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wispy grotto
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i know nothing about code, but I do know one thing: don’t run a random command if you don’t know what it does

shut totem
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probably an infinite loop

dense salmon
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balatroheart thanks

fiery grotto
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I know .exe is probably a program, so it really could go either way but in any case I wouldnt do it unless you had known them for years

runic kiln
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conhost is just the command line basically

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but it's running it in an infinite loop

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so yeah don't run that

fiery grotto
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XD

stiff aurora
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I dont know where else to post this but I just came across a mobile game that is ripping tons of assets and essentially all the gameplay from Balatro

tawny helm
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it isnt a knockoff, its just a gameplay vid of balatro with a guy whispering the whole time

visual sail
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@stiff aurora better to not post them, as this message highlights

stiff aurora
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Ok I will find the email and send it

latent plover
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Boot leg balatro

dusky oriole
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@latent plover

normal galleon
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baron

latent plover
tepid lintel
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Tale of two types of weather.

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Nice day to being in the soup in 1000 feet.

dusky oriole
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reporting here is kinda free advertizing so its better to just report directly to the publisher to get them taken down

jade echo
dusky oriole
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never change lyman 🫡

modern heart
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The extent of my homestuck knowledge is the song black

dusky oriole
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all of my homestuck knowledge is from this server

ember epoch
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Anyone have an recommendations on how NOT to lose my hardcore world? I’m playing in 1.7.10 I have three gaps full enchanted diamond armor and some cobblestone

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I have no clue how deap the lava is or if there is land near

fiery grotto
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cant you do the save/exit bug?

ember epoch
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I think so

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That’s the plan

fiery grotto
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alright

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then ig go to the bottom and mine down and then block the top off

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and then just keep save/exiting

ember epoch
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Thank you 🫡

ember epoch
fiery grotto
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I wish you luck

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finally multiple years of watching minecraft finally pays off

visual sail
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its 3 seconds of invinicilbity

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and also i learned a lot of mc tech from kenadian lmao

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in like, 3 hours watchtime (at least only the super super important op ones)

tepid island
dusky oriole
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i keep forgetting to look at the hints

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wouldn't have guessed those 2 wrong ones after the first if i read the hints, probably would've been different wrong guesses though

teal tapir
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I got the game franchise but wrong game

fiery grotto
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Im going on a trip so if Im not on discord at all thats because Im busy celebrating graduations

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anyways gn

manic zealot
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When you scroll through facebook and this pops up as a ad wtf

glossy fulcrum
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I like how the jokers are like those ai images that change when you squint

split swallow
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Burnt joker looks like a pizza lmao

glossy fulcrum
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Maybe its supposed to be pizza joker

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And ancient joker is actually ancient cat joker

dense salmon
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I love how none of the knock-offs attempt to remake the shop sign

winter egret
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I've been drawing my OCs as the major arcana, just got one left to go

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Topaz is probably going to be the Tower because of her chaotic, occasionally destructive tendencies

tidal crest
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dude omg i love smashing windows

dusk gazelle
jade echo
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REST IN PEACE KABOSU

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IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT DO NOT REFER TO HER LIKE THIS

tidal stump
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i need to go do something

visual sail
tidal stump
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why would that help

shut totem
dusky oriole
tidal stump
shut totem
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this is likely a report for people who invest

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(which is stupid)

split swallow
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Definitely just feels like CNN trying to make a dumb and pointless jab at Musk tbh lol. Really no reason to even talk about dogecoin, that shit became irrelevant the day after it was announced

hollow shuttle
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True and real

jagged nebula
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Murphy

fleet solstice
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ortalab

dusk gazelle
sterile yoke
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Oml

hollow shuttle
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DnDG new trailer dropped

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game actually looks very nice now

shut totem
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ooh

sterile yoke
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that looks pretty cool

jagged nebula
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Shototototohun

ivory kindle
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G-g-g-g-g-gun

fickle moon
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@sterile yoke ._.

sterile yoke
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Wow

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Tbh I played a little bit of the classic event and I like how theres less bloat

fickle moon
frozen hamlet
atomic arrow
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Tom Scott mentioned! (featuring Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame)

shut totem
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they changed the balatro black on the other jokers

atomic arrow
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It looks darker in game

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But not that dark I think

vocal geyser
atomic arrow
# vocal geyser Do you have the video link?

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dusky oriole
dusky oriole
atomic arrow
brittle portal
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i can't watch it rn what's the question

dusky oriole
atomic arrow
dusky oriole
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cosmetic surgery*

brittle portal
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the. the prompt tom gave

atomic arrow
atomic arrow
brittle portal
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:/

atomic arrow
brittle portal
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is that even related to balatro

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lmao

atomic arrow
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||no||

dense salmon
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If it was related it would be in violation of off topic, punishable by pedantic condemnation

dusky oriole
dense salmon
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I refuse to watch morning TV talk shows and YouTubers

dusky oriole
atomic arrow
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(like this podcast)

haughty trellis
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i quit balatro to play poker again

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but once i lose ill come back to balatro

hollow shuttle
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https://media.ccc.de/v/mch2022-236-non-euclidean-doom-what-happens-to-a-game-when-pi-is-not-3-14159-

We all know that the value of pi is a constant with a particular immutable value. Anyone who has done any graphical programming also knows that visual rendering relies not just on pi but trigonometry more broadly as well as other mathematical ...

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jade echo
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spoilered for rainbow flashing colors

lavish torrent
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https://youtu.be/qj8zJGyR-sM?t=4133 learned about Yogscast being the publisher for it here

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gray harness
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just got a victory on the Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers latest demo by using Break Limits (makes a chosen played card have ×2 value for the rest of the encounter) on the opponent's 21 of spades, negating his entire strategy lmao

nimble kettle
sterile talon
wicked owl
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[I have played minecraft for 6 hours, lost all my items due to wither skeletons and lava, deleted the world, not gonna play for a week

split swallow
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I need to get back to playing my world where I’m trying to beat the game with only a single inventory slot

wicked owl
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lol

vale narwhal
dense salmon
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Wow, D&DG had a glow up

atomic arrow
junior rampart
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Love this fan design for carl as a boss

dusk gazelle
dusk gazelle
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yeah

dapper oak
shy hazel
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hello, im in need of some advice given by a girl, could anyone help?

next sparrow
nimble kettle
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its so good

next sparrow
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mayb i shouldve expected it,,..

nimble kettle
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babymetal: intricate and synchronized coreo
electric callboy: breaking down walls and vibing

atomic arrow
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babymetal mentioned

nimble kettle
dusk gazelle
scenic anvil
spring bronze
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havent been active in this server since like.. beta, did a bunch of homestucks just randomly flood the server??

wheat lintel
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Maybe?

spring bronze
spring bronze
# wheat lintel Maybe?

YEAH sorry this is a bit random im just a little shocked since like .. i dunno i never thought this game would have such a big homestuck fanbase enjoy it!

atomic arrow
wheat lintel
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The clowns
They always get ya

junior rampart
atomic arrow
junior rampart
atomic arrow
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lil’ guy

junior rampart
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As you can tell, the fan art version is a lot creepier because it was designed to look like a boss

atomic arrow
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I see but consider: cute smol boss

junior rampart
junior rampart
atomic arrow
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Even if bigger than Kirby

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Meta Knight is similar

dusky oriole
atomic arrow
atomic arrow
scenic anvil
spring bronze
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ahh damn

dense salmon
tawny helm
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ive been trying to play dungeons and degenerate gamblers

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i get stuck at the start screen

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it's just staying at 'purple moss collectors'

terse hinge
visual sail
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Tetris goes so hard

ruby ingot
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As an non French organism, what did I do?

visual sail
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Good thing Europe isn't real

neon mantle
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Removed some messages above. Please don't make jokes about different nationalities/countries.

dusky oriole
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backlogs are cool and all but trying to just get through every game you wanna play is never gonna work and is generally gonna be less fun @dense kraken

dense kraken
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i mean i know that logically but there's some good things i have in my steam library that i dont really have an excuse for not doing

dusky oriole
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you'll get to it eventually, its not like they're gonna expire

willow elm
tepid island
ember siren
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the michell can MOVE?? eat him

willow elm
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nah don't worry it'll go extinct in 6 seconds

safe mirage
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This one’s for yall. “I got a joker in my heart”

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Lulz

tall pivot
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AI spongebob isnt real.

dusky oriole
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he can stay

brittle portal
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<@&1133519078540185692>

jade warren
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🔫

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Scammers are Perishable and will be sold after 5 seconds

visual sail
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Makes sense

dusky oriole
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leaving server cause bad mood lately so people having different opinions than me is making me feral. prob will join back at some point

vocal geyser
crisp drum
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most important post in Balatro history possibly

next sparrow
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i like my eggs half boiled

ruby ingot
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The objective best way to cook your eggs is to first teach it how to spawn infinite money

runic kiln
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What cooking method gives your eggs the most sell value?

split swallow
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I like my eggs not in the meal at all

fiery grotto
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I broke D&DG before I even started to play the game, I love my job

tepid island
tired elk
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The D&DG glowup is insane.

fiery grotto
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Ive been in the D&DG community for abit

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and I have to say this update is the biggest Ive seen in a long time

dense kraken
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i tried to play dndg today but the other guys kept getting 20s and blackjacks so i just lost

fiery grotto
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I havent played a single normal run yet, also they patched my bug apparently

gray harness
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ah, thank you, janitor, now i'll have many (sadly temporal) jack of all trades (:

fiery grotto
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oh that got changed

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was boutta say locked memory card sucks but apparently not anymore

hollow shuttle
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everywhere I go...

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the lobotomy is everywhere

tawny helm
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holy shit is that crystal ball

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baltro reference!!!

hollow shuttle
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nah, it's a highcard brainrot reference 😭

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people call it lobotomy for some reason

tawny helm
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blazing pits

alpine pulsar
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play it if you want to

brittle portal
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sorry. carmen called

alpine pulsar
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its story is really good

visual sail
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Idk ehy this just triggered that neuron in my brain to post a "what card out of these are not in the group"

visual sail
jade echo
cedar delta
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I wonder if we can make this into a modded joker

fickle moon
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💀

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pls no

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i have my gun loaded 🔫

next sparrow
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im assuming that youre not referring to the idol herself

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i mean it would be a more interesting joker if you do

next sparrow
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...art wise

atomic arrow
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I want to make HoloEN Jokers but I currently have 0.5/16 ideas so far

gray harness
cedar delta
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The name would be Silent Joker

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And for the butterfly card, I think it would work well for a custom deck

atomic arrow
cedar delta
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The joker card would be this

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And this would be useful for a custom deck

atomic arrow
cedar delta
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This Joker gains x0.1 Mult for each Foil card in your full deck
1 in 10 chance to transform each card into Foil cards when scored
1 in 20 chance to increase level of played hand
(Currently x1 Mult)

atomic arrow
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I did had had a similar idea to that first effect before

cedar delta
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Another possible effect:
1 in 10 chance to transform each card into Foil cards when scored

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Only one effect

bronze laurel
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Yo I'm trying to make a balatro themed family feud, and am looking for responses to survey questions. If people would be interested I could host a game here, and will release the responses once I'm done. Thanks!
https://forms.gle/n2p7q8rnKjHdqeyr9

fiery grotto
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I did the thing

wispy grotto
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I did the thing

bronze laurel
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TY, up to 18 responses already

fiery grotto
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👀that was fast

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at tgis rate we wilk hit 100 at 3:30 am

dense salmon
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I did the thing

gray harness
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I didn't not do the thing

fiery grotto
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you little egg

dense salmon
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Someone reposted my meme to iFunny, how could they

fickle moon
timber oyster
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your meme went to brazil 💀

fickle moon
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imagine went back to world cup 2016 and this showed up 🤣

mossy nimbus
visual sail
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Somewhat great minds think alike /j

finite owl
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Post this 👽 when they least expect it

hexed wave
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I LOVE JET LAG: THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

brittle portal
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jltg s10 episode 2 spoilers ||THE FUCKING DOUBLE CLIFFHANGER GUHHHHHH||

fiery grotto
dusky oriole
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i wonder what the intended answer for the last one was

wispy grotto
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no idea

bleak portal
fiery grotto
dusky oriole
bronze laurel
fiery grotto
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makes sense ig

bronze laurel
fiery grotto
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I wish I could change my answer to water

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I think Baseball Mitt isnt a good answer Steve balatrojoker

bronze laurel
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I shall add water to the answere pool, I may leave in baseball mitt in to piss people off tho

fiery grotto
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XD best of both worlds

mossy creek
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Anyone try the game on mobile

dusky oriole
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what game? balatro isn't on mobile

neon mantle
dusky oriole
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@tidal thicket you should make a "but heres the joker" cat meme joker based on this cat

tidal thicket
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good idear

ember siren
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But heres the

fickle moon
bronze laurel
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bumping this, hoping to get like 10~20 more responses to differentiate a few more questions

next sparrow
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Discord shite today so imma post this ere

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||me when i dont procrastinate||

fickle moon
atomic arrow
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Star Bunny Finger

fickle moon
ivory kindle
brittle portal
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is this touhou

visual sail
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I could never learn human anatomy

next sparrow
next sparrow
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God why is it so hard to do legs

brittle portal
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if it's not touhou then it has to be rabbit and steel rightttt

next sparrow
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its irisu syndrome

brittle portal
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awh

fickle moon
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||time for a new way of torture 🥲 ||

quasi lotus
atomic arrow
pallid dagger
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Hellooo ! Does anyone have a Freepik premium account please? I have a quick question!

jade echo
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rabbit and steel mentioned LETSFUCKINGO

kindred sparrow
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lmao the subreddit

ivory kindle
fiery grotto
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it makes it so I cant get upset

dusky oriole
ocean creek
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uhhh oops

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mb

ember siren
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can we ban the plant boss blind

runic kiln
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make director's cut a vanilla feature

dusky oriole
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true!

dusky oriole
fiery grotto
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Yeah screw the environment

runic kiln
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maybe make debuff bosses not debuff the final hand

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or first hand

dry glen
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But i have no clue on how to fix debuff

runic kiln
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You could also make it chance based

dusky oriole
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i'd like it if they just took away their normal card values instead of adding, like -4 mult and -11 chips for a Mult Ace

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could maybe make it double so its still punishing

runic kiln
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Or let Joker effects trigger but not base stats, enhancements, etc.

dusky oriole
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too easy imo

cloud nest
shy hazel
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@weary baysrry what does the tag jokers mean?

atomic arrow
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I think having foreknowledge of the bosses would be sufficient

hollow shuttle
shy hazel
fiery grotto
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<@&1133519078540185692>

jade warren
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🔫

edgy stream
fiery grotto
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Thank you all glorious egg

dense salmon
fickle moon
buoyant apex
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This game may have awakened thousands of gambling addictions

timber oyster
buoyant apex
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Same-

dusky oriole
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why

neon mantle
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This is the second time I have had to do some cleanup for this, so let me reiterate: please do not make jokes at another nation's expense. Next time I see it, everyone involved will be taking a short break from the server.

runic kiln
fiery grotto
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oh dang that sucks

fiery grotto
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Guys help, I decided to get some pringles cause I wanted something to snack on and the next ad was a pringle ad

visual sail
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Chee toes for a reason

fiery grotto
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alright

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we are upgrading from pringles

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give me them toes

visual sail
dusky oriole
fiery grotto
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Whats wrong with toes?

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they are finger licking good

tawny helm
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shadowbulb no

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do not go to the dark side

dusky oriole
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shaped weird, and cheetos don't taste as good as pringles

fiery grotto
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Fair, but they have powder on them so you get to eat all the germs on your hand at the same time!

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Its way faster than getting up and washing your hands normally

runic kiln
fiery grotto
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Phantom Jonkler Map

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Those were some clean driving lines

runic kiln
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WR is super clean

fiery grotto
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anyways I gtg shower

runic kiln
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alr

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gn

fiery grotto
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🫡

visual sail
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then, hefest mathisfun, got this run...

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i dont have enough dollars to buy club access

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so i can only play TMNF

jade echo
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Fucked up watching space jam at work rn

fiery grotto
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lol

runic kiln
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*plays mashup of En Aften Ved Svanefossen and Balatro OST*

dusky oriole
dry glen
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what is the average value of this effect? At end of round 1 in 2 chance to gain 1$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 2$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 4$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 8$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 16$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 32$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 64$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 128$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 256$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 512$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 1024$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 2048$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 4096$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 8192$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 16384$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 32768$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 65536$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 131072$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 262144$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 524288$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 1048576$, else set money to 0$

winter egret
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So it's basically if each roll fails, go to the next one?

dry glen
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yes

spare shadow
jagged nebula
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MAMMA MIA

dry glen
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none pizza with left beefbalatrojoker

vocal geyser
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The St. Petersburg paradox or St. Petersburg lottery is a paradox involving the game of flipping a coin where the expected payoff of the theoretical lottery game approaches infinity but nevertheless seems to be worth only a very small amount to the participants. The St. Petersburg paradox is a situation where a naïve decision criterion that take...

dry glen
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i assume its because of the nature of infinity

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if youre infinitely lucky youll get infinite moneywheel_of_fortune

vocal geyser
vocal geyser
onyx osprey
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I think I finally hit 200 days of working on my game engine

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its coming along nicely, but progress is slow as always 😅

gritty apex
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So that's how Yorick got a buff....

fiery grotto
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Im... Proud

visual sail
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Tf Is pilk

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Also that's some serious balatro lore right there

fiery grotto
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pepsi milk

dusky oriole
visual sail
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I'm sowwi 😭

dusky oriole
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this is on your permanent record now "not a real pilk fan"

junior rampart
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I'm just going to post this on random servers to see how they react

visual sail
haughty trellis
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Goated $2/$5 no limit hold'em run for $5.7k last night, used everything I learned in Balatro ☘️

Where my grinders at?

dense salmon
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We don’t condone real gambling here

tawny helm
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what about wheel of fortune smh /j

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but yeah what fastfur said

haughty trellis
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I don't condone gambling either I prefer statistics

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😔

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Grinders and nits never gamble we just jam nuts 🥜

visual sail
wet pike
kindred sparrow
muted bronze
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Which is the best English programme for kindergarten?

dry glen
muted bronze
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Tks

dry glen
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WAIT

ivory kindle
dusky oriole
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learned what 1 in 4 chance really means

atomic arrow
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I learned Poker

ivory kindle
atomic arrow
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Somehow I feel like that’s worse

dusky oriole
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definitely

haughty trellis
ivory kindle
dense kraken
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good times

atomic arrow
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@dusky oriole

dusky oriole
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based

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i wonder if i still have 1 of those things somewhere

atomic arrow
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I have the real one

dusky oriole
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most of them i don't care about then theres like 4 types i love

atomic arrow
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It's old but still

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I like don’t know many Pokémon after Diamond very well

dusky oriole
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i love phantump, trevenant, frosslass and mimikyu for example but can't even name a rock type i care about

atomic arrow
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Naganadel and Guzzlord could make it nowadays

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I think they didn’t exist back then

dusky oriole
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i think so? i don't like golurk

atomic arrow
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No it's Ground

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I think there are none

dusky oriole
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here

nocturne lion
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sucks how much worse this site looks than it did during gen 7

dusky oriole
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some respectable choices

nocturne lion
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likewise

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mimikyu was pretty close to making mine

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although the ones that pain me the most that i couldnt fit them are the other babygirl grass types (i.e. maractus and lilligant)

dusky oriole
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i just wish i could fit phantump too

nocturne lion
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phantump in ghost -> mimikyu in fairy -> zacian-crowned in steel -> jirachi in psychic

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knocks out reuniclus

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might be the line

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depending on how much you care about any of the other pokemon in that list

static narwhal
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<@&1133519078540185692> Hello,
I'm a hughe fan of Balatro and played 300h since launch. I'm also a game developper hobbyist and I would like to know if it's possible to post about my game in the "Other-games" chat ?
My game is inspired by Balatro and Slay The Spire, but you play 5 dices to make poker combinaisons. There is a joker equivalent of course with a lot of exclusive jokers (that I call "prism").
My demo is now* playable and I would love to gather feedback and since I love this community I would like to post my steam page to gather feedback before Steam Next Fest.
Thanks for reading me !

gritty apex
sonic fern
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btw, is there no vcs?

tawny helm
fiery grotto
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I would wait for mods before posting since no Commercialism is a rule, it sounds like something they would be ok with but just incase

leaden jetty
sonic fern
leaden jetty
static narwhal
static narwhal
leaden jetty
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Gave*

static narwhal
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Yes I can do a post now! Didn't expect it to be so quick. Thanks you guys ! I will work on this and post it tomorrow. You are awesome!

fiery grotto
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We love the mods here

leaden jetty
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And with that I'm going to bed ❤️

fiery grotto
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Good night then!

leaden jetty
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Remember your friendly neighbourhood youtuber if you do promo for Roguelikes 😉

fiery grotto
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I wonder what a rougelike would be like if I made one...

dusky oriole
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basically the perfect game to abuse glitches in

runic kiln
#

any glitches you find wouldn't get patched unless they were literally fully game-breaking

dusky oriole
#

maybe long-ish runs if played normally so the gap with and without glitches is exaggerated

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like TAS 2 minutes, glitchless speedrun 35 minutes type thing

runic kiln
#

credits warp TAS

fiery grotto
#

lol

runic kiln
#

but you won't know until you try

fiery grotto
#

Actually that gives me an idea of what I would do, I would make every hitbox handmade and movement is teleport to mouse so anything I miss click is a little shortcut

runic kiln
#

or make the game glitch-themed

fiery grotto
#

yeah

runic kiln
#

so like you have to find and abuse glitches to progress

fiery grotto
#

oh yeah, using glitches as puzzle mechanics

#

Wait I just realized since Aliensrock played Rack and Slay I offically have play tested a game for Aliensrock to play

dense salmon
#
  • develop indie game
  • give Aliensrock free key
  • he doesn’t make a video for it
fickle moon
fiery grotto
#

XD

ebon zealot
#

Do any of you guys remember that McDonalds used to serve pizza?

fiery grotto
#

nope

ebon zealot
#

They used to serve pizza in the late eighties/early nineties.

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It was pretty good the prize.

dusky oriole
#

old

ebon zealot
#

Old?

split swallow
#

Wouldn’t know, wasn’t born yet

light mural
#

@fair furnace well if they ban slurs instantly but not cheaters that's messed up...

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Not to mention the N word doesn't count towards the ban it's only the F slur...

fair furnace
#

Well no, the process to ban someone via a text filter is easier than verifying if somebody's cheating

light mural
#

Hell if you go play BO1 right now there are people that have mods where they shoot thr ground and it kills everyone

fair furnace
#

Could be down to internet issues

#

Or, more simply, SGS

light mural
#

What they need is a competent person to moderate and I would definitely moderate the hell out of the game!

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For free!!!

fair furnace
#

Yeah it's SGS

light mural
#

SGS?

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Enlighten me

fair furnace
#

Shit Game Syndrome

light mural
#

Ah lol

fair furnace
#

You've gone to the slop trough and you're surprised you're getting slop

light mural
#

My friend said the N word and didn't get banned but as soon as he said F for pride month BAN!!!

#

I sat there and said "double standards?" From Activision...

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And I too have been called many things under the sun from people in my region 🇱🇧🇮🇱

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Let that sink in... and take with it what you will. hell GTA V could use a moderator who is active to ban those level 7968 accounts

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In the words of "day in the life of a brexit geezer"... "a lil bit o' banter"

tawny helm
dusky oriole
light mural
fair furnace
#

that goes so hard

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"ERA DESTROYER" 😎

light mural
#

In other words if you melt like a snowflake which it seems you do I do not need you to pass judgement "Let he who is free of sin cast the first stone"

#

As I am living in an active warzone...

fair furnace
#

You sound a bit full of yourself mate

light mural
dusky oriole
#

<@&1133519078540185692> is this enough to ban yet orrrrrrrr

fair furnace
#

Yuo wouldn't understand, snowflake.......

light mural
fair furnace
#

You're being really weird, put bluntly

dusky oriole
#

i don't care to keep talking to someone who is so clearly barely holding back calling me a slur

light mural
fair furnace
#

No I was making fun of you

light mural
dusky oriole
#

just saying i'm causing the destruction of this era lol

light mural
sullen portal
#

No politics

#

Final warning

light mural
#

Ok thank you moderator

sullen portal
#

Also rule 1

light mural
#

I didn't bring it up but I accept your Verdict

fair furnace
#

I'll bite my tongue for once

light mural
#

Same

dense salmon
#

Are u israeli?

light mural
#

@dense salmon

light mural
dense salmon
#

No shot

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Im lebanese

light mural
#

Hbb!

dense salmon
#

Nah i dont believe it

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Prove ur not a spy

light mural
#

My family is a mess lol Shia dad and Catholic/Jewish mother

dense salmon
#

Yikes

light mural
#

Bro family gatherings are fun for me lol

dense salmon
#

U live in leb?

light mural
#

Yes

dense salmon
#

I still dont believe jr

light mural
#

My wife is Baalbeki and I am jnoubi

dense salmon
#

It

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Ok i believe it now

light mural
#

Lol

dense salmon
#

Ur a mess

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I feel bad for u

light mural
#

Eh wallah

dense salmon
#

Change ur name bruh

light mural
#

The holy angel

dense salmon
#

Eh write it in english

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Hebrew gives me red flag

light mural
dense salmon
#

I aint religious

fair furnace
#

yiddish > hebrew

light mural
#

Ah ok

tawny helm
#

toki pona > yiddish

dense salmon
#

Dont even know what yiddish is

light mural
fair furnace
#

basically one of the largest jewish languages before israel revived hebrew

light mural
#

Basically the words Lochs and Smear as well as Schmuck are yiddish

dense salmon
#

Are u jewish sleet

fair furnace
#

I've got Jewish ancestry and somewhat identify with it but I am not a practicing Jew nor a Jew by talmudic law

dense salmon
#

Are u israeli

fair furnace
#

nah, i live in london lol

dense salmon
#

Good

fair furnace
#

i wouldn't live in israel if i could help it

dense salmon
light mural
#

Besides being Lebanese we my favorite food hands down is Feteh

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If you give me Feteh with meat that's all I need no more no less hbb albe

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🤣

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Live, Laugh, Love, Lebanon even with all the nonsense happening here are you living here? @dense salmon

dense salmon
#

Yeah

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Feteh overrated

#

I hate it

edgy stream
#

No more war talk please I see any more and it's a ban

light mural
#

No bro!

dense salmon
#

Fattoush, tabboule, mtabal all better

light mural
fair furnace
light mural
dense salmon
#

Nah there would have been war but hes lebanese egg

light mural
#

Lol

dense salmon
#

Min 3anna

light mural
#

🤣

dense salmon
#

Whats the difference

#

Between normal tabboule and taboule baalbaki

light mural
#

One make's you higher 🤣

dense salmon
#

OHH LOL

light mural
#

I joke, I joke lmao

dense salmon
#

I need to try some of that

light mural
#

But Lheme Bajaan < Sfeha

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Give me Sfeha over meat pie any day

dense salmon
#

Depends which sfeha

light mural
dense salmon
#

Sfeha baalbake yes

dense salmon
#

Gimme lakis farm sfeha over anything

light mural
#

Like my friends mother in law and his family aren't fa for no reason 🤣 they know how to cook, eat, party, and drink!

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"Fat"

dense salmon
#

Fr

light mural
#

And having stayed with them for a few months dear lord they made me put on some weight 🤣

#

My only complaint to Lebanon is our driving lmao

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Dear lord driving here is literally a gamble we over here playing Balatro with our lives lol

unkempt oracle
#

blud did not just pull the balatro comparison to driving 😭

light mural
#

Wallahi out here in Lebanon it is ya bro

dense salmon
#

Driving is fun here

light mural
#

One wrong move and it's GAME OVER

dense salmon
unkempt oracle
#

"The Needle" ahh experience

dense salmon
#

Thats the fun part

light mural
fair furnace
#

Actually Lebanese drivers are the best in the world. They can somehow pilot a car while smoking a cigarette, drinking a coffee, and talking on the phone

dense salmon
#

How tf u know that sleet

light mural
fair furnace
light mural
#

In Lebanon we drive on the offense see a person trying to exit a parking lot purposly drives slower to allow more traffic to come keeping the poor soul trapped in the parking lot

fair furnace
#

At least, with regards to driving

dense salmon
#

Problem with lebanese people is they have no etiquette and they see other drivers as enemies on the street

light mural
#

Yes just like we see eachother as enemies irl depending on which militia you follow 💀

#

Oh and don't get me started on waiting in lines here

#

Single file order? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE 🤣

fair furnace
#

Can a Hezbollah boy and a Fatah girl really be in love......

dense salmon
#

There is no order here

light mural
#

Instead what we got even while driving is we will turn a 2 lane road into a 4 lane

dense salmon
#

Whats a fatah girl

fair furnace
#

Fatah al-Islam yk

light mural
#

That's the first time I heard that term

fair furnace
#

The Daesh types

dense salmon
#

Oh

light mural
#

Ahhhhhhh Tripoli

dense salmon
#

I never heard of fatah

light mural
#

I have seen it once but it ended badly

fair furnace
#

Not very active anymore just the first lebanese militia that came to mind other than Hezbollah

dense salmon
#

Daesh are terrorists lol

light mural
#

The man left his wife stole donation money and married his Fatah cousin lol

light mural
fair furnace
#

Which is like no. They are very different

dense salmon
#

Oh i didnt know thay

light mural
dense salmon
#

Daesh are northern/kurdish no?

#

Bobby fischer

fair furnace
#

Fatah al-Islam isn't literally Daesh

light mural
dense salmon
#

Chess player

light mural
#

Ah

fair furnace
#

It's just the same kind of tradition

dense salmon
#

Oh

light mural
#

I think I understand what he means

fair furnace
#

Of. Well. Being really evil

light mural
#

Think like the Baath party hbb

dense salmon
#

Who tf is baath

fair furnace
#

They aren't Ba'athists

fair furnace
dense salmon
#

Oh

fair furnace
#

Ba'athism is secular nationalism whereas Fatah al-Islam are literally Jihadis lol

dense salmon
#

Im not big on politics

light mural
edgy stream
fair furnace
light mural
#

@dense salmon do you know a discord guy by the name Ozz?

#

Or PrincessAlana?

#

Ozz is from R/Lebanon he is such a cool guy anjd if you ever see him on discord tell him I said hello he is genuinely a sweetheart.

#

We were supposed to meet up but he works in the Cyber Security sector here and gosh I miss him so much

alpine pulsar
#

also i really like this design

#

actually visibale screenshot

light mural
#

I love when games poke fun and break the fourth wall

#

I forgot what game but I knew one where the main character would start to show clear signs of ADHD if you didn't move and he would become a bit upset

alpine pulsar
#

whats their appearnce

light mural
alpine pulsar
#

ah

#

then i dont have any ideas

#

not my range of games

light mural
#

Do you know any others that maybe come to your mind?

#

Because I could be wrong but if I am not mistaken it was either an RPG or a Roguelike game

#

Anything but an FPS because cod would never do that lol

alpine pulsar
#

no idea

light mural
#

I heard Lies of P is pretty good

#

I never got to try it yet hell I haven't even played Elden Ring yet

#

Or any soulslike game

alpine pulsar
#

i tried to play darksouls 2 on xbox 360 but failed

light mural
#

Lol 😂, I can only picture myself trying elden ring and getting to the boulders that chase you

alpine pulsar
#

reverse sisyphus

light mural
#

Actually no I have played 1 soulslike it was Remnant

light mural
light mural
#

We had my sister in laws wedding last night bro @dense salmon instead of feeding the guests the groom fed he and his brothers egos lol

dense salmon
#

lol what

light mural
#

Only the groom riding in on a horse with his brothers on horses too and his wife no horse

dense salmon
#

WTF?!?!

light mural
#

The only food cold micro pizzas with one olive, cold fried kibbeh, and tabbouleh that looked like cow feed lol

leaden jetty
#

I heard there are some poker fans here, so y'all might like this new poker puzzle game from Puzzmo https://youtu.be/AHluku1WivU

Pile Up Poker is a daily 'newspaper puzzle' style game from the folks at Puzzmo.

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Sign Up Free At: https://www.puzzmo.com/

Emberward Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDyHuhh4eHQ&list=PLbLi57bUSCkQyt8bhOCfZA-bzeUjVvy-q

Balatro September Demo Playlist: https://www....

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ashen granite
#

it's so good

#

I keep on trying to go for straight flushes on the corners but it keeps on failing

sullen portal
#

it's very fun

shut totem
#

ooh they have really bad chess

#

it's fun to see a daily puzzle game that doesn't brand itself as Xdle

dense salmon
#

beat that

fiery grotto
#

Are there any glitches?

dense salmon
#

not that I know of

#

why are you asking, did you code the game?

fiery grotto
#

no

#

I just rlly like glitches

#

Its kinda my whole MO on the Balatro server

dense salmon
#

oh lol, what glitches exist in balatro

fiery grotto
#

well they have all been patched except SUAS and the recently found SUAS II

#

SUAS is the only op one with letting you skip lots of antes (I believe you already say the 19803 ante screenshot yesterday)

dense salmon
#

SUAS?

#

i saw the screenshot, i remember it was cuz of mr bones

fiery grotto
#

yeah

nimble kettle
#

Official music video for “Fresh Fur,” plus intro track “Realm,” from Castle Rat’s Debut LP “Into The Realm.”

Pre-Order “Into The Realm” here: https://castleratband.bandcamp.com/album/into-the-realm-2

Produced, Directed, & Written by Riley Pinkerton

CREW
Director: Riley Pinkerton
Camera: Olivia Cross Cummings
Costumes: Riley Pinkerton
Makeup/H...

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supple edge
#

I’m gonna make a D&D character based on Jimbo, what would be a good bardic instrument?

atomic arrow
#

A church organ

#

A vuvuzela

#

A reco-reco

#

A double bass

ivory kindle
#

Kazoo

atomic arrow
#

A larger version of a double bass, except played by a giant to whom it’s extremely tiny

supple edge
#

I was considering the marching quads

supple edge
#

Giant Jimbo (Jumbo) sounds terrifying

atomic arrow
#

Fantasy races can have their own instruments

supple edge
#

No I mean playing the bass like a fiddle

atomic arrow
#

Eight-armed instrument for octopus people from the moon

ivory kindle
supple edge
#

Now that’s high fantasy

atomic arrow
#

A keytar

supple edge
#

That’s actually fire

atomic arrow
#

An accordion

supple edge
#

Wait these are good ideas guys stop now I have to choose

atomic arrow
#

A whistle

#

A gong

supple edge
#

Like a coach whistle?

atomic arrow
#

Yes

supple edge
#

Sliding whistle?

#

Tin whistle?

atomic arrow
#

Maybe a leaf whistle

#

Or finger whistle

supple edge
#

Lead whistle sounds crazy

ivory kindle
atomic arrow
#

I meant leaf

supple edge
#

It’s like a tin whistle that kills you

atomic arrow
#

Autocorrector got me like three times

supple edge
#

No Ik it’s just funny to imagine it

atomic arrow
supple edge
#

I’m imagining this but a gong

atomic arrow
#

A theremin

supple edge
#

A theremin would be fire

#

Magic theremin

#

What abt the bells on the hat

atomic arrow
supple edge
#

One man band?

atomic arrow
supple edge
#

HAMBONING

atomic arrow
#

*starts beatboxing*

supple edge
#

Imagine going up against a dragon and pulling out this

atomic arrow
fiery grotto
#

XD

supple edge
#

GOTtem

atomic arrow
#

Bard that says “bazinga” and the dragon explodes

dusky oriole
dusky oriole
gray harness
#

exploiting Break Limits and Memory Card for infinite cards

fierce ivy
#

I got bored made house of cards

fiery grotto
#

D:

#

actually they could live in a different timezone

winged sapphire
#

XD huh??

#

where can i get that

split swallow
fickle moon
uneven lark
uneven lark
winter egret
tawny helm
#

thats a great flush house

unkempt oracle
static narwhal
ashen granite
ruby ingot
#

im a little bored so
Which of the following came second?

  1. The word Ok
  2. The discovery of plutonium
  3. The first person diagnosed with autism
  4. Chuck Norris's birth
lapis hedge
dusky oriole
ruby ingot
#

should i say the answer or just have yall keep guessing

ruby ingot
#

||Ok was pretty out of place looking at it||

fiery grotto
dense salmon
#

Where are my incubus fans?

ruby ingot
#

ok normal so far

gray harness
#

classic janitor

hollow shuttle
#

Lmao

ivory kindle
#

Locked on 21

#

Poor choice of cards janitor

gray harness
cedar delta
#

What is that game?

fiery grotto
#

Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers

#

Great game, would recommend

#

basically just blackjack 21.0

lofty nova
blazing wharf
#

@brisk halo If you want more art of my OC.

brisk halo
#

I DO AND THAT'S SICK

blazing wharf
brisk halo
#

Omg I love it

blazing wharf
#

I have other art but that art is....

brisk halo
#

Literally I love seeing what artists do and yours is amazing omg

blazing wharf
#

I didn't make any of this. I have the drawing ability of a fish.

#

I commissioned it. Might commission more.

brisk halo
#

Oh definitely do

blazing wharf
brisk halo
#

That's such a cool character design though

blazing wharf
#

Ye. Centaurs are my fave.

brisk halo
#

They're sick

#

I'd definitely get a dragon or something, maybe some kind of knight

atomic arrow
blazing wharf
#

Ye.

#

It's a nice hair.

onyx osprey
#

if you roll a dice 6 times in a row, which outcome are you most likely to get and which are you least likely to get

A: 2 3 6 5 1 2
B: 1 1 1 6 6 6
C: 6 5 4 3 2 1
D: 3 2 6 6 5 4
E: 4 6 5 3 1 2

normal galleon
#

they are all equally likely

#

but some of them are in more rare types than others. this is the same type of thing with poker hands. every 5-card combination is equally likely.

modern heart
#

Yeah

#

With any single die, each face is a 1/X chance. Similar to cards, each card drawn has a 1/52-X chance to be drawn, where X is the number of cards drawn

#

With a base unmodified deck

normal galleon
#

they're all equally likely, but if i were to rank them i would say B, C, E, D, A from best to worst.

modern heart
#

B is a full house on dice lol

#

C and E are pretty good too. If order doesn't matter, they are the same

normal galleon
#

b is a fuller house. also it's even specialer because they are together. same reason d beats a. d's pair is together.

modern heart
#

Yeah, if ordering matters

normal galleon
#

they said 6 times in a row, instead of 6 dice.

modern heart
#

With ordering I would put C over B personally, perfectly descending is nice to look at

#

Mkay

normal galleon
#

it's about rareness

dense salmon
#

called a company to price match and the customer support agent tells me we will honor but goes on a rant on how it's bankrupting companies because everyone wants the lowest prices etc -- supervisor will call me back supposedly

#

🤔 uh huh

atomic arrow
#

when the free is market

dense salmon
#

He really went on a rant

#

Like I'm working to pay for charity.

#

If your company can't price match without whining, maybe the CEO should go golfing less. Not my problem.

#

I doubt the supervisor will call me

tawny helm
#

is this a trick question

#

my bet is C tho

gray harness
#

AI generated card op

tawny helm
#

i just realised why alucard talks backwards

#

lmao

tawny helm
fiery grotto
#

XD

sterile yoke
#

Im starting to think about a yahtzee rougelike game and honestly idk if that would have any substance to it

modern heart
#

is yahtzee 6 d6 dice?

#

per roll

#

or 5

#

surface level ways to implement gameplay elements would be modifying dice for better faces, getting more rerolls, and replacing/upgrading the scoring hands you use

#

maybe in addition to modifying dice, you can buy and remove dice

#

i think there would be enough room to make an interesting game

modern heart
#

well dang

#

there it be

gray harness
#

Four Mana Seven Seven ain't that bad actually

sterile yoke
#

Gee golly

#

I’ve seen everything now

fiery grotto
#

Woops I broke rack and slay

#

you can autoclick the surrender button as you die and the game things you just lost again so you get the exp for it over and over

dusky oriole
#

infinite exp glitch real

fiery grotto
#

it is real now boys

#

Im max lvl

gray harness
dusky oriole
#

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

#

shaking my fist at the sky rn

wispy grotto
#

are you kidding me bruh

#

turn TWO

fiery grotto
#

XD

wicked owl
#

Pretty funny ngl

timber swallow
#

made a random thing

#

think it looks neat

jade echo
dusky oriole
timber swallow
dusky oriole
#

cool texture

timber swallow
#

👍

dusky oriole
#

slipped and slid into making a banger track ⁉️🗣️🔥🔥

dense kraken
#

i really need to do more music

sterile yoke
#

I’m pretty close to beating paper mario 64 on the switch virtual console

jade echo
#

fortuno doodle

lucid isle
ruby ingot
#

just found out a year in fnaf 1 is about 9 days irl

#

crazy

split swallow
#

My honest reaction:

unkempt oracle
#

brainrot loss..

hollow shuttle
#

didn't know you get 9 hand size by default now 🤔

#
next sparrow
#

not the double
AAAA

gray harness
#

may your Barons be many, and your kings few

dry glen
#

how we feeling today in terms of the balatro server emojibalatrojoker

ivory kindle
timber oyster
#

May your Barons be many, and your kings plenty... and your plant abundant.

hexed wave
#

GODDDDDDDDD

#

THE JET LAG CLIFFHANGERS

#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

brittle portal
#

get double cliffhanger'd again

tepid island
shut totem
dusky oriole
#

huh

#

i didn't know that game existed i just guessed

#

game guess spoilers ||bunny ears? sam & max maybe. "hit the road" well i just saw a road so||

jade echo
#

??????

#

pharell williams biopic movie but its an animated lego film?????????

#

with kendrick lamar???????????

#

with lego snoop dogg?????????

dusky oriole
#

whatttttt

jade echo
#

did not expect this when i woke up today

wispy grotto
#

🤯

lucid isle
gray harness
#

deck of nothings cleared in D&DG

#

got very lucky with The Tower

fiery grotto
#

cool

dense kraken
#

d&dg isnt very fun to me
runs tend to just instantly die because of rng

#

without anything you can really do

fiery grotto
#

sounds like a you problem

#

just stop hitting on 16