🎙・server-chat

[wary torrent]

is that gao ming from gao ming

[raw matrix]

thirty two

[kind ibex]

holy

just pulled a natural negative triboulet

[tight forge]

gang

[swift bane]

would the server gain plus 500,000 mult if i sacrificed to the dagger

[delicate lark]

I am at the club!

Tung tung

[swift bane]

NO

Stop

[flint carbon]

server population currently x 500,000

[valid ridge]

Wuzzup

This music is peak

holy

[nova shore]

🦗

[thorn kettle]

Hi

[last mountain]

balatro was invented by ball a. troe in his home in utah

he was roommates with joe metri desh btw

[scenic sail]

is there a wiki i can check

[solemn elm]

balatro.wiki

[stone onyx]

wikis were invented by big wiki to sell more free encyclopediae that anyone can edit

[solemn elm]

charities were invented by volunteers to profit off of your generosity

instead you should give your money to Amazon

[red pewter]

yes, master bezos, take all of my monthly salary

[green tendon]

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

[elder hemlock]

i love vandalizing the wiki titled "vandalism" on the school wifi

[atomic bluff]

Yo should we copy chad or photograph??

I had 2 brainstorms

[green tendon]

in that case generally photo

but if the first card is glass, chad

[elfin cradle]

depends on our sells values

[frail grotto]

Y'all It doesn't matter if you spell it as canon or cannon. Both destroy ships anyway

[valid ridge]

When the hell did i play 4 hour- ohh thats how they get you

Anyway the ui is amazing

4 hours of failing

[pulsar yoke]

hi

[fathom prairie]

hi any for play

[little plinth]

sneezes

[fathom prairie]

ZPKGC

[valid ridge]

Is the retrigger all face cards thing good? or should i just not buy anything

[cobalt sonnet]

pikmin 18,000,000,011

[proven valve]

Hello everyone

[sly sleet]

Yo

[rare haven]

guys how do i report a bug

my friend found something

[long atlas]

the channel named #1200105253559873707

[delicate harness]

bruh there needs to be a go back button when u accidentally exit shop

[fathom prairie]

pvp?

[delicate harness]

no just normal balatro

[zinc moon]

Wenas noches

[thorny crown]

hello my buddy and I are trying to 2v2 balatro, hoes does this work its our first time

[undone tiger]

Ayo guys I made a Joker list for Jokers I want in the next update, should I share it?
I wanna see your opinion on it

[tranquil quiver]

yeah its really good, although in combination with jokers that do stuff to face cards (like photograph, smiley face, scary face) or if you have like enhanced face cards

[true fable]

It does work

Dw twin

[signal surge]

albert

[crystal fulcrum]

Wdym "are you a bot? Yes"

[nocturne lance]

well? are you? 😂

[crystal fulcrum]

Im tempted to choose "yes" to unlock the special cutscene

[glad oriole]

its not a special cutscene

you just gain access to #ceremonial-dagger which bans those who send messages in it

[crystal fulcrum]

Yea i guess, it was a joke but thanks😭

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🦍

[tame eagle]

your wee

[burnt crater]

dagger is almost at 500 bans

who wants to be 500th!!!

[undone tiger]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1509312056258461747
Guys check this Joker out, be honest

[long atlas]

does anyone know what this turned into, if its even out yet?

[brisk bear]

i saw rarran do a vid on drafting the balatro cards what mod did he use

[vagrant valley]

Balatro Balatrez esta jugando a Balatro

[solemn elm]

Balatro balatrez

[vagrant valley]

[burnt crater]

I think it's just called draft

On mod manager

[pliant sedge]

Ouija should not eat hand size

Is that a hot take?

[brisk bear]

yeah thank you

[glad oriole]

maybe

[brisk bear]

anyone know what the best possible 5 joker combo is

with any custom deck

[pliant sedge]

Like I think it doesn’t make sense

Having it have the same restriction as ecto is bonkers

[undone tiger]

baron + mime + 3 bp

[glad oriole]

any you say

[brisk bear]

yeah like steel redseal polychrome

i have a question does polychrome work if its in your hand and not played

[glad oriole]

counter question

does glass work in your hand if not played

no?

[brisk bear]

no

[glad oriole]

there's your answer

[brisk bear]

oh

[glad oriole]

for something to activate in your hand it has to specify held in hand

[brisk bear]

do you know what the best joker for destorying cards is

cause im drafting cards with my freind and i need a good card to deck fix

and i alr have dna

[glad oriole]

hum

how many jokers are ya drafting

[brisk bear]

10 but i can make arrangements

[glad oriole]

cuz an early vagabond can be very strong deckfixing

otherwise trading card is quite powerful

easy money

easy deckfixing

[brisk bear]

ima go with that

[glad oriole]

alrighty

[hybrid vine]

When is the movie coming out?

[keen epoch]

she joker on my balatro

[serene radish]

When is the movie coming out?

Balatro movie.

[nocturne lance]

til I cashout

[supple falcon]

You had 2 hands so +2 dollars

[teal nimbus]

top 10 jokers that I don't like to use (doesn't mean I think they're bad just annoying to use)

1. seance, if you get it when you've already started to fix your deck it doesn't really do too much
2. ride the bus, feels almost like a permanent plant
3. square joker, the scaling feels unrewarding and slow
4. red card
5. vampire, since the nerf he doesn't feel too great to use
6. bull
7. bootstraps
8. flowerpot
9. campfire (I just hate it ok?)
10. obelisk (because pivoting is difficult sometimes)

[fluid arch]

yea the main problem with seance is that playing straights doesn't really benefit from the deck manipulation that spectral cards do

[teal nimbus]

yeah only sigil benefits it

but at least u can copy it with blueprint and brainstorm

[fluid arch]

ur sleeping on square joker tho, that thing can carry

[teal nimbus]

I know it's good

I just hate using it

it doesn't feel rewarding

[fluid arch]

big hands billy over here

red card is also good but supremely unfun yea

[teal nimbus]

I mean if I get it early game I will definitely try to use it

but it's kind of just like

[fluid arch]

yea you don't take it past ante 2

[teal nimbus]

idk how to explain it but groker feels juicier when he scales

I love groker

but do I love him more than certificate?

[fluid arch]

I do hate playing with obelisk

that might be my least fav

[teal nimbus]

ob*lisk

[fluid arch]

vampire is amazing still tho bc its so easy to create modified cards

[teal nimbus]

I've definitely gotten more value out of obelisk than flower pot

[teal nimbus]

he's great but I just don't like using him

cause it's like

best case scenario: "Let's go Midas vampire time to scale tf out of vampire"
average case scenario: "Ok well I didn't really care about that wild card so it's whatever"
worst case scenario: "Either he takes away my glass cards and I lose or I sell him and I lose"

[long atlas]

i actually agree with most of these!
aside from rtb, all the others i either partially agree with but can totally see the unfun value of or fully agree of the don’t like to use

personally (crucify me if you want) i don’t like burglar

[glad oriole]

permanent plant is easy

just dont play face cards

they arent good anyway

mfs will spam face card builds every run and then cry "unfair" when they lose to the boss blind designed to counter such builds

[long atlas]

“b-but my photochad 🥺”

the day i graduated from photochad flushslop into grimbo pairslop was the day i found joy in life

[glad oriole]

truth nuke

[nocturne lance]

BUT MY PHOTOCHAAAD THINK OF THE X2 MULITPLIER

[glad oriole]

photochad is 8x

[long atlas]

Top 3 sentences to kill a victorian child with jesus christ also hello guys im jandom’s fiancée who knows jack shit about the game

How is everyone

[glad oriole]

hello

i am 93'sx dk/@0.

chat is this larp

[long atlas]

Glad to hear! I’m personally feeling ijn9wkla0

[glad oriole]

wowie wow wow

[slender grail]

Hi I just Wonne my first ever run I did it with Jelow Deck and I had a Half Joker 2 Photographs a Brainstorm and a Cavendisch

[neon mulch]

Latrow

[steel tangle]

awesome

[green tendon]

Obelisk is my fav rare

[teal nimbus]

☹️

[teal nimbus]

yeah no i dont gaf if its good its just unfun for me

[lofty cedar]

Have a maybe noob question

[green tendon]

I agree on the rest though besides squimbo

[lofty cedar]

Oh can't add image here guess I'll just ask

[green tendon]

You can in #🕹・game-discussion

[teal nimbus]

straights and flushes lose like 25% of the cards if u use rtb

not that its bad but its just annoying

[green tendon]

rtb is a pairslop joker

[teal nimbus]

i know

I hate pairslop cause it doesn't feel rewarding if that makes sense

squimbo isnt bad i just dont like using it

it doesnt feel juicy if that makes sense

[green tendon]

Same I prefer playing other strats

[teal nimbus]

I would be lying if I said using them is just as fun as using photochad and turning off my brain

[hallow venture]

dude im bored af

[short goblet]

Is there any way to Play Modded Balatro on mobile?

[vivid island]

no

#📜・modding-rules rule 4

[valid ridge]

Why do i have 2 joker stencils bro holy

Just got 32k points with 4 mult aces in ante 3

This might be the run i beat the game lwk

Nvm stencil got too inconsisten lost on ante 7

[sly sleet]

I LOVE GAMBLING

[valid ridge]

Literally woke up shaking today cuz i couldn't wait to play balatro

Thats called dedication

[sly sleet]

Hell yeah

[wheat grove]

Lets go gambling audio here

[solemn elm]

autism be damned

im like that with domekeeper rn

[valid ridge]

How am i supposed to get 300k points mann

GG Ante 8 bossfight got me

only managed to get half the points

Ill blame it on my luck

[torpid ivy]

Bonjour ! Y a-t-il un français assez calé sur le jeu pour répondre à ma question svp ? J'ai raté mon tout premier Neneif à cause d'un truc tout bête, je n'ai pas réussi à trouver la blinde boss "The serpent" malgré mes 800 golds de rerolls. Je précise également que cette blinde boss je m'en étais servis quelques 2-3 ante auparavant sinon j'étais cuit. Et au moment de vouloir faire mon Neneif impossible de tomber dessus, j'ai reroll tout mon argent mais ça tournait qu'entre 4-5 blinde boss au total sans pouvoir retrouver toutes les autres

[solemn elm]

this server is english only

[wheat grove]

I understand some of it

Not all of it but some

Especially the serpent

[tacit sage]

All the reactions in #ceremonial-dagger make it hard to see the actual message, especially on mobile. Somebody could easily have none of the text on screen, not know, send a message, and get banned.

[tawny pasture]

Just don't go in there?

[vital ferry]

yk rule 4 is rlly stupid like it's still modding

[elder hemlock]

is modding discussion allowed for the steam deck

[lusty junco]

Yes

The steam deck is a computer, so it's exactly like modding balatro on any other computer

[lusty junco]

On android yes, but due to the rules of this server I may not be able to tell you how

[short goblet]

I’m on Apple

[lusty junco]

You may or may not be out of luck, I'm not entirely sure. Either way, you're unfortunately on your own here

[torpid ivy]

Yes i'm sorry but i don't find french server on discord :/

[drifting nova]

yo im tryna make a joke birthday video for my best friend so im getting as many random people that he doesnt know to say happy birthday to him. anyone who wants id appreciate it if you sent it to my dms

[glossy zealot]

Wait it is possible to mod on android?

I thought it was only possible on computers and stuff

[strong prairie]

To be fair, Discord on desktop somewhat regularly puts me in that channel, even though it's not in my channel list and I have it muted. Not sure how it behaves on mobile though

[tawny pasture]

I don't even see it on mobile

[tawny pasture]

I wouldnt recommend it

[lusty junco]

Yeah, it requires a steam copy though

[glossy zealot]

Damn

[strong prairie]

I cant see it either right now, but for some reason discord loves to open the channel for me. I think it usually happens after switching between browser/desktop app something? it literally just happened and I didn't do anything special, so I'm not sure why/how

[burnt crater]

I have it above announcements as a suggested channel

[opal magnet]

We need an Mod Loader for android

[elder hemlock]

is it possible to mod balatro on my smart fridge

[opal magnet]

Does anyone is unemployed enough and has enough knowledge to do so

[sharp cliff]

it exists (kinda) ((for android))

it's also against TOS of google play and app store

so kinda legally icky for localthunk to allow discussion of it in this server

[opaque shard]

Hey guys

[burnt crater]

Hi

Do you also want to mod balatro on your phone

[valid ridge]

#📜・modding-rules : Only PC Modding discussion is permitted - discussion of modding Balatro on other platforms will not be tolerated.

[sharp cliff]

people can't read 😔

also rule 11 #📜・rules

[valid ridge]

HOLY 100k points in one hand

New record les goo

This might be the run i beat the game

It's looking good

Cavendish is such a carry istg

111k new record

Alr guys boss 8 wish me luck

GG LETS GOOO

Yall want the seed? see if you can get a better score in one hand than 111k

6NCSQQW3

[feral spire]

Claude is

[red pewter]

i would rather eat my own nails than depend on a clanker

[feral spire]

The sad reality is clankers are significantly more efficient at writing code than any non-clanker these days

[red pewter]

i prefer my shitty, sloppy, overcomplicated code MADE BY MAN

[feral spire]

Me too

[sharp cliff]

i mean i could most definitely score above a trillion on every white stake seed

[raw matrix]

Insert yo floop bro

[manic gust]

let me try this

[tawny pasture]

This the new scam? I'm seeing a lot of this specific copypasta in other servers.

[crystal phoenix]

Hello

[tacit sage]

Even though I have the channel off, discord's "suggested channel" keeps making it show up on the top of the channel list :/

[valid ridge]

5 people have been banned today btw

[elder hemlock]

still at 499 bans

500th spot hasnt been taken yet

[tacit sage]

...should I?

I mean, the amount of times I talk here is little enough to justify leaving

[elder hemlock]

hm

if you want

[glad oriole]

no

if you wanna leave just leave

no reason to get yourself banned without appeal

[green tendon]

+mult to the dagger 🗣️

[glad oriole]

nobody's gonna remember the 500th dagger kill

[elder hemlock]

i mean 500th ban is a milestone its like being mrbeasts 100 millionth sub

[glad oriole]

lol

[tacit sage]

I understand that line of logic, and I don't want to be difficult about it. At the same time, it'd be pretty funny.

[glad oriole]

i doubt mr beast cares about his 100 millionth sub

or even knows who it is

not that he should

[elder hemlock]

yeah

[tacit sage]

werent his milestone subs in a video?

[glad oriole]

still unlikely that he cares

[tacit sage]

Fair.

[glad oriole]

technically they're the same as any other subscriber

they jist happened to be in the right place at the right time

[tacit sage]

But, would you care? Would you honor my sacrifice, wave banner card flags as my grave is carried into the pyre, immolated at dusk so that my ashes would be spread across the world?!

[glad oriole]

no

[elder hemlock]

nevermind

some guy sent a mrbeast scam

just now

[tacit sage]

Okay, I won't then.

[elder hemlock]

you were too late

someone else took the spot

[tacit sage]

Aw shucks! I missed a terrible opportunity!

[strong prairie]

you just clearly weren't committed enough smh

[tacit sage]

I should ask though, about this message, would any mods consider removing the ability to react there? I genuinely couldn't see any of the message on mobile.

[tacit sage]

It's okay, surely I can snipe the 1000th ban.

[glad oriole]

why do you need to

also just scroll up

[elder hemlock]

we just need to persuade 499 people to type in the #ceremonial-dagger

[glad oriole]

actually

im on mobile and i can see the whole message just fine

.-.

[tacit sage]

because it can be the first channel that appears. Some guy might just type there assuming its #🎙・server-chat or #🕹・game-discussion, when really discord automatically selected a "recommended channel"

[tacit sage]

Really? Maybe its phone size??
Also, discord put a banner on top asking me if I wanted to add that channel, so that also took up space...

[glad oriole]

it only selects it automatically if you say "yes" to "are you a bot"

[tacit sage]

Normally, yes

[glad oriole]

wdym normally

[tacit sage]

Discord random channel suggestion

[glad oriole]

what

[tacit sage]

If you dont have a channel enabled, there is a small chance for it to appear as "recommended channel" on the very top of everything (although it already appears on top)

[tacit sage]

Hence, the banner

[glad oriole]

but like

[strong prairie]

I've definitely ended up in #ceremonial-dagger, just because Discord wanted me to. It's not in my channel list or anything

[glad oriole]

every main channel is automatically enabled after you complete the welcome thung

thing

[tacit sage]

-# See? My petty issue has been vindicated!! You gotta take action!!!

[glad oriole]

i dunno

it wasnt there when i joined

and when i joined after being banned i wasnt put there

[strong prairie]

Also, yeah, you must have a tiny phonescreen? I can even see the

... For more, check out our Getting Started guide.
Invite your friends ☑️
that's above the honeypot bot message

[glad oriole]

yeah

[tacit sage]

Its an IPhone SE

not an uncommon model

[glad oriole]

should be able to see it fine idk

[elder hemlock]

no its not i have that

also its tiny

[tacit sage]

Strange.

I was gonna take a screenshot but since there is no media allowed in this channel i never did

now i have to wait for the evidence to naturally reappear....

[glad oriole]

u could send it in off topic

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[elder hemlock]

the phone screen is tiny

[tacit sage]

Well, I pressed the dont suggest button

[glad oriole]

what

oh

[tacit sage]

So i have to wait until the magic talking metal box (discord magic) for it to reappear

[glad oriole]

u didnt take the screenshot

it wont reappear

[tacit sage]

Its not permanent but it WILL reappear

...eventually

[glad oriole]

cuz u said not to reccomend

[strong prairie]

I mean I can get it to look like this #🃏・off-topic message

[glad oriole]

i did the same and havent seen cdag since

[tacit sage]

Discord hates autonomy, it'll come back eventually...

[strong prairie]

(also obligatory "it's stupid you cant send media in #🎙・server-chat")

[glad oriole]

not obligatory

the reason is because there isnt a need to send media here

[tacit sage]

Its obligatory if you put your mind to it

[strong prairie]

It's obligatory for me. I don't like it

[tacit sage]

ok bye now

[glad oriole]

the only reason its allowed in game and run discussion is run screenshots

idk about off topic

[strong prairie]

??? I just had the need to send an image

[glad oriole]

was it needed tho

idk

complain to thunk

[strong prairie]

yes??? it was extremely relevant to the conversation

[glad oriole]

okay

we worked around it

[tacit sage]

Oh yeah, anyone know why Thunk close Thunk chat? I remember that being a thing, but it vanished. I have a vague idea as to why but I'm not certain

[glad oriole]

idk what to tell you

[tacit sage]

Image to ASCII converter

[strong prairie]

I already mentioned it before, I don't think he's changing it

[glad oriole]

complaining avoyt it to anyone but thunk doesnt do shit

okay then

[glad oriole]

people no likey

which is fair

[tacit sage]

Really? I assumed Thunk got fed up with the people not behaving, not the people being the ones who got it shut down...

[strong prairie]

That doesn't mean I think it's a good idea or execution

[glad oriole]

okay

sucks to suck i guess

[echo wind]

hey does anyone know why i might not be getting achievements :(

[elder hemlock]

steamodded

[echo wind]

got achievements enabled in mod options but i still dont get them

[strong prairie]

any achievement in particular?

[elder hemlock]

did you unlock progress in your profile?

[echo wind]

yeah

got c++ and all challenges recently

[elder hemlock]

i mean

did you unlock it with the button

[echo wind]

no no

[elder hemlock]

ok

idk then

you might already have it idk

[strong prairie]

both of those achievements technically need you to win another run, if you haven't done that yet?

though throwing smods into the mix for achievements is usually not great

[echo wind]

well i did like almost all of my c++ and pretty much all the challenges with achievements enabled in mod options

it was already turned on

[strong prairie]

sure, but did you win any runs after you were supposed to get the achievement?

[echo wind]

well i was supposed to have gotten all challenges now

just finished the run (with achievements already enabled) for both of them

but its fine imma figure it out

thx

[solemn elm]

if youre on steam you should just use steam achievement manager

[echo wind]

oooooo

[strong prairie]

could

[strong prairie]

Like, you just finished your last c++ joker and your last challenge run?

[echo wind]

i just finished my last challenge run and finished my c++ run like yesterday

the important point is that achievements were never disabled in mod options in that period

or anything near that period

[strong prairie]

Sounds like that's just the vanilla achievement bug

Try to win one more run for each (1 challenge run, 1 normal deck run)

(see e.g. https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1484525044229996594 for reference)

[cobalt sonnet]

holy crap is that a balatro reference

[echo wind]

oh interesting

yeah i havent won a normal run after getting c++ i dont think

[strong prairie]

Balala mentioned? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the server? Localized entirely in #🎙・server-chat?

[cobalt sonnet]

🃏

[simple ore]

then it's victory lap time

any stake

[strong prairie]

Yeah, you should try that then. If you want to be extra safe, you could turn off smods but I'm hoping it's not necessary

[burnt crater]

Yooooo 500 dagger bans

I womder if it was a bot or a tribute

[glad oriole]

bot

i saw it ger banned

[elder hemlock]

i just saw you in the yahi server

[cobalt sonnet]

gulp

[glad oriole]

glup

[elder hemlock]

the horse is gone

[cobalt sonnet]

did you know

everyone is a jiblet

[elder hemlock]

i searched up what that means

theres a safe for work definition and a nsfw definition

[cobalt sonnet]

look

i just got it from a video

i just watched

[elder hemlock]

ok

that guy in offtopic must have ate some jiblet with his penne

[proper merlin]

Wsg

[valid token]

story of cerealtale

[sly sleet]

Keep gambling

[short python]

yo dudes

i have a question

[kindred cradle]

still got it??? :P

oh 😭

theres hope 🥹

rough :/ why is that????

damn that is rough 😭

eugh they really are the worst

bum ass parents hope you your phonw back soon :(

DAMN

what kind of rich school do you go to 😭

not the best idea if you ask me

[glad oriole]

meow

[kindred cradle]

LUCKY

[kindred cradle]

meow~

[glad oriole]

myaan

:3

[kindred cradle]

i would be constantly 😭

?? who

[kindred cradle]

(0U0)

[glad oriole]

mrrp

:3

[kindred cradle]

is that what you got lmao 😭

[glad oriole]

wym

i could never be credit card balue

[kindred cradle]

(oOo)

[glad oriole]

owo

[kindred cradle]

hmmmmm true true

[glad oriole]

maybe

.>

[kindred cradle]

mayhaps

i wouldnt put it past em

PEAKKKKK

OH

[glad oriole]

whats a balatro

smh

[kindred cradle]

i misread 😭

[glad oriole]

what the fluff

[kindred cradle]

?? i dont even know wha that thing is

[glad oriole]

:o

wowzer

i thought this wa

[kindred cradle]

i bought once
#humble

[glad oriole]

nullscape server

i have 3 balatros

[kindred cradle]

gd ref 🥹

[glad oriole]

incorrect

but

i do play gd

sometimes

[kindred cradle]

leave somefor the rest of ussssss

[glad oriole]

.:3

[kindred cradle]

same i used to play it more

[glad oriole]

im gonna beat a hard demon eventually

[kindred cradle]

tboi?

[glad oriole]

no

risk if rian

[kindred cradle]

i need to be A demon first

[glad oriole]

yes

nullscroape roblxo

[kindred cradle]

yeah yeah what he said

[glad oriole]

rorblso

bloxro

xorblo

[kindred cradle]

korblox

[glad oriole]

meow

[kindred cradle]

mmmmmmmmmeow

[glad oriole]

miaauw~

[kindred cradle]

the dream 🥹

[glad oriole]

tumg tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur

[kindred cradle]

🥺

[glad oriole]

meow is not mean

🙄

[kindred cradle]

smh

cant do shit anymore type shit lowk tbh lol lowk

[glad oriole]

lowkirkenuinely

[kindred cradle]

lowkirkentologicalowstate

texas ref

[glad oriole]

-w-

[kindred cradle]

😭

[stone onyx]

what's messed up is if you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, it's probably hard for you to say "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" because of the breathing issues

[kindred cradle]

when mum brings home the tro

[glad oriole]

for reals

[kindred cradle]

fear of long words type shiz

[glad oriole]

who even made up this wors

d

[stone onyx]

ah, yes, hippopotamonstrosequippedaliophobia

[kindred cradle]

me every other tuesday and thursday if i feel like it

[glad oriole]

how moee

meow

[kindred cradle]

google final boss 🥹

[kindred cradle]

uhhh letter plus another letter and uhhhhhh..... >W<

[glad oriole]

wowie

letter plus letter huh

[kindred cradle]

something like that ()o()

[glad oriole]

how bout

:3

[kindred cradle]

whoa

[stone onyx]

nah that was off the dome

[kindred cradle]

this is new grounds for me

[glad oriole]

im a big :3 fan

[stone onyx]

more of an autism final boss type moment

[glad oriole]

meoeeoew

[kindred cradle]

really?! thats just impressive

[stone onyx]

i find big words funny

[kindred cradle]

me too 🥹 ;P

[kindred cradle]

cvant blame you lad

[glad oriole]

prr

[stone onyx]

back in the 90s and early 2000s the big word people really liked was floccinaucinihilipilification

[glad oriole]

the first one i know was supercalifragilisticexpialadocious

[stone onyx]

or, the ever classic, antidisestablishmentarianism

[kindred cradle]

wait i need to be careful my irl friend is in this server 😭

[glad oriole]

against disestablishmentarianism

[kindred cradle]

sameeeee :3

[glad oriole]

wow me too

[kindred cradle]

are you talking to me??

[stone onyx]

it was a political movement against disestablishing an official state church, specifically the church of england

[glad oriole]

cringe

[kindred cradle]

damn the more you know!

OH!

[glad oriole]

being against the disestablishment of state church

pretty cringe

smh

[kindred cradle]

hmmm maybe not but idk

[kindred cradle]

agreed :P

[glad oriole]

im cringe too

[kindred cradle]

*WEEEE

[glad oriole]

o_o

ceremonial dagger is pretty

[kindred cradle]

no gng >~<

[glad oriole]

i know bih

im not saying no tung

[kindred cradle]

i wanna stay though 🥺

[glad oriole]

do that then

[kindred cradle]

im not banning myself for t to the third power

[glad oriole]

dont listen to this evil

tung tung mid

:3

[kindred cradle]

whoa back of the ttts hate

[glad oriole]

no

[kindred cradle]

NO

[glad oriole]

i hate all italian brainrot

tung tung is no different

its all just ai slop

no

its the same

so is the stupid cappucina

hes not special

[kindred cradle]

ai gave him a body we gave him a soul

[kindred cradle]

she can die

[glad oriole]

i guess cro

i still hate it all

[kindred cradle]

:(

[glad oriole]

no

[kindred cradle]

OH

i will!

forgot you could see that :P

WAIT NO

[glad oriole]

no

[kindred cradle]

he did it :(

[glad oriole]

sucks to suck

[kindred cradle]

no one to blame but himself :(

[glad oriole]

yeah

[kindred cradle]

what are you up to rn? :P

[glad oriole]

nothin

:p

[kindred cradle]

same but moosic :3

[glad oriole]

fun

:3

what kind

[kindred cradle]

uhhhhh jpop rn but i listen to anythinggggg

wait ado is jpop right??????

im going insane

SHE IS I KNEW IT

[glad oriole]

i unno

i dont listen to jpop

[kindred cradle]

wha do you listen to???? :P

[glad oriole]

game osts

mostly

[kindred cradle]

PEAK any specific ones that come to mind lol :P

[glad oriole]

ultrakill and ror2

[red pewter]

MUSIC MENTIONED????!?!?!?1111?!?!?

[kindred cradle]

2 games ive been dying to play 😭

[kindred cradle]

yes 🥹

[glad oriole]

theyre quite tasty

[kindred cradle]

ill take your word for it! :3

[glad oriole]

:3

[kindred cradle]

:3

[glad oriole]

ultrakill is technically still early access

the final layer, treachery, isnt in the game yet

everything else is

[kindred cradle]

damn really?!

[kindred cradle]

damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[glad oriole]

yes

:p

[sharp hollow]

i think i suck at this game

[kindred cradle]

?? wdymmm

[sharp hollow]

idk it's just so hard

[glad oriole]

balator easy

[kindred cradle]

OH

[sharp hollow]

and there's usually no point in getting good at hard games, there's always gonna be someone better than me

[glad oriole]

who cares if someone's better than you

[kindred cradle]

nono you gotta stay determined!

[glad oriole]

if you always strive to be the best you will always find yourself disappointed

you dont have to be the best at everything you do

just have fun

[red pewter]

comparison is the thief of joy

[glad oriole]

thats the point ofngames after all

fun

[sharp hollow]

i have spent so much time on this game, very fun! it might have even saved me during war and internet blackout

but yeah i do admit i suck kinda and maybe it's not that important

[glad oriole]

its not important at all

[red pewter]

do you enjoy it

[sharp hollow]

thanks to localus thunkston and the modding community for keeping me sane

[sharp hollow]

very

[red pewter]

thats all what matters

[glad oriole]

then thats what matters injit

[sharp hollow]

true

[red pewter]

jinx

[glad oriole]

you probably arent the next balatro university but thats okay

[red pewter]

who is, lol?

[glad oriole]

all of us

wait u mean who's the next BU

[red pewter]

you cant be balatro university, you can only be yourself

[glad oriole]

idk

when i said that i just mean the best at the game

cuz TMK spectred is the current best player

[sharp hollow]

i can be balatro uh kindergarten?

[glad oriole]

many records lots of impressive feats high winrate

[sharp hollow]

i did help my 15yo cousin beat balatro once on his own

[glad oriole]

wowie

[sharp hollow]

i was just translating the game for him, definitely no backseating!

[red pewter]

beautiful

noice

incroyable :D
<3

[sly summit]

Im so glad i put my entire friend group onto both balatro and the binding of isaac

I feel proud of myself and them

[glad oriole]

the binding of isaac

what have you done

[gritty agate]

Nobody play multiplayer?

[glad oriole]

nope

not a single person does

[cobalt sonnet]

holy crap is that scizor

[slow cove]

hello

[solar hound]

[long atlas]

jandom consty consul’s balatro related quote of the week every week i remember to until 1.1 (no this is not pressuring for 1.1 it just gives me a time frame to stop by) by jandom consty consul
week 2:
“the value of the ectoed juggler is only seen by the eye of temperance, swashbuckler, and dagger. be the few that see the good in the useless and looked over.”
-# [Here](#🎙・server-chat message) is last weeks in case you missed it

[covert vortex]

Help me

Jimbo is holding me hostage

[zinc forge]

Isaac 👀👀👀

[wise mountain]

I am here now

[green tendon]

Translating?

[sharp hollow]

he didn't know english

[green tendon]

The game is on other languages though

[sharp hollow]

not every language tho

for example arabic or persian

[green tendon]

Oh true

[hasty canyon]

balala multiplayer is down now i have to gamble alone

[steep sphinx]

hi

i thought i was in this server lwk

[sharp compass]

Well you are

[grizzled wave]

Hi

[signal sonnet]

[kindred garden]

https://giphy.com/gifs/balatro-GuNEPm96nUEtvQIukg

ggs

[zenith path]

Bro i s

[red pewter]

thanks, love you too

[zenith path]

Fav nipe

[vernal lintel]

Hi

[sly summit]

Yes gng ✌

[sly summit]

Its so peak

[vital ferry]

i dont get deprission (since ive never had it) can someone pls explain

[vital ferry]

yo is it true?

like ur bio

[pure flax]

Balatro is being sold to another company

Is this bad

[vital ferry]

yes

[pure flax]

How bad

[obtuse mica]

How you doing guys ?

[zenith path]

W H A T

[pure flax]

Yeah man look it up

[zenith path]

Istg if its steel wool

[pure flax]

I think not

[zenith path]

Never heard of IMC

[median elm]

just the publisher is

[pure flax]

Yeah that's why I asked if it was bad

Surely localthunk will keep full control

[median elm]

I guess we will see, it could mean the wiki wont be official anymore but who knows

[long atlas]

iirc it’s not official, just a fan project thunk endorses heavily

[tropic scarab]

Hi im new

[long atlas]

if it was official he’d have a say in it/add old stuff, but i believe the website is entirely fanmade

[long atlas]

hi new i’m jandom

[woeful condor]

flamethrower

[tropic scarab]

What's up

[long atlas]

the sky

[tropic scarab]

[woeful condor]

graduated in dad jokes

[tropic scarab]

Sorry, im confused because im not accustomed to speaking English

[woeful condor]

yo no way you're spanish omg

[tropic scarab]

Yeah

[woeful condor]

there are so many spanish speaking people in the server lmao

[long atlas]

my friends are all parents they’re rubbing off on me 🫩

[sly summit]

😔 no need

[woeful condor]

ññññ

[woeful condor]

😭⁉️⁉️

[long atlas]

this game is huge in latin america supposedly

[woeful condor]

sorry Scizor I actually like you a lot 😔

your mega is so cool

i used you in my first champions team

[tropic scarab]

ñëęæœčńįõąª

Hell nah

[cyan wadi]

big mr thunk online

[severe saffron]

El bigThunk himself is active

[sly summit]

Hell yeah twin

[woeful condor]

bullet punch on yo ass

[sly summit]

[woeful condor]

[sharp cliff]

[tranquil oak]

🍉

[tropic sparrow]

you're lucky i didn't assasinate you at the mall today @tropic scarab

ESPECIALLY at the shopping district, i had my chance but chose peace

[tranquil oak]

Make peace not love

🍉

[tropic sparrow]

huh

what is the meaning of this

[tranquil oak]

This 🍉 ?

[tropic sparrow]

no

any day now

[tranquil oak]

Uh, don’t know. It’s whatever you want it

[valid ridge]

Lets all make love to eachother

[tranquil oak]

🍉

[tacit sage]

It has reappeared, for the 1 person who may be wondering...

but I'm on PC right now so I guess it only half counts

[tropic scarab]

🥺

[sly summit]

Mmm watermelon

[cobalt sonnet]

trap the person below me into a loop that forever plays Dream Collapse Protocol

[tranquil oak]

Watermelon is love

🍉

[urban crag]

I don’t care who Fandom acquires, I am not using their wikis!

[raw matrix]

Two turn tables and a hole in my shoes

[obtuse snow]

i am sneakers o toole

[thorny ether]

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/wide-ranging-7-zip-vulnerability-with-8-8-cve-rating-allows-for-code-execution-hundreds-of-millions-of-machines-potentially-at-risk

Update

Yo shit

[glad oriole]

ip grabber

?

[median elm]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[glad oriole]

lucky me theres no issues to report

[median elm]

Those spam bots are so weird?

[glad oriole]

the dude failed to like

actually fake the link

i think

[barren cedar]

I have ceremonial dagger muted and its still showing up..

[glad oriole]

im dying bruh

these bots fucking self reacting now

😭

[twin prairie]

It doesn't matter, it's going to be there, we can't do anything about the whole "suggested channels" api in discord

[worldly umbra]

It appears that I have weasled my way into this server

[glad oriole]

haha sometimes

[worldly umbra]

If anyone wants to know anything about weasels I am very well informed

[summer sail]

hello!

[lament saffron]

Hello chat I'm new

[summer sail]

same

[lament saffron]

@remote moth eyy my brother

[thick copper]

sorry but I’m boycotting this server, don’t be upset everyone

[swift bane]

why r u boycotting

[glad oriole]

who even is this

[summer sail]

Who is bro

[glad oriole]

*random kid*

[summer sail]

Also hi again

[mint adder]

@gritty crane hey

[lusty junco]

I will be upset, just so you know

[devout grove]

ceremonial dagger +4 mult

[glad oriole]

@glad oriole hai

[golden frost]

bleh

[urban crag]

I don’t use 7-zip on my current machine, I should be fine?

[glad oriole]

sames

[urban crag]

Ftr I believe I’ve used it on a laptop I very rarely use

[thick copper]

ok my boycott is over i'm expecting a warm welcome back

[glad oriole]

no

we all hate you now

🍅 🍅 🍅

[subtle girder]

Hi (I humbly ask for your forbearance regarding any imprecision or misapprehension that may arise from the limitations inherent in my command of the English language. I endeavor, nonetheless, to express myself with as much clarity and fidelity as my proficiency permits.)

[thick copper]

everyone loves me

thats why they were upset about me leaving even though i told them not to

[thick copper]

let the evidence speak for itself

[gritty crane]

hey! can i help you?

[radiant portal]

so the publisher of this game is getting sold

[gritty crane]

what does that really mean for Balatro

doesn’t sound like it’d be much to do with the actual game right

[radiant portal]

To the fandom wiki company imc guys

It's a good thing we got an independent wiki on us

[mint adder]

@gritty crane sorry i thought you were somebody else

[gritty crane]

His blood is on your hands

[mint adder]

who? jimbo's?

[gritty crane]

i said i’d walk away but i just wanted to let you know this message made me put him in the microwave

[mint adder]

did he explode?

[urban crag]

Welcome back ☺️

[queen cobalt]

hey yall how often do the higher ups check this server

i know its a weird and sudden question but its legit just a random question

dont think weird of it

[long atlas]

balatro.wiki guys remember it

[royal cloak]

i finally reached ante 13 for the first time

omg

[vital marsh]

Did thunk really sell Balal?!

[glad oriole]

no

never did

i dont know where you heard that

[summer relic]

https://x.com/i/status/2060511758369038673

[vital marsh]

Post going viral on x lmfao

Yea that one lmfao

[glad oriole]

thats playstack

the publisher

they dont own the game

[vital marsh]

ohhh ok ok

gotcha

[glad oriole]

balatro players really cant read

[summer relic]

What i was gonna say tbh

[vital marsh]

silence anime profile picture

[glad oriole]

no correlation

im also not the only anime pfp here

[stuck kayak]

chat guess whats my fav suit is

[glad oriole]

crowns

[stuck kayak]

bingo

srimky so smart

[glad oriole]

^w^

[summer relic]

The same publisher of mixtape is also stray's. Publishers just make money by putting the games on Steam themselves. The developers are what makes the game

[summer relic]

Slur

[glad oriole]

i dont get why people take issue with having an anime pfp

i like the anime

and the character

:p

[summer relic]

Chronically online "normies" when they see something they don't like

[fathom minnow]

I'm just going to reiterate rule 1 here:

1. Be respectful and kind to one another.

Treat all members present on the server with respect and express your thoughts in a constructive manner. This includes LocalThunk, Playstack staff and moderators.

[untold karma]

hello

i love this game

everywhere

[plucky shoal]

exactly

[plucky shoal]

I use my brainpower just to lose anyways

[glad oriole]

smh

[plucky shoal]

The eye kills me every time

[glad oriole]

fair

that ones tuff

[glad oriole]

who ar u warning

[plucky shoal]

Still fairly new

Reached ante 8 very quickly

[glad oriole]

rad

did u win

[plucky shoal]

3 hours in

[plucky shoal]

Eye killed my run

[glad oriole]

erm

eye isnt an ante 8 boss blind

[plucky shoal]

I used the prophet without realizing it was not a free difficulty reduction lol

[glad oriole]

ouuh

gothca

[plucky shoal]

I had great cards

[glad oriole]

how good

[plucky shoal]

I have a screenshot

Can't get on my pc rn

[glad oriole]

oh

well u cant send screenshots in this chamnel specifically

[plucky shoal]

Abstract joker and 5 other cards

Red card

Foiled scholar

Can't remember the rest

[plucky shoal]

I probably just got stupidly lucky

[glad oriole]

hmm

[shadow orchid]

Yo

[slate thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXiL8VWKqUo&list=PLdNGt-ihEAcHelx6N4B_lEH7iHoC4XX9l
How does he start on gold stake zodiac?

Is there a way to unlock everything on a new profile?

[plucky shoal]

Yes click unlock all

[slate thorn]

Oh lol thanks