🃏・off-topic

[neat cypress]

Yeah I’m trans

T- trans
R-
A-
N-
S- I wanna be a dragon

Yeah im ok with that

[edgy pike]

I was able to figure that out from your profile

[crystal vault]

T- Trans
R- Really tired
A- AAAA WHY CAN'T I SLEEP
N- No more pockets TwT
S- So I wanna be a dragon
Fem

[neat cypress]

Not a single thing in my profile referencing either 😔

[crystal vault]

I don't remember how I found out that you were trans

[edgy pike]

Not the dragon part but the trans part

[neat cypress]

I probably said “wow im trans too i wuv your username :3”

[neat cypress]

How 😔

[crystal vault]

okay so you aren't a furry, but you are a scalie

got it

[neat cypress]

NO

NUH UH

[crystal vault]

YUH HUH

-# /j

[edgy pike]

Also I am not trying to do
B
I
S
E
X
U
A
L

[crystal vault]

just do
B
I

:3

[edgy pike]

B- bi
I- I’m so bloody tired

[neat cypress]

HOW

Bisexual

B - bitches
I - don’t
S - like
E - me
X
U
A
L

[edgy pike]

You are in the femboy group you have twink beside your name the status part
And also the “about me” so I made an educated guess

[neat cypress]

Nuh uh im not a femboy

:3

[edgy pike]

B- bitch
I - I’m tired

[neat cypress]

I’m girl twink (very rare)

[crystal vault]

aroace
A- Actually, no
R- Romance isn't my thing
O- Okay please stop flirting with me
A- And now you're trying to- bro
C- Can you not take a hint? leave me alone
E- Everything I do is to avoid people irl

[neat cypress]

flirts with you

[edgy pike]

I still made an educated guess also I said you are in the femboy group

[crystal vault]

fucking die

[neat cypress]

Im not a femboy tho… :(

[crystal vault]

-# bc you're not a boy

[edgy pike]

I’m just an introvert anyway

[edgy pike]

I never said you were

[neat cypress]

Oh ok :3

[edgy pike]

Holy shit it is 3:00 in the morning here

[crystal vault]

Kris: ACT
X-Slash
Susie: MAGIC
RudeBuster
Ralsei: FIGHT

[edgy pike]

Ok

Also @neat cypress what is your status

[crystal vault]

but like seriously
do not
under any circumstances
flirt with me
I will assume you're being serious and respond
probably with this video

[neat cypress]

Its a copypasta

[edgy pike]

Ok

[crystal vault]

oh you mean like Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

[edgy pike]

Crazy?

[crystal vault]

Don't.

[edgy pike]

Ok

[neat cypress]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a runner room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me crazy

[crystal vault]

runner room

[neat cypress]

Im have a headache leave me alone

[crystal vault]

I will shove 500mg of ibuprofen down your throat

-# dw I'll get you some water after

[neat cypress]

😳

[crystal vault]

-# to wash it down

[crystal vault]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[edgy pike]

Points if you know what this is

[crystal vault]

you are my friend

[neat cypress]

A photo

[crystal vault]

no clue

[edgy pike]

Next Einstein here everyone

[neat cypress]

He married his cousin so no thank you

[edgy pike]

He did?!

[neat cypress]

Yeah

:<

[edgy pike]

I’m waiting till I can use this emoji

[crystal vault]

gn y'all

[edgy pike]

Yeah I’m probably going to do the same thing so I get at least 4 hours of sleep

[neat cypress]

No

[crystal vault]

how the fuck did you make me not tired wtf

[neat cypress]

:3

[edgy pike]

Her power I guess

Anyway I am going to go to sleep now

[crystal vault]

kitkat here's an image

[edgy pike]

What if I just ping everyone

[neat cypress]

Thats what I did to you >:3

[neat cypress]

A. You can’t
B. You’ll get in trouble for trying

[crystal vault]

@everyone was disabled

[neat cypress]

One time a mod pinged everyone

[crystal vault]

I think

[edgy pike]

I know

[neat cypress]

Yeah it was

[edgy pike]

I did read the rules

[neat cypress]

Then why did you ask..?

[edgy pike]

I don’t know it’s three in the morning for me

[neat cypress]

Go to sleep >:(

[edgy pike]

I’m tired

[crystal vault]

/forcesleep @edgy pike

[robust marlin]

Top 1 things to do at the train station if your train is canceled

[robust marlin]

1. Cry and leave

[neat cypress]

2. Cry and stay

[robust marlin]

Got the second option and took the next train out of pure luck

[outer lance]

Chat

Is the epic games games store leak real

[vale cliff]

Yes!

[outer lance]

How is this legal

[vale cliff]

I didn’t check what you said

I just felt like saying that

[edgy pike]

Hi

[sharp bay]

I think they are just really desperate

[severe aurora]

yeah, chinese tax convert to ccpgovernment subsidy, gone to tencent, tencent pour money on epic games store free games. typical tax laundry chinese rich money transfer to outside country, cause tencent stockholding most of those free game publisher/developers anyway.

[edgy pike]

What got leaked?

[sharp bay]

That would be your mother

[desert shard]

guys you need to see this

thank you for your time

[digital tiger]

Who's ready for CloverPit mobile release tomorrow

[dapper crown]

i suck at cloverpit

[raw flower]

Hello

[severe aurora]

all you need to do is just pull the lever.

[edgy pike]

I just don’t know what clover pit is

[digital tiger]

I've not had a chance to play it yet, but I've watched plenty of videos of it

[severe aurora]

maybe it's just boomer's anime girl game.

[edgy pike]

I’m not sure what that means

[unborn swift]

take a bullet train instead

[gray harness]

take a bullet ||train|| instead

[robust marlin]

We don't have the same state of art as Japan or China

[robust marlin]

Sir, that's not...

[severe aurora]

what train you really need?

[gray harness]

take a bull||et train|| instead

[cobalt pier]

Take a bullet ||chess|| instead

[robust marlin]

Next jonkler on a run maybe

[robust marlin]

That is nightmare fuel

[crystal vault]

balala but slot machine

[edgy pike]

Nice

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

[odd oxide]

Bro

I totally forgot the new avatar is coming out in like

A day

[vale cliff]

Which religion

[odd oxide]

Apparently it's not very good

[odd oxide]

We're getting advance screenings on the 16th and 17th and the wide release is 19th

[outer lance]

They will drop rdr2 and detroit become human for free

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Noun and a verb before clicking the black bar.

||"You've gotta be verb-ing my noun"||

What did you just say ?

Repost because apparently M.O.A is an idiot who doesn't know proper grammar words.

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

Nice

[still plinth]

is dead cells fun

[forest night]

Is that a class room?

[scarlet drift]

sure looks like it

i can do that too

[gray harness]

another successful cursed purgatory run

[gray harness]

Ngl, Noelle would wear the t-shirt in the image above

she knows damn well that what the shirt says is true

[full roost]

the resemblance is crazy...

[gray harness]

the resemblance is what?

[crystal vault]

[crystal vault]

||Left = some random guy||
||Right = KASANE TETO MY BELOVED||

[scarlet drift]

teto :3

[gray harness]

we all love teto!!!!

[crystal vault]

Exactly!

Hey siri, play machine love by JamieP

[scarlet drift]

silly geese

yall r silly geese

[crystal vault]

I'm a cat! 3:<

[gray harness]

Hello, a cat! 3:<, the name's Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[crystal vault]

grrr

[gray harness]

i saw that

[crystal vault]

no you didn't

[gray harness]

ok then

[scarlet drift]

and a silly goose

[full roost]

teto on the left or teto on the right

[crystal vault]

I AM NOT A GOOSE!

[full roost]

hi NOT A GOOSE im dad

[scarlet drift]

SILLY
GOOSE

[full roost]

have you ever met my friend, he's A SURGEON

[crystal vault]

Jolly Dave: Hi NOT A GOOSE!, I'm Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[scarlet drift]

☹️

well that was mean

[crystal vault]

I
am
Not
a goose

[full roost]

flowey would never say that

[crystal vault]

I am
a cat

[crystal vault]

why would Gianni make him say that?

[full roost]

why would Jerry make flowey say such a thing?

[crystal vault]

Why would gaster-

[full roost]

No.

Nothing is above Jerry

[scarlet drift]

WHY cant i sent gifs 💔💔💔

[crystal vault]

why would dess make jerry make gianni make flowey say that

[scarlet drift]

literally 1984

[full roost]

not allowed

[crystal vault]

tenor links are banned

[scarlet drift]

is it coz i dont have a role

[full roost]

i can cause im on phone lmao

[full roost]

there ya go

[crystal vault]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

[scarlet drift]

thats so evil

[full roost]

it's actually because localthunk hates you and specifically you

[scarlet drift]

☹️

[full roost]

this is, however, a lie

localthunk would never say such a thing

he is a man of love

do not spread hate in his behalf

[scarlet drift]

i see no reaskn local thunk would not hate me

[crystal vault]

I made flowey quote gabriel from uktrakill

with a slight twist

-# god damnit it's still sending

[full roost]

he can't even fathom the concept of hate itself

[crystal vault]

there we go

this is my favorite one I made

[scarlet drift]

i’m glad :3

[crystal vault]

flowey quoting gabriel again

Asriel was more fitting for this one

[inner dome]

@crystal vault have sans say he remembers youre genocides

[crystal vault]

hmm

[severe aurora]

you have to eat vegetables. 😏

[crystal vault]

meow

[magic cliff]

Evil?

[scarlet drift]

EEEEEVIL

[magic cliff]

EVIL

[edgy pike]

Should you put your count down down one @magic cliff or is it not time

[magic cliff]

It's not time it's based on geological events which i decided to not disclose

[edgy pike]

Ah

Either reply or dm me what I should make in blender

[gray harness]

pvz sunflower

[edgy pike]

I’ll try

[magic cliff]

Me

[edgy pike]

Like your profile picture?

[magic cliff]

Yes, the Evil Fun Hater

[edgy pike]

Ok that one I can do

[edgy pike]

Current progress

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[cunning flume]

BEHOLD

THE POWER OF

AN ANGEL

the spare change in my left pocket

[magic cliff]

Ultrakill sucks

[cunning flume]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[magic cliff]

No it is just really bad because it is bad

You know how bad games never get updated?

[cunning flume]

Thank you evil fun hater 20 11 those were some wise words

[magic cliff]

Ultrakill will never get updated

Fraud is a lie

[magic cliff]

This is a gay man

[brittle talon]

I like your mentality.

[cunning flume]

Fraud is a fraud in itself

Hakita is a genius

[brittle talon]

He's a criminal, and perhaps one of the most disgusting character in opm.

[magic cliff]

No he's actually Finnish

[cunning flume]

Really?

[magic cliff]

I am unsure actually

[cunning flume]

How did you get 11 alts banned

[crystal vault]

-# not Gabriel but I saw ultrakill earlier

[cunning flume]

Are you perhaps racist

[magic cliff]

Reddit alts

You know how Reddit moderators are

(they are really stupid)

[crystal vault]

r*dd*t

[magic cliff]

True

And my main was just getting popular 😔

[cunning flume]

In what sub reddit did you get banned 11 times

That’s impressive

[magic cliff]

There was a very shortlived trend on my favourite sub i became a microceleb in where people would draw me as a woman

[magic cliff]

No different subs

And there were like 5 alts shadowbanned

Cuz negative karma

And admins saw allthat shit and just ip banned me

[cunning flume]

Wow

[severe aurora]

why only altman? there's tons of GEI EYE giants are hoarding chips.

[cunning flume]

Gn chat

[crystal vault]

gn

[edgy pike]

Ok

Go

Gn

Fucking auto correct

[crystal vault]

go

[edgy pike]

“Go”

@magic cliff I am making progress what material would you like it to be made out of? Also, what font?

[magic cliff]

I do not understand blender and thereby i find myself unqualified to answer your question

[edgy pike]

Like glass, glossy, not glossy, and then just name a font

[magic cliff]

Not glossy, Helvetica

[edgy pike]

Also, what color?

I’m assuming orange and red

[magic cliff]

Yes

I chose those because i those are evil colours

[shut pivot]

Thats a funny jimbo

[edgy pike]

Ok

here you go @magic cliff

[edgy pike]

God I hate the snow

[magic cliff]

Nice

[brittle talon]

How old zelda games describe link:

[edgy pike]

ok

[dense vortex]

aww man i absolutely love making combat clips in this game

especially with the wing suit fr

[umbral halo]

Mind if i see one of those combat clips?

[forest heron]

yes

[dense vortex]

my sister deleted all of them except a few botw unfortunately

[edgy pike]

tsk tsk tsk

[dense vortex]

thinking it would save enough space 😭

[umbral halo]

That's very unfortunate

[dense vortex]

but yeah man i really like both games especially using glitches to make flashy combat

like how botw had all those techs you could perform

[umbral halo]

Yeah botw was on a different level

[magic cliff]

Hollow knight is so hard i died like 6 times in the aspid room in the crossroads

[edgy pike]

never played hollow night before

[dense vortex]

totk had a lot more built-in complexity tho, less glitches involved and you could do some awesome shit

[umbral halo]

Hold on i got something that is both flashy and uses glitches

[magic cliff]

Don't play it, it's very fun

[edgy pike]

ok

[dense vortex]

tuff

sidons ability is fun

i like it more than the others tbh

[umbral halo]

It does feel more reliable to use

But i don't really like the idea of having to walk up to the sage to activate their ability

[dense vortex]

i mean the only other combat one is mineru or riju and i feel like you always gotta chase riju and mineru is cool just not as flashy/ fast as link

[dense vortex]

yeah fr

i have sages disabled

[umbral halo]

Same

I literally never use them

[dense vortex]

once you get the glide suit tulin is useless

[crystal vault]

nyaa

[umbral halo]

Hell
You don't even need the glide suit for travelling across the sky

You can just use glitchless pocket rocket

[edgy pike]

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[dense vortex]

yeaa

or any zonai contraption

[crystal vault]

1 sec lemme translate that

[dense vortex]

id always use the glide suit because combat with it was fun

[crystal vault]

screw you

[dense vortex]

because you could bomb jump, let out a wing, and land on the wing and do cool shit with that

[edgy pike]

yep

[dense vortex]

what was it

[edgy pike]

figure it out for yourself

[edgy pike]

Just use ChatGPT

[umbral halo]

have you seen the totk equivalent of moon jump?

[edgy pike]

The fuse rocket thing

[umbral halo]

This is harder than that

[edgy pike]

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[dense vortex]

lol

talk about overcomplicated

[umbral halo]

Being overcomplicated is pretty much every glitch in totk

[dense vortex]

true

have you made that one thing with the fuse object that spins super fast that launches you in the air

[edgy pike]

yeah but you dont get that much distance

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[umbral halo]

I have tried but i couldn't get it to work

[edgy pike]

that says something different

the binary that is

[umbral halo]

Speaking of overcomplicated
This instant teleport alone takes around five minutes to set up

[dense vortex]

this thing

one of the few clips i actually have

[dense vortex]

hey at least its cool

[umbral halo]

That's ridiculously high lmao

[edgy pike]

might be a tad exxesive

[dense vortex]

theres a video of someone going from the death mountain crater to the height limit

its all luck

lmao

[umbral halo]

Theres also a portable skyview tower build that sends you about 8000 meters into the air

[edgy pike]

wait now @crystal vault is just tired not tired trans catgirl]

[crystal vault]

currently in the questioning stage again

that's why

[edgy pike]

fair

[dense vortex]

i love how the zelda community pushes these games

[edgy pike]

im just permanantly tired

[crystal vault]

mood

[umbral halo]

It actually got the point where they were able to literally steal minerus arms

Like actually equip them as weapons

[edgy pike]

i mean especially today since I got four hours of sleep

[dense vortex]

have you done that glitch for the infinite wing?

[edgy pike]

oh now its eepy cat person

[dense vortex]

i remember spending HOURS doing that

[umbral halo]

I have actually tried and i think i almost went insane

[dense vortex]

yeah because its actually so crazy to perform

i was collecting rare items on my main

one of those was that and my other one was some of the minecarts at death mountain

[umbral halo]

The red minecart right?

Or was it the minecart of that one goron you save from a cave

[dense vortex]

yea i couldnt get the shrine one because i did it alr

the one with the cushion

[umbral halo]

That's dedication

[dense vortex]

thats not close to my hardest thing

[umbral halo]

Oh?

[dense vortex]

im not sure how much they optimized this but sneaking the master sword outside of the phantom ganon had to be my hardest glitch ive done

[umbral halo]

I have actually done that one!

[dense vortex]

one of the steps was to hit a frame perfect item fuse smuggle or else the game crashed

😭

god it pissed me off

[umbral halo]

like-like stick culling is one of the worst ways to fe

[edgy pike]

what should I make in blender

[dense vortex]

yeah that is what i did

im not sure how they changed it

from that point on

but god i hated like-likes after that

didnt want to hear them

[umbral halo]

They changed it by no longer using it lmao

[dense vortex]

haha

[umbral halo]

They use fsfe or mineru fe now for recent patch

[dense vortex]

glad they did that because i despised thaf

[umbral halo]

Too bad some people still think it's the only way to fuse entangle

[dense vortex]

ah

[umbral halo]

Man, so this is what it's like to talk about your hyper fixation huh?

It's great honestly

[dense vortex]

yeah fr i honestly wished more people played totk and botw

awesome games

[umbral halo]

Agreed

[edgy pike]

should I try to fall asleep

[umbral halo]

Oh and check this out
Me and someone else found out that recalled thrown weapons activate their hitbox when you nudge them

[edgy pike]

it is only 5:15 here but I only got 4 hours of sleep and I have a christmas party in slightly less than 1 hour

[brittle coral]

Worked on some isometric furnitures. Suggested by @remote lotus . https://reqxel.itch.io/object-iso-32

What should I pixel next? ping me.

[crystal vault]

Cat ears

[dense vortex]

oh thats actually pretty interesting, i keep forgetting if bone weapons still get the bonus if they are thrown like that... couldnt this be a fastest time to kill a lynel if so? im not super caught up with that

[umbral halo]

Yeah you're correct, it is faster to kill them with bone weapons

[edgy pike]

@brittle coral my profile picture

[dense vortex]

thats pretty cool actually

[umbral halo]

But this is probably the most inefficient way to do it

[dense vortex]

i remember a similar glitch in botw where you could keep the weapon hitbox on a horse and move your controller rapidly with an ancient battle axe to kill a lynel in a couple seconds

[dense vortex]

i mean it looks fast

[edgy pike]

@brittle coral wait nevermind make the blender logo I want to make a sticker I can put on my laptop

[umbral halo]

Guess what

[dense vortex]

🥹

it was fun

[umbral halo]

Alright, its nearly 2 am here

[dense vortex]

have a gn

it was nice talking to you

[umbral halo]

You too :)

[edgy pike]

good night

[brittle coral]

Added to my list. Thanks!

[crystal vault]

yippie

[brittle coral]

Cant work on copyrighted materials, sorry.

[edgy pike]

that is all good

what should I 3d model next (dm, or ping me)

[crystal vault]

THE ROARING KNIGHT

[edgy pike]

I would, but I don’t want to look it up because I don’t want to get spoilers for chapter 3 and four sorry

[crystal vault]

rory nyte has no confirmed gender

and you won't get anything just from looking up "roaring knight image"

aside from what the knight looks like

which isn't super useful unless you have other knowledge from ch3

[edgy pike]

I already know what it looks like

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[edgy pike]

I don’t want to stumble across a picture of the fight or the wiki explaining how it is

[crystal vault]

ohhh

[edgy pike]

I’m open to anything else though

[crystal vault]

1 sec lemme pull up a reference image for ya

here

[edgy pike]

Kay

I am getting started

[crystal vault]

meow

[edgy pike]

It’ll probably not take too long, but I have a Christmas party. I have to go to so it’ll probably be finished tomorrow.

Stupid dictation

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[edgy pike]

Woem

[crystal vault]

mewo

[magic cliff]

Мяу

Меаш

[forest night]

(>^ω^<)

[maiden bison]

FAAAHHH

my brother is gooning rn

[gray harness]

what the peashooter is that name

[maiden bison]

aa\aaaa

a

a

a

a

a

[maiden bison]

he is tho

[crystal vault]

YOU DON'T JUST ANNOUNCE THAT

[maiden bison]

oh

welp i did already

aaaaaaaa

[crystal vault]

delete it

[gray harness]

Yeah, why announce that their brother has a terrible name?

[edgy pike]

What the actual hell

[neat cypress]

Ok

[crystal vault]

hey siri, play cadmium colors by jamiep

[neat cypress]

Guys i have a super sore throat i need help :<

[crystal vault]

idk how to help you

drink water maybe?

[crystal vault]

tldr for this song: Teto needs to stop eating paint
-# /j

[maiden bison]

aaaads

[crystal vault]

-# please listen to that song if you haven't already

[maiden bison]

who wanna piss in my moyth

[neat cypress]

Ok bro

[cobalt pier]

??????

[neat cypress]

Come on now

[crystal vault]

dude
what the fuck
you don't just say that

[maiden bison]

naur

[crystal vault]

nah bro you're getting blocked

[maiden bison]

aaaaaa

[crystal vault]

like seriously

[maiden bison]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[crystal vault]

wtf

[cobalt pier]

Why are you screaming

[maiden bison]

aaaaa

bbbbb

[crystal vault]

wish I could remove blocked messages on my phone

like so they just don't show up

[maiden bison]

ccccc

ddddd

eeeee

[crystal vault]

@maiden bison

[maiden bison]

ffff

[crystal vault]

you got hit by

[maiden bison]

aaaaaaaabbbbbbcccccccdddddddeeeeeeffffffggggghhhhhiioiijjjjkkkkllllmmmmnnnooopppqqqqqrrrsssssttttuuuuvvvvvwwwwwxxxxyyyyzzz

[crystal vault]

FOUR

FUCKING

PIXELS

[maiden bison]

afaaafffaaaaafaaafaafafafaffaaffaafafafaffaafaffafafafafaafafaafafafaffaafafafafafafaaffffafafaafaffafafafafaaffafaafaffafafaafaf

[neat cypress]

Are you like actually eight

[outer lance]

I feel you

[maiden bison]

affafafafaafafafaffaaffafafafaaffafafa

this is from my dawg

[edgy pike]

Can someone like report them please

[edgy pike]

Agreed

He is just like 8

[forest night]

Spam is lame

Especially when it isn't even funny

[edgy pike]

You can say that again

[crystal vault]

blueth nuke

[forest night]

Spam is lame

Especially when it isn't even funny

[maiden bison]

hghiiguigiggi

im not eight

[crystal vault]

so you're 7

[maiden bison]

im not under 7

[crystal vault]

9?

[maiden bison]

wait what would be the average age of this serv?

bacause im 15

[crystal vault]

you don't act like it

[maiden bison]

a

[crystal vault]

-# also you don't just say how old you are in a public server

[maiden bison]

im very annoying

[crystal vault]

very*

[maiden bison]

dont care

mb ill change that

[scarlet drift]

im being automodded

[crystal vault]

[scarlet drift]

my fun sticker </3

[crystal vault]

stickers are banned

i guess

[scarlet drift]

literally 1984

[maiden bison]

micheal jordan

[scarlet drift]

what'

[edgy pike]

Yeah like how I’m 352 years old

[forest night]

Children when too stupid to know internet safety:

[maiden bison]

yup

im stupid as fuck

[scarlet drift]

recognition is the first step ❤️

[neat cypress]

Yeah i dont believe this

[maiden bison]

k

aa

[crystal vault]

you are like 10 at most

[forest night]

It's like werewolf game. But with Mr tinker train

[crystal vault]

Weathergirl - flavor foley
this song is so good

trust me

[maiden bison]

umm

ok

[pearl flume]

Welcome to Runeterra! Where would you like to tour first ?

[maiden bison]

7

sorry 8

bottom middle

[pearl flume]

How come ?

[maiden bison]

bottom middle because yes

[crystal vault]

middle right
looks like a cozy town

[maiden bison]

true dat

[forest night]

8 because it looks like a cool shanty town

[maiden bison]

i liek bottom middle

it scool

[forest night]

Same

[edgy pike]

Bottom right looks like a nice place to read a book, code, or 3d model

[pearl flume]

It's basically My Little Pony world but with stuffed animal

[edgy pike]

Or maybe bottom middle reminds me of Newfoundland

[rose urchin]

guys tell me how do we like outer wilds

im gonna try it today because i haven't tried a new game in a while

(i tried elden ring but didn't like it very much)

[edgy pike]

Never played it sorry

[forest night]

Tell me how youse like team fortress 2

[neat cypress]

I likes it

[forest night]

Same vro

Peak? Let me tell you how much I have come to love peak

[edgy pike]

Also haven’t played tf2

Should I stay up till 3:00 again

Actually, I don’t think my body would let me

[neat cypress]

Do it

[crystal vault]

this person is a furry
|
V

[gray harness]

🪩
now it affects everyone

[scarlet drift]

i’m literally a dog girl

[gray harness]

Hello, literally a dog girl, the name's Jolly Dave, but you can just call me Jolly Dave

[crystal vault]

? react me = admit you made a typo

[neat cypress]

Not me tho

[crystal vault]

especially you

[neat cypress]

:<

[crystal vault]

wait nothing happened to you

[gray harness]

peashoot you it affects EVERYONE

[neat cypress]

Yeah because im still not a furry 😎

[crystal vault]

no because you always were a furry

[scarlet drift]

ive never made a typo

[crystal vault]

dave made a typo

[neat cypress]

Me niether

[gray harness]

Me neither

[crystal vault]

I've seen you make typos though

[gray harness]

what?! you must be acting........... crazy

[crystal vault]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

[edgy pike]

I have nevre maed a tpyo

[crystal vault]

gn

[neat cypress]

Ibdiot! You maed multiple typos!1! 🤣

[gray harness]

gn and sleep well :3

[edgy pike]

I don’t know what you are talking about

[crystal vault]

ty

i only make typos

nothing but typos from me

[edgy pike]

Good night!

[neat cypress]

Guys look up 67

Just trust me

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how UwU pilled are you?

[gray harness]

i will shove a cherry bomb down your throat

[neat cypress]

I’d say I’m pretty UwUpilled

[forest night]

Deep rock galactic beers are peak

[cunning barn]

how :3pilled are you though

[neat cypress]

INCREDIBLY :3pilled

[cunning barn]

dont look at my username too closely

[scarlet drift]

somewhat

ive found myself using :3 less and less

[gray harness]

Kinda :3 pilled I guess

[cunning barn]

did you un-embrace the silly

[scarlet drift]

nah ive just been using different emoticons more

[edgy pike]

I’m slightly :3 pilled but not really uwu pilled

[maiden bison]

cheese guys

[edgy pike]

Are you taking a screenshot

[neat cypress]

I think they’re talking abt this guy

@glossy fulcrum ??

[glossy fulcrum]

???

leaking dms

smh

[neat cypress]

:3

[edgy pike]

Damn

[edgy pike]

I find that sometimes I forget this is the Balatro discord in this chat

[neat cypress]

When there’s no balatro chat in #🃏・off-topic

[edgy pike]

Yeah I known

[cunning barn]

:3

[edgy pike]

Finnished the roaring knight

[outer lance]

https://x.com/i/status/2000939675595497878

Mio_Sub🇯🇵 (@MyColleagueMio2)

Two Chinese men argue by spitting. They get so close, shaking heads, they keep accidentally kissing while trying to spit. Hilarious.

X · Dec 16, 2025, 2:42 PM

[raw flower]

Hello people

Hows everyone doing

[edgy pike]

Good, you?

[raw flower]

Im doing good myself

What are you doing?

[edgy pike]

Work and blender but mostly work

[raw flower]

I see

[edgy pike]

Though I should probably fall asleep soon since it is 1:40 am where I am

[raw flower]

Oof, thats Late

[edgy pike]

Yeah

[raw flower]

How Long do you usually sit down and Work with blender?

[edgy pike]

Sometimes for hours on end

But right now I am doing homework for my school

[raw flower]

Dang

Thats a Lot

[scenic imp]

Shardscapes day one

🐑

[raw flower]

Ooh gd

Which Level?

[scenic imp]

Shardscapes

[raw flower]

Demon Level?

[scenic imp]

Yeah, extreme demon

[raw flower]

Ooh

I Hope you are able to Beat It

[scenic imp]

Thanks

[raw flower]

Are you trying to Beat It at the Moment?

[neat cypress]

👀

[edgy pike]

I don’t think he meant it like that

[raw flower]

😭

I didnt mean It Like that

I meant beating the Level

[edgy pike]

Welp I am finally done my work and can go to sleep at 2:40

🙃

[chrome trail]

i got 53 on sakupen hell 3 weeks ago and havent gotten a new best yet

so im doing aftermath now

[pearl flume]

Which of these quotes do you guys prefer ?

"Let us meet again as stars"
"Now you become the sky, and I, the land"
"From break and ruin, the most beautiful performance begins"

[vale cliff]

Hope you finish writing your story

[severe aurora]

[forest night]

Going out to mine right after a stout

That morkite looks like a scout

Grapple hoooooooook

Well how bout you loooooook

[crystal vault]

yes >:3

[true karma]

i HEAT dissable peopel 😠 😠

[timber oyster]

...rule 3?

[edgy pike]

That was ridiculously random

[vale cliff]

Who said what?

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Invent a gum that never loses its flavour.

Or

A cheese that's as stretchy as you'd like.

[crystal vault]

gum that never loses flavour

[vale cliff]

Seriously?

Stretchy cheese

Easy

[bronze goblet]

A gum that never loses flavour is a nightmare: you wouldn't want to ever spit it out. Cheese that is as stretchy as you want, considering it bends WHEN you want it to, is controllable chaos.

I don't like cheese, but I'd rather stretchy cheese.

[raw flower]

Hello

[hazy siren]

yall fw square joker + square trousers

[heavy rock]

I beat deadlocked

[wooden crystal]

whats an acceptable time ti make something to eat

[severe aurora]

🍔

[wooden crystal]

i need opinion 😔

its like 5am and im so freaking hungry

[scarlet drift]

go eat!!

[crystal vault]

^

[scarlet drift]

i like that we bith bave the little flares on our names

[wooden crystal]

i dont wanna get yelled at 😭

[crystal vault]

sneak

[wooden crystal]

YESS

[scarlet drift]

why would you be yelled at? 😭

the time im assumjng?

[wooden crystal]

im insanely loud + everything in my house is so squeaky

yea

its like 5:30 AM rn

[brittle talon]

I think there's a bigger problem if you told your parents you were hungry and got yelled at.

[crystal vault]

nz timezone?

[scarlet drift]

thats not too bad😭😭

you just woke up a little early from a dream!!

[crystal vault]

hey I have a friend in nz so i have the timezone memorized

also

[wooden crystal]

bold of you to assume i have more than 1 parent

[crystal vault]

am i wrong

[wooden crystal]

nah you right

[brittle talon]

Apologies!

[wooden crystal]

its fine im just joshing

@crystal vault what are you favourite games?

[crystal vault]

right now

undertale
deltarune
celeste
ultrakill
terraria

not ordered

[wooden crystal]

youre goated monarch

[crystal vault]

ty

but yea i just love the celeste movement

[scarlet drift]

i’m gonna answer even tho i wasnt asked

[wooden crystal]

i started it (j played it for about 10 minutes)

wait

[scarlet drift]

minecraft
balatro
tetris
terraria

[crystal vault]

I'd suggest finishing the game

[crystal vault]

terraria mentioned

[scarlet drift]

yes!!

[crystal vault]

-# I have just over a thousand hours on terraria for steam alone
-# I primarily play on mobile

[wooden crystal]

i rage too easily

[hazy siren]

guys guys guys im on my chromebook and need good web browser games

[crystal vault]

but it's got such a good story

[wooden crystal]

hmmm

[hazy siren]

im bored

lalalal

[wooden crystal]

scroll on itch io

try find smth

[crystal vault]

assist mode does exist for people who just want to experience the story of celeste

[wooden crystal]

one time i tried to play balatro on my school computer (i opened it for like 5 seconds) and my computer sounded like it was gonna explode

also it went from 59% to 8%

[hazy siren]

i cant download anything😔

[wooden crystal]

i’ll definitely use that

i mostly brought it cause i saw a review that said “trans people can double jump 👍”

[crystal vault]

lmao

[wooden crystal]

hmm

cookie clicker

minesweeper

thats like 80% of what i do at school

[scarlet drift]

tetr.io

[hazy siren]

it runs that with like 2fps😭

[scarlet drift]

then uh

turn graphics down

or use jstris

[outer lance]

I respect that

[severe aurora]

🍌 🍌

[glossy fulcrum]

maow!

[crystal vault]

nyaa

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

mrr~

[rose urchin]

chat this game is so good

only played it for like an hour and a half

but oh my golly gosh

[wooden crystal]

i finally made myself something to eat if anyone cares

[severe aurora]

🪿 👼

[inner prawn]

made this on wplace:)

[crystal vault]

nya

[fallen heron]

ña

[glossy fulcrum]

nyaaa~

[edgy pike]

Anyone have a glass of water

Just spent the last 3 hours playing curling and I am so tired and thirsty

Now I am waiting in the cold for the bus

[edgy pike]

Nyah

[harsh trench]

should i buy pizza tower or the balatro playing card set… hmmm

[edgy pike]

Card set @harsh trench

I’m taking a trip to Scotland in the summer to do some hiking anyone a good cell provider I am currently using Bell

[glossy fulcrum]

started a balatro run and clair obscur expedition 33 won i cant bro

[crystal vault]

I was about to get farewell golden and clair obscur expedition 33 killed me and won

[neat sundial]

Whæt

[crystal vault]

it's true

i can double jump :P

[neat sundial]

Transformers: More than meets the eye

[crystal vault]

im not a transformer

[neat sundial]

yeah, but that's the closest my brain could do to a joke with that prompt

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[edgy pike]

You’re a transition-er

[crystal vault]

meow

ASCII art

[edgy pike]

I love ascii art

[crystal vault]

i didnt make this tho

but i love that gif so much

[edgy pike]

Ok I still like ascii art

[teal basin]

:0

that’s so cute

[crystal vault]

fren

[teal basin]

the rain bounces off the umbrella and everything

very cool

i used to play this rpg that was like

all ascii art

it was pretty cool :)

[delicate tree]

ckoverpit{

[crystal vault]

meow

[vale cliff]

bark

[gray harness]

pvz cattail be like:

[crystal vault]

meow

i cant find my gender

forgot where I put it

[vale cliff]

Are you sitting on it?

[crystal vault]

no im standing

found it

it was in my pocket

[scarlet drift]

i ate it

[crystal vault]

but I found it

-# probably just for today

[vale cliff]

I stole it

Wearing it as a hat

It’s quite soft

[crystal vault]

GIVE IT BACK

sorry

[vale cliff]

:P

[crystal vault]

-# i love soft things

[scarlet drift]

then youd love me

[pearl flume]

I just had the weirdest dream where there was this Streamer/Youtuber called Over S Tim and he became the world's most brainrotted, memey and was basically the embodiment of "content" so much so that he TRADEMARKED all things considered "content" to the point where he had a monopoly on all media and the only way you got to feel joy was if you paid him royalty to watch a video he made and somehow he made a video about every single thing in existence so there was always the thing you're looking for.

In the dream I was so poor I couldn't watch his videos and literally shriveled up like a raisin and died.

I may be spending too much time with my Gen Z friends.

[neat sundial]

Do you remember the name?

[crystal vault]

I don't really love anyone like that
-# translation: we aren't related

[edgy pike]

Anyone heard of madness (the band)

It’s a good band (if you like brit-pop or ska)

[still kayak]

Enzo snuggling with his blanket

It was from his crate and he haven’t seen it for a while

He found it under a bed I think and now brings it around everywhere

[vale cliff]

They’re so cute

[glossy fulcrum]

myaaa

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[neat cypress]

Woof 🤨

[burnt cove]

Homero vas a recoltalte

[crystal vault]

?

[burnt cove]

[edgy pike]

?

[glossy fulcrum]

bwaaa

[edgy pike]

Bwaaaaaaaa

[crystal vault]

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[edgy pike]

Piaaaaaaaaaaahhh

@vale cliff nice

[vale cliff]

???

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could ask your ancestors anything, what would you ask ?

[indigo dust]

Balatro themed drum at the hard rock

[gray harness]

I may have failed twice, but third time's the charm, right?

[edgy pike]

That you have heard of madness sorry I accidentally hit send

[edgy pike]

How much?

[edgy pike]

Should I go to sleep right now

[crystal vault]

probably

[edgy pike]

Gn everyone

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

I have returned, how will you protect the server from my arrival?

[neat cypress]

I dont know who you are

[crystal vault]

uhhhhhhh
protect from what?

[dusty lynx]

ME

[crystal vault]

and who said you were a threat

[vale cliff]

I did

[crystal vault]

it's just a guy

not much of a threat

btw new JamieP song is so good

you should listen to it

NOW!

[neat cypress]

Oh..

[sharp bay]

Daffy got outplayed

[crystal vault]

wtf

[vale cliff]

wtf is this man

[vale cliff]

omg jinx

TWINNNSSS

[crystal vault]

me but enby?

[crystal vault]

but yea I have this img for a reason

[sharp bay]

Yall really didn't watch loony toons before?

[crystal vault]

my main question is

why the fuck would you put that here

[vale cliff]

That is not looney tunes 💀

[sharp bay]

Because i can

It's a free country

[crystal vault]

free my ass

[sharp bay]

So daffy is from DC

[crystal vault]

nvm

[sharp bay]

Ass so cheap it aint got a price on it gng 🙏

[crystal vault]

not what I meant

here freedom of expression is a fucking illusion

[sharp bay]

It doesnt says that on the first ammendment

[wooden crystal]

“be the reason why someone believes in pure hearts and kind souls”

😭

[sharp bay]

Irrelevant

[crystal vault]

ahem. ^
as I said
freedom of expression
is a fucking illusion

[sharp bay]

Bless you

Yeah sure thing

[vale cliff]

I love #🃏・off-topic

Lol, the migrating pointer

[wooden crystal]

hello non binary samurai

[vale cliff]

Hello

Does anyone get the joke btw?

[crystal vault]

I cant just know where the word "trans" is in my name while I'm typing

[wooden crystal]

ignore the haters queen

[crystal vault]

-# was responding to proto with that

-# me and proto are friends

[wooden crystal]

i was talking about rhat other guy

[vale cliff]

😭 😭 😭

[crystal vault]

oh him

[vale cliff]

“I think”

[crystal vault]

i dont usually deal in absolutes

[wooden crystal]

thats kinda real though

i never know if im friends with someone

[vale cliff]

Are you a jedi?

[crystal vault]

no

i wish tho

or a sith

I just wanna be able to use the force :P

[vale cliff]

Also, nonbinary jedi because they slash them

[wooden crystal]

i wanna be a droid

it seems chill

[vale cliff]

Guys, do you get it?

[wooden crystal]

just roll around

[vale cliff]

Am I insane or is that hilarious?

[limpid parrot]

👏

[wooden crystal]

thats actually really funny

icl

[crystal vault]

yea

[vale cliff]

Yay!

UwU

[crystal vault]

OwO better

[wooden crystal]

i highkey gonna steal that

[true karma]

I think this desecrates the punchline as much as Stalin did to the general image of communism

[vale cliff]

Wait, jedi, what

I’m losing my mind

[crystal vault]

aaaa

[wooden crystal]

i made a giant cut out papyrus earlier this year if anyone cares

[crystal vault]

-# nyeh

gimmie a thing to make any ut/dr character of my choice say

[wooden crystal]

PAPYRUS

PAPYRUS

PAPYRUS

PAPYRUS

[crystal vault]

ok

but what do you want him to say

[wooden crystal]

Hmm

“there was a pile-up on the spaghetti junction today. reports say that 4 people were injured and 3 pasta way”

[odd oxide]

Random build thing

[wooden crystal]

YES