C64....different category

[glossy fulcrum]

literally nobody writes machine code

thats why languages exist

i know how to write python and java pretty decently

[burnt sage]

yeah but there are millions of coders like that on that level and mindset like you
but when it comes to optimalization and getting shit right, you fail

[glossy fulcrum]

...?

the fuck

[glad gale]

you like portal?

[glossy fulcrum]

no, writing machine code is long, arduous, and extremely error prone

[glossy fulcrum]

havent olayed

[burnt sage]

you use the current programming environment, complier as it is
low level coders develop and optimalizes that, what masses rely on

[glossy fulcrum]

should play

ive heard its realky good

[glad gale]

yes! absolutely

[glossy fulcrum]

bruh

the reason "the masses" rely on it is becuase its so much more convenient to
write
read
fix
literalky everything

maybe dont spout bullshit on a topic yiu dont know what you're talking about

[glad gale]

yeah you don't know coding like that bro ✌️ 😂

calling the big C so casually

[vale cliff]

Bro’s preparing an essay

[hollow eagle]

ion even know whats going on

[sonic fossil]

typing for 5 minutes btw

[hollow eagle]

some1 update me

[glossy fulcrum]

honestly i dont even know what to expect

is he gonna tie programming languages to the elites controlling the masses somehow

j wiuldnt be surprised

[vale cliff]

Imagine if it’s something horrifically political and he just gets instantly banned

[hollow eagle]

someone keep mod ping locked and loaded

[glossy fulcrum]

would be pretty off topic considering what we were discossing qwq

[sonic fossil]

wouldn't surprise me tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

before you post your Thesis remember rhis is a rule

[burnt sage]

Like it or not, in one way or another, the death of Moore's Law happened, HW can't get better at some point, the industry coped with parallel computation and multicore CPUs, but it's still unavoidable.
Softwares are underoptimalized not just on modern CPUs and instructions, not even talking about x86.
When you get the scene and brains into the competitive field on the machine/bytecode level, you can find amazing stuff and optimalization opportunities even on old HWs such as a Commodore 64/MOS 6510
This demo is doing realtime transparent twist of a jelly block with a background's visual data passing through, on a C64!
Even the people who designed the chips had no clue about such possibilities, yet thanks for modern demoscene, enthusiastic fan coders of the HW managed to do something spectacular, check:
(yes, this runs realtime on a C64 hardware)
https://youtu.be/O8_IgXj3NwI?t=2728
and in our times, optimalizations and such creative works and developement will more and more likely happen through clever coders and software optimalization side, while the HW advancement won't double but flatterns and converge into a radically slower raise in performance

[sonic fossil]

o-o

[burnt sage]

the real performance will come from better software, so don't underestimate machine code level programming

[glossy fulcrum]

im not saying uou cant fo machine code bruh

its just not what i do

im not interested in advanving technology

i just wanna do what im passionate about and maybe get something out of it

[burnt sage]

• btw that speedcode table C64 code was done by hungarians, I'm proud of "my kind"

[glossy fulcrum]

ok?

[sonic fossil]

pure Hungarian man

[vale cliff]

Bro, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 😭 😭 😭

[burnt sage]

and imagine how much time did it take to figure out such stuff on a more simple HW compared to the current ones

[vale cliff]

Who are you arguing with?

[glossy fulcrum]

idek

[vale cliff]

Literally no one here cares about this

[burnt sage]

im arguing with myself

[glossy fulcrum]

qwq

[burnt sage]

try it sometimes, leads to build your character

[vale cliff]

You sound like my tech bro uncle, but like infinitely more autistic

[sonic fossil]

"machine coding builds character"

[glossy fulcrum]

i think i'd rather drink acid than machine code

[burnt sage]

I mean yeah, without the sexual abuse there is nothing to dreail from the details of IT/Tech rant episodes of mine 😄

[vale cliff]

There it is

[burnt sage]

just kidding 😄

[glossy fulcrum]

any time i argue with myself i either end up agreeing with myself or hating myself more than j already do

[vale cliff]

There’s your cue for the mods ping btw

[burnt sage]

cmon man 😄 If you want it I say sorry, but that's a pity move even just think about it in a convo

like an excusional middle finger

calling mods like mommy

nothing personal, and this topic shouldn't hurt any feelings of decent minded people participating in it

we're more than that excusion seeker pity badaboos

atleast I think and hope I am more than that

[hollow eagle]

🥀

this conversaition is net negative for everyone involved

[glossy fulcrum]

theres nothing wrong with pinging mods when its appropriate

[burnt sage]

impotence is a srs problem

[hollow eagle]

what the fuck

🥀

[glossy fulcrum]

whatever that is this isnt the placevto discuss it

this it the place for the silly joker game

[dense vortex]

isnt this the same guy that sent the judy hopps thing

[glossy fulcrum]

okay i looked it up

[burnt sage]

glass is half full, negative convos can lead to developement of the mind, I mean by stats it's more likely

[hollow eagle]

sorry for your loss

[glossy fulcrum]

where the HELL did impotence come from gang 💔

[hollow eagle]

the glass is only half

[glossy fulcrum]

all this has done to my mind is harm tbh

[burnt sage]

positive feedback is less likely having a stronger change/developement in any topic and form

[hollow eagle]

the wilted rose i think??

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

[hollow eagle]

u speak too much

[vale cliff]

Gramps, get off discord

It’s not okay to be bullying children like this

[dense vortex]

gramps with a zootopia interest

😭 🙏

[hollow eagle]

can u put subway surfers on the side of each message?

[dense vortex]

nah we boutta get the largest message oat

bros rewriting to get around the word limit

[hollow eagle]

shakespear would be prowd

[storm coral]

Bro, instead of humiliating him, you just ended up showing your lack of reading comprehension.

[vagrant forge]

[glossy fulcrum]

it was a good joke

[burnt sage]

the glass is only half
We should take care of it by ANALizing your problem by deconstructing into smaller elements.
glass is half full - and its a problem for you
GL - good luck
ASS - ...well, just ass
Good luck filling the half rest of your ass to be pleased 😄

[hollow eagle]

i aint reading a message longer than two lines

[glossy fulcrum]

hello moderator

[hollow eagle]

@grok, sum this up for me

[vagrant forge]

hey guys

[sonic fossil]

hello!

[hollow eagle]

yea

[glossy fulcrum]

anal-izing

[dense vortex]

this is the worst message oat

❤️

[vagrant forge]

yeah we chill

dw

[glossy fulcrum]

what thebhellnis this message

sobs and dies

[hollow eagle]

i just saying stuff

[burnt sage]

I know, Im just memeing and brainstorming, but nothing personal

[hollow eagle]

cool

[storm coral]

thanks

[glossy fulcrum]

talking about filling your ass or some shit okay bro

[hollow eagle]

i want to steal them

[vagrant forge]

alr hes ou

out

[glossy fulcrum]

banished?

[vagrant forge]

yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

alrighty

[vale cliff]

Nice

[sonic fossil]

he joined 4 days ago and has over 500 messages btw

[dense vortex]

you watching seahawks

[hollow eagle]

insane

imagine his reddit account

that he 110% has

[vagrant forge]

no actually

[dense vortex]

i dont wanna

[vagrant forge]

hows it goin

[dense vortex]

seahawks are looking superbowl-ie

10-3

rams ball

rams at 30

[vagrant forge]

broncos pmo

execute the oline

[hollow eagle]

anyways yall, if you could go to one fictional world, where would it be

[glossy fulcrum]

uhh

[dense vortex]

make that 10-6

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

[dense vortex]

i didnt expect them winning without bo nix tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

a world where catboys are genetically real

[vagrant forge]

the legion of boom is definitely going to the sb

[glossy fulcrum]

(me)

[vagrant forge]

they def could've beaten the patriots but they wouldn't have won the sb at all

[dense vortex]

yea

seahawks are winning it all

they are just such a good team right now

[hollow eagle]

yeah he is NOT here to answer this

[vale cliff]

Someone dm him the results

[hollow eagle]

he aint needa know

[vale cliff]

So true

[uneven radish]

Wsp balaros

[hollow eagle]

noooo

balatro moderation blocked lechonk

this is bobphobia

[gray harness]

apparently you only need to put down 10 plants to beat cursed purgatory in pvz fusion

[glossy fulcrum]

what have they done to this game 💔

[gray harness]

they broke it when adding 4 op odyssey fusions alongside a trash one

[glossy fulcrum]

where do you get english for most recemt release btw

[glossy fulcrum]

which is the trash

[vale cliff]

Which is trash?

The mushroom?

[gray harness]

There's the Multilanguage version for PC in github, and in the blooms server (accessible in the same github I think), someone made english 3.3 for mobile

[glossy fulcrum]

ah i dont do mobile

[gray harness]

Captivator Pumpkin or whatever its name is (Charmatron + Pumpkin)

[glossy fulcrum]

how do i get the blooms server

[glossy fulcrum]

what does it do? just charmatron but it doesnt shoot ?

[vale cliff]

Why did I think you could find fusion mods in the bloons server

[glossy fulcrum]

and works liek a pumpkin obviously

[gray harness]

It's in the same github page for multilanguage version

[glossy fulcrum]

idk can i get that link 😭

i get multi lang releases from the pvz fusion fans discord

[gray harness]

Every 24/18/6 seconds (depends on its "stage"), it hypnotizes a random zombie that is neither underground nor flying, gains 4 charges a second when it has a hypnotized zombie on top of it, but also takes 10% of its hp every second. When having 0>50>100 charges, it's on stage 1/2/3. Whenever it hypnotizes a zombie, makes the plant inside gain a 60% damage boost multiplied by its current stage, for 1 second. All laser/blast pumpkins connected to it give the same boost. If the plant inside the pumpkin is a Charmatron, the boost is endless instead

[gray harness]

Just go to google, search "pvzf multilanguage", go to github page, and scroll a bit to get the link

[glossy fulcrum]

alrighty

ty

[glossy fulcrum]

dude every odyssey fusion is like a paragraph of text 😭

for a shitty fusion too

[gray harness]

Hey, at least it's Charmatron synergy (who the hell does hypno strats anyway?)

[vale cliff]

At least it shows they have more passion than popcap, ig?

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean new mechanics are cool but it does get a bit
much
at times

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean wasnt empress-shroom really op many updates ago

when it could spawn kirov

well that was ages ago anyway

so who cares

[gray harness]

It still can tho, but the empress one can't, it's the original species that can do so

[glossy fulcrum]

qhar

i thought they removed it from the empress-shroom's pool

[gray harness]

True, we get interesting stuff every so often, they do it so fast too!

[gray harness]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[glossy fulcrum]

i love pvz fusion even if its unbalanced af

[vagrant forge]

boom

[gray harness]

Thanks :3

[glossy fulcrum]

i wanna beat watermelon ninja evolved on diff 5

[vale cliff]

The hell was that?

[glossy fulcrum]

a scan

scam

[vale cliff]

Also, unrelated, but I would let roffle do things to me

[glossy fulcrum]

this server may need a honeypot

[gray harness]

so true
like what do you mean a glorified garlic-pult can kill bosses in seconds???

[glossy fulcrum]

relatable

[vale cliff]

Ikr

[glossy fulcrum]

have i said that i did uhh the gods evolved on diff 5

was tough

[gray harness]

-# also garlic sniper soloing the early rounds, just 1 of them is enough to deal with the first 3 rounds

[glossy fulcrum]

i used the obsidian spikerock as my main dps

[glossy fulcrum]

bruh qwq

[gray harness]

Yeah, that's how I did my run with only 10 plants planted, all I had was a garlic sniper, a giga mecha-nut, and a cryo cob cannon

[glossy fulcrum]

so coblivion op?

or was it the new one

[gray harness]

Panmelonium actually (Cobliterator's subspecies), but very early, all I had was garlic snipea and a cryo cannon just in case

[vagrant forge]

❓❓❓

[foggy vigil]

Where does one man pull so many roffle images from

[gray harness]

true like wtp happened to saying "He's so handsome!" or smth

[glossy fulcrum]

i got two of them from another balacord user and screenshotted one of them from a roffle heavy videa

[foggy vigil]

I almost love how few pixels there are

[glossy fulcrum]

idk why it was so low quality but i just rolled with it

[gray harness]

suffering with literally 1 fps

[foggy vigil]

Anyway

Meow

[glossy fulcrum]

WHAT am i looking at

[gray harness]

i guess that's on me for using the 3 laggiest plants in the game

[glossy fulcrum]

i need to get on this update

the laggiest plant in the game is the commando 3peater + torchtree

my game was moving at like 2 fps

[gray harness]

Using the new epic versions of gatling doom and frenzy gatling doom
Also, there's a new synergy modifier, featuring epic gatling frenzy doom and cherry bomber drone :3

[glossy fulcrum]

oh rly

coolie

[gray harness]

-# warning: a cancerous amount of projectiles will be fired

[glossy fulcrum]

i love how cherry gatling is still like really really good

(imo)

with the sine cosine modifier and the sparkwood

[gray harness]

Again already?

<@&1133519078540185692>

thank you :3

[hollow eagle]

was kai cenat giving 2500 to every follower?

[neat cypress]

A screenshot

[glossy fulcrum]

kills you

[glossy fulcrum]

33

:3

[neat cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131691975301668945/1465163154760663189/Screenshot_20250615_181928_YouTube2.jpg?ex=69781b05&is=6976c985&hm=f76e7a6eca9623acf82aef6f0b2623537a36b6a99868f660f56f5ee0c4e4c0b1&

[gray harness]

Logan Paul was

[neat cypress]

I love Logan Paul he can do no wrong

He should go to Japan i think

[vale cliff]

💀 💀 💀

[neat cypress]

Don’t turn off ping coward

[vale cliff]

sowwy

[neat cypress]

I will hurt you

[hollow eagle]

ping

[neat cypress]

I will hurt you (politely)

[hollow eagle]

PING

[neat cypress]

Freaky

[neat cypress]

Piggy!!

[hollow eagle]

ITS LECHONK

[neat cypress]

Lechonk is a pig

[gray harness]

Dyson Magnet is fair and balanced, nerf ashen threepeater

[worldly temple]

me when someone tells me to look up:

[neat cypress]

“It says gullible on the ceiling”
The foolish Roffle:

[hollow eagle]

yall what happened to where i cant use gifs

like who did what

[glossy fulcrum]

what is dyson magnet

i wanna murder this stupid clown zombie dude

diff 5

why do they have 6k hp

i should've taken iron melons bruh

[pearl flume]

Please choose a song before clicking the black bar.

||A person opens the door and this song follows them, what vibe/ who is this person ?||

[glossy fulcrum]

Mistery
||are they the solus wing???||

[neat cypress]

Exit music to a film
||they just finished their arc and had to do something horrible||

[upbeat ginkgo]

Through some strange trick of magic or technology, looking at this cookie is like peering into a deep ocean of ancient stars. The origins of this biscuit are unknown; its manufacture, as far as your best investigators can tell, left no paper trail. From a certain angle, if you squint hard enough, you'll notice that a number of stars near the center are arranged to resemble the outline of your own face.

[foggy wharf]

JOSEPH BALATREADOR

MY MAN

[vagrant forge]

you can just do @ mods next time lol

[foggy wharf]

he wanted u :3

its cute

[upbeat ginkgo]

I tried, the role wasn't available to ping, so I had to ping the mods with green dots.

[vagrant forge]

how come it wasn't working?

[foggy wharf]

just type it out and hit enter it'll work

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vagrant forge]

bam

we don't need more than one ping lol

[upbeat ginkgo]

I see, it just didn't show in the list of things that can be pinged.

[foggy wharf]

also i checked and the bot did send messages in the channels above this one,

i still say use a honeypot channel at the top of the list

[vagrant forge]

oh yeah fs it's being discussed ig

lookie here

[upbeat ginkgo]

lmao

[foggy wharf]

if you hit space, the <@&1133519078540185692> will become green

[vagrant forge]

dont png

i was right here you didn't need to ping for it again 😭

i saw the scammer

[foggy wharf]

I WAS MAKIN SURE

[native jewel]

Don't ban him yet i wanna look into

Nvm

Wanted some cred

[upbeat ginkgo]

It does, thanks.

[foggy wharf]

they insta send messages in all the channels top down. if there was a honeypot they could message in at the top of the list that autobanned anyone who messaged in it

flawless

save for the few poor fools who message in it to be funny

[dreamy lotus]

hai

[native jewel]

I'm familiar. Was a joke

[vale cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

They eating good tonight

[hollow eagle]

damn theres another

this time its elon

anyways

do any of yall know people who would fall for a scam like this?

[tired oracle]

It’s crazy how both of these people got the money from Elon Musk

Their pictures even look so similar

[ionic skiff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[verbal geyser]

they’re asleep dw they’ll get to it

[robust basin]

Damm

[dreamy lotus]

ohhh

i've been having money trouble

thank you elon musk!

[ionic skiff]

Some YTPs I made

[simple sandal]

how could you hate vagabond

he saved my ass during most of my gold stake runs

[robust basin]

Ok and?

[sonic fossil]

I didn't realise they still did ytp

[simple sandal]

how?

[robust basin]

Idk bro

[simple sandal]

why?

[ionic skiff]

more

[glossy fulcrum]

?

[glossy fulcrum]

true

look at this atrocious defense

[vale cliff]

They really made pvz thumbnails playable

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

it was quite laggy

[signal owl]

this lady is floating

[vale cliff]

Omg

<@&1133519078540185692>

So sorry for this 😭

[storm condor]

I also made YTPs, but a little less chaotic than yours

[ashen granite]

bruh wtf are the mods asleep or something

(sorry for the late response!)

[edgy pike]

-# I made this

[brittle talon]

BIG weapon # small person.

[wraith garden]

oh thank god it's finally done

jesus fucking christ

now all i need is a sugarcane farm

which i already have

but i need a bigger one

[storm condor]

wait shit, second one is the wrong one

[hollow zodiac]

I'm making a Tabletop sim Go Fish deck for my GF based on the Battletech mechs and this is what I had for the Avatar

[gray harness]

Subspecies of Tesla Magnet, basically generates a shit ton of metal objects that lags your game

[vale cliff]

Continuing the Gold Magnet tradition of not even being plants at all, it seems

[neat cypress]

btw genuinely whats she talking about?

[tame juniper]

No fucking clue

[neat cypress]

jentucky

[vale cliff]

Who’s Jen Tucky?

[torn stump]

gaaaaaay

[storm condor]

Caravan
||They're broke and a druggie||

[wraith garden]

@balmy forge do i need anything else

i can just mine end stone and shit for the platforms

@round hamlet

[round hamlet]

What are these for?

[wraith garden]

making an enderman farm for xp

[round hamlet]

ah

[wraith garden]

i'll be making a gold farm but i need this in the meantime

just for my elytra

[round hamlet]

Honestly never have made one

[wraith garden]

and for enchants

[round hamlet]

Youll possibly need more enderpearls to summon the lil guy

They are rare

[wraith garden]

i can just kill endermen in the end

[round hamlet]

True

[wraith garden]

fuck i need to get to the nether roof actually

so much to do but i have a lot of time

no idea why i'm rushing

@round hamlet how do i calculate where to put a nether portal again

i wanna speed up the process by only linking my base portal to the roof and building the stronghold portal on the roof itself

[balmy forge]

for...

[wraith garden]

enderman farm

[balmy forge]

oh ender farm

[round hamlet]

I'm awful at that too tbh lol

[wraith garden]

and yes i did

so i got trapdoors and berries

[balmy forge]

idk tbh when i do my end farms i just made the ancient designs

[wraith garden]

i really love enderman farms because you get so much exp and need to do literally jack shit

[balmy forge]

ye

[wraith garden]

how do i make gold farms btw

[balmy forge]

depends

i think overworld ones you just make a bunch of giant portals and then have them run off somehow

[wraith garden]

i just need to put this here

[inner mortar]

Paranoia
||They awkward as heeeeeeell, bro they the most socially anxious nitwit you'll ever know, relatable folk once you get to know them but no matter what you do they WILL think you hate them||

[fickle moon]

u will need a turtle egg to lure all zombie pigmens
and preferably frost walker boots if u dont want to run around burning when placing magma blocks

[neat cypress]

does frost walker affect magma blocks?

[fickle moon]

yes
u dont take dmg when stepping on it

[neat cypress]

:0

[wraith garden]

i got a lot of things on the agenda jesus

i can make carrots and sugarcane manually enough

might need to automate sugarcane

making an enderman farm then gold

i think after this i can finally start working on my megabase

[fiery meadow]

So we thinking pats or Seahawks?

[willow thicket]

dash pum's enderman farm?

[stray topaz]

Let's go I killed the heart

I had to savescum when opening the chest tho

Cuz i forgot to pick the blue fragment while it was the only last chest left

[wintry kelp]

Spongebob doodle jump

[neat cypress]

oh cool

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Ride a dragon
Or
Ride a mecha (think Eva unit or gundam)

[wintry kelp]

And og flappy bird

[neat cypress]

how did you do this

[neat cypress]

can i be a half dragon

[wintry kelp]

Archive.org

[neat cypress]

oo

[wintry kelp]

And I got an android 7 emulator

Completely free

I'll do another

[foggy wharf]

speeboy mehoy

[wintry kelp]

What app should I do next

[foggy wharf]

idk, I just wanted to say speeboy mehoy

[south ivy]

Radioapple my beloved

[noble lynx]

Gay

[glossy fulcrum]

twinks

[south ivy]

I have more

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont love hazbin but this is alright

[neat cypress]

what the hell is this ship (I've only seen season one)

[glossy fulcrum]

it is yaoi

[warm mountain]

seahawks

[gray harness]

Probably the best part of this thymed event from reflourished

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

can I hop in the car with you, I ran out of gas (._. ).

[glossy fulcrum]

sure brah

where to

[limpid parcel]

Never deen hazbin hotel but i love yaoi so 👍

[south ivy]

Did you see episode 5?

[neat cypress]

I saw all of season one in late 2023 i think

[stray topaz]

Chat its torn

Its time to get a new cable ig

[south ivy]

Ok it's Lucifer x alastor

[severe aurora]

they were became billionare from that.

[tribal knoll]

They said, it was impossible!
That it couldn't be done!

THEY WERE WRONG

[hollow eagle]

can it run doom

[tribal knoll]

I let another nerd try to figure that out.

[stray topaz]

Lmao roller coaster tycoon

[cobalt pier]

https://doom.p2r3.com/wwdwdi.webp

S/i/wi

Oh it needed to be lowercase

[hollow eagle]

[gray harness]

Yeah, just tell me which era you wanna go to

[upbeat ginkgo]

Assembly

[warm mountain]

the house always wins.

[signal kraken]

The source code from the DOOM Stall is good value!

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

bye

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

sis i know

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

bro i know

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

robot dead go i know

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

its international bubble wrap day

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

and popping

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

r u a serial killer?

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

what about scanning serial numbers

like barcodes

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

yes

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

japan before and after 1944

[mellow raven]

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[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

yes

[halcyon basin]

People

[mellow raven]

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[halcyon basin]

I wanna talk

[hollow eagle]

the wall people grant me eternal vision

[hollow eagle]

about what

[halcyon basin]

About life

[mellow raven]

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[halcyon basin]

About the human brain

[hollow eagle]

w*thj

[hollow eagle]

brain does brain things

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

brings brain result

[hollow eagle]

×&!/

[halcyon basin]

The human brain is far more complicated from what the Brain can actually know

[hollow eagle]

wjat

[hollow eagle]

brain is brain

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

you either have it or you dont

[halcyon basin]

Brain a universe

[hollow eagle]

this BOBTHESUNDAY gets it *

[halcyon basin]

Do you know what OCD is

[hollow eagle]

brain

[hollow eagle]

you either got it or you dont

[halcyon basin]

Idk why you asking but yeah

I have OCD

[hollow eagle]

i make statement

statement has fact

[halcyon basin]

But I can explain how it actually works

[hollow eagle]

statement not question

[hollow eagle]

brain

[halcyon basin]

Why are you being mean

Am I being annoying

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

ur brain fine

[halcyon basin]

So can we talk about the Brian

And how OCD occurs

[hollow eagle]

like from family guy??

[halcyon basin]

Idk

[mellow raven]

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[hollow eagle]

yes

[halcyon basin]

That's animal crossing

[hollow eagle]

thats a new decoration

[hollow eagle]

that is NOT animal crossing

its lechonk

from wokemon

pokemon*

[halcyon basin]

No it's clearly FNAF 2

[hollow eagle]

doesnt fnaf stand for all of the characters in the games

like f for freddy

[halcyon basin]

I just realized I left the laptop plugged in

[hollow eagle]

isnt that a good thing

[halcyon basin]

And I'm in bed and I'm too lazy to get up

[hollow eagle]

dont u want ur laptop charged

[halcyon basin]

No it's wasting electricity

[hollow eagle]

leme get some stats

[halcyon basin]

I removed the batteries

[hollow eagle]

romoced

[halcyon basin]

Idk what was that tbf

[hollow eagle]

anyway

[halcyon basin]

Let's talk about OCD

[hollow eagle]

how much power does it run

cuz its probably like 5 cents

[halcyon basin]

idk

[halcyon basin]

What about leaving the laptop plugged in over night

[hollow eagle]

did some maths

[halcyon basin]

5 cents for an hour?

Or for what

Also you don't know how " inflated" we are here

[hollow eagle]

its even less

idle laptop chargers draw like only a few watts (im using 5)

[halcyon basin]

Idk about you but why wasting time in the first place when I don't even have batteries in my laptop

[hollow eagle]

so its just like its idle isnt it?

[halcyon basin]

Yeah

[hollow eagle]

like you can leave anything plugged in and it wont use much power

if you left it plugged in for 24h at 5 wh

thats 120 w

[halcyon basin]

Or you can unplug it and not use any power at all and prevent a fire hazard

[hollow eagle]

if an idle power cord is a fire hazard u might wsnt another cord tbh

[halcyon basin]

Wdym

[quaint solar]

Should i do it
(Black Sapphire told me to try)

[hollow eagle]

context

[hollow eagle]

i jus say shi

[vale cliff]

I think none of those words are real, so you probably won’t die

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario: Question provided by Wieballs.

You were dragged into a camping trip one day but during the night, while a meteor shower is happening, you spot one fall very near.

Dragged by a friend to investigate when you get to the crater, you spot a strange electronic device that quickly wraps onto your wrist.

The device has the recorded DNA of a dozen alien species and allows the wearer to transform into them at will.

What will you do with this newfound power ?

[storm condor]

Rename myself into Ben

[hollow eagle]

wake up cuz why would aliens have dna

[gray harness]

Implement them into my plants, duh!

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you are about to be executed for your crimes against humanity UwU, cutely.

What do you do?

[glossy fulcrum]

???
all organisms have dna??

[glossy fulcrum]

destroy humanity

[limpid parcel]

All orgasms have dna

[glossy fulcrum]

teeechnically false

but

yeah basically

[limpid parcel]

Some orgasms have dna

[limpid parcel]

All cool orgasms have dna

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[stray topaz]

How could u type this out

I tried to type it

But my message got blocked

[limpid parcel]

Maybe thunk banned the word right after i said it

[glossy fulcrum]

evik

[signal owl]

good job zoomers

[limpid parcel]

Balatro multiplayer but we work together and have fun instead of fighting

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[glossy fulcrum]

fighting is funner

[limpid parcel]

Spending all our money on zynz and fake carts that kill us

[signal owl]

still better than alcohol!

they did a study recently and a lifelong consumption of alcohol is linked to a 91 percent increase of colorectal cancer

[glossy fulcrum]

idk what thise are so imma trust yu

[signal owl]

not just cancer, BUTT cancer, the worst cancer of all

[glossy fulcrum]

ok

[limpid parcel]

No i need dat bruh

[signal owl]

lol 😄

[limpid parcel]

I need my butt bro im never drinking again

[signal owl]

good choice

[glossy fulcrum]

i probabky will not drink cuz im stilk underage

maybe that statistic is skewed because some gen z are below drinking age

in the us

:p

[limpid parcel]

Im not drinking age but i do drink on occasion

One more year then im legal but i never really been that into it

Maybe one or two shots on new years

[ionic skiff]

I got Streets of Fury EX for $1 on Steam
BTW it's the 3rd anniversary of pizza tower, the game that made me install Steam

that shit did numbers on the indie game industry for sure

[glossy fulcrum]

streets of furry

i love pissa tower

[mellow raven]

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[hollow kestrel]

Hello

[ornate nebula]

balatro balatrez

[wise prairie]

I don't think I have OCD but it's genuinely pleasing to see everything lined up so perfectly like this

I love D&D

[wanton python]

I've recently discovered a new dinosaur-themed strategy game. Anyone fancy joining me for a play?

[vale cliff]

Most people misunderstand what OCD is when they say this anyway

Pleasing patterns deserve to be appreciated by everyone

[wise prairie]

I'm never this organized, only when I'm writing

[wise prairie]

Maybe it's my Asperger's? I know I have that

[vale cliff]

Maybe

I’m both on the spectrum and have OCD, so I guess I can’t really represent an outside perspective

[raw flower]

Hi people

[karmic slate]

Iron lung?

“Faith, you’re driiiiving me awwaaay 🗣️”

You do it everyday 🗣️

[neat cypress]

Coming out in cinemas on friday

Markipliers movie

[karmic slate]

Wait he has a movie

I did not know

[warm mountain]

im gonna break all those records by myself trust

[wise prairie]

Markiplier is directing and starring in it

[glossy fulcrum]

i made a blueprint a while ago

[upbeat ginkgo]

I miss drugs.

That could be it, if you start with drugs you can't go back to alcohol.

It just feels pointless.

Not a Z tho, I was born in 1990

[steep crypt]

Issue of liking symbolism heavy media is that you point out that thing might a metaphor on some uncomfortable subject, people start to act like you are overreaching

And be angry that you even bring up this subject in a first place even though you just want to talk about metaphors

[neat cypress]

HOW

[karmic slate]

I don’t pay attention to anything

[neat cypress]

He announced it like two years ago 😢

[foggy wharf]

it's literally always that deep

when it comes to any media and there's "hidden" symbolism and deeper meaning to the story

it's literally always that deep

[steep crypt]

But if you talk about uncomfortable subject, people will scream at you

I had this happen to me

[foggy wharf]

maybe it was your delivery?

[steep crypt]

It wasn't a delivery

[foggy wharf]

people should be at least vaguely interested in the morals of their stories

[steep crypt]

It was "no way they would ever add this"

People denying the interpretation

[foggy wharf]

what was the thing to begin with?