🃏・off-topic

[inner dome]

Ppwer

[tall tangle]

Just always go ten feet lower than your target destination

[inner dome]

Intended

[tall tangle]

Or 11 feet and you can look like you jumped a lil bit

[tall tangle]

I intend to go 10 feet in the ground below my house

:3

[modern heart]

honestly just memorize teleportation locations with water and teleport above lakes n shit

[tall tangle]

Then you're super limited tho

[modern heart]

luckily there is a lot of water

[tall tangle]

Yeah but most of it isn't in very helpful locations

[inner dome]

With that you're actually intending to go to the house floor and you'd teleport 10 feet above it

[tall tangle]

I'm intending to go 10 feet underground

[inner dome]

You will go 20 feet underground

[tall tangle]

It said ten feet higher than intended

[inner dome]

Ok I have a better idea

[tall tangle]

Not lower

[inner dome]

Changing the poll

[tall tangle]

Okie

Any of y'all like powerscaling btw? I'm bored and wanna debate

[inner dome]

I'm so smart

[modern heart]

teleporting above a lake still works out pretty well, but makes smaller swimming pools harder to use

as for flight is really depends on the speed

[mystic nebula]

this game man 💔

i just wanna play in peace 💔

@modern heart

[modern heart]

Checks out

lmao

what caused it?

[mystic nebula]

big tentacle monolith monsters

[modern heart]

Violet Dusk I think?

Or Noon

I forget

[mystic nebula]

they are HE

so like the scond one

[modern heart]

Spoilers ||They nuke the main room for the departments they are in, after that its just a race against the clock to kill them before they start causing breaches.||

[mystic nebula]

yeah they just ||nuked 2 the like healing rooms and 5 people died||

and im trying to minimalize deaths as possible

so like restart of day

[modern heart]

yeah, thats how i played lol

Wht day are you on?

[tall tangle]

That flight is pretty peak

20ft is quite a bit and still saves energy

[mystic nebula]

20

i just misslicked and killed whole information team with a der freischutz shot

i only wanted to send someone to him

[modern heart]

BRUH

yeah he does that lol

good abnormality though

[mystic nebula]

i just missclicked again in the same way 😭

[modern heart]

okay now thats just silly

[mystic nebula]

i got punishing bird

[modern heart]

top 4 funniest birds ngl

[mystic nebula]

the birdo

[modern heart]

big fan

it was my first chosen abnormality

[mystic nebula]

mine first were fairies

but like i didnt understood the game by that point

[final wren]

Mind if I post a video?

so, yes?

[severe aurora]

depends on banana what kind of contents.

[final wren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3i7pffkIJg
How's about this?

[severe aurora]

card army in alice was quite old one. 🤔 💭 👴

i'm still barely remembered..

[jolly robin]

DO not COMMIT TAX FRAUD

:]

[tall tangle]

commits tax fraud cutely

[vivid barn]

@everyone

“IMPORTANT!

Discord has just made an announcement: It's bad news, there's a possibility of a cyber attack event taking place tomorrow or later tonight on all social networks, including Discord. There will be people trying to send you gory images, racist insults, filthy pictures, and there will also be IP thieves, hackers and doxxers.

I advise you not to accept friend requests from people you don't know, and to remain cautious. Also spread this message to other servers or communities where you have admin or owner permissions, and use mentions to spread the warning. I hope everyone stays safe.

Also, make sure you're offline tomorrow or at night, as this will reduce the risk to you. If possible, send this message to your friends to spread the word more quickly. I repeat, remain cautious.

It doesn't matter if it's true or not, the important thing is for everyone to be vigilant on this delicate subject.

Feel free to share this information with your servers too, if you have any. It could be a false alarm, but if it isn't, it's better to warn as many people as possible!

(This is copy and pasted from other servers. Please stay safe!!)

Don‘t come at us saying it‘s not true or stuff. We simply care about your safety and it‘s better to send it in than NOT sending it in. Try not to be chronically online tomorrow people. This is a precaution.

from a different server”

just to be safe

just wanna warn people

[split fable]

riff raff

[ornate nebula]

full house

[glad crow]

obelisk

[ornate nebula]

obby licks mentioned

[high otter]

credit card my goat

who needs interest when you can be in debt

[fresh wharf]

this is fake btw

[glad crow]

that's the very essence of balatro, isnt it?

[vivid barn]

it is

lol im dumb

my friend said that

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Spell:

Heed- The caster's next sentence will be listened to, understood and thought about by all within earshot, ignoring and replacing all current thoughts.

Hark- The caster's next message will be heard by the intended recipient regardless of distance, as long as the caster knows their true name and face. The recipient will can recognize your voice.

Hear- The caster's next words will be spoken telepathically to anyone within sightline that the caster wishes to speak to, the recipient will hear their own voice speak.

[pine owl]

heed is single thought hivemind hark is just a telepathic message and hear is to cause chaos. id take hark since its the only one that isnt evil villain abilities

[high otter]

I LOVE FAKE GAMBLING

[crystal vault]

Heed would be funniest

But gimmie hark

Hark is most useful

[pine owl]

god i have 2 games i wanna replay now kinda bad

crosscode and bug fables

[karmic slate]

Filthy pictures? 😈

[inner dome]

Bad news

The word skibidi...

Is dying out

[ornate nebula]

skibidi jimbo save us

[vital mortar]

too bright

[tacit lava]

Chat i need some motivation to draw help pls🥹

[sharp bay]

Draw or I'll come to your house and destroy your fine china

[tacit lava]

NOOO NOT THE FINE CHINA

OK ILL DRAW

[sharp bay]

You got 3 hours

[severe aurora]

🤖 💬 A.I. will replace your position.

[tacit lava]

nuh uhhh

[severe aurora]

🤡💬 there's always someone got much talent then yours.

very motivate

[tacit lava]

reported for harassment💔 /j

No but seriously why would you

Twin what

[vital mortar]

balatro reference in dbd no way

[upbeat ginkgo]

Real

[vital mortar]

get it HANDS

[high otter]

| | I
|| | —

[jolly robin]

I luv her :]

[vital mortar]

both my girls:)

[sour pilot]

KITTY

[sour pilot]

you can has cheeseburger

[pearl flume]

M.O.A riddle. Every layer of black bar, a new clue.

||I soothe your mind with my embrace, your aching, I've a balm.||
||Your cares to melt, your eyes weigh harsh with memories and calm.||
||Our every waking moment shared, our every dream caressed.||
||I wait for you here every night, until our time to rest.||

The answer: ||Bed||

[severe aurora]

MOAR KAT

[high otter]

mr boom

[full roost]

OMG KATZ :3

[fiery grotto]

Cinema

[severe aurora]

absolute chimera

[fiery grotto]

Brooooo the latest Aliensrock video is age restricted 💀

rip to everyone whos to young 🫡

[vital mortar]

taking a small break from balatro trying to finish tainted losts marks and i forgot i had this mod and it freaked me out during famine

[uncut kraken]

Anyone wanna join a small lockout bingo tourney (ik its scuffed but its just for fun)

[modern heart]

@wheat coral

[wheat coral]

Lol

[modern heart]

i also had 160x or something jackpot value, but didnt end up getting one

[modern heart]

finally got it

[amber yew]

work-in-progress

[hollow nest]

some of the sacred charms (of which there are 10) are really good

there's also phone answers that make all patterns trigger +1 time permanently
or reduce your active item charge requirements by 1 unit
either of those can only be chosen once before being removed from the phone's answer pool

[modern heart]

ill have to try to get it againe earlier lol

the run was pretty much over

||But i did get an ascension off of it so theres that||

[earnest yacht]

Theres lore and anatomy to the creatures

U can see the lore through data entries

However there's storylines that are about actually cool things that happen that i dont wanna spoil

One is ofc about u crash landing on the planet, and the story about ur ship u were on
The Aurora

[tepid kraken]

yea lowkey thats interesting I love that they put data entries for the creatures

Like i couldve swore i played a game that was like the genre of subnautica but i dont remember 😭

But the only thing i saw was a little bit of gameplay from youtubers thats mostly it

[earnest yacht]

Closest thing i can think is outer wilds
I jusr finished that

Theres also a 2nd game to subnautica, its called below zero
Where u explore another sector of the planwt

And a new game subnautica 2 coming out in a completely different planet

[tepid kraken]

OHH yea i know that game, how was it?

[earnest yacht]

AMAZING

Top 5 instantly

Ive made up my top 5

[modern heart]

it is a phenomnal game

[earnest yacht]

Subnautica
Inscryption
Deltarune
Outer Wilds
Dredge

[earnest yacht]

Yessss

[modern heart]

dont look up anytthing about it

go in 101% blind

[earnest yacht]

I went in blind :] altho had to look up some puzzlss slightly

Xough cough fuck u dark bramble

[tepid kraken]

Ill try my best if i ever play it 😭

[earnest yacht]

Its on sale rn
Do u have a playstation?

[tepid kraken]

yea but i prefer buying it on steam

[earnest yacht]

Youd have to check for steam price then :]

[modern heart]

40% off currently

$14.99

[tepid kraken]

good tierlist honestly
my tierlist for games is very unusual soooo please dont mind it 💔
But i would pick great ace attorney, baldurs gate 3, inscryption, disco elysium, and totk (honorable mention for me is obra dinn)

[earnest yacht]

Buy ittt then WD

I promise its peak

[tepid kraken]

Thats affordable honestly
I might get it

[earnest yacht]

Thats fair
Im not rlly into baldurs gate 3 , and never rlly played ace attorney

[modern heart]

It could potentially get lower during the Christmas sale? but that is probably the next window to get it cheap

[tepid kraken]

problem is i got a bunch of games im trying to finish so the game is gonna be in a queue for me 😭

[earnest yacht]

What games may i ask

[tepid kraken]

Dangarompa, Lorei and the laser eyes, persona 5, and elden ring

Lorei i havent played much recently i might just stop playing it

[earnest yacht]

Ooh ik all except lorei and laser eyes

[earnest yacht]

I think u should try focus 2 games at once

If not 1

[tepid kraken]

Yea yea i should honestly
bc i cant just play this many games bro 💔

[earnest yacht]

Yah its hard too, ive tried before

Rn im doing

Ive just started psychonauts 2

And im still playing balatro lol

Im fairly new to balatro

Got it <2 months ago

[tepid kraken]

oh cool cool

[tepid kraken]

I love balatro and essential any card game lmao

[earnest yacht]

Ive only played 2 tbf, inscryption and balatro

Mantis god my goat

[tepid kraken]

Thats why inscryption was so crazy to me i thought it was just a casual rougelike deckbuilder but it turns out to be WAY more deeper

[tepid kraken]

Way too overpowered literally 😭

[earnest yacht]

Im ngl i think i was spoiled a lil but i had most og the story unknown to me

[earnest yacht]

Imagine mantis god with the instakill sigil

🤤

[tepid kraken]

I wasnt spoiled thank god, cus everything was so shocking to me

[earnest yacht]

I still had shock bc my spoil was bc i watched a game theory video on it yearssss ago

[tepid kraken]

I think i got it one time IT WAS TOO OP HOLY SHIT

[earnest yacht]

Hell ye

I bet i can scroll down a couple months in my gallery to find some stuff

[tepid kraken]

I always watch game theory vids even if i get spoiled for a game 💔 I love the videos sm but lowkey stopped watching him recently

Cus matpat got removed 😔 it didnt hit anymore

[earnest yacht]

Look at this absolute unit i had

And yeah i used tp watch gt a lot too but havent much after matpat went

I saw their theory oj deltarune tho

Wasnt bad

I think ive honestly upgraded my deck building skills a lot

So id be way better than i was here

This was basically my first deckbuilding game ever

I had played roguelikes b4 but they mostly had random items

[glossy fulcrum]

not bad.

[earnest yacht]

Ty it was months ago tho lol

Had to scroll deep in my gallery

[glossy fulcrum]

i love inscryption

havent played in ages but i love it

its where i got my name

i love the skink card

[tepid kraken]

Yo thats crazy what is that sigil at the bottom??

[glossy fulcrum]

its like the elk’s sigil but it pushes cards

[earnest yacht]

Oohhh

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[earnest yacht]

I think when u play the card it lets u pick any card out of ur deck to draw!

[glossy fulcrum]

if you get undying or old fecundity on skink you get infinite tails

[tepid kraken]

You should play slay the spire if you liked the deckbuilding aspect of inscryption, Its pretty cool

[glossy fulcrum]

thats true of they meant the spyglass sigil

if

but the pushing one is lower

[earnest yacht]

Ive heard good things abt that so i might

[tepid kraken]

Nah i meant the magnascope (or whatever they call it man idk)

[earnest yacht]

Magnifying glass

[tepid kraken]

Yea magnifying glass

[earnest yacht]

Yahh and that does this

[glossy fulcrum]

yea thats very op

i love ot

magpie is a very good card

mainly for the sigul

boon of the magpie’s eye is probably the strongest boon too

[tepid kraken]

Yess you should play it its great, I think its the first ever deckbuilder that is a rougelike

[earnest yacht]

I think i hot it for sacrifing it to tje moose lol

[earnest yacht]

Its cards too?

[glossy fulcrum]

no cuz then the moose would have the airborne sigil too

[tepid kraken]

thats insane lmao 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

u probably got the moose from a cave

if i had to guess

[earnest yacht]

Ah right maybe

[glossy fulcrum]

and it had that sigil

and one other

[tepid kraken]

yes literally has the best abillity

[glossy fulcrum]

wither bifurcated or trifurcated strike

[earnest yacht]

Found this gem in my gallery

[glossy fulcrum]

and then the third sigil came from the fusing

[earnest yacht]

Oh yeah it probably had double strike and then i sacrificed a mantis god to it

[glossy fulcrum]

mycologist op

you cant sacrifice to cards that have the extra sigils on them

[earnest yacht]

Or that damn i forgot half the game LMAO

[glossy fulcrum]

like rhe moose

[earnest yacht]

Yes sorry again i havent played in ages

[glossy fulcrum]

i was obsessed with inscryption for a while so i know my shit lol

:p

[tepid kraken]

leshy looks too weird omg when they revealed his face

[earnest yacht]

Hey i wss obsessed too 😔

I just forgot some game mechanics

[glossy fulcrum]

i played a lot of kaycee’s mod

cuz its fun

[earnest yacht]

Remember i had inscryption taken away before i could finisg kaycees mod

[earnest yacht]

Me too! I got ½ through the challenges

[glossy fulcrum]

i like him idl

hes just a silly freak

[glossy fulcrum]

i got through all of the challenge levels if thats what u mean

[earnest yacht]

Ngl i love po3 but leshys game us the best
Hes so good at setting the mood

[glossy fulcrum]

ive tried doing all challenges at once but the bears are so bullshit

[tepid kraken]

Yes i was obsessed too bro

[glossy fulcrum]

po3’s board has a funny bug used for speedrunning

hard to explain

[tepid kraken]

HOW IS HE A FREAK IN ANY WAY 💀

[glossy fulcrum]

it would seem inscryption has that effect on people

[glossy fulcrum]

he looks freaky

[tepid kraken]

Po3 is my fav character in the game honestly, but the cards that he had was less enjoyable than leshy's part honestly

I SAY HONESTLY WAY TOO MUCH i gotta stop ts 💔

[glossy fulcrum]

po3’s cards are more balanced (probably) but thats so boring

[earnest yacht]

Yes ofc

[earnest yacht]

I literally loved the game mainly for the atmosphere so

Leshys psrt was greay

[glossy fulcrum]

not counting ourobot because thats basically a crutch

[earnest yacht]

Yk that one note

[glossy fulcrum]

i had fun through all of inscryption

[earnest yacht]

In deathcard cabin i think is the name

[glossy fulcrum]

whut

[earnest yacht]

Ok so

Yk the song

In leshys part

https://youtu.be/oyQ1i-czPcE?si=-RrjlIl81leRyRoM

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

[earnest yacht]

That one string

Hits so hard

[glossy fulcrum]

idk which one u mean

[earnest yacht]

Especially when ur playing at might

The beginning one

And the actual tune

[glossy fulcrum]

o

[earnest yacht]

I think game osts are underappreciated

[glossy fulcrum]

kinda agree

i enjoy lots of game soundtracks

but i can also understand how they’re not for everyone

[earnest yacht]

Yeah sigh

I think deltarune and undertale have the most

Listenable to osts tho

Like as in outside of game

[glossy fulcrum]

i listen to ror2’s a lot

[earnest yacht]

Omg o-o

[glossy fulcrum]

and ultrakill

[earnest yacht]

YOURE GONNA NEED A BIGGER UKULELE

[glossy fulcrum]

true…

[earnest yacht]

God and i love

Uhm shit

Thar fart one

[glossy fulcrum]

and his music was electric

sob

[earnest yacht]

LMAO

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah the void one

[earnest yacht]

Yesss

[glossy fulcrum]

its pretty good

:p

[earnest yacht]

GOD THAT ONE PART OF THE SONG

Hits so good

The lore parts are nice tooo

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

[earnest yacht]

"The birds hwre are in misery, rhey dont sing they just screech in pain"

[glossy fulcrum]

i usually listen to the ingame version cuz the monologue gets repetitive the more you listen to it

[earnest yacht]

God and ths cutt off "but i love it againzt my better judgementtttt-"

[earnest yacht]

I loved the monologue a lot

Uhm i also love

The rain that was once purple or smt?

[glossy fulcrum]

im a big fan of the raindrop that fell to the sky

the b section goes so hard

[earnest yacht]

The rain formerly known as purple

[earnest yacht]

I'll listen rn

[glossy fulcrum]

yea thats a classic

[earnest yacht]

Fr

I 100%'d ror2 before seekers came out

[wheat coral]

Shrug it off

[glossy fulcrum]

its the theme for siren’s call and bulwark’s ambry

[earnest yacht]

Then my pc fucked so 💔

[glossy fulcrum]

or whatever the heck the place was called

[earnest yacht]

Ooh i dont think ive sat and appreciated it then

[glossy fulcrum]

where you unlocked artifacts

[earnest yacht]

Have u played returns

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[earnest yacht]

Yeah dw

[glossy fulcrum]

only ror2

[earnest yacht]

Its definitely not for all ror2 lovers but its also a food game

Chef is way funner there than he is in 2

:]

[glossy fulcrum]

idk i dont have sots

[earnest yacht]

I heard they fixed it so it might be good now

But it wasnt worth it when i bought it

[glossy fulcrum]

yea ive heard uts fine

still not getting it probably

the osts are fire tho

[earnest yacht]

Yuhhh

Ive only played a douple rogue likes so far

Ror2, rorr, inscryption, balatro and COTL

[glossy fulcrum]

ive played quite a lot

[earnest yacht]

Thats it lol

[earnest yacht]

Any recommendations?

I love the genre

[glossy fulcrum]

hmmh

well the binding of isaac has a looot of stuff to do

and is quite fun

[earnest yacht]

Oh yeah my friend loves that

I'll defo give it a go one day

[glossy fulcrum]

i think tboi was the first roguelike i ever played

i first played it on my middle school laptop with a pirated version i got from a flash drive

fun shit

now i own the game so its chill

uhh hades is also rlly good imo

[earnest yacht]

Lmao Nl

[earnest yacht]

Oh yeah ive seen uhm

I think i saw my fav yrber play tjat a lil

[glossy fulcrum]

it has lots of hot guys

[earnest yacht]

Looks decent

[earnest yacht]

Im a lesbian so

Not a priority lol

[glossy fulcrum]

and girls

[earnest yacht]

BUYING IT RN

[glossy fulcrum]

tehehe

err

[earnest yacht]

🤑

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

so many queers in the balatro server

[earnest yacht]

I mean whatdya expect

Roguelikes are pretty gay i feel

[glossy fulcrum]

perhaps

edmund said isaac players are all canonically gay

[earnest yacht]

Lmao it is true

[glossy fulcrum]

edmund made the game

[earnest yacht]

I feel like ive only seen homophobes on ror2

[glossy fulcrum]

frowm

[earnest yacht]

But not on other roguelikes

[earnest yacht]

It was my ex irl friend ges just

I mean

Hes still in an edgy phase i feel

He hates furries

[glossy fulcrum]

ah

[earnest yacht]

Fursuit joker when

[glossy fulcrum]

i hated furries once upon a time

when i was like 14

[earnest yacht]

Me too but now i am one lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

hehe

[earnest yacht]

Ive literally become everything i made fun of

Trans lesbian furry 😭

[glossy fulcrum]

im not quite a furry but i like acting like a cat on discord

[earnest yacht]

So more of a petplay person

Thats fair

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno

i just think of it as catboy

[earnest yacht]

I mean i think that is just petplay

[glossy fulcrum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[earnest yacht]

Petplay just means acting like an animal ur not

Even if occasionally

[glossy fulcrum]

i also was very convinced i was straight a few years ago

[earnest yacht]

The woke agenda got to u noooo

[glossy fulcrum]

the woke mind virus claims another victim

[earnest yacht]

Such a tragedy 💔

[inner dome]

I actually had to do a double take reading this

Lmao

[glossy fulcrum]

i also said this before

crazy how times change

[inner dome]

How do you do my fellow wokes

[glossy fulcrum]

fine

just on a bus

[earnest yacht]

I legir said i hate girls like two months before becoming one

Lol

[glossy fulcrum]

😭

[inner dome]

Damn

[wheat coral]

I used to be aids

[earnest yacht]

WHAT

[inner dome]

[glossy fulcrum]

you’ve killed so many

i think

[inner dome]

It's a tough life man...

[earnest yacht]

Im alree

[wheat coral]

I used to be now I'm just gonorrhea

[earnest yacht]

Bro got a glowdown

[inner dome]

Why are you an std

Aids was epic but like

[glossy fulcrum]

epic??

[inner dome]

Now I have to start asking

[inner dome]

Noone will hear you

[glossy fulcrum]

o.o

whut

[earnest yacht]

You shall be silenced

Miku said so

[glossy fulcrum]

its because im gay huh 💔

[inner dome]

Normally I'm splatfan93 and my pfp is kirby

[earnest yacht]

Dawg i tried to post a gif with miku in fortnite sharpening a knife

It got restricted 😭

[inner dome]

It's just Halloween

[glossy fulcrum]

oh yeah

tenor dot com is filtered

[inner dome]

I'm dressing up as hatsune miku

[glossy fulcrum]

1984 am i right

[inner dome]

1984 no more tenor gifs

Anyway yall wanna see a pokemon tierlist

[earnest yacht]

I canr even send one balatrillion dollars

[wheat coral]

Ed Ed and eddy purgatory theory

[earnest yacht]

Excuse me?

[wheat coral]

Post the gif in another server then download it

[earnest yacht]

😭

[earnest yacht]

Im on phone i cba

[wheat coral]

Yeah you can

Press the image then hit the 3 dots in the topright corner then press save

[glossy fulcrum]

yuri

i can see it

[inner dome]

All of the pokemon

[earnest yacht]

No u dint see anything

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[earnest yacht]

How many even r there

[inner dome]

Like 1.5k if you include all the variants

[earnest yacht]

I can try

[glossy fulcrum]

it might save as a video

[earnest yacht]

It saved as a video not a gif

Theres nothijg more satisfying than seeing and hearing the flames

[inner dome]

I need to make a yuri folder on my computer just for me in like 5 years to find it and go "what the fuck?"

I'm aroace btw

[earnest yacht]

Mr in 5 yeats finding it would be like that one gold scar meme

[earnest yacht]

Ooh okii :3

[earnest yacht]

Im questioning if im aro as i dont feel much romance

But not putting labels on myself abt that

[inner dome]

I am

[earnest yacht]

Dw im not saying u shouldn't 😭 just am not sure yet

[inner dome]

🫃

[solid monolith]

you should read “that time i was blackmailed by the class’s green tea bitch”

[inner dome]

I have no interest in romance of any kind

[wheat coral]

Yall fw women

[signal kraken]

what the hell

[inner dome]

Doomed yaoi is acceptable tho

[earnest yacht]

What, balatrillion dollars

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En814TlAY4o

[solid monolith]

yeah

[signal kraken]

yeah i fw anyone people are cool

[gray harness]

I did it! :D

[earnest yacht]

What 😭

[earnest yacht]

Yayyy congrats

What is that tho

[tepid cave]

Damn I dont even know what happening there. But love plants vs zombies

[hollow totem]

I made a fusion reactor

[hollow totem]

Same

[hollow totem]

It tasted really good

[gray harness]

PvZ Fusion, playing one of the hardest challenges there

[earnest yacht]

Ooh hell yeah

Gh

Gj*

[crystal vault]

I can't see the word Odyssey without thinking of epic: the musical

[boreal meadow]

i cant see the word odyssey without thinking of super mario odyssey

[severe aurora]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhWul0562YY

[boreal meadow]

lol

[glossy fulcrum]

i cant see the word odyssey without thinking of pvz fusion

and i cant think of pvz fusion without thinking of jack in the box zombie and how much i hate him

[shell gull]

someone help i really fucking want this gold sticker

[verbal hazel]

https://youtu.be/4CNpWfGZbK4?si=ZjnkhBSp5hoa51Mo

new balatro FPS just dropped

[boreal meadow]

this isnt off topic

[signal kraken]

my hand is literally a fool

[crystal vault]

He wasn't aware I was 15 new terwaz situation is crazy

[shell gull]

Shit, wrong channel

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

people say 'In exstacy' but what about 'out extascy'?

[gray harness]

bean.

[crystal vault]

Baen

[pearl valley]

I’m playing hypixel skyblock and decided to design the island to my hub portal and this is how it’s turning out

[still kayak]

platinum!!!

[orchid pelican]

this is vanilla or modded?

[crystal vault]

The Minecraft community never ceases to amaze me

[pearl valley]

I was planning on making my actual island heaven so it can be like a heaven and hell type of thing as well

[gray harness]

Reflourished

[orchid pelican]

FINALLY

you become based

[gray harness]

fuck you mean finally
i have always been based

[orchid pelican]

No because im the based one

we should use our power to blame wily joker

[gray harness]

true because of btd6 decoration in your pfp

[crystal vault]

Uh, guys? Is Undyne supposed to do this? :clueless:

[modern heart]

Uh oh

Have fun

Honestly tied for my favorite song in the game

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could do a stat reset irl, what would you change about yourself ? What are your current stats looking like ?

[subtle whale]

Yo I need someone to talk to

[sour pilot]

🐈

[subtle whale]

wtf that mean?

[sour pilot]

kitty

you can has cheeseburger

[hollow totem]

Kinda cool tk watch even if it's just RB

[still kayak]

yeah i dont really play roblox other than this game

imo its the cleanest movment game ive ever played

parkour reborn

[ionic shadow]

Sigh

Usually, people just cancel their order for a refund

[crystal vault]

Reset my health stat

[inner dome]

Gender stat

[dense salmon]

Current stats:
Intellegence: 2/10
Knowledge: 1/10
Emotional Maturity: 9/10
Kindness: 7/10
Dedication: 1/10
Consistency: 1/10
Age: 15
Health: 4/10

If i could, i would reset Consistency, bumping it to at least a 7

[dense hull]

Reset your age and start over from 0

[near dagger]

Change my species to Mew.

[obtuse veldt]

I LOVE TV

I LOVE TV

I LOVE TV

I LOVE TV

100

[crude plinth]

I am biased for this style of meme but this was particularly funny lmao.

[sharp bay]

Yk ball

Nigga is pushing 40s

[inner dome]

No Healthcare or Unaffordable Healthcare

[crude plinth]

Normally I would say future overall but having to pay for healthcare you don’t have sucks.

[weak breach]

any games I should check out from Next Fest?

really enjoying the Morsels demo but thats it

[gray harness]

went to far future, got attacked by thousands of robots controlled by zombies
went to many timelines to the past, got attacked by hundreds of thousands of zombies with different abilities
I think the choice is obvious

[lime shale]

haven't slept properly for the last 2 days because of this stupid sore throat 🙏😭

[pearl flume]

Guys, I need help.

Where could I find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?
Where could I begin to make my dreams all come true on the land or on the sea ?

[fervent pendant]

stay far from america

not here

[pearl flume]

Where can I learn to fly, play in sports and skin dive, study oceanography, sign up for the big band or sit in the grandstand when my team and others meet ?

[severe aurora]

from MATRIX.

[severe aurora]

In VR CHAT

💁 🧠

[tall tangle]

Depends

How far past and how far future

[hollow kestrel]

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

[tough sky]

Omg..

Found something pretty disgusting in my house a minute ago…i wanna pass out

Nooooo why does it smell so bad

Lord save me

[split fable]

riff raff

[crystal vault]

Literally me if I could

[crystal vault]

Semi random but what does this echo flower say?

There's no way to normally reach it btw

[ornate nebula]

i think it just says "error!"

[sturdy fable]

any twee pop listeners in here

[delicate galleon]

I couldn't find any other jester hats for my roblox avatar so I chose the next best thing

Jimbo's hat.

[sturdy fable]

https://kittycraft.bandcamp.com/album/beats-and-breaks-from-the-flower-patch-u-s-release

[delicate galleon]

so technically that makes her jimbo

i mean look at her, she's so happy in her funny hat

[vital mortar]

https://spotify.link/Yz7WbmakBXb

[jaunty ridge]

Is there any way to transfer my account/acheivements from mobile to steam? I played a TON on steam then even more on mobile and now my mobile account has far surpassed my steam one. Is there any way to merge them?

[lapis crag]

nope

[tropic gull]

hey guys, been working on this dice building prototype for quite some time, I would love to hear your thoughts on it since Balatro was a big inspiration. it's instant play on web / mobile: https://playdicehard.com/

[clever warren]

Just played 2min and it’s kinda fun

[tropic gull]

I'm planning to have art like this eventually

[clever warren]

Cool

[wind vortex]

you are not the difference brother 😭

what is he talking about

[sour pilot]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[tall tangle]

Eradicate this mortal <@&1133519078540185692>

[ancient flame]

3️⃣ 0️⃣ 0️⃣

2️⃣ 0️⃣ ❌ 3️⃣

🅰️ 🅰️ 🅰️ 🅰️
9️⃣ 7️⃣ 6️⃣ 3️⃣

chat is this a goated thing

[crude plinth]

Honestly he might be right tbh.
Weird shit is happening atm.
Wouldn’t do anything drastic with this info but I wouldn’t be surprised if it happened either.

[shell blaze]

Pretty impressed with Cloverpit it's pretty fun.

very Balatro like

[quiet river]

@indigo rivet can you friend request me (im from the org)

if nothing else just so we can talk

[delicate galleon]

diary of a whimpy kid mentioned

[modern heart]

I'm wing gaster, the royal scientist!

[subtle whale]

Girl I took to hoco danced with another dude

[lapis acorn]

mc fukin Payday

[hollow totem]

Very

[lapis acorn]

Btw what happened to pay day again?

[crude plinth]

Damn bro I am sorry.

[pearl flume]

Please pick a meal before clicking the black bar.

||You got taken to a fancy restaurant and pay a ridiculous amount only for THIS to be presented, how do you feel ?||

[lapis acorn]

Buffooned

Taken as a clown

[split fable]

khaby lame mechanism

[limber burrow]

ps4 repairman and ts are funny

[vital mortar]

https://youtu.be/uOPuqdn62OE?si=wBoVh4TzidLu0x2g

[wind vortex]

you wouldn't be surprised if one minor crashed the stock market by themselves?

[crystal vault]

Holy shit gw2 reference

[mystic nebula]

Nice cat 👍

[crude plinth]

No I mean that the stock market is going to crash.

Certain people want the stock market to crash so they can bank and “something-something bad times make strong men”
The usual.

[tall tangle]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdvdSAxh/

[severe aurora]

AWS, Cloudflare issues affected many multiplay games and anticheat used games.

[nimble saffron]

Never let me mod games

[unique adder]

hellooo

[uncut wolf]

/j

[full roost]

gaming pc in my dentist's office???

[willow thicket]

they'll put strength on your teeth

[full roost]

ppl with alopecia gonna have a field day with this one

0 x 1.5 = 0 🔥🔥🔥

[vale cliff]

Head hair isn’t body hair, you incorrigible buffoon

[wraith pasture]

I wouldnt call body hair growth an inconvenience

[inner dome]

I would

[vale cliff]

Yeah, true

Pimples are 1000% objectively worse

[inner dome]

Hold on I have a better idea

How the hell do you spell it

Canker?

[vale cliff]

What’s the second one?

[inner dome]

You're lucky

[vale cliff]

Is it like a slur?

[inner dome]

...

It's a mouth sore

It hurts a ton

[inner dome]

It's not a slur

[full roost]

alopecia means you grow 0 hair

anywhere

[inner dome]

Wow

[vale cliff]

Oh, so I guess it depends on the type

You’ll still be a gorilla from the neck down at best, though

[undone arrow]

We call it being normal in middle east

[mystic nebula]

Nuh uh

[fickle moon]

peak

[inner dome]

What the fuck?

[fickle moon]

oh yeah nothing runs in the bg, this is normal gameplay

[dark token]

roblox when they need to reduce lag

[fickle moon]

1k ping average doesnt sound like much to them

[arctic cedar]

fruits and vegetables

[glossy fulcrum]

eats you

oh wait you’re just a fan

[arctic cedar]

yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

not the real fruits and vegetables

[arctic cedar]

theyre good

[glossy fulcrum]

damn..

[arctic cedar]

youre a femboy?

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

:3

[arctic cedar]

oh ok

thats not a problem with me

[glossy fulcrum]

yay

[arctic cedar]

and it shouldnt be a problem to anyone

[glossy fulcrum]

indeed :]

[arctic cedar]

anyways i had a good balatro run today

[glossy fulcrum]

noice

i did too but it was modded

[arctic cedar]

doesnt matter

as long as its fun

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[sharp bay]

Pop Quiz!

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log of bolb?

[glossy fulcrum]

iden

biden

[compact timber]

One Biden

[whole junco]

Got the first two games 🔥 🔥 🔥

[glad crow]

[whole junco]

What does Bonnie do

[sharp bay]

The answer is right here

[glossy fulcrum]

wait… i thought the joker was woke??

if transphobes were in gotham joker would kill them

[modern heart]

"Why so queerious?"

-The Woker

[whole junco]

Freddy looked at me what do I do

[modern heart]

Manage your power

Lob Corp is just SCP FNAF (from a gameplay loop perspective)

[whole junco]

Beat my first night

[whole junco]

Words cannot describe how cooked I am. The previous sentence couldn’t even describe enough how there is no words to express how cooked I am

[inner dome]

Eats you

[severe aurora]

where is 'The Wanker' then?

[inner dome]

Cannibalism

[severe aurora]

but nothing wrong with miku(cannibal)

[inner dome]

Why so jorkeious?

[orchid pelican]

I want this

[severe aurora]

but i don't have much eyes for pencil magic third times.

[inner dome]

Spongbop

[severe aurora]

and very limited merchandise

[glossy fulcrum]

i’d solo.

[gray harness]

every gay man because that includes me

[orchid pelican]

@gray harness what do you think about the pvz replanted drama?

[gray harness]

All I can say is that I feel bad for that timeline's Crazy Dave

[inner dome]

Pvz for the ds is better

🫃

[gray harness]

they should've used the peashooter from that game for the retro peashooter

[inner dome]

Crusty Dave goes hard

[inner dome]

Oh absolutely

Would be actually retro

What do you think of pvz 3

[gray harness]

ngl, I'm kinda shocked that, out of all the PvZ1 Crazy Daves, apparently I'm the only one who managed to make a time machine

[gray harness]

Both seem to be decent, just some polishing, actual level design (FOR FUCKS SAKE DONT MAKE EVERY LEVEL TIMED), and that should be it

[inner dome]

Extend the levels for the evolution gimmick to actually work

I need it not to be candy crush 2

[gray harness]

And more seed slots, we basically have 4 since sunflower is mandatory

[inner dome]

Only 5?!

...
Is puff shroom in the game

[gray harness]

For pvz3i, pv3c has more :)

[inner dome]

How many does pvz 3 evolved have specifically

[gray harness]

I don't think so :(

[glossy fulcrum]

pvz fusion is better in every way

[gray harness]

5, chinese has 8 I think

[glossy fulcrum]

crazy dave isnt present in fusion tho :(

[inner dome]

I feel like there was like a controversy with that

[glossy fulcrum]

im like 99% certain that they got the evolution mechanic idea from fusion

[gray harness]

Yeah, I wonder how that timeline's Crazy Dave is like

[inner dome]

Oh definitely

[inner dome]

Did pvz fusion specifically have a controversy

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

[inner dome]

Or was it gardenless

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont know anything abt a pvzf controversy

[gray harness]

gardendless
"gardenless" sounds funny tho lol

[glossy fulcrum]

i just know that i really enjoy playing it

[inner dome]

Something that pvz 3 did better was the actual plant designs

[glossy fulcrum]

ehhh i dunno

[inner dome]

I like them :)

[glossy fulcrum]

they’re solid

[inner dome]

Triple sunflower

[glossy fulcrum]

i like how true pvzf’s designs are to the og pvz

i also think fusion has more creative plant fusions

so many pvz3 fusions are just x plant but better

[gray harness]

imagine they add costumes and each sunflower gets blue, red, and yellow hair respectively

[glossy fulcrum]

like slaw slinger

snd bladegrass

and bonk choy

and devastater

repeater and twin sun too but those are in fusion as well so

:p

[inner dome]

They make sense to me

Fusing 2 of the same plant

Would make it a stronger plant

I just wish I could actually play pvz 3 so I could review it

[glossy fulcrum]

yea they just feel odd to me

like in fusion

you cant fuse cabbage pult with itself

or spweed

[gray harness]

At least they did try to make some unique-looking plants like Sun Tower instead of a sunflower with 3 identical heads, or Sunflower + Wall-nut fusion being sunflower seeds instead of a nut with petals, which I like

[inner dome]

Oh brother...

[glossy fulcrum]

yea thats true

im ngl

[modern heart]

Imagine getting your account hacked

[glossy fulcrum]

pvz fusion’s wallnut fusions are quite basic in terms of design

most of them

are just wallnut

with different colors and some elements of the second ingredient in the fusion

[gray harness]

(for the now deleted scammer) dude, just get a couple marigolds and there you go

[glossy fulcrum]

i think fusion did advanced fusions way better than pvz3 tho

even tho they kinda op

like chewzilla basically doesnt die

[inner dome]

Crazy Dave how does one play your epic game

[gray harness]

which one?

[inner dome]

I'm in the US I wanna play pvz 3 EVOLVED

[glossy fulcrum]

aside from the fusion

[gray harness]

no peashooting idea lol

[glossy fulcrum]

i think pvz3’s level design is horrendous

they’re way too fast

like ive seen vids of the game

you can be 2 waves in and the first huge wave is already coming

like man

thats way too fast

[gray harness]

"oh boy, finally, gatling p-"
victory screen and music

[glossy fulcrum]

speaking of music

i think pvz3’s music is underwhelming

its not bad but

the past 2 games did it way better

[gray harness]

Man, even if mr boss guy kidnapped me in the first one, the music was so good that i didn't really mind that

[glossy fulcrum]

true

and just btw cuz i was glazing fusion earlier

it also has good music

technically they’re fan tracks

but without mods pvzf just uses pvz1 music

except the 6th workd

world

thats all in the vanilla game

and its pretty good

[inner dome]

When it comes to these kinds of games I care more about the plant design than its gameplay

AND ZOMBIE

[glossy fulcrum]

https://youtu.be/RyUJVq4BKGQ?si=Z8n1cQZQwHYDg4Sk

might be better than graze the roof idk

[inner dome]

🦑

Excuse me?

[modern heart]

I remember listening to Braniac Maniac a lot back in the day

[glossy fulcrum]

i might be biased

i love the hell out of fusion

[inner dome]

The puzzle ones?

[modern heart]

First game final boss theme

[inner dome]

Respect

[glossy fulcrum]

that one’s unchanged in fusion

although

there is a final boss in the ice world with her own theme

https://youtu.be/mwaXfCOBkUE?si=4mpHz8vwkFRCXWzu

[sturdy fable]

who up listening to extremely bittersweet music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXbDZWTm92I

[severe aurora]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE4wejq1NuU

[orchid pelican]

lost soul survived the ultra greedier fight

[gray harness]

mfer just plant marigolds and you'll be rich in no time

(<@&1133519078540185692>)

[glossy fulcrum]

just play survival endless smh

[delicate galleon]

this is one of my favorite reaction pictures

[inner dome]

Surprising

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You went to go see a live event with a friend, not knowing what it is but hey they bought tickets.

Suddenly, when you arrived, people pulled you to the side, put makeup on you and pushed you into the big stage with an instrument on your hands.

Turns out, you look nigh identical to the main singer! What's your next move, super star ?

[atomic glen]

I press ctrl+delete

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what goes 'brrrr'?

[vale cliff]

Me

[gray harness]

After a throwback to the times I rapped as Cray-Z, I decide to show them what true rap music is!

[delicate galleon]

Just lip sync to the songs

that sounds like the only logical solution 💔

[obsidian kayak]

I am going to walk slowly to my target and throw them a blueberry muffin then get them concussed

[crystal vault]

Sans kicked my ass almost immediately

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[weak breach]

@north sentinel this is how he usually looks

[north sentinel]

Among us

Neat

[vale cliff]

Ew. <@&1133519078540185692>

[jade warren]

Ew indeed

[whole cairn]

I knew Egg would save the day. Definitely best mod 👀

[steep crypt]

Being hyperfixated on thing of which creators suck is special kind of hell, because you just end up feeling like shit while still stuck in hyperfixation

[frail harness]

i did a balatro

i think

[crystal vault]

I deadass thought someone was calling

[crystal vault]

What the hell is this?

[upbeat ginkgo]

In as few words as possible it's for improving communication.
Ever see Jesus on toast?
Here's Scorpio on a quesadilla.

[vale cliff]

Crazy that I’m seeing this days after watching The Menu

[clever warren]

lol

[vale cliff]

Dog levitation spell?

[gray harness]

seeing that is what?

[vale cliff]

Rats

[willow thicket]

I see a bike to the left

[void steeple]

What

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. Each level of black bar, a new clue.

||Sweet is the comfort, cozy at home.||
||Sparse is the harvest, few can be grown.||
||Dark is the sky, shrouded and cold.||
||Bright is the land in a blanket of snow.||

The answer: ||Winter||

[solid monolith]

yo mama when she’s cold 😹😹😹

[vale cliff]

Just a suggestion, why not leave the first line uncensored?

Unless the idea is to test psychic ability

[tribal knoll]

Quesadilla!?

[hollow totem]

Thicc broly

[pearl flume]

Because you don't start a boss rush before entering the door.

[vale cliff]

why

[short vale]

guys, i have a perfect idea for playing cards

[sour pilot]

yummy

[delicate galleon]

Dude, I got called to the administrators office and I got scared bcuz i thought i was gonna get in trouble

well

technically i was since

it was for skips and tardies

but the school fucked up my schedule somehow and didnt drop the class I was apparently "skipping"

literally almosr shit my pants for nothing

[pearl flume]

Which type are you ?

A: Get games whenever you feel like it, some are even untouched.
B: Get games whenever they're on sale or special occasions,always play a bit.
C: Always get atleast a few dozen hours on games you buy.
D: 100% every single game you buy before getting a new one.
E: Other.

[severe aurora]

G: Playing trough GAYme Pass, then shit about fraud like quality.

N: only purchase Nintendo's game.

[delicate galleon]

A

but im the type of person where i'll get a game, play it once and after that, i'll play it whenever i remember i have it

[severe aurora]

why not just use Poll function?

[sour pilot]

a

[full roost]

you just gave me an idea for #1187936299655647313

[tame ridge]

eternal egg

[full roost]

eggternal

[tame ridge]

actually do you guys pick up eternal eggs

[runic merlin]

isnt this a siivagunner rip

[severe aurora]

was got a chance but not an thug joker strategy.

[crystal vault]

Holy shit it's Kris from hit game Deltarune

[tame ridge]

wait i JUST realized i'm in #🃏・off-topic

[runic merlin]

i am kris from hit game deltarune

[crystal vault]

Fun fact: I've never done weird route

[runic merlin]

kris dreemurr is very fond of balatro

[frail harness]

it’s based off it

i made it from scratch tho

[runic merlin]

oh nice

[vital mortar]

where’d this baddie get their heels from

[arctic cedar]

abraham

[modern heart]

Doubt it

[arctic cedar]

no

never doubt lincoln

[vital mortar]

last great president

[arctic cedar]

he got rid of slavery