🎙・server-chat

[fierce rain]

you’re creating expectations by not setting expectations

[rare yew]

I don't think it matters

because I can still say I'm not planning to do a 1.2

and it's true

I didn't say anywhere here that I'll do a 1.2

[fierce rain]

fair

[compact stump]

Straight up

[hearty aurora]

didnt mean to send that woops

[compact stump]

damn

got demolished

[marsh moth]

oye, stop pestering him

give the man some space

[compact stump]

fair

[rare yew]

Currently the plan is not to make a 1.2

[dapper sleet]

Yeah but people might think so

[visual basin]

balatro 1.2 : the Sans update

[fierce rain]

are you doing bug fixes for 1.1?

[rare yew]

yes

likely a 1.1.1

[dapper sleet]

Null update

[steel fiber]

oh

[fierce rain]

nice

[rare yew]

a month or 2 after launch

[wintry halo]

1.1.9

[rare yew]

with balance changes and whatnot too

[fierce rain]

1.1.1 would be a nice ending thing

[compact stump]

true

[visual blade]

2.2 gd = 1.2 balatro

[dapper sleet]

What about 1.1.1.1

[compact stump]

good numbah

[fierce rain]

and if you need any more fixes you could make a 1.1.1.1

[marsh moth]

the cloudflare update!

[fierce rain]

i understood that reference

[hearty aurora]

thunk everytime you update balatro after 1.1 it should just add another .1 for the funny

1.1.1.1.1

[visual basin]

make it look like the fuckin' bo noise patches

[hearty aurora]

LMFAO YEAH

[visual blade]

1.1.1.1.1.1.1 update 🥀

[rare yew]

1.1.1_finalversion_final_V1(3).exe

[fierce rain]

balatro version 1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1-1

[dapper sleet]

This would be incredible

1.1.1e308

[rare yew]

omg

[visual basin]

Mike, add me

[rare yew]

Balatro naneinfinity

[compact stump]

not 1s

[visual blade]

1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1-1 balatro version

[rare yew]

the final update

[hearty aurora]

oh my god 1.1.1e308 would be THE best way to end balatro if you plan on that

[visual blade]

[fierce rain]

Balatro Ver. Naneinf

[rare yew]

that cooks

[visual basin]

Mike, add

[dapper sleet]

Will the 1.1 fixe ante 39 ?

[rare yew]

wym fix

[visual blade]

Balatro ver. E

[compact stump]

what’s there to fix

[marsh moth]

the best game designers are kids playing on a street with their imaginations
the best game designers are teenagers sitting in their basement with pens and paper and dice
the best game designers are folks with an imagination, quietly coding and testing their work, but always looking to life and how people live and play outside

[marsh moth]

that is a good name

[marsh moth]

this too

[visual blade]

If you can't go further than naneinf in balatro, what would naneinf+ be?

[visual basin]

they should add Isaac in Mewgenics

they should add balatro in Mewgenics

[obsidian blaze]

creating another game means partially abandon Balatro, if you already succeeded with Balatro, the probabilities to succeed with other projects are reduced, because some people could play your game by the only reason it was created by “localthunk” they may not enjoy gameplay depending in the game, but in the case that they don’t, they are going to probably paly it because of you

[dapper sleet]

Well keep going if you do naneinf every turn

[fierce rain]

You gotta announce 1.2 alongside the Jimbo for Smash announcement

[rare yew]

what

[dapper sleet]

He wont realse it tho

[compact stump]

you thinking too much

[rare yew]

what is 'succeed'

[visual basin]

good question

[visual blade]

[obsidian blaze]

try to get the same success as Balatro did

that’s why i meant

[rare yew]

is that the goal

[compact stump]

It won’t be public release.

[obsidian blaze]

or higher

[wintry halo]

all of this after him never stating any intention of releasing the game for the sake of releasing

[obsidian blaze]

i suppose so

[marsh moth]

But that's a very specific view of success

[rare yew]

you suppose wrong

[marsh moth]

Success doesn't need to mean mainstream appeal or money

[rare yew]

that is not the goal

I will never make a game bigger than Balatro even if I tried

[marsh moth]

People make art to fulfill themselves

[rare yew]

that would be crazy for me to think

why on earth would that be the objective at this point

[visual basin]

if Cavendish was so good why didn't they make Cavendish 2

[fierce rain]

you should sell balatro to casinos 🤑🤑🤑

[marsh moth]

Perhaps making it bigger would even compromise your vision, small-scale work could make it more rewarding

[dapper sleet]

Nah I think your objective is to beat gta6

[rare yew]

bigger I assume you mean like... more players or sell more copies

[wooden kiln]

nah they already have joker poker

[visual basin]

aight im done with my shenanigans, good day everyone

[marsh moth]

bye greek guy!

[visual blade]

That there be a wild card that fits the blind.

Imagine a wild card that gives you a multiplier and chips with extra money!

Let there be a green wildcard 2.0
✅

[marsh moth]

have a good day

[fierce rain]

bigger file size. don’t compress your next game at all.

[dapper sleet]

Right I should begin to work. thanks guys for that discussion have a great day / night

[rare yew]

also - Balatro will be 'done' at some point

[warped sphinx]

i see that you have added the color roles

[marsh moth]

oh and make it require forced raytracing

[hearty aurora]

if you do update 1.1.1e308 imagine it being like an endless mode

wait

[marsh moth]

RTX GPUs ONLY for localthunk's next game

[brisk zinc]

thunk why no image perms :(

[rare yew]

you can choose to look at it as abandonment but there was a time when games were just finished

[fierce rain]

thunk what gpu do you have

[compact stump]

Thunk was balatro the most fun you’ve ever had devving?

[rare yew]

whatever is in my macbook

[wooden kiln]

make it in unreal engine with unoptimised 3d models and as many shaders as you can

[marsh moth]

incoming shigeru miyamoto quote

[rare yew]

no

[brisk zinc]

can't ask for advice no mo

[warped sphinx]

he is evil and despises us

[fierce rain]

do you know what mac you have?

[near snow]

Hello

[wooden kiln]

No, I prefer games to be finished. I agree

[marsh moth]

also make it in unreal engine 5 with lumen and nanite

[rare yew]

macbook pro... 5?

4?

[marsh moth]

and kernel level anticheat too for good measure

[rare yew]

lemme see

[warped sphinx]

kid named #🕹・game-discussion

[fierce rain]

💀

[visual blade]

Thunk if you're going to make a new game, what would the main mechanics be? 👀

[fierce rain]

prolly an M4

[brisk zinc]

guess i'll do it the old fashioned way
i have chad, bloodstone, photo, dice and cat. should i sell something for invisible?

[rare yew]

M4

[fierce rain]

or M5

[fierce rain]

nice

[wooden kiln]

Especially with studios releasing half finished games, promising to update them, then leaving them floating in the void

[fierce rain]

pro or air

[echo echo]

hi guys

[rare yew]

pro

14 in

[visual blade]

Hi

[fierce rain]

sweet

[marsh moth]

Back then, there was a price to peddling crap. Companies had to actually consider shipping quality and not just release jank

also, that meant people wouldn't try to prop up the lifespan of a game artificially

[fierce rain]

you never think of game devs using macbooks but i suppose balatro isn’t a very heavy game

[rare yew]

many game dev friends of mine use macbooks

[wooden kiln]

why not?

[rare yew]

with Parallels if you need windows

[visual blade]

The green wild card is the best wild card, and anyone who says otherwise is right.

[rare yew]

parallels is goated

[warped sphinx]

@fierce rain can you become spades or clubs i need to get blackboard value

[marsh moth]

a lot of gamers nowadays have this complex of "a game must always be supported with updates" that can be well and good but some games are just put out, and that's fine

[wooden kiln]

I dev occasionally and I use an ipad

[fierce rain]

no

[wintry halo]

they know the audience

[warped sphinx]

dude please i need my 3x mult

[marsh moth]

if the game is complete at launch, like it should be, it does not need any additional content

[wooden kiln]

is parallels a type of pc?

[fierce rain]

your mult can suck it. i was the original heart

[rare yew]

It's virtualization software

[marsh moth]

parallels lets you make virtual machines

[rare yew]

to emulate other OS

[warped sphinx]

tears in my eyes

[marsh moth]

to run a mini windows in your mac

[wooden kiln]

oh thats sick

[fierce rain]

i preferred when you could dual boot mac’s

[rare yew]

it works like a hot damn too

[fierce rain]

they got rid of it in 2020

[marsh moth]

you mean hackintosh?

yeah i miss those days

[wooden kiln]

Ill check it out, cheers

[fierce rain]

not quite

[warped sphinx]

what

[rare yew]

honestly this is way more convenient

[visual blade]

Balatro 1.3 will be released after GTA 6

[fierce rain]

intel macs could run windows 10

[marsh moth]

never figured graphics virtualization would be this good for a mac but that's good to hear

[rare yew]

I turn on my windows VM and I swipe with 3 fingers to go to my windows desktop

it's sick

[fierce rain]

i’ve never used parallels, only wine.

[wintry halo]

with their quirky looking extended keyboards

[marsh moth]

sadly it won't happen again since apple uses their custom chip architecture now

[wooden kiln]

I wonder how many features apple can remove from their devices before people stop buying their stuff

[wintry halo]

v2

[rare yew]

it's very very good

[marsh moth]

but it was fun while it lasted

hackintosh was just amazing

[warped sphinx]

you strike me as the type of guy to use linux

[rare yew]

why do you keep doing this

[warped sphinx]

probably purely because you're a developer for this one

[rare yew]

'you seem like the kind of guy'

[marsh moth]

what distro did you think he would use

[fierce rain]

Hannah Montana Linux.

[brisk zinc]

you seem like the kind of guy to say 'you seem like the kind of guy' messages

[marsh moth]

not that many gamedevs daily drive linux

[warped sphinx]

im not a nerd i dont know what a distro is

[marsh moth]

it's a small minority

[warped sphinx]

gamedev = coding which = linux

[marsh moth]

...you don't know what linux users are then

[warped sphinx]

nerds, probably

[marsh moth]

or any of how they behave

[rare yew]

you seem like the kind of guy to overestimate your familiarity with a discord user and tell them 'you seem like the kind of guy'

[brisk zinc]

a ton of programmers use mac tbh

[fierce rain]

you seem like the kind of guy to use discord.

[rare yew]

fax

[warped sphinx]

yeah thats fair

[marsh moth]

you seem like the kind of guy to make video games localthunk

but eh, i don't wanna overguess

[warped sphinx]

pissed off localthunk award

[fierce rain]

you seem like the kind of guy that uses a heart to pump blood

[warped sphinx]

what kind of nerd would do that

[rare yew]

I've been known to do so

[warped sphinx]

i use my diaphragm

[marsh moth]

you seem like the kind of guy that breathes oxygen and drinks water

[wooden kiln]

I prefer to pedal coke

[marsh moth]

yo nixon you seem like the kind of guy to... be a crook :)

[fierce rain]

i am not a crook.

[warped sphinx]

not yet

[marsh moth]

you seem like the kind of guy to get caught up in a whirlwind political scandal and be forced to resign

[wooden kiln]

with what, a gate?

[fierce rain]

you seem like the kind of guy to make baseless accusations against someone you’ve never met.

[warped sphinx]

is it onyx as well

[marsh moth]

he might even open the floodgates, water flowing through the gates

[wooden kiln]

?

[rare yew]

There wase evidence Mr. President

[warped sphinx]

onyx a gate

onyx agate

[rare yew]

you were impeached

[wooden kiln]

wut

[warped sphinx]

+7 mult per scored card with Clubs suit

[fierce rain]

Baseless accusations i say

[marsh moth]

okay this is getting into actual political territory i think maybe this was a bad idea

[dreamy walrus]

why does this discord not have a voice chat?

[marsh moth]

they still forced you to resign

packwatch L rip bozo

[wooden kiln]

ok but photochad sweeps

[fierce rain]

which would not have worked nowadays

[rare yew]

VC bad, impossible to effectively moderate

[warped sphinx]

this may be true

[dreamy walrus]

o

[fierce rain]

o

[rare yew]

o

[wooden kiln]

o

[warped sphinx]

o

[brisk zinc]

o

[marsh moth]

TRUE, compared to what we have today man i would take a hundred nixons in a heartbeat... if i were american.

i have a bone to pick with nixon for what he did to my country, but that's a story for another time

[austere ore]

just beat Gold Stake on Magic Deck finally I'd been trying for MONTHS

[marsh moth]

not here

[rare yew]

Congratulations!

You did it!!!

[warped sphinx]

i am proud

[rare yew]

well done Steven

[marsh moth]

Well done! What jokers did you have

[austere ore]

omg it's the main man himself

[brisk zinc]

i've played white stake plasma deck for the past year or so

[austere ore]

uhhhh lemme check the screenshot

[dreamy walrus]

LOCALTHUNK

[marsh moth]

sure! take your time

[warped sphinx]

yeah don't get too excited i'm in here every day

[ocean wolf]

I've been enjoying white stake blue deck

[wooden kiln]

they meant nixon mate

[fierce rain]

hi

[brisk zinc]

plasma my beloved

[warped sphinx]

who's that guy

[wooden kiln]

its not everyday you meet a futurama character

[warped sphinx]

fucking nanlet

[brisk zinc]

what does that mean

[fierce rain]

that was not an accurate representation of my character

[wooden kiln]

sum guy from futurama idk

[marsh moth]

you seem like the kind of guy to say "nanlet"

[rare yew]

you seem like the kind of guy

[warped sphinx]

""""slur"""" for people that always go for big numbers

[warped sphinx]

is this the new horse emoji

[fierce rain]

??

[wooden kiln]

Agrrrrree to disagrrree

[rare yew]

Man speedblitz really pissed me off there

I got mad

[warped sphinx]

roffle crashout

[austere ore]

Alright I had Spare Trousers, Bootstraps, Bull, nat negative Jimbo, Wee Joker, and Bloodstone

[rare yew]

hey there's a reason I didn't like launching Balatro, one of the downsides

[marsh moth]

"you seem like the kind of guy to think

therefore you seem" -descartes

[brisk zinc]

you seem to be

[warped sphinx]

you seem like the type of guy to undergo cell division

[ocean wolf]

You seem like the type of guy to

[marsh moth]

you seem like the type of guy to forget about can

[rare yew]

You type to like a guy it seems

[compact stump]

horse

[warped sphinx]

yeah now you have to deal with me because i like your game

[brisk zinc]

chad bloodstone dice cat photo
brainstorm in shop what do i sell

cat is at 13x

[marsh moth]

🥫

[rare yew]

2 cans???? What are we, tropical birds??/

[marsh moth]

might even do two more later on, to make 22cans. peter molyneux would be proud

[austere ore]

localthunk would it be okay if I copy the Balala progression system for a new game I'm working on
like antes/skipping blinds/etc
but they're called chapters instead of antes and battles instead of blinds
also the game has nothing to do with cards

[wintry halo]

ppl do that without asking for permission

[rare yew]

idgaf what you do just don't infringe IP

[ocean wolf]

Tbh multiple games are popping up with a similar formula

[austere ore]

yeah I wasn't planning on doing that lol

[warped sphinx]

have you seen those balatro ripoffs on roblox

[austere ore]

that's why I'm trying to be more decent than them

[rare yew]

I'm not going to give 'permission' for IP use in a discord chat

I have an IP licensing agreement with Playstack remember

[wintry halo]

by asking for permission?

[rare yew]

how you think they'd feel if I just started giving IP use away willy nilly

[compact stump]

good

more balatro players

[ocean wolf]

They will send the ninjas after you

[warped sphinx]

people could also very well just screenshot the message and say "no i have permission to make this" sooooo

[rare yew]

exactly

[pliant sedge]

Thunk why is Wee not pixel perfect

I hate it 😭😭😭😭

[warped sphinx]

remove amber acorn from the game

[austere ore]

I'd say it's more of a blessing than permission
I don't really need permission to make a game that has nothing to do with Balatro but it uses the game ante progress system

[marsh moth]

skill issue

[ocean wolf]

Thunk remove the game please

[rare yew]

a blessing is permission

[warped sphinx]

make it so that the backs of copied jokers aren't the default red deck back

[ocean wolf]

Like from steam

[wintry halo]

a blessing

🙏

[warped sphinx]

balatro didn't coin stage progession

[rare yew]

I get a lot of emails about this too, people asking if they can use my IP in their indie game

[marsh moth]

a blessing is permission when it comes to legalities

[rare yew]

I like legally can't say yes

[compact stump]

lmaoo

[compact stump]

would you?

[warped sphinx]

localthunk can i please steal your game 1:1 and sell it as my own

[rare yew]

I have a contract with Playstack, they have the licensing rights to my IP right now

[austere ore]

lmaooo

[pliant sedge]

What did I walk into here ToT

[marsh moth]

thunk have you thought of modifying the love2d engine for your game's purposes?

[wintry halo]

@ playstack

[warped sphinx]

localthunk breaking the playstack NDA

[pliant sedge]

What ToT

[rare yew]

sometimes people ask permission to like make a game that has similar mechanics

which aren't legally protected

[pliant sedge]

That’s dumb lmao

[compact stump]

i gtg, cyall

[rare yew]

and like go nuts

[warped sphinx]

like dude.... yhou didnt invent it

[marsh moth]

patenting game mechanics should be made illegal

[ocean wolf]

Side eyes Warner bros

[warped sphinx]

"localthunk may i please add poker chips to my game since you invented poker"

[pliant sedge]

I agree but it makes sense why it exists

[rare yew]

it's not up to me to give you permission

[austere ore]

it's settled then
I will make... Chess 2

look forward to it

[boreal heath]

already been done

[warped sphinx]

are you also gonna not update it for 4000 years

[austere ore]

I will make Chess 3

[ocean wolf]

Sorry that's stonemachia do chess 3 instead

[shadow wadi]

I still will never forgive them.

[warped sphinx]

hop on FPS Chess

[pliant sedge]

Reminds me of a Reddit post where someone was getting angry at the update taking so long meanwhile all the collabs are happening lmaoooo

[marsh moth]

remember everyone
Namco patented booting up a smaller game while a bigger game was loading, this shit caused so many people so much pain and wasted time

[rare yew]

we are on like chess 13 at this point

[wintry halo]

aliensrock played them all

[marsh moth]

we have 5d chess with time travel too

[austere ore]

I'll make a reboot and call it Chess

or... The Chess

[marsh moth]

Chess (2026)

[warped sphinx]

more like chess 6 or 7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pliant sedge]

Like they really think Thunk is putting off working on 1.1 and focusing on fucking Youtooz

[marsh moth]

horse

[rare yew]

I timed him out lmao

[austere ore]

six-seven six-seven !!!

[marsh moth]

phew

[wintry halo]

oh

[pliant sedge]

Bro got slimed ToT

[rare yew]

I'm not but like. Would it matter

[pliant sedge]

I don’t care lol

[marsh moth]

thunk how do you feel about the "special" people on okbuddyjimbo

[pliant sedge]

Stop stop ToT

[rare yew]

I don't know what this means

don't explain

[marsh moth]

you know what, GOOD

you shouldn't know

[pliant sedge]

Stop being dumb ToT

[marsh moth]

don't even think about it

live in your bliss

[ocean wolf]

Guy named ToT:

[shadow wadi]

Balatro does youtooz? I thought Local Thunk prefers Makeship.

[pliant sedge]

Preeeetty sure it’s happening

[brisk zinc]

i wonder if i'll reach 400 hours before the next update

392 rn

[pliant sedge]

Wait I can’t send images? Lol

[austere ore]

I wish the mobile version tracked how many hours you've played

[wintry halo]

yeah please make the update 2027 minimum i gotta make time for challenges

[shadow wadi]

I mean, it isn't "it would never" just "huh that's kind of weird'

[austere ore]

I probably have 500+ hours

[wintry halo]

reduces chat clutter

[pliant sedge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/ivVBEjmz1y

Youtooz Balatro collab potentially

[long atlas]

makeship is usually known for plushies, yootooz is both vinyls and plushies, makeship is usually better in plushie production though so most use makeship to make plushies and yootooz for vinyls

[pliant sedge]

It’s called checking your screen time

[shadow wadi]

Gotcha.

[austere ore]

That only goes up to the past week

[marsh moth]

well im out guys

i really liked talking with all of you, yes even nixon

have a good day everybody!

and good luck with all your creative endeavours. just don't spam the chat with that emoji like you did yesterday

you know the one

[shadow wadi]

I wasn't here yesterday

[marsh moth]

i saw that

no. no.

not again

[shadow wadi]

Local Thunk has joined in; your cooked.

[pliant sedge]

Chill cuh

[shadow wadi]

Won't let me click on it; weird

Oh there it goes.

[pliant sedge]

?

[warped sphinx]

i would like to retract my statement

[pliant sedge]

Lmaoooo

[austere ore]

six-seven six-seven !!!!!

[tawny vale]

Nooo

[hasty socket]

Hi pies sweeries

[steel fiber]

hm
when- errr... hmmm
no wait I'm not sure... uhhh...
no wait, i don't know... would the- no wait...

would the last Friends of Jimbo collabs also drop with 1.1 or uh. no wait. i don't know what I want to ask

because i mean, if balatro's getting wrapped up with one last (and maybe another last major update) major update, wouldn't that mean that Friends of Jimbo would also end too?

[warped sphinx]

localthunk, ban that guy.

[pliant sedge]

Did we get more emotes?

[austere ore]

[wintry halo]

yw

[hasty socket]

[warped sphinx]

ice emoji

[rotund torrent]

[austere ore]

[warped escarp]

[green scroll]

[hasty socket]

"balala"

[austere ore]

alright
time to continue working
man, being a job-haver is exhausting

[void bison]

thunk can we get a fibonacci cosmetic

[sharp hollow]

thunk my tummy hurts

[boreal kelp]

Thunk can u fix my hairline?

[void bison]

thunk do you like waffles

[maiden kayak]

what would a waffle joker do

[warped sphinx]

so you hate pancakes?

[gleaming isle]

*Banana

[warped sphinx]

[gleaming isle]

those are diamonds not bananas

[warped sphinx]

whatever, nerd......

[gleaming isle]

I resemble that remark

[boreal heath]

balatro

[sharp hollow]

so true

[wooden kiln]

67

[mint vault]

[bitter glacier]

hi again

[fading maple]

balatro

[scenic cliff]

Hello my name is flowerpot and i am untriggerable

[worthy snow]

[boreal heath]

balatro

(allegedly)

[ruby lily]

🅱️alatro

[worthy snow]

[bitter glacier]

absolute balatro

[worthy snow]

Lit

👍

I need 1.5x 👍

[rigid night]

You, to the left of Yorick

[indigo pumice]

we need brainstorm

@willow chasm

[willow chasm]

I'm here.

[indigo pumice]

now yuri.

[long atlas]

🐴

who remembers what to do

[scenic cliff]

I'll never forget

[long atlas]

good.

[compact stump]

hello

[sharp notch]

balatro

[long atlas]

HI GUYS HOW ARE WE DOING TONIGHT

[sweet herald]

eepy

[rare yew]

Horse

[compact stump]

i was the only to can

[granite urchin]

Writing for 5 hours and still pushing

[blissful geode]

Hi guys

[slim junco]

Hi

[cold idol]

chat

what's the best balatro pun you've ever seen

[blissful geode]

Helo!

[blissful geode]

Started at 11:00pm, “one more run and I’ll go to sleep”
2 am, baron mime build, the serpent rerolling to save me

[fair crescent]

Hi

[cold idol]

that is a pun?

[blissful geode]

Who knows

[slim junco]

Sup

[cold idol]

here's a valentine exclusive :

the world, the sun, the moon, and the stars
all bow before the lovers
for love is the wheel of the universe

ok that's it i'm out

[blissful geode]

Fuh, I don’t have a valentine

[opaque shard]

VECTOR

[slim junco]

HUH

Wrong person twin

But same hair cut

I’m O’Hare

The guy from the Lorax

[bitter glacier]

movistar

[slim junco]

Fr fr

[swift sail]

whoa new roles

[ruby lily]

chat should i take my wife out to a sushi train lunch for valentine's day

[tidal bloom]

[obtuse snow]

[sweet herald]

mmm rock

Bloodstone looks tasty ngl

Like candy

[compact stump]

Looks like gum to me

Yk this gums that have liquid inside?

those

[opaque shard]

Remember to love your wives

[sullen shadow]

When will they fix the bug on mobile?

[solemn elm]

"the bug"?

[grave kestrel]

The only bug I am aware of on mobile is that it sometimes doesn't save your run, so it is possible missing stickers on decks and jokers. Along with not being able to unlock the next stake.

[sullen shadow]

Yeah, when the screen freezes and flashes green

Just look at the bugs channel

It's fixed and has more reactions

[sweet herald]

I haven’t heard of those in a loooong time you unlocked a memory

I keep thinking it looks like a jaw breaker

Or a deformed jelly bean

[brave bluff]

hi

[compact stump]

yeahhh

not a bad one

[sweet herald]

Ediblatro

[gloomy herald]

Hello

[warped sphinx]

turns your chicot holographic

[long atlas]

reminds me of those wax bottles with the juice inside

[compact stump]

Should i Ping mods 😭 wtf

[green scroll]

of all copypastas why did they decide to post that one

[compact stump]

ikr

[sweet herald]

What in the hell

I would ping a mod for sure yeah

[compact stump]

alr did

[long atlas]

what was the copy pasta

[sweet herald]

Oh it’s gone now

[sweet herald]

A very inappropriate one

[long atlas]

was it the jolly rancher one?

only one i can think of lol

[lunar cedar]

Bala tro

[green scroll]

Wrote the balatro theme for 3 saxophones call it Bala Trio

[sweet herald]

Sax trio for the Balatro music would go hard

Melody would sound really nice in sax

[compact stump]

idk what’s that

but worse

[long atlas]

don’t look it up please i can guarantee it’s not worse than the jolly rancher story

[compact stump]

“Don’t look it up”

I have to

[long atlas]

i mean i guess you can

it has to do with gohnnorea lol

[compact stump]

if you say it like that i just have to

[compact stump]

what

[long atlas]

it’s an std. you’ve been warned.

[compact stump]

i shouldn’t have.

[long atlas]

you shouldn’t have.

[scenic cliff]

you fellas needs some hearts to calm down

[compact stump]

ewwwwww

[long atlas]

i warned you 😭

[scenic cliff]

heart gang rise up

and spades too feel free to join

[compact stump]

should’ve listened WTF

[long atlas]

now you know a niche piece of internet knowledge

[compact stump]

a fucked up one

[long atlas]

almost threw up first time i read it

[long atlas]

almost as bad as the jar

[compact stump]

nah

ain’t that far

[long atlas]

the jar is the worst piece of internet knowledge i know

[compact stump]

that shit had video

[long atlas]

so thankful i don’t have the balls to watch the video

[compact stump]

i think we should stop talking this lmao

[long atlas]

agreed

so uhh how about that balatro huh

[compact stump]

uhhhh yeah yeah uhhhh

baron bad uhhh

rebate good

[long atlas]

i know let’s talk about how diamonds are the best suit

[compact stump]

mimimimi

clubs.

[long atlas]

and how clubs suck

[compact stump]

the creator of the game likes clubs

[long atlas]

actually clubs are chill they’re second to diamonds

[compact stump]

1st but alr

[long atlas]

hearts are overrated

[compact stump]

agreed

[long atlas]

you mistyped 2nd

[compact stump]

nah

don’t think i did

[long atlas]

weird way to spell “yes i agree diamonds are the best” but okay

[copper totem]

Civil conversations

[boreal heath]

diamonds are mid

but they are unbreakable

so they get a pass

i’d say so

[patent jacinth]

[cyan wadi]

How get the suit roles

[steel fiber]

there should be uh... a thing called Channels & Roles above the server channel list

[cyan wadi]

Neato

[hot vortex]

hello chat

[sweet herald]

Howdy howdy

[fringe walrus]

balarto???

[signal stratus]

May I inquire as to how thunk is going to buff wild cards

I remember him saying something about it

[long atlas]

no you may not (we have no idea at the moment)

[signal stratus]

I'm thinking something like a wild flush

Where all cards in a hand are made up of wild cards

It's stronger than a normal flush

[compact stump]

nah

no more hands

that’s confirmed

[signal stratus]

Oh ok

[compact stump]

maybe more jokers that get good use with wild cards

maybe you can make 2 wild cards with one Lovers

but that seems a lil bit too much imo

[weak wyvern]

Finally started having Balatro dreams

I can feel the red seal polychrome kings in my veins

[cinder wharf]

i just unlocked c+ woohoo

[steel fiber]

nice!!!

[visual basin]

check it out, im in the house, like carpet

[rocky slate]

Save it like rocket fuel

[hardy breach]

GUYS I JUST GOT A BACK TO BACK ROYAL FLUSH

i got me self free brainstorm

[regal quartz]

Gambling

You shouldn't gamble and instead focus on taking financially responsible decisions like investing in more labubu

[hardy breach]

investing in roblox be like

[prisma idol]

Pokemon cards :D

See I'm just being financially responsible

Investing when it's at its low so it'll go up from here

[visual basin]

chocolate card

e

[keen sparrow]

i wonder if there's any concept art of jimbo out there

i could imagine localthunk just sitting down one day and drawing him out but idk if he went through any old designs or smth

[dapper creek]

who else is single for valentine's day 😔

[hasty socket]

me

[flint copper]

me

(plays balatro)

[dapper creek]

twinning

[stray vault]

Will you be my valentine?

[dapper creek]

bet

[stray vault]

Balatro mobile is currently $0.5 in my region

Holyshiet

At the time i bought it it was $10

😭

At least i have had fun for more than a year

[dreamy walrus]

Do a refund and buy it for 0.5$

Dont see the problem here

[stray vault]

Refund?

I bought it a year ago

Bruh

[dreamy walrus]

Yeah

Just say you didnt like it

[stray vault]

No

[dreamy walrus]

They will make a refund

[stray vault]

They wont allow that

[dreamy walrus]

How do you know

[stray vault]

Its more than a year

[dreamy walrus]

You never know untill you try

[dreamy walrus]

Well

Sometimes people need a lot of time to understand if they like something or not

[tidal bobcat]

I will never be alone as long as I have balatro with me

[brisk zinc]

imagine if you will

a global thunk

[fluid dragon]

i

need help, best run of my life here

and i cant

send images anymore

awesome 🤩

aaaaaand different channel!

[haughty swallow]

My phone died during a buffoon pack and now I'm softlocked. How do I fix this

Bro I can't lose this double polychrome blueprint run

[timid cedar]

unfortunately you can't fix it on mobile

[steep raft]

Hello chat

[rich hinge]

Pluh

[brazen briar]

I, am

[green scroll]

Omg it's jimbo

[scenic cliff]

Smile if you Love Balatro

[opaque shard]

Is that Jimbo

[hasty socket]

I am balarla

[dense birch]

Hearts Won.

[spark acorn]

I has question

Does anyone know if certificate/marble card generations are seeded

I've never thought about it

[green scroll]

Something to be learned here

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧾

[green tendon]

Checkered deck moment

It makes the challenge to get 30 jokers of a specific suit harder for those two

For spades and hearts it’s basically free

[hasty socket]

Diamonds for life

[long atlas]

we’re the underdogs

listen bro i tried to be civil and make peace but clubs were being fickle sooo

[spice pollen]

How do I join a certain suit role

[hasty socket]

Go to channels and rules and put diamonds

[spice pollen]

What if I don’t want diamond

[hasty socket]

sir local tang can you tag everyone to tell to put the new roles

[spice pollen]

Because hearts are better

[hasty socket]

why hearts 🥀

NOOOO

[spice pollen]

Because among us

[hasty socket]

diamonds are the most original

[spice pollen]

How do I send images

I’m trying to show off my among us hearts

[sweet herald]

No images in this chatroom

Use #🃏・off-topic

[long atlas]

CMON YALL LOCK IN ON DIAMONDS

WE NEED NUMBERS

GIVE ME DIAMONDS OR GIVE ME DEATH

AND IF YOU GIVE ME DEATH IM USING IT TO MAKE MORE DIAMONDS

[green scroll]

"is Shakespeare really dead?"

[long atlas]

“hold up, this writing is fire?”

someone pull the star please this deck is severely lacking diamonds 😞

[green scroll]

almost convinced me to switch to diamonds with that btw

[long atlas]

do it hearts are the most saturated in the market

[green scroll]

unfortunately hearts match my pfp at the moment

i will probably change when i switch

[limpid tree]

you know what it's all about

[ionic hinge]

I am Ottermando leader of diamonds. I am a fair leader. all diamonds get 1$

[hasty socket]

Now I want a deck where each card suit number are based on how many people have that suit in this server

[quaint estuary]

chat how many member of this server again

[scenic cliff]

~167k

[scenic cliff]

hearts nation rise up

[quaint estuary]

pls dont tell me that shit is a 67 jokes.

[scenic cliff]

1 in 2 chance I am lying

[visual blade]

[marsh moth]

🥫

[slender gale]

what if thunk adds a 67 joker 💔

that multiplies mult by x67 and adds 6767 chips 💔

[brave bluff]

joker lockin'

[willow jasper]

Hasn't Balatro yet implemented account linking across devices (like between mobile and Steam)?

(Using a translator can be a bit awkward.)

[tawny pasture]

there is not cross progression / account sharing between mobile and steam, no.

[green tendon]

Only with the apple arcade version ig

[light lava]

ultra legendary 67 joker that has 1/67 chance to retrigger all jokers 67 times

[slender gale]

no

[light lava]

1/6 chanve to trigger 7 times

[slender gale]

has a chance of 67/67 to retrigger all jokers 67 times

[light lava]

honestly it should just unlock a new 67 hand where u play 67 and it has the highest scaling

[slender gale]

we let thunk cook if he makes a 67 joker

[light lava]

true

[warm jetty]

I’m awake

[light lava]

hi awake im normie

[marsh moth]

and a skibidi joker

[long socket]

Hi

Bro what skibid and 67 Joker 😭

[slender gale]

what does it do

[marsh moth]

forget i said anything

[mystic sand]

Hello

[brazen briar]

I, am

[opaque shard]

Get out of here /j

[quaint estuary]

cibao 🥀

[slender gale]

syfm u r pmo rn, imetrr n gtfo 💔 🥀

[slender gale]

and they say shakespear died 💔

[hardy breach]

guys

can you cheer me up

im missing my dad, he died a few months ago

[stray vault]

Im sorry to hear that

Do you want to tell about him? I can listen

[hardy breach]

no

I think that's disrespectful

I guess I could

he was about 63 when he died

he was blind and had 1 leg

[stray vault]

I didnt mean to disrespectful. I just thought you want to share to feel better

[hardy breach]

it's ok

[stray vault]

If there is something you want to say to feel better you can share it

Ill listen to whatever you tell

I dont know a better way to cheer you up

[hardy breach]

I once got a royal flush back to back

so I got a free brainstorm

[opaque shard]

Sorry for your loss

[hardy breach]

and I won that round

[hardy breach]

thank you

[stray vault]

From a wraith?

[hardy breach]

no

like

[stray vault]

I dont know the other way you could get a joker from royal flush

[hardy breach]

I unlocked brainstorm

from discarding the royal flush

[stray vault]

Ah

I think in my first save i accidentally discarded a royal flush and got brainstorm

I dont remember i ever intentionally discarded to unlock him

Her*

[hardy breach]

brainstorm is a she?

[ionic hinge]

Brainstorm is a coffee shop napkin

[hardy breach]

no

She's a lucky card

[stray vault]

Yes

Havent you ever heard of yuri balatro?

[hardy breach]

no

[light dagger]

one of the best yuri ever

[hardy breach]

what is yuri?

[light dagger]

Girl love Girl

Lesbian

[hardy breach]

I think mostly every joker is a male

I think merry Andy is a female

[fading maple]

i think they are cards

[stray vault]

Nah

[hardy breach]

ok

[stray vault]

Yuri exists in balatro

[hardy breach]

like there's a hidden file?

[stray vault]

Community approves it

[fading maple]

imo they're cards, so agender, making them lesbian compatible

[stray vault]

So it exists

[hardy breach]

isn't Yuri just like lesbian porn

[fading maple]

no

[hardy breach]

oh

[stray vault]

I mean like

[hardy breach]

k

[stray vault]

Technically yes

[fading maple]

no its not

[light dagger]

Huh ?

no

[stray vault]

But yuri nowadays used more widely

[light dagger]

it just means a girl/non-binary love another girl

That's the whole definition

not related to porn at all

[fading maple]

just because theres yuri porn doesnt mean yuri is porn

[light dagger]

how the fuck do i read yuri as lesbian

I need new eyes

[fading maple]

we're just so yuripilled girl

[hardy breach]

uhhh

one thing

[light dagger]

just realized ur natsuki

Sayori better ddlc girl smh

[fading maple]

i agtee

[hardy breach]

how did we get from my dead dad to Yuri balatro

[stray vault]

Idk

[fading maple]

now we've passed onto best doki

and yes sayori is the best doki

[light dagger]

Natsuki is a close second

Monika is 3rd

[fading maple]

true

[light dagger]

Yuri 4th

[fading maple]

and youve lost me

[light dagger]

I just don't like the yandere vibe she gives off

even if Monika is closest to a yandere than Yuri

[hardy breach]

😕

[fading maple]

monika is my pansexual yumeshipping queen but that doesnt make her any better than yuri

[light dagger]

also

why is all ddlc girls lgbt ?

like

Okay, sayori being pan is 100% understandable

and monika bi is understandable too

[slim junco]

Wuh

[light dagger]

But Natsuki and Yuri gives off straight vibes

[fading maple]

its just headcanons

[slim junco]

this is a fucking balatro chat gng what are we talking about 🫩

[slim junco]

I don’t even know 🥀

[light dagger]

apparently it's official they are lgbt

[slim junco]

Take it to off topic

Yall

[fading maple]

as much as i wish it was its not

[fading maple]

this is server chat, not game chat

[slim junco]

Gng this convo still weird as hell 🥀

[fading maple]

how is it weird

[light dagger]

I just seearched for all 4 girls, sayori and monika are pansexual, and natsuki and yuri are bisexual

[slim junco]

Talking about Yuri and shi

cuz this is a damn game chat for a card rogue like and yall are talking about some Yuri

[light dagger]

brainstorm and blueprint is Yuri

lets talk about that

[fading maple]

wow

[stray vault]

I mean yall talking about a different game

[slim junco]

Bro 🥀

Take it to off topic

[fading maple]

sooooo weird right

[slim junco]

Like bro

[stray vault]

We discuss different games in #🃏・off-topic

[austere ore]

good afternoon fellow gold stake winners

[uncut flower]

okay mini mod

[shy dove]

interesting. lesbians make you uncomfortable?

this could mean nothing

[slim junco]

It doesn’t

[uncut flower]

clock it

[slim junco]

They were just talking about a different game in the game chat

As a LGBTQ supporter my self this does not make me uncomfortable

[shy dove]

theyre talking abt balatro cards

[uncut flower]

who wanna talk about ddlc

[shy dove]

in an unconventional context sure but its balatro at the end of the day

if its ddlc thats the problem then say that instead of saying the yuri is the problem

unless you mean yuri the ddlc character

[uncut flower]

i remember watching ppl play it in 2018 so im a larp but idc

[shy dove]

in which case uhhhh okay

[slim junco]

What are you talking about 🥀

[uncut flower]

i understood them

perfectly

[slim junco]

Well idk

[uncut flower]

whos having a happy valentines day

[stray vault]

How am I the mini mod? Actually ohare the one started it first

I just helped him elaborate

So u should have replied him instead of me

[uncut flower]

um not reading this

whos having a happy valentines day

[stray vault]

Um not reading this

[slim junco]

🥀 bruh

[thorn wraith]

i wonder if localthunk knows of the tournament finals for balatro

[slim junco]

Me

[stray vault]

Bean tourney?

[thorn wraith]

ye

exacctly

[stray vault]

Thunk has never mentioned it

[uncut flower]

awesome

[stray vault]

So I guess he doesn't know

[slim junco]

Dang

[stray vault]

Im naut's fan tho

🤓

But max wu was just too good ig

[warped sphinx]

i can change that

[slim junco]

No you can’t 🥀

[warped sphinx]

just you wait

[slim junco]

And what are you gonna do?

[warped sphinx]

you'll see

[hasty socket]

I've just found out about high card builds and I've winned 3 runs already

[slim junco]

Mf is not gonna do anything

[hasty socket]

Ride the bus and supernova my mamas

[neat narwhal]

if anyon has the new rayman DM me

i need someone to help me rip the OST

PLS gng

[shy dove]

theres a new rayman?

damb i need to finish legends i think is the one i started playing

[neat narwhal]

yes

[marsh moth]

There's a new rayman? Time to get on that, thanks

[hasty socket]

Guys hear me out though metal joker is actually very good

[iron matrix]

wait did it already come out

also hi

[cosmic fable]

Hello! Just got into this game after years of hearing about it - and bought it from Steam (through a sale). It's so fun as they say!

Considering that I tend to play poker quite a bit

[rare yew]

Glad you’re enjoying it!!

[wintry halo]

yeah what he said

[snow fog]

Balatro came up in my job interview. Manger loves the game.

[toxic gulch]

of course a spade doesnt think of anything orginal to say

[wintry halo]

know that these roles can be taken away at a moments notice if enough ppl get caught acting up

[snow fog]

If this game gets me a good job It will be very funny

[cosmic fable]

thanks. You developed such an original game, glad to be part of this community too! I noted that the game isn't eighter as easy as it seems in higher levels

[visual basin]

iced out GabeN

[cosmic fable]

Was there already a suggestion topic about branded decks? I saw some of the ones such as Stardew Valley ones and I thought about other ones too

[thorn wraith]

did you hear of the 10k$ balatro tournament

im genuinely curious cause i know you dont engage with like community content

but like this HAS to have reached your ears

[rare yew]

nope

sounds cool!

[snow fog]

Is it open invite

[solemn elm]

it already started

and ended i think

[snow fog]

Who won was it Dr spectred

[thorn wraith]

dawg they are already in the finals

[thorn wraith]

yeah they are using a multiplayer mod where boss blinds are instead replaced by the opposing players and the scoring limit is whatever the other player scores

they lose lives that way

[rare yew]

Hope everyone is having a nice valentine's day!

[boreal coral]

Can imagine a challenge that's an eternal supernova and obelisk? And with only 4 joer slots?

[round eagle]

Hi localthunk, thanks for making this game, I'm almost at c++

[hasty socket]

My valentine is perkeo

[rare yew]

Good luck in your C++ journey!

[round eagle]

Only 2 left

What would yall think about a mod or settings option that weights the types of jokers to decrease the odds of getting destroyed by rng? Like a weighted chance of getting a chip joker, mult joker, xmult, utility.. and then the rarity of the jokers would also be factored in of course. Has this been discussed or tried already?

[slim junco]

Some mf in my DMs said riddle me this and spammed 3000 flash bang emojis

[sweet herald]

Hi everybody!

[austere moat]

Hi

[tender hamlet]

Hi

[rare yew]

Hi

[solemn elm]

hello thunk i am ill but i also have grave news

[rare yew]

I’m ready

[solemn elm]

i was mistaken about my switch, it does not work with my mouse

[rare yew]

Oh that’s not grave news at all

[solemn elm]

pretty mediocre news actually

[rare yew]

That would have been very weird

I’m sorry you are feeling ill though

May you feel better soon

[solemn elm]

first time being ill in 2 years lol, ive had a very good streak of avoiding flu and colds

[long atlas]

everyone blast lilo with good wishes to feel better

[hasty socket]

I've literally got nothing in middle school and when I first get to high school I was already sick

[long atlas]

lucky, this is my third sickness since january and i’m on week 2 of this current stint rn 😞

[fierce rain]

well fellas

[solemn elm]

the spicy vegan ramen i have is helping a lot though, makes my scratchy throat go away for like 3 hours and then slowly comes back

[wintry halo]

my calcium deficiency from going on trips is my ultimate kryptonite for getting ill

[fierce rain]

i’ve bought a vita! (i’ve only been rambling about it for a few weeks)

[wintry halo]

what mouse are you using

[solemn elm]

logitech g305

also doesnt work with my razer deathadder

[rare yew]

It shouldn’t work with any mouse

[solemn elm]

ya

[rare yew]

Because the code for mouse controls is blank

[solemn elm]

ik theres adapters you can get so i thought my family had one at home that made me think it worked

but no, no adapter to speak of

[fierce rain]

would that be something you could implement? (please)

[boreal heath]

once upon a balatro

[long atlas]

it’s already confirmed there’s gonna be a switch 2 version with functional mouse mode

[neat gull]

good afternoon balacord

[hasty socket]

A suit,
A joker,
and a prince of the tarrots.

[long atlas]

the roaring baron

[fierce rain]

i mean that’s pretty cool but what i really want is the ps4 version to have a mouse mode

[rare yew]

Did I confirm that

[fierce rain]

but if thunk did confirm a mouse mode i’ll prolly buy the switch version

[fierce rain]

did you?

[long atlas]

right here you did

[hasty socket]

I don't think it sounds too crazy I mean it's just a mouse

[fierce rain]

hm so you did

[solemn elm]

that means he has to do it, it's legally binding
-# /j

[fierce rain]

true!

[long atlas]

i’m soooo excited for the yootooz thank you for making a vinyl thunk i need room decor and i love collecting vinyls

[boreal heath]

has anyone here beat the golden needle challenge

it’s driving me nuts

[long atlas]

hi hello it sucked nuts

[solemn elm]

hi yes i have beaten it a lot

[boreal heath]

i just have that and cruelty for 100%

[rare yew]

Definitely didn’t confirm that

[wintry halo]

you think a sayodevice would work on switch balatro or limited to local software

[marsh moth]

I wonder how gyro controls for a console controlling Balatro would do

Or how the Steam Controller could handle it now that there's a new one

[long atlas]

saw it on the website thunky you can’t deny it…

[marsh moth]

Gyro works wonders for simulating pointing movement

[rare yew]

I got golden needle on first try somehow so now my brain is deluded into thinking it’s easy