🎙・server-chat

[turbid elk]

It's the holiday of liberty and freedom, celebrating the escape of the Jewish slaves from Egypt

[fallow pumice]

ohhhhh

[turbid elk]

and the whole Moses splitting the sea miracle

[fallow pumice]

what does one do during Passover?

[turbid elk]

We read the story, eat special foods that have to do with it, there are all kinds of traditions that the kids have fun doing. For example, an adult has to hide a package of Matza (unleavened bread, because the jews fled egypt without leavening their bread), then the kids have to find it, hide it themselves, and then tell the adults that if they want it back, they have to give them a gift lol

A lot of people don't fully follow everything anymore but we still do the dinner, drink wine, cook special meals, sing songs

[fallow pumice]

oh sick

[turbid elk]

Basically Moses asked the Pharaoh to let the jewish people go, pharaoh said no, god punished the egyptians with 10 plagues, while pharaoh refused to free them. The tenth one was that the angel of death will go from house to house and kill the firstborn sons, and the jews were told to paint their door with lamb's blood, signalling to the angel of death that they're not the target. So the angel of death sees the blood, skips the house, or in other words - passes over the house, hence the name passover, or Pesach in Hebrew.

[wintry halo]

virus 😍

[opaque scroll]

BALATRO UPDATE IS OUT!!!!!!!

[fiery ferry]

for realsies??

can't wait to get home and play my beloved abandoned deck

[flint copper]

Troll?

I’m sorry, there’s just no way

[dapper sleet]

Nope thunk said it

It will be available in 3h

[flint copper]

oh my gah

[sturdy dock]

balatro fools!

[flint copper]

Oh yeah, I’m an idiot

[mystic vector]

what do you guys think of raccoin? (i think that's the name of the game), is it worth getting into?

[flint copper]

Sounds like crypto

😭

[mystic vector]

it's a balatro-like game

i think

like a coin pusher

you can shoot coins from the left or right to push enough coins down to get the required score

and like upgrades and stuff

blah blah blah

[nocturne lance]

THE BLOODSTONE HIT ON ALL OF EM

it's April 1st

[fiery ferry]

💔

[plucky heath]

i need help, i cant open balatro, i post it in the bug reports but nobody answer:(

[opaque scroll]

I’m sorry, April’s fools

[opaque scroll]

fooled

[quick crypt]

That's really cool. Learning about Jewish and other religious traditions is fun. I've been interested in the legend about the golem of Prague. I've read a little bit about it but I was wondering where I read could more about it.

[thorn crown]

I almost beat my first gold stake run

[tawny pasture]

its a banger

[plucky heath]

help?

please

[opaque scroll]

reset your device

[mystic vector]

i'm playing it right now

it seems like really difficult 😭

round 9/15...

[tawny pasture]

I got to e7 on one run. They cooked for launch. It's so much fun

[mystic vector]

=w=

i can't even win a run

[tawny pasture]

I didn't win my first one but you'll unlock cool stuff as you play

[opaque scroll]

is it any fun?

[urban jungle]

I played the first demo when it was available
I very much enjoyed it

[white palm]

did they gave up on the mobile version?

[turbid elk]

Jacob Geller, a Jewish youtuber that I really like, talks about myths, philosophy, etc while using video games to convey his points, or give examples for them. He has a video that talks about that iirc. I never got around to finishing it but I remembered it exists. You might like it.
https://youtu.be/pUBVSH6hBvY?si=cOSU8Q8Eo_w0u_LU

[quick crypt]

Hey I'm already subscribed to him and I've seen this video. That's pretty neat. It might not be a huge coincidence being that he has a pretty successful channel. I enjoy his videos.

[plucky heath]

the device? total reset?

[opaque scroll]

like power off

[plucky heath]

ok

[turbid elk]

I think my favorite video of his is the one on the modern art, with the red color, and the one on the death sentence (if I'm not getting confused between youtubers)

[plucky heath]

i still cant, i post the bug in bug report

[fierce rain]

yeah delete system32

[plucky heath]

xd

[somber meteor]

delete your device

[fierce rain]

throw it out and buy a new one

[somber meteor]

disable click between frames

[dusty zephyr]

:0 the update came out!

[opaque scroll]

thank you Mr Kennedy

Also why did your head just do that

[opaque scroll]

I already made this joke #die

/j

[dusty zephyr]

3:

M-Meany...

-# Sniffle

[somber meteor]

the update just came out guys

[dusty zephyr]

S-See?
-# Sniffle
I-It did :3

[somber meteor]

no no no calm down

hugs you

[dusty zephyr]

-# Embraces hug

Is better noe :3

[steady elm]

What have i just walked into

[hoary cairn]

If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you

[quick crypt]

I'll have to keep an eye out. I've came across similar channels that cover esoteric magic and alchemy but I think that stuff goes a little over my head. I sort of lose the plot while I'm watching those videos.

[tidal bobcat]

The Backroom is my favorite boss blind

Happy April fools everyone

[compact stump]

Just watched the new invincible episode

my belly hurts

[heavy magnet]

i like men

@frank radish does too

[somber meteor]

i like women

[frank radish]

oh my god bruh

[somber meteor]

@flat oxide does too

[mystic vector]

hi balatro,,,

so today

we're going to try not to suck at the game

it will not go well and i will probably die

[plucky heath]

please

someone help me

i post my problem and yet nobody answer

its in bug reports

[somber meteor]

what is it

[long atlas]

i’m gonna be so honest rarely does anyone answer bug reports

because none of us have any idea

[plucky heath]

oh

[long atlas]

and because we’re lazy and don’t wanna check the channel

[flat oxide]

Yes I agree

[vital ferry]

I got banned from the binding of isaac server so now im here😁

[cyan dagger]

it's not a good introduction, is it

[somber meteor]

howww

[vital ferry]

Its not supposed to be a good one

[vital ferry]

I said unlive urself too much🥹

[cyan dagger]

uhhhhhh

[somber meteor]

uhh

[cyan dagger]

is it supposed to be funny or what

[somber meteor]

that's not a very good thing

[cyan dagger]

I understand april fools and shit but ew

[hybrid pawn]

hey, its aprill fools, just let it slide

[vital ferry]

No no its not

[vital ferry]

I got lwk ragebaited

[somber meteor]

high cortisol

[vital ferry]

😭

[vital ferry]

Why ew

[strong prairie]

man you gotta be able to step away from that

[cyan dagger]

never mind bro

[vital ferry]

I tried it, but like it didnt work
So what do u want me todo

[strong prairie]

Reflect on your ban, probably

[vital ferry]

Nah im gud
I lwk hate isaac server now

[hybrid pawn]

lowkie what did bro do to get banned there 😭

[vital ferry]

I alr said it

I said unalive urself too much

And they said it was hating or sm shihh idk😔

[hybrid pawn]

was it like a joke or personal shi

[vital ferry]

They were talkin bout my english so i said that
So yeah its extremely personal and i meant it from the deepest depth of my heart

[long atlas]

telling someone to end their life as a ‘joke’ is NOT a joke bro ✌️

[hybrid pawn]

if it was ment to bully you, i totally understand, we have our own things witch dont get taken lighty when critisized like that fuck my english

[vital ferry]

It is?

[long atlas]

yes it’s a serious thing you shouldn’t joke about

[vital ferry]

No it wasnt bullying it was js really annoyinh

[vital ferry]

Bro its not that deep

[hybrid pawn]

then uhh, yeah was not a great day for you huh

[long atlas]

my friend did because someone ‘jokingly’ told them to do so, it literally is that deep

[vital ferry]

Nope, it wasnt😕
Now i have to wait like 6 months to write an appeal which will most prob not get accepted

[hybrid pawn]

it could be accepted with the right heart, you never know

[vital ferry]

I have no comment on that
Since anything ill say will be wrong

[long atlas]

fair enough

[vital ferry]

Meh, i guess so

[long atlas]

anyways folks let’s lighten the mood a bit eh?

what’s yalls favorite food

[cyan dagger]

dumplings 😋

[long atlas]

based

dumplings are top tier

[cyan dagger]

with pumpkin

[somber meteor]

baguette

[hybrid pawn]

l likey some lamb, arab here i know

[long atlas]

aaaand ya lost me

[vital ferry]

Pizza with no toppings but cheese, with extra cheese, some cheese and some cheese as a side dish

[long atlas]

twin are you teto

[somber meteor]

maybe hehe

[long atlas]

dairy nightmare ✌️

[cyan dagger]

I pity lactose intolerant so much

like they are missing so much

[long atlas]

stuffed crust is the best thing you can do to pizza and you can’t change my mind

[vital ferry]

What's that

[hybrid pawn]

Quattro formaggi ahh

[long atlas]

you stuff the crust with cheese

it’s so good

[vital ferry]

Who the hell is that and what is that name😭

[vital ferry]

It sounds like heaven on earth

[long atlas]

oh trust me lactose intolerant people miss nothing

[hybrid pawn]

https://www.google.com/search?q=pizza+with+4+diffrent+chesses&oq=pizza+with+4+diffrent+chesses&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIICAEQABgWGB4yDQgCEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyBwgDEAAY7wUyCggEEAAYgAQYogQyCggFEAAYgAQYogQyCggGEAAYgAQYogTSAQoxMDQyNWowajE1qAIIsAIB8QUY3rfOI1n7AvEFGN63ziNZ-wI&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[long atlas]

they still eat dairy they just reap the consequences later

[vital ferry]

This also sounds heavenly ngl

[long atlas]

it is its something one must experience at least once

[hybrid pawn]

one of my favs after all

[vital ferry]

I will exprience it this night or tmr hopefully

[cyan dagger]

have u ever tried pizza with horse meat

so yummy

[long atlas]

yall ever had prosciutto on pizza

[vital ferry]

We both cheese guys😁

[hybrid pawn]

where can you get horse meat again

and on a pizzza

[cyan dagger]

in my country

[somber meteor]

😨 😨 😨

[vital ferry]

What is that it sounds like a spanish demon name😭 😭

[cyan dagger]

like every family have horse meat here

[long atlas]

it’s like thin salty ham/bacon

[vital ferry]

Who eats horse meat brother😭 😭

[long atlas]

so good

[cyan dagger]

and my mom used to make pizza with it

[long atlas]

especially with some balsamic

[cyan dagger]

me 😋

[vital ferry]

Ive never ate ham before so idk how it would taste like

[hybrid pawn]

is it, is it simmilar to chiken, beef, what

[long atlas]

what does horse meat taste like both taste and texture wise

[cyan dagger]

so good, u should try it

[vital ferry]

Uhhhh, i uhhh what?
Are u serious
I lwk might😭

[long atlas]

ham/bacon i’d say

[cyan dagger]

I'm 100% serious bro

[vital ferry]

Wait rlly how does it taste like then

[cyan dagger]

I dunno how u can get it in your area, but in mine u can literally just go to the bazar and buy it

[hybrid pawn]

surprised, well because im Muslim, and its permissible for us to eat it lol

[vital ferry]

I searched it up i think its almost impossible for me to get iy

[frigid cloak]

I hate balatro.

Haha, Foolish April. I jest

[vital ferry]

Ahahahahahehehehehehrhhohohohohohooh

[hybrid pawn]

hate crime and get banned for hate

jk

[long atlas]

it’s cured pork i believe

so maybe not

[cyan dagger]

well, it's super salty cuz it is prepared in a ton of salt. It's very tender cuz it should sit somewhere cold for some months. I never tried it any other way tbh. I can't really differentiate it from regular beef tho

[hybrid pawn]

https://www.google.com/search?q=is+horse+meat+halal&oq=is+horse+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgBEAAYgAQyBggCEEUYOTIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABNIBCTUxNzhqMGoxNagCCLACAfEFKsKoifyhuQjxBSrCqIn8obkI&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 quick google search later

[vital ferry]

So its js beef with another name😭
Ill still try it out one day tho

[cyan dagger]

yay

[long atlas]

oh i’m talking about prosciutto lol horse meat is fine

[cyan dagger]

it's like my cultural thing

[vital ferry]

Bro why cant i semd gifs😕

[hybrid pawn]

oh lowkie my bad 😂

[long atlas]

thunk says too much clutter

same with images

here at least you can send images in other channels

[vital ferry]

Thats sad😕

[hybrid pawn]

i cant send funnnie gifs

i def hate balatro now

[vital ferry]

That's a crime aganst man kind

[strong prairie]

I understand banning gifs, I still disagree with banning images

[somber meteor]

you can download a gif and send it as a file

[hybrid pawn]

too much work, pass

[vital ferry]

Has anyone told u that ur a genius before?

[somber meteor]

discord sometimes downloads it as an mp4 tho

[hybrid pawn]

wait why mp4s

[vital ferry]

Whats an mp4?

[somber meteor]

you can search mp4 to gif in google

[hybrid pawn]

"is the most popular, universally compatible digital container format used for storing and streaming video, audio, subtitles, and images."- google

[somber meteor]

video file format

[vital ferry]

😭 😭 ty

[vital ferry]

Ohhhh ok ty

[coral lichen]

Gordon doesn't talk wtf

I said what the funk guys

[somber meteor]

lol true

[heavy magnet]

where is sbr episode 3.

[cyan dagger]

Wait did the second one come out

I love sbr so much that I reread it 3 times

[strong shore]

They released sbr second episode ? I thought it was annual

[stable isle]

baltro

[cyan dagger]

Bltr

[somber meteor]

br

[long atlas]

[misty kindle]

Happy passover to all that celebrate it.

[thorn lark]

THUNK TYPING IN ANNOUCEMENTS

[somber meteor]

😨

[oblique isle]

Holy crap…

[ornate depot]

i honestly got so baited by this

[true linden]

your shoelaces are untied

[dusky oasis]

It says gullible on the ceiling

[somber meteor]

gasp

trips and falls on the ground

[true linden]

Uhh april fools..??

[somber meteor]

starts crying

[true linden]

it was meant to be a joke!! 😭

Im sorry

[somber meteor]

bleeds everywhere

[ornate depot]

now kiss

[true linden]

[somber meteor]

no i have a wife

[ornate depot]

they can kiss too

[true linden]

But I also have a wife

[oblique isle]

The wives are each other btw

[somber meteor]

can i kiss my wife instead

[true linden]

go for it

[somber meteor]

kisses @flat oxide

[flat oxide]

Oh so I guess you stole my lungs

[somber meteor]

hey wife

[flat oxide]

:3c

hiii

[somber meteor]

🐎

[hybrid pawn]

this gordon had his voice giffited from god, so yeah i can speak thank you dawg

[elder harbor]

Gordon, kill Breen

[vital ferry]

Yo whats up

[vast marsh]

[vital ferry]

What is the context behind this😭

[opaque scroll]

schizo posting

[opaque scroll]

the humble reading comprehension:

[vital ferry]

😭

[somber meteor]

6 messages above

[vital ferry]

I still dont get it but cool ig

[somber meteor]

me neither

neigh

[vital ferry]

Thats so cool ngl

[flat oxide]

Whatttt

[somber meteor]

hi wife

[vital ferry]

Yo btw what are these like shapes next to everyones names?

[somber meteor]

suit

that playing cards have

[vital ferry]

How do i get one

[somber meteor]

channels and roles thing on top of the channels

[wary torrent]

hess

[vital ferry]

I cant find it what

Nvm i was blind i got it

Yay i got one c:

How do i become a joker or legendary one

[lean crane]

I believe legendaries are content creators or devs

And I'm not sure about jokers

[limpid tree]

it is the day of jimbo.

[fleet perch]

Guys who remembers when this happened

Oh wait nvmd there isnt embeds on this channel

Erm

I'll just put it in #🃏・off-topic

[cinder marlin]

hey i revived

[long atlas]

you get jokers by helping out the community/being cool, they’re handpicked by thunk (and maybe mods too but don’t quote me on that one)

[cinder marlin]

can i ve joker+

[long atlas]

mmm i dunno…

[cinder marlin]

im fungi

fjy

funy

[long atlas]

take it up with management i just work here

no another qualification is you can’t ask for it

[cinder marlin]

hi

[somber meteor]

can i not have joker role please thank you

[long atlas]

done you shouldn’t have joker role now

[somber meteor]

thank you so much

[long atlas]

any other requests

i switched you to the correct choice of diamonds

this is a non negotiable

everyone should be diamonds

[brave iris]

u can do that?

[somber meteor]

yes thank you

[vagrant bane]

Blackjack

[glad oriole]

arf

[long atlas]

can i do that?

boom i changed you to spades

[brave iris]

thanks

let me just forget that i was spades before

[long atlas]

no you weren’t what do you mean

you were always blank i just gave you spades

[brave iris]

oh yea i was hearts before

[long atlas]

ewwww

[brave iris]

make me diamonds

[long atlas]

what’s the magic word

[brave iris]

please

[long atlas]

boom there ya go

you’re now superior

how does it feel

[grave vine]

w mod

[brave iris]

higher up socioeconomically

spades are lower class

[long atlas]

~~mods making me look powerful 🗣️ ~~
im just so great

[brave iris]

make him mod when

[long atlas]

never

well not never

[celest bane]

hi guys

[brave iris]

i should put this on suggestions

[long atlas]

if there’s another ring of applications (which there probably will be before 1.1) i may apply but i have a feeling i might not fit the qualifications

[brave iris]

what qualifications

[long atlas]

plus i have a tendency to misjudge situations so mod may not be the best

[brave iris]

when was the last time a mod interracted with the humans

[long atlas]

uhh i think yesterday

they pop in every now and again

[lusty canopy]

Dagger is doing a good job banning bots so I bet we wont see the mods as oftentimes

[long atlas]

if there’s like a mod in training i’ll gladly do that but there’s really no point so i’m fine being a normal civilian 😋

[brave iris]

would u like to be promoted to legendary joker

[long atlas]

i mean it’d be cool but just like joker and suit roles it’s cosmetic

i think

i wouldn’t be surprised if they held some power but i would be as equally unsurprised if they didn’t

plus i’m not a large content creator/dev (or at least don’t plan to be) so i don’t fit qualifications

[brave iris]

legendary joker dont have the tiny guy next to the name

[long atlas]

true i think they need sum

[brave iris]

jimbo my goat

make it banana

banana i think as iconic as jimbo

[vital ferry]

Ty😁 ✌️

[vital ferry]

Goated pfp

[brave iris]

yes

camouflage u know

[grim rain]

How I can get the tag from this server?

[brave iris]

press the server name

top left corner

should open a dropdown menu

[rigid night]

Wtf is with Odd Todd's left eye?

[hollow pilot]

i just reached Naneinf with talisman mod

[rigid night]

Am I tripping?

[rigid night]

Based accomplishment and goated profile

[fierce rain]

i had one early this morning

so maybe 14 hours ago?

[cloud kindle]

EVERYBODY

I SHALL BE TEXTING IN THE NO TEXTING CHANNEL

I KNOW NONE OF YOU KNOW ME BUT IM GONNA DO IT

April fools teehee

[brave iris]

do it

[cloud kindle]

No

[brave iris]

why

[cloud kindle]

Bc I like being in this server

Even though I’m not active

I still am a Balatro fan

[brave iris]

instead of saying this you should have pinged everyone

[obtuse snow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1s9zcn6/localthunk_announces_datelatro_a_cute_dating_sim/ holy shit

[fierce rain]

alright chat

who are we cracking first

[arctic marlin]

equip the waifu jokers mod 👀

[cloud kindle]

@everyone

I can’t bruh

[brave iris]

prolly a cap

on amount u can ping

[glad oriole]

me

[celest bane]

jimbo

[hushed stump]

Domino Earl

[signal surge]

Albert

[raw palm]

Who are some of you favorite Balatro streamers to watch?

[rotund aspen]

Sometimes I watch myself in the screen reflection while playing

ErinTheEnby is also up and coming and is very nice to listen to

[umbral hazel]

I'm not jonkling it. I was never jonkling it when I typed these one-liners for the past year. It's actually almost a year since I joined the Balatro Discord channel. What was a short joke turned into my identity, my sole response for everything in this server. I couldn't discuss strategy, couldn't theorycraft, couldn't talk like a civilized human being ever since I started riding the tiger's back. And it's here to stay.

I beg everyone in this server, don't be me. Learn from my mistakes. Don't be so ingrained into a joke that it becomes your identity, yet be so egotistical that you cannot drop the skit for fear of losing yourself. Be yourself, always.

[flint copper]

I don’t even know who you are

[bitter steeple]

I can't believe it's the guy who said they were jonkling it.

point and laugh

[plucky kite]

Haiii

[bitter steeple]

[tidal pivot]

Heyas

[rigid night]

Brainstorm

Someone needs to actually make that a mod

[fierce rain]

i am richard nixon

👋

[next spoke]

can someone tell me how to play modded. I just bought balatro on steam

[timid cedar]

#⚙・modding-general

[wary torrent]

[glass tiger]

Don Quixote

[jagged jewel]

Confess your sins with Priest Gregor

[worldly inlet]

i have a question

if my cavendish broke another can spawn?

[agile pawn]

yes

[worldly inlet]

thanks

[jagged jewel]

Take in consideration if you wanna have Cavendish back, you are gonna pay a lot of money in rerolls 😭

[worldly inlet]

yes

that was just a hypothetical case

[upbeat lagoon]

would anyone perhaps know how to mod on iOS (im a idiot with No pc btw)

[jagged jewel]

You can search videos in Youtube about it

[jagged wing]

yeah lemme check

[prime jay]

i just saw a video where Jack Black said he wanted there to be a balatro movie (????)

kinda silly. if anything I figured he'd want a movie about BlackJack, not poker! (laugh track)

[flint copper]

Poker still has black jacks

[merry oriole]

Hiiii, anyone speak spanish? To be Friends!!!

Hola, alguien habla español? Quiero amiguitos balatreros 😄

[flint copper]

Cool

But everyone has to speak English in this server, actually

[midnight bear]

Did you see that report on TV yesterday? The one about monster trucks?

[grave grail]

anyone down to rivals need 1 for dimaond 6 stack, my homie and i are ante 39 players can talk balatro while we play

[sudden cloak]

Should I take a shower or keep pheromone maxing

[somber meteor]

shower

[void bison]

shower

[ionic hinge]

Shower

[topaz gazelle]

Shower

[brave iris]

shower

[flint copper]

Shower

[sturdy gyro]

shower

[midnight bear]

Shower

[somber meteor]

rice shower

[sharp cliff]

I HATE SHOWERS

[wary torrent]

shower

[timid cedar]

two showers

[wary torrent]

2 😂

[somber meteor]

double it and give it to the next person

[olive cypress]

shower

[sudden cloak]

Ok ok I took my shower

[lean crane]

... What...

[sudden cloak]

Pheromone maxing is not taking a shower or putting on deodorant

[glad oriole]

pheromone max

:3

[sudden cloak]

It's using the natural musk of the human

[sudden cloak]

I already took my shower

[glad oriole]

darn

[lean crane]

I'm not asking, I'm just dumbfounded

❤️‍🩹

[sudden cloak]

The consensus was to take a shower

[glad oriole]

not a femboy

[sudden cloak]

I usually ask that question when I don't know what to do

[neat gull]

I’m with you. Yuck

[glad oriole]

born to pheromonemax in a shower daily society

[lean crane]

💔

[sudden cloak]

you socialize ew

[glad oriole]

que

not really

i say some things and am in public spaces sometimes tho

colleg.

[sudden cloak]

Yes good oxygen bad room smell yes

[glad oriole]

yes

[wary torrent]

tem

[glad oriole]

i might have to drop colleg

grade bad

too busy thinking about boys

[somber meteor]

ewww socialization

[wary torrent]

Disgusting!

[glad oriole]

rue

from grace

[somber meteor]

same but girls

[glad oriole]

gay gay

[wary torrent]

i salute the Man

[glad oriole]

men -w-

[coral lichen]

hi guys

[glad oriole]

hallo

[wary torrent]

wing gaster

[coral lichen]

wuts happening

rn

[glad oriole]

i was just being gay or something

[wary torrent]

i was being a cultist

[glad oriole]

oh yeah college

[wary torrent]

Cultist Being A

[coral lichen]

I'm being a deer

guys

[glad oriole]

cultist boltist altist

im being a

cat

:3

[wary torrent]

cereal burial arial

[glad oriole]

can boys arson

[wary torrent]

commit to

uhh

i can't think of anything with s

[glad oriole]

well

skill issue

[wary torrent]

do yall fw evil cba

or neutral cba

[somber meteor]

me

[somber meteor]

women -w-

[somber meteor]

i'm beaing a 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎

[flint copper]

I’m beating a dead 🐎

[somber meteor]

😨

[glad oriole]

im so hungry i could 🍽️ a 🐴

[somber meteor]

😨

[glad oriole]

if only 😔

[somber meteor]

wth is this chat

[flint copper]

Oh, wait, this isn’t #🃏・off-topic

I’m getting banned

[somber meteor]

nah it's okay

you can talk here

[wary torrent]

i'm so i could a

[somber meteor]

same

[wary torrent]

STRAIGHT to the quotes channel

[flint copper]

Wait, they have that here? 😭

[somber meteor]

not here

[coral lichen]

what

[flint copper]

Yeah, you know what, I’m not keeping that up

[wary torrent]

too late

[flint copper]

Wdym

[wary torrent]

it's forwarded

[flint copper]

Oh

Oh no…

[wary torrent]

your career is done for

pack up

[somber meteor]

canceled on twitter dot com

[wary torrent]

we should move to #🃏・off-topic

i love minimodding

[somber meteor]

we don't have to

[austere crane]

balatro is too hard

10% playing the game
90% gooning to the jokers

[potent mantle]

which ones

[somber meteor]

[austere crane]

photograph

[somber meteor]

that's even worse

[austere crane]

actually all of them

i just like photograph

[somber meteor]

isn't that against the rules

to promote

[wide spear]

who tf is jimbo

[strong pumice]

[rotund hearth]

joker

[subtle warren]

Miau

[somber meteor]

neigh

[vital ferry]

This guy--->

[wide spear]

meow

[vital ferry]

How do i post on the suggestions channel?

[somber meteor]

idk

[vital ferry]

Ty bro that was so helpfull ngl

[somber meteor]

no problem

😊

[vital ferry]

I hate you

[somber meteor]

okay

[vital ferry]

I hate you even more

[somber meteor]

okay

[vital ferry]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[somber meteor]

[vital ferry]

This is absolute cinema

[austere jewel]

“Well met”

[cobalt sonnet]

meow

[somber meteor]

neigh

[livid basin]

shine bright

[cyan dagger]

Like a dimond

[slim junco]

ssssssssssup

new around here

[somber meteor]

hi

[sturdy dock]

balatrotrotro sahuyr

[austere crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1489233748707905567

upvote please

[vital ferry]

No

[sturdy dock]

i can get behind this

[lapis spindle]

hi im new here, where can i find people to play multiplayer balatro with?

[vital ferry]

Maybe on modding
Im not rlly sure

[lapis spindle]

alr thanks

[vital ferry]

Yw

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛶

[vital ferry]

That's soooooooooo cool keep going don't give up😄 ✌️

[sturdy dock]

balatroingoingoingoingoing

all of us are like balatrothers frfrfrrfr

[rancid orchid]

coolgamer98

[wheat grove]

Mornin Balatro crew

[somber meteor]

gm

[gritty yew]

yo

[elder harbor]

yo

[fiery ferry]

gurt

[elder harbor]

You just had to go and ruin it didn't you

[somber meteor]

lol

[vital ferry]

6️⃣ 7️⃣
(I know i am incredibly funny)

[vital ferry]

Yo ur that guy from quan piece

[elder harbor]

Yes

It is I, Don Krieg. I have 5000 men in my crew.

[vital ferry]

Yet you were beaten by one singular rubber man and a cook😔

[elder harbor]

I was hungry

[vital ferry]

I can understand

[elder harbor]

I'm not hungry anymore though Mihawk is finished

[opaque scroll]

end it ALL!!!!

[vital ferry]

How about no? 6️⃣ 7️⃣

[opaque scroll]

🫩

[vital ferry]

Rectangle🤯

[somber meteor]

[placid turret]

Hello.

[opaque scroll]

non apple user smh

[somber meteor]

hi

[opaque scroll]

hello

[old gulch]

deez

[vital ferry]

Not being an apple user is a good thing actaully

[opaque scroll]

yeah….

you don’t get the depressed emoji tho

🫩

[vital ferry]

I dont need it cuz im not depressed😁

[opaque scroll]

lucky……..

[vital ferry]

Ik ty

[somber meteor]

that emoji is called tired

not depressed

[opaque scroll]

🤓 this emoji is called nerd

[somber meteor]

👶 this emoji is called orphan

[vital ferry]

😭

[vital ferry]

Also why are u playing gd for 20 hours🤯

[somber meteor]

grind

[vital ferry]

Nice🔥

[spare mist]

Hello chat

[cyan dagger]

hello Beck As Heck

[opaque scroll]

hello hrib

[ornate depot]

hello Muffin :3

[fierce rain]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QegLjnKWo5U?si=BskY__rWYGwvl8Nh

what balatro joker should jack black voice

[green scroll]

all of them

one man cast

[vital ferry]

Trib
Trust me itll be abzolute zinema

[fierce rain]

he should play the basement dwelling chud trying to get c++

[opaque scroll]

What

What is c++ in Balatro

Like I know it’s a coding language

[fierce rain]

Completionist++

look at the achievements list

[white palm]

is supernova good

btw how do i even get a good deck like youtubers without seeded

is it even possible

cuz everytime i try to get something good it wont give me

[tall nimbus]

wonder who made him an orphan

[flint kettle]

hey guys

i found a balatro streamer with one viewer

wanna raid him

[placid turret]

Perhaps.

[flint kettle]

kk check #🎥・videos-and-streams

[flint kettle]

GUYS HES ABOUT TO WIN HIS FIRTST GAME EVER

LETS RAID HIM

he won his first game!!!

[steady igloo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaisen-adele

[steady igloo]

I waited 2... no, 3 thousand years and finally found him or her

[opal gate]

Treachery tomorrow

Ultrakill

[subtle warren]

Miau

[opaque scroll]

false…

[opal gate]

Nooooo

[edgy heath]

HELLO GUYS

[grim mantle]

hi

[edgy heath]

waddup

hyd

[grim mantle]

i'm good

wby

[steady igloo]

1. Treachery tomorrow
2. if not, read 1 rule

[opal gate]

Can I choose which rule I read

[ornate depot]

yes, as long as you read and follow rule 2

[opal gate]

ok thank you

[fervent glen]

balatro

[peak parrot]

Guys

Why jimbo?

[last palm]

hey chat,how can i mod the mobile version of balatro if possible? thinking of making a greek translation myseld

[compact stump]

#⚙・modding-general try there or #⚙・modding-support

[last palm]

thanks

[fringe mist]

No way....

Are you my twin, clone, or alter ego?

[tepid cliff]

Can cerimonial dagger destroy an eternal joker?

[opaque scroll]

damn

[barren cedar]

Eternal jokers can't be deleted in any way

I think

[peak parrot]

Guys

[frozen fossil]

man im seeing so much spanish in some channels

does rule 2 even exist

[solemn elm]

yes, its just that people dont listen

[harsh flint]

Hello

[kind fern]

sup

Alsooooo

I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA IF IT ISN'T ALREADY IMPLEMENTED

since the server is called balatro, could we the common folk be reffered to as balabros

[oak frost]

𐌉𐌅 𐌌𐌀𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ 𐌁𐌐𐌉𐌋𐌋𐌉𐌀𐌍𐌕 𐌉𐌃𐌄𐌀𐌔 𐌉𐌔 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌐 𐌕𐋅𐌉𐌍Ᏽ, Ꮤ𐋅𐌀𐌕 𐌀𐌐𐌄 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵 Ꮤ𐌉𐌕𐋅Ꝋ𐌵𐌕 𐌉𐌕

[kind fern]

your mom

[oak frost]

𐌉𐌅 𐌌𐌀𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌐 𐌌Ꝋ𐌌 ᏝꝊ𐌊𐌄𐌔, 𐌉𐌔 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵𐌐 𐌕𐋅𐌉𐌍Ᏽ, Ꮤ𐋅𐌀𐌕 𐌀𐌐𐌄 𐌙Ꝋ𐌵 Ꮤ𐌉𐌕𐋅Ꝋ𐌵𐌕?

[kind fern]

your mom

[molten tangle]

balatro?

BALATRO!!!

[vague zephyr]

yo

[dusky mural]

Balatro?
Balatro?!

Hi nice server

[molten tangle]

BALATROOOO!!!

only other number simulator is warframe

wf and balatro is life

[dusky mural]

Im surviving the university live thanks to Balatro

Balatreando on my Breaks

[spice pollen]

Balakenuinly?

[dusky mural]

Yup

[candid flicker]

Did you make balatro a spanish verb

[long atlas]

people either don’t read, don’t care, or don’t speak english and thus can’t understand

[stiff moat]

i really wanna see what #ceremonial-dagger is

[stray vault]

Do it

[stiff moat]

chevked

checked

[spice pollen]

Send a message

[dusky mural]

Yes, Playing Balataro (BALATREANDO)

[cinder mist]

balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[dusky mural]

Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida......

[long atlas]

hey folks keep rule 2 in mind!

[coral lichen]

hai

[wide spear]

meow

hello everyone

[neat gull]

Hello balageneral

[wary torrent]

hess

[oblique arch]

can the idol hit the stone cards?

[wary torrent]

no

[cyan dagger]

Как скажешь, братан

[coral lichen]

woof

[small glacier]

I hate your game, I cannot stop playing it

[next current]

5 minite chinese break-chad from cold ones

[signal prawn]

look at the little funny egg guy

[next current]

[signal prawn]

look at this little fella on it

[void slate]

helloo

[plain frost]

hello

can someone help how to get the like

use button

or buy

button

[grim mantle]

so true

[vital ferry]

Yo whats up

[vital ferry]

I hate you

[next current]

have you seen this lil fella

[vital ferry]

Yeah he's pwetty cewl
But i hate canio from the deepest depth of my heart

[next current]

skill isue

cant utilize canio

[gleaming yarrow]

balatro

[grim mantle]

because of your tag i realised you're in physics server

funny

[verbal bison]

LMAO

NO THATS SO REAL

[somber meteor]

woke physics

[verbal bison]

Whenever i get canio, i grt mad that i cant get my beloved chicot

🤤

[vital ferry]

Atleast chicot actually does smth

[frozen fossil]

it doesnt help that the rules channel is invisible by default

[vital ferry]

Nah ur lwk js in denial

[verbal bison]

Let me hold ur hand when i say this...

I LOVR yorick

Why doesnt the king get the love he deserved

[coarse gazelle]

heyyy

[somber meteor]

waddup twin

[vital ferry]

Yorick is lwk my fav legendary🥹 ✌️

[verbal bison]

YESSSSSSSSS

ALL THESE POSERS SAYING THEY LIKE TRIBULOUET

SHUT UP

SHUTTTTTTTTTT

IM GONNA LOSE IT

[vital ferry]

Hey trib is cool too
Not cool as yorick but ykwis

[verbal bison]

😡

Trib pmo so bad

😔

I only get the bloody card when it doesnt work at all

[vital ferry]

Unlucky i usaully get him pretty early

[verbal bison]

QGAT

I LIT

NEVER

Had a run wherr he was early

NEVER

[vital ferry]

What does this mean😭

[verbal bison]

I get yorick early trho

[verbal bison]

Im trying to type with a dead arm...

Its meant to say what

[vital ferry]

Yorick lwk saved sooooo many of my runs

[odd monolith]

Today is THE day

[vital ferry]

😭

[verbal bison]

I wanna kiss yorick

I like his fot

[verbal bison]

Is it now

[vital ferry]

I wanna lwk marry him

[verbal bison]

YEA

Well

Im a homewrecker

So

Its over for u

Bub

Hes mine

[vital ferry]

Nah we can share dw🥹

[verbal bison]

🤔 ‼️

Polly?

I get jelly tho

Im gonna get upsetti spaghetti that my mans with another man

Yorick

🤤

YORICK + DRUNKBARD

NVM

POLY

POLY

POLY RN

I WANNA MARRY THEM BOTU

[vital ferry]

Its ok i some times too get upset but then i js forget why im upset so i become happy

[vital ferry]

Whos drunkbard

[verbal bison]

Omg

😭

[verbal bison]

My side chick

😛 😛 😛

[vital ferry]

😭 😭 😭

[verbal bison]

Okay but

I WAS MEANT TOOOO SZY DRUNKARD

😭

[opal cobalt]

Hey guys

[vital ferry]

Ohhhh

[vital ferry]

Sup

[verbal bison]

Hello !!!

💥

[verbal bison]

Yessu !!!

[vital ferry]

Boom

[verbal bison]

BOOM !!

KAPOW

WHAPOOSH!!!

BANG !!!!!

KABLOOEY !!!

[vital ferry]

😭!!!

[verbal bison]

Yowhatsup

[opal cobalt]

Yo

[verbal bison]

I gots a questy

[verbal bison]

Heh

I love ur pfp

[opal cobalt]

Heh

Thank you

[verbal bison]

No probs 🥲

Omg

Wait

Do yk

That

One guy

That

Was talking abt cereal

Then his friend

Said

[vital ferry]

Yo whats up

[verbal bison]

Penits cereal or smth

PLEASE TELL ME YK WHAT IM TALKONG ABT

[verbal bison]

HELLO

[opal cobalt]

I think you might be a bit schizo maye

Mate

[verbal bison]

Can j ask

[vital ferry]

What😭

[verbal bison]

What

Ur pronouns r

[verbal bison]

NO

[verbal bison]

NO

NO

U DONT GET IT

NOOO

UR PFP

REMINDED

NOOOO

NO GUYS

STOP

[opal cobalt]

Is he having an episode?

[verbal bison]

✋

...

Im not even acting crazy

Bsfr

🙄

[opal cobalt]

I am bsfr

[vital ferry]

Ru sure about that🤔

[opal cobalt]

Kinda are mate

[verbal bison]

...

[hexed thunder]

do y'all also like. hate painted deck for no reason

[verbal bison]

Ill jst let myself out then </33

[somber meteor]

hi chat

[opal cobalt]

Did you take your medicine this morning?

[opal cobalt]

Hello

[verbal bison]

LMAO

[somber meteor]

no

[vital ferry]

Ok

[verbal bison]

I actually didnt

😛

Its the

Weekend

[somber meteor]

i don't hate anything

[opal cobalt]

Yeah kinda figured that

[vital ferry]

I lwk forgor that it even excisted🥹

[verbal bison]

Ill calm down fr, i was listening music

It hyped me up

[vital ferry]

That explains alot

[verbal bison]

Er

Why am i csthing strays !!!

[somber meteor]

my head kinda aches chat

[verbal bison]

😭

[opal cobalt]

I dont know haven't played the game since last year🤑

[verbal bison]

I actually have some paracetamol

[hexed thunder]

i forget zodiac deck exists we should partner up and kill everyone together

[opal cobalt]

Take water and drink meds

[verbal bison]

This wouldve been perfext on jan 1st

😔

[somber meteor]

pls give

[vital ferry]

Yeahhhh less gooo twin best plan ever

[verbal bison]

Ou 😭

[opal cobalt]

No because I actually haven't played since last year

[verbal bison]

U jst reminded me..

[opal cobalt]

Oh no

[verbal bison]

NO I BELIEVE U GIRLY dw dw, but like

Yk

😔

What i mean

[opal cobalt]

I don't actually know what you mean

[verbal bison]

I wish i could use gifs and stickers

Cus this is frustrating

[opal cobalt]

Me too

Me too bro Me too

[verbal bison]

Espc when mr penis is in my face

[opal cobalt]

🤑 🤑 🤑

[verbal bison]

Jokes !!!

[vital ferry]

Thunk says theyre annoying or smth

[hexed thunder]

they removed the ability to do that like a month ago i think ?? i dont know i never touched this server since like february

[vital ferry]

Whattt😭 😭

[opal cobalt]

Me

[verbal bison]

Fair enough ig

[verbal bison]

😭

OU

OKAY WAIT !!!

[opal cobalt]

NOT fair enough

[verbal bison]

THAT DOUNDS WAY WORSE THSN I THOUGHT

[verbal bison]

IK

[vital ferry]

Wdym im lost😭

[opal cobalt]

Look at my pfp, I'm Mr penis

[verbal bison]

BUT I GOTTA MAKE SURE THUNK DOESNT HSTE ME

Cus

Then

Thunk could

Give me

Stuff

😛 😛

[opal cobalt]

Who the he'll is thunk

[vital ferry]

Ohhhhh bro i thought she meant smth else😭 😭

[vital ferry]

Local thunk the creator of balala

[opal cobalt]

Or maybe she did mean something else🤔

[opal cobalt]

Right

[verbal bison]

The thunker

[hexed thunder]

JokerPoker - Balala

[vital ferry]

Yeah i mean we could never truly know

[verbal bison]

❓

[somber meteor]

why is this chat so active

[verbal bison]

OH

[verbal bison]

Cus im here

JOKES

Idk

[opal cobalt]

Or maybe she's been meaning something this entire time

[verbal bison]

Actually

[opal cobalt]

Because me

[hexed thunder]

there are 34k people online

[verbal bison]

No mr penis

[vital ferry]

Omg so true🤯

[opal cobalt]

YES Mr penis🤤

[vital ferry]

😭 😭

[verbal bison]

im gonna punch u

[somber meteor]

i kinda can't read a lot of chat rn sorry

[somber meteor]

without mr

[opal cobalt]

Can't punch me through screen can you now

[verbal bison]

Thats okay !!!

[opal cobalt]

It's okay

[verbal bison]

!

R u trying me?

[opal cobalt]

YES penis🤤 🤑 🤤 🤑 🤤 🤑

[opal cobalt]

Idk am I?

[somber meteor]

yea

[verbal bison]

I WILL beat u up

[opal cobalt]

Okay do it then bro

All bark no bite ahh

[verbal bison]

Done

[vital ferry]

This will be an epic battle lwk