🎙・server-chat

[opaque scroll]

I just hate how Hes like “the Ai guy did a REALLY good job” but I can’t explain to unc that Ai is stealing

eh whatever

[fickle flicker]

Tell em to go on a hike

Look at sum trees

Shi is beautiful

[opaque scroll]

Start playing overwatch to make yourself neutral on life overall

< 3

[glad oriole]

who the hell is Al and why does he wanna steal my job

[fickle flicker]

I went on a mountain with my quest and played balatro on one of those fishing chairs

[fickle flicker]

What is ur job

[glad oriole]

unemployed ❤️

my major is compsci though

😾

[fickle flicker]

same

Atleast i get paid lol

[glad oriole]

one day

[fickle flicker]

How do you live then

Like

Uhh

[glad oriole]

parents money currently

grah

[fickle flicker]

Tuff ngl

[glad oriole]

i lucked out my parents kinda rich

still gotta get a job eventually tho

[fickle flicker]

And youre a femboy

[glad oriole]

:3

yes

[fickle flicker]

Pick a win man

[glad oriole]

why cant i win both tho :<

[fickle flicker]

My bad og

Be both

[fickle flicker]

How do you

Win

Ts game

How to be the jokerest

[glad oriole]

i uno

unno

[fickle flicker]

U just born like that huh

[glad oriole]

im just the goat :3

[fickle flicker]

Keep doing you smirky

[glad oriole]

yaay

i shall

[fickle flicker]

Smirky if youre so good

What deck should i use

[glad oriole]

what are you trying to achive

play the painted deck raah

[fickle flicker]

I like them lil casino chips flowing in ngl

[fickle flicker]

My man

Alr

[glad oriole]

:3

[fickle flicker]

Will do

Thanks a lot smirky

[glad oriole]

yw

[glad inlet]

Anyone wanna play multiplayer with extra credit

[opal bear]

Sure but I’m eating rn

[glad inlet]

@opal bear Deck and stake?

[opal bear]

Any deck, white stake

[glad inlet]

Yellow?

Multiplayer mods off?

[opal bear]

Sure I like yellow

Ok I’m done eating

[glad inlet]

Attrition or survival?

[opal bear]

Uh I think I have to update my multiplayer

[glad inlet]

3.3 I think it is

[opal bear]

It’s working now

[glad inlet]

Would you mind making the lobby?

[opal bear]

Which mode do you want?

[glad inlet]

Attrition

Multiplayer cards off?

[warm jetty]

El cinco is gone

It’s temporarily taken away

No nothing now

[opal bear]

Code is rsrqr

[glad inlet]

Can you type just the code

I have to copy paste

[opal bear]

RSRQR

[glad inlet]

Thank you

[opal bear]

Uh oh

My game crashed

Bro my stupid dumbass cat is sitting on my keyboard and attacking me whenever I go near her

[glad inlet]

Hahahahaha

All good

You cna make it again

That seed was kinda sick, unfortunate

[opal bear]

Hang on one second something’s not working right

Oh never mind this may or may not crash again

[glad inlet]

Haha all good

[opal bear]

RNRHO

[opal bear]

Used a fool and my game crashed again. First it was opening a celestial pack sorry I don’t know why it’s doing this

[glad inlet]

All good lmao I was choking

Double interest vouchers and I'm going into ever blind with 11 bucks 😂

No econ either that was rough

Getting a crash log?

[opal bear]

I’ll try and fix it tomorrow

Yeah I got something but I didn’t read it lol

I’ll try and get it to crash again

[glad inlet]

Might be able to find it in Ur lovely folder

I think that's where they go maybe not

[opal bear]

Well that was easy

Emperor this time

[glad inlet]

Lmao

Do you have any cosmetic mods?

[opal bear]

I have some other mods but I turned them all off I was only using talisman, multiplayer, and extra credit

[glad inlet]

Might be talisman

Are they in your lovely folder or outside of it in Ur mods folder?

If they're in the lovely folder that's why it's crashing if not I don't know

[opal bear]

I disabled talisman im seeing if that was the problem

I opened a celestial pack and my game didn’t crash

That’s a good sign

[glad inlet]

Yeah talisman is buggy

I just know if it's in the wrong folder it'll cause crash

[opal bear]

It was in the right folder I just think I haven’t updated it in months

Yeah it seems to be fine now

[glad inlet]

You wanna do one more?

[opal bear]

Sure

[glad inlet]

Idk what it is but since I've got the MP mod the shops just spit out negatives

Players like 5 MP games and I had 13 jokers in one of them

[opal bear]

Cocktail deck this time? To make it interesting

[glad inlet]

Mind you 5 of them did nothing to my build 😂

Sure I've never done that

That's the 3 deck combo yeah?

[opal bear]

yeah

[glad inlet]

I'm down

[opal bear]

NWXNM

[scenic cliff]

ceremonial dagger

[vague night]

ceremonial dagger

[opal bear]

Sorry had to go check on something

No crash this time

[outer adder]

Hello

[glad inlet]

GG's vro

I skipped there for the 5oak levels

[opal bear]

My game crashed again right before I saw what jokers you had

[glad inlet]

Just went from 0 to level 17

[opal bear]

I was just playing around with the baron the whole time lol

[glad inlet]

And pulled my tens

[opal bear]

I may have gotten distracted with the fact that it triggers on queens and aces with this deck

[glad inlet]

I had 10 4, two turtles, photo and chad

Yeha idk what decks we had but my photo was hitting 10s and aces

[opal bear]

Yeah I saw the Chad and didn’t take it and then a few rolls later saw the photo and realized I lost

[glad inlet]

Lmao I didn't even see baron I was so broke

Only reason I got money was 3 herms

Hahaha

I found photo first, I duped the turtle with that ankh

I only seen like 3 jokers from extra credit

All vanilla pretty much

Lucky 7s joker def my fav of the mod tho

[opal bear]

Oh wait I did take the Chad it was the photo I didn’t take I saw it before the chad and it just isn’t good without retriggering if you had taken yeah that makes sense

[glad inlet]

Yeah I just needed something so I ditn die to blinds. I was working with a 10 4 with all my enhancements on face cards lol

[opal bear]

Well, GG. I’m gonna go now

[glad inlet]

And my turtles at 1.6x 😂

GG's

Have a good night

[midnight moon]

Do you guys think the update is this year?

[gloomy fog]

Nah, it was last year

[midnight moon]

Huh

[gloomy fog]

Oh, sorry, i accidentally sent that message from the distant future

[long atlas]

i bet it is, but i also wouldn’t be surprised if it was a 27 release

if i were to give an estimate, i’d say a 60% chance it’s this year, a 40% chance for next year

[hot prawn]

probably

lot of year to come

but if it comes out in 2027 then that's okay

[midnight moon]

Yea

The base game is as good enough

[hot prawn]

games good now, it'll continue to be good later so

[midnight moon]

Im currently playing on the apple arcade version (balatro+)

[hot prawn]

oh sick!

[gloomy fog]

Same

[hot prawn]

i sadly can't play on mobile but i got it on switch and ps and thats more then good enough for me

even if i do still want it on my phone

[midnight moon]

w

[gloomy fog]

But i do have it on steam too, i have jt moddded

[midnight moon]

[gloomy fog]

Ooooohhh,
Banana!

[midnight moon]

New banana update 1.1 😮

[dry kayak]

balala mentioned

[gloomy fog]

Balalala

[peak solar]

Does Balatro+ add anything?

[gloomy fog]

Nope. Same with Stardew+, it exists only as an Apple Arcade version of the game

The difference being that Apple Arcade is Apple’s gaming subscription

Don’t ask me why they couldn’t just add the base game, It’s Apple, they make no sense

[peak solar]

wack

[gloomy fog]

Again, it’s Apple.

Lmao

[peak solar]

wackpple

[wary torrent]

bad apple

[gloomy fog]

Talatro but all the jokers are Bad Apple

[gritty sun]

lmao i was timed out for a week on a different server for talking about Balatro mods because it's "infringing on the devs' property" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

shit's crazy

[peak solar]

someone ran bad apple on a joker if I recall

it's neat

even plays the song in-game IIRC (once you sell it the music switches back to balatro)

[gloomy fog]

Wait till they find out ConcernedApe almost never plays fully vanilla Stardew

[gritty sun]

i was literally talking about SDV mods with a different moderator in the very same offtopic channel weeks ago and that was fine for some reason

unbelievable

i don't play vanilla either

we were talking about the modded experience

[peak solar]

the only modded content I've played was Archipelago because I've wanted to try it

[gloomy fog]

Imo companies and devs have no right to tell you what you can and can’t modify, obviously beyond copyright infringement, because that’s wrong

[gritty sun]

on a singleplayer game no less 😭😭

[gloomy fog]

But ofc, Digital Rights Management is a thing, legally speaking, could say we’re not allowed to mod the game anymore and well, you’re kinda just fucked

[peak solar]

the brand logo fitting on exactly two emotes is kinda funny

but also neat

[gritty sun]

it is morally correct to mod the game when it engages in poor development practices, i was warned before for talking about a mod that unlocks the FPS because the devs couldn't bother to do that in a 2026 title, and a 60FPS lock nowadays is diabolical

[gloomy fog]

cough BETHESDA cough cough

[peak solar]

Games sometime rely on framerate to keep game logic constant

If you adjust the framerate, you could, for example, see gravity act a lot harder on a ball

[gloomy fog]

There are mods to fix that too tho

[gritty sun]

you know what's funny? the mod to unlock the FPS for that game works almost flawlessly and i've played with it for 60+ hrs with no issues

so they can't say it messes with the game

it doesn't

[peak solar]

Yeah fair

[gritty sun]

it should be shipped with the game, and if not that, actively endorsed

[gritty sun]

i am aware

[gloomy fog]

Balatro doesn’t have any logic that relies on framerate…

[peak solar]

I'm just pointing out that some games are just made that way, it can be easier for the devs to understand

Sakurai even endorses having a basic understanding on how framerate can impact games you make

[gritty sun]

yeah i understand that, but when the community already solved the issue for you, there's no need to be draconian about it

[peak solar]

That's fair too

[gritty sun]

yeah, and there's a mod to cap framerate for it as well

imagine the devs here banned you for talking about it lol

[peak solar]

I wonder if capping the framerate actually helps balatro run better on lower-end hardware

[gloomy fog]

I don’t know man, i don’t care about Framerate unless it’s an FPS or Online PVP game

[peak solar]

just a random thought

[gritty sun]

it helps because uncapped framerate has my GPU working too hard and crashes the entire system

in Balatro specifically

[gloomy fog]

(Unless the game is just genuinely abhorrent framerate-wise)

Friendly reminder that Ocarina of Time, which ran at 20fps (when 30, 40, and in some cases 60 were possible), is STILL the highest rated game of all time on Metacritic

[gritty sun]

i was unmuted after hitting up their community manager lol

imagine getting to moderate one server and not being in any others and giving people shit just to exert power over them

[peak solar]

huh, wait so does without that mod at all just crash?

I just realized

[gloomy fog]

>literally just the American government in a nutshell

[gritty sun]

Balatro will crash not just itself, but the entire system, if i don't use the FPS capping mod; i assume this is because it relies on driver-side V-Sync which i have globally disabled through the control panel (i don't want games deciding to cap the framerate themselves)

[peak solar]

interesting

what a curious case

[gritty sun]

i have only ever encountered this in another game, specifically a mod for it - if you run Gunslinger/MISERY for STALKER: Call of Pripyat, and pause the game, the pause menu doesn't have an FPS cap, and it keeps accelerating FPS indefinitely until it reaches ridiculous numbers and crashes

[gloomy fog]

….

why the hell doesn’t it have a hard cap??

[gritty sun]

no idea lol

but hey it's a mod

you kinda take the risk of running it on yourself

[gloomy fog]

That’s essentially a memory leak

[gritty sun]

yeah

[gloomy fog]

Oof.

lmao

[gritty sun]

well, i'm unmuted now, and they've apologized for it so ig it's chill

this new user popped into chat and was like "i just got Balatro, it's so fun"

[peak solar]

LOL?

[gritty sun]

and i was like welcome to the club, it's a great game

you might be interested in some mods to make the experience better that aren't cheating

but if not that's cool

and then they said they play on Switch so they were barred from modding and i said that's fair

then i was muted for a week

[gloomy fog]

Dumb.

[gritty sun]

yeah lol the mod has a lot of performance issues and crashes constantly, but the engine is very jank so 🤷‍♂️

[balmy gate]

This game looks so fun wish I could play it :3

[wary torrent]

-# reminds me of

[gritty sun]

Balatro? it is fun

why are you unable to play it

[gloomy fog]

Why couldn’t you?

[balmy gate]

Can't afford

[gloomy fog]

Eh, Fair.

[balmy gate]

Can't afford

[gritty sun]

do you have steam? my account is linked here, add me and i'll get it for you

[balmy gate]

Dms

[gloomy fog]

If my account wasn’t at literally 38¢ rn…

[balmy gate]

I can't add cuz I am level 0 u will have to add me lol

[glad inlet]

Anyone up for MP?

Extra credit?

[peak solar]

Balatro is actually on sale right now on steam for 20% off

[gritty sun]

nevermind this user is a serial beggar, did this in Terraria server and SDV server as well lol (can't post media here but i've got the proof)

rescinded my offer

probably TBoI server too seeing how they have a tendency to delete their messages after asking

they quit some right after i checked so i wouldn't know

[gloomy fog]

I figured immediately, they’re probably immediately reselling the games/accounts

[gritty sun]

well fuck me for being nice lol

it's okay though

[balmy gate]

C'mon man

I really wanna play

[gritty sun]

buy it then

[balmy gate]

I was just asking for my wishlist games

Nobody gave it tho

[gritty sun]

good

[balmy gate]

😭

[gloomy fog]

admits it

[peak solar]

I just realized why is the rules channel not visible by default

i can't find it

lmao

[glad inlet]

Why no money

[obtuse snow]

ariela ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for lemon drizzle cake

[gloomy fog]

<@&1133519078540185692> eat this person! (Serial beggar)

[gritty sun]

right click Channels & Roles > tick Show All Channels

should be able to see it then

[peak solar]

that's so weird

why does discord just hide certain channels

[gritty sun]

idk if it's forbidden here per se, just a scummy thing to do

[digital tusk]

hihi what happened?

[gritty sun]

if you "really" wanna play it, buy it

[obtuse snow]

hi phoebe

[gritty sun]

can DM you any proof if you decide to take action regarding the above

[obtuse snow]

i keep thinking ur the same phoeb as my irl friend

[gloomy fog]

Got a beggar in chat, this Ariela character

[glad inlet]

Spending time asking for balatro on discord > spending time at job to buy balatro 4x over

[gritty sun]

not just Balatro either

it's for every game they want lol

good thing i'm in a bunch of servers

[glad inlet]

Klip will you buy me arc raiders?

[peak solar]

looks like they left the server

[gritty sun]

only if you say you "really" want to play it

[gritty sun]

good lol

[peak solar]

also looks like #📜・rules doesn't actually cover this type of behavior

[gritty sun]

they sent me a request again just now

[peak solar]

even though the official reddit does

[dusk tartan]

rule 8

[twin prairie]

📯 8. No self-promotion, advertisement, or asking for game keys

Avoid posting unsolicited links or references to other servers, services, communities, social media accounts, etc. Sharing your videos or streams related to Balatro is allowed in the appropriate channels. Do not ask for game keys.

[glad inlet]

And possibly some vbucks? 👉👈

[gritty sun]

it's okay if it's genuine enough imo, i've bought people gaems before because they were chill

[peak solar]

I cannot read

Lmao

[gritty sun]

ohh huh it is a rule

[peak solar]

I missed the last bit somehow

[gritty sun]

you and me both lmfao

[peak solar]

thanks for correcting me

[gritty sun]

same

[glad inlet]

Might get away with it on a technicality?

[gritty sun]

my bad for encouraging the behavior, i was not aware it's a rule

it's been a while since i joined

[gloomy fog]

By technicality, it WAS offered, but it was solicited by an appeal to emotion

[gritty sun]

yeah

i offered because i thought it's a genuine user

[glad inlet]

I wanna play fortnite with ice spice skin so bad

[gritty sun]

i legit wouldn't mind if they didn't do this with all the games "on [their] wishlist" lol

[glad inlet]

Klip can I have vbucks

[gritty sun]

at some point it's too much

[glad inlet]

Yeha that's wild

[gritty sun]

only if you buy me Fortnite

[glad inlet]

💀

I gotchu

[gloomy fog]

Yall never gonna believe this

[glad inlet]

I dont

[gritty sun]

i still can't accept it even

[glad inlet]

Epstein is alive?

[gloomy fog]

I can’t even play Fortnite anymore lmao

[twin prairie]

🕳️ 10. No use of loopholes.

Please don't use any kind of loopholes as means of bypassing the rules of the server. The moderation team has the discretion and right to remove content that violates the spirit if not the letter of any of the server rules.

[glad inlet]

Is fortnite a loophole.

[gloomy fog]

Nah i was gonna say Fortnite is free but it seemed too obvious

[glad inlet]

It's what?

[twin prairie]

probably just move the convo away from buying games for people or asking for games

[peak solar]

yeah i was wanting to say Maybe Stop The Bit

could accidentaly encourage someone else to try

[glad inlet]

Anyone wanna play mp

Send them to jobless channel

[gritty sun]

they thought of everything 😔

[gloomy fog]

I-9 jumpscare

[glad inlet]

Thay can all beg each other eternity

Thay...

Didn't even put "for" in there

[gloomy fog]

Screw Kernel level anticheat btw

[glad inlet]

How to delete messages?

And erase readers memories?

[gloomy fog]

Join MiB

[peak solar]

Long tap your message and select Delete Message

[gritty sun]

we ALL give a random corpo program unrestricted access to our CPU processes 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 ‼️

[peak solar]

you'll have to do this for every message

(This is for mobile)

[gritty sun]

they're messing with you lol

[peak solar]

There is no shortcut

oh lol

[gritty sun]

willycels stay mad 😔 🙏

[gloomy fog]

It’s not even random corpo anymore, it’s the entire ass government

[glad inlet]

Willycel thank you for being kind

We love willys

[gritty sun]

when the Intel ME exploit 👀

[glad inlet]

TheZucc already owns us

[gloomy fog]

perfect opportunity to mention Linux User
perceived as neckbeard slime
stonks

[gloomy fog]

LIZZID PEEPLE

[glad inlet]

The zucc has unrestricted access to your neurolink. He's going to be sending mass amazon Alexa and Tesla adds to your eyeball cameras

Mars is the only escape

[gloomy fog]

Zucc gonn give you the succ

[glad inlet]

Alexa, do tricks on it

[gloomy fog]

Yall should use the best linux distro when you switch: Hannah Montana Linux

[glad inlet]

If you've bought balatro on 4 different times is it bad to use someone else's apk so you can play modded on your mobile device (asking for a friend)

Friend doesn't have pc

[gloomy fog]

It’s piracy regardless…

[glad inlet]

Thought so

[grave socket]

fortune teller into vagabond, square joker, obelisk, and steel joker

free gold stake run

first gold win on blue deck!

[glad inlet]

You're the best

[grave socket]

4/something decks down

[gloomy fog]

Lumpy joker moment

[glad inlet]

I will inform friend

[midnight moon]

Lol i bought gros on first shop it died on big blind

[glad inlet]

Average Michael interaction

[tawdry bronze]

if I bought any version of a game i should be able to play it wherever and whenever i want on any device

[midnight moon]

Ig

[tawdry bronze]

if I bought mario party 9 and i have a Wii im gonna install a wii and mario party 9 on my PC

[peak solar]

such is the , sometimes it dies instantanly and sometimes it doesn't want to die at all

[glad inlet]

What if you bought it on Xbox, switch, mobile and steam?

[tawdry bronze]

you get 4 copies of it then

[peak solar]

but it not dying can be good too

[glad inlet]

You get the lease to play them actually

Copies are no more 😔

Is burning your balatro.exe onto a disc to play it at your grandma's house piracy?

[peak solar]

Something I've learned from looking into the digital ownership things out of curiosity is that for the most part licensing exists because managing digital copies of the game would be kind of a nightmare otherwise

[glad inlet]

Yeah that is true

[peak solar]

It abstracts the idea that you own the game into something that can be legally and easily understood

[glad inlet]

Seems more like capitalism maxxing to the consumers eye

[peak solar]

It's not a perfect solution obviously

but how could it be improved without hurting either end of the product?

[glad inlet]

But even if you buy the disc you don't own it right?

New gen games I mean

[peak solar]

yeah it's still a license, it's just harder to enforce

[glad inlet]

Like you own the physical thing obviously but still licenced

Yeah

[peak solar]

still, most people will still say they own a copy of the game

not that they own the game (as in the literal work that went into making the game)

[glad inlet]

They own the copy they bought from the person who did the work to create it

[peak solar]

I don't own Balatro (the copyrighted work) because I downloaded it on Steam or got a physical copy on Nintendo Switch

[glad inlet]

Fair trade

[oblique scarab]

Rain

[glad inlet]

How to start licencing food items

Well be rich

Might be shitty tho

[peak solar]

Rental Ice Cream defictionalized

You know, they should add the in-game stickers as emotes

[glad inlet]

Strawberry jam breaks piracy laws

[peak solar]

there's enough boost space for that

[glad inlet]

Willy do you play multiplayer?

[peak solar]

nope lol

sorry

[glad inlet]

Rip

My competitive itch only gets stronger as I lose more and more games because I needed to open both of those bafoon packs 🤓

[peak solar]

I probably would do terribly in Multiplayer anyway

[glad inlet]

(they both had bros Michael and madness in them)

[peak solar]

it's so different from the main game

[glad inlet]

Atrittion isn't too far ofd

Just no more boss blinds

Especially if you put it on vanilla since they have all the card reworks

I understand them but I don't like them

Nor the multiplayer cards

[peak solar]

I understand having to replace some jokers because of the way mutliplayer works

like if there's no boss blinds chicot does nothing

so you need a new legendary to replace it

same with luchador's uncommon slot being open

[glad inlet]

Imagine chicot just Insta kills your opponent

Stale mate every time

[peak solar]

atleast that's what the design philosphy feels would be for multiplayer

new content only when needed

and same with removal of that content (the boss blinds, in this case)

[glad inlet]

Yeah I can agree with that

I think it's one of the coolest multiplayer rogue likes I've ever seen

Usually MP rogue likes are cooperative

Balatro is already a super unique game the MP is genius Imo. Not for everyone but awesome nonetheless

[peak solar]

I've had this random fantasy of a Co-Op Balatro mode where you and a friend draw cards from 2 separate decks but share Joker slots and work as a team to defeat blinds that are double the base blind size

[glad inlet]

That sounds cool

Add a trade button along with the play and discard

[peak solar]

On each hand you play simultaneously and the base hand scoring value gets doubled if both of you play the same hands

[glad inlet]

You can both trade cards from your hand

Maybe a joker is needed for thag

[peak solar]

Discards are independent from each player, but hands played are shared, is my thought

which is why you play simultaneously

[glad inlet]

Ahh I see

You get same draws

[peak solar]

Each player's deck gets shuffled independently

[glad inlet]

I thought you meant two different decks playing on same seed

Yeah that's a cool idea

[peak solar]

The shop is shared also (but held money is not shared), if someone buys something both of you get it

except consumables

whoever buys it first makes it theirs

[glad inlet]

Theres a battle royal mode that's like that for MP I Beleive?

Pretty sure I seen a bean video

[peak solar]

But packs are shared, and whoever buys first gets to take something, except for joker packs where only the buyer can choose

still the idea in the end is working as pair to get to the end

it's a random concept

[glad inlet]

The br I think you both see same shops as long as got the same cards and you can send each other money

One person can open packs and tell the other if it's worth it or not to open them

If someone needs money for hermit you can send them some for max value

[peak solar]

suddenly i want to doodle how this would look like in game

using paint.net

[glad inlet]

I'm almost certain there's a similar concept for the multiplayer but it's multiplayer vs others you aren't playing core balatro just strictly coop

I think it's a great idea

Especially the shared shop where you don't both get to buy everything

[peak solar]

I forgot to mention that technically you don't share jokers in one way, whoever buys it is the one whose money stash goes to when it's sold

this makes sure that one player can't just give the other player money

though each other's jokers still interact with each other

P1's dagger could stab P2's jolly joker

when creating jokers, whoever created it owns it

if it gets created by a game mechanic (Top-Up Tag), then neither player owns it so selling it gives both players the money instead

oh you cannot post images here

where would I post an image for this concept

It is not a suggestion since I don't think this could get into the game at all officially lol

I think I'll go with #🃏・off-topic for now

[rain forge]

luchador is the goat

i luv luchador

[lusty matrix]

Yoo anyone wanna join my steam family

[placid turret]

[glad inlet]

[hasty socket]

That cerimonial dagger scares me as hell

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🪐

[light sorrel]

Is there an update being worked on?

[scenic cliff]

is there

[stoic lagoon]

Where is onion powder?

[sweet herald]

Did someone say onions

I love onions

[stoic lagoon]

Patty melt, grilled onions with a fried egg

Shredded hashbrowns on the side, smothered with mushrooms and white gravy

[ornate quest]

onion emoji

[sweet herald]

God that sounds delicious

I’m so fuckin hungry right now lmao

[stoic lagoon]

Might make that for my wife one of these days before the "dad" cooking skill goes on cooldown

[sweet herald]

That’s so real lmao

I wonder why that’s so universal

My dad also very rarely cooked but when he did it was immaculate

[stoic lagoon]

We're rarely focused on cooking for ourselves, but when we're absolutely ravenous, that skill gains a +99 buff

[placid turret]

on vacation

[stoic lagoon]

Ah, hope they become a seasoned traveler after this one

[sweet herald]

Your account is a magical place garlic salt

[placid turret]

it is?

never considered it magicial...

[modern nacelle]

He's gone-

Chuck Norris is gone

[wicked grove]

He didn't die,

He just went to go kick some ass elsewhere

[modern nacelle]

He was tired of how things were being run down here, so he had to give fate a piece of his mind

[fierce rain]

Don't worry

he'll be back

He'll descend from the heavens as once prophesied

to deliver a kick (which could shatter bones) into the crotch of Indiana Jones

[ocean yarrow]

what did he do

[fierce rain]

we was an actor

[ocean yarrow]

i agree

[gloomy fog]

Martial Artist, Actor, Military Man, he was an All ‘rounder

[ocean yarrow]

no like

what did indiana do for chuck norris to kick him in the crotch

[gloomy fog]

He tried to steal Chuck’s treasure

[ocean yarrow]

🦜

[rigid night]

Eid Mubarak to anyone who may be celebrating

[brave bluff]

hello, neighbors

[long atlas]

happy Eid to all!

[wary torrent]

POKE ALL TOADS

[peak solar]

🐸

☝️

[signal sonnet]

What

[wary torrent]

IS OUT

[carmine ruin]

cavendish

[mystic vector]

raaah

which should i do next

deck n stake

fuck it

im gonna bite the bullet and beat black deck

ANCIENT JOKER ❤️

[wraith nexus]

Dont bite bullets that hurts your teeth

[mystic vector]

it did

it really hurt

[wraith nexus]

Look what you’ve done 💔

[gloomy fog]

Oohhh Banana!

[sweet herald]

Hello Balatro chat :3

[ornate depot]

howdy daisy

how's it goin

[sweet herald]

Doing well! Just trying to pass the time

Been a calm and slow day today which honestly is a nice change of pace

[ornate depot]

i get that for sure. i'm at work and it's such a calm day I'm fighting falling asleep

[sweet herald]

I've been so sleepy all dayyyyy and the caffeine I've been having ain't working

[ornate depot]

the worst part is that I sell mattresses

the temptation to go curl up is immense

[sweet herald]

You should totally sneak me a mattress for free
for no reason at all because I already have a mattress

[ornate depot]

well these fellas cost mid four-digits US so that would be less than ideal for my continued employment

[rigid night]

Got a $249 one from BJ's that I'm putting on this weekend

[verbal bison]

LET ME LEND U IT

[fierce rain]

It was because Indiana Jones took out Abraham Lincoln with his whip. But keep in mind that this was in defence of an injured Batman, whom Abraham Lincoln was attacking with a machete.

[jaunty stream]

Ohhhhh

[fierce rain]

yeah does that clear anything up

[wary torrent]

🐸

[lost vector]

Why did Honeypot get renamed to Ceremonial Dagger

[ornate depot]

thematic

because we ||stab scambots to death||

[long atlas]

atp call it canio

[earnest viper]

Imagine selling mattresses for a living... ur selling people lies my guy. Sleeping on the ground is the natural and best way.
I implore u to cease ur deceitful ways. Thanks

[prisma idol]

Good morning balatro server chat

[shadow moss]

who wanna see a peak seed (it requires mods to get)

[long atlas]

twin what… not dunking on your beliefs like believe what you want but
a. calling someone deceitful for selling mattresses is crazy work
b. though sleeping on the floor does have its benefits, most people don’t care in the slightest and choose comfort

it’s like the hot v cold shower debate

most people from what i know take hot showers

but cold showers are proven to have more health benefits

yet we choose the more comfortable option and lowkey i’m still breathing

[ashen idol]

hi guys 👋. Does anyone know what is the official mod loader for balatro?

[stoic lagoon]

I sleep on the ceiling

[flint copper]

WHAT

[long atlas]

what

most people take hot showers over cold, most sleep in a bed as opposed to the floor

[flint copper]

Okay, I read that as breasting for some reason

[long atlas]

it doesn’t really matter aside personal preference

[long atlas]

we still breasting too but i’m getting those taken off next week

[flint copper]

Cool

Can I have them

[long atlas]

go for it

don’t serve me any good

[long atlas]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[ashen idol]

alr

[long atlas]

apologies for the late reply

[ashen idol]

np lol i wont use mods now anyway i wanna 100% the game before doing so

[delicate roost]

I have a question balatro going to recive any update?

[ornate depot]

the prophecy has foretold of such things, yes

[long atlas]

more info about it:

[sage sluice]

chat, i lost the game

[earnest viper]

U a 6'3 adonis with multiple lamborghinis in ur lamborghini account? NO? Then we aint no twins
Mattresses are snake oil. One may require a special mattress for certain orthopaedic conditions. But for the rest of us, the ground is all u need.
I dont take kindly to snake oil salesmen after my own personal experiences. And i will always fight the good fight against those who prey on the uninformed and the misinformed.
Stay blessed

[sick pewter]

Amen

Guys when is next updqte

Why cant i @ localthunk

Localthunk pls update daddy

It's been a year daddy

[long atlas]

ts server too much for me tn holy shit

[sick pewter]

I rlly rlly miss you

[long atlas]

comes out when it come out, be patient

[sick pewter]

😭

[sick pewter]

But like

Estimated

When

1 year

[long atlas]

when it comes out

we don’t have an estimate

just please

be patient

[sick pewter]

I cant

[long atlas]

that’s all i ask of the community is to be patient

[sick pewter]

I have every acivment

Everythinf

[long atlas]

play some seeded run

do a naneinf

reach ante 39

[sick pewter]

And a crippling gambling adiction

[long atlas]

start a gold win streak

[sick pewter]

All decks

[sick pewter]

3 times

[long atlas]

a winstreak means winning as many times in a row as you can

[sick pewter]

Boring but alr

I'll waot

Wait

I js hope it releases until I get to collage

[long atlas]

if i were to PERSONALLY estimate (again i have no factual evidence, just a shot in the dark) i’d say it’d come out late this year early next year

[sick pewter]

Ohh

Alr nice

Now ima go and dry beat it to jimbo

[long atlas]

i’d be shocked if it was a 28 release, but silksong was supposed be in 23 so anything could happen

[sick pewter]

Yes true

[sick pewter]

Fym 28

[long atlas]

2028

[sick pewter]

Ok why that year

Cuz you sead 1 year

Or around

[long atlas]

i said i’d be suprised if it released in 2028

[sick pewter]

Me too

But not so

Is local thunk ever active?

I mean

[long atlas]

he was really active like around a month ago, then he just went mia

[sick pewter]

What dose bro do in his free time

Is he a father

Or in colage

[long atlas]

probably taking some time for himself, which is respectable

[sick pewter]

He can't have a job cuz he a milionare

[sick pewter]

Yes true

[long atlas]

not that we know of, i’d doubt he’d do anything to confirm such

[long atlas]

no he is early 30s if i remember right

[sick pewter]

Holy unc

[long atlas]

we call him localunc for a reason

[sick pewter]

You're local unc

Sounds good

[blissful geode]

Wsp chat

[long atlas]

good morning lemon

you went great in my iced tea

[blissful geode]

It’s night here, it’s morning for you?

[blissful geode]

That was my brother

[long atlas]

nah i just say morning all the time

do yall like sweet or unsweetened iced tea

[blissful geode]

Sweet

[cold idol]

sweed

sweet

[long atlas]

good i’m glad we all agree

[stoic lagoon]

Extra sweet

[stray vault]

Did you cuddle your wife?

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh, she had the day off today :)

[stray vault]

Nice

You should cuddle her extra times

[stoic lagoon]

I will when this shift ends

[stray vault]

Yes

[stoic lagoon]

Might even make her breakfast in bed

[stray vault]

No

Breakfast properly

[stoic lagoon]

But she works hardddd

I give her food while she in bed

[stray vault]

But you should eat at proper place

[stoic lagoon]

Hmmmmmm

[stray vault]

Foods will scatter on your bed

[stoic lagoon]

That's what the tray is for

[stray vault]

Make her go to the dining room to have breakfast

Its only a few steps

Wont be that tiring

[stoic lagoon]

My brother in rust

[stray vault]

Lying on the bed too much also cause backpain

Trust

[stoic lagoon]

Again, my brother in rust

[stray vault]

Eh wdym?

[stoic lagoon]

She has back pain from her massive bazoombas. She only feels good when she lays down

My duty is to make sure she has as little pain as possible, this is how I manage that

I appreciate your good intentions, I do. But, maybe let me handle this? Kinda been doing it for 6 years now

[stray vault]

Ok fair

[flint copper]

☹️

Sir

this is an uber kid-friendly Christian server…

[stray vault]

True

70% of this server is minors

[flint copper]

I can’t believe we’re shouting out boobas like that

[stoic lagoon]

You're absolutely right, excuse me.

Ahem.

BADONKERS

[opaque scroll]

How did we already get 8 people with honeypot 😭

Activating the sleeper agents ig

[stoic lagoon]

I opened the beehive

[flint copper]

Unironically I was on the verge of sending a message there

“Wait, guys, new channel?” typed out and everything

[opaque scroll]

DO IT

please

It’d be funny

[rigid night]

Jimball J. Jonkler

[sharp cliff]

no

i like prototype

they can live

[wet plank]

wow

hello people

[stoic lagoon]

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[wet plank]

is there a way i can expirament with builds of jokers

because i have an idea for a run but i cant put it into play

[stoic lagoon]

[wary torrent]

guys the ceremonial dagger is gonna eat the rules channel

[heavy aurora]

if baron is your power than what are you without it

[stoic lagoon]

A poor guy in fancy clothes

[signal stratus]

How to buff stone cards

Make a joker that is like ancient joker but for rank instead of suit

Works on stone cards

If that's wanted

[sweet herald]

future joker

Would it work the same as ancient is that it's not deck-dependent

[cold idol]

stone cards are fine as they are
sometimes you're so desperate for chips you have to use stone cards

[obtuse snow]

stone joker + hologram + dna is a funny fucking combo

[glass shell]

Chat i’m on an unseeded run with 2 barons 2 mimes and an ecto’d blueprint on ante 14 i think i’m just happy to have gotten this far

Just missing the brainstorm but i have a showman so maybe another blueprint

i just found an invis joker but it’d be a 1/5 chance to hit blueprint…

[viral epoch]

hey fellas

new to balatro

heard it was kinda like inscryption and i loved that game so excited to put down 200 hrs

[compact stump]

200 hours…

it’ll be much more than that trust

[viral epoch]

lowball?

[stoic lagoon]

8ball

[swift bane]

i was once a smiley photojack denier i am no longer

[reef sapphire]

mods

[warm jetty]

Where’s the Gabagool

[stoic lagoon]

Ate it

[swift bane]

gm

[low hornet]

not true

[stoic lagoon]

[patent plover]

[stoic lagoon]

Nice nanner

It'd be a shame if I..

🍌

[errant mason]

[ocean yarrow]

Why is balatro do expensive on iphone

i really wanna play it on it but i cant be bothered to spend another 10$

[errant mason]

The legendary Kirk tag

[ocean yarrow]

its peak

[stoic lagoon]

[verbal bison]

Cus indie

[light beacon]

Google play points help if you're on Android, you get a certain amount free daily & more as you buy other things

Got balatro on my phone for like $5 bc of them

[placid turret]

[cloud rain]

whats #ceremonial-dagger

[dapper crystal]

for scam bots

[supple matrix]

Just pirate the hell out of it

[stoic lagoon]

👀

[tropic spear]

i use google's survey app and some discount

got it for half the price

[opaque scroll]

Hell yeah

[glass garden]

Guys look in game discussion I posted something crazy

[opaque scroll]

Some people have been getting hacked and ling everyone in every channel they can access, if it puts a message there they get banned

[sage gazelle]

ñ

[dry maple]

this might be the smartest design ive seen on discord

[ocean yarrow]

App store

[ocean yarrow]

App store

[sweet herald]

Good morning Balatro

[obtuse snow]

hello

[vast forum]

nothing's worse than Black deck Blue stake

[last fossil]

everyday the ceremonial dagger channel whispers at me to send a message

[tardy garnet]

[dense berry]

bro, i paid 50R$ for balatro-

[swift bane]

god I hate the black deck

im noob

but its just not worth it for me

I usually get quite a few negatives anyways

[sharp cliff]

Rand bro

[dense berry]

my bad

[sharp cliff]

No no no

i’ve been to south africa
Rand is like so cheap
Everything is cheap

[paper turtle]

hello

[amber cipher]

[worn palm]

in mathemathics particularly in set theory the aleph numbers are a sequence of numbers used to represent the cardinality (or size) of infinite sets that can be they were introduced by the mathematician georg cantor and are named after the symbol he used to denote them the hebrew letter aleph

[obtuse snow]

bet

[nova shore]

true

[placid turret]

yo godot can you like not make my png fucking unusable

yo godot why arent you accepting the fucking spritesheet but the wega shoe you accept

yo godot can you explode

[raw matrix]

9

[small oxide]

i spent 3 hours making a savbe who wanna play it

[hasty socket]

What are you guys doing

[long atlas]

your mom!!!!

anyways hey guys what’s good who wants some of my kickass ribs i made

[hasty socket]

I only eat potato chips

[long atlas]

what kind

[hasty socket]

I mean French fries

[long atlas]

best fast food french fry?

assuming you’re in a place accessible to fast food

i’d assume they don’t have much in italy

[hasty socket]

wdym we have fast foods

kfc, burger king and McDonald's are here, Wendy's idk

[long atlas]

well duh everywhere has fast food but i’m sure the options are certainly limited especially compared to here in freedomland

[long atlas]

arby’s?

[hasty socket]

No

American pizza company's aren't here for OBVIOUS reasons

they would lose so much money

[long atlas]

you’re missing out on the best curly fries and roast beef oat (and that is literally the only thing good on the menu everything else is dogshit)

[long atlas]

we suck at pizza

ny style i guess is fine

but what the fuck is chicago deep dish

“heh heh yo bro what if we put the cheese UNDER the two inches of sauce”

[hasty socket]

You Americans problem are that you think food becomes better with more ingredients

[nova shore]

pretty sure thats lasagna

[long atlas]

and chicago deep dish too

[long atlas]

3 rules of american food
more=better
fried=better
corn syrup>sugar

[nova shore]

you would say the fried ice cream is better?????????

[long atlas]

ew fuh nah i hate fried ice cream

[hasty socket]

your tongue needs to concentrate at something

[nova shore]

ngl i never tried it and still hate it xd

[hasty socket]

You cant do anything

[long atlas]

evil jevil:

[hasty socket]

FRIED ICE CREAM?? YOU GUYS ARE SANE??

[long atlas]

just wait till bro learns about fair food…

they got deep fried butter

[nova shore]

what

[nova shore]

thats isnt even food, or snack

[hasty socket]

do you guys eat uranium in America I wouldn't be surprised

[long atlas]

deep fried oreos are also popular fair food

[long atlas]

we got the reserves

[long atlas]

aparently our fat asses think it tastes good

i don’t

[nova shore]

dude

is just, salt

[long atlas]

essentially fried fat yeah

let’s see more outlandish american food i can think of

yall ever heard of cheese whiz?

[nova shore]

burger

[nova shore]

noup, like noodles and cheese?

[hasty socket]

the hamburger is good, but very limited and can destroy itself if not handled good

[nova shore]

the worse part of that is that people make it taller instead of wider 💢

[long atlas]

okay so essentially imagine the most artificial cheese you’ve ever seen (i literally cannot think of anything to compare it to look it up) and put it in one of those squirty whipped cream cans

we eat this

we eat straight “cheese” in a can

[nova shore]

like

the same way you would eat nutella?

[long atlas]

usually you eat it with crackers but some just eat the can standalone

[nova shore]

well, is not thaaaat bad

[peak solar]

burger joker that physicially gets one patty taller every time it triggers (and then perishes when it no longer fits)

[long atlas]

it’s not a liquid

if that makes it worse

[nova shore]

totally

[hasty socket]

here in Italy have a McDonald burger that is so good is called gran crispy mcbacon

it's made of bacon, cheese and a sauce

[nova shore]

you forgot the burger

and the bread

[hasty socket]

it's obvious that there would be there

[long atlas]

its like frosting texture if frosting were a bit more solid

[nova shore]

you guys eating brea??

[hasty socket]

Do you Americans have the ricche

French fries with bacon and cheddar?

[long atlas]

we do not

tragedy

[long atlas]

do a favor and look up spray cheese, i genuinely cannot think of a good comparison to make texturewise

[nova shore]

what

wait

[hasty socket]

also you Americans have coffee SO MUCH SWEETENED LIKE

[nova shore]

im 100% sure that thing DOESNT have a single scratch of real food

wtf

[hasty socket]

5000 grams of sugar

[long atlas]

not one bit

[long atlas]

our drinks in general

mtn daw has something like 77g of sugar per 20oz bottle or sum

[hasty socket]

In Europe I think we have different ingredients for you guys drinks

our Fanta is yellow instead of orange

[nova shore]

you sound a real hater of the american food, nothing good?

oh i love the aoidnsinf idnscipicdjn sauce

[long atlas]

no there’s good stuff i’m just picking the most outlandish sounding

[plush ivy]

is there a multiplayer server

[long atlas]

isn’t it just like orange juice carbonated

here it’s like imagine if an orange lollipop was a drink

[hasty socket]

idk but I think the problem is you guys version because our mountain dew is literally changed for legacy purposes with so much different formula

[long atlas]

i’ve had mexican coke (we call it mexican for some reason, it’s just coke but with actual cane sugar) and for the country that invented coke we suck at it

it’s because corn syrup is sooooo much cheaper than sugar by like a significant margin

land of the greed

[nova shore]

oh theres 2 version really, one just with normal sugar and the other made from stevia

is like sugar but more safe for consumption

[long atlas]

our chocolate sucks too we use literally anything to put in there

most chocolate companies use an ingredient that’s mainly a chemical that’s found in puke

white chocolate can’t be called chocolate, pringles are legally required to not call themselves a chip, and american cheese can’t be cheese

[nova shore]

well tbh is hard to get real chocolate nowdays, the max i can but is 43% pure cacao

[hasty socket]

you guys don't have kinder egg because they can be dangerous but have WEAPONS

[long atlas]

i know i’m still mad by that

i miss the hard chocolate shell

[nova shore]

bruh

[flint sundial]

Hi

[hasty socket]

Nobody died for them NOBODY

[nova shore]

what are we doing here instead of #🃏・off-topic

[long atlas]

this is general so we can really talk about anything here

[long atlas]

yo what up

[hasty socket]

Off topic is just for images

[flint sundial]

I dont know

[verbal bison]

Litterally

[verbal bison]

I want img perms in general.

I CANT EVEN SEND GIFS OR STICKERS

Thos r my love language

[sweet herald]

Hey we still have emojis!

(For now at least lol)

[verbal bison]

[stoic lagoon]

[visual blade]

[neat gull]

Wussup balatro general

[turbid snow]

Yp wsg

[neat gull]

I been quite alright, long productive day with family and now I’m probably boutta go home and do more planning for this event

[daring zodiac]

the bots are getting vaporized

[turbid snow]

Yeah bro i was js looking there

[sweet herald]

18 bans already is insane

But I guess for a server this size it’s only fair

[stoic lagoon]

[steel tangle]

oh god ceremonial dagger channel is horrifying

[obtuse snow]

78 notebook sketch reacts 😭

so fucking true

[steel tangle]

call of the void

[stoic lagoon]

[steel tangle]

tempted to sac my alt

[stoic lagoon]

[sweet herald]

you must resist

don’t give into temptation

the payoff won’t be worth it

[sweet herald]

[steel tangle]

double the sell value into mult though 🤤

bye bye chicot hello 20 mult

@hearty dock think about the mult

[sweet herald]

It’s such a temporary buff
Think about the long term play

[steel tangle]

who cares i just want ante 8

[sweet herald]

Smh not optimal

[rigid night]

Nobody told you this was "On a Knife's Edge"?

[azure lion]

how do i manually edit my save file?

i opened balatro in another pc and my whole collection got wiped

[rain anvil]

If I unlock all, am I still eligible for achievements on that profile

[long atlas]

click it once and the text there will say that you are ineligible

so no

[steel tangle]

this is the discord server, not the subreddit 😭

[long atlas]

some people can’t read, so i gotta make a little fun with em when they ask silly questions

[wary torrent]

we all know balatro player can't read

[long atlas]

true…

[wary torrent]

but can they spell?

#1479797753142841386

[wise mountain]

Fich

[sweet herald]

fih

[wise mountain]

Fa

Ish

[quasi olive]

Ayo #ceremonial-dagger lowkey kinda scary...

[sweet herald]

Daggers got 20 mult rn

At this rate we’ll be able to go endless in no time

[vital dirge]

yo wassup ive actually never sent a message here somehow

[fickle flicker]

Joker

[swift bane]

my dog js died

[fickle flicker]

RIP brochacho

[swift bane]

LOL

never formed an attachment

[fickle flicker]

Whats his name

[daring zodiac]

damn that's kinda evil

[vast forum]

so if you have 2 six sense

you don't get 2 spectral cards from 1 6