🎙・server-chat

[shy dove]

well yeah duh but you need those early game jokers to like

[slim junco]

cough cough

[shy dove]

not die

[strange meadow]

25 isnt

[vale token]

Ay guys look jimbo is back

[strange meadow]

even so its a very limited use

[brazen briar]

[strange meadow]

every edible save for banana is so limited n only pops off at very particular times in your build

[shy dove]

yeah but the option earlier on was "get descaling chips or die"

[brazen briar]

[shy dove]

which is a common occurance

same for popcorn

[vale token]

[strange meadow]

ice cream and popcorn are very useful early game

[brazen briar]

[strange meadow]

thats kinda it

[shy dove]

yeah and thats all they need

[vale token]

[strange meadow]

id certainly not call them good jokers outright

[shy dove]

early game is important

not dying is very important

[brazen briar]

💥

[shy dove]

theyre powerful enough that you can build up your money and eventually get yourself into a good spot

[ocean wolf]

Beating ante 1 is just as important as beating ante 8

Plus good jokers in ante 1 and good jokers in ante 8 are 2 different things most of the time

[shy dove]

okay technically no because you can beat ante 8 without beating ante 1

but i see what you mean

[shy dove]

cause of bones

[brazen briar]

Protected by Mr. Bones.
(Continue)

[ocean wolf]

Yeah but like if you want to win the run then you have to win all antes

It doesn't matter if you win ante 7 if you have all perishables and no econ

[shy dove]

mhm

[shy dove]

actually you can use mr bones on ante 8 too

[brazen briar]

: Protected by Mr. Bones.
(Continue)

[shy dove]

so im actually just pissing and shitting everywhere it turns out

[ocean wolf]

(main menu)

[shy dove]

urine and feces yes urine and feces

[strange meadow]

doo doo feces michael jackson clip

[brazen briar]

Continue 4$ 10$
Reroll
GO TO
NEXT ANTE 8$ 8$
TO RESTOCK MEGA ARCANA PACK MEGA BUFFOON PACK
VOUCHER

[ocean wolf]

And of course you have $9 in the bank

[brazen briar]

Jonklers (4/5): joker, green joker, gluttonous joker, riff-raff
(Even though the mega arcana pack has a temperance you will still be at 9$)

[ocean wolf]

But then you can sell one of them

Or are they all eternal

[timber sierra]

2 4 6 8 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE

[native tusk]

me

[ocean wolf]

In that case why the hell did I take an eternal jimbo

[native tusk]

:3

[brazen briar]

Gold stake all of your jonklers are eternal. And Jimbo is rental perishable but it's negative

[ocean wolf]

Damn riff raff is giving eternals now

[brazen briar]

Actually no the Jimbo is eternal

And all of your jonklers were judgement jonklers

[ocean wolf]

Then I deserve the L lmao

[brazen briar]

So you didn't know you were getting eternal me

[opaque shard]

Hi Jimbo

[pallid willow]

I restart so no eternal Jim bob

[brazen briar]

: $$$
Hands: $
(Continue)

[pallid willow]

Go forth brave jimbo

|| Fahhhhhhhhh ||

[green scroll]

I think Go Fish is more my speed

[brazen briar]

(Continue) 4$ 6$
(Reroll: 5$) Joker Riff-Raff
10$
Overstock 4$ 4$
Arcana pack Buffoon pack

[strange meadow]

yknow man if i had hands i'd cover my eyes

[brazen briar]

Btw this is red deck so no extra moners

[strange meadow]

i feel like yall should pick up riff raff right

dyall not have riff raff

[brazen briar]

Just wait and choose

[green scroll]

could a showman with riff raff make 2 riff raffs

[brazen briar]

...

[strange meadow]

maybe but idk why youd want two riff raffs

that doesnt sound very helpful

[brazen briar]

More jonklers

[green scroll]

for more riff raffs

[strange meadow]

right, yes, just make more riif raffs

[brazen briar]

But choose your option

Or just leave and go to big blind

[strange meadow]

idk whose game this is but i feel like buying riff raff is the play

[brazen briar]

YOU SURE?

[strange meadow]

...yes

?

[brazen briar]

Jonklers (1/5): Riff-Raff
2$, must leave
(Arcana had a soul)

[strange meadow]

thats fine

i simply did the most efficient thing

a soul in the arcana is very unlikely

[brazen briar]

: $$$$
Hands: $$
(Jonklers (3/5) : Riff-Raff, green joker, joker (that's me!))
(Continue)

[hasty socket]

[brazen briar]

[ornate depot]

got baited. glanced at chat and thought @brazen briar was some esoteric server bot

[brazen briar]

I am a bot. (Joking...pun intended)

[rigid night]

Is this the server for Joker Poker - Balala?

[forest wagon]

unfortunately no, this is server for Balala 2 - electric boogaloo

[worthy snow]

Hi

[compact stump]

hi bp

stop showing up first shop please.

that’s mean

[brazen briar]

Okay do you want me instead?

Also if you are not using green deck or yellow to get the money needed that's a skill issue

[compact stump]

in first round you can’t get 10 bucks

[brazen briar]

Yellow deck: Im about to end everything this man knew.

[compact stump]

you said if you are not using yellow

How is it a skill issue that i’m playing another deck.

[brazen briar]

Skill issue if you don't have cryptid on

Did... Did you just horse me

[compact stump]

ye

[brazen briar]

I'm telling localthunk to never give you a soul again and to make EVERY do

[kind granite]

Hawwhahahhah

[brazen briar]

And to make every rare campfire, and if you already have campfire to make all jokers SHOWMAN!!!!

And to never give you a hanged man to never make campfire USEFUL!!!

[halcyon wolf]

i cast snow grave

[compact stump]

i like campfire

[brazen briar]

But it will never be useful, because no hanged man- or spectral cards for immolate

[compact stump]

That’s not how campfire works

Campfire is the one that gets 0.25x per card sold

[brazen briar]

Everything is eternal

[compact stump]

even tarots?

[brazen briar]

Except for consumables, they can't be sold but only can be used

[compact stump]

That would make a funny challenge

lol

[brazen briar]

Heheheha

And you always get

And every finisher blind is so it destroys your run because your jokers are gone

Actually... ALL BLINDS ARE !!!!

And no or luchador to save you

And if you do somehow get soul cards, it's only , so no chicot (chigoat in my opinion) to save you

You shall suffer for horsing me.

[craggy cobalt]

https://youtu.be/-F7-RLKOqqQ?si=wo0TQ7zgX_wj7h1o

[slim junco]

Does anyone else think pesto is nasty…

Like the texture is just so

I don’t even know how to describe it

[compact stump]

what

[slim junco]

It’s the texture

I just can’t

Like

EuGH

[compact stump]

Is just some leaves or wtv

i like it

[slim junco]

I aint no giraffe earring leaves off a tree

🥀

I just can’t eat it

It’s like nasty

[compact stump]

it is NOT nasty

[sly gorge]

when will have balatro att in mobile devices?

[spark atlas]

Balatro except every boss blind is the ox

[quaint apex]

Hello chat

[steel fiber]

yo

[slim junco]

I just started balatro like two days ago and I love it so much

I might start selling water instead of air now

How inspiring this game is fr

[cursive cape]

real, its so peak

[cursive cape]

can i get sum???

[slim junco]

Yeah sure

hands water

[spark atlas]

What did you do to my hands😟

[slim junco]

Oh uhhh…

[pallid willow]

WE SAY LET IT GROOOOOOOWWW

[slim junco]

Yes indeed

I’ve changed my ways fr

I now sell trees and water

[pallid willow]

Man use your business degree for smth other than having a monopoly of the water market

[slim junco]

Sob

[pallid willow]

What’s ur fave water

[steel fiber]

i still have to watch that movie

[pallid willow]

Wait this isn’t game discussion

[rare yew]

That’s right no video game chatter allowed in here

[strange meadow]

i was playin tf2 recently

[slim junco]

The uhh water kind

[slim junco]

I mean it’s not really a gameeeee

[pallid willow]

Omg it’s the creator

[thorn spire]

I guess you could say it’s house rules

I shall take my leave now

[strange meadow]

bit of a fool's errand innit

[pallid willow]

Please buff straights

[obtuse snow]

localthunk joker

[rare yew]

Who here is a fan of lentils

[upper solstice]

Guys I just went blonde for hockey playoffs😭😭

It looks... interesting

[topaz bear]

Who here watches or is watching the Olympics?

[amber rune]

holy crap lois its balala dev localthot

[topaz bear]

I watch it when my parents turn it on

[stable isle]

whoever is there

[strange meadow]

i like em in soup a fair bit

i think theyre good texture

[stable isle]

discord decided that someone in this chat is likely a spammer

how??? why??

[amber rune]

Wdym

Also lentils are ass

[visual igloo]

how did you make the background effect if you dont mind me asking

[void bison]

one of the better foods unironically

the fact that it doesnt regard rarities means its a lot better than people give it credit

[amber rune]

Wait i’m so lost i thought he was talking about the food lentils

[void bison]

Was he?

[amber rune]

Idfk bro

[rare yew]

I was

I don’t know what tf you were on about

They are nutritious and delicious

[blissful geode]

Local do you have lastfm

[sharp cliff]

call him thunk

[blissful geode]

Alr

[sharp cliff]

strictly

[rare yew]

I unno what that is

[blissful geode]

Lastfm is some application on discord that tracks the music that you listen

[rare yew]

Oh then no

I dont want people to know everything I listen to

[amber rune]

What are you hiding

[blissful geode]

Alr alr, it’s cool, I’ve been listening to domi & jd beck lately, I liked that listening party

[amber rune]

It cannot be THAT bad

[blissful geode]

Who knows

[rare yew]

Things can be just for me

[amber rune]

Fair enough

[sharp cliff]

i want everyone to know the music i am listening to is better than theirs

[blissful geode]

I just like to find my same interests on other people

[amber rune]

What are you listening to

[sharp cliff]

you can literally see

i have my spotify linked

[amber rune]

This is better than what i listen to

[sharp cliff]

phantom siita is very peak

i agree

[steel fiber]

man I don't know we're not really listening to anything at the moment and a lot of it people might not know what it is but that's okay

[rare yew]

What

[sharp cliff]

what

[amber rune]

What that guy said

I had a stroke reading that

[rare yew]

Me too

[sharp cliff]

having an aneurysm trying to read this

wait

[rare yew]

Can you rephrase we are having a hard time deciphering this sentence

[sharp cliff]

it's edited too

which makes it argueably worse

because it is in its intended form

[amber rune]

Do you refer to yourself as we or

[sharp cliff]

i was thinking that

[rare yew]

Oh

Supposed to me “I’m”

[sharp cliff]

i mean it still doesn't make sense tho

[amber rune]

Ohhh that makes more sense

[sharp cliff]

it makes some sense

more

[steel fiber]

i don't know- well... now the sentence is invalid cause I am listening to something right now, "Feel (Alive)" from Homestuck Vol. 10

occasionally we do refer to us as we, but sometimes lilith does lilith things also
maybe it depends?

a lot of the time I do listen to music but a lot of it might be stuff that no one else or a couple of people have heard and some people may not know what those are or where that's from but that's alright

[amber rune]

what

[rare yew]

Do you have to refer to yourself as we

Do you have any idea how confusing that is

[amber rune]

Mf venom

[void bison]

thunk did you hear about John Romero playing balatro

[rare yew]

I have not

Who is that

[void bison]

doom wolfenstein quake guy

[sharp cliff]

thunk did you hear about jack black playing balatro

[rare yew]

Oh shit

[rare yew]

That I absolutely heard about

[sharp cliff]

yeah i assumed so

[steel fiber]

also daikatana guy

[void bison]

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/doom-co-creator-john-romero-adores-ghost-recon-and-has-over-3-000-hours-in-world-of-warcraft-god-i-lived-in-that-game-every-day-for-five-years/ isnt the headline but it is still there

[amber rune]

Wait did he

[void bison]

he says he's addicted to it and compares it to minecraft

[rare yew]

Yo that’s sick

[amber rune]

THIS is a spectral card

[sharp cliff]

why can't everyone play balatro

people see me playing and ask if it's real gambling

instead people should see me gambling and ask if its balatro

[wispy jewel]

my older sibling that lowkey has a gaming addiction projects and says i have an addiction to balatro any time i play it

[sharp cliff]

i love gambling

and balatro feeds that

[wispy jewel]

contrary to my favourite game being new vegas, i don't really like gambling itself

at least like actual gambling

[sharp cliff]

i like gambling when i win*

[wispy jewel]

thats what they all say...

[rare yew]

You’re 15

[void bison]

balatro isnt gambling

at least no more than slay the spire

[wispy jewel]

no i'm eighteen unless you are talking to georgie over there

[amber rune]

Did you say smth about balatro and how it shouldnt be used as actual gambling or did i imagine that

[void bison]

George is 15

[wild cloak]

How does one aquire the funny card suit next to their name

[void bison]

Channels and roles at the top of the server

[steel fiber]

Channels & Roles! should be above the list of channels

[rare yew]

Make sure to choose Clubs

[wild cloak]

Thanks

[rare yew]

[wispy jewel]

localthunk curious question out of all the games that became a friend of jimbo, what was your most and less favourite?

[wild cloak]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA DO

[long atlas]

noooo diamonds need numbers

[wild cloak]

I 💚 CLUBS WITH ALL MY MIGHT

[solemn elm]

CLUBS

[void bison]

i chose clubs because agate is closest to fib

[solemn elm]

i love clubs

[long atlas]

no one likes diamonds 😞

[rare yew]

Welcome to the CLUB

[sweet herald]

The roles were a ploy to see if people align with clubs suit
All other suits will become banned

The illusion of choice

[amber rune]

I love diamonds

[wispy jewel]

i like all the suits

[amber rune]

Does anyone gaf about spades

[long atlas]

good but MORE people need to like diamonds

[sharp cliff]

hasn't stopped me from hosting poker nights

[void bison]

The club (boss blind) needs a different name

[long atlas]

no but they’re the second most i think

[void bison]

poker night at the inventory doesnt count

[sharp cliff]

i play only with balatro playing cards

[sweet herald]

Spades are closest to purple so I’m obligated to gaf LOL

[void bison]

They have the best unc joker

[upper solstice]

Spades are my 2nd fav

[wispy jewel]

"he was a poker night 1 boy, she was a poker night 2 girl"

[hasty socket]

hello sweetie girls

[void bison]

"They both died"

[wispy jewel]

actually

[long atlas]

ctually

[sharp cliff]

i'm told i'm mature for my age 🥺 /j

[upper solstice]

????you need to stop talking to whoever told you that

[wispy jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXKhwb18MY

[long atlas]

wait ladies and gents remember your training

🐴

[void bison]

SEND IN THE CALVARY

[wispy jewel]

looks like server-chat doesnt have embeds which is fine

[long atlas]

wow 2 people remember that’s sad

[upper solstice]

3

Punk

[wispy jewel]

but its a trailer for a remaster of poker night 1

[upper solstice]

I was late

[long atlas]

3 is a lot less than we need

[rare yew]

Remember chat, whenever a message has a horse emoji or the word horse you must react with the can emoji

That’s the Balatro server rule

[sharp cliff]

may i inquire why

[wispy jewel]

🏇🎠🐎

[long atlas]

comedy

[rare yew]

Because that’s the rule

[sharp cliff]

no but why can

[steel fiber]

i chose spades because... I forgot

I think it was...

|

|

[sweet herald]

Bro brought the cavalry

[sharp cliff]

i think it's funny

but just why can tho

[amber rune]

you dare disobey localthuck

[long atlas]

do these horse emojis count or just the head

[sweet herald]

Why not

[sharp cliff]

i am not disobeying

[wispy jewel]

big joker is watching you

[sharp cliff]

i just want to know why

[rare yew]

Why are you making trouble

[hasty socket]

I love how the snail became a meme more than the plant in the fricking balatro server

[long atlas]

is this loss

[wispy jewel]

send in the cavalry

[sharp cliff]

😭

[wild cloak]

Is it a good idea to start maining club flush builds now

[steel fiber]

troll quadrants from homestuck (sorry)

[hasty socket]

Snail

[long atlas]

mods, turn him into glue

[void bison]

Its never good to force builds

[wispy jewel]

#🃏・off-topic message

[sharp cliff]

no

[sweet herald]

If anyone here speaks and has a h*rse pfp I will can you

[sharp cliff]

wait does this get canned tho

[hasty socket]

MUAHAHAHA it was a snail all along

[long atlas]

there are 2 if i remember correctly

[sharp cliff]

horse is sensored

[sweet herald]

Damn thought I was safe XD

[wispy jewel]

if andy warhol was alive today would he send in the cavalry

[sharp cliff]

i'm not going to 🥫

[wispy jewel]

i am going to 🥫

[rare yew]

How dare you

[sharp cliff]

IT IS SENSORED

[long atlas]

well technically they didn’t say it

[sharp cliff]

it doesn't contain horse

[rare yew]

They made my brain say it which is worse

[sharp cliff]

it contains h*rse

[wispy jewel]

QUIT HORSING AROUND

play some of that jumping music

[void bison]

imagine if worse rhymed with horse

[wispy jewel]

and send in the cavalry

[amber rune]

house

[craggy mica]

nimja

[upper solstice]

Its never lupus

[long atlas]

jokers on you mine just plays the beep censor noise when a message has an censoring asterisk

[wispy jewel]

youtube throwback in the big 26🥀

[hasty socket]

Horde

[wispy jewel]

this hexes me

[hasty socket]

YOUTUBE WHAT??

[hasty socket]

THIS WHAT??

[rare yew]

Zebra

[hasty socket]

fish

[wispy jewel]

like the magnetic fields song on their album 69 love songs

[amber rune]

I felt well checkered deck the other night

[craggy mica]

That word is really familiar

[rare yew]

The non-donkey parent of a mule

[wispy jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA-UKk534rI

[void bison]

that 1ms middle finger react was a misinput my apologies thunk

[wispy jewel]

punishable by death

[rare yew]

Jandom you win

[amber rune]

WOAH

He never said horse

[long atlas]

ever heard of a zorse

[sweet herald]

I wanna try something

[long atlas]

he implied horse

[sweet herald]

Horace

[sharp cliff]

so implied _ still is 🥫

[rare yew]

You can be a little liberal with the can

But it needs to evoke horse specifically

[wispy jewel]

hey hey

don't bring politics into this

[sharp cliff]

this implies horse

[steel fiber]

that reminded me

[amber rune]

miles morals

[steel fiber]

so like, there was a forum in which the chat, whenever you typed in pony, it would replace it with horse

[hasty socket]

Troy hor-

[steel fiber]

no idea if they're still doing that though

[spring escarp]

Hi guys

[obtuse snow]

daisy rainlight

[sweet herald]

hoarse?

[rare yew]

It’s Trojan

[obtuse snow]

hello thun

k

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[obtuse snow]

friend inside me

[rare yew]

Hello maris

A

[obtuse snow]

hai c:

[hasty socket]

In my country we call it the Troy horse

[spring escarp]

How do I get those role colours?

[hasty socket]

WAIT I SAID IT

[sweet herald]

wha

[long atlas]

actually h0rse genus is really weird, depending on the gender and species gives you a different animal (mix of fZebra and mDonkey is different than mZebra and fDonkey, and zebras donkeys and h0rses can all intermix)

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sharp cliff]

uncapitalize yourself now

[solemn elm]

click clubs in id:customize

[obtuse snow]

i need to come up with an idea for one of my jokers,,, sigh

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hasty socket]

Guys is balaro food

Rood

[obtuse snow]

yeah

[hasty socket]

Good

[obtuse snow]

its food, yes

[spring escarp]

Thanks! :)

[rare yew]

Get capitalized

[long atlas]

balatro food

[solemn elm]

LETS GOOO

ANOTHER ONE FOR CLUBS

[wispy jewel]

alright goodbye balatro server

[obtuse snow]

bye ken

[hasty socket]

BALATRO FOOD

[steel fiber]

You can capitalize yourself if you want to

[wispy jewel]

i gotta get ready to go to work

[sweet herald]

have fun with your contractual obligations ken

[long atlas]

why is your name so angry bro chill out

[solemn elm]

i am still ill

[obtuse snow]

fun fact i played balatro on a plane to paris recently :)

[solemn elm]

i got that balatro sickness

[rare yew]

May your illness die and may you not die with it

[spring escarp]

I played balatro in classes

[obtuse snow]

im going to eat ur illness

[hasty socket]

balatro food menu
Banana
Other banana
Popcorn
1 bean
popcorn
Ramen

[long atlas]

good luck, entering my 2nd week of straight illness

[amber rune]

I’m sorry you had to go to paris

[obtuse snow]

if i was in education still i would absolutely play balatro in class

[hasty socket]

What you order

[long atlas]

ramen where

[obtuse snow]

fronce

[solemn elm]

gay illness

[upper solstice]

Thunk moving like a prophet rn for some reason😭😭

[long atlas]

3rd illness since jan, sure hope it’s not my estrogen

[obtuse snow]

thunk name a random food

[sharp cliff]

LOCALTHUN
k

[obtuse snow]

or anyone else here

[sweet herald]

too bad it’s Opposite Day 🥀

[sharp cliff]

WAIT

[rare yew]

Why is your name yelling

[sharp cliff]

WHAT

NO

you can do that?

[long atlas]

tomato soup

[sharp cliff]

damn

[obtuse snow]

that works

[sharp cliff]

i can't change this now

[sweet herald]

LMAO

[obtuse snow]

it's like 10pm i should rly fill my diary out

[rare yew]

Loooool

[spring escarp]

LOL

[obtuse snow]

does anyone here want to see a random entry of my diary

pick a day, any day

[sweet herald]

Bro is is the howler now

[obtuse snow]

howler mentioned

[long atlas]

febuary 16th, 2025

oh wait…

[rare yew]

You know what’s also evil, I can change peoples suit team

I can make everyone club

[sweet herald]

Uh oh

[long atlas]

may 15th

[spring escarp]

Oh no

[obtuse snow]

lets see may 15th

[zealous obsidian]

big chip

[hasty socket]

NO.

[long atlas]

i’d just rip open a tarot and get the star

[hasty socket]

I'M DIAMONDS FOREVERRR

[long atlas]

NOO FUCCKKKK

[rare yew]

Wow didn’t know you loved clubs so much

[sweet herald]

If I wake up tomorrow and I’m clubs

[amber rune]

make me club

[long atlas]

beep boop i love clubs beep boop

[obtuse snow]

"on call with (my ex) today + i spill my water bottle on the fucking floor"
"also looking for a new mattress"

[rare yew]

I think you can change it back tho

[long atlas]

i can lol

[upper solstice]

Its what yoy get for disliking tostitos

[zealous obsidian]

dont mention that name around here

[obtuse snow]

suggestion balatro yellow - its like undertale yellow but balatro instead

[rare yew]

So I can just use that as an effective form of annoyance

Horse

[craggy mica]

i think localthunk got hacked by the club and it’s dooming us all

[sweet herald]

Tostitos the food brand?

[hasty socket]

Club green like big poopo

[obtuse snow]

im a proud spade

always have been, always will be

[long atlas]

Hi guys, i sure do love clubs and tostitos! Big chip!

[sweet herald]

Yall gotta be quicker on your can game, lock in folks

[hasty socket]

NO

WTF

[steel fiber]

Totinos the chip?

[upper solstice]

LMAO

[sweet herald]

LOL get clubbed

[rare yew]

Only 4 cans?

[obtuse snow]

clubs mentioned

[upper solstice]

Im clubbing it

[hasty socket]

I'M NOT COURT JESTER OF CLUBS

[long atlas]

reaction time has slowed

[sharp cliff]

clubs are best

[obtuse snow]

you cannot club me i cast anti-smeared joker

[sharp cliff]

because gren

[rare yew]

Name says otherwise

[obtuse snow]

anti-smeared joker turns clubs into spades

[steel fiber]

HAHA I BEAT YOU TO IT (kidding)

[sweet herald]

He’s got a point

[hasty socket]

P L E A S E

[long atlas]

ewww you traitor why’d you switch to clubs

[obtuse snow]

do not worry Ukro, you are a spade

[hasty socket]

M NOT A TRAITOR

[sweet herald]

M

[long atlas]

same says otherwise bucko…

[sharp cliff]

localthunk can you make everyone clubs

[steel fiber]

o h

[sharp cliff]

retroactively

[hasty socket]

don't give THIS CRAZY SMART MAN IDRAS

[sweet herald]

Spare me please I beg

[rare yew]

Chat I drew 3 jokers yesterday

[hasty socket]

HELPA MEEE

[upper solstice]

W lore drop

[long atlas]

which ones?

[sharp cliff]

i drew 2

[steel fiber]

OH SNAP 3 JOKERS???

[hasty socket]

no seriously I cannot change it

[long atlas]

3 jokers confirmed

[obtuse snow]

hell yeah, i programmed four today

[hasty socket]

Help

[spring escarp]

YESSSSS

[sharp cliff]

i have drawn many more than 3 in a day

[steel fiber]

oh cool!

[sharp cliff]

WAIT

he changed it back

[long atlas]

unselect and reselect diamonds

[snow fog]

Like for fun or new content

[amber rune]

Thunk make the class of 2020 joker that takes away your ability to get a graduation

[rare yew]

Good for you

[obtuse snow]

like and subscribe to localthunktutorials

[hasty socket]

d

NO

STOP

[obtuse snow]

yes

[sweet herald]

That’s like
At least 2 jokers

[long atlas]

you’re also not making the game pal

[spring escarp]

Is there a rubik cube joker?

[obtuse snow]

not yet

[hasty socket]

A

AGHH

[amber rune]

Theres a dice one you might be thinking of that

[sharp cliff]

yes but i'm making a mod

[sharp cliff]

it is, yes

[obtuse snow]

i pronouns you clubs and diamonds

you may smear the bride

[hasty socket]

Born for diamonds, Forced to be for clubs

[sweet herald]

This is a crazy sentence

[long atlas]

thunnnnk urko can’t change their club back to diamonds

[amber rune]

Join diamonds NOW

[hasty socket]

I CANNT

[long atlas]

i think you might only be able to switch back on mobile?

[obtuse snow]

oh i just realised im technically 5/150 bc i beat my first ever gold stake like a week ago

[upper solstice]

Why are you saying it like Candice in Phineas and ferb

[zealous obsidian]

i refuse to take sides in this matter

[hasty socket]

I'm on mobile

[steel fiber]

oh- so more of this, that I forgot
so like, even before I was occasionally using we because... I don't know why, I've pretty much felt like I'd be hard to understand pretty much all the time or that I should give up talking altogether

but like, it's no one's fault (which, it's not), I don't know why I operate like this

[hasty socket]

YEA

[upper solstice]

Thuuuuuuuunk urko is making a roller coaster in the back yard again

[hasty socket]

NOO

[long atlas]

so am i so sum must be wrong

[hasty socket]

it turns back to clubs every time I write again

[amber rune]

ok

[steel fiber]

oh my god that's evil

[long atlas]

thuuuunk baron and mime are making a particle accelerator

[hasty socket]

working as a Buffon for clubs have reduced my salary by 90% trust

[spring escarp]

Oh, that's true, I completely forgot about that one

[rare yew]

I understood this perfectly fine, it’s replacing we/I that’s incredibly confusing

You’re good besides that

[hasty socket]

Diamonds pay me better

[long atlas]

they make me take out of my paycheck for you btw

theeere we go

[spring escarp]

LMAO

[hasty socket]

E

YES

YEEDSASS

[rare yew]

One of the Jokers I drew was actually loyalty card

[steel fiber]

oh wow

[rare yew]

It has the same effect

[sweet herald]

Ooooo

[long atlas]

do you have any idea how much court jesters cost these days

[rare yew]

But the visuals are slightly different

[river iron]

I got ragebaited

[sharp cliff]

i need to draw 3 more jokers today to be ahead of thunk
and also to just have more art done

[long atlas]

i thought you said there wasn’t gonna be new joker art?

[rare yew]

I’m making it so the little holes punch out and it only has the 5 circles

So it’s more diagetic

[long atlas]

oh thas cool

[river iron]

just as i buy eternal pareidolia i get the plant

[sweet herald]

Oooooo nice!

[spring escarp]

I like that

[steel fiber]

i recall you teasing a negative cropped picture of a new banana though it was probably more of a joke and not to be taken seriously but I mean, it could be in the new update, it may not be

[rare yew]

And it gets a fun lil stamp when it’s ready too

[sweet herald]

Now I have an excuse to punch little holes in my actual loyalty card lmfao

[sharp cliff]

i would love similar things with jokers like ice cream and popcorn that get eaten

or even the flag on castle being a different color

[long atlas]

it’s downright confirmed multiple times over it’s not a joke and we’re getting a new joker that is at least half banana

or at least half banana-adjacent

[sweet herald]

It’s either at least a ban or an ana

[solemn elm]

its ba

[steel fiber]

Banantro

[hasty socket]

Balo

[spring escarp]

Tro

[long atlas]

THIS THIS WOULD BE SO COOL AND ITS SIMPLE

[obtuse snow]

#🃏・off-topic message @hasty socket

[sweet herald]

George’s name is loud again

[steel fiber]

godddd that'd be so sick

[hasty socket]

What

[obtuse snow]

LOOK

it u

[rare yew]

But why

[sharp cliff]

how does banana 3 fit into banana progression if cavendish is 1 in 1000
Say "A" is gros michel, "B" is cavendish, and new "C" is banana 3
Does it go A->B->C?
A->C->B?
A -> C and B at the same time
C (no restriction for progresstion
A/C->B

[hasty socket]

LMAOO I LOVE IT

[obtuse snow]

localthunk look at what i drew in offtopic

[steel fiber]

as another indicator of what suit the castle is set to?

[long atlas]

because it’s simple and cool

[sharp cliff]

so you wuoldn't have to hover over it

[spring escarp]

A legendary banana joker

[rare yew]

Ohhh I get you

[sharp cliff]

it would also look cool

[rare yew]

I could do that

[sweet herald]

What if the banana is actually just that little banana runts candy

wee banana

[hasty socket]

Image friend would have choose diamond suit

[amber rune]

Make Hua Moa banana joker

That would be gas

[obtuse snow]

i still think its a plantain joker

[sharp cliff]

gains +1 in 6 when a +15 Mult is scored

[hasty socket]

Thanks Marisa btw

[long atlas]

actually that’d be hua moa banana

[obtuse snow]

its ok

[obtuse snow]

and it probably has some absurd effect like +1 mult per extinct food item

[long atlas]

same

[amber rune]

Thats what i said

[obtuse snow]

with like a 1 in 100 chance to reset mult gain LMAO

[long atlas]

people thinkin the bottom half is gonna be a regular joker

[obtuse snow]

honest to god it would be a dream to one day make a joker for balatro

[long atlas]

yeah and then you said it’s gas which is contradictory

[hasty socket]

Keep dreaming, this guy gonna make every inch of that

[spring escarp]

Fr

[obtuse snow]

the fact i can mod alone makes me feel like im a part of the game

[amber rune]

Fair play fair play

[obtuse snow]

i know

balatro is literally thunk's baby

[rare yew]

I’m making a decaf coffee with 2 scoops of hot chocolate

Then I’m gonna boot up Aseprite and make things

[obtuse snow]

decaf coffee joker

[long atlas]

fun fact so are clubs because thunk loves clubs so much he time travelled back to when cards were made and invested them himself

[steel fiber]

👀

[obtuse snow]

I LOVE ASEPRITE!!!

[rare yew]

Or maybe read a book

[long atlas]

hot chocolate 🤤

[rare yew]

I have yet to decide

[obtuse snow]

Thunk (Common)
All played cards have a 1 in 2 chance of becoming a Club

[long atlas]

depends what you’d be reading is my opinion

[amber rune]

He went back in time to create clubs so in the future he could love them, its a time loop

[hasty socket]

2 in 2 actually

[obtuse snow]

you see, thunk keeps dice in his back pocket

[long atlas]

dnd player type thunk

[obtuse snow]

jimbo dnd

[long atlas]

thunk have you ever played dungeons and dragons

[amber rune]

dead chat

[hasty socket]

Jimbo dead by daylight

[upper solstice]

Just saw this and wanted to say it was funny

[long atlas]

thank you they call me funny for a reason

[upper solstice]

I just went blonde for playoffs and every time I open my front camera im laughing at myself😭

[amber rune]

Did Thunk slime out everyone when he left

Where tf did everyone go

[long atlas]

he turned them into clubs

and put duct tape over their mouths so they couldn’t complain

[amber rune]

Thats ok he made balala he’s allowed to do that

[brave night]

Yes I agree with this testament

[amber rune]

hello breadbug

[desert wadi]

[long atlas]

breadbug is it your birthday

[brave night]

Hello

[brave night]

Next Sunday good sir

[hasty socket]

Balarma

[long atlas]

everyone WE will be singing the official balatro birthday song to breadbug next sunday

[brave night]

THANK YOU

[long atlas]

mark your calendars folks!

[hasty socket]

can we sing the diamond suit anthem for 2 hours straight

[long atlas]

i’ll sing it longer because i’m the most nationalistic diamond ever

[hasty socket]

HEY.

YOU LITTLE CLOWN

YOU WEE JOKER

[amber rune]

He changed you to club and just fucking left

The audacity

[long atlas]

he just HORSing around

[brazen briar]

I'm back!!!

[hasty socket]

Jimbo help me John balatro turned my ass into clubs again

HEYY

STOP

[long atlas]

glad to see you chose the right suit

[hasty socket]

THAT'S WILD

[amber rune]

Say that again

[hasty socket]

THAT'S GLASS

[long atlas]

did yall know this year is the year of the horse in the chinese new year

[brazen briar]

I'm diamond because rough gem is goated

[amber rune]

That again

[hasty socket]

I don't think he left

[long atlas]

this proves horse supremacy

[hasty socket]

now my name is just ukro

YESS

[long atlas]

he right

[brazen briar]

[hasty socket]

Rough gem sucks

tbh

Should be 2

[brazen briar]

Leave this server and never come back

[amber rune]

Yeah i like diamonds but its ass

[rare yew]

pitiful

[long atlas]

think kick them out of clubs we don’t want them

[brave night]

HE’S BACK

[brazen briar]

DAD-

[long atlas]

if only SOMEONE didn’t keep changing the diamonds to clubs…

[brave night]

I wonder who will be next🤔

[amber rune]

You picked the right suit i’ll spare you from my wrath

[hasty socket]

It's gotta be me again just see

[long atlas]

i love how all of the people active in conversation are diamonds

[brave night]

Ty good sir

[long atlas]

brings a tear to my eye 🥹

[brave night]

Oh no

[sharp cliff]

localhunk will there be any 7 synergy in 1.1
I was just thinking about this because of diamnonds being worst suit and 7s being worst rank

[rare yew]

can someone just link where I answered this before

[long atlas]

just because you asked no

[hasty socket]

DIAMMONDSS WORT STUID?? WTFFF

[brave night]

Stop HORSING around

[brazen briar]

But gives insane money when you are doing a red seal hanging chad sock and buskin run

[long atlas]

he’s said it before, why don’t we do some searching

gimme a minute i’ll link to it

[sharp cliff]

mb

[rare yew]

I'm gonna read a book or draw jokers instead

[hasty socket]

I just realized yesterday this game has 150 jokers but not one of them works as the original one

[rare yew]

all good I just don't wanna type all that

[brazen briar]

YAY MORE JONKLERS BEING DESIGNED!!!

[hasty socket]

Jokers can be used to complete any hand

in irl

[rare yew]

there are like thousands of card games

[hasty socket]

but there isn't ONE in this game despite being there 150 it's wild

[sharp cliff]

have any jokers already been scrapped from 1.1 or at least heavily reworked? I know that i very often will bin bad ideas

[rare yew]

jokers are used for many reasons

[rare yew]

yes

[sharp cliff]

hmmmm

[brave night]

Uno is one of them

[long atlas]

i’m too lazy to find it but yes

[rare yew]

wym but yes

[brazen briar]

I know that seeing double used to be ×1.5 mult for each 7 of clubs played, thats why is requires you to play four seven of clubs to unlock it

[hasty socket]

Local how would you design a normal joker (being in the style of the normal face cards)

[long atlas]

but yes

[amber rune]

haha he said butt thats funny

[rare yew]

ah

[rare yew]

juggler

[brave night]

Chicken butt

[rare yew]

juggler is a normal joker in the style of the Balatro default playing cards

[tough spire]

I’ve only got 43 Jokers to go before I get Completionist++! I still need to complete the Black Deck, unfortunately.

[long atlas]

same with drunkard

[brazen briar]

Same with shoot the moon, it's just an altered queen

[long atlas]

w 2/3 of the way! keep pushing!

[tough spire]

Thanks! 🫡

[hasty socket]

Holy shit that's why +1 hand size so it works like a normal joker that completes hands HOLY HORS-

e

[sharp cliff]

+1 hand size

[hasty socket]

Sauuce

sizer

[sharp cliff]

Not hand

[long atlas]

when’s the joker that has a 2/3 chance to retrigger 6 and 7

[sharp cliff]

+1 hand is pretty much just better drunkard

[rare yew]

humble delayed gratification:

[long atlas]

delayed gratification my GOAT

[sharp cliff]

”pretty much”

also not mentioning mail in rebate

[sweet herald]

Depending on your build gratification is either your best friend or worst enemy lmao

[rare yew]

does he know about the rebate nerf

[sharp cliff]

I do

[rare yew]

gives $0

[long atlas]

just a cosmetic joker let’s go

[sharp cliff]

I could get behind this

[sweet herald]

It’s just junk mail, throw it out

[long atlas]

why would you throw away your new friend 🥺

[hasty socket]

Breaking news: Balatro will not come out on NES

[long atlas]

you don’t know that

[sweet herald]

Or even better, “loan offer”
Gives $30
Takes $5 per turn for the next 10 turns
Cannot be sold or destroyed

[long atlas]

i’m a balatro nes believer still

[sweet herald]

Just a worse credit card lmfao

[sharp cliff]

turns??

[sweet herald]

Turns

[sharp cliff]

hands? Rounds?

[long atlas]

buy and sell instantly

[sharp cliff]

This is absurd

[sweet herald]

Round

[hasty socket]

You should check out gba

[rare yew]

turn

[sweet herald]

Cannot be sold or destroyed my guy

[rare yew]

how does daisy know about turns

did I leak 1.1

[sweet herald]

I’m psychic

The boss blind taught me well

[long atlas]

i’m illiterate don’t mind me

[sharp cliff]

you play one turn if balatro to ante 8
Then it passes to the next person in ranked online multipkayer

[hasty socket]

Breaking news: localthunk never stated there wasn't gonna be a hor*e boss blind, so there is a chance it could be there in the next update

IT'S CENSORED

[sweet herald]

still counts

[long atlas]

ooo i hypnotized you ooo you wanna leak a joker so baaad

[hasty socket]

Maybe a finisher one considering it's a big animal

[sweet herald]

Why did discord format that picture so weird

It looks like pepis

[sharp cliff]

BLUE CONFIRMED

[long atlas]

COLOR CODE LADIES AND GENTS WE HAVE A COLOR

[hasty socket]

every card in your hand get destroyed by a real horse every hand

[sharp cliff]

i was gonna say it’s pipis

[long atlas]

pipis joker

[hasty socket]

Is it balanced guys

[sweet herald]

Fuckimg pipis

[sharp cliff]

no

[sweet herald]

Someone grab the hex value of that

And tell me what it is

[sharp cliff]

balance is a construction of big game dev to play games longer

[long atlas]

just wait there’s gonna be a new article about this just like the banana leak

[steel fiber]

huh, no way, it's-

[forest wagon]

eternal joker

thats hex value

[hasty socket]

ODD TODD 2

[long atlas]

🟦 joker

[sweet herald]

Okay apparently the color is

70CEFF

This information told me nothing

[rare yew]

I did just vibe that colour from the colour picker

[sweet herald]

Its a pretty blue i can say that

Nice and soft blu

[long atlas]

does canada really spell color with a u

i’m out of touch

[steel fiber]

the UK does, canada does too

[sweet herald]

toch*

[steel fiber]

Toch by Daft Pnk

[hasty socket]

Say Dat again

[long atlas]

new balatro server rule NO ONE can use the letter u starting now

[sweet herald]

Yo jst sed it

[steel fiber]

are yo serios

[hasty socket]

Am I getting banned? 🥀

[long atlas]

i said starting now 🥀

[sweet herald]

Technically that was now 🥀

[long atlas]

yo said it after i sent yore good

[long atlas]

sht p

[sweet herald]

nh h

[hasty socket]

local thnk

[long atlas]

the new joker is so ble

[rare yew]

how has he not noticed

[sweet herald]

ble lmao

[long atlas]

i did literally right before you said this and i was about to make a joke about it

[sharp cliff]

#4f6367

[long atlas]

but let’s just say i noticed as soon as you did it and im just not giving a reason because im just that nonchalant

[bold compass]

hello

[sweet herald]

Technically with that name, it’s breaking the law of the server

Banish thee

[sharp cliff]

yo said “yo🇺 “

[long atlas]

i got a dm saying i’m getting a public execution

[sweet herald]

Bro deleted their entire name

[hasty socket]

come here Lil boy

[long atlas]

i did nothing that was all th🇺nk

[sharp cliff]

pblic exection

[long atlas]

would a british person spell horse hourse

or would a canadian person spell horse hourse

[sweet herald]

I’m going to break the law to say hourse is a real and entirely different word

[hasty socket]

localthunk give me a can if next update there is a horse boss blind

[sweet herald]

Okay I’m going to stop doing the u think I think we killed the joke lmao

[long atlas]

what does it mean 😞

[sharp cliff]

Rule says no 🇺 i’m ignoring this 🇺 it is horse

ho🇺 rse is not real

[bold compass]

do yo gys like apple ice cream

[sharp cliff]

No

[sweet herald]

So I am incorrect

It was hoarse was what I was thinking of

[long atlas]

yes i see no definition

[sweet herald]

I’m also illiterate

[long atlas]

yeah you’re thinking of hoarse

[strong prairie]

Have you ever played the card game Dominion Thunk?

[rare yew]

no

[long atlas]

i had apple vanilla tea it was really good

[bold compass]

do you like apple ice cream?

[strong prairie]

Hmm, thought maybe you might with how much you like other card games

[rare yew]

I like playing card games

[long atlas]

uno enjoyers rise up

[hasty socket]

REALLY??

Ok I'll stop messing around before I turn back to clubs again

[long atlas]

my friend made dnd a card game, he labels cards 1-20 and you draw those instead of rolling

not really a card game just replacing dice with cards but he like to call it a card game

[hasty socket]

I'll go to sleep sweeties

Today was wild

[long atlas]

say that again…

[hasty socket]

I need to water the plant

[sweet herald]

Let it thirst

[steel fiber]

that again...

[long atlas]

💧

[sweet herald]

I’m kidding
I don’t get sniped by the plant as often as I do other blinds

I keep getting murdered by the flint and steel

[hasty socket]

I want a medium size Pepsi

[sweet herald]

Define medium

[rare yew]

one big enough for someone that speaks with ghosts

[steel fiber]

burger king confuses me with that cause like their medium, is what I consider large

[sweet herald]

a truly lethal amount of Pepsi is what I’m hearing

[sharp compass]

Henlo chat

[steel fiber]

yo

[sweet herald]

I saw someone named Balatro cheese who was that

What does that name mean
Come back

[sharp compass]

Oh you need to start with 0 discards the all face cards are debuffed?

[misty sparrow]

who

[hasty socket]

the ground , you start the blind with 0 hands

[sharp compass]

Needle:

[sweet herald]

Oohhhhhh the pfp brings it all together lmfao

[brazen briar]

Balala? Nah, balalalalalalalalalalalalal-

[void bison]

burger king's entire business model is quantity over quality

theyre the taco bell of burger places

[sweet herald]

It’s the one and only jimbo

[hasty socket]

That's McDonald's for me

Burger King is the best fast food imo

[sweet herald]

Oh my god I love Taco Bell too much for my own good

[steel fiber]

oh my god same

[sharp compass]

🌮 🔔

[hasty socket]

Got to Mexico

I remember when pizza hut opened here in Italy. No one ordered here

[steel fiber]

i loved having the quesarito again for the first time in several, maybe way too many years BUT DAMN IT IT SHOULD STAY ON THE MENU AND NOT JUST BE LIMITED TIME

[sweet herald]

im hungry now

[steel fiber]

o h

oops

[hasty socket]

a pizza here is like 4 euros and it's high quality

[sweet herald]

THEY GOT RID OF IT AGAIN and Im still mad

[void bison]

mcdonalds is neither

[steel fiber]

reminds me when the volcano taco was brought back for a bit and I missed that

[sweet herald]

But I’ve found if you sub beans with rice and add chipotle sauce (and possibly have it toasted) it’s basically a quesarito

Dude oh my goddddd the volcano stuff was so good
Dare I say it was fire

[hasty socket]

We don't have taco bell in Italy sadly

[sweet herald]

That’s probably for the best I’ll be fair

[hasty socket]

Like just 1

And it's in a government place

or military I don't remember

[sweet herald]

I eat way more fast food than I definitely should I’ll be the first to admit
I’ve been meaning to change that habit idk why I haven’t yet

I wanna cook more rice meals with steamed veggies that sounds bangin rn

[tawdry bronze]

when does doc usually drop a video

[hasty socket]

burgers at home are just better

fast foods have to many chemicals

[misty sparrow]

uranium burgers

[hasty socket]

I eat spider burgers

[sweet herald]

spurgers

[hasty socket]

You look delicious

Can I devour you

[chrome quail]

hi guys

[steel fiber]

yello

[obtuse snow]

is thunkatron still online

[misty sparrow]

yes but not chatting rn

[wintry halo]

in vc rn

[solemn elm]

3 days until insider trading comes out

[upper solstice]

Not enough hearts

Whats with the heart hate guys

[brazen briar]

Rough gem is good for money

[upper solstice]

Well yea but like

No

[void bison]

monky :)

[blissful geode]

Hi guys

[inner salmon]

When the green joker is burglar

[sweet herald]

I read that as burger good lord

Grimbo burger

[amber rune]

HIS LAST NAME IS BURGER

[sweet herald]

Wha

[amber rune]

Look up “evan burger” on tt

[sweet herald]

Oh that scene lmao

[hot vortex]

I cant find the jump button in balatro

[brazen briar]

Oh just grow it like me