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probably an infinite loop
thanks
I know .exe is probably a program, so it really could go either way but in any case I wouldnt do it unless you had known them for years
conhost is just the command line basically
but it's running it in an infinite loop
so yeah don't run that
XD
I dont know where else to post this but I just came across a mobile game that is ripping tons of assets and essentially all the gameplay from Balatro
it isnt a knockoff, its just a gameplay vid of balatro with a guy whispering the whole time
@stiff aurora better to not post them, as this message highlights
Ok I will find the email and send it
Boot leg balatro
@latent plover
baron
Why?
i think the linked message there explains pretty well
reporting here is kinda free advertizing so its better to just report directly to the publisher to get them taken down
never change lyman 🫡
The extent of my homestuck knowledge is the song black
all of my homestuck knowledge is from this server
Anyone have an recommendations on how NOT to lose my hardcore world? I’m playing in 1.7.10 I have three gaps full enchanted diamond armor and some cobblestone
I have no clue how deap the lava is or if there is land near
cant you do the save/exit bug?
alright
then ig go to the bottom and mine down and then block the top off
and then just keep save/exiting
Thank you 🫡
open to LAN > allow cheats 
That was the best advice thank you so much!! Time to figure out how to leave the bottom of a massive lava pool
its 3 seconds of invinicilbity
and also i learned a lot of mc tech from kenadian lmao
in like, 3 hours watchtime (at least only the super super important op ones)
#GuessTheGame #741
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#VisualVirtuoso
https://GuessThe.Game/p/741
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
Real
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
i keep forgetting to look at the hints
wouldn't have guessed those 2 wrong ones after the first if i read the hints, probably would've been different wrong guesses though
I got the game franchise but wrong game
Im going on a trip so if Im not on discord at all thats because Im busy celebrating graduations
anyways gn
When you scroll through facebook and this pops up as a ad wtf
I like how the jokers are like those ai images that change when you squint
Burnt joker looks like a pizza lmao
Maybe its supposed to be pizza joker
And ancient joker is actually ancient cat joker
I love how none of the knock-offs attempt to remake the shop sign
I've been drawing my OCs as the major arcana, just got one left to go
Topaz is probably going to be the Tower because of her chaotic, occasionally destructive tendencies
dude omg i love smashing windows
wdym bootleg balatro, that's the hit game joker poker
i need to go do something
Try breathing air
why would that help
this is heresy
please be ragebait please be ragebait please be ragebait
i have decided not to do it
it's in the business section.
this is likely a report for people who invest
(which is stupid)
Definitely just feels like CNN trying to make a dumb and pointless jab at Musk tbh lol. Really no reason to even talk about dogecoin, that shit became irrelevant the day after it was announced
True and real
Murphy
ortalab
Cat-stronomer?
will this affect the dogecoin price
That is such a disrespectful article title
Oml
DnDG new trailer dropped
game actually looks very nice now
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400510/
https://www.yogscast.games/
Battle your way through a seedy tavern filled with gambling addicted townspeople in this Blackjack Roguelike Adventure. From aces and face cards to tarot cards, business cards and more, create your unique deck to beat the house.
ooh
that looks pretty cool
Shototototohun
G-g-g-g-g-gun
@sterile yoke ._.
Wow
Tbh I played a little bit of the classic event and I like how theres less bloat
meanwhile my pc needs to seek help after trying to do bedwars
Womp womp
first video with visuals in half a decade, attempting to render this was a reminder why I usually don't bother with them lmao
BGM is the main theme from Balatro by Luis Clemente, visuals are also inspired by Balatro, play Balatro it's incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnGQeVTt4KI
#ytpmv
Tom Scott mentioned! (featuring Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame)
they changed the balatro black on the other jokers
Could they be screenshots?
It looks darker in game
But not that dark I think
Do you have the video link?
Sam Reich, Ashley Hamer and Adam Savage face a question about a prank problem.
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its so good i just wish they discarded part way through and switched to a different clip for the balatro music to made from
why is tom scott yassified
What does that mean
i can't watch it rn what's the question
why does he look like he got plastic surgery, has makeup on and used at least 1 face filter
I think the question is “what’s the question”
cosmetic surgery*
the. the prompt tom gave
Idk they probably photoshopped his face
Ah. He didn’t, it was the guy on the right who did
:/
||no||
If it was related it would be in violation of off topic, punishable by pedantic condemnation
for comparison
I refuse to watch morning TV talk shows and YouTubers
in this thumbnail he looks like he could be the dad of him in that balatro thumbnail video
Tom Scott does make very high quality content. Though he recently stopped his main channel to pursue other activities
(like this podcast)
https://media.ccc.de/v/mch2022-236-non-euclidean-doom-what-happens-to-a-game-when-pi-is-not-3-14159-
We all know that the value of pi is a constant with a particular immutable value. Anyone who has done any graphical programming also knows that visual rendering relies not just on pi but trigonometry more broadly as well as other mathematical ...
thanks
He ain’t Mr Rogers
spoilered for rainbow flashing colors
the art the game deserves 
https://youtu.be/qj8zJGyR-sM?t=4133 learned about Yogscast being the publisher for it here
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just got a victory on the Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers latest demo by using Break Limits (makes a chosen played card have ×2 value for the rest of the encounter) on the opponent's 21 of spades, negating his entire strategy lmao
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[I have played minecraft for 6 hours, lost all my items due to wither skeletons and lava, deleted the world, not gonna play for a week
I need to get back to playing my world where I’m trying to beat the game with only a single inventory slot
lol
Basement? is this a issac reference??? no way
Wow, D&DG had a glow up
||Trickster Fortuno|| :o
Love this fan design for carl as a boss
Thomas Scott 😳
yeah
hello, im in need of some advice given by a girl, could anyone help?
what fukin collab is this, this is great lmao
its so good
mayb i shouldve expected it,,..
babymetal: intricate and synchronized coreo
electric callboy: breaking down walls and vibing
babymetal mentioned
new song is a banger
😭 this is wild
welp
havent been active in this server since like.. beta, did a bunch of homestucks just randomly flood the server??
Maybe?
ah damn, what happened here?
YEAH sorry this is a bit random im just a little shocked since like .. i dunno i never thought this game would have such a big homestuck fanbase enjoy it!
Balatrostuck happened I guess the intersection of Balatro fans, Homestuck fans, and clowns is a circle
The clowns
They always get ya
The one from Brawl Stars
Idk them
Here's the Carl from brawl stars that the original artist used to inspire their version
lil’ guy
As you can tell, the fan art version is a lot creepier because it was designed to look like a boss
I see but consider: cute smol boss
One part can be considered ||chica's magic rainbow|| from FNAF world, the other half doesn't fit well with the same boss
In his boss form, he's a lot more horrifying
True but still cute and small
Even if bigger than Kirby
Meta Knight is similar
my favorite kirby character! karl marx!
Good taste
Playing Marx in an actual Kirby game was so cool
tried to report a fake mobile app it didnt go through
ahh damn
ive been trying to play dungeons and degenerate gamblers
i get stuck at the start screen
it's just staying at 'purple moss collectors'
try uninstalling and re-installing
Tetris goes so hard
As an non French organism, what did I do?
Good thing Europe isn't real
Removed some messages above. Please don't make jokes about different nationalities/countries.
backlogs are cool and all but trying to just get through every game you wanna play is never gonna work and is generally gonna be less fun @dense kraken
i mean i know that logically but there's some good things i have in my steam library that i dont really have an excuse for not doing
you'll get to it eventually, its not like they're gonna expire
#GuessTheGame #744
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#VisualVirtuoso
https://GuessThe.Game/p/744
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
the michell can MOVE?? eat him
nah don't worry it'll go extinct in 6 seconds
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This one’s for yall. “I got a joker in my heart”
Lulz
AI spongebob isnt real.
he can stay
<@&1133519078540185692>
Makes sense
Yippee
leaving server cause bad mood lately so people having different opinions than me is making me feral. prob will join back at some point
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
most important post in Balatro history possibly
i like my eggs half boiled
The objective best way to cook your eggs is to first teach it how to spawn infinite money
What cooking method gives your eggs the most sell value?
I like my eggs not in the meal at all
I broke D&DG before I even started to play the game, I love my job
#GuessTheGame #745
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#VisualVirtuoso
https://GuessThe.Game/p/745
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
What in the hell
The D&DG glowup is insane.
Ive been in the D&DG community for abit
and I have to say this update is the biggest Ive seen in a long time
i tried to play dndg today but the other guys kept getting 20s and blackjacks so i just lost
I havent played a single normal run yet, also they patched my bug apparently
ah, thank you, janitor, now i'll have many (sadly temporal) jack of all trades (:
oh that got changed
was boutta say locked memory card sucks but apparently not anymore
nah, it's a highcard brainrot reference 😭
people call it lobotomy for some reason
blazing pits
its story is really good
Idk ehy this just triggered that neuron in my brain to post a "what card out of these are not in the group"
Face the fear is just taunting you lmao
I hear YACHT YACHT YACHT YACHT
I wonder if we can make this into a modded joker
i mean the card is simple enuf
i think its very very possible
im assuming that youre not referring to the idol herself
i mean it would be a more interesting joker if you do
too late
vtuber jokers are a thing currently being worked on as we speak*
...art wise
👀
I want to make HoloEN Jokers but I currently have 0.5/16 ideas so far
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Yes, that card
The name would be Silent Joker
And for the butterfly card, I think it would work well for a custom deck
What card is it
But what does it do
This Joker gains x0.1 Mult for each Foil card in your full deck
1 in 10 chance to transform each card into Foil cards when scored
1 in 20 chance to increase level of played hand
(Currently x1 Mult)
I think that’s too many effects, design-wise
I did had had a similar idea to that first effect before
Another possible effect:
1 in 10 chance to transform each card into Foil cards when scored
Only one effect
Yo I'm trying to make a balatro themed family feud, and am looking for responses to survey questions. If people would be interested I could host a game here, and will release the responses once I'm done. Thanks!
https://forms.gle/n2p7q8rnKjHdqeyr9
I did the thing
I did the thing
TY, up to 18 responses already
I did the thing
I didn't not do the thing
you little 
Someone reposted my meme to iFunny, how could they
its in brazil lmao 😂
your meme went to brazil 💀
imagine went back to world cup 2016 and this showed up 🤣
I also made this meme a while ago lol
Somewhat great minds think alike /j
Post this 👽 when they least expect it
jltg s10 episode 2 spoilers ||THE FUCKING DOUBLE CLIFFHANGER GUHHHHHH||
Idk your timezone but how many we at now 👀
i wonder what the intended answer for the last one was
no idea
I thought that said baseball player-
#mulchgang4lyfe
Only 25, slowed down alot after the initial posting
makes sense ig
No intended answer, just an inside joke between me and my friends. got some creative answers tho
I wish I could change my answer to water
I think Baseball Mitt isnt a good answer Steve 
I shall add water to the answere pool, I may leave in baseball mitt in to piss people off tho
XD best of both worlds
Anyone try the game on mobile
what game? balatro isn't on mobile
The game isn't officially released for mobile yet. We ask that people not discuss porting the game to unsupported systems if that is what you are asking.
@tidal thicket you should make a "but heres the joker" cat meme joker based on this cat
good idear
But heres the
hehe
bumping this, hoping to get like 10~20 more responses to differentiate a few more questions
Just filled it out
||bad apple v2 confirmed??? XD||
I thought that was a long finger
Star Bunny Finger
XD
At least it wasn’t finger bunny
is this touhou
Why does this look like a battle cats reference(haven't played in so long smh)
I could never learn human anatomy
em
well i think thats because battle cats jus got a lot of collabs w/ popular anime and games ig :P
no not even close but she does remind me of 2 of em
God why is it so hard to do legs
if it's not touhou then it has to be rabbit and steel rightttt
its irisu syndrome
awh
||time for a new way of torture 🥲 ||
my brother
THAS SO COOL!
oh I thought it was touhou too lol
Hellooo ! Does anyone have a Freepik premium account please? I have a quick question!
rabbit and steel mentioned 
Oh yeah fair enough
lmao the subreddit
Is that not what you signed up for?
The highest highs and the lowest lows, the greatest ecstasy and deepest depths of despair
This is why I just cheat
it makes it so I cant get upset
this guy is so real, fuck hard counters especially for a legendary
can we ban the plant boss blind
make director's cut a vanilla feature
true!
i just want the debuff mechanic reworked somehow
Yeah screw the environment
Seems arbitrary
But i have no clue on how to fix debuff
You could also make it chance based
i'd like it if they just took away their normal card values instead of adding, like -4 mult and -11 chips for a Mult Ace
could maybe make it double so its still punishing
Or let Joker effects trigger but not base stats, enhancements, etc.
too easy imo
Hey yall, I've beem a longtime balatro fan, and this summer am participating in a cross country philanthropic bike ride to support people with disabilities. Please visit my page if youre interested to learn more. Thanks https://give.abilityexperience.org/fundraiser/4814360
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@weary baysrry what does the tag jokers mean?
I think having foreknowledge of the bosses would be sufficient
Jokers from skip tags if I had to guess
i mean in the discord server srry
<@&1133519078540185692>
🔫
To quick
Thank you all glorious 
slaps perishable sticker
This game may have awakened thousands of gambling addictions
yeah. I also played this quite a lot when I was young
Same-
why
This is the second time I have had to do some cleanup for this, so let me reiterate: please do not make jokes at another nation's expense. Next time I see it, everyone involved will be taking a short break from the server.
I believe someone in this server may have gotten banned on accident, what's the proper way for me to reach the mods about this?
oh dang that sucks
Guys help, I decided to get some pringles cause I wanted something to snack on and the next ad was a pringle ad
Chee toes for a reason
can you dm me the details?
yo what
downgrading
shaped weird, and cheetos don't taste as good as pringles
Fair, but they have powder on them so you get to eat all the germs on your hand at the same time!
Its way faster than getting up and washing your hands normally
if @fiery grotto made a trackmania map
WR is super clean
anyways I gtg shower
🫡
then, hefest mathisfun, got this run...
i dont have enough dollars to buy club access
so i can only play TMNF
Fucked up watching space jam at work rn
omv why didnt we think of that
lol
*plays mashup of En Aften Ved Svanefossen and Balatro OST*
damn, have fun
what is the average value of this effect? At end of round 1 in 2 chance to gain 1$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 2$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 4$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 8$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 16$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 32$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 64$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 128$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 256$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 512$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 1024$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 2048$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 4096$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 8192$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 16384$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 32768$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 65536$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 131072$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 262144$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 524288$, else 1 in 2 chance to gain 1048576$, else set money to 0$
So it's basically if each roll fails, go to the next one?
yes
Goated run?
this is glorious
its 10.5$
MAMMA MIA
none pizza with left beef
If you have this effect go out to infinity, it becomes a famous statistical argument about the fallibility of the expected value
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Petersburg_paradox?wprov=sfti1
For those interested
The St. Petersburg paradox or St. Petersburg lottery is a paradox involving the game of flipping a coin where the expected payoff of the theoretical lottery game approaches infinity but nevertheless seems to be worth only a very small amount to the participants. The St. Petersburg paradox is a situation where a naïve decision criterion that take...
i assume its because of the nature of infinity
if youre infinitely lucky youll get infinite money
Correct - for example, one “solution” to the paradox is that eventually you would win more money than what exists in the world, or money has diminishing returns the more you have
i live there
cool
I think I finally hit 200 days of working on my game engine
its coming along nicely, but progress is slow as always 😅
So that's how Yorick got a buff....
Im... Proud
pepsi milk
smh
I'm sowwi 😭
this is on your permanent record now "not a real pilk fan"
spanish meat tape joker when
Goated $2/$5 no limit hold'em run for $5.7k last night, used everything I learned in Balatro ☘️
Where my grinders at?
We don’t condone real gambling here
I don't condone gambling either I prefer statistics
😔
Grinders and nits never gamble we just jam nuts 🥜
just believe in phantom joker smh
GAMBLECORE FANS STAY WINNING
you gotta go to the shop to buy the jokers
Which is the best English programme for kindergarten?
impractical jokers
||/j||
Tks
WAIT
How exactly did you learn anything from Balatro?
learned what 1 in 4 chance really means
I learned Poker
I’ve played poker as a kid, just not for money
We used bullet casings
Somehow I feel like that’s worse
definitely
I mean, yanno
It was from some kimda summer camp, there was a shooting range activity and the casings are shiny
i used to just not use money. that led to literally everyone going all in on a two pair or higher
good times
@dusky oriole
I have the real one
most of them i don't care about then theres like 4 types i love
i love phantump, trevenant, frosslass and mimikyu for example but can't even name a rock type i care about
Is Golurk Rock?
i think so? i don't like golurk
sucks how much worse this site looks than it did during gen 7
some respectable choices
likewise
mimikyu was pretty close to making mine
although the ones that pain me the most that i couldnt fit them are the other babygirl grass types (i.e. maractus and lilligant)
i just wish i could fit phantump too
phantump in ghost -> mimikyu in fairy -> zacian-crowned in steel -> jirachi in psychic
knocks out reuniclus
might be the line
depending on how much you care about any of the other pokemon in that list
<@&1133519078540185692> Hello,
I'm a hughe fan of Balatro and played 300h since launch. I'm also a game developper hobbyist and I would like to know if it's possible to post about my game in the "Other-games" chat ?
My game is inspired by Balatro and Slay The Spire, but you play 5 dices to make poker combinaisons. There is a joker equivalent of course with a lot of exclusive jokers (that I call "prism").
My demo is now* playable and I would love to gather feedback and since I love this community I would like to post my steam page to gather feedback before Steam Next Fest.
Thanks for reading me !
Arceus-Flying with Fly move is absolute disaster...
btw, is there no vcs?
what is the game i want to play it now
I would wait for mods before posting since no Commercialism is a rule, it sounds like something they would be ok with but just incase
We can't moderate them
Oh, oki
I can't alter your role to game Dev to give you permissions to post there from mobile (or it may be something only localthunk can do?)
Thanks for your attention. Yes "Indie Dev" tag might fit me but we are not in a rush. Waiting for a clear "no" or "yes" for my question to know if I must prepare something to post here ! Thanks guys 🙂
Tried to DM you but couldn't
Just Unlocked my DM sorry
Have you indie Dev role, see if you can post in #1198672646645239978
Gave*
Yes I can do a post now! Didn't expect it to be so quick. Thanks you guys ! I will work on this and post it tomorrow. You are awesome!
We love the mods here
And with that I'm going to bed ❤️
Good night then!
Remember your friendly neighbourhood youtuber if you do promo for Roguelikes 😉
I wonder what a rougelike would be like if I made one...
simple, physics based, not very detailed tutorials and practically no limits on whats allowed?
basically the perfect game to abuse glitches in
any glitches you find wouldn't get patched unless they were literally fully game-breaking
maybe long-ish runs if played normally so the gap with and without glitches is exaggerated
like TAS 2 minutes, glitchless speedrun 35 minutes type thing
credits warp TAS
lol
but you won't know until you try
Actually that gives me an idea of what I would do, I would make every hitbox handmade and movement is teleport to mouse so anything I miss click is a little shortcut
or make the game glitch-themed
yeah
so like you have to find and abuse glitches to progress
oh yeah, using glitches as puzzle mechanics
Wait I just realized since Aliensrock played Rack and Slay I offically have play tested a game for Aliensrock to play
- develop indie game
- give Aliensrock free key
- he doesn’t make a video for it
- he randomly makes a video after two years XD
XD
Do any of you guys remember that McDonalds used to serve pizza?
nope
🍕 yummy
They used to serve pizza in the late eighties/early nineties.
It was pretty good the prize.
old
Old?
Wouldn’t know, wasn’t born yet
@fair furnace well if they ban slurs instantly but not cheaters that's messed up...
Not to mention the N word doesn't count towards the ban it's only the F slur...
Well no, the process to ban someone via a text filter is easier than verifying if somebody's cheating
Bruh how hard is it to see a guy 360 no scoping people through walls?
Hell if you go play BO1 right now there are people that have mods where they shoot thr ground and it kills everyone
What they need is a competent person to moderate and I would definitely moderate the hell out of the game!
For free!!!
Yeah it's SGS
Shit Game Syndrome
Ah lol
You've gone to the slop trough and you're surprised you're getting slop
Makes sense
To be fair though this is true
My friend said the N word and didn't get banned but as soon as he said F for pride month BAN!!!
I sat there and said "double standards?" From Activision...
And I too have been called many things under the sun from people in my region 🇱🇧🇮🇱
Let that sink in... and take with it what you will. hell GTA V could use a moderator who is active to ban those level 7968 accounts
In the words of "day in the life of a brexit geezer"... "a lil bit o' banter"
using your friend spouting slurs 24/7 as an anecdote to try and prove some strange point gives me no faith in you as a person or your opinions
Well I don't rely on your judgment to live as you sound like the kind of person who is actively the cause of this eras destruction
In other words if you melt like a snowflake which it seems you do I do not need you to pass judgement "Let he who is free of sin cast the first stone"
As I am living in an active warzone...
You sound a bit full of yourself mate
<@&1133519078540185692> is this enough to ban yet orrrrrrrr
Yuo wouldn't understand, snowflake.......
Ban me? Wow... yes ban the person who said nothing wrong
You're being really weird, put bluntly
i don't care to keep talking to someone who is so clearly barely holding back calling me a slur
Really I genuinely thought you and I were having a proper discussion on game moderation
No I was making fun of you
Not calling you a slur I won't stoop that low
just saying i'm causing the destruction of this era lol
Yes bully the IDF soldier...
Ok thank you moderator
Also rule 1
I didn't bring it up but I accept your Verdict
I'll bite my tongue for once
Same
Are u israeli?
@dense salmon
No Lebanese so I am a rare breed
Hbb!
My family is a mess lol Shia dad and Catholic/Jewish mother
Yikes
Bro family gatherings are fun for me lol
U live in leb?
Yes
I still dont believe jr
My wife is Baalbeki and I am jnoubi
Lol
Eh wallah
Change ur name bruh
It shouldn't hbb especially since it is the foundation of all our religions
I aint religious
yiddish > hebrew
Ah ok
toki pona > yiddish
Dont even know what yiddish is
Hebrew mixed with Germaic and Slav
basically one of the largest jewish languages before israel revived hebrew
Basically the words Lochs and Smear as well as Schmuck are yiddish
Are u jewish sleet
I've got Jewish ancestry and somewhat identify with it but I am not a practicing Jew nor a Jew by talmudic law
Are u israeli
nah, i live in london lol
Good
i wouldn't live in israel if i could help it

Besides being Lebanese we my favorite food hands down is Feteh
If you give me Feteh with meat that's all I need no more no less hbb albe
🤣
Live, Laugh, Love, Lebanon even with all the nonsense happening here are you living here? @dense salmon
No more war talk please I see any more and it's a ban
No bro!
Fattoush, tabboule, mtabal all better
No war talk we are talking food
I'm fairly certain this is a vaguely innocuous conversation about food
La tabboule baalbeki 😉🤣
Nah there would have been war but hes lebanese 
Lol
Min 3anna
One make's you higher 🤣
OHH LOL
I joke, I joke lmao
I need to try some of that
Depends which sfeha
Laikss farms
Sfeha baalbake yes
Eh wallah or if my best friends mother in law from Rmiech makes them she does an AMAZING job
Like my friends mother in law and his family aren't fa for no reason 🤣 they know how to cook, eat, party, and drink!
"Fat"
Fr
And having stayed with them for a few months dear lord they made me put on some weight 🤣
My only complaint to Lebanon is our driving lmao
Dear lord driving here is literally a gamble we over here playing Balatro with our lives lol
blud did not just pull the balatro comparison to driving 😭
Wallahi out here in Lebanon it is ya bro
Driving is fun here
One wrong move and it's GAME OVER

"The Needle" ahh experience
Thats the fun part
Yeah if you like having high blood pressure and convulsions afterwards
Actually Lebanese drivers are the best in the world. They can somehow pilot a car while smoking a cigarette, drinking a coffee, and talking on the phone
How tf u know that sleet
Lol in other countries but not here in Lebanon
I know a few Palestinians from the West Bank who moved here to London via Jordan, which I suspect is much the same as Lebanon from the stories I've heard
In Lebanon we drive on the offense see a person trying to exit a parking lot purposly drives slower to allow more traffic to come keeping the poor soul trapped in the parking lot
At least, with regards to driving
Problem with lebanese people is they have no etiquette and they see other drivers as enemies on the street
Yes just like we see eachother as enemies irl depending on which militia you follow 💀
Oh and don't get me started on waiting in lines here
Single file order? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE 🤣
Can a Hezbollah boy and a Fatah girl really be in love......
There is no order here
Instead what we got even while driving is we will turn a 2 lane road into a 4 lane
Fatah?
Whats a fatah girl
Fatah al-Islam yk
That's the first time I heard that term
The Daesh types
Oh
Ahhhhhhh Tripoli
I never heard of fatah
I have seen it once but it ended badly
Not very active anymore just the first lebanese militia that came to mind other than Hezbollah
Daesh are terrorists lol
The man left his wife stole donation money and married his Fatah cousin lol
You could have said Amal or Ouwet or Kataeb
They're usually mistaken for PLO fatah lol
Which is like no. They are very different
Oh i didnt know thay
Who is the man in your pfp?
Fatah al-Islam isn't literally Daesh
?
Chess player
Ah
It's just the same kind of tradition
Oh
I think I understand what he means
Of. Well. Being really evil
Think like the Baath party hbb
Who tf is baath
They aren't Ba'athists
Think Saddam/Assad
Oh
Ba'athism is secular nationalism whereas Fatah al-Islam are literally Jihadis lol
Im not big on politics
The type in tripoli and some parts of Bekaa
Yeah it was an off-the-cuff joke when the guy mentioned militias
@dense salmon do you know a discord guy by the name Ozz?
Or PrincessAlana?
Ozz is from R/Lebanon he is such a cool guy anjd if you ever see him on discord tell him I said hello he is genuinely a sweetheart.
We were supposed to meet up but he works in the Cyber Security sector here and gosh I miss him so much
https://x.com/LimbusCompany_B/status/1797556034904756578 the esgoo curse is real
also i really like this design
actually visibale screenshot
I love when games poke fun and break the fourth wall
I forgot what game but I knew one where the main character would start to show clear signs of ADHD if you didn't move and he would become a bit upset
whats their appearnce
I can't recall but it was either a Konami or Sega game
Do you know any others that maybe come to your mind?
Because I could be wrong but if I am not mistaken it was either an RPG or a Roguelike game
Anything but an FPS because cod would never do that lol
no idea
I heard Lies of P is pretty good
I never got to try it yet hell I haven't even played Elden Ring yet
Or any soulslike game
i tried to play darksouls 2 on xbox 360 but failed
Lol 😂, I can only picture myself trying elden ring and getting to the boulders that chase you
reverse sisyphus
Actually no I have played 1 soulslike it was Remnant
Yes 🤣
Ah ok
We had my sister in laws wedding last night bro @dense salmon instead of feeding the guests the groom fed he and his brothers egos lol
lol what
Yaani a Baalbeki wedding but no food!
Only the groom riding in on a horse with his brothers on horses too and his wife no horse
WTF?!?!
Eh wallah!
The only food cold micro pizzas with one olive, cold fried kibbeh, and tabbouleh that looked like cow feed lol
I heard there are some poker fans here, so y'all might like this new poker puzzle game from Puzzmo https://youtu.be/AHluku1WivU
Pile Up Poker is a daily 'newspaper puzzle' style game from the folks at Puzzmo.
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it's so good
I keep on trying to go for straight flushes on the corners but it keeps on failing
but sometimes you get some sick boards like https://puzzmo.com/play/pile-up-poker/f5t12y5f/share
it's very fun
ooh they have really bad chess
it's fun to see a daily puzzle game that doesn't brand itself as Xdle
This is so cool
beat that
Are there any glitches?
oh lol, what glitches exist in balatro
well they have all been patched except SUAS and the recently found SUAS II
SUAS is the only op one with letting you skip lots of antes (I believe you already say the 19803 ante screenshot yesterday)
yeah
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I’m gonna make a D&D character based on Jimbo, what would be a good bardic instrument?
Kazoo
A larger version of a double bass, except played by a giant to whom it’s extremely tiny
I was considering the marching quads
Fiddle Bass?
Giant Jimbo (Jumbo) sounds terrifying
I read about the octobass but it could be a fantasy bass
Fantasy races can have their own instruments
No I mean playing the bass like a fiddle
Eight-armed instrument for octopus people from the moon
An electric instrument (violin or smth with a car battery attached to it wih jumper cables)
Now that’s high fantasy
A keytar
That’s actually fire
An accordion
Wait these are good ideas guys stop now I have to choose
Like a coach whistle?
Yes
Lead whistle sounds crazy
Grass whistle
I meant leaf
It’s like a tin whistle that kills you
Autocorrector got me like three times
No Ik it’s just funny to imagine it
Giant tungsten gong
I’m imagining this but a gong
A theremin
One man band?
Percussion bard who uses their own body to make music
HAMBONING
*starts beatboxing*
You do a silly little jester dance and the dragon explodes
XD
GOTtem
Bard that says “bazinga” and the dragon explodes
this is the best option
the wizardry officials won't tell you this but you can do that with any spell that doesn't require a chant
exploiting Break Limits and Memory Card for infinite cards
I got bored made house of cards
9 more minutes guys surely
D:
actually they could live in a different timezone
wait what
XD huh??
where can i get that
That’s cool af, need me a pack of irl jokers lol
imagine i bring this when i go to school
absolute chaos
oooh good idea ! I was wondering what to do with my deck
I sure did too ! And I'm happy I got some for myself. I'd suggest "MakePlayingCards.com" if you want your own
thats a great flush house
atp make a Balatro card game
Found a blocking bug in my demo , sorry for the wait ! It's coming 🙂
im a little bored so
Which of the following came second?
- The word Ok
- The discovery of plutonium
- The first person diagnosed with autism
- Chuck Norris's birth
1
I'll say plutonium
how many people made a complete set of balatro cards?
3 just to have a different answer
should i say the answer or just have yall keep guessing
Answer:
Ok: ||Mar 1839||
The discovery of plutonium: ||Dec 1940||
The first person diagnosed with autism: ||1943||
Chuck Norris's Birth: ||Mar 1940||
||Ok was pretty out of place looking at it||
Its fine, Im just joking around
Where are my incubus fans?
classic janitor
Lmao
a diamond blackjack at that! i got +100 chips from that alone lmao
What is that game?
Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
Great game, would recommend
basically just blackjack 21.0
The boss blind when I have 100 polychrome steel red seal kings
@brisk halo If you want more art of my OC.
I DO AND THAT'S SICK
Omg I love it
I have other art but that art is....
I didn't make any of this. I have the drawing ability of a fish.
I commissioned it. Might commission more.
Oh definitely do
🍁 Artist struggling to pay her rent! 🍁
COMMISSION/ ART GALLERY ⤵️
Literally same though HAHA
That's such a cool character design though
Ye. Centaurs are my fave.
I like her hair. Even though it’s the shade of the forest cover, the shades of red look really nice and pretty
if you roll a dice 6 times in a row, which outcome are you most likely to get and which are you least likely to get
A: 2 3 6 5 1 2
B: 1 1 1 6 6 6
C: 6 5 4 3 2 1
D: 3 2 6 6 5 4
E: 4 6 5 3 1 2
they are all equally likely
but some of them are in more rare types than others. this is the same type of thing with poker hands. every 5-card combination is equally likely.
Yeah
With any single die, each face is a 1/X chance. Similar to cards, each card drawn has a 1/52-X chance to be drawn, where X is the number of cards drawn
With a base unmodified deck
they're all equally likely, but if i were to rank them i would say B, C, E, D, A from best to worst.
B is a full house on dice lol
C and E are pretty good too. If order doesn't matter, they are the same
b is a fuller house. also it's even specialer because they are together. same reason d beats a. d's pair is together.
Yeah, if ordering matters
they said 6 times in a row, instead of 6 dice.
With ordering I would put C over B personally, perfectly descending is nice to look at
Mkay
it's about rareness
called a company to price match and the customer support agent tells me we will honor but goes on a rant on how it's bankrupting companies because everyone wants the lowest prices etc -- supervisor will call me back supposedly
🤔 uh huh
when the free is market
He really went on a rant
Like I'm working to pay for charity.
If your company can't price match without whining, maybe the CEO should go golfing less. Not my problem.
I doubt the supervisor will call me
are all of these not equally likely
is this a trick question
my bet is C tho
AI generated card op
most likely is A, least likely is C
XD
Im starting to think about a yahtzee rougelike game and honestly idk if that would have any substance to it
is yahtzee 6 d6 dice?
per roll
or 5
surface level ways to implement gameplay elements would be modifying dice for better faces, getting more rerolls, and replacing/upgrading the scoring hands you use
maybe in addition to modifying dice, you can buy and remove dice
i think there would be enough room to make an interesting game
Four Mana Seven Seven ain't that bad actually
Woops I broke rack and slay
you can autoclick the surrender button as you die and the game things you just lost again so you get the exp for it over and over
infinite exp glitch real
XD
Pretty funny ngl
it does
cool texture
👍
i love the breaks at 1:15 onwards
slipped and slid into making a banger track ⁉️🗣️🔥🔥
i really need to do more music
I’m pretty close to beating paper mario 64 on the switch virtual console
fortuno doodle
cool
My honest reaction:
brainrot loss..
didn't know you get 9 hand size by default now 🤔
New interview dropped, this one was special.
The Flourish is a very high quality magazine about cardistry; they had awesome questions and even made a special webpage just for Balatro fans to read the interview for free!
https://issuu.com/bizandfriends/docs/the_flourish_-_balatro_article
not the double
AAAA
may your Barons be many, and your kings few
how we feeling today in terms of the balatro server emoji

May your Barons be many, and your kings plenty... and your
abundant.

(im ballin)
get double cliffhanger'd again
#GuessTheGame #754
🎮 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬜
#VisualVirtuoso
https://GuessThe.Game/p/754
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
Try to name the game shown in the screenshots in 6 guesses or less!
huh
i didn't know that game existed i just guessed
game guess spoilers ||bunny ears? sam & max maybe. "hit the road" well i just saw a road so||
??????
Pharrell 🤝 Lego
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pharell williams biopic movie but its an animated lego film?????????
with kendrick lamar???????????
with lego snoop dogg?????????
whatttttt
did not expect this when i woke up today
🤯
expect the unexpected
cool
