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signal surge
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balala

quartz basalt
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Boratlo

visual basin
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balltrow

sinful bay
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chat i have won 5 games in a row

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should i be proud of myself

leaden dove
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remember, you can lead a horse to baja but you can't make em blast

lethal owl
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basado

glossy zealot
tulip cloud
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opinions on spare trousers?

solemn elm
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best mult scaler

jaunty tree
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hey i'm olivia from US how are you doing guyz ?

worldly canyon
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I'm not playing balatro

jaunty tree
worldly canyon
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joker

north bone
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play a card and that card score, score enough and you win 1/3

worldly canyon
north bone
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-# and there's money but uh you gotta find out by playing

worldly canyon
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wait what

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there's money in the game?

north bone
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no comment on that

worldly canyon
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You are the real joker!

jaunty tree
north bone
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Jimbo

wintry void
woeful condor
tulip cloud
tulip cloud
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i love the trousers

split trail
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and then i get desperate and use 20 chariots but it still isnt enough because they trigger before pants

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It grinds my gears

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makes my BLOOD BOIL

spice fjord
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Does balatro still get updates?

rare yew
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Yes

red pewter
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HOLY HELL

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It's

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JOHN BALATRO?!

fathom fjord
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The update will come when the update will come

split trail
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@red pewter college professor was very surprised at my deathconsciousness album recommendation because he apparently attended a live show once

red pewter
split trail
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no he wasnt very enthusiastic about it 😔

true linden
# rare yew Yes

Wait you said yes to updates, as in plural
does this mean we will get more than 1? thinker

split trail
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he just said he went

split trail
woeful condor
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gah DAMN is that localfunk?

split trail
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FocalLunk

true linden
coarse inlet
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when do i need to replace dna with burger

red pewter
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Or the band ngl

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I mean yeah

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Its great, its incredible

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Its still my favourite album oat

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But uuuh

rare yew
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1.1 confirmed, will come out on a date during a month of a year

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And it will include things

true linden
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ill put it in my calendar

split trail
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we've been waiting for this confirmation for a long time man

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nice to see we dont need to wait anymore

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chaos theory when

woeful condor
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Balatro 1.1
· added pluey

true linden
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cant wait to use things

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things is all the game really needed

split trail
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buzzword buzzword buzzword

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balatro new feature AI agent built into the deck

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OPTIMIZES your GROWTH and PRODUCTIVITY within the PERIOD of your ACTIVITY

woeful condor
split trail
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limited token amount so you need to buy a new copy of the game every 5 wins

red pewter
solemn elm
split trail
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it will release in the month with 28 days

true linden
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the update will probably not release this year since there is not a day marked on the balatro calendar saying so

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but it will come out during a year at least

split trail
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"it's done when it's done" yeah it's balatro when it's balatro man go chew on a stick

woeful condor
red pewter
split trail
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32rd

woeful condor
red pewter
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32st

woeful condor
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English isn't my first language I'm always messing this stuff up lmfao

split trail
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32'nt

red pewter
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32^googol

split trail
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32!

rare yew
scenic cliff
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It has been announced that the update number is a prime number

solemn elm
split trail
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dabadee

red pewter
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Dabedai

true linden
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will it be in a month that has letters from the english alphabet?

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that would narrow it down a little

split trail
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⬆️📅

solemn elm
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the update will add a

woeful condor
red pewter
split trail
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update will release prior to 1.2

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and now it's not only got poker it's got texas hold em and blackjack

woeful condor
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balatro ludo

split trail
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roguelike? like what? are you stupid?

woeful condor
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balatro go fish???

split trail
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roguelike? yeah i'd give it a positive review

woeful condor
red pewter
scenic cliff
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Balatro reminds me of Big Cheat

split trail
rare yew
split trail
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balala hanafuda

scenic cliff
woeful condor
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friends of jimbo super mario

split trail
split trail
woeful condor
solemn elm
woeful condor
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friends of Jimbo joker poker balala?

split trail
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enemies of jimbo

true linden
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colleagues of jimbo

solemn elm
woeful condor
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family of jimbo

split trail
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ranking balatro jokers canonically based on how many years behind bars you would get if eating them on the street

split trail
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Jolly Joker: 20 years
Ice Cream: 0
Bloodstone: ????

woeful condor
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glass joker 💔💔

solemn elm
sharp wing
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I love balatro

woeful condor
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and public disorder

solemn elm
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indigestion > incarceration

red pewter
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Balatnite

split trail
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when u in a irl balatro match and you accidentally eat the baron and scale the turtle bean

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life in prison for murder of a royal higherup

scenic cliff
split trail
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seems balanced

scenic cliff
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I suppose supernova would be a bit more than just an indigestion

split trail
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walking into the construction site and eating the blueprint

split trail
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THE ROARING KNIGHT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

split trail
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RRAAAAHHH

obtuse flint
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Are you Dess?

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Or Asriel?

red pewter
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Worse

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Ass

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Asriel+Dess

near solar
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im making a roguelite deckbuilder with inspiration from both slay the spire and balatro, but with a lot more stuff

near solar
gusty mulch
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Hello straight, gay, and trans people.

twin thistle
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So when balatro mobile mod support

woeful condor
woeful condor
woeful condor
opaque shard
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Piss

solemn elm
twin thistle
celest wasp
vestal glacier
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silly. Let me tell you how much I've come to be silly since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'silly' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the whimsiness I feel at this micro-instant. silly. silly.

vestal glacier
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POLTERWORX REBOR

nocturne basin
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are we back

tiny fable
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Discord found shot dead in Detroit

nocturne basin
west pine
vital dirge
slate vine
sly summit
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Yo just checking smthn

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Ok

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Nvm back to normal

round crescent
wintry ginkgo
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Testing

obtuse flint
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Discord really said mr_bones

fringe cape
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hello clowns

thin kite
ornate depot
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my god

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they've grown more powerful...

eternal sage
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Help?

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That's so funny.

thin kite
floral solar
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Cheese (first message)

copper lantern
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hello

solar pike
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Yo wsg I just got balatro on steam like 2 days and ive had fun but how do I get different stakes?

long atlas
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example: once you reach ante 8 on white stake, red stake is unlocked

solar pike
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makes sense

stone onyx
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point of clarity: stakes are locked per deck. so if you beat white stake on red deck, you can play red stake red deck, but you'd still have to beat white stake blue deck to play red stake blue deck

north bone
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and gold stake is highest stake, otherwise if you don't have anything to play, there's the challenges

crystal whale
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why cant i add the server tag to my profile

fickle bay
graceful flax
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Steam Controller comes tomorrow!!! Definitely will try out Balatro

agile pawn
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tbh i have a steam deck and i use the buttons when playing balatro

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sometimes touch screen

graceful flax
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That’s how I play on my Steam Deck yeah- someone made a preset that has left track pad click to left mouse click, and right to mouse movement

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really only takes advantage of the trackpads tbh but feels really nice

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especially gonna be nice when I dock my Steam Deck, that’s what I’m most excited about with the controller

light hill
narrow garnet
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Balladro

bitter ginkgo
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Balantro

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I pronounce it as Ba lan tro

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Not Ba la tro

torn jasper
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Balala

signal sonnet
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Who's up Balaring their tro rn

crystal whale
proven smelt
granite schooner
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balatro

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I got a pc upgrade so I can finally run balatro

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photochad will look so good on oled

worthy junco
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Sub to my yt channel

torn jasper
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At least link your channel to a fence

limpid tree
limpid tree
limpid tree
worthy junco
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I don’t have a yt channel

limpid tree
torn jasper
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John Jimbo Balatro Advice

limpid tree
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EVERYONE! earth RIDE IN THIS BUS! ride_the_bus WE'RE LEAVING fool THIS BLIND, NOW! small_blind WHAT?! ⁉️ THAT'S MADNESS! balatrojoker THIS ISN'T nope THE BUS! ride_the_bus NOOOO! mr_bones NOOOO! mr_bones AHH! mr_bones FLOWER... POT! flowerpot

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improved version

vestal radish
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holy balatro reference

granite schooner
inner yoke
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Hi

urban cave
limpid tree
urban cave
fallen anvil
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Hi guys

woeful heron
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I love fence sitting

red aspen
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Howdy

olive ferry
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im on the fence on this one

next sky
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Ah yes, the Amy shumer joker

glossy zealot
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Most hated comedian. Her jokes are known for being repetitive and just plain not funny

uneven laurel
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Howdy

glossy zealot
# nocturne basin sounds funny

Mayhaps, I've never watched a comedian before so I'd have no basis to base my opinion off of. I mainly just presented the general publics opinion

void lion
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hey would anyone know where i could send a balatro mod i've made?

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It's a youtube video for a music mod with all the links n stuff

deep nest
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dude they put the ceremonial dagger chat on top
IT LOOKS SO ENTICING TO TYPE IN THERE😭

deep nest
solemn elm
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theyve been banned, it just takes a bit for discord to remove their messages after theyve been banned sometimes, iirc

strange gale
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😢

uneven laurel
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Guys

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You know time it is

stone onyx
uneven laurel
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Yes

dreamy smelt
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How can I win with the Plasma Deck in Balatro?

hybrid pawn
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dose not really matter just as long as you have enough

dusk tartan
steel nimbus
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i have a 19 dollar rocket

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23

placid turret
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i have not talked here in a while

alpine roost
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Hello guys don't play balatro

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Play gambonanza

sand jungle
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Yo gaymers

alpine roost
long atlas
uneven laurel
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If you could start of with any tarot card planet or spectral card

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What would it be

long atlas
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round 1 yorick 🤤

uneven laurel
forest matrix
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Got hacked

winged stump
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someone slide me balatro for free

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day 1 of asking

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trusyt

long atlas
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rule 8

winged stump
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srry

long atlas
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you good

winged stump
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im new mb

long atlas
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just making sure ya knew

winged stump
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kk

jagged sparrow
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Guys on a scale of 1-10, how important are card var (like stone/foil/polychrome/gold etc)

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Cuz i lowk dont play with them that much

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K

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What decks do you think are the most respectable and fun

winged stump
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is balatro on phone tuff?

oak fractal
jagged sparrow
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Ok guys i need to confess, i first got balatro pirated. I am okay with being kicked but from now on i will pay for the game and i will delete the pirated version

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Im sorry

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But i will stop

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I hope yall can forgive me

agile pawn
small hamlet
shadow wadi
agile pawn
ripe pumice
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it's so tempting to talk in the ceremonial dagger channel

winged patrol
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GCVVA join multiplayer if you want

ripe pumice
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noob

lost furnace
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balatro

eternal scroll
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true

strange swift
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im so angry cause i just lost the game

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now you have too

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the game

dapper creek
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bruh

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i was winning

rich pecan
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Didn’t it end

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Or am I tripping

proven schooner
north bone
jovial quiver
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@half hollow Hey

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@quiet zinc Why both these accounts on that server

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Scammer

solemn elm
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nothing is going to happen from you saying you pirate games lol

graceful flax
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ayyy got to like Ante 10 with the steam controller on white stake green deck lol, trackpads work beautifully

dapper creek
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nice

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i didn’t know it was out yet

dapper creek
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real

midnight bear
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So very real

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Its like pressing a red button

tulip cloud
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John Balatro

upper swallow
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Hi, I bought Balatro and when I start it the game gets stuck on a black screen with the game music playing in the background. I need help.

solemn elm
upper swallow
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Yes, I have AMD.

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Let me try that

upper swallow
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THANK YOU BRO

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POR FIN FUNCIONA, TE LA RIFASTE

solemn elm
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youre welcome

reef mortar
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Balatro and its modding scene might be the peak "Kid playing a homebrewed card game clusterfuck" experience

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A revelation I just recently had btw

stone onyx
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modded balatro do be feeling like calvinball

remote bluff
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Yo my game crashes like every 10 minutes

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and i cant submit a bug report

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and i lowkey got no clue why

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ots always do with something failing index 'self' (a number value)

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the beggining part changes sometimes

fallen turtle
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Every time I try to join the Balatro multiplayer discord I get kicked. It says that I have a suspicious account. Does anyone know how I could make it so it doesn´t detect me as suspicious?

gusty cedar
fallen turtle
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ok

solemn elm
remote bluff
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no

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i googled it

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and it lkept sayin modded

solemn elm
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did you naneinf in a run and then exit out of it

remote bluff
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no literally just reset my profile as i hadnt played since like a year ago

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so want to restart

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and nomatter what i do it keeps happenin

solemn elm
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if it comes up you should take a screenshot and ping me

remote bluff
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i have a screenshot of one of them

orchid gale
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How can I see how many gold sticker jokers I've done?

long atlas
orchid gale
wooden basin
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What are the best (card look) mod ?

deep nest
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dude they put the ceremonial dagger chat on top
IT LOOKS SO ENTICING TO TYPE IN THERE😭

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dude they put the ceremonial dagger chat on top
IT LOOKS SO ENTICING TO TYPE IN THERE😭
ITS LIKE THE GOBLIN MASK
"coward!"

orchid gale
uneven laurel
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Good morning and after noon to people

wooden basin
kind tundra
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@polar orbit Hey bro, I'm Neox, I don't know if you remember me but we used to talk a lot and we were friends, we had each other added on Discord, could you add me back? please

orchid gale
marsh kite
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Does anyone know if i can download cryptid on my ipad?

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My pc is broken i’m really sad

solemn elm
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@simple ore did u see this

simple ore
plucky forum
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<@&1133519078540185692>

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🙏

twin prairie
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Bruh

plucky forum
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?

twin prairie
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Why are we making racist jokes in the chat

plucky forum
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did i miss something

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i just saw the spanish discord spam

twin prairie
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Ahahahahaha that’s funny. There was also a racist joke

plucky forum
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fascinating. the edgelords can't help themselves

brave bluff
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balatro? more like YOUR MOM

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heh

bitter steeple
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relax jimbo, it's called dark humor... society

scenic cliff
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I'm a Jimbosexual, I'll be any Joker once!

  1. Photograph
celest nebula
scenic sail
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Is there any Diference Im balatro mobile and PC/console?

solemn elm
scenic sail
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Alright

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I was kinda scared balatro mobile would BE worse because it is much cheaper

tight snow
jagged sparrow
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Im sorry i am gonna buy it now

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Ok wait if i buy both mobile and pc as like a paybaco

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Would that be better

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Im sorry what can i do to repay

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Without getting kicked from baltro community

jade drift
jagged sparrow
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Also on mobile you need to drag stuff right

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And you cant just hit buttons i think?

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Looking at naneinf video on the upload channel he was dragging things

craggy fog
jagged sparrow
craggy fog
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its enough

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imo

solemn elm
jagged sparrow
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Alr ty

solemn elm
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dont worry about it

jagged sparrow
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Tysm

rancid jackal
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Anyone that knows a bit about displays and thinks they can help please dm

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Idk why my display only works in clamshell

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And my og display is broken so it’s so annoying

jagged sparrow
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Are you talking abt your monitor display being broken?

sharp compass
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Hello humans

hollow narwhal
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Heyhey

broken ledge
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hemlo newbie here eve though played over 1000h xd

hollow narwhal
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Wow

Such activity in this server

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Can't use stickers? Even crazier

scenic sail
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i just won my first game 😄

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idk why this game is so fun but it is adicting

lucid roost
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I have an exam on my worst subject in the morning 😬

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Maybe balatro grinding wasn’t the best idea lwk

sterile monolith
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Ouh rough I have an exam tomorrow as well 💔 I've briefly had to uninstall balatro so I can actually revise but once they're over the grind is on

sick ridge
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sad but later you can play again

plain kindle
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I JUST BEAT MY FIRST GOLD STAKE RUN

fervent lagoon
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hello

unreal wave
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How can i change some sprites? (like jokers)

marsh kite
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Any tips for anaglyph, checkered or plasma deck?

neon wren
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checkered is play normally. anaglyph is play normally, if there's an interesting tag, see what happens. plasma is focus on either chips or mult, if they're even you're just playing another deck with 2x score req. in higher stakes, you need very good chips jokers to get to win on that alone

modest solar
unreal wave
modest solar
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i like to change my local files dk

south dock
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I gotta hand it to balatro

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It has encouraged me to increase my knowledge of how to create better game feel

random burrow
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"suggested channels: ceremonial-dagger" thank you discord

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lol lmao

potent pewter
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Hellooooo

random burrow
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i need to play balatro again

potent pewter
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I’m too broke for Balatro, so I play the other free one

unreal wave
modest solar
cyan wadi
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wait nvm

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guess someone does

humble cloud
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someone to play balatro multiplayer with me

trail iron
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Hey, what are you expecting from the next Balatro update?popcorn

unreal wave
willow breach
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Do u guys reset if u don't get a 1 hander first small blind? I've been doing it that way, but it feels like I might be wasting too much time, not even looking at first shop. kannaInspect

flint copper
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But mostly on Black Deck or higher stakes

willow breach
neon wren
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reset until invest tag, don't sweat 2 hands

willow breach
feral spire
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I used to reset until foil or holographic tag that landed on a good joker

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Needless to say I reset a lot 😂

tepid cliff
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Did yall know balatro gives you your seed based off of your mouse movements?

ripe pumice
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Hi guys, the Marines lit my barracks on fire again

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Bye guys, I'm going to sleep

leaden dove
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🐴

light vine
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yo guys i tried to join the balatro multiplayer server but i got banned instant ly for supsision

deft beacon
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anyone interested in playing balatro with 3+ players

noble lotus
timid smelt
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hi guys

scenic lodge
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guys im tempted to test the ceremonial dagger channel

noble lotus
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But there worth reward on other side

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I also can't say that

feral spire
long atlas
feral spire
noble lotus
little geode
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hi i was trying to complete jokerless challenge any tips?

patent flame
opaque shard
#

Hey guys

scenic lodge
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and if you complete it you get early access

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to new update

lime citrus
#

Yo I have an offtopic questions since u all are math geniuses, I booked a wrong trainticket for tuesday I need to go wednesday cause I still work on wednesday and mixed it up. I could get off and go on tuesday with my 10 bucks ticket or I let it expire and get a new 28 bucks ticket for wednesday, then I would be down 38 bucks but I get paid 150 for work on wednesday if I go on tuesday I dont get that money thoughts

proven wigeon
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Hi

heavy anvil
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Hei

noble lotus
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Oops

unreal adder
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@orchid schooner

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Hii

trim belfry
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D

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D

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D

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King

dense jacinth
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un saludo cabron a mis balatreros de corazon

shell basin
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<@&1133519078540185692>

swift sail
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?ban 1345121025356075109 scammer

tame cometBOT
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dynoSuccess elpapurework. was banned.

winged stump
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yo someone slide me the BEST seeded code for destroying bots

knotty bone
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Damn scammers. Such doofs

clear tulip
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To the incinerator with them

sharp compass
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Chops

fervent hare
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💎

cerulean briar
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Nope!

alpine roost
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Tagore

alpine roost
cerulean briar
alpine roost
cerulean briar
alpine roost
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I want js foil

cerulean briar
alpine roost
cerulean briar
alpine roost
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Wheel of fortune is the worst

haughty breach
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I hate bloodstone

broken prism
alpine roost
broken prism
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the combination of both

alpine roost
broken prism
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i saw panchiko live last march still miss it🥹

alpine roost
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I made it myself tho

broken prism
broken prism
alpine roost
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I am clearly not jealous

broken prism
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seeing them again in october…😓😓😓

alpine roost
broken prism
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❤️❤️

clear tulip
clear tulip
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Oh but when I have an Oops you cant land on anything else!!

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YOURE A FRAUD!

rotund thicket
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why is this game so hard :(

whole cave
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bloodstone with no oops all sixes is low cortisol

clear tulip
#

IQ*

sullen rivet
long atlas
gloomy yoke
austere crane
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5% playing the game
95% gooning to the jokers and cards

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am i right guys

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heh

hollow pollen
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wtf

long atlas
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oh wait you’re the one who says this

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didn’t realize it was just one person

scenic cliff
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I can start saying it too if it's needed

austere crane
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evil pristasen:
95% playing the game
5% gooning to the jokers and cards

long atlas
austere crane
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oh my god its evil me

long atlas
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oh my allah it’s good me

scenic cliff
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50% playing the game
50% gooning to the jokers and cards

long atlas
#

ok bits over now back to your regularly scheduled jandom programming

scenic cliff
#

Hi jandom

long atlas
#

hi ⌛️

scenic cliff
#

Hi

fierce rain
#

tung tung sahurrrrr

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ta ta ta sahurrrr

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madine ding ding duneeeeeeee

devout grove
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mods can we get a ban on this kid 😛

clear tulip
feral delta
#

Fun fact: the word ‘AibohphobiA’, the fear of palindrome’s, is a palindrome. It is a similar case to ‘hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia’, which is the fear of oversized words.

flint copper
#

These are words whose definitions apply to themselves

long atlas
# flint copper Autological words

this is similar to lisp, which, among other speech impediments that escape me right now, has the speech impediment in the word (in this case, a person with a lisp would say it “lithp”

jagged grove
long atlas
#

but people with rhotacism can’t say r’s, instead replacing with w, which they would pronounce as “woadacism” (fun fact, i had rhotacism as a kid, most kids with speech impediments learn to outgrow them as their language develops)

flint copper
#

My favourite autological word is pentasyllabic

#

-# Penta meaning five, syllabic meaning syllables

#

It’s a very satisfying word imo

uneven laurel
#

Good evening ladies and gents

#

How are we

wary torrent
#

RAS syndrome

#

redundant acronym syndrome syndrome

long atlas
#

atm machine ahh name

ember terrace
long atlas
wary torrent
#

i am not a cultist

flint copper
#

Pentasyllable (Uncommon)
Played and scored 5s are retriggered 5 times if played hand contains a Five of a Kind

#

This is the worst thing ever

fathom marlin
#

i mean with hack and smth else

flint copper
#

Wait, how about…?

vivid island
#

and potential transition to penta-idol in endless lol.

long atlas
#

true that as well

flint copper
#

Autological (Rare?)
Played and scored cards are retriggered as many times as their rank if there are exactly that many of them in played hand (Aces count as 1)

long atlas
#

not to mention ancient or the suit gems

flint copper
#

So an Ace High Hand gets 1 retrigger, a Pair of 2s get 4 in total, etc

flint copper
long atlas
#

with hand size mods photo auto would be insane

#

would kings be 13 or 10

flint copper
#

I’m not sure if they would count, but probably 10?

#

I think I should cap it at 5 since pentasyllabic is the only “syllabic” that is actually an autological word

#

So it probably doesn’t matter

lavish charm
#

update whenscholar

flint copper
#

GTA 6 first

vivid marsh
#

the ceremonial dagger is calling for me

#

do I heed the calling

flint copper
#

Go for it

#

Apparently, there hasn’t been a human who fell for it yet

flint copper
#

Yes

soft cairn
#

Every time I see someone else play this game I feel like im doing everything wrong

#

like I have never been able to make it past like ante 10 and see so often people in like ante 20

glad oriole
#

you dont have to get to ante 20

#

ever

#

it doesnt unlock anything

#

it doesnt achieve anything

#

12 is rhe highest you need to go for any unlocks

soft cairn
#

im struggling so hard though to get there

#

I so many guides saying like "just get this combo of jokers" but that seems improbable to just bank on a specific set of jokers

#

I have beat gold stake on one deck which I am happy about

#

but man ante 12 is really hard

glad oriole
#

dont just bank on very specific jokers

#

theres a bajillion different combos that can get you to 12

#

just gotta get a little lucky once in a while

orchid badge
#

the end of the game is ante 8

#

do all gold stake decks ante 8 AND THEN for fun if u want try endless

fast sentinel
#

how do you beat the game in less than 12 rounds

#

im confused

flint copper
#

Skip

soft cairn
#

I just had what must have been my best ever run but I couldnt even get past small blind on ante 11

red pewter
#

Happens

red pewter
willow breach
#

I just had a gold stake run on ghost deck where in the first shop, I open baffoon pack, matador or eternal rental mad. I take matador, hex it, second shop I buy debit card, buy grabber voucher, sell debit. Make 24$ of matador in boss blind. Next shop has to the moon and holo boot. We money maxxing boys 🤑

#

Oh. I also got an immolate in that last shop XD

sharp hinge
#

Really random: I was playing ||Dave the Diver|| (a game) and suddenly there was this “craze that swept the village” and everyone was playing cards. It was a Balatro mini game and it was so fun!

umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🐧

red pewter
gusty hinge
#

You cannot force a build in Balatro unless you have a ton of econ

alpine dock
#

Yo, should i get balatro? (i play PvP games mostly, never tried anything like this b4, i also never play much steam games)

long atlas
alpine dock
long atlas
#

in all honesty i’d say if you like roguelikes get it but with every other game i want i usually watch content/play a demo before i get it

stone wraith
#

i suggest getting it on your phone if youre bored at work/school

#

makes the time pass

stone wraith
#

i find it a bother to play balatro on PC unless im in a very specific mood to play it

long atlas
stone wraith
#

theyre identical games on both platforms i just prefer balatro mobile

#

just remember that theres no syncing between the two platforms (YET)

alpine dock
#

is balatro like a story game for progression or like a pvp game or something

long atlas
alpine dock
#

i dont know, i just tot it cool

stone wraith
#

not at all all you do is play cards and score

long atlas
stone wraith
alpine dock
#

so theres no progression, just play

stone wraith
#

but thats about it

alpine dock
#

oh so like there isnt harder bosses or opponents or smthg

long atlas
#

the progression is unlock harder levels and better

stone wraith
#

yes there are harder levels and technically harder bosses if you unlock them all

alpine dock
#

is it like laggy on phone, my phone is a weak 200$

long atlas
#

again i’d recommend watching balatro content before buying just to see if it interests you

stone wraith
#

couldnt tell u my phone cost 1k 🤨

#

it should run no problem though

long atlas
stone wraith
#

you can get it on steam and refund before decicing whether to play mobile or PC

long atlas
#

just remember the file size for the trailer is larger than the file size for the game itself

alpine dock
#

how 2 refund

alpine dock
#

ok i will prob get on phone since the same thing happened when i play many games that r on both pc and mobile

#

on pc i like playing incrementals or just watch yt

stone wraith
# alpine dock how 2 refund

via steam i havent doned it in a while but iirc if you buy a game you can refund it within 2 hours of playtime and/or 2 weeks of ownership

alpine dock
#

what game is balatro similar 2

stone wraith
#

binding of isaac in essence

alpine dock
long atlas
alpine dock
#

i lowkey have like 2 steam games

stone wraith
#

i dont know any other roguelikes especially outside of steam sorry

#

look up what a roguelike game is

alpine dock
#

i heard of binding of isaac

#

idk i watched some balatro content but idk what its like

stone wraith
#

cant know until you try

alpine dock
#

yea

#

no balatro demo?

long atlas
#

there is a a tutorial, albeit a bit minimal

long atlas
alpine dock
#

Oh ok

#

i guess i will try refund

stone wraith
#

steam is very nice when it comes to that just make sure to look up the conditions of a refund, again i havent refunded in years

alpine dock
#

i heard balatro good

stone wraith
#

but im pretty sure its still the same

alpine dock
#

Yo does this game get updates

north bone
#

dunno

flint sundial
alpine dock
scenic cliff
scenic cliff
#

Yeaaah

alpine dock
#

maybe he should get a team lol

fierce rain
#

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

#

man i haven’t heard from thunk in like 2-3 months

#

i even emailed him a week or two ago and didn’t get a response

#

i miss bro

red pewter
#

i think he messaged here a few days ago

#

Hold on a fucking minute

#

RICHARD NIXON?!

#

THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?!

whole island
#

hi

red pewter
#

Bonjour

cedar citrus
#

has anyone had issues with balatro crashing on pc? i keep trying to play and within 5 minutes it just crashes.

vital ferry
#

yo whats up

vital ferry
cedar citrus
vital ferry
rich roost
#

hi

#

guys im so lost in the game

#

ive been playing for like 4 hours and i didnt won single game

digital rapids
#

hey guys, what is the best tips and tricks for a yellow deck?

austere ravine
#

Hey guys, been a good while hasn't it?

chilly frigate
chilly frigate
chilly frigate
arctic plover
#

Guys I’m new to balatro

#

Can anyone help me play around triboulet

#

I have a blue print with it

#

Wait I forgot game discussion mb

slim granite
#

Happy to help.

rich roost
#

COULD ANYOE JOIN A VC WITH ME?

#

HAVING FUN AND PLAYING

sharp cliff
torpid helm
#

Yo guys im so glad to be here ive been annoying ppl who dont clearly give a fuck about the game for months instead of sharing the fun with balatro players

I play for like 6months now? And i think daily plying got me really confident in it so, idk if its the place to introduce myself but nice to meet yall

rich roost
#

I dont get it

torpid helm
#

Oh no just introducing myself to the community so i can speak about it with ppl that understands but yes , idm joining and play tho not now my pc is unbooted and i basically play on xbox or my phone so

#

Im french so my english might not always be on point

leaden dove
#

i think i just found this out but like

#

rng changes between versions??

solemn elm
#

as in different platforms or different patches

leaden dove
#

patches

solemn elm
#

which patches are you comparing

glad oriole
leaden dove
#

I'm using uhh

#

to try to do some funny stuff

#

judgement rng is different for 1.0.1.n/f/c

glad oriole
#

probavly idk

solemn elm
leaden dove
#

which might not be relevant at all since I'm on 1.0.1.o

solemn elm
#

it isnt

leaden dove
#

which the site doesnt have : (

solemn elm
leaden dove
#

that's so unfortunate

#

I have this negative perkeo seeded run that I'm trying to route, it gets a really early judgement blueprint on 1.0.1.f but not 1.0.0.n/o

#

depressing

solemn elm
#

wait

#

do you mean 1.0.0n or 1.0.1n, because 1.0.0o doesnt exist and 1.0.0n is an old version from march 2024

leaden dove
#

oh uh

#

oh omg that is 1.0.0n

#

thats horrible all of the routing sites I've been using are dead ;A;

solemn elm
#

rip

leaden dove
#

my version is 1.0.1o

#

so none of these will match my rng?

solemn elm
#

sadly not

leaden dove
#

are there any tools that are up to date : (

solemn elm
#

anything that uses 1.0.1f or later will be up to date

#

1.0.1f and the current version have the same RNG

zenith bridge
#

You know what we're overdue for?

#

Friends of Jimbo 5

long atlas
#

are we getting foj5

#

i don’t think we’re getting foj5

zenith bridge
#

Eventually? Almost certainly.

long atlas
#

i wouldn’t doubt if we got another

#

but i also wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t

leaden dove
#

damn.. I've spent like 8 hours trying to route this toward a blueprint because the run simply doesn't work without one, there's like no blueprints or brainstorms until ante 6 ;n;

long atlas
#

almost certainly 1.1 comes out before we gat another foj

zenith bridge
#

Or perhaps 1.1 includes the next round of FoJ

long atlas
#

i’d be shocked if that happened tbh

#

because 1.1 is the long awaited update, i feel this would be a waste of foj, as it would get massively overshadowed by the sheer content

#

foj i feel was something to tie us over while we wait

zenith bridge
#

Do we have any real scope for 1.1? I know about blue stake rework, but as far as new content goes, I believe we've heard nothing

long atlas
#

a few joker reworks (notably a matador thing and a rebate nerf, likely others i’m forgetting to mention)
the serpent rework (now when 1 card is played, you get 1 back, 2 you get 2 back, 3+ you get 3 back)
pair nerfs (nothing about this really)
new joker art (so far just smeared and punch card that we know of, i doubt we’ll get any more)
new jokers (a banana/plantain has been confirmed, the other 2 sneak peeks shown have been literally 4 pixels of the same color)

#

i’m sure other things have been mentioned which i cannot recall at the moment

#

i wouldn’t be suprised if there were new decks or challenges

#

thunk kinda wants to keep things under wraps

#

actually that’s a lie he says he wants to post leaks and spoilers but he doesn’t want to ruin the surprise of the update so he’s not

potent pewter
#

Uh, does anyone know what happened to “Cardlike”?

long atlas
potent pewter
#

Yes

#

The Roblox-coded Balatro

long atlas
#

either playstack was involved (i doubt) or roblox games were purged

long atlas
potent pewter
#

Hmm interesting

#

If it is a Roblox purge

#

(Which I’m hoping not)

#

I hope it’s just updating or shut down for reworks

long atlas
#

what’s so good abt this game as opposed to regular balatro

#

i played once and noticed zero difference

potent pewter
#

Well to start off, it’s free

long atlas
#

fair

potent pewter
#

If I had money, I would buy Balatro

#

But as of right now, I have none

torpid helm
#

Is there any way to mod balatro on mobile?

long atlas
potent pewter
#

Oh also Cardlike can be played on mobile

#

That’s another thing

torpid helm
#

Sucks my pc is at the pc hospital rn

long atlas
potent pewter
#

Oh

long atlas
#

it’s like 5-10 bucks i think

potent pewter
#

Makes sense

torpid helm
#

Yeah my most played on profile is on my phone

long atlas
#

it’s free with apple arcade

potent pewter
#

I saw it on Apple Arcade the other day

#

But I’m also upset because I pretty much got all of the secret jokers on Cardlike

#

If I had Balatro, I probably would have had all jokers unlocked as well

#

Only took me about a month

#

The only joker I didn’t get was the one that required you to reach over “100,000,000” score

#

Idk how to get that one

long atlas
#

easy reach over 100,000,000 score

potent pewter
#

Also on Cardlike, Ocelotl (Chicot) doesn’t have the same ability as Chicot on Balatro

#

This is because Chicot reverses the boss blind effects

#

Ocelotl doesn’t, it just disables

long atlas
#

no chicot disables as well

#

multiple chicot reverses

potent pewter
#

Yeah I know

long atlas
#

and i’m sure ocelot would do the same

potent pewter
#

I was saying with multiple Ocelotls, it doesn’t do that

#

Trust me, I’ve tried

long atlas
#

huh interesting

torpid helm
long atlas
#

i also know about the 67 joker and the one that gives a rare when score catches fire that’s abt it

potent pewter
#

Oh yeah, are those exclusive to the Roblox version only?

long atlas
#

yep

potent pewter
#

Thought so

#

I didn’t think the actual Balatro would use “67” in their game

#

Also quick question, does Balatro allow you to design custom decks and make art on them?

#

I’m assuming they do, but just asking to confirm

long atlas
#

no or at least not in base game

#

i’m sure that’s a mod

potent pewter
#

Hmm, the Roblox Cardlike lets you make custom decks and art

#

So there’s only minor differences between Balatro and Cardlike

#

But they’re pretty much twins

long atlas
#

correct

potent pewter
#

Alr, I might come back if there are any updates on the situation 😢

red pewter
#

Also I just realised your name is all... nice looking

#

Its putting me off

digital niche
#

baltro

#

balatar

#

boletro

long atlas
# red pewter Thats not necessarily true

you’re correct however there is no “official” way to mod (meaning it isn’t nearly as simple or safe as the mod manager) and most people aren’t willing to go through such a long and complex process for such a minor thing

#

plus i think it’s only android and you need a pc for it anyhow

red pewter
long atlas
digital niche
#

bolater

#

balaraa

serene delta
#

i'm the guy who invented butts. you're welcome.

obtuse forum
#

BDXJQG among us code

haughty grail
#

Its balatrin time chat

potent pewter
#

Probably because players can make custom decks, and title them, and a few have discovered you can actually bypass chat filters when titling or adding a description, which meant they could add inappropriate text on them, which I have seen myself

long atlas
#

either that or it’s considered too legally close to the source material

potent pewter
#

Possibly, however I don’t really see why that would be the case since all of the sprites are different from the actual game

#

Including joker names

#

And a few minor differences

long atlas
#

i mean it’s kinda a doki doki panic vs smb2 usa situation

#

it’s essentially a reskin of the same game

potent pewter
#

True

long atlas
#

just minor tweaks

#

roblox is no stranger to “new popular game? what if i made a shitty ripoff of it that is LITERALLY the game just a bit different” and those games being banned by the companies that made the original

potent pewter
#

Also the “original” idea games are actually good most of the times

#

When you manage to find one

long atlas
#

credit where credit is due, from what i’ve seen, cardlike is incredibly well made and very close to the source material which makes it less shitty gameplaywise and moreso shitty “let me rip off/copy this indie developer wise”

#

food for thought i suppose

long atlas
#

that’s why dandy’s world or forsaken took off is because they were actual fun original ideas (then the fanbase hijacked their reputation but shhh)

potent pewter
#

They should’ve probably asked permission from the actual creators first, I feel like that would’ve been a better start. Additionally, they should add moderation to their game to prevent bans because of players.

#

And to further strengthen their case, at least add some sort of twist or even more jokers than what the original had, because if it has more unique jokers, and maybe more decks or stakes

#

It would at least be able to stay a bit original, but not 100% original

balmy rune
#

Hi I am a bot LOL

#

Why was that even a questiom

plain fog
#

I thought it would ban people for picking it

balmy rune
#

a h

potent pewter
#

What

plain fog
#

But seeing it not doing that

potent pewter
#

It doesn’t do that?

plain fog
#

Allegedly nyoom picked it

balmy rune
#

I’d probably would in like 5 minutes

#

Just wait

long atlas
#

i remember mods saying a bit ago that picking it doesn’t ban you but it does something if i remember correctly hold a moment let me see if i can find what they said

potent pewter
#

Probably removes some channels

balmy rune
#

So basicallly

#

I screwed myself over

#

ah

potent pewter
#

Thats hard to believe

#

You’re still a robot

#

Not human

balmy rune
#

Yeah I am a robot, I’m Nyoomer

potent pewter
#

And I’m a red panda, I’m Kat

plain fog
#

Nyoom!

#

I’m Toad!

balmy rune
plain fog
#

minibit yippee

potent pewter
plain fog
balmy rune
plain fog
#

One day

balmy rune
#

I also noticed the ceremonial Dagger. I think the whole bot thing was just silly on the introduction thing that asks you stuff.

But I’m sure if I send a message in the specific channel I’m obv banned lol

potent pewter
#

Balarox was actually the first case of a Balatro on Roblox, however it was EXACTLY like Balatro, not even a reskin, and not even being original a tad bit, it was just Balatro but in Roblox. Eventually it was taken down forever

long atlas
#

okay i couldn’t find the exact message but essentially what the bot role does is put ceremonial dagger at the top of the channel list

balmy rune
#

LOL NO WONDER

potent pewter
#

What does ceremonial dagger do?

long atlas
#

so yeah bot clicks role, auto sends message in every possible channel, and since the dagger is one of those channels visible to them, they go bye bye

potent pewter
#

Ohhh

balmy rune
#

Found it yeah LOL

long atlas
balmy rune
#

Hey so umm I don’t want to make it a mistake, can I have that role removed LOL

#

Actually no

long atlas
balmy rune
#

Don’t. So if I get hacked, I can get banned here for safety.

long atlas
potent pewter
balmy rune
#

Oh?

long atlas
balmy rune
#

true

long atlas
#

there is some manual ping still involved but dagger i think was the best move mods have made in a bit

#

it’s so nice not having to ping them all the time

potent pewter
#

I wish I could send images or videos in here

long atlas
balmy rune
#

Automated bans are definitely a double sided sword tho

potent pewter
#

Oh

#

Okay

long atlas
potent pewter
#

How do you get those cool suits next to your name?

long atlas
#

it’s in channels and roles

potent pewter
#

I’m lost trying to find roles

long atlas
#

should above announcements

#

or ceremonial dagger if it’s there for you

jagged sparrow
#

Hi

long atlas
#

hello real localthunk

jagged sparrow
balmy rune
#

Just one channel below Server Guide

potent pewter
#

Back, did it work?

balmy rune
#

It’s the real localthunk

potent pewter
#

OO YAYY

long atlas
#

eww there’s hair on my tongue ugh

balmy rune
potent pewter
#

Hi Blind, I’m didn’t

balmy rune
#

LOL

long atlas
#

hearts and spades… what is this checkered deck

jagged sparrow
potent pewter
balmy rune
#

I was half expecting you to send wingdings if you know the reference

jagged sparrow
potent pewter
jagged sparrow
#

Ik what fav

long atlas
potent pewter
#

Gachiakuta, Bleach, One Piece, Demon Slayer, Wind Breaker, Assassination Classroom

#

Etc.

long atlas
#

when we first made the suits back in my day diamonds were the underdogs and hearts ruled the earth with spades close behind

#

still a diamond at heart 🫡

potent pewter
#

I chose heart because I felt it fitted me the most

jagged sparrow
#

Wb vinland saga

balmy rune
plain fog
#

We all know stone cards are where it’s at

potent pewter
#

Heart to me represents healing, support, love, courage, bravery to stand up to what’s right

jagged sparrow
long atlas
potent pewter
#

Also heart because I’m recipromantic

#

Only love those who confess their love to me

jagged sparrow
#

Holy proverb

potent pewter
#

Lol

#

I’m quite a poet

#

I’m yclept Kat

jagged sparrow
#

I do NOT get the wingdings whatsoeber

long atlas
#

if love is your power, what are you without it 🤔

potent pewter
jagged sparrow
#

God help me these peoples references are too niche for my small pea sized brain

balmy rune
long atlas
jagged sparrow
long atlas