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with the huge migration over there is a whole lot of untapped topics for servers
atleast with how it feels right now
Whatās stoat?
a discord alternative
K
nothing ever happwna
Burglar banner synergy
Lowkirkenuinely
baron, mime, red seal, 3 blueprint, one brainstorm
What is the optimal scoring arrangement?
2 on baron 1 on mime
and what about the brainstorm?
Legit this might be the only server I havenāt somehow gotten banned/muted in
Thats not a good sign twin
And I only started actually using discord a couple weeks ago
Half my dms are just bots telling me Iām banned/unbannedš
Greetings.
Morning people 
good morning lewis!
So far so good thanks, 2 hours in and everythingās going well lol how about urself my friend hope you are well and enjoying the day/night
going quite well i appreciate the ask! just eating chips and playing balatro lol itās a lazy night
Always my friend and that sounds pretty chilled tbh I have time off work and work nights shifts so itās very boring in the middle of the night so Iām also just playing and watching YouTube at the moment, need to get all the achievements aswell but thatās gonna come with time š
patience is always key remember that. just have fun with it for the time being!
Oh absolutely, Iāve got relatively far on the Xbox and bought it on my phone the other day so Iām doing a little play through on my phone now when Iāve got chance to do so lol
No
hi
I think I got asked when I came back on here after a few years but the uk has dumb laws about that sorta shit so it could just be something round here which is a bit shit
Yeahhh for most of it yeah, if itās a website tha has the chance to contain material suitable for 18+ then it makes u verify and I only use this to chat to my friends and play games and stuff so I aināt even wanting that sorta stuff and it made me lol but hopefully like you say it only makes u verify for things like the 18+ content that way everyone can chill without submitting stuff and risk getting it stolen
no i will not hand my identifying information to a faceless company that has a history of suffering from data breaches
I just used a pic I created with ai on my iPad and that worked for me as thereās no way Iām sending my passport to anyone on this app lol
Thank you very much lol I appreciate it š
i will boot up fallout 4's character creator and face id that way
Iāll submit this pic
If it works go for it lol but Iāve sent ppl pics of what I look like before in the years Iāve been on the app so they probs already know what I look like lol
Yeahhh it definitely knows my gender and my age but Iāve shared that with people previously, Aslong as the canāt get my card details and shit then Iām chilling lol
they will never guess my gender
i do not know how to
does the discord ai even have the capacity to identify enbies or can it only identify male or female
we are going to see tumblr 2.0 i think
oh cool :D
Hey guys when's the next balatro update?
No way š
Update: I am liking it a lot so far, ~60 pages in and emotionally it hits really hard
like "Asle and Ales, she says
Ales and Asle, he says"
was so cool even though i had already predicted that this was ales and asle
by the back of the book i thought that Asle and Protag Asle would live very seperate lives for the majority of at least book one but no
Protag Asle sees alchoholic Asle very quickly
and knows him
hi
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thunk did u check the new Edmund Mcmillen game? Mewgenics
I brought my luchador all the way to the end and the final boss was verdant leaf
guys my balatro its closing at certain point idk why
i tried to open it again but it closes
nvm it was just my crappy laptop that cant even handle balatro
at lowest graphics
well, my cavendish died
i was yet to witness something like that
let alone ON MY OWN RUN
This is what happens when you dont abuse the Cavendish oops strat
bonaners
how do you lower balatro's graphics?
I thought there wasn't an option for that
configuration
Help meeeeee
I have a girlfriend. Iām scared she might have blocked me. At first, I wasnāt too worried, but now I am. Itās been over a week since we last talked. At the beginning, my messages were being delivered but she wasnāt reading them. Then they stopped being delivered, and now I canāt even see her profile picture on WhatsApp.
Seems like she blocked you for whatever reason
Yup, that's definetly blocking
nooooooo
damn i just saw LocalThunks like more traditional art for the first time and i love it
it feels abstract but with purpose, like every line means something and his understanding of colors is amazing, like in the piece with what im going to call the yellow bolt, its subtle but the further away from the yellow you get the more blue the background gets, if you arent looking you might not even realize he incorperated the blue, also the linart is just so nice, it has a grain that actually improves the art style, and the detail in it is so crazy, I struggle to get anywhere near this level currently
it feels like a world thats alive, or like something eldritch
genuinly could stare at the pieces for hours
Youāve been blocked mate
seems like
yeah thats most likely a block, i recommend maybe doing a general social media detox for a few days if you are panicking
i donr think a detox will help me but ye
I doubt the detox itself will help, but the time to think about it yourself might help
distract yourself more or less, doesnt need to be a detox
Is there anyone else you could talk to besides her?
There is very little you can do about that. Who knows, she might be getting another sausage in her taco iykwim
i dunno, right now i cant talk to my friends since im traveling this week, and my dad and stepmom doenst know about her
maybe a bad way to put it
dont think so, age mostly
bruhhhh
Is mister bones a substitute for the skull emoji
||I mean yeah that could be happening but right in bros face tho
||
Yeah

He is a skeleton after all
nah, like i said, age, i 14 she 15

She could still be cheating on you
ahhh
maybe
Doesnāt matter if itās s3xual or not
believe me when I say this, you have plenty of time to find someone else if she really doesn't wanna talk to you
Damn it no gifs
hmm
if they support you a lot than maybe telling them will help, i remmeber my first breakup i was sad and i told my dad, who i swore would be pissed i was dating someone even, and he just comforted me
not saying your in the same situation, but it cant hurt to think about it
i know, just feel bad to lose the first one this way
My first breakup was pretty shitty too
witnessing bro's first heartbreak on the balatro server š š
Turns out that Irish women donāt gaf about age of consent laws
i know, mostly me, akward to say we just know from internet, aafter all my dad has been very "be aware of strangers in internet"
irish women be wild
top of the mornin to ya laddy
same
chips and mult are on negative, not even skelly can save me
The crazy thing is that she didnāt even tell me she was Irish until AFTER we broke up
mr bones, sorry, forgot name
maybe she didn't want you asking her for potatos
Probably because sheās adopted
i say again, wat, tell more about the age thingy
right noww i need to disconect and talk stupid
Turns out that in her area the age of consent is 18
Time for you to start foolin around 



what is it on usa
Man
In my country (Australia) itās 16
bibidibabidi boo
Sheās in az
wat
Now you're cooking with 



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Quite the discussion i witnessed
shit, im not very normalized with tears, feels like soap in eyes
ye
truly a phenomenal discussion
One of the discussions of all time
why cant i send images
Nobody can
In #š¹ć»game-discussion or #šć»off-topic you can
wwell i need to get (think that i have sended a freaky sukuna image or something like that)
Players went to balatro
They had no jokers
So they used their card enhancements
In 1984
not yet, it's 3pm rn 
2 am for me
broo get your sleep
nabro
We canāt always get what we want
wel damint
wel godnigt
Gn bro
I have arrived
@slim junco
The thing we were talking about earlier with the ID verification might actually be a thing lol Iāve just seen some messages that are hidden till I verify which aināt happening š¤£
Iāve already done the mandatory one and yeah but I canāt send it here so Iāll dm it to you
guts today is may bday 
happy birhtdya
sup ppl, I always wanted to develop a game. Im a developr, not game developer, and I wanted to know what would be the best engine to do something similar to balatro but in 3d.
Maybe just to do a prototype
probably godot
ok ty
welcome
where did you see an eternal mr. bones
I CARE
Black stake probs
Ugh no gif OR stickers?
its blacklisted from eternals isnt it
yea
lmao
But he would work normally
If you somehow had an eternal Mr Bones, he would still self-destruct
You just wouldnāt be able to sell or destroy him any other way
I think it would just work forever
since it first lists the effect and then "separately" self destructs
you wanted an infinite totem of undying?

Idk why but my straight isn't working am i doing it wrong, I've got a King Spade, 10 Spade, 9 Diamond, 8 Heart, and 7 Heart
It goes King Queen Jack 10 not King 10
So any of them but not king
No
Yeah
I messed up lmao
They gotta be in order
Thank you
Np
yeah, jack is basically 11, queen 12, king 13, ace 14/1
Clav got framemogged by an ASU frat leader
Really
my balatro playing card deck lowk got kinda damaged
my friends do not know how to take care of my shit
š āš»
Imagine if Balatro had physical booster packs you could open like the pokemon ones, each containing a random mix of Jokers with like the same odds as in the game common, uncommon, rare, and a very small chance for legendary plus special visual variants like Foil, Holographic, and Polychrome versions wouldn't it be cool ?
93% done with my main profile just have joker stickers and jokerless left to complete oh and the voucher upgrade for playing cards.
Thunk once said that he doesn't like that idea
Things like TCG
Blind boxes?
Gambling, unethical
Sounds predatory
Lol, the irony
š„
I know itās jokes but for people following along, I personally see it as āstaking something of personal value on an uncertain outcomeā
So Balatro looks like poker but itās not gamba
Buying PokƩmon booster packs is gamba
I achieved conpletionist++ yesterday after 225 hours, thank you for such an incredible experience and creating a very fun game localthunk
Congratulations!!
I always hated those booster pack things growing up when i was like 7 i bought six mystery nintendo action figure thingies and i got like 5 marios and it really pissed me off
Well why not do just 1 mega booster with the 150 jokers? Because the jokers would be cool to have in hand
We have looked into it
But like - itās not easy. What do you do for Hologram? Half Joker? Stencil? Anything non-standard?
Itād be so expensive to manufacture
Right well that's sad
Hi hiii
It is but I donāt know what we can do about it
Like itād probably cost us $100 or $150 to make that, since a good 20% of the jokers would need to have some custom printing/cutting process
And itād be relatively small batch since we wonāt sell many
So we donāt benefit from economies of scale
unfortunate
We could have IRL squiggles š
Hello someone here is Chilean?
true, we should commission some content creators to draw all 150 jokers 
I got $1, I'm sure others can help out š
yoo nice pfp
okay, hear me out, you can do credit card and then with free $20 you can get a blueprint and brainstorm
I almost dropped my glasses into my conveyor after having to hit a giant ice boulder with my pickaxe
Go on...
uhhh, I didn't think it through beyond that
But now I have a credit card and a large debt
Iāll draw jokers for free
think of it like rental except Iām not gonna charge you $3 every round
Do a pre-buy we would pay.
not my problem, byeee
Balatro money will be looking like my IRL muhnies 

Omega the goat as per usual
hii Astra 
Oh frick oh heck!
Hiiii
Just Jokes
no way š§
Free rental! Where do I sign?
Balatro themed only fans
Iād pay for that
<_<
You put a sticky note on my face that says u bought šš
Seadubbs! š (my phone tried so hard to autocorrect your name)

Surely not ON your face. I could never
Donāt worry Iāll be able to see still if you donāt put it over my eyes 
Who am I kidding. If anyone would be making this itās me
another baron build ruined because of plant and no luchador or reroll voucher in site
:D
were you going for endless?
had a rare gold stake Baron run earlier today, someone submitted QWERTY seed for doc's daily videos
and it was a pretty tough one, with Baron as the only viable XMult I could find, which ended up crushing da wall in ante 7 
Good day to the shitposter mans
finally unlocked brainstorm
just used a lot of sun tarot card in different numbers and face cards
sun, moon, etc
not doing school work cuz balatro
how did yall find out balatro
Malf
Cousin got addicted
lol
i think your cousin is going to las vegas
I then saw a show about gambling that I liked then decided I should also give balatro a try
i think your family is going to las vegas....
Oh he's definitely going to be a degenerate gambler in the future
They're going it bet my life
i liked the fangamer deck, bought it and then got interested in the game
i heard the music in the bg of a random yt video
and then saw that it was a funny card game
also watched some skits abt it being a roguelike poker game
localthunk posted about his "poker roguelike" on indiegame subreddits in early 2023
I did some typing, drew some clowns, looked up from my keyboard one day and there it was
i did this in reverse order
Through Yahamaice playing his mod he made lol

is the new update out?
I have it
give me ur seed
Flufftapes streams and Zaino videos!!
I'm sitting on a chad, scary face, negative dusk, sock and buskin, swashbucckler, and gift card. What do I sell in order to open room for x mult joker?
hi localthunk is it true that 1.1 will have a new Hammer joker that breaks all Flower Pots gains mult per each destroyed
cultural osmosis
Is there any way to link your steam account to like a mobile account so i can continue my save file from mobile when out and about?
you get $5 for each discarded scammer
Hey everyone
leak a single bit of the update
i wonder whether it will be a 0 or a 1
Me wondering what the next digit will be in a line of binary
The word Piueuee has no pronounciation
it will have at least two 1s
Localthunk when 1.1 update
i'll wait tho. take ur time
It's almost here boys
So tomorrow
Thunk, it's Nixon. You are NOT FOLLOWING your week break.
There's still over two days left
do better, man
ive caught you lacking several times this week

THUNK CONFIRMS NEW DATE FOR BALATRO UPDATE?!?!?!? THOUGHTS!?!?!?
Huge news for the program
i was excited i read that as in one day and one month
Same lmao
š
i didnt want to break my streak but i had to call you out
Tbh the longer thunk takes on the update the better quality it will be
anyways, im returning to the timeout void. do better, mr thunk.
thanks for clarifying 
I might stick around, I'll remove the timeouts tho
wait no i lowk enjoy it
Yum I found a bottle cap.
hi
yay
Will there be a new update in Balala too?
alala
oh my god former mr president???
whyd you break into that hotel
Planet x looks like madness combat
could be a cosmetic dlc for background or cards?
Like Hollow Knight, Terraria and other games themes
i had a key
well like just cuz you had a key doesnt mean you can do that
Thank you! Glad you are enjoying š
Balatro should have won goty
nah probably not
why.
Why you say so? John balatro
I'm of the theory that games made by just 1 person are the greatest
True!
my classmates play rocket league mobile on their phones in class, are they based?
like sideswipe?
I mean it looks fun
Yes
John balatro, Iām about to enter a tournament of balatro with friends, can I be blessed?
nah sorry I blessed one of your other friends by accident
May the person in the tournament with the last alphabetical surname win
local
May the best balatrer win
Because of their personality and well care
localthunk u the goat
So I downloaded the multiplayer mod...but now it messes with my runs going between Steam Deck and PC since only PC has the mod
Anything to be done? Or how can I uninstall it when I'm not playing MP lol
Talk to the mod channel ig
Thanks sweetheart
How has everyoneās day been today? š
This can be true but there are plenty of solo devs that just want to make money and don't care about the craft that much, and many teams that care deeply about the game they make
That's true
localthunk, when will you make a mah-jongg roguelike
someone already did!
wait what no way lmfao
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Wait what
Wait thatās fire
wtf insane
Seeing the joker that I hate the most on localthunk surname hurts my soul
wat
obelisk?
dude he's so bad
Obelisk is great for late game scaling
Hello there
Obelisk is scary only because I donāt know how to use it well haha
how can you not love a huge dark pillar
the key to obelisk is having a chips joker
then it doesn't actually matter what hand you play
See this makes sense but I really love spamming flushes 
Who's better
rock that if you aren't careful enough you turn to 0
Banana that almost can't ever betray you
1 in 6 chance that it betrays you
other banana
Local I have a question
so youre comparing cavendish to obelisk
other guy
thatās a fair comparison
have you considered that obby can be greater than x3
Cavendish for me it's basically rare because you have to find Gros Michel TWICE
i mean like almost entirely inarguably obelisk is the cleanest ante 8 winning times mult
itās a common card dawg
Still hard to get
cavendish good, obelisk better
there are so remarkably many ways to get common jokers
did yall see the constellation slander this morning
Best joker for me it's hanging
cannot stand for that
tell me it's bait
agreed itās very versatile
not bait just a very uneducated person
For the meme it's Gros Michel
constellation is great! it's extra upside for planet scaling which is already one of the best things you can do ante 8
constellation is a run saver
if no one got me i know constellation got me
Iām the host of said tournament, do you want to spectate it š
what's yalls "fun" joker. not necessarily strong but fun and silly and makes your monkey brain happy
am i the only one who thinks immolate is busted? thereās no downside (2.5 hangman, and you get 20 for it)
my man riff raff but for emotional support
there are a lot of XMULT jokers that I love but one of them is hologram
mime, wee, or castle
Throwback
shoot the moon my beloved
LUSTY JOKER
thatās my sidepiece
I love u forever and always lusty joker
shoot the moon is my GOAT idk i just love stm
thunk can we canonically marry omega and lusty joker
shoot the moon and mime makes me so happy
itās my dream come true
showman
4fing
shortcut
All based choices šāāļø
THUNK OFFICIATE THE WEDDING
I am legally ordained
when i have a free joker slot i just buy ones i think look good
I can legally marry people
šš
which are most if not all actually
thunk is polyamorous confirmed
wait really
yes really, I got the certificate online in like 2012 as a joke
dang marry omega and lusty joker then to prove it

no
aw man š
who is lusty joker anyway
wait what if i asked you to marry me and my fiancƩe lol
can we get the gentleman from the balatro videos ordained
we need an officiator
Riveting question, this will require some thunking
if your fiancƩe is lusty joker I have bad news for you
are there any canonically queer jokers
they are canonically playing cards
paradoelia
so no, but that means there's no straight hetero ones either
runner?
Except shortcut?
but they have faces and personalities :( why can't they be a little gay as a treat
You can let this happen in your brain thatās the fun part
in the lore what company makes these playing cards
DO IT JON!
Yo, just dropped in here, how you doin'?
hmmmmmmm
now that's a real question
tostitos probably
the JPCC
joker protection communist community
BALATRO LORE DUMP
Wake up babe new balatro lore just dropped
jandom pisses candy canes
can
can
Can't believe this was the update we were waiting for
hello balatro youtube shorts that are just screenshots of this server
š
Can
can
can
localthunk please please explain to me why hack retriggers 2345 like what is the meaning behind the concept of it and the connection to 2345
do the decks cost a lot
perhaps a jimbillion dollars
there has to be lore
you can probably guess
i CANT
hacks are comedians that retell low hanging jokes
low ranked cards
Thunk you should spectate BalatrORG
no thank you
ive been absolutely horse reacted this is the end of the road for me
thunk do you watch major league balatro?
I do not
minor league?
Oh no my quesadilla
Thunk whatās your opinion on blueprint and brainstorm
the doc did a clean sweep i heard
It's gone.
NOOOOO
my goat DrSpectred š
EVERYONE HELP OTTERMANDO FIND HIS QUESADILLA
It's gone.
is it gone because you ate it?
I might have let me check.
check in between the couch cushions
can we get a joker that gives -mult
could call it quesadilla
Local whatās your opinion on the orchestral version of the main theme
I know a guy that says Chicot is the best joker
i only found the vice president
I found it! It was in my leg.
Mystery solved, the qurious quase of the missing quesadilla quomes to a qlose
chiGOAT
queerious
š®āšØ
Some q
Mmmm quesadillas
well its a good joker if it haves negative
holy shit im finally free from the Hi! I'm new here
thunker i have so many fools in my consumables can u please give me hermit š
it's good when it's not negative too!
Hi! heās new here
Thunk what is your favorite joker
syhe
the only problem its that wastes space
I mean, blueprint. But I think it's the weakest of the legendary jokers
no. only mars.
ooooo
So thats why you have a obelisk thingy next to you
why is immolate so busted bro
bummer! no gelato in the flavour list
he changes it periodically
thereās like no downside
Any synergies you like?
is that a problem
he's suggesting you nerf it of course!!!!
True, obelisk is gorgeous (but not that useful)
Why is blueprint so busted bro
2 more
no not at all but like whatās the downside to it itās deckfixing and 20$
finally got all my legendaries golded
You could get a card you really were relying on destroyed
spectrals don't necessarily need to have a downside
"why is there no emperor but for spectral cards" bluv š½ gloorp zlip grubly ā“ļø baLatro
the design ethos for them is more 'big swing' or 'inject randomness' than just positive and downside
Alien playing balatroš
bogos binted?
ahh that makes sense
wraith:
ecto:
ouija:
I think aliens would be absolutely fascinated by Balatro
i know what you meant i just wanna be petty
thatās why soul was changed to spectral from tarot right?
technically they could all have a situational downside in theory if you really wanna be cute about it
Local, whatās your opinion on the popular fanarts including the brainstorm and blueprint ships
maybe, if you ask nicely
like familiar is terrible for a bus run
fairā¢
Please speed i need perkeo
guys it is possible to beat balatro scoring the exact amount of needed score of the blinds
Donāt worry king Iāll handle this
depends, bus isn't the only way for +mult
the seal spectral cards also don't have anything like a downside
they used to apply to a random card instead of a selected one
Thank you queen I can always rely on you
but this way is more fun
my photo kinda chadless
the downside is just theyre not particularly good
that is devious
wellllll, chance at gold cards can be worth honestly
LMAO
Question a friend is asking
not that i take it but some ppl might
thank you for changing this š
are you out your damn mind
hand full of steel kings and one seven of clubs and it lands on the seven of clubs
WHAR
have you ever used blue seal before
speaking of Perkeo, thunk i am going to Paris during a study abroad trip this summer and it is entirely because of balatro that ive decided to plan a weekend trip to Heidelberg to see the perkeo memorabilia
a hack is a bad comedian who makes the same cheap jokes over and over, so he retriggers the most "worthless" low ranking cards
ye p someone explaiend it to me thanks anyway
nice
As good of a reason as any!
not mr localthunk balatro himself š
This is some good lore
that's actually so cool
Explains why hes a hack
āGuys look itās the guy from balatroā
apparently im not cookin with gas here
im jus saying like. generally i dont get a whole lot outta seals from personal experience
NO SEALS ARE LITERALLY SOME OF THE BEST THINGS IN THE GAME
skill issue
name 1 bad seal (you cant say gold)
red
his real name is actually john "localthunk" balatro
theres four seals total
For some lore, when I was adding the legendary jokers one of my best friends got a job in Heidelberg and had to move from Canada, so I added Perkeo because of him
gold isnāt bad either
all of which are busted
gold seals aint even the worst
localthunk can we confirm this
red seals are the worst in an ante 8 context
gold seals are goated i just wish they gave 4 dollars so it's on pair with golden ticket
blue seals are the main ones i would rely on
localthunk i know the "1 in 4" on space joker is cosmetic and it's secretly a 1 in 20 chance you cant fool me
I actually remember you mentioning that in a chat I was a part of before! That was another reason why I felt so inspired to go. Iām super excited and I plan to do a tour of the castle to see the wooden statue of him
golden ticket is awesome
purple is fine, you might be overvaluing the extra hand money
Mr balatro, whatās your opinion on the popular fanarts featuring a romantic relationship between brainstorm joker and blueprint joker
maybe if mr thunk wanted me to make use of purple seals he wouldntve taken away discards in the higher stakes.....
just sayin....
your loss
is this the checkered deck mindset
i like anaglpyh
does he know about the blue stake rework
blue seal rework btw
i said i liked blue stake
to be fair
it's bad tho
blue is the best one???
it's bad and not fun
Oh no
ew
blue stake
oh wait no
not seal
that is the first time i've seen those words
fuck i meant blue seal my bad
in that order
can
okay that makes much more sense
whatever that means
the cedar pollen is killing me
i like white stake because it allows for a casual playthrough of balatro when you just come homje and dont want to deal with The Plant
tbf both of those blues are problematic in their own theme
I'm workshopping a blue seal change
what if the blue stake rework is just renaming it "cyan stake"
can we confirm blue stake and blue seal are brothers
seems tricky to make a good one icl
really? blue seal's like the best one
Any sneak peeks?
sounds right
i dont really love the "just make them 1 in 2" change
ooh i hope itās more rewarding to more difficult hands
Blue stake rework where instead of losing a discard, every time you discard a hand a random file gets deleted off of your computer
it would be more balanced but i feel like theres a better way
idk what
It would be yes
I'm guessing it's a rework that will allow them to be stronger in 5 card hands (which are when imo seals are most preffered)
blue stake when it deletes balatro
i mean they're extremely strong for any hand, just strongest with pairs
currently blue seals make up the chip scaling for more spammable hands while not taking a joker slot
they are easier to get with pairs/high card
can we have a hint of a colour hex code that's relevent somewhere in the update
New joker crashes your game on your most used hand
because you can hold more garbage and still construct a hand
i lvoe my garbage
yep
i feel like blue seals are primarily only good for easier hands but tbh thats also just cuz harder hands generally fall off in terms of ability
i donāt care what happens in the update so long as the goat square jokers stays unchanged
discarding power isn't obstructed for pairs and held in hand value
it's getting nerfed to 3.99 chips instead of 4
triangle joker
he is chip
chips...
big chip
chips.......
floating chips is crazy
big chip
Chip mult when
hmmm.......
here we go againā¦
mr thunk what flavor of chips is your go-to
chat are we salt and vinegar, barbeque or fully dressed chips around here
hello
TOSTITOS???
give him a minute and itāll be tostitos
hello
Hello why did thunks pfp change to tostitos
there it is
what's wrong with tostitos
Big Chip
I was reading old messages and it just happenedšš
read the name pal
good baseline party chip
Oh that's funny
Iām so hungry I could eat aā¦
balatro is now proudly sponsored by Tostitos Ā® tortilla chips
tostitothunk
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nothing i just wasnt expecting the photo change
its like im talkin to a brand account
hello I'm back
nooooooo localthunk make it the king again
i liked the tostitos arc
it looked way eviler and cooler and villan-y
wait chat you wanna see me loosen up
I mean localthunk is a brand account if you really think of it
become a little more casual
Hes back in a snazzy new jacket
one sec
yes please get loose for us
sure
this is usually the part of the video i skip
whatever floats your boat bro š„
Water
what a very subtle way to introduce a literal food chip joker for 1.1
yea i suppose so
wtf could localthunk possibly be cooking
It's broken wtf
Yo
I can't change pfp
lmfao
I can see the change
You broke it
fool moment.
evil discord
they rate limited my ass
it changed too much
Guy got shadowbanned off changing his pfpšš
they done put you on cd
hehehe
No way bro
they killed his tostitos
Thunk learns how it feels to be timed out
the tostitos arc had terrible ramifications
what do y'all think the casual localthunk was going to be like
Is the pfp the flash card jimbo, but elegant?
big chip got his ass
rocket league
Why your pfp lowkey looking like āplease speed I need thisā
Lays
please jimbo.... my chad's kinda photoless...
not quite
Iāve got a version of Jimbo on āloosened upā mode hiding in my files, waiting to show the public until Doc debuts the newest editions to his texture pack but thunk saw it 
Please local I need this, my run is kinda planted
Localthunk files
I heard there was a tostitos man
NO WAYšš
what the hell steamy whatre you doing here
My face cards
All gone
š
I wanted to meet Mr. (or Ms.) Tostitos
ohh
Please thunk I need this... my run is kinda mult-less
3rd times the charm right guys surely itāll work this time
Plot twist he just leaves
YOU HAVE NO REAL JOKERS AND WILL DIE ON ANTE 6!
they won't let me change my Balatro server profile specifically
steamy, mr tostito owns the game
Oh shoot the tostitos person is a dev
discord what the hell man
They wanna hold you down
Sorry about that sir
Discord been acting a fool lately
yes thats literally the guy who made balatro
Interesting turn of events
i said that
guy who is in the balatro discord but doesn't know who localthunk is
You think I PAY ATTENTION
done killed bros permission
Literally john balatro brošš
I TOLD YOU
you could ask someone to wear the pfp change
this is the last time i summon a buddy from my back pocket....

Imagine
I played the game for a while, downloaded Cryptid mod, and nuked my perception of numbers so bad that I could never play it again
just send the image thunk
If it makes you feel better the current pfp made alot of please speed i need this jokes
āYo bro creator of balatro here please wear this real quickā
you could redownload it though right
I would be screaming
i keep thinking there's a gros michel costume but there isn't i need to get this thought out of my head
does anyone have a banana iām hungry again
Totally, it's just no longer SATISFYING cause I could never play normal balatro after crashing my computer with numbers unknown from Cryptid
ah right no stickers
sticker fail
whoops
lmfao they actually did rate limit me
Bro done killed gros michel
Broš
šno one gets special treatment on discord
i need the new banana joker leaksā¦
i think it's cause you changed the pfp like 2 times in a row in less than 3 minutes
Thunk in your personal opinion what joker should I dress up as for Halloween
that's what rate limiting is yes
I was perkeo for Halloween last year
Discord hates happiness ig
Can we see this costume im so curious
Yeah I gotta send in a chat that will allow me images tho
im not localthunk but i would go for gay vampire jimbo any day of the week
Just dm me if you need
that or they hated his take on tostitos
True
trying to get clowngirl pics. relatable.
Ill write that down
Dude shhhh
BASED
*honk honk
Thats a joke guys I didnt even know they were a lady
LOL
Local what is your favourite song
do people have favourite songs
yes?
is that a thing
yes
Yes
ew no i just listen
i like holiday from the weezer blue album
Polygon by TWRP
I don't have one I guess
that or freely tomorrow by mitchie m both are phenomenal
I have favourite albums
Absolutely
You should try it. It's a magical feeling
well favorite albums count for sumt thats fair
me when i ask a stranger in an unfamiliar city for music recommendations
I feel like a song is too small to have a favourite
I feel like the favorite album thing is more common with people who DIDN'T grow up with on-demand streaming and had to just have the tape, record, or CD
i do
I've heard that among the millenial and older crowd
wait, like, i have multiple
Sometimes a certain song just hits so hard in your brain that it sticks out from the rest
How about a favorite album, or artist?
I listen to albums on spotify tho
Oh, then whatās your favourite album, and if you have a playlist, slide it here
I have faviorite SONGS
I cant choose one
Fair! I just mean the MINDSET
Thunk just listens to clown music 24 hours on repeat
I have 3 desert island albums
i know this may sound corny asf but one of my favorite songs of all time is the balatro main menu theme
simp
LMAO
Yall ever listened to Hawaii part II
Personally I love waltz 2 from jazz suite, but I have more
Me when Simon:
does anyone fw Static-X
Innerspeaker by Tame Impala
This is All Yours by Alt-j
Time by Louis Cole
Never even heard of them
and also The Colour and The Shape by Foo Fighters
Peak
Wait thunk does know ball
I like the Protomen lol
oooh
all three of theirs
JoJo reference
Do you have an Spotify playlist with most of your liked songs? And albums ofc
I also really like Superunknown by Soundgarden
no
soundgarden my goat
soundgarden made Fourth of July correct?
I either put on a generated playlist and let it ride or I look up an album
voyeur - saint motel.
gran turismo 3 a-spec soundtrack.
a day at the races - queen
i have only started using spotify recently so i only have silly songs on it
True gambler
I love soundgardenš¤¤
let it ride...
I learn new music this way
If you want to see the epitome of having a favorite song, apparently in 2019 I listened to Finale from the Undertale soundtrack over 500 times
anyone fw some King Crimson or King Gizzard and the lizard wizard?
Bro?
Court of the Crimson King is also one of my favs
And thatās awesome, I do the same sometimes when I want to expand my playlist
Holy peak
Undertale mentioned?
I purposefully ruin my spotify wrapped every year by playing a terrible song on repeat on mute for hours and hours and hours
The absolute GOAT
Where you think I get my social media username from 
KGLW, yes absolutely
YEAAAAH
tbh ill loop like the same four songs over n over
i discovered them recently, but they are SO great
wdym?
and I'm the weird one for not having a favourite song
Just sucks that they removed EVERYTHING from spotify lol
I love epitaph
Me neither, kinda
I use Omegaflowey18 on all my socials
whattt thats just having like four favorite songs basically
yeah
I have a LEAST favorite song
I do listen to a lot of music and I feel like if you listen to different music often enough then you never listen to one song that many times, it gets old
it ruins the song
I feel like itās fairly normal to not have a favorite song
and that is and always will be Hey Ya! by Outkast
True, music is a feeling and a form of art
truth told
Talk by Coldplay hits so hard
I just blast like the same 5 songs in my ears before hockey
thats fair, it def depends
Gets me locked in
SAIL
wait why dont you like hey ya
whats wrong with hey ya whatd it do
There's also like American Idiot, Going Under, I write sins not tragedies...
Oh you know an absolute certified banger top to bottom album
Not Tight by DOMi & JD BECK
listen to it
If I had to recommend a song, it would be āel viento lo dirĆ”ā
it'll melt your brain
cause I don't like it to begin with, and one time during a theater work day when we were building sets, I made a joke about not liking Hey Ya, so the shop manager put it on repeat for the entire work day (3+ hours straight)
lmfao dang
bbno$? He loves heated rivalry
what if my brain's already melted
it'll reconstitute it
Koala:
oooh
do any of yall know Jethro Tull
ill be on the listen too
Not Tight by DOMi & JD BECK right?
alright lets see here
Listening to it rn
Anyway bye all, wonder to meet you Mr. Balatro/Tostitos. Take care of Boobs for me
The fact they won the first Grammy for metal music over Metallica makes me quite mad


