#🎙・server-chat
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uuuhhhhhhhh wait gimme a sec
not even stickers are allowed in gen chat???
Id deadass do snything to be able to use them in chat
Yea...
they don’t work here…
dang...
arguably more clutter than gifs
Hello Jandom
hello garlic salt
But theyre smaller..
how is your day
good
hello new face i am jandom
good i’m glad
😛
settle for 

Gross michael
i LOve gros michel 😋
Ykw i love
I love dumplings
🤤
Someone go make em for me
Pls
And thank u
🙂↕️
ooh fire choice ngl
never usually a fan of foreign foods but dumplings especially pork dumplings slap so hard
gold star on soyjak.png
Hmm whats foreign to u?
what would yall call the pants in the spare trousers joker?
I mean that curiously like where r u
merica
OH THATS WHAT U MEANT
hhhmm
tommy pants
I name almost everything the same name highkey
Im gonna start naming my pants now
nah you gotta name htr jack
😨
YES
OKAY WAIT
Everyone
Please
PLEASE name ur pants
Im wearing michael today
🙂↕️
im wearing billy
tell this to a friend with a kid named michael in earshot
-# im wearing michael today
i thought you were wearing billy
He changed pants
i have 2 pairs on rn
some could call it a pair of spare trousers
True!
it snew here today
HELLS YEA DEWD
Thats good
I liked that
it didnt snow here
It highkey never snows where i live..
sweden is being Kind to me
i’m north north though so it like always snows
but like theres still snow mounds around
Share
ikea mention 🗣️
i have some Very Nice Words to tell you right Now
sorry
supercell mention 🗣️
When i was 9 or smth i used to think ikea was from switzlerland
Lizard
Bum bum bum BUM !!!
I HAVE EVEN NICER WORDS TO TELL YOU
I luv shortcut
i went to sweden not too long ago
Kool
yall have good candy up there
yes we do
ong fizzy bubs were fire
i had somethin and it was like a sweet tart rope structure but it was bubblegum flavoured i think
i do not get how were only known for swedish fish we have so much better stuff
are swedish meatballs from sweden
To me it sounded like tjose companies that put a country in their name to be quirky
Domt play.
It g8ves off the same vibe
As
Dr pepper
Dude was not a dr
its made by a swedish man for american companies
french fries aren’t french and neither is french toast
Litterally
See
I have a feeling ur tryn make a point but u proved me right 😭
Im pretty sure frnech fries arent french
😛
no i’m jus playing
a guinea pig is neither a pig nor from guinea
belgian
eys
What about peach cobbler was it made by cob
🥲
dyslexic optometrist:
it was was made by john cobbler when he sat in a tub of peaches
😔
john cobbler my goat!!!
Thx brother
created arguably the best dessert known to man
Cheers to a that
warm peach cobbler with some whipped cream is unmatched
john kladdkaka is also my goat
had to look that up but it looks fire
looks like lava cake
actually more like a brownie
How do I beat non perishable easily
MmmmMmmM
You don’t
Idk
Gary mccready
Who’s dat


Time to just hope for throwback or some other no skill joker
throwback 😞
Yes it’s such an easy no skill to scale and since it’s white stake it’s gonna be easy
.25x is so little though
for all the value you miss out on in shops
i’m suprised you haven’t been crucified in #🕹・game-discussion for this take
actually it’s half decent in white stake i will admit that
I have been called a no brain before
but later stakes and even some decks it is never worth it
thas too far
It’s just a challenge deck
The only time I’ll ever take throwback is if I had already skipped a couple times in the game and then it pops up, and also if I’m desperate for a mult boost
I hardly ever skip though so throwback is useless for me for the most part
Or tag build
I skip rarely unless throwback then I become the god of skipping
But that’s just about it
How do I beat double or nothing?
just do it
Wow I’m getting a whole lot of shitty advice
i don't even remember which challenge that is lol
oh it's that challenge
just pick up strong scoring that doesn't rely on your cards
Time to pray I can get something
you probably don't need to pray
just hold your money so you hit the interest cap and you should be fine
C++: "Am I a joke to you?"
I’m not even close to C++ lmfao
You still need it for that
I wish I was but I stink at Balatro
meow :3
Also, it has my favorite negative art
scratches behind ears
Hewwo 
haia :3
We need a legendary joker that adds mult based on how many people got banned in #ceremonial-dagger
Sacrificial Altar (Rare)
And then suddenly everyone here starts chatting in that room to raise the mult count
Sacrificing their accounts for +1 mult
@ing someone uses them as a sacrifice
Oh god it would be a war zone in here
That 170k members would quickly become
like
5
Not 5k just 5
agreed
5x10^-24, one member got atomized
All that will be left is a single mole of a member
that would be 6.022x10^23 members...
or 6e23 molecules of a member
Landmine
This one LOL
6.022x10^23 members is uh
a lot
wow really
It’s like
At least 3 members
Depends on who you ask
true
Lmfaoooo
Don't tempt me...
I'm not even sure if there's api for that anyways lol
Prolly not lmao
i mean that's in cryptid
Kind of
That more refers to the total amount of members in a server
This refers to a specific tally that bot keeps track
i guess yeah
Idk
where would i share info about someone claiming to be an artist and stealing peopels work?
Mmmmmmm
Idk sry
damm
Maybe tell the modding community
i mean theyre only in this server
But idk what they would do
Who is it
goes by droofiss on discord
@left sparrow join vc
hey guys
hey guys i want you guys to give your best insults about this image
shoot i cant send images in this chat sorry
Would it have anything to do with balatro, or this server (basically DMing server members)?
Yes because I was sent a dm because of a message i made here
I mean trying to scam people out of money is pretty bad
well yeah but what are mods gonna do about it
Like get them kicked or banned from the server or something I'd hope as a result
because i’m sure they’re posting this other places too and that won’t stop them over there
Oh if they're trying to scam people I suggest starting a mod-mail (with proof)
but her aim is getting better
Yeah ok
hey guys
go to off topic and start insulting the puzzle dude
i want to see your best goes
balalalava chicken

I won balatro for the first time
W! thus starts the grind…
Which jokers did you have for your first win 👀
I'm jonkling it 🈚
Straight as a fat man's jawline 🥹❤️
That is a diabolical sentence
just dowloaded it
Business guy: alright, so we need to increase our profits for this year. Let's bear in mind the current economic crisis going on and...
Balatro player: mmmmmm... baron mime...
Egg

This implies the balatro player would eat out baron mime
it doesnt actually
Only projecting
When I have a madness run something in my brain tricks me into thinking it's eternal even if it isn't
I had two gold stake runs with non-eternal madness yesterday where on one I used a hex and on another fed it to the dagger
I almost won both cause in the second I got a throwback, but then I fed that to the dagger before the final round
Cause I still thought all my jokers were eternal
The cool thing with madness is if you've got an X4 or whatever and beating every round in one, you get to do whatever you want with all the extra value and can often survive without it
It's like a midgame version of half joker, it allows you to survive and you can pivot off it to set something else up
egg
Balala

how do I get to pick a server tag (suits)
It's in the channel & roles
thanks
ъэ
Oh man, this. I literally Ankh’ed madness today for some reason
“How do we tell him?”
LMAO done that before
Currently doing a run with Madness and eternal Stencil joker. What hands do you all recommend I play/upgrade?
Pair
bluestorm 🤤
Should I purry you?
That's it guys
Imma purry forn
...... what's a purry
its like say gex i think
flip the 1st letter
OH WAIT
YOUR NAMES FORN
ignore that :3
B
You people are something else

Why can’t I send images here
Joker
Is Through the Fire and The Flames too intense for a calming Balatro game?
nah.
I GOT A 139 EURO SUIT FOR FREE
Hell yeah
Death card ahh
139...........................................
good morning balatro
Gold Stake feels like
Good morning VEITNAM
No one can put those day behind them it just keeps coming back to haunt u
Balatro
Speaking of Guitar Hero, apparently the Epic layoffs today just nuked Harmonix (I know they did Rock Band but it's adjacent enough I think)
genuinely idk what to do
I've heard there's nothing but a skeleton crew now :(
Just lost a run becou i didnt roll 1 of my 12 tens
I just needed 1 ten for my straight, it was a perfect run
2 hanging chads, 1 brainstorm, 1 fotograph, 1 lucky cat, i rolled wof 2 times in a roll, my deck was perfect
I lost coise i didnt get a 10, i had 12 tens
Im so pissed off
I can't say I'm surprised...
Dang :/
https://youtube.com/shorts/twgn6EQdb2A
just in case u were wondering about triboulet
Keep resetting on checkered deck until you get it, it's easier
And how can I get the checkered deck
✌️
Sorry I'm still an amateur
And how do I wi-
Just play the game
Okay thanks
you can win on any stakes on black deck to get checkered deck. go white stakes
Alright I will
Just lost at ante 7
Fuck the house always wins
albert
Bin
Hiii
Thank you albert
hii
Albert
albert
Guys I'm pretty new to balatro I have only ABT 16 hours I JS wanna know what's the best joker combo I can do to win consistent rounds?
Albert Wesker
Albert
Umbrella 😛
All 4 legendary's
Okay, but
Bruh
No no im sorry 😭
7 minutes
Wait can i dm it to u 😛
The thing I'm tryna say is that what low tier but effective and no luck dependent
Cus idm explaining it
Yes
wheres the roles channel if therse one
Do not click the bot thing lol
you'll get banned
in 2 hours itll be my birthday chat
Whattttt
At least, I assume that's what happens if you take the bot role. It explicitly says you should not take it.
shouldnt be a problem if ur not a bot
And there's a channel which will ban you if you send a message in it, again to mitigate bots.
and yeah adding the bot role to yourself automatically puts honeypot at the top of the channel list i think
happy early birthday
ah okay. So the role itself doesn't ban you?
thx!
Heyy
:croooouuvey:
Test it rn
it does
😛
I deadass almost clicked it by accident because I double tapped my phone to go into the thing
Stupid new section
Wait what section even is that
It just flashes you with a “this shit new” icon and that’s it
It also pushes it to the top
wat
2nd time visiting it makes it go away
Howd u test it girly 😭
👀
I never checked it out 😨
OKAY WAIT
Idk
a magician never shaares her secrets
Sigh
But
Im another magician
😔
Share?
mmm'
The documentary show “breaking the magicians code” does though
hmm
humm
I can tell u for a fact im real
okay ill share
alternate account
i lowk wanna talk in the honeypot channel.
ITS SO ENTICING RIGHT?
it added honey pot to the top of its channel list
O
🥲
Gulp
Am i a bot
WAIT
!!!
Guus
Guys
What time is it for u guys
Tyoe shift
Type move

22
yes'
Idk where would have that time
IDK
Omg.
Girl
Idk y i messed that up so bad..
OMG pls dont kill me
That was insane
Er
10pm
WAIT
Eu
Ik that
yeahh
Uk?
spain
thxx lol
damn
balatro
👀
balalero

whos that
Balatro
baalator
ba
rooms and doors
what is the grace nap zone
is it some christian server
everytime i see "grace" i think of my ex
ewwww
pretty good too
this is funny
so grace is a roblox game
and its main inspirations (story/gameplay wise) are pizza tower, DOORS, and the Bible
the game has a God and the main threats are Sins or related things
i dont know if the game is actually made by christians or religious people
thats just the present theming
ok
its very fun i think
the full list of inspirations is alittle longer but i covered the important stuff
sorrow's is very cool and fun, litany's is kinda like "immersive" and tense (if you don't use wingburst) and while carnation's for me is a little more on the eh side but is still neat
why would i not use wingburst >:3
the tip is to just spam crouch like crazy
thats how i t-ranked it
to make it an actual challenge lol
im just so bad at tragedy itself
its still easy though
wingburst makes sinrow infinitely easier
yes
the hardest way to play sinrow is by equipping wingburst and dive jump and skipping the gate things
cuz that spawns rue
Oh thats actually kinda sick
you can stop it like normal
it is
i love religious theming in games
tboi ultrakill grace
but yea rue was added to sinrow as a way to punish people for "cheesing" it while still allowing the cheese to exist
what's also pretty nice about it is that it doesn't come off as preachy despite the very in your face religious symbolism and theming
ya
and it just overall has a very positve message either way
balatro makes me happy
i doubt the creators of grace are religious themselves
as it should
it just works so well for the game
ur C++ ?
yeah
crazy
grace probably has the second best lore for "rooms-like" games (pressure being the best)
nah it definitely feels like it comes from a positive religious upbringing
especially since there are actual quoted bible verses
i lowkey believe religion aint real
like why are we told to believe things we didnt even witness
¯_(ツ)_/¯
valid
i dont love religion and im not religous myself
same
i think you might be confusing religion itself with the actual belief in higher powers
but i wont bash on people for believing in religions
hthats true
like im not gonna not play grace just cuz some or all of the devs are religious
white monster and a cig are nice with balatro
i honestly hate white monster
i dont like any of the zero sugar monsters
i dont like energy drinks...
ok
i can understand the appeal but i dont like the people who glaze it so much
i dont glaze enrgy drinks i jut enjoy some of them
i doubt i even need them but i feel the need to have caffiene every day
that one tawog clip with the brain sizes
2 😂
I really enjoy the fruit punch flavored energy drinks
Mountain Dew kickstart fruit punch, banger
Monster Viking berry or fruit punch, bangers
Wait a damn minute The Egg cant be 21 dollars! This is an impostor
the humble gift card:
Ah yeah
wait does egg start at 3 or 2 sell value
2
okay yeah you’d need gift card
cause i was thinking if it started at 3 after 6 more rounds it’d be 21
but nope only 20
ceremonial dagger 🤑
Oh god, Discord suggesting the Sacrificial Dagger as a new channel for me
I hid the channel so that I don’t accidentally type in there by some freak accident LOL
My dumbass would some how butt message and then oops
Banned forever
same
I was getting intrusive thoughts over it
Mute it and hide it just in case yall
thats not how intrusive thoughts work
impulsive thoughts is wanting to type in #ceremonial-dagger
intrusive thoughts is stuff i cannot repeat in this server bc of how obscene and disgusting it is
if you saw the intrusive thoughts i had for a few seconds, you would hurl
apple arcade- oh
and i’m so incredibly curious
i assume it does the same thing that honeypot does because i assume there’s an auto selection thing with bots idk
who wants to test it
Hell no
next person who says anything HAS to test it
f
ha
Both can be considered intrusive iirc
<— Fellow OCD sufferer
those are usually meant to be inside the phone
I was about to say
I tinker with phones so when i buy phones for parts i often forget some parts
I also found coins
From 2 different countries
0.76 romanian leu
and 2 pence
this is so tuff
oh interesting
I would hope/assume that clicking that doesn't just instantly ban you... right?
i dont follow
What I’m saying is you sound like an edgy 13 y/o boy
@cosmic badger Coward
Can’t even commit
<@&1133519078540185692>
Sweet dreams, man
whos an edgy boy
guy doesnt even know how to ban speedrun
embarassing
theres a channel just for people like uyou
easy ban
kaCHOW
tbh i kinda agree
i apologise
ive just not been having the best day
Listening to PEAK
Don’t apologize lmao I’m just hating to hate
crazy how femtanyl isn’t being played rn
i thought that was a game
modding chat is leaking
sounds about right to me
brawl stars
Early brawl stars music was so good
Eh kinda
I played until they added fucking 19 passes to the game
Compared to all the character songs they have now, yeah
channel names are suggestions to me 
I played when that Pierce guy came out as that is my siblings name and he made me play it
White guy pointing?
wut
Pierce (the Brawler) is such ass
Bunch of unrelated mechanics glued together with spit
spit...
Wdym ‘spit…’?
dude what
No, I’m so confused
😭
I'm confused
mx freaky
I dumb
Gay ass
WAIT
I'll just go back to modding this is making me scared
I still have no idea
IS MX. NON-BINARY??????
Yes
proto said i twas
IS THAT THE NB FORM OF MRS OR MR
dude I have a nb teacher
no way
I love my woke school
Yall please keep the topics in here pg
Some of you I’ve had to mention this to multiple times.
Hi mod
I honestly thought it was
you would think mx would be for genderfluids
take that to DMs!! 🤓
It can be for everyone
It’s a general honorific
evil topics be like: "don't discuss me"
dont use it for me though
I miss gifs
they do say that
was just talking to one actually
ok
literally 1984
evil topics be likee "meow"
it's just so unfortunate that you can't use jifs anymore
i think its good gifs are banned here
evil topics be like: beef
it would be so annoying if you came into chat and its just balatro gif after balatro gif after balatro gif
this was a real thing that happened
Not just that but I imagine completely unrelated gif spam was a huge problem
(I can’t say for sure I joined right around when image perms got removed but I imagine it was an issue)
it was
Just printed TechDweeb’s Solatro, planning on trying it out here in a bit

Guys I can't win 🙁
Made it to round 7 before losing by 5 points 
actually you just have to say hi there
talking there gets you banned
yes it is for naneinf runs and also for people with no reading comprehesion and also for bots
oh ok
wow the honey pot is working wonderfully
Like where them Tendy's at
english is so dumb
i was writing about something and was shortening resting bitch face to rbf and realized that it goes from "a resting" to "an rbf" despite both starting with the r, and it only changing because pronouncing the letter r is started with an a
yeah already 40 bans apparantly
Also first time I’ve heard rbf as the shortened form btw
I'm going to shit myself
remember to wash ur pants
or throw them away if u dont wanna
I successfully didn't shit myself
🎉
congration
I have a question for you
What do you do when there is an evil you cannot defeat by just means?
Do you stain your hands with evil to destroy evil?
Or do you remain steadfastly just and righteous even if it means surrendering to evil?
my hands are already covered in evil
whats a little more
thats a kind of odd question to ask out of the blue
why me
yea if you're illiterate
i mean, you discard a royal flush
Saved us alot of pings
hi balabo
im alr, wbu?
Good morning est people
Good morning not est people
Huh
Huh uh
Uh huh
I'm jonkling it 🧗
😛
DINALLY my train is here
YAY EMPTY SEATS
dude the train conducter sounds so fucking jolly for no reason
heaven forbid a man have joy and whimsy in his life
GIVE ME THAT JOY INSTEAD
Who can live help me on balatro?
You are on a train, how are you not already filled with joy?
ITS TOO CROWDED MOST OF THE TIME
but im happy if theres a friend with me
rippp
Rural America 
Same
Any news on the 1.1 update?
Ready When It's Ready.mp4
Let's larp
i came here to say
albert
no! you'll know when it's announced.
why should games release sequels when they can just release game squared
Balatro 2 electric boogaloo
plz add turkish language
this will be the best game in the world with turkish for me
just plz
great move
Man's cooked
what were you copying anyways
Were u copying death cards?
death cause i needed more glass
Gmornin chat :3
morning :3
Hello
#ceremonial-dagger ive never wanted to message a channel more
by all means
those who card
i cannot remember what the old server tag was
Mult
pls upd
GOODMORNINGG
Lmao I thought it was my work Friday
I just got hit with a mandatory shift tomorrow so it is in fact, not my Friday
That sucks
😔
I’m not too upset I really need the overtime pay
Worth it then
February killed me it being a short month
!!! OKAY thats good
wooo money!
sup gamers
I am going to blow up a building js like my uncle osama bin laden😄 ✌️
???
?????????
‽
holy shit when did polterworx come back
yesterday one of your yt videos popped up in my page
didnt even know you had a yt channel lol 😭
Was like “Waiiit i know this pfp”
YouTube recommended strikes again
That’s cool tho heck yeah
Which one was it I’m curious
Willing to bet it was the “first ever playtest”
Exploding kittens mentioned
Decided to get back into Abiotic Factor
Had a moment of "Well I should see if it has any new cosme- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

I'm jonkling it ⚗️
I recently started over on Xbox. Making ok progress. Got my first soul card today.
Hi guys
polterworx is back somehow
PLEASE be on BMM
Balatro Mod Manager. VERY useful tool
oh my god
i opened this server and the channel defaulted to #ceremonial-dagger
i almost just killed myself dude
i literally was about to send a message my god
this is a really bad idea
b-but it catches bots 🥺
IT ALMOST KILLED ME JANDOM
did you not see the massive “DO NOT TYPE IN HERE”
and something tells me i wouldn’t’ve been the first person to die from that mistake
that’s why i didn’t send it
i haven’t used discord in days and didn’t know that channel even existed
some mf prolly trynna tak about sum “first”
but my thing defaulted to there
delete it from your channels so there’s no risk
I’ll pay you to send it
how much we talking
it bans you twin what else do you wanna know
$10
Oh look it’s Mr. President
i am so down bad for cash rn it’s insane
Mail-in Rebate
i’m moving next week so i’m basically flat broke



not to mention i’m going to be unemployed for the next 4-6 weeks while my job transfers me to the new location
i haven’t been unemployed in forever what am i even gonna do with myself
i’m sick of both of those games i won’t lie
as much as i love balatro im honestly sick of video games atp
you should
halflife2
honestly the only game i have the motivation to play rn is Tomodachi Life
but i’ve already beat the demo and now have to wait until the 16thhh
and then i gotta take money out of savings to buy it
Best game ever
i will venmo you g
anything for tomodachi
aw sorry pal 🙁
gimme your address and i’ll send you a copy
wait ko that sounds shady nvm lol
i will mail you ten dollars
i screamed at the direct
Asking for address on balalacord 
on steam
and i played on multiple accounts just to make stupid miis
i was one of the people in the live chat begging for tomodachi switch for YEARS
since like 2018
I DIDNT REALZIE HOW SHADY IT SOUNDED I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH DESPICABLE THINGS
Is that the one where the Miis are on an island? Intrusive thoughts coming in
hey at least it’s better than the silksong folk
yes love it so so much
delta delta
Δδ
i had he one on the 3ds and i think i have 200+ maybe even 300+ hours on it
erm you could always dm me a gift card code 🤓 👆
but no i have money
i just don’t like spending it
remember mr president food before fun
as much as tomodachi is an exception food is sadly more important
I remember those being $1
filet o fish is the goat 🤤
why is everything so damn expensive at mcds nowadays
fast food ain’t cheap any mo





