🃏・off-topic

[vital mortar]

besides fdr

[arctic cedar]

thats a god tier president

(im still reffering to abraham)

[vital mortar]

imma make a tier list of the us presidents that’s what i’m going to do with my day

[arctic cedar]

please but lincoln in S

put*

[vital mortar]

imagine how different things would be if this happened

[vital mortar]

s++ lincoln tier

[severe aurora]

💳

[vital mortar]

berkano

[sour pilot]

who is that?

[vital mortar]

jeb bush

[severe aurora]

all the elections are base on money.

just like anime girl gacha

[vital mortar]

true

[inner dome]

Holy shit

It's Kris deltarune

[runic merlin]

kris dreemurr

[inner dome]

Why did you do all those war crimes

[runic merlin]

i plead the 5th

[rugged bison]

goodnight balatro discord server

[trail tangle]

Hi im planning on making my own video card game and i made my first design do y'all think its good? (Im not very good at pixel art sorry)

[short vale]

okay, each suit is going to be a different nyan cat thingy

[tribal knoll]

Uiro about to turn your entire hand into sevens

[proud venture]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[vale cliff]

Thin skin

[proud venture]

guy joined the server and immediately posted links to other discord servers, mods removed the messages and the person

[scarlet swift]

La la land bro is so peak

[pearl flume]

Please choose an Artifact:

Cult of Dionysus- A gourd that houses an ever refilling supply of wine. When drunk from you immediately become sociable, charismatic and lovable until you stop being inebriated. Every swig also takes you one step closer to madness.

Fly Away- A winged helmet, when worn it grants the wearer Super speed, able to perceive time twice as slow yet move normally (to them). The longer you wear the helmet the faster time flows without it.

Hot Iron- An ever hot metal handle, fresh from the forge. The handle can generate any tool or weapon from it's hand guard up as long as it requires a handle. The handle is, again, searing hot.

[shell flint]

ya know what that means!

[delicate galleon]

chicken tenders are in my future

chicken tenders are not in my future

my dad's blocking the damn walkway again

[final wren]

Schrodinger's chicken tenders

[delicate galleon]

Bruh i gotta army crawl under my dad probably

bcuz this bum

he sleeps on the sofa bed but for some reason, he insists on not pulling the bed out

so this fuckin guy

will be blocking the walkway

chicken tenders are in my future

[vale cliff]

I dreamt Apple added three new pride flags in my sleep

[delicate galleon]

i wish

[vale cliff]

They were all purple with black crosses for some reason

[crystal vault]

Wack ass mobile controls but these are as good as they're gonna get

[delicate galleon]

tenders

[vale cliff]

I quit terraria mobile because of ts

[delicate galleon]

dude

i think i bit the hell out my lip

like on the inside

it hurts on the left side of my moith

[vale cliff]

F

[tribal knoll]

Played Zacktronics paper ironclads.

So thats was interesting.

[pearl flume]

• I met a strange lady.
• She made me nervous.
• She took me in and gave me breakfast.

[near dagger]

wut

[sharp viper]

Looks like advanced tic-tac-toe

[rugged bison]

Does anyone have the 1X asset of the joker card? Online I only find the 2X version

[severe aurora]

Sicilian mafia sign that 'its already a fish feed'

[rugged bison]

[manic idol]

haui

[rugged bison]

I thought 1X was 71x95

[lime shale]

currently gaslighting my friend that a Pic of an orange I sent is just an unripe pumpkin

[severe aurora]

🎃

[mystic nebula]

I love autumn season
The fact that pumpkins have now natural 20% for having face while spawning is peak

[inner dome]

Hmm
2 cursed artifacts or a mild burn

I'll take the mild burn

[tribal knoll]

Its a Zacktronics game he had with his free book, "Zacklike". (Its an paper adaptation of "Ironclad tactics")

So it basically is Advance tic tac toe.

[inner dome]

Evil fucked up tic tac toe
But for me it's just normal tic tac toe
This is a look into my dark and twisted mind

[inner dome]

Did it work

[lime shale]

nah

[inner dome]

Sad

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

[sour pilot]

the east end boys and the west end girrrrllsss

west end giirrrlsss

[shadow hedge]

what do we think of my 16 most played

[smoky marsh]

is this in order

i need to get dttg on cd, i have all his others on cd

[shadow hedge]

idk

probably

[smoky marsh]

cherry bomb the greatest album since days of sound

[shadow hedge]

its definitely the reason hes a rlly good musician now

[smoky marsh]

Goblin is trash

[shadow hedge]

true

[smoky marsh]

i hate goblin

i’m tired of people saying it’s his best

[shadow hedge]

bstrd is decent but not rlly noteworthy

[shadow hedge]

ive never heard this before

[smoky marsh]

you go on tiktok to people rating his albums then comments people put cherry bomb at last then goblin in they top 5

cherry bomb is LIGHTYEARS better than goblin

[shadow hedge]

ppl who hate on cherry bomb are bandwagoning

[smoky marsh]

-the guy who had 333 plays of CHERRY BOMB (the song) last december)

[shadow hedge]

js because fantano gave it a 3

[smoky marsh]

-the guy who’s first vinyl and cd is cherry bomb

[smoky marsh]

didn’t he rank goblin higher

[shadow hedge]

yep

[smoky marsh]

he’s literally bald

[shadow hedge]

😭

[smoky marsh]

yet his brain is smoother than his head

[shadow hedge]

same guy who gave isolation a strong 7

[smoky marsh]

i be driving blasting cherry bomb at max volume blowing my ears out

[shadow hedge]

some cbomb songs are kinda eh but its overall rlly good

[smoky marsh]

i like every song off cherry bomb

[shadow hedge]

the last part of cherry bomb omgggggg

[smoky marsh]

i like all of CHERRY BOMB

[shadow hedge]

same but the last minute hits different

[smoky marsh]

i mean i wrote a whole essay for fun on the album

[shadow hedge]

damn

oo what about wolf

[smoky marsh]

i did one on wolf too

igor and i rage quit doing one on goblin

[shadow hedge]

fair enough

[smoky marsh]

i wrote my wolf, cherry bomb, and igor all in one day

so

my igor got a rewrite because i decided to name the love interest instead of calling him “love interest”

[shadow hedge]

how long are they

[smoky marsh]

i’ll invite you to a server with them in it

[shadow hedge]

sure

[smoky marsh]

lemme just get them pasted

[severe aurora]

❔🤤

[rose charm]

Lemme put y'all on game ≥_≤

[fallow zinc]

I'm not a femboy

But

....<

[fallow zinc]

I think

Well

Maybe 🤔

[fading hedge]

Joker idea: Inverter

a crazier joker idea: Every Damn Joker

[severe aurora]

but it's too stronger then any legendry jokers.
need to limit something to fit in balance. 🤔

[fading hedge]

its the type shit cryptid would have

[severe aurora]

inverter is very good idea for fit in rare card, but that joker is no more then just meme joker i guess.

[fading hedge]

inverter was the actual idea but then when i was getting the original joker i was like "eh fuck it i'll make this a joker too"

[severe aurora]

👀

[fading hedge]

also i used Balatro jimbo's card factory

[cosmic summit]

so basically infinite jokers?

[fading hedge]

... yeah.

[cosmic summit]

seems balanced

though i think the rarity is a bit overkill

an uncommon seems like a better fit

[fading hedge]

now imagine a few ahnks

getting like 3 or 4 of these and selling them\

just getting like 450 jokers and 900 joker slots

and yet plant still wins

heres another idea: Half-Tone Fool. example: if the joker to the left gives +4 mult this joker will copy it but half it so it gives +2 mult. can be powerful

[severe aurora]

what about lower the value, then give a ability to all the chip, mult+ values?(except mult*)

if it's too strong in stats, can be adjust value later.

cause there's many jokers doesn't affect chip and mult values, so if it's uncommon level rarity, that would become 'too strong or useless' situation quite often. 🤔
(that eventually most in case peopels choose sold this joker to earn money)

[vagrant forge]

chat am i cooked

[severe aurora]

already many jokers are wasted but peoples accept it's okay cause of common rarity

[tame ridge]

That's it
Turns your Hillclimb car into a towing machine

[severe aurora]

Looks very speedy

[crystal vault]

Deep fried from the looks of it

[ripe kraken]

Since it can copy luchador how would it work

[robust basin]

oh...

[fading hedge]

Normal blueprint can not copy luchador as it is incompatible.

[sick heath]

Hello chat I have a jokerstencil card sharp and throwback and an ankh on ante 3 checkered deck what should I do 🤔

[glossy fulcrum]

win

[blazing spade]

Nah, tf is happening in tboi off topic😭 this is why we’re better

[arctic cedar]

joker poker

[deft idol]

zany joker

[sick heath]

Aight thx

[glossy fulcrum]

hehe

[muted ocean]

Guys I am an artist with 10 years of experience, how’s my art?

[vale cliff]

Gay fire

[signal kraken]

TRUE

[vale cliff]

What’s it like living in more progressive countries

I’m literally so sick of casual discrimination irl and being unable to do or say anything about it without looking crazy

[upbeat ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131691975301668945/1430590211552837775/9k.png?ex=68fa5475&is=68f902f5&hm=13421e990a08890fb33e41115c4f1f0ca096ce5b8a06dfad42f5d80e0b105c34&

[deft idol]

it feels amazing

happy I'm where I am rn

compared to back home

[vale cliff]

Is it a Western one?

Sometimes I dream about moving there

Some Asian places are just too… restrictive

I loathe everyone here

[hushed hemlock]

Time for the path of pain (hollow knight)

[vale cliff]

It’s not even their fault; they’re a product of our culture and society, but idc tbh

I deserve to get to hate someone for feeling so much hurt

[still kayak]

platnium

[deft idol]

I'm living in Canada yah

my hometown is pretty much the same, the culture and society are just like that

it's getting better slowly, but it's too slow for me to handle so I picked a uni here

been chilling since

[vale cliff]

I’m not really like depressed or anything

But, God, I literally wouldn’t mind if I just dropped dead

[deft idol]

I think that's a form of sadness

fs

I couldn't survive back home as the me I am rn

visiting family already feels suffocating

but I still love my parents

[vale cliff]

I have mixed feelings towards my family and friends

[deft idol]

I feel that

[vale cliff]

I obviously love them, but literally everyone’s always kinda shitty if you peel back a few layers

[deft idol]

my friends are kinda similar to those back home cuz they are also from there, but they have improved since getting to know me

[vale cliff]

I don’t think good people exist

[deft idol]

that's quite cynical

I believe the world is full of good people

they are just hidden due to the dirt and ash

I'd like to believe I'm a "good" person, but there's people out there who would take offense to the way I live my life

so by that logic I guess there can't be a truly "good" person

impossible to please everyone

[vale cliff]

I think I just believe more and more that love is just the absence of hatred

If someone appears to be gentle and caring on the outside, they have to be guilty of some sin

Especially for the religious and/or traditional folks around here

Just being here makes me want to puke

[deft idol]

I can't argue with that from a personal point of view because even though I don't hold hatred in my heart for anything or anyone, I have done some things in my life I am not proud of

However, I learn from my mistakes and improve

I do my best to spread kindness and love wherever I am

if I didn't then I wouldn't be blessed enough to change the minds of people I encounter in my life for the better

[vale cliff]

Sorry if that sounded targeted btw

I hate myself at least as much as well

[deft idol]

You're all good, no worries.

[deft idol]

Can relate twin

I love others more than I hate myself tho so I try to be the best version of myself when outside

wouldn't do much good if I was depresso espresso all the time

[crystal vault]

I finally beat sans (dw I reset right after)

[robust basin]

Cool

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is a minor inconvenience that plagues your daily life ?

Ex: Mine is that my hair falls out too easily and too fast.

[deft idol]

I don't have a job

[vale cliff]

I have a job

[deft idol]

lucky

[vale cliff]

No, you are

[deft idol]

nah bro I can't buy the things I need because I'm jobless

unfortunately I am still financially dependent on my family and that puts a lot of restrictions on what I can and can't do

[vale cliff]

Oh

I just don’t really buy anything

Like a third of my iPad is black lines and I’m too lazy to get a new one

[deft idol]

fair

I need things myself

sucks I can't get em

[split fable]

"please speed i need this"

[pulsar plinth]

bwerp

[jolly robin]

<@&1133519078540185692> ban this guy and steal his balls pl

[real pecan]

shitpost (thanks to @brazen adder for inspiring me to make this)

[brazen adder]

hai thats me

[unkempt sinew]

for a moment I thought I had clicked on the Baba Is You server by mistake

hi balt, hi cici

anyway,

behold

✨ scaling damage ✨

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

Did you remember to fight for the Diamyo today?

[barren kite]

do these fuckers ever work??

[limber hollow]

In light of recent events in the cs community

[modern heart]

Actually real

[jolly robin]

Real true.

[ornate nebula]

context?

[limber hollow]

So basically cs has rare skins

That costs lots of money and now people can use red skins which are lower than gold

To craft the expensive skins

And that messed up the market so bad

Look at this

[ornate nebula]

that's crazy

[limber hollow]

These where once worth thousands of dollars

Even the worst knifes went down from 90-100$ to 50-60$

[pearl flume]

Hypoglycemia kicking my ass

[glossy fulcrum]

i genuinely could never imagine valuing a virtual asset this highly

especially a cosmetic item in a game

[vale cliff]

It’s valuable because other people pay that much for it

[glossy fulcrum]

still

i mean that doesnt really change my point

i dont see why anyone would value them that much

this is not a critique just a personal thing

[pine owl]

for me csgo and tf2 items always seem ridiculous

people would pay 100 dollars for the most random stuff

[limber hollow]

Millions even

blue gems can go up to 40,000

[white urchin]

rrick: Yo

[obsidian kayak]

im so fucking happy that it finally happened

[earnest yacht]

If anyone has ps plus and loves roguelite cardgames, i super recommend inscryption
Amazing gameplay with an amazing story

Its on sale for just liks £5.59

[mystic nebula]

Crazy?
I was crazy once....

[ornate nebula]

they locked me in a house, a horror house, a horror house with horses

[mystic nebula]

😨

Not the horses

I cant hold them anymore

They might run away

[ornate nebula]

and it's not the house that does the horroring

[steep crypt]

Have fun

[silk gale]

@brittle talon https://youtu.be/pjOzCxkyKYY?si=gIrobdi6NiP6egUA This

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. Every level of black bar, a new clue.

||Ain't short like bush, ain't thin like vine.||
||Ain't no flowers got roots like mine.||
||I ain't no veggie and I ain't no kelp.||
||Ain't none as tall, I do say myself.||

The answer: ||Tree||

[mystic nebula]

heathcliff 🩷

[pastel glen]

New Planet Card Incoming

https://www.saltwire.com/newfoundland-labrador/atlantic-skies-planet-y

[odd oxide]

Painting is hard

[broken sundial]

can i send stickers her

nope

[vital mortar]

she makin biscuits on me while i play

[fallow zinc]

....<

[glossy fulcrum]

sayaka!!!!

[inner dome]

The car has been alerted

[glossy fulcrum]

this is false because ive never used that

i have used >_< tho

[fallow zinc]

Ts so skinky

[glossy fulcrum]

what

[fallow zinc]

Skink

That is skink

And when I see the skink I say "skinky"

Because skink+kinky

I like femboys

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[inner dome]

:|

0_0

-_-

0_0

[glossy fulcrum]

miau :3

[inner dome]

I gotta get out of here

[glossy fulcrum]

whyy

:(

[odd oxide]

Update

[inner dome]

...
Yknow
Why don't sexist men fuck other men

[glossy fulcrum]

thats so true

men be like women suck and still be straight

[inner dome]

Sex

[fallow zinc]

I'm not sexist

[inner dome]

Nonono

You aren't

[fallow zinc]

Can I not fuck men😞

[inner dome]

I'm just wondering why they don't

[fallow zinc]

Are you a woman

?

[inner dome]

Nonbinary

[fallow zinc]

Oh

Idk what that entails but cool

[deft idol]

they are 01, as their name suggests

[fallow zinc]

Oh yes

001110111101000110101

Is ts non-binary rizz

010101110100001010101100101110101010

[inner dome]

I'm aroace

[deft idol]

lemme see

[fallow zinc]

You shoot bows?

[deft idol]

apparently not

[fallow zinc]

That's cool ig

[inner dome]

Aromamtic and asexual

[deft idol]

little to no romantic or lusty joker attraction

[fallow zinc]

Ik

I just act dumb

Because funny

I'm the opposite

I want to rail femboys

My friend is in thighland

He won't send me pictures 😞😞😞

[deft idol]

I've noticed that majority don't like it when you say stuff like that fr

[deft idol]

no game

[fallow zinc]

[inner dome]

Comedy

[deft idol]

comedy in jimbo server

[inner dome]

Why the fuck is she green

[fallow zinc]

Guys

An 010101s

Is it ok to use seeds to get wat you want as opposed to rolling the seed like 503 times to get what you want

[glossy fulcrum]

teah

play the game however you want

[somber steeple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jCAyPai2Y

[sharp bay]

Its viscera cleanup detail 10th anniversary!!!

Hip hip

Hooray!!!

[deft idol]

if #🕹・game-discussion read this they would be very upset

[glossy fulcrum]

good thhing i didnt say it there

:3

[deft idol]

indeed

[pine owl]

she's currently getting poisoned by a status effect its unfortunate

[near dagger]

Who's winning this?

[inner dome]

Splatoon

[crude plinth]

I feel like it depends on how ink factors into this.
Is ink harmful to normal humans?
I think for the most part K-Pop Demon Hunter Humans win.

[glossy fulcrum]

what is he pondering

[wise cloud]

flush 5

[still kayak]

https://www.twitch.tv/dougdoug

QUICK

96 401

46 901*

KAHOOT

CODE

DOG MAN

[frozen dune]

Today is my birthday and I got some new beanie babies! Compled the Mr and Mrs set and got 9 out of 12 birthday months.

[raw matrix]

i like these 2

[vagrant hearth]

Are you thinking what I’m thinking

[vital mortar]

kpop demon hunters obviously

[odd oxide]

Progress

[pearl flume]

Please choose a genre (Comedy, Action, Horror, ect) before clicking the black bar.

||Turns out you're the main character in a show with THIS tag, how do you feel ? What's gonna happen ?||

[crystal vault]

Not sure if anime counts, but if it does, probably getting isekai'd

[queen hawk]

Ggs bro i chose like the type of horror where NO ONE gets out, including protag, protag gets killed more gruesome

[signal umbra]

@sweet merlin these bums

[ornate nebula]

i'd win

[lone monolith]

goodnight @everyone

[vale cliff]

Bro is not Egg 💀

[pearl flume]

-Playing Pubg for the first time.
-Catches a guy off guard and crouches to befriend him.
-2 minutes later he tries to shoot me in the back.
-Point blank range indoor panzerfaust.
-Our bodies were never found.

[severe aurora]

preference of Pink and Purple is statistically proven

[severe aurora]

either no one can't win the kids(actual audience)

[odd oxide]

Hat detour

[vale cliff]

How do you expect me to read this without the greentext arrows?

[ornate nebula]

chigoat mentioned

[gray harness]

evil-ass genre where the main character dies in a horrible way
||OH NO||

[severe aurora]

but at least those are devoted in purpose.
some games are even pull the corpse in most of gacha.

[exotic lark]

v sau

[pearl flume]

I'm gonna replay every Pokémon generation from Fire red to ZA. Wish me luck.

[pine owl]

with how many games there is that sounds insane

[pine owl]

za is a spinoff so that implies spinoffs included

which is terrifying

[fading flax]

does anyone know how stable samsung a17 holds up balatro

its my only phone 😅

[sharp anchor]

probably gonna do fine since its a new phone

[fading flax]

i hope itd be fine if i play 3 hrs max

[sharp anchor]

oh it probably will

[glossy fulcrum]

“Sources: wikipedia, reddit”
how reliable

[sharp anchor]

eh who cares

[glossy fulcrum]

this is mostly a jab at google’s ai overview

[sharp anchor]

that's chatgpt x3

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah i mean its not like reddit’s always wrong

[sharp anchor]

you're obviously gonna take reddit advice with a grain of salt

i do see your point

[glossy fulcrum]

my main point is that the ai takes from potentiall unreliable sources

[fading flax]

even with no vhs effect, shake and animation?

[sharp anchor]

reddit is like half the internet lol it's a rough lineup

i agree though

[glossy fulcrum]

true

anytime i google my issues reddit comes up

[sharp anchor]

it seems redditors put out a lot of false information

[fading flax]

hehe its a budget phone for college and medium task, i play clash royale and i have the 8gb variant

[glossy fulcrum]

just what happens

i love spreading misinfo!!

[sharp anchor]

kind of what happens when you give regular people the opportunity to speak their truth with no repercussion

[fading flax]

thank you for responding my question @sharp anchor @severe aurora

[sharp anchor]

seems the reddit conclusion was pretty much on point this time @glossy fulcrum

[glossy fulcrum]

whew

[sharp anchor]

unfathomable event

wtf are u talking about man

[fading flax]

in my third world country, this phone is already a semi luxury 😔

hmm, does it offer the longetivity that samsung has? guaranteed longer software updates

yeah

eitherway im grateful to have this phone 😁

id want an s series or google pixel

something that is small, and dead ass square-ish

i like those designs

wow, what would you recommend if sayyy im already well off 🤣

your personal choice

maybe

wait i guess

256gb and 12 ram is just enough for me

lots of executives in here use the stylus pretty often

they swung it with pride

🤣

[stuck kite]

Yuck

[fading flax]

is that the background refresh feature?

dude what, thats not possible

isnt it ram sufficient

hmmm wouldnt that cause the imbalance in the phone market for the socio class

would updates be that limiting 😔

or phone farm 🤣 maybe its not what it used to be

[alpine charm]

Got to geeked and now I’m in the decimals

[full roost]

yahiamicing it

mucho texto 🔥

[little valley]

Hey folks. In today's break we're back with more work complaints. Here, a quiet early shift gave me hope to stay in a good mood until 9:00, but a barrage of orders while I was alone and a slew of inconveniences interrupting my workflow made me want to rip someone's spine out with my bare hands. Enjoy the video.

[ionic igloo]

Yo what’s ur guys favorite fruit

[magic sun]

bet i can guess urs

[leaden depot]

If I had to guess, I'd say kiwi

[delicate galleon]

im baking cake

8 minutes left until i gotta check on the cake

I could actually check it now

hold pls

cake good

[dusty lynx]

dumb queston time

who would you pick up on this server, and put them on your shelf as a decoration?

[delicate galleon]

Localthunk himself is going on the shelf

hmmmm

y'know what

everybody actively in this server gets on the shelf

[near dagger]

JARVIS, connect this to TF.

[delicate galleon]

your all going on the shelf

anyways

the cake

ik theres a piece missing

im eating it.

scrumptious

I'll airship a piece to anybody who wants it, trust 🫡

[dusty lynx]

me!

[delicate galleon]

bet

It'll be there in 2 business years

[crystal vault]

Your taking too long IS TAKING TOO LONG

[ornate magnet]

PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING

[delicate galleon]

Aye aye captain 🫡

[ornate magnet]

[delicate galleon]

its

its a vanilla cake

with melted vanilla frosting on top

of course it taste like diabetes

and literally when i pack it up to take to school next week, im gonna frost it again

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You are a knight, you were chosen with the utmost important duty of guarding the princess of our kingdom. Everywhere she goes you follow, protecting her at all time. However hard you try though, you can not protect her from emotional harm.

She is to be wedded to a prince she's never met in a kingdom far, far away. Heartbroken and in secret, she requests you find away to help her get out of this mess.

Your loyalty is technically to the crown itself, not her. But that's for you to decide, what will you do ?

[deft idol]

Option 1: Run away with her

Option 2: Do nothing, because realistically there is nothing else I can do

[near dagger]

Hell yeah.

[near dagger]

Disguise myself as the prince and ragebait the local barbarian horde into attacking the prince's kingdom, hopefully leading to the arranged marriage having to be called off.

Besides, as she's the princess, she'll hopefully grow up to wear the queen's crown, so my loyalty is still with her, even if it's technically to the crown.

[crystal vault]

I'm going option 2 personally, because I ain't gonna try and run away with anyone

[deft idol]

fair

the hero of this story gets beheaded for picking option 1

[near dagger]

I chose option 3.

[queen hawk]

Option 108?

[deft idol]

what is option 3

pray tell

[near dagger]

#🃏・off-topic message

[dull current]

sup gaymers

[coral field]

Playing poker for the first time in a bit (am I doing it right?)

[potent plinth]

no, you need to pop the popcorn

[severe aurora]

@sleek sail 🐰

[lime shale]

🙏😭

[deft idol]

I did read that but didn't realize you typed that lol

[frail summit]

at least you got an upload speed

[magic cliff]

Hi hello, off topic: i hate you

[severe aurora]

🤡 💬 Then Let's BURN..

[full roost]

my bag of cookies came with these conjoined twins

[full roost]

worker class roffle

jobffle

[delicate galleon]

workfle

[full roost]

employffle

[delicate galleon]

Green apples

[bold rain]

Mitosis

[turbid canopy]

it looked like they were floating 😭

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Own a secluded mansion far up in a forest mountain.
Or
Own a building in the heart of a metropolis city.

[simple sigil]

Is how much fun you have tied to the difficulty you played in the game?

[vale cliff]

No

Experts find black deck mains lead the most fulfilling lives

[scenic bear]

Build a house underwater

[sand valley]

mansion;
i will sell it and buy a house where i want and have money left over

[neat holly]

Metropolis city

I can get as much money as selling the mansion from just a month of rent

[full roost]

okay so slots are okay for children but cards are too much

[fallow vortex]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdcB2hMx/

I think i will be banned

[deft idol]

@ mods

[regal terrace]

Yup buddy

[deft idol]

bro thinks he's slick

[glad crow]

Is that ur other acc?

[deft idol]

[regal terrace]

Fakh nah

Guys

Kitty kitty

My kitty kitty

Other kitty kitty

[deft idol]

I want to pet the car

[pearl flume]

"This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms.
Whatever we face we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart
No matter the place we can light the world, here's how to start:
Greet the world with open arms."

[scenic bear]

Aubrey pfp🔥🔥

[wind estuary]

@scenic bear

[scenic bear]

?

[full roost]

aubring it rn

and by "it", heh... let's just say my spiked bat

(im bashing it against people's skulls)

[scenic bear]

You should be careful doing it, It Can Hunt other people!

[full roost]

off topic turning into omor channel rn

[scenic bear]

Even better

[full roost]

tw: very sad stuff

-# /j

[scenic bear]

Sad reaction

[full roost]

babil noooo

:c

[sour pilot]

luigi house

[wind estuary]

@whole junco @whole junco

[whole junco]

What do you want

[slow yacht]

finished this song (just that lol

[slow yacht]

is it for some sort of game cause it sounds like a ultrakill soundtrack

lol

[verbal acorn]

not really idk

seems more like dmc or smthn

[signal kraken]

[verbal acorn]

never seen this before

some gacha slop?

[pastel laurel]

i graduated today man

i’m so sad

but this is a good sad

idk how it is in western countries but do teachers normally cry at graduation

cus that was the nail in the coffin tbh

[severe aurora]

why not? baskin robbins 31 waiting for you. 😏 🎓

[pastel laurel]

we don’t have a baskin robins where i’m from 😭

[severe aurora]

one funny thing is, McDonalds pay much wage then most of 'college degree require' jobs.

[pastel laurel]

really? i might do watering this year due to our tourism and the amount of tips we normally get in summer

[severe aurora]

when you get work over 4 years in single job, bet new employee got pay 1.3~1.5 times more then you're 4 years payments.
cause they can't get labor from market in same level wage as yours.
all the new youth isn't exist in either as customer or as labor market supplyments.

[pastel laurel]

that’s so crazy wow

time to make my own company ig

so i can just pay myself

[severe aurora]

those are all the 'Developed Country's dump to next gen' issues.
but even in 'developing countries' in many youth populations, same thing happen in much dramatic scales.

[pastel laurel]

yea i’m from south africa and it seems very relevant here

youth unemployment is really high

[severe aurora]

cause either governments collect taxes from income, not the property.
and same estate issues all the globes.

[sleek merlin]

a few days ago i had a dream (or nightmare, it depends) where my legal name got changed to "Charles Minecraft" against my will and i kept begging for people to use my old name but they were insisting on calling me fucking charles minecraft

[severe aurora]

if it's 1970~1980 days, unemployment youth in developing countries like these days couldn't possible.

[full roost]

@placid lintel @primal spear
now what you're gonna want to do is make the first number of the second row and the two first numbers of the third row become 0 (so it looks like a little staircase), and to do that you have to multiply all the numbers of the first row by the same number, in a way where the first number becomes the opposite of the first number of the row you want to put the 0 in.

so this happens:
1, 1, -3, 10 gets multiplied by -2 to get -2, -2, 6, -20

and then you add the first and second rows

-2, -2, 6, 20
2, -1, 1, 2

gives us

0, -3, 7, 22

[placid lintel]

My 10th grade brain is too dumb for this 🥺

Can you teach me

[full roost]

i mean I can solve it on a piece of paper

[primal spear]

I'm in computer science and I still have no clue wtf that is lmao

[full roost]

if the text is too hard

[placid lintel]

Yes plz

[full roost]

okay hold on

[ornate nebula]

reminds me of this one dream i had where i was told to go to this place called "wibble wobble" but i didn't know where it was and it wasn't on google maps so i ended up having to ask random people "can you please tell me where wibble wobble is" and it was just a mortifying experience

[full roost]

done

taking a picture of it rn

[primal spear]

it taKES 15 MJNUTES?

[full roost]

no it takes way less but I also wrote explanations

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[full roost]

and my dad called me for a minute

[full roost]

hey skinky

[glossy fulcrum]

haiz

[full roost]

okay so the quality is quite ass so I'll explain anything you can't read

@placid lintel if you're in 10th grade I'm pretty sure you can solve the last system

[placid lintel]

I haven't been in school for like 2-3 years....

[primal spear]

Yeah no tomorrow I gotta start studying math so I'm not doing any math tonight

[full roost]

ohhh you said you had a 10th grade brain

not that you were in 10th grade

my bad then I'll solve it real quick

[placid lintel]

Well both r true tbf ig i shoulds specified

[full roost]

ugh it flipped on its side

it's solved from bottom to top

so read it like that

[placid lintel]

I now understand the concept

I still couldn't solve it by myself

[primal spear]

Oh so that's just the normal way of solving 3 variables but fancy-

[full roost]

exactly

it's a shortcut I guess

cause doing it the normal way takes ages

[full roost]

it's like watching a vsauce video

and who doesn't love vsauce?

[placid lintel]

I love Vsauce

He's right outside my house

[full roost]

internet mathematicians are the best thing that happened to this world

[full roost]

or... is he?

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Your home security is great.

[placid lintel]

Or... Is it?

[full roost]

never change michael

okay now y'all can go to sleep knowing you had a free math lesson

balatro but you have to calculate everything yourself

[placid lintel]

I tried that

[full roost]

realatro

yeah I think it's just called math

[tepid cave]

Wait a minute, isnt the first one x= -4 ?

[full roost]

no? x+6 = 10

10-6 = 4

[tepid cave]

But we were thought if you have x=+10 and flip the 10, then its -10

[full roost]

the thing is you don't have to do that

x+6 = 10

you move the 6 to the other side

x = 10-6

[tepid cave]

Oh I forgot then I would have just x-10+6 then the x wouldnt have nothing

[full roost]

yeah you have to isolate the x

[tepid cave]

Yeah my bad.

[full roost]

nah no problem

[prime needle]

@fading swan you should play hollow knight

[fading swan]

no

why are you pinging me here

[prime needle]

Why not

[fading swan]

Mods this guy is harassing me please ban him

[tender dragon]

i agree with this msg (totally not biased)

[prime needle]

No buddy

Mods convince him to play holloy knight

[undone olive]

These rarities suck

Its like if baron was rare and mail in rebate was common

Average archaeologist run

How is pirate very rare and archaeologist rare

Arch is so much better

[fathom kiln]

or 3rd and most likely outcome, yamal does barely nothing all game, someone else steps up and barca win the game

[regal terrace]

Real

[still kayak]

Foolish dog
Wanted a second dinner
His greed will consume him

[scarlet bridge]

My commission is complete, new profile pic

[undone olive]

omg no way

[jolly robin]

@ is this real?

[inner dome]

I made an evil smash bros arena

7570M 1590 if anyone wants to join my evil fucked up shenanigans

[pearl flume]

You need someone "out of the picture". Who's the one for the job ?

[gray harness]

tf is this anymore...

[tribal knoll]

Get ready nerds; we're about to balatro irl.

[tribal knoll]

All these assassins seem competent enough for normal tasks; but only one of them getting that damn sentry spam outta the way of the payload on Hightower.

[scarlet swift]

i want to learn a sport just to watch it and feel like a professional

[ionic shadow]

I watch ufc and have never been in a fight or trained

[scenic bear]

You Will not Fell like a professional

[scarlet swift]

trust i will

[glossy fulcrum]

if im seeing things right all of these people are in a picture

[dense salmon]

Y TÜ TE VAS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[covert schooner]

LUIGI NO

[weak breach]

I'm playing a shitty knock off version for shits and giggles rn and I have 80K on ante 7 lmaooo

[weak breach]

they fucked up the code and every reroll in the shop gives you 100$ -1 for every reroll

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats better, chicken or beef (or tofu if your vegan/vegetarian)?

[versed seal]

I bet $100 no one can beat me in poker

[weak breach]

chicken imo

[final wren]

chicken

[weak breach]

honestly depends

fish might be #1

more versatile imo

u can eat it raw, boiled, fried, cooked, baked

[versed seal]

Paul Bearer Can't beat me, Doyle Bronson can't beat me No one can beat me.

https://discord.com/discovery/applications/755827207812677713

[weak breach]

really hope I don't get banned for posting this lol

I have the game guys

I'm just playing the shitty one for fun

was lowk a little scared to ping mods

[verbal sierra]

guys check the poll (if you don't know what i mean its a deltarune reference)

[weak breach]

should I just sell the blueprint and here and try to waste all my money on a negative one?

[crystal vault]

OH GOD IT'S THE ROARING KNIGHT

[verbal sierra]

i concur

[weak breach]

we're cooking now guys

[versed seal]

If the Undertaker played poker, Death would be my name

[weak breach]

rest in peace balala run

sad

3 legendaries showed up in this run, I think they fungled the math a bit

[vale cliff]

What the hell is that font

[weak breach]

knock of balalala

[glossy fulcrum]

why

just play balatro

[weak breach]

I was bored and wanted to check out knockoffs

[glossy fulcrum]

.

[weak breach]

It wasn’t really fun lol

Wellll

[orchid pelican]

the best item in the game by far

[pine owl]

god i hate glitched crown with a passion ngl

boring ass item

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1261
🎮 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1261

[regal terrace]

Bro you playin balatro on excel?

Powerpoint?

[ornate nebula]

the drink

[odd oxide]

It's finished methinks

[vale cliff]

Really well done

[full roost]

Middle

[vale cliff]

Left people, imagine being wrong

[magic cliff]

Hi hello general reminder: I HATE YOU

[whole junco]

Well I also hate you now

[magic cliff]

Yro'ue misspelled ink in yeou'r username

[whole junco]

No I didn’t

[magic cliff]

Yes you didn'tn't

[whole junco]

Nuh uh

[magic cliff]

Uh huh

[whole junco]

Nuh uh uh

[magic cliff]

Uh huh huh huh

[whole junco]

Nuh uh uh uh uh

[magic cliff]

When the worlds were built one thing was set in stone:
The creatures shall discover world on their own
But one little critter never did choose to think
His name? 86 bottles of Chinese nik

[whole junco]

I don’t even like ink

Yucky ink

[magic cliff]

perish 🤌🟣

[whole junco]

Nuh uh

[whole junco]

Shut up mr bird

[glossy fulcrum]

varies depending on where u live

[brave sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318402077659103232/1431862035724894299/image0.jpg?ex=68ff9db0&is=68fe4c30&hm=714bb0c94319d1bd859f1940df56df807da480de1bf964a1933ea159dd32d3a9&

[dense salmon]

2-1

[cloud tangle]

Met Mr jimbo balatro himself at a ren faire

[eternal swan]

I have a feeling the person who made this may be a little angry at human resources

just a hunch

[obsidian kayak]

i mean hr are not exactly good people

[inner dome]

Holy shit John balatro

[regal terrace]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP0xyTtEdIM/?igsh=NTh0dWo4cXpxdnBl

shkzuka_000007

A laughing beauty of the vintage village looks so peaceful 😍
#nature #village #funny #fyp #viral

Instagram

[regal terrace]

Off topic but this should be a joker

[gray harness]

corn goes boom, now everyone gone

[round ruin]

ARC Raiders will be released <t:1761816600:R>

I can't wait for it.

[full roost]

bullied this guy a little bit

[glossy fulcrum]

pvz fusion 💖

im close to beating odyssey evolved with yunyao yoke

im not insane you are

[gray harness]

Hello, not insane you are, the name's Crazy Dave, but you can just call me Crazy Dave

[glossy fulcrum]

kills you

[gray harness]

nuh-uh, intensive carrot

[glossy fulcrum]

yuh uh

[little valley]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-h2r50bhc50&lc=UgzhVHgGJYZm6OCepp94AaABAg&si=CsKzK5ZEQf1Abqhl

Made a funny comment

[lyric iron]

wtf

for a moment there was a plants vs zombies image

[dense salmon]

Can I do e78 with these jokers? 😿

I have a 10 hand size

[robust marlin]

Bought a Bicycle standard as i want to start a little collection of decks (Bicycle & more). Am i possessed by the spirit of Jimbo to do such a thing?

[robust marlin]

It's a blue deck btw

[sharp bay]

Why so blue

[robust marlin]

It was the only one on sale (aside for other variants); no red deck

But i plan to buy that very soon

[whole junco]

Get an old dusty one for no

Uhh

Faces

Heads

[robust marlin]

They even have (Bicycle website) a waterproof version of a deck

[sharp bay]

Heads? Where?

[robust marlin]

Like plastic

[whole junco]

Was it called faces or heads

[robust marlin]

My grandpa's deck has no face cards

[whole junco]

Ok

Got it

No faces

Called faces

[robust marlin]

The joker in the deck that I bought is so silly with his bicycle...why can't we have a bicycle joker in the game?

[sharp bay]

No heads 😞

[sharp bay]

Ay caramba

[rain elm]

the jetts won a game

[glossy fulcrum]

rahhhh

absolute mess of a defense

for context

[neon grove]

Did nubbys just die

[fickle flower]

They may

[rancid patrol]

well my girlfriend of 3 years just broke up with me

jesus man

i don't even know where to say this to or why i'm putting it here

in survival mode, i guess

i guess it just... feels like i just went photochad into the plant..

[vale cliff]

Would it detract from your situation if I said I was literally deliberating about posting something like this here?

Regardless, I’m sorry

I know that really hurts

[rancid patrol]

it wouldn't, no

[rancid patrol]

thank you

i'm trying man

life be rough huh

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is your least favourite animal (not including insects) and why ?

[rancid patrol]

humans, without a doubt

humans can be great but the unpredictable nature of everybody in your life— family, friends, lovers—

it’s caused me a great deal of pain

and i’m totally not biased right now given my recent loss

but, yeah, humans

[vale cliff]

Same, and the vast majority of strangers are probably shit

I hope everyone here is good tho, y’all seem okay

[sharp bay]

I'm okay

[rancid patrol]

i hope you’re good too

[sharp bay]

Vultures maybe, bunch of weirdos

Brb gonna sleep like a rock for 12 hours straight

[vale cliff]

I don’t know why I’m lying tbh

I guess I just default to assuming people suck in some way until I get to fully know them

[rancid patrol]

i don't think people inherently "suck" or are "bad" or good

everybody always does things with best intentions in mind, usually

even if that hurts others sometimes

people suck, yeah, but we're all just trying our best

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

Harrin ellison is inside your walls and is speaking to you in his iconic, hateful rage and you dont know when he will strike...

What do you do?

(its the guy who made 'I have no mouth and I must scream')

[dull edge]

cockroaches

[neat sundial]

Hyenas. I don't want to say why.

[neat sundial]

No

People often do things with subpar or even malicious/evil intent.

[severe aurora]

even they print weeb card nowdays.. 🤔

[vale cliff]

Real

[pine owl]

didnt play this game in a while and did alternate heroes and made an infinite that can beat any fight on turn onr

[balmy forge]

pirated around the sea

straight into the pirate bay

been playing ac4

[whole junco]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cw9yTyxEpaM
I FOUND THE DAMN ADD

[jolly robin]

Me after black deck gold stake:

[magic cliff]

Hi hello black deck gold stake is really easy actually you are just really really really really really really bad at the game

[jolly robin]

Sorry I gusse I'll just paint the wall with my brains then :((

[magic cliff]

Hi hello you shouldn't do that because being dead makes you unable to be mad at me.

[whole junco]

Hello mr evil fun hater 2013…

[magic cliff]

Hi hello Mr Chinese man

I hate you

[jolly robin]

Sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be mad at you

Sorry you suck >:(

[whole junco]

I hate you too

[jolly robin]

meant to be read with venomous rage

[whole junco]

What’s the 🇰🇿 for mister

[warped oasis]

Wow so cool

Everyone glaze this please

[jolly robin]

Are you a king cause I wanna x2 mult with you? :3

[warped oasis]

awwww thanks 🩵 🩵🩵

[regal terrace]

Pickup line dry like oops all 6's on ante 1

[jolly robin]

:((

[sour pilot]

the thin bug with 1 million shoes

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. Every level of black bar, a new clue.

||I hang around for a living.||
||Standing so tall between land and the sky.||
||Keeping watch over your tilling||
||Murders and flocks kept away and awry.||

The answer: ||Scarecrow||

[regal terrace]

Hal riddle

If you dig a 6 foot hole
How deep is that hole?

[full roost]

Like 20 ft

[full roost]

the tribphone

the iBoulet

[full roost]

SAT question
What color is a carrot

[regal terrace]

Uhh

Yea i think its a carrot

[scenic bear]

The same as me

[full roost]

idk about carrots

[full roost]

nah they did my boy Señor Mimo wrong he ain't do nun

free my homeboy

[warped oasis]

Noooo

[somber steeple]

Yes :3

[severe aurora]

👴

[cloud light]

right people got ratio'd

[severe aurora]

it's depends on traffic law and car manufactors. why blame it to users. 😏

drag them in to fight, and sold more guns cars. 🗨️ 🤡

[undone olive]

live laugh google sheets

yes obviously unfinished

but this was really fun to make

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

homo

[somber steeple]

😳

[severe aurora]

why not hobo? 😏 🏚️

[undone olive]

vagabond reference

[severe aurora]

but that's too old one.

[glossy fulcrum]

cuz i wanna home :<

[severe aurora]

you should act like 7 yo roblox kids.

[severe aurora]

but you can't.
all the billionare chinese got.

[glossy fulcrum]

im femboy

[glossy fulcrum]

dang

[somber steeple]

Chinese?

[severe aurora]

wanna heard CCP members? 💀

they already hoarding estates, from sold golds.

[somber steeple]

They sell their niche chinese babies

[severe aurora]

nah, no one purchase those.

we got clanky babes. 🤤 🤖

[glossy fulcrum]

damn whats up with the slurs

[severe aurora]

not joking, even china automation grow up insane speeds that they even not saticify from cheapest labor costs there.

[jolly robin]

Why is he staring right into my soul? 😭

[somber steeple]

Because hes the one and only alroleo

[thorny summit]

Hiii uhm sorry for asking but do you guys know any good like productivity or habit tracker app? Like drop anything at all. I want it to be kinda gamified because uhm like i find it very hard rn to do even basic stuff. It just doesn’t work in my brain sorry <3.
Also uhm if you want id love to talk to you or add you im p lonely <3

[inner dome]

Oh
I hate that

Mega starmie ahh gif

[full roost]

mega starmie makes me so fucking mad istg

[inner dome]

I love mega starmie