🃏・off-topic

[vital mortar]

absolutely

[near dagger]

Lanolin?

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whos face would you touch?

[distant moat]

Won my first Issac run today. Holy shit.

[safe meadow]

I finally managed to get a successful fruit build going

Seeds I find to be worse than the ores

[hollow eagle]

if ypu all had a choice

save a world, or save the character youve been following/playing

what would it be'

[safe meadow]

@unborn swift Look, I finally did it!

[unborn swift]

ooohh peak

I wonder if pear or amethyst is the equivalent of baron

in the meta

accounting for endless

[safe meadow]

They're literally the exact same

The pear and amethyst I mean

[modern heart]

I think cats might be more equivalent?

You get the silly Cat essence and keep stacking 13X mult

[unborn swift]

ya I know

[unborn swift]

oh true

asking for 13 cats in a normal run is absurd

[safe meadow]

13X mult is ridiculous

[modern heart]

Cultist builds too kinda

But that's more like shoot the moon or hit the road

[safe meadow]

These numbers were insane

[hollow eagle]

does some1 want to help with this moral dilemma

[ionic copper]

So cool to see it as 100% player
Good job!

[glossy fulcrum]

whats it

[glossy fulcrum]

you’re only getting started hehehe (good job)

[hollow eagle]

its just some like final thing of a game but

[pale swallow]

would you grow this beard if you could? (spoilered cause its not that funny, like at all.)

[glossy fulcrum]

i would never grow a beard

imagine a bearded femboy

[hollow eagle]

well would you rather save a world or save the main character

[glossy fulcrum]

lowk kinda fw it but i could never

[glossy fulcrum]

main character so i can keep playing

[hollow eagle]

well if the game ended at this choice

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

save the world lmao

[pale swallow]

this would do

[hollow eagle]

because i either return the sun and save the world or i return home

this choice is splitting me

[unborn swift]

I could never get a cultist build

[unborn swift]

i’d see like 2 - 3 of them at the start then never again

[glossy fulcrum]

return the sun

this is like an extreme trolley problem

i think its pretty similar anyway

[pale swallow]

no the answer is obvious

go home, more people like winter anyways so just keep it a permanent winter (No sun)

[glossy fulcrum]

the sun exists during winter

smh

enjoy your -200 degrees winter

[pale swallow]

nah im a... SUMMER FAN (screams of the damned)

if you couldnt tell by me being a star

[prime wigeon]

Sigma

[modern heart]

I've done it a few times, it's okay

[wheat coral]

Clover pit's pretty fun

[dawn verge]

https://x.com/PanikArcade/status/1971606271561175365

Panik Arcade 🕹️ making CloverPit 🍒🎰 (@PanikArcade)

🚨 WE JUST LAUNCHED OUR GAME!!!:🚨

‘CloverPit’, a roguelike slot machine nightmare
the demonic lovechild of Balatro & Buckshot Roulette

- manipulate the slot machine
- break the game
- earn a gazillion coins?!
- pay off your debts…
- or else…

X · Sep 26, 2025, 4:02 PM

[old cove]

Not me btw

[kindred mauve]

What is this

[dawn verge]

[]^[]

[hollow eagle]

no

[distant moat]

Yep.

Beaten The Heart now.

[civic copper]

Is John Balatro stronger than John Helldiver

[sand cove]

I know John undertale is slightly stronger than John Balatro

[civic copper]

Dang

The powers along in the multiverse is nuts

[pale swallow]

decided to play some lameass roblox game where openai makes stories from a prompt

[glossy fulcrum]

booo ai booo

[tepid island]

#GuessTheGame #1231
🎮 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1231

[subtle whale]

Man I need a fuckin girlfriend

[sour pilot]

this is a balatro discord

[subtle whale]

This is the off-topic channel

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario. (Submitted by Mr.nikx3n)

A plague is sweeping the lands, spreading on wind and water, blood and bones The plague is known for being easily mistaken for other ailments or simple tiredness and ennui. Luckily your kingdom is one affected by it less then most and your head scientists are researching a cure as we speak.

However, you received a plea of aide from bordering kingdoms, begging for entry, for safety and aide, the rich and noble offer their gold, the warriors and peasants their loyalty and lives.

We're already stretching our resources taking care of our people and funding the research, what is your order, my liege ?

[wheat coral]

who the hell is this joker

[cunning barn]

Jimbo [???] (Perishable)
All cards played give +2 mult, retrigger each played card.

[frosty robin]

trying to make a balatro inspired game, is there any like less blunt descriptors than “balatro-like”? maybe something like jimbo-like but that’s not the clearest

[vale cliff]

Why not just roguelike?

If it’s balatro-inspired, it’ll be evident in the gameplay

[severe aurora]

not just cards, Clover Pit is 🎰 that age rated higher. 🤔

[sand cove]

I mean same but like this is NOT the place bro

<@&1133519078540185692>

This doesnt feel allowed

[vale cliff]

Same

But tbf this is #🃏・off-topic

This is still kinda sus, though

[sand cove]

Right like this is against the rules

[vital mortar]

rummy type game

[modern heart]

I want to like Clover Pit but it really feels like they leaned too much into the 'Slot Machine' aspect and give the player pretty much no agency lol

[wheat coral]

spin to win babt

[proud venture]

it's just a blatant scam that's been going around. people's accounts get compromised and then bots try and phish other people using those accounts

[severe aurora]

those kind coin scam message isn't that first time in here.

[modern heart]

yeah they are pretty common

[proud venture]

not sure exactly what you mean there, but this exact set of images has been sent here at least a dozen times

[severe aurora]

seen several times in here, and kids nowdays install many things in they're phones. 😏

[vast narwhal]

E R M, H U M A N I R E M E M B E R Y O U' R E G E N O C I D E S

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880032834050478101/1421348188841050153/image.png?ex=68d8b527&is=68d763a7&hm=4f6a8c1b81e58d546326361622bfc3f56f2e67435db975ad317322c35960cfc9&

[severe aurora]

💬 don't trust humans, only trust your LLM grill friends.

[vast narwhal]

true

h u m a n, m e o w

[vast narwhal]

:3

[lime shale]

ehem, do to guys breath manually when someone mentions it like this, or blinking or feeling your tounge

[foggy crow]

I hate you bro i was about to sleep 😭😭😭

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

are you my mom/dad?

[vale cliff]

Mom

[cerulean marlin]

sorry ffor the late reply but how is this game? i'm thinkin about pickin it up but i'm not too sure

[sand cove]

I hope the next collab balatro does is with banban

[severe aurora]

🗣️ he is still warm

[lime shale]

any wallpaper suggestions :D

[storm condor]

It's over

[sharp bay]

Mega homo 🙏

[safe meadow]

It's called Luck be a Landlord

On steam

[humble smelt]

Serj, daron, you can't just talk about serious political topics while saying penis and poop jokes

[sharp bay]

1984 or something

[misty jolt]

happy that i play balatro spoiler free

[daring crag]

What type of spoilers would there even be

[misty jolt]

name of the blind

[daring crag]

That is not a spoiler

[misty jolt]

any thing related to the game

[daring crag]

Ok you do you

[misty jolt]

kay

[misty jolt]

key'

[modern heart]

I want to like it, but compared to Balatro and other Roguelites it feels like the player doesn't have much agency. Only an hour in though, thats just initial thoughts

[vital mortar]

saw some cool ones on Pinterest

[wheat coral]

Good

You get more agency as you play more

[lime shale]

ohh yeah, alr I'll try to find smth there, thx

[vital mortar]

np stuntman

[sharp bay]

Jimbo dies at the end

[misty jolt]

already know

[severe aurora]

but all the peoples die eventually. 😏 🪦

[sharp bay]

Even eternal Jokers?

[bleak matrix]

TwT

[pearl flume]

Which one should I get ?
My top 3 contenders rn are

Sandstorm Insurgency.
PvZ Garden Warfare 2.
Arma 3.

[safe meadow]

PvZ Garden Warfare 2

[wheat coral]

clover pit spoilers

[tribal knoll]

The unlockable/undiscovered cards.

[pearl flume]

Would you rather:

Relive your life again once you die with your memory intact
Or
Respawn in another world with your memory intact.

[vital mortar]

isekei me

[severe aurora]

[vital mortar]

♣️

[pearl flume]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[cosmic summit]

Assuming this "relive" is gonna be a parallel universe thing to avoid the grandfather paradox i'm gonna pick option 1

My knowledge wouldn't benefit me if i suddenly got reborn in like 5000BC

or another world without like oxygen or anything

Though there is a slight chance i get reborn in Agartha, so i might consider it

but the risk is too much

[shell blaze]

Having a hell of a time winning with Watcher. I get the jist of her kit, but I feel like if you don’t get the infinite calm and wrath build she struggles hard.

If anyone knows of any other good builds for her please do tell.

[loud flame]

[final wren]

Also, I half-made Balatro irl. (mostly made some of the jokers with pictographic visuals of their effect)

[hushed latch]

chat, i need more reaction images

[modern heart]

@wheat coral It seems I have hit the wall

[wheat coral]

yeah

[modern heart]

had a fun build going at least

[wheat coral]

I've made it to the debt after that because I was on a money run and rolled using ciggies for money suitcases

[modern heart]

it feels like build direction is super reliant on the ||phone||

yeah i could see a good streak of suitcases beating this lol

[wheat coral]

I had some like 2500 vouchers but I held r because I passed the debt

I couldn't reroll anymore

[modern heart]

||Cat Food|| is kinda insane

[wheat coral]

||have you seen jimbo yet||

[modern heart]

||ive seen he exists but i havent gotten/unlocked him yet||

[wheat coral]

||ive gotten some nuts jimboes||

I also think I was the first person to get the cultist achievement

[modern heart]

||So I assume part of the 'main quest' is to equip all Cadavar peices and win a run?||

[wheat coral]

||yeah I think so||

[cunning barn]

what is this game

[wheat coral]

||ive gotten all 5 and gotten a displayed finale debt but lost||

[wheat coral]

Clover Pit

have you unlocked the memory cards sizzle

[modern heart]

are those the bunch of playing cards i just unlocked

or something else

[wheat coral]

the analog to tarot cards you get from fullskipping debts

[modern heart]

oh, i dont think so

[wheat coral]

They act as run modifiers

[modern heart]

so do i gotta pay off a debt right at the start of a round?

[toxic vale]

if anyone is looking for a quick game (demo) with kind of a balatro feel to it this on is great

[wheat coral]

Yeah you get offered a deal

Make sure you put the deal on hold and take the phone call first

[modern heart]

i talked to the phone first

what do there

@wheat coral

[wheat coral]

do anything that suits your run

[modern heart]

oh

[wheat coral]

if you take the deal first you just lose the call

[modern heart]

gotcha

oh, so these are like... ||artifacts in Risk of Rain||?

[wheat coral]

||i was thinking of them more adjacent to like limited use decks but yeah sure||

[modern heart]

||I LOVE INTEREST||

[wheat coral]

I think the inverted hamsa is going to be my fib for this game

[modern heart]

holy fuck

[wheat coral]

think I made it to 10

[modern heart]

we were out here manifesting lemons

[wheat coral]

sizzle you fw the ||necronomicon||

[modern heart]

havent seen it

[silver merlin]

https://www.tiktok.com/@realcolonelsanders/video/7534577807100218637
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790123862737944576/1421670004167806976/rcs.mp4

[wheat coral]

sizzle i won

[modern heart]

hell yeah

[pearl flume]

Please choose an Ability:

Play The Hero- Create up to 2 clones of yourself that carry out your will. You will control them as you would yourself but without moving your own body. They disappear if they take too much damage or focus is lost.

Rock Parade- A graceful roll or spin while on the ground, during this you are immune to all incoming damage. The less weight the user has, the faster the ability trigger. Rapid usage of this ability quickly drains stamina.

Mirror Of The World- This ability activates when in high stress situations, thinking does not pass time, time moves only when you move, if you ever relax during the high stress situation, this ability is disabled.

[modern heart]

Where is Iron Clad Faith or The Circle...

Mirror of the World is SUPER HOT tho so I'm taking that

Or Drift actually that could go hard

[safe phoenix]

silksong?

[modern heart]

look at this goofy shit i got going on

[sand cove]

Misogynistic lesbians ride up

[modern heart]

i ended the run with like 133 in my wallet

but got 203 throughout the whole run lol

yoooooooooooooooo there he is

[vale cliff]

“They said lesbians. Stop being disrespectful” 💀

[vital mortar]

what’s that game called

i love insider trading

[modern heart]

Clover Pit

[vital mortar]

i’ll look it up

is it free perchance

[balmy compass]

noup

and im craving for it

pip my dice is a good one too

[vital mortar]

i heard about pip my dice but i’m trying to decide between that and hallow knight rn

[modern heart]

I haven't played Hollow Knight, but it's probably the better option if you like platformers

[dawn verge]

🙂

[vital mortar]

idk this joker shouldn’t be buying anymore games until he get a job

or at least applies to disability

i’m the joker

idk this looks more appealing to me

i like yahtzee

i like balatro

balance

of the vices and virtues

[pine owl]

hollow knight and this seem to be entirely different genres

[vital mortar]

all indie

[pine owl]

hollow knight is an amazing metroidvania that alongside cave story made my younger self delve deeper into indie games

[vital mortar]

love indie games only ones i dont feel comfortable sailing the 7 seas for

[vale cliff]

So buy them all

[pine owl]

wait for a sale on hollow knight if cash is tight. games not very new so id wager a sale isnt unlikely

[vital mortar]

i am broke college student

it’s only $15

but

just without the cash flow that i’m used to

[vale cliff]

Yeah I forgot money was a thing for a second

[vital mortar]

money sucks

[severe aurora]

so dave the diver was indie?

[vital mortar]

nah that’s made by a big company

[severe aurora]

word 'indie' sounds like 'hipster' nowdays.

hollow knight investmented lots of dev budgets, even in still a small dev scales, it's hard to called 'indie' anymore.

definition of 'indie' from the first place was bullshit anyway.

[vital mortar]

true

[severe aurora]

just a marketing, branding sticker.

biggest chinese capitals can just make a ghost company somewhere in the europe, then release game trough those name to 'call themselves indie'.
actual products are coded by tons of chinese and north koreans.

it's actual reality of 'indie games'.

[vital mortar]

they’re buying a lot of farmland here

to grow the plant

but ai scares me more

[severe aurora]

someone throw great idea on market, and rest 99.5% of design copy and mass low budget labor outsource production, distribute trough 'parasite platform like roblox' with generated games flooding on market.

CP2077 is much brighter then our age.

[vital mortar]

sadly

but it feels like there’s nothing we can do about it

[severe aurora]

you can dance on the stairway. 😏

[severe aurora]

🤡 💬 only legally allowed behavior is being insane

[vital mortar]

america drew me insane

world keeps spinning

that one makes me dizzy

a bit hypnotic

jiggly

i’m already in bed

just roke up

[sand cove]

I mean I get it tho

[vital mortar]

he might need it

on some real talk though this game saved me

it got me to finally get help

it got me back in college

[sand cove]

Fr?

[vital mortar]

fr

[sand cove]

Yay

[vital mortar]

i was a degenerate who played vidya and worked a dead end job

but this game allowed me to finally describe my trauma in a helpful way

and now im back in school

for compsci

emphasis on cybersercurity

but i took this game too seriously

and doc

[sand cove]

🎉

[vital mortar]

wanna play some balatro?

[sand cove]

Wdym?

[vital mortar]

what do you play on

[sand cove]

Are you asking to play a single player game with me?

[sand cove]

I don’t mean for this to come across as rude but like you know you can check my roles right?

[vital mortar]

yeah i can see

im nonbinary myself

[sand cove]

Ok?

[vital mortar]

i need to make my own tags

sorry im new

to discord

and making friends

[sand cove]

Ok?

I’m so confused 😭

[vital mortar]

sorry they banned me from the mp discord

[sand cove]

Whats mp?

[vital mortar]

multiplayer

[sand cove]

Oh

Why did you get banned?

[vital mortar]

for being manic ig

[sand cove]

Right

[vital mortar]

but on my meds im much more

[sand cove]

But like did you do anything..?

[vital mortar]

balanced

[sand cove]

Thats good

[vital mortar]

not really]

[sand cove]

Sorry about that

[vital mortar]

its finne

my meds usually keep me asleep through the night but i took em too early

so now im wired

[sand cove]

Wired?

[vital mortar]

yeah its weird

like my entire body is buzzing with energy and nothing to do with it

keeps me up

so i game when im up

or try to atleast

[sand cove]

Why are you telling me this lol

[vital mortar]

idk

just need someone to talk to ig

just need a friend

and im not too sure whos real in this discord

messes with my head

[sand cove]

What are you talking about

[vital mortar]

im on meds for it

[sand cove]

Bro???

[vital mortar]

yo

[sand cove]

Ok..?

[vital mortar]

sorry

ik its scary to a lot of ppl

but im docile

[sand cove]

Why are you venting to a stranger on a balatro discord server dude I’m in bed im watching youtube I don’t know you

[vital mortar]

ik

sorry

[sand cove]

You know..? 😰

[vital mortar]

thanks for listening to me at least

you do you

[sand cove]

Your welcome i guess

[sand cove]

?

Oh

Wait literally what does that mean in this context

[vital mortar]

sorry localthunk isnt controlling my keyboard anymore

[sand cove]

Am I like having a stroke or something what the fuck are you talking about bro

[vital mortar]

no your not im just clinically insane

[sand cove]

Ok?

[vital mortar]

in the membrane

[sand cove]

Good for you

👍

[vital mortar]

and you keep talking to me

[sand cove]

I’m just incredibly confused

[vital mortar]

im just the illeszt mentally

but im doing better

[sand cove]

What does this mean

[vital mortar]

well mentally ill usually has a bad conotation

i was just trying to make it funny

[sand cove]

Does it?

[vital mortar]

well

[sand cove]

Also you’ve been telling me how you’re manic and possibly schizophrenic

[vital mortar]

in america atleast

yeah this is online

in public the cops get called and they dont know how to handle it

handle me at least

[sand cove]

???

[vital mortar]

dw about it

[sand cove]

Then why tell me 😭

[vital mortar]

bc youre listening

no one ever listens

[sand cove]

Not really

[vital mortar]

youre replying

[sand cove]

You’re kinda just talking at me

[vital mortar]

i am

ill stop

[sand cove]

I’m kinda just saying “ok”

[sand cove]

👍

[vale cliff]

Lol what

[sand cove]

Not even the weirdest convo i’ve had with a stranger in a discord server

[vale cliff]

One time a girl told me she saw the future in her dreams

[sand cove]

woah

[vital mortar]

apologies

[storm condor]

the tom in tomboy secretly stands for tomfooleries

[sand cove]

then what does the boy mean?

[vital mortar]

you should listen

[calm idol]

did she look like this

[severe aurora]

🍅

[hollow cedar]

67 aura

double 6/7

[vale cliff]

Sadly not

[vital mortar]

welcome back gamers

[tough sky]

Heyy

[undone silo]

What a good mobile game

[undone silo]

No an actuall mobile game not trash

No... no it osnt

Isnt*

[tough sky]

Pokerist maybe?

[undone silo]

Bro why are we talking about china

No give me the name of a good mobile game idgaf bout them jnderpaod chinese children

Dude idc bout them underpaid ppl

Not chinesd js in general

[tough sky]

Texas pokerist will keep you entertained all day lmao

Or sudoku

[undone silo]

Hell nah

Bro k then tell me a non chinese mobile game

Im not in my 80s bro

Im to young for dat game

[tough sky]

Going home for sure cuz I’m broke as hell

[tough sky]

Well it’s great for killing time

[undone silo]

Bro with no jiggle physicz

[tough sky]

Sudoku goated

[tough sky]

Check out ||erolab|| games? You can play them on mobile browser

[undone silo]

Lemme check

Bro why do u know that

Omega goonrr

[tough sky]

The art is great

[undone silo]

No?

[undone silo]

No ur a gooner

[tough sky]

Including sudoku?

[tough sky]

[undone silo]

Bro nvm i alr found a good gamd

Thx for nthn

Okay?
Is the name of the game

No

[tough sky]

Don’t call me out like that🤣

[undone silo]

No go k*y

Bro i said no

I alr have another addiction i need no more

[tough sky]

My recc is Taiwanese btw

AND their art is really good

Food for the mind

[undone silo]

No i want a game that includes a mother trying to kill her child cuz god told her but then the child goes to the basement then her womb then to satan then to satans older brother

[tough sky]

*my recc

[undone silo]

Wdym dead space

How does that resemble dead space in any way other than the mc having the same namr

[tough sky]

Tried uno?

[undone silo]

Yooo is that the guy from fartnight?

Insane

[undone silo]

All my friendships are gone cuz of that

[tough sky]

Imao I bought uno flip and it never ended well

Yea that’s why I don’t spend a single penny on them. Free2play only

Well…

Maybe time to go back to paper sudoku then

[undone silo]

Nah uno no mercy is worse trust

[tough sky]

Oh hey. Got another recc

[undone silo]

Yo dont forget to drink water btw

[tough sky]

Any game from Odencat. Good quality and great writing

[undone silo]

I dont trust u

[tough sky]

Angel road / bear’s restaurant/ fishing paradiso

What do you mean

[undone silo]

Bro how many gooner games do u know

[tough sky]

Boy these are not gooner games

[undone silo]

Get a life

I dont trust u brah

Cewl

[tough sky]

Look it up brah

U saw that too?

[undone silo]

What?

[undone silo]

Omagahd did u js assume my gender i need to see ur manager

Nah i get all the money

U get a lifd

Great deal no?

[tough sky]

Duh…

You think I’m a he?

[undone silo]

Insand im suing u

[tough sky]

Sorry I cannot hear you I’m kinda busy

[undone silo]

No i thing u should get a lifd

[undone silo]

Too bad skill issue

[tough sky]

Should have left my phone at home…

[undone silo]

Yeah well u didnt

[tough sky]

Stop calling stop calling

I don’t want to think anymore

[undone silo]

He def well

No i wont

[tough sky]

Already did

[tough sky]

Like i said brah. Check out Odencat. Their games are great.

[undone silo]

No i wont

Bro i wont join the darl sidd

Stahp

[tough sky]

If you’re a girl then ||nu carnival|| ? Might be great?

Idk just thinking

[undone silo]

No im a boy

Why would a girl talk to u guys

Like bro lower ur expectations

No

Js no

[tough sky]

Haha

Ooo

Ragnarok online

Real but still great on pc

Well i play them mobile version too. Nothing much

Oh well

Stardew valley?

[undone silo]

Solded is crazy

[tough sky]

Pinball?

[undone silo]

No no i wont

It most prob corn gooner anime shihh or smth

[tough sky]

For your reference btw. Any of these are nice. 0% goon

Yea nice to know. I just enjoy the stories

[vital mortar]

round and round

[tough sky]

My eyes are killing me

[vital mortar]

it’s a bit hypnotizing

[undone silo]

No no wont

[vital mortar]

i like the one where you stop one

[undone silo]

I love em considert it once irl too

[tough sky]

Can you just play blockblast or something

[undone silo]

No that one suck

[undone silo]

Nah

[tough sky]

What do you wanna play atp?

[undone silo]

I woudl too ngl

[vital mortar]

it’s ok as long as you can order some bots around

[undone silo]

Smah

[tough sky]

Huh

[vital mortar]

bean bag shotgun with a glock with a switch

[undone silo]

Smah

[vital mortar]

i want them to resist

also full leathal on valley of the dolls

[tough sky]

Eggy party then?

It’s like…cuter version of fallguys

They got nice costumes too

[vital mortar]

is it free

[tough sky]

Yea and it’s on mobile

[tough sky]

Nothing is ever free?

[vital mortar]

i like marvel rivals and overwatch

but those are multiplayer games

i’d play tf2 if it wasn’t just hacking bots

i’d rather talk to real people

[tough sky]

I used to play sausage man. Not bad. Funny costumes and items

[vital mortar]

sausage man?

[tough sky]

Same. Werewolf should be a great game then

[vital mortar]

i love were wolf

not like that

[tough sky]

Yeah it’s a funny name. I mean the characters are literally sausages

[vital mortar]

i’ll have to check it out but it sounds like a real sausage party

[tough sky]

Lmao

I used to play town of salem

[vital mortar]

i’ve heard about that

[tough sky]

Mobile lol

[vital mortar]

heard of that too

[vital mortar]

hard to find good mobile games these days

well ones that aren’t goonery

[tough sky]

That’s why I’m sticking to sudoku and balatro

[vital mortar]

well there can be a balance between the two

[tough sky]

Maybe

[vital mortar]

its hard to find good mobile games

[tough sky]

Tried pokerist before and found it super boring

[vital mortar]

i don’t really like poker but i like the hands

i do like black jack

[tough sky]

Black Jack is fine for me

I cant lmao

[vital mortar]

much easier once you can

[tough sky]

Thx

[vital mortar]

np

[tough sky]

RCT classic?

[vital mortar]

i have no idea what that means

[tough sky]

Nice sandbox

[tough sky]

Roller coaster tycoon classic

Also on mobile. Nice and calming

[vital mortar]

true

but to make things officially

that’s the dream

like coding

and they also exploit they’re devs by taking a 8:2 cut

i think i might need a fact check

[tough sky]

I see a ton of ripoffs on roblox

Kinda sad

[vital mortar]

that’s why fortnite is better

[crude plinth]

There is going to be a roblox revolt/revolution when those roblox kids grow up.
They legit went through a warzone...

They also have official deals and at least the appearance of decency so there is that.

[tough sky]

I don’t really prefer fortnite’s graphics but yeah still better

[vital mortar]

balatro x fortnite when

get these kids on a journey to self improvement

[tough sky]

Balatro x minecraft plsss

[vital mortar]

that’s something that is quite possible

how’s the job market there might move

[tough sky]

It just looks kinda meh to me

Honestly it might be the color in game

[vital mortar]

darn

job market sucks here

that’s why i’m going back to college to finish a degree

cybersecurity so i don’t get hacked again

[vital mortar]

help others to do the same

[tough sky]

Global job market is going nowhere ig

[vital mortar]

i am slightly

any day now really

[tough sky]

Saw a documentary once. Phd grads turns to delivering food

[vital mortar]

probably

[tough sky]

Yea. My guess? The top 10% got even more greedy

[vital mortar]

more like top .01%

do the aussies have it better

[tough sky]

That’s literally just sad

[vital mortar]

i like aussies can’t stand brit’s

or the french

probably

just can’t wait for the aibubble to pop

[tough sky]

Is world peace even possible

[vital mortar]

or we might be in a

maybe on mars

[tough sky]

Kinda hard to believe

[vital mortar]

situation

[tough sky]

[woeful rampart]

What exactly would it mean for it to pop?

[vital mortar]

all these investors realizing that they lost the race to china

[tough sky]

2008: the sequel?

[vital mortar]

more like 1929 the sequel

but i’m not too worried about that stuff bc it’s out of my control

[silver merlin]

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[vital mortar]

bc i’d probably end up in a cabin in the woods living off the land

[woeful rampart]

That doesnt sound like the bubble popping to me, sure American investors will probably be out on money, but if china does make a good ai and win the ai race, the ai bubble would certainly live on

[tough sky]

Yea I’ll just stick to using my brain

[vital mortar]

the ai bubble is the only thing keeping the us economy going

[woeful rampart]

So by hoping the bubble pops, what you really mean is that you hope the US economy fails?

[vital mortar]

nooooo

it’s just that ai is poisoning towns

it’s almost like they have an infinite money glitch

[tough sky]

They’re printing Monopoly money atp

[vital mortar]

yup

i can’t

tried

true

[tough sky]

Is trade school a good option?

[undone silo]

Smah

[tough sky]

Duh

What is even going on in the server chat

[tough sky]

Hooowwww lmao

[balmy compass]

mods

[tough sky]

Genuinely curious about scoring in this

[balmy compass]

i love bossrush

[tough sky]

How are u scoring lol

[balmy compass]

with faith

It's usually easier to make combos with mods.

[tough sky]

🫡

[balmy compass]

install betmma

[vital mortar]

send this to me pls

[tough sky]

Gotta go now

GN

[balmy compass]

xd

[vital mortar]

fine i’ll make my own server and send it there

[vital mortar]

what is it

ain’t playing

can’t wait until i have my pc back

[vital mortar]

my poor laptop

[severe aurora]

ASSUS

[vital mortar]

when the imposter asus

[eternal swan]

hey ladies

[sand cove]

🤤

[amber yew]

https://imgproxy.pinside.com/oJDB1kJkX4IK14crrw5IH8AzZLSpiNFkdy5_0eoB3v8/rs:fit:2048/fn:pinside_archive_1164_a0dacd54f95e/enc/iKXwXSPYKptXQFU_HFliHs76NzVHOsS02hPJgDUD_lLwx1tag_UXqSBlqyViFbKYQS9o4eVaWdxPz8aQEChg6WuNbSAs0eZxwhTj-sCkyyT7ZNcDj5akL_-08XVOt8o8.jpg

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[sand cove]

Balala

[steady silo]

back in my day i remember when all the ppl in here were talking about deltarune, oh the good ol days

[vital mortar]

this may be a sin

but i’ve never played delta rune or undertake

[sand cove]

So sad

Play undertale NOW

[sour pilot]

i played undertale but not deltarune
when someone mentions a thing from deltarune it feels like im walking in on a conversation halfway through it

[sand cove]

I mean the first half is free

Just get the demo

[vital mortar]

that’s how i feel with silksong rn

i’ll test it out here in a bit

[twin gull]

There's a building in my city called Cavendish house and it always makes me think of balatro

[steady silo]

banana house

[stark meadow]

Chat 🗣️

Chat 🗣️

Is THE MACBOOK PRO 2017 15 INCH STILL GOOD IN THE BIG 25🤔?!

Or 26

What...ever

[vital mortar]

decent should be enough for some “light” gaming

mods may be too much

[vital mortar]

be careful on doxxing yourself m8

[cunning barn]

haha now i know you live in a city! i will be coming to your address promptly

[stark meadow]

Idk im supposed to get one in the next months im gonna download win 10 or 11 on it n play sm gta v again but idk if its yk work without burning the fk outta my flesh

[vital mortar]

such is the life of laptop gaming

[stark meadow]

حقيقي

[vital mortar]

fire literally

[modern heart]

@wheat coral

[wheat coral]

Nice

[vital mortar]

what do they mean

the symbols

[modern heart]

slot machine symbols

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what is it that you do here?

[magic sun]

anything but balatro

[cosmic lark]

I have a ton of disagreements with you

Roblox shouldn’t be on the list on its own, for one, because it’s more a game publishing site than a game itself

[torpid mulch]

me?

[cosmic lark]

I also think cuphead should be higher and Omori lower

[torpid mulch]

and i disagree because omori to me has been very very deep

and it has helped me through a lot, and helped me cope with a lot

respectfully though <3

[modern heart]

"I disagree with your personal opinions and tier list of games based on how much you like them"

????????????????????

[torpid mulch]

hi deltarune person, i have not

played the game yet

[cosmic lark]

As in if I were making a list it would be different and want to have a discussion

About games

[modern heart]

Its fine its just you started going off like you had disagreements on a joker strength tierlist or something lol

[torpid mulch]

i want to have discussions

[modern heart]

i was actually going to ask but i guessed you just hadnt lol

[torpid mulch]

however i will not discuss roblox

it is not the sum of all its parts

[cosmic lark]

“Going off” and it’s Roblox not being a game 🥀

[torpid mulch]

it is the average

which is BAD

[torpid mulch]

yeah sorry, undertale however is amazing

in fact its so good i do not think deltarune can compare for me

[modern heart]

meant more so saying omori should be lower and cuphead higher

without the context that you meant "if i made my own list"

[cosmic lark]

Ok

[cosmic lark]

Ok, but why isn’t steam on the list instead of all the games you’ve ranked from steam?

[torpid mulch]

i would like to say, not the same thing

i do get your argument

[leaden depot]

this is certainly a list of games placed in an order

[cosmic lark]

I agree that Roblox sucks overall tho

[torpid mulch]

sustained

too late to change the list

but valid

i would however remove roblox entirely rather than ever move it up

[cosmic lark]

That’s what I mean

I agree with its placement as an average I just think it shouldn’t be there as the entire platform

[modern heart]

I think Roblox has at least some justifications to be on a list unless there were specifically Roblox games you would like or hate enough to put on the list. Roblox could be an "on average i feel X about the games on roblox" or something. Steam while similar does have more recognizable games on the otherhand, so its easier to just put them onto the list

[cosmic lark]

The thing is ranking Roblox as a platform says nothing

[modern heart]

Is this a preexisting list btw? Or a custom one?

[modern heart]

As I said, it can represent an "on average I feel X about the roblox games I play"

[torpid mulch]

preexisting with some games added on

[modern heart]

gotcha, can u link it please?

[modern heart]

And then more clarification in discussion if it comes up

[cosmic lark]

Yeah but we don’t know if those are the games with gameplay (Block tales as an example) or the cash grab games. Disliking or liking either is valid but are both very different things being ranked

[torpid mulch]

https://tiermaker.com/create/1000-video-games-15303565?downloadedImage=true

also list was outdated

i edited some small things later

here is the final thing

mostly the same ofc

[cosmic lark]

Just curious, what prevented ultrakill from being higher on the list for you?

[torpid mulch]

not sure

3 things

id say

(combined)

depth of story, depth of gameplay, unique gameplay (esp this)

[cosmic lark]

Fair enough

[sand cove]

the top like three tiers are correct, and the rest are just bad opinions

[torpid mulch]

ultrakill is a very VERY common

type of game

[torpid mulch]

mf "Bad opinions" 😭

[cosmic lark]

If you do a common game better than the others I think it’s still a good game imo, I can get what you’re saying though

[sand cove]

odyssey, binding of isaac, stardew, tf2, untitled goose game, goat sim, *** FUCKING GTA V***

all great games

[torpid mulch]

oh yeah fs

[torpid mulch]

:3

[torpid mulch]

which is why

[sand cove]

oh shi I didn't realise you was chill like that

all good then

🔥

[cosmic lark]

Dawg its opinions

[sand cove]

shut up you're fricking mouth 😡

[torpid mulch]

it is higher than games like shady knight, neon white, the doom games imo aswell

[cosmic lark]

You don’t see me ranting about how I hate vivziepop with my heart and soul bro

[torpid mulch]

because

it does it so well

[sand cove]

andy and leyley in B tier??

🤨

[torpid mulch]

aww

[torpid mulch]

i recognice myself in the characters

[leaden depot]

At least SUPERHOT is in C tier. It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years.

[cosmic lark]

Shady knight was fun, but I def agree with ultrakill being over it

[sand cove]

WHAT

[torpid mulch]

no but i have some bad opinions

but as a roguelike entrepeneour

binding of isaac

walked

so the others could run

same w gungeon

and slay the spire

BUT

[sand cove]

I still can't believe two of my favourite people (Toby Fox and Weird Al) have collabed with her

[cosmic lark]

Uhhhhh

[torpid mulch]

its time for them to sit down

[torpid mulch]

:/

[cosmic lark]

Honestly I think it’s more vivzie collabing with fox

[sand cove]

Do you have anything to share with the class?

[torpid mulch]

I know but uhm idk

what you want me to say

[leaden depot]

asking isaac to sit down when the game is finally about to stand is odd

[cosmic lark]

I have issues with the dialog and writing even though the animation is sick as hell

[torpid mulch]

thats fine

i dont think its the best either

arcane is better

and uh

uhh

uhhhh

black mirror

[cosmic lark]

I’ve never seen it

Black mirror

[sand cove]

I hate watched the first seasons of both hazbin and helluva, so I feel like I can comment. The premise of both shows are amazing, and I really can see myself loving them, but they're just bad, because Vivzie isn't a good writer (imo)

[sand cove]

it's actually goated

[sand cove]

Like a bunch of demons that are hitmen who go to the world of the living to kill people that sinners who died and went to hell hated???

thats amazing

but then the show is 90% jokes about sex

there is a song about someones wife pegging him

[torpid mulch]

oh no like

you dont have to argue

i agree

[sand cove]

like I have the humour of a 12 year old and even I don't find that funny 😔

[torpid mulch]

the shows are mid imo

[cosmic lark]

Yeah

[torpid mulch]

i have her as a pfp

because i feel her as a character

and we share the same name

thats it

[sand cove]

she was like the only good character

Hazbin was alright, I thought the snake guy had some good moments, same with the cat (I don't know their names lol)

and again, the premises and plots of them are great, they're just poorly excecuted

there were some plot twists in hazbin that actually got me and a small part of me wants to watch season 2 but at the same time I can't be bothered

[torpid mulch]

either way gn

[torpid mulch]

leaving it at that

'lest you have more questions

[sand cove]

I am so scared

[torpid mulch]

no

[sand cove]

I would like you to share HOW you relate to the characters

[torpid mulch]

i have not

had sex with my brother

[sand cove]

Oh ok

[torpid mulch]

in fact i dont even have a brother

[sand cove]

what about your sister 🤨

[torpid mulch]

no sister either

[sand cove]

oh ok

[torpid mulch]

i am the sister

[sand cove]

yay

[torpid mulch]

i just like how it

that

[sand cove]

I mean tbf I don't know much abt the game other than THAT but it seems like an alright game (other than you know what)

[cosmic lark]

IMO shows should challenge themselves to have at least 80% of the jokes to be “family friendly” as in not using swears or sex as an easy way out

[torpid mulch]

and many other games on the list (omori, milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk, the static speaks my name)

i can relate

to the mental problems of the chars

mcs

Sorry

[sand cove]

I've wanted omori since like 2022 and have avoided literally every spoiler, and I finally got it in July and still haven't played it 😭

I really should tho

[torpid mulch]

yes please do

it is

unfathomably boring

at times

[sand cove]

All I know is it's about mental illness and there's a thing called the white room

[sand cove]

me reference

[torpid mulch]

and honestly a pretty bad rpg game

but

the story

is really really good

[sand cove]

ya

[cosmic lark]

IMO the only rpg battle system that’s fun for me is the deltarune system

[sand cove]

unless I didn't see it, have you played the Apollo Justice games but not the Phoenix Wright games???

[sand cove]

what about undertale?

I mean deltarune is better but undertale is still fun

[cosmic lark]

Only the bosses

Deltarune I also find the basic enemy battles fun cause of the TP system

[torpid mulch]

I must have taken

the wrong game

im sorry

i played the phoenix wright one

[sand cove]

yay

[cosmic lark]

Speaking of undertale I made a remix of Megalovania

[torpid mulch]

didnt see the difference

[sand cove]

the one in the list is the fourth game in the series (first apollo justice game)

[torpid mulch]

thats enough, let him play jazz

[cosmic lark]

Wdtm

[torpid mulch]

the rhytm in the song is hard to follow thats all sorry

also lwk sounds like jazz

[cosmic lark]

Might be the bass guitar lmao

I am severely addicted to adding bass guitar to my music

[torpid mulch]

god asgore

i want to

post combat (he's sweaty) cover him in chocolate

and lick it off him

like a cat

[sand cove]

so that you can't delete it

👍

[torpid mulch]

i would never want to delete that

i mean it

[sand cove]

good for you

[torpid mulch]

that and

hwei league of legends

[cosmic lark]

Ch4 ending ahh

[torpid mulch]

and tim henson

irl

also wilbur

[sand cove]

wtf

[sand cove]

one of my friends simps for them

[sand cove]

soot?

why..?

isn't he like

bad

[cosmic lark]

Ima head out

[torpid mulch]

extremely

which fucking sucks

because i cant like him anymore, for good reasons

he is a bad person

but he is hot

[sand cove]

sad when pretty people are bad 😔

[torpid mulch]

exactly

i only want trump to be bad

but its fine

instead of wilbur

i will oil up

boris johnson

[torpid mulch]

and lick his chest hair

[sand cove]

ok

[sand cove]

I would rather him not be bad

but ok

[torpid mulch]

gn

<3

mwahh

[cosmic lark]

When someone disses peggle so I lowk have to kill them

[sand cove]

me when someone disses peggle so I lowkey have to kill them

[vital mortar]

saw a can of beans and it reminded me of the chips to mult ratio

[gaunt pagoda]

balatro community

we're used to breaking things right

and i know atleast like 50% of this community is trans and by that into computers

anyone know how to remove parental controls on a switch, i jsut wann play games and my dumbass bought a preowned without being able to check

[dense salmon]

🫡 lava time

[gaunt pagoda]

ex cuse you

i just wanna play animal crossing

screw you that made me giggle

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

Is New Zealand a real place?

[wheat coral]

Yes

[lavish dawn]

[whole cairn]

I agree. It is a dumb question

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt. Question requested by J_J_J.

What would you write on your tombstone ?
Bonus: what shape would your stone be ?

[sharp bay]

Hell yeah

[sand cove]

I think it was made up for TF2

[signal kraken]

unless you want to jailbreak your system your best course is either contract nintendo support or the previous owners

just explain the situation and im pretty sure support will help, idk the only time i called support was about the 3ds

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/22447/~/how-to-set-up%2C-adjust%2C-or-remove-parental-controls-on-nintendo-switch

[signal kraken]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand

[signal kraken]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper

[cunning barn]

well it was fun while it lasted

[vale cliff]

Any aspiring writers who spend way too much time drafting concepts and too little time on stories?

99% of this not plot-relevant

[vital mortar]

runner keeps harassing me

he just keeps coming back

[candid nimbus]

Bro whats wrong with runner

people keep dissing runner when its just playing a hand and gaining chips per hand

its an ok card 😭

[vital mortar]

got him from a bufoon then couldn’t draw a straight for my life i sell him and i draw 3 straights

[candid nimbus]

LMFAO

balatro do be like that at times tho

[vital mortar]

flushes are more consistent

atleast

jazzy

[tepid cave]

He is called runner for some reason

[vital mortar]

that’s my #1 enemy