🎙・server-chat

[gentle shell]

Popularity isn't the main factor tho it's how good it is

[solemn elm]

the part that annoyed me about astrobot winning is that you have to have a PS5 to play it

so most people can't play the GOTY because they dont have that platform

[fiery flower]

I know

[gentle shell]

..... didn't they put it on PC or is it the only playstation game not on pc

[solemn elm]

i expected them to port it to PC at the very least

[solemn elm]

not on PC to my knowledge

[gentle shell]

Damn they treating that shit like Bloodborne

[solemn elm]

oh true

elden ring shouldnt have even been up there

[fiery flower]

I can't wait for the next goty

is anybody going to top expedition 33? we'll just have to see

[gentle shell]

It should of been its own category SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE WAS PHENOMENAL BUT IT ISN'T A GAME

[solemn elm]

right

[solemn elm]

it's not my kind of game for so many reasons

[gentle shell]

Not donkey Kong bannanza.....

[solemn elm]

for starters i hate JRPGs

[fiery flower]

I mean similar number of nominations

[gentle shell]

Why tf was that even nominated Nintendo must of done some shady shit

But it won almost every award

[fiery flower]

true

[gentle shell]

It is but it's not GAME OF THE FUCKIN YEAR MATERIAL

[fiery flower]

well obviously they thought it was

got them to sing in the song for it and everything

[gentle shell]

If anything odyssey beats it AND IT WASN'T EVEN NOMINATED TO MY KNOWLEDGE THE YEAR IT CAME OUT

[fiery flower]

unfortunately it had to compete with the E33 soundtrack

[gentle shell]

Honestly the legend of Zelda games need to be nominated for goty

[fiery flower]

what's up with goated composers coming out of nowhere for indie games

keep the trend going 🙏

[gentle shell]

If we're even alive by then.....

I feel bad for team cherry I don't think they got a single award for silksong

[fiery flower]

Hollow Knight 2 17 years from now will win trust

[gentle shell]

We got silksong before gta6 TwT

[fiery flower]

did death stranding get anything either

I think E33 just straight up robbed them all

[gentle shell]

Probably best story

[gentle shell]

Your telling me KOJIMA DIDN'T GET A SINGLE AWARD AT THE GOTY

We're living in the wrong timeline

[fiery flower]

it was nominated for best narrative but E33 took it yeah

[lusty canopy]

I wouldn't put much stock into the game awards especially of you really like a game and it doesn't win

Like 2024 goty for example

[gentle shell]

Wasn't re4 remake nominated for something

[lusty canopy]

2023 yeah but bg3 won

GOTY

[gentle shell]

Okay yeah baldrs gate 3 deserves that

[hidden latch]

Im not a fan of bg3 but i can understand why it won

[gentle shell]

Maybe resident evil 9 will be nominated this year

[lusty canopy]

Maybe. Comes out this week too!

[hidden latch]

The only tjings im really waitijg for this year is deltarune chapter 5, balatro update hopefully and the lethal company update

[gentle shell]

I like that they're going back to the horror where the series started

For the finale

[gentle shell]

Deltarune when every chapter is out will definitely be nominated for goty

[hidden latch]

The way its heading i hope so

Chapter 4 was so great i cant wait to see what toby has in store for an ending

But that’ll probably be like 2028-2030

[gentle shell]

Eh I liked chapter 3 more

The fun factor of that one

[hidden latch]

Really? Ive never heard that, that’s interesting

It definitely was a fun chapter i agree

I love the atmosphere of ch4 that was what made it for me

The stakes felt high

[gentle shell]

Chapter 2 is probably the best one

[hidden latch]

Chapter 2 is fantastic too

I love the attention to detail with all the songs in ch2

And queen is just so iconic

[gentle shell]

Spamton

[hidden latch]

Spamom

[fiery flower]

I can't wait to fight Sans Deltarune

[gentle shell]

....fuck no

I can't even beat the roaring knight

[neat gull]

wtf it's the miss balatro of balatro fame

truly incredible

[gentle shell]

Why does everyone react this way I'm just a normal trans fem TwT

[neat gull]

You're the one who set the display name in the balatro server tbf

[gentle shell]

.....that's the joke

[neat gull]

yes

[gentle shell]

Which part

Best track in chapter 1 ong

Best track in the game Ong attack of the killer queen

[neat gull]

I agree with Ch4 being favorite, it really blew my expectations away

[gentle shell]

Ehhhhh probably a hot take but while the story that was progressing was excellent the gameplay was mid in chapter 4

[neat gull]

That's a fair opinion, I tend to really focus on story when I play games nowadays, not to say I didn't really enjoy the gameplay either because I did

[gentle shell]

I streamed my entire playthrough of me playing it on twitch

It made it more bearable

And I loved voicing tenna he's such a fun character

[neat gull]

I find it so funny that his famous tagline is blacklisted here 😭

but yeah Tenna rules

[gentle shell]

IT IS?!

NO FUCKING WAY I GOTTA SEE THIS

[neat gull]

go ahead try to say it lol

[gentle shell]

It just won't send right

[neat gull]

it's the "i love" one btw

yeah

[gentle shell]

oh I was thinking it's TV Time

[neat gull]

Nah the other one LMAO

[fierce rain]

I had actually never played a Toby Fox game prior to last week

crazy, i know

i started with Undertale for the PS Vita

[neat gull]

oh my goodness

[fierce rain]

it was pretty fun

i didn’t actually get to Asgore, i won’t lie

i stopped somewhere in the core

[gentle shell]

Why the pS VITA VERSION

[fierce rain]

BECAUSE IT WAS FREE FUCK YOU

AND I LIKE TROPHIES

[gentle shell]

the platinum for Undertale is easy as shit

[fierce rain]

yeah i popped the platinum and stopped playing

i’m actually getting on now to beat the game

[gentle shell]

Finish it

[fierce rain]

#🃏・off-topic message

that’s where i am

Ohhh i stopped because Mettaton EX is bullshit

LITERALLY HOW

[neat gull]

Bruh it not that hard

[fierce rain]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO KILL HIM

everyone else was easy thus far

[fiery flower]

you just need to survive

[fierce rain]

is there any way to talk my way out of this or am i cooked

[fierce rain]

wym i don’t need to kill him?

[fiery flower]

I mean if you're doing neutral or pacifist or whatever no. There's nobody in the game you have to kill to get past unless you're on no mercy

except Asgore*

but he's not really somebody you have a choice on

[fierce rain]

damn

how do i pacifist mettaton

[fiery flower]

you can kill him I think but I don't remember how. You just have to survive his attacks for a while. I think his ratings need to get above 10k or something

it's been years since I've played

[fierce rain]

ty

ohhh you can use items to bring up his ratings by a lot

oki

[boreal scarab]

Good morning, gamers

[gentle shell]

Was bro not on the pacifist route?!

[fierce rain]

bro was on the do things until they work route

the only thing remotely evil i did was finish off that spider lady

but i gave her 300 bucks and she still didn’t want to not kill me

so she could suck it

[gentle shell]

YOU TRIED TO KILL MUFFET YOU FUCKING MONSTER

[fierce rain]

tried??? 😰

oh fuck

SHE STOLE ALL MY MONEY

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

[oblique isle]

Steal back

[fierce rain]

I TRIED BEING NICE

I REALLY DID

[gentle shell]

IF YOU DONATED TO THE SPIDERS IN RUINS SHE RELEASES YOU

[fierce rain]

YEAH I KNOW

SHE SPARED ME

BUT I STILL KILLED HER ASS

AHAHAHAHA

[obtuse snow]

boooo

[fiery flower]

I just dodged everything

[obtuse snow]

sans

[fiery flower]

it was not easy on controller but I'd rather suffer than kill her

[oblique isle]

Just don’t step in the webs

Use the stilts item

[woeful condor]

hey balatro cord

I see y'all are undering your tales

[gentle shell]

......I beat her first try on PS4

[fierce rain]

keep in mind this was a completely blind playthrough

i had no idea about anything

[fiery flower]

alrighty pro gamer. Good for you. I however, suck at games

[gentle shell]

At least you didn't activate genocide on accident......

[fierce rain]

i didn’t even know there was a pacifist route until the funny knight guy got mad at me for killing

[fierce rain]

i might’ve

how do i know

[fiery flower]

how do you do that on accident???

[solemn elm]

what is it with undertale fans shaming people for not doing pacifist

[gentle shell]

....did you not get the Timmie armour

[fiery flower]

no

I played the game blind

no prior knowledge

[fierce rain]

yeah same

[compact stump]

hi

[fierce rain]

like i had no idea there was a stilts item

[gentle shell]

........play it again and this time get the Timmie armour it's the best in the game

[fierce rain]

my attacking weapon rn is a pair of high heels dude

[fiery flower]

I got the true pacifist ending and have no intention of opening the game again

[compact stump]

pairslop in every game

[fiery flower]

it's been quite a few years

[gentle shell]

I opened it just to get the dog shrine trophies

[fierce rain]

that was the only thing i wasn’t blind to

[gentle shell]

Unfortunately.....I had to genocide kill toriel to gain enough money

[fierce rain]

i knew i needed to spare papyrus

[fiery flower]

especially when there's so many endings

[fierce rain]

WAIT YOU COULDVE SAVED TORIEL

I KILLED HER

SHES DEAD

[blissful geode]

Fraud when

[fiery flower]

people need to figure out the game on their own

[gentle shell]

...... wrong server

[fiery flower]

it's a much better experience

[blissful geode]

Shi wrong sv

[fierce rain]

DUDE I KILLED TORIEL YOURE TELLING ME SHE COULDVE LIVED

[fiery flower]

if you don't know anything about Flowey beforehand and reset after killing Toriel for example. His words hit extra hard

[gentle shell]

...... don't tell the fucking Undertale fans you did this they'll murder you

[fierce rain]

I DIDNT REALIZE

[timber hatch]

ooooh i thought it was about balatro

[timber hatch]

come on the game teaches you the mechanics of acting and sparing

[fierce rain]

I KNOW

[timber hatch]

and youre still surprised?

[fierce rain]

BUT I DIDNT THINK I COULD SPARE HER

SHE WAS BLOCKING ME FROM LEAVING

if i spared her i wouldn’t’ve been able to leave…

i thought

[gentle shell]

She won't kill you

[timber hatch]

by "farming" like in a normal rpg

[oblique isle]

“YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!”

[fierce rain]

oh i remember

but i still killed her

[fiery flower]

The game never seemed like an RPG to me

[gentle shell]

You get to two health and she purposely makes them avoid you from there just keep sparing her

[timber hatch]

it pretty much is a rpg

[fierce rain]

well maybe that’s why the dog shrine was so easy

[timber hatch]

not a very conventional one, but still

[fierce rain]

i always had an abundance of money

[timber hatch]

but its fair

[fiery flower]

this is intentional by Toby

[fierce rain]

you’re not supposed to think that’s an option?

[timber hatch]

yes

[fiery flower]

it literally teaches you to be determined for the rest of the game

which the Asgore fight then flips on its head

your only option is to kill him

[timber hatch]

then after you have to murder Flowey to death as well

[fiery flower]

well

[fierce rain]

i can’t beat fucking mettaton ex so i doubt im getting anywhere near asgore and flowey

let alone sans

[fiery flower]

flowey is not hard dw

he's a wimp

[oblique isle]

Flowey when I use herbicide

[neat gull]

I’m eating popcorn watching this convo lol

[oblique isle]

eats your popcorn (evilly)

[neat gull]

MAH POPCORN

[gentle shell]

he dies in one shot

[austere ore]

localthunk is online hooray

localthunk I just beat purple stake on Black Deck are you proud of me

[gentle shell]

is that rare

[boreal scarab]

I'm trying to make notes of what everything does in the game so I can plan out my runs better

[gentle shell]

sound like alot of unnessicary work

[boreal scarab]

Eh, I like making documents

Besides, if I go for the plat, I need all the help I can get

[gentle shell]

i just wing it its random after all

[lusty canopy]

Yes I am proud of you

I know you can beat orange and gold stake as well

[gentle shell]

beat gold

[naive perch]

N-No!

[boreal scarab]

Does Luchador disable the big boss blinds like Violet Vessel and Crimson Heart as well?

[gentle shell]

i think it does consult the wiki

[boreal scarab]

Wait, I forgot there's a wiki

Thank you

[solemn elm]

make sure to use balatrowiki.org, not the fandom wiki

the fandom wiki isnt maintained (besides removing offensive content)

[gentle shell]

yeah like half the questions this server gets asked could be answered by the wiki

[lusty canopy]

Yes. Don't sell luchador when its deactivated by crimson heart tho

[boreal scarab]

Cool, page is bookmarked

[gentle shell]

let me save this info for later

i did not know there was a difrent wiki

buble

[solemn elm]

it's the wiki that's linked in #links

[gentle shell]

fandom also has a shit ton of ads making it slow

ik this cause i read the transgender wiki page on gender wiki everyday

[boreal scarab]

Tysm

[gentle shell]

yknow balatro mod manager would be better if the rich presence SHOWED WHEN YOU WERE ACTUALLY PLAYING IT

[fierce rain]

good day, goobers.

i don’t want to go to workkkk

ughhh

my shift starts in 45 mins

[gentle shell]

girlys theres nothing happening here so uh tell me what you think about foxes ig

[fierce rain]

w

[gentle shell]

god im so bored i am just waiting for the new layer of ultrakill to release

i get hakita lives in finland but didnt dave say 12 pm?

its a good bit after 12 where i live

[long atlas]

oh wait there’s a new layer coming today

how did i not know this

[placid turret]

fraud tomorrow!

[gentle shell]

and isnt new blood an american dev team

[placid turret]

🤑

HAKITA IS FINNISH????

[gentle shell]

aparently a mixture of today and tommorow

THIS COULD OF BEEN AVOIDED WITH JUST A FUCKING RELEASE DATE

i guess the confusion does fit with the layer tho.....

[placid turret]

how did i not know my 7th favourite developer is finnish!

[gentle shell]

have you not explored ultrakills files

[placid turret]

No!

[oblique isle]

Dude every weird game that ever existed is from Finnish devs

[gentle shell]

theres a video in them called fuck finland

i think in game its supposed to be in the credits musume theatre

[signal sonnet]

Is it worth it to grab a polychrome Joker if I have Stencil

[gentle shell]

..how many jokers u got beside that

[signal sonnet]

Just hypothetically

[placid turret]

isnt it +0.5 mult

[signal sonnet]

If I had a Stencil at like x3

And there was a Polychrome Joker in the shop

Is it worth it

[gentle shell]

girly was thinking about balatro in the shower TwT a true addict

[signal sonnet]

Actually I'm doing the math rn

There's actually no change whatsoever

1.5 x 2 is 3

[placid turret]

yeah

if 3x or 4x? yes

[signal sonnet]

So like I guess it's only really worth it if it's a mult Joker

[placid turret]

if not? no

[boreal scarab]

So if you had a Stencil and a Polychrome Cavendish or something, it would be worth it

[signal sonnet]

Okay well one run I had a Polychrome Abstract

And Stencil

I KNOW THAT THEY COUNTER EACH OTHER I WANTED THE POLYCHROME

[placid turret]

slawg you saying you wpuldnt pick up cavendish with stencil??

[boreal scarab]

No, I would

Its just the first thing that came to mind

[placid turret]

gotta say like... loyalty card or acrobat

[gentle shell]

do any of you think about balatro while trying to sleep or taking a shower or something completly unrelated to the game entirely

[placid turret]

not really

[boreal scarab]

I've heard the theme music at work in my head

But thats about it

[placid turret]

i think about my failures so balatro runs come into mind

[signal sonnet]

Me when I try and sleep but the Balatro game over sound rings in my ears like ptsd

[placid turret]

eee uuuu eh urhhhh

[oblique isle]

This is why I reset before I die

[prisma sphinx]

Guys i finally got the game today

[signal sonnet]

Coward

[prisma sphinx]

😄

[boreal scarab]

Let's goooo

[oblique isle]

It’s called time saves

[prisma sphinx]

I haven’t played it yet

[gentle shell]

then the echo of you breaking the device cause fucking gold stake

[prisma sphinx]

But everyone says it good

[boreal scarab]

It is

[signal sonnet]

Convenient that "The Water" Boss directly counters Fire Joker

[gentle shell]

....pokemon type shi

[oblique isle]

Do you think pokemon would play balatro if they could

Not the human characters I mean the mons

[gentle shell]

uhhhh every eeveeloution would

[placid turret]

fire joker counters the plant kindaish

[signal sonnet]

Why did I just get such an intense ad about Mario Old Spice

[boreal scarab]

If they could, all but 1 of the Gen 1 mons should have a Joker thats assigned to them

[placid turret]

depends if you run face cards or not

[gentle shell]

tf is this whiplash

[gentle shell]

[signal sonnet]

The reason The Plant counters all Jokers that rely on face cards is because of the plant uprising

[gentle shell]

fuck the plant its ruined so many good naninf runs

[signal sonnet]

I had such a good run going that was entirely face cards

It was like, Sock, Smiley, and Pareidolia

And I got Mark

[gentle shell]

imagine having 2 barons a polychrome mime an entire deck of steel kings dna and blueprint

[long atlas]

mark i’ve made a steak

[signal sonnet]

I actually managed to pull through somehow, just barely

And then immediately after

[placid turret]

a steak?!?!?!

[long atlas]

the reason plants disable face cards is because plants don’t have faces

think about it

[gentle shell]

NOW IMAGINE THIS BASTARD SHOWING UP

[lusty canopy]

Would love to see wailord playing balatro ngl

[signal sonnet]

The reason the head disables heart cards is because your hearts are in your chests and not your heads

[placid turret]

it shouldve been the mask instead

[long atlas]

the reason the club disables clubs is because club

the reason the water gets rid of discards is because they drowned

[gentle shell]

wow did that take rocket science ?!

[oblique isle]

Yes actually

[signal sonnet]

The reason the mouth only lets you play ine hand type is because he uhh eats the other hand types

[lusty canopy]

Mouth is picky

[oblique isle]

No it’s cause you’re spitting

[long atlas]

the reason the goad disables spades is because it’s one letter off from goat and spades are NOT the goat it’s diamonds

[gentle shell]

okay thats a strech

[long atlas]

the reason the eye lets you play each hand once is because it looks at your hands and says “nuh uh”

[gentle shell]

do any of you psychopaths play without high contrast cards

[placid turret]

yes

[long atlas]

i sure hope not

[gentle shell]

psychopath

[long atlas]

no no hold on let me defend him

sometimes the non contrast cards look nice

[signal sonnet]

The reason the wheel turns your cards over is because uhh wheel

[long atlas]

fish does the same because fish flopping

[placid turret]

i just dont see the appeal of high contrast cards

[long atlas]

people say the unified colors (specifically on jqk) look better

[signal sonnet]

The reason the wall is a extra large blind is because walls are supposed to stop things

[long atlas]

plus it discerns diamonds from hearts and clubs from spades at a quick glance

[placid turret]

ALSO if you play with high contrast cards because you mistake spade and club/heart and diamond you are legally colorblind id say /jokering

[gentle shell]

....it helps you spot diamonds from hears and clubs from spades better

[placid turret]

[signal sonnet]

That's about it idk how the other bosses tie to their mechanics

[gentle shell]

......FFS THE CARDS NORMALLY ARE THE SAME COLOR

[long atlas]

the window disables diamond because windows are square and diamonds are a square flipped on a corner

[placid turret]

i only get why the house makes your first hand upside down because the house plays unfair

[fierce rain]

wow chat becomes active the second i pull up to my work

[long atlas]

quick everyone shut up nixons here

[fierce rain]

🙁

[long atlas]

joking my pal

[fierce rain]

mhm

😔

☹️

[placid turret]

hello freaky president

[fierce rain]

hi

[gentle shell]

im still waiting for that slow ass finnish TO UPLOAD THE NEW CONTENT

[long atlas]

bala in the meantime

[placid turret]

yes!

[gentle shell]

ultrakill x balatro lets make it happen

[placid turret]

i will Draw and Joker Poker

[long atlas]

isn’t that in friends of jimbo or am i tweaking

[gentle shell]

no but thats where i got the idea from

[placid turret]

❌

[long atlas]

huh yeah guess not

[signal sonnet]

How the hell does Jimbo got so many friends

[placid turret]

we will see how many friends of jimbo we get in the future

[long atlas]

he’s a popular guy what can ya say

[gentle shell]

i want v1 gabriel and whoever tf else on my face cards

[placid turret]

blue prince in friends of jimbo next? 👀

[long atlas]

deltarune friends with jimbo when

ena would be cool as well

mindwave and buster jam are sadly probably too niche to land a spot

cuphead perhaps

[gentle shell]

cult of the lamb and enter the gungeon were deltarune prob will too

[fierce rain]

woah bro

get this guy outta here

[placid turret]

KILL!!!!

[long atlas]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fierce rain]

ty mods

[solid timber]

Ban

[swift sail]

mods

[placid turret]

yay

[fierce rain]

ily mods you the goat

[long atlas]

mods crushed his skull

[placid turret]

tank you mods

[gentle shell]

ultrakill is also not outside the possibitys either its pretty popular

[fierce rain]

also lowk confirms they’re always watching

yall have no life

i love that for you guys

[signal sonnet]

What

[long atlas]

i think megabonk also has a decent chance

[signal sonnet]

What happened I wasn't looking

[gentle shell]

hey mods why am i not allowed to say the f word

[fierce rain]

fuck

[long atlas]

duck

[fierce rain]

suck

[swift sail]

there's no farting in balatro

[placid turret]

puck

[fierce rain]

muck

[swift sail]

despite the beans

[long atlas]

YOU CANT SAY THAT

[placid turret]

luck

[signal sonnet]

buck

[swift sail]

im a mod on a power trip i can say fart as much as i want

[fierce rain]

huck

[gentle shell]

ITS DELETED TWO OF MY MESSAGES WITH THAT WORD

[placid turret]

yuck!

[long atlas]

MODS BAN VONNEGUT

[signal sonnet]

2 is the limit

[placid turret]

fuck fuck?

[swift sail]

do it cowards

[gentle shell]

cant ban a mod

farting

[long atlas]

mods are lowkey chill i like yall

[tawny pasture]

dont tell me how to live my life

[gentle shell]

real

[long atlas]

clearly you haven’t picked up bean yet

[placid turret]

the bean...

[long atlas]

because i hear NO gaseousness

[swift sail]

anon stream donations with VO enabled and then you do it maybe i already do

[tawny pasture]

....wait was that you.

[swift sail]

you'll never know

[tawny pasture]

LOL

im sure i got receipts somewhere

[sharp hollow]

i got apple juice

[swift sail]

you think my twitch name is the same as my discord name? do you think me a fool?

[gentle shell]

16 hours on the balatro mod manager im going for a wr

[sharp hollow]

it's a lot better than gros michel juice

[neat gull]

Vonne is the ninja dono??????

[tawny pasture]

haha yea thatd be crazy if someone had the same name on both

[swift sail]

difference between you and me is i am not trying to expand my public footprint

[tawny pasture]

honestly its overrated

you get people making fart sounds on TTS donos on anon accounts as a result

[swift sail]

i agree and thus i have already depicted myself as the chad reclusive wise man and you as the publicity seeking jester

[tawny pasture]

a wise man does not have to tell people he is wise. they only need to look at their long white wizard beard

[swift sail]

also i didn't even know you got a ninja dono this is the level of my wisdom

[gentle shell]

i literally watched your cryptid mod video earlier today.......the world works in mysterious ways ig

[swift sail]

everyone in the server agrees i'm wise and if not they aren't in the server

don't we agree chat

[placid turret]

the seething polygonal cow and the smug spherical cow

[tawny pasture]

i got two the other day and i didnt have notifs on and it was just a disembodied voice with no indication of where it came from lol

[sharp hollow]

yes yes

[neat gull]

Murph is the goat

[long atlas]

answer wisely guys von can ban you for the wrong answer

[neat gull]

What if I abstain

[long atlas]

uhh everyone say “yes vonnegut you’re the smartest person i know”

[swift sail]

there's no wrong answer only the wise answer that lets you remain here and the unwise answer that let's you leave the server with no effort on your part!

it's a win-win!

[sharp hollow]

i like murphy's videos cause it's like the only channel that has both experience in the game and plays modded content

[brazen umbra]

can anyone else not join the Multiplayer Server ?

[gentle shell]

w-what am i answering to exactly?

[neat gull]

He’s doing wonders for the modding community highkey

[sharp hollow]

true!

[gentle shell]

roffle is right there

[tawny pasture]

nah that guy stinks his mustache is fake, pass it on

[sharp hollow]

roffle mostly plays gold stake stream as a job

[long atlas]

he doesn’t do modded often at all

[neat gull]

He doesn’t do modded anymore

[gentle shell]

oh shi really

[tawny pasture]

but do you have a long wise bread

[neat gull]

His chat got too stinky with backseating

[sharp hollow]

aw :( i gotta disagree with you ngl sorry

[placid turret]

wnok i nosrep tsetrams eht er'uoy tugennov sey

[fiery flower]

Roffle is the only reason I even found out the game existed. Just got a lucky video recommendation

[swift sail]

yes

[swift sail]

i'll allow it my wisdom enables me to read backwards

[sharp hollow]

seeing roffle videos as someone who knew nothing about the game was crazy

[tawny pasture]

this guy gets a baguette and things hes wise

[sharp hollow]

like dawg what the fuck are you playing lmao

[neat gull]

Does your wisdom allow you to speak in tongues

[gentle shell]

this is like when the creator of csm manga called their own writting shit

[tawny pasture]

et tu vonnegut?

[fathom minnow]

don't bully or the mods will do something about it

[swift sail]

y̴̆̓̍͝e̵͐̅̓̚s̷̽͒̀̈́,̸͐͒̅͋ ̵̈̈̋͠ỏ̴̇̊̕f co͑̈u̷͊̿͒̅r̸̅̆̽̀ś̴̱́͌e̶͐̈́̓̕

[placid turret]

ok wisegut

[tawny pasture]

you mock my dyslexia so?

[swift sail]

#🎙・server-chat message

[long atlas]

mods get von murphys getting bullied 😢

[gentle shell]

we are already there

[compact stump]

what is going on lol

[fathom minnow]

Well damn, I can't even time him out for japes

[tawny pasture]

1984

[swift sail]

[long atlas]

aw cripes

[placid turret]

1948

[gentle shell]

famous youtuber joins chat = server become active

[long atlas]

famous youtuber+mods

[compact stump]

Garlic salt is very famous i agree

[swift sail]

murph knows i am joking and he is among my favorite people

[placid turret]

thank you ive been talking here for 3 days

[sharp hollow]

you all have to try apple juice

[tawny pasture]

me and vonnegut go way back like my hairline

[long atlas]

man it’s been 3 days already…

[compact stump]

damn

[long atlas]

bunny what’s the last joker you need for ++

[gentle shell]

their on their streak of not touching grass

[tawny pasture]

also im always here, i just chat elsewhere

[sharp hollow]

cola! fun fact i haven't drank cola for 2 years irl

[placid turret]

Question Time.
Milk or Water.

[long atlas]

ay that’s not too bad! you’ve been missing out on irl cola btw

[compact stump]

i think i’ve never seen murphy without a cap on

[long atlas]

water easy

[tawny pasture]

thats by design

[compact stump]

now that i think about it

[fathom minnow]

You're just sliding into my DMs most of the time

[sharp hollow]

yay. yeah but i'm not missing out on much tbh

apple juice better

[compact stump]

born with a cap on lmao

[tawny pasture]

[gentle shell]

dont listen to them drink acid aka mnt dew

[long atlas]

imma be so honest i assumed he was bald sorry murphy

[tawny pasture]

how else would i get pics of goose?

[compact stump]

lol

[tawny pasture]

you know what assuming does...

[swift sail]

he's BALD?

[fathom minnow]

GOOSE

[swift sail]

anyone ever see murph and NL in the same place at the same time?

[long atlas]

my social studies teacher made this joke lol

[signal sonnet]

That's not a goose
That's a dog

[brazen nacelle]

what we talking about?

[long atlas]

anyone ever see murph and balatro in the same place at the same time?

[tawny pasture]

no one will ever see me without a hat unless you meet me in person

[sharp hollow]

btw since murphy is chat i think it wouldn't hurt to ask a question

[brazen nacelle]

that red thing does NOT look like a dog to me

[compact stump]

he is the chat

[gentle shell]

yo if i download every joker mod on balatro mod manager and launch the game what would happen

[brazen nacelle]

owwwww~ /j

[tawny pasture]

itd crash

[placid turret]

you get 3 curses

[long atlas]

explosion

[compact stump]

probably crash

[neat gull]

Death

[compact stump]

not probably

it will

[high violet]

the mod that makes you crash immediately:

[sharp hollow]

@tawny pasture i remember watching you play the ortalab mod and there were face cards designed about you and you actually knew those characters' names. are they your ocs perhaps?

[compact stump]

cryptid ?

[brazen nacelle]

turns me into the person on the right 😨

[tawny pasture]

one day on the flight to turkey maybe

[tawny pasture]

theyre characters from my content yes

[sharp hollow]

waow cool

[swift sail]

sorry he takes pride

[tawny pasture]

idc what airline he uses

[long atlas]

noo now june is just month

[swift sail]

B+

[tawny pasture]

we both gotta land at the same airport

[compact stump]

what’s the texture pack doc uses to make showman chip?

[placid turret]

holy shit my run just got saved so hard

[tawny pasture]

thats a fanart that splatterproto did from the invitational i casted many ages ago

[unkempt hedge]

Balaytro

[tawny pasture]

||also the first fanart anyone has ever done of me it made me tear up a bit|| but ill never admit that in a public forum

[swift sail]

its been 85 years

[compact stump]

it ain’t for the public? 😞

[swift sail]

AND ITS SO GOOD

[placid turret]

i got chicot. 2 chicots it is

[unkempt hedge]

Triboulet

[tawny pasture]

it was in docs mod for showman but it was recently updated. Its also in rofflatro

[long atlas]

doesn’t doc lock the names of all of the mods he uses behind a paid something or other

[compact stump]

u just reminded me i wanna try rofflatro

[unkempt hedge]

What's rofflatro

[tawny pasture]

its in his discord yeah

[long atlas]

balatro mod based around roffle

[compact stump]

riddle

[long atlas]

shut it

[compact stump]

nu huh

[long atlas]

i have dirt on you glob.

[tawny pasture]

its so good. ive never looked so dapper. pixels suit me ig

[compact stump]

shush

[placid turret]

i love riddles

[long atlas]

nu huh

[tawny pasture]

me when i take the banana hat off

[long atlas]

show off your glorious luscious locks

take it off.

[brazen nacelle]

I think I drew murphy before
(I drew the damn joker on scratch)

[compact stump]

on scratch?

[tawny pasture]

captain america voice: no i dont think i will

[brazen nacelle]

never use smth like that to draw it is NOT fun

[compact stump]

what made you think it was lmao

[brazen nacelle]

you cant undo your art after switching another tab

cant, not can

murphy saw it actually

[sharp hollow]

mrow

[long atlas]

to be fair it is a coding website not a drawing website

[brazen nacelle]

I posted it on reddit like a year ago, not touching reddit again

[compact stump]

lol

[brazen nacelle]

well, now I use aseprite which is 1000% better

🙏 I would be dead without aseprite

[tawny pasture]

ive been using pixquare

[compact stump]

i use libresprite to mess around with jokers

[sharp hollow]

btw were we talking about the showman retexture art in doc's videos

[long atlas]

true aesprite is goated

[fiery flower]

mythical decision making

[brazen nacelle]

aseprite is good enough that I drew my pfp on it

[sharp hollow]

sick

[compact stump]

balatro art is made on aseprite

[brazen nacelle]

a lot of it is

[tawny pasture]

when i got into doing pixel art a few months ago i tried aesprite and pixquare and vibed with the latter more

[compact stump]

thunk has 3k hours on it lol

[brazen nacelle]

well its not like it's a legal requirement to draw a certain way (Id be done for if that was true)
do whatever is better for you

"oh no someone is drawing art on a slightly differing application my life is ruined!"

[tawny pasture]

im not sure why i did tho. aesprite is more accessible outside of just my ipad. maybe it was the animation frames

[brazen nacelle]

or something idk

[tawny pasture]

its been fun though. im bad at it but its fun problem solving in confined spaces

[placid turret]

i love balatro!

its fun

[lone heart]

based based based based based based

[sharp hollow]

balatro more like

dalqak

haha got em

[lone heart]

I'm playing it

and by it

haha lets just say

balatro

[compact stump]

watch this

[solemn elm]

DICE-A-MILLION COMES OUT TOMORROW

YEAAAAAH

[fathom minnow]

IT'S SO GOOD!!

[solemn elm]

YEAH

ITS AWESOME

i played the demo so much i got sick of it

[solemn elm]

have you tried The Loopler

it has a demo, you should give it a go if you havent already

its a racing idler roguelite

yes

it is a very awesome niche indie title

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3497720/Dice_A_Million_Demo/

[tired pecan]

Oops all 6 if it was even better

[solemn elm]

YEAH

[opaque shard]

Hey char

[solemn elm]

im so excited for the indie roguelike scene

[tired pecan]

Cant wait till my favorite poker roguelike "Balatro" comes out

[solemn elm]

insider trading came out, dice a million comes out tomorrow, omelet you cook 1.0 came out 2 weeks ago, slay the spire 2 comes out next month

slay the spire 2 releases in like 2 weeks i think

less than that

march 5th

[compact stump]

i like both ionno

[tired pecan]

Who even plays new cod

[sharp hollow]

i don't like soccer games

[compact stump]

i like indies and triple A games

[sharp hollow]

a lot of people actually, somehow

[tired pecan]

Both games i play were made and are still developed by a single person

[compact stump]

the last of us 2 had me crazy

[tired pecan]

That extra dimension costs 5 bajillion doller

[compact stump]

nintendo overpriced bananza

[tired pecan]

God i love saying dollars as doller its so funny for no reason

But funnier spelling

[solemn elm]

omelet you cook has half as many reviews as the latest COD on steam, so not really that many people

[tired pecan]

I mispell certain words on purpose because that makes them look funnier 🐈👀🎉

Whats cod even about idk i dont play shooters

[scenic cliff]

wtf how did you send an image in the channel this is forbidden

[compact stump]

mod

[tired pecan]

I like games where i can take 5 gazillion years to decide if i want a perishable card sharp or eternal rental creditcard

[solemn elm]

ive been playing helldivers 2 a lot recently, which i felt bad about initially but then i remembered how long ago i bought it and kinda just ignored that feeling.
(i bought the game in february 2024)

i wish i could get back into it

im not depressed enough to be that autistic rn

[barren kindle]

LMAO

yeah thats what made me get dead god the first time

[tired pecan]

My brother plays isaac a lot idk it felt too hard for me when i tried

[solemn elm]

my autism gets way more manageable when im better mentally, and then my ADHD takes over

[tired pecan]

I like balala,,, its slow and hard of brain variety

[barren kindle]

isaac is not for the faint of heart

[solemn elm]

I have 565 hours in isaac

i havent played DBD in 1077 days but it's still my most played game by a crazy margin

[tired pecan]

Im just not used to clicking anything more than my mouse and like wasd maybe wdym i have to handle 2 key layouts at once

[boreal scarab]

Afternoon, gamers

[solemn elm]

oh wait

[boreal scarab]

Im making a bit of lunch before I continue Balatro runs

[solemn elm]

i removed it from my account which means my playtime isnt displayed anymore

im free holy shit

balatro is now my most played game

[barren kindle]

whyd you do that

[solemn elm]

because I hate that game so much

[barren kindle]

lmao

reasonable

[boreal scarab]

LFG

[tired pecan]

Balala better than anything

[solemn elm]

it makes me feel depressed because I would just play that game when I was depressed

[solemn elm]

and I never want to see anything about that game anymore

[tired pecan]

🐎

[barren kindle]

sometimes i wonder if isaac got me through a depression or made it worse i feel like DBD would definitely make it worse

[amber rune]

Would you eat 1000 dollars for 10000 fries

[solemn elm]

no

[gentle shell]

It's been 3 hours and still no ultrakill update

[boreal scarab]

Is this meant to be the other way around?

[gentle shell]

So I came back

[amber rune]

No

[boreal scarab]

Cool

[amber rune]

Eat money

[solemn elm]

do they go off if i dont eat them quick enough

[boreal scarab]

Im not eating money

[amber rune]

It aint about the money

[compact stump]

rot?

[solemn elm]

spoil

[barren kindle]

would you eat an orange for 1 million dollars you dont have to eat the peel and you dont have to eat it if you dont want

[solemn elm]

ya

[barren kindle]

curious

[amber rune]

No i dont really like oranges that much

[solemn elm]

its a british english thing

[compact stump]

top 3 fruits chat

NOW

[barren kindle]

do berries counnt

[compact stump]

fruit.

idc what type

fruit

[barren kindle]

mango pinapple strawberry

[amber rune]

Would you place items on various shelves from 9am until 4pm each day to earn $9 an hour every time you do it

[compact stump]

is it too bad that i dont fw mango

i tried it once and it tasted weird

[tired pecan]

Would you like to have 5 dollars in a million years

Or 1 dollar in 5 million years

[amber rune]

Pineapple would be better if it didnt make you feel like shit after 6 bites

Also mango the most overrated fruit of all time i’m sorry

[compact stump]

Would you rather see your entire family getting killed

Or

Do c++ on blackd deck and naneinf on painted

[amber rune]

There is literally no downside to not picking the first tho

[compact stump]

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[amber rune]

The first is a very clear negative and the second is a positive there is no downside for the second

[barren kindle]

the downside is you have to play balatro

[amber rune]

Unless your entire family is hitler or smth i cant see why you would pick 1

[compact stump]

Its a joke.

a joke.

j

o

k

e

[amber rune]

I took that way too seriously i’m sorry

[barren kindle]

a BAT CREDIT CARD??/

[compact stump]

lmao dw

u?

fair

[amber rune]

I thought you meant achieve naninf not try and get naninf i just realised

[barren kindle]

thats so epic

mk bro

[compact stump]

lol

[amber rune]

Me too bro, me too

[solemn elm]

C++ on black deck is what im already going for

and naneinf on painted seems fine

[compact stump]

why do you hate yourself

/j

thats crazy tho

[solemn elm]

i have a 7.5% winrate so far lol

[barren kindle]

woof

[compact stump]

i have a 2%

...

on all decks.

cmon

[solemn elm]

damn

i probably have like 10x your hours tbf

[compact stump]

i only have 7 decks gold staked

[amber rune]

#2 spot of what

[compact stump]

lol

[amber rune]

What are your hours

Can I join you

[solemn elm]

570 on steam, ~350 on mobile

[compact stump]

i prolly have like 400

on everything

[amber rune]

I booted up balatro the minute i was born and only stopped to sleep those are rookie numbers

[barren kindle]

i think my hours is like

320

[compact stump]

not on everything

[barren kindle]

330.8 yea

[solemn elm]

that means youre underage

[compact stump]

3 years

[barren kindle]

time machine

[amber rune]

No mate i used my aura to go into the future and get a copy of baltro then go back

[barren kindle]

why didnt you stop it

[compact stump]

why would he stop peak

[barren kindle]

oh i didnt mean balatro

[fiery flower]

cycles

[amber rune]

Ww2 or 9/11

[barren kindle]

i mean im not picky

[amber rune]

I only had one trip and back

[boreal scarab]

Sorry, Im a Geometry Dash nerd, so I thought of the level when I saw this

[daring zodiac]

What a very specific hyper niche reference that I get

I like that level

[amber rune]

I thought of that fnf mod from 5 years ago for some reason

[daring zodiac]

Nah you’re kidding

5.years ago?

[amber rune]

2021 right

[daring zodiac]

Don’t tell me it’s been 5 years

WTF

[fiery flower]

that's what I was going for 😂

[boreal scarab]

Fair

[fiery flower]

welcome home, cycles

[boreal scarab]

OH, I get it now

[slim junco]

My exploded

[vivid palm]

i want chickens

i want to sell eggs i will become a billionaire selling 5 quintillion eggs per day

how to chicken

[balmy rampart]

okay thank you

[hollow loom]

aw man why are there no vcs

[hollow loom]

remember hd version?

[fiery flower]

aw shucks, I don't think I do

[hot vortex]

Gng 😭😭

Its been 8 hours or smth

[hollow loom]

its was not good 😭

[signal sonnet]

They should add like a Joker, called Invisible Joker, and he can like duplicate a random Joker when you sell him after 2 rounds

[elder sleet]

Hi chat

[oblique isle]

Hi

[boreal scarab]

Yo

How's it going?

[elder sleet]

Its good

[boreal scarab]

Thats good to hear

[elder sleet]

Thakns pal

[fierce rain]

sounds too close to stencil joker. that’d never happen

[scenic cliff]

So just a better ankh?

[signal sonnet]

Well yes

[fierce rain]

how would a negative version work?

[signal sonnet]

I mean I guess maybe like the clone could be negative too

[fierce rain]

seems unlikely that could ever be a thing ngl - sorry bud

[signal sonnet]

How about a Joker that can like copy a random Joker each hand

[fierce rain]

isn’t that just a worse blueprint

[signal sonnet]

Okay wise guy you try to come up with a new copying Joker

[fierce rain]

hear me out

blueprint

[oblique isle]

Honk shoo honk shoo

[dapper sleet]

We don't need a 3rd bs

[fierce rain]

but instead of copying the joker to the right

it copies it to the left

[dapper sleet]

Hmm

[signal sonnet]

So like a better Brainstorm?

[fierce rain]

yes

[signal sonnet]

Lame

[fierce rain]

or or

[dapper sleet]

Well better imagine it copy the left most joker

[fierce rain]

Crimson Heart the Joker

just a permanent fuck you

[dapper sleet]

And then to use it you would need to brainstorm a bit

[fierce rain]

honestly though

[signal sonnet]

Okay guys I got the perfect idea for a new Joker

This Joker copies the ability of the last Joker you sold

[fierce rain]

it’d be super cool to have a Challenge run where the effects of Crimson Heart are applied for the entire run.

This isn’t a goof

[compact stump]

violet vessel joker: makes every blind requirement x4 of what it should be

[dapper sleet]

Maybe it could be found just in ante 8

[signal sonnet]

Oops All Ones! Joker where all probabilities are zero

[dapper sleet]

Isn't it useful just for glass ?

That's not that good

[signal sonnet]

Nuh uh

Banana

And uhh The Wheel

[compact stump]

I use gros michel hoping it breaks lol

[signal sonnet]

And the new Joker, Greg who gives you x20 mult but has a 1 in 10 chance to crash your game

And end your run

[fierce rain]

genuinely real joker idea

1/6 chance to cut down chip requirement by 1/3 at the start of the blind/boss

1/20 chance to apply the effect of violet vessel at the start of the blind/boss

[signal sonnet]

Huh

[oblique isle]

What drugs are required to think that

[signal sonnet]

Okay so my Joker idea is Red Joker. And he gives you mult +2 for each card not currently in your deck

[oblique isle]

Wait hold on that’s fire

[signal sonnet]

Yea I know cuz I just stole Blue Joker's mechanic and flipped it backwards

[compact stump]

erosion but worse

[high violet]

balatro wins most unc game award

this message was beamed into my head

[solemn elm]

what do you mean "not currently in your deck"

because there are an infinite amount of cards not currently in your deck

[signal sonnet]

Like I mean

Cards played or discarded

[solemn elm]

oh

[signal sonnet]

Basically reverse Blue Joker

But Red

[solemn elm]

yeah but also ridiculously strong

[signal sonnet]

Cuz that's like the Mult color

[solemn elm]

+16 at base and it scales by +10, temporarily sure, but still a lot every time you play a hand or discard

[signal sonnet]

Then it could be +1 idk

[timber hatch]

but i think its still pretty limited

[solemn elm]

it's still ridiculously strong

[signal sonnet]

At +1 that's only like what a max of uhh

[timber hatch]

hmmm

[solemn elm]

the highest flat +mult there is in the game is half joker at +20

[timber hatch]

true

[solemn elm]

and it's pretty restrictive in what you can score with it

[signal sonnet]

Assuming it's red deck and you have both discard vouchers

Should I include Merry Andy

[solemn elm]

no

[signal sonnet]

Uhh lemme see

That's like

About +6 mult assuming you got allat

[solemn elm]

even if you just look at a base deck, that's 2x(8+5x2) mult from just discarding

[solemn elm]

what

[signal sonnet]

I changed it to +1 now

It's my idea I changed it right now

[solemn elm]

that still doesnt make sense though

[fierce rain]

what the best way to burn down a building and not get caught for it

[solemn elm]

+6 mult would mean you only drew 6 cards

which is impossible with 7 handsize and a deck of more than 5 cards

[signal sonnet]

Oh right I forgot the starting habd oops

Well uhhh It's an idea

[solemn elm]

if it was "+2 mult for every card discarded this round" that'd be fine

[signal sonnet]

Do you get caught lighting buildings on fire often?

[solemn elm]

kinda just a worse summit though

[signal sonnet]

Fine

[fierce rain]

i’m just really sick of my shift

and want it to end prematurely

[signal sonnet]

I mean I feel like it's pretty easy if you just light it on fire

Won't leave fingerprints cuz they all burn

Obviously

[fierce rain]

cameras

[signal sonnet]

Then wear an inconspicuous outfit

[compact stump]

ohhhh

[solemn elm]

fingerprints can be recovered from fires

[compact stump]

wait how did yall go from jokers ideas to this

[signal sonnet]

Then burn your fingerprints off your hands so you can't leave any

Or just wear gloves

That too

[fierce rain]

i already work here so my fingerprints would be all of the building

i’ve been here for years now

fingerprints aren’t really an issue

cameras are

and making it look like an electrical fire or smth

[solemn elm]

don't burn things down

[fierce rain]

even if the building only partially burns i’ll be ok

i just need some of it

enough to leave

[autumn shell]

Burn all of it down

[high violet]

did anyone notice the new items on makeship dropping tomorrow https://www.makeship.com/shop/creator/balatro

food joker pins and a gros michel pillow plush 🤔

[compact stump]

That’s the big plush thunk mentioneeed

[high violet]

i see

i also hope regular jimbo comes back too 🙏

[compact stump]

same.

[long atlas]

wait this was the bodypillow he was taking about

[compact stump]

yeahhh that too

u right

and it’s gon be a gros michel

how big tho

[long atlas]

what ever happened to the yootooZ

[opaque shard]

🐴

Horse

[long atlas]

mods can em

[fierce rain]

still just coming soon

https://youtooz.com/products/royalflush

[long atlas]

huh welp i still got time for a paycheck

[cold idol]

a long distance plan

ofcourse

[fierce rain]

i’m wondering if i can rig something to catch fire

like a timed release thing

[void cliff]

This man is reverse engineering a bomb

[small osprey]

p

[signal sonnet]

Astronomer and Constellation is so fire

[modern helm]

why is there not a meme channel

I have an amazing meme and i wanna share it but no meme channel :(

[signal sonnet]

Off Topic lets you post images

[modern helm]

hot meme delivered

that'll be ONE server point (jk)

[grim sparrow]

Ballaltro

Get it cause ball

And balatro

[modern helm]

[fossil basin]

You ever think a horse should have a gun?

[cloud rain]

no

[solemn elm]

yeah

[tepid charm]

Was doing a fibonacci run and then completely missed a hack that was right there in the shop

[placid turret]

we love cans of food!

[fossil basin]

See you have a, that’s a horse pfp

[cloud rain]

ya

[west tartan]

petition to change server tag back to MULT

[cloud rain]

??? mult was so much worse

[boreal scarab]

I prefer Jimbo

[compact stump]

jimbo makes more sense

[west tartan]

i like mult idk

[cloud rain]

mult is way too general