🃏・off-topic

[neat cypress]

some

but

[dense salmon]

sloth is mine, I'm fighting

[neat cypress]

some straight people are also self centered

[glossy fulcrum]

i have sloth but it stems from pride

[neat cypress]

I love being teased 👅

[dense salmon]

ummm tf you mean none

[dense vortex]

most that ive met but i think most people are

[glossy fulcrum]

i know u do

[dense salmon]

I'm not kms this time, I'm killing you

[glossy fulcrum]

chat are we gonna be banned for being too freaky

[dense salmon]

yeah but I'm talking about "IM GAY BRO IM GAY LOOK AT ME" ok bro, being gay is the most normal shit in the big 2020s

[neat cypress]

ltierally no-one has ever done that

[dense vortex]

thats just discord for you

[neat cypress]

like genuinely people like that don't exist

[dense salmon]

people act like that

[neat cypress]

you mean at pride parades

[dense vortex]

well that is kinda an exaggeration for people here

[neat cypress]

or when they first find out they're gay and have just realised a part of their identity and feel excited

because other than those two scenarios, no. people like that do not exist

[dense salmon]

you sure? some dudes on gay parades act normal and as LGBT members that really defend how they are and there are the weirdos

[neat cypress]

???

look you've said english isn't your first language so I'm not going to criticise I'm also just really stupid and have the reading comprehension of a five year old but I don't understand what you're trying to say

[dense vortex]

this isnt going anywhere is it

[glossy fulcrum]

not a thing

[neat cypress]

nope

right??

[glossy fulcrum]

just a stereotype pushed by homophobes

to hate on us

and also being gay isnt really the most normal shit its still very discriminated against

[neat cypress]

it's like that meme "gay people I respect vs gay people I don't respect" which is every single homophobes talking point, and then recently the person who made that meme said "I was like 12 when I made this also it turns out I'm gay"

[dense vortex]

im gonna send bunny pictures now

[glossy fulcrum]

especially outside of the us

[neat cypress]

if it was the most normal shit then gay people would be allowed to

exist

without beign

y'know

murdered

[neat cypress]

sixth bnuny so stupid

third bunny a freak 👀

[glossy fulcrum]

if being gay was the most normal shit i wouldve known i was gay before the age of 16

[neat cypress]

get your butt out of the camera 😡

[dense vortex]

👀

[neat cypress]

onlybunnies

[glossy fulcrum]

sob

[dense vortex]

in the us it would suck to be gay while ur still in school

[neat cypress]

whatever

I'm gonna leave this convo

[dense vortex]

i will too

[glossy fulcrum]

bwaa

[neat cypress]

bnunny :3333

i lov bnun

[slate schooner]

bunny bunny bunny bunyy

[neat cypress]

bnuny bnuny bnuny bnuny

🧠🌩️ 🧠🌩️

[wide imp]

Bnuey

[ionic skiff]

This eerie hotel in Mexico

[honest moth]

giving mad at dead of night vibes

[misty oracle]

KRIS HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE!

the sound of a divine angel:

[tired oracle]

You can’t possibly be cis

[misty oracle]

Wow brilliant observation!

[neat cypress]

You’re telling me the autistic (i think) gay deltarune and ultrakill fan who is also a furry (i think), is trans?

Just getting these from your bio

[misty oracle]

Bingo

[neat cypress]

Im so smart :3

She just like me except im not a furry (despite the allegations)

[tired oracle]

I don’t think there’s a single cisgender female who fulfills these criteria

[neat cypress]

Exactly

[misty oracle]

Fr TwT

[neat cypress]

I do t think there’s a single cisgender individual who fulfills the criteria it is not just women

[misty oracle]

Especially if you add being a ultrakill fan

[tired oracle]

What is it with these games in particular that attracts queer people?

[neat cypress]

I mean undertale and deltarune are very very gay games

Like insanely gay

Probably more lgbtq characters

[tired oracle]

What about Ultrakill and Balatro?

[neat cypress]

With balatro i think it’s not that it attracts lgbtq people, it’s that only gay or trans people are entering a discord server for an indie game

Idk why ultrakill does

It is a good game

[tired oracle]

Maybe the common factor is neurodivergence? All the neurotypical queer people are talking to other people in real life instead of getting C++.

[neat cypress]

I dont think there’s are any neurotypical gay people

And i know there are no neurotypical trans people

[neat cypress]

(Btw everything i am saying is a joke)

[neat cypress]

SPAMTO

[misty oracle]

I made the meme better

[hollow zodiac]

do any of y'all have any ideas as to what the purple and white medal and the red and orange medal could be for?

which one?

??

I'm so confused. Like wdym "that means serial killer"?

well they're all fake medals I made up. The requirements for them are loosely based on USAF medals but they aren't actual medals

I am some nerds, that's why I'm here asking for help as to what they could mean

what's the average age of a troop today?

correction, average lifespan, not average age

I'm just going to assume it doesn't change between regular humans, so around mid 70's. Meanwhile the setting these medals are from the youngest sentient-sapient species in terms of lifespan is in their late 80's, and that's a drastic outlier with humans being second youngest at almost 200.

In short, Humans alone have more than double the time to earn medals, let alone the other species with the oldest almost reaching their thousands

fox humanoid actually

[violet hornet]

Post above being eaten by Susie

[hollow zodiac]

similar to Tabaxi or Khajiit

[violet hornet]

What does that even mean

[hollow zodiac]

I was meaning in terms of their physical traits, not their sociological traits

one species having traits similar to that of a fox does not make it zootopia

well they do live in a post-scarcity semi-utopia so militaries as a whole isn't as needed as they used to

[ionic skiff]

Nah more like house of leaves

[honest moth]

ahhhhh

[ionic skiff]

I hate trying to hyperlink

But yeah it looks so eerie with its white walls and stuff

[brittle coral]

Worked on a commission featuring an 8 Direction Emperor Tamarin. https://reqxel.itch.io/reqxel-commission

[glossy fulcrum]

hello gays

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

Being in the wrong place at the right time allowed you to bear witness to something you shouldn't have, a secret of a megacorp.

Now, they offer you a deal, you'll get a high paying position at their company that you just need to show up to, a nice penthouse and even a new ride.

In exchange, you live where they can see you. You talk to who they can track and you go only where they can follow.

Deal ? State your terms.

[glossy fulcrum]

no

i spill the secret

[simple sandal]

Purple and white reminds me of purple heart given to wounded soldiers, and the orange and red one should be medal of valor for soldiers that reployed after injuries

[simple sandal]

That's like having a bodyguard for free for live time and get paid for having it

But that is too good to be true, they'll just kill you on the spot instead of monitoring your every movement

[edgy pike]

Hi long time no chat!

[gray harness]

cherry.

[edgy pike]

Cherry..

[atomic glen]

Holy late game
ggs Kraken tho 🏒🏒

[sharp bay]

Nice video 👍

[vale cliff]

🤣🤣🤣

[glossy fulcrum]

my first time winning odyssey evolved was deadass on yunyao yoke

oh yeah i should get 3.2

nvm 3.1 cuz multilang

[storm condor]

thoughts on this malevolent audio

[storm condor]

blue archive?

[ionic skiff]

More pictures of this strange hotel

[ionic skiff]

I tried playing myhouse and it caused my framerate to drop like crazy

I used the superliminal gmod swep

To answer your question

Sorry I digress

Haven’t played superliminal but it also reminds me of myhouse

[storm condor]

shit looks liminal

what do these reactions mean 💔

[proud venture]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[forest night]

Totally china

[placid idol]

Looks totally normal to me

[dull gorge]

that looks like the hotel lobby from superliminal

idk why my mind comes to that

[placid idol]

This place looks like

Super

Liminal

[wheat coral]

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Recommendations

653

[nimble ibex]

If anyone knows the game in the background I'll be impressed also this is Max (he's the best)

[glossy fulcrum]

is this the peak of humanity

[wheat coral]

Clone Drone in the Danger Zone

[gray harness]

sun, im crine of how terrible it is to play anything that isn't cursed purgatory

[glossy fulcrum]

just dont use solar nut

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gray harness]

No, that was very good, the bad part is halved buff choices and halved points gained D:

[glossy fulcrum]

ohh

i thought u meant boring

[gray harness]

tbh it kinda was, I just sat there, waiting for each wave to be done for

[pearl flume]

Please select your preferred Legs and Feet augmentation.

Feel Better- Stress absorbing implants work in tandem with occasional muscle relaxant release ensures fatigue and tiredness is delayed and blocked for up to 5 hours of intense cardio vascular activity. This package includes full Adamantium leg transplant which will reduce the wearers ability to walk on eggshells.

Run The Block- Crushgrip wheels that feed on kinetic energy are installed at the heels and knees to boost momentum more and more as you run, wall ride or slide, Gyro AI implants will also ensure you always land on your wheels which, as stated, feeds on kinetic energy.

Hole In the Sun- Pressurised air canister that rapidly refuels at speed is installed in the thigh, calf, knees, soles and toes allowing for a wide range of movement produced by the sudden burst of air, akin to "double jumping", with skillful cycling all 5 air canister can be triggered in sequence to mimic flying.

[neat cypress]

@grok summerise

[tired oracle]

Turns the message into summer

[wheat coral]

You fellas ever suffering from crippling grief for the rest of your life after a stagecoach robbery gone awry results in the death of an innocent woman and their child

[hollow eagle]

not in my expierence, no. but i cant be speaking, i dont steal

[mossy nacelle]

anyone interested in play testing a 2 player card game i made (it only takes normlal playing cards)?? it still needs a lot of polishing and i would love to get help!

[leaden quartz]

if i owned all the chocolate in the world would elon musk still be more powerful than me

[vale cliff]

Elon musk is like those weekly event guild bosses everyone teams up to defeat

[leaden quartz]

but he still holds power

[normal sparrow]

Hey, I'm looking for roam user on mobile legend, I need support

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Be able to breathe water, swim fast and live in an underwater kingdom.

Or

Be able to fly and live on a kingdom of floating islands

[fading crane]

I think flight cuz the humans would just trawl my atlantis

on the other hand being high up in the air is risky

[cinder chasm]

Did you know that if you go to skibidi toilet border you will get jumpscared?/

[waxen mica]

idk why i made this

[neat cypress]

Is that yandaredev?

[waxen mica]

yeah

[neat cypress]

Fire

[crude plinth]

The last thing this guy needs is good cardio…

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

How smooth is your brain?

[neat cypress]

come on now

[neat cypress]

like a kaoal

[dusty lynx]

whats dat

[neat cypress]

kola

kolala

[pearl flume]

"Nowhere to run, it's all undone
Everything burns, everything burns
I'll watch you fall down, I'll drag you face down
Everything burns, everything burns"

[hollow eagle]

why tf would you make me think this

[rocky mist]

I hope this was going to be your last message before you died of fatal despicableness and then got rejected by hell so you got brought back to life

[dense vortex]

i found bastion 😍

[dusty lynx]

Idontgetit

[dark crane]

Hmmmmm...

[analog vector]

You think you have enough jokers

[dark crane]

maybe

[analog vector]

I think you need more

[hearty lily]

we need more jokers

WE

[dark crane]

new black deck run, what jokers should i use?

[cloud light]

Would you mind not doing this in videos-and-streams and keeping it in #🎙・server-chat or #🃏・off-topic?

@dense salmon

[sharp viper]

"localthunk is kil"
"no"

[atomic glen]

Bro wasn't almost convinced them 💔

[neon hemlock]

Good evening chat

Been a hot minute i showed up here

[vale cliff]

👍

[balmy nimbus]

Scam

[vale cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

die

[balmy nimbus]

Username ferdi_2011

[indigo ginkgo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Madignier

New WP page created

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you can remove 1 thing from our world what would it be ? Nothing is off the table.

[glossy fulcrum]

???

fun hater

whats wrong withpets

[surreal widget]

?

[vale cliff]

Everyone ignoring this for some reason

[forest python]

the inability to create/destroy matter

nice first joker pull

[forest python]

oh wow i sound like a redditor

anyways balalalaaa

[neat cypress]

a single atom from every molecule

idk what would happen but it might be kinda cool

[gray harness]

Vamporcini from PvZ2
bro quite literally does nothing and dies after doing its ability once

[distant saffron]

we are gonna have so many free radicals around the planet and theyre gonna react with each other and do who knows what
also ozone is gone

[vale cliff]

“You’re no child of mine!”

[latent pollen]

Anyone play Brawlhalla ?

[visual knot]

I used to

[latent pollen]

You any good ?

[hollow eagle]

yall NEVER buy a black female horse

its a nightmare

[vale cliff]

Why are you racist and sexist to horses

I don’t know if this is allowed

[vale cliff]

👍

[edgy pike]

hi whats new?

[glossy fulcrum]

haia

[lime shale]

YESSS NO CLASSES

[gray harness]

doing awfully awful with this setup 👍

[brittle talon]

I wanted to rub but he cursed at me.

[vale cliff]

He’s so long

Ours still does that too, even though she’s mostly fine with family members touching her belly

[coral wigeon]

Hello!

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ? Warning: Soma reference, disturbing.

You gain instant teleportation to anywhere you want

But

||Every time you teleport, you create a new clone of you at that location and the body you teleported out of goes brain-dead.||

[sand valley]

I would not

[brittle talon]

"hey bro check this out."
teleports

[lucid isle]

Teleportation + solution to world hunger.

[soft cedar]

Wouldn't be much of a difference

[inner dome]

Check out mah dawg

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean sure, best case i wont have to use it

[crude plinth]

Actually what if I teleport to a new location but now there is a clone of me…

[crude plinth]

“Deploy the Derps…”

[inner dome]

I will become the greatest organ donator to ever live

[tribal knoll]

Eventaully; we'll figure out how to play Balatro on this.

[balmy nimbus]

Same vibes as the dude who beat Minecraft on a receipt printer

[dense vortex]

the extra bodies would prolly be helpful so probably yeah

[rose citrus]

visible panic
https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/lQ7gBsvyj-9vCP2m0?invite=cr-MSx6ZTYsNTc2MDAxMQ&v=4

[steep crypt]

Current situation in my main fandom - we are having Rashomon Effect about Rashomon Effect

[queen forge]

Pego

[sand valley]

depends if you think "you" would keep existing, as you are, or if you believe that the clone would just be a copy of you and "you" would stop existing

i personally believe the latter

[crude plinth]

I think just having two clones of me would be cool.
We could stop trying to be normal and just spend time in the woods cloning ourselves and creating THE HORDE.

An entire army of God’s strongest soldiers…

We would be like army ants and build bridges and boats with our bodies…

[glossy fulcrum]

myon

however the power works the button doesnt say you have to use it so like

why nit

not

i guess the temptation will always be there

but teleportation could be lifesaving

[inner dome]

Peguliar

[upbeat ginkgo]

I could totally tank rabies.
That shit would have me pinned for a week to

[glossy fulcrum]

.-.

[inner dome]

Probably because you got vaccinated

Right

[dense vortex]

green blaze

[ionic skiff]

Apple Kris

[rocky mist]

punishing bird

[rocky mist]

did you do that with your teeth

[steep crypt]

@rocky mist wanna hear about double Rashomon that just happened in limbus fandom? :)

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

do you come from the land from downunder?

[wheat coral]

do i still maintain consciousness in my new body

[spring plume]

Do you guys think about the nationalities of jokers?

Like Jimbo is American cause of the ad

But are there any British jokers?

[wheat coral]

showman

[tiny sapphire]

Ooeeaa

[vale cliff]

The soma reference implies it’s an exact mental replica of you

The real you is dead

[wise prairie]

I bought my first ever CD, I feel like an adult

[olive ridge]

Balatro yuri

[vale cliff]

Goated

[glossy fulcrum]

balatro yaoi

[vale cliff]

Checkered deck enjoyer

[tribal knoll]

Archimedes!

[vale cliff]

That’s a different game…

[forest night]

Kangaroo island

Mega pluh

[vale cliff]

The lighting made that read as Fucketmonster to me

[gray harness]

Crazy-Dave-to-Crazy-Dave communication

[pearl flume]

Please choose a mele weapon before clicking the black bar. Question provided by [K].

||Armed with this, you must defeat 100 chicken sized horses, how do you fare ? how do you fight ?||

[lucid isle]

Crowbar, ||Probably pretty well||

[vale cliff]

||I would rather defeat 100 horse sized chickens||

[worldly cargo]

Hey guys?

What would you think of a Twisted Wonderland game inspired by DreamWorks? It would have a balanced gender ratio

[forest night]

Balanced gender role was pretty random lol

Seems interesting

[vale cliff]

I barely know anything about Twisted Wonderland Disney

[forest night]

What about board game

That lasts for 10 years

[worldly cargo]

Here's the best part; These students are not only inspired by DreamWorks villains but we cpuld potentially get a female student inspired by Farquaad

[forest night]

What

[glossy fulcrum]

.-.

brody with the banger ideas like always

[queen forge]

Fireball and flippers is so much fun

[cedar surge]

High contrast cards

[worldly cargo]

So you want a female Don Lino inspired student? Okay!

[umbral halo]

Seeing a deck with traditional colours now feels weird after playing balatro

[vale cliff]

Balatro’s so good they made it real

[robust marlin]

Best type of cards

[deft robin]

where... where did you find these???

[cedar surge]

I found a card game called Guandan, which use 2 decks and straight flush is a powerful hand in the game. So I guess they produced 4 colored deck to divide suits more clearly

when you initially draw 27 cards in hand

[deft robin]

ill have to check this out

seems cool

[lime shale]

saw someone shorten university into u and said I'm in u....

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Survey.

1. How would you rank your enjoyment of Daily Questions ?
   1 (Stop doing it) - 5 (I very much enjoy it).

2. How do you interact with Daily Questions ?
   A- I write down my answers.
   B- I answer in my head but do not write it down.
   C- I do not interact with Daily Questions.

3. What does the fox say ?

[cedar surge]

Blue diamonds are weird for me especially with blurred joker's ability

[obtuse sonnet]

best i got in a roblox balatro fangame

[glossy fulcrum]

are you sure this is a fangame and not just a copy

[obtuse sonnet]

it has original jokers

[glossy fulcrum]

:o

[obtuse sonnet]

alot of them

[glossy fulcrum]

fair

sounds fine then idk

[obtuse sonnet]

theres still a bunch of regular balatro jokers but they have new names and new sprites

[glossy fulcrum]

alr :3

[turbid canopy]

I released the demo for my game on itch
It's a puzzle game about making letters happy 🔥 (basically)
-# am i allowed to post a link for this btw?

[ionic skiff]

Why are they looking at each other like that

[lucid cairn]

baltro

[lusty stirrup]

this isnt balatro

[obtuse sonnet]

thats why we are in #🃏・off-topic dummy

[lusty stirrup]

you right

[cobalt nymph]

what sould i do ??

[gray harness]

using the Big Bang (Cherry) with a side of obsidian tall-nuts to win in pvz fusion

[unreal flume]

sell abstract easy

personally id grab the voucher instead of opening buffoon but thats just me. with egg you should get consistent rerolls in the future to pick up money tarots and get the death/hangman machine rolling

[placid idol]

Do y'all fw Dermot kennedy

[unreal flume]

also consider pivoting away from holograph soon bc if you don’t might as well hold R

[glossy fulcrum]

tall nutted all over the roof

whatre the cherry umbrellas for

[dense vortex]

🥀

[wheat coral]

tjese bitches gay

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You wake up in the middle of a blood bath, bodies strewn around. Yet you stand tall, a gun in one hand, a blade in the other.

Turns out, you're a sleeper agent, one capable of wiping out dozens of people before whatever the code word is wears off.

You have no idea who you're an agent for, why they needed you to do this or what the actual trigger was.

What do you do ?

[forest night]

What can you even do in that situation?

I'm going to assume you just have zero idea or knowledge about secret org

[severe aurora]

only 'secret' i know is secret menu in fastfood. 😏🍔

[forest night]

What does that even mean

[severe aurora]

some burgers didn't described in they're menu.

just like some burger in McDonalds.

[forest night]

Oh uh ok

[vale cliff]

Don’t fuck the burger

[gray harness]

For Professor Cherryz, who launches cherries to the 2nd column

[glossy fulcrum]

ah

right

.^^.

[gray harness]

And TIL Big Crunch Squash is actually quite goated against bosses!

[forest night]

Veery beeg dog

[raw flower]

Hi

[storm condor]

(sorry for bald english)

[edgy pike]

...

[edgy pike]

hello

[warm owl]

I can never escape that damn bird scream

[vital gust]

the silent is peak slay the spire

[brittle talon]

Unga bunga ironclad.

[cedar surge]

Defect mah boi

[inner mortar]

A fishing rod with a variety of increasingly violent hooks

||I'm so cooked. I'll try my best but while wounding the horses sounds easy the flexibility and unwieldiness of the rod make it bad for swarms and especially close range fights. I lowkirksixsevenuinly think that minimising the fishing rod and using it as a blunt get-off-me tool is best, just making them recoil and flinch. Fortunately, hooks hurt, I put then around in a circle around me and try to play a long game of floor spikes and keep-away. Not beating 100 horses tho, esp not with the whole surfacearea:bodymass thing that makes ants like, uber strong||

[pearl flume]

Please choose 3 nouns before clicking the black bar.

||"Made by (Noun), for (Noun), Of (Noun)!

What did you just say ?||

[fickle moon]

made by ||me||, for ||me||, of ||me||

[lucid isle]

person, place, thing

[inner mortar]

||Playground | Proqulsexual | Hanahaki disease||
||Made by Playground™, for Proqusexuals, of Hanahaki disease!||

||-# not too sure how "of" fits there||

[vale cliff]

Is that the Japanese flower disease

[raw flower]

How are you doing Blender man

[vale cliff]

Me:
Ice cream:

[misty oracle]

It's easier just to screenshot the message

[livid condor]

holy card???

[random rose]

Holy shit, is that a balatro reference?

[glossy fulcrum]

i wonder

can i

ok nope

[dull gorge]

whys undertale yellow in there

[misty oracle]

Cause it's Undertale

[edgy pike]

I’m good, you?

[raw flower]

Im okay

[glossy fulcrum]

watch steins;gate

there is a “femboy”

[glossy fulcrum]

cool

[gray harness]

Ay, this DLC mod is pretty good!

[glossy fulcrum]

it is it is

i should plau itmore

[inner dome]

Beeshooter

[gray harness]

It do Bee Shooting indeed

[inner dome]

I sure do hope an undertale reference doesn't appear in that game

[inner dome]

Don't stare at them
It's not your beesiness

[gray harness]

That'd bee funi tho

[inner dome]

Bee careful

[wide marten]

what mod is this

[gray harness]

It's in the message, DLC mod!

[wide marten]

oh

[glossy fulcrum]

its a mod lead by samen i think that basically just expands on the base game as if it got an update

it also includes 2 player mode which is why i initially got it

never rly found anyone to play with

[neat cypress]

Isn’t there a trans woman in it (stop copying me damn)

[glossy fulcrum]

yep

when given the opportunity she ||used time travel to change her birth gender||

so yeah trans woman

dont ask how that works its weird

[neat cypress]

I only know one aspect abt the show which is abt her

[neat cypress]

I’m not clicking 👅

[glossy fulcrum]

(its just a spoiler for the show)

(not anything freaky)

[neat cypress]

:(

😢

😿

🐱

[glossy fulcrum]

sorryyy

[forest night]

Bum bum dee dum

[worldly talon]

[indigo ginkgo]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_and_funeral_of_Buenaventura_Durruti
Companion Gren just created this 70k+ size massive article
That took them months to research and write so I share it

[scenic imp]

I already got consistent in runs from 68%

[dense vortex]

banger level and nice progress

[pearl flume]

Please select your preferred Arms and Hands augmentation.

Reaktion- 360 Auto responsive ai that thinks at 300 frames per second will automatically react to fast moving objects near the user to catch or parry. User can also target focus on things that require speed.

Your House- Condensed spring arms with super elastic outer shell allows you to stretch your arms up to 50 meters away at speed up to 15 km an hour, slower stretching can also be done to more carefully control direction and finger movements.

Violence- Reinforced Steel pistons and titanium shell for skin. Capable of punching down concrete walls, blocking low calibre bullets with no damage and a grip strength that rivals a hydraulic press. Your nails now doubled as screw drivers.

[vale cliff]

“Your nails now doubled as screw drivers”

Okay, Ms. Not a JoJo reference

I see you

[pearl flume]

that's a thing in jojo ?

[lunar steppe]

not related to balatro but i need someone with tech expertise to help me with some ping issues in valorant, pls dm if u can help :)

[verbal sierra]

i saw that message in a different server

[trim vine]

i help ping <@&1133519078540185692> for probable self-advertisement and maybe scam botting

[edgy stream]

2nd day on server

[native jewel]

ur fast

[edgy stream]

That wasn't me that shot

[trim vine]

i think i remember seeing someone like that in another server

[severe aurora]

bet mostly stolen old accounts.

[neat cypress]

Help her D:

[pearl flume]

Anyone here know stuff about Tarot ?

[vale cliff]

Balala

[neat cypress]

:0

[neat cypress]

😦

[olive relic]

#1458743756453974017

[neat cypress]

Come on now

[severe aurora]

so many stolen account friend requests and scam messages.

[alpine condor]

yooo flush five

[queen forge]

Go sleep in the nether

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||I come no matter what||
||Wisdom and pain I pass||
||I take and heal all that ||
||Each tick I claim your last||

The Answer: ||Time||

[vale cliff]

||🤨||
||Time||
||Time||
||Time||

[pearl flume]

nice one

[fringe laurel]

https://youtu.be/WdaBtzsx_rA?si=qfD9SB-n9lkHmBQ-

[fiery knot]

i come no matter what
i come no matter what
i come no matter what
i come no matter what

[fallow cairn]

first time doing pixel art that's not balatro for once

[lament raven]

As in?

[glossy fulcrum]

i will not act normal uwu

you cant show me shirtless gabriel and expect me to act normal

sry

[glossy fulcrum]

bhouytfhuuyg

bhouytfhuuyg

ooops dpuble send

@-@

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

can I wear your skin?

[glossy fulcrum]

owo

[brittle talon]

Sure thing.

[dusty lynx]

yey!

[lament raven]

That is crazy

[inner dome]

Dad jokes to use at the next war:

"This landmine is now landyour's"
"Drone strikes? They don't have rights!"
"Knock knock, who's there, hand grenade"

[gray harness]

dave

[dusty lynx]

im scared and I need an adult!

There is a skeleton in a go cart spinning in circles with staying alive playing, I dont know what to do!

[pure yarrow]

im bored, what's everybody's favorite kind of donut?

[glossy fulcrum]

hehe

cream filledd

[placid idol]

What do y'all know about glazed donuts

[storm condor]

[shell flint]

nothing like gambling my life savings away

[neat cypress]

Is that 7 grand dad

[storm condor]

may I inquire on that photograph reskin :3

[storm condor]

where may i be able to acquire this

[foggy wharf]

this is a genuinely swag video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_F4rEaRduk

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is the worst plot or plotline you've ever seen ? (how "worst" applies is up to you)

[shy gate]

We cant send gifs?

[vale cliff]

No

[storm condor]

Can't send stickers either

literally 1984 😔

[foggy wharf]

i guess like, MJ and peter in spiderman? It's just bland

[storm condor]

Marvel's version of time travel

[foggy wharf]

that too. They kind of under utilized it. Then tried to do similiar plots with the multiverse.
Also Spiderman and black cat have way better chemistry

[storm condor]

this same dude keeps making alt accounts and harrassing me, trying to ask me out

[foggy wharf]

EW

have you reported his accounts?

[storm condor]

i'm dumb and just blocked them 💔

i'll report them rq

[foggy wharf]

if youve made multiple accounts to contact them then yes

[storm condor]

how do i report accounts again?

[neat cypress]

Yes

[neat cypress]

👀

[neat cypress]

Can i forward this to some friends 😭

[storm condor]

yeah sure

[neat cypress]

I’ll censor your username

Not theirs though

[storm condor]

oh yeah, i forgot my username is prevalent in those screenshots

[neat cypress]

Proof

Oh wow ok

[storm condor]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[neat cypress]

That’s not how it works

Also you weren’t doxxed

[sullen portal]

what the fuck

Get out

[neat cypress]

Ok billy badass

Timmy tough knuckles over here

[storm condor]

thanks

[neat cypress]

No but actually uh wtf

[neat cypress]

You might wanna change your username tho

[storm condor]

perfect image to describe this

[neat cypress]

Why is a it video

Wait

Swap

[storm condor]

i actually don't know...

[storm condor]

wha

[neat cypress]

He seems nice you should give him a chance

/j/j/j

[storm condor]

threatning to doxx is only a minor red flaggg

[neat cypress]

He was just being silly

[storm condor]

alr, changed my username

[neat cypress]

Yay

[neat cypress]

It was a prank twin

[vale cliff]

Wtf happened here

💀

[neat cypress]

Something silly

[neat cypress]

This guys alt

And then threatened to doxx

[storm condor]

he professed his love to me, and then in a fit of the second stage of grief, threatened to doxx me

[neat cypress]

I would too

[crude plinth]

The fuck are you talking about?

[neat cypress]

Oh I’m just bring stupid ignore me

[storm condor]

im actually dying bro

[neat cypress]

Is it him

[storm condor]

probably, idk

[neat cypress]

Is he back

[storm condor]

i'm cracking up rn

[neat cypress]

Insane

[crude plinth]

You need to burn this account and jump ship right now tbh…

[neat cypress]

Giant incel good heavens

[storm condor]

he didn't even get the country right gang 💔

[crude plinth]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H58vbez_m4E&list=RDH58vbez_m4E&start_radio=1&pp=ygULbm90IGxpa2UgdXOgBwE%3D

Hey guys check out this song I like! 😊 ✨

[neat cypress]

Never heard of it

[storm condor]

who is "kendrick lamar"

[severe aurora]

just report as 'personal stalker' to discord, if you're living in USA, then you can report back that as 'child groomer' to FBI.

[neat cypress]

Is Kendrick the guy from that one lonely island song yolo?

[crude plinth]

Just look up the lyrics…
You will get it…

[shy gate]

[neat cypress]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Language

[storm condor]

how do i report the account and not the user profile?

[severe aurora]

prison for teenager might be very cozy.

[neat cypress]

It’s against the rules

[storm condor]

bro said he was 17, then when i said my age, he diverted back to 13

[neat cypress]

Did he die

@green heart

[severe aurora]

why believe and concern stalker's bullshits?

[neat cypress]

Nope

[severe aurora]

all lie from the first place.

[neat cypress]

He’s still here

[storm condor]

nah ik he's 100% bullshitting

he tried playing it off horribly

[neat cypress]

So that he doesn’t get banned he deleted his messages

[crude plinth]

To quote one of my favorite rappers…
“Freaky ass *** he a sixty nine god.”
“Hey hey hey hey run for your life…”

[severe aurora]

then ignore and report back.

[sullen portal]

Nah he banned

[atomic glen]

Baseball Card Gold Stake is solid

[sullen portal]

Next time report his message for doxxing then ping mods

[severe aurora]

you can still report back base on messages in PM.

[neat cypress]

Oh discord was just being stupid

[sullen portal]

You have to report the message, not the profile

[atomic glen]

We got the galaxy with this one

[storm condor]

okay, thank you :3

[neat cypress]

She swimming

[atomic glen]

Oh wait this is off topic-

[storm condor]

blub blub blub blub

[forest night]

Funny dog

[storm condor]

yep, pretty fucked up looking dog

[severe aurora]

define DOG

[forest night]

It's dog

Dog is dog

[atomic glen]

Yall we got some fog here lol

[severe aurora]

insist your justice. 😏

[storm condor]

holy moly that's foggy

[forest night]

Other parts of the winery thingie

[severe aurora]

cat is dog.

[storm condor]

feels like a gta 6 trailer

[forest night]

How??

[storm condor]

bro do you live in the underworld 😭

[severe aurora]

even that would release in 2026?

[neat cypress]

I think gta6 is this year

[atomic glen]

Yeah

[severe aurora]

bet cost debugging over 2 years.

[atomic glen]

Burnt Joker ain't got nothin on me

[storm condor]

the shots are similar to the trailers, and the sharpness of the images are quite high, mimicking how gta 6 trailers look

[neat cypress]

Idrc when it releases since my parents probably won’t let me play it until like late 2027

[severe aurora]

Botw and Totk was debugging whole 1 years on only Physics.

[neat cypress]

Oh damn

Those games have cool physics tho

[severe aurora]

just simple light havok but cost 1 years.

bet most of debugs in GTA6 might be world simulators.

[neat cypress]

I don’t know much about video game making

[severe aurora]

just single world event makes fuck up all the story quest flags in stalker2.

how funny stalker2 1.0 was in, rats in sewer cross entire map for following in town.

[storm condor]

i wonder if he's gonna come back

[neat cypress]

What about cyberpunk 2077 1.0

That’s was super broken

[neat cypress]

Probably?

[severe aurora]

was that guy is who got multiful account banned few days back?

[neat cypress]

If he does let me know lol

[severe aurora]

either same guy or not, too much insane sick peoples over internet.

[storm condor]

i'd assume

[severe aurora]

avoid discord.

[neat cypress]

Yeah

[severe aurora]

just cut the internet, live back to tinfoil room.

[storm condor]

mmmmmmm

tinfoil

i like tinfoil

[neat cypress]

I kinda do believe he’s 13 based on how he was acting

[neat cypress]

Yummy 😋

[severe aurora]

and your imaginary friend Alex Johns.

[atomic glen]

How you gonna say "wsp" and then have your dms on private 💔

[storm condor]

how many pings do you need brochalini

you're hoarding them

[neat cypress]

Oh hey this happened to one of my friends

[atomic glen]

All of them

[atomic glen]

Crazy server tag btw

[neat cypress]

*awesome

[storm condor]

*perfect

[glossy fulcrum]

says the twink

[atomic glen]

Nah

[storm condor]

😦

[neat cypress]

:0

[storm condor]

yk, i have a sneaking suspicion you may be someone i know

[neat cypress]

He just joined and immediate checks this channel

[neat cypress]

Perhaps

[storm condor]

how do you send gifs :0

[neat cypress]

Hey wait wtf what are you doing out of mods

[glossy fulcrum]

u cant send most but this one i downloaded so i could .^^.

and also

tgis

[storm condor]

moddings been getting quiet, so i decided to talk here a little

[neat cypress]

Ah

[storm condor]

what are tgis?

[neat cypress]

It’s like a crossover

[glossy fulcrum]

tenor gifs usually saved are videos so dont do that

[neat cypress]

*This

[glossy fulcrum]

typo

[storm condor]

ah

[neat cypress]

Oh no

Is it to harass people

[storm condor]

is the feature to text underaged children and ask them out

[neat cypress]

As opposed to underage adults

True

[storm condor]

how funny would it be if this person was just a random dude and not the other guy

[storm condor]

ohhhh, okei

[neat cypress]

Ok JUST incase it ISN’T him someone has been harassing rice shower with alts

[severe aurora]

once when you concern it, you're lose.
if you get schizo, then he wons.
so don't fucking care about that. just leave it to mod.

[storm condor]

that's actually really good advice

thank you

bro ate a hashbrown

[atomic glen]

Life goal accomplished

[neat cypress]

Because your stupid

[neat cypress]

Can die happy now

[atomic glen]

Achieved his dreams

[storm condor]

I'd need to eat a triple cheeseburger to die happy ngl

[neat cypress]

Bacon, scrambled eggs and hash brown sandwich so peak

[atomic glen]

Yesss

[severe aurora]

<@&1133519078540185692> likely same guy.

[vale cliff]

Why is this channel so freaky every time I visit

[neat cypress]

Uh huh suuure

[storm condor]

that does indeed sound fire

[atomic glen]

(Make it a dippy egg tho)

[neat cypress]

Eh we don’t have any PROOF

[storm condor]

bro got murked

[vale cliff]

Oh, he died

[neat cypress]

@bleak scarab

[storm condor]

choom flatlined

[neat cypress]

Why can i ping

[crude plinth]

It’s probably just one of those four chan chasers at it again.

[neat cypress]

Cringe

[crude plinth]

We should kill stalkers with hammers.

[storm condor]

amen

[severe aurora]

did you see those soywojak psychopath fuckers framing someone opposite earth and doxxing hard?
those scums didn't had any reasons. that just acting stalking for fun.

[vale cliff]

…???

“The humans will love this one” -👽

[neat cypress]

4chan is actually psychotic

[crude plinth]

Well with soyjack party at least it’s kind of a streak.

[severe aurora]

just leave report and scrap evidence for future lawsuits.
there's no timelimit in civil lawsuit so.

[severe aurora]

nah, you never been watching 'pit under the pit'

[crude plinth]

Also I don’t get what you mean by framing someone opposite earth and doxxing hard.

[severe aurora]

there's much more and more psychopath living all over globes.

[crude plinth]

Chinese cat haters come to mind.

[storm condor]

German gotta be copying english's homework bro

Wein is wine

Wasser is water

kaffee is coffee

[severe aurora]

they just framing someone pdf, then doxxing it, then even digital impersonation to theft livelihood profits.

[neat cypress]

How do they say bratwurst?

[crude plinth]

I think English is a mix of Germanic and Romantic languages so it makes sense.

[severe aurora]

there's tons of sicko trolling over internet for just fun.

if you're lawsuit to them, then they escape from lawsuit by suicide.

those are fucking scums.

[storm condor]

I do not know :3

[neat cypress]

Gross

[crude plinth]

That doesn’t surprise me tbh. Predation is an unfortunate fact of life, and when it isn’t put in check enough you get stuff like this. Especially if you have authority figures/systems that don’t do enough to stop it/actively enable it.

[storm condor]

Tee is tea 💔

[gray harness]

using my big spicy nuts to kill the zombies

[neat cypress]

Oh

[atomic glen]

Built this in class

[storm condor]

hell yeah

[storm condor]

anything but doing work 💔

[atomic glen]

It was testing which I didn't have, so it was a free 2 hours chill 💔

[tired oracle]

Caught red-handed ||(obviously /j like what are you even THINKING man I'm a minor and I'm aroace WHY WOULD I GROOM KIDS)||

[neat cypress]

How could you

Mods ban them

[storm condor]

Mods, throw them overboard and make them sleep with the fishes

[atomic glen]

Mods, take away their beefcake pantyhose and kill their headlights and put it in neutral

[neat cypress]

I love when discord shows messages from other servers

[storm condor]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I REPLIED TO 😭

[atomic glen]

LMAO

[vale cliff]

Literally no one has any reason to do that tbh

[tired oracle]

Obviously correct

[neat cypress]

Actually idk it that username is allowed here since it had naughty words

Delet

[vale cliff]

It’s like cave diving except instead of claustrophobia and death, you’re a pedophile

[tired oracle]

When you go cave diving, you get to see the inside of a cave that nobody's been in before

When you're a pedophile, you try to see a minor's genitalia

[severe aurora]

stop this madness bullshits.

[neat cypress]

:0

[tired oracle]

All pedophiles should go cave diving untrained and do something that rhymes with "pucking guy"

[storm condor]

ewfefrvedsdcf

[neat cypress]

Smartest thing you’ve ever said

[atomic glen]

Bro upgraded to foil

[torn granite]

Yes bro

[inner prawn]

Oh hey that’s me:D

[sharp bay]

Yall need to give pizza tower a shot, never witnessed peak in my life as good as this

[severe aurora]

give me chicken tower.

mountain size grave that tons of chicken bones for fried god.

[neat cypress]

Hell yeah

[severe aurora]

Trees are very polite

[south ivy]

My fav mentally unstable trio

[gray harness]

using ice, poison, and manipulation of the space-time continuum to defeat the zombies

[full roost]

guys I found it

[gray harness]

now pull out your heart, split it in 2, and put it right next to the flower

[ionic skiff]

I’ve always considered Alex Rochon to be the quintessential Spamton voice

Not Juno’s spamton voice

[full roost]

i cant do that, however what I can do is drop a transparent battery filled with mysterious red liquid

🪫

[brittle talon]

Choke.

[full roost]

what a tragedy

[vale cliff]

It looks like it doesn’t mind

[bronze sorrel]

https://www.twitch.tv/ollieonmars?no-reload=true

[inner dome]

Pokemon ahh evolution scheme

[edgy spoke]

no explanation.

[woeful tide]

UNDA?

[glossy fulcrum]

gg

[azure spire]

Sorry, but that doesn't look like a video at all.

At least not on mobile.

[glossy fulcrum]

tricked me

(i am a dumb femboy)

[neat cypress]

Yes it does

[shell flint]

brainstorm... tribe...

[glass pumice]

anyway have a picture of my cat

[simple urchin]

That cat is lucky

[glass pumice]

🤔

[azure spire]

Not on my screen.

[pearl flume]

Please choose a fictional character before clicking the black bar.

||You live right next door. How do you feel and what do you expect ?||

[storm condor]

oh curse you

[storm condor]

cancerous rodent

i expect to be irradiated

[neat cypress]

FUCK YEAH

[tired oracle]

tricked me
I am not dumb, not feminine, and not a boy

[glossy fulcrum]

fire

[glossy fulcrum]

Toji Zen'in
||he is dead.|| jjk spoilers

also technically not zenin whatever

[vale cliff]

didn’t trick me

I am dumb

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Says: "Within three days, knit a scarf with a butterfly pattern."

[neat cypress]

did trick me, I am dumb, I am a fem, I'm not a boy 🤔

[dusty lynx]

mmm, shrimp

picks up @neat cypress and prepares to make some dinner

[neat cypress]

😟

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Fun Fact.

The world and government as we know it today is controlled by vampiric techno-necromancer lizard men from alpha centauri.

[sharp bay]

Minos

[maiden bison]

Females are overrated

[neat cypress]

I really fucking hope I just don't know who you are and for people who know you they know this is just your sense of humour and you aren't a giant incel

[neat cypress]

I mean

yeah?

[loud ginkgo]

Fr, go gay 💪

[neat cypress]

true..,

but girls are pweddy 🤤

[dusty lynx]

starts cooking the pot of boiling water

tasty shrimp

[neat cypress]

NO PLEASE

I HAVE A BOYWIFE AND A SON TO LOOK AFTER :(

[dusty lynx]

begins to slowly and cinematically lower you into the boiling water

Foooooood

[dusty lynx]

(A femboy wife?)

[neat cypress]

yes

[neat cypress]

NO PLEASE

[dusty lynx]

Big butt too?

[neat cypress]

uhhh

[dusty lynx]

(waits for someone to try and save you or something, this feels too easy)

[dusty lynx]

too much?

[neat cypress]

eh

i just don't know how to respond to that one lol

[dusty lynx]

okay

Drops you into da pot

[neat cypress]

gets saved by creature

😎

[dusty lynx]

wha?

what creature?

[neat cypress]

the creature 😎

[dusty lynx]

Who is 'the creature'?

[neat cypress]

https://youtu.be/M-fQ-T5sxA0?si=b0VqAW54hfTTcGOx

Creature 😎

[dusty lynx]

kewl

[neat cypress]

(Creature is not mine, all rights reserved to Kamilamenia)

[dusty lynx]

...I have several questions

[neat cypress]

about what :3

:3

[dusty lynx]

I...

Nevermind

(._. )

[neat cypress]

i can answer all and any creature related questions you have

[maiden bison]

I'm not a. Incel

[neat cypress]

okai ^w^

[storm condor]

Have an Up&Go at 23:00

Feeling magnificent

[neat cypress]

yummi

[storm condor]

Do aussies have up&go's?

[neat cypress]

ye

[storm condor]

What's yo favourite flavour

[neat cypress]

chocolate :3

[storm condor]

Pretty alright choice

[neat cypress]

^U^

[storm condor]

Mines gotta be iced vanilla

I don't like the new straws tho

[neat cypress]

(I've literally only had two flavours)

[storm condor]

They make my mouth dry

[neat cypress]

the liberal leaving my body when my straw gets mushy:

[storm condor]

Those turtles can thug it out

[neat cypress]

aint no way my goat Leonardo getting beaten by a straw

I call that shit natural selection

[storm condor]

Who is Leonardo brochalini 💔

[neat cypress]

fucking kids these days (I'm one year older)

[storm condor]

Oh ffs 💔

I haven't watched teenage mutant ninja turtles in years

[neat cypress]

how do you forget leonardo 😢

[dusty lynx]

What does the creature's flesh taste like?

[neat cypress]

actually raphael is the best one

[dusty lynx]

[neat cypress]

leonardo is cool though

[neat cypress]

pear

[storm condor]

I can hardly remember their names

[dusty lynx]

what is its epic backstory?

[neat cypress]

tragic

[neat cypress]

creature is only a month old

[dusty lynx]

what has it done in its month?

[neat cypress]

I need to ask if I have legal permission to disclose this

[neat cypress]

creature has killed 7 people

and taken over part of kamilarmenias brain

[delicate bane]

la creatura thou sayeth...

[delicate bane]

wait im outside of suggestions i need to get back to work

[storm condor]

Would yall rather: have every "would you rather" that someone asks you become true - you have to answer it, and you cannot disclose the fact that you will be affected by this - no matter what it is, or, be able to spawn 20 dollar in your pocket every 3 minutes on Thursdays?

[neat cypress]

hm

[mild depot]

20 bucks

there are some shorrible would you rathers...

[storm condor]

But imagine the good would you rathers

You could become a literal god

[mild depot]

i would rather die than eat shit for the rest pf my life...

[storm condor]

Oh that is a horrible would you rather

[mild depot]

20 bucks in what currency tho

[storm condor]

Uhhhhhh

The equivalent of 20 USD in whatever your local currency is

[mild depot]

ill take usd!

[brittle talon]

"Would you rather eat shit or have every nerve on your body double in number."

[mild depot]

its like 40 bucks

[brittle talon]

If someone asks you something like that then it's over.

[storm condor]

How much shit is it

[mild depot]

enough to feed you

[brittle talon]

4k calories.

[storm condor]

I'm anaemic, so that isn't much

[brittle talon]

About as much as the human body can have in a day.

[mild depot]

stuff yourself full of shit ig

[storm condor]

Wouldn't you die from that

[mild depot]

is that an lotm reference

crazy

[storm condor]

Shi, with double the nerves, your balance would be crazy

[brittle talon]

Who's lotm.

[mild depot]

just domt die

[mild depot]

bro doesnt know peak...

[brittle talon]

With double the nerves i'm sure this would do something to how much your brain percieves pain.

[mild depot]

one punch and its all jover

[mild depot]

its just that easy

[brittle talon]

Getting hit in the balls with this would be more painful than giving birth to quadruplets.

[storm condor]

Perchance

[mild depot]

you wouldnt be able to piss either

bc pee is stored in the balls

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