🃏・off-topic

[winter bobcat]

Can we kill this guy with rocks

[covert garden]

ur a loser

[dense salmon]

Slow mode for an hour

[burnt leaf]

*international

[hybrid panther]

@random osprey 🪢

[pearl totem]

the server is cooked

[cloud blade]

balatro mods after singlehandedly melting the shard their discord server is hosted on by pinging @everyone every two months as a prank

[willow zenith]

What the helly

[hard robin]

calmest day in the balatro community

[rough kettle]

Splash: every ping played counts in scoring

[turbid rune]

someone's getting demoted 😭

[random osprey]

Ive never moderated a big server and I didn't think about my actions before I made them

[tight iris]

inkrise infiltrator mentioned???

[plain marten]

that was hilarious

[drowsy oriole]

@vocal snow you thought youd get away with that huh

[grizzled hound]

Blid

[atomic jewel]

resign. now.

[plush ingot]

This is hilarious. Can't believe it's happened twice. Who was here the last time a mod pinged everyone?

[solar narwhal]

bruh the chat is so fast

[stiff snow]

Why does this always happen at 1AM is my question

[glacial jay]

i cba to wait for my 1 hour slowmode

[fickle moon]

hey at least u get to join egg now
for uh
idk ask egg not me 🤷

[quiet harness]

giggling

[shell echo]

Poo poo

[shadow crater]

Why tf did I get a 58 min timeout in server chat??

[quasi pewter]

My mod in christ, what were you expecting? @random osprey

[tiny sapphire]

Bruh moment

[tacit pawn]

Buh

[dark berry]

Whats going on in game chat. 😭

[timid axle]

i was here ig

[jade warren]

Put them in the timeout corner

[gritty oasis]

best way to get me back to this discord i guess

[merry matrix]

transphobe summoning guide; be trans and make an incredibly minor mistake that barely effects several people

[azure compass]

ok but can we at least have like a minute cooldown and not an entire hour
#🃏・off-topic and #🎙・server-chat dont have as much people as #🕹・game-discussion rn

[shell frost]

Timeout for transphobia and not bans?

[flat flax]

DEMOD DEMOD DEMOD DEMOD

[empty zodiac]

So…. no blue stake rework yet?

[jolly ocean]

Pack it up bro

[dense salmon]

This is ticking me off

[grim harbor]

They should make a channel where the only allowed message is pinging Juice

[stray hill]

transphobia? why would i be afraid of high speed rail

[vital mango]

Fire them into the sun*

[foggy meteor]

it literally makes you confirm that you want to ping the entire server. im really not buying this

[shrewd hound]

We used to kill people with hammers for saying things like that
Get that israel flag off of me >:(

[jade warren]

If some other mod wants to ban them, they can be my guest
I abide by a warning system always. If they continue to act this way, then I'll ban them then.
Ask anyone who's seen me here before, I don't discriminate and always do this.

[wind jolt]

Ok beluga xD

[weak frigate]

good job lmao

[spring badge]

why

[worldly grotto]

Flag react me if the ping was kind of funny

[verbal acorn]

idk

[hasty ruin]

Man people get pinged like 20 times a day, I get why other mods may be mad but why is anyone as an individual mad at this person

[digital sapphire]

Ever heard of "the game"?

Edit:My bad, this was only ment for that personal 😭

If I sell my perkeo will that make it up to yall

[brazen lintel]

Very unprofessional but whatever

[empty oyster]

Oh is that why some people are being really aggressive about it

[remote osprey]

I don’t like you very much

[tardy cape]

#freepalestine

[past kestrel]

no lol
this happens no matter who it is, pinging everyone for no reason is like a Discord sin in big servers

[frosty thistle]

True it's not a good look

[quasi trench]

are u really that clueless? demod urself lol

[warm mountain]

I'm gonna pelt you with rocks

[dusk flame]

Everyone pinged at game discussion is not in my list

[neon topaz]

LMFAO😭

[odd pier]

🧢

[worn swift]

i like itemlabel plushies who relates

[calm mauve]

Why can’t we just let mods embrace their silly side every once in a while and ping 160k people?

[unkempt mortar]

WHY IS THERE A 1 HIUR COOL-DOWN IN GAME DISCUSSION

[teal bobcat]

condolences

[onyx ledge]

an everyone ping and people going crazy

[fast orchid]

scroll up

[rocky girder]

@random osprey

[vocal snow]

I'm only upset because I thought it was 1.1 news.

[inner stratus]

React to this message if you are an obelisk believer

[shrewd cave]

juice you're cooked, say goodbye to your modding privaleges forever

[obsidian pilot]

i saw this happen in another big server once and supposedly discord didn't give them the warning like it was supposed to

[strange raven]

threats over a ping that can be just marked as read then ignored is crazy tho

[lime vapor]

did you not get the confirmation message?

[hidden topaz]

Whats with the random israel flag reactions

[random osprey]

No

[oak scarab]

this shit over an everyone ping is genuinely insane gang

[random osprey]

Idk if im using an outdated version of discord or something but ive never seen that before

[ivory hazel]

Absolutely cooked, you do get warned about pinging a huge group of people

[fresh mauve]

The @ everyone joker looks pretty strong, summons 30k jokers at once

[pastel heron]

@south echo
ngl chat im Israeli no clue why the reacts

[glossy flare]

funny game

[vale cliff]

What the hell happened while I was out

[dense salmon]

Why am I muted

[alpine turtle]

Prehistoric version of discord 😭

[south echo]

Fake and photoshopped wow 1 hour slowmode

[orchid pelican]

Irida

[soft granite]

[rancid girder]

does it anyways

[prisma heart]

That is how you get the Kagurabachi server

[summer locust]

Bloody hell just lock the channels for an hour slow mode didn't do anything lol

Lol 3 k have left the server

[red anvil]

Sooo uhh is all of this crashing out valid?

[strange belfry]

THE TRUE AND NEO CHAOS.

[gusty raft]

Indubitably

[south heath]

I don't imagine a ton of users being active at 4am is good for the mod staff but in the long run this will probably be just something to giggle about

[mild kindle]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[tall flare]

THIS IS SUCH CAP 😭😭😭

[frigid mountain]

The hell just happened? Other than the ping

[stone quail]

dude it's absolutely crazy seeing this message when i have at least 20 green emojis in my most used reacts section because i love to Green Things Attack my friends (it's my favorite form of polietly trolling my friends)

[oblique stag]

Hey Im all in this for the memes being spammed over 1 apparently simple mistake of pinging people that are hair triggered to know when the big 2025 update drops. We all make that small mistake of pinging over 150K people man

[hard ruin]

Ohhhh, my slowdown is up!

[wraith depot]

i cant load anything lmfao

[spring kestrel]

@clear peak caught you saying that shit

[severe aurora]

🍤

[fallen kelp]

I love pings

[lucid cairn]

Talking permissions are back lfg

Oh bruh its still an hour cooldown 💀💀💀

[plain mantle]

bolotro

[royal ore]

my last message of the night, send me out in style guys

[queen palm]

wild labubu in my balulu server

[pseudo tide]

I have a bomb will that work

[slate schooner]

\d

[undone crown]

Did the server get hacked or something? Tf is going on in general?

[jade mesa]

at everyone. is what happened

[meager mauve]

Mod was testing ping permissions and did an at everyone

[jaunty venture]

sigma boy

[silk slate]

honse

[rapid gulch]

Ah so all chats 1 hour slow?

[vital dust]

Guys do you think I can @ everyone ?

[nova shoal]

there was one time the owner of the blender server pinged everyone just to celebrate their friend's birthday

they left out of humiliation

[lean harness]

The chaos has been summoned plus a massive dip in members

[lyric iron]

1Hour cooldown 👨‍🍳

[idle kiln]

guys I got the most insane game but I got violet vessel on ante 8 and lost 😭

I NEED SOMEBODY TO SEE THIS
Im so MAD

[sleek merlin]

you just needed Joker, it gives +4 mult

[wraith garden]

The racists and sexists and homophobes and transphobes need to crawl out of their cave and talk more so they can be banned; we need another purge is all im saying and the everyone ping helps a lot for that

[idle abyss]

Good thing I am just a grammar nazi

[hallow raven]

everyone 1 month before update is crazy 🔥

[turbid surge]

forsen

[topaz sedge]

What is even happening on the server right now? It's absolute mayhem!

[quartz nebula]

@manic vigil accept my fr

[manic vigil]

done

[edgy stream]

first task ping @ everyone

[spark falcon]

[fallow cairn]

mods should introduce mod jail for naughty mods 🧠

[spark falcon]

Maybe the real balatro update was the friends we made along the way

[neat sundial]

I accidentaly cut my finger on glass at werk. Also the situation is so bad there's slow mode now. Well done.

[unkempt sinew]

losing with ancient is massive skill issue tbh, just upgrade flush and thin out some of the deck

[river vale]

I don’t think ancient chooses from the suits in your deck, I think it chooses from all 4 suits whether you have said suit in your deck or not?

It works differently than idol iirc

[turbid rune]

oh hey slowmode is only 5 minutes now. yippeee

[spark falcon]

Funny how this chat isn't going super fast

[glossy fulcrum]

its not where the ping was :p

[vale cliff]

People should introduce people jail for naughty people

[calm mauve]

The pregnant man react squad that materialised after the ping is so dedicated lmao

[frosty tusk]

They are working triple overtime

[spark falcon]

They cannot be stopped on their mission, god speed pregnant man react people

[flint pumice]

I must sleep now but know pregnant man react will live on in my heart forever

[shrewd olive]

did the discord get hacked?

[ocean tangle]

Baseball, uh

[mild kindle]

does he know....HE DOESNT KNOW!

[ionic fulcrum]

Someone post this on general for me I have 50 mins left

[elfin sinew]

chat help me get perms to talk outside the slowmode i want to rage bait haters
we are at least 3 fire reacts closer to me being able to tell an adult child to grow up

[pearl flume]

I think I just found a new favorite fashion trend.

Wearing a shirt or Tshirt that's so oversized it's basically a dress with floppy sleeves.
Comfortable, easy to wear and cute.

[ionic fulcrum]

@mild kindle thank you for spreading the pregman propaganda.

[elfin sinew]

group project
gaslight people who just woke up into thinking there wasn't an at everyone

[coarse grail]

"There are no pings in Ba(latro) Sing Se." 😁

[mild kindle]

TRUEEE, anyway back to being silenced😔✊

[lyric iron]

we need this but pregnant man emoji vs fiction 👨‍🍳

[sharp oracle]

Can't wait to check the game discussions again in the next hour to see if the Chaos still lasts.

[sand cove]

Did the transphobe pos get banned or something? If not then why not

[elfin sinew]

why wouldn't he?

[sharp oracle]

If no one reported them or the mods haven't caught it.
That's how he wouldn't.
Anyhow I'm not active so I dunno, but the transphobe is probably gone.

[sand cove]

Give it a water stone instead

Responding to message below because of cooldown. Foil is way better than wild and it’s not even close bro

[elfin sinew]

are there people who think wild is the worst modifier? i thought foil was worse than wild (talking here because i'm still on cooldown in everywhere else)

[shadow pelican]

god help us all

[tawny kettle]

Is the server being held hostage or something

[empty oyster]

Wild does kinda stink cause it means it gets debuffed by 4 different boss blinds

[kindred mauve]

Yea lmao wild is wildly BAD

[vagrant forge]

Toning down the slowmode for now don’t make me put it back up

[lyric iron]

[gray shadow]

Now that you’re here I have to ask, is there a lore reason why the everyone ping isn’t restricted for regular users?

[vale cliff]

Lore? Like balatro?

[vagrant forge]

It is

[gray shadow]

Ok thanks for checking 👍

[lyric iron]

the ping was intended to make one if not the best day ever in this discord server 👨‍🍳🫃

[kindred mauve]

The ping was awesome 👌

[storm dune]

fr, I'm taking notes for other servers ✍️

[pallid rose]

silksong..

[signal pelican]

wild is so ass and it's not even close, everything else actually has some value

[rotund kelp]

SILKSONG TOMORROW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dense salmon]

Spooky

[storm condor]

Girlfriend activity's

[exotic sequoia]

Wait im confused. Is this game like balala?

[orchid pelican]

Silksong tomorrow

[latent owl]

WNBA should allow trans athletes so it would be more interesting to watch crazy people play basketball

[full roost]

deadass who composed this shit how do you even play this 😭💔

[junior kite]

localthunk says he wants to work on balatro solo for now so does he even read the suggestions

[dense salmon]

Aw hell naw

[signal geyser]

I LOOKED AWAY FOR ONE SECOND

[neat sundial]

Tension

[neat sundial]

They were here before the ping. I was getting pregnant man reacted as early as three weeks ago and I'm almost definitely not the first.

[neat sundial]

That child looks concerned.

[torn stump]

Working solo ≠ not listening to suggestions

[neat sundial]

I just got my vitals done by a male nurse and it seems like he was trying hard. Never seen him before, so I wonder if the extra professionalism is because he's new or because he feels like he has to compensate for being a male nurse.

[neat sundial]

I'm at the clinic.

[ancient plume]

I got that much

[neat sundial]

Then what's the confusion?

[ancient plume]

Literally everything after that

[glossy pecan]

insane thing to read

[neat sundial]

Well, the lady-nurses aren't this polite or patient. 🤷‍♂️ They're not impolite or bad at their jobs, but they clearly treat it as just a routine thing that isn't that important and they almost never explain anything. Certainly not preemptively

[vale cliff]

Extra professionalism might indicate he’s professional

[ancient plume]

Most likely he could be new. Or he could like his job more than the average nurse.

[gritty oasis]

damn people are still freaking out about the ping after like 8 hours

[neat sundial]

That's what I was speculating on, but everyone acted like that's a weird thing to say.

[neat sundial]

That'd be an outlier though, is the thing. This clinic is pretty rural and in a poor area, so most things are a lot more blunt. Friendly, but not so professional.

[ancient plume]

It kinda is. There's only one socially acceptable case where someone talked about their last checkup. A 33 year old man, trying to live a quiet life.

[neat sundial]

The last sentence sounds like an impending anime plot.

[ancient plume]

More like a bizzare adventure

[neat sundial]

Also I'm still at the clinic. I'm bored, hungry, and pretty tired so the filter between my internal monologue and my external monologue is weaker than usual.

[neat sundial]

Indeed. ( Also, no hermit emote. 🙁 )

[ancient plume]

Eh ill take fool

I deserve it XD

[neat sundial]

Dang.

To be fair, the Fool is the protagonist of the tarot story.

[ancient plume]

Very great. Barely used tho

[neat sundial]

Individuation and deindividuation... but I've never liked such stories.

[vale cliff]

Iggy

[neat sundial]

All done. Got my blood drawn. I am so, so sleepy...

[neat sundial]

Tomorrow's gonna be a busy, busy day. My friend's got a brain biopsy.

[topaz sedge]

Quick question: What was up with the few people spam reacting 🫃 emojis on almost EVERY single message a few hours back in that everyone-ping aftermath?

[neat sundial]

The mpreg people have been around since before the ping, they've just been more noticeable with the frenzy

[topaz sedge]

Oh. Are they a benign sort?

[neat sundial]

Yeah, pretty much. If there's any particular trigger, it's just them considering a person or situation mildly ridiculous.

I get hit with them a lot bc I'm strange and also find mpreg a bit icky to put it mildly, so it's funny to hit me with 'em. But it still doesn't happen often.

I'm not hostile to them and vice versa, it's just part of the culture here. :shrug:

[topaz sedge]

Ahh, okay then. So I have nothing to worry about.

[neat sundial]

Yeah, not so far as I know anyway. The whole ping situation was pretty silly.

[topaz sedge]

For me, this whole thing transpired between 3 and 4 AM in my local time zone...

[dense salmon]

Yo its magic deck

[neat sundial]

Yeah, I think it was around that for me, but I work night shifts, so that's my equivalent of early evening

[topaz sedge]

In my case, I have the day off from work, because I don't work Wednesdays and weekends.

[dense salmon]

I’ve never used magic deck

[neat sundial]

I'd recommend it. It's not the best deck, but it's B-tier at least. If you're willing to fish for ante 1 charm tags, it can be an S-tier start.

[topaz sedge]

If we're talking about the actual Balatro deck, this deck starts you off with 2 copies of The Fool Tarot.

[neat sundial]

It's my personal favourite.

[topaz sedge]

Meanwhile, I'm the crazy fool who is still stuck on a self-imposed Chips Only Challenge on Gold Stake with a Plasma Deck.

[neat sundial]

Crystal ball is also really good.

[neat sundial]

I hope you get it!

[dense salmon]

Interesting

I’ll have to play eventually anyways

And good luck Frozen

[topaz sedge]

I hope so too. I've been stuck on it for MONTHS!

[neat sundial]

Yeah. For lower stakes it's better than Zodiac, but around Orange Stake the Overstock becomes more valuable than Crystal Ball. But even then, if you get good econ out of a charm tag it still has a smoother start imo

That's considered a controversial opinion tho, there's a lot of Zodiac glazers in this server. I don't value it too high because without econ Overstock is a huge tease and you're gummed up with planets and tarots when you need jokers in the early game.

[dense salmon]

I’ll keep that in mind

My personal favorite is anaglyph

[neat sundial]

Anaglyph is fun when it gets to pull off its gimmick. I'm trying to grind stickers with it rn, but getting runs going long enough to find a negative tag has been frustrating.

[dense salmon]

Well anyways I have to go so BaiBai and thanks for the advice on magic deck

Also I hope you can beat your challenge Frozen

[next oyster]

HEY READER! HAVE A GOOD FUCKIN DAY! BEST FOOT FORWARD. YOU GOT THIS.

[ancient plume]

Will do

[runic scarab]

anyone excited for lego batman?

[safe phoenix]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-ngc1K9PlWY

[runic scarab]

alright

[sharp path]

Pixel art i made today, ye

More pixel art i've made, yesterday tho-

[neat sundial]

Beautiful

[sharp path]

Danke

[brittle pivot]

progress :D

[soft granite]

my dad is john balatro

[neat sundial]

Bitte schön

[nimble saffron]

"Retrigger all cards for next 10 hands" cookie (not my screenshot)

[rotund grove]

You made all this?

[brittle pivot]

ye i animated allat

[brittle pivot]

layer hell

[rotund grove]

Well congrats that looks like it took a lot of effort and dedication

[brittle pivot]

thanks :D

[pulsar compass]

I did it once on Orange stake

[rotund grove]

Make sure u ping me once ur done with ur animation!!

[pulsar compass]

Bull, arrowhead, stuntman, seltzer and 400$

[rotund grove]

Dude im gonna silk my song so bad tomorrow

[topaz sedge]

What was that like, and did you have a set list of things you could and couldn't use?

In my case, I made a whole spreadsheet of things I permitted and forbade myself to use.

If I ever beat the challenge by clearing Ante 8 on Gold Stake with a Plasma Deck with the rules I set up, I'd like to see who else could try after me.

Maybe the higher-ups, the big Balatro streamers and maybe LocalThunk himself may want to try it.

Sure, it might be lofty dreaming, but isn't it nice to have a few lofty dreams from time to time?

[dry ravine]

Mine always get crushed

[pulsar compass]

I did it by accident
I got arrowhead in first shop

And then stuntman and invis joker.

Lucky cards have me econ and splash negated smaller hand size

And then i got bull.
It was a cool run but i moved on soon after and i don’t have the seed

[pearl flume]

I am trying to remember something extremely oddly specific...

A Japanese dev walks on stage to talk about his game release conflicting with another game then says the name of that game sarcastically before saying he'll give the fans 1 week before releasing his game so they'll have time to play the other game.

Yes, this was reminded to me by Silksong.

[rotund grove]

Did you know that human flesh tastes like pork?

I recommend you to stick with pork though

[dense salmon]

Does anyone here like the great gatsby

[tepid cave]

Yeah I knew that

[junior kite]

how does one stick to pork

teach me your ways

[rotund grove]

Took me a long time to finally switch back to pork

Since it’s not that cheap nowadays

[neat sundial]

@paper crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lyhccGJHUk

[neat sundial]

And yet pork is filler meat for when you can't afford beef.

[rotund grove]

Exactly

[neat sundial]

Not to get political, but this is what happens when you put perfectly good moonshine in gasoline.

But for serious, can you feed cows corn stalks and husks? I think you can feed pigs that

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

can we annoy the server owner here?

[glossy fulcrum]

you can but uou shouldnt

[topaz sedge]

Wow! You were VERY lucky! As for me, as part of my challenge, Lucky Cards are not allowed. I can't use ANYTHING that would affect my Mult score whatsoever. Only Chips can be influenced.

[rotund grove]

I think they both can if it’s chopped up into silages, makes it easier for them to digest ig

[pulsar compass]

Lucky cards were so good at making money that I don’t know if I could have done it without them

[topaz sedge]

I agree. And I miss using them, but until I get through this, I'm going to have to wait a little while longer, still.

[dry ravine]

When I get a lucky card to pop both +20mult and +gold, I feel like I'm winning at life

[pearl flume]

Spring is coming.

[lucid cairn]

haha jimbo you are banging my daughter

[whole junco]

What would be the personality of a red onion

[tulip spoke]

Does anyone play the game kill the music or know someone that does I’m trying to start a discord community. Please at me if you do.

[indigo ginkgo]

Very funny
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[empty oyster]

I have a jewish friend who can't eat pork, I'll let them know this works as a substitute, thanks!

[limber gulch]

What is local thunks profile picture made of

[rotund grove]

hope i could be of help!

[jovial cipher]

Skong day coming up 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[turbid rune]

hmm. this chat is a lil slow rn. maybe a mod should @ everyone again :)

[shadow locust]

@weak forge hi

[terse arch]

rat

[fiery grotto]

Silksong tomorrow

[karmic slate]

There should be more Odd Todd X even Steven yoai

[kindred mauve]

There is any??

[karmic slate]

No I don’t think so 💔

[kindred mauve]

This is a cruel injustice

[gray harness]

jacking it as Jack with icicles in brotato

[hearty bear]

V

[hushed root]

im surprised there hasnt been any mention of this here yet

balatro rap from the stupendium coming Friday apparently

[sand cove]

So hype

[tired oracle]

Holy fecking moly

[sand cove]

Vid better start with a roffle intro parody

[hushed root]

Omg that’d be amazing

[dense salmon]

Wrap it up twin

[dense salmon]

Why is Uncle eating my food 😾

[ancient plume]

Cuz you left your fridge open

Rookie mistake

[sacred nacelle]

who wins in a fight memset or memcpy

[umbral musk]

does anyone know a good video software with minimal lag?

[elfin sinew]

are you trying to edit?

[umbral musk]

No, record, I got outplayed cause someone told me its good

[elfin sinew]

outplayed is ok but if you try to use those clips you're gonna have to deal with the outplayed watermark in the corner

i recommend OBS for recording because it's lighter and infinitely more customizable than outplayed

OBS also doesn't put an obnoxious watermark in your recordings, BUT you don't get that easy clip editing

[pearl flume]

Please choose a potion, you get 1 per week.

A potion that transforms your physical body and abilities into peak condition for 24 hours.

A potion that transmute any metal into gold.

A potion that greatly enhances critical thinking, learning and memorizing abilities for 24 hours.

A potion that tastes like your favorite food, fills you and has all necessary intake requirements for 1 day.

A potion of bees.

[glossy fulcrum]

BEES!!! BILLIONS OF BEES!!!

[neat sundial]

How much gold?

[pearl flume]

Bees it is then.

[smoky prism]

yeah i'm gonna have a bit of a problem sleeping tonight

[pearl flume]

Is your girlfriend coming over ?

[vale cliff]

!!!

[gray harness]

holy crrap muffer undertail

[dense salmon]

Yo gurt?

Wya my boi

@frigid saffron

[nimble saffron]

Silksong TODAY

[crystal vault]

For me it's still silksong tomorrow

[polar anvil]

Silksong at some point this year, most likely tomorrow

[signal kraken]

https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0 everybody stand for the balatro anthem

[torn stump]

merry christmas

[strange belfry]

"i think I can use @ everyone" -sojuicee

[wise helm]

Good morning

[fair mesa]

I played them

[stark zephyr]

Ohoho, it is skong day fellas

[torn stump]

Am I the only one who lowk doesn't gives a fuck about silksong or what?

[sand cove]

I mean it’s a sequel to one of the most popular indie games/metroodvanias in the world that got announced almost a decade ago

[tough gyro]

Me too

[topaz lion]

I mean it's perfectly fine to not care lol

Doesn't stop it being super hype

For other people

[torn stump]

So?

[sand cove]

So obviously people are excited? You arent special for not caring or anything

Let people be excited, you arent better than anyone for not caring

[strong token]

SILKSONG TODAY

[cobalt prairie]

Just got silksong

[rotund kelp]

2 HOURS

[cobalt prairie]

I got it early

[whole cairn]

I'm so hype for Silksong so everyone will stop posting countdowns. I'm keen for the countUPS

[cobalt prairie]

just defeated the ||Shade lord||

[lost ingot]

ONE MORE HOUR OMG !!!!!

[cobalt prairie]

IT'S GONNA RELEASE

[full roost]

"sunflowers go in the first lane!!"
"no, sunflowers go in the second lane!!!!"

y'all are all wrong.

sunflowers go wherever I want 🔥

[cobalt prairie]

what game is this

[full roost]

Plants vs Zombies 2

[cobalt prairie]

is it like balatro

[full roost]

I mean, it's got pixels, like balatro

[cobalt prairie]

This game plans to unlock in approximately less than an hour

SILKSONG

[surreal stratus]

when is Silksong

guys i've never played hollow knight, would it be dumb to start with silksong

[crude ravine]

Yes

[pearl flume]

Could a mod establish the silk song quarantine zone ? I don't wanna be spoiled.

[fickle moon]

maybe its better to just not touch internet until we finish silksong

[neat sundial]

I'm anxious.

[solid gazelle]

silksong is in my birthday 🎂

[iron dirge]

Silksong in 15!

[magic sun]

devs say you can start with either game, but the first game is good you should play

[neat sundial]

I never beat Hollow Knight

Too hard for me

[hidden grail]

silksong in 5 minutes

[tawny harbor]

steams down

[fickle moon]

rip steam

[lyric iron]

lol

[stoic steppe]

steam

i miss steam please give me silksong

ive never been so eager to pay money for something

[whole cairn]

Silksong hit 269k viewers on twitch right now. It should hit #1 soon 🤔

[brisk moth]

PLEASE

I CANT EVEN GET IT ON MY SWITCH

[magic sun]

looks like i dont have to skip class 🎉

[cobalt prairie]

I GOT THE GAME

[clever wolf]

the store is still dead to me

[half moat]

Yooooooooo!!

[brisk moth]

how

[river rock]

guys aaah STEAM RESPOND

[cobalt prairie]

STEAM

[fickle moon]

ok anyways
im just chillin here

[half moat]

Good job, sssdfg!

My steam is as unresponsive as ever

[plain pollen]

need help budgeting my family is dying

[vagrant forge]

THE SILK IS SONGING IT SO GOOD

[half moat]

I'm silking it

[vagrant forge]

yo if anyone wants to be oh so so generous

😈

[magic sun]

to the last minute they're generating hype

[clever wolf]

the page is still down for me

[half moat]

I got money, but I don't even have a computer

[whole cairn]

Guys no one gift me the game. Check my chat history, I have never played HK and never will. Please stop trying

[half moat]

Gift him the game just to spite him!!!

[plain pollen]

i will gift the game to anyone who sends me a video of them doing an irish jig in full proper attire, with the minor caveat of im lying and wont do that

[versed marsh]

YESS

[magic sun]

that aint the end bud

[versed marsh]

NOOO

[magic sun]

we not even close 💔

[cobalt prairie]

WAIT

[vagrant forge]

did you know that it's a land ruled by silk and song?

[cobalt prairie]

IT'S NOT LETTING ME ADD THE GAME TO MY CART

WAIT NOOo

[whole cairn]

Spoiler tag pls my whole family saw this and they're crying and shaking rn

[half moat]

It's real!!

[versed marsh]

fake

wait ill try to buy through my phone

[vagrant forge]

why is it $10 what 😭

[pseudo thunder]

Steam servers can't handle all the stress. Hecking indie company

[half moat]

Not sure

[whole cairn]

mfw Australian

[odd oxide]

3 mini paintings

[versed marsh]

SHAW!t up and take my money

[cerulean marlin]

UK price for anyone

[cobalt prairie]

off topic but

[vagrant forge]

off-topic in off-topic chat is insane

[whole cairn]

Please put this in game discussion smh. @mods this is getting out of hand /s

[versed marsh]

i think steam is back

maybe^

[cobalt prairie]

help

i want the hanging chad

[versed marsh]

#🕹・game-discussion

[cobalt prairie]

who dies

[cerulean marlin]

#🕹・game-discussion is the place for you gamer

[cobalt prairie]

no bro this is off topic I can talk about anything

[cerulean marlin]

i mean you're not wrong

[whole cairn]

Have you beaten the Plant yet? if so Chicot can go right?

[cobalt prairie]

no 😭

[whole cairn]

At least Chad is common. It'll be back

[versed marsh]

i can buy

[half moat]

You don't though

[versed marsh]

I CAN BUY

I HOPE

[vagrant forge]

i wish I could silksong it right now but i gotta wait like 18 months (2 weeks) 😭

[cobalt prairie]

why

[half moat]

Off topic, but what's that texture pack?

[cobalt prairie]

twig

[whole cairn]

wtf why

[severe aurora]

Elden Silk

[wheat inlet]

Im silking it rn so hard

[half moat]

Silk ring

[cobalt prairie]

HE BACK AND NO PLANT

[half moat]

Sell trib bruh

[vagrant forge]

bi-weekly pay 🤑 I made a huge purchase already so im just gonna wait it out lmao

[half moat]

I think I'm getting my paycheck tomorrow

[severe aurora]

Invest to yourself

[half moat]

But I already have money, not really a problem

[half moat]

960 Georgian Lari 🔥

[half moat]

Silkpost

[vagrant forge]

songpost

[cobalt prairie]

silksong is so overhyped

[somber steeple]

everything is crashing bruh

[half moat]

A friend of mine got it

[glacial glade]

I can buy silksong but i feel like i need to beat the first game before that

[half moat]

Well, duh

[somber steeple]

Fuck playstation

[cobalt prairie]

just buy it

[half moat]

I think. Not sure

[glacial glade]

Problem is its confusing

[somber steeple]

Rahhhh

[cobalt prairie]

don't play

[half moat]

That's the switch…

[half moat]

How so?

[somber steeple]

I know, i said fuck playstation

[cobalt prairie]

how to unlock petrogltph?

[half moat]

Reach ante 12

[glacial glade]

There's no direction i just gotta explore

[cobalt prairie]

oohhh

[half moat]

Your current build has it in the bag

[cobalt prairie]

just unlocked cause on new profile

I was an idiot and forgot to backup my save files

[half moat]

I see

[cobalt prairie]

while using an older vresion

[cerulean marlin]

everyone is talkin about peak gamin but it's not out yet???

[somber steeple]

You cant buy silksong on ps store yet

[cobalt prairie]

then my save go boom

[half moat]

Silkpost

[uncut vigil]

bro lives in antarctica

[cerulean marlin]

I'm more excited for a golf game than i am silksong

[uncut vigil]

move 10 centimetres to the left twin

should be out then

[turbid surge]

skong?

[cobalt prairie]

i hate skong

wasted 6 years

for trash

i just died

to the final boss

it was on 1 hp and I had no saves

[cerulean marlin]

i believe you

[vagrant forge]

i just beat the final boss

it's name was skong

[steep skiff]

I thought the final boss was the steam store page

[cobalt prairie]

i just started this is so bad

[vagrant forge]

and once i beat it the hollow knight gained a hornet and starting silking to the song

[whole cairn]

Sorry guys please DO NOT send me DMs for commissions

[cerulean marlin]

wait this is peak

[cobalt prairie]

localthunk make this

[rancid shell]

I thought silksong would be here

still cant download it lol, cant even load my steam cart

[sonic turtle]

its so sad chat

[whole cairn]

I should make the picture better but I have no talent

[chrome remnant]

has anyone successfully bought silksong already

[magic sun]

i got to the last page but no dice

[whole cairn]

It hit #1

[glacial glade]

Bro pre order everybody's golf hot shots already what are you doing!!

[fickle moon]

sheesh

[glacial glade]

Peak

Idek if this game is truly good I'm just following the path of glazing that everyone else is doing

[magic sun]

most wishlisted game ever for a reason

[vagrant forge]

it's been heavily anticipated and it's following it's successor Hollow Knight which was award-winning

[cerulean marlin]

I hate pacman!

[glacial glade]

More popular than Minecraft?

[whole cairn]

I dunno 🤷 I've legit never played it. I'm an unc so I can only play slow puzzle games

[glacial glade]

[chrome remnant]

wouldve been a perfect game for me if not for some of my minor complaints, hoping silksong solved some if it

[vagrant forge]

[fickle moon]

i would buy silksong and play it asap even tho i suck at metroidvanias
if i had and can

[cobalt prairie]

wdym can

you can buy the game

anytime

[boreal drum]

i lowk have no clue what a metroidvania is ✌️

[boreal drum]

not right now because steam is shitting itself apparently

[river rock]

I still couldn't buy it

[chrome remnant]

same

[glacial glade]

Fr

[whole cairn]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroidvania

Anyway I need sleep 👋 enjoying silking and songing

[mellow yoke]

peak

[glacial glade]

I dont like nonlinear exploration games 💔✌️

[chrome remnant]

350k viewers is insane

[cobalt prairie]

white palace is linear

[mellow yoke]

a third of a million people are watching peak rn

[glacial glade]

I say this but i enjoy soulsborne games

[cobalt prairie]

watching what?

[glacial glade]

He just said bro peak

[river rock]

https://youtu.be/iFZiTa_s_Ug?si=e53fVO3DL4oViA46

[cobalt prairie]

YOOO

[magic sun]

how can an exploration game be linear tho

[mellow yoke]

silksong

[cobalt prairie]

SILKSONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[glacial glade]

An exploration game with abit of guidance on what to do is more fun

[magic sun]

ahh i get what you mean

[cobalt prairie]

NO WAY

spoilers (ss)

[magic sun]

theres some hints on where to progress in hollow knight

[whole cairn]

Press any button to skip that shit. Why are you reading? Nerd 😎 gotem

[glacial glade]

So far I've only been hinted to buy a map and compass and thats what i did

I know i just need to explore and find stuff but I'm like debating if that's really fun or really boring

The main issue is finding out the end of the game

[boreal drum]

she hollow on my knight till i silksong

[chrome remnant]

same

[cobalt prairie]

just finished

this was fun, a great game.

[glacial glade]

Wdym you're finished

[cobalt prairie]

like, i completed it

[magic sun]

short and sweet

[vernal ermine]

10 min game

Here for it

[cobalt prairie]

i just defeated the ||final boss||

[vernal ermine]

I just need it to release on steam

[cobalt prairie]

NOOO

[magic knot]

WHERE IS IT ON PS4 RAHHH

[cobalt prairie]

I CLICKED ON ACHIEVEMENTS

[vernal ermine]

Postgame?

[cobalt prairie]

I GOT SPOILED

[surreal stratus]

I just need it to release on steamunlocked

[vernal ermine]

L

[surreal stratus]

./j

[vernal ermine]

Fr

[cerulean marlin]

dude you could at least spoiler that shit wtf

[cobalt prairie]

I TRIED

[cerulean marlin]

that's messed up dude... i thought you were cool

[vernal ermine]

Bro

[cobalt prairie]

i put spiler

[vernal ermine]

Again

[surreal stratus]

that was barely a spoiler

[cobalt prairie]

ok what

[vernal ermine]

We know lol it’s a joke

[surreal stratus]

ok

[vernal ermine]

Are you sure about that

I clicked no spoiler

Trust

But like actually trust lol

[somber steeple]

Dear Team Cherry,

I am writing because I have been desperately trying to download Hollow Knight: Silksong 😭, but the online stores keep crashing every time I try. I don’t want to miss the chance to experience the world you’ve created 🌍✨, and I would be so grateful if there were a way to download it directly. Please, I’m begging for the opportunity 🙏🎮—your game means so much to me, and I can’t wait to finally play it.

[vernal ermine]

What in the copypasta

[magic sun]

thats ai too

are we srs

[vernal ermine]

Fr

[cobalt prairie]

first boss defeated

good game

[surreal stratus]

lol lost hp

[cobalt prairie]

no bro that's just a mistake

i have full hp

[magic sun]

we still posting spoilers without blurring 💔

[cobalt prairie]

I spoilered it

[surreal stratus]

ye i see

[cobalt prairie]

wait u playing it too?

[surreal stratus]

its your screenshot

[versed marsh]

i still cant buy silksong

[surreal stratus]

get a job

[versed marsh]

bro i got the money, its just steam wont load

[chrome remnant]

steam let me buy the damn game

[chrome remnant]

i thought you posted a spoiler, then i read the message after this

[cobalt prairie]

it's the actual game

not fake

[versed marsh]

it took me 2 hours and 23 mins and i still didnt defeat it

[vernal ermine]

Maybe bc it hasn’t released on steam yet

Should still have a few hours

When I looked at it this morning it said 11 hours

[versed marsh]

its already out yk, people are playing it

[cobalt prairie]

i playing it

[versed marsh]

he playing it

[vernal ermine]

On steam?

[cobalt prairie]

i bought it on everything

[vernal ermine]

Why would it say releasing in 11 hours if it isn’t releasing in 11 hours lol

[chrome remnant]

guys can we all just relax and just buy it one at a time so the servers can take it

[cobalt prairie]

maybe your location just says it

[chrome remnant]

who wanna go first

[cobalt wasp]

Noh /jk

[cobalt prairie]

this game is so hard

this guy is an idiot

||i opened it not that song||

[severe shell]

made a simple yet effective [since i made it so i can add random messages] join and leave message thingie

[this is a balatro remake in minecraft by the way for if you didnt know]

[cobalt prairie]

why are you making

[severe shell]

because i thought it would be funny to make a multiplayer and minecraft-ed version of balatro that has different jokers and maybe some features added/removed

and also just because i thought it would be funny tbh

[surreal stratus]

i hate java

[severe shell]

oh im not coding with java

nor command blocks

im using some custom blocky code plugin from a different server [which the game is also gonna be on]

[surreal stratus]

i learnt java

its bad

do not do that ever

[severe shell]

i couldnt get myself to do it so im just using this ig

[cobalt prairie]

df?

[severe shell]

diamondfire yea

[vernal ermine]

Guys you cant get the game on steam yet bc it hasn't released on steam yet. Just looked at the game page, it says it will release in 10 hours and if I try to check out with it it does the same "something went wrong" screen. Just be patient

[severe shell]

so its actually silk song tomorrow for some people D:

[vernal ermine]

Probably

[azure compass]

people discover timezones for millionth time

[surreal stratus]

if youre impatient im sure you will be able to crack it well before you can get it off steam lmao

[vernal ermine]

People were arguing with me about that like I was seeing something that wasn't there lol, idk if you were saying this because of my message but 10 hours is still enough time to affect other countries, obviously not as much but it still isn't released everywhere

[azure compass]

honestly i find it weird that game unlocks are timezoned

[vernal ermine]

Yeah

[azure compass]

but its probably for the best considering silksong fans have already crashed steam servers

[vernal ermine]

Game's too good idk

[cobalt prairie]

game music so good

[vernal ermine]

woah really the creator of hollow knight music makes good music?

[cobalt prairie]

yes

[vernal ermine]

I never knew

||Def not one of the people who will put the majority of hk tracks in S tier||

[vernal ermine]

I only use seeds if it looks fun lol, usually do seedless

Like a seed I just started has a chance for 5 yoricks

ooh steam is doing better no longer an instant error message

[zinc yoke]

Me

[velvet eagle]

i left when that guy pinged, was his ban glorious?

[plain pollen]

the guy in question was and is a mod

[wraith depot]

Now how’s everyone going getting sick song

[vernal ermine]

I'm getting error codes again

I got so close, all the way to the checkout screen

Wait we're back to preview screen

hold

[vernal ermine]

LETS GO I GOT SILKSONG

AGAINST ALL ODDS

WITH THE WORLD AGAINST ME I HAVE PREVAILED

[versed marsh]

finally

[vernal ermine]

Can't wait to play peak after class today

[tulip spoke]

Denial is a rogue like deck building game

[cobalt prairie]

||bell beast done||

[surreal stratus]

i got the game

[tulip spoke]

That was fast

[cobalt prairie]

it's like the third boss i think

[tulip spoke]

Is it good?

[cobalt prairie]

yeah

[tulip spoke]

Better than hollow knight?

[cobalt prairie]

yes

[surreal stratus]

ive never played hollow knight before

[wise hare]

Bruh I just ate a sausage I think was spoiled wish me luck

[surreal stratus]

you gon die cuh

[wise hare]

I’ll be ok I only ate most of it

[cobalt prairie]

no way you got silksong??

[surreal stratus]

only most of you gon die then

[surreal stratus]

yes

[cobalt prairie]

you will have much fun

very good game

[wise hare]

Nah I’m chilling

[vernal ermine]

I must silk the song

[flat flax]

Keyboard for controller
What is better for this game

[versed marsh]

i bought the silksong but i didnt play it yet, im finishing hollow knight first

im like 60 something % done

[flat flax]

I have tried an old game of this series in keyboard
Idk what to do in this game
Never touched again

[flat flax]

I had a game pass at that time
So I was in a hurry to complete as many titles as possible

I have completed 7-8 AAA games
And some others like Forza horizon 5 and other chill games

[surreal stratus]

im beating silksong before hollow knight

🥀

[versed marsh]

why

[surreal stratus]

because i have free will

[flat flax]

I support you

[modest glacier]

playing the second game in the series before the first kinda sucks cuz if u eventually play the first game, u wont like it as much as others do because youll just constantly compare it to the improvements silksong made.

that said ive played a bit today already and silksong already has some nice appreciated QoL improvements

minus the map ladys singing gets annoying QUICK

[surreal stratus]

eh

[vernal ermine]

BAPANADA

[modest glacier]

Not her, new silksong map lady

[modest glacier]

Lmao if u just wanna follow the hype train sure

[vernal ermine]

Ik

I just wanted to say bapanada

[ancient plume]

Same feeling from playing monster hunter wilds before the ones from only a few years ago

[tulip spoke]

I saw this guy in public and just wanted to share

[azure compass]

no way
+4 mult

[eternal nebula]

make him holographic or polychrome

[vagrant forge]

Silksong? More like silk sonic

[shadow locust]

@weak forge hai

[stoic steppe]

silksong is so peak

[tulip tiger]

me when long awaited video game release

ah you lads are already talking about it

[torn stump]

John Balatro

[sand cove]

If I see a SINGLE silksong spoiler I am going to EAT @glossy fulcrum

[glossy fulcrum]

whaaa

[tawdry spoke]

since i cant afford the game as of now, here's what i made to celebrate the launch of the game!

[sand cove]

Is that silksong herself???

[drowsy pawn]

new jonkler, makes you wait 7 years to score a hand, costs $20

[tawdry spoke]

yessir

[sand cove]

Call it the deltarune joker

[tawdry spoke]

hornyet silksong dreemurr

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

If you are happy and you know it, would you clap your hands?

[drowsy pawn]

Yes' i've been clapping for the last 6 months, ever since i discovered balatro i havent stopped clapping, makes the game quite a bit harder to play, but hey, im happy and i gotta clap my hands

[sand cove]

I LOVE FLUSHES CHARLIE, I LOVE FLUSHES!

[drowsy pawn]

Perfect setup for obelisk

[sand cove]

Maybe

But like three quarters of my deck are spades

So it may be kinda hard to avoid

[drowsy pawn]

4 oak takes prio over flush

[sand cove]

True

Also since I’m doing x-ray vision, spade flushes are the easiest (diamond flushes too)

[drowsy pawn]

Wait, does that challenge have the oops all 6s interaction?

[sand cove]

Not sure

Hopefully not lol

I have the needle on ante ten I’m cooked

Yeah I died (on small blind)

Best deckbuilding I’ve done in a while

[drowsy pawn]

nice

[sand cove]

I don’t do many challenges (I’ve only beaten five) and I really wanna get vampire on medusa

Or stone joker

I got canio on medusa. The challenge with zero face cards

I hate this game

[drowsy pawn]

Time for pareidolia

[sand cove]

Real

(I lost)

[ancient plume]

Dna spawned right as I find antimatter

On a wild sock ancient run

[raw seal]

noice

[wheat wagon]

hey thats balatro in the off topic channel!

[sand cove]

🤫

[drowsy pawn]

HOLY SH*T BALATRO IS REAL?

[drowsy pawn]

walter melon

[full roost]

stauberry

[sand cove]

Holy ragebait

you know secret of the mimic isn’t an indie game right?

[drowsy pawn]

None of the games here are real

[sand cove]

And hollow knight is NOT a short game 😭

[drowsy pawn]

only thing that exists are AAAA games

[full roost]

nah

[white igloo]

It's SEPTEMBER
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

[wheat wagon]

i think it is funny and extremely accurate

[sand cove]

Posting a meme about indie games being bad in an indie game server is the only funny thing here

[wheat wagon]

i dont hate indies bruh i love balatro and 90% of games i play are indie titles

[hallow mortar]

https://youtu.be/eLobzm_f1SQ?feature=shared

[crimson glacier]

oh spamton and tenna

[sand cove]

Me and bro

[dense salmon]

I hate that game

[sand cove]

Which one

[whole cairn]

smh @cerulean marlin why didn't you warn me it was so expensive?

[sand cove]

So peak

[sand cove]

There’s a way to get someone at the top of your dm list without ever dming them, and one time I did that with loculthunk and sent my friends a screenshot and in the corner you could see loculthunk in my dm list and they were all like “wtf”

[signal kraken]

yeah like this

[sand cove]

Yea

[glossy fulcrum]

you just press message and dont say anything right

[sand cove]

Ya

[signal kraken]

having someone top of your dm list aint that crazy since it could just be possible even if this wasn't possible you could send a message to him and that would do that trick to

[vale cliff]

wut

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah its not exactly difficult to just dm thunk

though it might get you in trouble

[signal kraken]

i mean in general it aint diffuclt to dm anyone if you are either friends with them or in a server that allows direct messages

[sand cove]

Yeah my friends know I wouldt just dm loculthunk

He probably has dms off if i had to guess tho

[signal kraken]

i mean maybe its just me but i don't see a popular person on a random persons direct message list and freak out

[sand cove]

I mean if I thought that one of my friends was like talking to toby fox or something I’d freak out

[vale cliff]

With all due respect

Toby fox is kinda on another level

[glossy fulcrum]

true he is

deltarune’s probably bigger than balatro

[sand cove]

I mean yeah but deltarune is older

And a roguelike deckbuilding poker-style game is pretty niche

[glossy fulcrum]

it has over 2 million downloads

[sand cove]

I mean I don’t like poker, roguelikes or deckbuilding games so idk

[sand cove]

Ik but like it still is a niche genre

Idk

[glossy fulcrum]

roguelikes are decently prominent these days

[sand cove]

True

[glossy fulcrum]

like isaac and hades

i think hades is pretty popular right

[sand cove]

I like crypt of the necrodancer that’s fun

[subtle iron]

Slay tge spire

[neat sundial]

I disagree. I'd sooner bother Toby

[glossy fulcrum]

i wouldnt

[neat sundial]

Why?

[vale cliff]

Same

Gay solidarity

[glossy fulcrum]

im too kind to bother either…..

[vale cliff]

Tru

I’m also too saintly and precious

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

i mean sometimes i even feel obnoxious when dming friends

[sand cove]

I feel obnoxious when dming skinky to ask how to watch an anime

[kindred mauve]

How to watch anime, uh look at the screen

[sand cove]

Woa… so smart…

[glossy fulcrum]

i love dms they make me feel wanted

[sand cove]

Same :3

[brave sonnet]

https://piefed.europe.pub/static/media/posts/05/jw/05jwliii3xlxRxH.jpeg

[neat sundial]

Huh?

[vale cliff]

Magic Deck 🗣️🔥

[kindred mauve]

Everyone loves it, they aren't brave enough to admit it tho

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

[vale cliff]

Real

[sand cove]

Four fingers + shortcut + smeared joker is such a good combo i love free straight flushes

[split fable]

guys i cant beat jevil

[sand cove]

Hey I know that guy

[marsh crow]

4 fingers goated fs

[west slate]

i was starting a yellow deck and my phone got to 5% so i started charging it and

the charger started to melt

is that a new feature

[sand cove]

Yeah the yellow deck is that powerful

[west slate]

ah okay thanks

[sand cove]

Holy shit your pfp is peak

Woah

[west slate]

I KNOWWWWWW

hehe

wtf is ur pfp

[sand cove]

Why the minku on the teot

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could live in an anime, what genre would you like it to be ? What type of character would you be ? (Main character, best friend, mentor, ect).

[sand cove]

Fanart I “borrowed” of Jevil from Deltarune (hence my username)

[west slate]

is ur pfp the deltarune john balatro

ooooooooooooohhhhhh

[sand cove]

Idc the genre can I be the mandatory super hot girl whos also really popular

[west slate]

slice of life where i have friends and we play balatro

no wait imagine being isekai'd to balatro

[west slate]

she hungy

[pearl flume]

Granted, you're a super hot girl in Evan Galleon

[sand cove]

(I havent seen it)

Can I be isekaid to a world and I have RPG magic powers and be reborn as a super cute anime girl (preferably a catgirl or dragon girl thank you)

[west slate]

which one?

[sand cove]

I wanna watch it but idk where to find it

[west slate]

when u mean dragon girl or cat girl do u mean like just having ears and a tail or do u mean like u have a nuzzle and fur and stuff

and like scales

[sand cove]

For cat girl it’s cat ears and tail, and for dragon girl it’s wings, tail and horns (and fire powers pwease)

[west slate]

and u have the urge to hoard gold

[west slate]

coward

:p

[sand cove]

I already do

[west slate]

ur halfway there then

live ur dragongirl life

just dont set things on fire 💀

[sand cove]

:(

[west slate]

okay fine maybe set some things on fire

[sand cove]

:3

[west slate]

wait

was it u who burnt my charger >:0

[sand cove]

Uhhhhh

No…

😳

[west slate]

',:I

[sand cove]

👀

[west slate]

:I

[sand cove]

:3c

[sharp bay]

I love classical music and rain

[west slate]

i have to download the pc balatro version now bc i cant charge my phone 😭

[west slate]

ur favourite composer?

[sharp bay]

Idk, I just turn on a long compilation of bach, beethoven, mozart and others and plug them on my ears while I read or play

[west slate]

oooo

i like chaikovskiy

or how tf is his surname spelt in english

ive been listening to nutscracker lately

nutcracker***

[sharp bay]

Nutsacker

🔥

[sand cove]

:|

aw dude c’mon you made teto cry

[west slate]

she looks so SAD

[sharp bay]

Nutstacker, even

[sand cove]

???

[west slate]

new balatro strat

[west slate]

OH WAIT

NOOOOO HAHAH

i hate yall 😭

[sand cove]

Sorry 😭

[sharp bay]

Miner sbelling misstake

[sand cove]

Where???

[west slate]

yeah i dont see anything

i have perfect grammar actually

[sharp bay]

I mean at this one

[west slate]

noooooooooooooooooo

i never edited anything

it was like that from the start

[sand cove]

Yeah you’re crazy

[west slate]

oh stfu ;-;

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/70f66ae4-bfc3-4af9-9a7d-ef2e3744e9c7.jpeg

[torn stump]

As if someone on this server trying to get a job

[pearl saddle]

should i dress up as sister hong for halloween

[sand cove]

whos sister hong?

[pearl saddle]

if you don’t know don’t ask 😭😭

trust

[sand cove]

well now I really want to know

😡

[pearl saddle]

kinda scary lwk

[spring vault]

I wasn't expecting the sister hong incident to have a wikipedia page

[pearl saddle]

my goat famous