🃏・off-topic

[sharp bay]

Ultraskill issue

[tepid cave]

@glossy fulcrum @sand cove sorry for triggering I didnt mean something bad, it was incident that actually happened thats all, no further point just fun fact I meaned.

[sand cove]

???

bro what

[glossy fulcrum]

okay

[tepid cave]

What ? I appologized because from the messages you seemed upset a little

[tepid cave]

Thank you for understanding :)

[glossy fulcrum]

idk i was just talking to twlk

[sand cove]

I don’t think anyone was upset

[sand cove]

ok well now I'm upset don't fucking ping someone to send an unrelated meme

[sharp bay]

Bowomp

[sand cove]

haha wow you're so funny no you're not shut the fuck up

[sharp bay]

I think I'm funny today

[sand cove]

yeah but no-one else does

[glossy fulcrum]

if by something you mean shit then yeha

[sharp bay]

Shitmaxxing

[glossy fulcrum]

thats

a response

that i will not address further

[sharp bay]

Uhuh well, I'm rubber and you're glue

[sand cove]

😐

[kindred mauve]

This is worst than getting hit w a biden blast

[uncut sequoia]

I'm drawing Jimbo in Wplace

[sand cove]

PIZZA 🔥🔥🔥

[steady silo]

make a pizza that also functions as a checkers board

[opaque rune]

i used to hate dr pepper now im addicted to it

[queen forge]

When you know a bit too much on bejeweled

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsCBGsKSW4g

[sharp bay]

Many such cases

[tulip moon]

bald trib

[idle kiln]

oh lawd

[uncut sequoia]

My beautiful Jimbo is coming to life

This is gonna probably take a week give or take :/

[hexed moon]

if Balatro was a drug which one do you think it would it be?

[hexed moon]

this took me ab 4 days I think you could manage to do this in way less then a week if you lock in

[uncut sequoia]

I guess so, and also I already have this much done lmao

So yeah maybe more like 3 days

close enough to a week

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

i know where you are, do you know where I am?

[signal kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957976932706828398/1409224279282679888/ssstik.io_therealchilldoge_1755779212562.mov?ex=68b1dfe2&is=68b08e62&hm=16ee3f02366d6752055bbe3087d4e4f3d06aba87097a7ac87286b0a88a0ca6c0&

[signal kraken]

prove it

[kindred mauve]

Nice!! Should have done canio imo

[uncut sequoia]

I already have this much progress so 🤷‍♂️
but I might do another Joker once I'm done and that next Joker might be canio

[kindred mauve]

Yea im just trolling a lil, yours looks awesome so far!

Canio is the best looking joker imo I wish I could get a good run w him

[uncut sequoia]

Yeah, literally every time I get a canio I find 0 hung men

[slender crescent]

damn no gifs are allowed I forgot

[uncut sequoia]

and my glass cards become titanium cards

[kindred mauve]

This is true oppression

[kindred mauve]

Titanium is crazy

[kindred mauve]

Bulletproof 😎

[uncut sequoia]

what

[sand cove]

What the fuck is this from

I NEED to watch it

[slender crescent]

Dress Up Darling

[sand cove]

Ayo thanks g

[vale cliff]

Unpopular opinion, but femboys are actually super hot if they look like men in feminine clothes

The majority that just look super femme and dolled up I’ve never really understood

[sand cove]

Not unpopular at all but ok

[vale cliff]

???

I’ve literally talked to everyone about this and straighties look at me like I’m crazy 😭😭😭

[sand cove]

I mean

[vale cliff]

All the popular femboys are always, like, 1:1 women

[sand cove]

Straight men?

[slender crescent]

do I risk pinging this entire channel for the meme

?

[sand cove]

Yes

[vale cliff]

Do not

[sand cove]

Straight men probably don’t like men

[sand cove]

So peak

[slender crescent]

do I risk it

is it worth the risk of being banned to ping this channel

purely for the sake of the image

[sand cove]

Wish someone would grab me like that 😔

[vale cliff]

Based

[sand cove]

It’s like how red states consume more transgender porn than blue states

Which is probably why transphobes tend to view trans people as a fetish

[vale cliff]

Utilising #🃏・off-topic to its fullest

[slender crescent]

this is the one place aside from my private server with my friends I can say and send things without being struck down by mods

of course I'm gonna utilize it

[sand cove]

Sadly the mods do prevent us from doing anything we want here

Literally 1984

[slender crescent]

you think they'd let me send a video of leaked government files (it has Fetty Wap in the background so it's ok)

[sand cove]

He’s so cutr

[slender crescent]

watch me get federally tracked for sending this

[vale cliff]

Aww, I thought it was going to be something disgusting

[sand cove]

Do you have the one for how to make meth?

No reason

[slender crescent]

yeah

I'd have to scroll a lot though

[sand cove]

Im gonna get banned i can’t ask for that im joking

Don’t send it 😭

[slender crescent]

I won't

I'm not that dumb

HELP ME!!!1!!

[slender crescent]

It might just be the type of media I'm exposed to but I was expecting that cat to drop dead😭

[sand cove]

Christ

I mean he sorta did

[sand cove]

why would dolphin man say this

[uncut sequoia]

He has a face now

[sand cove]

Friendly reminder that the official splatoon account posted this

[slender crescent]

gonna send this to my gf (she's obsessed w splatoon)

[sand cove]

So peak 🔥

[sand cove]

no because I'm literally in bed wearing a hoodie (lie)

I am in bed and I wear a hoodie like 90% of the time

[glossy fulcrum]

i do that when it doesnt make me too hot

literally not figuratively

i’m always hot :3

[sand cove]

🔥

we love high self steem

[glossy fulcrum]

hehe

[sand cove]

but I'm actually a catgirl

not a bunny boy

so pls fix your meme

thanks ❤️

[glossy fulcrum]

im also a cat

catboy

mew

[split fable]

wth

me too

[glossy fulcrum]

w<

[sand cove]

this is so crazy

[glossy fulcrum]

its a good crazy :3

[opaque rune]

always wondered if the pregnant man emoji was just a beer gut

[sand cove]

no it's for trans men

I thought that was pretty obvious

that's why it was added at the same time as the moistcritikal emoji

🧔‍♀️

[glossy fulcrum]

its a man who is pregnant

[sand cove]

mpreg 🤤

[glossy fulcrum]

🧔🏻‍♀️

[sand cove]

much better

[opaque rune]

never seen this emoji before

[vale cliff]

Because moistcritical is superior

[sand cove]

thats a you problem idk what to tell you

[opaque rune]

yes i know

[glossy fulcrum]

theres probably a lot of emojis you havent see <3

seen.

🪅

[sand cove]

🕴️

👁‍🗨

🍮 🧿 💠 🫰 🗾

[vale cliff]

I’ve definitely seen the last few

[opaque rune]

this is the first time ive added veleeta to macaroni and cheese. this is insanely off putting for my taste buds

[glossy fulcrum]

i was looking through emojis and this cracked me up

[vale cliff]

Yes

I’ve sent this to another server too

[sand cove]

you've seen Japan?

Japan is the only country to have an emoji

[vale cliff]

Not in person

[glossy fulcrum]

what why

[sand cove]

because

emojis are from Japan

[glossy fulcrum]

why cant there be a ‘murca emoji

[vale cliff]

🦅

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean theres 🇺🇸

[opaque rune]

this is jews to me

news*

[vale cliff]

Jewrusalem

[sand cove]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE 🦅 🦅 💥 🔫💥 🔫 💯💯

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno.

[sand cove]

there's also 🇦🇺 and 🇳🇿 and like every other flag

except for the femboy flag

[glossy fulcrum]

proper ganda probably

[glossy fulcrum]

:(

whats the femboy flag look like tbh

[sand cove]

idrk

I think it's weird there is a femboy flag like it's not a nationality or an opressed group*

[vale cliff]

Like a flag but with lady things on proly

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

[sand cove]

I'd say femboys are in a grey zone where obviously they aren't oppressed or anything but it isn't like seen as normal or entirely socially acceptable which is cringe

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean just having the mlm flag is enough for me anyway

[vale cliff]

This is a lot of things tbf

[glossy fulcrum]

wish there were more pride flag emojis

[vale cliff]

Everything exists on a sliding scale of oppression

[vale cliff]

This

[glossy fulcrum]

but the unwoke right wont allow that

[sand cove]

yea

like can't they update 🏳️‍🌈 to the one that includes like every flag

and also give us the bi flag and lesbian flag and gay flag emoji 😡

[glossy fulcrum]

progress flag or somethung

[glossy fulcrum]

but but but the rainbow one is gay!!!

[sand cove]

the rainbow one is just pride

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[vale cliff]

I hate unwoke people 😁

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

[sand cove]

I HATE woke people

I'd never be woke

I'm too sleepy

[glossy fulcrum]

noo

[sand cove]

I'm always snoozing

[vale cliff]

So many of my family are unwoke

[glossy fulcrum]

too eepy to be woke

[glossy fulcrum]

:(

[vale cliff]

I hate myself and my life

ha

[sand cove]

literally 1984

[glossy fulcrum]

these dang liberals cant handle gifs

sorry

[opaque rune]

good movie

and book

[glossy fulcrum]

whar

[sand cove]

there's a movie?

1984 by george orwell I'm assuming

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

yeah theres a movie

[vale cliff]

Bro doesn’t know 1984

[glossy fulcrum]

i havent read or watched it

i only know it by memes

[opaque rune]

Michael Radford one not the 2023 one

[sand cove]

me neither

I would never read a book

[glossy fulcrum]

me too!

[sand cove]

I'm an undertale fan I can't read ANYTHING

[glossy fulcrum]

heh

samesies

[opaque rune]

my first book series was the keys to the kingdom by garth nix

[vale cliff]

Wow, grandpa

Mine was probably geronimo stilton or something

Idk

[opaque rune]

loved geronimo stilton

named my first guinea pig geronimo

[slender crescent]

traumatized rn

how's it going over here

[vale cliff]

why?

[vale cliff]

Talking books

Love books

[slender crescent]

someone sent me a video of someone getting stabbed to death in their kitchen

[vale cliff]

I would form a consensual polyamorous relationship with books if I could

[slender crescent]

understandable

[vale cliff]

Oh

Kinda mean

[sand cove]

hey so I noticed you didn't send me meth instructions

sobbing right now

[opaque rune]

someone randomly?

[sand cove]

typa shit ten year old me would have seen

[slender crescent]

it was a guy and his gf I assume

[slender crescent]

hey you told me not to send them

[vale cliff]

Maybe it’s a kink

[sand cove]

🤫

[sand cove]

hot

[slender crescent]

idk why I'm surprised I've consumed extensive gore content in my lifetime

might be because it's been a while

[sand cove]

that's bad

[slender crescent]

people send it to me

[sand cove]

oh

[slender crescent]

idk why

[sand cove]

that's still bad

ask them to stop idk

[vale cliff]

I don’t think I’ve seen actual gore tbh

[sand cove]

one of my friends sent me a vid of a mouse getting hit by a truck and being squished

[sand cove]

I have 🤤

[slender crescent]

I thought I was free from random cartel execution videos and the sort but apparently not💔

[vale cliff]

Not human at least

[sand cove]

it sucks

[opaque rune]

thats oddly specific

[sand cove]

not really

[vale cliff]

Maybe it’s a kink

[slender crescent]

it is and it's disgusting🥹

people are into gore

[sand cove]

don't kinkshame

😡

[slender crescent]

I'm not kinkshaming I'm kink-"this isn't it chief"-ing

[split fable]

balatro fans can read!?

[vale cliff]

No, before

[sand cove]

I told you not to send them HERE

[vale cliff]

And then when I got off balatro, I started reading again :)

[sand cove]

key difference

[slender crescent]

ooh

okay

hold on

let me find it

[sand cove]

I'm pretty sure the creators of breaking bad know how to make meth

[opaque rune]

absolutely

[glossy fulcrum]

but do they make it

[sand cove]

idk

:(

[slender crescent]

I don't have nitro so I can't send the 3 minute tutorial but

if it works it works

[opaque rune]

they probably definitely did some altering in the show so we dont make it.

[sand cove]

yeah

[vale cliff]

Someone’s absolutely getting deleted after this

[sand cove]

apparently the recipe in the show is similar to the real recipe, but just different enough to be completely legal and safe

[opaque rune]

yeah cant have the film crew getting high

[slender crescent]

I know how to make the actual recipe and the candy version

here you have two bags of meth in front of you

which one is candy

and which one is laced

[glossy fulcrum]

i eat both

[opaque rune]

that reminds me of the bbs reporter who got a contact high when standing next to a burning pile of narcotics

[vale cliff]

What was that

[opaque rune]

idk wtf that was

[sand cove]

that sounds familiar

[slender crescent]

tribeam

[sand cove]

I LOVE DAN HENTCHLE

DAN HTENCHLE

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

[sand cove]

DAN CHENTLSE

[glossy fulcrum]

hentschel right

[sand cove]

CHAT DENSAHCTEL

[sand cove]

that looks right

[glossy fulcrum]

:p

emoticon

[sand cove]

why is this bored face emoji

[slender crescent]

eugh why does discord do that

forgot abt that

:✓|

there we go

[glossy fulcrum]

u can change it in settings :|

[slender crescent]

thanks king

:|

[glossy fulcrum]

hehehe

:3

[slender crescent]

why am I getting reddit notifs for r/feminineboys I haven't opened reddit in a year much less joined r/feminineboys

is this because I do engineering

[glossy fulcrum]

its because you’re interacting with me

mwahaha

i domt use reddit

[sand cove]

is r/feminine boys the nsfw femboy sub or the sfw one

no r/femboys is the nsfw one right?

yeah it is

I'm so smart

[glossy fulcrum]

what the hell

[sand cove]

or so I heard

🤫

[glossy fulcrum]

why is r/femboys nsfw

thats silky

god forbit femboys exist

[sand cove]

slikysong

[slender crescent]

should I get my friend striped thigh highs and a hello kitty shirt

[glossy fulcrum]

yeah

[sand cove]

get ME that

please

where do I find striped thigh highs like fr

[glossy fulcrum]

me too

i meed striped thigh highs

[sand cove]

we all do fr

[glossy fulcrum]

idk probably online

[slender crescent]

they aren't that hard to get

[sand cove]

damn :/

I need to see if I can find some at like Target or Kmart or smth

[glossy fulcrum]

i think i’d finally be happy if i had striped thigh highs

[opaque rune]

just gotta make sure theyre good quality

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[slender crescent]

do yall know abt

Moby Dih

or is that smth js me and my friends have knowledge of

[opaque rune]

good movie

[slender crescent]

no not the movie

[sand cove]

I haven't read it

or watched it

[opaque rune]

the book?

[sand cove]

but the name is peak

[slender crescent]

That's Moby Dick

I'm talking about the 50+ pound, 3ft dihdo

(real thing)

[opaque rune]

no never heard of it

[glossy fulcrum]

who the hell needs a toy that big

[opaque rune]

youd be surprised

[sand cove]

so peak

[glossy fulcrum]

doesnt moist critikal own one

[slender crescent]

I think

It's js called Moby I think

[sand cove]

what about the ender dragon toy that exists

[glossy fulcrum]

the huh

[sand cove]

actually what the fuck are we talking about this is a balatro server

[opaque rune]

the fuck?

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[sand cove]

can we like change the topic back to something sane 😭

[slender crescent]

yeah but it's off topic so it's ok

[sand cove]

uh

[glossy fulcrum]

heres a sane topic

[sand cove]

the weather sure is nice

[glossy fulcrum]

buy me a skirt

sorry

[sand cove]

no buy me one thanks

[opaque rune]

its fucking hailing the weather is not nice

[glossy fulcrum]

how about we buy each other one

[sand cove]

I actually have a dress that I stole (dw I took it legally) and I have no clue if it fits me or anything

[sand cove]

I don't have any money twin

[glossy fulcrum]

hail hail go away

[slender crescent]

where tf are you the weather where I live is scorching

[glossy fulcrum]

damned

[sand cove]

💔

[sand cove]

the humble countries

[glossy fulcrum]

i think i’d look good in a dress

[slender crescent]

I have money but not enough to buy ppl online skirts without going hungry for at least a few days

[sand cove]

everyone does

[sand cove]

my happiness is more important

but ok

[glossy fulcrum]

worth

nah ive got my own money for now

[slender crescent]

imagine throwing Moby onto the court during a WNBA game

[glossy fulcrum]

i’ll make myself happy

[sand cove]

the thing is

I don't want my parents to know im buying skirts and shit

I think they'd disown me 😔

[glossy fulcrum]

i think my parents would not care

[glossy fulcrum]

damn..

[sand cove]

no mine wouldn't care

[glossy fulcrum]

im a lucky boy

[sand cove]

but I'd just be embarrassed

[sand cove]

same

[slender crescent]

damn

my twink friend would legit be disowned if he came out to his parents as gay

[glossy fulcrum]

i could probably own so much femboy stuff if i was just honest with my parents about it

[glossy fulcrum]

i hate parents who would do this shit

[slender crescent]

same thing would happen to me if I were to be gay (I'm not but you get the point)

[glossy fulcrum]

ugh

[vale cliff]

Sad

[glossy fulcrum]

why must people suck

[vale cliff]

(you’re not gay 😞)

[glossy fulcrum]

yes i am

oh

wrong oerson

[vale cliff]

Silly

[slender crescent]

I straight but say gay things online because it's funny

[glossy fulcrum]

im gay and say gay things online because im gay

[vale cliff]

There should be a chart for this

[slender crescent]

we should make one

wait hold on let me do the wordle

ok finished

[vale cliff]

MISTER BEAST!!!

[hot shuttle]

hello

[arctic tusk]

balalalalala

[slender crescent]

just got done showering

[bleak matrix]

;bpf//

It also annoys me that you can't send a gif on this server

[tepid cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342816154615414887/1410911484338372628/image0.gif?ex=68b2bd37&is=68b16bb7&hm=3f23dce5df15af49d97339d38428c0024f10cb9d4821da740f6dc760f26d866e&

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Fact: When you feel nervous, sad or irritated, the reason you get "butterflies in your stomach" or a pain in your gut is because your body THINKS the emotions are caused by pain but since it can't detect any pain sensors going off, they default to your gut.

[vale cliff]

This is how the phenomenon works, according to Wikipedia

[gray harness]

Ugh, having to hide something as simple and harmless as that to my parents sucks... Like, fuck you mean you hate "LGB and whatever the fuck comes after" (his words)??? Doesn't the bible say love thy neighbor as thyself???

[vale cliff]

Second time in my life Crazy Dave caused my depression 🫩

[opal laurel]

Ngl, I'd not mind a cap with an effect similar to Balatro's polychrome effect

[tired oracle]

People will tell you not to use Wikipedia as a source because it could be inaccurate but still pray to a guy who died two thousand years ago just because a book of approximately the same age told them to

[opal laurel]

I feel like this is an ok edit?

[steep tendon]

i was told to put cat photos here

[livid ridge]

Should I take baron or roll for blueprint brainstorm

[steep tendon]

i would personally suggest taking the baron and losing the showman since another blue/brain would do the exact same thing, but i am by no means a balatro expert

[vale cliff]

BALATRO IN OFF TOPIC SPOTTED!!!!

@ mods

🚨 🚨 🚨

[livid ridge]

Sorry fat fingers

Thought I pressed ga. E discussion

[vale cliff]

Is ok

👌

[glossy mist]

Take baron

[brisk ginkgo]

FABLESSSS

wow, finally sm1 who has read tht comic

[pearl flume]

Your friend has invited you to lunch, their treat, do you:

A: Order the same as them.
B: Order something cheap.
C: Order what you want.
D: Order something expensive.
E: let them choose your order.
F: Other (write your option).

[vale cliff]

True

[idle kiln]

https://youtu.be/OA48yodW5LQ?si=0gKzbrfmsZxroe-2

[wispy spoke]

@tawny nexus do you need something from me?

[tawny nexus]

yep, ill dm you

well, i would but you have set to friends only

[wispy spoke]

Alright, one second

[tepid cave]

Gut is my second brain and when I hear someone talking the biggest nonsense it starts to hurt

[frosty fulcrum]

This isnt mine but is tuff

No idea

Hope this helped

[slender crescent]

why does the shark from Jaws have a terror radius

[tepid cave]

Oh no the scene from incredibles too many memories

[tepid cave]

I would suggest opening messenger xd

Atleast I think its messenger

Mods or mods ?

[full roost]

nitro

[balmy compass]

O: Cook

[sand cove]

shitted in ma pants

[tepid cave]

Shit I was too late

To ping the mods

[sterile inlet]

Can anyone point me to a guide to modding Balatro on steam deck

[full roost]

y'all ever heard about balatro?

[sand cove]

no

what is it

oh wait

is it that weird ripoff of balala?

[full roost]

yeah

it's got some nice music tho

it goes like

dundundundun dun dun dundun dun

bawm bawm

[sand cove]

it's like I can hear it

[full roost]

bawbawbawbaba bawm

bawm bawm

babababababawm bawm bawm

babababababawm bawm bawm

babababababiwm boom boom

daradadadaradarariiiiiiiing

bang bing baaaaaaang

bing badadaringgg bimbawm dang dang baradidediradammmm baaaang babang

and all that

theme so good I might actually learn to play it

i only know how to play like the first quarter of it lmao

after that I just know the chords but not the melody cause it's a little hard

[sand cove]

:|

[full roost]

[glossy fulcrum]

huh??

[full roost]

john balatro here

[cunning barn]

real

[full roost]

I'd genuinely send an audio but my phone's mic is absolute shit and I'm sure I'm gonna flunk some notes lol

[cunning barn]

well good thing i'm not actually inside your walls listening to that: if you mistake you can always re-record lol

but like obv you dont have to lol

[full roost]

yeah but it's tedious as hell

i doubt anyone would listen to the whole thing anyways lmao

[cunning barn]

i should relearn piano it's been a while since i played

but now the balatro theme is calling

[full roost]

dude we should totally duet

i already know all the chords

[cunning barn]

dude probably not i get so so nervous playing with others (sorry D:)

[full roost]

Four hands would allow me to play the bass too lmao

[full roost]

ahhh poor thing, it's okay dw :3

[tepid cave]

Trauma

[cunning barn]

hi homeless darth vader

[uncut sequoia]

My beautiful Jimbo is done

only took 2 days, I dunno why I thought it would take a week lmao

[willow portal]

Love it

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1203
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1203
#GuessTheCover #448
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/gtgc/448

[simple stratus]

A friend of mine tried the same on my hometown and it got obliterated for no reason

[uncut sequoia]

There are like 3 in the span of like 15 miles

Including mine

[rugged frigate]

same shop btw

[sand cove]

um

I don't think that's possible

but ok

[sand cove]

Holy shit they're making a sequel to both little misfortune and fran bow

it's like a crossover between the two

I don't know anything about little misfortune I wanna play it myself but I loved watching Markiplier playing fran bow

so hype

[narrow briar]

Still, the whole argument he reads faces is stupid , I believe he’s just doing a bit

To mess with us

@placid lintel

Cuz what’s the difference in face of someone who’s died 4 times versus like 2 etc

[modern heart]

Probably frustration levels

[narrow briar]

You can’t just tell from a facial expression correctly

[placid lintel]

Probably pain/frustration/trauma/how determined you look

[narrow briar]

Frisk is portrayed as a emotionless monster in the geno route

[placid lintel]

Considering you keep coming back you're bound to have a strengthened resolve

[narrow briar]

I doubt they’d look “frustated”

[modern heart]

Counterpoint: flowey talks about that twisted look you give him

[placid lintel]

Even emotionless people have facial expression tbf

[narrow briar]

Still even with that sans being able to guess the exact amount is insane

[modern heart]

He loses count

[placid lintel]

After 10 i think

[modern heart]

If he wasn't guessing he would probably not lose count

[narrow briar]

To be fair that’s just Toby wanting an excuse not to give sans unique dialog per death

[placid lintel]

And it's not that hard to code

[narrow briar]

Lmao

[placid lintel]

Just make it go up by 1

That's not hard

[modern heart]

If we are gonna go by that logic then a lot of points can be invalidated

[narrow briar]

The thing is it loses comedic value as he starts to say puns as numbers

Iirc

[placid lintel]

That doesn't really explain the dodging tho

To me i always interpreted it as he's just really fucking good at dodging. Like a sword fighter he's reading your stance and the way you move to predict

[modern heart]

Decent chance a lot of monsters don't fully grasp combat

[placid lintel]

Asgore and undyne

[modern heart]

They are tanks though

[placid lintel]

Okay they should still know how to dodge though

Being warriors

[modern heart]

Asgore is probably depressed and wants you to hit him

Undyne probably wants you to hit her

[whole junco]

https://www.tiktok.com/@amiscellaneousmess/video/7019670578894228741 can someone confirm deltarune cashew theory

[modern heart]

And or Sans dodging is more indicative of him understanding the fact that there is a game going on to an extent

[placid lintel]

It could be both

[modern heart]

Which is expounded upon by him just not passing the turn back

[placid lintel]

Yeah

[sand cove]

I'm rewatching Markiplier playing fran bow and I forgot how messed up it was I first watched him playing it when i was like eleven or twelve jesus

[sand cove]

I see it more as ||in deltarune, monsters are shown that they can dodge attacks if they expect one|| (slight deltarune spoilers, really just chapter one though)

[modern heart]

Who is that referencing again?

[sand cove]

more evidence that ||sans traveled from deltarune to undertale|| (again, could be seen as deltarune spoilers, based on a theory where some evidence is from deltarune)

[sand cove]

in chapter one ||you can warn monsters about susie, and they'll dodge|| and also in chapter four ||Gerson dodging Susies attacks||

[modern heart]

Ah yeah

[neat sundial]

What price would be so cheap for a game device that you'd assume it to be crap?

[eternal nebula]

lowk doin this rn

[sand cove]

same

[modern silo]

knights! let us ride to.. CAMELOT!

[storm condor]

4 dollars

Usually anything over or under that is good

[opaque rune]

coolio

[neat sundial]

Huh

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

After throwing out some pretty good leftovers because you can't finish it before it spoils, you wake up to find that your home has been meticulously cleaned in the night! Everything is neatly dusted, organized and tidied, even chores like dishes and laundry has been completed! On a table you find a note thanking you for the delectable meal and that they hope you can spare some more, signed the fairies.

What do you do ?

(Fairy Tales Question Series)

[willow pawn]

Mahjong balatro is real!!!!!

[wheat coral]

Sell the house before the fairies turn evil

[opaque rune]

according to this fairies eat out the garbage can

[pearl flume]

what do you think racoons are ?

[opaque rune]

adorable garbage raiders

other than that id leave some food out put some sleeping pills in it and sell the fairies.

fuck the fairyfolk

[stuck kite]

1. Purchase a hard-shelled suitcase
2. Add ventilation and lighting, activated via a small switch and battery pack
3. Insulate to protect against vibration, furnish with dollhouse items and otherwise make it habitable
4. Establish cleaning business, bring suitcase to every job
5. McDonalds Rewards program
6. Profit

[willow pawn]

you forgot to mention the bass

[signal kraken]

https://youtu.be/CXerF6crDRs

[fallow cairn]

damn

[vale cliff]

Such a tease

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

who would you get before they ran away?

[storm condor]

Guys rate the deck

[rancid shell]

Lookie this I got from artist market

[storm condor]

AWWWWWWWW

[humble smelt]

Remember when we were calling them huzz instead of fine shyts 🥹

[gray harness]

lmao, first try at this luck-based challenge

[rich kindle]

Had a dumb joke in mind

[full roost]

why isn't it copying anything

[tiny elbow]

jajjajajaj

it doesn't have anything to the right

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

What was your best unintentional insult you made?

[neat sundial]

I do it all the time, but I don't really remember. Often I don't realize it in the moment. I am very offputting and abrasive without even trying, so it gets to the point where when I do try to insult it tends to be almost over-the-top cruel.

[lone flame]

Oh man

[signal kraken]

Missed opportunity to add lucky cat

[modern heart]

Ace Combat 7 detected

[mystic pecan]

ADD SEX IN BALATRO

!!!!!!!

[vale cliff]

☹️

[delicate tartan]

just beat undertale (true pacifist)

[lone flame]

Peak game ngl

[modern heart]

Hell yeah

[delicate tartan]

it was great

i thoroughly enjoyed it

teared up slightly at the end

but did not cry

[modern heart]

(Assumedly) only one route remains

[pearl flume]

My hungry ass could never be a priest

[kindred mauve]

What in gods name

[kindred mauve]

This is for bala2ro

[gray harness]

alternate timeline where mr boss guy and i overdose on meth

[kindred mauve]

PvZ still goated even tho I cannot comprehend what's going on your screen 😂

[delicate tartan]

yes

[kindred mauve]

Dont bully fred

[worldly cargo]

I WANT MY BASQUIAT JOKER WITH A LOT OF YEPS AND AGAINS AND NO NOPES!!!

[glossy fulcrum]

its possible they’re only recieving messages from friends

[pearl flume]

Ugh, I hate it when the disembodied floating head that roams my hall at night starts bleeding on the carpets.

Usually she calms down if I give her some chips but I guess she doesn't like the new seaweed flavor ones.

[shell flint]

so you can favorite assets in tsr now

[exotic sequoia]

Graff I did today

[rotund grove]

5 days for silksong holy moly

[slender crescent]

[sand cove]

Wait fr?

WAIT WHAT

I need to finish hollow knight

[rotund grove]

I finished it 100%

[sand cove]

Cool

[merry anchor]

what if jebil was actually secretly twilight sparkle from mlp

[sand cove]

Wtf

I was literally having a discussion about mlp in another server like five minutes ago

[sand cove]

Im so confused like this was so random 😭

Now there are so many people here that I haven’t memorised everyones usernames and pfps but have we like

Interacted before?

[merry anchor]

yep

[merry anchor]

im just like that twin ✌️

[merry anchor]

i know 👽

[merry anchor]

yes twin

thats how it is

thats how its always been

thats how it will be

[alpine kraken]

“What should I dress up as: Old Man Gerson, Hammer of Justice, or Balatro Balatres?”

[sharp bay]

I think you chose a biased place to ask for this opinion.

Balala

[alpine kraken]

im asking everywhere i can

[sharp bay]

Okay, do you have the dress for both? Or you're just asking?

[alpine kraken]

what you mean both? im still learnign english

[merry anchor]

balatro balatrez balala

[sharp bay]

Like do you have the dress of old man gerson and balatro balatres ?

[alpine kraken]

no

i just want to

[sharp bay]

Alright man

[kindred mauve]

Anyone here got yt music

Wanna compare our "recap" lol

[brave sonnet]

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/68b2d5a3-524c-4eff-a5e0-64379c390e88.jpeg

[sturdy ferry]

balatreando

[lucid gull]

Anyone know the chronological order of demon slayer? I'm taking my gf to the movie coming out and I need to know the order so I can catch up

[timid grove]

Hot take, raw dog it

[steady silo]

123456789 and then 8 again idk why

[lucid gull]

[steady silo]

it's august 30th in my area

[forest thistle]

She's now a legal adult lol

[sand cove]

that's a skill issue

[forest thistle]

oh no

[steady silo]

in the batle cats discord ofc

oh my lord i just got banned

😭

i actually enjoyed talking in that discord

they accused me of being an alt that said slurs

[sharp bay]

Finally got home

[pearl flume]

Please choose an Enchanted Item:

Enchanted gold coin that will produce a regular gold coin every 24 hours.

A backpack that is twice as large on the inside than on the outside.

A Pen like device that can produce any sort of ink, including pencil lead, markers and highlighters, it never runs out.

A very fluffy and comfy pillow that always make sure you're well rested if you sleep on it.

An outfit that never gets dirty or smell,pants, shirt and shoes (you can change it to be hoodies or sweater or any other clothing you like)

[sand cove]

Thats not sometying that just happens

What did you do

[steady silo]

nothing

[sand cove]

Depends, would the outfit automatically give me great hygiene?

[steady silo]

i just said it is me "Cat" and a mod came and banned me

[pearl flume]

Nope

[sand cove]

Hm

Then the pillow

[exotic sequoia]

I know what you are

[sharp bay]

I know what am I

I love my gromit mug

[exotic sequoia]

My day in a nutshell

[glossy fulcrum]

how much is the gold coin worth

not the enchanted one the ones that are being produces

depending on the answer i may change my answer

but as of rn the clothes sound pretty rad

[pearl flume]

Current Price of gold in the size of an average coin

[glossy fulcrum]

okay okay

coin as in like penny

[neat sundial]

Does the good coin have an expiry date? Does the bag still weigh as much as its contents?

[glossy fulcrum]

im having a hard time figuring out how much these gold coins will be worth

but it seems like one per day would be enough to live off of?

[neat sundial]

Depends on the size, doesn't it? But just as a guess without doing the research, I'd say $30-$50

[glossy fulcrum]

hmm

it does depend on the size

[neat sundial]

The thing is. While you're set for life, that coin would eventually destroy Earth if the magic never wears off.

[glossy fulcrum]

pah. not my problem

not my or anyone else that i know’s problem

i would assume it takes a long ass time to destroy the earth

[neat sundial]

I mean yeah. Because it's no exponential.

[glossy fulcrum]

mhm

[neat sundial]

If each coin had the same enchantment, it'd be a matter of months tho

But yeah, additively...

Ok, so. 1 troy ounce is the most common measure of gold. So if you have a coin that makes coins at that weight, it's $3,450/day at current prices and it adds 31g to Earth's mass per day. As long as you can tell the magic coin from the regular, it a'int that bad

[glossy fulcrum]

i’d just like write on the enchanted coin with a marker

[neat sundial]

That's 11.3kg/year

[glossy fulcrum]

the earth’s gonna end one day anyway

as long as im not around for it then im happy

i guess it would be kinda sus if a random college kid started selling high value coins for lots of money every day

[neat sundial]

But, the price of gold will fall a lot in your lifetime adding that much to circulation

[glossy fulcrum]

true as well

but even then

if it starts at multiple thousands

per day

thats kinda

a lot of money

over time

[neat sundial]

Yes

[glossy fulcrum]

its also an almost effortless source of income so i could get a normal job on top of it just to be safe

[neat sundial]

Yes

It's also an entry into effective stock investing

Or even just a bank CD if that's too risky

[glossy fulcrum]

trues

[neat sundial]

It's a life changing amount of money as long as you can hide your identity and how you're doing it. Otherwise, you will get murdered

Most rich people are in a cult and they're typically offended by any new rich person they didn't allow. And even if they don't care or you're down with the cult of the day and got the social skills to make it happen, there's also going to be everybody who's on the street or living paycheck-to-paycheck who'll be tempted

Anyway, I'd probably take the backpack because it's a very subtle convenience with no headaches. Especially if it halves carry weight.

[pearl flume]

what and no

[neat sundial]

I'd like to be rich, but even the gold coin won't make me rich and powerful enough to outplay the other rich people.

[pearl flume]

it's very light

[neat sundial]

And that's all I really want is to upturn the apple cart.

[neat sundial]

Does it stop working when I die or will it cause Earth to become a neutron star someday?

[pearl flume]

no, it's just the dwarve's ring from Norse

[neat sundial]

Yeah, that was a cursed object, you know

[tall vector]

i got luck be a landlord and slay the spire, which should i play first

[neon basin]

never played the former but slay the spire is rly fun

[lucid isle]

I have videos play in 3.25x speed i recorded it and played it again this happened.

[modern heart]

Luck be a land lord is fun

It's simple and doesn't need too much brain power

[tall vector]

i tried both, so far i like luck be a landlord more

[slender crescent]

I have returned friends

I am

severely ill

but ok

how r yall

[sterile vigil]

Inaccurate reaction
"🥤😃🍿" Is more accurate
(They deserved it because were a heretic or something, the Spanish Inquisition said so, don't question it)

[hasty light]

Not just a predator, but a gooner

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

whats the best shape?

[sand cove]

Triangle

[glossy fulcrum]

my body

[vale cliff]

Upside-down triangle

[tepid cave]

7

[lone flame]

Hexagon

[inner mortar]

Enchanted gold coin is pretty tempting, but pen-like device takes the cake

I'm sure some sort of mechanism or tool could be created in order to extract what is essentially an infinite inkwell

And with its vagueness, you could get more expensive inks like Squid ink

[warm knoll]

There's a lot to ask
What counts as regular? What kind of gold? What purity? From what date?

Would it differ from commercial gold? What density would it have if it is different?

[dense salmon]

triangle

strongest shape

[lone flame]

-# ugh

[kindred mauve]

Prove it 🤤

[timber oyster]

little did tom know, that the lion was waiting for him inside .

[queen forge]

The bejeweleds

[lone flame]

-# ough
AAAAAAAOOOAAHAUHAAAHAAHOUGH

yOW

AAHAGHAUH

AUUUUUUUGH

[glossy fulcrum]

~<

[kindred mauve]

I apologize for my outburst

[glossy fulcrum]

its oki :3

i get it

[signal kraken]

https://youtu.be/--n4VS8ppwI?si=cINKvezcGIG1ENF-

[kind rover]

The silksong

4

More

Days

[livid ridge]

Could they fuck this up anymore

[signal kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs

[merry anchor]

thanks for sharing ken 😃

[pulsar fossil]

me love gems

[merry anchor]

⛈️

[steady silo]

bug egg in stock rn in gag

[frigid compass]

cuartos de final entre bolivia y argentina

[frigid compass]

mi pana no me importa que gusten los hombres siempre serás mi carnal

[frigid compass]

superman

[dense salmon]

Yew Jittleyang 🤦‍♂️

[dense salmon]

Im Superman

[frigid compass]

and I sperman

[dusty wing]

does anyone have a list of the mods drspectred uses? I'm specifically looking for the stats one that shows how many percolations, money from generators, etc.

[modern heart]

finished OFF (2025)

honestly pretty good

im happy with the remake

new soundtrack is also pretty good

[dense salmon]

Bruz give whimsical advice please

Fine shy is acc weird shy ngl

[low parrot]

Here's a list I made ranking every game I've beaten in my backlog from worst to best, each game is also ranked individual in each tier

[tepid cave]

My favourite max payne :(

[low parrot]

I played the ps2 verison

It was decently fun but the graphical issues like frame drops and so on were just too frequent and annoying

[tepid cave]

I played it on old PC

[dense salmon]

Play pvz gw2

[low parrot]

Thats literally one of my top 5 favourite games ever

[dense salmon]

Best first person oat

[tepid cave]

Ahhh I understand I enjoyed it because I didnt had these problems and also the secrets was good too I mean you wouldnt that easily spot them

[low parrot]

The meta 4th wall stuff I thought was gonna go somewhere interesting but it just didn't and I was very disappointed, considering I was thrown for a loop when it happened

[dense salmon]

Speed you’re not Lamine 🤦‍♂️

[tepid cave]

Hmmm yeah I think I know what you mean but as for very young kid it was fun

[low parrot]

I do remember one part where he sees tarot cards on the table and just completely misunderstands the meaning to make himself sound badass

I thought that was funny

[tepid cave]

I do not remember that but I remember but I was stuck in bloody labyrinth

[low parrot]

I was gonna start actual losing it on that part

Because when I hear a baby cry like

Idk it's like an emotional trigger for me

So having it on loop was a real mental test

[warm furnace]

the flames?

[low parrot]

The cards is on the last chapter of part 2 in the mansion where he kills the 3 guys, finds Mona's sister and gets drugged

[tepid cave]

I replayed that on youtube now and I didnt remembered that it was that terrifying

[low parrot]

It's fucking unnerving

I didn't like playing it but I will say it was effective at what it was doing

[tepid cave]

Man this is off topic but still cool

[tepid cave]

Yeah I agree

[low parrot]

Ye man just go to the modding chat

[low parrot]

Might I ask, is there anything else on the tier list that catches your eye

[tepid cave]

No, you have great games there but I enjoyed a game quake 4

[low parrot]

They weren't all great

I tried to have a balance

Like the bottom 20 is genuinely like 2/10s to me

And the worst is a 1/10

[tepid cave]

Hmmm I see but what was bad about the games ?

[low parrot]

For many it's different reasons

Banjo Tooie and Yooka-Laylee were too big and tedious to get progress in

Destroy all humans was mindless

Crysis was probably the most forgettable

Security Breach was a poorly designed mess and buggy as shit

I could go on and on

But nothing compares to Forspoken

[tepid cave]

Why the worst than others ?

[warm furnace]

a sorry

[low parrot]

Some of the worst writing in any video I've played. It's safe but way too safe. Has a dull art style and vapid open world with just greys and browns everywhere. Music thats just so nothing that the only memorable thing in the ost is the title theme with is completely different to every other song. Combat is just press on button over and over again and press another button to dodge, no depth and fun until way too late with the green magic. And the main character is one of the most insufferable things I've had to listened to and just and complains and quips all the time.

I could really keep going

[tepid cave]

That must have been horror to play I would just quit but you completed it to the end, respect.

[low parrot]

Nah it was an open world action game

Oh I read that wrong

Mb

I do that a lot

But ye it was awful to play

[tepid cave]

Me too so you are not alone

[low parrot]

I had to play it twice actually

[tepid cave]

Lost progress like I did on uncharted xd

[low parrot]

No I actually was just stuck on the final boss cause I was too underleveled and was playing on the hardest difficulty

I skipped all the side content after a while and jsut tried to brute force it

[tepid cave]

I had 96% completed and the day when I was going to complete it my playstation crashed and all progress gone

[low parrot]

And the hardest difficulty makes it so your damage is tied to your combo meter

So get hit once you go down to 0.1 times damge

[tepid cave]

Ahh I do that too setting the hardest difficulty

[low parrot]

Shit sounds awful, I should probably 100% uncharted 1 or 4 at some point, I did 2 and 2 is my favourite

[tepid cave]

I mean wolfenstein as first playthrough on ÜBER wasnt the best idea

[low parrot]

Ye but the final boss spammed unblocked and undodgeable attack (like red attacks that you can't just press circle to dodge which I think is dumb cause there no parry or anything)

[tepid cave]

Yeah it was bad, mad as hell I was but now im currently compling rise of tomb rider 20 year celebration edition

[low parrot]

I tried going for the rdr2 platinum again at the start of the month

Decided to stop to jump back on the backlog

[tepid cave]

I wanted that too im on 50 % but multiplayer is half dead

[low parrot]

Just do multiplayer first

So that if the servers shut down you can still 100%

Thats what I did

[tepid cave]

But I was searching for sessions for death match or horse race and I couldnt find anyone

And also I deleted it too much space it takes

[low parrot]

I got it around

2022 I think

Maybe 2023

And the hard part is finding a lobby

Horse race is easy to get mvp in

It's just getting one

[tepid cave]

Yeah I got first time rdr2 around 2023 let me check quick if there is the achievements

[low parrot]

Oh no I meant the mvp achievement and other multiplayer stuff, I had the game since 2020

[tepid cave]

Ahh okay

[low parrot]

I know I put off the story cause all I wanted to do was just play woth friends

So the story achievements are all split up

Except for the last few chapters since I did them relatively back to back

[tepid cave]

I hope you will finish the story because its worth it

And also I wanted to platinum jump king XD

But my nerves didnt let me

[low parrot]

Ye I did, it was pretty good, the best thing I did during 100% was the fish but again, still don't have the platinum yet

[low parrot]

Never gonna try that

What is your favourite platinum?

[stray swan]

hatsune miku turns 18 today

[low parrot]

Is your pfp a maggot?

[stray swan]

what

no

[low parrot]

Wtf is it

[stray swan]

an albino cyclops shark

[tepid cave]

Enter the gungeon

[modern heart]

goated game

[low parrot]

Damn you got that?

I just did the 4 pasts

Rougelike platinums are a headache imo

[tepid cave]

Yep 2 years ago

[low parrot]

I would be stuck on that forever

[modern heart]

do you know if it adds any achievments that steam doesnt have?

[low parrot]

I wouldn't know

I don't have steam

[tepid cave]

Maybe ?

[modern heart]

the achievments arent too bad, at least on steam

so i assume the platinum wouldnt be too bad

[tepid cave]

I have problem unlocking gunslinger it makes me wanna punch through a TV

[modern heart]

oh yeah gunslinger, i dont think i ever actually unlocked him lol

[low parrot]

I wanna unlock him but I only ever got to the 6th chamber once

And died instantly

[modern heart]

he didnt have any achievments though so i didnt go back to unlock him (i finished the game in like 2019)

[dense salmon]

Deltarune is the meathod for tt

[tepid cave]

I did 6 chamber once than I think with gunslinger died on dragon

[low parrot]

The fuck does that even mean?

[dense salmon]

Js cant do it on main bc ppl ik look at it

[modern heart]

dragon is chamber 5

[low parrot]

Ye

[tepid cave]

Yep

[dense salmon]

Theres like a bazilion deltarune fans

[modern heart]

what is "meathod"

[tepid cave]

And advanced dragon still I didnt beat

[dense salmon]

All you need to do is post delta rune stuff and you good

[modern heart]

inb4 deez joke

the real rough boss is ||Resourceful Rat||

[low parrot]

Advanced dragon?

[modern heart]

yeah

you can buff Dragun up

[low parrot]

I found the entrance but didn't have the resources for it

[low parrot]

Damn what?

[dense salmon]

Leg kick of doom and despair