#🎙・server-chat
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Yes
discord having issues it seems
yay its back
getting auto-transported into the ceremonial dagger channel was a little scary though
glad to see this is not just a me issue
not for everyone yet but this is a discord issue
Finally
can't see members?
Balatro is back for me
you can now it seems
big servers are experiencing issues on discord's side for some reason
we good?
it seems to be coming back
there its back
or still a bit funky?
yeah many large servers went down
An arabic proverb once said: "dying with a group is mercy"
balatro first one to get back?
should be
👍
new blood and deep rock still down
Some went down and got back up
all is fine everyoone! continue with your regularly scheduled programs!
Spaceflight simulator and arcane servers notably
discord server technical issue
The minecraft server is down actually
did any of you guys get kicked from any servers too when this started
yeah both discord and cloudflare
Y'all i lowk can't wait til the NTTS video on this
No?
Oh damn
I see discord had a little hiccup
that was weird
still acting a bit funky for me here
im relaying info as i get it
discord experienced outages in many large servers today
some on the larger side are still down, but a majority are back up
mobile is still experiencing issues but should be clearing up soon
new blood just went back down
discord being hacked?
what happened with the server??
many large servers are going offline and online
new blood, deep rock galactic... etc
yeah r6 is down like this every now and then
hholy crap the members list keeps growing 😭
folks some servers are being funky for the moment, please just be patient as discord solves it, it shoudlnt be much longer
patience is key
doc just got back in
If it were the chase, don't think they'd just nuke a bunch of servers for no reason
besides, a lot of the servers that were gone are available again I think
:3
DRG is down again.
thought this server got erased or sum 😭
@swift girder
multi billion dollar company btw
Oh yeah wanted to ask ya'll
Oh
The issue got fixed
if the Balatro Jokers were a hero shooter or like a RPG
which jokers would be supports?
All the food jokers
any joker that modifies handsize, discards, and hand amount (burglar, andy, drunkard, juggler, etc.)
definitely 'joker' for carrying ante 1 and 2 while the rest of the team coordinates
oh yeah true
im mixing up support and healer but id think bones would be a healer
chicot and lucha are definitely supports
is there a chat with questions or i just ask here
imo healers are a subclass of supports
depends waht its about
the support just make sure the team has heals, buffs, cleansing, and does do damage or tank damage
that's my definition
is there a role or something that hides the ceremonial dagger channel I'm afraid I'll accidently send a message and get banned
id say ask here first and if its game related and isnt answered ask it in #🕹・game-discussion
if it's non-tank non-dps, it's a support, imo
pretty much
you can remove it from your channel list and mute the channel, by right clicking on it
there's like a 150 jokers right? that means 50 jokers for all 3 of the DPS, Tank, and Support
Lmao
Engineer tf2 joker
I wanna at least try and make a tierlist on which jokers will be in DPS, tank or support
but like can't post images in server chat
I love this type of conceps
maybe a thread?
Bananas are tanks
was the server down for anyone else
With 9 classes
You just getting banned
It's called painful ban
When they twist your mind
Yeah
But i think more classes can exist
Whatever
Let's stick put to your concept
wait how do you make a thread?
so uh...
you can't make a thread here
how about off topic to make a thread there?
i feel a sudden urge to send a message in #ceremonial-dagger
Logically go to #🕹・game-discussion
No dude
No my scores increase strictly
heads
Im watching mb1 rn

I'm Russian, so if you want to contact me, please do so in Russian. Could someone please send me Balatro mods in a private message? I don't have a PC and can't download it.
In APK format*
Yes
insert fanart of chicagg blowing the brains out of the plant
Blowing me
Wooaah
Chill bro
Sus
Mods turn this man into goo
what the blunder
i'm not a man
No but the plant made me want to blow my shit smoove off
the needle's worse imo
I went and started playing isaac because why the fuck would I keep playing balatro after getting fucking RAILES by plant
And got 3 horse pills
Tears down
Luck down
Range down
lmao
Guy himself was decent
She ankh on my wee til I joker
The spanish comunity??
Which Joker is the most forgotten by the community?
Español alguien??
This is an english server only, sorry
Lowk forgot about it
stone joker maybe
glass joker
idol
wily
andy
🎵 Gather up of all the crew🎵
crafty joker
bro ts the second day in a row we’re posting crypto in balacord ✌️
thank you mods
or maybe that was daggers doing
<@&1133519078540185692> this one was from last night
somehow made it through but it’s the same website
?ban 1478624834970718371 scam
chetk445a_99977 was banned.
sick thanks 🙏
wow never saw that
dodged dagger
want to experince it?
😨
@pallid plover
Green
The temptation to send something in https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1484132516930519141
yohohohooho
+2 mult
bro is worth $4 😔🙏
Flower pot
alright, grinding gold jokers is turning out to be a bigger pain than i had imagined
Green joker is good
<@&1133519078540185692> scam?
?ban 1477471050785620008 scam
utug863s_99575 was banned.
what part are you struggling with?
is it just the amount of them
just how many of them there are, that and im not always good at being flexible with my strategies. but i think im down to like 40 jokers left to gold sticker
oh, nice job
but yeah the just total amount of jokers is a bit much
i'd just say to always take advantage of a run that pulls a legendary, so you can be more lenient on scoring
also of course, always try trading out the more common/easily obtainable jokers for stuff like rares or uncommons
oh of course, i was so excited after getting all the legendaries gold stickered so i can rely on them a bit more
the biggest part is still of course econ though lol
rerolling for unstickered jokers ante 8 is pretty important
yeah, thats one of my weak spots is getting a good econ, i have a bad habit of rerolling shop to much, then i get less interest
well just always try to be $25+ or more
what deck do you sugest for sticker grinding? I've mostly been playing anaglyph deck
i mostly played yellow deck
Hey guys, I cannot join the multiplayer server. I'm kicked immediately. What can I do to join the multiplayer server?
Try to play with 4 jokers. In general, if you have runs that overkills a lot, you can always drop scoring jokers for unstickered ones, as long as you can still score enough.
I mostly did Yellow and Abandoned while farminf stickers
balatro
I'm pretty sure the answer is just whatever you're most consistent with
but idk
I'm not good at gold stake

any deck that is enjoyable to you
trust me, using anaglyph is not the most fun way to farm gold stickers
for fuck's sake discord stop recommending me the ceremonial dagger channel 😭
even if you click x it comes back later
you will enable the ceremonial dagger channel oooo
frik i dont have gif perms
pretend i sent that hypnotizing dog gif
Mute the channel
send a message in it nick.
i dare u
I'm jonkling it #️⃣
I don’t care
Yo
rick
mute the channel and toggle hide muted channels
thanks
i cant get the multiplayer discord to work does anyone want a game, I'm dumb I can't work out how to get matchmaking to work
i think the reason you cant join the multiplayer discord is because of your account age
i think your account needs to be at least 7 days old to join their discord
lame ok thankyou
prob like that to try and prevent botting
Hello
Frick balatro
Shop 1 Trib? Jimbo must be wishing me a happy birthday 🤣
IMMEDIATELY using my Hex
hear me out
sell everything and buy grimbo
I will never hear the word brainstorm the same again
green needle /ref
i am NOT taking the suggestion to #ceremonial-dagger
Please
Hell yeah
Grimbo fucks me over every damn time
as a discard chud grimbo be my opp yo
Guys I am bad at balatro how can I be good at balatro
grimbo more like grinchbo
uhhh uhhhhh misinprit max
Misprint might be the worst joker made
Dont buy jokers they are useless
8 ball:
Real
Jimbo is the best joker
Guys what's the best joker
It's yorick right ?
flower pot
It might work in like a high card
High card flower pot
My favourite build
Look a black deck fan
im a cplusplus player and i fact checked this post
Yes?
Gray pincone
hello
How do you feel today?
Not pretty good tho
I've been wasting my time on slay the spire
Slay the spire?
Yea
Interesting
Oh hi twin!
It's nice to remember i can clone!
How you doing?
Here brother, trying to fix things on África.
What is that?
A continent
I'm on an island here
What about you?
Nevermind, sparring time!
Bye
I got a new haircut
See me later !
Good to see
I'll send you photo in #🃏・off-topic
🦞
You know what
I will use my powers to become every joker known to man!
Be excited, my guys are coming
And this time we are NOT fooling!
yo
Jorick
Evil twin
True XD
Dea
Chicot joined server
Nope
HI CHICOT!!!
am fan :)
Chicot imo is the worst legendary but he is a good joker
I wouldn't be sad seeing him
triboulet is the worst legendary for a8/gs imo

Yo
Chicot Vs yorick
Yorick is the best legendary joker and it isn't close
Guys i became a father
i got pair to level 9
I can’t wait due them to add an Arby’s card
You lose and your game implodes
farther*
ok i cant forward messagds here
@violet skiff i agree on the rework part
its tolerable now
but i miss being hard-carried by the tracking projectile
Yeah
if it gets a mastery i want it to be that
Sounds about right
Arbys takeover joker where it just uninstalls the game and refunds it
is it fine to ask a question about balatro creators here?
depends what it’s about but most likely
I was watching a video by balatro univeristy and someone in twitch chat asked what the money making record for the game was and his response was dr dreamo. I have no idea who this is or where to find them i searched it up but got nothing. I was looking to watch the money making video does anyone know where that would be if there is one?
theres dr spectred which is balatro u but he responded saying it was veir at first then someone mentioned dreamo anf he was like yeah he was up into the trillions or something wasnt he?
so didnt seem like he was talking about himself
Just deletes everything
Found him, DrDreaM-O. i think its him anyway, on youtube
Yeah, that's the guy. He and Balatro University are indeed 2 different people. He's also in this discord #1211320933650792468 message
He has a video where he has 20 million dollars https://youtu.be/6192xgD3pok?t=25901
so the trillion was definitely an overestimate lol
I don't know. This was the highest amount I could find
What are peoples favourite balatro creators anyway? I feel like all I watch is balatro and Penguinz0
I like watching BelenosBear's videos
balatrou-
balatroU
he has been teaching me the correct way to play this game
what happens if you have an eternal Mr. Bones
You can’t + it would kill itself anyway
best early joker?
it’s one of the few that can’t be eternal
along with other jokers that destroy themselves (ie, popcorn, banana, ice cream, etc.)
theres a few more that can’t be eternal for other reasons that i’m frankly too lazy to list but i believe it’s on the wiki which ones can and can’t be eternal
Does the Ancient Joker only select from the suits you have in your deck, or can it select any of the four in any situation?
It's any 4 I think
Thats why wild cards are the play usually
it can only select 3 of the 4 suits at any give time. Ancient can never choose the suit it is currently on
Our battle will be legendary
Nice to meet ya
i saw that
👀👀
Hello
Probably virus
?ban 1318074728421789706 scam
v01d_kavs was banned.
Chicot why did you become Jimbo
I am the original
Yo
Ok now you are Jimbo instead of chicot
What
J
What if instead of Roffle light it was roffle heavy
that's lowkey heavy I cannot lie.
Damn.. who would've thunk,,
I'm heavy weapons guy
Hello
Hi
ohhhh im jimbing it im jumbling it so harddd
just wait till she learns that roffle heavy is actually a thing…
hello balatro
Discordians vs common sense
No way...
-# also its she sorry I dont have pronouns listed 😭
what is
what does that mean
are you saying im dumb
local thunk is jimbo
Take your time..
wdym, look at his profile, HE'S jimbo
it’s all his shorter runs, usually >45 mins
local thunk is jimbo in the ads lol
hes a faker
or is he?
Thanks my favourite enployee worked on balatro so much
Wait so
Heavy is for short runs and light for longs?
nah it’s actually ben star
we don't have enough proof
we don’t know what thunk looks like
what if Ben star IS local thunk
The origin goes much deeper
keep up the good work jimbo my dude

usually yeah, he complains a lot that he always has content for heavy and never enough for lite
Where did you get my photo
they doxxed you as a server emoji twin ✌️
he stole your id
Thanks poker my id is not real
ok
Do you all think my name is Jimbo J Joestar?
no
You all fools not less then me
Wait what
I think your name is jimbo
Where did you get that info?
full name: jimbo jimbo jimbo
Isnt it Gary McCready
Are you spying on me?
do you need any help jimbo?
i can see they are harassing you
don't worry jimbo bro i got you covered
If you only I found more labouroros to develop balatro
the Lucilla of all time is not the Lucy of all time
I go by lucy sometimes!!!!!
Well most times
I knew that
I'm jimbo the space jester visited earth to find best game developers to create my game
you aren't the Lucy of all time
The Jimbo of no time
Lucy From Jay Executable Is The Lucy Of All Time
That what you called
you are the jimbo of all time
I am
the jimbo of true, transcendent time
who's gonna be your 150th
There no time in balatro universe
The universe i cane from
I made local thunk make balatro to make everyone eternal jokers
And I succeeded!
I am eternal towers of hell
what about buskin
I can live when i didn't lost my sock
It's fisher link
I knew it
nope

Its youtube link
You fooling me
You want to know my tower tarot card
It's not YouTube
the same youtube with roffel
There no dot
roffel lite
I know who roffel is
he shows the world what's inside balatro universe
I use him to drag people into my balatro universe
I'm so evil
Even tho I'm just a Jimbo
oh yeah? you think so?
We have been in the same school
I slipped mustard gas into the air vents of a school
of kindergarteners
and pre kinder-ers
My favourite superhero is joker
From shoe about dark gridy man call batmen
Do you know i have a son
because he went down a very tall slide
If you have any other questions
here i am minding my own business at work and suddenly im struck with fear that ceremonial dagger is gonna slice my blueprint
Hello
Curry Jimbo
He twin
My name is anderdingus
I’m balatrowing it
wait wait wait
i just pulled up LouisF complete soundtrack video
i watched the date
2 years ago
man time pass
launching balatro for the first time still feels like yesterday
For joker's name don't say such things
Meow
why do i feel flushes?
lets see if gifs appear
Because i flushed the toilet
Hello you look similar to be
oh...
that's why I smell an strange smell in my room
you too.
There is no good food in balatro universe
Are you blueprinting me?
Maybe Change your nickname to jimbo
So there 3 jimbos fooling around
So what's serious about you
Jimbo leon
Does this mean you are not jimbo anymore??
I feel an evil presence coming from you
i was in that universe with yahiamice
i give you 8 multipliers when all of your cards played are face
Wait
Is that you
Photograph?
no its a very cool one i found
So you newcomer
Or i forgot you?
Mr serious J.
@trim belfry
Look there new one
The big j Vs the big j
where’s the medium j
If balatro server played balatro it would have 3 jimbos and 1 yorick
How far you can go with this set-up?
Hello another one
Sure
What gender is Jimbo hmmmm
Frutiger Jimbo, The card jimbo and jimbo trueman
Depens
The trueman jimbo show
Yes
Actually there 4 jimbos
1st one in our guy is local thunk
Or maybe this guy from trailers
Hello
@noble lotus jimbo za goat
Sorry for not buying you in shop
🐐
Do you think i like to work?
Maybe i thought so
Sounds good to me
But pick me up someday
Let you rest
Yea yea
💀🙏🏻
How many jimbo in this server?
If actuive
Active
There local thunk the original jimbo
Yea and you and?
Me
Jimbo the cool guy
And serious jimbo
There also yorick , he is part of a crew
Yea i saw
Blue print brain storm?
Oh yeah srry
first thing i have read on here
Im sorry🫠
let me spin the wheel of fortune to see if I forgive you
Oh hell nawh
Is that an isaac refrence🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯 🤯
Skill issue
Dawg what the fuck
That was in my past, i shall never repeat my mistakes again
Cuz im searchin' for redemtion
Why is this the first thing I see when I open up this chat 💀
Meow
Is there an official TCG for Balatro?
Yeah, I wonder why they haven’t. This is a golden goose of an project
All the jokers with foil polychrome or negative variations
And sleeves based on the deck like Ghost Deck, my favorite look wise
i believe thunkle didn't want to get into the psuedo gambling aspect of card packs
ANYTHING BUT BALATRO
I said im sorry now can everyone stawp
Villian recovery arc
Get off this guy's back , it's really not nice
TCG?
🥹 i deserve it but thanks
Don't say shi
You fine my guy
But remember folks
I'm the jimbo

Trading Card Game
I would love having the legendary jokers for example
that was a lighthearted comment
although i do still find that weird
indeed i see
He said sorry
I summon jimbo which gives me +4 mult i then use blue print to copy that effect so i get 8 mutl

👍
I then activate pot of greed which lets me draw 2 cards
Huh
Wait u dont know pot of greed?
Its a card from yugioh
Ninjago
Ok a banger aswell tbf
Phineas and Ferb
Ok another banger
Star against forces of evil when i grew about
That is lwk absolute cinema
I don't know
Now it seems to be messy on lore part
I mean kud be true i havent watched it in like 4 or 5 years
But considering that hellueva boss is straight up copy star sometimes
It's way better in original
I agree helluva boss peak
In what other way kud i repent my actions bro😭 ✌️
Ok ima js delete it
i'm not mad or anything i'm just saying that i find that message weird
I need help, i cant see my cursor in any mode exept in window (So i cant see in borderless or in full screen) someone can help me??
Okay i had enough
I'm cursing you week without blueprint
For being annoying!
Actually no
@vital ferry
@vital ferry we going to crossify you
sometimes i skip blueprint just because
XD?
wow
It's tough
Here, doing gay ship to some friends to annoy them
Rough
also since you’re also named jimbo you’re banned too
me?
nono, my name is Jhon
where’s the prof
Hello! Does somebody want to help a poor student get the game on Steam? After paying for my driving courses I'm almost broke. Thanks in advance!
guys
don't beg, twin
i sented a invite to my friend but the weird thing i was afk and i didnt do that it happend ones on another server to can some one help?
Warrado
Thats a sin against mankind
The highest i ever reached was over 300mil
I do have a save file with which i could generate 10mil per hand no problem and I have 500hands per blind and still 20 blind to play until a39 kills me. But as a single hand (with animation skip) runs around one day, I did not bother playing out the next few decades.
So i have the record and if someone wants to waste more time of their life than me, then they are free to take the record
Holy heck
@gods shoot him with lightning
Here you can find a doc with all the numbers that have video proof on my yt
Thank you!
Why do u want to crossify me tho😕
You said something
U have no evedince
If you are curious about the strats, I have written some of my knowledge here
Thank ya, im currently doing a black deck green stake run while i work slowly on c+, i swear ima die cause this holgram cant be leveled ;-;
Just enjoy the game please
It took me months after finishing my runs before I was able to enjoy it again
OOf-
i love misprint
meow
but does misprint love you?
sure hope so
what's the different between c+ and c++
c+ is doing all gold stake decks, c++ is getting a gold stake win with every joker
I think y'all playing a different balatro than me
I'm playing Balala
Yea we up there playing Balala joker poker
oh
nice
how so?
i still need c++
i just have done red blue yellow and green gold stake so i moved on black
I never heard about c++ except for the coding language
i'm still same like you
same until i discovered balatro
Ok bro

I just love having a borderline gambling addiction
Hey guys, got a slight problem idk if anyone knows how to help, I got a new phone and re-download the game but it didn't bring any of my progress over, I dont see any options to bring it over or anything, do I just got to start grim scratch
@ionic robin hey you sweaty nonce
Are you IOS or Android
Sup
Android, and the model is a Galaxy A52, its the same model as the old one
E
Did you see the copy of Balatto that's on the Play Store?
hi
Some random prolly scam account @analog reef sent a friend request outta nowhere. By the date creation of their account they're likely a scam account
IS THAT MINOS PRIME
aw man
I was ghost pinged
cant do gif
lol
what u think of joker of steel
Some rando added me from this server despite having not once talking here?
Bot probably
Omfg I've been attempting black deck gold stake for 3 hours when will this end 😭😭😭
Go into play store, balatro, and if you are on the same Google Account, you can reinstall it
Card
anyone here plays balatro
Nah
What’s that
gold stake is so silly
That literally me
twenty bad wheels in a row what the actual fuck
I'm cursed
this is worse than the 7 chicot in a row
.3% chance of happening
No downside
Better have Chicot than don't
Ive had space miss 26 times in a row before 😭

If it makes you feel any worse, I got three in a row to work
Egg
you're not jimbo
I'm actaly
i'm two guesses into today's balatrodle
if this joker is what i think this joker is
it wasn't 
damn, 5 guesses of a 4.8 average
There is a balatrodle?
Balatrodle is fun
there's joker cost, joker rarity, joker ability, if the joker has any sort of scaling, and if the joker has rng
I wish I could play balatrodle more than once daily
"joker ability" just being like if it gives chips, +mult, is an econ joker, etc
I need help i got misprint polychrome and midas mask on ante three this isnt what i need you for i got 3 double tag and i can skip for rare or negative
what can i do?
🙏
someone?
Triple negative would be good tho
Even if those are not that good, thats still 3 free jokers
Idk tbh
negative or rare?
I dont have much experience
me neither
I have yet to beat purple stake
yeah
Would it
i know i can get eight ball
Red stake aint that deep
i know
Oh red stake
Np man
No
ok
XTRA ITS YOU
yo
THE GEOMETRY DASH GUY
I bet thirteen chips this^ will last approximately one other hour
ㅤ
i just killed my brain storm with dagger
What were you thinking
brainstorm was coping it
the dagger had like
77mult
i just forgot to move it before leaving the shop
this might be the biggest fumble ever
this implies you either had two jokers or you intentionally left it immediately next to the dagger
my train of thought was basically buying a random joker so the dagger would scale while not hitting brainstorm
<@&1133519078540185692> this is mighty suspicious, lmk if you think otherwise
oh indeed
Specially for an account that's been here 1 day
30 minutes
figured because why would we ask for money in a balatro server and specifically amazon gift cards
Exactly 30 minutes
?
That was fast
Idek man
these bots
if only they messaged in #ceremonial-dagger
Hi folks
dr. living scum, I presume
Folk
Fork
Spork
Spore
Sporulation
peak game
I wanted this game but it happen to be that my small brother liked it way more then i did
I have chose between bendy and spore
It's the man from hit game uhhh
What was that card game called
WAIT IT WAS PACMAN!
you first
-# DONT ACTUALLY DO THIS
you think you can trick me into gambling?
because you're right
Paper
Nekotina has rps
Huh
Joker poker
Piss vs shit
yea


Mr bones is me if i ded
real
Nom :3
Bro can someone share me their ps acc so I can download FC 24+ and play with my drunk friends 😭
Js download bombapatch for an older game you have
Wdym?
4x multi ahh pfp
Fart
+4 mult actually



