🃏・off-topic

[vital mortar]

cardio

[vital mortar]

hate stairs

i like my incline flat

[vast drum]

pattern recognition!!

[severe aurora]

🔞

[sand cove]

Woah

[sand cove]

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.

[vale cliff]

I’m fairly certain the copypasta is more risqué than the image

[vital mortar]

eepy kitty

[vale cliff]

Looks almost like mine

[verbal axle]

i think you should write a story

[vale cliff]

😭😭😭

[verbal axle]

world building is fun to do but dont get too lost in it

if you figured out the world putting characters in it and seeing them behave is gonna be a breeze

[vale cliff]

Maybe I should just make a navel gazing wiki and give up on my dreams lol

I have the autistic fixation but zero autistic talent

[verbal axle]

none of this is talent

dont get it twisted

[vital mortar]

learned skill

[severe aurora]

🤔 https://fixvx.com/moustachedvilla/status/1945707904872640993

FenneccyFoxMV (@MoustachedVilla)

I rigged an arcade stick for my model which works tracks all my movements controller movements.

Whaddya guys think of my epic crombo? Yeah pretty sick I know 😈. Sorry for the live dub, elgato was on da fritz so you know how it is. https://t.co/Kv8T55bn05

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 17, 2025, 4:51 AM

[spiral parcel]

One of my fave post to comment replies

Like yes use a Yu-Gi-Oh reference to make an absolutely ridiculous and hilarious scenario for a fake spectral card and stamp of Balatro

[vale cliff]

The guy who posted this is also here 😭

Isn’t that from Handsome Devils?

[spiral parcel]

Huh

Idk what that is

So I wouldn’t really know

[vale cliff]

It’s a mod

[spiral parcel]

Ohhhh

I’m not familiar with the mods yet

I only really know of balala bc I saw a vid from teh dev and laughed my ass off

“This funny flask sure is helpful with my royal flush!”
Says naive Balatro player
“Fuck you”
Says’s funny flask as it discards royals flush

It’s just so funny to me that if someone modded this into the game that this could literally happen

[vale cliff]

*Unlocks Brainstorm

[spiral parcel]

I’ve only ever gotten one royal flush before

What is brainstorm

[vale cliff]

Switch two letters around for a banger song

And it’s a Joker that copies the leftmost Joker

[spiral parcel]

OH

THATS VRIANSTORM

I’ve only heard about it in legends

I only just now unlocked blueprint

[vale cliff]

You get it by discarding a royal flush

[vale cliff]

If you already had it, this would be pretty bad tho

[spiral parcel]

Welp now I know one thing to put in the “never gonna happen” list

[vale cliff]

I actually lucked into it with shortcut and checkered deck

[spiral parcel]

If I only ever had royal flush once and it was the last hand on a ante 8 boss blind it’d be fucking he’ll💔

[spiral parcel]

Oh yeah I almost forgot about checkered

I just unlocked it

Can’t wait to use my two favorite suits of cards

Aight ima go gamble on Balatro

I wonder what a multiplayer Balatro would be like

Hell probably

[vale cliff]

There’s a mod for that

[spiral parcel]

Omg

[vale cliff]

Funnily enough

Yeah

I think it replaces bosses with match-ups

[spiral parcel]

Me trying to just have fun playing multiplayer Balatro somebody pulls out the full negative blueprint deck with 32 cards and that one “+mult for every joker” card which is polychrome:

[torn raptor]

Ez

[spiral parcel]

AHHHHH- oh wait phew

It’s not teh one that only gives you one hand

[vale cliff]

Most people hate this more iirc

Because it tanks pareidolia and trib builds

[vital mortar]

i thought it was a straight flush

[torn raptor]

I dont

I prefer it over needle

But I am not an expert

In a game

[vale cliff]

It’s supposedly one of the more ubiquitous runenders

[torn raptor]

The what

Thats some C1 level English here

[vale cliff]

Like, Needle mostly only punishes you for inconsistency

[torn raptor]

Oh

Ok

Now I understand

[vale cliff]

Whereas if you’re running a face card build, you’ll need director’s cut and/or retcon to avoid The Plant sooner or later

[torn raptor]

I have never done that

I Just always externinate 2 suits for flushes

And potentially easy 3x from that joker which multiplies if only spades and Clubs in hand

[safe meadow]

I found out that crabs are very underwhelming

I had to do this on floor 10 btw

It would normally never be good to go for this but I wanted it to be done

[modern heart]

Crabs are probably gonna be worse than most symbol stacking builds, as I don't think they get any unique essences

Pretty much gonna be hunting for rusty gears

[vital mortar]

found out that i don’t have a drs appt today so guess who’s gonna be gaming

[torn raptor]

Game name?

[balmy compass]

"lucky to be a land lord" or smt

[torn raptor]

Ok

Thx

[safe meadow]

"Luck be a Landlord" 🤓☝️

[safe meadow]

This was funny

Double popsicle

Would've been funny if all essences could be used up to 4 times before they are gone

[vital mortar]

real talk rq i got a question

[balmy compass]

?

[sour pilot]

😭

[tawny harbor]

medic gaming

[vital mortar]

i’m being sanest assume you me

serious question

[modern heart]

While I don't think it's something appropriate to be asking the Balatro discord, ultimately I believe it is entirely dependent how the people in the relationship feel about that form of content and should be something they talk about and discuss, with both parties feelings being considered by the other while deciding.

[lyric iron]

edited ✍️

[glossy fulcrum]

if you were dating me then i’d say no but it really varies from person to person

[high willow]

GUYS

GUYS

THIS IS IMPORTANT

WHAT DO I PICK

[lyric iron]

[high willow]

i used all my reoffers like a stupid man

[lyric iron]

pick the

[glossy fulcrum]

idk ive only played hades 1

the 3rd one seems pretty good

[high willow]

i could pick Extended Wallop cuz this run does have apollo and I can like get his more range boon so I get like triple range or smth

[high willow]

not even kidding hades 2 is like

so much better

oh my god bruh

[lyric iron]

i really dislike hades

for one specific reason

doors 🚪

they look and feel so weird to me

[high willow]

u like the entire game

because of

doors.

bro...

[lyric iron]

yes (👎)

[high willow]

id argue hades 2 is the best rougelike ever

ofc after Tboi

nothing beats tboi when it comes to rougelikes its just impossible

oh my god bro I only have 1 dd left

[ember halo]

i've never had more than 0 death defiance left for my past like 30 hours of gameplay

(strength is pretty fun)

[solid monolith]

extremely hot take in this server but i think balatro is better

[high willow]

its a hot take for a reason, thats cuz its wrong
Ok jk, me personally even tho i love balatro with my heart and soul i just cannot put it above tboi or hades2, balatro does a lot of stuff right but hades2 is just way too perfect for me to put balatro above it

[solid monolith]

even tho it’s only like 1 third roguelike i’d say inscryption is up there tbh

[glossy fulcrum]

i’ll find out myself when i eventually buy it

[vital mortar]

inscription is a little too much in the creepier side

balatro is a nice balance

[pine owl]

the best roguelike for me is the binding of isaac

[glossy fulcrum]

i think inscryption is better than balatro but not as a roguelike

kaycee’s mod is still fum tho

[pine owl]

the issue with roguelikes and whats your best one is that entirely depends on what you expect from the genre

also its hard to compare games where youre taking turns and games where youre actively fighting

and dodging

[quiet roost]

hello

[dense salmon]

what's the modding scene like for inscryption nowadays? i only saw a couple mods when it started before kaycee's mod

[safe meadow]

Surely this is enough to reach a billion

OH YEAH

I was honestly not expecting to reach a billion with just crabs

If this didn't make it then idk what I would have done

[woeful yoke]

Yesterday i meet this cool dude called sas

[modern heart]

Both are very good games.but yeah not super comparable

Inscryption (and the rest of his work) is more of an 'experience'

[glossy fulcrum]

ye

inscryption will always be one of my goats

its where i got my username from :3

[cosmic lark]

Balatro is the top 1 card game rougelike

[gaunt pagoda]

so

i need to thank the balatro community

ive forgot to mention this in the past but it taught me how to play poker and uh, i won around 300 because of it.

dont gamble kids its bad

except in balatro, youll always win in balatro

[sonic lance]

[gaunt pagoda]

no, on god.

i did online poker, threw on the balatro music and just, vibed

[torn raptor]

[vital mortar]

[sand cove]

[vital mortar]

at 4:44

[woeful yoke]

Wrong

The house always wins....

[toxic mist]

[warm mountain]

peak mentioned???

[vital mortar]

i got help

working through it

[shell blaze]

how you guys liking Cloverpit?

I honestly think it's raelly well made

[slow yacht]

watch out for volumen

is just out of the oven lmao

[shell flint]

aw fuck.

[leaden depot]

did you solve it

I used to play minesweeper a lot on mobile

it was fun

[vital mortar]

know what my favorite suit is?

💎

[rigid crag]

gem?

crystal?

gemstone?

[vital mortar]

diamonds

<>

[rigid crag]

what is that

i only know hearts, clubs, spades, and kings

[sour pilot]

super suit?

[topaz scroll]

idk why i have to go to school today

[vital mortar]

super suit

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

What would you steal from a museum and do with it?

[leaden depot]

the reception desk; why not.

[dusty lynx]

good answer, ya got me with the plot twist

have a chocolate heart thats been in an annoying small slime doggo's mouth

and a cookie which thanfully, was not in an annoying slime doggo's mouth

🍪

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs

[cunning barn]

i'd steal the diamond from henry stickmin

[eternal nebula]

one time like 3 weeks ago, I pissed someone off so bad in here that they blocked me

[vale cliff]

Who

[modern heart]

i block and ignore people sometimes. not because i hate them, but because i know im getting rage baited and or angry and wanna stop LMAO

or if they are really annoying but thats rarer

[regal musk]

is anyone here like really really rich but about to die (prefreably in a few days) and in need of a lover

[sour pilot]

why do i remember you from somewhere

[eternal nebula]

lowk they got pissed because I accidentally spoiled daganrapa for them or however you spell it. they were a pissy baby for the rest of the time

[pure bluff]

Love the Jimbo appearance

[gray harness]

Playing an amazing collab between 2 fantastic pvz2 mods a LONG time after its release

[modern heart]

because we were chatting here yesterday or something i think

[gray harness]

:)

[gray harness]

fym "💸" this IS an investment that WILL give me profits

[pearl flume]

Please choose anything before clicking the black bar.

||You are immortal and invulnerable, THIS is the only thing that can kill you. How long can you keep your immortality ?||

[severe aurora]

if we can't click it to see, can't choose.

[gray harness]

Solar Flare from PvZH
||instant death, but worth it||

[cunning barn]

a good while, but i picked lemon so i have to be very careful around foods

[vale cliff]

Spoilers 😞

[queen hawk]

The boarderlands from Alice In Boarderland
||Prob like 2 weeks ngl maybe 1||

[cerulean marlin]

cheese

awh frick

[pine owl]

<@&1133519078540185692> advertising bot or something

thanks whatever mod did that

[vale cliff]

Mods must be feeling super useful nowadays

Always on their toes

[stoic sequoia]

Pizza

||not a life worth living, gonna eat one today and be done with it||

[severe aurora]

🍕

[lime shale]

aristocat

basically the mother gave birth to 2 cats and abandoned them, one was given to the other section one was given to ours

[stoic sequoia]

NOO

[vale cliff]

Guys, am I tweaking?

[high oxide]

I am sleep deprived right now and it is causing me to hallucinate the balatro theme

It is so faint

😭

[timber oyster]

A cold can of Blank. Contains nothing?

[pearl flume]

Everytime I press F1 it opens up a god damn browser about how to get support for my laptop

How do I kill this thing and mutilate its functionality so it never triggers again ?

[vital mortar]

dr pepper

[vital mortar]

cute cat

[timber oyster]

edge deflector. or maybe just kill edge once and for all.

[vale cliff]

This is actually so real

Once I couldn’t sleep because the soundtrack kept playing in my ears

[safe meadow]

The sun is a deadly laser

I get 9.5e13 from a single flower

Jeez

I can get up to e14 in a single spin with the oil can

Got up to e15 before finding the guillotine essence

[high oxide]

I have been admitted to hospital 💀

[sour pilot]

i think we might have shared a discord other than this one at some point

[sweet steeple]

and just after a music band

[warm mountain]

we need to bring back true swag ngl in tired of seeing mfs wear the same shit

[solid monolith]

be the change you want to see

[mental charm]

oh i thought i was going crazy

glad to know it happens to others

[modern heart]

Oh hmmmm. I don't recall exactly

[high oxide]

Well technically it is going crazy

but yes you can have hallucinations if you don’t sleep enough

[mental charm]

buttt it is balatro

[glossy fulcrum]

so getting less sleep is good. cuz balatro hallucination is good.

[high oxide]

It does drive you insane when it’s the whole fucking day

it gets annoying after a while

I don’t even get the cool mult or chip sounds

Just the main track

[mental charm]

this guy gets it

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[high oxide]

And it’s faint enough to be liek “is it actually playing” but it isn’t

[mental charm]

the main track is fire

[high oxide]

It is… just not when it’s the only song playing for 12 hours straight

[mental charm]

i always listen to it

[high oxide]

It’s playing while I’m trying to listen to medical professionals 😭😭

[mental charm]

wanna swap brains

[high oxide]

what perks does yours have

[mental charm]

blue print

and brainstorm

hwat does yiurs have

[mental charm]

and the paint brush voucher

[high oxide]

banana

Not the good one

[mental charm]

hmmm🤔🤔

1/6 chance to decay brain

[high oxide]

and a foil

[mental charm]

FOIL

[high oxide]

💀💀💀

[mental charm]

hmmm

[high oxide]

Ngl I hope the nurses get my pain meds soon bc I feel like shit

I’m so tired and sore 😭😭😭

[tidal stirrup]

what has happened my broski

are you good

[pale swallow]

man ion wanna be BBBBBBROKE :(

[somber steeple]

I want to play a game that makes me want to eat glass on a field with butterflies and bubbles

Any recommendations?

[high oxide]

I had surgery like 3 weeks ago but been having complications and it’s making my brain go weird 😭

I’ll be okay, it’s not like life threatening

It’s just enough to need monitoring and get my pain levels down until I can go home again

pain = not been sleeping
Not been sleeping = sleep deprived
Sleep deprived = balatro song

[somber steeple]

Is this a counterfeit?

Did I am get scammed?

[high oxide]

nah that’s a grade value 10

[little vale]

I left my Xbox in sleep mode all night sucking up power bc I hadn't saved my game

I turn it on, and go to switch profiles before remembering that it should automatically resume the game from whichever profile opened it

I resume the game

It loads for a split second, then closes, and reopens on my active profile

So I sucked up all that power overnight on the electric bill, and I didn't make any damn progress

And I literally just had to tell somebody before I threw up blood

[distant moat]

I'm going to share my Satan kills, here's the first one I got.

And here's the second.

[little vale]

I have no idea what's going on but I'm sure it's difficult and takes a lot of skill

Tho you've made it look easy

[glossy fulcrum]

satan’s not too hard

imho

[glossy fulcrum]

racism

[torpid mulch]

Does anyone have a lofi playlist?
(no lyrics)

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

did you remember to pay for the slushy gushy?

[white hamlet]

Flush eighteen

[glossy fulcrum]

cryptid ass hand

mf has fractal fingers oil lamp

[kind jasper]

are you doing jokerless?

i wouldve taken bloodstone tbh if it showed up

[modern heart]

I would have too but we both know it wouldn't have triggered a single time :(

[low parrot]

I got to Chronos in Hades 2 and died to him

He was at 1 hp

I'm gonna claw his eyes out

[frigid hawk]

hi

[west violet]

WWW

[shell blaze]

what roguelike you guys got as the top right now of all the new ones that came out?
they are all really popular too

[vital mortar]

it’s what plants crave

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

Every year your village brings offerings up a mountain to offer to its deity and in return blesses the village. The one year we didn't do it a famine struck.

This year, you're tasked with bringing the offerings up along with your best friend but as horrors would have it, you tripped, causing your friend to fall and sent half of the pile of offerings into the dirt or rolling down the mountain.

What do you do ?

[timber oyster]

"there's 1 imposter among us"

[pale swallow]

the scariest enemy of all fiction... A FRENCH BUILDING.

[vital mortar]

aahahahah

[vital mortar]

heh amogus

[modern heart]

someone else has found NGU Idle

[near dagger]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/1VZ9zlg0E6cLlSXCxIQfie?si=PSsro1ZIT5SnqBs0NmXizg

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1236
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1236

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you are a figurine and your about to be 'swiveled' by Jobby. What do you do?

[vital mortar]

has anyone ever heard of oblivion

elder scrolls 4

[shadow pelican]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3L02RMI8Pmc&pp=ygUlbXkgY2FyZCBpcyBiZXR0ZXIgdGhhbiB5b3VyIGNhcmQgZ2FtZQ%3D%3D

This looks pretty cute and fun to play

[vale cliff]

Looks familiar

The music sounds like Omori

[severe aurora]

Cunny?

[tropic gull]

Hey guys, not sure if this is allowed here, but I've been working on a balatro-inspired prototype for the last weeks. It's quite barebones dice building push-your-luck type of game that I'd love to have your feedback on. It's a simple mobile friendly web game.

https://com-batiali-dice.web.app/

[vale cliff]

Congrats but I’m scared to click on this

[severe aurora]

touch the cow, do it now

[shadow pelican]

What

[severe aurora]

Cute & Funny goons

bet there's something much better word for describe those. 🤔

[sand cove]

O.O

O.O

[sand cove]

Yeah well I’m NOT a gentleman >:3c

[shadow pelican]

To think that all of this started just because I sent the trailer of an upcoming game

[severe aurora]

and cute & funny

[shadow pelican]

What is the problem with that 😭

[severe aurora]

we can't use any words nowdays.

grimdark social network age.

cause 'theyre' using 😭 emoji too much with those 'slang'

[shadow pelican]

Aaand goodbye

[severe aurora]

[stoic sequoia]

Twitlonger 2k the age of cancel

[severe aurora]

all the peoples include kids and olds living in filtered bubbled closed space.
i'm still don't get it about 'skibidi rizz' languages means.

[stoic sequoia]

I honestly don’t know either and wish to remain unaware on the matter

[severe aurora]

how could it constructed like Noam Chomsky thesis level?

[sand cove]

History repeats itself

[ocean tangle]

Spooky Month

[vale cliff]

How to get bullied

[whole cairn]

AI slop gross

[night tide]

Do you guys think i'll be able to beat this run?

im personally very nervous

the scoring requirement seems way too high

[final wren]

Oh, you'll pull it off. I believe in you!

[night tide]

OMG I DID GGGGG

my first white stake win!!

well this is fun

[final wren]

You're rich!

[night tide]

no, im like getting tiny scraps off of tax money

im lowkey in poverty

[severe aurora]

highcard stacks

[night tide]

should i take a kitty tag?

im worried about crashing the game

oh its all fine

[final wren]

cacophony of meows cat tag

[night tide]

i thought compound interest was op man

but 8 dollars is just mid

[amber pivot]

is there a vc in this server bru

what

+1?

ok

[frail summit]

this is a great game so far

[amber pivot]

true........

[severe aurora]

so far

[frail summit]

Im scared now

[eternal swan]

I cried when they said "it's time to hollow, knight"

[verbal axle]

it gets better

trust

stick with the game and be rewarded

[steep crypt]

Hi

[severe aurora]

why mii?

[vital mortar]

miis are easily customizable

[humble smelt]

Hey guys uh can someone please gift me left 4 dead 2

licks your feet

[vital mortar]

jojo?

[torn sandal]

bro actually fuck spotify

they ruined my playlist for no reason

[glossy fulcrum]

holy shit you hollowed the knight

[cosmic summit]

get on the 695

driver asked "window or aisle"

"or you'll what mate"

chinned him right there

fackin donut

[safe meadow]

I'm never going to find these capsules dawg 😭 🙏

And of course I found both of them right after I said that

[safe meadow]

MY GOD

[pale swallow]

balatro is already a horror game

[kindred mauve]

Bro i just got this game it's awesome

[safe meadow]

I was going to ask what the game is called

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_tUPVUGPJI

But then I saw that ManlyBadassHero actually played it

[dense salmon]

Guys Jane Goodall died

[nova sierra]

When you sell a joker because soul and get chicot

[nova sierra]

Damn, rest in peace

[placid lintel]

o7

[frail summit]

30 minutes of wandering and I'm at a new area

[verbal axle]

i highly suggest doing this game as blind as possible

its a magical experience

[frail summit]

whatever spoilers ive seen about the game ive either forgotten or cant understand

[zealous lark]

Greenpath my beloved

[kindred mauve]

This is so awful 😖

[kindred mauve]

You ever play blasphemous ?

[wise cloud]

giys how doni beat balatr

im deinked a lot of wine and i watn to know the meanign of life

balatro meaning of life??

[sand cove]

You might actually be nine years old

[wise cloud]

nooo

18

i can tell you my birthday and my socual security number

for united kingom

it is
48

[sand cove]

😭

You have skibidi toilet cosmetic (actually no thats kinda based) and your pronouns as chris/chan

[wise cloud]

i meant to change those

one minite

california girls

[sand cove]

Peak song

[wise cloud]

boburge

[sand cove]

Peak show

Still having the pronouns as a joke is

Dumb

[wise cloud]

why idc what im adressed as

im a person and if im seen as a person then thats okay

[glossy fulcrum]

so you’re okay if i address you as “california”

[wise cloud]

yes

[glossy fulcrum]

absurd

just put “any”

[wise cloud]

parappab

[wise cloud]

whats the point in taking anything seriously

being fun and random is the best part of life

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean

if you wanna think that way go ahead

there are definitely some things you should take seriously though

[sand cove]

Idk she’s just weird i think

[wise cloud]

:(

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah california’s weird

[stark meadow]

I got a tear gas bomb

Sadly its defused

[wise cloud]

i got parappa the rapper emulator

[stark meadow]

Riots r smtn else lol

[slow yacht]

my first colab going great 🙏

[pearl flume]

Please choose your new leader.

[sand cove]

I’m only familiar with three

But i pick bubblegum

Although

She is a dictator

Hm

Nah I’d pick bubblegum

[tepid cave]

@vital mortar alright question for you. Why have you left and come back again?

[vital mortar]

i still like balatro

it’s the most balanced game i’ve ever played

unlucky went next

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you have been chosen by a dark god to give a grand ritualistic sacrifice. How do you kill everyone on this server?

[sand cove]

Genital explosion

[dusty lynx]

but what if not everyone here has genitals?

[vale cliff]

???

[cunning barn]

say “kris get the banana” and throw a banana off a cliff

[sand cove]

I feel like 99% of people on earth do

[dusty lynx]

well that was their idea of killing everyone here

[sand cove]

But if they don’t

Then uh

Their eyes explode

[vale cliff]

I have all the genitals

[cunning barn]

did you take my missing balls

[frail summit]

Nope

[crude plinth]

Luffy.
He is kind.

[vital mortar]

i don’t kill anyone

[vital mortar]

really needed some chips

[sand cove]

Ok???

[somber steeple]

Fantastic innit?

[coral field]

anyone have any good beef jerky recipes?

[dire mortar]

@spark mason @thorny garden I couldn't help but info dump more so imma tell you one of the most fucked up but funny part that happened during the Horus Heresy

The Emperor's Children were a bunch of chaos traitors that rebelled against the Emperium and joined Horus' treachery on the golden throne

But instead of helping with the actual siege of the imperium palace

They turned around and focused on the fleeing citizens of Terra

And captured them so they can melt them into paste and use them as literal psychedelics

They used civilians as drugs 👍

[spark mason]

thats an odd way to describe that

[dire mortar]

It's not even odd, that's ACTUALLY what fucking happened

[thorny garden]

i saw

[spark mason]

i mean england did it with egyption mummies

[dire mortar]

They melted the bodies of the civilians and added their adrenaline paste onto their psychedelics

[dire mortar]

The difference is they were still alive

[spark mason]

true...

kinda makes what happened imotep in The mummy seem tame

[wise cloud]

i feel so sick

[vale cliff]

I expect this makes more sense with context

[steep crypt]

Hi can i give you list of stuff im interested in and you will say if you know any of it, im searching people who are in same fandoms like me

[sand cove]

Adventure time, undertale/deltarune, stardew valley, invincible (i havent read the comics), and nintendo

Those are my hyperfixations atm

[steep crypt]

Here list of stuff i am interested or was interested in

Hypnagogia, OMORI, ELISE, Somnium, Yume Nikki, Adventure Time, Subways Midnight, Cat Soup, Touhou Project, Ena Dream BBQ, Fatum Betula, UB Funkeys, LSD Dream Emulator, Tong Nou, Little Goody Two Shoes, Maebashi Witches, Sonny boy, Scavengers Reign, Miitopia, No Straight Roads, Pocket Mirror, B3313, Fionna and Cake, Backrooms, Deltarune, Worlds.com, Minecraft, Myst, Corru Observer, Madoka Magica, Project Sekai, Ava's Demon, Psychonauts, Flip Flappers, Limbus Company, Persona, Library of Ruina, Infinity Train, Anodyne, Homestuck, Frog Days, Winx, Ultrakill

[sand cove]

Although adventure time and undertale/deltarune have been my hyperfixations since I first discovered them so I think they’re staying as hyperfixations lol

[sand cove]

Adventure time!!

Infinity train is good (i’ve only seen the first two seasons tho) and so is ultrakill (i’ve omly played the demo)

[sand cove]

Wait deltarune but no undertale?

Ooooooh project sekai!

[steep crypt]

What do you think about my taste

[sand cove]

Pretty cool

[steep crypt]

What you would recommend to me given my taste

[sand cove]

I mean I noticed deltarune there but not undertale

Have you not played undertale?

[steep crypt]

I did

I just didn't really how to say it

Participated in the fandom?

I was really into Touhou when undertale was popular

[sand cove]

I have to be honest, idk what touhou is

[valid chasm]

hell

silksong ported to mobile alr

[vale cliff]

Unfathomably real

Didn’t expect NSR to be on there, but makes sense given the size of the roster

[vivid zodiac]

Rate the meal

[cosmic summit]

One of the options is literally Hitler incarnate

That being said i trust Gandalf more than i trust my president

So i'll go with him

Im fucking stupid thats dumbledore

😭

[sand cove]

same thing

[sand cove]

I mean I wouldn't say princess bubblegum is THAT bad

[cosmic summit]

They literally make her speak german when she's angry

just sayin

[sand cove]

true...

were you actually talking about her btw? Or one of the other characters I'm not too familiar

because like I was joking because like she really isn't that bad

[cosmic summit]

No yeah i was talking about bubblegum

[sand cove]

oh wow

I mean yeah she is a dictator (even tree trunk calls her that)

but like by definition aren't like all royal families technically dictators? I mean they don't get voted in and they can kinda do whatever they want and make whatever rules, and they can't get like voted out or anything

idk

[cosmic summit]

Isnt she like canonically

Constantly biologically experimenting with living beings

And like trying to be immortal

And is kinda insane

[sand cove]

I mean I don't think she's trying to be immortal she kinda just is

[sand cove]

she's causes two different zombie apocalypses lol

[cosmic summit]

mfw nazi zombies

oh wow send me the link so i press it

free money

i cant believe it

<@&1133519078540185692>

[sand cove]

haven't we reported him like a million times

[jade warren]

Have we?

[sand cove]

istg I've reported him twice

[cosmic summit]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sand cove]

idk

I think I have at least

maybe I forgot to ping mods and I just saw it lol

[cosmic summit]

hi lixxy

[dusty lynx]

is the egg able to be sold yet?

[vale cliff]

Eternal :(

[sand cove]

:(

[severe aurora]

🍕

[gray flower]

Anyone know what happens to the extra copy of Balatro if I buy the CloverPit bundle?

Seems to me it doesn't recognise Balatro in my library already

[severe aurora]

you could gift those to someone, then purchase cloverpit only again.

those recognize is setted by distributor side.
if they doesn't support it in subscription, steam will warn 'it will be overwrote in your library' message.

[gray flower]

game recognise game, i've got a big nose too

[severe aurora]

cause they tie the (sale)subscription only work with purchase both once.

in 10% sales, i think just purchase those separate would be better.

[thorny garden]

[gray flower]

I was going to buy separately, but I figured if I get an extra copy then why not, and then gift extra copy

but it doesn't look that way

just wanted to try confirm this

[severe aurora]

those were first introduced from valve distribute they're own games.
and still distributors got 'choose to not use those' right for more money.

steam didn't force those at all.

that's the quite issue from customer side.

when humble bundle keep give you duplicated extra copy days, some distributor realise just leave customers to giveaway extra copy is much profit to them.
long time passed but still, some distributors doesn't use those and keep overwrote same game in customer's library.

[gray flower]

Yes, I see what you mean

[severe aurora]

no extra copy of same game bullshits.

[gray flower]

It's quite a big difference

I just bought the full game separately 🤷‍♂️

[frail summit]

is that silksong herself??

[thorny garden]

no fucking way it's jane silksong

[lethal owl]

balalo

[lyric elk]

omg im so jealous

[loud badge]

doom eternal on sale for 4 dollars?

[frail summit]

first try

[pearl flume]

Me: trying to fall asleep.

The Eldritch demon who appeared for 0.5 seconds and replaced my coat with itself before transforming back when I opened my eyes:

[full roost]

oh how I miss acnh

[lime shale]

1.5k at piano tiles, It stops getting faster after some time so you get used to it

[severe aurora]

Assassin's Creed New Horizon

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB3eXQOUvA8

[full roost]

ah! can't, numb, help

[severe aurora]

Armored Core New Horizon

[full roost]

Are Cantonese Numbers Helpful?

[full roost]

i could go for some kebab rn ngl

[torpid mulch]

about to play oneshot, is it good? any tips?

[glossy fulcrum]

ive heard its good

[signal kraken]

one of my favourites

the only tip i can give is just experience it. if the game closes on its own or asks you to close that won't disqualify an oneshot run but if you close on your own without being asked to, it will disqualify

[cosmic summit]

I eat it

[signal kraken]

it won't go to your account

if you want a legitimate answer, that's why it warns you in checkout if you get a bundle with a game you already got

[somber steeple]

aint nobody using "idwtctstbihtsaidwtbttnisshfy"

[whole junco]

Man whatever idwtctctbihtsaidwtbttnisshfy

[scenic solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZg0_P2bqXs

Speaking of horror Balatro.

[thin hamlet]

if you already have a game that's in a bundle, you'll just get the games you don't have for the price of just those games with the same discount applied

[steep crow]

GUYS QUICK WHAT DO I SAY

[final wren]

I love you

[candid storm]

I love you

[dreamy blaze]

the illusion of choice

[leaden depot]

You open the door

[sand cove]

what

[loud badge]

the autumn sale on steam?

[sand cove]

woah

[loud badge]

that's what i said when i saw it

now i own doom, i wonder if ill ever play it

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeGBS62yBVM @remote lotus

[sand cove]

I don't think my parents would let me get them 😔

[glossy fulcrum]

dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives all the same

you’ll see what i mean in due time

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

You received a moderately large sum of money. (1 million dollars)

Your family and acquaintances all want a cut.

What is your response and how much do you give if any ?

[glossy fulcrum]

i give some to my family cuz they’re awesome

though i’d be a greedy bastard and keep most of it

[orchid pelican]

<@&1133519078540185692> spam link adove me

[weary vale]

🔫

what is happening

[glossy fulcrum]

we love you moderators

[weary vale]

b2b links is wild

[severe aurora]

||1984||

[orchid pelican]

Hollow knight : Silksong

[pearl flume]

"Mankind knew that they cannot change society
So, instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts
But they found beauty in the lives of beasts
And couldn't lie to themselves about it"

[modern heart]

Heaven or Hell

[severe aurora]

Both 🤡

[cunning barn]

there’s beauty in the lives of humans too…

just… significantly less…

[vale cliff]

Duel 1
Let’s Rock

[cunning barn]

Paper?

[final wren]

Fish

[warm mountain]

are you ready for ze new world order

[woeful tide]

Indie war pt2

[stark meadow]

Why is jimbo only a flying head

[woeful tide]

Isn't he?

[frail summit]

backtracking time

[stoic sequoia]

Woah hk screenshot in the silksong economy

[frail summit]

Bought both games a few days ago

[sand cove]

How is this

[frail summit]

Ive seen the same person randomly react to one of my messages with random emotes

[sand cove]

Oh ok

Because like is the same as 💀 right?

[sand cove]

Same ❤️

[vital mortar]

kinda

[sand cove]

Also she’s cute >_<

[brittle talon]

furry 🫵

[sand cove]

NUH UH

JUST BECAUSE I WANNA HAVE A CAT TAIL AND CAT EARS DOESNT MAKE ME A FURRY

[brittle talon]

(deltarune spoilies)

[full roost]

hm... that's Jimbo from balatro... in the off topic channel... mods, burn this guy's house to the ground /j

[frail summit]

Canon

[tepid cave]

Furry 🫵

[sand cove]

I AM NOT

JUST BECAUSE I LIKE COSPLAYING AND WANT TO OWN A FURSUIT (JUST FOR COSPLAY) DOESNT MAKE ME A FURRY

[vale cliff]

Bro why the /j

Made me think you were joking shake my smh

[crude plinth]

Inside your soul are two wolves.
They are gay. You are a furry.

[sand cove]

I’M NOT GAY OR A FURRY I SWEAR

[vale cliff]

One is gay. The other is a furry.

Wait

[sand cove]

I’m bi 🔥

[vale cliff]

Are wolves furries

[sand cove]

BUT

[sand cove]

No

[sand cove]

Thats irrelevant

[vale cliff]

Your About Me is lying 😔

[sand cove]

I’m a gay bowser

Different

[vale cliff]

Imagine if wolves were furries

[sand cove]

I’m have two wolves inside of me, one is a gay bowser, the other is a straight bowser. I am bi

[vale cliff]

And like, instead of wearing suits of different animals

They just wore people suits

So they’re just weird-looking human skins running around on all fours

[sand cove]

Fleshy

Not furry

I mean most furries dont even wear fursuits (not that I know much about furries)

[vale cliff]

I mean, humans are slightly furry

[sand cove]

Having hair doesnt make someone furry

[crude plinth]

This took a turn.

[sand cove]

Soul?

Say that again…

[crude plinth]

Like I don’t think an actual animal can be a furry of itself.

[vale cliff]

All furry animals are wearing fursuits made of themselves 🤔

[sand cove]

Im wearing a skinsuit made of myself then

[vale cliff]

My scalp is wearing a fursuit

My scalp is a furry

[sand cove]

:0

Rate my bed

[vale cliff]

Blahaj???

[sand cove]

You know im trans right?

[vale cliff]

No, like, I like it 👍

[sand cove]

🔥

[crude plinth]

Well done, child.
You will soon be promoted to senior tumblr user.

[sand cove]

YY

*yay

[crude plinth]

You are really nailing that computer science major lifestyle!

Do you like Ramen?
I hope you do!

[sand cove]

I eat like two meals a day and one of them is almost always instant noodles 😭

[sand cove]

Btw for context my dad just moved so my bed isn’t set up yet

So i took the worst picture i could

[frail summit]

this is just sans

[full roost]

same shit I do with the ppl that keep asking me

"omg dude are you gay" they say
"no, I like women" I reply

little did they know I was actually bisexual

and if they find out I can say I never lied lmao

[full roost]

oh. that's sans undertale. in my hollow knight.

[sturdy ferry]

the humble Blow high

[unique jungle]

Damn

Yooo

[severe aurora]

👩‍🦲

[tepid cave]

Nah, furry 🫵

[severe aurora]

scary and fearful.

[vital mortar]

i’m taking my cat and going home

[signal kraken]

You are a furry

Like objectively

[full roost]

why

[safe meadow]

A ghost town

[severe aurora]

Tekken

[full roost]

makes sense

[full roost]

hair acquired 🎉

[remote lotus]

erm yes i like sleep deprived ?? but why did you ping me??

[signal kraken]

They hit the million dollars

[remote lotus]

that video was a year ago why did you ping me for that im so confused😭

[signal kraken]

Idk 😭

[remote lotus]

blud doesnt know🙏

[signal kraken]

I forgor 💀

[inner dome]

Silksong

[tepid cave]

Cant say who I didnt played silksong

[inner dome]

You should play silksong

[tepid cave]

No money

To spend on games

[inner dome]

Ask your family to give it to you for Christmas

Ez

[tepid cave]

Good idea

But I want to finish hollow knight first

[inner dome]

Do you have hollow Knight

[tepid cave]

Yep ps plus

[inner dome]

Christmas is in like 2 months, so you could probably finish it somewhat easily

[tepid cave]

I hope so but I can play only on weekends so I doubt it

[inner dome]

Oh btw there are multiple endings

[tepid cave]

Yep its over

[inner dome]

It's like 4
One of them is hell on earth to get

[tepid cave]

Good to know. And how hard is it ?

[inner dome]

The 4th ending has you beat every single boss in the game

In a row

With the hardest boss in the entire game at the end

[inner dome]

There are over 40

[tepid cave]

That dont sound that ba-... oh

Damn

[inner dome]

Don't worry it's easier to get the true ending

I cannot spoil how to get it though

[tepid cave]

Thanks :)

[inner dome]

Good luck

[severe aurora]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

[kind ingot]

E

[regal remnant]

Anyone wanna play gartic phone https://garticphone.com/en/?c=221030b300

[shell blaze]

Do you guys think Cloverpit is gonna be overshadowed by megabonk?

Both are phenomenal roguelikes

It’s sad they both had to come out at the same exact time. Lol

[tawny terrace]

https://youtu.be/pYcmjq0CRjo?si=K55BvXtbysfdQgHd

[topaz sedge]

Dad Joke: What do you call a medication for nocturnal birds that relieves their headaches?

Tylenowl! 🦉💊

[orchid pelican]

unlocked the megamush today :)

[final wren]

AGAIN!?

[tawny terrace]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[orchid pelican]

https://x.com/Obsidian/status/1974215697845923976 this is a huge problem now

Obsidian (@Obsidian)

A security vulnerability affecting our games that use Unity has recently been identified. 
 
As a precaution and to keep you safe, we have temporarily removed the following titles and products from digital storefronts while we implement the necessary updates to address the issue:

X · Oct 3, 2025, 8:51 PM

[wheat coral]

i love leper

[pale swallow]

HELP???

[covert gyro]

2x pimpy 3x bape pimpy son OPP

[subtle whale]

I'm starting to regret voting for Trump more and more every damn day

[covert gyro]

Pimpy son OPP trying to find some pre-work out techniques (spinach)

Albert Einstein and Stewie griffin

[sand cove]

Why the fuck did you vote for a convicted felon who ran for president illegally

Plus the fact that like he is genuinely one of the worst people on the planet

Openly admitting to voting for a facist who did exactly what hitler did to get elected is crazy

[subtle whale]

I watched interviews

Kamala yapped about her childhood

Trump talked about genuine issues and gave solutions to them.

Shouldn't have voted for either of them

[sand cove]

Trump accused immigrants of eating peoples pets

All he’s done is been racist

But also why even bring up politics in a BALATRO server

😭

[subtle whale]

Why do I have to explain this every time

THIS

IS

THE

OFF

TOPIC

[sand cove]

No dude

[subtle whale]

CHANNEL

[sand cove]

It’s not appropriate conversation???

[sand cove]

*sends porn because it’s #🃏・off-topic *

[subtle whale]

Now there's a specific rule on that

[sand cove]

Have you read rule 5?

You’ve broken it like

Many many times

[subtle whale]

Once

And yeah

Rereading the rules I see it now

My mistake I forgor

[sand cove]

The daily bible verses thing

[subtle whale]

In off-topic

If you don't like it then block me

Mods didn't give a damn

[sand cove]

Just because it’s an off topic channel doesnt mean you can break the rules 😭

Fucking weirdo

[subtle whale]

Now we're resorting to insults

Why do people do this?

[sand cove]

Why do people bring up politics in a server dedicated to a video game

Video games are an ESCAPE

I’m not here to talk about how fucked up the world is bro

[subtle whale]

If it was someone promoting child transgenderism you prolly wouldn't give a flying fuck

[sand cove]

I am a transgender child

Also <@&1133519078540185692>

[sand cove]

Literally what does this mean

[subtle whale]

I'm not saying I agree or disagree with it

Idc

[sand cove]

“Promoting child transgenderism” you mean talking sbout how children can be a minority???

[subtle whale]

Idc what you bro

It ain't my business

[sand cove]

Then why bring it up as if there’s something wrong with it???

[subtle whale]

Im bringing it up cuz it's hypocritical

Okay

[sand cove]

I said “im not here to worry about how fucked up the world is” and you said “i bet you wouldnt care if someone mentioned transgender chuldren”

[native jewel]

Shush

Take it to DMs or somewhere else just not here

[azure flicker]

[sullen portal]

ding dong

[azure flicker]

give me some time to read sorry

[glossy fulcrum]

transphobe ?

[subtle whale]

No

[azure flicker]

seems to have mostly resolved itself for now, please ping if anything else happens!

[native jewel]

Von you changed your name 😭😭😭😭😭

[cunning barn]

hi.

[glossy fulcrum]

haii

[sand cove]

:3

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[sand cove]

^-^

[glossy fulcrum]

meo

[sand cove]

Oh yea my dad moved in with his girlfriend and she has a cat so now half the time when im with my dad im living with a kitty ^_^

[dense salmon]

Ping me for a very big number

GUARANTEED TO BE BIGGER THAN THE NEW TALISMAN LIMIT

[subtle whale]

Kitty?

[signal kraken]

What happened I was eating dinner

[subtle whale]

Political argument

I forgot the rules so my mistake

[glossy fulcrum]

kitty. it means a young cat.

[signal kraken]

Rule five ❤️

[sand cove]

Hi

[glossy fulcrum]

ugh i hate rule five i wanna OWN the LIBS

[signal kraken]

Destroy them with facts and logic

Every time I hear Ben Shapiro’s mannerisms I am reminded of the olive garden copypasta

[sand cove]

Oooh I don’t know that one

[subtle whale]

ME TOO 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[signal kraken]

Let’s say that, hypothetically, you really did have unlimited breadsticks. Now, since they are unlimited, that means that you will never run out. However, on Earth there is a limited supply of the materials required to make breadsticks. Thus, if I were to attempt to eat as many breadsticks as possible, I would not be able to as eventually you would sell out, am I correct? Now that we have established that there are infinite breadsticks but finite supplies to make them, would it not be reasonable to conclude that you are either breaking the laws of physics, or are lying to me? And since one cannot break the laws of physics, logically you must be lying to me. Facts don’t care about your feelings liberals, you have committed the crime of false advertising and must give me free food or I will inform the authorities.

[loud badge]

every time i quote facts dont care about your feelings nobody knows what im talking about

and im scared they think im being genuine

[glossy fulcrum]

dude this is literally exactly how he talks

[leaden depot]

true patriots approve this message

[loud badge]

could you do one in the context of balatro

the lack of realism would really get under his skin i think

[signal kraken]

Likely

[signal kraken]

That’s why I am reminded of this copy-paste lmaoao

[glossy fulcrum]

i think its funny that shapiro always says facts dont care about your feelings but theres a bunch of facts he chooses to ignore because they go against his feelings

[signal kraken]

THIS POST HAS BEEN VERIFIED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS:

[modern heart]

@wheat coral

[subtle whale]

🇺🇸

[loud badge]

Okay, folks, let’s talk about Balatro. The game. The little roguelike deckbuilder everybody’s obsessed with right now. And honestly — I’ve had enough. I’ve had enough. Because we need to have a serious conversation about the fundamental breakdown in logic this game represents.
You’re telling me that I can play a hand with five Two of Clubs — despite the fact that a standard deck only has one Two of Clubs — and that’s just fine? That’s acceptable to you? Okay. That’s magical realism now? That’s cute? Sorry — no. That’s objectively false.
You know what else is false? Jokers. Jokers that do things like double your hand’s multiplier or summon celestial beings from another dimension to add two more cards to your flush or whatever insane thing they do. That’s not a “strategy.” That’s a fantasy novel with playing cards.
And don’t even get me started on spectral jokers. "Oh Ben, it’s a roguelike, it’s not supposed to be realistic!" Okay. But you know what’s supposed to be real? MATH. Okay? MATH is supposed to be real. You can’t just throw 400x multipliers on a hand of trash cards and say, “Oh wow, look how clever I am!” No. You played a pair of 7s. That should not earn you a small nation’s GDP.
Also — tarot cards? Planet cards? Excuse me? Did NASA authorize this? Did the Vatican sign off? Are we just accepting astrological deckbuilding now as legitimate game mechanics?
And let’s talk about the economy. You’re telling me I can buy a joker that destroys other jokers to feed its own value — for three dollars? That is not capitalism. That is alchemical socialism and I won’t stand for it.
Listen: I like games. I like strategy. I like rules. But if your game is just throwing numbers into a black hole of chaos, calling it “roguelike progression,” and hoping the dopamine hits harder than the absurdity — then I’m sorry, but facts don’t care about your feelings, and I don’t care how shiny your holographic foil effect is. You're playing nonsense with a joker hat on.
End of story.

[signal kraken]

I mean he did say facts don't care about your feelings, not his

[signal kraken]

NAHH

[glossy fulcrum]

true…

[loud badge]

you ever seen ben shapiro raging about the song imagine

the whole time he was raging bc he couldnt imagine essentially, what a colossal self own

[azure flicker]

[signal kraken]

He could have that condition where you can’t visually or auditorily imagine things like its pitch black I have it but forgot the term

[subtle whale]

Balala

[proud venture]

Are you thinking of Aphantasia?

[loud badge]

i remember it was like
"Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too"
"you're living in a fantasy world"

funny you shuold mention that

[signal kraken]

Yeah

[vale cliff]

Gpt?

[signal kraken]

I don't think it is meant to be taken literally

[vale cliff]

The one right before did not sound like this

[signal kraken]

The song itself but idk I am more of a Harrison and McCartney guy

[wheat coral]

gg brother

[signal kraken]

They admitted it was from gpt but deleted that

[vale cliff]

Oh

[loud badge]

yh

[signal kraken]

The copy-pasta I showed was made before any generated ai

[loud badge]

sorry i was busy fantasizing about having a girlfriend

[glossy fulcrum]

it was probably the first copypasta i’ve laughed at

[cunning barn]

hi, again

[glossy fulcrum]

hai

[cunning barn]

haii

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[cunning barn]

:3

[sand cove]

Oh ew

[signal kraken]

swear jar:
:3 jar:

[vale cliff]

Tbh, it’s not like it’s objectively bad or anything

[glossy fulcrum]

my :3 jar would be overflowing

[cunning barn]

my :3 jar would hold more money than i have ever owned

[glossy fulcrum]

ai’s not good for the environment

[cunning barn]

true

[vale cliff]

I think I’m just so desensitized it reads like gibberish to me now

[vale cliff]

True

[sand cove]

Even if you use it for sillyness, it still trains it

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[loud badge]

it is probably bad for me to use it for silly things

but you know what they say something something no ethical consumption under capitalism

[cunning barn]

personally i never use ai except for the google ai overview thing

and if i’m doing actual research i click on the attached links

[glossy fulcrum]

you can turn off the ai overview by adding -noai to your search

[vale cliff]

Why are they AI-generating search engines now…

[sand cove]

I use ai to goon to c.ai /j

[glossy fulcrum]

personally i dont like the ai overview because it gets info from reddit and other uncredible sources

[cunning barn]

well yes but if i need a quick answer ai is admittedly nice to have

[glossy fulcrum]

same

[sand cove]

Whats the best cd?

Cds nuts

[balmy compass]

tbf jevil would do that

[cunning barn]

gottem

[glossy fulcrum]

made a whole chatbot of my self for this purpose

[sand cove]

I can do anything!

[glossy fulcrum]

okay im taking the joke too far

[sand cove]

Wha