🎙・server-chat

[rigid night]

*Free

[grave rock]

No, not that luigi

[amber rune]

After enough games of balatro i just sit there and mindlessley click random shit until i realise and quit

I have a cooldown

[prime jay]

i dont like roguelikes honestly. i liked isaac and love balatro but did not like most of the other ones i played. idk why

[jovial parrot]

Luigi Mario

[fading talon]

have u tried hades?

[grave rock]

The Luigi Mario, dead ass drove me to debt

[fading talon]

hades is some peak dude

[prime jay]

no, i should maybe try

[woeful rampart]

the only rougelike I played before balatro was cult of the lamb lol

[rare yew]

They keep calling lily dude

[craggy mica]

Luigi isn’t a loser who keeps saving a girl who don’t want to be saved and has a strong relationship with daisy

[fading talon]

incredible game, pick it up on sale if you can

[rare yew]

Stap

[woeful rampart]

I miss when that game was popular for like 2 months

[glad oriole]

ban worthy offense

[fading talon]

i use that on like everyone 😭 my bad

[grave rock]

Lethal Injection worthy

[fallen cargo]

Peakkkk

[amber rune]

I support what Luigi did

[glad oriole]

true true

[prime jay]

ur good. i have it in my bio

[jovial parrot]

Mods, give them The Plant

[rare yew]

Some people don’t like that

[grave rock]

ashbaby

[fading talon]

sorry about that

[craggy mica]

Yeah bro we hate Bowser 🙏

[glad oriole]

yea green mario's a pretty cool guy

[sweet herald]

why must you remind me of this

[fallen cargo]

I love you father

[amber rune]

Yeah bro luigi house but it mansion or wtv

[prime jay]

thanks thunk. it means a lot as a transgender fan

[craggy mica]

oh no no no Mario is Red Luigi

[fading talon]

i didn't do it on purpose..

😭

[jovial parrot]

Yo wouldn't it be funny if like Luigi was really disrespected by Mario for being the sidekick

[prime jay]

dont worry abt it, just i guess keep it in mind for the future

[woeful rampart]

luigi is lwk cooler than mario

[amber rune]

I dont think that would be very funny

[grave rock]

[woeful rampart]

hes taller

green

has a stable relationship

[jovial parrot]

Well Dorkly sure does

[grave rock]

Grimbo

[glad oriole]

luigi dunks on mario but a real luigi fan never speaks ill of mario

[craggy mica]

Peach is a ho not even a hot take

Daisy is 10x better

[woeful rampart]

idk

[glad oriole]

idk im gay

(woah)

[woeful rampart]

isn't he still like 5'5

[fading talon]

i will

[jovial parrot]

Sorry when did this chat because about Mario characters what lmao

[amber rune]

Yo same

[grave rock]

Shortcut:

[rare yew]

Hey don’t be rude to our short kings

[glad oriole]

now i know we aint height shaming

[rare yew]

We Stan short kings in Balacord

[glad oriole]

exaaactly

[fallen cargo]

Yes

[woeful rampart]

im talking in the context of dunking

[sweet herald]

With or without the mushroom

[amber rune]

How tall is Jimbo

[prime jay]

hes like 3 foot without the mushroom

[glad oriole]

luigi is taller than mario for sure

[grave rock]

This implies either that all kings in baltaor are short or baron is comically short

[woeful rampart]

without

[glad oriole]

weve seen them side to side a billion times

[fading talon]

it's confirmed in like all nintendo games

yeah 😭

[jovial parrot]

That's a good point, Mario should canonically be short since he's always without a mushroom

[rare yew]

You ever see Nate Robinson

[woeful rampart]

I dont know who that is lwk

[jovial parrot]

You never really see small Mario in the promotional art anymore

[stoic lagoon]

Dr. Mario

[tawny pasture]

Back when the dunk contest was good

[rare yew]

Google him, short king that dunks

[woeful rampart]

hes still 5'9

[craggy mica]

I didn’t even bother to watch it this year

[woeful rampart]

thats not a short king

[rare yew]

He’s 5 4 what are you talking about

[amber rune]

Its short for a banketballs player

[rare yew]

WAIT

[prime jay]

if they rereleased SM64DS today, would it be rated 18+ in europe

[rare yew]

Ty Jackson

[fading talon]

why

[rare yew]

HE is 5 4

[prime jay]

because luigi lets you play poker

[grave rock]

5 t

[sweet herald]

5 t

[fading talon]

wait True

and NSMB DS

luigi gambling was so fun as a kid

[woeful rampart]

if you're under 5'8 you should just dwarf max ngl

[sweet herald]

THISE MINIGAMES WERE SO FUNNN

[tawny pasture]

Mugsey Bogues is 5ft3

[fading talon]

do u guys remember the snowball one

[jovial parrot]

Just use one of those medieval torture devices to stretch yourself taller

[sharp cliff]

this is why i wear my cone hat

[prime jay]

they were my favorite

[fading talon]

snowball one got to me

[sweet herald]

The minigame where it was like curling but with koopa shells

[glad oriole]

diggy diggy hole

[craggy mica]

Half joker simulator

[amber rune]

Everyone under 5’8 is either a sick ass dwarf or femboy

[sweet herald]

The bob-bomb sorting game

[woeful rampart]

being short has some advantages

like its better for building muscle

[glad oriole]

wish i was 5'8

[woeful rampart]

gymnastics

[fading talon]

my starting point for my anxiety

[rare yew]

Don’t be ride to short guys they can’t control it

[fading talon]

i think

[prime jay]

from the mario wiki:
Luigi specializes in "table" games, also known as gambling games. These minigames are the reason the Virtual Console re-release of Super Mario 64 DS received a PEGI 12+ rating in Europe.

[long atlas]

what if they’re a toddler

[grave rock]

There is an in-between
Rough Gem users

[stoic lagoon]

I was not made tall, so I made myself stronk

[fading talon]

lmaoooo

[jovial parrot]

Id definitely rather be short than super tall

[fading talon]

what

[woeful rampart]

I won't ride short guys I promise

[amber rune]

Who says toddlers cant be sick ass dwarves

[prime jay]

they got mario...

[glad oriole]

i love rough gem and im 6 foot

wth

[craggy mica]

oh man that is definitely a take

[fading talon]

imagine like

wario as a pit boss

[woeful rampart]

im suppose to be like 6'3 as an adult

[glad oriole]

i agree with it

[amber rune]

How tall is super tall here

[rare yew]

Would you rather be 5’0 or 7’0

[prime jay]

5'0" easy

[woeful rampart]

honestly

[sweet herald]

5’p

[jovial parrot]

5'0

[grave rock]

This, of course, is a lie.
I just wanted to see who pointed me out for my opinion

[sweet herald]

5’0*

[woeful rampart]

7'

[amber rune]

5’0

[fading talon]

7'0

maybe

idk

[grave rock]

5’p

[prime jay]

i'd rather be 5'0" than 6'0" tbh

[stoic lagoon]

5'0, I'm only losing 6 inches

[glad oriole]

5'0

[fading talon]

i'm losing or gaining 1ft

[craggy mica]

Ok I’m gonna be in the minority since 7’0” just makes you an athletic specimen but you guys don’t care

[fading talon]

hm

[woeful rampart]

If you. can make it into the NBA your set for life

[long atlas]

he’s asking about your height

[fading talon]

maybe 7'0" then

[rare yew]

This is a very different question for men

[amber rune]

Well if you’re 7ft its more like a gimmick if you’re 5ft you’re just a short guy

[rare yew]

Tbf

[fading talon]

yeah

[stoic lagoon]

🤫

[glad oriole]

im a tall femboy and dont love it but idk some people do like it idk

[woeful rampart]

Im bouta be the next Shaq fr

[jovial parrot]

Just cause you're tall doesn't mean you're gonna be a basketball player

[grave rock]

Shakira Oatmeal

[jovial parrot]

There's other things tall people can do

[prime jay]

tall =/= athletic

[woeful rampart]

I have a way better chance tho

[stoic lagoon]

The grace of a newborn giraffe

[craggy mica]

oh nah mauga ptsd please don’t tell me you play him

[long atlas]

tbh the only reason dudes wanna be tall is to pick up chicks

[amber rune]

Does 7ft come with health problems

[woeful rampart]

I would

[jovial parrot]

Tall people can uh...
Put up Christmas decorations or something idk

[fading talon]

i don't think so

[woeful rampart]

but I can only use my console during holidays

[rare yew]

5’0 or 7’0 but guaranteed not to be good at basketball

[long atlas]

no other reason aside athlete should you want to be tall

[grave rock]

I just wanna reach my fucking cereal :(

[fading talon]

7'0 still

[glad oriole]

i mean it works i love taller guys

[woeful rampart]

then im just wasted height

[jovial parrot]

These are turning into roguelike choices

[rare yew]

Don’t tell me what I should want

[boreal heath]

7 then i’d be a foot shorter

[woeful rampart]

if im 7' do my bones still work well?

[rare yew]

It’s my fantasy

[stoic lagoon]

All I want for crimas is you

[craggy mica]

I’ll just become a baseball pitcher

[long atlas]

you want goth baddies i can sense it

[glad oriole]

tf you mean wasted height

[stoic lagoon]

He speaks truth

[jovial parrot]

Life choice: Blonde hair or year long coupon to McDonalds

[prime jay]

to put it in terms a balatro player might understand: sigil or ouija?

[rare yew]

I got a baddie trust I ain’t need the height

[grave rock]

I JUST WANT MY FUCKING CEREAL :((((( LET ME BE TALLLLLL

[glad oriole]

do all tall people have to play basketball or theyre a waste

[stoic lagoon]

Man got the funny

[woeful rampart]

its just a downright negative to be that tall and not play basketball

[amber rune]

5’0 or 7’0 with a 1 in 3 chance to destroy 1 inch of height every round

[woeful rampart]

at 7'

[stoic lagoon]

Then he got the hunny

[jovial parrot]

If you're short then how did the cereal get up there to begin with

[woeful rampart]

it legit hinders you

[long atlas]

have you ever considered putting your cereal on a smaller shelf

[glad oriole]

not enough to matter

[grave rock]

Evil tall wizard

[glad oriole]

plus

tall people are attractive

[jovial parrot]

Damn, he didn't even use his magic

[glad oriole]

i wont even lie

[woeful rampart]

you realize how tall 7' is right?

[strong prairie]

7'0 (213cm), probably? Though beds and airplanes etc would suck

[grave rock]

Can't even reach small

[glad oriole]

yeah

[rare yew]

7 feet is beyond hot tall and into scary tall

[long atlas]

js put it on the ground broski

[glad oriole]

depends on proportions but fair

[grave rock]

Ants

[prime jay]

would yall rather be 12 ft tall or 2 ft tall

[craggy mica]

There’s so many things you can do if you’re 7 feet besides attractiveness the pros way outway the cons if you take the right career path

[amber rune]

Hot tall caps at 6’6 ngl

[long atlas]

5’ of legs

[glad oriole]

child or monster

[prime jay]

2 ft easy.

[rare yew]

This needs a poll

[jovial parrot]

Real

[boreal heath]

truff

[amber rune]

Boiled one or Warrick Davis

[woeful rampart]

6'-6'3 Tall 6'4-6'6 Real Tall 6'7+ Uncomfortable Tall

[glad oriole]

😍

[strong prairie]

Being able to grab things off off high cabinets 🤤

[glad oriole]

67 lmaoooo

[jovial parrot]

Wait 2 ft tall... Would that even be toddler height like

[amber rune]

Mods, break her neck

[glad oriole]

her

[long atlas]

that’s like knee height

[jovial parrot]

Or would that be like
Mouse height

[craggy mica]

Or when you’re walking in the hall and you can do that thing where you slap the top of a doorframe for no reason

[sharp cliff]

i feel offended

[amber rune]

mb

[glad oriole]

:p

[long atlas]

mods turn her balls into tungsten

[sharp cliff]

oh mb i forgot i was horse

[grave rock]

Aren't you a hourse

[glad oriole]

NOOO

[jovial parrot]

"her balls"

[stoic lagoon]

Y'all slow af

[fading talon]

do u guys play balatrodle

[woeful rampart]

being 5'0 as a dude would be hell

[prime jay]

would be significantly below average. toddlers are like almost 3 feet

[glad oriole]

i dont see a problem

[stoic lagoon]

😎

[rare yew]

Damn this is a close vote

[strong prairie]

Yeah. Feel free to share your score with a spoiler lol

[long atlas]

she her boy is a thing

[craggy mica]

You’re either a comedian or sad

[stoic lagoon]

Nah m8

[jovial parrot]

I just thought it was funny

I wasn't judging it

[rare yew]

It would be real rough

[grave rock]

Sad comedian

You became hack

[rare yew]

The world is not kind to short men

[grave rock]

wee

[glad oriole]

there are also trans women with balls (not me)

[long atlas]

that’s a hack

[woeful rampart]

jestermaxing is your only hope

[prime jay]

i'm kind to short men.

[long atlas]

speaking of ever wonder an example of a hack

[glad oriole]

society

[jovial parrot]

Just do what Napoleon did

It wasn't that complex right

[long atlas]

we had one last night

[craggy mica]

If I was forced to be 5 feet I would simply become danny devito as that’s my only option

[fading talon]

i will

[long atlas]

i love danny devito

[grave rock]

A short and sad comedian that's into maths and radio language

[jovial parrot]

Also Napoleon wasn't even that short right

[rare yew]

True he does have 7’0” energy

[tawny pasture]

I'll go 5ft. Im close enough to 7ft. Not all it's cracked up to be

[sharp cliff]

have you seen the movie twins

[long atlas]

i think he was like 5’4-5’6 if i remember correctly

[amber rune]

May i ask what your pfp is

[woeful rampart]

5'8

[craggy mica]

Or I could become hornswoggle

[jovial parrot]

That's perfectly average I'd say

[prime jay]

5'6" to 5'7" yeah

[tawny pasture]

Captain Murphy from Sealab 2021

[woeful rampart]

the whole him being short thing was british propaganda

[glad oriole]

it isnt statistically

[prime jay]

he was 5'2" in french units

[glad oriole]

i think

[woeful rampart]

led my admiral nelson

[glad oriole]

idj

[amber rune]

I thought it was fucking Jeffery Epstein lmao

[strong prairie]

Wait, how tall are you? I'm assuming !height isn't a command in your chat

[long atlas]

for the time he was supposedly short and it was propaganda for the time

[tawny pasture]

Why tf

[grave rock]

Oookay buddy holly

[sharp cliff]

phew

[glad oriole]

guhh

[sharp cliff]

not horse

[stray vault]

Im 5' 4

[rare yew]

From age 0-18 the answer (for men) would definitely be 7’. Basically the choice between being bullied as a youth or always being picked first for sports

[craggy mica]

no no dude don’t think you’re crazy it does look like him

[woeful rampart]

not the big stein

[grave rock]

No more hrous

[glad oriole]

i mean, im a man and i didnt choose that

[stoic lagoon]

I got both, being 5'6 and stout

[amber rune]

The people boo me for the truth

[jovial parrot]

I wouldn't wanna be tall because I wouldn't wanna be connected to sports

[grave rock]

Literally 198🐴

[sharp cliff]

well i'm still picking 5

because it would fuck up my climbing

[woeful rampart]

the sad thing is

[jovial parrot]

By being tall it comes off like the world has this expectation for you to be an athlete

[glad oriole]

is every short haired old man epstein

[long atlas]

i feel like height based bullying has gone waaay down in the last few years though

[woeful rampart]

most of the short dudes I know are mad athletic

[rare yew]

Has it

[stoic lagoon]

Climb tall lady (or man, its 2026)

[prime jay]

yeah this is kind of like a gender-conforming type thing

[woeful rampart]

they just dont have the side

size*

[long atlas]

at least for the people i know i feel like it’s gone down

[upper solstice]

Im 5'9 and just played and beat the #1 team in NY for hockey, dont give up short kings

[glad oriole]

tbf i dont really gender conform

[rare yew]

But are you 5’?

[woeful rampart]

so people don't take them seriously

[prime jay]

yeah thats what i mean

[glad oriole]

no :[

[compact stump]

I’m 176cm ionno inches

[craggy mica]

Winger?

[upper solstice]

Yessir

[woeful rampart]

5'9 is average height

[rare yew]

Yeah so you dont necessarily know what it’s like

[grave rock]

Fuck genders
Would you rather be kitten or puppy

[upper solstice]

Not in hockey

[glad oriole]

tru

[prime jay]

kitten. easy.

[glad oriole]

take a wild guess

[jovial parrot]

Kitten easily

[compact stump]

lol

[prime jay]

cats get away with so much more than dogs

[grave rock]

I've been informed of a third secret option
bnuny

[jovial parrot]

Yeah and cats get to be lazy

[cold idol]

i want to be an inbred dog with breathing difficulty

[jovial parrot]

Dogs have to be walked

[craggy mica]

Cats sit on their ass and do nothing all day and freeload so yes I would be a cat

[compact stump]

more % of getting eaten tho

[prime jay]

i would NOT want to be a bunny everything in the world wants to kill bunnies

[woeful rampart]

dogs are way better than cats

[amber rune]

I’m 4’3 800lbs and i’m gonna fight a 6’10 20lbs guy who’s winning

[long atlas]

who wants to be a pug bro

[woeful rampart]

so def dogs

[jovial parrot]

LMAO SO REAL

[sharp cliff]

you

[jovial parrot]

But then again who wants to be a shaved cat too

[prime jay]

if a guy is 6'10 20lbs he is DEAD

[glad oriole]

disc vs pole

[woeful rampart]

800 lbs of muscle or fat?

[sharp cliff]

both win

[amber rune]

Cheese

[sharp cliff]

just one is a quicker death

[woeful rampart]

if fat 6'10 guy runs away

[craggy mica]

I watched a season of Alone and now I can’t look at rabbits the same

[sharp cliff]

RUN

[long atlas]

bro are you fighting the fucking slenderman

[rare yew]

Snorlax vs Tissue paper Gumby

[sharp cliff]

as if

[prime jay]

are you fighting a puff of smoke 😭

[glad oriole]

dies from not having enough energy

[sharp cliff]

he is 20 pounds

[compact stump]

lmao

[amber rune]

He’s 20lbs bro the wind is gonna blow him away

[sharp cliff]

he can barely live

[woeful rampart]

I thought it said 200

mb

[long atlas]

gumby is a throwback i love that dude

[stoic lagoon]

The brain is almost 20 pounds

[amber rune]

Say that again

[stoic lagoon]

Where are his organs

[long atlas]

that again

[sharp cliff]

his brain and lungs are a fourth of his body mass

[woeful rampart]

gn chat

[compact stump]

say that again

[glad oriole]

throwback sux

[prime jay]

he was born with glass bones and paper skin

[stoic lagoon]

That again

[amber rune]

That again

[jovial parrot]

What is happening lol

[long atlas]

already did

[amber rune]

Again

[sharp cliff]

he is half organ

ignoring skin

[fading talon]

11 tries @strong prairie

[stoic lagoon]

But is he tuned?

[sharp cliff]

which he probably doesn't have

[craggy mica]

Would you rather be the guy who tells everyone they meet that they just ran a marathon or have no legs

[amber rune]

He’s rationing

[prime jay]

black hole vs a single photon, who wins

[long atlas]

he probably breathes and pumps blood through the air boom organ issue solved

[rare yew]

Do you really have to tell people you don’t have legs

[grave rock]

Actually fuck animals
Which joker would you rather be

Baseball Card or Owner of Certificate Place

[rare yew]

Like

[sharp cliff]

HIS SKIN is his whole weight

not even bones

[rare yew]

They can probably see

[compact stump]

wat

[amber rune]

No legs

[stoic lagoon]

If a bag of skin shambles toward me, Im shidding

[prime jay]

id rather be a human than a baseball card id say

[sharp cliff]

fuck WHAT

[long atlas]

i think of boneless peter griffin here lmao

[jovial parrot]

I can't tell if you're being serious but I think they just meant not having legs

[rare yew]

I’d rather be the marathon guy (I don’t talk to anyone)

[grave rock]

ratfucker800

[glad oriole]

the fuck is owner of certificate place

[fading talon]

it'd be like "i just ran a marathon btw"

[prime jay]

youre talking to people right now...

[fading talon]

to like everyone

[grave rock]

Certificate

[jovial parrot]

Well no

[fading talon]

probs including online

[glad oriole]

im so fluffy

[rare yew]

I could do that

[stoic lagoon]

We're hallucinations

[grave rock]

But not the card itself

[glad oriole]

certificate >>> baseball card

[rare yew]

People would leave me tf alone

[compact stump]

you the kinda guy to be the marathon guy (i had to)

[fading talon]

imagine signing a twitter post off with that 😭

lmao

[jovial parrot]

The difference is he's not seeing anyone's faces right now

[tribal knoll]

i feel like 1.25x for missing out on 1 round is too low considering how much value u're not getting

[rare yew]

Finally some peace and quiet (just ran a marathon btw)

[sharp cliff]

Just finished my lunch!!!
I ran a marathon once.

[rigid night]

You missed the TRYsexual

[glad oriole]

ja

[grave rock]

[sharp cliff]

appended after every message or conversation

[glad oriole]

tha wuh

[stoic lagoon]

He a runner, he a trackstar

[rare yew]

Skinkina missed my joke

Here we go

[stoic lagoon]

👀

[glad oriole]

huhh

[long atlas]

EVERYONE QUIET LISTEN TO THUNK

[prime jay]

that's not true. my pfp is my real life face. i look like this.

[compact stump]

no

ion wanna

[sharp cliff]

thunk can we get a suit role exclusive vc

[glad oriole]

same frfr

[sharp cliff]

it's a great idea

[amber rune]

I’m engineer rabbid irl fym

[stoic lagoon]

Wild card suit

[rare yew]

Fun fact about me, I’m a trysexual
I’ll try anything once!

1. Missionary

[sharp cliff]

frankly i see no issue

[stoic lagoon]

[sharp cliff]

yeah can we get wild suit role

[long atlas]

even better the sixth time

[glad oriole]

lmao

[sharp cliff]

that can only be given

[rare yew]

SHE LAUGHED SEE I TOLD YOU

[grave rock]

This joke is so good I feel like I never want to hear it again

[glad oriole]

heheeh

[sharp cliff]

to people that are based

[prime jay]

idgi

[rigid night]

Retriggering 2-5 with that one

[compact stump]

sameee

[grave rock]

A role should be made with the purpose of being used btw

[compact stump]

might be dumb

[long atlas]

ladies and gents, let’s see how long it takes until this gentleman realizes that voice channels are HELL to moderate

[lethal kelp]

Never thought I’d see the day where the dev of one of my favorite games starts openly talking about their sex habits on Discord

[compact stump]

civil chatter:

[jovial parrot]

I've missed this sort of conversations in this server ngl

[sharp cliff]

uh... nuh uh

[rare yew]

People know this is a joke right

Right?

[amber rune]

I havent been this active on discord since i was with the four peters

[glad oriole]

never meet your idols

[rare yew]

…right?

[compact stump]

is it

[sharp cliff]

😨

[grave rock]

Were you bluffing?

[glad oriole]

i assumed it was

[compact stump]

/j.

[grave rock]

Maybe go fish is more of your style.

[stoic lagoon]

Gin rummy

[rigid night]

Yes. This is the Balatro community

[grave rock]

[amber rune]

Wait people took it seriously lmao

[sharp cliff]

No showman?
No show.

[lethal kelp]

HOLY SHIT A RESPONSE FROM THE GOAT

||Yes, of course I knew||

[glad oriole]

good thing all these chips are virtual

[fading talon]

😭

[jovial parrot]

I assumed trysexual isn't even a real sexuality

[compact stump]

i believe that’s the main problem.

[prime jay]

quick, put this on the balatro fandom wiki

[sharp cliff]

localthunk isn't a god

[rare yew]

I’ll try ANYTHING once!!

[grave rock]

Is it truly a showman if it doesn't show you shit?

[craggy mica]

It’s when you’re attracted to a try guy

[rigid night]

I'm literally a fool. What's your excuse?

[fading talon]

well wouldn't like everyone 😭

[stoic lagoon]

1. MISSIONARY

[glad oriole]

ikr we need to be used again

[glad oriole]

1. missionary

[sharp cliff]

those who know

[long atlas]

man, if only i had 2 examples!

[stoic lagoon]

[grave rock]

those who show (not showman)

[compact stump]

i’m so lost.

[amber rune]

[long atlas]

good

[rigid night]

[prime jay]

im bisexual. i'll bi anything once!

[jovial parrot]

This place is full of jokers

[stoic lagoon]

Thunkypoo, say the line!

[compact stump]

this chat is slowly rotting my brain

[sweet herald]

Me when capitalism

[sharp cliff]

what

[fading talon]

me

[amber rune]

Class of 2020: we didnt get a graduation

[lethal kelp]

No we did not

[long atlas]

true

[stoic lagoon]

I did, it was in the middle of july 110°F

[rare yew]

I’m starting to think maybe my joke isn’t as amazing as I first thought

[rigid night]

We got scammed

[rare yew]

After the 10th retelling

[prime jay]

i'm asexual. i'll ace anything once!

[jovial parrot]

What the heck is happening lmao

[sharp cliff]

it was amazing

[glad oriole]

im homosexual. ill kiss boys

[prime jay]

i'm trying to feel out the joke

[fading talon]

1. exams!

[craggy mica]

⠀⠀⠀⣴⣴⡤
⠀⣠⠀⢿⠇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⢷⡗
⠀⢶⢽⠿⣗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⡧⠂⠀⠀⣼⣷⡆
⠀⠀⣾⢶⠐⣱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣜⣻⣧⣲⣦⠤⣧⣿⠶
⠀⢀⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡹⣿⣷
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⠀⣹⡌⠀⠀⣨⣾⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⠔⠌
⠰⣷⣿⡀⢐⢿⣿⣿⢻⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿⡤⣴⠄⢀⣀⡀
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⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁

[compact stump]

maybe the 11th will be better

[glad oriole]

i thought it was funny

[long atlas]

well you’ve made at least 3 people laugh with it so it’s not that bad

[jovial parrot]

Localthunk you should be a joker

[lethal kelp]

Bro played the Hack Joker

[sharp cliff]

loss.jpg

[jovial parrot]

Lol

[grave rock]

I'm pretty sure homophobic people are afraid to just stand on the road because they'll be a bystander and not a straightstander

[fading talon]

then it got blueprinted

[compact stump]

4 fingers mentioned?

[rare yew]

True gotta go back to the old well

[sweet herald]

I’m pansexual!

1. Saucepan

[compact stump]

let’s see it

[prime jay]

you'll pan anything once?

[long atlas]

milk the cash cow for all it’s worth

[jovial parrot]

I'm asexual!
1.
2.

[rigid night]

All 5 Legendaries in one maybe

[sweet herald]

Exactly 👍

[upper solstice]

Twin

[stoic lagoon]

I'm

.

.

[prime jay]

i dont get the joke can someone explain in vivid detail

[jovial parrot]

Shit it didn't work

[sharp cliff]

also #🎙・server-chat message

[glad oriole]

im omnisexual i like omni man from the hit show invisible

[grave rock]

I
.

[upper solstice]

Sex
.

M

[sharp cliff]

from the hit show

INVINCIBLE

[upper solstice]

Fuck

[amber rune]

:
.

[sweet herald]

Mark… I made a steak

[rare yew]

What happened to this chat

[prime jay]

we could be bees

[long atlas]

oh yeah we lost the plot goodnight everyone

[glad oriole]

my bad

[grave rock]

balatro

[prime jay]

i think your joke triggered a butterfly effect

[glad oriole]

why did you make me do this!!

[grave rock]

[stoic lagoon]

👁

•

•

[jovial parrot]

Let's go get some chocolate frosty milkshakes

[glad oriole]

we could live for 20 years

[long atlas]

SHUT IT DOWN I REPEAT SHUT IT DOWN

[sharp cliff]

idk

[compact stump]

UR CHATTING SO YYOU CAN SEE UR BRAIN ROT

[grave rock]

I don't even belong here btw

[amber rune]

I’m sex

1. I be profen

[lethal kelp]

r/batmanarkham ahh server

[compact stump]

Think thunk think

[grave rock]

I just snuck in

[rigid night]

How to win:

1. Bal
2. Atro

[stoic lagoon]

Yo, you be profen?

[sharp cliff]

17 black

[glad oriole]

im high on potenuse

[sweet herald]

Can you thanos snap all of us out of existence thunk plz thankies

[sharp cliff]

let em ride

[jovial parrot]

This is peak writing

[prime jay]

call me a headache the way i be profen!

[long atlas]

yo can someone put on slow mode please

[amber rune]

I wish i were high on potenuse

[craggy mica]

lol I wish I was high on potenuse

[rare yew]

Yeah none of you deserve to chat rn

[grave rock]

What if evil localthunk out on SPEED mode!!!

[compact stump]

Slow mode of 72 hours

[glad oriole]

except me :3c

[rare yew]

This is sobering

[sharp cliff]

frankly i agree

[compact stump]

hey what did i do

[vast raft]

[prime jay]

walks away carrying a bindle

[stoic lagoon]

I'll take the hit

[jovial parrot]

Petition to bring back Thunk chat or whatever it was called

[sharp cliff]

gonna draw jokers and maybe read septology

[glad oriole]

Slowmode of Public Executions hours

[ember girder]

This is my first time seeing a discord coversation play out in real time and I am realizing I never want to see one again

[sharp cliff]

bye

[amber rune]

Thank thunk thor thinking that

[long atlas]

it’s quite the opposite i feel high and i’m sober

[glad oriole]

LOL

[rare yew]

Based

[grave rock]

Is this the first 1️⃣ 9️⃣ 8️⃣

[rare yew]

Shut it all down

[craggy mica]

ok? that still doesn't change the fact that there are 42 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3 million people in Jamaica. Which means if the kangaroos were to invade Jamaica, each person would have to fight 14 kangaroos

[glad oriole]

nineteen eighty egg

[jovial parrot]

Hit the button

[rare yew]

It’s time

[stoic lagoon]

Ah dang it

[compact stump]

not the best server for your first time, gotta come here prepared

[glad oriole]

time f????

[grave rock]

Shoot the Road

[rare yew]

Calm

[amber rune]

Hit the big red button

[rare yew]

Peace

[lethal kelp]

Time to get off the bus

[stoic lagoon]

Tranquility

[glad oriole]

alatro

[grave rock]

this is time

[long atlas]

let’s see how longs this slow mode

[turbid atlas]

Slowmode is enabled.

[compact stump]

i see that

[jovial parrot]

Oh wow that's a lot but fair enough

[grave rock]

I have waited 30 seconds just to say I am moving out to my home place that is art channel

[long atlas]

30 sec yeah that’s good

[amber rune]

Too 12 local fuck
1: cold turkey
2:

[prime jay]

anyway, i think i'd still prefer to be 5'0".

[stoic lagoon]

Sometimes, I wish

[raven ice]

no

[craggy mica]

Loading up Battle Cats

[grave rock]

Goodbye channel

[glad oriole]

sometimes, i meow

[compact stump]

what’s 5 inches in cm

[prime jay]

i gotta work on my homework now, godspeed balatro chat

[raven ice]

why is there a slowmode of 30 seconds

[jovial parrot]

I'm not sure what to say because anything I say couldn't possibly be worth the 30 seconds I have to wait

[rigid night]

scratches behind ears

[glad oriole]

w<

[lethal kelp]

She Chicot on my Yorick til I Perkeo

[compact stump]

wait it isn’t inches, i’m dumb

[stoic lagoon]

busts it down jester style

[raven ice]

take it off localpunk😡

[craggy mica]

Balatro next to Slay The Spire next to My Singing Monsters next to Battle Cats wow I’m living the life

[jovial parrot]

So uh
How is everyone doing

[rare yew]

If you accept a 24 hour timeout I will

[turbid atlas]

Yo, rick
rick: 23 discarded cards

[glad oriole]

martyrdom

[grave rock]

Why we calling Locomotive names 😭

[raven ice]

for everyone?

[rare yew]

Yes

[compact stump]

not again.

[jovial parrot]

What kinda movies do y'all like
-# am I braking the ice correctly

[stoic lagoon]

For the sake of everyone else, I volunteer for the 24 hours

[raven ice]

ok ill do it😔

[glad oriole]

why does the ENTIRETY of discord shake when i try to send a message off slowmode

[rigid night]

If he's timed out, who do we throw cans at?

[sharp cliff]

thousand yard stare

[rare yew]

o7

A true hero

[quaint apex]

I got my balatro poster

[lethal kelp]

o7

[jovial parrot]

o7

[rare yew]

Because you’ve graciously accepted your fate, you get no timeout

[grave rock]

they died for our greatest sins: not delaying our gratification

[glad oriole]

o7

[rare yew]

And I’ll remove slowmode

[raven ice]

thank you

[rare yew]

Chat, your champion

[stoic lagoon]

No cans this time

We cannot can the hero

[turbid atlas]

this is like when [character name] from [media] [martyrous action]

[glad oriole]

thank you canpion

[quaint apex]

#🃏・off-topic message

[grave rock]

YEAHHHHHHH

[sweet herald]

I’ve retracted my can I apologize

[compact stump]

here we go again

[sharp cliff]

HORSIE I LOVE YOU
will you sign this autograph

[turbid atlas]

all hail horsie

[jovial parrot]

Ok guys wait let's not get crazy

[glad oriole]

cans of honor

[jovial parrot]

We earned this freedom now we gotta preserve it

[turbid atlas]

i guess we CAN not get crazy haha

[rare yew]

Skinkina missed can meta

Can someone explain

I’m doing dishes

[raven ice]

no

[sweet herald]

So basically

[sharp cliff]

🥫

[glad oriole]

grah

[compact stump]

horse= can

[glad oriole]

why do i miss everuthing

[compact stump]

get it?

[glad oriole]

no

[sharp cliff]

and talking on discord 😔

[turbid atlas]

haha i get it haha

[glad oriole]

can a horse can

[grave rock]

DELAYED GRATIFICATION IS DEAD

[sweet herald]

When you see the emoji or the word horse, you hit them with the can emoji

[grave rock]

ROCKET MONEY

[compact stump]

u see a horse, u can em

[amber rune]

Since when was it 3:46am

[glad oriole]

oh ok

horse

[stoic lagoon]

Since it's not 3:45am

[sharp cliff]

no wonder telling people you run a marathon would change nothing

[grave rock]

Like a few minutes ago

[jovial parrot]

So um
Y'all ever watched E.T. the Extra Terrestrial

[raven ice]

mmm chip

[prime jay]

oop i was supposed to do homework. no cans for me

[craggy mica]

mha so mid my friends have horrible recommendations

[glad oriole]

i hate ET hes so ugly dude
not serious

[raven ice]

re:zero trust

[jovial parrot]

I mean ET is kind of ugly to be fair

[glad oriole]

watch jujutsu kaisen

[raven ice]

read jjk

[quaint apex]

Anyways hi guys

[rigid night]

I made your favorite: beets and mildew

[glad oriole]

watch

[craggy mica]

Honestly I’ve never gotten into anime I only try it because my friends watch

[turbid atlas]

i have mixed opinions on jjk but its mostly good

[glad oriole]

jjk fans dont know how to read

[grave rock]

MHA fans:

(The joke is that I haven't met any MHA fan so I can't make fun of them yet)

[glad oriole]

why are they mixed

[sweet herald]

STOVE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

[raven ice]

i HATE beets and mildew

[grave rock]

Just like balatro fans

[glad oriole]

its perfect

[turbid atlas]

s2's dip in quality turned me off a bit

[jovial parrot]

We should stop talking in text and only use emojis

Ancient Egyptian style

[lethal kelp]

I’ve only ever seen one season of Sonic X, two episodes of Assassination High School, and a few episodes of the Pokemon anime

I’m in no way to talk about anime lmao

[sharp cliff]

ok for every person that puts on my spotify playlist RIGHT NOW
i will get out of bed and do 1 push up, 15 crunches, 10 second hurdle both sides, and 3 in and outs
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0cevUP0ssLSLm7ict9X2E9

[glad oriole]

i though season 2 was quite a step up \

[raven ice]

how do you make beets and mildew ice cream

[jovial parrot]

👋😁👍

[glad oriole]

in terms of sotry

[grave rock]

1️⃣ 9️⃣ 8️⃣

[amber rune]

Was the plant debuffing face cards intentionally a faceplant pun

[compact stump]

no

[glad oriole]

the animation i dont care a ton about

[craggy mica]

Indigo league so peak but ion know if that counts

[turbid atlas]

animators were NOT locked in during s2

[sharp cliff]

man FUCK you

[compact stump]

lol

[sweet herald]

Damn

[grave rock]

A plant does not have any face

[turbid atlas]

im glad they locked in for s3

[lethal kelp]

OH MY GOD

[glad oriole]

as long as the animation isnt repulsive cough cough opm season 3 cough then idrc

[jovial parrot]

👉😎 👉

[turbid atlas]

dont you EVER say that about opm s3

[raven ice]

been watching aot

[turbid atlas]

(this is sarcasm)

[sharp cliff]

i was ready to do crunches 😔

[glad oriole]

im crine sun

[compact stump]

invincible season 2 for some reason:

[stoic lagoon]

[glad oriole]

aot is good

can

invincible is great

:3

[turbid atlas]

i looove invincible

[compact stump]

animation on s2 was meh

[sharp cliff]

skinkina why does thunk like you so much

[raven ice]

do we can horses and horse cans

[jovial parrot]

I really wanted to disagree but season 3 was too much for me

[glad oriole]

idc

[turbid atlas]

animation pmo sometimes but its okay

[jovial parrot]

Like season 3 was so much more low quality
But the story definitely made up for it

[glad oriole]

i love mob psycho 100 do you think i care if animation i subpar

[sharp cliff]

cans get horses, horses get cans

[compact stump]

agree

[rare yew]

Hungry? One red skittle exists

[obtuse snow]

mob psycho 100 has excellent animation wdym

[raven ice]

can i have it

[obtuse snow]

animation != artstyle

[jovial parrot]

You want an M&M? /ref

[glad oriole]

well true

idk

[compact stump]

i can’t eat skittles

[rare yew]

That was a test

[sharp cliff]

CANS GET HORSES

[obtuse snow]

i dont want an m&m i want three dollars

[rare yew]

You all failed

[glad oriole]

point is animation is fine as long as it isnt distractingly bad

[raven ice]

N9

NO

[obtuse snow]

no i didnt

[raven ice]

DONT

[obtuse snow]

i dont fail

i never fail

[turbid atlas]

invincible has such inconsistent powerscaling but theres hype moments and aura so i can forgive it

[jovial parrot]

What was the test

[raven ice]

we getting slowmode

[grave rock]

Death

[turbid atlas]

hi jancinthe pokemon z-a

[glad oriole]

who cares about consistent powerscaling the narrative is more important

[compact stump]

don’t give him ideas

[jovial parrot]

Not me cutting up the red skittle into slices like Mickey does with the bean

[rare yew]

Hungry? One red skittle exists

[jovial parrot]

OH

[sweet herald]

WE HAVE TO DO ACROBYMS TOO!???

[glad oriole]

ohh

[compact stump]

That’s what you were writing for like 3 minutes huh

[jovial parrot]

Damn that's a really good acronym

[raven ice]

are we going to get publicly executed now

[compact stump]

lmao

[amber rune]

These people are balatro fans theyve never passed a test in their lives

[turbid atlas]

Listen, I absolutely ADORE invincible but I can acknowledge that it has very iffy writing a lot of the time

[stoic lagoon]

🍤

[sharp cliff]

holy shit

[glad oriole]

i dont have any real problems with the writing

[jovial parrot]

Hey Thunk what emoji shows up when you double tap a message

[craggy mica]

oh nah they flaming me for watching ace attorney

[stoic lagoon]

How often robbers steal eggs

[jovial parrot]

For me it's fish react

[sharp cliff]

I absolutly ABHOR seeds that are too easy
I need a challenge

[rigid night]

I'm learning the DxD opening on guitar

[glad oriole]

you can configure it in settings

[jovial parrot]

Wait really

[glad oriole]

personally i have it disabled

[rare yew]

I changed it to Can yesterday

[jovial parrot]

Why lol

What's with the can stuff I don't get it

[stoic lagoon]

I had to can myself smh

[raven ice]

i have mine to horse

[sharp cliff]

this was a test and you all failed

[glad oriole]

can a horse

[lethal kelp]

Cavemen announces nightfall. Hilarity occurs, ruckus suddenly erupts.

[turbid atlas]

i think sometimes the characters make decisions that don't make a lot of sense, even when considering their motives and viewpoints

[jovial parrot]

No

[raven ice]

wait

[sharp cliff]

yesterday i said the same thing and bolded the hidden horse

[glad oriole]

maaybe

[sharp cliff]

but today it is unbolded

[raven ice]

do we fish if its both can and horse?

[sharp cliff]

you fools cannot see the hidden horse

[jovial parrot]

ASDFmovie reference?

[turbid atlas]

r u only a show watcher or have u read the comics

[sweet herald]

I’m having a hard time keeping up this is too much h word

[glad oriole]

show watcher

[turbid atlas]

yeah ok i see

[rare yew]

(Made me say it in my brain)

[sweet herald]

Aint no way

[glad oriole]

i cant really be bothered with comics or manga or whatever

[compact stump]

can it

[glad oriole]

except OPM

i read all of that shit

[sharp cliff]

no

[amber rune]

Just so you all know i have the comics in case you wanted to know that

[sharp cliff]

we can and horse

[stoic lagoon]

Car

[turbid atlas]

thats so tuff

[sharp cliff]

no FISH

only honse

[glad oriole]

can horse can horse can horse

[sharp cliff]

and cna

[sweet herald]

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[craggy mica]

If you won’t say the H word then I will. H ello everybody my name is markiplier

[jovial parrot]

You know what that means

[turbid atlas]

wait when did suit roles get added

[compact stump]

chat can DOESNT mean horse, horse MEANS can

[glad oriole]

hurt people hurt people type shit am i right

[sharp cliff]

a horse is a horse of course of course

[jovial parrot]

Can can

[raven ice]

kendrick lamar

[sharp cliff]

and nobody can talk to a horse of course

unless of course, that horse is the famous mr ed

[glad oriole]

real eyes real eyes real eyes

or something

[lethal kelp]

I swear Localthunk is gonna add a Horse & Can Joker now

[craggy mica]

Talk tuah

[stoic lagoon]

Canned horse

[sweet herald]

The rules DO NOT state that we can’t horse cans. That was never an established rule.
However, it was established we must always can horses. But we can horse whatever we want

[sharp cliff]

Mr. Ed

[raven ice]

horse in a can

[raven ice]

i like this one

[jovial parrot]

Why did people like Mr. Ed

[sharp cliff]

you all are fake mr ed fans

[amber rune]

House on roku says excellent

My fav show

[sharp cliff]

can react it he's a horse

[glad oriole]

mr erectile dysunction?

[raven ice]

can we have leaks mr thunk

[jovial parrot]

I mean he is a Horse

[raven ice]

house?

[craggy mica]

Horsea underrated pokemon

[sharp cliff]

Mr. Ed

try again

[jovial parrot]

Horse M.D.

[raven ice]

sounds a lot like something

[amber rune]

Yeah house md

[glad oriole]

IM an underrated pokemon

lowkirkenuinely

[turbid atlas]

can joker: Jokers cannot change (Preservation of food jokers) (No more scaling, but also jokers like idol and ancient dont change)

is there better wording for this

[jovial parrot]

What has vocabulary become bro

[glad oriole]

can joker can a joker?

[raven ice]

yea we not getting anymore leaks other than that banana

[turbid atlas]

What's everyone's favorite pokemon? mine is yveltal

[sharp cliff]

cloud nine and destroy all the nines

keep the high value

[sweet herald]

Nuh uh we got a color the other day

[stoic lagoon]

Jimbo banana leaked

[sharp cliff]

kills rocket

[glad oriole]

i like the cream one

[sharp cliff]

me like

[sweet herald]

It was a blue

[amber rune]

I read this as chud nine bro i’m so tired

[glad oriole]

and pikachu

im not a big pokemon fan

[jovial parrot]

Did you guys know that on the title screen of Balatro you can press up up down down left right left right B A B A start and it'll give you infinite hands and discards
-# this is fake btw

[glad oriole]

photochud

[sharp cliff]

my favorite is scizor as a huge pokemon fan

[raven ice]

blue? blueprint? blueprint buff?

[sweet herald]

Not that blue

[amber rune]

How could you possibly buff blueprint

[turbid atlas]

bro put iron coat on a scyther

[sweet herald]

It was a very pleasant blue

[turbid atlas]

copies all jokers

[sharp cliff]

yeah

i did

[glad oriole]

blue? blue joker? +2 chips for each card in your deck (currently +108 chips)?

[jovial parrot]

Different joker

[glad oriole]

108 is a mistake

it starts at 80

[sharp cliff]

*Currently

[raven ice]

id rather be 5'0" mr thunk

[craggy mica]

Pays off your student loans

[glad oriole]

what are you correcting

[sharp cliff]

on abandoned

[jovial parrot]

Oh yeah I forgot about the poll

[amber rune]

Oh yeah i think 30 chips roughly equates to 2 mult

[sharp cliff]

capitalization of course

[glad oriole]

correct

[sharp cliff]

very intelligent

[glad oriole]

ok but i also didnt capitalize blue joker

[turbid atlas]

How blue joker feels being changed but erosion doesnt (to be fair 48 mult for no reason is lowk unfair)

[sharp cliff]

well it's the principle

[lethal kelp]

Gives naneinf mult

[jovial parrot]

I oughta have some dinner soon
Nothing good to choose tho

Hmmm

[glad oriole]

its just the flavor of the jokers

[sharp cliff]

Full deck vs in Deck

[glad oriole]

blue joker likes big decks. respectable and relatable

[turbid atlas]

bro thinks i can read

[glad oriole]

👀

[craggy mica]

Big Decks have no direction or personality

[sharp cliff]

i don't like the color in your bio
not in palette smh

[glad oriole]

it aint about the personality

its about the bloker value

[turbid atlas]

dont diss #189BCC

[craggy mica]

It’s about the mets baby oh yeah lets go mets hit a home run

[lethal kelp]

Bro got the Weezer background

[glad oriole]

its not about th emoney spidaman

[sharp cliff]

black history month, yeah?
Where is my #4f6367 history
#3e4b4d? Absurd apparently

[glad oriole]

wheres my #FCCCFC history moth

[turbid atlas]

what about #000000

[sharp cliff]

*FCFCFC

[lethal kelp]

Unironically I actually live in a city with a pro sports team. I’ve basically been brainwashed since birth

[glad oriole]

isnt that black

[stoic lagoon]

Where's my supersuit

[sharp cliff]

fuck you

[glad oriole]

i meant what i said

[turbid atlas]

how rude

[glad oriole]

fcccfc is the best color

:3c

[sharp cliff]

we don't use that color here

[sharp cliff]

*fcfcfc

[glad oriole]

stop

[sharp cliff]

fcfcfc is in palette tho
it's the light grey in jimbo's face

🥺

[glad oriole]

yeah
and im not talking about a gray at all

[craggy mica]

Bald eagle catching baseball.png

[sharp cliff]

yes you're talking about a pink

[glad oriole]

fcccfc is a pastel pink

i love it

its in my profile

[rare yew]

4f6367 goated

[sharp cliff]

well it's not in palette

[sharp cliff]

yes

[rare yew]

there is no set palette

[glad oriole]

not everything is balatro

[sharp cliff]

i've been glazing it for a century

[rare yew]

I vibe it

[sharp cliff]

they don't have to know