🃏・off-topic

[sullen portal]

buds

[crystal vault]

at the same time

[sullen portal]

but maybe dm each other

and don't turn the server into your living room

[signal kraken]

also have you either play that game where you slide cards as a king

[sullen portal]

just one mod's thoughts

[signal kraken]

reigns or something

[true jolt]

Great minds think in the same way

[signal kraken]

true...

[balmy compass]

idk

[signal kraken]

https://www.reignsgame.com/reigns this one

@balmy compass @true jolt

[balmy compass]

the only similar game i played was https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400510/Dungeons__Degenerate_Gamblers/

Steam

Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers

Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers - A Blackjack Roguelike Adventure

Begin your adventure in a tavern that is home to a unique, corrupted version of blackjack you have never played before. You will need to pick up the rules and adapt to them as you progress through the tavern, challenging a colourful cast of blackjack-addicted townspeople. Discov…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

2569

[neat cypress]

hey whats the name of that one book by george orwell about the year?

[signal kraken]

that one is good too

[true jolt]

No

[signal kraken]

thunk is lowkey like one of the chillest solo devs

[crystal vault]

I've never played d&dg

[sullen portal]

brave new world

[signal kraken]

there was another game being developed and released at the same time

[balmy compass]

mmm never saw that either

[signal kraken]

a roguelike with gambling themes and tarot cards and the like and people said it stole from balato

[sullen portal]

binding of isaac

[signal kraken]

and thunk was like nah they were working on the game at the same time, and go check it out!

[true jolt]

It sounds cool

[signal kraken]

i just got an idea for a game

[crystal vault]

silly image
not saying it applies to any of y'all
but silly image

[signal kraken]

totally original

do not steal

[signal kraken]

☹️

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[true jolt]

The what-

[signal kraken]

rule number seven 🗣️

oh moderators!

[balmy compass]

did you tried?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3631290/Slots__Daggers/

Steam

Slots & Daggers

Steady your blade -* and spin!*

After my last game SUMMERHOUSE, I wanted to make something radically different. Still small, but faster, with numbers, fights and goblins!…

Price

$7.99

Recommendations

4281

[signal kraken]

no yet

[crystal vault]

💀

[signal kraken]

will add to my wishlist that looks awesome

[balmy compass]

is pretty short but funny

[sullen portal]

balatro needs skillshots

[signal kraken]

😈

[crystal vault]

skillshots?

[balmy compass]

would be a cool mechanic ngl

[sullen portal]

slots and daggers has skillshots for bonuses

like click at the right time

[crystal vault]

oh

okay

[signal kraken]

nah it needs hookers and blackjack

it's a better balatro

[balmy compass]

based-time events

[sullen portal]

balackjack

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e35AQK014tI

[kindred fossil]

Are there any admins here?

Or mod

[neat cypress]

no

[sullen portal]

hi

[neat cypress]

do whatever you want

[neat cypress]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^-^

[kindred fossil]

Nah I think somebody trying to scam me

[crystal vault]

rule 8 and rule 9 of the internet:

[neat cypress]

he died :(

[sullen portal]

my dms are open

[crystal vault]

lmao

[sullen portal]

send images and UID if possible please

[neat cypress]

no what you have to do is play into it to waste their time and flrit with them

[signal kraken]

totally not

[crystal vault]

generally if someone sends you a friend request
and you don't know them
don't add them as friend

[signal kraken]

all jokes aside send dms to vonnegut

[sullen portal]

ladies and gentlemen. we gottem

[signal kraken]

and if they have any other socials like a steam account report that to valve too

[crystal vault]

actually brb I gotta update my dm status

[sullen portal]

my uncle works for discord i'll get them banned

[kindred fossil]

On mobile I don't know how to view member list

😭

[sullen portal]

you can always ping @mods if you need to

[signal kraken]

click on the text channel i think

and it shows a list of members that can view it

[sullen portal]

mods are hoisted because we have the best avatars its how we became mods

[crystal vault]

yea that's how

[neat cypress]

touch screen doesn't work

[kindred fossil]

Thnaaaakuui

[crystal vault]

hmm

[sullen portal]

i tried this now there's fingerprints on my monitor

[crystal vault]

brb imma see if it's the same on the website

[signal kraken]

no need happy to help

[sullen portal]

also omg charge your phone

[kindred fossil]

You didn't enabled touchscreen on windows

[crystal vault]

it is not the same on the website

[signal kraken]

can you tell him to punch his higher ups in the face

[sullen portal]

my window looks outside and if i touch it i can open it but its very cold

[kindred fossil]

You need to delete system32 because you only need to use 5 finfers

[signal kraken]

charging it rn

[crystal vault]

for website you click/tap on the icon that looks like people (top right)

[kindred fossil]

I like to live dangerously

[crystal vault]

and you can see the member list that way

[balmy compass]

wait wdym wifi6

[kindred fossil]

I'll wait till my battery goes down to 7

[kindred fossil]

So it would be 6-7

[crystal vault]

yoo is that the new wifi update?

[signal kraken]

get out of my head

get out of my head

get out of my head

get out of my head

get out of my head

[balmy compass]

no

like

6ghz??

[kindred fossil]

Wait till you guys hear about Wifi 7

[crystal vault]

Wi-Fi 8

[signal kraken]

shellacs new album

[kindred fossil]

It's just Wifi 6

[signal kraken]

6 gigahurtzs

[balmy compass]

actually a bit, is out now????

[crystal vault]

meow

[balmy compass]

deam im still using 5g

[sullen portal]

my uncle works at the wifi alliance i have wifi 10 already

[kindred fossil]

Ironic I have a mouse pfp

[signal kraken]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_Hurts

album rec

[crystal vault]

:3

[signal kraken]

listen to shellacs first and third album at action park and 1k hurts

[sullen portal]

i miss action park

[crystal vault]

-# took me way too long to realize what that looked like
-# sorry!

I use =) when I am saying something that's supposed to be evil

that's all imma say

[kindred fossil]

My mother painted his mouth all indigo. Now she has Bluetooth... 32

[sullen portal]

damn i had my wisdom teeth out

[crystal vault]

meow >:3

[kindred fossil]

Shit that's painful

[signal kraken]

I'm not going on Cliff Dive Pool - It isn't safe.

[sullen portal]

i have lived through worse

[kindred fossil]

Don't vore me daddy

[sullen portal]

that's what makes it fun

[crystal vault]

do not.

[crystal vault]

-# also, I am not a guy

[signal kraken]

ngl i wont be suprised shellac named it after that

[kindred fossil]

Don't vore me mommy

[sullen portal]

they are from IL though aren't they

[crystal vault]

stop

[sullen portal]

don't, now for different reasons

[crystal vault]

there's a mod here

[kindred fossil]

Oh damn sorry

[signal kraken]

yeah

also yeah

[kindred fossil]

I went too far yorry

[signal kraken]

that is actually awesome

[sullen portal]

that's sick

[digital urchin]

Who plays GTA online here

[signal kraken]

balatro < rct < shellac

IT ALL CONNECTS

[kindred fossil]

I played it until I got banned

[little wind]

Shellac my beloved

[crystal vault]

-# I feel like it should be mentioned that I am a minor

[signal kraken]

i don't play gtaon anymore

just too grindy and too many microtransactions

[kindred fossil]

I got banned because a hacker gave me 50000000 😭

[signal kraken]

along with take twos management its why gta6 has been in development hell

[kindred fossil]

Rockstar be like:

[sullen portal]

i like the conspiracy theory that gta6 is actually never coming and it's just a tax scheme to carryforward losses

[signal kraken]

and while i am a big fan of gta like i got pretty much all the instalments outside of london pack, liberty city stories, and chinatown wars

[kindred fossil]

Half Life 3 is a myth

[signal kraken]

but with everything like the price, union pricing, requiring id to play the game, and key people leaving

[sullen portal]

the best conspiracy theories always have arcane accounting hooks

[kindred fossil]

You don't have Chinatown wars!?

[signal kraken]

not yet

[kindred fossil]

You missing out

[sullen portal]

apparently maybe not

[signal kraken]

my 3ds and psp is feeling alone

[kindred fossil]

Vonnegut is basically Gaben

[signal kraken]

gta6 is cooked which sucks because there was hope and it is nice that we are getting a major female role

[sullen portal]

i wish

[signal kraken]

hopeium

[kindred fossil]

Yacht

[crystal vault]

I never really played gta (not my kind of game)

[signal kraken]

have you listened to big black and rapeman yet

[crystal vault]

hopium hopium hopium

[sullen portal]

fleet of yachts and submersibles

[kindred fossil]

Just don't use a Logitech controller

[sullen portal]

i only have my one yacht i bought with all the crypto proceeds from the scammers on this server that i delete before anyone else gets free bitheriums

[signal kraken]

need to listen to big black actually heard its good and i am a big albini guy

[crystal vault]

"Hey siri, play yellow submarine by the beetles"

[little wind]

Big Black as in the band, right?

They're good

[kindred fossil]

My brain sometimes auto finishes sentences it seems

[signal kraken]

yeah

would you recommend either atomised or songs about firstly

[little wind]

Atomised is the classic album

[signal kraken]

steve albini, he's a rock/punk legend

[kindred fossil]

Ahhh

[signal kraken]

made his own music which is awesome but also produced albums like

[crystal vault]

oh hell yeah

[signal kraken]

pixies' surfer rosa and nirvana's in uetro

speaking about producers i need to listen to garbage because butch vig killed it on nevermind

[little wind]

I think you would stan US Maple. They are delightfully complex

[signal kraken]

yeah i fuck with this already

https://www.last.fm/user/mudkipi heres my lastfm if anyone is curious

[sullen portal]

pink floyd? magnetic fields? hello police? i spotted a based chatter

[signal kraken]

i need to listen to police like a full album do you have a recommendation

[sullen portal]

like the police? with sting?

[signal kraken]

yeah

[sullen portal]

gotta go with synchronicity

[signal kraken]

fair enough

[little wind]

Probably better to listen to their most popular songs in order

[signal kraken]

only had listened to big hits and i mainly know roxanne because of community

[dense vortex]

i love mudkip

[sullen portal]

haha! good one! notches

[signal kraken]

six seasons and a movie

[little wind]

You can do that on spotify by going to their profile and clicking the next song arrow after the tenth most popular song

[sullen portal]

britta's marryin. britta's marryin. britta's marryin jeffry winger

[signal kraken]

i hope banks and oliver comes back for their roles in the movie but idk since oliver is busy with last week tonight and what is banks doing since breaking bad/better call saul

[sullen portal]

he's in some netflix show rn

the beast within me

[signal kraken]

cool

[sullen portal]

i did the leonardo dicaprio meme point when he came on

[signal kraken]

for oliver last week tonight is mainly why he didnt appear in season six

i mean i love last week tonight and he can't mess with us by joking about community like he knows

[signal kraken]

i think apple music has something similar because its mainly youtube and apple in terms of streaming

i also have digital music with a player and a cd and vinyl collection

[little wind]

Do you feel satisfied with the highest quality setting in apple music, when compared to other services?

[signal kraken]

honestly i choose the balanced or low quality version so i can download more music to put on my iphone

[little wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091983716202586203.png?quality=lossless&name=gateto_what&size=48

[signal kraken]

admittedly its mainly because my family has a family plan

and i prefer it over spotify mainly because to my knowledge apple does pay fairly

[sullen portal]

https://www.turntablelab.com/products/andrew-prahlow-outer-wilds-vinyl-2lp?srsltid=AfmBOoqOh1ciUVwaPJlUOhtxcKZUSDC7ixSVk0ftN19rSeFSAaWxEX7s just got repressed and i snagged a copy it's the happiest i've ever been to buy a new record

[signal kraken]

i did not like spotify and pandora because of its limited skips

[crystal vault]

nice

[signal kraken]

https://www.discogs.com/user/mudkippy/collection heres mine

[little wind]

Idk, spotify is very convenient and cheap

[signal kraken]

i also collect video games and home media so heres my price charting https://www.pricecharting.com/offers?seller=inavxd3jd225wp6s37rssex3tm&status=collection

[crystal vault]

true
I use spotify because I can make my own playlists for free WITHOUT having to watch an ad every 30m on top of normal ads
-# I hate pandora for that

[sullen portal]

brain salad surgery such an underrated classic

[signal kraken]

the first vinyls including that was actually a birthday gift with this hide and seek thing during thanksgiving (my birthday is on the eleventh)

[little wind]

You should listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDfqSKdrxw

[signal kraken]

i didn't choose any of them it was more of a random selection from my uncle that got a whole lot from a garage sale

[kindred fossil]

This one?

[little wind]

I 🫀 timbral experimentation

[sullen portal]

no once upon a time in hollywood

[signal kraken]

hes planning on making some deco from it and the unusued ones he will give to me

[kindred fossil]

I was making a joke

😭

[sullen portal]

i never joke about memes they are serious business

[signal kraken]

looking at my highest price and i think animal crossing new horizons is increasing in value because of the 3.0 update coming in jan

[kindred fossil]

6-7?

[sullen portal]

no, 5'11"

[signal kraken]

you got mustard all over your face for that joke

[sullen portal]

i feel down the stairs and ravioli on me

[signal kraken]

im actually excited for the 3.0 update of new horizons

[crystal vault]

I don't often listen to music
but when I do, it's usually either some songs that a friend suggested me to listen to (not this server so far)
or
Some kind of metal
I don't really know different sub-genres of music so I'll list the bands I listen to
SoaD (my favorite)
Metallica (usually songs like through the never & seek and destroy)
Rage Against the Machine (not that often anymore)
Black Sabbath (mainly War Pigs and Iron Man)

[signal kraken]

i love black sabbath

[sullen portal]

wake up. grab a brush put on a little makeup

[signal kraken]

need to listen to system and rage

[sullen portal]

gotta get all pretty for the day

[little wind]

Do u like black metal?

[signal kraken]

one of the bands i was in (it's school of rock and its a seasonal thing) was a black sabbath one

[crystal vault]

I don't think I've heard of black metal

[signal kraken]

do you like metal or just heavier things like hard rock and punk

i got some hardcore and surf punk and grunge recs

[crystal vault]

I don't listen to punk at all

[signal kraken]

fair nuff

[little wind]

It's the kind that blends in disonance and usually has guttural vocals, like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJgc-9TEbs

[crystal vault]

oh okay

[crystal vault]

meow

[proud venture]

:3

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[balmy compass]

why do you mewing so much in this chat?

[crystal vault]

idk what else to say

so I just meow

fuck

[balmy compass]

explain the cuadratic formula

[crystal vault]

nah

silly image

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

You are tasked with assassinating the server owner for 3 million dollars. How do you do it?

[crystal vault]

Oh that's easy! I just ||ih dipbp svj august sohcs ojvsjova oga jpvs pjgs jpso psjv osjvo ajov isg sjvp s ouvs ohvsosj hcshvs hvoz ohvs ohsv hosv sjv sojv sojv sojv sjvs pjvs kgd hofoh||
[THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN REDACTED FOR FEAR THAT THIS MIGHT BE USED TO ASSASSINATE LOCALTHUNK]

[dusty lynx]

[sturdy vector]

meow

[snow obsidian]

woem

[dense vortex]

mrrp

[crystal vault]

nyaa

[dense vortex]

meeeow

[gray harness]

doom-shroom.

[pearl flume]

These are altered pictures of a character in the game Holder of Place, made to resemble me, which do you like best ?

[zinc drift]

my head itches

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You wake up one day feeling really well! You glance at a news site and see nothing but good, heartwarming stories.

The air is clean, you see no trash, there's no wars, no global warming, no evil greedy billionaires.

You've been transported to an idealistic world! Then, someone reaches out to you and apologises from beyond a portal.

You've been accidentally transported here instead of this dimension's version of you, they're offering to take you back whenever you're ready.

What do you do ?

[zinc drift]

politely decline and stay

[sturdy vector]

stay cause i'm depressed as fuck

[crystal vault]

Ask if I can meet this alternate version of myself and stay because she could probably help me with things. Also, I wouldn't have to yell so I could focus on voice training

I feel like I could be great friends with her! And maybe I could stay there and be happier

-# I feel like the things we like would be the same or similar

[glossy fulcrum]

im staying

[abstract ridge]

my girlfriend made me a playlist guys

its so awesome

[neat sundial]

Noice

[crystal vault]

me

[rich haven]

what does cat tag even do?

[crystal vault]

nothing

[rich haven]

man fuck

[sturdy vector]

certified fool

[rich haven]

can you even level it up

[crystal vault]

with other cat tags yes

[sturdy vector]

yahimod with cryptid is crazy

[rich haven]

to do what? more nothing?

[crystal vault]

yea

but it gains editions

wait is that the mime from niche indie rougelite balatro?

[sturdy vector]

meow

[rich haven]

yamah mouse

[crystal vault]

meow :3

[rich haven]

meow!

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[rich haven]

ok yea these jokers suck ass

[sturdy vector]

click on the tree

[zinc turret]

meow

[crystal vault]

mrrrp

[latent oak]

crazy that I open this server and the first thing I see is this band out of all things

[vale cliff]

toby is so unironically hot what…

[crystal vault]

I don't see it

[pearl flume]

I like the idea of bivouacking outside an event just to wait for it to open and be the first one in.

It sounds terrible but there's something a bit romantic about it.

[vale cliff]

No, I was just being freaky

[odd oxide]

Aw hell naw

Why is she there bro

[vale cliff]

Money

Also, fun fact, the album cover is meant to be sexy

I genuinely did not know that

[crystal vault]

mrrereow

[vale cliff]

mrrp

[glossy fulcrum]

purr

[sturdy vector]

meow

[zinc turret]

meow

[zinc turret]

bazinga

[zinc turret]

yes

[sturdy vector]

miau

[crystal vault]

nyaa

[zinc turret]

mrreow

[sturdy vector]

rename this to meowing chat

[crystal vault]

^

[zinc turret]

@

[ionic skiff]

There’s a song the the fnf mod friday night fever that’s called Bazinga
I’m not bluffing joking, it’s probably worth a google

[vale cliff]

Goggle

[crystal vault]

goggle

[sharp bay]

Bazinga

[vale cliff]

Gingerbread is a mixture; carbon is an element

Totally different things

[brittle talon]

And the did not get it award goes to...

[vale cliff]

Maybe I was just being a bitch

Hehe

[elder yacht]

is this the origin of onyx agate joker? (panel from berserk)

[crystal vault]

I have played a bit of Celeste
how could you tell?

[true karma]

does she look good

[crystal vault]

this honestly looks fire

[true karma]

anyways i seen one mf got like the whole posse of golden strawberries or whatever. probably a pretty big flex but then I don't play celeste

[crystal vault]

I am like
the definition of slightly above average

[neat cypress]

why are some flags lellow and some geen

actually

no spoilers :3

I still need to 100%

[crystal vault]

idfk

oh wait I think the gold flags are full clears (getting all berries in the same run)

not needed for 100%

don't worry

100%ing the game in this case is just getting all berries and hearts and clearing every level

@neat cypress no need to worry about spoilers because flags aren't important to 100% completion

[zinc turret]

miau

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[crystal vault]

yes, I'm talking about these flags btw

[true karma]

gacha jump scare

(scary)

fuck that didn't come out right did ti

[zinc turret]

cute

[crystal vault]

is it crazy for me to say 100h in a game isn't even that many hours?

[brazen finch]

Lmao my spotify wrapped is crazy

[neat cypress]

:3

[crystal vault]

not sure if I've posted this recently

[crystal vault]

this image is 100% accurate for me

-# except for the red hair

[ionic skiff]

Not sure if this is Gros Michel or Cavendish

[sturdy vector]

meow

[neat cypress]

Mreow

[neat cypress]

Cool

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle, every level of black bar, a new clue.

||To all who's trapped in these here four walls||
||In the purest clouds softening your falls||
||Where the night extends and the time sits paused||
||Free your arms again and grasp sanity's call||

The answer: ||White padded room||

[odd oxide]

Wtf

[delicate tree]

cloverpit

[pearl flume]

Let's go gambling

[delicate tree]

indeed

[south ivy]

Give me your best out of context quotes

[crystal vault]

"and then we kissedANYWAYS"

• Gianni during his ultrakill stream

-# gianni is the official VA for Gabriel

[zinc turret]

miau

[ruby burrow]

"i... am Po, from how to train your meatball" - my friend at like 4 am

[south ivy]

...

[south ivy]

???

[south ivy]

!!!

[ruby burrow]

genuinely laughed for like 10 minutes straight after they said that

[sharp bay]

Go back to the bed grams

Dont forget your pills

[crystal vault]

lmao

[sharp bay]

True shit

[crystal vault]

ok

[crystal vault]

""I've been working on my mental health" fuck you, die" - Gabriel from ultrakill

-# not directly from the game

[crystal vault]

-# but it was from the official VA while he was in character

I have so many quotes from either gabriel or gianni acting as gabriel

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKIN BOY!

Gabriel from ultrakill

not clicking that

[turbid canopy]

ah my creation.

[south ivy]

Cute

[south ivy]

"Sorry I fucked your husband"
Blitzo

Thats weirder with context tho

[south ivy]

"Seduce me"

[neat cypress]

Do you like my spotify wrapped

[rancid patrol]

you guys should listen to porter robinson sometime

[neat cypress]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Thanks mods

[neat cypress]

I was the top 183 listener to family guy you should listen to that

[digital tiger]

47 people listen for more than 7,600?!

[tender surge]

I was surprised being ranked so high

[lime shale]

I have learned to wake up before my alarm so I won't feel tired

[crystal vault]

meow

[proud venture]

took a sec but you got there

[crystal vault]

you saw nothing

[zinc turret]

miau

[crystal vault]

mrrow

[shrewd vale]

we are Charlie kiiiirk

we will carry the flamee

[zinc turret]

😭

[sharp viper]

I'm one in a balatrillion

[neat cypress]

Idk i still think mine was better

[crystal vault]

I showed compassion

[neat cypress]

:3

[crystal vault]

:3 meow

[neat cypress]

Mreow :3

[crystal vault]

mrrow :33

nyaa

[crystal vault]

go go gadget cat ears!

-# yes these are my cat ears

meow

[supple tulip]

Man I really am fried aint i

Been putting it on for college assignments and exams; its a great focusing piece for when you need to focus up on the important shit.

[crystal vault]

I don't listen to music that much

how the fuck is my music age 43?!

anyways

can you tell I like SoaD btw?

[neat cypress]

I think mine was better…

[crystal vault]

nah our taste in music is much different

-# though this doesn't actually account for the times I've listened to songs on youtube due to recommendations from friends

-# usually vocaloid songs (mostly teto)

[neat cypress]

I LOVE TETO

[crystal vault]

I haven't really listened to that many teto songs

[neat cypress]

I own miku cosplay and i wanna get teto plush for Christmas

[crystal vault]

but my favorite would actually be "honestly" by THØRNS

[neat cypress]

(Although teto isn’t a vocaloid 🤓)

[crystal vault]

well shit

[tepid cave]

Damn you got it good

[crystal vault]

it's all system of a down

[neat cypress]

I love people with silly pfps and aesthetics who listen to non silly music

Like what are you doing 😭

[crystal vault]

-# btw flash warning if you watch this on like yt or smth

[tepid cave]

But thats good

[crystal vault]

You have no idea how neurodivergent diverse my taste in music is

[neat cypress]

Same

[crystal vault]

-# I listened to SoaD to actually get shit done

[neat cypress]

Spotify said i listened to like a hundred different genders genres

[crystal vault]

huh

yea

apparently "queercore" is in my top 5 genres that I've listened to

not joking

-# I don't even know what that is off the top of my head

[neat cypress]

Mee

[crystal vault]

meow

truthfully I only try to appear silly online

while trying to do the opposite in person

[gray harness]

I love teto too :3

[hushed sentinel]

i got 48🥲

[crystal vault]

didn't know that
but hell yea

[gray harness]

Let's be honest, who wouldn't love her?

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[crystal vault]

what's your favourite teto song tho?

[gray harness]

tbh, I don't know, plus I barely listen to them with all the variation of music in my playlist

[gray harness]

If I had to chose one rn, I'd say Teto Territory lol

[crystal vault]

gotcha

I've never actually heard teto territory because I rarely listen to music on yt

-# that's where I listen to song recommendations

[gray harness]

Go on and listen to it then!
-# And maybe give recommendations in my DMs (pretty please with a cherry bomb on top)

[crystal vault]

have you heard honestly by THØRNS?

[gray harness]

No, but I think it's better to do it in DMs so that we don't flood the channel

[crystal vault]

-# note: the music video has a flashing lights warning

[crystal vault]

I legit have one recommendation for ya and that's "honestly" by THØRNS

also I don't like DMing people that much

[echo rampart]

This list got me tweaking
-# I’m not sure this belongs in fan art?

[gray harness]

good heavens

[crystal vault]

yea

[echo rampart]

And me the light did me wrong, make my hand all dirty like a burglar

[crystal vault]

-# can't tell if you liked the song or not

[gray harness]

-# I loved it :)

[crystal vault]

yw :3

hmm
you need hot food?

[gray harness]

"oh no, i need to reheat up my food quickly! whatever will i do now?"
the humble microwave:

[hushed sentinel]

would anyone be interested in hopping in a call with me to help me get better at balatro?

[crystal vault]

lmao I love editing messages to make the context funnier

[crystal vault]

:3c

[gray harness]

fuck you trident hwacha

[crystal vault]

I don't get it

[gray harness]

trident-catapult guy destroyed my defense and now pvz fusion's Crazy Dave is dead

[ripe kraken]

What am i looking at

[gray harness]

You're looking at one of the most popular Plants vs Zombies fangames: Plants vs Zombies Fusion

[ripe kraken]

Looks comprehensive

There are zombies and plants

That much is guaranteed

I hope

[gray harness]

Yes, and you'll hate jack-in-the-boxes more than ever

does obsidian count as a plant

[ripe kraken]

Uhhhhh

Yes

If grows on soil plant

Or on lilypad

[gray harness]

do nuclear bombs count as well

[ripe kraken]

Uhhhhh

Yes?

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

percent based damage my behated

[gray harness]

Wait, it's percentage based?!

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

the tridents deal damage based on the target’s max helath

health

its why theyre so effective vs cherrizilla

or anything with high hp

[gray harness]

Damn, I guess I should've used obsidian tall-nut then since it takes a maximum of 200 damage per hit

[glossy fulcrum]

ye

[gray harness]

Plus I had both modificafions for sparkwood, so the tall-nuts would get healed constantly

[glossy fulcrum]

cherrybomber defenses are the best

[gray harness]

Especially with the recent update with the addition of a literal nuclear bomb

[glossy fulcrum]

o yea

still waitng on multilang

[gray harness]

Since one of its modifiers makes cherry projectiles have a 1% chance to turn into one of the nuclear bomb's projectiles

[glossy fulcrum]

fair and balanced

[dusty gulch]

Are +mult and +chips considered close to each other for Balatrodle?

Spoiler for todays wordle

[crystal vault]

meow

[sturdy vector]

miau

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

what is your best dumb moment in your life?

[odd oxide]

Worst dumb moment

Was about to scramble an egg

So I cracked one open

I think I was trying to throw the shell away

But I cracked the egg straight into the trash can

So I got another egg

And I somehow did it again

🥀

[vale cliff]

At least you can eat eggshells

[vagrant forge]

goated

[elder yacht]

wassup

[crystal vault]

haii

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

One way or another you've managed to be transformed into a genie and have been summoned for the first time. How will you mess up this idiot's wishes ?

"I wish to be the king of a nation or country!"

"I wish for all to obey my every command!"

"I wish to be invincible to all threats besides age!"

You must obey.

[balmy compass]

"cool movie"

[tall prairie]

the nation is failing, the people are stupid (unable to follow the command fully), & turn this imbecile into iron (fully impenetrable, but able to be aged)

[crystal vault]

1. Make him king of a nation that no longer exists
2. Everybody obeys, but only if you're right there staring at them. otherwise, they are undoing whatever progress they made or doing the opposite
3. He's invincible to all but age, but he also ages 2,000x faster

I really only had to think for the 2nd one

[sturdy vector]

1 and 2: king of an another world where nobody but him exists
2: you're invincible but you still suffer the pain

[crystal vault]

I feel like it's important to mention that I was treating each individually and not thinking about other wishes downsides

[vale cliff]

that’s not really how genies work, but I guess

[crystal vault]

meow

[sturdy vector]

i'm a mime not a genie

[regal igloo]

My coworker is crashing out in the bathroom

And I just gotta use the bathroom dawg

[glossy fulcrum]

1. make him the king of the largest nation in the world and see if he can really handle it
2. the people will only obey very very specific commands, like a computer
3. make him invincible but he still feels every ounce of pain that he would feel normally

[crystal vault]

one of my favorite gifs of all time ^

[jolly robin]

Hiii 400

It's a very cute gif ^-^

[crystal vault]

oh hai!

meow

[inner dome]

Do people not like roffle?

I thought he was a chill dude

[atomic glen]

Hallo

[inner dome]

Help idk if he did something bad

[atomic glen]

Here now as well

[vale cliff]

he’s a baddie, that’s all

[ornate nebula]

my sources say that he gives x3 mult if played poker hand has already been played this round

[timber forge]

Anyone here played bingle bingle? I wanna get it but idk any abt the gameplay loop

[neat cypress]

:3

[torpid forge]

yo guys

anyone ever play stick fighter

[pearl flume]

You know, I never understood why if a policemen or soldier is good on the field they get promoted to sitting in an office where their skills set and training probrably won't come into use ?

[sturdy vector]

meow

[dense salmon]

howdy fellers

[dark token]

something to do with trust & performance of loyalty i think. i think it makes a teeny bit more sense if you realize most militaries are technically cults

haii

[rugged bison]

promoted to being able to sit on your ass

who wouldn't fight for that

[pine owl]

its just some people (me included) hate his attitude towards chat trying to have a discussions. specifically the fact he will act rude to almkst every message he responds to

hating backseating is one thing but actively refusing to think about chats ideas as stuff to consider is what bothers me

[vale horizon]

I edited this: https://youtu.be/N4BtSZwITlo

[neat cypress]

Bro spoilers wtf

[heady perch]

if you say something racist, everyone calls you a racist, but noone calls you a liar

[neat cypress]

???

Kris what has Susie been saying to you

[oak lion]

yeah because lying can be for good but racism always has an overwhelming downside of being discriminatory

[neat cypress]

I think what Kris is saying is that no-one calls you a liar so its like they’re admitting what the racist said was true?

But i think racism implies lying

[oak lion]

yeah I know I’m saying liar isn’t really an insult

[neat cypress]

Yeah

[zinc turret]

cause people have opinions which can't be true of false

[heady perch]

I just found this on the internet and posted it because I laughed at it

[pulsar creek]

damn beef

[neat cypress]

I’d say a lot of racism is beliefs and not just opinions

Idk

Aaanyways on a lighter note uh

Wanna hear the angry birds screams?

[zinc turret]

same thing

[oak lion]

beliefs is just opinions that people turned into politics

[pulsar creek]

well well well

[neat cypress]

An opinion is subjective where as a belief is something you think is true (i believe the earth is not flat)

[zinc turret]

can we just meow instead

[elder phoenix]

what on earth does it do

found it

[severe vigil]

i've played it months ago, got bored after 2 hours. There's no consistency in the gameplay

[timber forge]

mannn i was excited to play it

i thought i found smthin like balatro

[delicate tree]

its so easy to get e numbers on cloverpit that isnt fun anymore

[vale cliff]

Wrong

Everyone who disagrees with me is false

[neat cypress]

🔥

[pearl flume]

Does anyone know an ai voice synthesiser ?

I wanna D.I.Y an audio book.

[crystal vault]

this isn't true

[upbeat ginkgo]

😏

[south ivy]

Why are people sympathetic to this f*cker?

Like I get liking his writing cus he's a good villain but... Don't be sorry for him!

[severe aurora]

Real Villain 💁 🍕

[south ivy]

Nah. They're letting you eat the stuffed crust like a raccoon

They're a hero

[vale cliff]

Exactly like this, yeah

[short vale]

im making a thingy (i dont know if im gonna finish this)

[knotty ingot]

What is this?

[gray harness]

double nice lol

[pulsar creek]

BAHAHA what they said reminded me of the t-shirt..

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You gain the ability to fly

But

You gain a cartoonish villain-of-the-week you have to defeat once every 2 weeks.

[knotty ingot]

I do push the button

[crystal vault]

pressing that button

[tranquil basin]

watch the villian of the week be the spot tho then ur screwed

[crystal vault]

spot could be reasoned with, right?

[pearl flume]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Danke

[sturdy ferry]

are yall ready for Freddy?

[scenic oriole]

GG

@acoustic prism I guess working while playing your videos on my second monitor is something I literally can’t function without. Thanks man.

[earnest yacht]

Actually they can

If my opinion is that the earth is a hexagon

My opinion is false

No?

Wait maybe i misunderstood what u were saying

[gray harness]

who needs damage modifications when you got percentage based damage and a sword that has a chance to instantly kill anything

[crystal vault]

meow

[knotty ingot]

We all should love Fede

[light pebble]

Baltro

[crystal vault]

top 1.8% for total messages sent

jeez

[brittle talon]

I was very close to 69,420.

[lucid isle]

Should have sent 114 less messages.

[glossy fulcrum]

LOLOLOLOLOL

how are we still laughing at 69 gang

[pale swallow]

It’s funny because sex

[vale cypress]

is this a W moment

[supple steeple]

does that mean 69 will never die

[crystal vault]

who is defending that bishop?

WAIT NO

[crystal vault]

Qxc4
Qf8 Rxf8
Rxf8

[crystal vault]

you have forced mate here

[vale cypress]

Ik

They did take with the knight which was still mate

[crystal vault]

hmmm

[vale cypress]

||Rxd7||

[civic shell]

If anyone here bets on sports msg me eeee

[tender laurel]

Sweet! Balatro is #1

[glossy fulcrum]

if you ask me it’s been dead for a long time

[quaint glade]

Yessirrr

[glossy fulcrum]

got the cologne icon

[dense vortex]

ggs

[plain abyss]

No way that localthunk plays rocket league hes so goated

[ionic skiff]

Found the Hua Moa banana at Mercado District
This banana is known as the Hawaiian banana

[smoky yoke]

I want to try this banana - I didn't seen this type of banana

[ionic skiff]

What would a joker based off this be like

[smoky yoke]

idk man

[vale cliff]

Square Cavendish

[primal aspen]

Am i cooking whit this or nah

[primal aspen]

Fih

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

can I take some of your food?

[vale cliff]

sure

[upbeat ginkgo]

I fucking love clowns man I'm on that jester trip

Wild shit

[dense salmon]

This im doing instead of doing my laundry

[vale cliff]

I don’t even… what is that?

[crystal vault]

was that HoI3 at the end? or different game?

[vale cliff]

Also

Philosophical question time

Is Dan Reynolds actually a good singer or he is just really hot

Everyone take your time to ponder this one

[dense salmon]

brother

you can listen to his music

its subjective

[crystal vault]

never heard of him

[ionic skiff]

I bought LEGO Star Wars Skywalker Saga from the LEGO games 30th anniversary

[pearl flume]

Please choose your favourite M.O.A!

[knotty ingot]

That 4th one

🐸 👀 🧠

[crystal vault]

^
but for a different reason

[knotty ingot]

Yea, sure

[crystal vault]

:/

[crystal vault]

but yea no all the designs here are fire

[limpid parcel]

Third one is soooo heat

Holy moly thats so tuff

[pearl flume]

All from different artists

[vale cliff]

4th

Aw shit, I’m not special

[tall prairie]

i like the 5th one

[vale cliff]

Well, it’s not straight to appreciate a woman’s beauty

[oak lion]

4, 5, and 8

[grim falcon]

working on real life balatro with physical cards in augmented reality! lmk if you want to help beta test!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41EfkyilqPY

[odd oxide]

Vegemite is disgusting

Our prof brought some out for us to try

[vale cliff]

A bottom hat could also be shoes

[crystal vault]

true

-# but cat ears are like a hat for bottoms

[visual comet]

ah what the hell

[crystal vault]

I saw that

[visual comet]

cant make the joke smh

oh nvm

[crystal vault]

but only half of it

[vale cliff]

not you having cat ears three times in your profile😭

I’m not judging btw

That’s funny as hell

[vale cliff]

Wait what

[visual comet]

some cheeky emoji I sent

[vale cliff]

Gifs are banned if that’s what that was

[visual comet]

nkpe

nope

it was a sticker

GIFS ARE ALSO BANNED??

dis bullshit

[crystal vault]

do I need to pull out the bottom bingo?

[crystal vault]

yes I actually have that

[visual comet]

scary ass idea

[visual comet]

question

[crystal vault]

?

[visual comet]

why cant I dm you bread

[crystal vault]

can't say

[visual comet]

did you pull a tf2

[vale cliff]

You’re spoiling us with these bingos

[visual comet]

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days"

[crystal vault]

here. bottom bingo

[visual comet]

shut

shit*

[crystal vault]

and here's what I got

[visual comet]

the whole bored is filled for me smh

[vale cliff]

Man, no free square this time

:(

[visual comet]

wait

[crystal vault]

nope not this time

[visual comet]

actually nvm I love loud noises

[crystal vault]

I have autism

[visual comet]

I have like

really bad AD-HD

[true karma]

phrasing it like that makes it seems like a screen resolution

[crystal vault]

I end up staring at the feet because I don't wanna be awkward and that's like the least awkward place to look

-# love how I still end up being a bottom somehow despite being aroace lmao

[visual comet]

I make out with everyone equally

[crystal vault]

? ?

[visual comet]

pan

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[crystal vault]

yippAAAAAAUGH

[visual comet]

poor creature

[vale cliff]

My digital footprint’s getting cooked

[crystal vault]

I feel like the "???" ones are easy to understand, no?

[crystal vault]

lmao

[vale cliff]

More like I don’t know the exact qualifications

[crystal vault]

ah

[vale cliff]

I don’t really oversleep that much, but I like to when I can

[crystal vault]

sleeps a lot (at least imo) would be like avg. 10+ hours of sleep

[vale cliff]

And I’ve never ever done anything experimental before, but it sounds okay, ig

[crystal vault]

gotcha

[vale cliff]

I’m also super mean sometimes, but I don’t talk the other 50%

[true karma]

the letter p:

[visual comet]

I was about to say that 😭

okay uh anyways guys gn hope it snows

[crystal vault]

lmao

gn

[true karma]

good norning

[vale cliff]

Aw man

You guys are fun

I hate time zones

[crystal vault]

it's like 1am here
BUT I AIN'T FUCKIN SLEEPIN

damn I'm out of bingos that I know I haven't put here before

I could put em all here

just in case

oh yea I have top bingo too (red)

[vale cliff]

I like how a horizontal line through the middle is impossible

[crystal vault]

oh lmao

[vale cliff]

(Balatro)

[crystal vault]

bottom bingo and top bingo respectively

-# I'm more of a bottom before you say anything

[vale cliff]

Being a bottom just sounds superior to me

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vale cliff]

It’s my dream to forget about my problems/feel good about myself without putting in any effort

[crystal vault]

lmao

effort? what's that?

[vale cliff]

And tops have this responsibility to care for their partner, and I know I’m to messed up to do anything like that

[crystal vault]

yea

[vale cliff]

I’m probably getting a bit too comfortable on the balatro server, actually

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vale cliff]

I should stop talking now 💀

Fuck

[crystal vault]

lmao

[vale cliff]

I was going to say something else and partially rewrote it for some reason

[crystal vault]

meow

[vale cliff]

meoww

[olive jungle]

Two pair + photochad deck

[crystal vault]

I deadass forgot that this was the balala server

[vale cliff]

Imagine posting balala in off-topic

[crystal vault]

-# I'm only active in #🃏・off-topic

I'm here to yap about not balatro!

-# also every other channel is way too active for me to keep up

as long as nobody teleports bread, we should be fine.

[olive jungle]

Too lazy to go to a different channel

[crystal vault]

anyways

I always love how a single sentence or image can start this kind of convo

gn all

[vale cliff]

Gn

It’s been a nice chat

[odd oxide]

Nyt mini

No way lmao

[shell mist]

OH MY GODDDDD

[odd oxide]

Where did his hat go

[dense salmon]

cheese is a mineral

[south ivy]

Alastor sketch

[dense salmon]

nice drawing

[atomic glen]

@crystal vault did I pull stalemate of the year????

(I was black)

[zinc turret]

how much did that board skin cost?

[atomic glen]

You mean board

?

I was playing someone irl

[zinc turret]

that fancy looking skin

[atomic glen]

I forget how much the board costs, srry

[zinc turret]

awh

[worldly cargo]

I hate Free Lives

I hate their games

I hate their level editor

[brittle talon]

Don't be afraid, John.

[vale cliff]

I was Asian

[odd oxide]

First still life attempt

Gone horrible

😭 😭 😭

Yeah no still have much to learn

[vale cliff]

Madness synergy???

[long violet]

some ambience i just finished making if anybody messes with that

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Be brought back to life after death as a lich.

Or

Be brought back as a brain in a giant robot. (Think transformers)

[crystal vault]

transformer

[lucid isle]

Lich, my brain would be my weak point in a robot.

[tall vector]

i'm really excited for dice a million to come out, if you don't know what it is it's a roguelite similar to balatro but with dice

[vale cliff]

Depends on the universe

If it’s a world where lichs pass as human (or look even better), lich

If it’s a sci-fi setting where robots have hyperrealistic skin and stuff, it’ll be the robot

Lich sounds better on the whole tho

[full roost]

what the hell is math even about

I'll stick to balatro thanks

[full roost]

in case y'all can't read the one Spanish word in this sheet, it means "calculate" or in this case "solve"

[atomic glen]

Anyone here play or have played Shadow of Mordor??

[crystal vault]

meow

no

[atomic glen]

Damn, cuz I have NO clue of how to beat this captain, he stays in a cave with no other urks, and this must be a glitched enemy because he spawned with no weaknesses

[zinc turret]

miau

[atomic glen]

For the first time since 2016, I died to the same captain twice in a row

Got him

[tranquil flower]

i loooooove balatro

[limpid parcel]

Just finished this portrait now i can work on merry andy fanart

So excited

[tranquil flower]

which joker is ts

[limpid parcel]

Blueprint

[tranquil flower]

this balatro shit gets serious

[tropic karma]

some y.a.a.i art

and then random doodles

[atomic glen]

Hi chat

[zinc turret]

hi

[atomic glen]

WHYYY

[zinc turret]

bro i'm basically doubling your mult

[frosty fossil]

Hi~

[atomic glen]

ITS AT 0

0×2=0

[frosty fossil]

Cutie...

[atomic glen]

Oh.....the real yandere

[frosty fossil]

Of course it's me...

[zinc turret]

kill

[atomic glen]

I'll destroy... you! +10 mult

[glossy fulcrum]

erm actually

wouldnt it be 16 mult because gay

[atomic glen]

Oh yeah

[sturdy vector]

who's going to double your mult now

[atomic glen]

Say....your +4 mult looks kinda....tempting....

[sturdy vector]

yes it does

please kill me

[zinc turret]

i'm back

dagger you owe me 10$

[atomic glen]

Say no more

[balmy compass]

no more

[sturdy vector]

no more

[neat cypress]

new trailer for iron lung :0

[atomic glen]

Crazy custom status

[neat cypress]

Markipliers movie

[neat cypress]

:Þ

[atomic glen]

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

wireless controller
look inside
pipebomb

[crystal vault]

meow

[glossy fulcrum]

tgats so real actually

i need a bottom hat

[crystal vault]

-# not sure if clip on cat ears would count as hats

[glossy fulcrum]

idc i need cat ears

[crystal vault]

-# and if so, would it be 1 hat or two hats?

[crystal vault]

well you ain't getting mine 3:<

[glossy fulcrum]

ikik

where woukd i find good ones tho

[crystal vault]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I think mine are actually from walmart

[glossy fulcrum]

woaw

[crystal vault]

idk tho

I guess just do your own research?

[glossy fulcrum]

im sure i could find sum on amazing

on

zon

[crystal vault]

"amazing"