🃏・off-topic

[full roost]

i wanna snap its bitch ass legs in half

[full roost]

the best way I can describe it is by saying that it looks like an earthbound character

and idk who but it just

rings a bell y'know

[inner dome]

Starman

[full roost]

that's Kirby isn't it

[inner dome]

That's an earthbound character

[full roost]

oh really?

only played mother 2 and didn't even finish it so like

oh god is it the guy on the cover art

IT'S THIS DUMBASS

[inner dome]

Don't worry I lied
Kinda
Starman is a kirby character
the dude gives you hi jump
Starman is the earthbound coverart man

[inner dome]

That but white and without the spikes

[full roost]

bruh 😔

[full roost]

istg if gamefreak inspired its design on this

[pastel laurel]

they did

shoutout mega starmie

best mega in the game

[full roost]

crashing out rn 🙏

[pastel laurel]

but if we being fr

clawitzer js got a bigger claw

no one seemed to care abt that

[full roost]

i didn't even see clawitzer what the hell

[pastel laurel]

came out in like 2013 buckeroo

[full roost]

mega clawitzer you numbskull

[pastel laurel]

dragaleas mega is genuinely so tuff

[full roost]

true

[pastel laurel]

yes, 2013

[full roost]

?????? no

clawitzer doesn't have a mega

[inner dome]

I'd say most megas in the new game are good

[pastel laurel]

what

[inner dome]

The only ones I truly dislike are pyroar and meganium

[full roost]

weird ass mandela effect

[pastel laurel]

wait why

what

[inner dome]

Mandela effect

[full roost]

surprisingly I do like meganium

feels like a mega

[pastel laurel]

nah i’m tweaking out

THIS GUY MEGA EVOLVED ISTG

iM SOUTH AFRICAN IK MY MANDELA

THATS SO WEIRD

[full roost]

what else is going on in your alternate reality man

tell us more

[inner dome]

This isn't a mega evolution

[pastel laurel]

istg it was

[full roost]

mega clauncher

[inner dome]

It's just a normal evo

[pastel laurel]

clawitzer mega would just be zygarde mega but blue

[full roost]

now that you say it

it kinda looks mega-ish

[pastel laurel]

that’s what i’m saying dude 🙁

[full roost]

still not a mega

[inner dome]

I just feel like they missed incredible potential

[pastel laurel]

yk what’s a mega evolution, a REAL mega evolution

[full roost]

perhaps

[full roost]

mega-nium

🔥

[inner dome]

The fairy type for it is cute

[pastel laurel]

swamperts mega

is a real mega

[full roost]

gonna go have dinner brb

[inner dome]

I prefer mega blaziken

[pastel laurel]

yeaa

[inner dome]

But blaziken is literally my favorite pokemon ever

[pastel laurel]

but like swamped becomes bipedal and buff as hell

and i have bias

[pastel laurel]

type but for swamperts line

[full roost]

okay false alarm

[full roost]

same 🌷

[inner dome]

Bro went from all fours to standing to all fours to standing

[pastel laurel]

exactly and he canonically beats up raywuaza 😄

[full roost]

breaking news: frog learns how to stand up, forgets how to stand up, relearns how to stand up

[pastel laurel]

and uses preworkout

[inner dome]

This is my mega tierlist

[pastel laurel]

you did not put medicham in bad

[inner dome]

I fucking hate medicham

All of its bloodline

[pastel laurel]

but the mega is so sick

[inner dome]

He wrapped toilet paper on his big forehead

[pastel laurel]

and honestly mega pyroar, not that bad

✌️

[inner dome]

It's mediocre, and that's the worst

[pastel laurel]

fair enough

[inner dome]

I do like the mane resembling fire blast

[inner dome]

Nevermind

Mandela effect caught me

[full roost]

won't stand for the camerupt disrespect

[inner dome]

Bro has an M on his forehead

[full roost]

stands for mcool

mawesome

[inner dome]

I just dislike regular camerupt and the mega kinda makes it worse

[inner dome]

Glad nobody disagrees with every other tier

[full roost]

eh, i think I can see way

[full roost]

haven't checked all yet

[full roost]

falinks is a little big high for my liking, Hawlucha def deserves S... ehhh... I disagree with like five or six more but it isn't that crazy

also I despise mega starmie

just saying

[inner dome]

Mega falinks is peak

Stick man :)

[inner dome]

Tell me the rest you disagree with

🫵

Or I will curse your next run with the plant

[glossy fulcrum]

oh no tge plant

[full roost]

the ever so helpful green joker run:

[inner dome]

Also the tierlist isn't ordered

[full roost]

wdym

like in the tiers?

[inner dome]

The slots in the tiers

[full roost]

yeah yeah alright

[inner dome]

[full roost]

I'll tell ya later I'm eating steak rn

[inner dome]

Favs are the ones I personally adore

[full roost]

gold steak

hey folks. today we're back with more gold steak balatro.

[pastel laurel]

this is mine

[inner dome]

Why is heracross so high

Why is hawlucha c

[pastel laurel]

used him in my gen 2 playthrough

[pastel laurel]

the mega is so just okay

[inner dome]

It looks so ass

[scenic bear]

Medicham, hawlucha and Alakazam should be s

[inner dome]

Mega hawlucha is peak

[full roost]

manectric my boy

[pastel laurel]

big lightning bolt

[full roost]

Malamar my boy

[pastel laurel]

big M

[inner dome]

I agree on the last 2 but they don't have my personal attachment on them

Medicham is ass.

[pastel laurel]

UR ASS

[full roost]

sableye, big rock

[pastel laurel]

medicham is peak

[pastel laurel]

greedy big rock

[scenic bear]

Nah

[pastel laurel]

reflected hyperbeam btw

[scenic bear]

Medicham is coll

[full roost]

mane lighting bolt

[inner dome]

I am a medicham hater

[scenic bear]

I dont use him

But his design is cool

[inner dome]

Sableye is my goat

[full roost]

pokemon fans when someone has an opinion

[inner dome]

:]

[scenic bear]

I Like him

[pastel laurel]

dude had to have been wiped by a +3 sword dance medicham in another life

[scenic bear]

He IS badass

How do i spell this

[pastel laurel]

one d

[inner dome]

I have never fought this man in my life

[scenic bear]

Thanks

[pastel laurel]

yet

[inner dome]

I just hate him with every fiber of my being

[pastel laurel]

[scenic bear]

Why?

[inner dome]

Jk I don't

[pastel laurel]

he is a sikh and he will wipe

[scenic bear]

Liar

🤬

[full roost]

bahdgaszs

[scenic bear]

Infernape is The real goat

[inner dome]

That hatred belongs to staraptor and luxray I HATE THOSE 2

[scenic bear]

He deserve more attention

[inner dome]

Least favorite pokemon

[full roost]

staraptor my boy

[inner dome]

Personal hatred

[full roost]

y'all fw overqwil?

[pastel laurel]

star raptor hate will not be tolerated

[inner dome]

It is completely personal

[scenic bear]

Starptor is one of The best Air types for me

[inner dome]

It's funnie

[pastel laurel]

he is getting a mega

[scenic bear]

But i Can understand

[inner dome]

I'm praying for its downfall

[full roost]

Air type...

[inner dome]

Mega glimmora will be peak tho

[pastel laurel]

air type

[full roost]

im guessing this is a translation error lol

[inner dome]

Bird type

[pastel laurel]

it’s getting a mega

[inner dome]

Missingno my goat

[pastel laurel]

[scenic bear]

It is

Sorry

[pastel laurel]

no apologising my grind

friend

[inner dome]

...

[scenic bear]

English IS not my language

[inner dome]

Yikes for everyone today

[scenic bear]

I speak portuguese

[full roost]

no this shall not be forgiven now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[pastel laurel]

grind

[scenic bear]

Why you always say that

[full roost]

yo? portugal or Brasil?

[scenic bear]

😭

[inner dome]

Give us your balatro

[full roost]

it's an audio lmao

[scenic bear]

Brazil

[pastel laurel]

eu bebu leiche

[full roost]

aw shucks

i speak galician so like

[scenic bear]

Why?

[pastel laurel]

this is all the portuguese ik

[full roost]

spanish-portuguese hybrid

[scenic bear]

What

[full roost]

thought we were neighbors

[pastel laurel]

i drink milk 🙏

[scenic bear]

We are close

[pastel laurel]

anyone speak dutch

[scenic bear]

If i Go to my east

I think

[inner dome]

Don't be harsh on my spelling English is my first language :(

[scenic bear]

I reach here

[full roost]

dude we are all the way across the ocean 😭

[scenic bear]

Where do you live

[pastel laurel]

como pao

[full roost]

Spain babyyyyyy

[scenic bear]

Eu também

[full roost]

🙏 bruh

[pastel laurel]

AYYYY

[full roost]

BRUH 😭🙏

[scenic bear]

Bread is my favorite food

[full roost]

oh.

got confused

[pastel laurel]

je parlais francis?

[full roost]

sorry

thought y'all were saying pau 💔

[scenic bear]

no this shall not be forgiven now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[scenic bear]

Nah

Dont say that

[pastel laurel]

omg guys we trilingual in this

[full roost]

you dare use my own spells against me

[scenic bear]

Depraved

[full roost]

yeah ik ik

[pastel laurel]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

i’m crying

[scenic bear]

😂

[scenic bear]

Lol

[pastel laurel]

pau gotta mean gato

[scenic bear]

Ye

Something like that

[pastel laurel]

man i’m good

[inner dome]

I am illiterate

[full roost]

???????? 😭😭 who did this

[scenic bear]

Me too

[scenic bear]

Me

[inner dome]

Well you have a reason

[inner dome]

Why the fuck is it called a throbber

[pastel laurel]

yea ig bro

[pastel laurel]

throbs idk

[scenic bear]

Fr

[pastel laurel]

oh

[scenic bear]

You too

[inner dome]

I don't

[scenic bear]

You do

[inner dome]

Nuh uh
Checkmate liberal

[scenic bear]

I will censor you

[inner dome]

##

[pastel laurel]

tags

gotta be 13 up buddy

[inner dome]

#### ##

[full roost]

i hate when I'm in a zoom meeting and my pc starts throbbing

[scenic bear]

Stop saying that

[inner dome]

I hate it

[full roost]

mf got the Roblox treatment

[scenic bear]

This is vulgar

[inner dome]

####################

[scenic bear]

Discord Will not let that slide

[full roost]

do y'all fw badminton cause i do love using ############

[scenic bear]

I want to play that

But idk where

[full roost]

-# This user has been banned or whatever lmao

[scenic bear]

Theres no place for This here

[scenic bear]

Lol

3 edits

[inner dome]

-# Gay people

[full roost]

i don't know how to type

[full roost]

is this a calling or

[inner dome]

This feels like that "human i remember youre genocides" meme

[inner dome]

A statement.

[full roost]

human i remember you're shuttlecocks

[scenic bear]

😰

[full roost]

my brother has a very special shuttlecock

[inner dome]

#####, # ######## ##### #########

[full roost]

* human, i remember youre wheels of fortune.

[inner dome]

Human i remember you're pattern recognition

[pastel laurel]

ima be in one piece

[full roost]

human I remember you're :,|;’_

[inner dome]

Human I remember youre pronouns

[pastel laurel]

oh my god

[full roost]

human i remember you're this guy's gifs

[pastel laurel]

is pokerogue good

[severe aurora]

🗑️

[full roost]

hee/hee

[full roost]

absolutely

peak browser game experience

[pastel laurel]

lowkey thinking abt emulating ZA

[full roost]

honestly 9/10 or better

and I'm not winging it

[inner dome]

Za is very good

[full roost]

y'all giving out 10s for everything

[pastel laurel]

good for emulation

[full roost]

three polygons

[inner dome]

Play it in any way you want

Just

[pastel laurel]

cus i’m not dropping 1400 dingleberrie

[inner dome]

Remember that the tutorial is genuinely hellish

Everything else is great

[full roost]

what kinda coin is that bruh 😭

[pastel laurel]

okay cool that sounds like fun

[pastel laurel]

south african rands lol

[full roost]

dingleberrie is such a word

oh this costs 2000 twinklequingels

[inner dome]

Human I remember your not book smart your money smart

[full roost]

human i cant remember

[inner dome]

It's almost like dad is in some king of snowgrave

[full roost]

no matter what happens... ill always remember... ou're genocides...

[inner dome]

Wing gaster

Who up winging they ding

[full roost]

flingbeans gaster

[full roost]

beware of the man who speaks in hands

[inner dome]

Beware the man who speaks in bands

[full roost]

beware of the man who speaks in fangs

[full roost]

🎺 🪈 🎻

I know bands don't have violins but there are like 3 instrument emojis

[inner dome]

Human, I remember youre freedom motif

[inner dome]

🎹

[full roost]

i was talking about wind bands

not the contemporaneous bands or wtv

📯

🎷

oh wait I just remembered

look at this guy he's so talented

🎷🦐

[inner dome]

This one is excellent btw

[full roost]

you could say you lost your shit

[scenic bear]

Lets make a band

[inner dome]

You're telling me a shrimp played this instrument?

[full roost]

Beware of the man who speaks in Cello Suite N°. 1 – Prèlude

[frozen glacier]

@azure anchor

[steep fjord]

feeling WHAT yet

[quaint glade]

Does anyone have any mobile game recommendations for people who enjoyed Balatro?

Doesn't need to be same genre, just like that shares cool aspects, like being stylized, replayability

[sharp bay]

Battle cats is good

And there's a game called magic touch, very cool for me

[quaint glade]

I'll check those out

I love Balatro & Worldbox for the stylization

[sharp bay]

Battle cats are more of a strategic game, leveling up your army and stuff. Magic touch is for a quick play.

[quaint glade]

I see

[sharp bay]

And I love Risk of rain 2 and my mother

Not to be confused with your mother

[sharp bay]

I'm not balding

Well not yet

[lime shale]

I got a sudden itch to play peglin

[pearl flume]

Please choose a spell before clicking the black bar.

||You can cast this spell irl as a tier 1, what do you do with this power ?||

[vale cliff]

Killing Curse

[vale cliff]

||???||

[sharp bay]

FIREBAAAAALL

Burn people, duh

[vale cliff]

||Isn’t fireball level 3 at least?||

[sharp bay]

I don't care, I'm using fireball anyway. They are awesome and can be used in any situation.

[vale cliff]

True

[pearl flume]

||4 charges per long rest.||

[vale cliff]

||Which Ability Score?||

[jolly robin]

Uhh balatro irl. You go to a casino and score more chips than there are atoms in the universe and walk away with 4 bucks :D

[pine owl]

slice and dice

its really good although the games specialty is the many options of runs there is

all are good tho

[rancid patrol]

i played balatro irl and won $10

[frail nebula]

hes so cool

[full roost]

ikr

[frail nebula]

cooler than i could ever be

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

do you ever get into a cannibalistic rage and attack the nearest person?

[vale cliff]

Speech bubble

[shy veldt]

Chat

I LOVE gambling

[robust marlin]

Gambling in the morning with my stone cards

The best way to gamble with friends...just a bunch of stone pieces on the table

[severe aurora]

Sold Merchendise, Become Rich.

[desert knoll]

Howdy

[boreal meadow]

||the log? ig ill run people over with it||

[shy veldt]

||SUMMON METEOR, The man will go the way of the dinosaur||

[boreal meadow]

||summon meteor?||

[severe aurora]

*eat spicy food to summon meteor 🚽 *

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Restore all body part durability and integrity to max.
Or
Choose 1 body part to receive a biomechanical upgrade.

[hollow kestrel]

Last game play... ???? 😫😫😫😫

[shy veldt]

its fairly common in jrpgs

||I thought of summon meteor first instead of Sephiroth's spell though so that's that ||

[severe aurora]

why not just hold sephiroth's hand and go somewhere else, instead of meteor to collateral damage? 👬 🏩

[novel birch]

what are the odds

[tepid copper]

@ember turret

Hello

I didn't know you were here

Welcome

[glossy fulcrum]

about 0.3% per arcana or spectral in a pack

[tepid copper]

The odds are so low?

And the black hole spectral?

Does it have the same probability?

[pseudo cedar]

yes

[novel birch]

a second one tho? like wtf

GGAWG65F

the seed btw

[shy veldt]

well the point is to wipe the filth off the universe

[sharp bay]

Bro thinks he's flowey

[glossy fulcrum]

we gotta be early bro, else we won’t get the “worm”

[whole junco]

Wanna bark up a tree? Not sure if it’s the right one but it’s still gonna be fun

[sharp bay]

You bet I can take out these two birds with one stone?

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

did you go

AAAAAAAAAA

today?

[inner dome]

Healing

I'd do stupid things and be immortal

[sharp bay]

It's not really as good as it sounds like. You will outlive planets and galaxies while you drift in the limitless void.

[inner dome]

It is

[inner dome]

Also I have healing powers so I heal myself to be practically immortal
I can die when I feel like it

[vale cliff]

Yes, actually

I had work

[sharp bay]

Alright, at least don't let others know about this or they'll turn you into a lab rat.

[inner dome]

I will outlive them

Healing is broken as hell

[sharp bay]

You still need to have an excuse on how you survived 5 bullet wounds, three stabs and a brain tumor while you're in your 300's

[inner dome]

It's just good genetics

And then I have a cult around me and I get free stuff

[sharp bay]

You still have to attend some rituals and sacrifices

[inner dome]

Nuh uh

[sharp bay]

It's like a job but a weird one

[inner dome]

What are they gonna do, stab me?

[sharp bay]

Probably going to call you bad names. I don't think your healing factor includes regenerative mental health

[inner dome]

I'd rob a bank

What are they gonna do, shoot me?

[sharp bay]

Very original

[sharp bay]

Jail

[inner dome]

Fuck

[sharp bay]

You can outlive the jail, but it's gonna be a hard time inside

[inner dome]

I'll fake my death

Escape the morgue

My thesis: healing powers are epic

[bold rain]

Summoning Salt just CRUSHED the world record for Mike Tyson's Punch-Out while blindfolded. What's even more insane is this statement in the video description:

"This beats Matt Turk's fastest run with his eyes open." 🤯

What a legend. Congrats, Salt, on another WR. https://youtu.be/vU-2VLdY9XQ

[sharp viper]

Can't wait for Mike Tyson to play this game ngl

[bold rain]

I find it hard to believe he never played it

[modest birch]

W summoning salt

[severe aurora]

🗯️ cause it's delicious!!

[sharp viper]

Apparently he did

.... in 2014

And he was awful at it.

[bold rain]

yeah, see?

ain't no way he never did, lmao

[sharp viper]

Only because he was on Jimmy Fallon

[bold rain]

even still

[sharp viper]

He genuinely could've gone his whole life not playing punch out if not for that

I'd wager that's the only time he even touched a videogame

[sharp bay]

Sorry twin, fireball tops everything

[orchid pelican]

https://fixupx.com/Wario64/status/1983223384734355728 peak in Halloween

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Vampire Survivors: Ante Chamber | Free Balatro Collab | out now www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB0begpTOdQ

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FixupX · Oct 28, 2025, 5:24 PM

i say halloween because im one of the two persons that play vampire survivors on the epic games store

[glossy fulcrum]

this is heta

heat

[orchid pelican]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3929770/Vampire_Survivors_Ante_Chamber/

Steam

Vampire Survivors: Ante Chamber

They've demolished demons, battled bats, been to outer space, and failed to find any vampires, but now the Survivors face their greatest challenge yet: a bunch of Jokers. Will you fold under the pressure, or go all in on being a Balatro-boosted bullet hell?

Join Jimbo and a cast of wild cards with combo potential that'll probably break the…

▶ Play video

[glossy fulcrum]

idk why yall are posting this its in #📢・announcements

[regal terrace]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNd31oVxq/

[regal terrace]

"Jimbo wouldnt aproove"

[orchid pelican]

maybe because i dont saw that announce since there is not a ping?

[glossy fulcrum]

skill issue

[orchid pelican]

play the binding of isaac

[glossy fulcrum]

i have

i got like 600 hours

[orchid pelican]

dead god?

[glossy fulcrum]

and not a ton of progress to show cuz my marks were wiped

[glossy fulcrum]

nope

[glossy fulcrum]

working my way back tho

for the love of the game

[orchid pelican]

im about to finish

[glossy fulcrum]

owo

[orchid pelican]

rn im getting tainted eden marks

[glossy fulcrum]

sorry

teden sounds like hell

[orchid pelican]

it is

imagine having incubus + twisted pair and after a hit you got betrayal and the quarter coin

[glossy fulcrum]

op

but hey on the upside at least damocles cant kill you right

[orchid pelican]

yes damocles can kill you

i died

with that

that is why i only take damocles with tainted lost

[glossy fulcrum]

smh

[whole junco]

Been watching teach the cat and holy supercaliexpiallidocious

[scenic solar]

Like with all art trades, Poncle eventually returned the favor. lol

[jolly robin]

😭

[lime anvil]

hello hru

[whole junco]

I know that class🧿 🧿 🧿 ☄️ ☄️ ☄️ 🪬 🪬 🪬 ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 ⚛️ ⚛️ ⚛️

[sharp bay]

What are you saying

[whole junco]

Im saying that I know that class🧿 🧿 🧿 ☄️ ☄️ ☄️ 🪬 🪬 🪬 ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 ⚛️ ⚛️ ⚛️

[sharp bay]

Okay but what's with the emojis?

[whole junco]

They are to exemplify that I know that class🧿 🧿 🧿 ☄️ ☄️ ☄️ 🪬 🪬 🪬 ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 ⚛️ ⚛️ ⚛️

[sharp bay]

Bro is not tuff 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀💀

[whole junco]

I heard that this emoji combo means that you want 392 people from northern Asia to get a gruesome death

[glossy fulcrum]

so why are you doing it then

[whole junco]

What no 🧿 🧿 🧿 ☄️ ☄️ ☄️ 🪬 🪬 🪬 ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨 ⚛️ ⚛️ ⚛️ means you want everyone to get a bountiful future
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💀💀💀💀 means that you want 392 people from northern Asia to get a gruesome death

[regal terrace]

Master

[glossy fulcrum]

.

[whole junco]

Huh

[regal terrace]

Do you tried to do a blue chip run on green deck?

You are giving that mood master

[whole junco]

No I don’t do green deck often

Also why are you calling me master

[regal terrace]

You are the carrot master

I am now carrot man

Thanks master

[whole junco]

Can you stop calling me master

[regal terrace]

Okay kid

[robust marlin]

The greed for honey never satisfies them...🫡

[azure spire]

I do own all of them.

[whole junco]

This Sam love teach thingy thingamabob doohickey is fire

[whole cairn]

Does anyone know who did the art for the Vampire Survivors Ante Chamber update?

[severe aurora]

go check the credit in game.

[whole cairn]

I don't own it 👀

[severe aurora]

wasn't that had staff roll in there?

[severe aurora]

go to election, become candidate, do inside trade, then buy one.

[lapis ether]

my favorite super mario odyssey captures

[velvet lava]

we have the meats

[boreal meadow]

sause

lol wdym letters is picture match😭

so are we gonna talk about how rock is in goated with the honey mustard

[lapis ether]

because its goated with the honey mustard

[boreal meadow]

mustered

lol

[lapis ether]

mustered

I should proabably take letters out of picture match shouldn't I

[boreal meadow]

yea just put it close to the bottom

[lapis ether]

ok lemme change that

[boreal meadow]

although i love doing letters glitch and going hyperspeed with them

[lapis ether]

alr guys i made a new one

[subtle whale]

TIL I'm the only person in my grade to have never been in a relationship. Fml bro

[vale cliff]

Real

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You're being offered a chance to participate in a non-lethal real life battle royale.

All of the weapons provided on the island are rubber with built in censors that eliminate you without hurting.

1 round, 5 circles, 5 days. The winner gets 1 billion dollars, any place lower gets 100 million dollars less until they get nothing at all.

Do you participate, think you got a chance of winning ? If so, what's your tactic ?

[deft idol]

I'd be happy with the 100M

[warped oasis]

Who wouldn’t

[vale cliff]

How would censors stop me from hurting

I’d still feel it, right?

[crystal vault]

I would choose a nonlethal sniper rifle and wear a guile suit. Even if I don't win, I'm still likely to get $100m which is a shit ton of money, but still

Hell I could probably just hide until someone gets eliminated and get some money that way

[glossy fulcrum]

shouldnt arbys tier be the bottom most tir

tier

[swift totem]

@fresh wharf ur dad

[fresh wharf]

emoji_65~2

[swift totem]

Gamer girl over here gaming all over the girls

[jolly robin]

Please do not game all over me

It's been a stressful day 😔

[scarlet drift]

explor

[jolly robin]

Is that the game from the "i am Steve" movie?

[scarlet drift]

😭

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

did you find out where they lived?

[shell blaze]

Is Pip My Dice good? It looks pretty fun

Heard pretty good things

I couldn’t really get into Nubbys it’s fun for a bit, but I could see it getting tiring pretty fast. For the price it’s exceptional though must say.

[winter nest]

This is balatro bro, not Minecraft

[vale cliff]

I wish I didn’t

They found me

[tawny terrace]

https://youtu.be/n__j0dpG45g?si=IAUwFL_DlNRNznOE

That used to be the shit when I was little

[full roost]

learning the important stuff 🔥🔥

[inner mortar]

Yes - not expecting to get even close to victory, I'm grabbing something with range, low starting lag, and hiding for half the game
-# Also, do you, do you know about video game "Holder of Place"

[pearl flume]

Yes

[inner mortar]

IT IS YOU

I KNEW IT WAS FAMILIAR

-# thank you you saved my run

[scarlet drift]

this is the off topic channel

a place dedicated to things not balatro

[pearl flume]

You need more faith.

[inner mortar]

I will place it in you 🙏

-# Actually went kinda crazy

[nimble saffron]

Discord naninf achieved

[boreal meadow]

dont take ts out of context😭

[whole junco]

IM SIPPING ON THE FAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[signal kraken]

hmuh hmuh hmuh hah huh

[dense salmon]

https://fxtwitter.com/CagilMartin/status/1983558475595878661

Potato Man of MC 🦀🦀 (@CagilMartin)

MOJANG IS REMOVING OBFUSCATION FROM JAVA!!! PEAK

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FxTwitter · Oct 29, 2025, 3:36 PM

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[full roost]

4/4 curse

[shell anvil]

ahahah

7/8 is too hard for me

[severe aurora]

calm down, life will be much harder then game itself.

[glossy fulcrum]

yeees.

[hollow cosmos]

hey balatro people when you see /s does it mean sarcastic or serious

[pseudo cedar]

sarcastic

srs is serious (?)

[hollow cosmos]

okay ty

i've got a friend who is just oh so certain that /s is serious and /srs is .. also serious

unsure why

[inner dome]

Freddy fazfanta

[full roost]

those are WAY too many bunnies so here's a math problem I solved today

[pseudo cedar]

i love maths

[tepid cave]

I understand some but not everything.

[full roost]

I'm guessing it's the chart lol

[tepid cave]

Im learning partial roots.

[full roost]

oooo

[full roost]

i too love maths but i make stupid mistakes everywhere and mess up everything so i end up butchering every problem I try to solve

[tepid cave]

Then transfer the partial roots to powers some of it its pain in the ass.

[full roost]

i mean it's not that hard right?

you're talking about √2 = 2^(1/2) I guess

[pseudo cedar]

i actually dont understand this tho lmao

what are you solving in that

[full roost]

that equation in the upmost left corner

well not equation

inequation?

how are they called

[pseudo cedar]

inequality

[full roost]

inequality?

yeah

junx

bro I can't type

*jynx

[tepid cave]

Its worser.

[pseudo cedar]

it's alright neither can i

[delicate galleon]

i'm eating a banana with leftover cake frosting

[full roost]

well you just got junxed

[full roost]

hold on that's the pokemon 🙏

*jinx

[delicate galleon]

and then im gonna eat the cake frosting by itself because this is the last nanner

[full roost]

dude I'm ass at spelling

[pseudo cedar]

whats the chart thing

[tepid cave]

What is happening

[delicate galleon]

Omori pfp spotted

[full roost]

to find out which intervals can x exist in

[full roost]

omg yessss hi

[delicate galleon]

hello

[full roost]

aubring it rn

[delicate galleon]

fire

[pseudo cedar]

i see

[delicate galleon]

i did actually play omori but i never finished it

[full roost]

and by "it", heh... let's just say... im gonna kms cause of these stupid math problems... 🔥

[delicate galleon]

i don't remember where i got

[full roost]

your next goal in life must be finishing it

[delicate galleon]

anyways, im baking red velvet cake now

[pseudo cedar]

probably not have i wouldve done it icl

[full roost]

omg yummers

[pseudo cedar]

yummy

[delicate galleon]

and when i was mixing it, it looked like a crime scene on my hands

hold on, lemme get the pictures

[full roost]

really?

[pseudo cedar]

with the chart

i wouldnt have drawn out a table

[full roost]

i mean it's the way I've been taught but I know there's other ways

[pseudo cedar]

wouldnt

[pseudo cedar]

yeah never seen it in my life

[full roost]

it's fairly easy

[delicate galleon]

ah damn

i cant spoiler the images

eh

its ok

im abt to jump

hold on

i have to resave the images bcuz my phones stupid

omg

It looks like blood but its just cake mix

One of my friends did actually think it was blood but it was the other picture

and he was like

"Omg why did you send that"

[pseudo cedar]

trying to cover up your murder smh my head

[delicate galleon]

and I had to point out the cake pan with cake mix in it in the background

IM CRYING

THE OTHER PICTURE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE BLOOD

it literally looks as blood so bad that the automod thinks im showing off sh 😭

omg bro

...

y'know what, now that im looking at it. I see why

[delicate galleon]

Your honor

I did not murder that man

[pseudo cedar]

sure sure

the court definitely believes you

[delicate galleon]

my car just HAPPENED to aim for him when he crossed the street and the light JUST SO HAPPENED to be red

that doesn't mean i ran a red light 🙄

[pseudo cedar]

the jury finds you guilty of murder

[delicate galleon]

😞

so not fair

[crystal vault]

But it's unlikely that he meant to kill that man, even if he did. So I propose a manslaughter charge instead

[delicate galleon]

EXACTLYYY

i didnt kill that man

[pseudo cedar]

the blood on the defendants hands tells a different story

[delicate galleon]

Objection

where the evidence at? 🤨

[crystal vault]

If there is blood, how do we know that he wasn't just moving it off of the road so it wouldn't mess with other drivers? For all we know, they could've just dragged the body a few feet over to keep it from causing a car crash

[pseudo cedar]

right here

[delicate galleon]

That is simply fabricated

[crystal vault]

And given that the victim was just killed, there would obviously be blood on his hands from dragging it off the road

I say that he had no intent to kill the victim

[delicate galleon]

are you with me or against me 💔

time to check on the cake

[pseudo cedar]

after the defendant BUTCHERED the victim and dragged theyre body away to dispose of

[delicate galleon]

OBJECTION

THE WORD BUTCHERED IMPLIES I DISMEMBERED THE VICTIM AFTER, I DID NO SUCH THING 😡

[crystal vault]

Where's the evidence for this claim?

Off topic but we really went full ace attorney out here

[pseudo cedar]

idk im just the judge i dont provide the evidence

[delicate galleon]

fr

[full roost]

your honor, my client says "nuh uh"

[delicate galleon]

i feel like theres ppl just spectating lol

[delicate galleon]

ur right

I do say nuh uh

@pseudo cedar NUH UH your honor, i didnt do that

[pseudo cedar]

the jury has come to their verdict already

[delicate galleon]

the jury is wrong 🙄

[full roost]

eh i tried my best

you win some you lose some

[crystal vault]

Without proper evidence, such claims cannot be taken seriously. So unless you can come up with some photo or video evidence of this happening (or other evidence), this claim cannot be taken as fact

Damn I came in late

[pseudo cedar]

the blood on their hands and the video footage of the defendant hitting the victim with their car is more than sufficient evidence to conclude that the defendant disposed of the body in some way

[full roost]

hey guys im pretty bad at geography can you tell me where paris is
-# /j

[orchid pelican]

finished

[crystal vault]

I am saying that he only "disposed" of the body to prevent an accident afterwards

[glossy fulcrum]

ggz :3

[crystal vault]

@delicate galleon look I tried my best okay?

[pseudo cedar]

and the footage clearly shows them both swerving their car and running a red light

[delicate galleon]

u did good chat 💔

[crystal vault]

Off topic again (kinda) but how long do you go to prison for from a murder charge?

Cause iirc manslaughter is 5-10 years

[delicate galleon]

it depends on the degree

[crystal vault]

Look I'm not even able to drive yet I don't know the punishments for laws

Most laws*

[delicate galleon]

first degree is life in prison or death sentence

Second degree is long, including life in prison

Third degree is generally less severe but can still get you decades

[crystal vault]

Thanks

[delicate galleon]

yuh

[crystal vault]

Anyways back to the case

Actually wait

1 more question

Is murder/manslaughter while under the influence still murder/manslaughter or is it different?

[tepid cave]

What the hell is happening? Its so wrong that I cant see anything bad on it.

[crystal vault]

Ah fuck it

[delicate galleon]

Im pretty sure it is

[full roost]

the more you look the more you go insane

[delicate galleon]

but like

they're two different charges

I think if you drive under the influence and cause vehicular manslaughter, they'll be separate charges

since driving under the influence is already its own charge

[pseudo cedar]

i looked at this once, saw nothing wrong, looked at this twice, what the fuck?

[delicate galleon]

-# vehicular manslaughter falls under murder

[crystal vault]

What

[tepid cave]

I cant my brain is crying. But atleast happy that there is Czechia and Slovakia correct.

[delicate galleon]

-# i think

-# hold please, let me verify

-# nope, im wrong

-# proceed

[crystal vault]

GOD DAMNIT I DELETED THE MESSAGE FOR NOTHING

[delicate galleon]

that ok

u can just type it again

off tooic

the cake came out scrumptious

[crystal vault]

If the defendant was swerving when the victim was killed, that would fall under vehicular manslaughter, which therefore cannot be considered as murder, as it's a different charge instead. So I believe the correct charges would be vehicular manslaughter, reckless driving, and running a red light

[delicate galleon]

exactly

[crystal vault]

-# trust me this is better than serving a life sentence or being put on death row

[delicate galleon]

see, they get it

the cake

[crystal vault]

Rusty

[delicate galleon]

Yes i know that once again there's a piece missing

[delicate galleon]

I ate it.

[crystal vault]

(fun fact: lawyers still hire lawyers when they get sued)

[delicate galleon]

Thats so real tho

[crystal vault]

Shit I think "A." Left

Damnit the case cannot be settled without a judge

Or a jury

[delicate galleon]

guess im free :3

[crystal vault]

That means the case is still in progress

[delicate galleon]

LMFAO WHAT DO U MEAN NO

[crystal vault]

You're free, but only for now

I managed to get it from murder (dunno which degree forgot what they each mean) down to vehicular manslaughter reckless driving and running a red light

I think

[pseudo cedar]

im back

the jury has found the defendant guilty of vehicular manslaughter

[crystal vault]

@delicate galleon I gotchu dw

[delicate galleon]

bet 🫡

[crystal vault]

Achievement Get! "Lawyered Up"

Act as a lawyer and get a charge reduced or dropped

[pseudo cedar]

as the judge, i shall sentence you to four years for vehicular manslaughter

[delicate galleon]

:D

[sharp bay]

Who jizzed on that

[crystal vault]

That Is frosting*

[delicate galleon]

thats frosting.

ur both wrong

[sharp bay]

That means I'm right

[delicate galleon]

no

[crystal vault]

It looked like the shit on powdered donut tho

[sharp bay]

Two wrong equals a right

[pseudo cedar]

oo i didnt see this earlier

i want some now

[delicate galleon]

airshipping you some

[sharp bay]

Bro eating jizzed cake

[crystal vault]

If I had a nickel for every time someone airdropped someone else came from a discord conversation in this channel on this server, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[pseudo cedar]

yippeee

[delicate galleon]

fah

verdant leaf is coming

and i also have to do a boss blind twice bcuz i used hieroglyph

fah

Its fine, i sold astronaut

he pmo anyway

I GOT THE DICE FOR MY BLOODSTONE

wait

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WRONG CHANNEL

[full roost]

<@&1133519078540185692>

shit i fucked up the joke

[sullen portal]

?

[full roost]

no

[sullen portal]

sure did

[full roost]

no

I didn't mean to

sorry omfg

[native jewel]

😭 the panic

[sullen portal]

take your timeout and think about what you done

ok timeout over hope you learned your lesson

[tepid cave]

She realized it. No need to do that

[full roost]

boutta invade portugal

[native jewel]

Defect now or face our harsh gavel

[sullen portal]

buddy it was a joke and it was 60 seconds even if i hadn't revoked it

[full roost]

heh, I knew the day would come where someone would misgender me because of my pfp lmao

[native jewel]

Nah ur good lol

[tepid cave]

Shit what have I done.

[full roost]

I thought the \ solved it

doesn't seem like it

[native jewel]

Ur telling me. I've been a girl hiding behind this pfp for years

[full roost]

@dapper kayak

GOD

NO

[sullen portal]

lmao

[full roost]

WHY DOES SOMEONE HAVE THAT USERNAME

[native jewel]

😭😭😭😭😭

[full roost]

this is stupid

sorry modz

and mods

ugh

[native jewel]

Go run a stake and take a breather 😭

[full roost]

@meds

[sullen portal]

<@&1133519078540185692>

oh god

why did tha twork

[native jewel]

Bro wtf

[full roost]

I'm timing you out buddy

[sullen portal]

@mods

[full roost]

@moods

[native jewel]

Im gonna accidentally hit an everyone at this rate

[sullen portal]

oh well guess i'll commit seppuku bye everyone

[sullen portal]

we turned it off for us after... the event

[native jewel]

@.everyone

I would have deactivated my account if that worked lmao

[full roost]

anyways sorry for the chaos

[sullen portal]

you gucci

[tepid cave]

Im sorry.

[full roost]

nah i don't mind

i know the risk im taking

[pseudo cedar]

[delicate galleon]

frying

lmfao sorry mods

[tepid cave]

Thank you.

[sharp bay]

Man, I'm so tired I could ride a horse

[fierce pivot]

i just pulled a natural holo negative legendary from a jumbo arcana wtf man

[full roost]

holo negative?

@fierce pivot forgot to reply lol

[fierce pivot]

WAIT no

i just have so many negatives on this run

that when i read the part of the card that explains what a negative is

i thought it was also saying it was negative lol

still tho holo legendary still rare for me def my first time having a foiled legendary

[delicate galleon]

ok lmao i found out why i couldn't share the photo of the cake process

its bcuz discord's ai thinks I'm literally sharing photos of sh

(I obviously am not doing that, I would never do that)

[lament pond]

#GJVY8VRC join up if you want we lowkey need members

[raw seal]

imma use that as a seed on anaglyph

cuz why the not

[pearl flume]

Please choose an ability. Question provided by Gimegamax Charizard Z.

Funky Dealer- You gain a power bar that is charged via electricity, using energy allows you abilities such as laser vision and energising your body parts. You can charge yourself by being electrocuted in anyway. You are immune to electricity.

Make it Funky Now- You gain the ability to enter the internet via any screen that has the access, by navigating the maze like world and finding another connection you can exit via any other screens in the world also connected to the internet.

Ain't Nothing Like a Funky Beat- Gain the ability to move as fast as a speeding bullet in short bursts, allowing you access to movement such as double jumping, speedblitz attacks and spot dodging.

[crystal vault]

Wait wouldn't "Make it Funky Now" work as fast travel?

[glossy fulcrum]

the last one sounds awesome

for day to day stuff

[vale cliff]

Sounds a bit destructive

[glossy fulcrum]

does it? it just seems like fast movement

[delicate galleon]

Ima do that too but on yellow deck bcuz i love cash

[vale cliff]

Especially if you have to “draw a line” between here and there without being able to veer around obstacles

[glossy fulcrum]

i just gotta be careful

at the worst ill get myself hurt

or someone else

[broken sundial]

yeah thats what i did

[broken sundial]

WHAT EVENT

WHAT INCIDENT

[severe aurora]

Bank Robbery.

[dull current]

hello moff topic

[radiant hamlet]

Wordle 1,594 5/6

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[shell blaze]

as a fan of Balatro do you guys recommend Pip My Dice? Heard pretty good things.

[frail nebula]

probably the first one and i just stick a fork into like 20 sockets

[whole cairn]

The eggcident

[whole cairn]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[vital mortar]

make it funky now

has anyone else noticed that packs give you either 6 7 or 69 or is that just me

[vale cliff]

Me without any powers (sigma)

[tepid jacinth]

putting together an outfit for my next airport trip

[alpine condor]

homeboy in new vegas was doing flush fives before it was cool

[vale cliff]

Jacobstown 😭😭😭

Theyre really naming town after random guys now

[ornate nebula]

john city

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how small and round are you?

[vale cliff]

Not very

[tender dragon]

finally beat sanshttps://youtu.be/WB1MA6B81u8?t=4648

[full roost]

bro isn't making it out of the front door

[severe aurora]

he just wanna be true outlaw.

[clear epoch]

What are some unbalanced Balatro mods like yahimod or cryptid

[severe aurora]

crypt of the balatro

[clear epoch]

I just looked that up I don’t see it anywhere

[clear epoch]

???

is that hakita?

[hollow eagle]

balatro #🃏・off-topic is tumblr at home

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

How many children monsters did you beat up for Halloween?

[delicate galleon]

real

[full roost]

Okay but why do some of these names go so hard

Who tf is Dr Nonsense 🙏

pierd 💖

[kind ingot]

Alan

[kind ingot]

Oinky doink

[delicate galleon]

if anybody cares, here's an oc drawing im working on rn

[full roost]

your art is scrumptious i want to EAT it

[full roost]

what implications does Alan bring to the FNAF lore

[kind ingot]

He is Alan he does Alan things

[distant moat]

This game is stupid.

[pseudo cedar]

i like that a lot

[delicate galleon]

:D

lmk if it taste good gng

dude im looking for a last minute halloween costume

[kind ingot]

Hillbilly works without a doubt just jeans a white tee and a long piece of grass

[delicate galleon]

Im abt to go clinically insane

also if i dont find the costume im looking for then i'm gonna get a clown costume

which technically means im gonna be jimbo for halloween

[slow yacht]

pls keeper i need this

my run is kinda ass, i live whit my mom, she tryna kill me now

[latent oak]

Guys what do you think of Timothy

I took it outside to a tree and two days later it came back to the exact same box

[limber hollow]

PvZ

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were elected president, what would 1 policy you'd introduce be ?

[inner mortar]

Assuming it's president of america cause of course it is

Probably just try minimise misinformation

I'm getting shot or assassinated like basically immediately so if the populous can instead realise whatever the hell is going on with that country

Then I'm sure it'll turn out better

-# TL;DR less misinformation --> less misunderstandings --> everyone realises they all want the same thing

[delicate galleon]

I got the clown

So technically im jimbo for christmas

what.

CHRISTMAS???

halloween

[hybrid fjord]

Osteoporosis

[crude plinth]

It might be guarding eggs or something.