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same with Perkeo
They're just broken, that's why I don't find them fun
if I balance it without joke picks, would look like this
waiting for my knuckles to recharge so I can crack them again
maybe marble joker is low B tier/high C tier, since it relies on you getting stone joker
How is wee in B
only really 1 application
playing 2s
it's good when you play 2s
but digging your deck for them does not feel that worth
Oh, so is this more about how versatile they are in power?
somewhat, yeah
Like the S tiers can be added to any build
you could say that's how excited I feel when I see them, lol
I just noticed Idol in S
some of S tier stuff is only good for endless
I like idol because it breaks face card meta
you can play 5s
with hack
or Aces
or whatever you want
baron and trib are obviously very good for both endless and non endless
forgot to move gros michel, it is high B tier/low A tier probably
unlocks Cavendish + very good early game mult
Perkeo in D is a crime
Well, it isn't a C, D is just for unfun design as I mentioned
Power wise it is S+++
I just don't think having such joker is balanced
And there not being another way to get negative consumables, is another reason for it being unfun
Just read this
In an interview with PC Gamer, Dave Oshry, head of boomer shooter powerhouse New Blood, acknowledged that it's "rough out there" but also offered a counterpoint that's good to keep in mind: "Since everyone seems to be asking how we continue to do so well amidst the whole industry apparently falling apart – there's actually a lot of companies doing well, you just don't hear about them in the news amid all the doom and gloom." And it's true; tons of indies are finding success despite the state of the industry. Balatro just sold a million copies in under a month. There are outliers at both ends of the spectrum, but utter collapse is increasingly looking less like an outlier and more like a systemic problem
Well thats why quality > quantity
Devs company making shit tons of trash games then no wonder no publisher want it, they just got tired of releasing trash games and doesnt want their reputation gets bad
They asking themselves why a one man dev sold million of copies while a one team cant? That's because their game sucks
No hate but truth hurts
The problem can often be in publishers, where they try to rush the release to get the sales going, so I won't make such conclusions
Another point is that localthunk got incredibly lucky with his game, and he admits that himself. I won't use it as an example that you can hit it big with just a good game
Nah i dont think so, The publisher he got is really cool that almost game it released is a gem example is Golden Idol
So probably publisher also saw that this game is fcking hit
The last faith shouldve been a hit also but sadly tons of bugs when it got released
I don't know how do you come to such conclusions tbh, a year ago the game didn't even look close to what it is right now.
You're assuming balatro got popular just because it's a good game. While that's true, there's a lot of luck involved in a game becoming popular.
Tbh, I don't really know what the article you're mentioning was about, though I strongly disagree with the mentality that it's "always" the developer's fault
As if I didn't just say #🃏・off-topic message
Rushing the release, cutting money on testing, this is the recipe for disaster
Be smart for bigger studios to split off into smaller teams so if their project bombs its not such a finincial loss.
I mean, the article really lays it out for you? I'm not sure how do you come to a conclusion that the problem is in the developers, lol
The balatro example has a lot of survivorship bias
and is only brought up to contrast that not everything is fucked
I've been DMed by quite a few indie devs for advice - thought I'd share some thoughts
Don't take advice from me, my experience is tainted by survivorship bias and good fortune. Better to listen to the devs that have already carved out a long career in this hard industry
putting The Idol in S is just outright stupid lol
the idol is almost never good in any stake runs
unless you are going really late game it's good
but you put Ancient Joker in B 💀
I never said this tier list is for the stakes, thought I made it clear it was for the fun part of the game
and I already explained why the idol is up there
yeah, it's strong, but
- wild cards are hard to get as you only get 1 per tarot,
- wild cards can be disabled by any suit debuffing boss, which makes them very risky
and I already mentioned that B does not mean bad, it means they're above average for me, so it's a positive rating overall
oh thats fine then
also you don't need wild for this joker to solo a game
sure, but wilds make it much less RNG reliant to draw the cards
holy hell, Fry Em Up is playing balatro now!
yeah baby!!!!
a meeting between 2 fandoms
the pvzh community and the balatro community
The green chest is a horse
red is clearly the mimic
true
whenever shadowbulb will have a arguement against me I will always bring this up
lol
lol
just like "hey remember the time you did this?"
Its an ongoing thing
thats the only time i've caught it tho
Thats cause I normally delete them fast
but then the computer though I was holding ctrl and opened like 10 tabs, my downloads
history
i love winning
I love cheating in class because Im that guy
How do you even get a 20/20/20 in this game
it's not hard
i upgraded twice
i may or may not have used a reroll bug(that's hella easy to do) to reroll shops so i can stack toxic waste to give myself X16 multiplier
put it in bug reports
one of my best starts holy
my oppenent used their most powerful card twice in a row
bruh
my highest damage was like 32k
i think
this man is a joke
this has to be a programming error since the only thing he attacks with is a 12 8 9 orangutan
he summoned the king
but i had shield so it doesn't matter
my guy
you are kidding
i wonder what i shall pick
uhhh
i think i'd win
BRO SUMMONED 3 KINGS ON ME ARE YOU SERIOUS
i resetted the game so i can win 4 times in a save
it works lo
l
should i do blooket's tower of doom except my set is literally luck based
i need my dose of gambling
Bingle Bingle
like Balatro but with a Roulette
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2789810/Bingle_Bingle/
About Bingle BingleBingle Bingle is a "Roulette Building" game where you can build your own roulette, changing numbers and colors to fit your strategy. You will start with a Normal Roulette and just a simple ball and bet. But as you spin the ball and earn scores to clear rounds, you will have the opportunity to upgrade your roulette, ball, and b...
$9.89
Can someone send me 7million jimbo needs funds to gamble more : )
Someone knows if there is a future plan for steam's discount for the game? 🥺
you is that blooket TOD?
*yoo
lemme speedrun a match real quick
cafe is boring
i hate the fact they added a daily limit tho
i found out you can savescum tower of doom and it's hilarious
i think orangutan in ToD is a programming error
idk
bro does only 2 enemies and it's a 99:1 split
also screw santa claus
i got hit with 3 kings
im gonna try getting as many 3 20s as possible
it's slay the spire but significantly worse
counterpoint: i could play it in elementary school so it preps you
also it's free
ok i have something really funny to do
i currently suck at writing essays because the topics are boring as hell, so as a joke if i can't do an essay ill just ask my english teacher if i can submit a custom one in a day(she is usually very chill so most likely say yes). Ik im gonna keep avoiding this problem so i need multiple goofy topics to make long and (semi) meaningful essays on
I have about 3 but this won't be enough. Any suggestions?
what genre
goofy
specifically "I tried very hard for something not serious"
so a topic i can write a pretty long essay on with fun
that's kinda hard to find
For example one of my topics i chose is "What would ACTUALLY happen when you stop time?"
(yes that's fun to me)
"Blooket Tower of Doom is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
i don't have evidence(cause it's on a laptop that's currently no workie) but my highest damage was 32k when i willing got hit with a max difference of 20
is that 20 anubis obelisk and had a 3 20 unit or something else? that's the best i can think of
idk the specifics but i do remember using an unlucky card with 0 strength and got hit with a 20 strength king
unlucky card? what does that do, i forgot
has ass stats
oh
let's go got the orangutan
lmao
is it when you do the question mark thing and decide to choose between a bad stat unit or take damage thing if it's unlucky logic?
this guy
no idea which one ur talking about
getting the one that makes your upgrades more powerful is so hard
this is a cruel joke
1 coin 🙂
imo the one that gives X2 if you are lower than 20 health is way better than toxic waste
toxic goes up to 90 and the heart thing is like 40 at most
really depends what the build is
what game is this?
one of the best browser school games ever
bloons tower defense 3?
ehh, cookie clicker exists
which is the pinnacle of unblocked games-core
nah you gotta pay for cookie clicker on steam for the genuine experience
no coolmath?
all the [insert joker name} my beloved things i've made (for now, might make more if people want)
best way to sort legendaries
A. how happy they look
B. how pointy their hats are
C. how frilly their clothes are
D. colour
why did i first read the 3rd one as how fruity they are
what
you heard me
Nnoooo
critics gave very high marks!!! how so

someone made claw machine dungeon roguelike and it’s just chefs kiss a lot like Peglin
I’m so freaking excited for my casino and arcades to be roguelike-ified
Dragons dogma 2 has been pretty good so far.
I just looked at the reviews and holy SHIT I guess I dodged a lot of the problems
The dlc shit is kinda atrocious (they did this for Yakuza as well)
But at least with this everything can just be earned. (Not advocating for it)
Communism actually should be upper c tier imo
tier list of food based jonklers based on how good they'd taste
never rly survived long enough for me, but it's a solid early pick, might survive longer with lower hands
Seltzer goes to d tier for me bc that's an appetizing color, everything else stays
One person found my review helpful lol
i kinda wonder: if animation and sprites get ultra simplified, how small of a game size could balatro be?
like can we port balatro to a TI84 calculator
🤔
where do you draw the line between blue and purple
probably not
new video idea just dropped
4
call me oldschool but i LOVEEEE plug and play technology
bringing a little dinky box to a place
and bam
vidyagames
4 is objectively right
4 is ||objectively|| right
Just make your own Steam Machine or Steam Deck
4.5
no wait i decided it's 4
between 5 and 6 is edge case, but past 6 is just purple
3
Balatro belongs in an arcade machine
It literally has a CRT monitor filter
1
3 blue is perfect, 4 blue you'd need to pay attention very hard to notice a difference, and 5 and beyond are easy to tell something is NOT blue
it has filter, but it has way better resolution... it would need to be rescaled for text to be readable on CRT
4
actually 5
i misread
why do yall hate the ranger my god
Because you’re crazy?
yes
crazy? i wa- gets thrown into a rubber room filled with rats for the 20th time
ive been watching balatro university vids and it seems like he encounters final bosses on ante 7 as well as ante 8
rats? i was rats once. they locked me in a rubber, a crazy rubber, a crazy rubber with rooms. and rooms make me rats
hieroglyph
lol
whar
That's my joker
game name? I have seen it but I can't remember what it is called
I take it back I found it
FF7 Rebirth has been so much fun, but holy shit, half of its minigames are way, WAY too damn complicated. They go from a simple side game to needing to become an absolute genius to complete it, and even then you’ll be cutting it incredibly close on your best run, and you still might fail. I really don’t understand game devs trying to make side content so much harder than even late game story bosses.
from what I know, the boss generates after you leave the shop, so you could technically buy hieroglyph as soon as you enter ante 8, tho that might not always be a good idea
... yep i have to take a balatro break for this ._.
Lol there are fake balatro apps on the ios appstore
They just copy sprites for like solitaire
Shady app beware ||https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/balatro-cards/id6479392278||
Probably would do if balatro devs made a case to get these plagiarisms ceased.
ok lets be honest anyone with 2+ brain cells can EASILY know that its fake 🤣
considering from what age kids get access to the internet nowadays, and that not every single human on earth is aware what balatro is, I won't say so
not sure what to add past this section
I scored Pi
you scored π x 10^3
pi thousand rounded down
if you use a comma as a number separator (which a lot of Europe does) it looks like Pi
for people not in europe tho, that’s another story
Or the UK (and some other countries)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/iul95m/oc_what_does_the_world_use_as_their_decimal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBl2hoA9nU0&ab_channel=MagicTheNoah If you dont watch magic the noah, you are missing out
Use this link to buy the best energy drink: https://gamersupps.gg/magic
Guests:
@lewissmle
@SaltyPhish
@Twobold
for anyone wondering I am aware that @Valefisk released a very similar video to this (it was very good). I've had this video idea since before that but choose to wait after he released his video.
the art for rat wizard and canno...
Im only 1 hour and 12 minutes in the video and Ive laughed like 50 times
I’ve seen this guy’s videos pop up, but never decided to watch one. I’ve always been more of a Valefisk fan tbh lol
I saw them show up and didnt watch them till another youtuber was in the gameshow
and then I laughed multiple times and was like, "the youtube algorithm was right, I should have watched this guy"
I watch that guy he's very poggers
Magic the noah has perfected a dumb thing being great because it's dumb
loved watching ||the hydra gauntlet|| in the board game made by AI video
which one, ||phish's or twobold's?||
makes sense
also ||the cannon dwarf being harder then the final boss was very funny||
That was also funny, I wanted ||2bold to get all wands for inf damage|| but alas
it would be a major softlock
I imagine noah would just be like "You win the game"
the newer the magic the noah video the dumber and funnier it gets
So true
but it being dumb and fun is just how we like it
a friend showed me this image, he knows me too well
one of the best combos tbh
this is comedy gold lmao
noah makes surprisingly good content
Man…. Theres this game on itchio called Fukuzatsu thats like a physical mutliplayer version of balatro and i want it so bad
But i don’t think i can convince any family or friends to play it
Pain
I just reinvented triangle numbers and i've never been so proud of math before
what
i saw a random vid about 1+2+3...+50 and i thought "im pretty sure that can be a formula" and i literally just redid triangle numbers without even realizing
I feel like I've seen something like that
Where it's like
12+11+10+9...+2+1 as a formula
There’s a Gauss in the house
One of the card game prototypes I made uses this to calc straights
It's not related to triangle numbers
But looking at it now
The straight checker was a beauty.
((((hand_values[0]^2)+hand_values[0])/2)-((((hand_values[0]-5)^2)+(hand_values[0]-5))/2)) == hand_values.reduce(sum, 0)
m
To simplify: (n^2+n)/2 - ((n-5)^2+(n-5))/2 = hand_value.reduce(sum, 0)
n is the largest value in the straight, hand_value.reduce(sum, 0) is GDScript scuffed equivalent on SUM(hand_value), hand_value is the ints of all the cards in the hand (10,9,8,7,6)
Could even have compatibility with effects equivalent of Four Fingers and Shortcut
With minimal logic chance
I was cooking
incredibly based community post from balatro university
I knew balatro university was based but didn't know it was this based
although he does yap a bit too much
go on.....
So something has happened that none of you have noticed
(which kind of surprised me but also didn't)
what?
me and executioner had a funny little idea that has been brewing for quite a while a long time ago
actually throwing fr
oh, i get it now, i got confused when you said "me and executioner" when your username was executioner
also if you open the search thing and search from executioner or serial killer it shows both of us lmao
this far back
well ye cant complain that
(but that usually results in bad parenting so...)
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Is sand called sand since it is in between the sea and the land?
YOU'RE FORGETTING THE BEST PART, we were in another server and we wanted to switch names and IDentities as well
however due to the existence of name roles
we couldn't
yeah it also was planned for a entirely different server
I can't believe we got away with it at all.
he says in a very popular server
people don't pay attention to how we act lmao
we aren't being monitered by anyone except the mods lol
I mean you kinda outted yourself with the flush screenshot and the "I have no challenges done" thing
considering I play pairs a lot and have talked about golden needle lmao
I dont pay attention
That’s fair
m
n
…emonic!
o
lol
lol
aaaaaaaa i hate it when my wireless headphones jumpscare me with the "low battery pls charge" repeatedly when it's just at 30% ajdbohdosgf9s
Its all pluto? always has been
SML?
my headphone has a stupidly long battery life but consequently the "Low battery" audio last for more than half an hour
in my case, the headphones are just too loud and I have to use an app to lower the volume, but it doesn't work on the headphones itself for obvious reasons, so it also hurts my ears
SAME
based
I wonder how long I have to listen to this at 3AM till demons start summoning? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHXuoSqZVOY (Im bored and cant sleep)
00:00:00 - 01) Deathcard Cabin
00:13:05 - 02) The Angler
00:15:32 - 03) The Prospector
00:19:30 - 04) The Trapper
00:21:37 - 05) A Walk in the Woods
00:23:36 - 06) Leshy's Theme
00:27:22 - 07) The Moon
00:29:44 - 08) Long Forgotten Monuments
00:31:52 - 09) The Four Scrybes
00:34:03 - 10) The Temple of the Dead
00:35:57 - 11) The Temple of Beasts...
@maiden adder @tacit cloud (free ping to both) i finally got the egg :^)
still cant play balatro (even tho i have been gone for a week) cause being slapped by too many exams D:
(also i still havent done black deck gold stake yet so no reminders today 😆 )
lmao
🤣
I had a program open all night now my pc sounds like it's boutta explode
More roguelieks you might find in an arcade, claw machine, check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJN-W_Y4EmE
Dungeon Clawler is a Roguelike Claw Machine Deckbuilder. Build your unique deck, fight enemies by grabbing weapons and items from a claw machine and find special artifacts that help you on your quest to reclaim something you lost... Aim carefully to claw your way through this dungeon!
Spend your money on relics and boons to upgrade your run and ...
Dungeon Clawer? i'm gonna need that joke to be unmade
luckily for you it's Dungeon Claw__l__er
tarnation
why are virtually all deckbuilder game names straight outta pun hell?
to anyone that has played Bingle Bingle, is it worth checking out?
hey wait a minute there's no caps!!!!
Personal achievement: 2k ores
hey ez cavendish at least
EZ cavendish? I wish
if stone joker was good
I wanna be a stoned joker
https://store.steampowered.com/points/shop/app/2842700 the free items for the deckbuilder sale. the deckbuilder frame is perfect for us
first border i'll be using
Yeah I enjoy it, got 5 videos on my YouTube channel if you wanna watch some first
kinda weird cropping ngl
Thanks! Your videos are great btw
I am balatro now
Finally a use for my 60K steam points
Now all I need is friends
i'll be your friend 
are you sure you want that 😈
but sk is a neutral role
guess Im an sk now
unless its old TOS1 which Iirc had sk and witch on same team? maybe that was mafia and witch
yes 
Its been a while ngl
SK is technically its own faction
because SKs win with each other
ah, great, i found a 1:1 replica of ballthrow for mobile, i just played a bit before uninstalling and it's EXACTLY like the actual game except that the background and the font are ugly
even the tutorial is replicated 1:1

oh, also, only problem i had was the seeds not being exactly the same as it'd have been on the original game, i tried the seed were i got 2 legendaries before ante 2 and the starting cards weren't the same, but apart from that and the other 2 issues mentioned, it's just ballthrow, but for your mobile
im sad that my local trampoline park has essentially closed dodgeball(i swear it's always closed even on the peak of the day on the weekends)
White parts yeah
Tho cropping the shoulders makes it worse as well
@everyone Just gonna announce this one, There will be STEAM DECK BUILDER FEST APR 1 @10 AM PACIFIC. DONT FORGET TO SUPPORT BALATRO AND ALSO DUNGEONS AND DEGENERATE GAMBLERS
Guys what do I do
ah yes my favourite spot on the map
damn they werent lying
that Balatro can Có mưa
just imagine, it's actually worldwide the only place of that name google knows … what's the odds of that, for an actually existing word
I did a thing (spoiler cuz idk if it's epileptic or not)
idk what that is but it looks cool and w for consideration of others
trying to ping everyone is insane
badass animation and badass accessibility concern
I literally hue shifted the center 24 times, every time moving the H in HSV by 15
and then slapped it together
d&dg isn't even out yet … also, spare us the indiscriminate ping pls dude
i mean, its not like the ping worked
thank god. but he tried anyway, so he'll try again in less-prepared servers
Aaaaand 2nd animated one done!
I don't think this one is as severe, given only the outermost layer is animated, so I don't think anyone is gonna get epilepsy from this
Hi all I wanted to pop in and ask a question. I got myself a pc setup to a TV and it's a 4k TV but anytime I launch the game with borderless mode it seems to just... disappear. It'll lock up the system too not allowing for any input as if it's in the game until I use something like ctrl alt del or ctrl shift esc and get it force closed with task manager. TV is in 4k but I leave the windows internal res ar 720p (for streaming through moonlight/sunshin) is this.. a know issue or should I post it in the bug section?
might be that your computer is recognizing the TV as a second display, I've had this same problem with my monitor. go into display settings and check your "multiple displays" options
Real 💀
Hm during a screen share it is not saying anything about multiple displays detected
this is the most random question ever, but does anyone know is this is a valid math statement thingy
ik thats not a proof of it
but like
For all values of a and b,
Such that a + b = n,
And a, b, and n are all natural numbers,
And a × b = c,
Find the maximum value of c when a - b is at a minimum?
Z is integers, but yeah
the ping didnt even work for me lmao
I’m trying to say that c will be at a maximum when a-b is at a minimum
goes hard
Ive been watching memes for the past hour about random geography or scientific things, and I am fascinatedly concerned
@placid juniper
fox with 32 legs or more perhaps
Batman
Made this outta scrape the other day what'd think?
did Balatro get a negative review from that "Obey the Fist" guy yet? it's a rite of passage for indie titles
too mainstream for him. tbf, he puts a lot of energy into his walls of text
and into actually playing that shiz. his output is nothing short of impressing
octofox
I absolutely love the game. I hope it makes 50 million. I also hope the copy version in Google play store gets sued
if the google play store copy is literally someone stealing the source code, recompiling it in löve and pushing it to play store before the official version... i'm sure it will be pulled very soon
I just hope someone doesn't do what happened with clicker heroes, where a company in another country which doesn't care about international trademarks literally trademarked the game in their local language, stole the flash game code, decompiled/recompiled it themselves and sold it on local app stores in said country... and it was all PERFECTLY LEGAL
if balatro's publisher is on top of things they should have done all the local and international trademarks already
this reminded me of the game that was a 1:1 copy of Mindustry, but with ads lmao
there was literally no diference at all, everything was the same, everything, it's just that it had ads
Supermarket Simulator scratches such a niche itch for me lol. Dunno why I like store management simulators, but haven’t heard about a good one since Shoppe Keep, so Supermarket Sim is super fun lol
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Not surprised after there were people stupidsmart enough to post a tutorial on YT on how to port Balatro to android 🗿
It was probably inevitable either way one day or another, but that was definitely something
I do feel bad for thunk with all this shit happening, when he just wants to make a fun game
there is no such thing on the play store …?
Maybe already taken down
If you search it on Google there's a link to some app in top results but it is deleted already
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BRO LITERALLY ASKED YOU ONE THING LMAO
?
Me and Myst go way back
I dont really look at usernames
It shows lol
I usually just look at pfps to see who im talking to but I think myst recently changed it cuz I dont recognize it
Ah yeah
But also I dont really expect someone I know from a different server to be here lmao
So I wasnt really thinking about it
Always a weird occurrence. Just makes me think "small world"
it got taken down
I forgot I said this and come home from my trip to see 7 pings
lmfao
average pvz1 """difficult""" mod (it's just spam bullshit)
I saw something that looked like dusk joker this morning
byebye
lotharbot, if you put your messages in threads i might not notice them.
ew, dont use ai art
i did it as a joke
¯_(ツ)_/¯
im watching spectred's proving grounds vid and holy crap this is cursed
whats cursed
Probably Omen Globe + hitting the 0.3%
when the voucher does the thing it says it does
????
pixel arting in ibis????
WAIT WHAT
All boss i reskin is based on Random Dice (and similar skill)
cool!
Should i made a miniboss like a big boss or regular boss
Black hole usually does not appear in arcana packs, only in spectral / celestial packs. So yes, it is a bit cursed to see one in arcana pack, because it is unusual (mostly due to the rare chance of 0.3%)
could anyone help me with slang English?
Yeah?
I DID IT
I DID IT AAFJAFKQTKAHKSHLWTIWKHDDS
QUICK!!! Name a joker that gives chips directly but does not have blue in it's art (spoiler your answers):
||banner||
Bonus points: the joker can not have a b in it
||arrowhead|| debatable whether it's purple or dark blue in the background but it should work
nah its definitely purple, good job!
||stone joker smh||
Wait no I'm dumb
Why did I think it was all grayscale
Nvm
||bull is the real answer||
I think
Iirc no blue on it
||scary face?||
Yknow it's so dumb how there is no chip themed legendary
Wonder how good yorick would be if it was +1000 chips instead of x5 mult
Alas
directly? that means not when card is scored?
cuz ||scholar||
If we go with that logic, all of the ||retriggers|| count ||except hack||
Unless you play like a full debuffed hand
ye then only 1
tho, it says directly, directly could mean that ||retriggers|| don't count, because it's not giving chips directly
I changed it to directly after to specifically target hack, dusk, and hanging chad
forgot that means scholar doesnt work
or arrowhead/scary face
forgot the bull completely tbh
||square joker||
nope nobody saw that
wait nvm
that has blue
i misunderstood
||banner then||
||bull?||
I mean, Luck be a Landlord was last year
||bull||
Everybody: great art takes time
Me: Screw that
Damn, I haven’t watched 5up in a good while
Yeah, I watched a lot of 5up back when Among Us was super popular. Nowadays, I only watch ChilledChaos when it comes to Among Us lol
lol
oofff
it's very not fun
have you tried turning it off and on /j
turning your brain off tends to not go well
I do that at school
can either of you pick a random pokemon for me?
mewtwo
dang
idk i dont pokemon much
i want to add a random one to my team but dont know what to pick
lurantis
anyway i ended up taking some tylenol
the toothache is a little better
the dehydration not so much
Well I hope you get better
ty
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White while
what do you all think of my keyboard layout?
(note: this is genuinely the actually keyboard that i type on.. been doing it for over 1.5 years now. at this point i dont really know how to use qwerty anymore lol)
could work?
" is that rgb layout but more saturated "
its just a pink and blue gradient
" i see red on the far right "
other then the spacebar which has a dead blue led, there isnt any red
pink just looks red sometimes, cuz like, its litteraly light red
" so weird to see pink like over 50% of the keyboard "
its a wave effect, so it moves accrose the keybord. (but i did make the pink part bigger cuz i really like the colour pink)
also, out of curiosity, why do you wrap all your text in " "
" ||i swear 99% chance i will be asked that everytime i go on here||
me talking over a radio :p (cause im gone for a month) "
sorry, should have looked to see if it said somewhere first
as playing in balatro https://twitter.com/TimesSqKungFu/status/1452747523395932160
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I forgot, someone on this server used dvorak keys for their keyboard
I dont remember who though, maybe it was stupid or something
yeah i was thinking evab
" bro never have i ever seen anyone play this except me "
I should pull my autoclicker on blooket tower of doom
oh come on, its not that bad
We just use WASE to play games
funky
which layout is that?
finally!
not that i cleared the area but it's something
it is a slightly modified version of a layout named RSTLNE
i seriously thought you meant the tarot card
another one done
(:
shadow you cant repost yourself
yes I can
This is a democracy
also its a different shadowbulb (trust)
they arent a glitch hunter
Yo, any riichi/mahjong players in here?
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I love riichi
Real talk, if we get some peeps, I'd love to play a game on autotable with y'all
I would play it but too many anime girls
I've become desensitised to them at this point
also, I'd highly recommend checking out ULTIMAHJONG if you're a fan of mahjong and in the Balatro discord
imo it's a bit rough around the edges, but it has a ton of potential
Who says I haven't already XD
I got 2½ hours left of work, I'd be down for some minefield on autotable if no one else is interested
When I get home, at least
yakuza fans popping off
I'm not even a yakuza fan, I just love riichi
But yeah, if anyone here wants to play a game in about 2½ hours, could be 4p, sanma, minefield, even washizu, lemme know
I'd love to play against actual peeps
Forgot to ask, do you know of any mahjong-themed servers?
only the mahjong soul server really
Might fuck around and start playin that ngl
Is it free on pc?
Oh, it's a BROWSER game!
Based
shadowbulb what is this keyboardism i hear
tbh i feel like learning stuff outside of qwerty
would help having a stupid osu!mania key layout that confuses people
yes, i play with TFXO, whats it to you
lol
I had some weird imaginations about what if there's balatro but mahjong, and looks like someone is actually making it lol.
Also: Finally, you can draw the Ace of Spades while playing mahjong and make a 18oak hand.
I wish I understood the joke 🥲 😭
Ace of Spades is a movie reference for which the movie name I can't recall even in Chinese, let alone English.
18oak refers to the "Four Quads" hand in mahjong but illegal moves made every tile including the remaining pair the same tile.
sixty suits best mod fr
tsk tsk #1223603584285937774
happy april fools :p
Where would one post a screenshot of the game just to share something that happened?
Has someone done a meme like this? My latest endless ended to a high card queen.
April fools ended(UTC+9)
its 7 am for my April fools it just began
lol

Time zone actually makes the whole range of 31 March to 2 April dangerous for April Fools shenanigans. 31Mar is especially dangerous for those in UTC minus side and so does 2 Apr for those in UTS plus side.
https://youtu.be/RyxycY3MS5k?t=1734 Balatro spotted
After the absolute camping trip fail, I treat @CDawgVA to a weekend away in the mountains. He was thrilled.
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rare achievement lul
also more people should play shogun showdown
it's a rouglike but with more emphasis on the turn based strategy and less emphasis on setting up a "build"
well maintaining the op build being possible if you really want to interact with that
but any strat could work
the illusion of free choice
how bout the chariot to the left 🤔
Technically better due to the joker that increase the mult with the number of tarot card played 👀
my joker stats got rekt with my new mr bones bug
rocket I use to only have like 50 on and mr bones like 20, and now look at them

i love the brand new discord lootboxes 🤩
XD
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balatro deck tierlist
facts
Like nebula took me so long to gold stake
It wasnt even funny
The majority of it was on its orange stake
I havent even tried playing a GAME of nebula
or I tried but it just seemed like worst deck of nothing
i had more fun with painted and black deck
I don't think it's based on gold stake
If it is then paint deck should go up imo
trueeeeeee
makes 2 jonklers (vagabond and cartomancer (or 3, idk if campfire counts but i guess it gets kinda worse)) and 2 vouchers (crystall ball and observatory) weaker just for 1 redeemed voucher
it also makes priestess and emperor worse
priestess you aren't missing out much on
but emperor not printing a 2nd tarot is huge
ok, so we got:
-2 (maybe 3) jonklers become weaker
-2 vouchers get worse, and one of them is supposed to be an upgrade of the voucher that the deck redeems beforehand
-2 tarot cards become worse
all for 1 fucking voucher
change the -1 consumable slot to celestial packs cannot appear 
Erratic Deck is X Tier
i should make a legendary
swaggin
I finally reskin finish
(Sorry for some poorly animation lol)
Thats cool as hell
And some boss blind is a dice
Because i run out of idea lol
they're all very charming
lmao
||Scary Face||
oh wait directly
you can do it
uhhh
If we ignore the lipstick then both ||Devious|| and ||Clever|| count.
But like there's realistically 3?
And from what I saw all 3 have already came up as answers so can't really bring any new answers
'less we count ||Plasma Deck when mult is higher than chips||
the first art of the funny esix
Cute!
Ooh
It form that site
My favorite site!
and also an OC of mine, Esci!
We can't also forget about Hexerade! (Someone asked me to do this one)
All cute!
Thank you!
I also redesigned someone's bloon concept (previously it was just a pink moab)
yes I do be a jack of a lotta trades
is that cookie clicker
It a balatro
But random dice reskin
Like this
he was too lazy to make an actual cookie themed after himself
so he got a normal plain cookie, poorly dyed it blue, and wrote "sans" with chocolate on it
Food dye or just dye?
xD
Hmm
Chemicals.
I guess food dye but not sure
but do you expect him to put him any effort from differenciating them as a skeleton
Yea lol

what are those icons for
Those look kinda cool
Classes
Idol, Speedrunner, Nurse and Knifer
Not actually used for any game, just my take on them
ic
Game Maker's Toolkit released a video on Belatro an hour ago!! And he included a screenshot of the 1 million copies sold post... So he's part of this Discord group! Walking among us! 😮
... Or possibly that message was posted in other places and he isn't in this Discord group. But still! A GMT video on Belatro! Hurrah! ☺️
He did show the website used to calculate hands
Very unlikely to know about it without seeing people talk about it in the discord.
has this server been having any bot troubles recently? another server im in is getting them daily O.o
Not too bad here, but I’ve seen lots of bots getting biffed in other servers.
😔
like at least 1 per day from what I see
sometimes multiple per day
if you search this exact string <@&1133519078540185692> you should be able to find how often, lol
Oooff
atleast we have pretty activate mods, you just do @ mods and one of them is there! They are so cool like that 
have they set up automod yet
idk
Did anybody else just get a PM from @fiery pine ?
I need them to pass a litnus test first.
not yet
could be a bot, joined feb 24 and tried to say hi, they have no idea who i am
just want everybody to be careful
Can someone get the card and enhancement sprite sheets?
#🎨・fan-art message @silver tapir there isn't such a scaling build that would outpace endless anyways. Calculator is useful to know when to start using glass and how much glass do you need
Plus to know the limit of your build
Thanks for calling this out. If anyone here gets DM'd out of the blue, definitely proceed with caution. If you suspect a bot/spam/etc, you can DM any of the mods that are online (or ping mods if it is something more like people posting spam/troll content in the main channels). I know y'all know this, but always use caution when being approached by someone you don't know.
I do
I miss the olden days when we glitched to negative hands and went into ante 9 when max was 6 🥲
🥲 and i will still miss when the deck moves diagonally downwords to the left instead on to the right
hey the little gros is learning from his brother 😄
10/10 pick
I just realized the cavendish is in the opposite direction as the gros michel
one got the mothers gene and the other got the fathers
In this font, words don't look right. This says doob-ul when I read it not double
I see double, which is probably even scarier than seeing doob-ul
cobalt core is good fun
does anybody have any roblox game recommendations?
Ive been checking periodically for a change and nope, april fools day was 2 days ago not today Gothic
super golf
it really is an amazing game. devs plan to add more to it, I just hope it’s sooner rather than later.
phighting
now that I think about it, my glitch career started on roblox "Super DoomSpire"
so fun fact ig
What I made today

I turned my favorite plants vs zombies plants into tokens for magic the gathering!
I'm currently making a deck around Insidious Roots, and I thought it would be fun to make my first custom tokens, of course i had to do the plants from plants vs zombies, it's just too funny not to do it during a tournament.
this is the best post ive seen on this discord
god speed to your insidious roots deck
what format?
Sunflower, Peashooter, Wall-nut, Potato mine, Puff-shroom, Chomper, Kernel Pult, Bloomerang, Bonk-Choy, Red Stinger, Rotobaga, Jack O Lantern, and some PVZ Heroes ones
Nice
Pioneer 
This deck is goofy because I just sacrifice my creatures then exile them or bring them back to trigger it, my back up plan is to force my opponent to sacrifice their creatures using Priest of Forgotten Gods. Also this deck is probably the best I've ever seen for Mosswood Dreadknight. I can send you the deck list if you want it :)
Also the deck is surprisingly cheap (except for the lands)
Snow drop, sineapple, galata-cactus, tricarrotropps, banana-sporous rex, ketchup mechanic.
Ah, ketchup mechanic, didn't recognize them but I know them.
Funny name :)
The goofy ahh mosswood deck
Learned last night that apparently the people behind Dragon Ball Abridged made an abridged series for the original FF7, and it’s so fucking funny https://youtu.be/sSkUxUD6xQo?si=pd5MYmQQ2Gazv91r
TeamFourStar (TFS) presents the complete season 1 of Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA).
0:00 - Episode 1
7:32 - Episode 2
14:44 - Episode 3
22:01 - Episode 4
29:50 - Episode 5
35:51 - Episode 6
43:42 - Episode 7
53:38 - Episode 8
1:05:23 - Episode 9
1:14:37 - Episode 10
Final Fantasy VII (FF7) came out in 1997 on the Sony Playstation and...
Posting it here since it's just a photo-negative Red Deck so I wouldn't personally consider it fan art, but
"Negative Deck"
Gain a Negative Joker tag every ante.
-2 Joker Slots
gaming
bro!!! turn on high contrast cards!!!!!
He's playing an old version of Balatro, it didn't have high contrast cards
dang. balatro irl. i got to get that
nice
Stardew Valley 1.6 has been really fun
<@&1133519078540185692> the user left this server (or banned?) but message's still there
deleted 👍
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me: trying to figure out what YT/CC does
thunk: promises quick reply
press: not responding
can someone explain what I need to do or even go for?
for this to be close to balanced it would probably have to be "upon defeating a boss blind", and -3 or similar
each ante = upon defeating a boss blind
is it not?
oh I read round
I'm insane but not that insane
Bingle Bingle just got a huge update and QOL adjustments , I def recommend while in the Balatro Update Waiting Room™️
they added themed drinks for challenge difficulties
lol
anyone here do amateur radio?
doesn't matter if it's yours or not
ah okay
Moving it then
https://youtu.be/55qSVewCieM?si=jzU20YTunspkfWsE
(Poker but backwards, more like playing with the wheel)
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3rd times the charm
Put it here originally, then in videos, and then BACK
I'm being sent everywhere
This is the right spot.
discord mobile be like:





