🎙・server-chat

[rigid night]

Some bank in Missouri had a sign that said "Ice cream machine broken? We have loans for that"

[long atlas]

yes let’s make our products (legally not allowed to call it burger) $14 plus tax!

[fierce rain]

honestly

as emasculating as it is

[long atlas]

holy wind ✌️

[fierce rain]

my girlfriend will likely pay for my food and stuff for the next little bit

[long atlas]

one of the many perks of having one

[fierce rain]

that was NOT the wind

[wary torrent]

huh?

[fierce rain]

some guy joined chat and say “Say Gex” except he didn’t say say gex

[rigid night]

Gex
I said it. Now what?

[wary torrent]

chess battle advanced

[long atlas]

100 gecks reference??????

no one understands my level of niche ✌️

[rigid night]

I would never stop you, but no

[ionic hinge]

I ate a chair

[long atlas]

who the heck is gorn

[ionic hinge]

That silly VR game?

[long atlas]

i ain’t paying someone i don’t know

[wary torrent]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chess Battle Advanced thought i'd put this here

[glad oriole]

MEOW

[elder harbor]

Dick Nixon

[gentle flower]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[vivid pagoda]

Oración a Balatro

[worldly canyon]

Ante 1 poly Business card. Didn't once hit.
Ante 2 hand. Im about to lose. Played full house, jacks over queens, business card procs 4/5 times

On my losing hand...

[twin prairie]

English only please

[gritty spade]

i thought balatro was a shooter

[wary torrent]

balatro is a shooter

you just haven't gotten to that part yet

[ornate depot]

<@&1133519078540185692>

thanks Mr. Gothic Lord UK

[granite drum]

it becomes a shooter when you die to the plant and shoot your monitor

[gritty spade]

@grok is this true?

[rocky forum]

Need money in bd for me

Motfacrs 😡😡💫💫💯💯

[little nymph]

i’m so green

[verbal bison]

[normal plinth]

As an ai language model I can neither confirm nor deny this statement cuz I dont want to

[barren cape]

True

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👩‍🚒

[unreal musk]

I can see that

[fiery ruin]

Halo

[spice pollen]

Ima find you in the mc discord server list

There’s only 3.9 million members so it gonna be easy

Never mind the list only shows the mods

[regal plank]

i hit the juckport 1 $

[sacred shell]

can someone send me dragselect?

[opaque scroll]

Wow!

[warm vault]

Business card 1/3 chance for 2$ they don’t tell you that

[verbal bison]

☹️

[strong prairie]

With the latest #📢・announcements I'm assuming the mods have finished their internal talks about previous bans and rule enforcements?

Would've liked to see a tad more accountability in that case. I'm honestly not sure if anything is changing when it comes to how the mods address the users.

[neat gull]

The biggest change is the new channel, everything else seems minor at most

Very much a sidestep at best imo

[lunar flare]

"We have made some changes to permissions for everyone."
no one has permission to go to the balawashroom anymore. you have to balahold it until balalunch

[wary torrent]

when is balalunch

[long atlas]

after balalanguage arts

[wary torrent]

when is balalanguage arts

[warm vault]

Checked my bank balalance I need some x mult

[wary torrent]

checked balance advanced

[glad oriole]

i think the situation has kinda fizzled down but i do still want sheet bacl

back

[wary torrent]

should i mod mail

[glad oriole]

perhaps

its apparently the best awy to contact them or so,ething

[coral bramble]

server so goated i might just invite kanye west

[strong prairie]

I don't think the sheet's gonna come back tbh. Though I do wonder what

As for ⁠💡・suggestions: as long as your post doesn't break server rules then have at it
means in that case

[coral bramble]

kanye west prob plays balatro

and lebron

[outer cairn]

I miss the old Kayne T.T

[solemn elm]

i dont think the sheet suggestions breaks the rules really

[strong prairie]

I don't think so either, so I'm confused why it's still locked

[rigid night]

Jonkler praise Jimbo
Jonkler praise Jimbo

[glad oriole]

i agree but it was shut down regardless

i mean you could argue that it was off topic, but as a counterexamoke i'd say that if joke suggestions arent on topic to suggestions then why are balatro jokes on topic to game discussions

[fleet spindle]

I guess that makes some sense.
Still no matter what
Thunk is gonna cook up something glorious

[tight goblet]

Balatro "The Update" update when

Still waiting for them to add fatass joker

[glad oriole]

if youre talking about the upcoming content update, #📢・announcements

[tight goblet]

Non

The fatass joker

[glad oriole]

idk what tf ur on

[tight goblet]

Dorminguas

[glad oriole]

peopel jus be saying shit

[strong patio]

shit

[outer cairn]

optional

[strong patio]

qhar

[light beacon]

shit

[opaque scroll]

optional

[neat gull]

shit

[wide radish]

shit

[pulsar niche]

hi guys, pretty stupid question, but i figured i may as well ask, so i presume i have lovely + steammodded installed because i have balatro multiplayer launcher, but how would i go about installing additional mods for the game?

or would i need to completely uninstall balatro multiplayer launcher and then reinstall the necessary stuff afterwards

[sharp cliff]

#⚙・modding-support

ask there

Also don’t use launcher

just do it normal

[pulsar niche]

wouldve been nice to know before i installed it like, 3 weeks ago atp

LMAO

just made my life easy since i just wanted to play balala multi with one of my mates and neither of us felt like going thru the hassle of installing everything manually

[vast oracle]

I have a question for you

What do you do when there is an evil you cannot defeat by just means?

Do you stain your hands with evil to destroy evil?

Or do you remain steadfastly just and righteous even if it means surrendering to evil?

In my case I commit evil to destroy the greater evil

[earnest sphinx]

Am i stupid or something? I cant find the rule channel

[strong prairie]

In id:guide

(at least, I'm assuming you're looking for the server rules)

[earnest sphinx]

Yeah

[sour sun]

[brave bluff]

wsp

[slim junco]

Add bread joker

[frozen fossil]

why is this channel the only channel where you cant send images

[flint copper]

It’s server chat, not image chat

You can only send servers

[sturdy hedge]

"As for #1155557846805643434 : as long as you're post doesnt break server rules then have at it"

og sheet suggestions revival???

[strange meadow]

literally need one more joker holy shit

[long atlas]

lock in

[prisma zealot]

ngl, red stake is the most annoying out of all of them. I can deal with blue stake and I really like all the Joker stickers but I feel like I'll mostly play white stake after I complete all decks on gold stake just because of red stake

[primal python]

can someone help me with mods and textures im so stumped...

[strong prairie]

Try #⚙・modding-support, you can get the modding role from id:customize

[primal python]

sweet thanks

[slim junco]

Bread

[remote musk]

Zorras

A I AM zorra

[heavy anvil]

Lol?

[remote musk]

Xd

[opaque shard]

LocalThocal is the creatocal of Balocal

[outer cairn]

[bold flume]

can discord stop suggesting me the ceremonial dagger channel

[outer cairn]

#ceremonial-dagger this?

[bold flume]

yes

i dont wanna see it

i feel compelled to talk in it when i see it

[flint copper]

Call of the void moment

[outer cairn]

[flint copper]

Select it and mute the channel

[bold flume]

yeah i did

it keeps showing up

[flint copper]

Doesn’t for me

Odd

[outer cairn]

Just remove the channel

[glad oriole]

its good for the server

[outer cairn]

Not for reckless users ig

[glad oriole]

saves moderators a lotta trouble

[short cedar]

Can anyone give me the link to download balatro without mod and including Indonesian language

[glad oriole]

while simultaneously making the chances of people falling for scam bots super low

cuz they get removed immediately

[glad oriole]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379780/Balatro/

[short cedar]

Tq gais

[glad oriole]

for future reference

rule 2

[meager glade]

lol?

<@&1133519078540185692> is ts a scam

[flint copper]

What

What did I miss

[meager glade]

somebody talking about free premium for smth and linking a reddit post

[alpine ice]

The worst joker for gold stake?

[rigid night]

Between my $6 of Google Play credit and a $1 off offer from the app store, I got this game legally for free

[analog nexus]

Hey everyone!
Just started getting into modding, and been addicted to a lot of Balatro lately so I thought it was time to join the discord

[placid turret]

train 😋

no switches no late arrivals

though my coworker hasnt come yet

[flint copper]

Is this server dying or am I just in the wrong timezone?

[placid turret]

timezone i think

early morning for americans

europeans are at work/ school

[ashen cipher]

Hi

[simple ore]

reply to the offending message with your ping so that mods that come after dont accidentally think you pinged for no reason

they used to do a gun emoji to signal but it seems they dont now?

[meager glade]

fair

[simple ore]

or maybe thats just a fun quirk i mistook as policy

[solemn elm]

yes

[opaque scroll]

I just saw a bot get shot in #ceremonial-dagger

[turbid grove]

ceremonial dagger grows stronger

[raven ice]

how much mult is it at

atleast 200

[oblique isle]

0 because scammers have no value

[barren brook]

Where does Jimbo sit on the power scales

[nova shore]

he doesnt

he is the one playing it

[barren brook]

Easy absolute infinity

[eager fiber]

Can I ask something about stencil pls?

Wait probably the wrong channel

[nova shore]

ask

[eager fiber]

My questions where answered dw

[modest solar]

guys how good is Slay the spire 1 and 2?
both seems really cool

[lusty canopy]

Honestly whenever I get tired of balatro ill play sts. Like after c++ i finally got around to vampire survivors and played that for a bit

[rigid night]

Thunk has officially made it. Akinator knows Jimbo

[glad oriole]

peak

[pliant sedge]

Yall think Thunk is fixing acorn cheese?

Holding a card so it doesn’t get shuffled

[strong prairie]

would be nice

holding the card feels very cheesy imo

[pliant sedge]

It gives the player a lot of info

[strong prairie]

it's so good if you have a brainstorm too

[pliant sedge]

Basically makes the boss blind into a joke

[glad oriole]

well u can just not do it

[strong prairie]

Given the option, players will optimize the fun out of the game

I am players

[glad oriole]

depends on the person

maybe the fun they have is in the optimizing

maybe they dont do it because they realize its not fun

[strong prairie]

Maybe

I do it cuz it gives me a higher chance to win ante 8 and I like winning on ante 8

[lapis tundra]

will chips ever be relevant

[solemn rivet]

today i realised its called "hit the road" bc "hit the road jack"

today i also realised black deck is from hell

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧆

[feral basin]

Did gold stake black deck and never touched it ever agaon

[simple ore]

oh hey thunk

[ancient sequoia]

Guys thunk has been gone for 21 days

Im starting to think he forgot about us

[sturdy dock]

balatro

[raw mortar]

[fierce rain]

it’s been 29 since he joined a conversation

it’s honestly sad

come back sir, i miss you.

[long atlas]

mods said he’s busy in the announcement, so one could assume that he’s tangled up with personal junk

[ancient sequoia]

Yeah but he goofed about sts2 21 days ago

[fierce rain]

i’m not disagreeing

just saying last time i spoke with him with almost a month ago

[ornate depot]

if he was in gravity falls we could call him thunkle stan

[fierce rain]

grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

[ancient sequoia]

Please thunk, I need this [you to come back] my 1.1.0 is kinda homeless

[ancient sequoia]

W gravity falls reference

[twin swallow]

bro

i just saw the ceremonial dagger channel

why would they keep it unlocked

[long atlas]

patience it’s done when it’s done

[long atlas]

wdym

[twin swallow]

cant they use a bot to lock the channel

so only specific allowed people can speak

because an open channel

makes me want to type in it

but i wont

[long atlas]

it’s an open channel because it’s there to catch bots

if it was closed off there’s no point in having the channel

[ornate depot]

^

[fierce rain]

bro doesn’t have notifications

good try tho

[ornate depot]

imagine having notifications on in a server that would 100% abuse that

phone could vibrate off the edge of the flat earth

[long atlas]

i think this is one of the most impatient communities i’ve ever been in

[ornate depot]

why'd it take you so long to type that

smh my head

[fierce rain]

^

[long atlas]

can’t spell for shit

[fierce rain]

^

[ornate depot]

no it was in reference to being impatient

i'm funny gosh darnit

[long atlas]

oh my god i’m so dumb

[fierce rain]

i agree

[ornate depot]

be nice, richard nixon

[long atlas]

+2 if i wasn’t slow that was good

[rare yew]

I'm still here jus workin

life is busy

[fierce rain]

heyo

miss you man

hope you’re okay

[rare yew]

Oh I'm doing great - as a rule the more you see me in here probably the worse I'm doing lmao

[fierce rain]

oh that’s

uh

depressing

considering we messaged almost daily for months

we’re here if you need to talk about anything - my dms are always open

but honestly that’s relatable

[neat gull]

Richard Nixon being an empath is a very funny image

[fierce rain]

i have my moments

[rare yew]

I just got back from a nice vacation. I can't really talk much about why but things are going to get busy in my personal life in the next few months, and they have been for the past couple months as well. Trying to work on 1.1 but it's slow going (I was, unfortunately, working on my vacation just not on 1.1)

took a break from it during my vacation. Went to Mexico, Belize, Guatemala. It was great 🙂

ate a lot of delicious food, saw a lot of Mayan ruins, swam with many fun critters in the ocean

[neat gull]

Oooooo a jaunt around Central America sounds awesome. Been to Belize once, place called San Pedro, was very nice

<@&1133519078540185692> THEY'RE BREAKING IN

[swift sail]

no tf they aint

[fathom minnow]

Glad you've been taking time for yourself ❤️

[strong shore]

Hello my fellow gambling addicts

[glad lark]

hello

[oblique isle]

I haven’t played balala in like a week

I lost my addiction

(Also college)

[strong shore]

-∞ aura

[oblique isle]

Underflows into positive numbers

[strong shore]

-naneinf

[oblique isle]

😨

[strong shore]

Man the server needs more emojis

[amber rune]

I do

[wary torrent]

#letthunkcook

[wanton haven]

Just learned today that glass cards give x2 mult instead of +2 mult lol

Went from being practically useless to really good especially with red seal for me

[oblique isle]

Dude you’re such a doofus

[fierce rain]

#letscookthunk

[sharp compass]

#cookthunklet

[fierce rain]

#cunk

[slow yoke]

Side note: Love how their developer icon is the Maple Leaf

🇨🇦 🫡

[prisma zealot]

hey I playt that

[main swift]

I'm gonna make a hunger games simulator with all the different jokers in Balatro

[tranquil bear]

Do it

[strange meadow]

i did it!!!!

i beat balatro!!!!!!!

its over!!!

just to double check how dyou pop the rule breaker + completionist++ achievements

cuz i have 100% completion they still havent popped

[cobalt sonnet]

👯

[long atlas]

dk abt rule breaker but i assume it’s the same way you get the ++ achievement, that being you have to beat another run (can literally be any deck any stake you jus gotta win)

congrats on beating the game though g

[strange meadow]

i lowkey dont wanna play all 20 challenges over again how do i hack in the achievement

i earned it i deserve it in principle

[strange meadow]

thank you

[long atlas]

are you surrre you did all 20…

[strange meadow]

certain

[long atlas]

idk then erm play em all again just to double triple check

[strange meadow]

no ....

[wise mountain]

Here’s an idea

Speedrun all the challenges

And after that you did them all

[strange meadow]

but i already did em

[wise mountain]

There’s a cheat mod the makes all the challenges look like a joke

I forget the name give me a sec

[wise mountain]

Here it is Zokers mod menu

That should make life a lot easier

[strange meadow]

dang

[raw ermine]

chat can we genuinely nerf violet vessel?

it's not even remotely comparable to amber acorn, yet they're both ante 8 bosses

[long atlas]

i don’t think that’s vessels fault acorn is just genuinely trash

as an ante 8 boss it’s a joke hell even as as a regular boss blind it’d be one of the easiest

double v is just a buffed wall and while i agree sometimes it kills some runs instantly it’s definitely worthy of a finisher blind and i don’t think it needs nerfed

[raw ermine]

meh, scoring 6x base gs still seems quite a lot to me

it's true that since the reg wall is 4x, an ante 8 boss had to be more, but still you don't always get to find that one cracked combo that always wins instanly

we just have to admit that the game, as it is, is still very unbalanced

[long atlas]

i could see an argument for reducing to 5x but (assuming it’s white stake) 300k looks better than 250k imo

[long atlas]

woah i wouldn’t say the game is very unbalanced

sure some combos are better than others but it’s like that with any roguelike

now the argument towards boss blinds being unbalanced i can agree with

and even then it’s just some (snake is too easy, needle can kill early, vv can kill if you aren’t scoring enough, etc.)

[wary torrent]

egg is at 67 dollars

[long atlas]

say that again…

[raw ermine]

maybe yeah, the fact that it's a roguelike does add the fact that you do need to be lucky and that it kinda makes the game the way it is

[verbal moth]

67 dollars

676767676767676767

[raw ermine]

still, i see that some jokers are unpowered and lack of decent combos, and that many boss blinds aren't even comparable for an average of dangerousness

[long atlas]

i can agree with this take

[rigid night]

Satellite needs a buff

[rigid charm]

Satellite is eh, at least it gives you something from worthless celestial packs

[stable fox]

who else loves Cryptid's Jimball card 🥹

[elder current]

He lights up my world

[opaque scroll]

Woah. This changes everything

[tepid cliff]

Jimbo

I love you

[fierce rain]

jokes on you

jimbo isn’t real

[tepid cliff]

No way

you are lying

[fierce rain]

i’m not

sorry

[wary torrent]

<@&1133519078540185692> this one escaped

thank you

[solemn elm]

would you consider the bots that avoid #ceremonial-dagger to be smarter, as they are avoiding the honeypot, or stupider because they are only messaging in one channel rather than every channel

[wary torrent]

hmm

that's a hard question

i think it's smarter because the amount of channels that they actually reach is 1 instead of 0

it really depends on the moderation of the server itself

[rigid night]

The GOAT. Card needs to be in 1.1

[solemn elm]

no chance of it being in 1.1

[placid turret]

couldnt the mods just ban the word "https://discord.gg/"

[solemn elm]

they could

but this solution works 99% of the time

[wary torrent]

i like pinging people for no reason

and pinging multiple people for a reason is good too

[placid turret]

idk man i think it would be better than killing dumbasses who type there

[solemn elm]

banning "discord.gg" would not replace that fix yk

a lot of the bots dont share discord links at all

they just share mr beast scam images

[placid turret]

i have seen 1 from my entire time on discord

[solemn elm]

you have not been active much here then

[placid turret]

i started being active here like a month ago

[solemn elm]

ask any of the mods who often deal with the scam bots and they'll tell you that a lot of the bots are the mr beast scam ones

[stable fox]

real real rael

[lapis tundra]

i've been thinking about concepts for new card effects

i've narrowed it down to two finalizers

[solemn elm]

buh card, it gribs you until you ham

[lapis tundra]

topaz and natural

Topaz: Retriggers adjacent Topaz cards

Natural: Increases rank by 1 each time this card is triggered

[stable fox]

gros michel

[crystal lodge]

That seed it's good for Two Pairs 2J3CFAI8

[small osprey]

this seems a little too good to me

[solemn elm]

i like topaz

doesnt seem balanced but i like the idea

[fierce rain]

man that channel has killed like 10 people in the last day or two

[wary torrent]

it really is beautiful

[gritty delta]

Hey all

I just made Jimbo in Tomodachi Life

[fierce rain]

send a picture to #🃏・off-topic please!

[vapid orchid]

does your appendix explode if you eat too much spicy food?

[glad oriole]

probably

[lean crane]

No

Capsaicin can irritate the gut, but damaging your appendix it's a bit of an exaggeration

[vapid orchid]

man we need to really do something about youtube commentors

[glad oriole]

like what

[glad oriole]

yeah th epoint is that its an exaggeration

[vapid orchid]

i believe it falls under rules 1 and 3

🤐

[glad oriole]

what?

you dont need to be disrespectful or discriminatory to say what your issue with youtube commenters is

[vapid orchid]

holy fuck it's a joke

[gritty mango]

Do not click —> || you are now thinking about breathing||

[glad oriole]

whats the joke

[cold idol]

do not click --> ||balatro is a great game||

[tawny pasture]

click it idc ||you just lost the game||

[glad oriole]

CLICK NOW --> ||meow :3||

[flat plover]

hey u guys know how to get texture packs

[verbal bison]

Im gonna clock ur shit

JUST U WAIT

😡 ✊

Heh- im gonna serve u a knuckle sandwhich

[compact stump]

not funny.

huh

[gritty mango]

Do not click —> || you are now thinking about breathing||

[lean crane]

Bro did the same joke twice

❤️‍🩹

[gritty mango]

Yep

I am so funny

Do not click —> || you are now thinking about breathing||

Do not click —> || you are now thinking about breathing||

Do not click —> || you are now thinking about breathing||

One of them is different

[glad oriole]

did nobody click my message :(

[gritty mango]

I did

Meow indeed

[flint copper]

They are all the same

[gritty mango]

lol you fell for it

[flint copper]

No, I can’t see censor bars

[gritty mango]

Oh

Dang

[glad oriole]

:3

[wary torrent]

why do i always miss shenanigans

[heavy anvil]

Bad timing

[swift bane]

i lost the game

[wary torrent]

they should invent 2 new toads

[outer adder]

Earlier I got a seed with a brainstorm in round 2

[lethal plover]

I have joined to complain about how much i hate the blue deck

It curses me to do worse if i play it

[verbal bison]

Dw girly 🥹

[glad oriole]

hoorah

:3

[flint copper]

I also did

[flint copper]

WHAT THE EFF!!! 😡

[swift bane]

'

[pulsar rock]

do yall know anything abt baseball?

[flint copper]

Huh?

[pulsar rock]

🥹✌️

[pulsar rock]

thats sids

[verbal bison]

Let me hold ur hand when i say this

🥲

[finite turtle]

randomly opened this server and saw this message - i had the misfortune of watching the world series and get heartbroken by it

[flint copper]

Omg the slaughter’s on I’d love to see you come undone

[finite turtle]

unsatisfied until ive got you flayed alive

[round relic]

That seems excessive

[flint copper]

No it’s not

Shuddup

[round relic]

No YOU shuddup

[pulsar rock]

do u think localthunk knows ball?

[finite turtle]

oh wait this is not the earclacks server

[main swift]

where can i post really long messages on here
cuz im boutta run a hunger games sim with all 150 jokers
or can i just send the results as a txt file

[flint copper]

Baseball Huh? Card (Rare/Costs $8): Retriggers Uncommon Jokers

P.S. Retriggers Baseball Card’s XMult on Uncommon Jokers

[small oxide]

pee atro

i have card idea its called history and it replays every single event in history and gives you 8.7b mult

it takes 2 years to finis

[main swift]

DNA won

[jolly talon]

The update.

Where.

Is it.

[pulsar rock]

ts might be peak

[green delta]

any1 know where the balatro save files are located?

[glad oriole]

in the balatro appdata folder

there'll be files named 1,2, and 3 that contains a profile.jkr file

[graceful igloo]

whats the point till your officially addicted to Balatro?

cus I had a dream of it unironically

crazy trib run

[wild kite]

Will it give two tags with diet cola, since it's retriggers🤔

[blazing dagger]

@young hornet чек твинк)))))

[flint copper]

Depends if you can trigger cards after they’re destroyed?

[wild kite]

Hmm

If yes, then Luchador will disable boss blind 2 times

Luchador will be peak joker

[tranquil iris]

Got a 6 bil round on ante 12 with photochad double acrobat lucky cat flush five slop then got sensually touched by the plant next round

[hardy flume]

elephant

[strong shore]

Does Ben Starr have discord ?

[opaque scroll]

@midnight moon why is there a skull emoji on everything

[midnight moon]

Idk

Im bored

[gritty spade]

idk if this has ever been brought up, but will it ever be possible to use other customisable decks from other countries apart from the French one?

like the Spanish deck for example

it would be really cool

[cold igloo]

I got C++ today

Now what?

[flint copper]

Program something idk

[cold igloo]

Jimbojorking

[flint copper]

Yay!

Balatr34

[brazen briar]

???

Please do not use my name like that again

[jade plover]

Hi I normally play Balatro on console but I play it on my phone as well but every time my game glitches on my phone idk why its lagging all the time and shows sometimes my screen pixels like my screen crashes

[cold igloo]

HOLY CRAP ITS JIMBO FROM HIT GAME BALALA

[brazen briar]

Funny balala jonkler game

[jade plover]

Can someone help me?

[brazen briar]

I do not know because I am also a mobile gamer and it works fine.

[jade plover]

Weird and even when I delete it and reinstall it again it doesn't go away

[pearl sandal]

Hi I like balatro

[flint copper]

No fucking way

[verbal bison]

HELLO

how are we all

🥲

[pearl sandal]

Doing fine with some rain here

Hbu?

[verbal bison]

Sigh

I love rain

NIGHT RAIN

<33

[verbal bison]

Im good

Im great

I am abt to go to bed soon

😔

Bur we're good !!!

[pearl sandal]

Glad to hear it emm Razzle

[verbal bison]

Whatchu doiiin

[pearl sandal]

What country you from?

[verbal bison]

Im from austraalia

[pearl sandal]

Oh i heard about Australia and you've spiders as pets

Can be?

[verbal bison]

😭

Highkey

Havent seen spiders for a minute

😶‍🌫️

Theyre not as bas they all say

[pearl sandal]

Guess my country and I'll give you a scooby cookie

[pearl sandal]

I'm more afraid of the cockroaches

[verbal bison]

😶‍🌫️

Spain?

[pearl sandal]

No

More like in the south, no Europe

From America

Near to Antartica

[flint copper]

Indonesia

[pearl sandal]

That's the correct answer

[lilac radish]

wait balatro is getting an update?

[tall nimbus]

don't let them fool you

[civic zenith]

Any tips for black deck?

I want to get checkered deck so bad TwT

[viscid hull]

no europe near antartica from america
chile?

[lilac radish]

fuck man i forgot about the date 😭

no hope

thats such a lame april fools if it is tho

[strong pumice]

buy 6 jokers.. instead of 5

[lilac radish]

then local thunk follows it up with balatro 2 the next day

[civic zenith]

But da rng and hand size tho TwT

I won with almost every other starter deck instead of black

[strong shore]

New balala update when ?

[stable quarry]

Balatro update :)

[long atlas]

when it comes out

[opaque scroll]

at a date

[gritty mango]

cheeses

[scenic flame]

Hello

[fierce rain]

probably some time in the foreseeable future

if not by then i’d honestly give up

[plucky breach]

I agree thank you Richard Nixon

[fierce rain]

anytime, Hatsune Miku

I loved it when you sung in japanese that one time

[pearl sandal]

Next to9

[signal oracle]

Hello chat

[hard obsidian]

Does anyone know how to beat yellow deck blue steak

[astral stump]

I just learned of Pre-Buff Yorick. He seemed like a nightmare to get

[signal oracle]

What was he like

[astral stump]

Get lucky and get some good cards

[astral stump]

You had to use 23 discards before he could give you 5x mult

[hard obsidian]

Its just the money part sucks

[astral stump]

Good tip is to save some money for interest

[signal oracle]

Like did he not scale or what

[astral stump]

Nope, best he could do was an unchanging 5x mult

[hard obsidian]

Should i skip first blind

[astral stump]

Not recommended that you do that

[signal oracle]

5x mult with 5 minutes in the microwave 💔✌️

[lapis tundra]

does anyone else think that the banana joker coming to 1.1 is actually a plantain

[green tendon]

Honestly I’d do it for an investment tag sometimes

[long atlas]

i believe half of em are plantain (i’m on the plantain team) and the other half is “the other half of the art isn’t a banana”

i’ve also heard theories that it’s a redesign of michel/cav but i don’t think that’s true

[main swift]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82015301/chapters/215805586
I put the jokers into a hunger games sim

[wary torrent]

we are so back

[next smelt]

I honestly didn't realize you guys had a discord

[limpid tree]

4 antes of always discarding in gold stake

[hard obsidian]

Stuntman is the best joker ever

Unpopular take, green joker and stuntman

[agile pawn]

that is a very popular take actually

[hoary pivot]

green joker and ride the bus are really good

[hard obsidian]

Obeslik, four fingers, madator and red card are THE WORST JOKERS

[hoary pivot]

four fingers is the straight flush enabler what are you on about

[placid turret]

[placid turret]

you would be murdered if you walked into #🕹・game-discussion saying that

[hard obsidian]

Acrobat also sucks (its not the worst

[hard obsidian]

I forgor to add canio

[green tendon]

you know which one really sucks

loyalty card

[hard obsidian]

Yup, it would be a great joker if it would be 6X Instead of 4X

[green tendon]

X4 is not worth the investment and most of the time it doesn't activate at the right time

[hard obsidian]

Give me your unpopular take

8 ball is the worst joker in balatro

[green tendon]

I kinda like flower pot

[green tendon]

cold take

[hard obsidian]

Cartomancer is much better than Vegabond

[hard obsidian]

How

Erosion needs to be 17+ mult

[green tendon]

wdym

[hard obsidian]

+17 Mult for each card below [the deck's starting size] in your full deck

[green tendon]

too broken

[fallow pumice]

balalala

[hard obsidian]

How about +12 mult

[tulip reef]

34 mult per hanged man would be crazy

[inland ember]

dawg wtfffff???

[inland ember]

did this guy play balatro via youtube shorts

[inland ember]

CANIO? FOUR FINGERS???

i know everyone is entitled to their own opinion but

are you like genuinely an ai infiltrating balatro's server or something.

[sweet herald]

Hello Balala chat

[hard obsidian]

Then +10 mult

[tulip reef]

4 mult is good enough

[hard obsidian]

Therez a reason why i dont see people use erosion

8+ mult

End.

[rigid night]

Arrowhead > Agate > Gem > steaming garbage

[grave patio]

hello

[naive osprey]

i don't think that's enough

how about +71

[hard obsidian]

Too much

[naive osprey]

based on what

[hard obsidian]

Mult

[proud cedar]

so long story short, it wont be coming anytime soon, cant even blame the guy hes got a lot of money plus balatro feels finished as a whole game already

[sweet herald]

+17.01 Mult

[obtuse snow]

ocean joker confirmed

[viscid hull]

argentina?

[tawdry bronze]

Hit a stack overflow crash in crypid mod

am i playing it correctly?

[heavy anvil]

What's the correlation? 😭

[neat gull]

fishing event /j

[viscid hull]

he did say next to chile

so

argentina

[heavy anvil]

Ohh, yeah, I understand now

[pearl sandal]

Yeah

[viscid hull]

do i get a cookie

[pearl sandal]

Of course my lord (^-^)v🍪

[viscid hull]

yay cookie!!

[pearl sandal]

Talking about cookies

The other day I found out that Oreos are vegan

[opaque scroll]

damn

Back in my day we had NORMAL Oreos with BEEF in them

[sweet herald]

Mmm Beefeos

[long atlas]

why wouldn’t they be

i mean gummy products aren’t because (DO NOT REVEAL IF YOU LIKE GELATIN PRODUCTS) ||gelatin is ground up animal bones/skin||

but oreos are jus chocolate wafers and cream

[cyan dagger]

I already didn't like gelatin and now I hate it more

[wary torrent]

mmm yum

[sweet herald]

I can’t do Jello
I’m not normally a texture based eater but jello and the way it is is just… ew

Pudding is okay though

I’m not a big gelatin fan

[long atlas]

i’m a very texture based eater and i freakin love jello

i thank the almighty every day i am not a picky eater so i can enjoy all the pretty food the world has to offer

like i’m trying rocky mountain oysters on date night next week

for those who are unaware rocky mountain oysters are fried bull testes

its a delicacy in the western us

[wary torrent]

i drink soy sauce

[long atlas]

salty 🤤

[quiet vortex]

Balatro legit runs on everything😭 😭 😭

[wary torrent]

can you run balatro on doom

[smoky linden]

I left to take a shit for 2 hours and my bro got mad at me

And started saying sm "I miss u please come back" shit

This mf on some Diddy shit

[flint copper]

I like gelatin products

🖕

I cannot forgive you

[long atlas]

tbf i told you if you liked it not to click it

[sweet herald]

Something else I can’t do
Marshmallows

The texture of a big marshmallow just… I can’t do it I can’t with slimy aaa

[long atlas]

so it’s kinda your fault here

[sweet herald]

Mini marshmallows are okay though

[viscid hull]

jello's a really popular snack from where i live

its a childhood memory for a lot of ppl there that are around my age or a bit younger

[sly ingot]

Thunk wasting so much time cm had to make a gay message essentially saying its not even close lmao

[wary torrent]

chess in the park hess in the fark

[flint copper]

NO EXCUSES

[long atlas]

wasting time ❌
doing things he enjoys and putting his life before the update ✅

[sly ingot]

Doiper dingle detected

[long atlas]

curiosity killed the cat…

[flint copper]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[long atlas]

nice am impression

[agile pawn]

womp womp

[flint copper]

I missed something

Clearly

[sly ingot]

Ive waited longer than you

[lean crane]

Yummy, pure protein

[agile pawn]

1.1 will be out when it's ready

[lean crane]

We eat way worse things anyways

[agile pawn]

play with mods or something if you want more content

[sly ingot]

Cant be ready if he doesnt work on it

Worlds laziest developer

[long atlas]

oh no how dare dev put his life first

[lean crane]

Well, I guess it's collagen

[sly ingot]

Gets rich then jerks off all day after promises an update 2 tears ago

[long atlas]

how dare he enjoy his life instead of providing to the toxic, impatient community

[flint copper]

You’re an infinitely lazier dev since you don’t even have a single game out yet

[sly ingot]

Cant be a lazy dev if i aint a dev

[long atlas]

genuinely grow a pair and learn patience

[flint copper]

Your fans must be so disappointed

[sly ingot]

And if i were i wouldnt make dumbass promises

[cosmic tide]

Oh screw you gros Michel banana joker. Bought it right before level 8 boss on gold stake to get gold chip. I win. It instantly self destructs. So no achievement. So stupid

[lean crane]

"World's laziest developer" bro doesn't even know how to program and he's criticizing a developer with a nomination to the GOTY 💔

[sly ingot]

Been waiting 2 years bubby

[lean crane]

He works alone and has a life, bro

[agile pawn]

https://localthunk.com/blog/im-slow

[sly ingot]

Nomination lol it was a joke pick

[long atlas]

wait a little longer

[long atlas]

won mobile and indie game of the year

[sly ingot]

Never coming out btw

[sly ingot]

Must be a large competition for mobile games

[long atlas]

so why are you complaining about waiting for it if you know it’s not coming

[sly ingot]

Yeah

[void bison]

They speak in bad faith

Block the fool and move onward

[long atlas]

already done

[flint copper]

Fellow Club

[sly ingot]

10 apple cash

[long atlas]

just saying dude, patience is a virtue and 2 years isn’t near enough time to complain

silksong was 3 years past the expected date

and we’re 3 months past rn

[sly ingot]

Silksong is also ass

[lean crane]

Let's bet, insecurities or narcissism?

[sly ingot]

And your bum ass been waiting 2 months

Fn think he the budha

[void bison]

Silver spoon in hand i prophesize

[long atlas]

it was expected 2 months ago and we’ve been waiting extra since then

[sly ingot]

Patience is a virtue

Shabbat shalom to the idf game

[long atlas]

probably start fights to gain feelings of power methinks

[lean crane]

I'd say narcissism

[long atlas]

i’m outta here folks hopefully yall can wait patiently for my return ✌️

[sly ingot]

Yeah i feel real powerful when i have doiper dingles impersonating the budha type shit

[sweet herald]

Bye jandom! Have a good one!

[long atlas]

you too daisy!

[flint copper]

Good what

What does that mean?

[sly ingot]

How big is it

[lean crane]

Yeah, narcissism @long atlas

[sly ingot]

Its gotta be able to reach through the screen

[flint copper]

Can we not do this here?

[sweet herald]

What the hell is going on here

[sly ingot]

Fn all in my biz

Tryna get laid type shit

[flint copper]

Family friendly server

Crazy, I know

[long atlas]

folks is this mod call worth 🤔

[sly ingot]

🏩

[lean crane]

Some idiot appeared out of nowhere

[sweet herald]

I’m just gonna ignore it lol
Hope yall are having a good Saturday night so far

[lean crane]

❤️‍🩹

[sweet herald]

Or whatever timezone it is for yall

[sly ingot]

A rn wont back off the horse he was riding

[long atlas]

kay now i’m actually out see yall sleep well/have a good day

[void bison]

What do i owe you?

[long atlas]

colorado time zone messin me 🤕

[sweet herald]

It’s almost midnight but I’m still at work bleghhh

[lean crane]

I don't know, maybe two cans

[void bison]

Toucans?

[wary torrent]

I MISSED THE SHENANIGANS AGAIN

[void bison]

That's a lot of responsibility.

[lean crane]

I laughed

[wary torrent]

BECAUSE I WAS BUSY WRITING PUZZLE GAME REVIEWS

[lean crane]

Two aluminum cans

[wary torrent]

GOD DAMMIT

[sweet herald]

A can of toucans do the can can with cans in Canada

[void bison]

Of what variety?

[wary torrent]

to, uhh, loom in, um, cans

[lean crane]

The aluminum ones are fine

[sweet herald]

Nah yall haven’t heard of the plutonium cans yet those are fire

It’s hard to get pictures of them though my camera keeps breaking but I promise they’re gonna be the next big thing

[wary torrent]

i prefer the bromine cans

[lean crane]

I'm more of an og guy, nothing beats good old fashioned tin

[wary torrent]

they're cheaper

[sweet herald]

Cuts to Nile red dropping bromine on the floor

[void bison]

Naw that was soy sauce

[lean crane]

This is bromine, and it's highly corrosive

[sweet herald]

or was it
vsauce music plays

[indigo pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201259222487290028/1487653457476190289/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69c9ecbf&is=69c89b3f&hm=c3656ca3dc6a76507a0cb5af8ad1124ba81b10058e48cff4753f80cc9424d986&

[lean crane]

Nice gif

Or linked image

Idk

[sweet herald]

I love nilered that dude is the goat

I don’t normally care about chem but he makes it fun

[void bison]

dodges

[sweet herald]

Watching him cook food though hurts my entire soul

[lean crane]

I die when someone cooks objectively bad

[void bison]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy keith and I tried to deep-fry a turkey?

[flint copper]

I love when nilered does anything

[sweet herald]

You almost exploded didn’t you

[void bison]

Third degree burns over 98% of his body

[lean crane]

I when nilered anything love does

[void bison]

Neighboring cities were calling about the smell of burnt flesh

[sweet herald]

Holy fuck is that real!?

[lean crane]

Did he explode and die after?

[flint copper]

Yeah

[void bison]

No

[flint copper]

I was the cities

[sweet herald]

Bruh

I mean third degree over 98% of the body

[void bison]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=771694972

[sweet herald]

That’s like completely lethal I’d imagine

[lean crane]

It is

[flint copper]

Noooo

[sweet herald]

Still

[flint copper]

It’s 98% lethal

[sweet herald]

Don’t deep fry turkeys yall it ain’t worth it

[void bison]

If it isnt you may as well be

[lean crane]

Ha

[flint copper]

That’s a whole 2% safety blanket

[void bison]

your nerves are all fried you cant do anything

[sweet herald]

At least people couldn’t get on your nerves anymore

[flint copper]

Mmm

Fried nerves…

[sweet herald]

They can’t get on your nerves if you don’t have any

[lean crane]

Fourth-degree burns taste better

[flint copper]

🤤

[void bison]

Well-done steak

[sweet herald]

Bros getting injured in the fourth dimension

[lean crane]

Congratulations steak

[sweet herald]

Oh god we’re talking about steaks now

[lean crane]

Fourth-degree burns reach the bone

[void bison]

Do you prefer Mythical or Excellent Job steak

[lean crane]

Mythical

[void bison]

(Living Calf, Actual Charcoal respectively)

[sweet herald]

NO GO THE OTHER WAY

Mythical is crazy work

-# just rare for me plz… w/ garlic cloves

[flint copper]

Congratulations steak

[lean crane]

I like tartar

[flint copper]

There should be a steak joker for every rarity

[lean crane]

Jokes burglar

[sweet herald]

I can’t do dry meat especially if it’s a well done+ steak

[flint copper]

It cycles through them as you cook

[sweet herald]

Prestige 40 ass steak, can’t eat it

[void bison]

Goodnight chat

[lean crane]

C++ steak

[sweet herald]

Is this a mobius steak whats happening here

[flint copper]

Yeah

Jimbo dabbles in quantum physics

[lean crane]

Cook it with every setting possible on your stove

[sweet herald]

I would believe Jimbo dabbles in quantum physics

With a joker like superposition bro lives in dimensions we can’t even comprehend

How else would he just ✨ appear ✨

[lean crane]

He uses a forklift

[sweet herald]

Oh yeah true

He’s forklift certified I almost forgot

Good job Jimbo!

[lean crane]

Being forklift certified gives you powers

Like

Creating a random card with a random seal in it

[wary torrent]

wing gaster

[lean crane]

I hate how my wet hair feels ❤️‍🩹

[sweet herald]

Seals are weird

Imagine you’re playing with a deck of cards and suddenly they’re all covered in different colored wax

Who’s dripping molten crayons all over my playing cards 😠

[lean crane]

But like, the dealer sees the card discarded has a purple seal and gives me a random tarot

I reveal my blue seal after beating the blind so the dealer upgrades my last hand played

[sweet herald]

“Throw away this wax-spilled playing card and I’ll give you another playing card but different”

“Throw away this blue wax-spilled card and I’ll throw a fucking PLANET at you”

Who’s the dealer, Thanos?

Smh my head

[lean crane]

Jimbo

[sweet herald]

Jimbo with the infinity seals

Snaps his fingers to destroy half your deck

[lean crane]

Immolate 🔥

[sweet herald]

Exterminate more like

[lean crane]

"Look, I'll take five random cards out of your hand and give you 20 dollars. How's that?"

[sweet herald]

Listen
$20 is $20

🤷‍♀️

[lean crane]

Balatro it's actually pretty doable in real life

You just need a dealer

And a lot of handmade or 3D printed stuff

[sweet herald]

Funny you say that LOL

I’m one of the few that’s done it

[lean crane]

🔥

How did it go?

[sweet herald]

Easier than I thought, just a lot of tedium

But thankfully YouTube chat was there to help :3

Right now I’m still working on it, but more the boring logic and manual writing stuff, after that I should be all done

[lean crane]

Oh, you have a YouTube channel?

[sweet herald]

I have 54 full decks of Balatro playing cards if that says anything lol

[sweet herald]

Ye, same username I’ve got a series and livestreams going through my progress if you’re interested

[lean crane]

I think it's smarter to have like, foil with the desing of the enhancements and you only have to place it on top of the playing card

[sweet herald]

No that’s what I mean

I do that LOL

[lean crane]

Thank goodness

[sweet herald]

but I have 54 copies of each playing card specifically for deck building
54+ copies of each enhancement
Hundred of each edition
Etc etc

[lean crane]

Naneinf irl

🔥

[sweet herald]

That’s the plan

I need to print several more hundred of each king though

And steel

[lean crane]

Literally DNA in real life

[sweet herald]

If only that would be nice

Printer ink is expensive

[lean crane]

Printer ink is more expensive than blood

[sweet herald]

Printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids per mL it’s so stupid

[lean crane]

Like, 22,000 per gallon

The price is artificially inflated, just like diamonds

Crystallized carbon can't be that expensive ❤️‍🩹

[sweet herald]

But yeah making the project has been a blast

Expensive and time consuming but holy fuck it’s worth it

For me at least, I just really like having physical versions of my favorite games

Another game I really like is Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, I play that with modded modules and I have a massive binder of manual pages for that game

[lean crane]

Imagine an actual Balatro themed board game

[lean crane]

That's like, the worst game to recreate in real life...

[sweet herald]

No not the bombs themselves LOL

Just the manual pages, I always play the expert

[lean crane]

I mean, yeah, but every module

[lean crane]

Ah, I got scared for a second

[halcyon wolf]

H

[sweet herald]

This would be sick as fuck if this was an official thing released by thunk and playstack

This is also something people in my comments constantly pester me about and I have to constantly tell them NOOO

They don’t understand how IP and copyright works and how illegal it would be for me to… do that

If there was an official board game though I’d eat it up in a heartbeat… granted I’m not sure how it would work all things considered it would have to be a different game experience entirely

Because for my setup I have thousands on thousands of game pieces, it’s hilariously impractical and
It’s so slow

[lean crane]

Maybe like, more of a player vs player experience

[sweet herald]

It took me 6+ hours to get through one game

[sweet herald]

Yeah multiplayer would be awesome

[lean crane]

That's what the dealer is for

[sweet herald]

Eh maybe not with my setup. It may definitely help because the majority of that time was actually the shop

Making the shop work irl while keeping the same odds and ends was difficult

Several different decks to shuffle and pull and it’s a several step process, but it works

[lean crane]

I'd go crazy

I'd rather make a Cloverpit irl

[sweet herald]

Again YouTube chat helps a lot with keeping me from getting bored LOL

[lean crane]

Take a digital slot machine an code it

[lean crane]

Pog baron

[sweet herald]

Would you believe me if I said I actually got a natural Baron during my playtest LOL

[wary torrent]

Chess Battle Advanced

[sweet herald]

Baron was the goat too because I unfortunately pulled vessel as my finisher, and Baron really came in clutch with the last couple hands
I was sweating

[lean crane]

How do negatives work tho?

[lean crane]

I love chess

[sweet herald]

Sleeves, like the other editions. The only thing is I can’t really make it look different without it looking ugly

[lean crane]

I WANT TO PLAY EN PASSANT SO BADLY

❤️‍🩹

[wary torrent]

battle advanced

[sweet herald]

My idea I think is to flip the jokers upside down whilst it wears a sleeve with the negative tag on it as a marker

[lean crane]

That's probably the better solution

[sweet herald]

There’s no way to do that specific negative effect on the jokers without just printing them as such and… tbh I already have so many copies of the jokers I don’t want to waste all my printer ink

I have like 14 blueprints

And I may ever only see two of them at once, but like
what if

[lean crane]

Imagine if "I lost because I ran out of jokers"

[sweet herald]

I made extra copies of the good ones 🙏

If you’re ever curious though all of that is on my YT if you want to scrub through a stream and see. There’s a lot
I think my favorite part is how the vouchers turned out

[lean crane]

Wouldn't that increase the odds of them appearing?

[sweet herald]

I made a 3d model and had them printed and it’s awesome

[sweet herald]

Oh no the copies don’t go into the shop until special circumstances, and I’ll only put in the copies one at a time

Also, copies because of showman yadda yadda I hate showman now

[lean crane]

How about Bloodstone?

[sweet herald]

Coin flips

Or with oops it’s guaranteed

[lean crane]

Bruh

[sweet herald]

I mean hey what did you expect

Everything is a coin flip or a dice roll or a deck of chance cards now

[lean crane]

I don't really know

[sweet herald]

Anyways I’ll stop yapping about it now but ye it’s a fun project as impractical as it is lol

[lean crane]

I mean, good way to pass the time

Maybe just a little overcomitted...

[sweet herald]

It makes good content I can say that

[lean crane]

Yeah, I guess

[sweet herald]

I’m hungry

Just now getting out of work finally but ugh

[lean crane]

UK?

Or

Like

Working on the project

[sweet herald]

No Im US based I’ve just been stuck on the late PM shift

It’s 1:15am and I’m exhausted

[lean crane]

Huh, I thought it was earlier there

Because it's twelve am here

[sweet herald]

I’m central standard time

[lean crane]

No idea, I only know time zones by numbers...

[sweet herald]

Oh mb

-06:00

I forget what the global standard is called

[lean crane]

I mean, like, compared to my time. I know that in europe it's seven or eight hours later

[sweet herald]

OH

[lean crane]

I actually have no idea about time zones

lol

[sweet herald]

I have to know 😅 I work at the airport