🃏・off-topic

[cyan ivy]

Was about to ask

Wait hang on

Why is that lwk gas

Holy shit that's actually fire

[somber steeple]

cutting newspapers for years gives crazy epic skills, this was like my 10th time doing digital clipart

[cyan ivy]

Damn

[somber steeple]

i forgot my name

i made a new version

[cyan ivy]

@somber steeple is your name

[unborn rock]

Picture of me with my floppy out

[somber steeple]

i always put avaruus in the bottom right corner when i remember to

[cyan ivy]

|| And your switch out ||

-# also hand reveal

Crazy

[quartz tinsel]

Picture of me being social.

[quartz tinsel]

Also face reveal.

[wooden relic]

thoughts on this thing

happy enough with a doodle critter to share it here but idk what else to do with it, so...may as wellhave it be a treat for the eyes!

[quartz tinsel]

Be me.
Order a BLT.
There were fucking wizards in that kitchen.
Embrace the inner Kirby.

[quartz tinsel]

No thoughts, head empty.

[wooden relic]

that fits

not right, but does fit. and IS right for a LOT of my stuff-

[shrewd vale]

bruv

[cyan ivy]

Oh hey patrick

[shrewd vale]

yo yo yo

[cyan ivy]

🪀

[shrewd vale]

👯‍♀️

no stickers

[ionic skiff]

I was trying to post a youtube link but the embed didn’t show

[shrewd vale]

why are you here

[ionic skiff]

It’s me, tehawsumboi

[shrewd vale]

didnt u get banned

[ionic skiff]

No

[shrewd vale]

mm

[ionic skiff]

I’m not that Trash

[shrewd vale]

trash

weed cat

[ionic skiff]

I’ve just taken up her mantle because I missed her

[shrewd vale]

very very sus

[shrewd vale]

she got banned because of me

i am the true master of ragebait

[rigid crag]

hey isnt that rule 3

[ionic skiff]

Really
She was banned

[cyan ivy]

Wait

Rule 3

No swearing

I'm fucked

[sand valley]

they dont really care that much

[cyan ivy]

GULP

[sand valley]

as long as youre not being aggressive towards people with your swearing

but just using them as explitives in regular convo is fine

[shrewd vale]

who did i harrass

[cyan ivy]

Oh ok

[rigid crag]

the person you said you did

[shrewd vale]

i got her banned

thats all

[rigid crag]

then you said "i am the true master of ragebait", implying that you ragebaited her out of the server

isnt ragebait essentially bullying?

[shrewd vale]

what

she insulted me a lot too

[cyan ivy]

True

[rigid crag]

what is the verdict on ragebait in terms of harassment anywho

[shrewd vale]

doesnt matter

[sand valley]

"ragebait is bad" is the verdict

[quartz tinsel]

I've said fuck 8 times in the last 2 days.

[cyan ivy]

Fuck it

[shrewd vale]

shiver me timbers

so tuff

[quartz tinsel]

Which is why I'm speaking differently.

[shrewd vale]

aura of the letter O

[quartz tinsel]

I was in a bad fricking mood because I can't fricking write.

[shrewd vale]

pure aura

[cosmic ocean]

i believe it was the famed philosopher ludwig wittgenstein, author of the tractatus logico-philosophicus, who once said, "it be like that sometimes"

[sand valley]

yea

[cosmic ocean]

level 1: clocking wittgenstein as neurodivergent because he would only eat cheese and bread all the time
level 100: clocking wittgenstein as neurodivergent because the whole book is written in nested statement format

[shrewd vale]

kant is a goated philosopher

[quartz tinsel]

I should get a new laptop on the 1st at the latest. Until then I have nothing to do. Should I get Balatro on my phone?

[sand valley]

level 1000: clocking wittgenstein as neurodivergent because he held up construction for weeks because his ceiling was 3cm too low 😭

[sand valley]

yeah

[verbal geyser]

i love being an adult with free will and remembering i can just buy a mini projector for like a hundo (i have a janky ass tv, so 100 for a mini portable tv is sick and way cheaper then what id normally pay) and just play tomodachi on the ceiling

[quartz tinsel]

Actually, I'm a liar. I'll have a book to read on Thursday.

Technically I have one now.

At least this damnable place lets me do that.

Even if I never do.

[runic tinsel]

I've said it about-
checks notes
-400 times today, and am not proud of that in any way

[quartz tinsel]

This is why I messaged.

[runic tinsel]

well, is there something you wanna talk about that a stranger on the internet could help with

good then

have a good night/evening, everyone

[cyan ivy]

Crazy

I'm going to sleep rn too

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you were a final boss in a videogame, what would your full name and title be ?

Example: Starscourge Radahn; The Gunslinging, Broken Messiah; Assir the Ascendant Emperor, etc.

[devout iron]

manynames the intermediary

[hollow eagle]

epsilon

[blazing steeple]

Violet vessel

[runic tinsel]

Human, Booty Snatcher

[pearl flume]

I have been kerfuffled, bamboozled, flummoxed, misled, turned around, japed, juked, bewildered, puzzled, disorientated, baffled, perplexed, dumbfounded, taken for a ride, led on a goose chase, tricked, made a fool of and downright confused by my arch enemy once again...

MATHEMATICS!!!

[ionic skiff]

BASTARD

[vale cliff]

When I was a child, the housekeeper would put me in a pitch black room and ignore me while I screamed from inside

I don’t know why I’m remembering this now

[runic tinsel]

are you currently in a pitch black room

meh, doesn't matter, memories come out of nowhere sometimes, even the unpleasant ones

[cyan ivy]

TERRENCE LORD OF SOMETHING

[karmic slate]

What do yall watch while playing Balatro? I like nostalgia critic

[fallen crypt]

Nothing, I play Balatro, I watch Balatro and eat Balatro.

[cyan ivy]

MISPRINT

LOOK AT MY NAME

SAY MY NAME

[cyan ivy]

Oh uhh my Spotify playlist

I had 3 notifications from here

[opal basin]

Watch? Lol I take naps in between Balatro blinds

Sometimes ante

[rough orbit]

fucked up in the crib playing Joker Poker

[karmic slate]

Hi

[cyan ivy]

Hello

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

what was the style at the time?

[cyan ivy]

What?

[quartz tinsel]

Stacked collection of jokers.

[quartz tinsel]

You should've witnessed such dapper threads yourself.

[quartz tinsel]

Yes, I'm that old.

[pine sentinel]

yaoi spotted

why is the yaoi seperated

[cyan ivy]

What?

[vale cliff]

Brother yaoi

[pine sentinel]

what no

yaoi

not brothers

and especially not both

[vale cliff]

Get baited

Ha

[vale cliff]

Randomly generated

[cyan ivy]

Probably

[runic tinsel]

remember twins; only certain thing in life is death. NEVER GIVE UP ON YA DREAMS
love yall, be back in uuuh... 3 hours or so

[cyan ivy]

Ok

Good baye

[shut musk]

If death is certain why won’t it appear in shops?

[vale cliff]

If it doesn’t save you, your run certainly dies, that’s why

[pearl flume]

M.O.A Riddle. By which line did you get the answer ?

||Ages pass and countries fall, my form forever changing||

||To understand a fundamental force of existing ever remaining||

||From sun and shadow, gears and wires, the best method, who could say ?||

||But even if wrong or skewed or broken, I'm still right twice a day||

The answer: ||Clock/Time managing device||

[hallow mortar]

3rd line.

[quartz tinsel]

I'm going back, probably ad infinitum.

And getting another BLT.

Probably ad infinitum.

[zenith obsidian]

i love kirby i have like 6 kirby figures on my desk currently

I have played Kirby Planet Robobot, Kirby Triple Deluxe, Kirby And The Forgotten Land, Kirby Star Allies, Kirbys Fighter Deluxe, Kirby Fighters 2, Kirbys Return To Dream Land, and Super Kirby Clash

i have yet to play Kirby Air Riders thats gonna be my next one

this is the next kirby nendoroid figure im getting

i have watched over 200 hours of failboat gameplay aswell

i also have OFFICAL kirby clothes on the way

i love nendoroid figures

they have magnetic little limbs

that you can move around

[quartz tinsel]

That's the GameCube one, yeah?

That was fun as hell.

Or I was easily entertained.

[zenith obsidian]

theres a newer one that came out in 2025

the oldest nintendo device i've had is the nintendo ds

[quartz tinsel]

I've had a NES.

Not because I'm old. Because my father is old.

And an Atari.

[zenith obsidian]

nice

i wish my family actually did fun stuff when they were younger

actually

my mom used to have alot of nintendo consoles

shes the one who gave me the ds

[scenic imp]

500 quadrillion :3

[quartz tinsel]

I'm currently on YouTube and I must say once more.

Nolan was absolutely right about burning this accursed planet down.

[sand valley]

nah

[dense vortex]

500 krillion

[scarlet cobalt]

Could use toothpaste

[runic tinsel]

was gonna comment on your statement, but then i read your name. then clicked your profile...

needless to say, as long as you dont hurt anybody for the sake of your pleasure, have fun... i guess...

checks out

tbh

[scarlet cobalt]

If I have comeplete and total consent too, I'll gladly hurt someone for pleasure, as long as it's good for them too

[runic tinsel]

i feel unease by this "GoreEnthusiast is typing..."

[quartz tinsel]

I feel uncomfortable, so I just blocked them.

So I bought this book, right?

But the way it's written reminds me of a cult leader, and I hate cults.

[hollow eagle]

bru

[quartz tinsel]

And it's supposed to help me write.

[quartz tinsel]

"Creativity is God's gift to us. Using our creativity is our gift back to God."

[modern shard]

Icl cults are kinda funny from a certain perspective like in the least edgy way possible

Like wdym if you feed some random statue a sacrifice you can become immortal or something lol

[sand valley]

its like

really not far from religion atp

[modern shard]

Yeah I acc agree to be fair

Like the way some people will talk about religion and shit (in SOME topics) with a straight face 😭

[quartz tinsel]

I pretty much said that without saying that.

At least an actual human wrote it.

And not a damnable clanker.

[runic tinsel]

see, you and me are very alike

[runic tinsel]

when i think of the idea "religion bad" i just think of the person

i know lotsa religious people, nicest people ive known. understanding and loveable

but then again, i also know people that are

less

pleasant to be around

point is: some people are just insufferable assholes

whether religious or not

[spring oar]

What could Balatro POSSIBLY have to do with this

[quartz tinsel]

Do you hate Vedal too?

[runic tinsel]

Vedal? Gohan girlfriend? from DBZ?

and wife, eventually

[quartz tinsel]

The turtle.

[runic tinsel]

not familiar

did they do something weird? or are they just obnoxious?

[quartz tinsel]

Created Neuro-sama.

[runic tinsel]

is it some vtuber bullshit

[quartz tinsel]

Yep.

[runic tinsel]

sounds like something that i would dislike. i wouldnt shame a person for following them if theyrr harmless, but i also would never meddle myself in that type of...

"entertainment"

[wooden relic]

i forgot. were there or were there not any other birders in here besides me

or like, people that go so far as to take photos and record sounds and such

[quartz tinsel]

I took a photo once.

[runic tinsel]

i love it.

i took this photo once. unfortunately, i heavily edited it and now it doesnt look anything like the raw file

[main garden]

@sonic hare hello inu, this is awkward but i got hacked on main account Glep so dont click the link please

Or concact staff, its scammer

Only way i could reach you out

[sonic hare]

Oh damn

[cyan ivy]

OMG IS THAT THAT ONE MF DOOM SONG INE BEER LEFT

[main garden]

Yes! It is

[cyan ivy]

Hell yeah

Love mf doom

[quaint solar]

A regular uno game with NOTHING wrong with it whatsoever.

[main garden]

Hell yeah i did quiz and got this score

[cyan ivy]

Nice

[main garden]

Recognized 10 songs in under 20 seconds

Love his work

[quaint solar]

I’ve been making a Side-Project alongside MS+SD: UNO RELASTA!
Introducing: Power Cards! Shakes up the game in a new way.
2 new colors!
New Action Cards! (Multiply Draw, Skipflect)

[heady coral]

I am being killed in reddit because i dont want to add 9/11 to my meme mod

[glossy fulcrum]

when will people realize that 9/11 isnt inherently funny

lol american targedy haha

[quaint solar]

I can’t find a THIS emoji so uhh

[cyan ivy]

Affocoder

[glossy fulcrum]

skinky

srimky

[cyan ivy]

Your pfp looks like a chocolate and vanilla swirl

[vale cliff]

It is

[quartz tinsel]

Ο Γελωτοποιός.

[vale cliff]

So true

Green square

🟩

[quartz tinsel]

The upper class ruined my favorite game.

Nier: Automata.

[floral laurel]

Quien me gana?

[quartz tinsel]

Can't fucking sleep so hello!

[glossy fulcrum]

screens dont help u sleep

whay

hows that related to what i said

TwT

[quartz tinsel]

Okay. Goodbye.

[glossy fulcrum]

bai

[main zenith]

[pseudo drum]

is the sky a screen

[pearl flume]

Please choose an element before clicking the black bar.

||We imbue this element into your bullets, what magical properties do they gain ?||

[floral laurel]

Mas o menos lo q juego de normal cuando entro jajsjsjs

[vale cliff]

I ran out of good music to listen to

Some of the musicians I liked turned out to be pretty boring tbh

I think I listened to their music only because they were hot af

Wtf do I do

[storm condor]

Listen to Erroll Garner and become the jazz individual

[glossy fulcrum]

tungsten
||density||

[storm condor]

Chlorine

||idk shit about chlorine||

[storm condor]

And listen to HKMORI

[verbal geyser]

my dumbass thought like nature elements not periodic elements 😭
anyways, ||splashy splashy water bullet washed you away in a jetstream 😙||

[devout iron]

what does hassium do

[verbal geyser]

radioactive super heavy and only able to be made in a lab because it decays in literal seconds

[ionic skiff]

Never do gmod green screens unless you want your eyes to hurt

[glossy fulcrum]

i johnestly thought it was about nature elements and just said a periodic rlement to be funny

[devout iron]

johnestly

[glossy fulcrum]

johnestly

[vale cliff]

Listening to Aizo rn btw

[fallen crypt]

Perfect body for jujutsu

[quaint solar]

zip file that contains PNG files of UNO RELASTA cards

[runic tinsel]

not going to download it

might as well be a zip bomb of 4 quinticillion pages of gay erotica

[green pilot]

comedy

[quartz tinsel]

Just got pairs to level 52.

[main zenith]

I checked it, it’s cards

[viscid plover]

chat is this a sign

[quartz tinsel]

No, this is a sign. 🛑

[quartz tinsel]

How -ed up would it be if it actually led to a top ten book?

Just kidding. Top fifteen perhaps.

Because the writer is I.

[fallen crypt]

E

[runic tinsel]

bon appetite

[runic tinsel]

look delicious

[fallen crypt]

Because it was

[quartz tinsel]

Me when I lie:

[runic tinsel]

it does look good though

[random osprey]

1.1 wait got me completing the pokedex

[random osprey]

interesting

[shrewd vale]

nerds

[random osprey]

balatro players are nerds yes

[dense vortex]

peak! ggs

always cool to have a living dex

i wish i could do it in emerald

[random osprey]

yeah it was a lot of fun

I am hoping to get a gamecube soon to do emerald

this was on my switch so itll never be complete but I enjoyed playing with a shiny starter

I played both games so this leafgreen can still hunt all the legends and static/gifts

[dense vortex]

i think you have to buy a lot of other games to even finish the hoenn dex for emerald

[random osprey]

I have all 5 gba games I just dont have gamecube

[dense vortex]

oh wow

[random osprey]

I only have a japanese ruby and leafgreen though

rest are english

I got a good deal from coworkers in 2022

[dense vortex]

another rough thing to get would have to be the all those exclusive event tickets

[random osprey]

yeaaaah thats true

but to be honest I am not too opposed to using a distribution rom

but I want the bonus disc and whatnot

[dense vortex]

right

either way its a pretty peak achievement already

[random osprey]

kanto has an easy dex overall

but still like 8yo me would be so hyped

emerald is the dream

its just expensive to do honestly

[dense vortex]

yeah i saw someone get a full dex for emerald and they spent like >1000$ to get all 3 gens worth of mons 😭

legitimately at least

[random osprey]

Yeah I think I watched that video too

Im planning on saving up for pokemon box one day im one of those freaks

I genuinely want to use the program though.

[zenith obsidian]

retep

[pearl flume]

Would you press the button ?

You get 1 chance to change your appearance and you can change it however you want.

But

You will be stalked by a shape shifter (it won't hurt you but you physically can't comprehend that fact).

[zenith obsidian]

shape shifters are hot yes

because

the shape shifter can turn into stafford from directive 8020

[zenith obsidian]

polite kind man with great intent

[runic tinsel]

a stupid dumb son of a bitch

beautiful drawing if it's yours, btw

[dusk birch]

Nah its not mine

[dusk birch]

Hes quite smart actually

And very kind

[runic tinsel]

he's literally a psycopath

[zenith obsidian]

i know! i dont know why the fandom treats him so badly

he did nothing

[runic tinsel]

let me rephrase that

[dusk birch]

Yeah and despite being born that way he still decides to help people and be kind

[runic tinsel]

he's a HOMICIDAL psycopath

[dusk birch]

You cant define somebody by their mental conditions

[zenith obsidian]

he even helped the kind hearted sukuna defeat the villain itadori yuji

[runic tinsel]

he detonated a half-burnt man

for the fuck of it

[zenith obsidian]

correction he healed him

[dusk birch]

That half burnt man was a terrorist with nothing but pure malice in his heart

[quartz tinsel]

[runic tinsel]

he was an OFFICE WORKER

[dusk birch]

Nanami was gonna kill yuji but mahito stepped in to save him anyways even though yuji is his enemy

[zenith obsidian]

he was evil yet the kind mahito help healed him

[runic tinsel]

ah shit i am being ragebaited

[zenith obsidian]

that scene was actually in reverse \

[runic tinsel]

god damn it i look like that one lion vs ape gif now

[zenith obsidian]

yuji was the one who detonated him

but mahito used transfiguration to reverse it

yuji hates his subordinates

[dusk birch]

That darn evil itadori yuji

[zenith obsidian]

speaking of kind hearted

theres a certain guy from beserk

who happens to be named "griffith"

[glossy fulcrum]

we need more people like mahito ❤️‍🩹

[zenith obsidian]

pimpy son opp

[peak fractal]

I tried practicing proportions, did i do well

[zenith obsidian]

would you rather

be 3x bimpy

or 2x bape

[quartz tinsel]

What is your reasoning here?

[zenith obsidian]

if we burn the world then we lose pimpy son opp

[quartz tinsel]

Blocked for speaking like a brain dead iPad kid.

[zenith obsidian]

woq

wow

i wonder what your blocked list looks like

[glossy fulcrum]

the first 2 panels are so relatable

idk about the rest tho

too long

[zenith obsidian]

ok

[glossy fulcrum]

wow!

im sure

this is

real

and there they go

[quartz tinsel]

Scam?

[zenith obsidian]

mrbeast scam

crypto

[cloud light]

(with Firefox's debug mode, setting mobile to iphone SE)

[glossy fulcrum]

this is how it looks for me

[zenith obsidian]

lemme charge my iphone se

[cloud light]

yeah that's the size I have on my normal phone too, but the iphone SE is small lol

[zenith obsidian]

it has a 4 inch display

the same one he has

[glossy fulcrum]

still seems like you can see enough to figure out what the channel is

[quartz tinsel]

Blocked for having an AI profile picture.

[zenith obsidian]

how many people do u have blocked

[glossy fulcrum]

is it

i always thought it was but was never sure

[zenith obsidian]

it definitely is

[quartz tinsel]

@cloud light, I mean.

[zenith obsidian]

you can tell because of the background

[cloud light]

oh yeah mine is

[glossy fulcrum]

i know

[cloud light]

Yeah, definitely. But I can also see the point they're making that the emojis/reactions aren't helping with seeing the channel at a glance

[glossy fulcrum]

okay but consider this

reactions silly

HAH

:þ

[zenith obsidian]

silly good

no silly = bad

[cloud light]

Also, on a high horse from the guy that has a server tag for nutaku games

[zenith obsidian]

horse walks in

[glossy fulcrum]

in fairness

ai is affecting the world way worse than whatever nutaku games is

[cloud light]

big if true

[glossy fulcrum]

its very true trust

[cloud light]

though at some point the reactions could actually clog the viewport on some very small devices

[glossy fulcrum]

oh well

cant play in all sides idk

srimp must live on

[cloud light]

Maybe. Probably. Still, high horse, holier than thou, whatever

[glossy fulcrum]

holier than meow

[zenith obsidian]

who is this and why do profiles like this exist

[glossy fulcrum]

lucky me i dont have any server tags or ai pfps

[zenith obsidian]

my server tag good

as for my pfp

i also think its good

[glossy fulcrum]

some people just share more things about themselves than others

ive seen that person before i think

[zenith obsidian]

in person?

!?

[glossy fulcrum]

no

[quartz tinsel]

You genuinely look like you're talking to yourself right now.

[glossy fulcrum]

here

in the server

[glossy fulcrum]

whatr

[zenith obsidian]

because she blocked everyone except you

[glossy fulcrum]

oh

wick

ed

[zenith obsidian]

i was too silly

and she blocked me

[glossy fulcrum]

im just the goat

[cloud light]

Me when I'm trying to be part of the conversation but blocked half the people in chat

[glossy fulcrum]

:3

[cloud light]

You sound suspiciously like a cat though

[glossy fulcrum]

👀

whaaat

[runic tinsel]

same

[glossy fulcrum]

rad

[zenith obsidian]

you being human is controversial why arent you an alien

[quartz tinsel]

Hi Human.

[runic tinsel]

Greetings, The Jester

Your name means Jester, right?

[runic tinsel]

Being an alien is overrated

[quartz tinsel]

The Jester, yes.

[zenith obsidian]

haha the poopster

my messages are blocked lol

i can say anything

[glossy fulcrum]

my messages skinky

[glossy fulcrum]

i can see thwm

[zenith obsidian]

she cant tho

[glossy fulcrum]

you arent safe

[cloud light]

sshh, don't say anything

[glossy fulcrum]

mybbad

[zenith obsidian]

shhhh

[quartz tinsel]

The Jester does not meow.

[zenith obsidian]

the poopster meows haha lol

[runic tinsel]

the human balls and keeps balling

[quartz tinsel]

True.

[zenith obsidian]

false

[glossy fulcrum]

meow

:3

the skinky meows

[cloud light]

twinky twinkle little skink
how i wonder what you meow

[glossy fulcrum]

i meow meow

:3

[zenith obsidian]

i bark bark

for stafford from directive 8020

and woof woof

[glossy fulcrum]

i meow for pretty much anyone

bweh

[zenith obsidian]

human is typing i think

the worst possible thing that could happen is "GoreEnthusiast. is typing..."

[glossy fulcrum]

eh

not really

[zenith obsidian]

explain why

[glossy fulcrum]

ive met worse people on this platform

this

server

[zenith obsidian]

no

[glossy fulcrum]

id rather talk to a gore enthusiast than a transphobe

[zenith obsidian]

not on this server

what if the gore enthusiast is a transphobe in a hypothetical situation

[runic tinsel]

One night, I saw a vision in my sleep.
The day I died.
I looked upon my own wasted, inanimate body on the ground as it faced the full moon. There was no blood, no visible injuries.

Nothing but the cold dead eyes of my own cadaver staring back at me.

I dropped to my knees and wept. I tried to reach for it, but my hand phased through my deceased chest.

Then, the body's eyes, mine, closed. It felt as if lighting struck my body.

I remember waking up at 4 AM. Sweat beading at my forehead, my heart almost tearing exploding out of my chest.

That was the most terrified I've ever been.

[glossy fulcrum]

they arent tmk

but

[fallen crypt]

Hello

[glossy fulcrum]

if they are then i'd probably just @ mods to get them banned

[sand valley]

i reject the premise

[glossy fulcrum]

one of the rules here is against transphobia

[zenith obsidian]

whats a premise

[runic tinsel]

anywho

back to ballin

[zenith obsidian]

you should play toasterball

[glossy fulcrum]

i rememver meowing

i had this dream last night

about a baller ass game idea i had

completely forgot what it was about

[glossy fulcrum]

😔

[zenith obsidian]

why do people hate armadillos so much

[glossy fulcrum]

no idea what youre talking aby

[zenith obsidian]

little armored ones

[glossy fulcrum]

bitch i know what an armadillo is

ive never heard anyone say they hate them

[zenith obsidian]

everyone says they carry diseases

i've never seen anyone domesticate one

they are harmless little fellas

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe they do carry diseases

lots of animals do

[zenith obsidian]

there was an armadillo in my front yard once

my parents didnt want me to pet him

im still mad

to this day

[glossy fulcrum]

its probably okay to pet them if you wash your hands after

at least thats how it is with tortoises

which i assume have similar reasoning

but why would you wanna pet them

its not comfy

[zenith obsidian]

because

its an armadillo

why dont people sell armadillos at the pet store

i mean

they have to dislike em or something

[glossy fulcrum]

you can probably look up a lot of this

[zenith obsidian]

the balatro community is more useful

[glossy fulcrum]

no it isnt

we cant read half of the time

[zenith obsidian]

yes it is

[glossy fulcrum]

just google it and ignore the ai bullshit

[zenith obsidian]

im gonna ask the yokai watch community

hold on

actually

that server is dead

lemme ask the gmod community

[quartz tinsel]

That looks inedible.

[zenith obsidian]

hamburger helper

[glossy fulcrum]

that looks fine if i knew what the mystery meat on the top is

[zenith obsidian]

very good

[zenith obsidian]

judging from the color and how chunky it is most likely turkey

or ham

[glossy fulcrum]

eugh

maybe

[zenith obsidian]

how do you feel safe putting a fork that your about to put into your mouth on that mat that probably touched like 50+ forks and alot of saliva

that makes me mad

😡

[glossy fulcrum]

my dumb cat is getting hair all ove rme

[hollow eagle]

if thats ham im leaving this server

[glossy fulcrum]

please let it be ham thatd be so funnu

[zenith obsidian]

is that ham please say its ham

it has to be

or its some animal that nobody eats

[glossy fulcrum]

human

probably not

[hollow eagle]

its prolly insects

[zenith obsidian]

do insects even have meat

[hollow eagle]

not enough for whats on there

[fallen crypt]

Because is my personal folk, you monkey

[zenith obsidian]

JIMBO

[zenith obsidian]

what is the food

meat

meat

[fallen crypt]

Atún

[zenith obsidian]

what is the meat

[fallen crypt]

Wana see something liquid?

[zenith obsidian]

uh

i think

[hollow eagle]

its going to be atleast 50% water

[zenith obsidian]

yeah

[fallen crypt]

No

[hollow eagle]

okay what is it

[glossy fulcrum]

yummers

[hollow eagle]

is that melted icecream

[fallen crypt]

No, milk whit gofio

And maicena

[hollow eagle]

those words are to rich for me

[fallen crypt]

Yes

[glossy fulcrum]

pretty sure

threw a trash bag

into space

[zenith obsidian]

i like milk

[glossy fulcrum]

at work

[zenith obsidian]

im a strawberry

[glossy fulcrum]

i dislike milk

[zenith obsidian]

Srimky: evil version

[glossy fulcrum]

you fool

the evil version is the normal version

[zenith obsidian]

Srimky: liar version

[glossy fulcrum]

i am very evil

my name skinky

[fallen crypt]

I'm a cooking lover

[zenith obsidian]

Srimky

i pressed enter on acicddent

[peak fractal]

I drew a full body drawing of my fursona for once lol

[fallen crypt]

Happy

[glossy fulcrum]

tasty

[zenith obsidian]

those look like joseph joestars clothes in stardust crusaders

[zenith obsidian]

orange juice?

i cant read the can from the angle

[fallen crypt]

No, malta

[zenith obsidian]

is that alchohol

[fallen crypt]

No

At least not that

[zenith obsidian]

what country are you in

i have never heard of a single food you named

[fallen crypt]

Im on Canary, Spain, but im from Cuba

I already haved my last lunch before sleeping

[zenith obsidian]

is that mayo

[fallen crypt]

Ye

[zenith obsidian]

good

[fallen crypt]

That is fish whit mayo and salad

[glossy fulcrum]

thats a lot of mayo jomie

[quartz tinsel]

Not really a fish guy, but to each their own, so they say.

[glossy fulcrum]

to each NOT their own

lets start killing people with different opinions

[fallen crypt]

Im not that into fish, but at least they maintenence my health good

[glossy fulcrum]

many meats are good for health me thinks

better than the shit im eating

[fallen crypt]

Macdonald

[glossy fulcrum]

HELL no

mcdonalds is genuinely sludge

no im just eating salty fatty chipss

[fallen crypt]

Sludge?

[zenith obsidian]

haha your a fish guy

[glossy fulcrum]

gross. bad. tasteless.

[fallen crypt]

Ou

[glossy fulcrum]

at least here in the usa

[quartz tinsel]

Correct.

[glossy fulcrum]

ive heard its better elsewheree

but idk

[zenith obsidian]

incorrect

[fallen crypt]

I hate that type of food, sucks and its bad to my guajiro's tongue

[zenith obsidian]

poopster

[fallen crypt]

I love the taste of a good ice cream

[zenith obsidian]

im eating my mic

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont like ice cream

[fallen crypt]

that's ok

[fallen crypt]

na, its just a horse

[fallen crypt]

fu

[plucky nimbus]

Noticed something while watching the boys

[runic tinsel]

dude what the fuck is that name

[glossy fulcrum]

what the fuck is THAT name

[covert sage]

Crazy name bro

[quartz tinsel]

What is my name?

[plucky nimbus]

Damn three responses about my name in less then a minute

[runic tinsel]

i saw a *reel talking about this. apparently the bottom pic is from some sort of an NSFW anime or smth, idk

[scarlet cobalt]

W name

[plucky nimbus]

Thanks man. nothing but love from gore enthusiast

[fallen crypt]

the man in the situation:

[quartz tinsel]

@scarlet cobalt did nothing wrong, I just blocked them because they make me uncomfortable.

[runic tinsel]

anyone's got that one reaction of an arrow pointing at the install button for discord on playstore with the caption "worst mistake of my life😭"

[fallen crypt]

gore screeam

[covert sage]

how did they make you uncomfortable if they did nothing wrong

[scarlet cobalt]

Lol, happy to know I disgust the people around me by just being myself 😋

[quartz tinsel]

By what name?

[plucky nimbus]

PfP i commissioned from a friend of mine

[quartz tinsel]

Their profile.

[covert sage]

oh i just read it

ts is crazy

[plucky nimbus]

Free my boy gore enthusiast bro

[scarlet cobalt]

We all have our interests, difference is I don't hide who I am

[plucky nimbus]

Yeah liking scenecore is too far

[runic tinsel]

pretty sure I'll be smote if i mention an nsfw name here. but lemme check, i probably still have the video in my likes

[zenith obsidian]

"my rod or is this rod"

[scarlet cobalt]

I promise there's some good scenecore out there, if you want I could recommend my spotify playlist

[zenith obsidian]

"GoreEnthusiast. is typing..."

[plucky nimbus]

Sure if you want, im more into metal genres like grindcore tho

[scarlet cobalt]

I'll dm you 😋

[plucky nimbus]

Is this a threat?

[ruby portal]

[zenith obsidian]

make sure that images are blurred

[scarlet cobalt]

No fun 🙃

[covert sage]

im scared

[fallen crypt]

what country is that? I dont remember it seeing it before.

[plucky nimbus]

Transylvania i think

[fallen crypt]

where lives the gay vampire from hollywood?

[plucky nimbus]

Yeah something like that

[plucky nimbus]

Romania 2

[fallen crypt]

Greece?

[quartz tinsel]

Greece mentioned.

[fallen crypt]

because?

[plucky nimbus]

What the hell is a good goveremnt 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 🇬🇷

[quartz tinsel]

My name is Greek for The Jester.

[zenith obsidian]

the poopster haha

[fallen crypt]

a, ok. My name is Jimbo el guajiro de las casas

[runic tinsel]

dude.

[plucky nimbus]

Very normal bro

[runic tinsel]

nope

[scarlet cobalt]

Honestly I wasn't typing anything I just like how much you guys yap about my name popping up when I type lol 🙃

[fallen crypt]

are just dudes

[plucky nimbus]

That cat just one day walked into my house, no name tag, dirty as hell. And just refused to leave

[plucky nimbus]

Its like seeing a avengers level threat appear

[zenith obsidian]

be careful "poopster" might block you for posting "ipad kid slop"

shhhh

poopster cant hear me

im making a plan to eliminate the poopster

[scarlet cobalt]

Updated my status thing, sadly it doesn't fit all the way 🙃

[plucky nimbus]

Bro's geniuenly a legendary level specimen

[zenith obsidian]

you cant be a real person

[scarlet cobalt]

You flatter me

[fallen crypt]

Uh?

[plucky nimbus]

Social experiment

[fallen crypt]

Fu, im gona gom

[scarlet cobalt]

Lol nope just me

[zenith obsidian]

the poopster blocked me for saying that we shouldnt burn the earth down because it would kill the bull dogs

[scarlet cobalt]

I'm not an experiment 😂🌹

[fallen crypt]

Better going to work on my things

[plucky nimbus]

Yeah you should be experimented on

[runic tinsel]

why am i arguing with people on discord, fuck this

ballin

[zenith obsidian]

argue on a better platform

[scarlet cobalt]

I'd be into it dude

[plucky nimbus]

Yeah im aware

[scarlet cobalt]

Lol 😋

[glossy fulcrum]

miau

[zenith obsidian]

you should be eliminated quick with a lethal injection that causes no pain

[scarlet cobalt]

You're no fun 🙃

[glossy fulcrum]

truth nuke

[glossy fulcrum]

i wonder why you people concern yourselves with usernames so much

[zenith obsidian]

you need to be sent floating in space forever

[glossy fulcrum]

and yet never questioned skinky

[zenith obsidian]

its not the username

its the entire profile

[scarlet cobalt]

Lol you're obsessed 🙃

[glossy fulcrum]

tomato tomato

why we kink shaming around here anyway

maybe we arent but thats the vibe im getting

[zenith obsidian]

its because he consumes toothpaste

[scarlet cobalt]

I swear I deleted that part

[glossy fulcrum]

we all consume a little toothpaste sometimes

[scarlet cobalt]

But that part was satire, I tried and peanut butter and toothpaste sandwich once as a joke, and it was disgusting

[plucky nimbus]

Yeah its a human instinct to see a minty flavored paste and eat it

[zenith obsidian]

and he listens to scenecore

[glossy fulcrum]

idek what scenecore is

but to each their own yk

[scarlet cobalt]

Music shaming? Lol you're so obsessed

[glossy fulcrum]

i primarily listen to video game ost who am i to judge

its fire though

[plucky nimbus]

Even if i wanted to shame him for that i cant be talking i listen to grindcore

[zenith obsidian]

two entirely different things

[plucky nimbus]

Both got batshit fanbases

[scarlet cobalt]

Zaggy boy, if you want I can put you on with my favorite scenecore playlist. Made by yours truly 🙌

[quartz tinsel]

You know what they say. Tomato, potato.

[glossy fulcrum]

the only music genre i'd shame is country because its so samey and basic

[scarlet cobalt]

Indeed

[zenith obsidian]

poopster

[plucky nimbus]

Truth nuke incoming

[quartz tinsel]

This and soulless fucking clanker music.

[glossy fulcrum]

ture

[zenith obsidian]

poopster

[plucky nimbus]

Generative Ai has been a detrement to people's creative ability

[glossy fulcrum]

maybe

stops people from actually exploring artistry by giving them an easy out

[zenith obsidian]

horse walks in

[glossy fulcrum]

man im so hungry

[plucky nimbus]

Yahi reference?

[zenith obsidian]

look at my server tag and take a wild guess

[plucky nimbus]

Let me ponder about this

I dont know i think it means your a big fan of intersections

[quartz tinsel]

@runic tinsel thinks so too.

[zenith obsidian]

car

[zenith obsidian]

the fighter jets in my room wont shut up

this is the model of fighter jet i own

i didnt take this picture

i found it on google

[peak fractal]

I finished the art of my fursona

PREGNANT MAN?!?

[quartz tinsel]

The Jester returns!

Hello!

[zenith obsidian]

the poopster returns

[quartz tinsel]

Does anyone know of HIME?

My nemesis.

[zenith obsidian]

everyone is poopsters nemesis

[runic tinsel]

ballin

[quartz tinsel]

What exactly does it mean to ball anyway?

[glossy fulcrum]

to play basketball

this is also where the term ball knowledge comes from

[peak fractal]

Drew a friends fursona aswell

[runic tinsel]

not necessarily

[glossy fulcrum]

thats where it comes from

i thinks

[scarlet cobalt]

Orign doesn't equal meaning

[glossy fulcrum]

i know

:3

[scarlet cobalt]

🤔

[glossy fulcrum]

it pretty just means doing well

[runic tinsel]

neither that

[scarlet cobalt]

I think I'm gonna OD on starbursts

[glossy fulcrum]

wat

[glossy fulcrum]

real

[runic tinsel]

to ball is to ball

[glossy fulcrum]

im gonna ball you

[scarlet cobalt]

My spit is sticky enough to swing from like a grappling hook

[runic tinsel]

"fuck it, we ball" could just be "fuck it, we do it anyways"

[scarlet cobalt]

So like yolo?

[quartz tinsel]

Good description, actually.

[glossy fulcrum]

mot really

to the unengaged that makes zero sense

[scarlet cobalt]

Shaq gummies

[glossy fulcrum]

nah

[runic tinsel]

fuck it, we ball

[scarlet cobalt]

They good

[glossy fulcrum]

they aight

[scarlet cobalt]

Sour ones are good

Love the cactus

[glossy fulcrum]

i like the normal ones more than the sour ones

normall i prefer sour but the flavors

[scarlet cobalt]

They'd probably be in denile and call it a coincidence

[sharp bay]

Hydrogen bomb vs indestructible Christian baby

[quartz tinsel]

The symbol they clutch at so desperately is upside-down.

[scarlet cobalt]

I need to stop changing my status thing

[glossy fulcrum]

hey atheists, in this absolutely absurd hypothetical situation that has literally never in any capacity happened would you convert

sure man

[quartz tinsel]

I actually wouldn't.

But I'm somewhat polytheistic.

[glossy fulcrum]

me personally

i wouldnt shoot the baby in the first place

[quartz tinsel]

True.

[quartz tinsel]

My gods are humans that reincarnate until Ragnarök undoes us.

And I await that nihility.

[sand valley]

"god is real because i dont know how else that could exist"

if god is omnipotent and omniscient (if youre omnipotent you have to be omniscient, so it's kinda redundant)
then:

• god knows what would convince me
• god is able to convince me

[sharp bay]

Pretty sure the tweet wasnt ment to be taken seriously

[sand valley]

so i dont need to even think about scenarios like this

[sand valley]

ik

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[sand valley]

and if i can't be convinced by a supposedly omnipotent god then that god must not be omnipotent, by definition

[quartz tinsel]

We're neither.

[glossy fulcrum]

wit

wat

[sand valley]

what

[quartz tinsel]

Have I not already explained it?

[sand valley]

clearly not

because we are both confused

[glossy fulcrum]

if you had we wouldnt be saying what

[sand valley]

👍

[quartz tinsel]

Infinite reincarnation equals immortality, yes?

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont know

do we reincarnate infinitely

personally i font believe so

even if we did reincarnate it couldnt possibly be infinite

if not due to the end of life on Earth, then due to the heat death of the univers

[quartz tinsel]

Ragnarök.

[glossy fulcrum]

then its not infinite

you said infinite

and regardless thats not my belief and its not what lilo was talking about

also immortality does not equal godhood

in christianity humans are technically immortal, as their souls or whatever live on forever in heavem or hell

but theres only one god

[quartz tinsel]

So they say.

[glossy fulcrum]

so they BELIEVE

just like you

[sand valley]

my belief is that i dont know

im technically agnostic but it's not that i believe there is something and i dont know

it's that i have very little reason to believe that there is, so i don't believe in any particular religion

[glossy fulcrum]

it is technically impossible to prove the nonexistence or existence of a higher power

[sand valley]

again, there is a way to convince me. i dont have to know it, but an omnipotent god would be able to convince me of their existence

[sand valley]

mhm

[quartz tinsel]

I certainly believe in Hell and know it all too well.

[sand valley]

can only be proven to exist, not proven to not exist

[glossy fulcrum]

personally i choose to belive there is none until solid evidence of the contrary comes

[sand valley]

mhm

[quartz tinsel]

I don't care if you think my words psychosis or jester's privilege.

I just can't wait for Ragnarök.

[sand valley]

edgelord moment

[true zodiac]

[glossy fulcrum]

never said it was psychosis

i said its just your belief

and frankly saying it as if its the absolute truth that everyone else should believe does come off as a bit righteous

[trim prairie]

which mii is the best

[vale cliff]

Man, I love Christian baby arguments

[glossy fulcrum]

GOLDEN SIGMA

[sharp bay]

Indestructible Christian baby vs the Viltrum empire

[glossy fulcrum]

yahirot

[zenith obsidian]

yahipeak

[runic tinsel]

last thing i wanna discuss while on three hours of sleep is some christianity validation hypothetical bullshit.

am just outta work, i just finished studying, and am on the verge of making a smoothie out of someone's pet hamster. fuck off

[glossy fulcrum]

then dont

just discuss something else dog

[vale cliff]

I’m a theist, but atp just let the baby die

He’s clearly asking for it

[glossy fulcrum]

its always about babies

wjy

are they appealing to emotion to make me more likely to say yes

[vale cliff]

Honestly, it being a baby makes it less sympathetic to me

[glossy fulcrum]

also "christian baby" is nonsense. they're too underdeveloped to have belief systems like that

[vale cliff]

It’s obviously some kind of supernatural being since it can communicate in full sentences and actively threaten death if you don’t comply

[glossy fulcrum]

true

[glossy fulcrum]

i think its kinda funny that theyre describing 100 dollars as HEAPS of money

[cosmic ocean]

this what too many chain emails does to an mfer

[glossy fulcrum]

my brother

in THIS economy?

100 dollars is like 4 mcdonalds meals

[vale cliff]

Either The Baby was successful in scamming atheists all this time, or has the ability to infinitely reincarnate

Either way, if you let it live, it’s just going to keep going after people to annoy

[glossy fulcrum]

this mysterious christian baby is clearly a being with power beyond my understanding

Atheists, imagine you're watching over a Christian Baby for a job, when suddenly the baby threatens to murder your entire family if you dont accept jesus christ as your lord and savior. What would you do?

[cosmic ocean]

top answers to all of these better be something along the lines of "uh this is a wendy's"

[glossy fulcrum]

that would be hilarious

[vale cliff]

Christian Baby when murder is a cardinal sin

[verbal geyser]

i think it’s funny that this implies the baby chose to be christian/the outcome would be different if the baby wasn’t christian

[runic tinsel]

ya know, am not a christian, but the pope is cool

[glossy fulcrum]

its important

i dont know much aboyt the pope

i dont like christianity but not all christians are bad

[vale cliff]

True, as a Christian, I would have to kill an atheist baby

[vale cliff]

Oops, my bad

[runic tinsel]

he wrote a 40k word manifesto declarin war on AI

[glossy fulcrum]

true true

[glossy fulcrum]

is there an atheist baby of equal power to the christian baby

what happens when they fight

[runic tinsel]

i saw that and said "damn... these mfs dont even follow the best of them!"

[verbal geyser]

bhuddist baby solos

[vale cliff]

Domain clash

[runic tinsel]

GOW be like

[verbal geyser]

let’s power scale these religion babies

i’ve just typed a sentence never typed before

[glossy fulcrum]

its so peak

[runic tinsel]

btw, heard the next GOW, other than the metroidvania, is gonna be an egypt-based one👀👀

[glossy fulcrum]

well we know christian baby is invincible while he has his crucifix necklas

[runic tinsel]

say that again

[glossy fulcrum]

title card

[runic tinsel]

the "say that again" scene is prolly top 5 worst, corniest scenes in all of superhero movies ngl

that I've seen

[glossy fulcrum]

but it is funny

[verbal geyser]

jewish baby is [title card] during their bar/bat mitzvah

[glossy fulcrum]

outta context

[verbal geyser]

what happens when jewish baby during bat/bar mitzvah crosses christian baby with a crucifix

[vale cliff]

Christian baby has (boundless?) spatial manipulation

[verbal geyser]

unstoppable force v immovable object

[glossy fulcrum]

the whole world ends

[vale cliff]

Can also fart infinitely, defying physics

[verbal geyser]

i think at that point you lay off the shrooms first

[glossy fulcrum]

these christian baby hypotheticals are killing me

[verbal geyser]

have yall seen the one about baseball

[runic tinsel]

oooor... reach for the gun. that baby gon get new holes to deflate from

[glossy fulcrum]

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