🎙・server-chat

[glad oriole]

you sure actung like it

cool off potato chip

[plain fog]

[whole island]

balatro

more like

uhh

bala-toes

[plain fog]

Balatross

[wide radish]

h i

[whole island]

🟨

guys

how do I good at balatro

[kindred walrus]

luck, dedication, and a morbid amount of free time

[frozen meteor]

Anyone wanna pvp

[queen cobalt]

do..do you mean with this game

[timid cedar]

They are referencing the multiplayer mod, which they should be asking about in #⚙・modding-general or the multiplayer server, not here.

[queen cobalt]

ooh i see. i could also get side by side playing, but it seems like thats not as common anymore due to all these online only games...but DANG, with a partner, its GOALS

to see what you both get and all... also im just gonna say rq, modders, keep it up, yall are awesome, and so are you all that DONT mod

so basically, everyones awesome

sorry i dont make the rules

oh wait so where would i talk about balatro but when its dlc/special content in another game

wanna be SUPER sure i know

[smoky vigil]

is theres a crack mod for balatro?

[little plinth]

@narrow gyro me when i accuse someone of being a bot ．

anyways ．

anyways hiiiiiiiiiii ．

fuck i＇m actually so bored ．

[plain fog]

Yes, cryptid mod

Also hey general regent thragg

[little plinth]

huh .

[random grove]

Yo guys is that chess rogue like game any good

[plain fog]

Yessiree

[glad oriole]

theres a lot of chess roguelikes you need to be more specific

[random grove]

The gambo one

[wary torrent]

if you're talking about chess battle advanced, the game where you buy different pieces and upgrade them

[glad oriole]

eg

[wary torrent]

||no ||

[glad oriole]

gambo is not great from whatvi know

but u can play the tutorial if u want

tutorial

demo

im so stupid

[compact stump]

g

[wary torrent]

did you just bring a g

[compact stump]

Ye

G

[wary torrent]

@thin kite kill

[thin kite]

i

hi

[plain fog]

thi

[radiant portal]

Aplove’s Chess Clash Royale mashup

[queen cobalt]

anyone recover an answer yet?

i say, waving my hand frantically

[long atlas]

hi sorry yes answer

#🃏・off-topic is your best bet, you can also talk about it here or #🕹・game-discussion i could assume

[next sky]

Don't click: || if you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free||

[real sparrow]

Ok

[flint copper]

I saw this already

I’m immune

[fringe fox]

i thought this was the The Game

[flint copper]

I’ll be posting an anti-curse immunity dog in #🃏・off-topic for those affected

[civic fjord]

I’ve underestimated the Wee Joker

[lyric flint]

i played balatro for the first time today and i played for 5 hours

this might gwt worse

[long atlas]

trust me it will

[fringe fox]

jandom wanna hear a joke?

[long atlas]

let’s hear it

[fringe fox]

What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

[long atlas]

i’m not sure, what is bruce lees favorite drink?

[fringe fox]

WATAAAH!

[long atlas]

that garnered a chuckle

solid 4.5/5 joke

will be telling this one in the future

okay okay my turn

how did the barber win the race

[fringe fox]

how?

[long atlas]

he knew a !

what the fuck

[fringe fox]

never try comedy again

[long atlas]

he knew a SHORTCUT!

[long atlas]

ok i’ll leave save your tomatoes for the next hack to try the stage 😞

[wary torrent]

there once was a man from venice

who stored his food next to some mice

but the mice and the geese

ate up all the cheese

the fruits, bread, and licorice

[long atlas]

is this the next shakespeare 🗣️ 🔥

[wary torrent]

no

i copied shakespeare

[fringe fox]

When is it bedtime at the Vatican?

[long atlas]

that means you’re the new shakespeare methinks

[obtuse snow]

there once was a man from nantucket

[long atlas]

aaaand we’re cutting ya off there

[long atlas]

when?

[scenic cliff]

1. Missionary

[frail warren]

hi

[mystic marsh]

does the multiplayer mod have an online queue?

[queen cobalt]

acting like thats the worst entity to be cursed by smh

[wary torrent]

You may ask: "Who's next?"

You may ask: "Who will be?"

"Who will be the secret boss of adventure No. 3?"

Me don't knows

And me don't cares!

Me only cares about spamton,

The rest can go up in the airs!

[little plinth]

rolls around .

hi guys .

[fluid arch]

gold stake
pull canio in first blind

here's the funny part

abandoned deck

[flint copper]

Free money?

[fluid arch]

I'm determined to make it work

I need the sticker

[little plinth]

whats goin on

[fluid arch]

I made it work I got it to x3 mult

[fluid arch]

got his ass up to x9 mult

sticker :3

[viscid tundra]

Joker Idea I had for funsies

Geologist
Uncommon
Each played stone card has a 1/4 chance to break. (Can give 5$, a random tarot, or spectral card)

I like stones and wish they had more jokers available for them

[prime nova]

𓀦

[fathom otter]

#1505135093306626078

[tardy hound]

Its been 2 years and theres still no update

holy lazy dev

[wheat zealot]

Is there going to be a sequel

[red pewter]

Yes

Its called "Poker"

Instead of jokers and builds

You gamble

[digital verge]

wow

thats incredible

the idea is just immaculate

when are previews out on steam

[gritty flame]

I thought it's a prequel

[red pewter]

Theyre out. Just head up to the closest casino

Pro tip: always go all in

[red pewter]

It's a common misconception, but Poker was created by John J.(Jumbo) Poker, Jimbo's cousin, in 1780, 200 years aftwr Balatro was founded by John Thunk Jimbo

[gritty flame]

Do you know who was the first person from that ancient era to score naneinf and achieve C++ ?

[red pewter]

Unknown.

[gritty flame]

Oh

[red pewter]

C++ was founded in 1930 during yhe great depression

[little plinth]

hi gang .

[nocturne basin]

True Story

We can trace Balatro history to the 12th and 13th Century because of Leonardo Pisano, known as Leonardo Fibonacci.

[little plinth]

heey .

[mental kelp]

If the development of 1.1 takes so long mb just give us Blue stake rework and keep cooking the rest? It's currently the biggest "issue" in the game, I'm down even for a band-aid fix

[little plinth]

damn all these people got airpods in .

[vital ferry]

yo whats up

[mental kelp]

Nothing I suppose

[plain fog]

I poseup

[hexed zephyr]

Ppl invis copies perishable?

[warm dragon]

This gal gets it

[plain fog]

Feel like that convo’s over bruh

[flint copper]

Ping him, coward

Hehe

[mental kelp]

I did

I wanted to share my opinion directly

[long atlas]

honestly i can see your pov here and kinda agree a hotfix would have been nice (very rarely do i agree with a “where is 1.1”)

however it is obviously not going to happen

and i sit on the fence of “i’m willing to wait if it means a huge, amazing update”

so in this case i’ll say be patient because it likely won’t be that much longer and we’ll get a bunch of new stuff along with balancing!

[scenic cliff]

Blue stake rework:
Blue Stake - Does nothing.

[long atlas]

make it -3 discards please 🙏

i think it’s either gonna be -1 hand [size] or a new mechanic entirely

[plain fog]

Another sticker

[sharp cliff]

this is like the same problem but different

[long atlas]

i feel -1 hand is significantly less worse early on

[plain fog]

Money dies

[long atlas]

-1 hand size would be stretching it

[sharp cliff]

Handsize would just encourage pair more

same problem

[long atlas]

oh you’re so right i completely forgot hands gave money

[sharp cliff]

pair is just too good

-1 hand would make pair worse

[long atlas]

-.5 hand how about that

[sharp cliff]

but also kill econ especially with red and gold stake as well

[plain fog]

Booster packs have -1 option to choose from?

[sharp cliff]

Nah

that is so much worse

[plain fog]

Small blinds don’t have skip tags?

[long atlas]

that would do jack shit

[plain fog]

Just throwing stuff into the wind here

[sharp cliff]

remove skipping entirely would do nothing imo

who skips

[plain fog]

Stuff costs +1$?

[sharp cliff]

That is even worse than current blue stake

[long atlas]

that would suck balls with rentals

i bet it’s gonna be a new sticker

maybe the pin sticker that’s in the knife’s edge challenge

[sharp cliff]

-4 joker slot sticker 🧠

[plain fog]

Yes please more stickers

[plain fog]

Why not go for the -5 and have 0 joker slots

[long atlas]

but then you’d have 1/0 slots cuz ya gotta pick up the joker to get the stickers effect

the question is if it is the pinned sticker would it need to be eternal

okay apparently i’m going crazy! there never was a sticker for pinning holy i’ve been mandela effected

[solemn elm]

there is

its in the knifes edge challenge

[long atlas]

i opened a knife’s edge and apparently there isn’t

[long atlas]

#🃏・off-topic message

oh wait does the stake sticker cover it up (no i checked)

yeah no there never has been a pin sticker texture but the effect shows up when you click the card

wacky

i thought it was a deep indigo like a deeper perishable

[sharp hollow]

hai chat

was gone for like 70 days or something, played lots of balatro, got c++ even

i see there's a #ceremonial-dagger channel now, hmmm.... what could it mean

[quasi marlin]

wouldn't advise chatting on there
it's a trap for bots

[glad oriole]

im a boy

[warm dragon]

This guy gets it

[plain fog]

This individual gets it

[sharp cliff]

This person gets it

[halcyon cypress]

Hi there boy

[red pewter]

It get it

[halcyon cypress]

I'm gay

[glad oriole]

me too

haiiiii

[plain fog]

I’m a horse

[crystal phoenix]

hello chat

[red pewter]

Hola

Hallo

Hai

[halcyon cypress]

hi there gay person

[glad oriole]

hello gay person

:p

[halcyon cypress]

hello

hru :P

[glad oriole]

fine :3

hru

[halcyon cypress]

thas good

I'm doing alright

[glad oriole]

good good

[halcyon cypress]

[sharp osprey]

balaro

tro

is so gaaaay

[long atlas]

correct

[glad oriole]

tep

lots of gays here

:3

[sharp osprey]

thanks fir being so supportive of me

[glad oriole]

but im the gayes boy

[long atlas]

m willing to argue there’s more gays here than not

[glad oriole]

est

[glad oriole]

perhaps

[long atlas]

let’s hold a count

[sharp osprey]

hm idsagre

[long atlas]

@ mods make a poll

[sharp osprey]

what about ungays

[long atlas]

the what

[sharp osprey]

yep

gotta think abt those guys

[long atlas]

i dunno…

[sharp osprey]

damn................

[long atlas]

jk!

honestly i’d say it’s probably a pretty even split

odd todd and even steven yaoi/ shitstone and oops yuri definitely converted a few

[red pewter]

You're Marvin Gaye's boy?

Thats amazing, I love Marvin Gaye's music

[glad oriole]

no

im the gayest boy

ever

[plain fog]

A bloodstone even split

[long atlas]

yes you will

it’s not like it says you will in massive letter

i mean you can if you want but you won’t be comin back

[vital ferry]

I dont think so going of pure statistics

No youll get a free yorick in ur next run

[plain fog]

You also get a madness

[vital ferry]

Yes im sure, i also have alot experience

[plain fog]

[vital ferry]

Holy shihh he actually did it😭 🔥

[red pewter]

How gay

[long atlas]

what a legend

or an idiot

[red pewter]

A legend can be an idiot

[long atlas]

pick whichever you think fits

[red pewter]

Both

Legendary Idiot

Perhpas even... The Fool

[quasi marlin]

WHY DOES THIS SERVER WANT ME TO GIVE +2 MULT TO THE DAGGER

[red pewter]

Youre only worth 1$ when sold?

Damn

[long atlas]

you’d give more than that

[red pewter]

At least +12

[quasi marlin]

how nice :)

[red pewter]

Or youd just break the dagger because youre PRICELESS and have no price :D

Holy fuck that was close

[plain fog]

I hope I sell for specifically 7.2$

[glad oriole]

quite

[steep solar]

Hola

[halcyon cypress]

the #gaybalatroclub

imagine a pride joker

[young spindle]

I want to say something that might seem like spam, but it's for a good cause.

I'll send the screenshot in one of the chats; it won't let me here.

[peak solar]

If it's one of those "do not friend this person because they haxxor", then don't, it's meaningless fearmongering

[bleak lodge]

banner is the pride flag of people who identify themselfes as gamblers

[ornate depot]

i was comissioned to make a texture pack for a streamer and banner is a trans flag in that

[sharp dew]

WHAt is the joker you get if you do the winning a game without ever getting more than 4 jokers

[neon wren]

invis

[sharp dew]

? are you saying u get invis is it good?

[neon wren]

rare. does nothing for 2 rounds, then sell to copy one of your jokers (random)

[sharp dew]

o

lowkey might be good

yaaa

[neon wren]

copies everything about the joker except negative

[sharp dew]

awwww

[neon wren]

so a 102 mult flashcard will have 102 mult

[sharp dew]

welp wanna watch me play im bored rn OOOOOOOOO whats flashcard again

[neon wren]

adds 2 mult when you reroll. expensive but ok

i.e. the least hassle highest ceiling scaling mult joker

[sharp dew]

o ya i love that dude

also isnt he amazing with dude who givs 1 free reroll each round

like doesnt each reroll scale by 1

$

so you can just get so much for so cheap with him

[halcyon cypress]

if you think about it some of the suit jokers could be pride jokers

[sharp dew]

yo someone is prob raging at the thought of pride and it not being hated on ofc it aint me

[halcyon cypress]

balatro if it was WOKE!!!!

[hallow venture]

i just found someone playing balatro on my bus🙏🙏🙏

[sharp dew]

w man

or female

or gold fish

or mexican

or taco

or grass

or joker

[glad oriole]

just say person

[ornate depot]

^

[lunar flare]

in this context

just say w

[ornate depot]

werson

[glad oriole]

w gerson

[barren cedar]

They could be in this discord, who knows

[ornate depot]

was anyone on a bus an hour ago

we need to know

[hallow venture]

3 hours ago but i guess it counts

im a dumbass

😭🙏

[ornate depot]

were you balatroing

[hallow venture]

i saw someone balatroing

[rustic basalt]

balaro

[lyric flint]

2 days on balatro

my life will never be the same

im a broken woman

[plain fog]

Trust me it gets worse (for the better)

[halcyon cypress]

I was playing balatro on Friday on my way home on the bus

Could have been me

[flint copper]

Person

[glad oriole]

hello person

[flint copper]

What do I do now

[glad oriole]

meow

[flint copper]

Hai!!!

:3

Hiya

[glad oriole]

haau :3

[long atlas]

bro on the bus today someone was peering over my shoulder watching me play balatro 😭 🙏

[glad oriole]

what the fluff

[long atlas]

yeah it was crazy

i pulling yalls leg i dont ride the bus i play too many face cards for that

[glad oriole]

L

[long atlas]

and because america suck with public transport

[trim belfry]

What the fuck im doing whit my whole life

[wintry hound]

Balatro balatrez

[flint copper]

Men look so good when they’re crying what

[rotund ruin]

Can anyone suggest a video that explains balatro well and how to make builds I’ve been stuck on ante 5 and 6 barely 7

[long atlas]

not a video but a channel rather

doctor spectered / balatro university

[rotund ruin]

Thanks man appreciate it

[long atlas]

np, keep up the grind you got this 💪

[rotund ruin]

WILL DO🫡

[halcyon cypress]

[steep solar]

Holaa

[quartz island]

i need to settle an argument

is 5' 6" short

[daring zodiac]

it's shorter than average

[prisma idol]

Taller than me so nah

[grave socket]

hologram + ghost deck is so fun

[zenith gull]

Ya

[supple lotus]

no

[tame anvil]

How old?

[restive pike]

if full grown (20+) then it is considered short (shorter than average)

[ruby barn]

Greetings and Salutations

[split trail]

2 in 2

[split trail]

6 inches below average where im from and 5 inches above average for timor-leste

[neat ginkgo]

short stack😂😂😂

[sharp compass]

m

[solemn elm]

meh

[sharp compass]

Do you guys know why everything is called "digital"

Because it relies on a bunch of digits

[flint copper]

Oh my god

That’s so smart

[timid cedar]

no, it's because we use our fingers (digits) to interact with it

[solemn elm]

no it isnt

[flint copper]

It’s actually because there’s a circus that’s amazing

[solemn elm]

digital in this context means that it uses numerical digits, as opposed to analogue which means it represents data in some measurable quantity

[leaden dove]

its actually a nod to the hit 1997 media franchise "Digimon"

[sharp compass]

huh

Interesting

I thought it was because of digits

[leaden dove]

no yeah its from digimon

the more you know

[sharp compass]

Hmmm

But I thought computers existed before digimon

[leaden dove]

wild how that works huh

i guess you could say digimon was before its time

||:3||

[austere crane]

0.1% playing the game
99.9% gooning to the jokers

[vital ferry]

This is true i have experience

[flint copper]

Digimon famously predicted modern technology

How did you not know this?

[sharp compass]

I know nothing

I don't know how to exist

[flint copper]

I don’t even know how to breathe

[sharp compass]

The name "Digimon" means "Digital Monsters", the name can't be based on itself

Back to acting like a joker

[fallow hollow]

make a bot of balarto on discord gang

[solemn elm]

gross, twin.

keep it PG

[flint copper]

Digimon literally predates digital technology tho

[flint copper]

George Boole named his invention after his favorite Japanese media franchise in its honor

[solemn elm]

i dont think this is true

there was plenty of digital technology in 1997

[flint copper]

Lol yeah

I wanted to see when he would start calling me out

[sharp compass]

I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want it to evolve into an argument

[misty nexus]

No

Ts not it

[sharp compass]

.

I'm digging straight down

[red pewter]

Hell is you talm abo

[gusty mulch]

Sex is so funny

[tawdry apex]

Sex is so overrated

[plain fog]

Sex is not a topic related to balatro

[tawdry apex]

🤔 hm

[red pewter]

All of those Yuri artists would disagree greatly with this statement

[mild swift]

hello

[red pewter]

olleH

[long atlas]

sex and balatro don’t mix (WE are all virgins because WE play balatro)

[inner scaffold]

especially @stoic canopy

[halcyon cypress]

Balatro is better than sex

[true fable]

guys does anybody know why can i unlock things with a seeded run?

[neon wren]

there's a mod that allows that

[tawdry apex]

True true, u speak facts 🤝

[tawdry apex]

Why not just use unlock all button? Or you want achievements?

[halcyon cypress]

seeded runs disable unlocks my default

to prevent cheating

[unkempt spindle]

I dont agree.
Unfortunately, due to modern day B.S it has been made out to be what its not
But in the form its meant to be in, intimate, caring, both parties into eachother ALOT and MARRIED not a once off thing

Its a beautiful way in which hormonally, and emotionally it bonds 2 people together so well whilst being such a healthy dopamine high hitter. And its extremely good for both genders regulation of many brainwaves

its excellence

[halcyon cypress]

random kid

[long atlas]

bro don’t lie to us it’s okay

[unkempt spindle]

Gods decree and gods system ❤️

[long atlas]

balatro player and non virgin is a venn diagram that has zero overlap

[unkempt spindle]

😂😂😂😂 Man

Balatro is a very high test game in my humble opinion

True men play Balatro 💯

[long atlas]

true women play balatro too

[unkempt spindle]

100%

[solemn elm]

marriage my hatred

[unkempt spindle]

Most deserved game of the year ever
Only recently Ive gotten tiresome of completionist i started delving into balatromp

[solemn elm]

you can get married if you want but there should be no expectation to get married

[unkempt spindle]

Just to diverse

[solemn elm]

thats between you and your partner

[toxic arrow]

nahh

[unkempt spindle]

No yeah 100%
I just personally think, if you dont expect to get married dont expect to have such relations with your partner

Just due to the fact that it ISNT designed biologically for short term relationships

[toxic arrow]

middle aged recovring addict

[unkempt spindle]

I hope it gets better for you man, stay disciplined

[toxic arrow]

no

not talking about me

[unkempt spindle]

Oh I misread 🤣

[solemn elm]

marriage is not a requirement for long term relationships

[toxic arrow]

middle aged recovring addicts paly balatro

[unkempt spindle]

Imho its a requirement for sexual relations

[toxic arrow]

you mean like friends

or dating

[solemn elm]

for you personally thats fine, but you should in no way put that pressure on other people

[toxic arrow]

tf

[unkempt spindle]

i think you are misunderstood..

this entire conversation is about sexual relations and i mentioned very firstly in all my texts "in my humble opinion" and "i personally think"

But um okay. Good advice?

[toxic arrow]

you cant f*** somone and then say were just freinds

thats not how that works

?

[solemn elm]

?

[long atlas]

friends with benefits

[toxic arrow]

fair

[solemn elm]

saying "imo" doesnt absolve you of criticism. youre stating an opinion about other people, not just about relationships you are in.

[toxic arrow]

subscribe to friends ++ subscription and get sexual relation ships

[sharp cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692> i think this makes sense

[long atlas]

i agree

[toxic arrow]

but it dose absolce you from hate

[sharp cliff]

something happening

[toxic arrow]

what

[solemn elm]

no it doesnt

[unkempt spindle]

Yeah im unsure if the rules allow this

[toxic arrow]

nu uh

[long atlas]

yeah yall let’s NOT talk about sex anymore please

[swift sail]

you sure about that

[unkempt spindle]

Rather diverse from the topic cuz people are confused anyhow

[toxic arrow]

yeah im gonn leave before we all fet banned

bye

[swift sail]

smart

[unkempt spindle]

I dont think the mods are that extremely harsh to ban us 😭
But anyway

[swift sail]

haha. you must be new here.

[unkempt spindle]

Who here is also on route to completionist

[sharp cliff]

rule 11

multiplayer is a balatro mod

[unkempt spindle]

Oh god i cant talk about that either

I am so sorry

[sharp cliff]

get 'em

[lunar flare]

isnt absolce that one pokemon with the horn

[long atlas]

so close

[swift sail]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408

[sharp cliff]

thats absol

[unkempt spindle]

Ah its seperate

[long atlas]

absol is a pretty darn cool poekmon though

[sharp cliff]

usually people don't like talking about just multiplayer in there
i reccomend going to the balatro mp server

[lunar flare]

isn't absol that thing you get of hate if it's just an opinion

[sharp cliff]

absol is the pokemon

[unkempt spindle]

Abstract joker?

[long atlas]

what’s yalls favorite pokémon

[lunar flare]

aurorus

[sharp cliff]

scizor

[sharp cliff]

good choice

[long atlas]

so based that’s such and underrated pick

[lunar flare]

i think amaura is that thing you farm , like they say "i amaura farming"

[unkempt spindle]

charizard

[sharp cliff]

however my technitian bullet punch is 4x super effective

your aurorus is dead and my scizor wins

[lunar flare]

well i will simply use aurora veil and still die

[long atlas]

and then my golisopod comes in and says hi guys i’m here too

[unkempt spindle]

pokemon pvp?

[sharp cliff]

basic

[toxic arrow]

hey bec. of the moderation of dc rn (the ms system rewards you the more ppl you ban) i recomend going to #🃏・off-topic

[unkempt spindle]

Mfs in 2016 genuinely used to get hit by cars finding pokemon go balls on the road

[long atlas]

what

from my understanding this is just off topic without image permission (ie, general) if that’s what you’re referring to

[unkempt spindle]

server chat is.. for the server.. offtopic chat is.. for the server..

Game discussion is for about balatro discussions

Run discussion is for runs in balatro

[toxic arrow]

ohh

[unkempt spindle]

Isnt server chat just offtopic cuz its members of the servers chat

[toxic arrow]

this is the wrong channle

[long atlas]

off topic is severchat with image permission

[toxic arrow]

i thougt this was #🕹・game-discussion

[unkempt spindle]

"ERM MODS!" 🤓 I think we should delete one of the chats!

[unkempt spindle]

My dad always says

Yk what 'thought' did?

"Thought planted a brick and thought a house would grow"

[solemn elm]

#🎙・server-chat is the general of the server, #🃏・off-topic is for whatever, #🕹・game-discussion is for balatro

[unkempt spindle]

Or something along those lines

[toxic arrow]

i cant spell for shit

[unkempt spindle]

Bitttt confusing but ty

[long atlas]

it’s spelled “f o r s h i t”

[toxic arrow]

i spent five years learning this

and i cant spell

[solemn elm]

there are a lot of redundant / useless channels

[toxic arrow]

like #ceremonial-dagger

[solemn elm]

#🕹・run-discussion isnt really used much besides as a 2nd #🕹・game-discussion

[true fable]

no is that, the other day i decided to try a seed, but it did let me unlock things with the seed

[solemn elm]

thats a very useful channel

[long atlas]

no it’s extremely useful for catching bots

[unkempt spindle]

But tbh thats literally every public popular game based server, similar to the xbox public/community and minecrafy ones

Minecraft**

[unkempt spindle]

Nah thats useful, just a pisser off that it keeps redirecting me there everytime i click on the server

[toxic arrow]

yeah it almost got me like 5/6 times by now

[long atlas]

can we have an example

like what did you unlock from it

[unkempt spindle]

she specifically unlocked baron, mime, blueprint, brainstorm, perkeo, and everything else was undiscovered thereafter

[true fable]

i know that, what im saying is that it is letting me unlock things i hadn't with the seed

[true fable]

i unlocked perkeo and chicot

[long atlas]

yea that’s definitely not normal

[true fable]

wait let me check what else

[unkempt spindle]

if ur playing w any mods ik basis of modded balatro is a setting to unlock things w seeds

Otherwise just a bug i assume

[solemn elm]

steamodded disables achievements by default, yes

[halcyon cypress]

no idea then

[true fable]

well i do have an apk installed to play w mods but i don't have any mod on

but if it is that, how do i see if i have it on?

[unkempt spindle]

If it annoys u and u wanna unlock the jokers normally, u can actually create a new profile if u tap on it in the main menu

And hopefully the bug wont happen again, or maybe you genuinely just didnt use a seed, and got lucky enough with 2 soul cards

[unkempt spindle]

No no, its not in the base game whatsoever

U have to go out your way to install mods

[true fable]

no, the thing is that i did use a seed, that gave u perkeo and triboulet i think

oh i also got triboulet by that seed

[unkempt spindle]

But u can go to mods and then config and/or settings and see if theres anything

[true fable]

okay

[unkempt spindle]

Yup, nothing more then a glitch then

[true fable]

oh nevermind it indeed was an option from the mods

ty for answering anyway

[unkempt spindle]

Hahahh sorry about that

Atleast u found out

[true fable]

yeah

bc i found it really weird

[unkempt spindle]

But as i said, u can always create a new profile if u wanna get them legit

Happy to help

[true fable]

the thing is that i would do that, but i alr had a lot of progress before that

or at least that's what i think

[unkempt spindle]

Ngl, in like 3 really really good games

Or a good anaglyph deck setup

U can get a WHOOOOLE lot of unlocks very quickly

But I wish you the best nontheless

[true fable]

tyyy

what is ur progress?

shit

[unkempt spindle]

I have majority jokers gold stickered, im still missing perkeo in my collection tho

Everything else in my collection is fully unlocked

[true fable]

damn

[unkempt spindle]

If u do want any help i genuinely dont mind if u ping me for any of the joker specific unlocks

[true fable]

im still missing alot from the golden stickers

[unkempt spindle]

Like have 400$ etc

[true fable]

oooh, okayy

tyy

[unkempt spindle]

I mean tbh, beating gold stake is the challenge, focusing on jokers whilst beating gold stake is hell

[true fable]

yeah, i can imagine

i haven't gotten to gold stake, im stuck on black still 💔

[unkempt spindle]

Rather unlock ur jokers first before even going to gold stake cuz copy jokers carry me so much

[unkempt spindle]

Dont rush it, balatro is so much of patience
Even ante 1 skip tags majority of them arent worth it for most decks

Only investment tag MAYBE really

[true fable]

ooh, i only take skip tags on the first antes if they are for money or for rare jokers

[unkempt spindle]

Ya that rare joker be tempting me on plasma deck

everytime i take it tho its the usual obelisk

💔

[true fable]

YEAH

thats what i was gonna say

hate that shi

[unkempt spindle]

Me toooo

How far r u in ur collection?

[true fable]

well as i said, im still missing alot

can i like, send screenshots here?

is it allowed?

[plain fog]

Real ones take obelisk so they don’t see obelisk in the shop

[unkempt spindle]

In #offtopic or u can dm me idk

[cinder shore]

greatest piece of advice ever

[unkempt spindle]

i do fr or i lowkey just hold R and restart cuz ion wanna play without ante 1s shkp

Shop*

I ALWAYS take that annoying hieroglyph and empress for blocking tarots

[plain fog]

I can get behind hierophant honestly

[red pewter]

Why would you get behind Narioki Kakyoin's Stand from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Stardust Crusaders?

[solemn elm]

obelisk is peak

[green tendon]

obelisk lowkey one of my fav rares

[solemn elm]

real

[green tendon]

my least fav one is probably hit the road

[solemn elm]

my least favourite is baron

[green tendon]

baron used to be one of my least fav until today

[misty flame]

the problem thoo: dont you need to get it early?

[green tendon]

I've gotten it towards the middle and pivoted

I usually pivot from pairs or flush

[long atlas]

i mean you don’t need to

it’s usually better when it is though

i think

[green tendon]

and if you get it early, you need something else (usually flat mult) to carry you for the first couple of rounds

[proud bluff]

why is flush so desirable to balatro players

is it the colors or is it the satisfaction

or is it the ignorance to the fact straights are better in every way?

[wary torrent]

because flush

[proud bluff]

i get your point

[red pewter]

It is because half of them are gay and they cabt associate themselves with straight things

[proud bluff]

did Shakespeare really die?

half is too much imo

when fallout and warframe exist

[red pewter]

I feel him coming inside of me like the lord's light

Shakespeard

I mean

Fuck

[sick pewter]

Woah woah woah

[red pewter]

My brother in arms what in middle of butt-fuck nowhere is your name

[sick pewter]

Idk

[red pewter]

Are you 192cm wide or smth

[sick pewter]

Hahahaha

How funny mate

No I was sarcastic

[ruby parcel]

mate dont listen to him dont let the rage bait get to you mate

[sick pewter]

Nah trust me I can tell

[red pewter]

Oh no I am dissipating

My rage bait didnt work

Aaaaa
-# aaaaah

[sick pewter]

Dissipating?

Son😭😭😭

Tf is dissipating?

[red pewter]

To vanish

By dispersion

[sick pewter]

You mean disappearing?

[red pewter]

No, dissipate

Different

To a certain degree

[craggy laurel]

The forwarding menu is the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

[red pewter]

Lmao i saw that

[proud bluff]

balatro bro 🤖 🇮🇱

[red pewter]

Is your name Gary

[solemn elm]

i think its lary

just a hunch

[signal surge]

[modern sky]

balatro

[long atlas]

no that’s the name of the hit roguelike silly

[surreal gazelle]

🇮🇱

[glad oriole]

easy

thats all

theyre easy to play

and feel strong in early stakes

also, as a gay i think straight is a great hand

[flint copper]

HEY YALL

@everyone

[prisma idol]

Mrow

[flint copper]

I’m a nothing burger

[prisma idol]

HIS LAST NAME IS BURGER?!

[glad oriole]

you should cook steak with popcorn butter

[prisma idol]

Y'know, that's not the worst idea ever

Like

Next time I have access to popcorn butter I'll try it

[flint copper]

There’s no way popcorn has its own butter

[prisma idol]

Yea it does lol

[flint copper]

My maiden name is gender

[prisma idol]

From what I've seen it's a sweeter/saltier butter

[prisma idol]

Gender is a stereotype made up by the government

[glad oriole]

its not really

i mean

in the vid i was referencing the guy says it was pretty good

[stray vine]

crazy I got a balatro tattoo before joining the balatro discord server lmfao

[stable isle]

balatro is generationally good

I'm sure you won't regret that one

[glad oriole]

balatro is not THAT good

its good though

[plain fog]

Is it tho?

[glad oriole]

yea

like its a great game domt get me wrong but people glaze it way too much

[plain fog]

No I meant balatro IS that good

[solemn elm]

i think its great

[glad oriole]

me too

[prisma idol]

Risk of rain better :3

[solemn elm]

ror is a lot less accessible

[prisma idol]

True dat, and the DLC prices 💔

Soon to be 4 at $20 each

[solemn elm]

turn based gameplay means you can take as long as you need to make decisions

[prisma idol]

Tbh that's why i like ror so much, the overstimulation in the later stages let's me focus on just the game

[nocturne lance]

Where @flat oxide

[flat oxide]

rick : yo

[nocturne lance]

From Rick and Morty?

[flat oxide]

nah

as in

[glad oriole]

true ture

[flat oxide]

yorick

[plain fog]

I don’t think that has an effect on how good a game is

It should vary from game to game

[wide plank]

For your final challenge, no jokers

[peak lichen]

hello guys

[plain fog]

No funny business

[glad oriole]

it makes it more accessible

[plain fog]

I see

[flint copper]

Yeah, lots of people in this server stopped playing ages back

Not that that makes the game bad, obviously

It’s just so good, it got overhyped

[glad oriole]

ye

[royal cobalt]

balatro

[halcyon cypress]

Balat

[undone tiger]

Disagree

I still play

[flint copper]

That’s valid

I was making more of a general statement

[undone tiger]

true

The game is very good

Consumes you and people play for months no stop for hours a day

they get burned out and leave

but the game is so good that you eventually come back and play like you are suppose to

from time to time, about 1 to 4 runs each time

[flint copper]

Nice server tag btw

[undone tiger]

I see you still have that nevernamed pfp after years

[flint copper]

@thin fulcrum How about joining this one?

[flint copper]

I lost my old pfp image

I’m stuck

Thinking about commissioning the first artist to make me another

[undone tiger]

I think it's good, no need to change

[wicked arrow]

Who's a good girl 😚

[flint copper]

Excuse me what the fuck

[iron fulcrum]

most normal discord user

[wary torrent]

my server tag is very cool and awesome

[steep solar]

Holaaaa

Quieren balatriar

😛

[terse hedge]

Where does Darth Vader get his sneakers

[undone tiger]

damm this server is way emptier than before huh?

[lusty junco]

She's a boy btw

[lusty junco]

Other channels are more active

[wicked arrow]

Well hello

[wary torrent]

i killed darnell yeah i shot him nine times

[rigid steppe]

How do I throttle my cpu for higher balatro performance

[lusty junco]

Don't even try 😭

[wary torrent]

i shot him with my nine it was nine on the dime

[flint copper]

Was gonna say this

[wary torrent]

also it was november ninth

[flint copper]

But then I thought, no, that’s actually weird as fuck regardless of gender or orientation

[wicked arrow]

Your right I don't need to

[rigid steppe]

Why does my balatro mods not work on gentoo when it works fine on arch

[lusty junco]

Just give up, your shenanigans aren't gonna work on anyone 💔

[lusty junco]

Yeah true but I wanted to try and mess with them

[wicked arrow]

I've seen this anime before

[flint copper]

Don’t try to out-troll trolls

You have a life to waste, they don’t

[wicked arrow]

How are you post

[flint copper]

Bro don’t hit on me

[wicked arrow]

I'm not ?

[glad oriole]

not me :)

even if i was a girl i am quite evil and malicious

[flint copper]

I’m unaligned enby

[wicked arrow]

Don't say it to be true !

[glad oriole]

sorry pal

just the way to soap bubbles

[flint copper]

Just the way the apple turnsover

[wicked arrow]

Just the way the cookies crumble teehee

[glad oriole]

yummy

[wicked arrow]

Tell me are you assertive or shy ?

[glad oriole]

depends

[wicked arrow]

fair enough, are you having a good day ☺️

[flint copper]

@glad oriole Who is this guy 😭

[glad oriole]

i dunno

[lusty junco]

Not that much time wasted

[wary torrent]

i am very evil

[glad oriole]

im having an okay day though

[wicked arrow]

Really where's your supervillain lair

[flint copper]

Well, I mean in general

[wary torrent]

oh i'll show you

[flint copper]

There’s usually no reason why people are dicks online other than the fact they can be

[glad oriole]

i wouldnt say calling someone a good girl is a dick move

a bit creepy though

if theyre a stranger

[wary torrent]

it's in #🃏・off-topic

my evil lair of evil

[wicked arrow]

Beats me

[glad oriole]

very evil

[wicked arrow]

Do you fight super heros

[glad oriole]

nah

[wary torrent]

yes

[glad oriole]

i fight (terrorize) normal citizens

heros too much effort

[wicked arrow]

What's your super power

[flint copper]

I can copy other powers

(Nobody has powers but me)

[glad oriole]

i exhale toxic chemicals

[flint copper]

That part was me generalising tbh

[glad oriole]

(carbon dioxide)

[glad oriole]

oh

okey

[flint copper]

I headcanoned you could clone yourself

[glad oriole]

gee i wish

.>

who said that

[flint copper]

Like a reactive cloning ability

If you got hit, you could just tank it by expelling clones

[glad oriole]

what if the clone survives

do they dissipate or just stay with me forever

[flint copper]

I assume they’re all brain dead by default

[glad oriole]

aw :(

[flint copper]

Like lizard tails

[glad oriole]

ohh

skink

but if they have the undying sigil they return to my hand allowing me to use them as sacrifices for better cards

[flint copper]

I unironically forgot the train of thought that led me there

[glad oriole]

ouh

[flint copper]

But it was that

[glad oriole]

well when u said lizard tail it sounds like it was from the skink

yay

im smar

[wary torrent]

hivemind

[silent flax]

Who on ow

[flint copper]

Are you also multiple people or do you only have telepathy with yourself?

[wary torrent]

i am a spore

[flint copper]

Hey, @tardy cloud , what’d you think about this?

[red pewter]

i can see inside people's souls

[flint copper]

Mahito counter

[red pewter]

unfortunately, it only works on dead people so

and dead people's bodies essentially have no souls

[red pewter]

how is it?

ooooooh right

[rancid orchid]

[tardy cloud]

Unoriginal.

[flint copper]

No, I mean, what would you pick?

[flint copper]

Yeah, it is

[tardy cloud]

I am the shopkeeper that sells you your powers.

[flint copper]

True

I expected nothing less

[fluid arch]

it really annoys me that the +mult from shoot the moon triggers after xmult from steel cards

seems like an oversight

[green tendon]

you can reorder the cards

or you mean steel queens

[red pewter]

Are your steel cards queens?

[fluid arch]

steel queens

the xmult triggers first

why

[green tendon]

that's just how the game works I guess

[long atlas]

because it can

[red pewter]

it hates us

[long atlas]

stm is my favorite common and we love her the way she is

[red pewter]

mf speakin french

who the hell is WE

[long atlas]

konichiwa

[fluid arch]

I've kinda soured on her, happy to see her in the early game tho

[long atlas]

WE all love stm because WE aren’t npcs

[red pewter]

fair

[green tendon]

my fav common is runner

[long atlas]

good pick runner is goated

amazing chip source

[fluid arch]

runner is goated

I know raised fist is good i just hate using it

[long atlas]

there’s really no bad choice of common to have as a favorite except like photo or 8 ball

[fluid arch]

I have successfully built around 8 ball/chad/all6/fortune teller lol

it was hard to get goin but it felt sick

[long atlas]

damn that’s a crazy build i’ve ever thought of such a thing

[fluid arch]

its a "stars align" sort of build lol

[fluid arch]

I had the extra consumable slot too

I was rollin 3 tarots per play sometimes

[ember terrace]

canio’s effect reference is very cool i like it

[vital ferry]

i know what kind of person you are
and i like it✌️

[karmic sleet]

would there ever be an update to the game?

newer player here 🙂

[vital ferry]

hmmmm maybe

[placid lodge]

2029 big update coming 🙏

i am pretty sure an update is due but we dont have a release date or anything

could be this year could be next year could be later

[karmic sleet]

that’s cool

even if it’s like a dlc

[placid lodge]

i am not sure what plans they have for the game but the main things will probably be

balancing/fixing glitches

and new jokers

[plain fog]

Local thunk, the creator of balatro, has leaked 1 joker (it’s a banana)

[placid lodge]

isnt that just

gros michel

[thin fulcrum]

Very well.

[red pewter]

nope

[red pewter]

i was talkin to this person lol. no, its another banana

other than mr. michael and lady cavendish

[placid lodge]

imagine its

only after cavendish breaks

and its like 1000x

[red pewter]

if a person manages to break cavendish, i guess they deserve it

[oak token]

A

[clear tulip]

Ive had 3 break on me wtf

I didnt deserve shit I lost every run in ante 8 😭

[tardy pivot]

Makes sense

[red pewter]

excuse me????

[eager fiber]

Hello

[eager fiber]

Give this man a lottery ticket

[plain fog]

Give this man a banana

[eager fiber]

No he'll break it

[plain fog]

I wanna see the irl animation

[restive pike]

Never had a cavendish break before

[green salmon]

statistically there is probably a player who has never had gros michel break (if only due to not playing enough for it to happen)

[true roost]

What's going on my Mult-grinding hooligans!? 😄

[green salmon]

guys i've gold staked every deck but c++ feels like such a slog

[plain fog]

Ew, mult

I’m farming chips rn

[fluid arch]

I used to work with this French chef named michel who was a total pervert and I always used to call him gross michel

[fluid arch]

lock in

[green salmon]

dude I totally should have thought of that

[sleek ivy]

Just beat gold stake for the first time with goatochad

The drspectered videos paid off

[brazen phoenix]

it happened to me before

[red pewter]

i would have never figured that out

[long atlas]

wait what happened to you before

i have no clue what the context could possibly be…

[plain fog]

A cavendish broke

[cold pollen]

hello

[fluid arch]

what deck

if I had a Cavendish break I think I would cry

[civic bough]

pluh

[elfin locust]

what is the best deck

[solemn elm]

for winning, probably blue

[elfin locust]

ty

i only play gold it that good too?

[solemn elm]

yellow deck is very good too, yes

[wary torrent]

i love ghost deck

[plain fog]

Ghost deck is nice cuz you can sell hex and I love me more spectrals

[elfin locust]

so what is the hightest score?

[wary torrent]

i forgot my deck names

[plain fog]

Was bouta call that out

[wary torrent]

plasma deck is boring and lame actually

[elfin locust]

why do u start playing balatro

[gusty mulch]

WHEN WILL YOU START THE CUP OF WORLD?

[plain fog]

For what reason

[long atlas]

<@&1133519078540185692> kill him with hammers

[solid timber]

?ban 778308632030085191 forever

[tame comet]

orbit_96 was banned.

[long atlas]

thank you 🙏

[swift sail]

you beat me my ban reason was going to be “no, you cannot”

[long atlas]

should i file a ticket next time or was this a valid reason to ping

[solid timber]

😭😭 that would’ve been better

[swift sail]

good ping

[solid timber]

Nono definitely ping for that

[long atlas]

kay yeah i figured so

thank you mods we appreciate you 🫶

[teal nimbus]

what he e ven do

[long atlas]

said the n word

[solid timber]

You don’t wanna know

[glad oriole]

some mfs dont even read the rules

[flint copper]

The n word

[potent mantle]

under what context