🎙・server-chat

[sharp hollow]

homeless 5

[dry fern]

I’m crying

[long atlas]

please jimbo i need this

[neon wren]

flush2

[sharp hollow]

but it contains 5 cards of the same rank..

[cloud rain]

five of a kind

[sharp hollow]

i mean

yeah it would

but what if it was an actual hand

based on those conditions

[cloud rain]

Dudeee i hate to call attention to it againnn but the can reacts is too muxh

[long atlas]

yeah guys i think we should can react if the message contains a HORSE not pfps or names

unless both the pfp and username are horses

[sharp cliff]

what about horsie

[neat gull]

How horsey... 🐴

[sharp cliff]

you don't understand...

pfp 100% counts

[long atlas]

i think we should stop if they ask though

[sharp cliff]

well

[neat gull]

respect is key

[sharp cliff]

it's the rule...

[long atlas]

and i don’t wanna hear no “it’s funny let’s keep doing it for the bit” because that’s a dickhead move

[long atlas]

please respect other people

if they don’t want to be can reacted, don’t can react them

simple as that

[sharp cliff]

😔

[long atlas]

respect is an actual rule, which is above a silly rule which is not even in server rules

[sharp cliff]

it is a rule
horsie had to change their name

[long atlas]

did thunk make them or did they do it on their own fruition

because if thunk changed it, then they can change it back if they want, so it’s fine. if they were forced to because people were can reacting and they asked them to stop, that’s a problem

the little i know about thunk, he would almost certainly stop the bit if people were disrespecting others’ wishes for the sake of “haha funny rule”

[compact stump]

wouldn’t call it disrespecting

Annoying maybe

[long atlas]

well if people ask you to stop and you don’t stop that’s disrespectful

that’s what i’m referring to here

i think can reactions are fine, funny even

but if people ask you to stop you should stop

[compact stump]

I agree on that

[long atlas]

cansent is important

remember always ask yourself ‘can they be canned, or did they say i can not?’

[brittle oasis]

Whay have I entered into

[olive smelt]

any ideas #🃏・off-topic ?

[rigid night]

Agreed. LocalThunk would probably rule them immune

[brazen briar]

Say can and you get horsed. Say horse and you get canned.

[sharp hollow]

apparently i have consumed

moldy bread

[olive smelt]

you have 4 hours left

[sharp hollow]

awesome! i don't have to do my exam anymore

[long atlas]

ts was NOT blueberry bread ✌️

[neat gull]

what about the blueberry milk...

[timid cedar]

The bread clearly indicated to you that it did not wish to be consumed, and yet you ignored its plea.

[tribal yew]

Ngl today’s balatrodle answer pairs well with vamp and Midas mask

[sweet herald]

oh no please don’t remind us of blueberry milk 🤢

[neat gull]

Lmaaoooo

It's always the same dude on reels doing ts I swear

[sweet herald]

I’ve only seen that guy pop up once and honestly I’m glad LOL

[neat gull]

Yeah he does some... things to put it lightly

I don't even use reels tbh, I just keep getting sent them by friends 😭

[signal sonnet]

Wow this deck fixing thing is useful

I just had a clean sweep with a lucky red seal ace of clubs deck

[sweet herald]

Oooo nice!

[signal sonnet]

I had uhh DNA, Fibonachi, Trio, Ancient, and Hologram

I really should've replaced Ancient with that Lucky Cat I came across earlier idk why I didnt

[sweet herald]

Honestly yeah cause ancient isn’t deck dependent like the idol iirc

[signal sonnet]

Well I mean at least I got all the planet cards on my mobile account

I was tryna unlock Palette but the run was going so well and like I didn't even get anything to decrease hand size anyway

[sweet herald]

I know it might seem frivolous but if you’re having a hard time getting palette it might be easier if you unlocked stuntman first and then used him to get palette, that’s what I did on a couple saves

[signal sonnet]

I got Palette without Stuntman on my main I was hoping I'd do the same thibg

FUNNILY ENOUGH

I HAVE STUNTMAN ON MOBILE BUT NOT MY MAIN

[sweet herald]

I remember you saying something like that lol

[spice pollen]

What does the second voucher in the blank voucher set do? And what is it called

[signal sonnet]

Antimatter

Gives you an extra joker slot

[sweet herald]

I’m surprised you haven’t gotten stuntman yet on this save purely off the fact that you’ve been grinding for a minute
I can’t remember how I got over 100M the first time it happened I think I had a decent F5 build with I think also ancient

I had some other scaling jokers and some steels I think

Idk it just kinda happened

[signal sonnet]

Dawg I got Stuntman on a random white stake on my mobile account

[sweet herald]

Plasma maybe?

I think that’s how I unlocked him

[signal sonnet]

I believe it was Nebula

[sweet herald]

Ooooooo

s p a c e

[spice pollen]

I have all the actual poker hand ones the five of a kind one and the flush house one, but I’m missing one what is it I’m missing?

[sweet herald]

flush house

Full house but all the same suit

[signal sonnet]

Flush Five

[sweet herald]

Oh

I can’t read I’m sorry

[signal sonnet]

Five cards of the same rank and suit

[sweet herald]

^ that

[spice pollen]

Is there a good way to get that?

[signal sonnet]

DNA

Or Cryptid

There's no real guarantee it might take you a few tries

[sweet herald]

lots of Deaths and Fools is what I go for

As well as using suit-changing tarots

For example use a single sun to turn the king of diamonds, spades and clubs all into the king of hearts, etc

[signal sonnet]

Is there any way to like get Soul cards more often

Cuz I still don't have Chicot

[long atlas]

sadly not sorry

just open every arcana you see

[signal sonnet]

[long atlas]

even take arcana skips if you’re that desperate

[signal sonnet]

I meam even still thats purely a 1 in 5 chance

[long atlas]

wait do we know the chance to get a soul

i think it’s a 1/100

[signal sonnet]

So what is it like a 1/500 chance I even GET Chicot if I find a soul card

[sweet herald]

They are extremely extremely rare
Per tarot/spectral card you find in booster packs it’s a 0.3% chance to appear

[long atlas]

essentially

[signal sonnet]

Damn

[long atlas]

ok so it’s a 3/100 and then another 1/5

[sweet herald]

3/1000

[signal sonnet]

How reassuring

[long atlas]

BUT that’s for each card slot

so in a pack of 5 it’s a 15/1000

[sweet herald]

That is true so jumbo/mega packs have a slight edge

[fiery flower]

this is why I take the charm skip tag every time

[sweet herald]

Technically ( 🤓 I’m being that guy) the odds don’t compound it’s individual events

[fiery flower]

I've had quite a few ante 1 perkeos just show up

[signal sonnet]

Im glad the odds aren't in my favor

[long atlas]

guys don’t skip it’s not worth it unless you’re trying to unlock jokers

[fiery flower]

nonsense

mega arcana pack gives so much value

[balmy rover]

one time i was about to take a break then got off spawn mega arcana pack tag soul card

[long atlas]

it’s one of the like 5 i could justify

[fiery flower]

anecdotal evidence wins these

[hollow urchin]

Hello
I'm new here

[long atlas]

it sucks i can play like 2 or 3 gold stake games in a row and then i get bored

[sharp cliff]

never skip

[fiery flower]

hi new here

welcome

[long atlas]

HELLO BRAV! WELCOME!

[sharp cliff]

unless you're really good

and know 100% when you can take it

[long atlas]

correct

[sharp cliff]

<100 hrs literally never skip

[signal sonnet]

But what if I have like 4 dollars and the tag gives me 32

[hollow urchin]

Thank you

[signal sonnet]

Hypothetically

[long atlas]

get better econ

[sharp cliff]

never have only $4

easy

[fiery flower]

I always skip ante 1

[balmy rover]

okay but iirc my first gold stake win was a mega arcana pack skip soul card

[hollow urchin]

Smiles...
Thank u

[fiery flower]

very pro move (don't listen to me)

[sharp cliff]

ok but soul was still in the pool you would've gotten it

within a shop or 2

[balmy rover]

true

[sweet herald]

Only times I skip is if I get investment tags right at the start (and that’s only sometimes)

[long atlas]

if its an investment tag ante 1 i think its justified otherwise ❌

[sharp cliff]

investment tag ante 1 is still a no take

[fiery flower]

that's what the skip tag is for 🙄

[sharp cliff]

because you miss out on some of the most important shops of the run

[sweet herald]

If I get double investment ante 1 I take that shit

[hollow urchin]

What's anti 1?

[sharp cliff]

the
first ante

😭

[balmy rover]

start of the balatro run before you beat your first boss blind
i can see you're quite new

[long atlas]

and in those shops you’d have no money because it’s ante 1

[lusty canopy]

Investment tag is great....instantly sets up your econ for the run

I would take missing a shop for that

[sharp cliff]

yellow deck

one of my favorite decks of all time

[long atlas]

what if i enjoy variety and play on literally any other deck

[sharp cliff]

then

[lusty canopy]

Yellow deck is boring

[sharp cliff]

how?!?!?!?

[lusty canopy]

Ghost deck is where it's at

[fiery flower]

ante is a term from poker and other similar card games referring to the required base stakes of a blind you must be able to beat to move on. Each ante onwards raises the base requirement.

[balmy rover]

green deck clears (i'm too skill issue to save money for interest)

[long atlas]

kinda basic but definitely not boring it’s very good to win

[cold idol]

just.... don't buy things

lmao

[lusty canopy]

Green deck is more fun. Gotta play well to do well

[long atlas]

black is my favorite

[sharp cliff]

green deck is really unfun

[lusty canopy]

Boring does not mean bad. Yellow deck is very good

[sharp cliff]

ok is this ragebait

i cannot tell

[long atlas]

it’s bait black sucks i love anaglyph

[balmy rover]

but like i wanna see what's in my buffoon pack :c

[sharp cliff]

is this bait?!?!?

[balmy rover]

anyways erratic deck goated

[lusty canopy]

erratic deck is amazing

[sharp cliff]

everything... bait

[cold idol]

magic deck goated

i love magic deck

[sharp cliff]

erratic deck should go by a different name

[long atlas]

i play anaglyph for fun on white stake, else it’s ghost or yellow

[sharp cliff]

hold r deck

[long atlas]

erradih deck

[lusty canopy]

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratic deck

[fiery flower]

magic deck is the best

[long atlas]

oops all ten of spades deck

[cold idol]

instantly make 6 lucky cards

[sharp cliff]

i think it's only valueable on gold stake for late negative skips
because you can get C++ faster

[fiery flower]

wdym I can always build lucky card builds??? yes please

[sharp cliff]

otherwise it requires skipping so

[long atlas]

me when i ask the pirate to announce a deck

[sharp cliff]

it practically does nothing

[long atlas]

that’s also why i did it gold first

is so i could get c++ faster

get it out of the way

but i can only play 2 games in 1 sitting before i get bored

[balmy rover]

i'm so unoptimal i think i skip in 75% of my runs

[sharp cliff]

it's so easy to just not skip tho

just don't

[long atlas]

unoptimal is fine so long as you have fun

[balmy rover]

true

[sharp cliff]

true...

[long atlas]

i feel like most people miss the mark when they’re critiquing others

[balmy rover]

i'm mostly just confused on how people have the willpower not to go for potential shiny
-# goodness i'd be so fucked if i ever got into gambling irl

[long atlas]

“ERM THATS NOT OPTIMAL” okay???? i’m having fun who cares????

[junior cobalt]

never ever get into poker

[long atlas]

now granted if you have fun by getting better that’s an exception

[balmy rover]

i don't really feel like they were intending critique i just critique myself based on everything around me, ik you're probably talking about in general but just to clarify

[lusty canopy]

Yellow deck is probably the best deck for winning runs on gold stake...but playing anaglyph then using your skip tags to get like 7 negative jokers for free is super fun even though it isn't that good

[long atlas]

correct it’s in general

[rigid night]

Speaking of skips, there's a trick to unlock Satellite and get the Nest Egg achievement. Use money tags after you have a bunch of Double Tags from Anaglyph Deck.

[sharp cliff]

i've seen mods that make tags good
tags are good
but it is hard to make skipping good

[lusty canopy]

It usually isn't worth it

[long atlas]

use skips for roi

[scenic cliff]

use skips then hold r

[slim junco]

What are joker stickers? It's says I have like 7/1200?

[balmy rover]

i remember i used to restart my run until i got a good edition/coupon/investment tag off spawn 😭

[long atlas]

when you beat a stake with certain jokers, it adds that stakes colored sticker to the joker

[sharp cliff]

the reason there are so many is because each sticker gives more completion

[long atlas]

example: if i beat gold stake with green joker, green joker will now have a gold stake sticker

[sharp cliff]

100% white stake sticker will be 150/1200

[slim junco]

Ohhhhh okay now I know what it is

[rigid night]

Each sticker counts for each stake below it as well

[slim junco]

I beat up to black stake on red deck

[rigid night]

1,200 is 150 jokers times 8 stakes

[long atlas]

exactly, 1 gold stake sticker counts as 8 stickers total

[balmy rover]

...how do you only have 7/1200 then?!??!?!!!

[sharp cliff]

seeded?

no

[long atlas]

i smell his photochad from miles away

[sharp cliff]

that doesn't unlock stakes

[cold idol]

looks inside

[rigid night]

Photochad spam would

[sharp cliff]

true...

[long atlas]

nah it’s baron mime trust

[sharp cliff]

baron mime is bad

[cold idol]

baron mime isn't easy to pull off lmao

[sharp cliff]

only with a very fixxed deck does it work well

[long atlas]

and that is the joke ladies and gents!

[fiery flower]

shoot the moon → Baron mime

[cold idol]

ao much tarot gen required

[balmy rover]

chat do i go flower pot

[cold idol]

true

[sharp cliff]

baron basically makes all kings steel if none of your kings are steel

[cold idol]

yes

[long atlas]

never

[sharp cliff]

never

LMAO

the duality of man...

[rigid night]

Wouldn't winning Black Stake on 2 jokers count as 8 stickers?

[long atlas]

ok so i fear that’s what the joke is

[balmy rover]

they had to mean up to black stake being available or smthn

[sharp cliff]

so win with 1 joker, get 4 stickers, and 3 on white stake

it's possible

idfk how

[long atlas]

crazy madness run right there

[rigid night]

Pretty wack though

But I won't diss it

[long atlas]

pretty HACK though

haha

[signal sonnet]

Dawg I got a fire DNA and Hologram synergy

[long atlas]

i’m so funny

[sharp cliff]

3 madness runs

[long atlas]

one of my favorite synergies in the game

[frank anchor]

Hello everyone!

[sweet herald]

Hello!!

[sly frigate]

balatro

[modern helm]

@magic finch why you so cute

aw she sleepin

nvm

(that's my girlfriend)

[torn jasper]

hello beowulf

[modern helm]

hi beowulf!

[hot vortex]

I nearly got another gold stake

then i lost

💔

Crazy story amirite

[stiff moat]

localthunk inspired me to make more games

if there's one piece of advise I admire the most, it's to not share your games till it's done

[scenic cliff]

That seems a little counter intuitive

[cloud rain]

what games have you made

[solemn elm]

ONE PIECE

[gritty crane]

so true….

[vagrant smelt]

IS REAL?

[ancient tendon]

hello , . fancy an experiment anyone?

[sweet herald]

Hmmmm

Is this an evil experiment?

[ancient tendon]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i dont see how that is any of your business. i am the scientist it is my business.

[sweet herald]

As a potential test subject I feel as if it is in fact, my business 👀

[ancient tendon]

i have a conteract

you maysign

[sweet herald]

Chat do we trust this scientist

[toxic gulch]

may i ask

what suit are you?

[ancient tendon]

i do not wear a suit i am a scientist i have a lab coat.

i dont know...........

[toxic gulch]

not a literal suit

[languid kiln]

Scientist where do you live

[toxic gulch]

but which suit

[ancient tendon]

lab. in a tower

do you need to know where my tower is, who sent you.

[languid kiln]

Is tower a skyscraper?

[toxic gulch]

TELL ME

[languid kiln]

Russian government

[toxic gulch]

WHICH SUIT ARE YOU

[languid kiln]

Im not even joking, Im russian :/

[ancient tendon]

IT IS MY FIRST DAY HERE I DONT KNOWWEE PLGEAAASAEE

[sweet herald]

It wouldn’t happen to be the big square building named “evil lab” would it

[toxic gulch]

YOU MUST PICK A SIDE

[languid kiln]

Personally, neither.

[toxic gulch]

you outlaws think your all this

[sweet herald]

Bros the stone card

[ancient tendon]

no it is not a swuare i live in a tower . square lab is an enemy lab

[languid kiln]

Nah Im blank card

0 of 0's

[toxic gulch]

bro is the 113 of clubs

[languid kiln]

Might be.

[sweet herald]

That’s a lot of clubs

[ancient tendon]

the only nation i am allowed to fly internationally to. excellent

[languid kiln]

Why can't tower fall onto the enemy lab?

[toxic gulch]

anyways scientist

what evil expierements do you do

[languid kiln]

Yup, russian government said to give you a medal.

[ancient tendon]

why. are you intereseted

[toxic gulch]

maybe, whats the schmick

[ancient tendon]

i like my towert. good for building rays

dont want it to be the third tower to fall to evil deeds in my. country of origin. love my tower

[sweet herald]

Does the experiment involve being put in a meat grinder

Are you secretly a meat factory

[ancient tendon]

my identity is causing many questions,. all will be revealed.

[sweet herald]

Hmmmmmmm

[toxic gulch]

i am interested

[languid kiln]

Evil? I was evil once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. Rubber rats? That's evil.

[toxic gulch]

no, thats a rubber room

[languid kiln]

Rubber room? I was a rubber room once. They locked me in your PC. Your PC with dust. And dust make me rubber room.

[toxic gulch]

ion have a stationary computer

[languid kiln]

Turn around.

[toxic gulch]

theres a wall behind me

[stiff moat]

ive made a ball game with weapons called magic circuit and I've made the ball pit from orbit into an app and a new game for someone called gd colon rn

[languid kiln]

Photo it and send it to me in DMs.

[toxic gulch]

bro what

i aint doin that

[languid kiln]

I love walls

[stiff moat]

How much?

[toxic gulch]

the wall people tell me you hate them

[stiff moat]

Do you have like a sexual attraction to walls

[languid kiln]

Nah.

Just friends' love.

[stiff moat]

what's the hottest wall for you aki

[languid kiln]

Hmmm

[toxic gulch]

@languid kiln what about the chicago bean

[cloud rain]

sounds cool

[toxic gulch]

ill play it if jimball is in it

[languid kiln]

Uh idk

[languid kiln]

Behind my monitor probably

[stiff moat]

send a gif of jimball

[toxic gulch]

dms

ion wanna get smited

[ancient tendon]

would you like to become one. and or do an experiment. inside of one

[languid kiln]

Can I still type?

While being a wall

[ancient tendon]

not guarunteed

[languid kiln]

Then no

I can't give up my streak

[ancient tendon]

DRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok

[languid kiln]

Rats? I was a rat once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with humans. And humans make more rats.

[pastel dagger]

wsp yall

[stoic lagoon]

The bandit is awake

Time for night shift

[Adult Swim]

[ancient tendon]

good evening 🧙‍♂️

[stoic lagoon]

Good evening, wizard

How goes the sciencey magic stuff

[signal sonnet]

Brick the Rat is a female why did nobody tell me

I've been misgendering her for months

[stoic lagoon]

Rodent moment

[ancient tendon]

nobody is participating but i feel i have found refuge here nonetheless. cant complain some may say.

[stoic lagoon]

I see, I see.. I have access to secure facilities and exotic materials should you decide to indulge in what some would call "shenanigans"

[signal sonnet]

Why did the Balatro player choose Gros Michael over the Idol? If you know the answer you're a philosopher

[ancient tendon]

SUPERB

[ancient tendon]

love fruit.

[stoic lagoon]

Banan

[cold idol]

because it's ante 1

[junior cobalt]

because banana tastes better than idols ❤️‍🩹

[signal sonnet]

Can't wait for when they update The Serpent and it becomes the hardest boss in the game

[timber hatch]

they were on ante 1 💔

[timber hatch]

damn

[craggy mica]

Instant lose if you play a pair

❤️‍🩹

[signal sonnet]

If your hand contains High Card you lose

[stoic lagoon]

If your hand contains a card

If hand

[fiery flower]

"Any consumable joker instantly debuffs all jokers and cards when triggered"

it's permanent, you play on hard mode now

[craggy mica]

If you close out the game and reenter because you played the wrong hand, your jokers will all wear dunce hats until the end of the run

[stoic lagoon]

Hardcore balatro survival

Timed mode, if you pause the game for longer than 10 seconds, you fail

[signal sonnet]

Am I wrong or is Amber Acorn really not that difficult to warrant being like a big boss

[fiery flower]

The Plant should take its place

[craggy mica]

If you switch blueprint from baron to mime after round, your device will blow up

[fiery flower]

you lose

[stoic lagoon]

I play a hand, see what jokers pop and rearrange them

[rigid night]

What do Shakespeare, Ruggero Leoncavallo, King Henry III, King Francis I, and Elector Palatine Charles III Philip all have in common?

[signal sonnet]

They're dead I think

[stoic lagoon]

Old

[rigid night]

Other than that. Hint: it has to do with a shared passion of ours

[signal sonnet]

They love not going outside

[fiery flower]

They all suck at Balatro

[rigid night]

I'll let this keep going until someone gets it right

[fiery flower]

(they haven't won a single game, can you believe it)

[rigid night]

Thunk might be able to answer that one

[signal sonnet]

They're people

[sharp cliff]

they are all dead

oh

they all died

wait

they all are not living

[signal sonnet]

Bro stole my answer

[sharp cliff]

WAIT I GOT IT

they were in europe

*and they are dead

[fiery flower]

there's 5 of them

[rigid night]

Surely you jest

[sharp cliff]

they all were best buds

[compact stump]

hallo

[rigid night]

Those italics...
Do you actually know?

[fiery flower]

I have a guess but it's not too special

[rigid night]

Try to guess

[steel fiber]

they all worn clown makeup at different points in their lives?

[fiery flower]

I won't take it away from someone else. Might make me look like a fool anyways

[sharp cliff]

buh

[rigid night]

PM me and I'll tell you if you're right or not

[raven ice]

pn

fuck

[broken torrent]

Whats the odds to find a nat negative joker

[stoic lagoon]

About one in a balatrillion

[hot vortex]

-100%

[raven ice]

like 0.3%

i think

[stoic lagoon]

What are the odds the canpion is here

:0

[raven ice]

im always here

im watching

[stoic lagoon]

Always watching, Wazowski

[raven ice]

uhh oh im also watching breaking bad while playing cookie clicker

craziest combo ever

[stoic lagoon]

Overstim much?

[raven ice]

yeah

cookie clicker is chill cuz im like

far

[stoic lagoon]

I say as I'm not watching ARGs while typing this and watching the machines

[steel fiber]

i love cookie clicker but i don't know how to make that ascension bar go faster

[raven ice]

i have a guide and im about 80% done with accending

[raven ice]

how far are you

[rigid night]

@fiery flower got it right. They all have to do with a Legendary Joker

[raven ice]

cuz

make sure

you have a bunch of easy achivements done

milk gives a lot of mult

[sharp cliff]

horsie ❤️

[raven ice]

thats me

[sharp cliff]

yes 🥹

[steel fiber]

i don't know how to answer it without pictures
but we have Blackcurrant milk, though for funny reasons (green sun) I have it set to the green fiery kind to match with the space background

i also have most of the heavenly upgrades but like not the last of the veil shield upgrades or like, unshackled upgrades beyond rainbow bordering and antimatter condensers

[sharp cliff]

i have 96% achievements

[raven ice]

i thought you was early game

i barely know what im doing rn

i have 73%

[stoic lagoon]

Knock knock

[raven ice]

whos there

[steel fiber]

OHHH- yeah I've got 90% on achievements

[stoic lagoon]

🏇

[sharp cliff]

🏇 who

[stoic lagoon]

🏇 'd u

[sharp cliff]

ha

hahaha

[stoic lagoon]

:)

It's a shame nobody else will ever see that

That was my magnum opus

[fringe stream]

@glacial juniper yo wazzup

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧞‍♀️

[fringe stream]

no way

[sharp cliff]

that was 3 months ago

[stoic lagoon]

Dang

How time flies

[obtuse snow]

see what

see how the serfs work the ground

[stoic lagoon]

Look at him go

[modern helm]

am i gonna get banned if i ask about the king's funny little jester

[hot vortex]

(those who know)

[dapper creek]

me who doesn't know

[stoic lagoon]

Avoid at all costs 🍌

[steel fiber]

"I thought you were the queen!" or something like that (?)

[signal sonnet]

Always bet on

[modern helm]

what is this god's body and blood looking cracker

[broken torrent]

Whats the easiest deck to e on

Plasma?

Or ghost cuz of the spectral

[stoic lagoon]

Lemme get uh.. joker fish

[sweet herald]

Someone say fish

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

[sweet herald]

Just had some crazy stuff happen at work yall have no idea

I would like to share some breaking news story time

[sacred frigate]

please do

[stoic lagoon]

I call next

[sweet herald]

So, I work for an airline. I won’t disclose which one as to not doxx myself and everything but:
so, with larger sized aircraft, we are required to put in these things called Tail Stands. They’re these weird hydraulic pipe things we bring out to the back of the plane once we bring it into the gate

They’re crucial for making sure the plane won’t tip over when we’re offloading bags and servicing it, and when people deplane

[sacred frigate]

okay

go on

[sweet herald]

Well, shit hit the fan tonight and everybody was in a scramble.
To make a long story short, for two of my flights in a row, tail stands were NOT installed, at all

[stoic lagoon]

O no

[sacred frigate]

did the plane fall over

[sweet herald]

Meaning that in the worst case scenario both planes could have tipped over

[sweet herald]

Thankfully no

[sacred frigate]

good

[neat gull]

[stoic lagoon]

Boing boing type ish

[sweet herald]

But it is an EXTREME safety concern, one that I immediately went into the supervisors office and was like “hey we’ve got a serious issue here.”

[sacred frigate]

yeah

[sweet herald]

This wasn’t the only major safety issue either, on one of my later flights I was guiding the jet bridge back and the door the passengers entered not only wasn’t sealed but the door handle was all jack knifed

[stoic lagoon]

I know exactly which airline this has to be and I will say nothing

[sweet herald]

As soon as the jet bridge was pulled I noticed immediately. A supervisor was walking my direction anyways and thank god they did. I pointed it out and I just hear
“Oh god.”
Very reassuring words

We got it fixed. Our job is to check for this kind of thing, obviously I was not going to let that plane be pushed out to fly

But like, Jesus Christ today was a goddamn circus show

[long atlas]

literally why do they delay my flights 3 hours for maintenance if shit like this happens

[sweet herald]

DM me I’ll tell you if you’re right

[neat gull]

I'm ngl I could never work in the airline industry, that shit sounds so stressful

[long atlas]

also i’m sorry that your day sucked hoping tomorrow is better for you!

[sweet herald]

My specific station is just… good god so horribly mismanaged

It doesn’t help that like half our staff left in the middle of their shift

[neat gull]

hey at least it isn't ATC

[stoic lagoon]

DM made, awaiting results.

[sweet herald]

So… that’s my day today
More than that happened but not as interesting as these :3

[long atlas]

how does one leave in the middle of the shift on an aircraft (joke)

parachute or sum

[long atlas]

sorry the day sucked my friend, here’s hoping to a better sunday

[sweet herald]

Oh don’t worry Sunday is our busiest and worst day

LOL

[long atlas]

aw shucks

[neat gull]

that reads

[flint copper]

Baseball

[neat gull]

people arriving from/going to vacation destinations

[long atlas]

take an extra hit so you won’t remember the flight (another joke drugs bad kids don’t do drugs)

[sweet herald]

It’s just a heavy travel day, but they’re usually busy

[neat gull]

makes a lotta sense

[stoic lagoon]

Sometimes

[long atlas]

what do flight attendants do during the flight i’ve always wondered

[stoic lagoon]

🛬

[neat gull]

Moooooooooooom the Joker role is being a bad influence >:( /j

[stoic lagoon]

But then

[flint copper]

Probably attend

[stoic lagoon]

🛫

[long atlas]

are yall allowed on your phones too when you’re not handing out bags of pretzels or do yall just sit there

[stoic lagoon]

Flight attendant actually fly the plane, not the pilot

[sweet herald]

I just want to say though,
As a ramp agent I do everything in my power to make sure yall have safe flights, there are a lot of things we need to check make sure that the plane is 100% safe for take off
Today was an anomaly and that some tasks were severely overlooked, but I don’t want to scare yall of flying because it is very very safe and there are redundancies in place to prevent the worst

Just a small PSA from me

[stoic lagoon]

They attend to flight

🤔

[long atlas]

oh yeah another thing about flights yall should know or at least for my us citizens

[sweet herald]

Just wanted to share this story because wow oh my goodness lmao

[flint copper]

As someone scared of flying, I will be even more scared regardless 🫡

[neat gull]

That's a good story to share lol

[stoic lagoon]

Time for a story at my old job

I'll keep it short and sweet

[balmy sapphire]

do you ever tell people who are scared of flying the jello theory?

[sweet herald]

The jello theory?

[long atlas]

the news HEAVILY dramatacizes air travel for some reason when there’s nothing to talk about. they cherry pick the worst of the flights and honestly (this is personal opinion, ignore it) the news is gettin real picky with what they choose to tell these days

don’t let the news scare you off of planes

[stoic lagoon]

Story 1

||I was a cashier that got flashed by a cross dressing (man dressed as woman) prostitute. He did not shave anything.||

[balmy sapphire]

to think of the plane as being in jello and turbulence is just the jello jiggling but the plane will stay in the jello(the air) no matter what

[long atlas]

holy cannoli dawg

[neat gull]

You sure you wanna be sharing that in a public server????

[stoic lagoon]

That's what I said when I saw it

[long atlas]

bombshell to start with

[sweet herald]

Ohhhhh I’ve never heard of it like that but yeah
Turbulence is nothing to be scared of. Just air currents

[balmy sapphire]

it helped me a lot lol

[stoic lagoon]

Believe me, as a night shift cashier.. there was much worse than that.

[sweet herald]

I was about to say lol

Still I bet that wasn’t pleasant XD

[neat gull]

regardless, it's a public space 😭

[balmy sapphire]

that’s absolutely terrifying

[stoic lagoon]

-# that's why its spoilered

[neat gull]

[balmy sapphire]

I just started as a night shift cashier

[stoic lagoon]

May god have mercy on your soul

[long atlas]

working in fast food sucks with a short temper

people are stupid

[balmy sapphire]

bonus points is that it’s a liquor store

[sweet herald]

Oh my goodness people are so stupid

[stoic lagoon]

Jackpot is a truck stop

[long atlas]

the hash slinging slasher getting your ass bro

[neat gull]

I work at a grocery store does that count 😭

[stoic lagoon]

5 years of graveyard shift truck stop shenanigans

[balmy sapphire]

truck stop sounds like it would be worse

I’m so sorry

[long atlas]

if you’re a cashier yes absolutely

[sweet herald]

I used to work at a major retail chain and I’m not sure more incompetent people existed, the people that shopped there

[stoic lagoon]

In the SOUTH, no less

[sweet herald]

I was a stocker and not a cashier but still

[neat gull]

I am not a cashier, I'm a personal shopper (as in I shop people's online orders)

[long atlas]

“uhh what’s in the chicken nuggets”

i’m going to strangle you.

use that singular brain cell of yours cmon you got this

worst side job oat ✌️

[sweet herald]

Retail is definitely one of the worst

[long atlas]

i’ve heard retail sucks too

[sweet herald]

Although I think what was worse was working at an arcade. That was my first ever job

[balmy sapphire]

Oh goodness, I hope you are staying safe

[stoic lagoon]

Is this toaster gluten free?

Yes, if you don't put bread in it

[long atlas]

i was at an arcade today and i’ve never seen people with less of a will to live

[stoic lagoon]

Oh, I finally ditched that place. I purify water for the city now

[sweet herald]

I so badly wish I could be a sassy snarky bitch in person

I just can’t though I’m too much of a wuss

[stoic lagoon]

Hah, wuss

[sweet herald]

I don’t have a spine

It’s true though

[long atlas]

really any job that involves interacting with people face to face is the worst job of all time

[stoic lagoon]

Hey, I found one

[balmy sapphire]

That’s awesome!

[sweet herald]

can I have

[long atlas]

me when i turn into a worm:

[stoic lagoon]

Bumped from 300 a week full time to 1000 a week fulltime

[sweet herald]

yall 💀

[orchid laurel]

Bros

[stoic lagoon]

Yeh

...

[balmy sapphire]

pop off I guess

no that’s actually sick and I hope to be in a similar situation someday

[stoic lagoon]

Your time will come. I literally just had enough and walked out one day after 5 years, landed this job within the month

[long atlas]

i love money

why do we need jobs for money

where’s my mail in rebate irl

[sweet herald]

-Mr Krabs

[stoic lagoon]

Because some mf hoarded shinies

[long atlas]

arrrkarkarkar spongeboy me bob im givin ye a square joker

it matches ye pants

[balmy sapphire]

that is definitely something Mr krabs would do

[stoic lagoon]

SPONGEBOYMEBOB, YOU'RE SPENDING ALL ME MONEY!

[sweet herald]

MR KRABS
I WANNA GO TO BED
😠 😥

[stoic lagoon]

Me to my old boss

[long atlas]

go to bed then gal

[sweet herald]

Can’t :<

[long atlas]

i’m going within the next 5 minutes actually

[sweet herald]

I’m still at this stinky airport

I’m not off for another hour

I’m just finished with my assignments so I’m just waiting

[long atlas]

sleep in the uncomfortable ass chairs like people do when they get layovers

[stoic lagoon]

Do a donut in the cart

[long atlas]

if all else fails play balatro

[rigid night]

He totally would give a Squimbo

[sweet herald]

I’ve done this, by complete accident
When it snows and freezes over those little cars drive like ASS

[long atlas]

spongebob squimbo

[stoic lagoon]

MISTER SQUIMBO!

GET BACK TO WORK!

[sweet herald]

I am currently sitting in one right now and let me tell ya
My ass hurt

s

Currently in pain*

[stoic lagoon]

Dang

Somebody fix that

[long atlas]

tell airports to get better seats

[sweet herald]

HA

[long atlas]

tell big air travel that they can suck a fat one

[sweet herald]

we can’t even get proper staffing let alone extra goods like seats

We are so criminally understaffed right now

[stoic lagoon]

What's that, you want less staff?

[long atlas]

here call me in i got this

[stoic lagoon]

Okay, roombas

[sweet herald]

Ah yes! I’d want nothing more!

[long atlas]

where yall at fly me in i can load luggage

[sweet herald]

I very much want to do the job of 5 people all the time

[long atlas]

kay night yall

[stoic lagoon]

Me running the entire damn store from register to maintenance to cooking to serving

[stoic lagoon]

Nini

[long atlas]

daisy get some sleep when you get off

[sweet herald]

Good night! Thanks for listening to my story :3

[sweet herald]

I will I promise

[rigid night]

I'd just be some random waiting for my flight playing Balatro to pass the time

[long atlas]

absolutely dawg i love listening to people

[rigid night]

Sleep well

[stoic lagoon]

I have more outta pocket stories which I'll probably leak in off topic

Maybe not

[sweet herald]

Honestly I appreciate the heck out of all of you right now, I kinda took that as an opportunity to vent but yall helped improve my mood a lot so thank you 💜

[stoic lagoon]

Graveyard truck stop shenanigans are very much rated M for Mf

[rigid night]

That's why we're here

[sweet herald]

Rated M for MF is awesome

[rigid night]

Can't be worse than AV shenanigans

[sweet herald]

You should coin that

[rigid night]

Rated W for "Wtf are these mfs doing?"

[sweet herald]

I thought you said weast

[sweet herald]

All the while still getting paid the same 🙃

Man I just wish I could’ve gone to college and get a degree in something I actually enjoy

I would’ve love to learn and work in the movie industry as an editor

Or 3d modeling or something

[stoic lagoon]

I will make

fish

🐟

[sweet herald]

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[compact stump]

no

[fiery spire]

My lawyer advised me not to say it

Anyway THE STENCH ATTRACTS A BEAR

[sweet herald]

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

The energy drink I had is fading
The eepy is coming

[fiery spire]

REVELUTION OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT UHHH I THINK SO

[hallow fox]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nATRIeYYAbQ

Holy quality ❤️‍🩹

[brisk pollen]

monster?

[sweet herald]

lol yeah
That’s all we have here at work

[brisk pollen]

nice

best energy drink imo

[sweet herald]

They got some banger flavors

Lately my favorite has been their fruit punch and Viking berry

Absolutely delicious omg

[brisk pollen]

mango loco is great

#1 for me

[sweet herald]

I’m not huge on artificial mango but it’s not bad at all I do like it

[modern helm]

they have their vanta black out

[brisk pollen]

viking berry?

[modern helm]

for the first time in nearly thirteen years 🥺

[sweet herald]

It’s like a berry punch flavor

So so so good

[stoic lagoon]

Norris Lando better

[sweet herald]

I love really tangy sour drinks, this one hits

[stoic lagoon]

Kiwi

[modern helm]

it's like both raspberries with blueberry and cranberry to me

[sweet herald]

But fruit punch soda is probably my favorite thing right now

[modern helm]

i have a giant can collection

[stoic lagoon]

For some reason I read Bluetooth berry

[modern helm]

your bluetooth device is connected successfullay

[sweet herald]

Bluetooth Berry still sounds decent

Blueberry or raspberry flavored

Sounds yummy

[brisk pollen]

yummers

[sweet herald]

If it wasn’t so late in the night I’d get another

[modern helm]

i feel like bluetooth berry is just grapes

[brisk pollen]

ginger ale with those are bangers

[modern helm]

they wanna be berry sooo bad

[sweet herald]

YESSS

[brisk pollen]

well its not blueberry its blackberry

[modern helm]

never tried that

[sweet herald]

people sleep on ginger ale 🥀

[brisk pollen]

so good

[brisk pollen]

ikr underated

[modern helm]

ginger ale is banger bro

[sweet herald]

It’s so good

[modern helm]

it's like a lighter sprite

i use ginger ale in my cocktails

[brisk pollen]

to me its more fizzy than sprite

[modern helm]

and then i burp alot

[sweet herald]

I just got a push notif from Google saying “the developer of Balatro confirms v1.1” and that was a little funny lmao

[brisk pollen]

what even would the update be

[sweet herald]

I guess media companies are writing articles about it now

[brisk pollen]

more jokers?

[sweet herald]

Whatever it is I’m hyped

But yeah anyways
I love soda

Probably way more than I should

[brisk pollen]

me too

im addicted

help

[sweet herald]

me too

[brisk pollen]

ive spent way to much on monster lately

ungodly amount

[sweet herald]

I don’t ever have debates like coke v Pepsi I drink both

Or their off brands, or whatever’s on sale

[stoic lagoon]

Ewwww soda

[sweet herald]

Soda is sofa and it’s delicious

[stoic lagoon]

Sofa king delicious

[stoic lagoon]

It was right there

[brisk pollen]

me too but coke is better imo

[sweet herald]

I mean I lowkey agree but I digress lol

[sweet herald]

That wasn’t intentional dang it LMAO

[rigid night]

Ginger ale + Middle Eastern food
Trust me

[brisk pollen]

id have it with any food

[sweet herald]

Blend it together and make a smoothie, got it

[stoic lagoon]

Ice cream

[rigid night]

No. Eat the Mediterranean food and drink the ginger ale

[rigid night]

This isn't beets and mildew

[brisk pollen]

u didnt specify

[stoic lagoon]

Eat the ginger ale, drink the food

[sweet herald]

Eat the ginger ale and drink the Mediterranean food

Fuck you always beat me to it bandit lmao

[stoic lagoon]

I win

[sweet herald]

You are just objectively funnier than me it’s been scientifically proven

[stoic lagoon]

Fastest fingies in the souf

[stoic lagoon]

Debatable

[brisk pollen]

same wavelength apparently

love that game

[stoic lagoon]

One braincell, I've just got better latency

[sweet herald]

Apparently so yeah

I’m running on like 250ms ping

Mentally

[stoic lagoon]

Gotta swap to LAN, bro

[sweet herald]

I’ll try that next reboot 👍

[stoic lagoon]

Just don't enter your BIOS..

Been there and it is not pretty

So many indecipherable connections..

[brisk pollen]

anyone have any music recommendations?

[stoic lagoon]

What vibe

[brisk pollen]

any im pretty open

[stoic lagoon]

Oops, hold on

[brisk pollen]

as long as its not rock

[stoic lagoon]

Gotta swap machines again

[sweet herald]

High energy: I love EDM. Camellia, T+Pazolite and all of the Tano-C crew are my favorite edm artists

Low energy honestly I just open up lofi girl and just vibe

Lofi keeps me mellow and focused

OR
I listen to distractible podcast

[brisk pollen]

those are artists right?

[sweet herald]

Lofi girl is a YouTube channel that plays lofi on a permanent stream

[brisk pollen]

yes i know that one

[sweet herald]

Camellia and T+Paz are a couple artist from the type of EDM I listen to

Very rhythmic game focused that’s mostly where I know them from

[brisk pollen]

i usually sleep with that or minecraft ambiance

[sweet herald]

Ooooo yeah there you go

I sleep with thunderstorms some times

I love the rain

I LOVE rain

[brisk pollen]

yesss

it makes me melt in bed

[sweet herald]

That smell from it too, petrichor
Absolute bliss

[brisk pollen]

tingles my ears

[sweet herald]

Yessss finally someone understands

Everyone else I know hates the rain and idk whyyyy

Best time of the year when it’s like between summer and spring and there’s a gentle rainstorm and the rain is pleasantly warm

I sometimes like to sit out there and quite literally soak it all in an just relax for a moment

[modern helm]

you mean like the literal best time

because it feels like the world FINALLy shuts up

[brisk pollen]

wdym they hate rain ambiance WHAT

[sweet herald]

Not just ambience but rain in general

[stoic lagoon]

Machines are swapped

[brisk pollen]

i mean ig but

[brisk pollen]

oop

[stoic lagoon]

I love thunderstorms

[modern helm]

im curious what machines were you talking about fren

:>

[sweet herald]

Thunderstorms are quite pog

[modern helm]

dude ugh

storm naps are the best

[stoic lagoon]

Water purifiers

[modern helm]

i need to take another one

[modern helm]

OH

aw damn

[stoic lagoon]

I love standing in the downpour and resting the push of the heavy wind

[brisk pollen]

i have this humidifier

[sweet herald]

14 minutes left until I can finally leave this building

[stoic lagoon]

Do it use reverse osmosis

[brisk pollen]

i use it when im sick

[modern helm]

you'll be able to be in the rain soon fren

[brisk pollen]

also im running out of whatchama call it

[stoic lagoon]

Brain cells

[brisk pollen]

the smelling thingy

[brisk pollen]

yes that too

[stoic lagoon]

O

[sweet herald]

Insence?

I forgot how to spell it

[stoic lagoon]

Swap c and s

[brisk pollen]

something like that

[sweet herald]

Incense

That looks more correct

Is it a smelly burn stick or pellet?

[stoic lagoon]

Big bwain spoder

[sweet herald]

Those are great

[brisk pollen]

i think its a burnstick?

[sweet herald]

My brain is the size of a half-dried grape

[stoic lagoon]

Mmm.. grape

[sweet herald]

Those are awesome. I love the ones that smell like a kind of wood

[brisk pollen]

weren't you giving me music recomendations?

[sweet herald]

I forget the exact name of the scent but it was awesome

[stoic lagoon]

Most of them were rock

[brisk pollen]

i have alovera

[sweet herald]

Ooooooooo

[brisk pollen]

oh 😭

[brisk pollen]

great when im sick

[stoic lagoon]

I wan my wief :(

[brisk pollen]

wow its almost 11

but i dont want to sleep

[sweet herald]

Awwwwwww :<

[stoic lagoon]

Wief make Bandit happee

[sweet herald]

Almost 1 over here

Just 10 more minutes and I’m FREEEE

[stoic lagoon]

FREEDOM

[brisk pollen]

i used to stay up till 3 all the time

that sucked

[sweet herald]

And then I’ll get in my car, drive down the highway at a safe speed and get in my bed

[brisk pollen]

oh yes that monster is going to absolutely HIT on monday

[stoic lagoon]

I know your tactics

The adrenaline used to keep me awake

[brisk pollen]

ironically punk tactics started playing

[stoic lagoon]

Intergalactic by Beastie Boys is up next

[signal sonnet]

Okay so like for that 15 minutes city challenge or whatever it's called. Is there anything stopping me from just like playing using the face cards

[sweet herald]

So the thing is I do drive the speed limit
But everyone else in this city drives like they’re about to travel through time and somehow even if I’m going 5 over in some cases, people will be going 30 mph faster than me

[brisk pollen]

if it is i owe you 20

[stoic lagoon]

The uh.. bus

[sweet herald]

It’s not rare someone is going over a hundred on the highway

[brisk pollen]

cars were a mistake

[signal sonnet]

The bus sucks

[brisk pollen]

drive like a normal person

[sweet herald]

I genuinely believe this so hard

[signal sonnet]

Ride the Bus scales SO SLOW

[stoic lagoon]

Due to the rules, I can say nothing on this matter. But a small block V8 goes vroom

[brisk pollen]

no one has any self awareness these days

dont get me started at the mall

[stoic lagoon]

I at least make sure the interstate is empty

[signal sonnet]

I hate driving I get so self concious my eyes always dart down at my speedometer

[sweet herald]

I just don’t like people behind me getting mad that I’m going the speed limit :<

Because they always make it known they’re mad too

I don’t like driving people scare me

[brisk pollen]

like they dont even have to be anywhere THAT important THAT fast

even if they do

[stoic lagoon]

I move into the next lane to pass at least 1/4 mile before

[brisk pollen]

thats they're fault

[signal sonnet]

Ride the Bus fr needs a buff it scales so goddamn slow

[sweet herald]

Thing is Missouri is bad but Kansas is so much worse

[stoic lagoon]

I'm not defending these people, I'm just teaching myself how to react faster

[sweet herald]

Going across the river it’s a drastic difference

[signal sonnet]

I CAN drive correctly I just get very self concious whilst driving

[stoic lagoon]

Interstate, dirt roads, gravel, I just absolutely bomb it until I see sunlight

[raven ice]

just because it ||can|| doesnt mean it should i think its fine right now

[stoic lagoon]

And then in the light, just a normal OBS truck doing truck things

[signal sonnet]

How often do you actually use Ride the Bus

[raven ice]

never

actually

i used it in the one challenge

[signal sonnet]

Tbf Fortune Teller kinda has the same problem with scaling slowly but I feel like you can get a lotta Tarot cards easily

[raven ice]

yea

[sweet herald]

Alright yall, I’m about to clock out which means I’ll be out of here and heading to bed so I want to wish you all good night
Thanks for making my day a little better and taking my time off work 💜
Yall have a lovely night

[raven ice]

it has synergys but its not fast

night person online

[stoic lagoon]

Nini spoder fren

[brisk pollen]

where do you get your monster? i usually buy it with the buy 3 for 8 bucks deal

[signal sonnet]

Are there any other Jokers that get stronger when you dont use face cards

[brisk pollen]

wondering if theres a better place to buy em

[sweet herald]

We have some in fridges at work we can buy

[brisk pollen]

LUCKY

[signal sonnet]

Some what

[brisk pollen]

ID KILL FOR THAT

im an addict arent i

[sweet herald]

Alright gnight yall

[raven ice]

i dont think so

[brisk pollen]

gn

eepy time

[raven ice]

nighty

[signal sonnet]

So like Ride the Bus is one of a kind and isn't very good

[raven ice]

yeah

[signal sonnet]

I mean who knows maybe in the next update they'll add another Joker who plays around not using face cards

But I doubt it

[stoic lagoon]

Dang, population count is dropping like flies

[raven ice]

yea

[stoic lagoon]

Night shift be rough

[raven ice]

i was playing roblox with randoms and they went to bed so

[signal sonnet]

Roblox more like stinkblox

[stoic lagoon]

There are some good ones

Mainly ones that don't have user interaction

[signal sonnet]

I mean the platform itself

[raven ice]

yea

[stoic lagoon]

Eh.. yeah, u rite

[raven ice]

cant wait for the chat thing to get fixed

i hate it

[stoic lagoon]

I never really used it, it was always too distracting

[signal sonnet]

Bro thinks Roblox gaf 🤣

[stoic lagoon]

Hey, be kind to the canpion

[raven ice]

they got in trouble for it im pretty sure and they have to remove it this year

[stoic lagoon]

They brought us away from the hells of slowmode

[raven ice]

yeah

[signal sonnet]

Roblox only reallt cares about making their investors happy

[raven ice]

bow down

[signal sonnet]

That's why they like

Removed all their classic faces

[stoic lagoon]

Okay, that's a bit far canpion

[signal sonnet]

And made them all worse

[raven ice]

ima watch attack on titan

have fun with the dead chat

[stoic lagoon]

Canpion more like

🐎

[signal sonnet]

Haha loser I'm going to bed have fun by yourself

Uhmmm

[raven ice]

"bave"

laugh at him

[signal sonnet]

Shur up I have big fingers

[stoic lagoon]

👀

[raven ice]

👀

[stoic lagoon]

Shur

[signal sonnet]

I'm going to bed now

[raven ice]

hahahha

[signal sonnet]

[stoic lagoon]

Nini

[raven ice]

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