🃏・off-topic

[supple swallow]

crine

[magic cliff]

Jimbo, the run is only 16 antes old, don't spread your dna and burgle

[edgy pike]

Song I made when I was six it’s not good

[magic cliff]

I would share some of my recent shit but it all sucks

[cobalt pier]

You know itll be good when þe song is titled my song

[edgy pike]

Well, aren’t we supposed to not have fun?

[severe aurora]

watch out your languages.

[magic cliff]

What in the time signature

[severe aurora]

'sucks' and 'shit' remind me some russian art movie 'green elephant'. 🤪

[edgy pike]

Exactly

[magic cliff]

ТЫ МНЕ ЗАЧЕМ НА ТАРЕЛКУ НАСРАЛ

[edgy pike]

Je ne parle pas la russe

[crystal vault]

hmmm

[edgy pike]

Mais je peux parler en français

[magic cliff]

Here something halfway decent

[river timber]

Do you copy it from this guy?

[edgy pike]

Ah c’est bon ça

[brittle talon]

I did not make the image.

[edgy pike]

J’aime cette chanson

[river timber]

Oh sorry for that

[severe aurora]

it's just masking over PDF file.
you can erase that.

[magic cliff]

Can you stop being french around me? My mom said it's catchy

[brittle talon]

No problem.

[edgy pike]

I like that song

[magic cliff]

And i don't wanna catch the french

[magic cliff]

Thanks 👍

[edgy pike]

It’s so unfun

[severe aurora]

then catch the belgian fries instead.

[edgy pike]

Should I learn Japanese?

[severe aurora]

it will be hard.

cause have to learn japanese kanji.

[magic cliff]

Не смешно (не смеёмся)

[edgy pike]

Can’t be harder than learning 50 conjugations for a single verb in French

[severe aurora]

chinese hansi, korean hanja, japanese kanji are all different.

it will cost half of your lifetime.

[edgy pike]

I know

[magic cliff]

Learn russian so that you can be 50% better at any value game

[severe aurora]

so fuck that and just outsource to A.I.

[magic cliff]

Like instantly and to any game

[severe aurora]

that will automatly translate moaning for you.

what a edge tech nowdays.

[severe aurora]

Ve ve ve ve ve ve?

[edgy pike]

All different conjugations for the word that translates to “to be”

[severe aurora]

but french is still in similar language system pools, it can be shrink less numbers on those naturally in pass the times. 🤔

[edgy pike]

It is a Latin language I suppose

[severe aurora]

still it's working systemetic in voice-code, would be possible to shrink more like others.

[edgy pike]

When my water has RGB

[severe aurora]

Since you were in the matrix whole time.

even 💩 is flashing broken graphics cardRainbow colors.

[edgy pike]

I see two metal doors in the middle of the street

[glossy fulcrum]

when Stanley came across a set of two doors, he went through the door on the left

[crystal vault]

two dark fountains?!

[edgy pike]

I mean it is Canada

Also a completely blank concrete building downtown

[balmy nimbus]

Very cool but why is your food so low???

[frank mango]

i didn't have any food left

[edgy pike]

I had no idea that there was a ChatGPT had a wrapped

That’s the eastern most point in all of North America

[wary temple]

Serene

[edgy pike]

Yeah…

I can’t wait to go back

Lights of the first city in Canada

[prime sonnet]

Balatro deck irl

[prime sonnet]

got it from amazon, I thought it was going to be a marked deck

BicyciB brand

[edgy pike]

I um… I don’t know what to say to that

[weary yoke]

nothing

[weary yoke]

how are hamas

???

[granite kettle]

I love hamas

[weary yoke]

how are hamas

how are hamas

[atomic glen]

Jokers

[neat cypress]

Oh… you use ai

[crystal vault]

tired

[cobalt pier]

Þen unwake

[crystal vault]

it's like 5pm tho

[ashen wave]

hi

[crystal vault]

bye

jk

[toxic lynx]

Hey
What games u guys recommend me to play with my friend
I hv listened abt overcooked and these but dont like these
Everything u like, mod or smth, tell me

[wary temple]

Deep Rock Galactic for sure

[dense salmon]

nah just a picture I grabbed from twitter

[crystal vault]

meow

[dense salmon]

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[crystal vault]

anyways go out of context image for no reason!
||if you clicked the spoilers pretend these are feet pics for sillies||

[edgy pike]

i like splatoon and I heard there is a multiplayer undertale mod

agh (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[crystal vault]

?

[edgy pike]

sorry ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[crystal vault]

what happened?

[edgy pike]

I flipped a table

[crystal vault]

you alright?

[edgy pike]

yeah I just whacked myself with my tree I just put up my christmas tree

[crystal vault]

oof

[edgy pike]

also saw table flip and it looked funny

[dense vortex]

😔

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

mrrrrrrrrrrrp

I now have a hat!!

[crystal vault]

nice

[edgy pike]

thanks

[raw flower]

Hallo people

[crystal vault]

heya

[versed meteor]

hihi

[raw flower]

How are you doing

[crystal vault]

headache

[raw flower]

Hello hello

[raw flower]

Ohh, i Hope you feel better

??

[crystal vault]

like dude stop

[raw flower]

Real

[edgy pike]

Yeah

||Dude as someone who’s grandfather had to flee Palestine because of the war could you please stop @granite wasp||

[crude plinth]

"Living Well is the Best Revenge"

• George Herbert
  "An eye for an eye will leave the whole world blind."
• Mahatma Gandhi

[edgy pike]

Yep those people sure did say those things

[tribal knoll]

He probably thinks everyone agrees with him and therefore it is "non political" (which is pretty far from the truth as you can imagine.)

[edgy pike]

Yeah it is against the server rules to be political or say anything that would exclude a group or person

[crude plinth]

Ngl I think this Michael guy probably picks apart small animals in his spare time.

[edgy pike]

Got that @granite wasp ?!

[tribal knoll]

"But how can it be wrong!? Aint I holier the thou!?"

[crude plinth]

First to praise war, first to die in it, just like Russia! 😄

[edgy pike]

Yep

[crystal vault]

meow

<@&1133519078540185692> get this guy out of here. please, enough with the political shit

[sullen portal]

No politics

Oh you’re just spamming this shit huh

[crystal vault]

yup

[sullen portal]

I hope you enjoyed your time here it was brief but beautiful

[crystal vault]

they're just spamming

[random osprey]

I miss all the fun pings smh

[crystal vault]

couldn't think of anything funny to say

[dense salmon]

Sorry

[outer lance]

You guys

What are chatting about

Y'all been here since 10 hours

[crystal vault]

I don't sleep

[onyx wadi]

I have a head-canon that Jimbo is actually an interdimensional God that lives in the gaps between reality and is kinda omnipresent thus why friends of Jimbo exists

Like I know he is Gary Mcready buuuuuuut...... let me believe

[tranquil flower]

jimbo is It

[onyx wadi]

Huh?

[tranquil flower]

pennywise

It

[onyx wadi]

...

[tranquil flower]

the 4th dimensional being that can shapeshift

[onyx wadi]

I mean.... your not wrong

[tranquil flower]

friends of jimbo is actually just jimbo

[atomic glen]

I'm not Jimbo

[tranquil flower]

you arent a friend of jimbo, bud.

[atomic glen]

How

I'm a joker too

[tranquil flower]

friends of jimbo is referring to skins for face cards

[atomic glen]

But I'm Jimbo's bestie still

[tranquil flower]

you're more of an acquaintance in his eyes

[atomic glen]

I saved him from Madness

[tranquil flower]

by killing him yourself? not how it works bud.

[atomic glen]

By killing Madness, duh

[tranquil flower]

so you're losing the game? wow..

[atomic glen]

To save Jimbo

[tranquil flower]

pretty terrible friend if i do say so myself

[tranquil flower]

how do you know madness would kill jimbo

[atomic glen]

Only madness and jimbo were not eternal...

[tranquil flower]

jimbo is always eternal, we've been over this.

jimbo is Forever

that will be on the test

[dense salmon]

Ok

[atomic glen]

Homework: win a run with 3 foil grokers

[wary temple]

Anyone have the rules for the Big 2 variant (Big Cheat) that localthunk plays with friends? Didn’t know if tha had been published anywhere

[pearl flume]

Please name anything before clicking the black bar.

||A super hero/ Super villain with this power, what would their name be and how powerful are they ?||

[wary temple]

I guess I need to make up my own rules lol

[crystal vault]

chicken thighs

||uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................||

||like what would I even do here?||

||I was just thinking about chicken thighs because i was hungry||

meow

[dense salmon]

Jacket

[pearl flume]

Get creative

[dense salmon]

|| what do I even put um…. I guess he is impervious to the cold and rain and whatnot but weak to heat ||

[vale cliff]

||One Piece literally has a power like this||

[vale cliff]

Sun

||so boring…||

||Sunshade: Can brighten or dim light in designated areas within his line-of-sight. He’s capable of frying living and nonliving things alike by emitting ultraviolet rays, or plunging his surroundings into total pitch blackness.||

[dense salmon]

Does it lmao

[dense salmon]

😳

[steel pendant]

Hi

[crystal vault]

hi

[glossy fulcrum]

nya!

[dense salmon]

Hi

[crystal vault]

-# REALLY NOT FEELING UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY!

[dense salmon]

Lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

my bad

[crystal vault]

no its aight

I just haven't felt like doing anything today

[glossy fulcrum]

tea with honey is so nice when im sick

[glossy fulcrum]

i get that

[crystal vault]

like I just wanna

[dense salmon]

I also find that nice

[crystal vault]

in my own bed

[dense salmon]

Plop

[glossy fulcrum]

mood as fuck

[dense salmon]

Mood

[crystal vault]

meow

[dense salmon]

I just realized I hadn’t finished the drink I got earlier

[crystal vault]

hate it when that happens

[dense salmon]

I’m finishing it now

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaa

[dense salmon]

Ah I just remembered it had caffeine in it…

[crystal vault]

guess you aren't sleeping then

[dense salmon]

Probably not

And it was the biggest size the place had

[crystal vault]

hmmm

tryna come up with a silly poll

[dense salmon]

I just drank 500 ml of a caffeinated drink oops 😬

[glossy fulcrum]

i will not be okay until i stop being sick

[crystal vault]

dude you ain't sleeping till noon
/hj

[glossy fulcrum]

you dont know what being sick is?

[dense salmon]

I do

[crystal vault]

im never ok
I'm either overjoyed
or i just wanna PLOP

[dense salmon]

Valid

[crystal vault]

I don't need help right now
im just tired of dealing with people irl

[crystal vault]

poll

[dense salmon]

I changed my vote to nah because I just had a ridiculous amount of caffeine

[glossy fulcrum]

bwa

[crystal vault]

meh

[crystal vault]

wait a minute-

[dense salmon]

He he he

AH HAHAHAHA

yep realized that

[crystal vault]

hmmm

[dense salmon]

Guys wish me luck trying to sleep

[crystal vault]

you won't

but good luck anyway

[vale cliff]

You will

[dense salmon]

Thanks I know I won’t

[vale cliff]

But bad luck anyway

[dense salmon]

At 7:00 am maybe lol

[wheat coral]

Am I the only one in here running factory settings

[dense salmon]

Wdym?

[wheat coral]

Everyone else isnt okay but I'm fine

[crystal vault]

i just have a headache that won't leave me alone

[dense salmon]

I’m just tired but I can’t fall asleep

[crystal vault]

moooooooooood

[dense salmon]

But I’m usually fine

[wheat coral]

sis turned into a cow

[crystal vault]

<@&1133519078540185692> hey check out this cool giveaway that's totally not a scam
-# get this scammer above me outta here

[wheat coral]

It is

[wheat coral]

Fym middle finger you mooed

[crystal vault]

I said mood

[wheat coral]

I might be illiterate

[cobalt pier]

Merry Christmas eve

[dense salmon]

Merry Christmas Eve

[crystal vault]

happy crisis eve!

[crystal vault]

||<— switch||

[dense salmon]

What did it land on

[crystal vault]

tails this time

[dense salmon]

Ok

[crystal vault]

||the coin always lands on tails for her >//////////////<||
||I want her to sit on me so badly||

[dense salmon]

lol

[crystal vault]

I mean

yeah

[dense salmon]

Yeah she is hot

[crystal vault]

I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE

[dense salmon]

Ok

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

what the hell why cant my coin land on heads

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[crystal vault]

my coin is weighted towards tails but can still land heads

[crystal vault]

so what is nobody gonna vote in this poll?

besides usually these polls start conversations

but not this time ig

-# so what is nobody a top?

[vale cliff]

#🃏・off-topic topic try not to be freaky challenge

Impossible

[crystal vault]

oh come on

I know you're just as (if not even more) freaky

[vale cliff]

That’s true

You guys are making me insecure

[crystal vault]

sorry :Ꜫ

[vale cliff]

Also, being a top exclusively sounds like so much work :(

[crystal vault]

yea fair enough

[odd oxide]

Not to be the fun police but it does seem quite inappropriate if not borderline rule breaking

Maybe that's why not many people are engaging with it

I don't personally mind though

[crystal vault]

yea ok fair enough

[vale cliff]

Yeah, probably

The mods don’t seem to be prioritizing this tho

[odd oxide]

Yeah the mods here are pretty chill

[vale cliff]

Not sure if they’re all trans, but yes

[crystal vault]

oh no i dont use like that

I use as a way to say "hell yeah"

[vale cliff]

Oh

Hell yeah

[crystal vault]

yea no I see where the misunderstanding comes from

but no if I think someone's trans I'll hit them with either 🥚 or depending on if they're out yet

though I rarely mean it when I use 🥚

meow meow meow

[raw flower]

Hello

[glossy fulcrum]

purr :3

[dense salmon]

At this point we should just make our own server so we don’t accidentally risk angering the mods

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[robust marlin]

Bicycle Cinder deck as a secret santa gift for me

The color joker is clearly Yorick

[toxic lynx]

Hey
What games u guys recommend me to play with my friend
I hv listened abt overcooked and these but dont like these
Everything u like, mod or smth, tell me

[opal laurel]

Luigi's Picture Poker, but it's actually fucking Balatro

[shadow tendon]

[soft cedar]

Send this man to the loonie bin

[odd oxide]

Soo tempted to watch the 5 hour imax wicked double feature

I think I might do it

[odd oxide]

Nah but Japan is living in 2050

[neat cypress]

Yorick and canio spotted

[neat cypress]

Dont 😭

[robust marlin]

Yooo, i forgot that there's canio too

Two legendary jonklers on my gift

[neat cypress]

Also based pfp damn

[forest night]

No bloody way, cunce 💀

[odd oxide]

the tickets cheap too

22 bucks

Idk maybe there's better things to do

[forest night]

That's 22 bucks worth of waffles you can buy

[odd oxide]

I don't like waffles

Checkmate

Also

Apparently that's like

Only 4 waffles

[neat cypress]

(Thats not many)

Wait

Im not surr

I cant actually count past 3 😔

[rocky drift]

🐄

[forest night]

Moloko

[raw flower]

Hi

Hows everyone doing

[dusty lynx]

chrimsing it

[magic cliff]

Пейте дети молоко будите здоровы

[tame ridge]

IM GONNA START TWEAKING THIS ISNT EVEN SEEDED

[dense salmon]

Gm

[tame ridge]

ARE YOU KDIDING ME

AND OFCOURSE MY LUCK LOCKS IN WHENEVER IM ON RED STAKE

WRONG CHANNEL OOPS

[raw flower]

Hi Blender man

[dense salmon]

Hi

[raw flower]

How are you doing?

[dense salmon]

Good

You ?

[raw flower]

Im Glad

Im doing okay

What are you doing?

[dense salmon]

That’s good

[raw flower]

Yesyesyes

[dense salmon]

I’m still in bed currently

[raw flower]

You Just woke Up, ofc

[dense salmon]

But I’m going to decorate my Christmas tree today

[raw flower]

Ohh thats cool

Im Not Celebrating Christmas

[dense salmon]

Ok

[raw flower]

Yep

You Need To eat First though

You Need Energy for the morning (idk If its morning for you rn)

[glossy fulcrum]

0 tops in this server 🙏

[dense salmon]

It’s almost noon it’s 11:00 am

[wild canopy]

Can yall do me a favor and like my mother’s FB post, it’s for a Christmas door decoration competition !!!!!!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ofUcR55WcZEVpLZMKioCAcen4jeB5c6kq7b6RFGiiCGE5WA8oGmVwY5LeYnwZHDCl&id=100003305977179&mibextid=wwXIfr

[glossy fulcrum]

is it concerning that i woke up with a cut on my hand

[dense salmon]

What are you doing in your sleep man?!

[glossy fulcrum]

IDK

there wasnt like anything sharp in my bed

its really confusion

it definitely wasnt there before i went to sleep

[upbeat ginkgo]

Charlie Day could play Makarov.

"We will control all of Europe. Even if it is in ashes"

[severe aurora]

🇪🇺 💥 https://fixvx.com/MiyuEnjoyer64/status/1998541923175510398/video/1

MiyuEnjoyer (@MiyuEnjoyer64)

https://t.co/TjIUJyYIkV

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 9, 2025, 11:55 PM

[neat vapor]

merry christmas everyone

may your soul cards give perkeos

and your wheels give poly

[raw flower]

Oh i see

[torn violet]

NO

[torn violet]

(i play ante 8 usually, where perkeo is not good)

[glossy fulcrum]

:/

[brittle talon]

Wait i already sent this one.

I'm washed. 💔

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont like it

[glossy fulcrum]

urghh why does cold medicine have to always taste like shit

[ionic skiff]

At least the scott pilgrim movie was vindicated by history

I have volume 1

That my sister got for me when she was in San Miguel

[neat vapor]

im sorry santa only has perkeos left

everyone rushed to take the chicots

[torn violet]

yorick??

[neat vapor]

you’ll have to settle for canio

i actually had an unseeded canio, trading card, pareidolia run yesterday

[edgy pike]

Real

It’s more fun that way

[wheat coral]

I crave cheeseburger

[magic cliff]

Do not mention f*n in this chat. Ever.

[edgy pike]

Sorry

[magic cliff]

I am in a good mood so you will be spared

[neat vapor]

video games are not about having f word

[edgy pike]

Ok

[edgy pike]

Just like mods this guy is having a good time

[magic cliff]

Im having a good time

Having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger

[edgy pike]

Don’t stop me now

I’m travelling at the speed of light that’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit

[magic cliff]

I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

[edgy pike]

Don’t stop me now

Im having such a good time

I’m having a ball

If you wanna have a good time just give me call

So don’t stop me now!

[magic cliff]

Btw i translated my favourite russian Christmas song just now because i enjoy the railroaded yet creative process of translation

It's called "if you do not have an auntie" and it's about existential dread

[rose condor]

What even are my YouTube ads at this point

[edgy pike]

I have got no clue man

[gray harness]

erm, akshually, you can only and ONLY get ads about stuff you watch, so you just expoaed you'reself! awkward.......

[magic cliff]

Bro is annoying andrew

[rose condor]

I have never heard of this game

[gray harness]

Don't worry, I was just joking. I also got ads like that on yt a few times, so I can relate lol

-# and that's why you should get youtube revanced

[rose condor]

Got another one like right now lol

[magic cliff]

Imagine not living in Russia where YouTube is banned and using a vpn doesn't make you have ads

[rose condor]

There are many channels from Russia though?

[magic cliff]

Yeah using a vpn

[gray harness]

Then get youtube revanced, and no more ads!

[rose condor]

No I'm not installing viruses

And Chinese spyware

What if they get access to my gooner email

[gray harness]

Nah, being real now, it's safe to install + you get no ads and a bunch of stuff like forcing yt to always use the original audio for all videos

[brittle talon]

Alternatively they could use ublock extension on Mozilla firefox.

The web version youtube is quite stiff in comparison to the app but you get better video experience.

Along with playing vids in the background i suppose.

[glossy fulcrum]

youtube will promote softcore and then demonitize youtubers for saying the word kill

what has this platform come to

i now have a web browser that blocks ads from youtube because i heard that apparently they are hacking your phone without even clicking on them

https://youtu.be/lnaZ6bRyTF8

i dont know how real it is but i’d rather not take my chances

[magic cliff]

Why does is have the Israeli star?

[glossy fulcrum]

i believe its relevant to the topic

i dont remember i watched the vid a while ago

[dense salmon]

It’s not it’s not technically possible for ads to hack your phone because they have no way into the storage of your phone so they can’t do anything

[glossy fulcrum]

watch the video

it sounds impossible to me too but again, i see no reason to take my chances

ive always considered getting an adblocker because they’re annoying anyway

this was just what really sealed the deal

[dense salmon]

I’m three minutes into the video and a lot of the things that guy has said is bs

[glossy fulcrum]

oh well

i dont regret getting an adblocking browser anyway

its so nice not getting 50 forced ads when i wanna watch an hour long video

[dense salmon]

Ok that part is nice

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[crystal vault]

not a man

[glossy fulcrum]

either they cant read or are transphobic

[crystal vault]

hopefully the former

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

[crystal vault]

otherwise I'll need to use the brick

[opal laurel]

What's everyone's thoughts on the Ante Chamber?

[glossy fulcrum]

jimbo is broken asf

[cunning barn]

my cryptid mod crashed

and i only had 117 jokers…

[rocky mist]

shes a legendary bro she got that uhhh 5 stars!!!

best gacha game is battle cats (and secretly limbus company

[edgy pike]

My computer is doing something weird

And no that isn’t balala

Ummm….

[gray harness]

using the triple peter commandos to trigger jalapeno effects all over the lawn all the time

[edgy pike]

Does your country have this?

No it’s a info packet for Ottawa (which is the capital of Canada) for the level of permissions and supplies for Santa (I honestly forgot we had this)

We also have a postal code for the North Pole (because why not)

That’s because it was made by the government

I mean Canada is an English country

🤷

It’s both!

What?

[lime juniper]

proto

can you not

[edgy pike]

lol

I was so confused I just saw a person appear and disappear

I know

If someone ever tries to do that to me jokes on them I have notifications off

Yeah

[dusty lynx]

you know my dumb questions are not for just discord.

I ask benine questions to my family, I asked my aunt if she would punch santa in the face because she always complains about christmas. She straight up said to me that santa isnt real, and that shes the santa of the family.

So i said if thats the case, your part of the problem.

[edgy pike]

Just decorated my Christmas tree

[forest night]

Jesus day has come

Buy as many products that you don't need as possible

[neat cypress]

Wrong! It’s present day

[glossy fulcrum]

fuck jesus

sorry that was uncalled for

[neat cypress]

Sexual way

[crystal vault]

I'd rather not

[vale cliff]

Bold take

[edgy pike]

I think the age gap of over 2025 years would set people off a bit

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[crystal vault]

that and also

I don't like men

<— very much a lesbian

[vale cliff]

Character arcs

[vale cliff]

Also, he’s literally an aspect of the progenitor of all humanity, so that’ll be a little bit weird

[torn violet]

im a miner

[vale cliff]

@crystal vault sis we can all see you

[crystal vault]

anyways

[ionic skiff]

My christmas eve gifts

[vale cliff]

Infinite… jest?

All In Jest?

Balala

Balala in #🃏・off-topic ?

[crystal vault]

meow

[vale cliff]

nyan

[vale cliff]

me?

[odd oxide]

oh hi

gonna do a fresh playthrough

[eternal nebula]

speedrun that bih

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario: Question Submitted by FemboyKingArthur.

Being in the right place at the right time, you saved a frail old man from a life ending accident and he seems very grateful.

A few days later, a limo with a letter arrived saying he's leaving all of his billion dollar inheritance to you in his will and the chauffeur will take you to your new mansion!

When you get there all of his children who never cared for him is arguing and fighting about why some random person got the house, now they're confronting you.

What do you do ?

[cobalt pier]

Agruments provoke in fighting, I make "secret" alliences wiþ all!

Wait þis isnt a twow server

[crystal vault]

please stop with the thorn

[glossy fulcrum]

DECK for EVE??

i got some cozy pajama pants -w-

[gray harness]

the odssey: cursed purgatory experience
hydrogen bombs vs hydrogen baby

[crystal vault]

kaboom

[glossy fulcrum]

mad pepper is funky

[frail plinth]

Merry christmas guys, for me is christmas

[crystal vault]

merry crisler

[gray harness]

happy feastivus, 29!

[glossy fulcrum]

merry crisis

[marble rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeplwDKFXDY

[crystal vault]

nice

[edgy pike]

I just don’t get anything on eve

[glossy fulcrum]

thats fair

[crystal vault]

I got money

[glossy fulcrum]

my eve gifts were just because of traditiob

[glossy fulcrum]

me to actually

[crystal vault]

probably gonna buy a dress or something

[glossy fulcrum]

too

:3

idk what im gonna do with it

[edgy pike]

I mean I bought this book a while ago and kind of forgot about it until today so I guess I kind of got something

[crystal vault]

had to steal one from my older sister temporarily
-# just for today
but yea I'm lovin the dress

[glossy fulcrum]

i need to get me a dress

all i have are skirts

which are cute dont get me wrong

[crystal vault]

they're super comfy @w@

[glossy fulcrum]

i can imagine..

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

[edgy pike]

I have a friend who wore a skirt once just he got his like 2 sizes too small and he couldn’t walk

[crystal vault]

femboy friend?

[edgy pike]

Trans

[glossy fulcrum]

thats why u gotta figure out ur size first

[crystal vault]

oh

[glossy fulcrum]

glad i did

tho it varies depending on the brand

[neat cypress]

I need to figure out mine fr

[edgy pike]

It was hilarious though seeing them just waddle around

[glossy fulcrum]

hehe

[neat cypress]

I’ve gotten some cool christmas gifts i usually get one big thing and some small stuff

I got two big things :0

[glossy fulcrum]

woaw

[neat cypress]

I got donkey kong bananza and airpods 😳

[glossy fulcrum]

o

[crystal vault]

I only asked if they were a femboy friend because I couldn't help but notice that you said "he"

[edgy pike]

Yo nice

[glossy fulcrum]

ive heard bananza is not great from a critical standpoint

[neat cypress]

:DD

[glossy fulcrum]

but a lot of people enjoy it

so whatever

[neat cypress]

Yeah but from a critical standpoint everything is different

[crystal vault]

I'm going to spend money on a dress probably and some other ||very gay|| things idk yet

[glossy fulcrum]

gay :3

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[edgy pike]

I might be getting a new watch around new years

[glossy fulcrum]

ive heard mario odyssey isnt good critically but fuck you i had a blast with the movement

[crystal vault]

ikr

i loved odyssey's movement

[glossy fulcrum]

also my sister got me some makeup for christmas :3

its so fun

[crystal vault]

hell yeah

[neat cypress]

Both games got nominated for goty

[glossy fulcrum]

we all know who won though

[edgy pike]

Yeah they switched pronouns over the summer and I haven’t really seen them since they were still he/him

[neat cypress]

But i’ve only done the tutorial of bananza and imo odyssey is way better no competition

[crystal vault]

I see

[glossy fulcrum]

my biggest gripes with dkb are that its 80 dollars and its a switch 2 exclusive

[edgy pike]

Have any of you seen gravity falls?

[neat cypress]

Dude… i love gf

[glossy fulcrum]

i need to

ive heard its goated

[crystal vault]

I was gonna buy myself a dress earlier this year but ex33 stole em all

[neat cypress]

Dude please

[crystal vault]

gravity falls is peak

[glossy fulcrum]

fuckk

[edgy pike]

Hahaha

[supple swallow]

whoops, i cooked!

[neat cypress]

I heard ex33 used AI and got disqualified?

[supple swallow]

NO YOU DONT GET THE BOOK

[edgy pike]

I found that at a store the other day

[supple swallow]

YOU DONT BUY THAT BOOK DUDE BILLS GONNA FUCKING GET YOU DUDE

[neat cypress]

I love the book :0

[glossy fulcrum]

they won everything from what i heard

[edgy pike]

I have two now

[neat cypress]

Yeah but according to a different server they took it away since it apparently used AI

[supple swallow]

give me thine opinions/.....

[neat cypress]

But it won 9 awards

[crystal vault]

ex33 stole the programmer socks I was thinking of buying

[glossy fulcrum]

celeste resurrections is really good music

[glossy fulcrum]

NOO

[crystal vault]

-# I only really want programmer socks because I'm too damn lazy to shave daily

[edgy pike]

I have the third journal, a mini comic series, and two book of bills I think I need more

[crystal vault]

-# that and also

[gray harness]

Hello, too damn lazy to shave daily, the name's Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[glossy fulcrum]

programmer socks refers to thigh highs right

they’re quite a bit more comfy if u do shave

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

not daily but

nyaa~

[crystal vault]

yea

shaving my legs also takes over an hour

[edgy pike]

Wait not these 🙁

[crystal vault]

nope

[edgy pike]

That’s sad

[glossy fulcrum]

yeaahh its quite time consuming

but ive gotten used to it

[crystal vault]

these are the ones I'm looking at

no explanation needed :3

[glossy fulcrum]

my legs are long as heck

[pearl flume]

My uncle has a pair of these

[glossy fulcrum]

sick

[gray harness]

rings of fire :D

[edgy pike]

Ha imagine not being blond and practically invisible hair on anywhere except for your head

[crystal vault]

that actually looks really cool

[glossy fulcrum]

blond body hair still reflects light in a different way than skin and can be quite visible in the sun

i know cuz my brother has blond hair

[gray harness]

Yeah, magnet nut was a pretty... interesting concept to say the least, but it does make those setups look better

[glossy fulcrum]

u should play pvz fusion if u havent

[crystal vault]

nah

[glossy fulcrum]

i need to play 3.1 cuz the multilang is finally out

[glossy fulcrum]

understandable

[crystal vault]

I don't need to memorize the best team comp for a second game

it took long enough to do that with pokemon okay

[edgy pike]

Yeah but I just don’t have much hair on my legs eaither for some reason

[gray harness]

Eh, understandable with the heavy amount of content in the game

[glossy fulcrum]

the most successful defense ive used is a simple cherrybomber sparkwood strat

[glossy fulcrum]

lucky

[crystal vault]

grr how dare you have almost no body hair
/silly

[edgy pike]

I have ridiculous side burns for someone my age though

[glossy fulcrum]

o damn

i dont think i have sideburns

[crystal vault]

meow meow

[glossy fulcrum]

mrreow~

[crystal vault]

silly screenshot go

[neat cypress]

👀

[glossy fulcrum]

yummers

[crystal vault]

are you sure that that's your uncle?

[supple swallow]

yeah

they do

i want some they seem super comfortable

[glossy fulcrum]

ty but i already got an answer :p

[neat cypress]

REAL

[glossy fulcrum]

they are cozy if u dont get cheap ones

[crystal vault]

I wish I was joking btw

45m/leg

[neat cypress]

I have some nice ones :3

[edgy pike]

That also was my hair when I was 12

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah its a long process to shave

its worth it tho imo

[neat cypress]

45 METRE LONG LEGS

[crystal vault]

no

45 minutes

[edgy pike]

Minutes are a unit of time not length

[glossy fulcrum]

for some reason body hair on my body makes me very uncomfortable

i hate it so much

[glossy fulcrum]

she means it takes 45 minutes to shave a leg

[crystal vault]

I wish I knew someone with legs that tall so they could- wait this is a public server

[crystal vault]

same

[edgy pike]

I know I was joking

[neat cypress]

It should only be on head

And on people i like

But not on me 😡

[glossy fulcrum]

yeas

[crystal vault]

wish I could move all my hair to my head* 3:

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

longer hair less body hair

[gray harness]

i fucking hate invisi-ghoul

[glossy fulcrum]

isnt that an effect of estro?

[crystal vault]

ikr

[crystal vault]

one of them I think

[neat cypress]

Pretty sure

[crystal vault]

though you'll still grow body hair I think

[glossy fulcrum]

yes just less of it

[crystal vault]

right

[neat cypress]

Noticeably less

[crystal vault]

also you can grow b00bs :3

[neat cypress]

Teehee

[glossy fulcrum]

true

i dont want that but its great for trans women

[neat cypress]

you just wan every other affect of estrogen hehe /j

[crystal vault]

unfortunately

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

:3

[crystal vault]

estro doesn't affect voice

[neat cypress]

Boooo

[glossy fulcrum]

:(

[neat cypress]

Voice feminisation surgery my goat

[crystal vault]

testo does affect voice
estro doesn't

[crystal vault]

don't think that exists

[glossy fulcrum]

so unfair

[neat cypress]

Yeah >~<

[neat cypress]

Idk one of my friends mentioned it

[edgy pike]

I thought it did

[neat cypress]

She’s smarter than me

[crystal vault]

nope

[neat cypress]

If it does it’s negligible

[glossy fulcrum]

best u can do is voice training

[crystal vault]

yup

[neat cypress]

But it’s haarwd

[crystal vault]

its a pain in the ass for most people

[glossy fulcrum]

ive thoight about looking into voice training but its not that big of a deal to me

[crystal vault]

yea

[glossy fulcrum]

i can sound feminine enough if i try

[neat cypress]

Best case scenario i could go to a speech pathologist but my mum is transphobic no shot she’d let me go 🤣

[glossy fulcrum]

:<

[neat cypress]

I can revert my voice to before puberty tho so thats something?

[crystal vault]

cool

I mean

voice training does allow you to keep your old voice

[neat cypress]

Kewl

Atp we should just start a group chat to not flood the server lmao

[crystal vault]

I would know because I can still do a sans impression despite doing voice training

[glossy fulcrum]

i’d be down

:p

[crystal vault]

cool a second gc

for me

[neat cypress]

Im so smart

[crystal vault]

yea

[gray harness]

Hello, so smart, the name's Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[neat cypress]

Ok Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[edgy pike]

Also I don’t really need to shave at all because my average outfit is a grey t-shirt and tan or dark blue pants

[crystal vault]

we made a gc if you wanna join

[edgy pike]

Sure

[crystal vault]

hey proto when you get online wanna join the gc we made

[crystal vault]

@vale cliff

[vale cliff]

Whoops

I didn’t see

Yeah, of course!

Christmas lunch btw

[edgy pike]

@vale cliff you got added

[neat cypress]

Oh my fucking god is that the end result of 2 girls 1 cup

[gray harness]

happy feastivus everybody!

now i can legally say that

[crystal vault]

merry crisis :p

[neat cypress]

It’s 3.40pm

[gray harness]

joke's on you, im ~65 million years away from the modern day, so there's no crisis to be merry about

[edgy pike]

It’s 11:40 for me

[crystal vault]

10:40 here

[gray harness]

00:41 here

[cobalt pier]

Merry Christmas in 1 hour

[torn violet]

merry christmas in now

(i am an hour ahead of you)

[edgy pike]

Merry krismas

[neat cypress]

It is 4pm for me where the hell are you 1932?

[gray harness]

imagjne being in 1932
be like me and be ~65 million years ago from the modern day era

god, I can smell the extra oxygen here!

[cobalt pier]

Nah bro be in 2001 its perfect here wait whats þat plane

[neat cypress]

Hey so like why do you use þ there’s no way it’s easier than th

Dont get me wrong i think it’s cool but like at first i thiught it was just a bit but you stuck to it

[cobalt pier]

It is actually easier and i þink more people should use it

[magic cliff]

Ew what is this

Merry crhistmas btw

[gilded nexus]

Britain

[vale cliff]

Happy santa season to you too

Or unhappy, if you prefer that

[magic cliff]

@americans do y'all celebrate Crhistmas on the night between 24th and 25th or on the night between 25th and 26th?

[glossy fulcrum]

i celebrate it on the morning of the 25th

[magic cliff]

THANKS

Actually someone helpful

A guy in some other server said "midnight of 25th" like bitc what's midnight to you

[glossy fulcrum]

midnight is 12am i think

[magic cliff]

Well of which day

[glossy fulcrum]

or alternatively 0:00

[magic cliff]

The day before or the day to come

[glossy fulcrum]

well if its midnight of the 25 then that’d be the very start of the 25th

[magic cliff]

Cuz that is not universal

[glossy fulcrum]

12am is the literal “start” to every day

[south ivy]

Hail vox Populi, the people's voice!

[devout zenith]

deltarune reference hehehehhehehehehehehehehehhehehehee

[glossy fulcrum]

whuh

ive played deltrune and dont get it

[ionic skiff]

What kind of lunch is that

[vale cliff]

It’s roast beef

With mushroom sauce and butter

[crystal vault]

that's not even lunch

that's not even food

[odd oxide]

About to watch anaconda

My audience is like

Basically all old people

Idk I think it's because they get discounts on Christmas or smth

[magic cliff]

Aw that's nice

Just bad lighting that's all

[pearl flume]

Anyone have auto chess recommendations ? Rn I'm playing Teamfight Tactics but to play it I have to have League of Legends installed.

[neat cypress]

I cant wait to still see christmas pfps in mid janurary

[magic cliff]

Tbf not everyone celebrates crhistmas on the 25th

Like we here celebrate it on Jan 7th

[neat cypress]

Fair…

[vale cliff]

That’s the general vibe I was going for, actually

[odd oxide]

Wow I really liked anaconda actually

[shrewd plume]

Got a led strip for chistmas

[neat cypress]

Its out?

[magic cliff]

Make a naneinf speedrun on the led strip

[odd oxide]

Ye

Like yesterday

[neat cypress]

Oh cool

[vale cliff]

Explain

@ grok what does this mean?

[brittle talon]

This is erika kirk.

[crude plinth]

Ngl Charlie Kirk getting shot by one of his former supporters after saying he supported certain types of political violence was diabolical.

[neat cypress]

See i dont want to say anything since i feel like i shouldnt talk abt this in a public balatro standpoint

[crude plinth]

Yeah this off-topic is kind of ass.

[vale cliff]

Jud is way too hot omg

For a priest, he makes me think sinful things

🥵 🥵 🥵

[pearl flume]

Angry.

Me am

Grr

[crystal vault]

how come

[pearl flume]

It's vent-y

Long story

[crystal vault]

ah ok

[pearl flume]

Basically homophobia

Is the

Distilled and condensed reason

[vale cliff]

no oww whyy

[neat cypress]

My mind? Boggles

I mean boggled

Fuck

[crystal vault]

boggles

[odd oxide]

i see the vision

what did you think of the movie

[forest night]

Deutschland

Editor's note: this is not deutschland

[vale cliff]

I’m still watching it

[odd oxide]

been so long since ive used this thing

something diabolical abound

[pearl flume]

M O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||I don't want a lot of humans, there is just one thing I need||
||And I don't care about your feeding, catching, hooking or release||
||I just want you all to know where your trash just can not go||
||All I want from humans is Clean||

The answer: ||Ocean/Sea||

[raw flower]

Hi hello

[vale cliff]

||♫I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need♫||

[vale cliff]

Ok, it’s pretty neat

[short vale]

guys guess what

[neat cypress]

Holy shit hell yesh

[teal cliff]

It's Even Steven and Odd Todd!!

[granite kettle]

goat

[sharp bay]

Great, just great

[edgy pike]

Shovel!!!!!!

[vale cliff]

Stand Arrow?

[edgy pike]

It could be that

But I think a shovel is more exciting

[near oar]

I think that’s a ps4

[indigo ginkgo]

DO NOT CLICK: ||You are now forced to copy and paste this to 5 other servers or evil larry will attack you on 2026. I was forced too.||

[vale cliff]

I will touch evil larry

[brittle talon]

Evil Larry can come if he's brave enough.

[edgy pike]

Ha I’d like to see him get here

[odd oxide]

macos tahoe is kinda jank

but in a beautiful mess type of way

[near oar]

Is 2 am

[indigo ginkgo]

DO NOT CLICK:

[edgy pike]

Then go to sleep

[near oar]

No in the Game

Fnaf

[edgy pike]

Oh lmao

[near oar]

Me dead

Freddy is scary

Scary Larry

Evil larry

[edgy pike]

I’ve never played fnaf

I love vinyl

[odd oxide]

whats the record

[edgy pike]

A Charlie Brown Christmas

[near oar]

I also have vinyls

[keen yoke]

✅

[turbid canopy]

looks good lwky

[magic cliff]

Evil larry is wall level fodder i outscale him

[rose citrus]

very funny but lwk loud
https://medal.tv/games/gta-v/clips/lMpmUojbNqU3J8f8T?invite=cr-MSx6ODksNTc2MDAxMQ

[paper matrix]

e

[crystal vault]

that's an e-tool, isn't it?

[crystal vault]

jokes on you evil larry is weak to guns

[soft cedar]

All guns you'd ever wield would aim at you

[vagrant hearth]

Nubbys number factory still isn’ t on mobile

[vagrant hearth]

I have a theory

[wheat coral]

THEY SENT A HOMONCULUS TO WARFARE

[maiden bison]

diddler

[supple igloo]

hey guys is anyone there rn?

[edgy pike]

Hi

[supple igloo]

could you please do me a quick easy favor?

[edgy pike]

Sure?

[supple igloo]

So dont try and be tricky with this but im gonna ask you one question and I want you to tell me the first answer that pops into your mind without changing it

ok?

[edgy pike]

Ok

[supple igloo]

please name a card

[edgy pike]

11

[supple igloo]

(not a joker)

like out of 52 cards

[edgy pike]

11

[supple igloo]

i mean out of regular deck tho

but its fine tysm anyways

merry christmas

[edgy pike]

8 of diamond

There

Merry Christmas!

[edgy pike]

Yeah

[magic cliff]

Where's the joke

[severe aurora]

nothing

only violence 🗨️ 🤡

[edgy pike]

Beat this

[edgy pike]

Ha

[magic cliff]

THY END IS NOW

[crystal vault]

JUDGEMENT

[edgy pike]

Also highlighter fluid

[magic cliff]

Nesquick beer flavour

[edgy pike]

This is a real product

[magic cliff]

One of my most vivid memories of my early childhood is everyone in my kindergarten class eating the cool bar of soap i was gifted at the dentist office

It was horrible

They ate it all and left no crumbs

[edgy pike]

Wtf

[magic cliff]

They did it to piss me iff

And it did

I crode for the entire day

[edgy pike]

Ok

[edgy pike]

Ok

[stone tiger]

hihi

i'm bored

[crystal vault]

hi bored

[stone tiger]

funny

i should be working on either my Blood on the Clocktower Balatro mod, or my visual novel

i'm nearly done with one of the escape segments in the game, but i don't feel motivated to work on either of those things tonight

so like

what does one do in a situation like this 😭

[indigo ginkgo]

***'you can get disco Elysium for free on epic rn :D' ***
Tip by greek anarchists

[supple igloo]

hey guys can you do me a favor and take a min to fill out this survey that I'm doing for research? thanks, it'll only take a min https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfcMr1qu0UYNqS7fT3ib6YJ3wQa7SIFKZXOyO2VmL-P5eyhmw/viewform?usp=dialog

[edgy pike]

I did it

[supple igloo]

tysm

[edgy pike]

No problem btw you may see my real name if you could still refer to me as Abolidge that would be great thanks!

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

If you were in the resident evil universe, how would you want to get infected?

[edgy pike]

Never played any RE games so I would not know

[flint thorn]

https://icely.itch.io/disconcordia released my puzzle + fiction + discord interface game today 🐸 this would be such a cursed place to actually find someone who clicks here so cba lol