🎙・server-chat

[potent mantle]

and what is this image

[glad oriole]

that us troll face

[teal nimbus]

Dipshit289 ass message

[glad oriole]

lolhappy909_lol ass message

[elder frost]

I just got vampire blueprint first ante of the medusa challenge 😭

[misty nexus]

Is the update ever coming out

Wait wrong chat

[glad oriole]

IT IS OUT WHEN IT IS OUT

::

:3

[queen cobalt]

IDK WHERE ELSE TO SAY IT BUT I HAVE TO SAY IT

I GOT PERKEO

THATS IT.

i just ...oogh..been trying for like nearly a week and it HAPPENED

[polar berry]

was he your last joker for full completion?

[queen cobalt]

god..thats all i guess. hope i win with him since i still havent won with the red deck yet...but WHAT a time to get him...finally...

YES

got the others SO easy in comparison to HIM

got the others multiple times for each one

and he took SO long to find. got obsessed with finding him ever since my husband unlocked him as his FIRST legendary joker

i stg this was FATE

[polar berry]

my last joker was a chicot

couldnt get him for the love of god

[queen cobalt]

@elder hemlock and i were talking about perkeo in fan art channel so i SWEAR THEY BROUGHT PERKEO TO ME SO THANK YOUUUU

chicot is probably the one i get the second most behind yorick

which is great cause i LOVE chicot

[polar berry]

yeah i also do

i got two chicots once

[queen cobalt]

yorick was my first and i like him a lot for that. that and how iconic his skull is in theater and plays and stuff

ok thats the next dream. to get MULTIPLE in one run

[polar berry]

my first was a perkeo i think

[small drift]

hi guys

im kind of new and im interested in ur progress in balatro

[lavish charm]

#🕹・game-discussion

Come there

[small drift]

kkk sry

[queen cobalt]

i couldnt even imagine

seems like perkeo was EVERYONE elses first

[wanton steeple]

I finally did it I finally hit naninf

now I can put the game to rest until the update launches

[green tendon]

Nah I never see Perkeo

I’ve never even won a game with him

[wanton steeple]

I broke the game lol

I accidenetlly went to the main menu on my naninf run now crashes when I play a hand

[elfin locust]

how are u guys beating the game i only win 7 time

[wanton steeple]

By playing 700+ hours worth

[queen cobalt]

oo is there some upcoming update thats worth looking at?

also if it helps, i didnt even run the run i discovered perkeo in, all cause of a boss blind where i had to play only one hand type and royally messed it up and had no other options but to lose 😔

[reef verge]

Hi guys I‘m not very new to Balatro, but I have played so many runs but never won.
I always used pretty good Mult Jokers n leveled up my most played hands. But I only ever came to Ante 6-7.

Can u give me tips?

[small drift]

i think the wins will come w more practicing

try to find some tutorials for beginners it will explain u which jokers r more useful at first antes

also try to find some strategy - find two of the most playing types of hands (may be by reason of already bought jokers) and try to play and buy jokers 4 them
dont buy planets and taro at first antes and save ur money for rerolls

the more money u have the more rerolls u can do the better jokers u can find at 3-4-5-6 antes when blinds start to be difficult

[small drift]

or by reason of chosen desk u know

like flashes r more likely cause of many cards of the same suit

i cant give u so much tips but i hope these one will help u

[plain fog]

My first was chicot…

[cosmic briar]

I am not a bot, I swear I just clicked yes cause funny. Also are we discussing first nat-leg Jokers?

[reef verge]

Thats what I do already ^^

I just think its better to have a lot of mults or nah

[green tendon]

Lots of +mult can get redundant for the late game

[cosmic briar]

Wait, christianity has it's own discord server??? Who, when and why?

[reef verge]

I just went in there for the tag

[cosmic briar]

Ok

[reef verge]

What doesnt have a Server tbh

[cosmic briar]

My plans to restart the roman empire?

for one

Gambling the video game, oh wait

[small drift]

i think its time to create it

in minecraft ofc

[cosmic briar]

Nah, decided to give it a discord. So far I've got the rules done

Can I not send images here?

[small drift]

um i dont rly know hahah

[flint copper]

There’s servers for way more bizarre things

[small drift]

how d u want

[cosmic briar]

IK, but there's a difference between a server for a weird thing and a thing that would be weird to have a server for, y'know

[flint copper]

Not really

If there’s a subreddit for it, it’ll make sense there’s a discord server

[cosmic briar]

K

[elder hemlock]

LOVE WINS 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

[wet dove]

if there are any, other than plasma deck, what are the differences between Xchips and Xmult or is literally the only difference on plasma

[balmy horizon]

only difference is on plasma, xchips is pretty pointless

[solemn elm]

joker ordering

but thats it

[golden patio]

xChips is blue and makes a cool sound
that makes it better i think

[flint copper]

Doesn’t mess with +Mult Joker positioning

Especially if you consider editions

[golden patio]

never thought about that part
though that does become an issue if your chips mostly come from a +chips joker

[teal nimbus]

modding mobile balatro discussion is banned isn't it

you can't talk about that or mods will smite ur ass I think

[remote moth]

Talking about, sharing, or discussing exploits or data mining will result in a ban.

And as far as I'm aware, asking about a hypothetical isn't against the rules.

[teal nimbus]

#📜・modding-rules

it's discussing ports of the game

I don't want u to get in trouble that's all

[remote moth]

Alright, my apologies.

[lunar flare]

yeah, there are secret additional rules

[remote moth]

The more you know, I guess

[teal nimbus]

they're NICHE...

[remote moth]

I feel like they shouldn't apply to the rest of the server though

[teal nimbus]

why wouldn't they

[remote moth]

I feel like those rules ONLY apply to the modding chats

Based on where those rules themselves are at

[teal nimbus]

dawg what

[lunar flare]

if rules can only be seen with a certain category of channels visible then it wouldn't be unreasonable to think that those rules only apply to that category of channels

[remote moth]

See? Silent gets it.

[lunar flare]

especially since, again, you need to have that category of channels visible to read those rules in the first place

[teal nimbus]

I suppose so

I think however the bottom line is that localthunk doesn't want new ports of his game being discussed

[remote moth]

There already exists a mobile port for it, technically speaking.

[teal nimbus]

You are still talking about modding mobile balatro

You are actually talking about bringing a steam port over to mobile

[remote moth]

That's not modding a mobile copy of Balatro.

[teal nimbus]

If you really want to do that just use steam link

[remote moth]

Ah yes. Instead of making something easily accessible, let's use the one program that drove me to think of this thought initially in the first place.

Idk if you heard, but Steam Link is ASS.

[teal nimbus]

I think you should realize this is a server for Balatro, not Balatro being a game for this server

[remote moth]

???

[tawdry apex]

😞

[remote moth]

Is Balatro not a game for this server if the premise of the server in of itself is for the game?

[teal nimbus]

The server is for the game the balatro server did not predate balatro

[remote moth]

Ah, makes sense.

[teal nimbus]

The important thing you should note is that if localthunk doesn't want people talking about ports to mobile or modding on non PC in modding channels it should be safe to assume you shouldn't discuss that in general channels either

[remote moth]

Alright. That makes a lot more sense than what you were saying before, and again, my apologies.

[teal nimbus]

besides rule 11 says we can't talk about modding here

[remote moth]

Alright, I get it.

No need to be such a stickler for the rules.

I already apologized for my mistake, just move on from it.

[stark solstice]

Is there an advice for a run channel?

[remote moth]

#🕹・run-discussion

Or #🕹・game-discussion

[stark solstice]

Thank you

[remote moth]

Of course!

[teal nimbus]

Yeah nonono it's all good I'm just letting you know

[pure fiber]

Im pissed off by todays balatrodle

I put ||brainstorm|| before i guessed ||blueprint||

[obtuse snow]

spoilertag with || ||

[pure fiber]

yep i realised that now

[obtuse snow]

e.g. ||text|| becomes ||text||

oke

well, i got it in 4 tries

[pure fiber]

yea same

[obtuse snow]

||Joker|| -> ||Perkeo|| -> ||Brainstorm|| -> ||Blueprint||

[obtuse snow]

no i mean like double ||

[pure fiber]

yeah im atrying to edit it

there we go

[obtuse snow]

oke

[pure fiber]

i did ||troubadour|| -> ||vagabond|| -> ||brainstorm|| -> ||blueprint||

[wet dove]

can we discuss modding that works the same on PC if we just so happen to be on mobile currently

[red pewter]

i did ||showman|| -> ||obelisk|| -> ||blueprint||

[woeful condor]

oh y'all doing balatrodle?

[teal nimbus]

I'm hungry

[woeful condor]

hold on let me try

[teal nimbus]

What

I'd assume this qualifies as considered porting unofficial copies to other devices

[woeful condor]

oh lmao i got it in 2

i got lucky tbh

i always start with ||Ancient|| so I was like ||it's more expensive? lmao is it blueprint|| and turns out it was

[vital ferry]

then eat

[fluid arch]

17 cards
I had 17 4's in my deck of 48
at the end of the blind I only drew five of them

fml

I was cooking so hard

[opal magnet]

Uh....is there....perhaps...a uh..uh...uh.....ahdsj.... A way to grab my PC balatro and convert it into phone balastro....heheh....? 😅😓

[glad oriole]

no

[vale spindle]

Yo just asking but what
Are the Chances to get a negative luchador from a judgement

[bitter steeple]

0.3%

[red pewter]

it would be way less

[bitter steeple]

For a negative, no.

For specifically a negative luchador, I don't think that matters and I don't care fr

unless I'm wrong but idk man go play cards

[plain fog]

Why frame your statements as fact if you don’t know them as fact

[bitter steeple]

I know them probably as fact

[vital ferry]

You.......don't......these.......points....hdhdiegdidh....and....also....that....gibberish....huahauahuahauahauahau.....and....the....laughing....tooo....!🤯 🔥 ✌️

[red pewter]

are yoy dying

[plain fog]

Fill in the blanks has never been my strong suit

[vital ferry]

maybe idk
hbu

[opal magnet]

Ok :(

[plain fog]

Technically we’re all dying at all times

[red pewter]

am doing good, thanks

[vital ferry]

😭 🔥

[glad oriole]

meow meow

[plain fog]

Cat joker when

[vital ferry]

actually no up to the age of 21 to 25 we are growing we start to die afterwards

[vital ferry]

pets

[plain fog]

Skin cels my friend, skin cells

[glad oriole]

~<

nyaa

[bitter steeple]

how much of you is you

[red pewter]

none

all

i exist beyond my own comprehension

[vital ferry]

i mean thats not natural dying thats smth caused by an external force but i do see your point

[vital ferry]

finally a worthy opponent

[glad oriole]

lukcy cat.....

[plain fog]

Oh yeah

Lucky cat!

[glad oriole]

mrow

:3c

[red pewter]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT???

i mean, yeah, lucky cat...

[vital ferry]

thats not a cat its an object🤓

[plain fog]

Me getting flashbacks of the “pets are legally property” fact

[glad oriole]

what if im both

[vital ferry]

then u cant excist

[plain fog]

Put’m in a box with uranium

[vital ferry]

no one defies logic

[glad oriole]

wowww so thats how it is

[vital ferry]

ahh yes ill try that next time

[glad oriole]

🙄

[vital ferry]

yup

no one defies logic as i said

[glad oriole]

why not

[plain fog]

Sir paradox lurking ready to defy logic

[vital ferry]

cuz u cant
its physically impossible

[glad oriole]

too bad

bitch

:3

[vital ferry]

paradoxes are theoritocall

[glad oriole]

theoretical

[plain fog]

Theo’s retical

[glad oriole]

the ore to call

[vital ferry]

i will find you and cumbust on you🥰

[glad oriole]

o_o

at least take me out to dinner first

[red pewter]

thats not nice to say

[plain fog]

Don’t spell it like that it’s Combust 😭

[glad oriole]

seems jntentional

you dont "combust" on someone

.>

[plain fog]

Why don’t I come to your house and you can find out

[red pewter]

jntentional

[glad oriole]

just say youll burn me to death

sounds cooler

[red pewter]

:O

o____o

[glad oriole]

ovvo

[red pewter]

0₩0

[plain fog]

Ok I feel like murdering, time to burn jimbos

[red pewter]

hey wait we can play wordle kn this server?

neat

[glad oriole]

i guess bro

[vital ferry]

how do you write canabilism

[glad oriole]

um

why

cannibalism

[red pewter]

😛😛

😛

[vital ferry]

thx bro

[vital ferry]

dw bout it

[glad oriole]

ok

[cobalt sonnet]

horse

[thin fulcrum]

What does one even talk about here?

[finite ether]

The ever holy eternal negative egg

[sly summit]

Balatro id assume

[maiden kayak]

talking about jokers

[earnest viper]

I have question pls halp..

[red pewter]

yessir

[earnest viper]

Are u an all-things balatro expert?
I don wanna be wasting my time
Thanks

[red pewter]

👍

[earnest viper]

Okee
If i dont buy the ante's voucher then next ante i get the same voucher. Does that mean had i bought the voucher, the next ante's voucher wouda been the upgraded voucher?

[red pewter]

nope its all chance

it cam be any of the vouchers that you sti havent bought

either base vouchers other their upgrades

it isnt a guaranteed chance that the next ante would hold the voucher's exact upgrade

except if youve bought every single voucer and only that upgrade remains

-# i could be wrong, but thats my experience with it

[earnest viper]

I feel like u havent understood my question
Regardless, tanks for answer

[red pewter]

wait lemme reread it

OOOOH

Now i get it

reading comprehension, darn it

I think, in that case, perhaps yes

let me check though

[earnest viper]

A knower of all-things balatro wouldnt give me a perhaps, they would give yes/no
U lied to me... on the internet of all places
Disaappointeeeeeed

[red pewter]

i never said am a knower of all-things balatro tho :b

i said 👍

could mean anythin

[peak plover]

Threw a run today because I forgot to copy I had just gotten a DNA. Sadge

[west pine]

[cosmic briar]

Hey Human. Are you secretly an owl? Also what species of human are you?

[red pewter]

i am a humannoid person

that could imply anything

you take that with a grain of salt ;]

[crystal phoenix]

Hello

[austere crane]

95% playing the game
5% gooning to the jokers

[signal mango]

hi

[solemn elm]

no

sybau twin

[cosmic briar]

But what species of human, Homo-sapien, Homo-neandertalensis, Homo-erectus, Homo-darwinius, Homo-whatever the species name for lucy was, I can't remember all of them?

[red pewter]

Humanoid.

[cosmic briar]

Ok, what genus are you

I take it you mean humanoid as in the family Homidinae?

There are plenty of Taxons I can go through, it will take a while for you to get me to stop

[red pewter]

I am an idea

[cosmic briar]

But biologically?

[red pewter]

Humanoid:
"Having the appearance or characteristics of a human; being anthropomorphic under some criteria (physical, mental, genetical, ethological, ethical etc.)."

[red pewter]

You dont need to worry about that

[green tendon]

you look like an owl to me

[cosmic briar]

Ok, so taxonomically WHERE do you go

I need a species, genus and/or family

[red pewter]

dont need to worry about that either

[cosmic briar]

Im worried alright

[red pewter]

Let's just say your books aren't enough to classify my kind

;)

[cosmic briar]

Personally I am a Australopithecus afarensis

[green tendon]

I don't know I just feel like someone here is posessed by an owl

[cosmic briar]

Then how does your kind classify you

[red pewter]

who

[green tendon]

got you

[red pewter]

DANG IT

[cosmic briar]

Hahahahhah

(I am transcribing my actual laughter)

[red pewter]

They're afraid of me

they think am crazy

a madman

"human"

[cosmic briar]

AHA

got you

[red pewter]

i dont even get a name

they named me after the most despicable, arrogant species in the universe

and for what

[cosmic briar]

Madman madMAN, therefore you are a man and thus a huMAN, which narrows it down to the genus Homo

[red pewter]

:)

[cosmic briar]

Second, you forget about the french

[red pewter]

ah yes

Les Français

-# you joined discord on my birthday, btw :D

[cosmic briar]

Ok 🙂

(:

:8

[red pewter]

=)

[dapper grove]

French people arent even tha…yk what i wont argue

[vital ferry]

Franzosen GRRRRR!

[ionic hinge]

Why does bean have to be so elusive when I need it at ante-8 so I can finally c++

[slow dagger]

im i the only one who finds painted deck harder than black deck on gold stake

[red pewter]

painted is quite hard

but i dont think its as hard as black deck

well, it can be

but then again

its goldstake

[clear tulip]

Didn't expect to see something so BASED when I woke up

"what a shame to wear the name of a human being" - Some metal band

[stable tangle]

painted deck took me over a week of on and off games to beat it

on gold stake

[chilly frigate]

that's wrong! ||we are SUPER arrogant, not "arrogant" ||

[gaunt holly]

𓂸

[plain nexus]

oh wait why did i join

[vital ferry]

so whats yall opinion bout 6️⃣ 7️⃣

[tawdry apex]

Two numbers?

[plain fog]

Useless, meaningless, frivolous

[loud elbow]

I like it

It's a good indicator for people with IQ below 80

[oak frost]

Does anyone want to throw tomatoes at my friend's EX because they made my friend depressed

[vital ferry]

😭 🔥

[sharp compass]

Meh
I don't care at this point

Have a plant
𐤑‎

[mellow summit]

𐤑‎

Huh

[plain fog]

[short python]

You guys will not believe this unseeded run i found

[sharp compass]

Can I see it

[short python]

#🕹・game-discussion

[north goblet]

Hello

[red pewter]

hallo

[muted iron]

hey guys doing a quick public survey. what do y'all think is the most famous album cover of all time?

[median elm]

I would take a guess at Thriller

[clear tulip]

The fact im unc still in the same generation who created it

21 was my era

[long atlas]

either thriller or weezer blue album

[glad oriole]

probably thriller

[royal temple]

"The Dark Side of the Moon" came to mind

[plain fog]

Thriller 100%

[wind hare]

wish you were here

[flint copper]

Weirdly attractive when said by millennials

[whole roost]

Yo

[flint copper]

George, why you agreeing with me

[sharp cliff]

its true

[vernal sedge]

Balatro

When’s Balatro adding slots

[lusty junco]

It's definitely a number

Maybe even two numbers together

[vernal sedge]

Why are you saying maybe

Did we fall down the stairs in youth

🥀

[lusty junco]

I didn't, probably

[vernal sedge]

Ah fair counterclaim

I’ve been matched

[teal nimbus]

wario

[raven ice]

yes

[prisma idol]

There's something off with your time comparison in yo bio

Why specifically is it June 13th last year

[fierce vapor]

hello

[teal nimbus]

im living in the past

[prisma idol]

Ahhhh, so uh how's the ram prices at the moment

[teal nimbus]

it is fixed

[prisma idol]

Lucky 😔

[green tendon]

You know I don’t know why they call it a gen Z thing it got mostly adopted by gen alpha

They’re the ones saying it in public

[green tendon]

I love 21

[teal nimbus]

I hate Pedophiles and people who affiliate with pedophilic activities

[inner scaffold]

W's

[cosmic briar]

Hanging Chud?

I clicked on your bio thinking your pronouns were going to be hanging/chad

Also False son, it's nice to meet another toaster

[worldly canyon]

omg me too

[flint copper]

Crazy coincidence

[signal surge]

[late reef]

if anyone plays the game Catfishing, the game was an answer yesterday

[thorny wolf]

Urt

[glad oriole]

dud me too wtf

[main basin]

А

[solemn elm]

😭 what prompted you to say this

[red pewter]

MJ apparently

[void kettle]

any tips for the early game on gold stake?

i'm just fishing for flushes but never seem to get any, shit is miserable

by early game i mean like the first two antes

[sudden crescent]

Can anyone tell me if unmodded Balatro runs smoothly (also when in retrigger-hell), when specifically playing on a windows Surface Pro 11 with an ARM processor (snapdragon)

[long atlas]

personal preference, but i like to do straights early as a queen high straight one shots the first blind

but i think the most important thing early on is +mult

[solemn elm]

for flushes you need even less chips on average

[long atlas]

stuff like popcorn or raised fist with get you through the first few rounds

[solemn elm]

8 chips per card, while straights need 9 chips per card

[red pewter]

well, actually, 7 chips per card

for a flush

[long atlas]

true i like straights more though because it’s easier to remember personally

[red pewter]

but that works yea

[solemn elm]

oh true mb

[solemn elm]

wait what

flush is 35 base chips

75x4 is 300

so you need 40 chips

40/5 is 8

[red pewter]

isnt flush 40 base?

[solemn elm]

no thats full house

[red pewter]

straight is the 35 base, no?

oooooh right

mb

[solemn elm]

straight is 30, flush is 35, full house is 40

[red pewter]

i mistook flush for full house, lol

[solemn elm]

nws

[red pewter]

i usually hunt for flushes ngl

i just makes sure that the cards add up to 40

the least you could have is uuuh... an ace, 10, 9, 8 and 2. or, a face card, a 10, a 9, a 7 and a 4

no wait

there

[cosmic briar]

Hello my fellow hominid

/owl

[hardy hare]

Well met!

[teal nimbus]

I've been informed that a Don't Starve Together YouTuber I watch apparently commissioned certain arts of certain characters of a certain age

[solemn elm]

:(

[red pewter]

damn

[vital ferry]

you were a cat then an owl and a now a human😭 🔥

[red pewter]

i am the Diamond Eyes (Deluxe) Album by Deftones

[vital ferry]

i have no idea what that is but cool

[red pewter]

its my pfp :D

[vital ferry]

oh i see

epic pfp

[red pewter]

thanks, check it out if you ever heard of Deftones

pretty cool

[vital ferry]

i will see

[vital ferry]

its not rlly my type of musik ykwim

[red pewter]

i got you man

[junior cobalt]

one day someone will ship yorick x andy more than me and that day is the day i will die

[river crypt]

Heyo, just joined mostly to share a Joker idea I had. What channel would that go under?

[plain fog]

Suggestions

[vital ferry]

what😭

[shell night]

Beep boop beep 🤖

[glad oriole]

meow!

[river crypt]

I'm gonna link it for anyone interested, I know how stuff in discord forums tend to get buried. #1507079814140399916 message

[junior cobalt]

you have to see the vision
yorick is a tsundere

[vital ferry]

how does someone even know that

[red pewter]

i guess bro

[junior cobalt]

look at him
sense it

[noble jewel]

How would r/balatro react to blueprint if it was posted as a fan joker

[red pewter]

they will crucify you

[tacit shard]

hey guys i need some help

any tips for a unmodded unseeded run where i have to one shot blinds starting ante 4 and highest score wins?

so highest hand up till end of ante 8

oh it is plasma deck red stakes

[red pewter]

depends

[pure fiber]

I sniped todays balatrodle in two

||troub|| then ||sly||

Easy peasy

[vital ferry]

i see your vision
you have indeed enlightened me

[cosmic briar]

I had a run with a double tag and then a negative tag. Proceeded to get the 2 worst jokers.

[red pewter]

which are

[vital ferry]

legend says human will be never answerd

[red pewter]

pull out that one wolf sad sigma reaction

[empty summit]

hello. new to server. my name is dexter like laboratory. i have a baby. my favorite joker is probably odd todd or credit card. i hope you all have a good day

[red pewter]

hi dexter \o/
hope you and your family are doing great. my favourite joker is Lucky Cat. have a great day you too, and thanks :D

[empty summit]

lucky cat goated

[random tendon]

Oops try again!

[chrome tapir]

[teal nimbus]

h

[grand cave]

[long atlas]

jandom consty consul’s balatro related quote of the week every week i remember to until 1.1 (no this is not pressuring for 1.1 it just gives me a time frame to stop by) by jandom consty consul
week 1:
“some may say ‘one joker’s discard is another joker’s gold card’ but remember, a devil is behind many gold cards”

[outer helm]

Anyone know a YouTuber who has a guide for straight newbies?

[flint copper]

Try kissing men

[outer helm]

That might’ve got me 10 years ago

[crude moth]

[mortal leaf]

i like the fact that blueprint looks at the joker he’s copying

[gentle flax]

its such a cute little detail i love it

[mossy timber]

Waal is the best blind ever conceived

[gentle flax]

better than the plant?

[mossy timber]

Yes

It’s like big big blind yknow

[hardy breach]

will it be a chronicle

cause

it won't be a chronicle cold like a popsicle put you in the hospital the orders chronological my signs astrological this shits diabolical im a son of a prodical

[proper spear]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIX5lyWXUAADwqg.webp

do i hear embed fail?

[mossy timber]

Where’s the waal emoji

Why is there a plant one and not a Waal one!

I honestly forgot what plant does, doesn’t it debuff face card or something

You see the Waal is more memorable

[gentle flax]

i think it depends what part of the game

the WAAL is very devastating early on

however the plant makes me want to delete the game if I get it later on

[mossy timber]

We need a the waal buff

10x blind size!!!!

No

10000x!!!!!!

[quaint apex]

1 trillion

[quaint apex]

Embed faliure loool

I hate imbed faliure

Worst thing ever

[austere crane]

5% playing the game
95% gooning to the jokers

am i right lads

[twilit topaz]

…

[flint copper]

Attention seeking final boss

[teal nimbus]

1.5/10 bait

[flint copper]

Your mother

[teal nimbus]

999/10 bait

[unkempt spindle]

woah

thats some crazy battle

supa hot fire level battle

[wary torrent]

advanced

[unkempt spindle]

I take the ball, i shoot, i miss it type shit

[unkempt spindle]

Genuinely

nah icl balatro genuinely is my favorite game

[upper solstice]

🐴

[royal prairie]

only 22 jokers left to gold sticker, so close, yet so far

[slate talon]

Balarto!

[slate talon]

You could do anaglyph deck with a negative tag to try and get a ton of them at once

[red pewter]

shit

[astral iris]

@edgy tulip what do you want bruh

[placid lodge]

is anyone in doc spectreds discord server?

[vital ferry]

i

am not

[solemn elm]

I am

[astral iris]

i am

[placid lodge]

can you send me the invite i cant find it

[astral iris]

you need to sub to his twitch

[placid lodge]

ohhh

didnt know that my bad

[astral iris]

i believe the vip member or whatever on youtube also works

[solemn elm]

or you can support him on kofi

which i think also lets you in

[placid lodge]

okay thank you

[wispy flint]

Guess who is back?

[flint copper]

Back again

[red pewter]

shady's back

[winged mango]

Ñ

[obtuse snow]

nyohoho

[tawdry apex]

Tell your friend

[red pewter]

guess who's back

guess who's back

-# guess who's back

[foggy summit]

scary movie 7

[fringe fox]

u ruined it

[foggy summit]

ikrr

[foggy summit]

bros not gyro

[obtuse snow]

shut it larper you probably dont know your love trains from your tickets to ride

[red pewter]

you know, i listened to every song that was referenced as an ability in jojo

and i gotta say

Araki knows his shit

[mortal aurora]

Can someone paypal me some money on this account:[e-mail] for balatro 🙏 😭

[plain fog]

0$ is some money

[glad oriole]

by definition, no, $0 is not some money

[fringe fox]

if it is not money, why it has the $

[glad oriole]

because um

um

[long atlas]

both parties are right here
$0 is an amount of money, however the amount is none so it is both something and nothing

zero is strange

[long atlas]

okay just thought of something

so when you refer to a singular thing (in this example i’ll use dollars) you’d say ‘one dollar’ and anything more it becomes plural so in that case, it’d be ‘two dollars’

why is zero plural

‘zero dollars’

i feel it makes little sense to refer to multiple of nothing (though it doesn’t make sense to refer to a single nothing either)

[solemn elm]

because "zero" is synonymous with "no" or "not any"

you wouldnt say "no apple"

you would say "no apples"

[long atlas]

wait that actually makes sense thank you lilo

[solemn elm]

:3

[red pewter]

time's rough man, but uuuh skill issue

[red pewter]

because when you aint got no bread, you be thinkin about all the bread you can get

but when you got that money, you only think about the money you got

see its all about the grind homey

[stone onyx]

it's really an artifact of english specifically. other languages approach it differently; latin, for example, has the adjective nullus (-a, -um) which just takes whatever number the (implicit or explicit) noun it's modifying has (nullum (virum) amat = he loves no man, nullae civitates magnae erant = there were no big cities)

english's singular/plural categories are really more of "one, specifically" vs "not one, specifically". lots of languages share this dynamic but not all --- i think russian has separate grammar between 1, 2-4, and 5+, and iirc ancient greek had a singular/dual/plural system

but it also applies to other things that may seem weird from the perspective of other linguistic communities:
1.1 apples
0.9 apples
-1 apples
are all grammatically correct

[stone onyx]

also it occurs to me to mention that while "zero" acts like "not any" acts like "any" which is plural, "none" acts like "not one" which acts like "one" which is singular:
"none of the racers is ready"
is grammatically correct (the "is" skips the modifying phrase "of the racers" and agrees with "none", which is singular), but so is:
"no racers are ready"

though "none of the racers are ready" is also sometimes attested, because more important than any supposed linguistic "rule" is economy of speech, and "is" sometimes feels more awkward on the tongue

[sharp cliff]

its just not really

plural in english is basically just anything but 1

including 0.5 etc

though you do say half a dollar

But that is just half of 1 and dollar effects the one

[long atlas]

i see your point though

english is so weird

[plain fog]

English is 3 languages in a trench coat

[red pewter]

no

english is not 3 languages in a trench coat

its at least 5

[sinful atlas]

Day 1 of spreading the gospel

Jesus died for your sins and payed the ultimate price for us. He is the ultimate being. The alpha and omega. Matthew 4:4 says that we cannot live only by bread but by God alone. with God and Jesus we can do anything (Phillipians 4:13) CAN I GET AN AMEN

[plain fog]

Amen, but maybe move this in #🃏・off-topic ?

[glad oriole]

rule 5

this is a video game server go preach somewhere else

[charred crow]

does anyone know how to fix a black screen on the pc game pass version - already updated drivers, tried with igpu and dgpu

[solemn elm]

do you have an AMD GPU

[charred crow]

yes 6800S

Laptop gpu hence tried igpu and dgpu (both AMD)

[solemn elm]

do you have a 2nd monitor connected to your laptop

[charred crow]

No, just looked back at the original fix and it says to update manually but I used AMD Install manager. Going to try and do my graphics drivers manually see if that works

Any more advice appreciated though

[celest nebula]

Icl is it possible to love 2 people at the same time even if 1 of them have moved on 😪

[red pewter]

mf this is the balatro server chat

but nah

if one moved on, why you chasin

[celest nebula]

Bru if I said this in game discussion I would’ve had my shit crucified

[celest nebula]

Icel it’s not even chasing it’s just the memories smh 💔🥀

[red pewter]

thats whats good

you love the memories

not the person they became or were

you love that version of them

you love that version of YOURSELF

and now

ya gotta LOVE yourself

and know that those memories are nice, but you aint NEVER gon find anybody like em

[celest nebula]

Sighhhh perhaps, human 😴😴😴🙏🙏

U ain’t even lying

[red pewter]

love yourself twin

be yourself twin

[celest nebula]

To love is to let go mijo

[red pewter]

focus on yourself twin

[red pewter]

i know twin

[celest nebula]

Also have u seen like the last episode of the boys

[red pewter]

yeah

kinda disappointed

[celest nebula]

Bruuu I’m so pissed bru

[red pewter]

but i aint gon lie

[celest nebula]

Overly underwhelming 😭🙏

[red pewter]

Antony Starr is an INCREDIBLE actor

[celest nebula]

Yeah omfg he carried homelander 😭😭😭😭

[red pewter]

5/10 AT BEST

[celest nebula]

I genuinely think he’s like 70% of why people enjoy the show

[red pewter]

he's probably had one of ny favourite villain performances ever

and i dont care what people call himelander, "traguc hero" or whatever, he's still a monstrous villain

but man

if homelander had ANY parents AT ALL

he wouldve got out of that shit hole of an organisation better

[rich roost]

Eh

Wassup

Feeling the aura today

[quiet ginkgo]

honeypot
-# i ate it

[charred crow]

Didnt work

😞

just wanna play the card game man

[coarse inlet]

theoretically what would be the opposite ability to wee joker

[wary torrent]

loses 8 mult

[plain fog]

Gains +2 mult when a 10 is scored

[royal prairie]

i have one rare joker left to get a gold sticker on it, sombody tell hit the road jack to spawn

[plain fog]

Somebody told him to hit the road tho, he jus wandering

[royal prairie]

well he needs to hit the road the leads to my PC

[little quiver]

the flying spaghetti monster says to pet the fluffy fox

Huh?

[obtuse snow]

guys for some reason my datelatro concept got viral on insta

https://www.instagram.com/p/DYm_bJqiHvv I MADE THIS

[royal prairie]

congratulations you win a prize, i will do everything in my power to grant your wish, tho be warned, im really not that powerful

[woven saffron]

I am not john balatro

[fierce rain]

i

…

am steve

[woven saffron]

Hell nah

[glad oriole]

i

my name skinky

:3

[stiff tusk]

Hello

[full peak]

Hey guys uh

I broke Balatro

[verbal bison]

😃

[verbal bison]

Whatd u do

[sage swallow]

Chat does stone joker spawn when you have 1 Stone card right?

[wooden pumice]

So does scoring naneinf break your profile? It was fine when scored. But game keeps crashing now

android

[ancient thorn]

You gotta be stoned enough

[clear steeple]

heyo, if i uninstall the game from Steam, and reinstall it later on, will I keep my progress?
exams season is here and I can't keep spending time playing the game

[red pewter]

you keep the achievements iirc, yes. but i think you'll have to export the savefile? am not really educated on that subject, but thats what happens for me on other games.

[clear steeple]

yeah I imagined that would be the case

[tawdry apex]

U will have the save if you use steam cloud

Worked for me when i moved to linux

[clear steeple]

good to know, as I'm planning to move to Linux this summer, but I haven't worried about any of it yet

[tawdry apex]

As long as you use steam cloud u should be fine, but keepin a backup never a bad idea

[clear steeple]

yeah I'll look into it after my exams. My pc is 5 years old, and its very much unorganised so I'll have to go trough everything and see whats worth keeping

[fierce rain]

metro boomin got me boomin

[red pewter]

me too

hold on a secind

RICHARD NIXON????

[twin fjord]

gu-gu, ga-ga

[tawdry apex]

Yep, ma boi 😏🫂

[brazen briar]

I'm back

[cedar scaffold]

Hi back

[rose sequoia]

When is localthunk gonna release balatro bro

Sounds like a fun game

[plain fog]

You sound like you need hieroglyph to go back to the ante balatro released

[flint copper]

*cuts off a hand

[full peak]

I bought an Ankh when my Joker slot was full and it was stuck on my screen

[uneven laurel]

Hola

How are we chat

[fleet agate]

almost 500 in ceremonial dagger

[fluid arch]

I'm at 89% joker sticker

I have 15 gold stickers left to get, thankfully I've already gotten all the legendaries

[plain fog]

Medium Rare

[iron imp]

Best way to be 🤛🏾

[upbeat matrix]

I miss my ex sm

[verbal bison]

OHH

Oh yea

Sigh

Ankh highkey does that sometime 😔

[scenic vine]

How many steel kings do you roughly need for nan inf

[plain fog]

How many kings and mimes?

[scenic vine]

I've got a mime, 3 brainstorms and 3 blueprints with 65 cryptids in hand, just wondering when I actually have to bite the bullet

164 steel kings w red seel

[gloomy sorrel]

do u have a baron

[scenic vine]

No

[plain fog]

Base mult on high card?

[gloomy sorrel]

its just math

[scenic vine]

10

[gloomy sorrel]

plasma?

[scenic vine]

Ghost

[gloomy sorrel]

oh

[scenic vine]

That's not a good thing to hear 😭

[gloomy sorrel]

u need like 194 bruh

[scenic vine]

So I need 15 more cryptids, alr

You mean 194 kings in hand ye?

[gloomy sorrel]

ye

[scenic vine]

sweet

[solemn patrol]

hello

[vital ferry]

how many calories does a new born have?

[blazing canopy]

About as many calories as a new born :]

[lilac iris]

I just swept my friend who had bus polycanio with 2 glass jokers and a hack (+ redseal glass 2s)

[blazing canopy]

No wee?

[lilac iris]

game didnt last long enough I 4-0ed him

[sonic coral]

Guys is Balatro a neich game ?

[sonic coral]

Probably 7

[proven lily]

No.

[solemn elm]

not really

it was nominated for GOTY

[chilly venture]

hi

[red pewter]

hallo

[summer ether]

hi

[austere crag]

any professional balatro players here? need help

[red pewter]

no

[sonic coral]

Someone told me it’s a neich game

[red pewter]

want a niche game?

[sharp cliff]

*niche

[thorn wraith]

dude

some guy tried to get me banned due to my roblox limiteds

he tried to scam me from them on gosd

[vast crescent]

Uuhhh?

[formal spade]

I beat gold stake

I’m Tuf

[flint copper]

Mixtape

[lofty sable]

Balatro Balatrez Playing Balatro

[plain fog]

It’s not niche, it’s just not triple A

((Which has sucked these last few years btw))

[flint copper]

True dat

The people need more triple A gems

Maybe even quadruple A

[plain fog]

wut

[native moth]

tung tung sahur extreme

[plain fog]

Human with free will btw

[uneven laurel]

Hiiii chat

[karmic marsh]

Hii

[finite turtle]

Got balatro cards at an anime convention

[quaint ginkgo]

No you didn't

[proven lily]

Im so tuff guys

[craggy tiger]

hi

[teal nimbus]

Me when somebody asks the letters of the alphabet: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[raw matrix]

Tent

[flint copper]

UWU

mami

MAMII!!

Feed me mommy

[silent flax]

Just play black ops 7

It's obviously better n niche

[teal token]

Hi yall

[leaden dove]

hewwo

I asked to go home from work early so I could go to a furry rave and now I think I'm gonna play some balatro hell yeah

[flint copper]

Holy shit

Real?

[vital ferry]

yo thanks bro helps a lot

[meager rapids]

@ocean flame talm bout some balatro when the only thing that should irk you is how you cheated on your girlfriend of 3 years

[sonic coral]

Is it niche ?

[sonic coral]

Balatro will never cheat on you

[leaden dove]

Yea I picked up a keepsake too, I would post it but I don't have image perms ;(

[flint copper]

It’s not that you don’t have them

You just can’t here

[leaden dove]

sad :(

Its a my little pony printout where Fluttershy is drinking bongwater and there's a few more, and rarity is saying "my three girlfriends, and yes they smoke weed"

I'm not even a brony I just think it's funny as hell

[meager rapids]

clearly D would cheat on balatro tho

cus that's what were doing now

cheating

[sonic coral]

I mean there really no way to cheat 🤔
Unless you count seeds ?

[meager rapids]

I wouldn't know I don't play

[sonic coral]

The server is literally about Balatro

[meager rapids]

yea and I'm all about getting justice for izzy 😪

it's just so fucking jarring bro

THREE YEARS

[sonic coral]

So what’s the full context?
Sorry for being nosy

[meager rapids]

Kay so I'm his ex from like 3 years ago n after I left he gets with a mutual friend n they dated for three years until he cheated on her with his girl best friend on their 900th day together

apparently is also racist and controlling

[sonic coral]

;-; dayum

[meager rapids]

basically she told me a lot I can't just summarize

hes trying to defend his side chick too

[sonic coral]

So yall trying to expose him for being a cheater?

[meager rapids]

basically

how do u do shit like that after 3 years of being with someone bro people get married in less time than that

[sonic coral]

I feel like I’ve seen him before 🤔

[meager rapids]

evil belgian man fumbles 2 alt baddies one after another

[sonic coral]

Bruh I can’t send images

L you mind if I DM you something?

[meager rapids]

ya sure

[sonic coral]

Yea he’s in a few servers I’m in ?

[leaden dove]

I've never seen somebody talk about balatro here

Its just like, horses and trans flags

[sonic coral]

Honestly I think this is the first time I speak in this server ;-;

[leaden dove]

There is mods though, that work in multiplayer I think? But you may both need to have them to use them

Not sure, I don't play multiplayer

[sonic coral]

Sucks it’s a mod for pc though. Honestly I need more friends that play Balatro

[deft beacon]

skull

[leaden dove]

you know I'm right

skull emote

[flint copper]

Lesbian trans horse awesome and intimidating yuri or some shit like that

[umbral blade]

Fuck Apple Arcade 😭 I’ve been playing for a month on the apple arcade free trial and now I cancelled my subscription and bought the game and all my progress is gone 😞

Not the biggest deal because of unlock all but my stake wins..

[flint copper]

YouTube ads are sending ai men my way instead of ai women now

I feel so naked

[red pewter]

???????

[red pewter]

... progress?

idfk

[flint copper]

Emotionally

I am wearing clothes

[red pewter]

it just reminded me of one meme idk if its popular enough

guy slaps his belly and calls himself "am so fat" or some shit it was fuckin hilarious

[finite turtle]

I mean i have pictures but if you say so

[quaint ginkgo]

The pictures are ai

[red pewter]

oh i see whats going on

our dear scarab here is practicing a technique on you

[finite turtle]

Damn who pissed in your cereal today

[red pewter]

ancient tibetan monk sacred move

[red pewter]

the tibetan monks

[flint copper]

Hot

[quaint ginkgo]

I actually didnt have cereal this morning I had eggs so you are actually incorrect and I win

[flint copper]

I love fat men

[red pewter]

do you happen to have any interest in owls

just curious

[red pewter]

real, i was the pan

[flint copper]

What does that have to do with anything?

They’re alright

Never seen one

[quaint ginkgo]

Well actually pans are inatimate objects that can't have conscious, and also I boiled my eggs in a pot so you are also wrong again. I win yet again

[red pewter]

no i watched you

the pan is real

in fact, am not real scarab

its all your mind

wake up

wake up

wake up

wake up

wake up

wake up

[woeful condor]

good morning

[ancient coral]

the fuck is going on here

[merry jay]

this is server is really dead ig

[lusty junco]

The other channels here are more active

[flint copper]

This is pretty true tbf

[bleak anchor]

Does somebody know how to get the randomized number mod

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[bleak anchor]

Thanks

[bold crag]

good morning gamers

[proven lily]

Good morning

[chilly venture]

gm

[sinful zinc]

i am a racist🏁 🏎️

I like cars

(Joke)

[plain fog]

(Joker)

[analog umbra]

😑

[red pewter]

crazy how the person with an exaggerated laughing emoji for a pfp isnt laughing

[glad oriole]

is it though

im not my pfp

[red pewter]

can you please not take away the fun from my little silly observations

[glad oriole]

wat

[red pewter]

hoot

[oblique pebble]

who remembers their first gold stake combo?

[long atlas]

wee hack dna hologram half

[hearty gate]

hi guys

[violet marlin]

didnt expect to see a balatro reference in my cyberpunk playthrough

[oblique pebble]

ohh wee got a pairs as your first?

[neon wren]

my first was reroll for econ + scaling mult or immediately lose days...don't remember

[long atlas]

theorycrafting time: the egg found in ramen is the same egg as egg (joker)
most of the time, eggs with paint/coloring on the shell are boiled (think easter egg dyeing, most of the time those are boiled) and the egg with ramen is obviously boiled
my theory: ramen felt incomplete, so they took egg, put them into seltzer, and put that on the score counter and scored beyond the score requirement, creating flames and thus causing seltzer to boil, boiling egg (ignore the fact that the plastic of seltzer could melt i’m theorycrafting)
in conclusion: RAMEN IS A MURDERER, DO NOT TRUST THEM

edit: this has been proven untrue (thank you zebra), as egg is based on the Clown Egg Register, which are ceramic eggs

side note a genuine headcanon is that the mini jimbo in seltzer is like a tiny fish in a fish tank

[lilac iris]

why is diamond so hated I love rough gem

[red pewter]

it cant be hated if you love it

your love is infinite

doesnt matter how many people hate or dislike one thing as long as you exist

[hushed estuary]

Yo what does orange stake do

[red pewter]

it adds perishables and applies all previous stakes' mechanics

[hushed estuary]

Alr thanks

[teal nimbus]

spades and hearts are the coolest looking imo

[slate mauve]

definitely

[bleak folio]

Ahhh can i larp here?

[flint copper]

Stfu butcher

[bleak folio]

Dang It

[little granite]

Hello

[modest solar]

Excuse me?

Sir?

[raw matrix]

S word five

[modest solar]

Nah, just new players dislike Diamonds, Rough Gem is pretty ok/good money generator

Diamonds are basically Hearts but actually having a joker instead of shitstone

[long atlas]

true, i dunno why smeared includes diamonds/hearts when hearts are basically useless

the head gotta be the easiest boss, shit ain’t do nothing 😂

[modest solar]

Is because each mineral works as each suit

If a mineral works for one more suit kinda breaks the point

[modest solar]

Tbh all suit bosses are easy besides Club which can disable Seeing double, all the rest are gugu gaga new players bait

[long atlas]

oh i see we edited the message (for contexts sake the original message didn’t include mention of shitstone) i thought a joke was being made that shitstone is so bad it doesn’t deserve acknowledgment

apologies!

[rugged apex]

Anyone alse have recieve a dm from a "26yo chinese girl" who plays a game called Bastion of survivors or some of that shii?

[modest solar]

Ohh i see i see

Anyways, shitstone is bad

Like, really really bad

[long atlas]

spam bot, send a ticket to #mod-mail, block em and carry on

[modest solar]

I hopd they just buff it or gave it a entire new reworked playstyle

Shitstone by itself is a awful design

Is basically a AJ who uses 2 joker slots instead of one and can be actually countered by the head boss

Like, are we deadass?

[rugged apex]

I see, i already received like 4 of that scam shit

[nova shore]

@analog parcel ?

[empty rock]

balatro

[analog parcel]

what

[nova shore]

close enoguh, welcome bakc joker

[nova shore]

why the 🦦 xd

[analog parcel]

idk

[nova shore]

explendid

[analog parcel]

im bored

[nova shore]

i dont remember you tbh

[analog parcel]

i just chose someone at random to otter react

[nova shore]

oh

makes sense

[languid portal]

Borlato

[empty rock]

brolatro

[normal solar]

Botrola

[brazen flint]

boltra

[glacial dock]

Balatro no es un jugeo

Es un estilo de vida

Respiró y como balatro

[undone tiger]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[vast widget]

Cuando se me acaban los motivos para brindar: ¡Por balatro!

[undone tiger]

Sale balatrito?

[worldly canyon]

brotato

[tough sinew]

I haven’t played in ages is the update here yet

[maiden fjord]

no

[green tendon]

Pongan balatro

[undone tiger]

doubt it will be anytime soon

[leaden dove]

speaking of, do we know anything about the update changes? I haven't looked into it

[undone tiger]

thunk said there would be balance changes and a rework of the blue stake difficulty

[leaden dove]

Remind me what blue stake does lmao

[undone tiger]

-1 discard

[leaden dove]

I don't do stake runs I do high score and some gold

oh yeah that one's oof

[fierce rain]

that feeling when some guy reacts to your comment from literally 3 months ago

[undone tiger]

worth it

L tierlist buddy

[stray bronze]

who here likes balatro?

[flint copper]

Not me

[finite turtle]

not me sorry

[flint copper]

Very bad game

[plain fog]

Man f*ck balatro I’m playing peglin

[lavish cargo]

absentminded

[plain hull]

Lo balatro sale caro

[signal surge]

albert