🃏・off-topic

[crystal vault]

2 tries this time

[forest night]

could you record youself saying it?

i wannae hear it

funny accent tongue twister

because most americans pronounce those vowels as the exact same

I find it hilarious

[magic cliff]

That's creepy

[forest night]

my bad vro 🙏

[magic cliff]

Creepy man that consumes lower appendages

[forest night]

you dont fucking say that in a public discord 💀

[crystal vault]

wdym

[magic cliff]

Congratulations on being of [age] that is a considerable amount of time you spent on this rotten earth

[vale cliff]

What was that?

[pearl flume]

"Is a leaf only purpose to fall ?"

[inner dome]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxUFj_M5AKKJSSSt_i3VB83zcFZp-w074n?si=QR9DtJsizss-xSzf

[crystal vault]

Hey siri, play tetoris

[forest night]

Their age.

Kids really have to learn internet safety

[vale cliff]

At least it’s not a slur again

[glossy fulcrum]

any fate fans!!!

[vale cliff]

Omg, NikeRed

I’ve been wanting this man

[magic cliff]

I hate fate

[glossy fulcrum]

was a ref

[vale cliff]

I hate fate

[glossy fulcrum]

dni if ur not a fate fan!!!

[vale cliff]

I don’t know what these are

[visual osprey]

How did you do this

[neat cypress]

Which one is fate the name sounds familiar…

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

not familiar

[glossy fulcrum]

whur

[neat cypress]

@magic cliff are you an evil person who hates fun, or do you hate evil fun?

[magic cliff]

That joke was asked to me so many times i will not humour you with an answer

[forest night]

He is a evil hater of evil fun

[glossy fulcrum]

this answer proves that ur a fun hater who’s evil

[glossy fulcrum]

meg mem

[steep crypt]

Is there people who know both characters so i can talk about their similarities, please

[magic cliff]

Also this question is how i met my first eboyfriend

[vale cliff]

BERB

[gray harness]

DNI? How about you die!
I'll go 100 miles an hour

[crisp jackal]

Made this and wanted to share

[ionic skiff]

I had this horrible nightmare where I was playing Balatro with these disturbing-looking, bloody jokers (Art was among them) and I had this cut on the back of my left hand that started bleeding all over my keyboard
No more Balatro all night

[honest ether]

thats not my name!

[crystal vault]

meow

[pearl flume]

Would you rather have:

A piece of suburban land with a 2 story house on it, worth about 500 thousand dollars.

or

A great healthcare plan that covers all accidents and doesn't try to scam you.

[crystal vault]

If the healthcare plan covers things like HRT, that's easy.
if it doesn't, still easy. I'd take the land and sell it to be able to afford HRT (and probably bottom surgery)

[uneven veldt]

Hi

Does anybody have a Sould Card Gif?

Or a video I could make a gif of

It needs to be in a good quality

I want to make a Balatro iOS design and I wanna make an animated widget

Lmk what you think of it :P (the wallpaper is animated)

[balmy compass]

the addiction got too far

[split fable]

no way they put jimbo from vampire survivors in balatro

[viral sluice]

@sand vapor

apanta dms

kane unblock

@sand vapor

[severe aurora]

🤔 is he spambot? or your ex?

[scarlet drift]

thats so balatro

[forest night]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OnRIdvdyGRU?si=5fESQO9xQTpN4iXv

No way this is the actual ABC bro 💀

[balmy compass]

wait wtf is jimbo doing in vampire survivors?

[gray harness]

Ok, this might actually be the run for this self challenge of using 1 magnetar as my main damage dealer

[neat cypress]

Oh god

[neat cypress]

I like it. It’s genuinely entertaining but still actually gives news

[neat cypress]

0.o

[full roost]

what happens if you open the chicot app

[neat cypress]

Block blast spotted

[uneven veldt]

medaltv

hit the road is taxi

sattelite is findmy

perkeo is spotify

bleuprint is discord

I have golden joker for binance and Ramen and Icecream for delivery and McDonalds lol

[neat cypress]

I want ramen and ice cream and mcdondal

[uneven veldt]

me2

icecream from mcdonld

[magic cliff]

ARE YOU TWELVE????

MAKE YOURSELF SOME ACTUAL FOOD YOU WORTHLESS BASEMENT-DWELLER

[uneven veldt]

what is this

fun police?

oh..

[neat cypress]

Im sorry 😭

Im actually pretty upset at one of my parents do you think I can guilt trip them into getting me mcdonalds

[uneven veldt]

definitely

[neat cypress]

Yippee

[severe aurora]

but Twelve YO shouldn't use discord in general. 🤔 💭 🤪

it's issue before foods. 😏

[magic cliff]

Bro types like 65 y.o grandma on Facebook

[severe aurora]

15 yo and 12 yo is very different. 👮 💭 🤤

[magic cliff]

why did you use those emojis, Gertrude?

Those emojis are very sus

[severe aurora]

one who stabbing pope in austrailia was 16 yo. 😨

that's why austrailia suddenly ban the SNS from childs.

[neat cypress]

Wha

[severe aurora]

it's quite insane world we living.

[gray harness]

you could say it's king of.... crazy

[severe aurora]

exposed roblox and sus slang memes internet and social network in too low age really affect they're minds. 🧠

[visual comet]

read their name

[magic cliff]

They did the joke you Alexander Dumas

[visual comet]

GOD DAMN IT

[full roost]

elite ball knowledge?

[magic cliff]

Yes, i have all knowledge

[full roost]

WEBI WABO RABARRHOW

[visual comet]

what did I eat for breakfast

[full roost]

idk ask yourself

[visual comet]

this is a question for evil fun hater

[magic cliff]

Beans on toast

[visual comet]

damn

[neat cypress]

What did I eat for breakfast?

[magic cliff]

Ur cousin Jeremiagh

[neat cypress]

Trick question I havent eatem breakfast yet it’s 6.20am

[visual comet]

what the fuck is your status

😭

[neat cypress]

See i’ve had so many people ask that i feel like you guys dont get it

[magic cliff]

Yeah but Jeremiagh is in the oven you will eat them

[neat cypress]

Wha..?

[visual comet]

oh my god I need to show you Santa's surprise

[full roost]

yeah who did i eat for breakfast then

[severe aurora]

Down At McDonaldz

[severe aurora]

is that percise line at 1507?

[neat cypress]

Source?

[full roost]

trust me bro

[gray harness]

Get my niece's name out of your peashooting mouth before I shove this Doom-shroom down your throat!

[neat cypress]

Hm

Ok

[full roost]

huh. that's weird. I never noticed the white rectangular country with "0 kWh" shaped borders when I looked at Europe maps.

must be a thing of the past

[crystal vault]

lmao

[viscid elbow]

hatsune miku

[shy gate]

I get your status, I remember everyone sending that every year lol

[neat cypress]

THANK YOU 😭

[odd oxide]

Cat

[crystal vault]

another cat

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following Scenario:

You are a carnivore, with wings that covers the sun and talons that carves out the trees! ...but also you're starving. Suddenly your sniper scope eyes spy something delicious!

A group of humans have left to scavenge, their weak and littles are left at home, preparing some food ontop a fire. Usually these creatures throw pointy sharp stuff at you that hurts like hell.

What do you do ?

[sharp bay]

When the fruity person says something so Steven Universe that you gotta hit them with that Ketamine stare

[tall prairie]

im starving, so id try to eat the food left behind since there's only the weak & small ones

[odd oxide]

Holy e33 sweep

[neat cypress]

A bird entered my house and is chilling in the Christmas tree?

What do i do chat

We have the back door wide open but bird is too scared

And i dont want bird to fly into window and die

[crystal vault]

assuming I am capable of doing so, I try to cut a deal: give me some meat (any meat) and I won't kill you.

[scarlet drift]

find the littles

[neat cypress]

Its really small (might be a baby?)

Its real fat too

Fat baby bird

Oh bird left

[crystal vault]

bye bye birdie

meow

[neat cypress]

Meow

[vale cliff]

I found a bird like that once

It flew away

But the next day, it died in the yard

[zinc quartz]

Ts peak chat?

[forest night]

Album cover for phonk music

[odd oxide]

just watched good boy

It's ok

[neat cypress]

Is that the dog horror movie?

[full roost]

eat the pointy stuff

🤤

[neat cypress]

Dinner with Jay Z

[full roost]

now swap "dinner" with "get money"

[neat cypress]

Why would i want to get money with Jay Z when I could have Dinner with Jay Z

[full roost]

dinner with get money

[full roost]

now swap "dinner" with "a baby". congratulations

[neat cypress]

Woah :3

[full roost]

most intelligent being on earth

[vale cliff]

I had the worst fever dream

There was someone in my room screaming at me

But my family heard me scream 😭😭😭

I’m fucking scared

[real shuttle]

[vale cliff]

90% he left my door open too

I swear it was closed

[vale cliff]

I’m really fucking scared

Someone tell me I’m not haunted by something

Like actually

I think I’m turning schizophrenic or something

[odd oxide]

Yeah

The dog was the best part

[magic cliff]

There's nobody in ur walls i can assure you

[wise cloud]

dog man

[odd oxide]

Cats

[crystal vault]

freaky

[crystal vault]

as a resident of your walls, I can confirm that it's just me and I haven't screamed at you at all recently

[pearl flume]

Please choose a noun and an adjective before clicking the black bar.

||No "Noun" like "Adjective" "Noun".
What did you say ?||

[crystal vault]

pass

[full roost]

||no beer like expensive beer 💔||

[full roost]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[crystal vault]

spoiler that

[full roost]

mb

[crystal vault]

ty

[full roost]

black bar 🗣️🗣️

[crystal vault]

true

[full roost]

well greyish

wtv

black is just grey²

[crystal vault]

lmao true

[rotund gorge]

Beautiful

[forest night]

||No Kashmir like ugly Kashmir ||

[true karma]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7K3-2M1pgk

[spiral quiver]

I got a basic idea of video game : a roguelike game as a TV show like spin the wheel

[severe aurora]

isn't that just SmashTV?

[tidal mantle]

Guys i made cookies

[simple sandal]

Lovely

[glossy fulcrum]

blueprint when the 44th president of the united states is to its right

[neat cypress]

I love the implication of doing a fully cosplay

I love it!

[rare umbra]

@surreal stratus bro i still see the smile you altered my brain IM GONNA GO CRAZY

[glossy fulcrum]

who could the culprit be?!

[dusty lynx]

....is that a poop shaped cookie?

[tidal mantle]

Yes lol

[dusty lynx]

uh...yay?

[untold kraken]

Hey it’s me Santa

[full roost]

majestic

now do f(x) = 1/x

[glossy fulcrum]

u telling me to approach 2 different values at 0

2 different infinites

[full roost]

dismember yourself in two different beings

[glossy fulcrum]

u know what

show me f(x)=tan(x)

[feral grove]

This blueprint reminds me of the quagmire toilet

[full roost]

y'all think MJ was just imitating f(x) = x or nah

[glossy fulcrum]

hmmm

[full roost]

‎ ‎‎ ‎|‎ ‎‎ ‎|‎ ‎‎ ‎|‎ ‎‎ ‎|
/ / / /
| | | |

[glossy fulcrum]

close

[full roost]

mathematicians are trapped in prison using f(x) = tan x

get it

cause they look like bars

yeah im just gonna leave

[glossy fulcrum]

im boutta turn u into f(x) = tan(x)

[full roost]

math spaghetti

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[full roost]

i can hear this gif istfg

it trips me off cause that's not when he says it

but still

[crystal vault]

meow

[neat cypress]

I like the voice

[dense vortex]

i like everything about it

it was actually a yt ad

😭

[neat cypress]

So peak

Once i got an ad which was a vtuber singing all star by smash mouth

I think i screen recorded a bit of it but idk

[magic cliff]

Rate my eyeliner

[rain pagoda]

hi

[neat cypress]

The fun evil hater wears eyeliner?

[crystal vault]

Eyeliner makes literally everyone look better tho

[neat cypress]

True…

[crystal vault]

anyways

[neat cypress]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

pretty 👍

[glossy fulcrum]

can we please normalize men wearing makeup

[still kayak]

took a zofran and then ate a bunch of food
im in for one hell of a night

[glossy fulcrum]

i want cat ears does that make me a frrry

[crystal vault]

hmmmm

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[neat cypress]

Frrry

[glossy fulcrum]

furry

[crystal vault]

3 furries here. Me, Skinky, and KitkatJollyfuck

maybe more

but no less

[neat cypress]

@sick tinsel (she’s talking about you)

(Im so sorry for the ping 😭)

[crystal vault]

are you sure

[neat cypress]

You cant edit it that ruins my joke grrr

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[glossy fulcrum]

am just a catboy

:]

[crystal vault]

and I'm a catgirl :3

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

mraow

[crystal vault]

mrrow

are you silly tho?

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe…

[crystal vault]

heat from fire
-# not targeted at you Skinky (unless you've been doing vocal training)

[glossy fulcrum]

i should do vocal training

i sound so manly when i dont actively try not to

[neat cypress]

Meeee :3

[crystal vault]

meow

[crystal vault]

it's like
really fucking hard
to do vocal training

[glossy fulcrum]

frick

how hard we talking

[crystal vault]

like

farewell golden hard

usually

-# I got really lucky

[glossy fulcrum]

guess best i can do is get used to forcing it

:3

[crystal vault]

well

from what I've heard, larynx height is like
one of, if not the most important part

[glossy fulcrum]

ah

thas a shame

[crystal vault]

if you can control that, you can likely get a more feminine voice somewhat quickly

[neat cypress]

I dont even know what a larynx is tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

voice box

[glossy fulcrum]

idk if i can

:3

[crystal vault]

damn

3:

[glossy fulcrum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

not all hope is lost

[crystal vault]

yea
most people can't control that very well

guides exist for a reason

[glossy fulcrum]

idrk if i need it

im jus a femboy

[crystal vault]

yea

[neat cypress]

Femboys!!

[glossy fulcrum]

if people hate me for my voice i dont meed them

[glossy fulcrum]

nyan

[crystal vault]

"If you don't like who I am, the door's right there"

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

exactly

[crystal vault]

yea

vocal training is needed mostly by transfems to make their voice sound more feminine

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

[neat cypress]

Its so harrrd :(

[crystal vault]

yea 3:

[glossy fulcrum]

u got this

i believe in u both

[neat cypress]

:>

[crystal vault]

It can be hard

[neat cypress]

Thats what he said

[crystal vault]

but it's so worth it

[neat cypress]

Im sorry

[crystal vault]

OH GOD DAMNIT

nah you're fine

[glossy fulcrum]

i was thinking that too

[neat cypress]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

chat i might be gay

[crystal vault]

but yeah vocal training is hard for most people

[crystal vault]

might

[glossy fulcrum]

theres a chance…

:3:3

[crystal vault]

idk tho

[neat cypress]

Hm

I dont think so

[glossy fulcrum]

aw damn

:3

[crystal vault]

I actually got really lucky with voice training

[glossy fulcrum]

pog

[crystal vault]

as in I hardly had to do any because I could already control the larynx/voice box

[neat cypress]

:(

[crystal vault]

but I have heard stories

[crystal vault]

-# sorry if I made you feel bad!

-# I wasn't trying to

[neat cypress]

No lol

[crystal vault]

oh btw I got my nails done

[glossy fulcrum]

:o

[neat cypress]

👀

[glossy fulcrum]

ive had my nails painted once before

was oretty

[crystal vault]

they're just plain black

oretty

[glossy fulcrum]

naice

i like black

[crystal vault]

I am wearing all black

[neat cypress]

Goth girl :0

[crystal vault]

ehh

[glossy fulcrum]

i am wearing zero black

[crystal vault]

yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

100% pastel pink

[neat cypress]

😳

Woah

[glossy fulcrum]

very creative i know

[crystal vault]

I even have a black mask on because I hate myself my face

[neat cypress]

Are you thief

[crystal vault]

what no

it's just a black face mask

[neat cypress]

Uhhhhh

Um

[glossy fulcrum]

thieves only wear miku masks

[crystal vault]

I thought they wore ski masks?

[neat cypress]

Like a medical mask right

[crystal vault]

yea like that

[glossy fulcrum]

ya im kidding

[crystal vault]

that's peak

[neat cypress]

I recommend not saying a black face mask 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

only cowards wear masks

[crystal vault]

oh sorry

OH FUCK

OH

OH NO

[neat cypress]

😭

[crystal vault]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[glossy fulcrum]

sob

[neat cypress]

Am i coward :(

[glossy fulcrum]

i meant ski masks

[neat cypress]

I wanna go skiing

[crystal vault]

me who wants to basically peel off my face and replace it with a more feminine one:

[glossy fulcrum]

so real

ive grown to not despise my face but i dont love it either

[crystal vault]

-# I guess my aesthetic is gothic catgirl???

[glossy fulcrum]

maychance

[neat cypress]

And then I’ll meet Sophie and her douchebag boyfriend Brock, and a billionaire who wants to tear down the rec centre, and I’ll end up entering a contest with Brock and whoever wins gets to date Sophie because she says she’ll date whoever wins and the billionaire has a change of heart and if I win he wont tear it down so I go to skiing lessons but just before my final lesson my teacher dies of cancer, and on his death bed he tells me I had the ability to do it in me the whole time, and I win and then we are the champions plays

[neat cypress]

Woah

[crystal vault]

but yeah I can do the funniest thing ever
talk to someone who doesn't know me too well using my feminine voice
and out of nowhere just use my old voice for like a single word and go back to my fem voice like nothing happened

[neat cypress]

You HAVE to

[glossy fulcrum]

sounds silly

[crystal vault]

haven't found anyone who doesn't know me that well

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[neat cypress]

Stranger

Waiter at restaurant

[crystal vault]

that I'm willing to talk to*

[crystal vault]

but yeah either that or just call them over with

BOY!

and never bring it up again

[glossy fulcrum]

kratos

[crystal vault]

yea

that's kinda what I was goin for

[glossy fulcrum]

thatd be so funny

[crystal vault]

ikr

tho that does require me to make a new irl friend

not something I'm good at whatsoever

[glossy fulcrum]

relatable

[crystal vault]

like wtf? I gotta talk to people? In REAL LIFE?! Hell nah

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

holy shit I can send the spinning pig

-# from gif picker btw

[vale cliff]

That’s so real

[crystal vault]

nice aim

[vale cliff]

Not to brag, but I basically have less irl friends than anyone here

Sorry, antisocial queen

[crystal vault]

do you have any?

[vale cliff]

I take your crown

I used to when I was younger, but it was more of a circumstantial thing

[crystal vault]

ah

I have exactly one

[vale cliff]

Now, I realize I don’t really jive with anyone

[vale cliff]

Also, what is this?

🤣

Like one of the hallmarks that pop up around this time

[crystal vault]

meow

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Skill:

Unhealthy Obsession- You can choose a subject of any kind to activate this skill, doing so will have a secondary "Brain" think and analyse it in the back of your mind without interrupting your regular thinking and feeding you the information.

Stalker's Tango- By knowing a person's face and real name you can activate this Skill to see an outline of them anywhere any time.
This also works with objects if you know exactly how it looks.

Obsessed With You- You can choose a subject to receive mental notifications about, such as when someone says your name or when your money is being used. The subject can be anything as long as it belongs to you, you've held it or agreed to allow the Skill to be used.

[crystal vault]

-# *and femboys in this case
this is basically what happened

[crystal vault]

unhealthy obsession

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/852725588724547595.gif?v=1

[neat cypress]

I’ve only seen like three of my irl friends in the past year

[crystal vault]

I love this img

anyways

[zinc turret]

both

[scenic imp]

Poor Ralsei, he's just a fluffy boy

[crystal vault]

Yea that's why I love him so much

Ralsei best femboy

anyways here's blåhaj

[vale cliff]

Is this your bedroom?

[crystal vault]

yea

just the wall tho

[neat sundial]

People do suck, yeah.

[neat sundial]

Neither. I desire solitude.

[crystal vault]

honestly same

[neat sundial]

Solitary solidarity

[crystal vault]

it's just that my favorite character of all time is a femboy

(Ralsei from deltarune)

[neat sundial]

People consider solitary confinement a torture, but that's more a sensory deprivation problem, imo. If I had the whole Earth as my "prison" but I was the only human, I'd be fine. Likely I'd thrive like never before.

[visual comet]

its almost like their stuck inside a home

they're

wait

[crystal vault]

their

[visual comet]

fuck grammar

[crystal vault]

also say that again

[visual comet]

👀

[crystal vault]

-# I've never even read Homestuck

-# I just know it exists and is popular

[neat sundial]

I mean yeah. Ralsei is a toy.

[visual comet]

dont its so fucking torturous

I regret reading it smh

[crystal vault]

yea

[neat sundial]

Literally one of the top 10 mistakes in my life.

[crystal vault]

is it that bad?

[neat sundial]

yes

[visual comet]

depends how you look at it

one side, you're a fucking nerd and everyone makes fun of you, the other side is you get to nerd out with other homestuckers

[crystal vault]

I'm already a nerd
but like
reading isn't really my thing

[visual comet]

thats fair

[neat sundial]

no, that's one of the downsides. The fandom is extremely cringe. I met and dated a girl through Homestuck fandom. Big mistake.

[crystal vault]

the fucking sharpie bath incident

no I won't elaborate

[neat sundial]

hah

[visual comet]

oh that was fake

[crystal vault]

oh really?

[visual comet]

yeah, someone was just fucking around and made the joke

but people genuinely started doing it

[neat sundial]

The piss in the ballpit wasn't tho

[visual comet]

oh fuck no

[gray harness]

hiiiiii everybody, how y'all doing?

[crystal vault]

THE WHAT

[visual comet]

good. thanks for asking jolly Dave

[neat sundial]

Terrible

[crystal vault]

Pretty good

got my nails done ^w^

[gray harness]

im just here, suffering in my home- highlander challenge in cursed purgatory

[crystal vault]

hey wait that's my image

oh nvm

discord being stupid

[gray harness]

wait- I have 2 doom-hypnos...

[crystal vault]

-# it was showing the pic of my blåhaj for some reason

nice aim

but yea no

Homestuck fandom is one of those fandoms

but it's not the only one

[visual comet]

I genuinely think gacha life, forsaken crk. and homestuck is one of, if not, the worst fucking Fandoms to roam this world

[crystal vault]

are some of*

[neat sundial]

well yeah, the Undertale fandom was birthed from the Homestuck fandom. It's the same people.

[crystal vault]

oh

didn't know that

[visual comet]

awh

I forgot

I think

[crystal vault]

ut fandom is uh...

[visual comet]

nvm

[neat sundial]

Not like fully literally bc of generation drift, but yeah

[crystal vault]

let's just say there's a reason why most don't recommend streaming your first ut playthrough

and somehow the dr fandom isn't even close to being that bad

-# I may or may not be a huge fan of both

meow

[gray harness]

"hmmmm, I wonder what's one of the first person personal pronouns"
the humble tired trans catgirl who hurt herself at the same time she finished saying her answer:

[crystal vault]

huh?

wdym

[vale cliff]

“Me-ow”

[neat sundial]

They're having a bbq in the parking lot of my work, so we might be crazy busy tonight

[gray harness]

you might be what?

[crystal vault]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

not gonna bother adding spaces

[crystal vault]

ohhhh

-# discord is being stupid again

[gray harness]

Crazy? I was crazy once. I gave +12 mult. +12 mult when the hand was played. A hand containing a straight. And straights make me crazy

[crystal vault]

Can relate to the last sentence

[vale cliff]

No way we’re talking about Balatro in #🃏・off-topic again

[glossy fulcrum]

crazy bussy

[gray harness]

-# is there a nearby timeline where he exists

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe..

but you didnt hear that from me…

[gray harness]

yeah, i read that from you, not hear it

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[crystal vault]

me resisting the urge to :3 when seeing a lone

[fallen heron]

𐐁:

[crystal vault]

how the fuck do you have the backwards 3?

[fallen heron]

unicode magic

(there's a website: https://tell.wtf/)

[vale cliff]

Backwards 3 and backwards :

Obviously

[crystal vault]

ε:

I like the small one better ε:

[fallen heron]

ik this is a trans-related meme but god i wish i had someone i could properly infodump on

[crystal vault]

meow

[fallen heron]

i have so much stuff going on inside my head but i'm on a different wavelength from everyone

[crystal vault]

ahh

makes sense

-# I usually just listen to the yap and chime in whenever I actually know something

[fallen heron]

fair

[neat sundial]

Busy?

[glossy fulcrum]

why resisst

:3

[crystal vault]

because of the context

:3

I cast

[glossy fulcrum]

fair nuh

[crystal vault]

nyaa

[vale cliff]

Try

I’m same

[neat cypress]

Like this Ɛ>

[vale cliff]

Backwards :

:

[glossy fulcrum]

epsilon

[crystal vault]

damnit you got me thinking of MTF-Epsilon 5
-# scp foundatiom thing
WHYYYYYYY

[crystal vault]

.

[glossy fulcrum]

scp has hrt?

[crystal vault]

Mobile Task Force in this case

[glossy fulcrum]

ohh

not male to female got it

[crystal vault]

yea not this time

-# otherwise every trans woman would be working for the scp foundation/j

[vale cliff]

One of the earliest scps was literally used for hrt in canon wdym?

[glossy fulcrum]

im not big on scp lore

thats sick

[crystal vault]

okay how do I sign up again?

[vale cliff]

iirc

I haven’t caught up in ages

[vale cliff]

Commit crimes, I think

[glossy fulcrum]

the onlu scps im knowledgable on are rhe popular ones

like shy guy

[glossy fulcrum]

BE GAY DO CRIME

[crystal vault]

I'm not gonna be a D-class slave

btw I loved the scp 5000 story

[crystal vault]

I've never played touhou

Has anyone heard "Cadmium Colors" by JamieP?

chat died

[neat cypress]

:3

[crystal vault]

:3

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLicbF5zgtnCfV_rPyaCTunsBHzEumYlEo&si=QwToepYEpeAX1uhu
Rate my playlist
-# on yt because I like watching the music vids

[glossy fulcrum]

meow!!

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[neat cypress]

Im busy playing rdr2 im sowwy >~<

[crystal vault]

nah you're alright

[neat cypress]

Meow (apologetic)

[crystal vault]

don't be sorry

you did nothing wrong

[crystal vault]

but when you get the chance rate the playlist

[glossy fulcrum]

meow (evil)

[crystal vault]

meow

(in a voice much deeper than I should be able to use)

[forest night]

M E O W

[crystal vault]

there ya go

[forest night]

You didnae see that 🤫

[glossy fulcrum]

woof

[crystal vault]

#M E O W

[glossy fulcrum]

meow ✨

[forest night]

-# arruf :b

[crystal vault]

accidentally using "~" instead of "!"

[glossy fulcrum]

im reclaiming the sparkles emoji from google’s genini

[glossy fulcrum]

accidentally?

[glossy fulcrum]

meow~

[crystal vault]

oh no!

[forest night]

Idk who Juno is but civvies is goated

[glossy fulcrum]

whoopsie daisy

[crystal vault]

.

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont wanna

[ionic skiff]

The guy who did Zavodila with lyrics
Civvie looks like he’s being stared at

[crystal vault]

-# that was your queue to replace "!" with "~"

[glossy fulcrum]

o

oh no~

[forest night]

Oh uh ok

Anyway

Her eis funny

[glossy fulcrum]

boys!!

[glossy fulcrum]

my bas

[crystal vault]

GIRLS!

actually, none

[glossy fulcrum]

thisbis reue

dont mine my typoes

[crystal vault]

what typos

[forest night]

Uesh, wgat tyips

AI dumb

[vale cliff]

😢

(gay man)

Canada sounds peak tho

[crystal vault]

ikr

[neat cypress]

Thats kinda gay dude

[glossy fulcrum]

im a gay man too

[crystal vault]

[vale cliff]

No way, really?

[forest night]

Imagine being gay, couldn't be me

Being gay is like

Gay

[crystal vault]

:0

[glossy fulcrum]

fucj

never though of it that way

[crystal vault]

but there's nothing wrong with it

[forest night]

It is gay tho

[crystal vault]

but it's not a bad thing

[fallen heron]

it is kinda gay...

couldnt be me

[glossy fulcrum]

there is something wrong with it actually: i have no boys to kiss

[neat cypress]

I would never be gay

I like boys and girls that makes me double straight 😎

[vale cliff]

Same

[neat cypress]

Kiss eachother

Duh

[glossy fulcrum]

thats a swell idea

[crystal vault]

that makes you bi I think
maybe pan

[vale cliff]

Run the math by me?

[fallen heron]

i like men and women

[neat cypress]

Nahhhh it makes me straight twice

[neat cypress]

Yeah so you’re double straight like me 😎

[crystal vault]

I hate everyone equally

[neat cypress]

Even elmo..?

[crystal vault]

-# I like none of the above

[neat cypress]

🥺

So you’re a misogynist and a misandrist

Cringe

[crystal vault]

correction

[glossy fulcrum]

i love boys above the age of 18 but man i hate men

[fallen heron]

:blunder:

[neat cypress]

Ummmm

I would reword this

[crystal vault]

I hate everyone equally unless you give me a reason to hate you more/less

[glossy fulcrum]

ur the one interpreting it weirdly

[fallen heron]

average roblox user

[vale cliff]

Isn’t pan like 3?

No, wait

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vale cliff]

Trisexual is three

[crystal vault]

pan is no preference

[vale cliff]

Pan is like ♾️

[glossy fulcrum]

there i reworded it

[neat cypress]

Burger is boy, taco is girl. Bi people like taco and burger, pan peopoe just like food

[fallen heron]

thats better

[crystal vault]

what about ?

[vale cliff]

I think bi is 50/50

[crystal vault]

I thought bi was 2+

[neat cypress]

You’re on a hunger strike

Wait no that implies you want

Uh

Idk you hate food

[crystal vault]

HEY DON'T STARVE ME I NEED MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD

[glossy fulcrum]

starvation

[neat cypress]

True

[vale cliff]

If gay is gay

And straight is straight

[crystal vault]

maybe the food analogy isn't great

[vale cliff]

Bi should be like

gay/straight

[glossy fulcrum]

gaight

[neat cypress]

Its to explain the difference of pan and bi

[glossy fulcrum]

stray

[vale cliff]

Like neutral

[crystal vault]

yea

[vale cliff]

Like asexual with 100% opacity

[neat cypress]

No its still gay

[vale cliff]

Idk how to say it

[neat cypress]

Like

I mean it ISNT gay

But like

[crystal vault]

Are you talking about being aroace?

[vale cliff]

Schodinger’s catboy/girl

[neat cypress]

I think being bi?

[crystal vault]

ohhhhh

[vale cliff]

I mean like preference

Or saturation

[crystal vault]

idk

I'm not educated enough to know what you're talking about

[glossy fulcrum]

i do not know if the cat is a catboy or catgirl until i open the box

[neat cypress]

What if you ask nicely through the box

[crystal vault]

pspspsps and see what happens

[glossy fulcrum]

miaw!!

sorry i meant

miaw~~

[neat cypress]

Meow (feminine) or meow (masculine)

[glossy fulcrum]

i could do either muahaha

[neat cypress]

Grr

[fallen heron]

Weow (upside down)

[crystal vault]

I've always been better at meow (fem)

[crystal vault]

WoeM*

[glossy fulcrum]

im better at meow (masc) but hate how it sounds

[crystal vault]

yea

[fallen heron]

WœM

[crystal vault]

currently listening to birdbrain (my intro to teto and Jamie Paige)

[neat cypress]

Listen to teto territory

[crystal vault]

Ill give it a listen eventually

that was horrible aim

[neat cypress]

Why delete

[crystal vault]

3 of my top 5 favorite songs in my playlist are in Japanese/Chinese (I don't speak Japanese/Chinese) and one of them doesn't even have en captions

[neat cypress]

Welcome to vocaloid

I know teto isnt a vocaloid close enough

[crystal vault]

She's Vsynth iirc

and it's not all vocaloid

[forest night]

Real vro

Something about listening to music you barely understand

[crystal vault]

• Underdog by Eve
• Raia Dance (I think? idk)
• Tetoris

idk if it's actually called raia dance

[neat cypress]

I love when the throw in a random english word though

[crystal vault]

btw I don't think the first one here is vocaloid or vsynth at all

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLicbF5zgtnCfV_rPyaCTunsBHzEumYlEo&si=QwToepYEpeAX1uhu
right you didn't see because you were playing rdr2

[neat cypress]

I still am…

[crystal vault]

ah

ok

[neat cypress]

Im robbing a train >:3c

[crystal vault]

makes sense

-# I've never even seen rdr2 gameplay

[neat cypress]

Like gta but cowboys and no sex

[vale cliff]

My music taste:
Japanese using English ✅
English using Japanese ❌

[crystal vault]

My actual intro to vocaloid was "Miku!"
not kidding

[neat cypress]

Thats a banger

[crystal vault]

IKR

I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO IT IN 2 MONTHS AND I STILL HAVE SOME OF THE LYRICS MEMORIZED

I'm talking about the extended one btw

[neat cypress]

The

What

[vale cliff]

Oh

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vale cliff]

Bad time to take a shower ig

[crystal vault]

1 sec lemme find it

[vale cliff]

We’re talking vocaloids now

[crystal vault]

https://youtu.be/_-2dIuV34cs?si=ngNR3FACnYhMoZTG

this one

[vale cliff]

I’ve only ever heard jamie paige’s teto

[crystal vault]

this was my genuine intro to vocaloid

[neat cypress]

Not vocaloid 🤓

[vale cliff]

Wait, no?

[crystal vault]

have you heard "newly human feeling"?

[crystal vault]

yea vocalsynth iirc

[neat cypress]

I’ll explain in a minute

[vale cliff]

I only listened to vocaloids my older sister showed me

[crystal vault]

yea

[scarlet drift]

i used to LOVE vocaloid

[crystal vault]

I mean Radiant Revival is really good

-# Miku song featuring Jamie Paige

[neat cypress]

Ok so for april first some 4chan users pretended to be leakers and were like “woah teto is a new vocaloid character :0” and people liked her so much another company that also does a similwr thing picked up teto

[crystal vault]

though my current favorite JamieP song is Cadmium Colors

[neat cypress]

So she’s like considered a vocaloid by fans but she isnt actually one

[crystal vault]

yea

[vale cliff]

Wait, then what is she?

[neat cypress]

^

[vale cliff]

My parents think they’re AI 💀

[neat cypress]

Oh

[crystal vault]

-# Object of Affection is a close second

[neat cypress]

Ew

[neat cypress]

Explain

To them

That its fully human generated

[vale cliff]

No, I mean…

[neat cypress]

It’s like those “morshu reads the bible” videos but easier

[vale cliff]

They’re also okay with AI…

[neat cypress]

Oh… ew…

[crystal vault]

that's...

even worse...

Tetoris is unironically peak
same with Poteto Chip

I technically don't listen to much vocaloid

-# Teto is Vsynth remember

[neat cypress]

I only listen to miku and teto

I like triple baka

[crystal vault]

Wait wait wait

[vale cliff]

I might try listening to some of the vocaloid and Miku songs you guys said

[neat cypress]

Not balala

[vale cliff]

My music is getting stale

[crystal vault]

NEURODIVERGENCE ft GUMI

[glossy fulcrum]

what? miku isnt intelligent though

[crystal vault]

this song is so good

[neat cypress]

Neither is AI

[vale cliff]

My dad think’s it’s just a machine singing

[crystal vault]

ngl I could fall asleep listening to newly human feeling

not saying that in a bad way

it's just a chill song

[vale cliff]

”Hey, kids, you know the Gen AI they have nowadays could replicate human voices way more authentically-“

Bro

💀

[crystal vault]

y'all are talking about gen AI and I'm just yapping about my favorite songs that have been recommended to me by friends

[neat cypress]

Im robbing a train

[crystal vault]

still?

[vale cliff]

I’m training a robber

[crystal vault]

just kill the conductor and take over the train

[neat cypress]

Smart

[crystal vault]

it's really that simple

[glossy fulcrum]

gen ai stinks

[crystal vault]

I'm assisting someone in a robbery

[vale cliff]

Where do you drive to?

[neat cypress]

Im at the beginning of the game so its still very strict on what to do

[vale cliff]

It’s a train

[glossy fulcrum]

divert it to hit the one person

[crystal vault]

if it's a passenger train, you got unlucky

[vale cliff]

Then go back and take the other way

[glossy fulcrum]

so true

[crystal vault]

otherwise, stop the train and get what you came for

treasure

[vale cliff]

True

I like trains

[crystal vault]

yoo same

[neat cypress]

asdfmovie core

[crystal vault]

WAIT NO FU-Train sounds

[vale cliff]

Yeah, I was doing a reference

I know less than the average person about trains

[neat cypress]

I know they go choo choo

[crystal vault]

oh I thought that was another way to say that you're autistic

-# shhhhhh you heard nothing

[neat cypress]

Both

[crystal vault]

oh yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

bwaa

[crystal vault]

heat from fire

[neat cypress]

But also you’re trans of course you’re autistic

[vale cliff]

Oh

[glossy fulcrum]

am i fire

[crystal vault]

y...you don't get it...

[vale cliff]

In that case, I like trains

[glossy fulcrum]

no

sorry

[neat cypress]

Fire from the heat

[crystal vault]

first of all, fuck off
second of all- HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[neat cypress]

Bwaaa

[crystal vault]

-# I know I'm not the only transfem here

[neat cypress]

👀

🤫

[crystal vault]

hmmmm

[vale cliff]

My parents when I came out to them:

[neat cypress]

Are you trans?

[vale cliff]

I don’t really know

But gay

[neat cypress]

Gay 🫵

[vale cliff]

They were just like

[crystal vault]

they're nonbinary

[glossy fulcrum]

im just a femboy

[neat cypress]

Ooo i forgor

[vale cliff]

“Yeah, we know your brain is weird”

And I was like,

👍

[forest night]

Non binary? Computer would not be attracted to you

[neat cypress]

Not all computers are binary

• opposites attract

[vale cliff]

Quantum

[glossy fulcrum]

literally hetero sexual

wait would that mean im a broken magnet

[vale cliff]

Yep

[crystal vault]

computers use binary though

[neat cypress]

Bro censor that

[crystal vault]

that's how they function

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry

[neat cypress]

Not all i thought

[crystal vault]

str**ght

[glossy fulcrum]

h*t*** sex***

[vale cliff]

Quantum computers don’t

Apparently

[neat cypress]

I wanna say some but idk if its allowed

[neat cypress]

Hot sex 🔥

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[neat cypress]

:Þ

[crystal vault]

no thanks

[glossy fulcrum]

:þ

[leaden depot]

Quantum computers still use ones and zeros, they just sometimes exist and sometimes don't

[vale cliff]

Oh, okay

[glossy fulcrum]

why the fuck is capital thorn shorter than lowercase

[vale cliff]

I use Python for my job anyway

[neat cypress]

gGqQjJ

[vale cliff]

So I guess I’m a boy

[glossy fulcrum]

q and g are similar heights to their capitals

[neat cypress]

Shh

[crystal vault]

your gender is the one you choose.

[glossy fulcrum]

i choose attack helicopter 😂 😂 😂

[crystal vault]

that actually has a very transphobic history so could you not

[vale cliff]

Does that make you a transformer?

[neat cypress]

🅱️oii thats so tuff 🤣 🔥 😎 🫱💯💯

[glossy fulcrum]

my bad

i was just making fun of it

[neat cypress]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

i think its dumb and stupid joke

[crystal vault]

""""""""""""joke""""""""""""

[glossy fulcrum]

nobody says it seriously

[neat cypress]

So they do identify as attack helicopters?

[crystal vault]

that just means it gets said as a joke but almost never with joking intent

[glossy fulcrum]

my intent was mockery

[crystal vault]

that's why I said almost

[neat cypress]

I thought it was clear that Skinky was mocking them

[crystal vault]

I'm kinda fuckin stupid

[fallen heron]

how could you pulls up google docs

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont really see the problem

[crystal vault]

262 left...

[vale cliff]

Nah, that was valid

[neat cypress]

I use google docs to write deltarune yaoi

[fallen heron]

😭

[glossy fulcrum]

i thought there was more

[crystal vault]

262 pages

[vale cliff]

I don’t see why different people can’t be offended and not offended by something

[neat cypress]

I fucking hate the new feature of double clicking a message to emoji react

[vale cliff]

I wish I could turn it off

[neat cypress]

Idk if anyone’s noticed but i keep accidentally doing it

[crystal vault]

is that on the web version or something?

[vale cliff]

Now I’m firestarter

[glossy fulcrum]

discord on their way to make the thousandth useless change instead of fixing their fucking moderation

if yk yk

[neat cypress]

Im on the app

[crystal vault]

????

[glossy fulcrum]

u may have missed an update

[neat cypress]

In australia you need to submit your id to be able to use age restricted channels which is… something

[glossy fulcrum]

fascinating!

[crystal vault]

wait you're Australian?

[neat cypress]

I think im gonna try using this and see if they accept it

[neat cypress]

Yeah..?

[crystal vault]

cool

[glossy fulcrum]

that reminds me of how youtube wants to see my id bevause their stupid fucking ai system marked me as a minor

[neat cypress]

Im sorry 😔

[crystal vault]

fucking hate that system

[glossy fulcrum]

LITERALLY

[crystal vault]

made me lose two different accounts