🎙・server-chat

[oblique isle]

John Caveson*

[wary torrent]

did you know?

the name "john" was invented by john john

when he tried to have 2 names at once

[strong prairie]

CEO of Sciere Apertunce

[reef knot]

hello

[oblique isle]

How were names invented tho

[reef knot]

im the spanish guy

[oblique isle]

Haihaihaihaihai

[reef knot]

xcd

hai

can you help me ?

i need to practice english

my own english

i wanna be a english teacherrrr

[wary torrent]

those were invented by john name

[flat forge]

Who would’ve THUNK

[opaque scroll]

Woah

[reef knot]

art thou americans? or art thou european?

[flat forge]

Ba dam tss

[reef knot]

xd

[wary torrent]

i'm a canadian

[reef knot]

oh

cool!

[scenic cliff]

Brazil

[reef knot]

im mexican

haha

[oblique isle]

But then how was the name John invented if John John couldn’t have 2 names at once if John name didn’t make names

[reef knot]

whats going on?

[wary torrent]

john isn't a name

names were invented after john john invented john

[oblique isle]

Cop out answer

[reef knot]

hey

do you know what is a phrasal verb?

:'v

[woeful condor]

biggest brain in all of history

get this being a nobel prize

[flat forge]

John Balatro thunkinton the first

[woeful condor]

🤔

[flat forge]

In red dead redemption instead of John marston it was John Balatro and all he did was play poker and had a son named Jack Balatro

[barren geyser]

Five Nights at Freddy's

Wait no wrong server

[buoyant mortar]

new bosses can be based on the greek alphabet. they're not words by themselves but they can be like, Zeta is for 'zenith', and the boss could be that cards 5 and under are disabled or smth

[humble grotto]

hai

[wary torrent]

no

[gloomy fog]

That sounds like absolute torture

I love it.

[south dock]

Delta.

[gloomy fog]

“Four cards in hand disabled”

[south dock]

[finite surge]

no, it's not. because, if I have music playing and also balatro running, and then I plug in headphones, only balatro won't have it's sound working

[white meteor]

any one want to run a 1v1 im new

ill help you get moded

dm me

[mellow crest]

Anyone has all achievements here?

[solemn elm]

Its a balatro mobile issue, its not to do with their device specifically.

audio just breaks

[solemn elm]

I do

[mellow crest]

How many hours do u have?

[solemn elm]

1000+, I got all achievements at 170

[mellow crest]

170? Thats not that many

Feel impossible to get golden sticker on every joker..

[strong prairie]

dang I'm pretty sure I had at least 200 hours or smth for all achievements

[mellow crest]

but i guess in end game, where u have so much gold, u can just reroll

[solemn elm]

I rushed C++ and i had basically no idle hours

[strong prairie]

Ah I see

yeah I was afking regularly with balatro so my 200+ hours is already just an estimate

[long atlas]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[urban flint]

Fuck

Dick

Dick

Dick

Dick

Dick

Dick

Dick

Bitch

[gloomy fog]

tf?

[solemn elm]

Relax

[worthy phoenix]

Bro speedrun ban?

[long atlas]

balatro server written by vivziepop

[ancient umbra]

how does one open a mod ticket?

[long atlas]

#mod-mail

[ancient umbra]

Thank you

[gloomy fog]

My guy really went

[tepid cliff]

Now way I found 3 ledgendary cards in a week

with no mods

I got yourik

W

[wary torrent]

yo, rick?

[tepid cliff]

I lost to pillar :c

[limpid cipher]

The plant NEEDS an indicator

[tepid cliff]

I HAVENT GOTTEN AN ARCANA PACK IN 4 ROUNDS

I NEED TO FEED MY BARON

[rain peak]

I had a dream about jimbo chasing me

very enlightening

[winged plover]

very in character

[gritty ravine]

what was that?

[tepid cliff]

scam server

[stoic lagoon]

Bite my shiny royal flush

[sharp cliff]

King of beers...

[stoic lagoon]

I love futurama

[tepid cliff]

Fr

[stoic lagoon]

I binge watched it all during one summer break back in 2016

[wise mountain]

Nice

Futurama was peak

[stoic lagoon]

So many quotable lines

+ =

[tepid cliff]

Does anyone else go into their joker collection to look at misprint so you can know what the next card is?

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

[long atlas]

sometimes but it’s usually for funzies because there’s really no use for it

imo

[tepid cliff]

I use it if I really need a certian type badly

[rigid night]

How does that even work?

[tepid cliff]

If you look at the last few numbers and letters when it glitches in its name, it will say the next card you will pull

for example

7S

7 of spades

11D

Ace of dimonds

or was it 12

i forgot

[rigid night]

JQK for faces?

[tepid cliff]

Yea prob

[stoic lagoon]

Dang, we really been bullying misprint all this time

[tepid cliff]

You didnt know that?

[gilded herald]

Helloo

[tepid cliff]

That is what I was reffering to at first

[stoic lagoon]

I thought you were talking about the unlockables

[tepid cliff]

no lol

[stoic lagoon]

Me just woke up

[tepid cliff]

I would post a picture but I dont have perms :c

of the misprint thing

[rigid night]

Use #🕹・game-discussion

[tepid cliff]

Showed it there

[rigid night]

So slow the game down?

[tepid cliff]

slowing game down doesnt change the speed it showes

you kinda just have to watch it

[tepid cliff]

Sometimes it says 10 or 11 for face cards

I think that is the only random part about that

BRO I GOT ANOTHER LEDGENDARY TODAY

I GOT TRIB

[winged plover]

you get a gold star

congrats

[stoic lagoon]

2 gold stars

[wary torrent]

3

[winged plover]

even better

[gloomy fog]

Balalalalala

[stoic lagoon]

Baymax type beat

[cunning hemlock]

Its so fucking hot here

Good for drying clothes bad for staying sweatless

[eternal shoal]

west side of US, i was sweating my balls off n it was 85°f td😭

i’m not built for summer

[wraith nexus]

Born to be a negative blueprint forced to be an eternal odd Todd 💔🤞

[cunning hemlock]

The ps3 is retro now..

So retro..

🙁

[stoic lagoon]

Playing console games without a subscription is officially a relic of the past now

[lyric leaf]

deadass cant wait to get a pc because of how horrendous console gaming is getting

[stoic lagoon]

I've been flash-modding some of my old consoles and turning them into computers

[warm jetty]

I like Balatro

[meager glade]

you are not the only person on the server that does

[stoic lagoon]

Mr. Balatro is a funny guy

[quaint silo]

[stoic lagoon]

There he is, Jimbo Balatro

Do a dance, eat this banan

[fair tangle]

Does anybody have some tips for black deck early antes?

[dense finch]

Finally won a balatro game

[stoic lagoon]

Absolute cinema

[candid kernel]

you need to get a reliable scoring joker as soon as possible

[dense finch]

I won another one using only high cards lol

[gloomy fog]

Highcardslop is especially easy with burning joker

[stoic lagoon]

Don't forget half joker, card sharp, and throwback, dusk for good measure

[woven acorn]

Hey so playing Balatro on Mobile and ran into a bug where I beat Verdant Leaf on Gold Stake on Ghost Deck and three of my jokers (Gift Card, Glass, and Ancient) were supposed to get a gold sticker. They did not get that sticker and instead retained their old stickers. Any idea how/why this happened so I can avoid whatever I did in the future?

Other jokers were photo, Chad, and negative blueprint. I sold scholar to disable the effect

[honest canopy]

Unfortunately it's a bug that sometimes pops up. It has been reported previously however

[gloomy fog]

I need someone to make Balatro in Minecraft

[woven acorn]

Bummer! I was really excited to have finished glass and gift card.

[honest canopy]

For example this sort of thing sadly - #1290315622605131869 message
Whether it will be fixed in 1.1 is hard to say 🙁

[gloomy fog]

When is 1.1?

“Soon™”?

[woven acorn]

I’m in the home stretch of C++ and it would have been about 10% of my remaining jokers. Good to know it has been reported, may as well add it to the chat for reporting sake.

[gloomy fog]

Actually, i have another forreals question, how can i get the sound effects from the game? I wanna make a custom balatro desktop on my laptop

[honest canopy]

Yeah good idea. And good luck on the grind too!

[woven acorn]

Thanks! I’m at 88% of Joker stickers using mostly ghost deck with a sprinkling of anaglyph

[compact fractal]

Ayyy your back!!

[compact fractal]

Frfr

[dense finch]

How do u get that card? I didnt use it

I used something else im not sure what

Actually yeah i am i have the ss

[dense finch]

Half joker and card sharp im pretty sure i used

I atleast know i used card sharp

[gloomy fog]

I’ve honestly got no clue, but i ended up ending the run early coz i wanted to keep unlocking stuff

FUCK the black deck man.

[dense finch]

Im stuck on yellow rn

[gloomy fog]

Yellow ain’t so bad, but those 3 hands are absolutely BRUTAL

[cunning hemlock]

Yellow is good

[sharp cliff]

yellow has become one of my favorite decks

[jaunty rose]

hi guys

[cunning hemlock]

Is december blue

And october orange

Would march be red?

[placid turret]

I Am A Worker

[obtuse snow]

aruani my hetgem

[stoic lagoon]

Who is B worker?

[placid turret]

you!

[stoic lagoon]

😎

[obtuse merlin]

WHO IS EXCITED FOR STEEL BALL RUN

[white brook]

i am

[oblique isle]

Maybe

[neon tiger]

Jojo stole my ball and ran

[obtuse merlin]

I went with the stardust crusaders to the jojolands and it was a golden experience

[neon tiger]

6 crusaders to challenge earth

[oblique isle]

Say that again.

[fathom copper]

https://youtu.be/gVkmR6tO_uY

irl balatro

[stoic lagoon]

You!

[eternal shoal]

why is roffle so goddamn rude to his chatters ik they dumb but yikes😭

[gloomy fog]

Engagement?

[eternal shoal]

being annoying js gonna push ppl always unless they crazy parasocial

away*

[long atlas]

if i had to deal with bullshit all stream id be rude too

[gloomy fog]

I mean, people still watch Piratesoftware…
¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tawny pasture]

imagine you had 1000 people watching you doing your job, and like 50 of them just want to tell you how youre doing it wrong for attention.

[long atlas]

plus doesn’t it piss you off when an amateur in a topic critiques you (who is obviously better in said topic)

[eternal shoal]

lmfaoo that’s valid

[gloomy fog]

Damn! Shots fired!

[long atlas]

i personally hate any form of criticism so if i was as popular as a streamer as roffle was i’d be like that too

plus it’s just funny to watch lol

[tawny pasture]

unfortunately people get caught in the crossfire sometimes, when a legit question gets asked, and you have years of people asking questions in bad faith, its hard to determine which are genuine or not. So sometimes you just gotta assume theyre all trolling since thats what 99% are doing

[long atlas]

i should go into balatro streaming…

[tawny pasture]

do it

[long atlas]

ugh we’ll see

[proven dune]

i should too. danm

but i wont be very intersting to watch lol

[long atlas]

murph we should 1v1 as my first trust

[tawny pasture]

youd win

i dont enjoy mp

[long atlas]

really

i don’t have the experience you do lol

[tawny pasture]

ill play it with my friends from time to time but thats more of me just wanting to chat with my buds than play mp. MP is a means to an end

[long atlas]

that makes sense

i can respect that

alright so how would we set up recording software

[eternal shoal]

my friends bully me for playing this game😭

i been tryna get them on this forever

[long atlas]

get new friends

[tawny pasture]

sounds like rude friends

[eternal shoal]

they chill we be makin fun of each other all the time lmao

[long atlas]

wait i need yalls opinion

[compact stump]

mhm

[long atlas]

is cherry or grape artificial flavor better

hot debate in the friend group

[compact stump]

Does vape counts

[long atlas]

i say grape personally

[long atlas]

no (twin don’t destroy your lungs)

[compact stump]

doesnt get more artificial than that

[long atlas]

let’s say

hmm

[eternal shoal]

got me a cali cherry rn

[long atlas]

jolly ranchers

[eternal shoal]

u already know

[compact stump]

never tried

[long atlas]

what.

[compact stump]

type shi

[compact stump]

dont got of those in spain

[long atlas]

i thought they were a european thing too though

[compact stump]

not spanish at least

closest thing we got is a costco in here lol

and u gotta pay for getting in

[long atlas]

same here

[eternal shoal]

costcos are so tuff

[long atlas]

i think costcos just like that

personally not a fan

[eternal shoal]

if u go often it’s worth the membership lowk pricey tho

and if you buy a lot of shit in bulk for some reason

[long atlas]

well it’s also like industrial sized food

and in an apartment with 2 a gallon of mustard is not necessary

[lusty canopy]

Cherry

[eternal shoal]

lmaoo this is true

[placid turret]

hi

jim time

bye

[long atlas]

hi garlic salt

[olive tapir]

Hello

[long atlas]

bye garlic salt

[earnest basin]

for a second i thought ur pfp was the death tarot card but balck adn white

black

[long atlas]

it’s almost like it is

[earnest basin]

wait it is?

i thought death was some guy painting a flower

[long atlas]

it’s the rider-weite tarot deck

nope a skeleton on a horse

[long atlas]

thank you daisy

finally

[sweet herald]

no problem 👍

20 minutes passed and yall didn’t catch that
For shame

[long atlas]

did you see balatroze did balatro irl

[sweet herald]

I did yeah, he did a really good job!

[long atlas]

ban em all

i was really impressed by it, yours looks higher quality (i’m watching next stream)

gen impressed by this community’s creativity

[sweet herald]

I won’t make it a competition, but he had some really innovative ideas and I thought some things like what he did with the booster packs was cool as fuck

I wish I could do my booster packs like he did

[long atlas]

paint some envelopes

boom

[marsh stratus]

Hello gentlepeople

[sweet herald]

If only
It would make an already slow process so much slower is the thing

Running through an Ante on my version of the game is uh
slow

But yeah I’m very impressed with Roze, also now I feel better because someone knows my pain of mass-processing cards and game pieces lmao

[long atlas]

yeah that must have sucked

printer running overtime with this one 🗣️

[sweet herald]

Dude literally though

[long atlas]

i put all the jokers and tarots and whatnot into a page out of curiosity

2 hours.

idk if my my printer is old as hell and that’s why it’s so slow

but like 2 hours for a slightly larger than normal sheet of paper

drained my ink too

[sweet herald]

Oh my gosh don’t ask me how much money I spent on printer ink

[long atlas]

plus i still need to cut them out

[sweet herald]

I’d recommend the guillotine
Fantastic piece of hardware

[long atlas]

ink is like the most expensive liquid by gallon by a pretty wide margin it’s insane

[sweet herald]

That’s why I took my playing cards to a print shop
It would cost me thousands in ink alone if I printed them all at home so I had that shit done at a staples

[long atlas]

you did it the smart way

now i need to buy ink 🥹

[sweet herald]

Yayyyyy have fun with that 😅

[long atlas]

i should adopt an octopus with how much i use the printer

[sweet herald]

I wonder if that’s how fish do printing

Octoprinters

Ofishial fish business

[long atlas]

the probably hire octoprinters at the offish

[sweet herald]

Real

I feel bad for Roze now too because

1. People are flooding his comments about trying to sell what he made, I had the same thing happen to me and I can’t even begin to explain how illegal that is

2. People in his comments are telling him I already did that and I’m just like “He knows but also please leave him alone and let him have fun 😢”

I’m not the first person to do this nor will I be the last but some folks are viewing it from a competitive perspective and like
That ain’t what this is at all

[long atlas]

oh no two people had similar ideas (which have been done before)

they are DEFINITELY rivals now

like no let people have fun it’s a card game

[sweet herald]

Literally

Nope it’s official me and Roze are at full on war /j

[stoic lagoon]

Loser of the war has to do 10 pushups

[sweet herald]

LOL

[gusty sail]

didn't know balatro had a discord lol

[scenic cliff]

I know this is serious but seeing the
1.
2.
Made me instantly recall a certain joke in the server

[tawny pasture]

yall dont remember the OG Spheal doing the IRL balatro game back at launch

[sweet herald]

Was that the video where that guy essentially reprogrammed Balatro in Excel?

That video is also excel-ent

[tawny pasture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcRQ-nvQGcI

[sweet herald]

YEAH I SAW THAT

Cool as heck

[tawny pasture]

Speal the goat

i remember watching a couple of their streams playing

its cool seeing people trying to chase the IRL balatro dragon.

[sweet herald]

My original motivation to do it was literally just to make it exist and have as a collectors item of sorts
But when I started streaming the process and playing it I found I enjoyed that WAY more

[wary torrent]

-# ice toll: the unoffishial seaquel

[neat gull]

🐟

[wary torrent]

-# this colour originally had 2 different names because nobody knew what to call it

-# being the opposite of the colour "fish", the names were "sea" and "bait".

-# and if you look closely you might notice something a little

Advanced

-# about these names

-# SEA B A it

[sweet herald]

[twilit shoal]

hi guys

[sweet herald]

Hellooooo

[keen hazel]

Walkie talkie ❤️

[crude relic]

[south arrow]

[agile plover]

hey guys

[limpid tree]

balatroing it

[light pilot]

when is the best game of the entire history getting updated?

[fossil basin]

Why are you shrimp in name

[gloomy wedge]

do yall think luchador is related to chicot in some way

[wary torrent]

long story

[fossil basin]

I got time

[slim junco]

what’s the best way to complete orange stake!

?

it’s genuinely been taunting me days now

i keep losing on ante 6-8

[wary torrent]

ahem

Let's go back sixty million year-

no ok actually

[fossil basin]

Chips Joker Flat Mult Joker X Mult Joker, keep value high with two other jokers and always stay above 25 bucks, don’t be afraid to take perishables

[wary torrent]

so there was this #1155557846805643434 post right

called "the srimp suggestions"

and

via some moderator shenanigans it got deleted

[fossil basin]

That’s a shame

I was in there

For obvious reasons

[slim junco]

i’ve been playing pairs and two pairs but they lowkey been failing me

[wary torrent]

one of the main things that sparked it getting deleted was

well

my ban

that lasted like 2 days

there was a whole riot with a bunch of sheetlings

[fossil basin]

Small hands work better with consistent jokers and blue seals, focus on larger hands at first, and work towards suites that have already been debuffed

[wary torrent]

some mods made some questionable decisions

[fossil basin]

All this over shrimp suggestions?

[wary torrent]

the whole "this server represents localthunk and the members of playstack and NOT the actual community" thing

uhhh

lemme see if some other people can fill in some other details i missed

[fossil basin]

What

[wary torrent]

after everything, the 🎷🦐 emoji combo and the letters C B and A are now symbols of rebellion

you can see it in the description of the new sheet suggestions

[fossil basin]

That’s really stupid

[wary torrent]

-# which part of it

[fossil basin]

Most of it

Hell, all of it

[wary torrent]

i did describe it as shenanigans

[fossil basin]

Well it’s weirdly low stakes

[balmy horizon]

oh what why cant i send images here

[wary torrent]

well it did result in a few "perma" bans

and one actual permaban

[balmy horizon]

last year this was where i went to show pics of my run when #🕹・game-discussion was being weird

[worldly canyon]

I'm playing poker while holding my gf's hand

And it just gave me +13 mult wtf

[tepid cliff]

Guys how tf do people get good runs all the time

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🚇

[tepid cliff]

Ive been playing for a long ass time today and yesterday and i havent even got past ante 8

[worldly canyon]

Try a lot of di stratsfferent

Different strats*

[tepid cliff]

and of fucking course i get a good card on right after round one that is impossible to afford

[tepid cliff]

ive been doing that

[worldly canyon]

Try using a lot of different decks and different stakes and learn from using different jokers and different strats

[tepid cliff]

I have been doing that

[worldly canyon]

Have you done a golden stake run

[tepid cliff]

no

[worldly canyon]

Have you done white stake on every deck

[tepid cliff]

my highest stake i am able to do is orange stake on checkered deck

and i have like 40 hours on that deck alone

[worldly canyon]

What about other decks

Cuz that tells me you just keep doing flush strats

[tepid cliff]

im trying to get higher on plazma deck

and ive already put 10 hours in that and im only at the second stake

like i am constantly getting horrible jokers and/or horrible luck

[worldly canyon]

Think about plasma deck and how you can use the balance mechanic to give you goof hands

[tepid cliff]

I have been 😭

I have been trying to get ungodly amounts of chips or mult

but i keep getting bullcrap cards

and barely any arcana packs

[worldly canyon]

You're most likely just not that great

What about planets

[tepid cliff]

what about them

[worldly canyon]

What about like any +chips or mult jokers

[cunning hemlock]

Ur mom

[worldly canyon]

Use them to get through the first couple antes

[cunning hemlock]

Is a +mult joker

[tepid cliff]

I do whatever is the best based off my deck and setup

[worldly canyon]

Then how come you keep on losing

[tepid cliff]

I cant find any good shit

I havent found a good multiplicitive card in at least 15 runs

I havent found a good chip card in a lot as well

[worldly canyon]

They're barely any bad shit in balatro. Use a shit +mult joker at the start and find a better one later

Like what do you consider bad cards?

[tepid cliff]

The ones that require a specific hand besides the rare ones

Same with the ones that require a specific suit

[worldly canyon]

The specific suit one are good for early game

[tepid cliff]

I know I typically get them early game but when I cant find anything better it doesn't matter

[worldly canyon]

Use one to get to ante 2 easy and youll most likely get something better in that time

[tepid cliff]

I am at ante 3 right now and all i have is 2 bulls

[worldly canyon]

These one's arent that bad either if they can get you through antes

[tepid cliff]

I have found NO mult cards besides popcorn right now

[worldly canyon]

The joker?

[tepid cliff]

only until like ante 5

[tepid cliff]

yea

[worldly canyon]

Then use popcorn

[tepid cliff]

I am

[worldly canyon]

You could prob carry with the 2 bulls by saving up some money and maybe using a heirophant or tower to get you through the antes

[tepid cliff]

yea let me just summon those

[worldly canyon]

Those are fairly common

[tepid cliff]

wow anouther round and another batch of crap jokers

I got wee joker and drunkard

[worldly canyon]

Dude

[void bison]

Dude

[worldly canyon]

Wee joker is like

[void bison]

Wee

[worldly canyon]

Gold in plasma

[tepid cliff]

Wdym???

I have to play a 2 and it only gains a tiny bit of chips

[worldly canyon]

Play a bunch of twos, get like 50+ chips in plasma

[void bison]

dude it scales with retriggers too

[tepid cliff]

I only have 4 twos out of 52 cards

[void bison]

Then find deaths

And hung men

[worldly canyon]

Then discard for them

[tepid cliff]

Lets see what happens then

[worldly canyon]

Speaking from experience, those are hard to find

[tepid cliff]

no 2s

im fucked

[void bison]

Yeah I called it

[tepid cliff]

ok i barely won

[worldly canyon]

You have two bulls dont u?

[obtuse snow]

yeah

[tepid cliff]

yea

Wow i got jimbo

so helpful

[void bison]

Unironically good with the chips if you arent full

[worldly canyon]

then keep going

[tepid cliff]

ok why tf do i get blueprint now]

and never before

BRO

AND NOW I GOT BARRON

[worldly canyon]

Because rare means its not that common

[tepid cliff]

I know

But they are good cards

[worldly canyon]

You dont need it at all

[tepid cliff]

Im just saying that because i am getting good cards only now for some reason

[worldly canyon]

Just keep playing twos with wee joker and you'll easily beat it

[void bison]

Baron being good is a stretch

[tepid cliff]

wdym i love barron

[worldly canyon]

Baron isn't even that good. It takes too long to set up and its only good for ante 8+

[void bison]

Its a bit long winded for what a driver's license can do for ante 8

[tepid cliff]

Well 99% of times i cant find drivers license

[void bison]

They're the same odds

[tepid cliff]

Idk i can get it going at ante 7

[tepid cliff]

I have found barron way more than drivers

im just unlucky

[void bison]

You cant use anecdotal evidence for one side when the probabilities are equal

[worldly canyon]

99% of the time you'll get hologram, constellation, card sharp and so many other Xmult jokers

[tepid cliff]

or oddly lucked

[void bison]

They're both 1/400 per slot

[stoic lagoon]

I dunno, by the time I get Baron at ante 4, I've got a decent amount of steel kings

Maybe my RNG just different

[void bison]

What's your highest stake

[worldly canyon]

Do you prepare that before actually getting baron?

[stoic lagoon]

I am no longer qualified for this conversation

[void bison]

!!

[stoic lagoon]

Usually, no, but sometimes it just happens to line up

[stoic lagoon]

What's the 4th stake?

[tepid cliff]

btw

[void bison]

Black or blue

Do you count white stake as a stake

[tepid cliff]

since i have got wee joker i have only found one arcana pack

[worldly canyon]

Why would you go for steel kings without baron?

[stoic lagoon]

Because I'm a special individual

[worldly canyon]

This is the balatro discord. Everyone here has ADHD

[stoic lagoon]

And to me, kings always seem like steel cards. Queens are gold, and jokers are glass

[void bison]

You mean jacks

[worldly canyon]

You mean jacks?

thats what im sayin

[stoic lagoon]

I just woke up

[void bison]

Owe me a coke

[worldly canyon]

Jinx!

No i said it first

[stoic lagoon]

Make me take both of you to dinner

[void bison]

Bandit who said it first

[worldly canyon]

Then keep going and get more arcana packs

[void bison]

We have client-side privilege so we see ourselves first

[stoic lagoon]

You both terally popped up at the same time, but the discord chat says Salsa is on top

[worldly canyon]

What kind of salsa are you

[void bison]

Mother 3

[worldly canyon]

No i said jinx first

[worldly canyon]

And what kind of salsa is he

[void bison]

Monkey

[tepid cliff]

I try but im finding so little arcana packs that i cant build my deck

[stoic lagoon]

Well, that is true, you did say jinx first

[worldly canyon]

Nooooo the monkey :(

[void bison]

Check spectral and standards

Goodnight yall going to bed

[worldly canyon]

Youll find them. Just keep playing

[stoic lagoon]

Nini, mother 3 monke

[worldly canyon]

You dont need something great in every shop. You just need to get through the stakes

Antes*

[worldly canyon]

Gn bro

[tepid cliff]

yea so i only found 3 arcana packs in total since wee joker and i am at ante 8 and i am barely skimming by

[cunning hemlock]

My chinese heritage blood is coursing through my veins rn and i want a jade ring

[worldly canyon]

But youre at ante 8

Wait by barely skimming

Wdym

[tepid cliff]

Cant find any 2s

cant find any arcana packs

or useful cards from arcana packs

so i lost

is madness + polychrome worth it?

nvm i cant afford him

[worldly canyon]

Skill issue

[tepid cliff]

no its a luck issue

bro how do i get so lucky but so unlucky

I got chicot

[compact stump]

ante 1, yeah

[tepid cliff]

I did find him at ante 1 but i couldnt afford him

[acoustic cradle]

Chicot is acceptable

[tepid cliff]

not really

i wouldve rather had any of the other ones

[acoustic cradle]

Well, it saved me from the plant, then I sold it

[acoustic cradle]

Canio is peak

[tepid cliff]

FR

[acoustic cradle]

although I think the best ones are Perkeo and Triboulet

I don't know how to spell it

[acoustic cradle]

X58 multi

Canio saved me many times

[tepid cliff]

I actually dont have him unlocked yet

but ive seen him a lot of times in runs

[acoustic cradle]

It's decent, I'd put it on the same level as Yorik

[tepid cliff]

every ledgendary I have got I have only gotten chicot yorick or triboulet

[grave socket]

3rd gold stake win on checkered, carried by stuntman, dagger + temp egg, holo

[acoustic cradle]

Does anyone use Seance?

I've never seen it in any run

[wispy knot]

How many white monster energy drinks does it take to improve my odds on a good run

[cunning hemlock]

50

[gusty hearth]

atleast 25

[gusty hearth]

you could conquer the world with ts

[wispy knot]

I have 12 left in my mini fridge

Will that do?

[cunning hemlock]

Do u hve hertbur???

Take prosac..

If u wnn grill but hertburn? Prosc

[gloomy fog]

Just make sure not to let your jokers get disabled

[cunning hemlock]

I showed u my wee joker

Plz respnd

[normal spruce]

INVINCIBLE TODAY

[elder harbor]

One piece clears that slop

[ancient tendon]

i have methods to help with heartburn.

[gusty hearth]

just put heart in fridge

[ancient tendon]

and medications so far beyond prozac they have not been released to the public. the pharmacies wont take them but i know what i have

[ancient tendon]

interesting theorry,......

[gusty hearth]

oh wow.

[ancient tendon]

you might be on to something incredible

[gusty hearth]

1:40 am on a school night

im genuenlu fried

forgot speling

[ancient tendon]

not ideal

try to run around in alot of little circles until you get so tired you collapse on the spot

thats certified scientist method #87

it works on rats and mice.

[stoic lagoon]

Also me, hello science man

[ancient tendon]

hello gas mask man

[stoic lagoon]

How goes the science stuff?

[ancient tendon]

it goes well i am getting a new rodent shipment in next week

i am looking to invent a disease this time. THEN a medication to cure it

[stoic lagoon]

Not dabbling with the plagues again, are we?

[ancient tendon]

hm....

i regret sharing my plans........

[stoic lagoon]

I'll order my filters in bulk..

[unkempt pulsar]

@bright ether hi

[tall plume]

hello balatrocord

[meager glade]

hi

[steel oyster]

yo

[twin adder]

update yesterday

[lethal bramble]

Hello, I think the question has been thought a thousand times but we know roughly when the update will be released or what percentage is the creator?

Thanks !

[stoic lagoon]

The creator is ???%, but I'm not sure. Let me ask the council

Any council members here? Anyone?

Right, so about 67%

[vivid island]

#📢・announcements message

[cunning hemlock]

Thix theven

Thix theven

[stoic lagoon]

How about I hit myself with a hammer 67 times

[lethal bramble]

Thank u !

[thick lion]

hahahah!!!11 ahahahaha!!!!!

[stoic lagoon]

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. Because I owe Chicot my soul.

[stiff moat]

my back hurts Atheists are now BIOENGINEERING HOMOSEXUAL ANTS to make the bite good Christians and make them gay.

I am ok if people are born gay, that’s cool, but to DELIBERATELY create chemtrail ants to MAKE people gay without any type of consent is NOT OK!!!

#SayNoToNonConsensualGayAnts

[nova shore]

what

[slow rune]

So I've been enjoying to game, and I kinda want to simply get passed that ante 12 thing to have it unlocked. (i've done it once by a fluke on mobile but obviously it doesn't carry over).

I was wondering if there's anybody who is willing to coach me through a run just to get this unlocked once?

[wispy knot]

Will I download and play monster hunter rise on my ps4 OR down a monster, take my multivitamins, and play my gambling rougelite or rougelike game (honestly don't know which it would be categorized as)

[flint copper]

They should start counterbioengineering ants to make good atheists straight to cancel it out

[frail ibex]

Hello

Do you want to solo multi

[cunning hemlock]

Ur

[wispy knot]

Fred durst jumpscare

Nvm, cant use stickers

But once I am, be prepared for fred durst

[strong gazelle]

cant wait for tmrw

hopefully the game goes under $5

i really want to buy this and inscryption

but for inscryption i can buy the bundle for $8 and refund the other 2 games

and i alr have cloverpit

when it was $8

does anyone have other game suggestions for wut to buy

[warm vault]

Spire 2

[glass wharf]

Outer wilds

[abstract furnace]

sbr tomorrow

[junior mango]

if you buy a game in a bundle you refund every game in the bundle not a single game itself

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐾

[split wyvern]

Hey all Deku here

[limber cloak]

hey all scot here

[split wyvern]

Scott*

Not to be a grammar Nazi but

[wise mountain]

Boom

[ionic hinge]

Cheeseburger

[formal edge]

Hello.

[rigid night]

🅱️alala

[fallen pollen]

sbr officially releases in 14 hours 14 minutes

[paper narwhal]

Tips for pozo black ?

[deep saddle]

prayer

[paper narwhal]

Ok

[foggy snow]

should i buy clearance sale or bootstraps?

[opaque scroll]

Super brothers race 😀

What’s sbr

[strong prairie]

Wait seriously? I didn't know a new season of Jojo's was coming out

[ornate quest]

happy birthday zun

[fallen pollen]

steel ball run 😭

[fallen pollen]

yes part 7 is coming out

in 13 hours 20 minutes

7am gmt

idk what it is for est

or wherever you guys are from

[strong prairie]

That's sick. Do you know if it's gonna be the whole season at once or a week-by-week thing?

[fallen pollen]

its gonna be weekly

but the first episode is about 47-48 minutes long

[strong prairie]

bet

[fallen pollen]

im lowkey still on part 4

but im 5 episodes away from finishing it

[dark nacelle]

[acoustic cradle]

[obtuse snow]

wait how do u kniw

[fallen pollen]

well thats what im assuming

there would be a new episode weekly

every thursday

[wise mountain]

Jimbo

[strong prairie]

For the previous season stone ocean Netflix dropped it in segments though. And since it's being released by netflix again...

[obtuse snow]

i dont like batches, not just bc it kills discussion but bc the hiatuses inbetween are so long

it reminds me of steven universe's awful awful release schedule

[fallen pollen]

true

HOPEFULLY they dont drop it in segments

even though it is netflix

[fervent wraith]

wheee

[glass ginkgo]

Saquen baltro 2 :v

[sweet herald]

Good timezone gamers

How’s everyone doing today

[midnight ledge]

Bad

[midnight ledge]

No problem ty

Did u have a bad day?

[opaque scroll]

Fuck you!

[signal surge]

Albert

[inner canyon]

hi

[sweet herald]

Albert

[signal surge]

🎾

[void bison]

Missionary

[worldly canyon]

Fuck you!

[glad oriole]

Intercourse Thou!

[wary torrent]

Kwas!

[stable fox]

holy random 😭

[opaque scroll]

Muffin

dude. Fuck. YOU!!!!

[robust iris]

Hey guys what are easiest gold stakes? I started playing a few days ago and have done checkered, abandoned, and yellow

ive gotten really close with plasma, but its lowkey infuriating feels like its so much RNG vs skill

[stiff moat]

Technically erratic

[neon wren]

ya. plasma is either really easy (early castle, coast to win) or really tricky

[stiff moat]

because you can technically get an all 10 of spades seed

plasma, bull and econ jokers

[robust iris]

erratic seems hella rng though 😢

[neon wren]

just reroll 10x til you see 10 of a rank. easy 3 or 4oak win

plasma you need to play a few antes to find out if you'll have a chance

other decks the point where you're not gaining score fast enough is way earlier

[opaque scroll]

Hey man, FUCK YOU

dude, how could you

FUCK YOU!!!!!

Yeah

Wait

FUCK YOU

I hope you DIE at the class

fuck you!!!

[gloomy fog]

Kiss already dammit

[sweet herald]

Bro said “:3”

[weary rover]

Photochud behavior

[near ibex]

[glad oriole]

:3

[sweet herald]

:3

[glad oriole]

moew

[stoic lagoon]

I'm already exhausted at work

They changed the schedules while I was asleep so I was late for the first time in my life. (Eh.)

Now I'm the only mf here to clean up the site, again, while it's hot and humid as balls and I can't see anything

[sweet herald]

Okay they can’t make that your fault for being late if they changed it while you were asleep that’s a bit ridiculous on their end

Their failure to plan is what it sounds like

[stoic lagoon]

Even if they tried, I told them to bite me because I need caffeine first. So I was a grand total of about 45 minutes late

Boutta make me hit a Tony Hawk Pro Skater on their ahh

[tepid cliff]

Is there such thing as scaling coins?

[severe stratus]

do seeds work normaly if you moded the game

wdym

[dense finch]

He meant why wouldn't it

[wary torrent]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[gloomy fog]

Yes. The only way they change is if you add jokers

[vestal stag]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/WJLa1hbJKg

I wonder if this person is legit or just a troll

Their account is less than a month old and this is their only post

[gloomy fog]

I’d check, but i think Reddit has my device blocked

That or it knows i have a vpn on

[agile pawn]

it's because of your vpn

[gloomy fog]

Damn Facists.

[hearty mantle]

Hi

[limpid tree]

c++!

[cosmic vapor]

Is bro celebrating a programming language

[peak solar]

Completionist++, which is this game's 100% Completion (All Decks Gold Stake, All Jokers Gold Stake, All Challenges Completed, all other achievements done)

[void frigate]

Balatro

[eternal orchid]

yoo new channel

[nova shore]

😭

[glass kite]

[signal surge]

Albert

Sale albert

[stoic lagoon]

Alberto

[strong prairie]

Yo we finally got a honeypot channel? Good stuff

[solemn elm]

thank god

[hot vortex]

Why are you banned

[gloomy fog]

It’s my vpn

They don’t like that i’m not letting them harvest my location data

[stoic lagoon]

Bro said H*ck on reddit

Maybe even D*rn

[signal surge]

No

Albert

[sharp compass]

When are we getting completionist+++

Or even better
||Completionist-||

[stoic lagoon]

Speedrun+

Finish in one round, one hand

[warm vault]

Lose with every joker lol

[sharp cliff]

we have a honeypot now

cool

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1484132516930519141

who is gonna say first

[opaque bridge]

chat im new but i like 100%ing things and ive looked at balatros achievements, most of its alright except the last one

i dread it

but luckily im far from it for now

tho i do not look foward to it

[long atlas]

it’s a lot, but the best advice i’d give is pace yourself

you don’t wanna burn out of gold stake

[opaque bridge]

i need to actually get to gold stake first

i love the game so far but i still kinda suck

luckily i gotta friend who has 200hrs on the game so i can go to him for help if i need it

[sharp compass]

I'm gonna do it

Wait no I can't send images

I don't understand how honeypots work

Why should we not message in them and why is it funny

[sharp compass]

Me too

[sharp cliff]

uh

just try messaging in it ✅

[sharp compass]

Furthest I got to so far was orange stake on le checkered deck

I don't want to keep going until the blue stake rework comes out

[sharp compass]

ok

what have you done

[oblique isle]

He’s dead now

You got him BANNED

[sharp cliff]

NOOOOO

[opaque bridge]

dev is reworking blue stake?

[sharp compass]

Yes

[oblique isle]

Oh he’s alive

[sharp compass]

Oh wait I shouldn't reply I'm banned

Imagine of localthunk just messaged in the honeypot

[opaque bridge]

wwhats blue stake do i actually havent gotten to it yet

[sharp compass]

-1 discard

As simple as it sounds it's actually really bad

Because it encourages low hand like pairs

[opaque bridge]

yeah no that sounds bad

what is the rework gonna be

[sharp compass]

we don't know

[opaque bridge]

lets just hope it isnt worse

[fallen pollen]

i watched the new sbr episode 🥹🥹

[ornate quest]

what is honeypot for

oh wait i didn't read

[glad oriole]

bots

[gloomy fog]

High Card>pair

[ornate quest]

a joker build for (specific hand) > everyone's opinions

[glad oriole]

the doc disagrees with you

so therefore you are wrong

[warm vault]

On what metric that’s what it depends on

[sharp cliff]

i will give one doll|| h||a||i||r to whoever messages in honeypot

[ornate quest]

imagine if they add ''send a message in #ceremonial-dagger'' in server guide

[long atlas]

well i got banned where’s my money

*dollhairs

[oblique scarab]

Ben is that you?

[oblique scarab]

Oh balatro irl?

Your tag I mean

Goodluck!

[fervent haven]

Did you see the new update leaks

[ornate depot]

no?

[sweet herald]

Wait which tag lol

[dense finch]

Where do i see this at

[obtuse snow]

domain expansion

[dense finch]

Idk what that is

[rigid night]

Petition to name #ceremonial-dagger #noneinf

[sweet herald]

The fact that the first three reactions to the honeypot are pregnant men really tells something about the community LMAO

[errant mason]

#ceremonial-dagger speaking to me like the green goblin mask

If I get banned know that it succeeded

[junior cobalt]

it's in the suggested tab to me 😭

[rigid night]

This is the most chaotic community I've ever been part of and I love it

[rigid night]

Same

[glad oriole]

that we're all pregnant

[sweet herald]

Facts

[rigid night]

I thought we were all trysexual

/s

[glad oriole]

true true

[opaque scroll]

Yes

[glad oriole]

👀

[opaque scroll]

I think we should all send messages in #ceremonial-dagger #true

[glad oriole]

yyeah! you first though....

[opaque scroll]

Last person to send a message in honeypot is gay

Wait

Opposite

[glad oriole]

im so gay

[opaque scroll]

Last person to type in honeypot likes THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!!!

[random grove]

Have u guys played ball x pit

Heard its addicting like balatro

[glad oriole]

noooo

[random grove]

Type in honey pot u wont

[glad oriole]

alright i typed "meow" in honeypot

(didnt send it though :3)

[rigid night]

I'm pan, so that's fine

[opaque scroll]

damnit….

[rigid night]

Absolute Jimbo

[glad oriole]

#🃏・off-topic 👀

[random grove]

When 1.1

[prisma idol]

1.1 tomorrow 🗣️

[rigid night]

The true 1.1 is the friends we made along the way

[wary torrent]

POKE ALL TOADS TOMORROW

[scenic cliff]

The goat

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 📚

[sweet herald]

What do the books mean

I’m scare

I wonder how many real people so far got banned from honeypot

[glass tiger]

balatro

[scenic cliff]

Don quixote

[glass tiger]

dante

[long atlas]

jandom

[torpid cedar]

chang wrld.. fnal msg.. goodby

[vital totem]

[sweet herald]

daisy

[stoic lagoon]

Bandit

[obtuse snow]

@vague night r u insane

[obtuse snow]

daisy rainlight are u single

[vague night]

The channel said suggested 🥺

[obtuse snow]

ur gonna get banned you moron

[vague night]

Maybe the real spam bots were the friends we made along the way

[obtuse snow]

,,true

[wise mountain]

B

[stoic lagoon]

F

[wise mountain]

G

[stoic lagoon]

HIJKLMNOP

[wise mountain]

Qrstog

[sweet herald]

I am

[stoic lagoon]

I don't wanna go to work, it too early :(

[wise mountain]

Who does

[wise mountain]

I feel ya

[stoic lagoon]

Hot sauce taste testers do

[wise mountain]

Dream job

[stoic lagoon]

Just imagine tasting hot sauce all day

[wise mountain]

It be great

[stoic lagoon]

Deadass, my dream job at a kid was working on Avery Island for Tobasco

[wise mountain]

Way better then building fences

[wise mountain]

YOU got dreams

Kool

Got mine crashed

[stoic lagoon]

We can get them back up and running

[wise mountain]

Maybe

Banana

[stoic lagoon]

Sometimes ya just need a little help to rotat e

[wise mountain]

Spin

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

[wise mountain]

[sweet herald]

Eepyy

[rigid night]

Eep.....

[lethal kelp]

My city had a blizzard over the weekend; 28 inches in 40 hours

My dad and I JUST got done shoveling after doing so off and on since Sunday

I’m dead

[amber rune]

Thats like twice my height

[rigid night]

You're 1'2"?

[gusty flame]

hi

[wise mountain]

Bnuy

[wise mountain]

Bnuy

[gusty flame]

ello

[ornate depot]

rabbit moment

[gusty flame]

boing

[glad oriole]

nyan

[sweet herald]

*spider noises*

[glad oriole]

mew :3

[stoic lagoon]

exploshun

[scenic cliff]

tick-tock

[gusty flame]

kill it now

[sweet herald]

noooooooo

please I’m one of the good ones I promise

[opaque scroll]

no they eat other bugs and shit dude why would we kill it

[glad oriole]

spiders are cool

:3

[gusty flame]

severe arachnophobia moment

[slim junco]

im with misty ngl...

[opaque scroll]

Like from pokemon??

oh wait

That one

What are y’all doing?

[slim junco]

lol.... yeah 😛

[opaque scroll]

Well that’s cool

[fickle flicker]

Joker

[glad oriole]

yeah

[fickle flicker]

Plenty of those

[glad oriole]

im the jokerest

[fickle flicker]

Im playing balatro on my vr on shrooms

Its so fun

[fickle flicker]

All of em?

[glad oriole]

peoble jus be playing everything on vr

[glad oriole]

no im just the most joker joker of them all

[fickle flicker]

I can have rainbet on the side and make dinner at the same time

[opaque scroll]

Do I go against my morals and burn my dad an Ai band cd or do I say no

[fickle flicker]

How joker are you

[glad oriole]

the jokerest

[fickle flicker]

Respect

[fickle flicker]

Yes

[glad oriole]

no