🃏・off-topic

[fallen heron]

whats going on w/ everyone here?

[crystal vault]

this is normal

[edgy pike]

Same man

What should I do

[vale cliff]

Me too

But I’m working

[crystal vault]

same
I am not even tired rn

[edgy pike]

I’m just wondering what I should do

[crystal vault]

wait @neat cypress are you still alive?
listen to harlequin contraptions

[edgy pike]

I’m not sure if she is

Actually she’s probably having supper

[scarlet drift]

Its midnight and Im not at all tired -eve

[crystal vault]

do you always end your messages with "-eve"?

[scarlet drift]

Remember how we were talking about DiD earlier? -eve

[edgy pike]

its 2:21 for me

[scarlet drift]

I am a product of that -eve

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[scarlet drift]

I am an alter of Maddy -eve

[crystal vault]

i see

[crystal vault]

1:22 am here

[edgy pike]

when should I fall asleep

[scarlet drift]

I wish we had pluralkit here but oh well -eve

[crystal vault]

what's pluralkit?

[edgy pike]

did you know saskatewan doesnt have daylight savings

[scarlet drift]

It turns messages sent by me to look like "my" profile instead of Maddy's -eve

[edgy pike]

couldnt you make an alt

[scarlet drift]

-eve

[scarlet drift]

Thatd be great but we have 10 alters, which means we'd have to manage 10 accounts -eve

[edgy pike]

oh yeah that would do it

[vale cliff]

Less weird than thorn people ngl

[scarlet drift]

Thorn people? -eve

[fallen heron]

i ruined my own sleep schedule during my work vacation
now my bedtime is 3 AM LOL

[fallen heron]

whats a thorn person

[vale cliff]

þey do þit like þis

[fallen heron]

ohhhh

typing quirks

or more generally people who actually utilize the old letters likr thorn and stuff

[scarlet drift]

Typing quirks are so strange to us -eve

[fallen heron]

i had a friend with a typing quirk exactly like that

its not harmful so im fine with it

[scarlet drift]

As long as I can read what youre saying I dont mind, Ill never understand why tho -eve

[fallen heron]

i guess its just peoples preferences

tbh i wish instead of the latin alphabet, english was written in Shavian

[vale cliff]

I don’t understand how using nonstandard characters has any benefit over just using what already exists

But like, sure

It’s not bad or anything

[fallen heron]

idk, they probably have custom keys/binds set up

[scarlet drift]

We need to sleep -eve

Goodnight! -eve

[vale cliff]

Gn!

[unborn swift]

that woood be nice

[vale cliff]

I’m not convinced people like alcohol

[brittle talon]

Mid ragebait.

[vale cliff]

Shuddup

You’re a pancake bunny

[rocky path]

Yo anyone here read a lot of books or watch a lot of moves? Could yall In DMs check out my world building concept that’s ccomplegelh original?

[azure compass]

...but why would you want coal?

[neat cypress]

Why are socks and underwear on a different line to clothes

[crystal vault]

ugh

hate this room (farewell Celeste)

[neat cypress]

I love celeste but god i hate it

[crystal vault]

this fucking room

I fucking hate this room

[neat cypress]

Evil…

[crystal vault]

comb room suuuucks

[neat cypress]

🤨

[crystal vault]

that's who I have as furry in denial now

[crystal vault]

also this screenshot is just hilarious

pspspspspspspsps

[neat cypress]

Huh?

Did you call me

[raw flower]

Are you playing on Pc or on a console

[crystal vault]

-# furry ^

[crystal vault]

switch

[raw flower]

How much does this Game cost?

[crystal vault]

$20 at base

on steam it's on a 75% sale

[neat cypress]

I love steam

[raw flower]

I barely Touch my Laptop to Play Games lol

[edgy pike]

I love smoke

[crystal vault]

damn

but yea celeste is on most consoles

[edgy pike]

Same all I have is Balatro

[raw flower]

What is it about?

[raw flower]

I Love Balatro

[neat cypress]

Climbing a mountain

[crystal vault]

play it yourself if you can

[neat cypress]

But like it’s super hard

[edgy pike]

I wish I could link my Apple Music to discord

[raw flower]

I'll Need To See If i have enough Money for Celeste

[raw flower]

Dont you have Spotify?

[crystal vault]

$20 on console

[raw flower]

Oh i see

[edgy pike]

Nah got Apple one

[raw flower]

Alright

[raw flower]

You working on Blender again?

I assume you are

[edgy pike]

I would be I just don’t know what to make

[crystal vault]

meow

[raw flower]

Ima Need To Give you the Name Blender man, because you keep working at Blender

[edgy pike]

Plus it’s 3:35 am

[crystal vault]

gn all

[raw flower]

Its 9:36 am for me

[edgy pike]

Ah

[raw flower]

Night night

[edgy pike]

Night!

[edgy pike]

21 or 22 of December

[raw flower]

22nd

[edgy pike]

So Germany right?

[raw flower]

Yes yes

Im at the mall

[edgy pike]

Nice!

[raw flower]

Yeeee

[edgy pike]

I’m in my room

[raw flower]

Oh i see

[neat cypress]

~<

[edgy pike]

Trying to fall asleep

[crystal vault]

why is sleep so difficult

[raw flower]

Because sleep

[sharp bay]

Skill issue

[crystal vault]

anyways
transition goals

-# she's also kinda hot

[regal igloo]

I love the indie roguelike/roguelite era we're living in

[crystal vault]

am I wrong about this tho?

[vale cliff]

/s???

[neat cypress]

True

[crystal vault]

does anyone know what game she's from?

asking to do some research

no seriously

I wanna know if I'd enjoy the game she's from

or is she not from a game?

[vale cliff]

Isn’t it that garbage pail kids anime?

Or am I misremembering?

[crystal vault]

idk

[raw flower]

I think thats a Manga

I used Google Lens

Not Sure tho

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[vale cliff]

98% certain it’s this (serious)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gachiakuta

People keep trying to rob me of my freaky throne today

Tspmo

[crystal vault]

SHE'S HOT GOD DAMNIT!

[vale cliff]

Ig

She’s at least pretty interesting aesthetically

[neat cypress]

Freaky 👅 👅

[crystal vault]

I'm not wrong, she's hot af

[neat cypress]

Oh absolutely

Went from
-# also she’s kinds hot
To
Im not wrong she’s hot af

[crystal vault]

tried not to get too 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

but nah I failed.

-# in my defense, literally anyone can be freaky

[neat cypress]

Not me

[crystal vault]

when I say anyone

I mean

anyone

[vale cliff]

Dead people

[edgy pike]

Agh I can’t bloody fall asleep it is almost 4:30 here

[edgy pike]

Yes

[vale cliff]

Oh, I forgot necrophiliacs

Mb guys

[edgy pike]

Dead people also just look freaky

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

Meow

🫩

[neat cypress]

:3

[neat cypress]

Nah i would never

[crystal vault]

@neat cypress btw I've seen you get freaky

[neat cypress]

❌

[edgy pike]

Why can’t I just fall asleep!! Bloody hell!!

[crystal vault]

i also cant sleep

[crystal vault]

I'm kinda pissed rn

basically someone tried to defend ai """"""""""""""""art""""""""""""""""

to actual fuckin artists

thankfully, said person isn't in this server

[vale cliff]

Everytime everywhere

[crystal vault]

they didn't even see that they were wrong and back off

[vale cliff]

Welcome to the internet

[crystal vault]

and i actually fucking knew this person too

hell i was a mod for them on twitch

[neat cypress]

Oh…

Im sorry

[dense salmon]

I still can’t fall asleep!!! Agh

[neat cypress]

Hm

Eat food

[vale cliff]

Watch solo leveling

[crystal vault]

listen to newly human feeling by JamieP

[vale cliff]

the joke is that it’s bad btw

[crystal vault]

oh

[dense salmon]

Ok

[rugged bison]

Stop looking at your phone

[dense salmon]

No it’s just the insomnia

[crystal vault]

have you tried: melatonin?

[dense salmon]

I have not no

[vale cliff]

Store your wakefulness in your metalmind if you can afford one

[past forum]

chainsaw man is so peak

[raw flower]

You still didnt Go to sleep?

[odd oxide]

School media class photos

[raw flower]

I thought that was Blender for a sec

[dense salmon]

lol

[raw flower]

Ur Alive, did you sleep yet?

[dense salmon]

I slept a bit

[raw flower]

At least

[gray harness]

Hello, kinda pissed rn, the name's Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave
Being real... damn, that's pretty bad. It feels bad to see someone else mistaking ai images as art and refusing to think otherwise

[chrome trail]

new hardest 14.8k attempts

[timber oyster]

slow internet
paid subscription
Are these really an issue to the most dedicated AI bruhs?
I'd replace with "Finding the correct generation settings" and "GPU/RAM price hike"

[sharp bay]

Me when sarcasm

Ai bros are really having it hard with all the horrible views from others, and they say its a free country 🥀

[slate schooner]

Penos

[true karma]

not getting the prompt right? why don't they just get a LLM to write a prompt for them

[vale cliff]

Here at #🃏・off-topic , we’re getting a bit too comfortable

[sharp bay]

Pretty sure thats the point

We here at balala server, we respect all opinions

Even the bad ones

[vale cliff]

Huh?

[sharp bay]

You heard me

[timber oyster]

yeah, kinda just adding in my two cents to make it harder to refute by the bruhs.

[vale cliff]

We’re going to get a restraining order at this point

[strong tiger]

https://youtu.be/7jt4Vj2KVXE
Susie's D.ogg

[raw flower]

Hallo

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Never need to use the toilet again.

Or

Never feel itchy again.

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

who is the tater tots of the group?

[lucid isle]

No toilet, that uses much more time than feeling itchy.

[lucid isle]

You

[left slate]

Exactly

[agile briar]

If I get up with my left leg what about my right leg?

[wheat plume]

It is down

[soft cedar]

I would stab them

Even more

[rancid patrol]

damn, it do be lonely out here

[raw flower]

Fibonacci

[soft cedar]

Le golden ratio

[full roost]

oh no... i mentioned balatro in the off topic channel...

well, nice knowing y'all 🙌

[raw flower]

Hmm...

That was the only Thing i had in Mind when i saw that

Im bored

[brittle talon]

Was scrooge Mcduck supposed to be a commentary on wealthy big corporations but eventually just became it's own character?

[raw flower]

Thats you

[wheat coral]

fucking fatass

[magic cliff]

No that'd be you

🫀🫀🫀

[mossy lynx]

hi
where can I find high quality PNG’s of the jokers (like with crisp pixels)? I can’t find anything online and I can’t seem to get into the game files on mobile

[edgy pike]

If you have it on steam you should be able to also the Balatro wiki should have them

[mossy lynx]

blurry on wiki

and im in mobile :(

[edgy pike]

It’s also your phone is trying to make a 20 x 16 pixel size viewable

[mossy lynx]

aight nvm I’ll just use the ones on the wiki good enough

like this or each on its own?

stickers

[sterile blaze]

they look nice together

[mossy lynx]

canon couple btw /hj

[mossy lynx]

but they look nice separate too

[sterile blaze]

i think its more fun for them to be together bc of the syngergy in the game

id rather buy a sticker of jokers together arranged cute instead of just like single jokers

[dense vortex]

this is we why clash

[lavish glen]

Playing cards w my family can’t help but think about the different card synergies

I’m cooked

[magic cliff]

Cl*sh royale is a very bad game.

[crystal vault]

for once I agree with you

[magic cliff]

0 f2p progression
0 enjoyment in the gameplay
7 game ruining updates

"evolutions give so much potential for outplay"

"heroes have potential to make the game infinitely more complex and fun"

"the game will be good once they add more progression"

"trust me it will be worth it when the season shop is added"

Always will be, never is

That's why i play actually good games

Like banantro and T'ewr'awr'ir'ya

[crystal vault]

ok is it bad that I'm agreeing with the fun hater?

[magic cliff]

No arena, no goblin tinkerer, only a featherfall and a dream

[crystal vault]

.......

[magic cliff]

No, you can agree with me. I am always right anyway so

[crystal vault]

you're not playing on master mode right?

[magic cliff]

I do. Expert and lower is for babies. I also decided to play yoyo only because i hate fun and enjoyment.

[dense salmon]

See for me this is just do you want to sleep yes will you be able to sleep no

[severe aurora]

looks not 'alt account' 🤔

[granite matrix]

I agree

[dense salmon]

I genuinly dislike clash royale

[edgy pike]

its just not fun in my opinion

[wheat coral]

Me when the hb talks about Nintendo's 7th generation home console entry but I've had anterograde amnesia since October 2006

[glossy fulcrum]

is this that pokemon go kid all grown up

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

miau

[edgy pike]

I used to play Pokémon GO. It was very fun. But they ruined it with an update.

[glossy fulcrum]

i never liked it

[queen forge]

I love modding games

[static garden]

Got myself a model kit yesterday and it is quite enjoyable (unfortunately I accidentally snapped the nose bridge and had to glue it)

[spring crag]

@static scroll this is what ur username reminded me of

[neat cypress]

Preddy…

[versed rapids]

hi

[crystal vault]

hi

[dense salmon]

Hi

[vale cliff]

Hi

[crystal vault]

meow

silly bingo time

it's been a while huh

here's what i got

[neat cypress]

See a lot of these dont apply because like i dont have any cool clothes

[crystal vault]

yea

[severe aurora]

where is programming socks?

[crystal vault]

idk

[neat cypress]

Oh shit true

[crystal vault]

I'm getting mine somewhat soon

[neat cypress]

I already have some na na na na boo boo

[crystal vault]

hey I'm getting the programmer socks

[neat cypress]

I need trans ones

I have black and white ones

[crystal vault]

at least i think I'm getting those

[neat cypress]

Ooo and white and pink

[crystal vault]

if you get blue and white ones

nvm

[vale cliff]

Maybe I’m a trans woman

[crystal vault]

nah

[vale cliff]

wtf

:(

[crystal vault]

I meant not currently

currently you identify as enby

[vale cliff]

I’m keeping that there because it’s funny tbh

I haven’t felt super dysphoric or euphoric for a bit

[signal forum]

bros almost the same as me just not the salt and viniger for me and idk what top right implies

[vale cliff]

Neurodivergent transcendence

[crystal vault]

don't ask why I crossed off row 2 column 1

[vale cliff]

I AM A FRIGGING GOD

[crystal vault]

nuh uh

[dense vortex]

am i trans

[vale cliff]

Probably

[signal forum]

blue

[crystal vault]

it's just a silly bingo board

how has only one person not crossed off "either ace or h0rny af depending on the hour"?

[crystal vault]

original board here

[signal forum]

idkk

[atomic glen]

Idk how to feel abt this 😐😑😐😐

[vale cliff]

Probably because it’s not actually that rare tbh

[crystal vault]

"Several people are typing" >~<

[signal forum]

if you sacrafice her you get the rest of the fans for free

[dense vortex]

its prolly really common

for teenagers

or young adults

[neat cypress]

Wlel is that the real ironmouse..?

[atomic glen]

What

[atomic glen]

Sadly 😐😐😐

[neat cypress]

Why sadly

[atomic glen]

Controversy surrounding her rn

[neat cypress]

Ah

[vale cliff]

?

[neat cypress]

Is she racist or smth

[glossy fulcrum]

bwa

[neat cypress]

:3

[crystal vault]

nya

[atomic glen]

No but it's complicated, I'd just search it up

Oh nah I'm out

Bye

[crystal vault]

:Ꜫ

[neat cypress]

I cant be bothered

[neat cypress]

???

Ok?

[neat cypress]

Mrph

[crystal vault]

-# REALLY NOT FEELING UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY!

[neat cypress]

🎩
👻

[cobalt pier]

Insane callout þere

[vale cliff]

I’m aroace for 5 mins in the morning and at night

And I guess sometimes noon if I’m really bored

[neat cypress]

Hmm

[crystal vault]

not keeping that around

[neat cypress]

Must have been the wind

[vale cliff]

Must have been the wind ahh

[neat cypress]

I SAID IT FIRST

[vale cliff]

Jinx!

[crystal vault]

ah fuck it
-# not the person named it
-# not talking about a person

[neat cypress]

??

[crystal vault]

Normally I'm aroace
but like
okay I'll cut the bullshit she's fucking hot okay?
she's the exception.

[neat cypress]

No?

[neat cypress]

Oh yes

[crystal vault]

OH COME ON

[neat cypress]

But no

[vale cliff]

She’s okay tbh

🫳

[neat cypress]

🐢

[glossy fulcrum]

purr~~

[vale cliff]

Men are also pretty neat methinks

[neat cypress]

???

[glossy fulcrum]

im gay normally

[neat cypress]

Thats kinda gay

[vale cliff]

Keep it up twin

[pearl flume]

Why isn't there a waterpark slide where you ride on a red blood cell Floatie going through the body's arteries ?

[glossy fulcrum]

f***uck

[signal forum]

i mean i dont disagreewith ya shes hot

[vale cliff]

Rigor mortis episode

[neat cypress]

Because… thats gross?

[glossy fulcrum]

too many ups and downs

[crystal vault]

being a guy kinda sucks imo
not everyone hates being a guy
but I certainly do
-# no offense to anyone

[glossy fulcrum]

why isnt there a water park where you kill transphobes

[crystal vault]

ikr

[glossy fulcrum]

ur not a guy

[crystal vault]

yeah

[vale cliff]

Don’t be pedantic

[crystal vault]

that's why I stopped being a guy

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[pearl flume]

I like men

[glossy fulcrum]

personally im oki with it

[vale cliff]

Same!

[glossy fulcrum]

me tooz

[crystal vault]

am I the only one who doesn't?

[vale cliff]

Yeah

[atomic glen]

This is sad to watch

[neat cypress]

Yes

[vale cliff]

You’re the one in 8 billion

[neat cypress]

Actually im one of like maybe two trans people i know who likes men

[glossy fulcrum]

woaw

[vale cliff]

🥺

[crystal vault]

cishet guy > trans lesbian pipeline

[vale cliff]

Oh, wait, true

[crystal vault]

im not wrong am i

[vale cliff]

Different but the same

[neat cypress]

I guess

[crystal vault]

btw you are the only trans woman I know who isn't specifically lesbian besides myself

just saying

[pearl flume]

I like my men like I like my coffee

Hot, strong and sweet like taffy.

[crystal vault]

I don't like coffee

[vale cliff]

I like coffee with hot chocolate

[pearl flume]

You simply have not drowned it in enough creamer or sugar

[vale cliff]

Forbidden text box

wait, does this happen in deltarune

[crystal vault]

no

they never talk in game

[glossy fulcrum]

dude so relatable

[crystal vault]

not with a dialogue box

[vale cliff]

Kinda stereotypical

But like, it works

[glossy fulcrum]

what works

[vale cliff]

The wombo combo

[sharp bay]

Warrior of the Night

[vale cliff]

Actually, for me, they usually have to be straight, or straight-presenting

Idfk why

I’m so sorry

😭 😭 😭

[neat cypress]

Poor skinky

[glossy fulcrum]

…thats a thing?

[vale cliff]

Idk

Maybe I made it up

[glossy fulcrum]

i prefer my men to be gay… yknow… because other wise they wont be attracted to me

[vale cliff]

I mean, for me, it’s not a conscious thing

[glossy fulcrum]

ive been seeing a lot more people into twinks lately

[vale cliff]

There’s a certain threshold of gay for me

But, like,

[crystal vault]

what about bi men?

[vale cliff]

no limit on heteronormativity on men for me

[glossy fulcrum]

(i was just joking)

[vale cliff]

Which is probably bad, ig

[vale cliff]

(I’m not)

[glossy fulcrum]

oh dear

[vale cliff]

Nothing

[glossy fulcrum]

whew

[vale cliff]

What?

You thought I’d turn into Eons or something

[glossy fulcrum]

crazy callback

i didnt think so but u never know

[vale cliff]

Only OGs will understand this

[dense salmon]

OK

[glossy fulcrum]

i got it

that moment was quite a surprise

thought eons was pretty chill

[vale cliff]

Yeah

[neat cypress]

:(

[vale cliff]

Reminded me of nevernamed, honestly

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/cfmRsJsTb_E

[neat cypress]

Whos eons :3

[vale cliff]

Cool guy who ended up being not very cool

Then got banned

[neat cypress]

:0

[glossy fulcrum]

he just randomly argued that trans people were delusional

well it wasnt random but it was unexpected

[crystal vault]

oof
let's see what I grab

🫳

[glossy fulcrum]

miau

[crystal vault]

oh I grabbed a catboy

[dense salmon]

I made this text box to go with Dapper^50blook

[glossy fulcrum]

-w-

[crystal vault]

meh
not my type sorry

[glossy fulcrum]

thats oki

[crystal vault]

-# we wouldn't be into each other anyway

[odd oxide]

Oh shit I remember that guy

[dense salmon]

Let’s see what I grab

[glossy fulcrum]

i like friends

:3

[dense salmon]

🫳yoink

[crystal vault]

Transition goals right here

[vale cliff]

All of them are hot imo

[dense salmon]

I grabed an anime girl

[crystal vault]

you grabbed the hottest character I have saved on my phone imo

[odd oxide]

True

[glossy fulcrum]

mreow

[crystal vault]

who dat

[worldly talon]

Idk

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

mrrp~

[crystal vault]

I'll stop

[dense salmon]

I’m have something for someone to grab and I am waiting

[crystal vault]

🫳

[glossy fulcrum]

my taste in music is very risk of rain 2

[crystal vault]

[dense salmon]

You grabbed a fluffy boy

[crystal vault]

I grabbed one of the emotes I have for some reason

such a good emote

[glossy fulcrum]

ralsei

[dense salmon]

I wish I could have my own emotes

[crystal vault]

me...................................^

[glossy fulcrum]

nya!

[glossy fulcrum]

men…

[vale cliff]

Serious question:

If you’re attracted to men, can you still find some nonbinary people attractive?

[crystal vault]

idk

[vale cliff]

Like, nonbinary “men”, I mean

Idk how to say it

[crystal vault]

in that case ig just choose "men"

[glossy fulcrum]

uhhhh sure?

[crystal vault]

but I honestly don't know

[vale cliff]

I’m not sure what liking nonbinary people means in a vacuum

[crystal vault]

trying not to make anyone feel excluded

[glossy fulcrum]

i identify as gay but to be honest it might be a little more complicated than just liking men

[dense vortex]

women 😅

[vale cliff]

True

[glossy fulcrum]

all i know for certain is that i love men

[crystal vault]

yeah

[vale cliff]

As a kid, I loved men

But I swear, like

[dense salmon]

All

[vale cliff]

Even though that hasn’t changed, I think women are cool too, now

[crystal vault]

[dense salmon]

It’s not a communist joke till everyone gets it

[worldly talon]

[worldly talon]

Thats

Fucking clever

[crystal vault]

im aroace with one exception :3

[worldly talon]

I'm afraid to ask what's the exception

[crystal vault]

her

[worldly talon]

Honestly

[dense salmon]

Lmao

[worldly talon]

Fair

[dense salmon]

Yeah fair

[worldly talon]

Good show

[inner prawn]

[worldly talon]

NO WAY

[crystal vault]

I want to be her and I want her

[worldly talon]

ITS THAT BANANA I HATE

[inner prawn]

: (

[glossy fulcrum]

gros michel is a very strong weapon in vampire survivors

[dense salmon]

True

[worldly talon]

You have killed yourself way too many times mister

[vale cliff]

I love Jimbo’s banana

[worldly talon]

Dude

[vale cliff]

what’s up?

[worldly talon]

The Sky

[vale cliff]

I’ve been caught in 4K so much, I’m basically just immune atp

[worldly talon]

Banan

[dense salmon]

Banan

[inner prawn]

Banan

[crystal vault]

Banan

[worldly talon]

Balatro players have one shared mindset

[dense salmon]

Yeah we do!

[vale cliff]

We’re the entire circus

[worldly talon]

I love this game so much

[crystal vault]

no way balatro in the balatro server

[worldly talon]

Crazy I know!

[glossy fulcrum]

im different..

[crystal vault]

I'll never be caught in 4k

[glossy fulcrum]

im not like other gays

[worldly talon]

What is different?

[vale cliff]

Lies

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

[crystal vault]

at least i won't deny that it was me

[worldly talon]

I have a special power that makes me immune to being straight

[crystal vault]

same lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

me too!!

[worldly talon]

:)

this evil thing

[crystal vault]

"Hey Siri, play Harlequin Contraption"

[worldly talon]

"Hey Alexa, Play Despacito"

[crystal vault]

ok this song is unironically peak

[worldly talon]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

[vale cliff]

Black Keys is unironically peak

[crystal vault]

IS THAT A-

[inner prawn]

“Hey siri, play Midnight in a perfect world”

[crystal vault]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

[worldly talon]

Maybe :)

[vale cliff]

Also Dan Auerbach is hot, but the music slaps too

[worldly talon]

Never heard of the guy

[vale cliff]

Poor thing

[crystal vault]

hmmm

[inner prawn]

Ew français de France

[worldly talon]

But Click by Adam Sandler

[worldly talon]

Nice!

Chadrun

[atomic glen]

Wrong chat omg 😭

[dense salmon]

Ooh a photochad run

[crystal vault]

I'm willing to bet that nobody has me clipped out of context here

right?

[worldly talon]

Totally not :)

[crystal vault]

surely...

ok honestly i wanna see what you got

[dense salmon]

I haven’t

[worldly talon]

im aroace with one exception :3

[crystal vault]

true

[worldly talon]

Then I just put whatever image is funny

[crystal vault]

oh

[worldly talon]

Adam Sandler

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were to create a cursed item what would your curse be ?

EX: M.O.A's Ring: Grants immunity to creative blocks but you are constantly daydreaming at all times and be unable to focus.

[worldly talon]

For Instance

[worldly talon]

A cursed banana, if I put the banana on someone's shoulder they explode

[glossy fulcrum]

like jujutsu kaisen?

[worldly talon]

Sorry

[pearl flume]

What is that ?

[worldly talon]

A 1/4 chance they explode

[glossy fulcrum]

nevermind then

[crystal vault]

you don't know jjk?!

[worldly talon]

Go/jo

[pearl flume]

Is that a JoJo thing ?

[crystal vault]

yep you know nothing about JuJutsu Kaisen

[worldly talon]

It's another anime

[crystal vault]

meow

[vale cliff]

I love prompts like this

Peak

[worldly talon]

Boo

[vale cliff]

Cursed tools don’t actually come with a downside

They’re cursed only in the sense they carry cursed energy

[crystal vault]

ok so i think it works like this: "item: you get (good thing) but (bad thing)"

for the prompt

[vale cliff]

Yeah, Thalia means cursed items ala d&d

[worldly talon]

A cursed banana, if I put the banana on someone's shoulder they have a 1/4 chance to explode

[vale cliff]

Also, M.O.A. Ring is literally just my ADHD ass 24/7

If I put it on, do I just die?

[worldly talon]

You go to Valhalla

[crystal vault]

400's mask
You get the ability to change your appearance however you want (must stay human though)
but
you find yourself incapable of focusing on boring tasks at all and unable to stop focusing on things you enjoy

[vale cliff]

Sweet

[worldly talon]

Or get Diabetes Type 4

[vale cliff]

:(

[crystal vault]

basically humanoid shapeshifting but you have adhd now

[crystal vault]

yea i know exactly how I'd use this

[worldly talon]

You morb

You Death into a different person

[crystal vault]

no

not quite

[vale cliff]

Prototype’s Gun: It’s only in beta! Very potent energy blaster fuelled on hopes and dreams (UNDERTALE?). You can defend against/destroy anything, but the more firepower you need, the more “nostalgia” you have to give up.

You don’t lose memories, but you lose appreciation

[crystal vault]

taking that without hesitation

[vale cliff]

Your mask is really handy too tbh

[crystal vault]

yeah

[worldly talon]

You turn into Jimbo

[crystal vault]

nope

[crystal vault]

but I don't wanna be a guy

[worldly talon]

Femjimbo

[crystal vault]

not a fool
I'm literally just gonna give myself b00bs

[worldly talon]

YOU KNOW WHAT

FAIR

[worldly talon]

Tf is egg

[crystal vault]

r/egg_irl

-# just know I don't mean anything by 🥚 I just think it's applicable here

[crystal vault]

@worldly talon

[worldly talon]

Yeah what's that reddit thread do

[crystal vault]

just go to r/egg_irl

[worldly talon]

Okay...

[crystal vault]

you'll see what I mean :3

[worldly talon]

Ah

I see

[crystal vault]

mhm

so yeah

🥚

[worldly talon]

[crystal vault]

shit where did everyone else go

[worldly talon]

Thanos snapped

[worldly talon]

You friend now

[crystal vault]

meow

oh hey its the fun hater

[glossy fulcrum]

nya uwu

[magic cliff]

Hi hello argentinian femboys i will just say a Nothingburger of a phrase because I can't find anything i can ragebait about in your convo

[crystal vault]

nobody here is argentinian

[magic cliff]

You are now

[crystal vault]

also I've been told that I'm immune to ragebait because I'm that oblivious

not kidding

[glossy fulcrum]

im a femboy tho

just so you know

[crystal vault]

but you arent argentinian

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[crystal vault]

nothing wrong with femboys

-# hell like half my friends are femboys

-# or at least say they are

hell I'm one of the only people in my friend groups who presents masculine whatsoever

[magic cliff]

Well no shit that's why i said it. Argentina part is because i find "argentinian femboys" a precarious word combination

[magic cliff]

Which is saying something because you have already switched teams

[crystal vault]

even then that's only sometimes

[glossy fulcrum]

why so

[magic cliff]

Rolls off the tongue

And is specific for no reason

[crystal vault]

trans tomboys are awesome dude! maybe you could actually talk to one and see what I mean :3

-# I'm a horrible example

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont like the phrase “switched teams” because it implies that im on the same team as donald trump

[magic cliff]

No, i hate talking to p*ople

[crystal vault]

mood

[magic cliff]

Bro is on that Twitter political activist grindset

Everything is Donald Trump

[crystal vault]

ok maybe we shouldn't get political

like dude

rule 5

[magic cliff]

I am not getting political, i am making fun of skinky

[glossy fulcrum]

i really dont like the big man

[glossy fulcrum]

sry

[glossy fulcrum]

making fun? i thought you hated that

[magic cliff]

Why, Giant Gjheohnnypfer is an awesome dude

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[magic cliff]

Well stop not liking Giant Gjheohnnypfer, he will be sad and cry you a river

Literally

[glossy fulcrum]

oki them

[crystal vault]

hmm

[crystal vault]

poll

[magic cliff]

My very very bad attempt with a new improv i decided to make

[crystal vault]

2-2-0-0-2

[magic cliff]

That is a very stupid question because why would i choose one end of the stick if i can have the entire stick for myself

[crystal vault]

valid

just saying
i dont think you can ragebait me :P

no thats not a challenge

[magic cliff]

I wasn't ragebaiting tho you are imagining things

[crystal vault]

nah im just distracted

[magic cliff]

You are Imagining Ian

[crystal vault]

not my name tho

where'd you even get that name from btw?

[vale cliff]

Lan cables

[magic cliff]

Because i am a Finding Feodor

[crystal vault]

idk what that is

[glossy fulcrum]

first ragebait now gaslight

[crystal vault]

LightLamp*

[magic cliff]

I am not gaslighting you are imagining things

[vale cliff]

Ragebait, gaslight, hatefun

[magic cliff]

If you say that at 3:09 am in the mirror three times, i will appear in your room and be very mad at you because i will going to need to somehow find my way back home

[crystal vault]

cant even use proper grammar

[magic cliff]

Grammar is for nerds

[crystal vault]

true

nothing wrong with being a nerd ofc

[magic cliff]

Yes there is

Being a nerd is bad because

Uh

Um

[crystal vault]

exactly

[magic cliff]

Em

[crystal vault]

you have nothing bad to say about nerds >:3

[crystal vault]

this is what I call counter ragebait

[magic cliff]

No their stinky-smellin basement-dwellin glass-wearin Zubrilas

[crystal vault]

nice nothing burger

[magic cliff]

Brobuddy u are a Nothingburger

[crystal vault]

<— not a guy

[vale cliff]

Aw man

I accidentally posted blocked content

…?

Okay?

[crystal vault]

nvm

[vale cliff]

No, wait, why did you say that?

[crystal vault]

thought you were replying to this sorry

[magic cliff]

Mtf trying not to take everything sexually challenge:

[crystal vault]

people*

[magic cliff]

Sorry, my bad

Mtf trying not to take everything people challenge:

[crystal vault]

ok thats actually hilarious but not what I meant

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

why are we stereotyping in balatro chat

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[glossy fulcrum]

well i say “we” as if its everyone and not just fun hater

[crystal vault]

he's trying (and failing) to ragebait me

[magic cliff]

Because stereotyping is both hurtful and enables several logical traps down the line

[crystal vault]

btw this is transphobic by your own logic

[magic cliff]

But i am scared of trans people

[crystal vault]

well how are you not scared of me then?

[magic cliff]

Because i am very far away from you in the safety of my house

[crystal vault]

I'm approaching rapidly

[magic cliff]

Photoproof or you are telling lies

[crystal vault]

on a flight to moscow right now

-# /j

[crystal vault]

not even a good gif smh

[magic cliff]

Hey don't insult mint-chan like that

[crystal vault]

here's a good gif

[magic cliff]

Or i will coax your snafu until you smuggie

[glossy fulcrum]

is this good

[magic cliff]

Barack Oblueprint

[crystal vault]

holy shit they put obama in blueprint
-# honestly not a fan of those gifs tho

[glossy fulcrum]

thatz fair

i found it humorous because the blueprint copies the joker to its right

[crystal vault]

Take it away - SO87 and JamieP

such an underrated song

like seriously

it's criminally underrated

[vale cliff]

Is this that mint girl

[magic cliff]

Yes

[vale cliff]

Love that

[magic cliff]

Yes mintchan saved my relationship

[vale cliff]

I love the worldbuilding

[magic cliff]

No like it genuinely happened

[vale cliff]

I’m also kinda being serious

It’s a neat concept and should have been made a lot sooner

[magic cliff]

Cuz my acoustic gf loves mintchan and doesn't have Reddit, one of the reasons she has to visit me is "to see mint chan"

[lapis gate]

hitler and epstein

[magic cliff]

And the autor is great

She be sharin her struggles as an artist in the general of my main server

And she is just a nice person overall

[vale cliff]

Why are we wilding in #🃏・off-topic again

[lapis gate]

idk

lol

[lapis gate]

what

[magic cliff]

Because enstien ate a kozinknak

[crystal vault]

lmao i forgot about this poll

[glossy fulcrum]

yay!

[crystal vault]

I'll say it again
more of a fan of tomboys personally, but femboys are still awesome

[glossy fulcrum]

wahoo

[vale cliff]

All my straight-presenting crushes turned out to be straight :(

I wish I liked more femboys

[glossy fulcrum]

🤯

sry

[vale cliff]

Just how the cookie crumbles

[magic cliff]

Oh no who would have thought

[ionic skiff]

I'm playing Super Smash Bros Infinity War on Tabletop Simulator anyone wanna play with me

[hollow eagle]

anyone else see this?

[quartz rain]

yall hear about the COD founder?

[crystal vault]

nah

[quartz rain]

fatally crashed his ferrari

on video

[neat cypress]

Oh

Why did he do that

[crystal vault]

meow

I'm not getting sleep

not even tired rn

[neat cypress]

Meow

What time is it for you :3

[crystal vault]

like 2am

[neat cypress]

:3?

[neat cypress]

Oh no

Go to sleep >:(

[crystal vault]

no

[neat cypress]

Do it or else >:(

[crystal vault]

i need to get one of my friends to go eep first

also atp i just sleep in the morning

[neat cypress]

Ohhh nocturnal

[crystal vault]

pretty much

[neat cypress]

Jsut like a kitty 🤔

[crystal vault]

this happens every time I go on a break from school

[crystal vault]

cats can adapt their sleep schedules to their owners

[neat cypress]

Oh cool

[crystal vault]

and again
not even tired rn

[cobalt pier]

If you stay awake long enough eventually you loop back around to a normal sleep schedule

[neat cypress]

I don’ tcare 😡

[crystal vault]

exactly

[neat cypress]

Whats wiþ þe æ?

Oh you deleted it

[crystal vault]

B/

[left slate]

Hello

[forest night]

olleH

[crystal vault]

meow

hmm

dead chat

[sharp bay]

Yoo

[forest night]

Die hard best Christmas movie

[crystal vault]

meow

[left slate]

Yes

[crystal vault]

i wont sleep

[storm condor]

400, go to sleep

you need to honk shoo for beauty sleep

[crystal vault]

never

[vale cliff]

Read scary stories on Reddit

[crystal vault]

r*dd*t

[misty breach]

I hate it as much as the next guy but you must admit it's good for scary stories

[forest night]

Scary story number 657

The scary sink

I was afraid to come in the sink

until I sink in the come

[raw flower]

Hallo people

[crystal vault]

meow

hi

[raw flower]

How are you doing

[crystal vault]

eepy

[raw flower]

Then.. Go to sleep

What time is It for you

[crystal vault]

613 am

[raw flower]

And how Long did you stay Up?

[crystal vault]

what's a sleep?

[raw flower]

Its a sleep

I dont think you havent slept

Lay down and Close your eyes

[sharp bay]

Dying hard or hardly dying because its literally the fifth movie and he's still not dying what the sigma

[pearl flume]

I might regret asking this here but... Does anyone here play League of Legends ?

[dense salmon]

Hey I actually got a good sleep!

[magic cliff]

No sleep

Sleeping is fun

No fun

[misty breach]

Tomato factory

[dense salmon]

I think I fell asleep around 12

[raw flower]

Hello

[dense salmon]

Hi

[raw flower]

How are you doing

[supple swallow]

did i cook

[dense salmon]

It’s so good

Random blender animation that took 30 minutes to setup and 13 hours to render

[magic cliff]

Imo the voice is slightly off time

Like because the music is so fast, the voice is not able to pick up the same pase

And i will assume that this is a mashup/you sampled a song

Cuz the when vocals are singing they are off key

I love second rap part because it's very precise and on time and there's no singing

Also you can actually hear how you improve as the song goes on

Overall decent 6.4/10

But my grade is subjective because I don't fancy rap that much

[soft cedar]

It's time

[dense vortex]

💔

4/10

[edgy pike]

Why must it be so god damn snowy

[supple swallow]

okay yeah but what about this

i made this on fl in like an hour with basically no experience so its kinda poopy shitwater

but still

[supple swallow]

oh my

what

thats peak dude what

[outer lance]

Pay my bills

[crystal vault]

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

bruh

[edgy pike]

Seeing a blank building in the snow towering above you fills you with DETERMINATION

[outer lance]

I want to ride a horse

[edgy pike]

Good for you man

[outer lance]

Can you feel me

[edgy pike]

Ig, I haven’t ever really felt the desire to ride a horse but ydy

[severe aurora]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBv8j4Xb3E

[outer lance]

Me too I lied about wanting to ride a horse maybe i am fighting something that doesn't exist do you think you will dream about me tonight

[edgy pike]

Probably not

I don’t usually have dreams

[outer lance]

Please

Let me know if you dream about me

[crystal vault]

cant dream if you don't sleep :P

[magic cliff]

CAN YOU FEEL THE SILENCE???

[magic cliff]

Btw this is great

[magic cliff]

CAN YOU SEE THE DARK

CAN YOU FIX THE BROKEN??

CAN YOU FEEL

[crystal vault]

no (/j)

[magic cliff]

🙁

[crystal vault]

hey wait i thought you were the fun hater

[magic cliff]

I am not in the mood rn

[crystal vault]

oh fair enough

[magic cliff]

And i can't be evil when there's awesome music

[crystal vault]

fair enough

[magic cliff]

Do you know any other words you stupid idiot?

[crystal vault]

meow

[magic cliff]

Мяу

Мурмяу

[magic cliff]

That is me btw

[crystal vault]

:0

[magic cliff]

Me & my clingy boyfriend

[glossy fulcrum]

meow!!

[crystal vault]

meow