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hollow shuttle
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I'm not saying it's hard or anything, just that it's not fun

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same with Perkeo

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They're just broken, that's why I don't find them fun

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if I balance it without joke picks, would look like this

dense salmon
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waiting for my knuckles to recharge so I can crack them again

hollow shuttle
dense salmon
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How is wee in B

hollow shuttle
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only really 1 application

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playing 2s

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it's good when you play 2s

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but digging your deck for them does not feel that worth

dense salmon
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Oh, so is this more about how versatile they are in power?

hollow shuttle
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somewhat, yeah

dense salmon
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Like the S tiers can be added to any build

hollow shuttle
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you could say that's how excited I feel when I see them, lol

dense salmon
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I just noticed Idol in S

hollow shuttle
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some of S tier stuff is only good for endless

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I like idol because it breaks face card meta

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you can play 5s

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with hack

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or Aces

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or whatever you want

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baron and trib are obviously very good for both endless and non endless

hollow shuttle
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unlocks Cavendish + very good early game mult

nimble whale
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Perkeo in D is a crime

hollow shuttle
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Well, it isn't a C, D is just for unfun design as I mentioned

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Power wise it is S+++

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I just don't think having such joker is balanced

hollow shuttle
steady lily
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Just read this

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In an interview with PC Gamer, Dave Oshry, head of boomer shooter powerhouse New Blood, acknowledged that it's "rough out there" but also offered a counterpoint that's good to keep in mind: "Since everyone seems to be asking how we continue to do so well amidst the whole industry apparently falling apart⁠ – there's actually a lot of companies doing well, you just don't hear about them in the news amid all the doom and gloom." And it's true; tons of indies are finding success despite the state of the industry. Balatro just sold a million copies in under a month. There are outliers at both ends of the spectrum, but utter collapse is increasingly looking less like an outlier and more like a systemic problem

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Well thats why quality > quantity

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Devs company making shit tons of trash games then no wonder no publisher want it, they just got tired of releasing trash games and doesnt want their reputation gets bad

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They asking themselves why a one man dev sold million of copies while a one team cant? That's because their game sucks

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No hate but truth hurts

hollow shuttle
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The problem can often be in publishers, where they try to rush the release to get the sales going, so I won't make such conclusions

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Another point is that localthunk got incredibly lucky with his game, and he admits that himself. I won't use it as an example that you can hit it big with just a good game

steady lily
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So probably publisher also saw that this game is fcking hit

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The last faith shouldve been a hit also but sadly tons of bugs when it got released

hollow shuttle
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I don't know how do you come to such conclusions tbh, a year ago the game didn't even look close to what it is right now.

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You're assuming balatro got popular just because it's a good game. While that's true, there's a lot of luck involved in a game becoming popular.

Tbh, I don't really know what the article you're mentioning was about, though I strongly disagree with the mentality that it's "always" the developer's fault

hollow shuttle
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Rushing the release, cutting money on testing, this is the recipe for disaster

earnest timber
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Be smart for bigger studios to split off into smaller teams so if their project bombs its not such a finincial loss.

hollow shuttle
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I mean, the article really lays it out for you? I'm not sure how do you come to a conclusion that the problem is in the developers, lol

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The balatro example has a lot of survivorship bias

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and is only brought up to contrast that not everything is fucked

vague plinth
surreal stratus
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the idol is almost never good in any stake runs

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unless you are going really late game it's good

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but you put Ancient Joker in B 💀

hollow shuttle
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and I already explained why the idol is up there

hollow shuttle
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and I already mentioned that B does not mean bad, it means they're above average for me, so it's a positive rating overall

surreal stratus
hollow shuttle
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sure, but wilds make it much less RNG reliant to draw the cards

gray harness
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holy hell, Fry Em Up is playing balatro now!

dense salmon
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yeah baby!!!!

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a meeting between 2 fandoms

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the pvzh community and the balatro community

fiery grotto
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The green chest is a horse

dense salmon
fiery grotto
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true

dense salmon
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whenever shadowbulb will have a arguement against me I will always bring this up

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lol

fiery grotto
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lol

dense salmon
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just like "hey remember the time you did this?"

fiery grotto
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Its an ongoing thing

dense salmon
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thats the only time i've caught it tho

fiery grotto
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Thats cause I normally delete them fast

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but then the computer though I was holding ctrl and opened like 10 tabs, my downloads

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history

ruby ingot
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i love winning

dense salmon
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bro is playing blooket

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(no hate to blooket)

fiery grotto
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I love cheating in class because Im that guy

runic kiln
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How do you even get a 20/20/20 in this game

gleaming slate
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One time my brother said: "Mr.Bones has died for your sins." as a joke

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🙂

ruby ingot
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i upgraded twice

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i may or may not have used a reroll bug(that's hella easy to do) to reroll shops so i can stack toxic waste to give myself X16 multiplier

fiery grotto
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put it in bug reports

ruby ingot
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one of my best starts holy

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my oppenent used their most powerful card twice in a row

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bruh

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my highest damage was like 32k

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i think

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this man is a joke

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this has to be a programming error since the only thing he attacks with is a 12 8 9 orangutan

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he summoned the king

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but i had shield so it doesn't matter

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my guy

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you are kidding

ruby ingot
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i wonder what i shall pick

ruby ingot
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i think i'd win

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BRO SUMMONED 3 KINGS ON ME ARE YOU SERIOUS

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i resetted the game so i can win 4 times in a save

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it works lo

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l

neon dawn
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holy hell

ruby ingot
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should i do blooket's tower of doom except my set is literally luck based

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i need my dose of gambling

old ledge
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Bingle Bingle
like Balatro but with a Roulette
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2789810/Bingle_Bingle/

About Bingle BingleBingle Bingle is a "Roulette Building" game where you can build your own roulette, changing numbers and colors to fit your strategy. You will start with a Normal Roulette and just a simple ball and bet. But as you spin the ball and earn scores to clear rounds, you will have the opportunity to upgrade your roulette, ball, and b...

Price

$9.89

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dark pebble
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Can someone send me 7million jimbo needs funds to gamble more : )

stoic hound
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Someone knows if there is a future plan for steam's discount for the game? 🥺

wispy grotto
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*yoo

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lemme speedrun a match real quick

ruby ingot
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lmfao

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tower of doom is S tier imo

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Cafe is behind a bit

wispy grotto
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cafe is boring

ruby ingot
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i hate the fact they added a daily limit tho

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i found out you can savescum tower of doom and it's hilarious

wispy grotto
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ikr

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bad coding moment

ruby ingot
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i think orangutan in ToD is a programming error

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idk

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bro does only 2 enemies and it's a 99:1 split

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also screw santa claus

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i got hit with 3 kings

wispy grotto
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oof

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i think it's that orangutang loves playing his own card

ruby ingot
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im gonna try getting as many 3 20s as possible

dense kraken
ruby ingot
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counterpoint: i could play it in elementary school so it preps you

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also it's free

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ok i have something really funny to do

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i currently suck at writing essays because the topics are boring as hell, so as a joke if i can't do an essay ill just ask my english teacher if i can submit a custom one in a day(she is usually very chill so most likely say yes). Ik im gonna keep avoiding this problem so i need multiple goofy topics to make long and (semi) meaningful essays on

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I have about 3 but this won't be enough. Any suggestions?

cedar basin
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what genre

ruby ingot
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goofy

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specifically "I tried very hard for something not serious"

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so a topic i can write a pretty long essay on with fun

cedar basin
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that's kinda hard to find

ruby ingot
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For example one of my topics i chose is "What would ACTUALLY happen when you stop time?"

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(yes that's fun to me)

wispy grotto
ruby ingot
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i don't have evidence(cause it's on a laptop that's currently no workie) but my highest damage was 32k when i willing got hit with a max difference of 20

wispy grotto
ruby ingot
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idk the specifics but i do remember using an unlucky card with 0 strength and got hit with a 20 strength king

wispy grotto
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unlucky card? what does that do, i forgot

ruby ingot
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has ass stats

wispy grotto
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oh

ruby ingot
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let's go got the orangutan

wispy grotto
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lmao

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is it when you do the question mark thing and decide to choose between a bad stat unit or take damage thing if it's unlucky logic?

ruby ingot
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yea

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im never doing question mark in my life

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i've never seen anything not unlucky

wispy grotto
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i got lucky before, but i think it isn't 50/50 unless feather

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i think

ruby ingot
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what's ur icon

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in blooket

wispy grotto
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this guy

ruby ingot
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lol

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mine is space poptart looking thing

wispy grotto
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no idea which one ur talking about

ruby ingot
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lemme just

wispy grotto
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oh

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that guy

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i have it

ruby ingot
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getting the one that makes your upgrades more powerful is so hard

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this is a cruel joke

wispy grotto
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1 coin 🙂

ruby ingot
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imo the one that gives X2 if you are lower than 20 health is way better than toxic waste

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toxic goes up to 90 and the heart thing is like 40 at most

wispy grotto
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really depends what the build is

jade echo
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what game is this?

ruby ingot
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one of the best browser school games ever

jade echo
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bloons tower defense 3?

ruby ingot
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*currently

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btd 3 is still the goat

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it's essentially cooler kahoot

dense kraken
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which is the pinnacle of unblocked games-core

dense salmon
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nah you gotta pay for cookie clicker on steam for the genuine experience

ruby ingot
dense salmon
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all the [insert joker name} my beloved things i've made (for now, might make more if people want)

tawny helm
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best way to sort legendaries
A. how happy they look
B. how pointy their hats are
C. how frilly their clothes are
D. colour

dense salmon
tawny helm
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what

dense salmon
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you heard me

dark frigate
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holy shit dragons dogma 2 sucks

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refunded tha t game

cerulean hazel
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critics gave very high marks!!! how so

tidal halo
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someone made claw machine dungeon roguelike and it’s just chefs kiss a lot like Peglin

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I’m so freaking excited for my casino and arcades to be roguelike-ified

earnest timber
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Dragons dogma 2 has been pretty good so far.

I just looked at the reviews and holy SHIT I guess I dodged a lot of the problems

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The dlc shit is kinda atrocious (they did this for Yakuza as well)

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But at least with this everything can just be earned. (Not advocating for it)

sterile yoke
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Honestly dragons dogma doesn't seem like a real name

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It looks like a ligma joke

kindred condor
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Communism actually should be upper c tier imo

gray harness
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tier list of food based jonklers based on how good they'd taste

hollow shuttle
slim hound
unkempt fractal
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One person found my review helpful lol

kindred condor
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i kinda wonder: if animation and sprites get ultra simplified, how small of a game size could balatro be?

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like can we port balatro to a TI84 calculator

wispy grotto
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🤔

prime lava
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where do you draw the line between blue and purple

kindred condor
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probably not

wispy grotto
kindred condor
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can we port balatro to a plug and play raspberry pi

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probably easily enough

kindred condor
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call me oldschool but i LOVEEEE plug and play technology

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bringing a little dinky box to a place

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and bam

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vidyagames

cedar basin
gray harness
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4 is ||objectively|| right

unkempt fractal
normal galleon
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no wait i decided it's 4

jagged nebula
kindred condor
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It literally has a CRT monitor filter

jade echo
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1

ruby ingot
fleet cedar
tawny helm
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actually 5

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i misread

ruby ingot
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why do yall hate the ranger my god

sterile yoke
gray harness
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yes

ruby ingot
tawny helm
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ive been watching balatro university vids and it seems like he encounters final bosses on ante 7 as well as ante 8

tawny helm
tawny helm
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so then its bugged

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yes

brittle portal
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no

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hieroglyph doesn't reroll the showdown if you get it in a8

tawny helm
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wait did he get it in ante 8

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lemme check

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oh yes he did nvm

fiery grotto
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lol

rancid oyster
gray harness
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whar

rancid oyster
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That's my joker

cedar basin
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I take it back I found it

split swallow
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FF7 Rebirth has been so much fun, but holy shit, half of its minigames are way, WAY too damn complicated. They go from a simple side game to needing to become an absolute genius to complete it, and even then you’ll be cutting it incredibly close on your best run, and you still might fail. I really don’t understand game devs trying to make side content so much harder than even late game story bosses.

hollow shuttle
fickle moon
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... yep i have to take a balatro break for this ._.

kindred condor
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Lol there are fake balatro apps on the ios appstore

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They just copy sprites for like solitaire

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Probably would do if balatro devs made a case to get these plagiarisms ceased.

fickle moon
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ok lets be honest anyone with 2+ brain cells can EASILY know that its fake 🤣

hollow shuttle
jade echo
echo shale
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I scored Pi

wispy grotto
normal galleon
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pi thousand rounded down

echo shale
wispy grotto
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for people not in europe tho, that’s another story

echo shale
fiery grotto
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBl2hoA9nU0&ab_channel=MagicTheNoah If you dont watch magic the noah, you are missing out

Use this link to buy the best energy drink: https://gamersupps.gg/magic

Guests:
@lewissmle
@SaltyPhish
@Twobold

for anyone wondering I am aware that @Valefisk released a very similar video to this (it was very good). I've had this video idea since before that but choose to wait after he released his video.

the art for rat wizard and canno...

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Im only 1 hour and 12 minutes in the video and Ive laughed like 50 times

split swallow
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I’ve seen this guy’s videos pop up, but never decided to watch one. I’ve always been more of a Valefisk fan tbh lol

fiery grotto
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I saw them show up and didnt watch them till another youtuber was in the gameshow

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and then I laughed multiple times and was like, "the youtube algorithm was right, I should have watched this guy"

dense salmon
fiery grotto
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I do agree

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Everything is dumb in a great way

dense salmon
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Magic the noah has perfected a dumb thing being great because it's dumb

fiery grotto
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exactly!

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mix it in with dumbness along the way and its great

dense salmon
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loved watching ||the hydra gauntlet|| in the board game made by AI video

fiery grotto
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which one, ||phish's or twobold's?||

dense salmon
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||phish's||

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since it was longer

fiery grotto
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makes sense

dense salmon
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also ||the cannon dwarf being harder then the final boss was very funny||

fiery grotto
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That was also funny, I wanted ||2bold to get all wands for inf damage|| but alas

dense salmon
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it would be a major softlock

fiery grotto
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true

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Im surprised noah didnt do it for the memes

dense salmon
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I imagine noah would just be like "You win the game"

fiery grotto
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I mean after 3 hours

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probably

dense salmon
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the newer the magic the noah video the dumber and funnier it gets

fiery grotto
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So true

dense salmon
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but it being dumb and fun is just how we like it

icy parcel
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a friend showed me this image, he knows me too well

gray harness
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one of the best combos tbh

wispy grotto
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noah makes surprisingly good content

fiery grotto
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ikr!

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I cant wait to torture my friends whrn I grow up for content!

hard forum
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Man…. Theres this game on itchio called Fukuzatsu thats like a physical mutliplayer version of balatro and i want it so bad

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But i don’t think i can convince any family or friends to play it

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Pain

ruby ingot
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I just reinvented triangle numbers and i've never been so proud of math before

tawny helm
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what

ruby ingot
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i saw a random vid about 1+2+3...+50 and i thought "im pretty sure that can be a formula" and i literally just redid triangle numbers without even realizing

tired elk
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I feel like I've seen something like that

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Where it's like

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12+11+10+9...+2+1 as a formula

dense salmon
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There’s a Gauss in the house

tired elk
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Although

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looks like it's an inverse of that

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Oh I know why

tired elk
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It's not related to triangle numbers

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But looking at it now

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The straight checker was a beauty.

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((((hand_values[0]^2)+hand_values[0])/2)-((((hand_values[0]-5)^2)+(hand_values[0]-5))/2)) == hand_values.reduce(sum, 0)

ruby ingot
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m

tired elk
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Could even have compatibility with effects equivalent of Four Fingers and Shortcut

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With minimal logic chance

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I was cooking

hollow magnet
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incredibly based community post from balatro university

dense salmon
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I knew balatro university was based but didn't know it was this based

jagged nebula
dense salmon
dense salmon
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I have a very big announcement

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that everyone needs to hear

terse hinge
dense salmon
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So something has happened that none of you have noticed

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(which kind of surprised me but also didn't)

terse hinge
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what?

dense salmon
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me and executioner had a funny little idea that has been brewing for quite a while a long time ago

brittle portal
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gee i wonder why

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sk and exe teaming up. you're getting shot

dense salmon
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we teamed up and thought hey why not swap places

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we actually had it planned lmao

brittle portal
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actually throwing fr

gray harness
dense salmon
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also if you open the search thing and search from executioner or serial killer it shows both of us lmao

dense salmon
fickle moon
dense salmon
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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

fiery grotto
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Is sand called sand since it is in between the sea and the land?

cedar basin
fiery grotto
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BOOOO

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This makes me hate english even more than I already did

sterile yoke
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however due to the existence of name roles

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we couldn't

dense salmon
sterile yoke
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I can't believe we got away with it at all.

dense salmon
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he says in a very popular server

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people don't pay attention to how we act lmao

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we aren't being monitered by anyone except the mods lol

sterile yoke
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I mean you kinda outted yourself with the flush screenshot and the "I have no challenges done" thing

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considering I play pairs a lot and have talked about golden needle lmao

fiery grotto
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I dont pay attention

sterile yoke
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That’s fair

ruby ingot
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m

sterile yoke
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n

vague plinth
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…emonic!

fiery grotto
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o

ruby ingot
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lol

ruby ingot
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i just remembered ballionaire exists

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i haven't seen the game in forever

fiery grotto
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lol

gray harness
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aaaaaaaa i hate it when my wireless headphones jumpscare me with the "low battery pls charge" repeatedly when it's just at 30% ajdbohdosgf9s

clever sand
fiery grotto
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Its all pluto? always has been

brittle portal
visual sail
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tbh, slot machine roguelike when

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we need the rogue casino

tired elk
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👍

visual sail
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oh my god

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im a dumbass

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😳

ruby ingot
gray harness
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in my case, the headphones are just too loud and I have to use an app to lower the volume, but it doesn't work on the headphones itself for obvious reasons, so it also hurts my ears

dense kraken
visual sail
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based

fiery grotto
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I wonder how long I have to listen to this at 3AM till demons start summoning? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHXuoSqZVOY (Im bored and cant sleep)

00:00:00 - 01) Deathcard Cabin
00:13:05 - 02) The Angler
00:15:32 - 03) The Prospector
00:19:30 - 04) The Trapper
00:21:37 - 05) A Walk in the Woods
00:23:36 - 06) Leshy's Theme
00:27:22 - 07) The Moon
00:29:44 - 08) Long Forgotten Monuments
00:31:52 - 09) The Four Scrybes
00:34:03 - 10) The Temple of the Dead
00:35:57 - 11) The Temple of Beasts...

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fickle moon
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@maiden adder @tacit cloud (free ping to both) i finally got the egg :^)
still cant play balatro (even tho i have been gone for a week) cause being slapped by too many exams D:
(also i still havent done black deck gold stake yet so no reminders today 😆 )

hollow shuttle
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steam reviews are quite funny

fickle moon
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lmao

hollow shuttle
fickle moon
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🤣

high vault
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I’ve been playing 4D Golf and last night I dreamt in 4D

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It was cool as hell

dense salmon
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I had a program open all night now my pc sounds like it's boutta explode

leaden jetty
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More roguelieks you might find in an arcade, claw machine, check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJN-W_Y4EmE

Dungeon Clawler is a Roguelike Claw Machine Deckbuilder. Build your unique deck, fight enemies by grabbing weapons and items from a claw machine and find special artifacts that help you on your quest to reclaim something you lost... Aim carefully to claw your way through this dungeon!
Spend your money on relics and boons to upgrade your run and ...

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dense salmon
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Dungeon Clawer? i'm gonna need that joke to be unmade

lavish torrent
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luckily for you it's Dungeon Claw__l__er

dense salmon
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tarnation

vague plinth
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why are virtually all deckbuilder game names straight outta pun hell?

whole hollow
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to anyone that has played Bingle Bingle, is it worth checking out?

sterile yoke
jagged nebula
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Personal achievement: 2k ores

tawny helm
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hey ez cavendish at least

split swallow
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EZ cavendish? I wish

dense salmon
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if stone joker was good

dense salmon
lavish torrent
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first border i'll be using

leaden jetty
hollow shuttle
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kinda weird cropping ngl

lavish torrent
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cos of the shoulders?

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and the white pixels

whole hollow
dense salmon
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I am balatro now

tired elk
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Finally a use for my 60K steam points

dense salmon
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sadly not enough to spend em all

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but now I can pester my friend with balatrojoker on steam

fiery grotto
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Now all I need is friends

dense salmon
fiery grotto
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are you sure you want that 😈

sterile yoke
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Just be on the same faction as sk

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Simple

fiery grotto
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but sk is a neutral role

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guess Im an sk now

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unless its old TOS1 which Iirc had sk and witch on same team? maybe that was mafia and witch

sterile yoke
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Witch could team with any evil

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As long as town dies

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And they live

dense salmon
fiery grotto
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Its been a while ngl

brittle portal
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because SKs win with each other

gray harness
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ah, great, i found a 1:1 replica of ballthrow for mobile, i just played a bit before uninstalling and it's EXACTLY like the actual game except that the background and the font are ugly

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even the tutorial is replicated 1:1

jade echo
gray harness
ruby ingot
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im sad that my local trampoline park has essentially closed dodgeball(i swear it's always closed even on the peak of the day on the weekends)

hollow shuttle
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Tho cropping the shoulders makes it worse as well

verbal geyser
tough talon
steady lily
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@everyone Just gonna announce this one, There will be STEAM DECK BUILDER FEST APR 1 @10 AM PACIFIC. DONT FORGET TO SUPPORT BALATRO AND ALSO DUNGEONS AND DEGENERATE GAMBLERS

shut totem
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it's already happening

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it actually ends april first

wicked owl
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Guys what do I do

hollow shuttle
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uhh dreamers?

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or what do you mean

fickle moon
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ah yes my favourite spot on the map

vague plinth
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like the rest of us

brittle portal
vague plinth
jagged nebula
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I did a thing (spoiler cuz idk if it's epileptic or not)

proven wigeon
cedar basin
cedar basin
jagged nebula
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thanks you both!

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I have mANY more... just this one is the only animated

jagged nebula
#

and then slapped it together

vague plinth
dense kraken
vague plinth
jagged nebula
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Aaaaand 2nd animated one done!

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I don't think this one is as severe, given only the outermost layer is animated, so I don't think anyone is gonna get epilepsy from this

velvet ledge
#

Hi all I wanted to pop in and ask a question. I got myself a pc setup to a TV and it's a 4k TV but anytime I launch the game with borderless mode it seems to just... disappear. It'll lock up the system too not allowing for any input as if it's in the game until I use something like ctrl alt del or ctrl shift esc and get it force closed with task manager. TV is in 4k but I leave the windows internal res ar 720p (for streaming through moonlight/sunshin) is this.. a know issue or should I post it in the bug section?

dark panther
junior flint
dense salmon
velvet ledge
little oasis
#

this is the most random question ever, but does anyone know is this is a valid math statement thingy

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ik thats not a proof of it

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but like

still laurel
#

do you want like a translation of it, or what?

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it looks like it's cut off

dense salmon
#

For all values of a and b,
Such that a + b = n,
And a, b, and n are all natural numbers,
And a × b = c,
Find the maximum value of c when a - b is at a minimum?

still laurel
#

Z is integers, but yeah

tawny helm
jade echo
little oasis
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I’m trying to say that c will be at a maximum when a-b is at a minimum

verbal geyser
jade echo
#

goes hard

fiery grotto
#

Ive been watching memes for the past hour about random geography or scientific things, and I am fascinatedly concerned

jade echo
#

i dont get it

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why are they showing a picture of a centipede

fiery grotto
#

Its a millipede

#

the tree is just stretched on the side that you cant see

placid juniper
fiery grotto
#

Its actually an octopus

#

it being the tree looking thing

charred vortex
#

Batman

charred vortex
#

Made this outta scrape the other day what'd think?

sacred radish
#

did Balatro get a negative review from that "Obey the Fist" guy yet? it's a rite of passage for indie titles

vague plinth
#

and into actually playing that shiz. his output is nothing short of impressing

safe cliff
rancid oyster
#

I absolutely love the game. I hope it makes 50 million. I also hope the copy version in Google play store gets sued

safe cliff
#

if the google play store copy is literally someone stealing the source code, recompiling it in löve and pushing it to play store before the official version... i'm sure it will be pulled very soon

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I just hope someone doesn't do what happened with clicker heroes, where a company in another country which doesn't care about international trademarks literally trademarked the game in their local language, stole the flash game code, decompiled/recompiled it themselves and sold it on local app stores in said country... and it was all PERFECTLY LEGAL

#

if balatro's publisher is on top of things they should have done all the local and international trademarks already

gray harness
#

this reminded me of the game that was a 1:1 copy of Mindustry, but with ads lmao

#

there was literally no diference at all, everything was the same, everything, it's just that it had ads

split swallow
#

Supermarket Simulator scratches such a niche itch for me lol. Dunno why I like store management simulators, but haven’t heard about a good one since Shoppe Keep, so Supermarket Sim is super fun lol

fiery grotto
#

Pick a number from 1-100

split swallow
#

47

lucid isle
gray harness
vital cosmos
tawny helm
plain cedar
#

57

queen lynx
#

37

opal veldt
#

21

vague plinth
old forum
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69

hollow shuttle
#

It was probably inevitable either way one day or another, but that was definitely something

#

I do feel bad for thunk with all this shit happening, when he just wants to make a fun game

vague plinth
hollow shuttle
#

Maybe already taken down

#

If you search it on Google there's a link to some app in top results but it is deleted already

brittle portal
shut totem
#

10

terse hinge
#

gotta love fibinacci decimals

jade narwhal
ashen oasis
#

63

fickle moon
jagged nebula
earnest timber
#

1

plain cedar
brittle portal
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seal i will murder you

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both here and tosa

plain cedar
#

Oh right

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WAIT THATS YOU

#

Hi myst

molten pond
plain cedar
#

?

brittle portal
#

?

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I know them from another server, calm down

plain cedar
#

Me and Myst go way back

molten pond
#

Uhm okay

#

I was just laughing at the situation

plain cedar
#

I dont really look at usernames

molten pond
#

It shows lol

plain cedar
#

I usually just look at pfps to see who im talking to but I think myst recently changed it cuz I dont recognize it

brittle portal
#

desaturation

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it was purple which youd prolly recognize

plain cedar
#

Ah yeah

#

But also I dont really expect someone I know from a different server to be here lmao

#

So I wasnt really thinking about it

brittle portal
#

lma

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spem was also here the other day

plain cedar
#

I also sometimes see eti here

#

Its weird

earnest timber
#

Always a weird occurrence. Just makes me think "small world"

safe cliff
fiery grotto
#

I forgot I said this and come home from my trip to see 7 pings

jagged nebula
#

lmfao

gray harness
#

average pvz1 """difficult""" mod (it's just spam bullshit)

jade echo
junior raven
#

Balatro Preset in Rocket League? (decal - Bedeviled) animated*

fiery grotto
#

I saw something that looked like dusk joker this morning

robust yoke
#

byebye

normal galleon
#

lotharbot, if you put your messages in threads i might not notice them.

fiery grotto
#

officially just 2 more days

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or atleast in est

#

till april fools

dense kraken
#

ew, dont use ai art

desert ivy
dense kraken
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

tawny helm
#

im watching spectred's proving grounds vid and holy crap this is cursed

jade echo
#

whats cursed

tawny helm
#

do you not notice the black hole

#

in an arcana pack

timber oyster
#

Probably Omen Globe + hitting the 0.3%

jade echo
#

yeah they probs had omen globe

#

you know black hole is a spectral right

tawny helm
#

yes

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but its cursed seeing one in an arcana

jade echo
#

when the voucher does the thing it says it does

tawny helm
#

????

verbal geyser
brittle portal
#

pixel arting in ibis????

verbal geyser
#

Ye

lament quiver
verbal geyser
verbal geyser
hollow shuttle
neat crypt
#

could anyone help me with slang English?

dense salmon
#

Yeah?

gray harness
#

I DID IT
I DID IT AAFJAFKQTKAHKSHLWTIWKHDDS

fiery grotto
#

QUICK!!! Name a joker that gives chips directly but does not have blue in it's art (spoiler your answers):

fiery grotto
#

Bonus points: the joker can not have a b in it

terse hinge
#

||arrowhead|| debatable whether it's purple or dark blue in the background but it should work

fiery grotto
#

nah its definitely purple, good job!

visual sail
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||stone joker smh||

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Wait no I'm dumb

#

Why did I think it was all grayscale

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Nvm

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||bull is the real answer||

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I think

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Iirc no blue on it

dense kraken
#

||scary face?||

visual sail
#

Yknow it's so dumb how there is no chip themed legendary

#

Wonder how good yorick would be if it was +1000 chips instead of x5 mult

river frost
#

Alas

hollow shuttle
#

cuz ||scholar||

visual sail
#

If we go with that logic, all of the ||retriggers|| count ||except hack||

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Unless you play like a full debuffed hand

hollow shuttle
#

ye then only 1

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tho, it says directly, directly could mean that ||retriggers|| don't count, because it's not giving chips directly

fiery grotto
#

I changed it to directly after to specifically target hack, dusk, and hanging chad

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forgot that means scholar doesnt work

#

or arrowhead/scary face

visual sail
#

So banner and bull are it

#

That's the only wae

#

B jokers ftw

hollow shuttle
#

forgot the bull completely tbh

tawny helm
#

nope nobody saw that

#

wait nvm

#

that has blue

#

i misunderstood

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||banner then||

south bronze
#

I mean, Luck be a Landlord was last year

fiery grotto
#

Everybody: great art takes time
Me: Screw that

split swallow
#

Damn, I haven’t watched 5up in a good while

fiery grotto
#

I watch them off and on

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I made the art during a subathon they did

split swallow
#

Yeah, I watched a lot of 5up back when Among Us was super popular. Nowadays, I only watch ChilledChaos when it comes to Among Us lol

fiery grotto
#

lol

dense kraken
#

a toothache and dehydration make for a HORRIBLE combo

#

do not recommend

dense kraken
#

it's very not fun

fiery grotto
#

have you tried turning it off and on /j

dense kraken
#

turning your brain off tends to not go well

fiery grotto
#

I do that at school

sullen elm
#

can either of you pick a random pokemon for me?

dense kraken
#

mewtwo

sullen elm
#

dang

dense kraken
#

idk i dont pokemon much

sullen elm
#

i want to add a random one to my team but dont know what to pick

brittle portal
#

lurantis

dense kraken
#

anyway i ended up taking some tylenol

#

the toothache is a little better

#

the dehydration not so much

fiery grotto
#

Well I hope you get better

dense kraken
#

ty

fiery grotto
#

We have known eachother for a while, kinda, ish,

#

idk Im tired, its almost midnight

sour oasis
#

lavabSnadsnash 🚿

visual sail
viscid gale
#

what do you all think of my keyboard layout?

#

(note: this is genuinely the actually keyboard that i type on.. been doing it for over 1.5 years now. at this point i dont really know how to use qwerty anymore lol)

shut totem
#

could work?

fickle moon
viscid gale
#

its just a pink and blue gradient

fickle moon
#

" i see red on the far right "

viscid gale
#

other then the spacebar which has a dead blue led, there isnt any red

#

pink just looks red sometimes, cuz like, its litteraly light red

fickle moon
#

" so weird to see pink like over 50% of the keyboard "

viscid gale
#

its a wave effect, so it moves accrose the keybord. (but i did make the pink part bigger cuz i really like the colour pink)

#

also, out of curiosity, why do you wrap all your text in " "

fickle moon
viscid gale
#

sorry, should have looked to see if it said somewhere first

oblique linden
fiery grotto
#

I forgot, someone on this server used dvorak keys for their keyboard

#

I dont remember who though, maybe it was stupid or something

hollow shuttle
#

nah

#

I am using qwerty

fiery grotto
#

it was evab

dense kraken
fickle moon
fiery grotto
#

I should pull my autoclicker on blooket tower of doom

viscid gale
fiery grotto
#

bro

#

you dont even have wasd in right positions

viscid gale
#

We just use WASE to play games

fiery grotto
#

wh

#

@ mods ban this person for weird keyboard layout

pulsar basalt
#

which layout is that?

gray harness
#

finally!
not that i cleared the area but it's something

viscid gale
pulsar basalt
#

wheel of fortune bonus round layout

dense kraken
pulsar basalt
#

lol

#

I realized "this is a balatro server" after I said it so I added the gif lmao

dense kraken
#

that would explain it

gray harness
fiery grotto
#

nice

#

took me a second to realize XD

fiery grotto
dense kraken
#

shadow you cant repost yourself

fiery grotto
#

yes I can

#

This is a democracy

#

also its a different shadowbulb (trust)

#

they arent a glitch hunter

dense kraken
#

ah makes sense

#

mbmb

worldly tusk
#

Yo, any riichi/mahjong players in here?

ashen granite
#

ULTIMAHJONG implements standard Riichi Mahjong, and a lot more. Have you ever been fishing Daisangen, only for your boring opponents to hold onto 3 of the white dragons? Now you can slip another into your hand and wow 1 yakuman 32000 points please! Or maybe you're wating on a 3-sou you can't seem to draw. What if you could convert the next sou y...

Release Date

Q4 2024

▶ Play video
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I love riichi

worldly tusk
#

Real talk, if we get some peeps, I'd love to play a game on autotable with y'all

ashen granite
#

most of my mahjong friends play on mahjong soul

#

(i.e. all of my mahjong friends)

worldly tusk
#

I would play it but too many anime girls

ashen granite
#

I've become desensitised to them at this point

#

also, I'd highly recommend checking out ULTIMAHJONG if you're a fan of mahjong and in the Balatro discord

#

imo it's a bit rough around the edges, but it has a ton of potential

worldly tusk
#

Who says I haven't already XD

#

I got 2½ hours left of work, I'd be down for some minefield on autotable if no one else is interested

#

When I get home, at least

jade echo
#

yakuza fans popping off

worldly tusk
#

I'm not even a yakuza fan, I just love riichi

#

But yeah, if anyone here wants to play a game in about 2½ hours, could be 4p, sanma, minefield, even washizu, lemme know

#

I'd love to play against actual peeps

worldly tusk
ashen granite
#

only the mahjong soul server really

worldly tusk
#

Might fuck around and start playin that ngl
Is it free on pc?

#

Oh, it's a BROWSER game!

#

Based

visual sail
#

tbh i feel like learning stuff outside of qwerty

#

would help having a stupid osu!mania key layout that confuses people

#

yes, i play with TFXO, whats it to you

fiery grotto
#

lol

timber oyster
fiery grotto
#

LOL

#

thats fire

timber oyster
fiery grotto
#

I wish I understood the joke 🥲 😭

timber oyster
#

Ace of Spades is a movie reference for which the movie name I can't recall even in Chinese, let alone English.
18oak refers to the "Four Quads" hand in mahjong but illegal moves made every tile including the remaining pair the same tile.

fiery grotto
#

big brain

#

Happy april fools day btw

brittle portal
#

happy day

#

go play some modded balatro :)

fiery grotto
#

Ive been doing that all week

#

I havent played aby normal balatro in so long lol

dense kraken
#

sixty suits best mod fr

brittle portal
fickle moon
small badge
#

Where would one post a screenshot of the game just to share something that happened?

wooden trout
#

Has someone done a meme like this? My latest endless ended to a high card queen.

lament quiver
#

April fools ended(UTC+9)

lucid isle
lament quiver
#

lol

tepid obsidian
timber oyster
#

Time zone actually makes the whole range of 31 March to 2 April dangerous for April Fools shenanigans. 31Mar is especially dangerous for those in UTC minus side and so does 2 Apr for those in UTS plus side.

lavish torrent
terse hinge
#

rare achievement lul

#

also more people should play shogun showdown

#

it's a rouglike but with more emphasis on the turn based strategy and less emphasis on setting up a "build"

#

well maintaining the op build being possible if you really want to interact with that

#

but any strat could work

eternal rivet
#

the illusion of free choice

wispy grotto
#

how bout the chariot to the left 🤔

hybrid cypress
hollow shuttle
#

also increasing fool stats

fiery grotto
#

my joker stats got rekt with my new mr bones bug

#

rocket I use to only have like 50 on and mr bones like 20, and now look at them

dim fulcrum
wispy grotto
#

i love the brand new discord lootboxes 🤩

fiery grotto
#

XD

hot hedge
#

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2881650/Content_Warning/ temporarily free game from one of my favorite devs, looks like phasmophobia and lethal company had a baby

Get famous or die trying! Content Warning is a co-op horror game where you film spooky stuff with your friends to try and go viral. Squad up, customize your face with the ASCII face customiser, buy some gear and use the diving bell to go down to the Old World! Down there you’ll encounter scary physics-animated monsters, cursed relics and other a...

Price

$7.99

▶ Play video
hollow wind
#

balatro deck tierlist

sterile yoke
#

Nebula aint in F tier, inaccurate

#

(I really hate nebula)

fiery grotto
#

facts

sterile yoke
#

Like nebula took me so long to gold stake

#

It wasnt even funny

#

The majority of it was on its orange stake

fiery grotto
#

I havent even tried playing a GAME of nebula

sterile yoke
#

Its just not fun at all

#

From my experience

fiery grotto
#

or I tried but it just seemed like worst deck of nothing

sterile yoke
#

i had more fun with painted and black deck

gaunt delta
#

I don't think it's based on gold stake

sterile yoke
#

Yeah I can see that

#

But my vendetta against nebula will never die

fiery grotto
#

If it is then paint deck should go up imo

sterile yoke
#

Im changing my parentheses to nebula hater

#

Screw it

solar mortar
#

Where i ate yesterday. A hole in the walk place that makes delicious bbq

gray harness
# sterile yoke Nebula aint in F tier, inaccurate

trueeeeeee
makes 2 jonklers (vagabond and cartomancer (or 3, idk if campfire counts but i guess it gets kinda worse)) and 2 vouchers (crystall ball and observatory) weaker just for 1 redeemed voucher

sterile yoke
#

it also makes priestess and emperor worse

#

priestess you aren't missing out much on

#

but emperor not printing a 2nd tarot is huge

gray harness
#

ok, so we got:
-2 (maybe 3) jonklers become weaker
-2 vouchers get worse, and one of them is supposed to be an upgrade of the voucher that the deck redeems beforehand
-2 tarot cards become worse

#

all for 1 fucking voucher

#

change the -1 consumable slot to celestial packs cannot appear balatrojoker

dense kraken
#

green and nebula are tied for worst

#

then painted

#

then black

river frost
#

Erratic Deck is X Tier

jade echo
#

fortuno sketch

#

bonus animation

shut totem
#

i should make a legendary

jade echo
#

ronald mc donald legendary

#

makes you eat a burger when you score a flush

verbal geyser
jade echo
#

swaggin

verbal geyser
#

I finally reskin finish

(Sorry for some poorly animation lol)

sterile yoke
#

Thats cool as hell

verbal geyser
#

And some boss blind is a dice
Because i run out of idea lol

jade echo
#

they're all very charming

verbal geyser
#

I might update all random dice boss reskin soon

Because i have fever lul

#

Stfu

hollow shuttle
wispy grotto
#

lmao

jagged nebula
#

oh wait directly

fiery grotto
#

you can do it

jagged nebula
#

uhhh

#

If we ignore the lipstick then both ||Devious|| and ||Clever|| count.

#

But like there's realistically 3?

#

And from what I saw all 3 have already came up as answers so can't really bring any new answers

#

'less we count ||Plasma Deck when mult is higher than chips||

fiery grotto
#

XD

#

there is only 3 realistically

jagged nebula
#

the first art of the funny esix

verbal geyser
#

Cute!

jagged nebula
#

Thanks!

#

I also did Buffsuki

verbal geyser
jagged nebula
#

and also an OC of mine, Esci!

#

We can't also forget about Hexerade! (Someone asked me to do this one)

verbal geyser
#

All cute!

jagged nebula
#

Thank you!

#

I also redesigned someone's bloon concept (previously it was just a pink moab)

verbal geyser
#

Pain

jagged nebula
#

yes I do be a jack of a lotta trades

jagged nebula
verbal geyser
#

It a balatro
But random dice reskin

verbal geyser
jagged nebula
#

speaking of cookie clicker

#

sans cookie

verbal geyser
#

xD

jagged nebula
#

he was too lazy to make an actual cookie themed after himself

#

so he got a normal plain cookie, poorly dyed it blue, and wrote "sans" with chocolate on it

verbal geyser
#

xD

#

Hmm
Chemicals.

jagged nebula
#

but do you expect him to put him any effort from differenciating them as a skeleton

verbal geyser
#

Yea lol
sansTrombone

jagged nebula
#

as in the ore that Phoenix SC created

#

some other thingamajigs I also did

brittle portal
#

what are those icons for

sterile yoke
#

Those look kinda cool

jagged nebula
#

Idol, Speedrunner, Nurse and Knifer

#

Not actually used for any game, just my take on them

brittle portal
#

ic

nova tinsel
#

Game Maker's Toolkit released a video on Belatro an hour ago!! And he included a screenshot of the 1 million copies sold post... So he's part of this Discord group! Walking among us! 😮

#

... Or possibly that message was posted in other places and he isn't in this Discord group. But still! A GMT video on Belatro! Hurrah! ☺️

tired elk
#

He did show the website used to calculate hands

#

Very unlikely to know about it without seeing people talk about it in the discord.

pulsar basalt
#

has this server been having any bot troubles recently? another server im in is getting them daily O.o

spare leaf
#

Not too bad here, but I’ve seen lots of bots getting biffed in other servers.

pulsar basalt
#

😔

hollow shuttle
#

like at least 1 per day from what I see

#

sometimes multiple per day

#

if you search this exact string <@&1133519078540185692> you should be able to find how often, lol

fiery grotto
#

Oooff

#

atleast we have pretty activate mods, you just do @ mods and one of them is there! They are so cool like that balatroheart

lavish torrent
#

have they set up automod yet

fiery grotto
#

idk

limber stump
#

Did anybody else just get a PM from @fiery pine ?

#

I need them to pass a litnus test first.

lavish torrent
#

not yet

limber stump
#

could be a bot, joined feb 24 and tried to say hi, they have no idea who i am

#

just want everybody to be careful

dense salmon
#

Can someone get the card and enhancement sprite sheets?

jade echo
#

can you tell i like megaman

fiery grotto
#

lol

#

nice

hollow shuttle
#

#🎨・fan-art message @silver tapir there isn't such a scaling build that would outpace endless anyways. Calculator is useful to know when to start using glass and how much glass do you need

#

Plus to know the limit of your build

neon mantle
# limber stump could be a bot, joined feb 24 and tried to say hi, they have no idea who i am

Thanks for calling this out. If anyone here gets DM'd out of the blue, definitely proceed with caution. If you suspect a bot/spam/etc, you can DM any of the mods that are online (or ping mods if it is something more like people posting spam/troll content in the main channels). I know y'all know this, but always use caution when being approached by someone you don't know.

high gorge
#

made this giif last night

#

have a feeling some will like it

jagged nebula
#

I do

uneven lark
#

favorited frame one

#

thank you for this piece of art

fiery grotto
#

I miss the olden days when we glitched to negative hands and went into ante 9 when max was 6 🥲

fickle moon
meager cave
fickle moon
#

hey the little gros is learning from his brother 😄

fiery grotto
#

10/10 pick

#

I just realized the cavendish is in the opposite direction as the gros michel

#

one got the mothers gene and the other got the fathers

leaden jetty
#

In this font, words don't look right. This says doob-ul when I read it not double

fiery grotto
#

I see double, which is probably even scarier than seeing doob-ul

whole hollow
#

cobalt core is good fun

jagged nebula
#

does anybody have any roblox game recommendations?

fiery grotto
wispy grotto
tidal halo
brittle portal
fiery grotto
#

so fun fact ig

charred vortex
#

What I made today

jagged nebula
#

Your son

#

take good care of him

jade echo
subtle perch
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I turned my favorite plants vs zombies plants into tokens for magic the gathering!

I'm currently making a deck around Insidious Roots, and I thought it would be fun to make my first custom tokens, of course i had to do the plants from plants vs zombies, it's just too funny not to do it during a tournament.

jade echo
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god speed to your insidious roots deck

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what format?

jagged nebula
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Nice

jade echo
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pizza tower art study

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with the scion of fortuno, the galactic gambler!

jagged nebula
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I love his red eyes going circles

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red eye

subtle perch
# jade echo what format?

Pioneer egg
This deck is goofy because I just sacrifice my creatures then exile them or bring them back to trigger it, my back up plan is to force my opponent to sacrifice their creatures using Priest of Forgotten Gods. Also this deck is probably the best I've ever seen for Mosswood Dreadknight. I can send you the deck list if you want it :)

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Also the deck is surprisingly cheap (except for the lands)

subtle perch
jagged nebula
subtle perch
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Funny name :)

jade echo
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The goofy ahh mosswood deck

subtle perch
split swallow
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Learned last night that apparently the people behind Dragon Ball Abridged made an abridged series for the original FF7, and it’s so fucking funny https://youtu.be/sSkUxUD6xQo?si=pd5MYmQQ2Gazv91r

TeamFourStar (TFS) presents the complete season 1 of Final Fantasy 7: Machinabridged (FF7MA).

0:00 - Episode 1
7:32 - Episode 2
14:44 - Episode 3
22:01 - Episode 4
29:50 - Episode 5
35:51 - Episode 6
43:42 - Episode 7
53:38 - Episode 8
1:05:23 - Episode 9
1:14:37 - Episode 10

Final Fantasy VII (FF7) came out in 1997 on the Sony Playstation and...

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jagged nebula
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Posting it here since it's just a photo-negative Red Deck so I wouldn't personally consider it fan art, but
"Negative Deck"
Gain a Negative Joker tag every ante.
-2 Joker Slots

kindred berry
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gaming

tall pivot
jagged nebula
devout pecan
fickle moon
tired elk
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Stardew Valley 1.6 has been really fun

hollow shuttle
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<@&1133519078540185692> the user left this server (or banned?) but message's still there

leaden jetty
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deleted 👍

jade echo
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but i wanted cheap sports equipment

hollow shuttle
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🗿

simple current
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me: trying to figure out what YT/CC does

thunk: promises quick reply
press: not responding

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can someone explain what I need to do or even go for?

rigid nexus
jagged nebula
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is it not?

rigid nexus
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oh I read round

jagged nebula
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I'm insane but not that insane

rigid nexus
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makes me think of another deck: loses one random card per round

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forgetful deck

jagged nebula
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What a coincidence

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I am therevengeforget

tidal halo
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Bingle Bingle just got a huge update and QOL adjustments , I def recommend while in the Balatro Update Waiting Room™️

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they added themed drinks for challenge difficulties

fiery grotto
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lol

cerulean kelp
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anyone here do amateur radio?

lavish torrent
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doesn't matter if it's yours or not

unreal kernel
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ah okay

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Moving it then

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https://youtu.be/55qSVewCieM?si=jzU20YTunspkfWsE

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3rd times the charm

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Put it here originally, then in videos, and then BACK

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I'm being sent everywhere

neon mantle
fiery grotto
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Id be confused also, its ok

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though also Im perpetually confused

wispy grotto
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discord mobile be like: