🎙・server-chat

[flint copper]

Yall can call me enby or nonbinaryperson if you want :P

Why did I open this app to infighting

[modern helm]

i'm just stating my side of the matter

anyway before this gets turned on me for some reason as it seems to be going already 🙄 when we get married we're having a private ceremony where she wears the dress

[solemn elm]

being passive aggressive helps nobody

[brittle oasis]

has anyone pinged mods

[flint copper]

Why?

[modern helm]

ANYWAY since i'm obviously trying to move on

[brittle oasis]

idk i come here it seems hostile

but nvm

[solemn elm]

😭 alright twin

[modern helm]

when my girlfriend and I get married she's going to wear the dress and have makeup on and everything regardless of what physical body she's in

[solemn elm]

omg hi skinky

u should play dice a million

[flint copper]

Hai also

:33

[modern helm]

mind you she agreed to this

i love her so much bro

but she wants me to pay off all my debts first which is totally fair :>

[brittle oasis]

Whats its about

1 million beers

driving in my car

right after a beer

[solemn elm]

roguelike with dice, it's awesome

i enjoyed the demo a lot

[modern helm]

hey that bump looks like a deer

[brittle oasis]

I will add it to my play list and play the demo

[modern helm]

or a person, idk

[long atlas]

have yall seen the rogue like that’s based on chess

the demos out on steam

i don’t remember what it’s called but it is very similar to bala

[winged thistle]

Yh looks interesting

[modern helm]

oh i know what you're talking about

lemme go find it rq

i did not find it

[winged thistle]

Hollup I got this

[modern helm]

but i found a game about selling schwarma and various other food items

TheHashBrown got this

it might be very oily when we get it but at least we got it

[fiery flower]

really

[raven ice]

i have not

migration

[winged thistle]

Gambonanza

[raven ice]

yo

[long atlas]

that’s it

[raven ice]

omg

[long atlas]

gambonanza

[fiery flower]

I had an idea a while ago for roguelike chess but I'm not a developer so that's awesome

[modern helm]

HI shay

[raven ice]

i forgot about the one fps chess game

[long atlas]

what about reverse chess

[raven ice]

HI i saw ONE spider

[winged thistle]

Oh yhh I forgot that was a thing 😭

[modern helm]

@magic finch is at work rn :(

[raven ice]

bishop best

[solemn elm]

shotgun king is very fun btw

[modern helm]

imagine getting triggered by a pepe emoji bro

[compact stump]

wat

[long atlas]

WAIT

DID YALL SEE BIRD GAME 3 DEMO

ITS A THING

[modern helm]

bird game?

[compact stump]

wat is that

[long atlas]

bird game 3 got a demo

[modern helm]

is it not-angry birds

what is bird game

[long atlas]

omg is bird game 3 too niche

it was a meme a while back

[compact stump]

huhhhhh

[modern helm]

ah

ew

[long atlas]

granted it was ai

[compact stump]

ohhhh

[long atlas]

which like ew

[compact stump]

didn’t that meme last like a week

[long atlas]

but it was funny seeing everyone pretend “kiwi main” this and “opium bird” that

[long atlas]

pretty much

[compact stump]

it was ass

[long atlas]

like italian brainrot

[compact stump]

not only ai

it wasn’t even funny

[long atlas]

god i hate italian brainrot

[compact stump]

worth it

/j.

[long atlas]

mfs still playing steal a brainrot 🥀

[compact stump]

fr

[compact stump]

let’s not talk abt grow a garden and steal a brainrot please

it triggers me.

[modern helm]

be careful, he may get triggered by an emoji

[long atlas]

roblox 6yo slop

[modern helm]

^

[compact stump]

???

[long atlas]

yall playing gag when you could be playing cart ride into 17 pregnant hyenas smh 🤦‍♂️

[modern helm]

i wasn't talking about you

[compact stump]

Lol

yeah

[winged thistle]

This guy knows ball

[modern helm]

17 pregnant hyenas

[long atlas]

lowkey untitled tag game is peak and you can’t convince me otherwise

[modern helm]

that's a specific number

[long atlas]

5 is a specific number too

[modern helm]

yes

[compact stump]

i forgor what that game was

[winged thistle]

17 just hits the spot

[compact stump]

but i know the name

from somewhere

[long atlas]

mega hunt got me into it and i haven’t quit since 🥹 ✌️

[modern helm]

you know what's a funnier number than 24 ahh

25

[long atlas]

you know what’s funnier than 66

9+10

EW MODS

[modern helm]

he said the funny number, now let's nuke his house into oblivion

[long atlas]

CUT HER BALLS OFF

[compact stump]

roblox has like a bunch of communities is kinda crazy

[modern helm]

she had balls? :0

whoa

[long atlas]

it’s hit or miss it’s like a 50/50 distribution of ass and peak

i know me and my friends drudged through literally an hour maybe more of that when we were running the hunt

we got the spiral horns of creator or wtv

[flint copper]

I pass movement slop multiple times a day

[long atlas]

consider yourself lucky.

[modern helm]

oh now i'm gonna get banned i sent a pepe emoji

[long atlas]

OH YES THAT GAME

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[modern helm]

you know you guys should try :poptropica: (it's not online anymore)

[long atlas]

it’s a basic infection vs survivor game

but holy shit

[flint copper]

Shittin

[modern helm]

bing shit-ting

[long atlas]

it was so poorly made and polished i wanted to blow my brains out

[modern helm]

then no food for zombie

[long atlas]

yeah you had to play at least like 10 games to get points or sum

[modern helm]

if you want a good zombie game, i suggest dying light (story good, objectionable) but the game play was great

or dead island series both one and two

[long atlas]

i think it was the worst game of the batch

maybe aside from tiktok idk

[modern helm]

dude ultrakill is peak

[long atlas]

the one where you eat stuff was pretty buns too

[modern helm]

but i cannot afford ultrakill so now i'm ultrasad

[long atlas]

any megabonk fans here

[modern helm]

BONK

kill them all or whatever

[long atlas]

i wonder if anyone’s heard of my niche indie game hyperfixation called balatro…

[modern helm]

"whatever, go my scarab, sail your seven seas"

[modern helm]

I've heard of that!

could you tell me more though?

I see it pop up on my steam feed

[long atlas]

day 3 of telling yall to lock in and try either habromania buster jam or mindwave

[modern helm]

oh gods

maybe idk

oh then definitely your laptop is ocean food

(don't throw electronics into the ocean)

[long atlas]

why not

[modern helm]

wowza amazing graphics, how pretty was the game

[long atlas]

they’re thirsty

[modern helm]

pollute

[long atlas]

how else will they get their dosage of water

[modern helm]

do human bodies count as electronics (asking for a friend)

no ur right tho

ah

if we're onto not balatro games

genshin needs to figure out what the fuck they doin

tl;dr

lore is NOT making sense

[scenic cliff]

gaster

[sweet herald]

Hello Balatro chat :3

[halcyon wolf]

ITS COMING, THE VOI

[sweet herald]

wuh

[boreal scarab]

Hello there, how's it going?

[sweet herald]

Doing okay! Just trying to pass the time at work atm

Wanted to see what yall were up to

[signal sonnet]

So like why is Green Joker just like

[boreal scarab]

Playing Balatro rn

[signal sonnet]

Green Joker

[boreal scarab]

Can't pass Ante 8

[signal sonnet]

I get it cuz he's green but why is he green

[swift egret]

can we add a primus joker

[signal sonnet]

What does his mechanic have to do with green

[boreal scarab]

That's a good question

[swift egret]

recycling

[sweet herald]

Stay green, don’t waste, reduce reuse recycle

[signal sonnet]

Then why not make a recyling Joker why is he just green

[swift egret]

uhhh shut up nerd

[sweet herald]

Cause he wants to be

[signal sonnet]

Ok

[sweet herald]

I love grimbo

[signal sonnet]

Should've called him Green Eugene or something

[sweet herald]

GRIMBOOO

[signal sonnet]

I'm not calling him Grimbo

[sweet herald]

gwimbo

[signal sonnet]

No

[solemn elm]

green means eco friendly

[signal sonnet]

Yea I know

[solemn elm]

and hes eco friendly because he doesnt discard

[signal sonnet]

But I feel like that's kinda lost since he's like

Wearing green

[sweet herald]

???

[signal sonnet]

So I assume he's called Green Joker cuz he wears green

Not cuz he's like "green"

[sweet herald]

Both can be true at the same time

[solemn elm]

well it would be stupid if he was called green joker but wasnt green

[sweet herald]

They are not mutually exclusive

[solemn elm]

"why is he called green joker then"

[signal sonnet]

Cuz he wears green and he's green

[signal sonnet]

Yea fair I guess

I can't argue that

[long atlas]

why is blue joker called blue joker when he’s clearly a cool cerulean

[sweet herald]

Cool ranch dorito colored

[signal sonnet]

Why does Diet Cola give double tags

I'm assuming the selling is meant to represent "drinking" the cola but where does the tag come from

[sweet herald]

Idk it’s a neat ability though

[void bison]

doubles your weight

[solemn elm]

localthunk dislikes the art of blue joker a lot

[sweet herald]

I’m shocked your name is still mustard

[signal sonnet]

Why is he blue

[void bison]

when i do bits i keep doing bits

[signal sonnet]

Other than like chips also being blue

[solemn elm]

he doesnt know

[void bison]

ill change it in march

[signal sonnet]

Should've made him yellow

[sweet herald]

Mustard still doesn’t feel real anymore

[void bison]

i can assure you i am very real

[signal sonnet]

But uhh is the double tag meant to be some like reference to keeping the bottle cap or something

Idk that's all I got

[solemn elm]

posted in game-discussion instead of here but oh well

"the issue with blue joker is like... what is it"
"why is it weird"

• localthunk

[signal sonnet]

Cuz he's blue

[void bison]

why are you blue

[signal sonnet]

At least Green Joker has a reason to be green

Why is he BLUE

[void bison]

thunk was actually making a breaking bad reference

[signal sonnet]

The reason he gives you fewer chips for having fewer cards is cuz you like sell off your supply and have less

[modern helm]

oh

[signal sonnet]

Idk I just made that shit up

[void bison]

no whenever you discard you actually clean the port-a-potty fluid off

[signal sonnet]

Sure

[sweet herald]

In the wise words of Walter h white
“What is wrong with you..? Why are you blue”

[signal sonnet]

But why IS Blue Joker Blue

I know chips are represented by the color blue but that can't be it

[sweet herald]

*vsauce music played*

[signal sonnet]

Blue Joker ain't even that good unless you got like 80 cards or so idk

[flint copper]

Discarding removes potential chips

[sweet herald]

Idk blue joker has been consistently good in the first few rounds for me
He’s a great starter joker imo

[flint copper]

Blue Joker promotes only playing Hands, which are blue

[signal sonnet]

I did have a round where I got over 80 cards btw

Certificate and Hologram synergy

[sweet herald]

I just had a run like that on green deck about 30 minutes ago except with marble instead of certificate

My entire deck was a quarry

Both holo and marble showed up in the same shop ante 1

[signal sonnet]

I got Certificate shop 1 and Hologram shop 2

[sweet herald]

Before I passed away I think holo was up to like x14 or something

[signal sonnet]

But yea I got Hologram up to 9.75 or something

Also he was Polychrome

[sweet herald]

Ooo nice

[signal sonnet]

And I also got Photochad and Brainstorm that run

[sweet herald]

I also happened to get magic trick that run

[signal sonnet]

Pretty blessed run

And uh

Eternal Rocket I guess

[sweet herald]

The ONLY time I use magic trick, not only that but that run finally unlocked illusion

[signal sonnet]

I'm still tryna unlock illusion

[sweet herald]

So I just need to find illusion and glowup and I would finally have completion standard

[signal sonnet]

They're the last voucher I gotta discover

[sweet herald]

Glowup is being stinky and won’t ever show up

[signal sonnet]

Well I have it UNLOCKED I just gotta discover it

I gotta buy it in the shop

[sweet herald]

Me too

[modern helm]

[sweet herald]

BANANA

ROT A TE

[modern helm]

ROT TAT TE

Jimnana

[sweet herald]

GO

[signal sonnet]

Uh

So like is Blue Joker just original

[sweet herald]

wdym

[signal sonnet]

I don't think he's based on anything

He's just

Blue

[sweet herald]

Oh idk

[signal sonnet]

They should make a red Joker

And he like gives you mult

Cuz mult like red

[sweet herald]

Jimbo

[signal sonnet]

More red

[sweet herald]

Jimbo^2

[signal sonnet]

I was waiting for you to say Red Card

[long atlas]

wait that’s just like red card

[signal sonnet]

They should add a Blue Card but like chips cuz chips like blue

[long atlas]

i sure hope SOMEONE who is a CERTAIN FAN OF FRIDGES doesn’t have a BALABIRTH TOMORROW

[long atlas]

yo just like wee joker

he’s kinda blue

[signal sonnet]

Gasp

You remembered

[long atlas]

i did

[signal sonnet]

At least SOMEONE remembered

[long atlas]

WE (as a collective server) will be singing the balabirthday song tomorrow

[signal sonnet]

Okay

I can't wait

It's about tomorrow so I may as well birthday-ify my profile

[long atlas]

happy jimbo to you or however it goes

[flint copper]

High mult, gets less the more cards in deck

[signal sonnet]

Yes I made a birthday version of my pfp

[hot vortex]

Im so excited for resident evil requiem

Two more hours

I already got the preorder downloaded and the deluxe edition

I'm gonna stay up all night

[scenic cliff]

yes

[modern helm]

your birthday is tommorrow is this correct

[signal sonnet]

Yes

[modern helm]

yip

[signal sonnet]

I'm so glad you remembered

[modern helm]

pee

what

[signal sonnet]

I'm not gonna blow up my microwave now

[modern helm]

i don't know you gng

[signal sonnet]

What

I told you my birthday when we met bro

[modern helm]

which was literally like

a few seconds ago

[signal sonnet]

I thought you cared

[modern helm]

what

wait

am i being baited

[signal sonnet]

I bet you're just saying it cuz that other person said it earlier

I thought we were FRIENDS

I'm gonna blow up my microwave now cuz of you 💔

[modern helm]

yeah actually that's exactly why, but you said it was your birthday tommorrow-

oh it's a bit

[signal sonnet]

Can't believe you'd take my birthday as a joke

I'm so sad now

You ruined my pre birthday

[obtuse snow]

thunk claims to love clubs but why did my balatro game not give me any moons four games in a row

took me forever to unlock onyx agate

[signal sonnet]

Dude deadass same for me

I got Rough Gem like first try and it took like 3 or 4 runs for Onyx Agate

[fierce rain]

I hope you’re having a good evening/night everyone

and good day to the rare few of you in different parts of the world

[signal sonnet]

And?

Wow he didn't wish me a happy birthday

[fierce rain]

bro

you literally didn’t tell me what it was when i asked earlier

[signal sonnet]

You should've known

I told you before

[fierce rain]

no tf you didn’t

and i was not paying attention if so

[scenic cliff]

HappyBirthdayFridgeFan

[signal sonnet]

Bro saw the party ified name and profile picture and didn't put the dots together

[signal sonnet]

Thank you hourglass person

[fierce rain]

dude im on barely any sleep

[signal sonnet]

Fair

[scenic cliff]

no problemo

[fierce rain]

40m REM
2h 9m Core
20m Deep

[signal sonnet]

Ok

[fierce rain]

i literally could not fall asleep last night

4h awake lying in bed according to my watch

[signal sonnet]

Maybe you should stop using Discord at 9 in the morning that might help

Or uh

At night

Yea

[fierce rain]

i work until 10 and usually go to bed around 1-2

wake up at 11ish

[signal sonnet]

Ok

[fierce rain]

i’m gonna wait an hour and then your birthday will be irrelevant

in my timezone

i’ll be celebrating pokemon day instead

[signal sonnet]

Not cool man

[fierce rain]

dw i’ll send you a belated birthday message

out of spite

[signal sonnet]

Ok

[fierce rain]

happy birthday dumbass

🧡

you’re the best fridge i know

how old are you now, brochacho

[modern helm]

yur except i won't call you a dumbass

[compact stump]

hey be nicer

jk

[modern helm]

new ep of jjk

i love maki's story and everything she's doing

[viscid tundra]

Is there any tips y'all have for getting better at the game besides just keep playing runs?

[long atlas]

docspectred

watch docspectred

[viscid tundra]

I know I can get far sometimes but I also die a lot and it's frustrating because I want to unlock more stuff like plasma deck but I can't even get past like, red stake

[compact stump]

and patience

lots of patience

[modern helm]

study all variations of poker hands

[long atlas]

always remember a queen high straight will get you through round 1

[viscid tundra]

that's the one bit of video knowledge I do have

[modern helm]

mrow

[viscid tundra]

one shot round one for best money

[long atlas]

bingo

[compact stump]

kicks

[viscid tundra]

but like beyond that?? How do I know what direction to go?

[compact stump]

why not

aw im srry

[modern helm]

why you kick

the cat

:(

[long atlas]

also the best tips i personally can give: planets are INCREDIBLY important for score, tarot is good for deck fixing to aid score
and get econ(omy) going as fast as possible

[viscid tundra]

well that explains a good bit, I thought planets were just filler for so long

[median elm]

Yeah early on people forget about interest all the time or just forgot to reroll for stuff if they have money both are useful

[viscid tundra]

like, sure they help but surely not that much

[cold idol]

if you can't get planet, get some chips jokers

[long atlas]

oh no i’d say they’re the most important booster packs

it’s to get up chips

[viscid tundra]

well I suppose that's my first marked improvement

[long atlas]

jokers are for getting mult up, planets are for getting chips up

or that’s my understanding of it

[viscid tundra]

that makes sense, I guess

[median elm]

you can still get chips from jokers if there isn’t any planet generation (blue seals)

[viscid tundra]

how do I know what to deckfix for?

sometimes I'll get an early chariot or death and I'm like what will I do with this?

I usually just put it on kings whenever I can but like there's gotta be a better option

[compact stump]

unkicks

[viscid tundra]

I see, sure

[median elm]

Yeah early devils are really good

[viscid tundra]

so what then, do I open standard packs to look for seals?

I know it depends, but also like, what kind of jokers?

sorry I only saw it after I sent

[void bison]

Seed "BOOBIES" has an ante 1 blue seal

[viscid tundra]

this is gonna sound bad but isn't 8 ball like, really bad from what I heard?

[signal sonnet]

Don't put enhancements on heart cards arbitrarily
That just makes them vulnerable to the head

[void bison]

It insists upon itsepf

it gets better the more you use it

[long atlas]

early run (antes 1 and 2) look for some plus mult jokers to get you through and some econ and pick up ones that could help with later run

[long atlas]

meh it’s not nearly as bad as people say it is but it’s definitely not the best

[viscid tundra]

I see then

[void bison]

Sets your money to -800 creates 1 tarot card

[viscid tundra]

what about vouchers? When should I be taking those?

[signal sonnet]

8 ball is mid there are just better Jokers that can get you tarot cards

[long atlas]

the 8 ball rolling

[signal sonnet]

Like uhhh vagabond

[void bison]

If you have an excess of money than just always take them beside planet merchant

[long atlas]

it’s good early gang when nothing else is there twin

[signal sonnet]

Still mid

No

Mid

8 stands for mid

[void bison]

Cavendish is mid why not just get yorick

[signal sonnet]

Cuz it's 1 in 2 chance

Mid

[long atlas]

same argument as michel (good early game but not anything special late) but i see no one complaining about it

[viscid tundra]

anyways, is there anything else I can do to improve? is there a deck that's easier to do blue stake/stake improvement on? I've been grinding black deck for a while and it's kind of brutal

[signal sonnet]

Blue or Yellow

[long atlas]

based, 3/4 times you take the scaling xmult

[signal sonnet]

Bloodstone is mid but a lil less cuz you get xmult outta it

[compact stump]

"you get"

we do NOT

[long atlas]

“get xmult out of it”

youre funny

[viscid tundra]

just my luck then, I'll try blue

[signal sonnet]

Yea

[long atlas]

flowerpot solos it’s the best joker in the game

[signal sonnet]

Id rather take the other stone type Jokers

Not Stone Joker like the Jokers that are stones

Like the suit ones

Id prolly take Rough Gem over Bloodstone

[long atlas]

obelisk is my goat 🤤

[signal sonnet]

I have never had a single run where I've genuinely used obelisk

[viscid tundra]

so basically
Oneshot blinds whenever possible
Take planets
start with econ and +mult
play blue deck

[signal sonnet]

Why you gotta be so rude

[halcyon wolf]

death

[halcyon wolf]

ONESHOT?!

[long atlas]

turn to the light side… it’s so much better over here…

[void bison]

Sometimes you dont want to 1 tap

[signal sonnet]

And not use my most played hand? Nuh uh

[void bison]

If you have a +mult on hand scaler for example

[viscid tundra]

circumstances pending, ofc

[signal sonnet]

But I don't wanna

I usually build my runs around one hand type

Maybe 2

Don't wanna

[long atlas]

it’s not a question.

[signal sonnet]

Also I just can't come across one

[void bison]

Also every deck in the game with 1 exception is viable

Dont restrain yourself to exclusively blue deck

Try to figure out your flow

[signal sonnet]

What does Anaglyph deck even do

[void bison]

Literally just vanilla gameplay

[long atlas]

don’t be dunking on the goat like that

[signal sonnet]

Yea I know double tags but who is skipping

[void bison]

There are no run modifiers

[long atlas]

it’s good for c++

[void bison]

Even red deck is less vanilla than anaglyph

[long atlas]

i like my games organic what can i say

i like ghost too dw

[signal sonnet]

So like do ya'll know how to get Soul cards more often cuz like the last Joker I need is a Legendary

[void bison]

Give me zodiac that deck has been like Crack to me

[long atlas]

no way to increase odds

[signal sonnet]

Damnit

[void bison]

Open spectral and arcana packs

[long atlas]

lock in and take spectral and arcana whenever

[void bison]

Other than. That nothing

[signal sonnet]

What decks do you recommend

[void bison]

Yellow maybe

[long atlas]

yellow

[void bison]

Green maybe

[signal sonnet]

Crazy how Soul is a Spectral card and yet doesn't appear in the shop on Ghost deck

[void bison]

Plasma probably

Let me cook

[signal sonnet]

I haven't even beat Plasma on White Stake bro

[long atlas]

it’s like a secret special, akin to the special planet cards or black hole

[signal sonnet]

Why do you have to be such a Negative Nancy

[signal sonnet]

Just make em rarer

Lowkey add a Joker that adds an extra Joker slot 🧠 🧠 🧠

[long atlas]

pet joker

[signal sonnet]

Do yall ever just take Negative Egg just to have em

Ive done it twice

[long atlas]

i take it in case swashbuckler

or dare i say dagger

[signal sonnet]

One time was actuallt pretty useful cuz like I got that run

[long atlas]

maybe temperance value

[void bison]

No point in not if its not rental and it wouldnt set you down interest

[signal sonnet]

Negative Egg was a sign I had to sell him to the leaf

He willingly sacrificed himself

I owe my run to him

[long atlas]

yall ever so goated at the game you just don’t sell a joker on the leaf and breeze by it

[long atlas]

(it depends on the build)

[signal sonnet]

He showed up in that shop knowing I'd need a Joker to sell to the Leaf

[void bison]

Its an Aztec sacrifice

[long atlas]

same vibe as the government taking out people who make like water powered cars and saying “he was heavily mentally ill”

[signal sonnet]

They should just make cars that run on air

[long atlas]

yooo fire idea you should make that

[signal sonnet]

Nah they'll get me

[long atlas]

if there’s ever a red circle on your head duck

🦆

[signal sonnet]

So like does Jimbo have a physical body or is he just a card

[long atlas]

just a card

[signal sonnet]

Explain Photograph then

[long atlas]

well jimbo is a seperate thing

[signal sonnet]

That is a PHOTOGRAPH of Jimbo

And you can SEE part of his body

[long atlas]

jimbo and joker are two different things

[signal sonnet]

Lame

Why does Joker introduce himself as Jimbo

[long atlas]

joker is a portrait of jimbo (as a card) produced by jpcc

[long atlas]

THEYRE DIFFERENT THINGS

[limpid tree]

chat should i sell a basically confirmed run with a debuffed dna for a seance? both don't have gold stickers

[long atlas]

jimbo is jimbo and joker is joker

shrimple as that

[signal sonnet]

We KNOW that the Joker card that talks to us when we lose is the SAME Joker card cuz they keep the little stake sticker thing if you turn it on

[long atlas]

in tutorial he’s a floating head is he not

the floating head is jimbo

[signal sonnet]

So is the Joker that talks in the tutorial and the Joker that talks when you lose a run just two seperate Jokers

[limpid tree]

the dna is debuffed. it is currently doing nothing. i am only keeping it because i'm trying to gold sticker it

[long atlas]

i’m mandela effecting

[signal sonnet]

I guess we DO see Joker and Jimbo in the same place in the tutorial

Fine you win

[long atlas]

okay so jimbo is the tutorial joker and the game over joker BUT it’s different from joker

which just helps runs

[signal sonnet]

Dna is so awesome

This deck fixing stuff is nice I should do it more often

[limpid tree]

i see i have misspoken!

anyways should i sell a debuffed dna for a seance

both are useless

[signal sonnet]

Dna is so I can farm kings so The Plant ends my run

[long atlas]

aliens who don’t have dna trying to clone humans:

[limpid tree]

it's more about choosing which to gold stake

[modern helm]

aight hear me out

a ttrpg that's about cats

[limpid tree]

cause dna is rarer but on lucky runs like this it can be a near free win but seance is basically unusable always

[signal sonnet]

A what

What's a ttrpg

[limpid tree]

text based rpg i think

like 90% of it is reading

[modern helm]

ttrpg is a tabletop role-playing game

[limpid tree]

oh

[modern helm]

i.e dnd and lancer

[signal sonnet]

Exploding Kittens

Obv

[limpid tree]

doh..

man what am i thinking of

[signal sonnet]

Just play dnd with cats

[modern helm]

your objective: take a nap, get the treats, use the litterbox, or find your toys. you must avoid the hooman at all costs and avoid making a fuss! [impossible]

determined by a roll of d4

but a longer session can do all 4

[signal sonnet]

Bro made all the cool Joker role people leave I can't believe this

[limpid tree]

i hate to do it but i think i take the seance

[modern helm]

yeah that happens

[limpid tree]

even if it's uncommon

compared to rare dna

[modern helm]

they hate me here and i'm not sure why

[limpid tree]

it's just never gonna get use

[signal sonnet]

Bro how often are you playing straight flushes

[limpid tree]

it's cause you only saw one spider

[modern helm]

the spider i saw is here tho

[limpid tree]

ah, i'll sell the baron i'm relying on!

[limpid tree]

uh oh.

[modern helm]

so it's now your guys's problem too

[signal sonnet]

Flushes are already kinda unreliable

[modern helm]

@magic finch

(they are at work)

[limpid tree]

look man i'm scoring millions it's alright

[signal sonnet]

I've had more luck with Straights

[modern helm]

am i chill

i'm a chill guy

[insert meme]

[limpid tree]

grahhh

yeah, im doin the seance for dna

[signal sonnet]

Okay I should probably sleep cuz my birthday is tomorrow

Goodnight

[limpid tree]

ohhh my god dude

doesn't even matter

i hit verdant leaf

wait

hm

nah i was genuinely considering it for a second

no lol

gimme a sec

so here's the thing

hm

isn't there like, an online balatro calculator

i wonder if i can use that

okay wow i genuinely think i sell the baron

i also found a burglar i can pick up for an extra three hands

6 actually since the brainstorm

[magic finch]

@modern helm the spider returns

hsssss

[compact stump]

did u just eat a spider.

thought it was rats

AHHHHHHHHH

[strange meadow]

okay

gold stake'd campfire but im bummed out cuz i totally coulda carried at least two other cards

[inland mauve]

wait i just realized the announcement clearly shows a 🍌 instead of

[inland kindle]

dear localthunk

do you like baby keem?

sincerely: your fan

[craggy mica]

deer localthunk
runs in front of car

[brittle escarp]

Real

[meager glade]

were you driving in your car right after a beer

[torn jasper]

my deer friend localthunk

[reef rivet]

No new about switch 2 update for physical owner of balatro ?

[dreamy walrus]

"I'm behind your back" means the same thing as "I'm behind your front"

[flint copper]

What if I got eaten?

[tired pecan]

walkie talki

i had this prewritten in the chat box i honestly dont know when i wrote taht and what does it mean

[flint copper]

Stop

How am I going to stop laughing from this

[uncut knoll]

dear localthunk

do you listen to peak

sincerely: your fan

[limpid tree]

does blackboard still give xmult if you have debuffed cards in your held hand

i am in dire need of an answer

[uncut knoll]

im honestly not sure man im sorry

[signal sonnet]

I have to assume so since the cards themselves are debuffed not the Joker itself

[boreal scarab]

Morning, gamers

[timid cedar]

if you have a non spade or club in your hand, blackboard will be disabled,

it doesn't not matter if that card is debuffed or not, if it doesn't have a black suit, Blackboard will not work

[limpid tree]

i am aware

i was just thinking of it kinda like raised fist where if your lowest ranked card is debuffed, it doesn't activate

or like with wildcards, or how destroying debuffed face cards doesn't buff canio

[hot vortex]

@signal sonnet happy birthday pal

[signal sonnet]

Thank you

[uncut knoll]

happy birthday man

[signal sonnet]

Thank

[boreal scarab]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MATE!

[signal sonnet]

Thanks Crash Bandicoot

[long atlas]

HAPPY BALABIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY FRIDGE!

[signal sonnet]

Thabk

I'm worried I might get warned for spamming if I continuously say thank you so uhh you have my gratitude

[uncut knoll]

anyone have any tips for green deck runs? im struggling really hard on them

the max i can go to is like ante 5, past that i just dont have enough money

[signal sonnet]

Don't spend all your discards like you do on other decks

[ionic hinge]

don't worry about keeping a lot of money on you spend down as much as you want

Other than bootstrap and bull having extra money really doesn't do anything on Green

Rather than keeping $25 in the bank at all times keep something like 5 to 10 dollars before you go into the next blind

[steel fiber]

hapy birthday fridge!

[signal sonnet]

Thanks

[ionic hinge]

Happy birthday fridge. I've eaten an entire fridge before but I hope it wasn't you

[signal sonnet]

What

[ionic hinge]

I have eaten a fridge.

[signal sonnet]

Like a fridge-worth of food?

[ionic hinge]

No I don't have food.

[signal sonnet]

Why did you eat a fridge

[ionic hinge]

So green deck you also want to prioritize keeping your hands because hands are worth $2 instead of only one. Rather than playing pairs focus on playing higher scoring hands

[uncut knoll]

thats one im really trying to get used to, it really really tests you and your ability to just do stuff on the fly

i love discarding so much so i do it as much as possible but obviously its also your income too, so it makes it harder

[signal sonnet]

STOP DISCARDING

STOP IT

[ionic hinge]

Discarding isn't as important as you think it's more about saving your hands at least in the early game

[uncut knoll]

what would you do if you have like a really bad hand? like you cant make anything off it

[ionic hinge]

Discard try to get a better hand

[signal sonnet]

Discard like once or twice but don't spend all of them if you don't gotta

[ionic hinge]

Trying to act like it's the needle

[signal sonnet]

The Needle is kinda the one exception where you only get one shot

[uncut knoll]

would it be worth trying to get drunkard and other discard jokers as well would you say?

[ionic hinge]

Burglar would be better than those two

[uncut knoll]

is it drunkard that gives you an extra discard, sorry i forget

[ionic hinge]

In my opinion that is

Yes it is drunkard

[tidal bobcat]

Get hand/discard jokers, they act as good econ jokers

[signal sonnet]

Green deck green stake 👍

[uncut knoll]

okay thats what i thought, i forgot if it was a discard or handsize

[tidal bobcat]

Merry Andy is genuinely really good with green deck

[uncut knoll]

i dont think i have that unlocked yet

[signal sonnet]

Playing green stake green deck and I got a Gold Joker to start

[hushed carbon]

Just wanted to share I got my first unseeded naneinf run

[uncut knoll]

thats so fire dude nice job

[signal sonnet]

I got gold joker and rocket on Ante 1 on green deck

[uncut knoll]

are you doing a green run rn or are you just talking about a past run

[signal sonnet]

RIGHT NOW

[uncut knoll]

thats so fire actually

[signal sonnet]

Only issue is I GOT ZERO MULT JOKERS

All I have is Devious and a Hanging Chad

[uncut knoll]

part of my other issue is that im still learning deck building and like builds i wanna do

i really need to use tarot cards more

i kind just, ignore them

[signal sonnet]

Seeing Double 💔

I have NO MULT

I got a and a Misprint

[uncut knoll]

also is there any reason for this? typically in other runs with other decks you want to do the opposite right? you want to keep money on you

[ionic hinge]

No interest

[signal sonnet]

I gotta restart man this run is so ass 😔

[uncut knoll]

misprint gigachad

[signal sonnet]

It's just not working man

[uncut knoll]

me and all my homies love misprint

[signal sonnet]

This is prolly one of the worst Buffoon Packs I've ever seen

Sèance or Loyalty Card

[uncut knoll]

truthnuke, so you just wanna spend as crazy as you can and just try to keep as many discards as possible? and hands too?

[ionic hinge]

There is no interest on Green deck the most expensive things you buy is a megabuffon pack or adventure

I would say so. I would keep only about $10 in Bank at most

I don't play Green deck because it's just kind of meh

[uncut knoll]

I'm scared to do black deck after dude, im struggling with black deck too but more so green deck

[uncut knoll]

i dont love it, but i need to beat it anyway

[ionic hinge]

Black deck is more about luck than skill. It was actually one of the fastest ones I've Gold Staked

[uncut knoll]

i finally bought this game recently so i get to play it as much as i want, which means im a way newer player

[signal sonnet]

Trading Card seems pretty nice for Green Deck

[uncut knoll]

i just got my first win like 2 days ago

[signal sonnet]

I get 3 dollars in place of just 1 for the extra discards

[ionic hinge]

Trading card is pretty nice for almost all decks

It is Good for all

[signal sonnet]

That's why he's the goat

I also got Midas Mask which could prolly bag me some cash

[uncut knoll]

and earlier today got my fourth win using nebula deck

just need one more for challenges

[signal sonnet]

Okay so like

[ionic hinge]

I'm almost on my 200th win

[signal sonnet]

It's early in the run I don't have that much

And I got a Midas Mask

And now there's a Gold Ticket in the shop

Do I take it

[ionic hinge]

I would say so

[signal sonnet]

Should I replace uhh my existing Midas Mask since I've already turned nearly every face card I have gold

Like 5 of 12 aren't gold

[ionic hinge]

Hmm do you have an open joker slot?

[signal sonnet]

Uh

I have Joker, Foil Wily, Zany, and Trading Card

[ionic hinge]

then you have no real reason for selling it

[signal sonnet]

And Mask ofc

So then what do I sell

[ionic hinge]

If it was me I would get rid of Jimbo. But I could also argue for getting rid of masks

[uncut knoll]

I'll try a green deck run or a few rn before i sleep

[signal sonnet]

Ok

[ionic hinge]

Jimbo is like a times two joker if you play something like flush

[uncut knoll]

okay no discards off rip, got a nice two pair followed by a flush

run died 😭

[uncut knoll]

just had an absolute heater run die by a couple thousand chips 💔💔💔

literally the last boss of ante 6 and it died 💔

[flint mulch]

[long atlas]

shoutout to the negative dagger who showed up the shop before the leaf

that’s my goat right there’s

[slim junco]

Algum Br aqui joga Hades?

[uncut knoll]

i hate the violet vessel so much man 💔

its because of that boss that my run just died

i was on the heatest of heater runs on green deck, made it all the way to the final boss and lost because it was Violet vessel

i didnt get directors cut the entire run either so thats just so unfortunate

that's so defeating

[long atlas]

ugh i know

essentially it’s a

“okay im just barely enough to get past ante 8”
“fuck”

[hot vortex]

I missed school today so i could play resident evil requiem all day

Fantastic game

[long atlas]

you’ve played 7h so far 🥀

[inland kindle]

how can i get the joker role

[long atlas]

lock in

[inland kindle]

h o w

[hot vortex]

Do something cool or helpful

[long atlas]

people thunk chooses because they’re chill or did something cool/helpful

[inland kindle]

i know how to play the balatro menu song in piano, does that count?

[long atlas]

and he won’t give it if you ask for

[hot vortex]

idk but that's cool af

It should lowk

[long atlas]

where can we find this this sounds sick

i think it’s moreso things for the community but insanely impressive nonetheless

[inland kindle]

I just need to record myself playing it and send it on #🃏・off-topic but right now I just woke up so I'll do it later

[long atlas]

sick please do i’d love to hear it

[inland kindle]

I'll have it on the to-do list 😎

[hot vortex]

new booster pack theme

[sharp hollow]

my friend hasn't won a balatro run yet but i made him make joker ideas and so far he has made up runner as an ability and guessed fibonacci as a theme

he hasn't seen those jokers yet btw

[hot vortex]

real

[inland kindle]

wait-

if you can only get that role by doing something helpful what did you guys do?

[sharp hollow]

help the poor, save new york city and probably donate to charity

[long atlas]

i saved a cat from a tree in a burning building

[sharp hollow]

i don't believe you

[inland kindle]

no way

[long atlas]

no i found an easter egg on new smeared joker art

[sharp hollow]

oh shit fr

[long atlas]

and i’ve been chill since day 1 but idk if that counted

[inland kindle]

what was the easter egg

[sharp hollow]

what a windy day

[placid turret]

[long atlas]

here (a little down)

[inland kindle]

lemesee

God damn, pretty impressive

i don't have the context of the full conversation because i wasn’t here but you can tell that everyone was trying to guess what was it

the invisible text should have been an among us

[placid turret]

wait THATS how you got joker role? shi man

[wintry halo]

yeah he just gives those away

[long atlas]

i like to think it was a mix of that and being a cool person

[wintry halo]

for fun and whimsy

[placid turret]

tolerable

[long atlas]

i realized it was not the right word

unless you’re calling me tolerable 😞

[placid turret]

okay

youre cool

[long atlas]

oh have yall bought your banana body pillows yet

[placid turret]

fuck i wish there were decals here

[woeful pelican]

guys how do i play this game on mobile for free

its so expensive

[modern helm]

you don't

because that's 'illegal'

pay thunk what they deserve

[lost vector]

"you wouldn't download a car" ahh

[scenic cliff]

hawk tuah

[signal sonnet]

Who says I wouldn't

[modern helm]

i wouldn't

[signal sonnet]

Lame

[compact ledge]

I would download a car to 3d print it

[inland kindle]

guys how do i play super monkey ball on the gamecube for free?

[tropic spire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nATRIeYYAbQ
Found this cool video

[placid turret]

tanners a cool guy

[signal sonnet]

You find a gamecube and you find super monkey ball

You just gotta find em

[uneven bronze]

i love balatro so much i wish jimbo was real

[signal sonnet]

Balatro is so cool I wish gambling was real

[uneven bronze]

🥺

[light beacon]

if you're strapped for cash and use google play, check if you have play points

[coarse edge]

I wouldn't recommend pirating it, as you might get malware + you won't be supporting LocalThunk

(although I had a pirated version I bought it after a week)

[tawny pasture]

there is a "try before you buy" option on iOS i believe

[patent shoal]

.

[inland kindle]

i think he is against that

[tall nimbus]

pirate

[rustic crescent]

wait why cant i post screenshots?

i took a break for a while so idk the current point oft he server

anyways i wanted to sya that on ante 2 round big ante i got A FREE BLUEPRINT from a skip tag not to mention a fib in the same shop and a eternal chad from the first shop

[vast raft]

Scratch n sniff

🔥

[oblique isle]

You forgot the eat part

[vast raft]

[granite river]

I Bought Balatro and have played for probably atleast 100 hours it's a worthwhile purchase and it supports a very talented person who has made a phenomenal game so why wouldn't you support him simple concept really this game is hours of entertainment for what is really quite a low price (maybe not for a mobile game but still worth it nonetheless) the only regret is not buying it sooner

[obtuse snow]

i dont condone pirating indie games unless the dev is a fucking loser

thunk is not a fucking loser

if you can, please purchase it

[compact stump]

chat

If thunk said as a joke that the update is getting delayed to 2027

we are officially getting the update in 2026

wait he didn’t

i’m thinking too much

[obtuse snow]

localthunk isnt real

[long atlas]

who’s that

what’s a localthunk

[pallid sapphire]

the past tense of the localthink

[sand leaf]

Balatro

No nada

[solemn mango]

Hey yall

[primal flicker]

Do you guys have good seed for yellow card white stake?

[twin basin]

Why did i just see a jokerless naninf

[sharp hollow]

localus thunkston said it'd be ready whenever it's ready

i'm fine with the update dropping on 2030

i don't have to deal with exams at least by then

[compact stump]

yeah ik

was just joking

I’ll be happy with the update dropping 5 years from now idc

but can we get the blue stake rework at least?

pwetty pls

[verbal moth]

ola cleb

jeje

[keen yew]

I won my first goldstake run yesterday 😁

Im so happy

[pallid sapphire]

which deck

[keen yew]

Checkered (I know it’s the easiest)

[pallid sapphire]

what? how dare you have fun

off with your head

[keen yew]

Divorced beheaded and died bc of a deck

[solemn elm]

checkered is quite fun

its the deck i have my highest single deck winstreak on, but it's also the deck i tried the hardest to winstreak with

[keen yew]

Yeah especially if you try stuff you couldn’t on some shit like blackdeck

I won it with red card, photo, smiley, throwback and Chad

[pallid sapphire]

photochad moment

[undone bough]

Is there a way to find seeds with specific criteria online? (like the brainstorm mod) I'm not at my pc right now and I wanted to just have some fun with a seed

[keen yew]

Now I’m trying plasma deck and I’m on bluestake

Wait can I see which seed I used to win on goldstake?

[pallid sapphire]

Not if you didn't save the seed when you won the run or lose in endless

[keen yew]

Oh

Damn

[solemn elm]

not online, no.

[gritty zealot]

Personally, I believe that plasma is way more fun idk why TvT

I believe you wrote that on accident lmao

[keen yew]

It is he easiest tho

[boreal heath]

balatro

[flint mulch]

theres an inverse anyway so you can see what a seed contains https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/ but I dont believe there’s a reverse seed analyser

[signal sonnet]

Make like a Joker named The Solo or something and have it give x4 mult if your played hand is a High Card idk

[ornate depot]

nah, x1e308 if played hand contains high card

[signal sonnet]

Clickbait thumbnail ass Joker

[compact stump]

lmao fr

[brazen nacelle]

I found out smth epic today

[median elm]

there is the genie thing https://www.balatrogenie.app/ idk how well it works thoguh, seems like this doesnt really work anymore?

[signal sonnet]

[brazen nacelle]

I beat a former world record in a game

my life is complete

I just beat my pb by 2 seconds

[undone bough]

It appears to generate a config file but no seed

[median elm]

yeah

at some point it did search seeds but i guess no more sadly

[undone bough]

Oh I just realized you edited it to say that as well lol

[median elm]

im shocked no one has made a new working version

[undone bough]

That would be fire

[boreal scarab]

Coding time

JK, Im not that smart

[median elm]

Should i do it?

[undone bough]

If you have the time and know how, go ahead

[signal sonnet]

Are Odd Todd and Even Steven related or do they just happen to share similar names

[boreal scarab]

Probably related in some way

Its probably just a big family

[signal sonnet]

What else is there besides Odd and Even

Who else in the family

[boreal scarab]

No, I meant every Joker in the game is part of the family

[signal sonnet]

Even the bananas?

[boreal scarab]

Yeah, the bananas too

[signal sonnet]

Dang

[broken torrent]

I have completed

Gold stake black deck

[finite surge]

WHAT IS IT WITH BALATRO AND GIVING ME LOW VALUE CARDS

GAAAHHHH

[sharp hollow]

low value cards, like non-enhanced ones?

[pallid sapphire]

sounds like someone's got no money to reroll for high value cards

[oblique isle]

2 to 5

[sharp hollow]

hacky

[lusty canopy]

Fibonacci

[ornate depot]

did you know that you need better econ

[sinful bay]

wsp chat

[maiden kayak]

so slay the spire 2 is getting coop, are we getting coop balatro too teamin up to defeat insane blinds

[cerulean mesa]

so is subnautica 2

[strange meadow]

more

[frosty walrus]

pretty sure the dev intends to keep Balatro single player, which honestly I rate

[ornate depot]

you rate?

[gilded cairn]

Yeah localthunk said recently that he has no plans of making multiplayer Balatro there’s a mod for that

[frosty walrus]

yeah I think the game is incredible, and imo most things that fail to capitalise on their potential do so because they try to take on too much

mind you I've only beat gold stake on one deck so not the most informed opinion I guess

[finite surge]

nah, im playing erratic deck

it keeps giving me twos

[signal sonnet]

W Wee Joker build

My friend just gifted me another game called Nubby's Number Factory

What

[ripe wraith]

Scope creep is a big killer for indy games yeah

[long atlas]

MY GOAT

sorry i just love fib wee hack

genuinely one of my favorite synergies in the game

[frosty walrus]

absolute banger

Hack is one of my favourite jokers - seeing it in the shop when it doesn't work with my build... it pains me

[worthy phoenix]

[signal sonnet]

Dawg no shot I'm this unlucky

I'm playing Ghost deck, I get Judgement, I use it and get Ice Cream, I sell it and use another Judgement, and get another Ice Cream

[amber rune]

I used ankh hoping it would be blueprint and it copied banana

[cloud rain]

SELL BANANA ????

WHATTT

[placid turret]

am i too inactive here 😔

i keep forgetting to talk here

[fiery flower]

I was gone for like 7 months so I think you're fine

[serene stag]

batro🃏

[signal surge]

por balatroooo

[bold spindle]

hello fellas

[median stag]

name one game better then balatro

[bold spindle]

POR BALATROOOOOO

[strange meadow]

two more

[bold spindle]

spanish speaking?

[olive plume]

how do u join ranked

[bold spindle]

ranked? there's ranked balatro?

[bold spindle]

henlo garlic salt

we meet again

[placid turret]

hello azure!

[bold spindle]

what's good

[vernal tartan]

goku

[modern sky]

Just realized the needle is green

[compact stump]

huuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[placid turret]

im sick 😔

[bold spindle]

oh :(

[placid turret]

brainstorm

[bold spindle]

i hope you get better :)

[placid turret]

thank you :>

i have a sore throat and fever aghhhh

[mortal escarp]

.

[signal surge]

No

I am albert

Sale balatrito

[bold frost]

balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro ig bro

[signal surge]

Muchos jugar balatro

[bold frost]

i dont speak spanish