🃏・off-topic

[stable axle]

My bad

I just figured out what it did

[unborn swift]

just so you know you can use glass with chad to get by it easy!

[fiery grotto]

Dang

[vale cliff]

11 🥺

[sterile vigil]

3.5
I do not talk to many people here. Honestly I hardly even open this server. I got a lot more activity with my main game community

[fiery grotto]

7

[glossy fulcrum]

-1000

sorry

[wheat coral]

fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

but this one is

(myself)

[wheat coral]

Fun fact! Penis

[fiery grotto]

Actually wait changed my mind to 4

[wheat coral]

Aw fuck

[glossy fulcrum]

i love it

instant 1000/10

[tough gyro]

5.5

[tough gyro]

Yo what is that

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What is something you think we should teach in school as standards ?

Ex: sign language, C.P.R, mental illnesses, ect.

[neat sundial]

Financial literacy, budgeting, cooking and food budgeting, how banks and credit cards work. Probably other things too.

[wheat coral]

How to cook meth

[neat sundial]

Found the D.A.R.E. officer

[fiery grotto]

Martian history

[pearl flume]

||DARLING HOLD MY HAND~||

[modern silo]

real real off topic but when the dude does the ding ding part does any wario fan know what song that is

[split fable]

im bored

[sand cove]

5, we havent really interacted too many times, but you seem chill

[lone flame]

5.5-7

[glossy fulcrum]

why can nobody spell pareidolia

[strong blaze]

REALLY?!?!?!?!?! :(

[strong blaze]

A yugioh bot once won in one turn by using pot of greed and immediately getting exodia

https://youtu.be/cp4fxe75810?si=Up7IUUQxqVJoHoPM

[livid storm]

LOL

[sterile vigil]

Legendary triple reference

[full roost]

true

[neon basin]

the answer is the dagger

[warm mountain]

im tired of fighting gerson💔💔💔💔

[hoary verge]

I thought it was pareidolia, I personally love paradolia.

Er...

Pareidolia.

[sand cove]

Erm just get good :LMAO:

[still kayak]

normal?

[frozen granite]

Well fuck me I guess

Nvm I won

[sand cove]

Lmao

Good you got that on ante one

[frozen granite]

Ok this is where my run may end

[sand cove]

Lmao what mod is this 💀

I’m assuming the cat is a Lucky Cat reskin

[lapis acorn]

ITS THAT YAHI?

[sand cove]

Peak pfp holy

[frozen granite]

Not to self don’t use the bee joker ever again

[sand cove]

Not to self 🤤

[frozen granite]

Why would I want to go into debt

[sand cove]

I thought it was bad at first but it’s actually such a good joker the only downside is it takes up a slot so getting a negative credit card is so good

Because it works more like a voucher

[frozen granite]

Where the fuck did the horse come from

[sand cove]

I was going to say something but my dog is lying down on a chair which is tucked under the table and he sat up and bumped his head on the table so I forgot what I was going to say

Wait why is your shop that big

What fucking mod is this 💀 😭

[frozen granite]

Should I risk this?

[sand cove]

PEARTO???

[harsh sorrel]

BECAUSE MY NAME IS TETO PEAR

[tardy isle]

[J] = "Me, i, myself" (Jack)
[K] = "He, him" (King)
[Q] = "She, her" (Queen)
[A] = "They, them" (Ace)
[10] = "You" (10)

VERBS

madness on = hate
smiley face on = like
hanging chad on = agree
faceless on = am neutral on
fibonaccis = think
golden on = buy

ADJECTIVES
bloodstone = bad
stuntman = good
hack = unfunny
triboulet = mid
photograph = overrated
obelisk = underrated

SLANG???

flush - idiot ("10're a flush)

PREFIXES

fool = pre
world = post
ecto= anti
house = in, un
death = pro
wee = small

"Jack madness on Bloodstone"
"Jack hanging chad on 10r opinion"
"Ace fibonaccis that Bloodstone is bloodstone and photograph"

[cobalt prairie]

amazing

[sturdy mist]

it's this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmWzDrzqh2w&ab_channel=DowBrawl

[frozen granite]

I sacrificed my walkie talkie for this

[sand cove]

Wtf…

WHAT MOD IS THIS 😭

[frozen granite]

That lamp sure does look convenient

[sand cove]

Use it with the cutout one

[full roost]

OMG BALALA

YAHIMOD

lmao get horsed

[full roost]

Balancing synergy 🔥

[sharp steppe]

hello 🙂 i'm going to be drawing a fairly large sized pixelart on wPlace in my hometown. if you wanna be part of it please feel free to reach out to me in PM. I'm using Blue Marble for the pixel framing.

[willow thicket]

YAHI MOD YESSS

[glossy fulcrum]

credit card is not very good, the debt loses you a lot of money long term if you overuse it

generally it should only be taken if you’re really struggling for money and need the 20 dollars immediately

[sand cove]

It’s good when you’re two dollars off a natural negative blueprint

[glossy fulcrum]

yes because those appear very often

edge cases dont make a joker good

look at idol

[sand cove]

It’s good to have when you need it, like I said, the only downside is it takes up a slot

[glossy fulcrum]

thats not the only downside

while you’re in debt, you dont earn interest, and wont for a long time

[sand cove]

Yeah so just don’t go in debt unless you need to

Like if you can’t afford a negative blueprint or smth

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

[sand cove]

Super helpful when you need it

[glossy fulcrum]

im saying that you shouldnt really hold on to it

cuz its a waste a lot of the time

[sand cove]

Ik thats why im saying it taking up a slot is a downside

I wouldnt say that about most jokers

But considering how rare its use case is, most of the time it’s just a waste

[glossy fulcrum]

it also kinda falls off later on

not only because you’ll have econ by then

actually thats basically the reason why

:p

[sand cove]

Same with most econ jokers like gold card and people like that

[glossy fulcrum]

gold card isnt a joker

and credit card isnt exactly econ

it negatively affects your econ

if you use it

and having econ jokers late into the game can be worthwhile

money is power

[sand cove]

Im stupid I meant gold joker

It’s 2am im tired

Anyways i think that credit card is good

[glossy fulcrum]

i wouldnt call it good

its situationally okay

and most of the time

does nothing

only detriments you if you use it

so you gotta decide if what you’re buying is worth damaging your long term economy

[full roost]

ante 1 rocket

[glossy fulcrum]

yes

thats also a good example of a joker worth using credit card on

assuming you already have a scoring joker

[full roost]

never thought of it like that

yeah pretty clever

ez way to pay your debt

[glossy fulcrum]

ye

[full roost]

disclaimer: does NOT work irl

[glossy fulcrum]

i mean isnt credit card basically a 20 dollar loan

[full roost]

yeah but good luck buying a rocket

[frozen granite]

You know what that means!

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

do you know what the definition of 'sin' is?

[austere goblet]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy fulcrum]

hes that one guy from roblox grace

[full roost]

what the hell man unluckiest the wheel ever

[full roost]

FISH

[full roost]

1 in 21 chance damn

[frozen granite]

What the fuck?!

[peak brook]

Just coming here to share that my office has a work pet and her name is Ziggy Stardust

They said I can hold her while I take calls as long as she wants to be, so she's my new friend

[sharp steppe]

no one wants to help me :[

[whole junco]

YOU WON

[mossy carbon]

https://hengbin.medium.com/alphatensor-ai-discovering-faster-mathematical-algorithms-612e7c7d8bc7
how I didn't knew of this before

[forest thistle]

||*technically a little under 1/21 (4.721%, not 4.762%)||

[frozen granite]

What the fuck worng with this microphone it sounds robotic

[subtle reef]

i feel like an idiot for staying on windows 10, should i just go to windows 11 now and be done with this shit?

[subtle reef]

opposite/hypoteneuse

[neat sundial]

What context and what word in Greek/Hebrew? The English word covers 3/4 distinct but related concepts, not unlike the English word "love".

[woeful cave]

Yahiamice mod?

[woeful cave]

I see a negative looking yahiamice joker in the top left. 👁️👄👁️

[craggy geode]

Found a big ass sword

[eternal nebula]

YAHIAMICE MENTIONED

[subtle reef]

is that yaha mouse

[tardy isle]

WIKIPEDIA HAS A MASCOT???

[eternal nebula]

WHAT

[scarlet kettle]

a few days ago i saw someone printing the entire joker set, and that inspired me to print out my favorite combo myself, how does it look?

[agile owl]

The pro of having bad financial decisions is that you can get a photo of Star Convoy wielding a plush of your Roblox avatar like a fucking bludgeoning weapon

[frozen granite]

Isn’t that the Wikipedia ball?

[prisma star]

yay!!!!

[unkempt pelican]

video games

[cold dragon]

wtf does the game expect me to do here 😹✌️

[proud venture]

buy a buffoon pack or press next round

[glossy fulcrum]

up arrow

[mystic pecan]

Add sex in balatro

🥸

[pearl flume]

Please choose a method of transportation before clicking the black bar.

||How effective/Awesome would it be to ride one of these into battle ?||

[balmy compass]

bike

||lancer type shit||

[graceful ginkgo]

Car

||asgore type shit||

[rotund ravine]

train.

||Papyrus type shit||

[sand cove]

Bus 💀

[fickle flower]

plane ||depends on the kind of plane||

[upbeat ginkgo]

All the components for my new computer have arrived, already finished building it, this is what it looks like, this is how I'm going to use it.

[sand cove]

…

[balmy compass]

hey dude.... cleaning is free

[sand cove]

Whats with the potassium

Asmongold ass

[graceful ginkgo]

I see that there is a pile of Gros Michels in your desk. Nice.

[sand cove]

No those are cavendish’s

Gros michaels are extinct

[graceful ginkgo]

Ah, of course

I knew that

[stiff sage]

blah

[graceful ginkgo]

blah

[stiff sage]

blah

bleh

[graceful ginkgo]

blah

bloh

[stiff sage]

lol

[verbal pawn]

Baby

[stiff sage]

nar

[balmy compass]

sebastian the tenias que llamar

[clear brook]

[sand cove]

Why did they make my guy astolfo a catboy

They made peak even peaker 🥹

the hell do you mean "new" I sent that message???

[willow thicket]

discord being discord

[neat sundial]

Huh. I hadn't thought about the localization of idioms like "Cloud Nine". What does "La 9° puerta" mean?

[neat sundial]

Ace being "They, them" is probably the best pronoun joke I've ever seen. Well played.

[neat sundial]

No, if you pet a femboy they'll adopt you and start asking for food and cigarettes. I'm not ready for that kind of responsibility.

[proud venture]

If I had to guess, given then literal translation, and what Cloud Nine can refer to in English, that localization could essentially just mean 'Heaven' or something like that

[elder fjord]

35-44???????

[elder fjord]

What was this AI smoking when evaluating my age

[lucid ivy]

My playing cards arrived in the mail a few days ago

Almost everyone I mentioned this to made a Balatro joke
They're not even Balatro cards 😂

[fiery grotto]

Chicken Jockey

||I mean itd be slow but would pack a punch ngl||

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

[exotic agate]

Meow

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

damn its not friday anymore

[exotic agate]

I dont even know what day it is

[glossy fulcrum]

saturday fur me

[safe phoenix]

for those who know

[wild fulcrum]

stack of pancakes with glasses

[potent drift]

Noo

[raw seal]

why do jimbo and red have spamton eyes

[warm mountain]

ofc its sebastian

[potent drift]

Deltarune

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

is your refridgerator running, if so call the authorities!

[tardy isle]

is this writing fire

[forest widget]

Slowly but surely 🫩

[forest widget]

I'm jimboing everywhere from this peak

[mighty tulip]

Hi

[sterile vigil]

Family Guy cutaways if they were good

[eternal nebula]

I feel like Peter would kill painter

[sterile vigil]

I mean, most people would? That MF tried to kill you/get you killed like 50 times.

[eternal nebula]

I hate painter and I want him publicly hanged

[sterile vigil]

Also apparently killing him is the good outcome. So I get to punch him and save him from this cruel version of the SCP foundation? Win win

[warm mountain]

yes

[mortal pasture]

Obelisk stinky

[warm mountain]

the edson barboza falloff is so sad💔💔

[sterile vigil]

Pretty fire.
I have a few different Roblox fits but I've been using the same one for.. a little too long now

[sharp steppe]

slow progress but looking great 🙂

[neat sundial]

I do feel like my skin is burning in response to reading this, does that count?

[tardy isle]

yes

[fiery grotto]

I am sobbing do to how prak this is and dousing the feeling of their skin burning, does that count?

[vagrant forge]

My dog is loafed up like a cat she’s never done this before 😭😭

[hidden galleon]

@split fable

U speak Spanish?

[split fable]

ye

[hidden galleon]

Que debria hacer

Es mi primera vez usando perkeo

[split fable]

no se w

[hidden galleon]

[split fable]

pregunta en #🕹・game-discussion

[hidden galleon]

Pensé que eras proplaye

No hay nadie que sepa conectado

[surreal widget]

Ve a #1207805042095300688

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You wake up one day to find that all animals, insects and humans are frozen in time, Father Time himself descends and tells you he's doing a bit of maintenance and you slipped passed the freeze. He tells you time will resume after (what would normally be) 1 week. What do you do with 1 week without time ?

[sterile vigil]

Dawg the possibilities are endless.

A few more questions first, you only mentioned biological beings being frozen, so I assume vehicles and machines can still be started and driven by you? Is food and water still edible, and can it still be prepared/cooked normally? What's gonna happen at nuclear plants, factories, mines, cargo ships, etc? Will they continue to move and run?

[gritty acorn]

Sleep

[pearl flume]

Yes, yes, frozen in time.

[sterile vigil]

So then I assume yes, machines and vehicles are still operational, and food can still be made normally with ovens, microwaves, etc.

Are things like nuclear reactors exempt and frozen though? Because if not we're gonna have big issues when time unfreezes since machines seem not to be affected

[pearl flume]

Father time took it into account, it's fine

[sterile vigil]

Ok that's perfect

[sterile vigil]

Well to start off, you could definitely build a lot of finances and wealth up quite easily. Though you have to take into account that the IRS is a problem when time resumes, so you would probably wanna use the Breaking Bad car wash and laundry mat method.

You could also totally get into places you aren't supposed to, like government buildings. All that classified Intel and documents are yours to see. Places like the Vatican's archives, and restricted hazard areas are explorable as well, but a week is quite a time crunch if you happen to be on the opposite end of the globe

Those are the 2 big things that I can think of, but there's even more

Of course a week of extra sleep is on the table too

[vale cliff]

Unbelievably real

[rare rune]

yoo are you drawing all that?

[sharp steppe]

yup

[rare rune]

good luck!

[sharp steppe]

it’s a pain but tyyy

[fiery grotto]

Id probably continue my normal day to day activities while trying my best not to commit crimes while no one will notice

[sterile vigil]

... I'm very curious what does the joker role and blue name mean?

[sterile vigil]

-# also total waste to not slip at LEAST one solid 5lb gold bar into your pocket

[neat sundial]

Lol, nice. Immolate moment, tbh.

[neat sundial]

Like I can still move and manipulate things, but my electronics don't work, etc? Can I still eat? Do toilets flush? Cos the first 2 days are gonna be spent figuring out how to survive tbh and the next day is gonna be spent napping. Then after that, I'll probably have to steal some pre-cooked food. ( I'm assuming food and drink is "in motion" when you're touching it, but can't be cooked. ) After that, I probably only have three days left. Most likely I'll bust out the art supplies I never use. If I'm bored enough, I'll catch up on my collection of books.

[pearl flume]

Yes, the world functions

You can cook and use machines.

[neat sundial]

In that case, if my laptop works, I just do what I'd normally do on a day off. Eat, sleep, bathe, play Balatro, and occasionally work on my game/mods/writing commissions/3D animation.

I wouldn't really do anything scandalous or hurtful.

Aside from stealing food

[pearl flume]

Someone said they'd grab the worst politician they could find, place them in the middle of a protest with a sign that detailed their corruption

[neat sundial]

Nah. Because Satan will still know as he is not subjected fully to time in the way mortals are. So I'd still get caught and killed.

As the usurper king of the world, while he does count us as pawns that he delights in destroying, I'd still be touching his pawns and killing them would violate the NAP and most likely cause God's protection to be withdrawn. Besides that, God himself wouldn't approve.

[fiery grotto]

Ive just been here a while and contributed to the community

Its an old thing and I wouldnt worry about it

[fiery grotto]

-# ok maybe just a Fewwww benjamins

[sharp steppe]

he thinks it’s a playable deck 🥀🥀 🥀 🥀

[dim sinew]

If you hear the words arsenalXmagic as a like book title what will you think like the first thing you think of/inmagioned

[vale cliff]

What is this sentence

[pearl flume]

Evil ass cat bit my finger after tempting me with a belly rub invitation

Devious creatura

[balmy compass]

what

[lucid peak]

https://discord.gg/Q2m66MMv

[sterile vigil]

Uh, doesn't Rule 8 say no doing this?

[neat sundial]

You know, I always thought I'd be susceptible to becoming a gambling addict. Fun fact, no.

I went to a casino today. They're boring.

[sterile vigil]

Balatro probably already satisfies that gambling need, and also knowing how you risk a lot with actual gambling (your entire financial state) vs far less on Balatro gambling ( on a 2 in 4 wheel of fortune)

[neat sundial]

I technically left with more money than I went in with, but after food cost and gas, I still ran a roughly $15-$18 deficit. My overall winnings were roughly $2 over my wager. But it just... didn't feel good to win. It felt worse to win than it did to lose.

Tbf, this was playing slots bc that's all they had at 3 in the morning.

[sterile vigil]

Overall yeah casinos suck.
They're the House IRL.
And as you know the house always wins

Even though you technically won more than you lost, as you said, after everything else you still had a deficit

[neat sundial]

I went cos I hoped to buy a hot meal and lose some money at Blackjack. But the restaurant part was closed and the snack shack only had a tray of meat pies left. Those were good, but overpriced and nothing special. And the casino I went too was kinda lame anyway. They only have Poker and that closes at 10. Also their slots are just bingo machines under the hood and that's less fun than an actual slot machine where you get to press the stop button and pretend that you actually rolled the wheel yourself.

[sterile vigil]

Gambling fell off 😔

Earth Devs suck, haven't updated the game in forever and left the servers in disrepair

[neat sundial]

Lol

[severe aurora]

@sharp bay 💁 🤖 https://fixvx.com/CryingEmojiman/status/1950255807142252921/video/1

Bad Blue Archive Memes (@CryingEmojiman)

https://t.co/jiWXfelXnD

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[spark jasper]

Did this big ass Jimbo with a bit of help on wplace (with all the white filling for the card)

[vale cliff]

I was down bad for this when I was a kid lol

[rugged bison]

what

[vale cliff]

Oh hai Jimbo, I’m sorry

[rugged bison]

please elaborate

what do you mean

[vale cliff]

I felt warm and tingly inside

There was a phase when I would look up BrainPop videos on my parents’ iPads even outside of school so I could stare at his face more

Haha

Wait, I’m sorry, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

This literally cannot be real

[tawdry spoke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3V-bdQcvWg
watch new video (rant)

[vale cliff]

Oh I used to use Brave

I think I found it weird and just stopped after switching phones

[gloomy patio]

swittching sides

cheesy

[rugged bison]

"Use Firefox "Use Brave" "Use Chrome" "Use Librewolf" "Use Tor" "Use Opera"

[vale cliff]

What’s librewolf?

[rugged bison]

a browser that's built off of firefox

[vale cliff]

Actually, why are so many search engine named after animals?

[vale cliff]

Ah, gotcha

They’re just begging to have poly furry shipfic made about them tho tbh

Maybe I’ll try writing one if it’s still not taken then 🤷

[sharp steppe]

do not click this

[rugged bison]

??????

[vale cliff]

Okay, we’ve all thought about it

[dense salmon]

i fuckin love this ship so much (by @yeongsanhong on twitter)

[full roost]

𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓽 𝓮𝔁𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓻

[tardy isle]

"Homer, you getting a haircut?" ah shop

[fiery grotto]

Cinema

[whole junco]

WHAT

[neat sundial]

That's a lot of stencila

[neat sundial]

I hate that Ralsei looks more like a girl than Kris.

[sour pilot]

"wouldn't you like a taste of the car keys"

[elder shuttle]

El muchacho quiere cambiar su estilo punk por un pompadour

[safe phoenix]

english

[shy dock]

some bozos are painting over this nice jimbo on wplace

[unkempt pelican]

Sad

[sand cove]

I forgot you were here and had to double check what server this was 🤤

[full roost]

Finally, black joker

[shy dock]

welp

[eternal nebula]

should I keep it the same or add more sound effects

[surreal widget]

The kid wants to change his punk style for a pompadour

At first I thought it was the name of a new beer

[burnt crypt]

Hollow knight

[strange lintel]

Chat I made a mask out of monster cans; is this drip

[gray harness]

playing with my duckies in a sea of saws in btd6's rogue legends mode

[forest widget]

The aluminium you'd inhale with each breath could make a ring

[mystic pecan]

Add sex in balatro

[vale cliff]

Gonna give Jimbo that 😝😝😝

[ashen merlin]

How did he do this

[unborn swift]

oh my god #TheGunnNeverMisses #TheGunnWasLockedAndLoaded

superman movie is peam

AND I GOT A KISS ON THE CHEEK

[ashen merlin]

?

By superman

?

[unborn swift]

yeah by superman

[ashen merlin]

#need

[vale cliff]

I can’t believe there wasn’t even a shirtless scene tbh

Why th did you even make a superhero movie then?

[ashen kindle]

Wow

Que chevere

[frozen granite]

Y’all I think I got a combo too high

[vale cliff]

Keep cooking

[gray harness]

my phone when btd6 rogue legends:

[pearl flume]

This new game is weird, you're gonna have to play your best card to win this...which card was it again ?

(Question requested by Starmiser)

[lapis acorn]

GOD THE BLADES ARE LOUD

[gray harness]

I think I smelt something burning in my phone at that time

[gray harness]

PvZ HEROES MENTIONED!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS AN UPD- wait, nevermind

[modern heart]

always bet on Colossal Dreadmaw

[balmy aurora]

who from texas here

[sterile vigil]

Me.
Well, if you count spending the majority of your life in Texas as being from it.

[sand cove]

Teto!!

[sand cove]

Are you dumb

[prisma bear]

i haven't checked wooper's stats in a while, can't believe they put this in the game he's so powerful

[sand cove]

Why would they do this

[glossy fulcrum]

sometimes i forget people like dr pepper

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1192
🎮 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1192

[solid nymph]

Yo

[sand cove]

Woah is that craig tucker

[abstract moat]

anyone could give came rcs

recs

?

[dapper hare]

Now hwhat in tarnation is that?!

[quick quartz]

What

Subnautica mobile

[sand cove]

There’s a mobile subnautica?

[quick quartz]

Yes

[balmy aurora]

okay cause im on fort sam the army base and i was wondering if theres anything good in houston

[sterile vigil]

I haven't been to Houston in a long time. I'm in a bit of a different part of Texas

[neat sundial]

There's literally too many

[prime wedge]

How to play multiplayer and cryptid together?

[lyric lintel]

idk where to ask this but i installed a bunch of mods and whenver i try to change the card skins my game crashes with this bug report anyone knows whats the issue?

[azure spire]

Deltarune.

It has depression.

[upbeat ginkgo]

the dore

[lyric elk]

i\ arted all the tarots

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what transformer do you wanna transform into?

[pearl saddle]

are there any car people here

[pearl flume]

SKIN MADE OF IRON, STEEL IN OUR BONES. TO DIG AND DIG MAKES US FREE, COME ON BROTHERS SING WITH ME

[sand cove]

Like a transformer?

I mean

I’m trans but idk if that counts tho

[pearl saddle]

😭😭

[sand cove]

Transformer more like transfemmer

[pearl saddle]

like people into super cars cuz i have a question about a car

[sand cove]

I know literally nothing about cars at all but you should ask me anyways and I’ll do my best to answer 🔥

[shut steeple]

This dude is actually named James

[lavish bolt]

Anyone here work in a casino/gambling environment? I'm in my second week training to be a table game dealer and the balatro knowledge in my brain throws me off a bit. The high contrast cards especially 😂

[hallow maple]

I’ve gambled everything in my life away if that counts as working in a gambling environment

[sand cove]

🔥

[lavish bolt]

Apologies being on the other side of the table 😭

[red zealot]

i love tarot merchant

[hallow maple]

I find it useful in every situation

Same with paint brush or wasteful

[red zealot]

didn’t even realize i was in off topic

whoops

[hallow maple]

lol

[boreal ravine]

Real

[cunning barn]

are you the guy from undertale

[sand cove]

No

What

Are you a dumb

[cunning barn]

yes

but thats irrelevant

[sand cove]

Bro probably thinks I’m from undertale 😭 🙏

[cunning barn]

are you the lancer guy

[sand cove]

No i’m jevil

[cunning barn]

ohhhhh yeah that guy

[sand cove]

Also he’s not from or even in undertale

[sand cove]

My pfp is a drawing I did of him can’t you tell

He’s holding a lollipop and has a propeller hat

[cunning barn]

i see that now

[gilded nest]

Hello there

[cunning barn]

i did actually play deltarune recently it was awesome

hi there

[gilded nest]

How are you

[cunning barn]

good, wbu?

[gilded nest]

Not bad but also not good

[sand cove]

Uh oh! Your messages have implied you played deltarune without playing undertale. That’s a big no no

[cunning barn]

guilty

[sand cove]

Bro the first thing you see when you open deltarune is “this game is recommended for people who have played undertale”

[cunning barn]

but i've been on call with my friend while he played through the entire game

[gilded nest]

Woa

[cunning barn]

i figured that's close enough

[sand cove]

I mean

[gilded nest]

I played undertale once

[sand cove]

You’re the one getting a slightly worse experience

Did you like

[gilded nest]

Yeah

[sand cove]

Watch him? Or just hear him play

[gilded nest]

I love the asgore theme

[cunning barn]

both

[sand cove]

Which one

[gilded nest]

And spider dance

[sand cove]

Oh cool

[gilded nest]

My favorite theme

[sand cove]

I cant imagine he got all (or even two) endings that fast tho thats crazy

[cunning barn]

i only saw the pacifist/true ending but i already got spoilers anyway

[sand cove]

Oh ok well thats like the most important one

[gilded nest]

I feel bad

[sand cove]

(Sorry i just have an autistic obsession with undertale/deltarune and it pisses me off beyond belief when someone played deltarune first like the FIRST thing you see is a warning telling you to play undertale first)

[cunning barn]

no dont be sorry thats a completely fair reaction

even though im not obsessed... yet

[gilded nest]

Someone here played ace atorrney?

[sand cove]

Meee

I’ve played the original trilogy

But I own all of them except for the layton crossover

I’ve played all of the first apollo justice game except for the last case

[gilded nest]

Can I vent a little? All my friends are busy, and I'd like to talk to someone.

[sand cove]

Idm

[gilded nest]

I dont know what is idm sorry

[sand cove]

I don’t mind

[gilded nest]

Ahh

[smoky prism]

god damn i suck at pixel art

[cunning barn]

i hate to ask but

what is it supposed to be

[smoky prism]

the ice cream joker

[cunning barn]

you definitely need more cone and less ice cream (also the cards not a square lol)

but you are on a time limit so really its not that bad

[gilded nest]

I thought it was a pacman ghost

[surreal widget]

I love that game

Sucks to play on bedrock

[sand cove]

HOLY SHIT I'M WATCHING BLACK MIRROR AND SOMEONE IS PLAYING BALATRO

I'm watching it on mobile and you can't screenshot netflix but it's season 7, the episode is called Hotel Reverie, and the timestamp is nine minutes and five seconds through

you only see it for a second but like

it's literally just balatro

Like I'm sure people have mentioned this before but woah

[karmic slate]

Can we all agree that settlers of catan is the worst game ever

[gray harness]

hell.

[forest thistle]

this 1000% ragebait no way you actually think this

[sand cove]

Fastest round of modded balatro

[sand cove]

woah I just finished the episode, probably my favourite. Felt like a whole ass movie, holy peak

I wonder what Loculthunks LEAST favourite joker is

even if he likes all of them, technically he does have to like one the least

[karmic slate]

It’s so boring

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

What's something you learned WAY too late ?

Ex: how to properly spell "decision" .

[balmy compass]

you are supposed to NOT put oil in water when cooking noodles

[forest thistle]

I get that it's boring as hell but like worst? I feel Monopoly easily beats Catan in being the worst game.

[karmic slate]

Nah monopoly just takes forever to set up

It’s pretty fun once you get going

[forest thistle]

Not until one person has a clear advantage

Then the game becomes an excruciating process

Like ok, I get that Joe here is going to win but can we hurry it up?

To me it feels like it goes up a tiny bit in tension for the first quarter of the game, buying properties and seeing maybe I could win this.

[sand cove]

Can we all agree that juicy steak and buttery lobster is the worst meal ever

[forest thistle]

But then the second it's over and all the properties are accounted for (and someone get's lucky), I feel like my time is wasted handing the person I know is going to win for another 2 whole hours

[karmic slate]

I hate steak and lobster has eyes that look like an aliens so yes

[sand cove]

(Same I actually hate lobster and I think steak is overrated)

(but it was kinda funny)

[forest thistle]

Catan at least has the slow burn of ok my turns can get dull but at least I have a choice in how I want to do things and I could maybe trade to get what I want quicker

Idk, but after a few games of monopoly you may as well be asking me to play a very long game of candyland with a quarter of the color

:/

[sterile vigil]

I haven't had steak in forever. Kinda overrated yeah, but it's still not bad. Quite solid dish.

Lobster on the other hand, slander of it will not be tolerated

[sterile vigil]

Terraria leaning against a wall in a dark corner:
"About time"

[glossy fulcrum]

i dunno if this is an answer you’re looking for but im 18 and dont know how to tie a tie

good thing i’ll never need to

[vale cliff]

Bro don’t give up

You are worth it 🙏

[neat sundial]

Nah. Being gay still costs money, just not as much.

[neat sundial]

Same, man.

[neat sundial]

Ironically lobster started out as food for prisoners and poor people because rich people were disgusted by the scary ocean bugs. It's weird how adaptations of poor people fairly often end up being the fashions of the wealthy later. There was a medieval hat I can't remember the name of that came about because a peasant took his shirt off and wrapped it around his head bc he was hot while farming and the rich people apparently decided that was the height of fashion.

I suppose another example of this to a lesser extent is spam. Still accessible for poor people, at least, but spam as a luxury/delicacy happened because of war rationing.

Maybe a better example is escargot. ( At least if the legend about how it was invented is true. )

But then the French will eat just about anything, especially if they drown it in enough butter and/or cheese

Is it against the rules to discuss Balatro knock-offs?

I'm like morbidly curious and a little fascinated with Balala Joker Poker as an entity

[neat sundial]

Actually, are there any other games that are as much of a blatant ripoff of a superior source material for cash-grab purposes that y'all know of?

[sand cove]

Minecraft has a lot of ripoffs

[neat sundial]

Yeah, that's a good example. Although most Minecraft ripoffs I've seen are better than this, with a few outright being good.

[sand cove]

I have it, it’s garbage

It tells you what score you’re gonna get before you even play which makes it less fun

And all the art is AI generated

[neat sundial]

oh, is that why it looks ... like that?

I thought it was just made in a sweatshop

What model even makes art that bad still...?

[sand cove]

No chance a human made this

[neat sundial]

Have you ever seen my art though? Some humans are garbage at art, lol.

It does look ... weird.

But if it's AI, they at least put post-processing on it to try and disguise that from what I can see. It looks more like "plastic" vector art you get from someone who has twelve hours to make 300 assets and there's a fair amount I'm p sure is clip art.

The only one that looks really strongly like AI is the hand card.

Still, I wouldn't put it past them to do AI art.

... Low-key actually like their Drunkard, also... I might make him one of the cameo jokers in my mod.

[sand cove]

They even have ceremonial dagger as a joker like it’s actually just a blatant copy but without anything that makes it fun

Idk how it isn’t fun but it just isn’t

Balatro if it wasn’t addictive

[neat sundial]

Not denying it's a blatant rip-off, that's what makes it so fascinating. How they can steal so much from a game without even by accident making any part of it fun

[sand cove]

I will say the music absolutely slaps

Like dont get me wrong it’s super generic mobile game music

Holy

[humble smelt]

Yall know any good games like balatro

I don't mean copycats or something i mran the

Number go up typa shi

Like nubby's number factory

[humble smelt]

Joker poker balala

[sand cove]

I know an awesome game

It’s called balala

[humble smelt]

Top 5 greatest games in humanity

[tiny iron]

Peglin and luck be a landlord of the top of my head

And vampire survivor which is really good

[neat sundial]

Yeah that looks AI generated, those joker bags.

[tiny iron]

Also is your pfp from the desolate hope. I didnt expect to see that randomly

[humble smelt]

Yeah you don't see a lot of people that aren't posers who call themselves scott fans and they don't know any other game he made but fnaf

[tiny iron]

[dense salmon]

SWASHBUCKY

[native valley]

Where's the face?

[tender rampart]

Balala 😍😍

[fast coral]

[bleak crane]

This is pretty obviously ai.

Who vibecoded that ripoff fess up

[sand cove]

^^^

[bleak crane]

poor

[sand cove]

Why are you playing a balala ripoff?

[short escarp]

Saw a pair of Apache helicopters on my bike ride today

Low flying exercises

[short escarp]

Not every joker has a face

Oops all sixes doesn't

Superposition doesn't

[native valley]

Just some one say me "Shortcut's artwork subtly includes a joker's face, the hanging wires being the smile, and the curved hat in the clouds."

[sand cove]

I think they’re just stupid

[short escarp]

A joker in the negative space

[pearl flume]

I crave sustenance....

[sand cove]

Same

You’re not special

[novel gyro]

Im a noob at balatro so im playing pizza tower

Its crazy good

[sand cove]

It’s pretty fun yea

[lime shale]

sleep deprived baby groot

[lucid isle]

Probably sleep deprived because you taped his eyelids open.

[sand cove]

Yeah why would you do that

[neat sundial]

Did you know that Hello Kitty is canonically British?

[severe aurora]

isn't that just Miffy rip-off?

[neat sundial]

Pareidolia moment

[west violet]

https://youtu.be/imvNpWtuQbY

[neat sundial]

Interestingly, due to research I did at random I can actually answer that. No. Hello Kitty is not a Miffy rip-off, but Sanrio did make a Miffy rip-off and they got sued for it. That character was eventually discontinued and was retroactively removed from all Sanrio media like a Stalinist unpersoning.

Which presumably makes tapes of cartoons featuring the character valuable

[novel gyro]

MEGA KNIGHT

I cant send gif

[timid widget]

i think i'm hallucinating

there's no way this is real

it cant be

[sand cove]

They're gonna cancel it

[neat sundial]

Sorry, I got called into the doctor. Her name was Cathy. I don't really like Sanrio or Miffy's creator. One is an evil megacorp and the other is seemingly the epitome of self-important artist, but I do feel bad for the fans and I think revisionist history is creepy af even when applied to silly little cartoon animals for baby girls.

[sand cove]

When I was little (like two-four) Miffy was absolutely my favourite show, but I don't actually remember anything about it

[neat sundial]

That's probably normal. Every time I randomly remember media from childhood, it feels like a sleeper agent activation. Cos it's always from 0 memory to a sudden "wow, what was that?"

I just recently remembered "Big Comfy Couch" for example.

[unborn swift]

kirby air riders ||they fumbled the characters in kirby air riders brah the only cool pick is chef kawasaki||

[neat sundial]

The GameCube game?

[unborn swift]

yea there’s gonna be a new one

[neat sundial]

... no

I don't want that

[unborn swift]

shiiiiiiit

I do

[neat sundial]

Nintendo will ruin it.

[unborn swift]

I mean probably but this is like my favorite game on the gamecube so i’ll take what I can get

[neat sundial]

Kirby's Air Ride is one of my favourite games ever made

[unborn swift]

they already dropped the ball with the character roster so maybe they’ll lock in for the rest right?

[neat sundial]

How bad is it?

Also inb4 "purchasable DLC characters"

[unborn swift]

||kirby recolors, dedede, metaknight, and bandana dee||

||and kawasaki||

[neat sundial]

Also while we're in #🃏・off-topic . I wish I could control the weather so that I could block out the sun.

[unborn swift]

TrueE

TRUE

[neat sundial]

That's not too bad. I understand why you'd want more, but at least they covered the basics.

[unborn swift]

wait are there only four vehicles

???? SHOW MORE PLS

[neat sundial]

Ok, that is a problem

[neat sundial]

The wings on the noodle cart is kinda cute tho

But yeah, we need at least the original roster of air ride machines

[unborn swift]

I mean no matter what i’ll buy the game anyways cus this looks dope but bro

wait

we get to play as the mushroom cap guy?

WHAT

[sand cove]

THATS HIS NAME???

[unborn swift]

YEA

[unborn swift]

2 others OK ok
and the paper one looks cool

THE BULK STAR IS BACK

THE SWERVE STAR

THE SWERVE STAR

THE SE

YYYYEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO

||ITS FUCKING MAGLOR||

||if we don’t get to play as adeline i’m never downloading this i’m afraid||

[sand cove]

I didn't see the direct but I really hope that uh I forgot her name is playable

the pink one from robobot

[unborn swift]

I have good news for you

kirby IS PLAYABLE

[sand cove]

no not kirby

[unborn swift]

susie ya she’s there too

[sand cove]

Her name's susie???

[unborn swift]

yupppp

[sand cove]

Susie deltarune?

[sand cove]

I'm S U I S E

[glossy fulcrum]

suise 🥀

[unborn swift]

wait I was kidding i’ll still buy iy

[unborn swift]

||kracko bossfight in city trials 👀||

[neat sundial]

New meds cause sun sensitivity on top of existing meds causing light sensitivity on top of high natural.

[neat sundial]

I want this very much.

[neat sundial]

So is my cheese

[unborn swift]

whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on now bro

oh wait this is for canadians

sucks for u guys

[simple sigil]

Holy fuck

[neat sundial]

Canadian prices are only like 10% more tho, so this still could mean an $89.99 in the US

[unborn swift]

only 70 dollars for us

ok well

saying only is an understatement

but it still costs less

[neat sundial]

Yeah, that's an entire work shift or credit card payment. 😬 Got me like

[unborn swift]

by the way its still two cakes and not one of them is sonic

[dry ravine]

the cake is a lie

[sand cove]

Mario kart world costs $120 where I live

so erm

not peak

[dense salmon]

Hi

[glossy fulcrum]

yargh

[civic shell]

Damn

[sand cove]

Yeah 🤤

[rain cave]

pretty1

[timid widget]

oh the things i used to do before I got into Balatro,, /silly
but fr tho i need to go out and do photography more -3-

[rain cave]

the things that i do now that i've graduated balatro :3

[lost ingot]

are there voice chats here?

[rain cave]

also, speaking of photographs

probably should've taken it at higher res

[timid widget]

ooooo pretty :0000

[rain cave]

photo is edited tho

so no, water is not that color

[signal kraken]

looks like someone got two invis jokers

[umbral sigil]

guys it finally happened

[eternal nebula]

The hell did i get then?

[umbral sigil]

its only available for the apple store

its blatant stealing too

[eternal nebula]

I WANT BALALA

🙁

[tropic totem]

Look at the stickers on the back of this car! I finished getting my car washed and saw them when leaving the lot! If you're the owner, we should talk! Such a small world (in a small town in Idaho, USA)

[novel gyro]

Before I post the photo should I spoiler the photo? It contain the final boss of pizza tower

This is what he deserve

Also i got 69%

Peppino Just call an agent for me

I dont like ||pizzahead|| for what he did to peppino

[glossy fulcrum]

this is cool but why is the sun so evil

that sounds like a joke question but i actuall wanna know why it looks like that

[late beacon]

PEAK

[novel gyro]

True

[smoky prism]

and for my next dumb idea i will put niko into ao oni

[rain cave]

the editing didn't do much, it was evil fromt he start😭

[opal thorn]

https://youtu.be/as9IIBwxAiM?feature=shared

[last heath]

The name’s Nikky, I’m a student and a building something online, and I’ve been able to handle things on my own while getting through school and I already decided that an average life isn’t for me. I come from a place where people often underestimate big thinkers, but I chose to bet on myself anyway. I believe in working smart, levelling up daily, and turning any setback into a reason to go harder.
My goal is to prove that with discipline, consistency, and real hustle, anything is possible. I’m here to grow, to elevate, and to leave a mark, not just for myself, but for anyone who believes they were made for more. This is just the beginning.

[shy veldt]

Tbh if I made a mobile shitty version of balatro id make it like cryptic

[vale cliff]

AI written anime protagonist

[balmy compass]

this break a lot of rules at the same time xd

[shy veldt]

They made balala already

[balmy compass]

yea im not acusing you

[vale cliff]

Oh, wait, did you mean Cryptid?

[shy veldt]

Yeah

Tbh if I REALLY wanted to make a mobile Balatro I’d make it a gacha game

[eternal nebula]

misery and pain ahh moment

[fiery grotto]

Wdym finally its been out for atleast a year

The sad part is that legal actuon cant even be made since its not stolen assets, just ideas, which you cant really copyright something like jokers

[umbral sigil]

i already know

[fiery grotto]

Yeah

Its just frustrating

[umbral sigil]

it happened to pizzqatower too

[umbral sigil]

theres another one btq

it has 4.1 stars on the apple app store

[fiery grotto]

Yep

Theres so many

[umbral sigil]

ive only seen two

but that is still too many

goes to show people do anything but pay 10 dollars

(plus taxz)

thankfully it dosent happen to gamesl ike ultrakill

-# hopefully

[hearty hound]

um so im like new here, why do people have like C++ and RB in their name 😭

im so confused

[balmy compass]

C+/+: complesionist
RB: tbh idk

[hearty hound]

oh thank you

so theyre achievements?

[balmy compass]

sep

[hearty hound]

thank you sm 😭

[simple cove]

do you guys see balatro as an dangerous addictive game sometimes?

[balmy compass]

yes

[simple cove]

idk why ever since i played classic poker then to balatro that’s how i feel

[balmy compass]

thats why i add mods to it

[simple cove]

at one point i spent 5 hours just playing balatro in a day

[simple cove]

damn, cool

mods do make the game way more fun imo

[balmy compass]

fun is subjective, but yea

[simple cove]

but it will eat up most of my freetime from my experience

[balmy compass]

what mod did you play?

[simple cove]

um

its cryptid

[balmy compass]

oh so unbalanced mods

[simple cove]

i usually find mods from the wiki

[simple cove]

well… yea

[zealous void]

oh hi haha RB is the Rule Breaker achievement (completed all challenges)

[simple cove]

and sometimes i combine it with more mods

[balmy compass]

you should visit #1209506514763522108

[simple cove]

is it okay if i just download it from there, i mean one mod could potentially give me a malware or smth, or ig not

i did find some really cool mods tho

[balmy compass]

the most safe place is modding chat and github

do not install from nexus

do not install mods from mediafire or mega

all the mods are in #1209506514763522108
-# well like 95%

[simple cove]

oh, well that’s good to know, good thing i never visited nexus to download balatro mods

thanks for the info btw

[hearty hound]

that is definitely not extremely intimidating 😟

[balmy compass]

gamble it

[zealous void]

don't be!!! (just play the game and have fun :))

[hearty hound]

i mean i'll try but ive got a brother and a best friend who have C+ 😭

[eternal nebula]

If this isn't real balala, then what is?

[zealous void]

nahhh don't pressure yourself to complete all the achievements

it's totally optional - I did it because 1. Why not? 2. I totally hate sleeping... hah

[eternal nebula]

what is the real balala I'm freaking out

[hearty hound]

no same, it's 3.18am rn and im locking in on green deck (we hate the needle)

[zealous void]

you got this man!

[hearty hound]

i dont but thanks for the motivation 😭

i just lost on ante 4 its so over 💀🙏

[zealous void]

aw that's alright - I'd say play again but sleep would be the better option haha

get some rest

[hearty hound]

ONE MORE GAME

well

10 probably but

[zealous void]

LOL

at least you're honest

[hearty hound]

the first step to recovery is to acknowledge the addiction i guess 😭

[zealous void]

amen 😂

[glossy fulcrum]

no thats real

[eternal nebula]

I know, some guy showed an app called "Balala"

[glossy fulcrum]

i know the bit

but please

dont actually play it

its just balatro but with shitty interface and ai jokers

and of course ads, probably

i havent played but its free so there’s gotta be

and if there’s ads that means you’re giving them revenue by playing

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Pokémon before clicking the black bar. If you don't know what a Pokémon is, choose a Mythical animal.

||A singular one exists and it's in your ownership. What do you do with it ?||

[glossy fulcrum]

pikachu
||get sued by nintendo||

[fiery grotto]

Squirtle

||Duet with it||

[modern heart]

Latr reply so idk if anyone else said it, but RB is Rulebreaker (achievment for beating all challenges)

[balmy compass]

yes

ty anyway

[shy veldt]

So do they lay eggs or

[keen tide]

Bruh

[tropic flame]

how it feels to be an english-speaking balatro fan

[vale cliff]

Your parents are abusive?

[balmy compass]

wait wtf

[short escarp]

This is my favourite piece of furry art

I laugh every time I see it

Who the fuck would draw something like this

[full roost]

Indeedee

||Yay my dream has come true and now I have a best friend that gives me free therapy and literally gets its energy from positive thoughts||

[sharp bay]

JUST BOUGHT A GROMIT MUG OFF AMAZON, COMING ON MONDAY!!!!!

[full roost]

HELL YEAH
now you need the wallace one

[sharp bay]

HIP HIP

HORRAY

[full roost]

HURRAY!!1!

[sharp bay]

HIP HIP

HURRAY

[full roost]

HURRAY!!1!

[sharp bay]

HIP HIP

[full roost]

HURRAY!!1!

[sharp bay]

HURRAY

[full roost]

okay hanging chad only retriggers twice no more celebrations

[sharp bay]

Yeah, off to the hard part. My flight is at Sunday so I gotta wait for a week to get my hands on it

But hey, it's worth the wait.

It's for like 28 dollars (including the importing fees)

[full roost]

worth it

[pearl flume]

Once in a while one person is given as offering to the Giants. They built mountains to keep us safe, refilled our rivers and lakes, they take away the sick and returned them with health...albeit scarred, they even feed us these unworldly foodstuff at times.

The taken person will be pricked and prodded at with incomprehensible devices, soaked in an endless cleansing sea, dried with the power of the desert sun, after all that and more, they're returned to us, changed forever.

This year, it's your turn, what do you think of it ?

[sharp bay]

I also got earbuds cuz my headphones are inconvenient to use.

[novel gyro]

Morning

[sharp bay]

Food morning Lois

[full roost]

I'm more of an earbud kinda guy

[sharp bay]

Shit

[full roost]

mawrnin

[full roost]

I THOUGHT YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE LMAOOO 😭😭😭

[sharp bay]

Good day to you sir

[full roost]

where the hell do you get these ideas damn

[sharp bay]

Would

[full roost]

if they're made by none other than you then consider writing a short novel

[pearl flume]

I did, didn't sell

[full roost]

dang

[sharp bay]

I might

What its name

[pearl flume]

Fruits of Our Labour on AO3

[sharp bay]

Thank you Peter ❤️

[full roost]

Why, of course, scrumptious day for both of us

[novel gyro]

Hai

[full roost]

hallo

[novel gyro]

Im playing pizza tower while my brain hurt

[full roost]

I was planning to play pvz2 rn

I've beaten the game on my old tablet but it stopped working like four years ago so I'm re-playing the story mode on my phone now

[novel gyro]

PVZ 2

[full roost]

exactly

pvz 2

it's like pvz 1 but instead of 1 it's 2

[novel gyro]

:0

Cool

[river swift]

Luke stole the 1

so they had to replace it with a 2

[full roost]

goddammit luke

[vale cliff]

That’s why you have writing prompts!

[severe aurora]

isn't that just california? not the all english speakers. 😏

[humble smelt]

Bro

[tepid cave]

Ask Jeff instead I dont have money for that

[tardy isle]

me when i find a new favorite character so i gotta lowk change my pfp to them

[river swift]

I can't believe luke just flooded your wishlist

[humble smelt]

Spongebob

[tepid lintel]

Rate the steak I made yesterday

[novel gyro]

Time to play as the noise since balatro is too hard

[tepid cave]

MM..FOOD looks pretty good

[low parrot]

Noise is my go to way to play the game

[tropic flame]

no i feel left out

and don't understand anything people say

even if my parents are abusive it's unrelated probably

[hybrid citrus]

Eggsactly

[hexed meteor]

It is the power of Hispanic memes

[lyric iron]

a true balatro fan never speaks

[rough echo]

My poor Jimbo :((

[hexed meteor]

Who did such a devilish thing?

[rough echo]

People who just want to watch the world burn.... 🥀
https://wplace.live/?lat=-27.22047991390152&lng=-61.20272494072267&zoom=16.125715332154705

[fast chasm]

Didnt know fallout was chill like dat

[short escarp]

Touring in Europe is fun

Biking is so easy in Holland

No hills and cyclists have so many privileges

[short escarp]

What does this mean

Vikings?

I'm in the netherlands

Not sweden

Sweden comes in about a week

Then I'll be vikingposting

[full roost]

The evil mountainous south:

[wise hare]

Chat should I download iOS 26 beta?

[cedar prism]

This rating i made is so much funnier looking at the time played

[full roost]

*untangles your gela*

[lucid isle]

I agree

[tired oracle]

It ends with an O, that means it’s a Spanish word

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

can I have what you're cooking?

[sand bronze]

Guys

the funniest thing ever

just happened

So there's this artist (that's known to have these weird crushes) claims that they have a hear me out so wild nobody could guess or understand it

so they gave their followers a challenge to figure it out who it is, the only clue is that it's a blue character, name starts with C and came from an indie game

so I tried guessing it a few times and none of them were right to the point where I kinda got a bit cooky

and started making up characters

and then I went to bed

when i wake up the artist got impatient and revealed the character

can you guys guess who it is

[modern heart]

Constellation joker idk

[sand bronze]

no

crazier

[modern heart]

Is it from balatro

[sand bronze]

yes

[modern heart]

I hope it isn't Castle

Thought I guess that isn't a 'character'

Clever and Crafty Joker are kinda blue

[sand bronze]

nopee

hint

its not one of the jokers

[modern heart]

Cryptid and Cerulean Bell are all I can think of left

[sand bronze]

CERULEAN BELLL DING DING DING

while we were talking they made 15 yume art of the cerulean bell

[modern heart]

Honestly, not that insane imo

There's VV fanart in this server sometimes lol

[dry sparrow]

Be me.
In math class, finished a test.
Get handed it back.
MFW one of the questions has been marked with a pink triangle?
Raise hand.
Ask miss “Why did you mark this question as homosexual?”
She responds “私のピンクのペンか何かを借りたいですか?”.
Remember she doesn’t speak any English.
How on earth did I get a question homo?

[cunning barn]

finally tangela's spooked eyes make sense