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hasty light
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I refuse to answer

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Those games cannot be compared

pearl flume
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Would it be possible to reverse ice cap melting by freezing a large portion of the ocean ?

sinful zenith
frosty trout
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Who translated that

old vapor
vale cliff
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How’d you get mommy Siri?

spare mulch
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who tf combined mahjong and uno

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comically small hand

odd oxide
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chat which title has the most cred

fringe lily
sharp bay
lofty dirge
vale cliff
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Nerf Kit immediately

odd oxide
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I 'completed' edgar

indigo ginkgo
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Illegalism is a tendency within anarchism that emerged in Western Europe in the last decades of the 19th century. Closely linked to and dependent on European individualist anarchism, it encompasses anarchists who aim to carry out their struggle through criminal acts. A significant theoretical foundation for them is the idea of individual reclama...

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New WP page created

brazen finch
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Funny, my nickname is based on that word

brazen finch
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That is not even close to how I feel

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I prefer being considered cute

sharp bay
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And who said lions aren't cute

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Look at this boy

dense salmon
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Dr. House

If the played hand contains a Full house creates two random Spectral cards

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If it's lupus it destroy itself

pearl flume
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Would you press the button ?

50% chance to get 200 dollars.

50% chance to get kicked in the throat.

oak citrus
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Yeah, easy. I can survive a couple kicks to the throat

blazing thicket
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anyone here like stealth games?

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really want to see what deckbuilding enthusiats think about our game 😄

icy igloo
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watched trailer

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concept looks interesting but im not a fan of stealth type games

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sent friend request by mistake

blazing thicket
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oh lol you good

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and thats fine

frosty trout
night tide
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i love this screenshot

frosty trout
night tide
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oh and this too

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im a bit of a casual player

frosty trout
night tide
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yes

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like 20 of em

frosty trout
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From hammerspace?

night tide
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no

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equilibrium sleeve

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and a lot of money for rerolling

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sad to see this run end

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pretty weak bull

frosty trout
night tide
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have you ever seen at eternal perishable? now you have!

cold blade
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im going for a flushless run right now to get the joker card, does playing a royal flush or straight flsuh count against that

frosty trout
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For jokers that say +x mult if hand contains a flush

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Those activate if u play straight flush or flush five

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Or even flush house

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What would happen if I get 8.988466e307 dollars with the hermit bug and then get a bull?

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How many chips will show?

dense salmon
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naneinf chips

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8.44915804e602

oak citrus
severe aurora
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Joker Stranding

exotic canyon
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just wanted to ask, I want to get into modding or customizing the cards, where does one start with that?

sharp bay
exotic canyon
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well that just show how attentive i am

sharp bay
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Turkish kris

tawdry spoke
fiery meadow
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1 more survivor spot. If anyone wants to play, message me

torpid verge
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i am wearing that exact same shirt

blazing thicket
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Anyone here enjoy metal gear or stealth games?

open patio
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King of tags

gleaming osprey
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Most bizarre build i ever did

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And shit worked

fiery meadow
blazing thicket
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Nice! I’m asking cuz I’m making a stealth action with deck builder elements!

fiery meadow
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Nice! Yea cyber shadow may not be close to metal gear. Maybe more mega man esque kinda

blazing thicket
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Right it’s more platformer

solar shale
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Guys, look what I got!

fiery meadow
solar shale
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Yeah, I wish they had stuff like that

fiery meadow
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Same

solar shale
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Or even just like, the legendaries, or whatever the next most iconic ones would be

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Like photograph, hanging Chad, mime, baron

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Those ones are super well known

fiery meadow
sharp bay
oak citrus
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Me when I remember Balatro exists

frigid hawk
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very unlucky

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i cant choose any 💔

shadow pelican
solar shale
shadow pelican
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Man I would like to buy a full card set with all the cards and jokers.

dry tendon
gaunt nimbus
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yall i’m making a snake sequel what should i add to it

dry tendon
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there should be a roguelike of everything (tetris, breaker, etc)

gaunt nimbus
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hell yeah

dry tendon
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honestly a tetris/puyo puyo roguelike would go hard..

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you could pack the two together and make puyo puyo one of the playable "character"

fiery meadow
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Do balatro 99 where you start with 99 players and you’re pressured against the clock to make the best hands

gilded ore
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HYTALE GOT CANCELLED

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Jeb gone done more for their game than the devs actually did

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10 years selling smoke, sending their future playerbase threatening mojang employees

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and now their smoke ran out

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lets gooooo

brave hedge
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Just play vintage story

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Its goated

gilded ore
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its goated yeah

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but

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imagine selling smoke for 10 whole years

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claiming to be the new rival that terraria couldnt be

brave hedge
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Yeah hytale bad for sure

gilded ore
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sending players to doxx mojang devs and then claiming they were a vocal minority

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after they get exposed to having ties to your devs

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and now just

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"Yeah sorry our higher ups said no more funding..."

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NOT EVEN AN ALPHA RELEASE 🔥

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"Mojang devs will have to work now that hytale showed more info" this, "Mojang devs when hytale devs add another boss" that

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and now

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gone

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Jeb done gone more for hypixel and associates than their devs ever did to the company

brave hedge
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Hytale bad 🫡

gilded ore
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me when I am hired to work for tax write off and inflammatory marketing against the very platform we host our biggest money maker in for more than 10 years

wheat coral
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it looks so fun

orchid pelican
fiery meadow
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“Oh that’s nasssssstay”

blazing thicket
fossil wren
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honestly, redditors scare me

inner prawn
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Hey just watched a show named scavengers reign go watch it it’s banana aproved

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Or else I won’t show up in your run

dense salmon
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Burglar was bald

ashen violet
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peak

fiery meadow
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What if it’s just a white ski mask?

fiery meadow
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Maybe he’s going swimming then

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Swim cap

odd oxide
oak citrus
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Absolute peasant-pilled. We ignorance maxxing in this piece

nova pewter
vale cliff
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Sounds like a Zelda thing?

wheat coral
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hypixel Minecraft 2

pearl flume
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Please choose an Artifact!

Umami- A piece of gum that never goes dull or loses its flavour! You can also switch to any flavor you want on a whim! When you take it out of your mouth it reforms to a ball. Bubble blowing is also easier.

Sincerely, Me- A pen that never runs out of ink, when holding it, the pen will correct your hand to make your penmanship more elegant and professional. You can also change the colour of ink at any time.

Be More Chill- A fluffy jacket with regulated temperature! You can set it to auto regulate up to +5 or -5 degrees C of your current location no matter where you go.

modern heart
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probably Sincerely Me

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i have to use pens a lot, and being able to have good penmanship all of the time goes hard

vale cliff
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You’ve got a bunch of paints and no canvas

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Can’t you picture so many stories with all these elements

vale cliff
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1 is gross and I don’t like jackets

pearl flume
wise prairie
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Chat I just cooked up a mean buffalo burger sauce. Sour cream, ketchup, mustard, sriracha, ghost pepper hot sauce (adjusted for spice tolerance), relish, a little pickle juice, cayenne, salt, pepper, less than a pinch of sugar, and cinnamon

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Not if it's a balaclava

vale cliff
wise prairie
vale cliff
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Well, I still maintain it would make a crazy anime

pearl flume
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I ain't got the artistic talents enough to make it a manga

wise prairie
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Mangakas aren't necessarily the artist for the manga

wise prairie
dry tendon
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this is peak tho

wise prairie
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True

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Can't be beat

vale cliff
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What’s with this sassy lost child?

wise prairie
glacial ivy
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The worst part is that none of them qualified

fiery grotto
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Honestly I know a friend who travels a lot, Id probably gift it to them if I actually got that

odd oxide
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Chet Baker sings is so good eugh

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😩

sharp bay
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Hardest shit on this plane of existence

sharp bay
inner dome
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poll_question_text

What's better

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Deltarune

odd oxide
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Heard this one's a banger to the likee of Pete wells's guy fieri piece

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🖊️ 🖊️ 🔥 🔥

sterile vigil
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Everywhere I look... I can't stop seeing JoJo references

shy veldt
shy veldt
sterile vigil
shy veldt
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Does it correct my penmanship

sharp bay
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But this wins

sterile vigil
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Everywhere I look..

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It's all JoJo's

sharp bay
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Always has been

sterile vigil
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I never understood how comment sections could be filled with nothing but people saying "Omg no way JoJo's reference"
But after watching all the way up to about halfway through Diamond is Unbreakable... I can't see anything without having the urge to mention it

shy veldt
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Here’s my stand it’s called “Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse” shortened to Pumpkin Party

sterile vigil
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I bet I could find at least 1 reference each In the majority of media.
Even Paw Patrol had a reference or something right?

shy veldt
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Yeah

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Some statues were JoJo posing

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no one's uploaded a clearer quality before so I decided to upload this to save you all a click. also yo haha check this out:
https://jojowiki.com/List_of_cultural_references_and_inspirations_from_JoJo's_Bizarre_Adventure#PAW_Patrol
Since everyone kept asking, the episode title is Mission PAW: Royally Spooked. I'm not going to be entertaining c...

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sterile vigil
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Literally everything, everywhere

odd oxide
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Wow I need to watch more movies

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Also there is one sneak

sterile vigil
odd oxide
sterile vigil
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"Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave. With a box of scraps 🗣️🗣️🗣️"

odd oxide
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I thought about actually submitting alpha and omega

shy veldt
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What’s alpha and omega aside from Greek letters

odd oxide
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But I put the wild robot

shy veldt
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Now I’m thinking of Noita balatro cards

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Hmm yes I’d like a spark bolt

odd oxide
sterile vigil
odd oxide
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I'm talking about letterboxd

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I've seen like more than 70 movies but I only log the ones I still remember

sterile vigil
odd oxide
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It asks for an account so that's pretty annoying

severe aurora
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not a single other regional films.

dusty lynx
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dumb question time

how much of a proletarian are you at heart?

sharp bay
dusty lynx
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worker

sharp bay
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Me work

hasty light
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I am the 1% of gamblers (Clover Pit)

sharp bay
hasty light
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Doing a bell build (golden bell + pentacle + number 1) with no luck on the last round of the final deadline, then hamsa + toy train = BELL JACKPOT

odd oxide
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🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

floral phoenix
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One frame a minute and proud

normal holly
peak goblet
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Anyone watched 28 years later?

odd oxide
sharp bay
quick quartz
peak goblet
odd oxide
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I yapped about it previously there

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I didn't like it very much

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I'm flipflopping between a 4 and a 5/10

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I think it's closer to a 5

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I'll say though

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The stretch from ||the causeway chase to the gas station is really good, like a 9/10||

normal holly
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smashy bros

spare current
# severe aurora

I love these stock images they are crazy, forgot the name of the guy who makes them

pearl flume
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On a scale from 1 to 10.
1 being "annoying and I want you muted" and 10 being you really look forward to seeing me.

How would you rank my existence and purpose here ?

normal holly
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idk i never seen you before

odd oxide
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You do cool stuff but it's not for me

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So uhh 5

spare current
peak goblet
# odd oxide I think it's closer to a 5

That’s fair enough… yeah… i think honestly if it wasn’t a 28 film… I wouldn’t have thought it was… bad. Like while watching it I wasn’t completely thinking that it was bad really at all. Nothing special. But there are loads of issues I had with it, pacing etc. And obviously given that it’s a sequel to the other 2 films (especially 28 days which is a masterpiece) it just wasn’t great in comparison

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I really don’t like the direction they took the franchise, and the plot was just not there

dusty lynx
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dumb question time

when should mom get the camera?

peak goblet
unreal oak
odd oxide
unreal oak
floral widget
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I don’t understand how me killing drug dealers gains me money to launder

peak goblet
nimble lion
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This is good?

devout dagger
nimble lion
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😔

fiery meadow
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Anyone play or collect pokemon cards?

loud flame
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this is a promo

wheat coral
trim vine
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i thought this was another 50$ gift card link for a second

wheat coral
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its a 50 degree link

novel pecan
nimble lion
novel pecan
surreal widget
digital slate
digital slate
surreal widget
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Ballot joker indeed

fiery meadow
gray harness
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another D5 random/random run done with a kinda bad weapon, since its damage scales with melee damage, which can't be gained because this character, Mage, earns 100% less melee damage, so I had to rely on the bouncing projectiles that the weapon makes when hitting an enemy, which does scale with elemental damage, which you gain 25% more of

lime prairie
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hello! any tips? i cant win green stake

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31,1 hours

lime prairie
tiny willow
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dude

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@lime prairie

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mostly its just playing the game

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but if u feel really stuck

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go watch balatro university

visual shard
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Hey all! I was surprised to see there wasn't any sort of Balatro bingo boards out there, lockout or not.
So I'm deciding to put it together myself and I'm sort of seeing why because I only have like 44 goals lol
I found a post on the subreddit about this by the user "SuperSantaTACO" and took quite a few ideas from the comments of that post, and I also made quite a few goals myself, but I'm aiming for around 100ish goals so that there's enough variation to play multiple times while still feeling fresh.
So that brings me to the main question I have, what are some goals you guys think I should add!
My biggest rule is, nothing that can be taken subjectively (example: "Beat a hard boss blind")
I have a google doc of the list of goals but idk if i can post that here lol
(Edit: I'm also wondering if I should move this to the main server chat channel, idk lmao)

oak citrus
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Regardless, that is a fun twist on balala joker poker playing, good job

wheat coral
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hope they add drugs to vintage story

carmine seal
vale cliff
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I’ve only seen like three of these

carmine seal
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honestly I havent seen like 99% of like very popular movies I just pick what piques my interest

deft pecan
surreal widget
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🔥 ✍️

fiery meadow
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Which one is ant man?

oak citrus
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Which one is ant, man

novel pecan
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The plant

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Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo lo llamaría "Full House" y si tuviera dos les pondría "Doble" y "Par" para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos. Brindo por Balatro, Como por Balatro, este me hizo mejor persona, y cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro mis ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida. Siempre tengo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos. Me identifico con el Joker "Misprint" porque mi estado mental es así de inestable. No puedo subir las escaleras sin pensar en Balatro y el dia que mu3ra espero que pongan en mi tumb4 "Mur1ó en pleno Balatreo". El unico corazón que quiero es el de la reina. Mi papá cree que estoy mal, pero él no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que el juego ya no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo. Porque yo... Soy el Balatro.

oak citrus
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Si

floral phoenix
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got the next round

pearl flume
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Please answer the following prompt:

What would you place in a time capsule for future generations to discover ?

gray harness
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did this bitch really just get the ONLY zombie that could've saved him?!

vagrant mirage
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Just wanted to share this photo

gray harness
vale cliff
glacial ivy
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I did some cheese biscuits, and only needed 300gr of milk cream, 300gr of self-rising flour, a bit of grated cheese and one spoon of sugar and salt, i've managed to make like 60 with just that

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Also i have a 2 years streak on duolingo btw

fiery grotto
late flume
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i am in PAIN dude....

quick quartz
quick quartz
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Wanna say balatro but I forgot what server I'm talking in

buoyant bear
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if only i had a strength

sharp bay
buoyant bear
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just get a friend that has it to family share it

buoyant bear
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its pretty fun

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if i had a spare family slot id invite you

visual jungle
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE! can someone recommend me like a book thats like 20-25 dollars for me to enjoy?

vale cliff
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AI jumpscare at the local bakery

odd oxide
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photoshop

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the second on definitely looks ai though

vale cliff
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It looks horrible on zoom-in

pearl flume
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M.O.A game Idea: Wizard Orchestra.

You have to orchestrate your spells using your wand/baton. Could be a rhythm game or a case where different waving paterns make different musical stingers that casts different spells.

vale cliff
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You’ve invented bards

vocal nymph
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working on something really stupid

buoyant bear
vocal nymph
rain raft
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infinite wealth

versed patrol
gaunt dagger
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hi

indigo ginkgo
oak citrus
odd oxide
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The and that's why you use autotune and I don't comeback has to be one of the worst in history

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Like the guy was just salty he wasn't good

quick quartz
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Anyone play scourgebringer?

shell bridge
brave sonnet
pearl flume
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There's a yaoi fangirl hatsune miku song with Beethovan music.

twilit river
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@dense salmon hey

wheat coral
whole junco
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Hey @lethal jasper !

tepid cave
# quick quartz

Thats the dream right there love the game on ps4 even platinum it

novel pecan
bronze ice
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if I couldn't find that then maybe a removal capsule

whole junco
sharp bay
lyric iron
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(idk i dont play slay the spire)

peak goblet
novel pecan
dense salmon
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@noble verge

brittle talon
sharp bay
vagrant hollow
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I just don't understand how Flat Earthers exist

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I hate sharing this mortal plain with them

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Because, and hear me out

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It's just not physically possible for the earth to be flat like a pancake

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Otherwise, we'd be either dead

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Or we'd be flat alongside the Earth

dense salmon
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Their excuse is that the physics we use is different from what they believe.

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There is no gravity, for they, the earth is in free fall

vagrant hollow
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I can tell

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They were always in free fall when being raised by their parents

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wink wink nudge nudge

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Jokes aside

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How brainless do you have to be to think that it's actually possible that the Earth is flat

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Gravity DOES exist

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And; what we might know of it is wrong, we go by it because it works

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But nooo!

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They believe that some dumbass Mathematician in China 4,000 years ago studied it, found the solution, and raised his finger up in the air shouting "Eureka!"

dense salmon
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Ancient Greeks calculating earths circumference thousands of years ago

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Eratosthenes then measured the angle of a shadow cast by a stick at noon on the summer solstice in Alexandria, and found it made an angle of about 7.2 degrees, or about 1/50 of a complete circle. He realized that if he knew the distance from Alexandria to Syene, he could easily calculate the circumference of Earth

vagrant hollow
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It's a common misconception that early Mathematicians from the likes of Greece, Rome and maybe even the Mayans believed that the Earth was flat. Because they didn't. These guys knew that the Earth was spherical, and it's common sense too, because why else would the ships slowly lower in the horizon?.... long before Newton got assaulted by a fruit.

sullen aurora
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old people were pretty smart while also being dumb, it's interesting

vagrant hollow
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And you know, maybe I should leave Newton out of this, I'm sorry. He was more of the discoverer of gravity rather than the discovery of the circumference of the Earth

sullen aurora
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like most forms of "magic" were like things we just now understand, like yea that tree bark has painkillers in it, it's not a health potion it's just a chemical

vagrant hollow
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They were on that good shit 😭

sullen aurora
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I love opiates!!!

vagrant hollow
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Flat Earthers are the best ragebaiters though

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I'll give them that

sullen aurora
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Everyone online is kid or ragebaiting

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and like this is true 80% of the time

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cause when studied people don't actually act differently online, the reason why online spaces are so toxic is because non-toxic people just leave/don't engage.

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So when people are being toxic it's either a kid or someone who likes to argue

normal holly
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i had to defend flat earthers for an assingment, all my arugments were "the government lies to you"

sullen aurora
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I mean they do

normal holly
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i guess

glossy holly
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JOB

normal holly
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what about it

paper meadow
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people be saying slurs in public now huh

gray harness
compact timber
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Wait until you hear about real life mana potions

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you will finally cast them spells you thought weren’t real

fiery meadow
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Wait until you hear about secret of mana

glossy holly
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Trigger warning

fiery meadow
surreal widget
sharp bay
tepid cave
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I do have random question. Do someone play geometry dash too? 😅

fiery meadow
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I play geometry wars galaxies

tepid cave
fiery meadow
tepid cave
fiery meadow
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Yea the DS is harder because the stylus gets in the way sometimes

sharp bay
placid mason
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It’s nice they finally started to update the game again

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I’ve played against the streamer FryEmUp a few times

brittle talon
bitter hollow
sharp bay
normal holly
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bro's typing

surreal widget
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Im so angry right now

normal holly
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why

surreal widget
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The fcking image didn't want to load

normal holly
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load?

surreal widget
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I dont MY load yk

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What I wanted to say is "Am I the only one who adjusts their jokers like this?"

pearl elbow
fiery meadow
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Does the ocean end?

still kayak
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YO. YO BRO. LISTEN. I JUST BENCHED A COUCH AND A DOG AND I’M READY TO ASK THE MOST INSANE QUESTIONS EVER.
snorts line off a protein bar LET’S GOOOOOOO 🚨🚨🚨

💥 WOULD YOU RATHER fight a bear on creatine,
or race a Prius that talks sh*t the whole time but is FAST AS HELL?

🧃 WOULD YOU RATHER only drink pre-workout for the rest of your life,
or have your sweat smell like Axe body spray and regret?

🎓 WOULD YOU RATHER take a math final on acid,
or have to explain NFTs to your coach before every game?

🍕 WOULD YOU RATHER eat a whole pizza every time you blink,
or have to scream “LET’S F*ING GOOOO” before entering any room — including funerals?**

🐐 WOULD YOU RATHER have Tom Brady’s arm but your legs are made of pool noodles,
or run a 3-second 40-yard dash but you constantly hear your dad yelling “YOU’LL NEVER BE CHAD”?

📱 WOULD YOU RATHER your phone only charges when you flex,
or get a random Snapchat from your professor every time you skip class?

🏋️ WOULD YOU RATHER be ripped but cry every time someone says “protein,”
or be weak but every time you fart it echoes like a stadium announcer going “TOUCHDOOOWN!”?

🚿 WOULD YOU RATHER only shower in monster energy drink,
or have to do push-ups every time someone says the word “vibe”?

🎭 WOULD YOU RATHER have to play beer pong to solve all your problems,
or be haunted by the ghost of your ex’s new boyfriend who’s just... way cooler than you?

🔥 WOULD YOU RATHER feel invincible but everyone thinks you're dumb,
or be a genius but every time you speak it sounds like a frat bro doing slam poetry?

BRO. I’M SWEATING BULLETS AND I HAVEN’T BLINKED IN 45 MINUTES. LET’S HIT LEGS AND MAKE TERRIBLE LIFE DECISIONS.
You down for Part 6: Depressed Goth Stoner Philosopher Edition or nah??? 🖤💨🧠

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chat gpt made this, its a jock on cocain

fiery meadow
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Cocain, the off brand white powder

kind escarp
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idk why i even made this

vocal nymph
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KENDRICK Joker - When playing pair, three of a kind, or four of a kind, any unscored cards are destroyed because they are #notlikeus

noble verge
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this is the funniest shit ever

solid isle
vale cliff
gaunt dagger
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hi

oak citrus
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hi

vale cliff
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hi

noble verge
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lancer is the best

gaunt bluff
surreal widget
runic merlin
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guys im indecisive right now should i edit the deltarune video or mess around with bazzite and wine and see if i can get vegas pro 21 running

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hmmmm

pearl flume
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Please choose an animal, insect, fish, ect before clicking the black bar.

||You can now communicate with and command every member of it's species. What do you do ?||

dry tendon
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oh i saw the black bar

vale cliff
vale cliff
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Oh wait

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||Command||

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||I am become Khepri||

hasty light
lyric elk
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why is odd todd in the latest jimmyhere?

split fable
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hey guys

oak citrus
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any fate fans??

vale cliff
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No GIFs 😢

placid mason
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Idk why but this made me think of the Matt Damon puppet they used in Team America World Police

vale cliff
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😋😋😋

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Nothing beats fancy black slop

molten stratus
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what is that😭

fiery grotto
void swallow
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Save the World spotted

void swallow
severe aurora
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Gaming Chair is Best Chair.

ember edge
odd oxide
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Lava chicken music disc is crazy

dense salmon
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IIIIIIITSSSS
SNOWING

proud meadow
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cute or nah ?

runic merlin
sterile vigil
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Uh, here fellow Balatro people, have a ~3 week old, 37 second Bloodborne clip of me completely obliterating a boss because.. idk I have nothing better to do at 4 AM

calm ingot
tepid island
languid ore
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is there any way to get rid off eternal jokers

timber oyster
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no. by technicality, you can restart your game

rigid viper
sharp bay
indigo ginkgo
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La Comunidad del Sur (n English: the Community of the South) is an Uruguayan anarchist, feminist, environmentalist collective and eco-community. Founded in 1955 by Uruguayan students and artists who wanted to live according to anarchist principles, the collective settled in a suburb of Montevideo. Following the 1973 military coup and significant...

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New WP page created

high bone
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Cool

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You guys like architecture

sharp bay
high bone
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So like what type of green?

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Victorian green or like forest green?

odd oxide
lime vale
pearl flume
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Has it ever occurred to you guys how dystopian it is that a person walking down the street happy and smiling would be found Wierd and scary in today's date ?

wild ibex
median drum
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TBOI, hades 2, deadcells or blazblue?

odd oxide
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How it feels to get asked a question about something you just did extensive research on

novel pecan
simple plover
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to those who play roblox, is this avatar considered retroslop? just curious

whole junco
fiery grotto
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Omg Shayy in twitch rivals

fiery grotto
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called "The Pedestrian"

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I had to do the assignment back to back in school because both teachers made us read it and printed the same worksheet lol
I hated it both times, but oh well

coarse crow
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I’m a Roblox fiend and I would call that retro slop

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I would lose the studs tho

brave sonnet
whole junco
mellow finch
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balatro community, please help me
i can buy one right now, which game should i pick

fiery grotto
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Wait its pronounced dock-ter-speck-turd and not dock-ter-speck-tread? (Im sorry for everyone trying to read this lol)

oak citrus
ember gulch
lone oasis
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Apps so evil

hallow mortar
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Cool song mod, but download is not available yet: https://youtu.be/qAfzl6ApUwk?feature=shared

Well, this took a significant number of hours to finish
I'll make it downloadable soon™

Credits:
Song: Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce
Coding help, Level editor fix-up: @GrubSaidGrub
Ralseification process help: ​⁠@VickyyTheFox , @Thermo_D
Additional thanks to VickyyTheFox for discovering how to implement custom lyrics!

Cha...

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dry tendon
lone oasis
silver merlin
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Did Discord send an amber alert for anyone else

modern cloud
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yes

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If you mean that to be the boosts dm

prisma bear
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finally made a working 2 bit adder in portal 2, gonna try to make a bigger one and turn it into an ALU

stoic steppe
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thats dope

willow raft
queen palm
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i think it reminded me of the bell gargoyles area in ds 2

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messmers castle that is

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they're both gray

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i love the verticality of the entire fortress

visual wren
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yeah the color is reminiscent of lost bastille

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the vertically of the library reminds me of the laboratory in bb

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(dlc area 2)

queen palm
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grand archives too

visual wren
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and it also has that insane secret lift to the bottom

queen palm
visual wren
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the one to the boss

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i think it was riding a pig or something

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though the decent from that area to the frenzied flame boss was also astounding

queen palm
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that

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fucking

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charge attack

visual wren
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did you also have trouble w the boss at the end of the catacombs lol

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oh the pig charge

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didnt you have to roll forwards or something counterintuitive

stoic steppe
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midra was hella easy for me

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rellana kicked my ass for hours

visual wren
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midra was hard for me but i was also underleveled

stoic steppe
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bayle kicked my ass too

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and radahn

visual wren
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i still never finished it lol

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tho i heard hes nerfed from release

stoic steppe
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yes he is

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my flex is i beat him prenerf

visual wren
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i like dont understand how he is supposed to be beaten

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it felt like there were several moves that had no counterplay

stoic steppe
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dodge in circles around him

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hug his body and go clockwise

visual wren
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run out of stamina

stoic steppe
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sometimes u gotta regen stamina

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what was ur level

visual wren
#

well and then also
when to attack lol

visual wren
stoic steppe
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i was softcapped in every stat

visual wren
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erdtree shards
idk abt level level

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i mean it was... over 200

stoic steppe
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everything else is a poke unless ur running strength

visual wren
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i was using the light greatsword with wing stance

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or whatever the lgs exclusive stance ash is

stoic steppe
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yeah then u just have to play patiently since ur on greatsword

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its an endurance battle

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by the time i beat him i was no hitting him

visual wren
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i mean
lgs isnt a slow weapon

stoic steppe
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after like 70 tries

stoic steppe
visual wren
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i mean
its dex requirement is higher

stoic steppe
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lol dann

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damn

visual wren
#

and it scales better w dex
though it is arguably quality

stoic steppe
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i powerstanced two antspur rapiers with 105 bleed and scarlet rot

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just relied on my bleed procs

visual wren
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ok yeah that is a different level of fast lol

stoic steppe
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yeah they are fast as hell

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i could usually get strings off

visual wren
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lgs is similar to katana/straight sword speed iirc

stoic steppe
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ah i see

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like the meteoric ore blade

visual wren
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or whatever

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but very much not in the slow category

stoic steppe
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yea radahn dumb tho

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his after image attacks were the worst

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but u just gotta learn how to dodge it like malenia

visual wren
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i only got there a handful of times and was just obliterated
could not even understand what was going on

stoic steppe
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yea he felt like a stone wall for me the first few times i fought him

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just like what do i even do bro

visual wren
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i tried for like
2-3 hours and decided id come back after the inevitable nerf lol

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...i still haven't yet

stoic steppe
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took me 2 days i think

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2-3

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but i was focused on it

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definetely the hardest fromsoftware boss

visual wren
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i bet now it would only take a few hours (clueless)

stoic steppe
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not even sword saint ishhin was as hard

visual wren
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he definitely seemed harder than orphan of kos or owl father

stoic steppe
#

bad ending owl?

visual wren
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though i finished both of them because imo those fights were more fun

visual wren
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in the memory

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where u fought lady butterfly

stoic steppe
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lady butterfly arena or genichuro arena

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ok

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yea i never fought him

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but i loved sekiro but never got to fight owl father, emma, and old isshin

visual wren
#

its significantly harder than sword saint imo
also incredibly good

stoic steppe
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sword saint was like

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easy idk

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i think snake eyes took me longer 😭

visual wren
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sword saint was harder than most other bosses but overhyped

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the snake eyes are awful lol

stoic steppe
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first one was terrible

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second one i was on timing

visual wren
#

i find the second one more annoying to isolate

stoic steppe
#

Yeah thats true

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not worse than the fucking shinichimen warrios

visual wren
#

which ones are those?

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the ghost orb guys?

stoic steppe
#

yes

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Wasted so much divine confetti on those things

visual wren
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iirc theres like. 2 easy ones and one is way harder for no reason

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or at least thats how it felt

stoic steppe
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theres one inside of a cave and one in senpou temple

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i havent seen the third i dont believe

visual wren
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theres one at the palace

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which i think was the annoying one

stoic steppe
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god sekiro is so good

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People who hate folding screen monkeys just didnt get it

visual wren
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fsm is probably the worst boss imo... but its not because its bad at all

stoic steppe
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Oh yea its just like 0 content

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its a riddle more than a boss imo

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puzzle

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cuz when i did it i was looking for how to exploit each monkeys weakness

visual wren
#

yeah its a puzzle fight
which to its credit is actually a puzzle

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the invisible one is silly

stoic steppe
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haha yeah

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He starts behind you too its funny

visual wren
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i always kill him right away now

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since its the hardest to hunt down

stoic steppe
#

i gotta replay sekiro

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i played a while ago and got stuck on snake eyes and uninstalled

visual wren
#

oh also why were the white dual wield monkeys never minibosses

stoic steppe
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then i came back and new gamed and had a blast

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i had like 3 flasks past genichiro

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cuz i didnt realize exploring was important

visual wren
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lol

stoic steppe
visual wren
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thats just another headless ape

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i mean the little white guy

stoic steppe
#

bro people made it sound like the apes were terrible but they were extremely easy

visual wren
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same size as normal monkey

stoic steppe
#

corrupted ape was harder for me than the headless

stoic steppe
visual wren
#

i found the first fight harder too
mainly bc of phase 1

stoic steppe
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yea phase 1 annoying

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phase 2 is just wait for the big hit and hell fall down

visual wren
stoic steppe
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Oh werent there a bunch of those

visual wren
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also im like 90% sure the katana demihuman in er dlc is based on this

visual wren
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there were single katana monkeys who are easy tho iirc

stoic steppe
#

sekiro so good

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better than outerwilds

visual wren
#

that is a hard sell for me lol

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sekiro is great tho
outer wilds is just one of the best to me

blazing thicket
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Any of yall interested in a blend of stealth action and deck building?

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Also sekiro was insane

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Sad to not have it on gamepass

stoic steppe
#

glad to see a fan

blazing thicket
stoic steppe
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never heard of it

blazing thicket
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It's my first game and a blend of both genres

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Makes sense lmao

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I'm a micro dec

stoic steppe
#

its your game?

blazing thicket
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Dev

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Yes

stoic steppe
#

do u have it on itch?

blazing thicket
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Yes

stoic steppe
#

ill play

blazing thicket
#

And soon on steam

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Links in bio!

stoic steppe
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oh shiit

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Im at work ill play it after

blazing thicket
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Don't want to clutter this place lol

stoic steppe
#

how long is it?

blazing thicket
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Uuh currently 30-45 minutes

stoic steppe
#

sure ill play it today and give you some feedback if you dont mind

blazing thicket
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It will be more like 3 hours after we finish

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Bro

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I love feedback!

stoic steppe
#

Just like valve

blazing thicket
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Hehe yeah

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A lot of bugs will be squished by next week to!

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And we'll be adding more deckbuilder stuff

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Rn it's just you pick cards and throw em

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Well have the cards have ammo, and then we'll add support cards to alter other ones ,like sound dampeners and ammo multipliers

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Also if y'all want any cards in open to ideas!!

stoic steppe
#

sounds like neonwhite

blazing thicket
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Yes

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It's similar

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Think neon white meets mgs

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But you have more cards

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Cuz your not speed running instead your slowly stealthint

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Stealthing

stoic steppe
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ahh i see

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oh wow it looks really good

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unreal?

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looks like ue5

blazing thicket
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Yup

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And thanks!

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We made only like 14 dollars out of our 9k plan lmao

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Like I said micro studio

stoic steppe
#

just gotta have good marketing

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or hit a niche like balatro or schedule 1 did

blazing thicket
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Fair

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I've been marketing for a few weeks

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What helps the most our streamers

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So I'm reaching out to a bunch

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I'm also trying to find interested people in stealth and deckbuildeding forums

sharp bay
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Lowkey old women are the real shit

blazing thicket
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And of course we're gearing for a demo on steam around late August!

magic sun
#

nflxsg6j9tym
$45 off ubereats promo

stoic steppe
#

The lion thinks thats a scam

sharp bay
frank maple
magic sun
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was some squid game thing

hasty light
# sharp bay

There is a bank in Australia that's basically using "the lion" memes to advertise

sharp bay
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It would be so funny if it were true

next coyote
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Any idea what lion would taste like

hasty light
sharp bay
exotic lark
sterile vigil
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The lion quits his job as a chemistry teacher and starts to make meth for a drug empire under the guise of a fast food chicken chain, and washes his dirty payments via a small car wash business 🦁

pearl flume
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HEY! You reading this!

Grab something sweet and stuff your face, it'll feel good.

pearl flume
sterile vigil
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TL;DR I did not have breakfast at all today

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And fun fact: breakfast actually does not exist

sterile vigil
vale cliff
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It’s the food colouring and estrogens

pearl flume
#

Please resolve the following scenario:

You're not entirely sure how you managed to let this happen, but you're currently standing face to face with a god that you've won a bet against.

Is it Aphrodite, the Casanova of greek ? Loki, the shitheel of Asgard ? Maybe even Sun Wu Kong, the horse keeper of heaven.

Either way, their power and service is at your beck and call for the next 24 hours. How will you spend this time ?

vale cliff
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We choose the god and then choose how we use their power?

modern heart
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You won a bet with a god and they have to help you out for 24 hours

vale cliff
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Can I just choose “God” God?

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I spend his power to grant me equal power that is independent from the 24 hour duration

fiery grotto
fiery grotto
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That or let me go into the padt and Ill become a math major and spread mathematical things not known like imaginary numbers. Would love to meet some of the famous people back then ngl

stoic steppe
fiery grotto
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Rip gaming though

vale cliff
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He’s Jesus, he can do whatever he wants

split fable
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sup guys

fiery grotto
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Make god kill twitter

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Itll do the world a good service

vale cliff
fiery grotto
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Eh, I know some people that arent the worst that have it, just kill the existence of it from all timelines

molten stratus
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is my cat a cat?

dry tendon
molten stratus
#

he eats like a dog

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he guards the cat food from the other cats

odd oxide
#

I've never stopped and thought about how fanciful and whimsical clouds are

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You're telling me there's just these floating blobs in the sky

molten stratus
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yes they are evaporated water very cool

odd oxide
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They blot out the sun and also drop rain and sometimes even lightning

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That's like

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So fantastical

fiery grotto
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And when its cold they cuddle together

molten stratus
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yes indeed

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and they are wet

fiery grotto
#

Only to become colder and basically poop themselves balatrojoker

fiery grotto
molten stratus
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what the flip

fiery grotto
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Im in a goofy mood since I havent eaten and its 1am

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My bad

wheat coral
molten stratus
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ive had 2 chicken sandwiches today🗣

fiery grotto
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Nice

molten stratus
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thats all ive eaten

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very yum though

fiery grotto
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Shoulda put it on a jockey

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Chicken ||sandwich|| jockey!

prisma bear
vale cliff
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Weather phenomena polycule 🤩

odd oxide
#

Every time I go to the theatres the Lilo and stitch remake tempts me

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Might watch it this weekend

fiery grotto
fiery grotto
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AH I DIDNT MEAN TO PING

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PANIC

molten stratus
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of him or other cats

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ngl

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im tryna sleep

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so

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ill send some

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pls dont @ me

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im blocking you

remote edge
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chat im going on a trip soon which plushie should i bring for pictures

odd oxide
fiery grotto
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Ah ok

odd oxide
#

In fact do ping me I might not see your reply

fiery grotto
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Well for me its 2 am

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So if I pinged you while you were about to sleep then that could be annoying, though if you were asleep itd be chill

stone quail
#

mythbusters episodes are all like
A team myth: adam savage and jamie hyneman will test the myth of "percussive maintenance", how often does just hitting a broken object magically fix it? what kinds of mechanical problems are easiest to fix with a quick thump?
B team myth: grant tory and kari will be settling the infamous "ninja shuriken vs can of beans full of high explosives" myth

odd oxide
modest pagoda
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new squid game

severe aurora
#

SmashTV

upbeat ginkgo
dusty lynx
indigo ginkgo
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Michel Antoine, nicknamed the "Juvenal of Anarchy", also known by his pseudonyms N'importe qui ('Anyone'), Levieux ('Theold'), Lejeune ('Theyoung') or Lux, among many others, born on 6 April 1858 in Paris and died on 8 December 1929 in Nice, was a French florist, and an illegalist and individualist anarchist. He is best known for his role within...

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New WP page created

vale cliff
dusty lynx
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dumb question time

who would you sacrifice to which cult, for which offering on this server, and what would the reward be for the sacrifice?

vale cliff
#

Is the sacrifice the offering?

odd oxide
#

Waaah waaah

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Boo hoo

#

Lackaday

vale cliff
#

Are we pro- or anti- YouTube now?

#

Someone inform me before I commit

odd oxide
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Being really embarassing

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Like imagine shouting obscenities but also self censoring

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😭

novel axle
odd oxide
#

I feel a little psychotic

#

Getting 2 tickets for the same movie

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For myself

modern heart
#

Like the exact same showing?

odd oxide
#

Different days

placid mason
odd oxide
#

F1

placid mason
#

Is it like a racing movie?

#

I assume F1 = formula 1?

odd oxide
#

Yes

modern heart
placid mason
#

Neat, didn’t even know there was a movie out about it

odd oxide
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I don't give a shit about racing I just gotta use up my amc free tickets

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Also I want to watch the movie

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A little bit

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Cause people say it's pretty good

placid mason
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I could see it being good

#

Don’t recall the last movie I saw in theatres

odd oxide
placid mason
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Maybe Puss in Boots years ago

odd oxide
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Seeing it on the biggest screen I can get

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The earliest screening I can find is in a smaller theatre so that's why I'm watching it twice

placid mason
#

Meanwhile I’m waiting on another Halloween movie even though the reboot trilogy is already wrapped up

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Love me some horrors

placid mason
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I don’t think I’ve seen that one

#

Damn, the original one came out the year I was born

#

The 2025 one was a remake ig

odd oxide
#

Also

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Shamefully

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I got tickets for Lilo and stitch

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😩

placid mason
#

But like the animated one

odd oxide
#

And M3GAN 2.0

odd oxide
placid mason
#

I would watch the new Lilo and Stitch over Megan as a 28 year old and probably enjoy it more

#

Never too old to enjoy movies for kids

odd oxide
#

Watch the 'new' how to train your dragon

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It's really good

placid mason
#

It does look good

#

I wish they’d make an Avatar the Last Airbender movie like that

#

Would do well

odd oxide
#

Oh god the last one was directed by m night shyamalan

#

I think we all scurbbed that from our collective consciousness

placid mason
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He’s had a couple decent movies, like the Glass, Split and Unbreakable trilogy

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It’s the one where the main character has 20 different personalities living inside them

placid mason
#

That looks terrible

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The poster at least

odd oxide
#

Also I'm not gonna lie glass was unwatchable

placid mason
#

I like the actor James McAvoy

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He’s generally pretty solid

tiny briar
#

chat, is it per-KAY-oh (1) or per-KEY-oh (2)

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im on team #2

odd oxide
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It's perkeo balatrojoker

verbal ridge
#

it's perkayo

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because he says perché, no?

odd oxide
#

Ope

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Got tickets for the new Jurassic world too

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I really like garreth Edwards as a director

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All his films are really beautiful

long thunder
#

Looks like we are playing balatro in tabletop simulator!

odd oxide
#

sat in

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For my screening of m3gan

sharp bay
#

Mukbang of the damned

severe aurora
#

but anyway those are totally going in to disney jail, so i'm happy to forgot those. 😌

runic merlin
#

hmmm play more balatro or record video

severe aurora
runic merlin
#

i already did that

twin mural
#

Hello everyone !

sharp bay
neat sundial
#

Low blood sugar is annoying.

#

Sunlight is also annoying, but it's not as bad today as usual. Need to get my heart meds refilled and see if that's what causes my usual sensitivity to sunlight.

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Because usually sunlight is outright painful instead of just uncomfortable.

neat sundial
neat sundial
odd oxide
#

Finished m3gan 2.0

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It's interesting

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Unbelievably they tried to say something and it's like

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I think they didnt have nothing to say

#

Disappointingly the movie isn't that funny

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The action is pretty good

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The performances are all acceptable

#

The movie is also like pretty dumb but it's a blumhouse flick

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I definitely enjoyed it

#

But like it's probably around a 6/10

stoic steppe
odd oxide
#

||like why did the villain turn into low tier god||

calm ingot
#

Gentlemen, opinions on the bey below..?

placid mason
#

Let it rip

calm ingot
#

Yea

#

Imma wait for reviews to come out before i get it but it seems cool

#

The ratchet is metal which is wild

placid mason
#

How much is it?

calm ingot
#

Thats like the middle part fyi

calm ingot
fiery grotto
calm ingot
#

I think around like 20 dollars

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Its not put yet but you can preorder it

placid mason
#

That seems reasonable

#

Looks like it’s quite durable so it should last for quite a while

calm ingot
#

Mhm

placid mason
#

I remember Bakugans as a kid, those things would break all the time

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The springs would start to not work properly

calm ingot
#

Oh yeah bakugan

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I think i had one

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Never broke somehow

placid mason
#

B-Damans were sick too

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They looked like gundams that shot marbles out

calm ingot
#

Never heard of those but they sound cool

calm ingot
placid mason
#

They looked like this

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Idk if they still make em or not

calm ingot
#

Oh wow

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That does

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Look sick

placid mason
#

There were a bunch of cool designs

calm ingot
#

Oh damn

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Thats insane

lone oasis
#

I made both FYI I js wanna know what yall think

jolly tusk